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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:10,200 - HOW EXCITING IS THIS? 2 00:00:10,233 --> 00:00:12,267 TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW! 3 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:15,633 - EXACTLY. SO WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT IT TODAY? 4 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:18,067 - PSSH! MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S THE FIRST BIRTHDAY 5 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,400 THE HATHAWAYS AND PRESTONS WILL BE CELEBRATING TOGETHER. 6 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,533 IT'S LIKE WE'RE BECOMING A NORMAL FAMILY. 7 00:00:26,533 --> 00:00:28,200 - HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BOTTOM? 8 00:00:28,233 --> 00:00:31,233 - YEP. JUST LIKE A NORMAL FAMILY. 9 00:00:31,267 --> 00:00:33,267 - I WAS PRETENDING TO SAW MYSELF IN HALF 10 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,300 AND MY LEGS WALKED AWAY. 11 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:38,167 WAIT. I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 12 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,267 [straining] 13 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:43,500 [flatulence in distance] 14 00:00:43,533 --> 00:00:45,300 LAUNDRY ROOM! 15 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:47,167 I'M COMING, LOWER LOUIE! 16 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:56,567 - OKAY, LOWER LOUIE IS NOT INVITED TO TAYLOR'S PARTY. 17 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,200 - MILES, THERE'S SOMETHING SHOULD KNOW 18 00:00:58,233 --> 00:01:01,467 ABOUT TAYLOR AND BIRTHDAYS. 19 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,333 - THERE'S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL! 20 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,367 - [wails] 21 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,767 - SHE HATES THEM. 22 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,800 - NOBODY HATES BIRTHDAYS. 23 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:13,233 - TAYLOR DOES. THERE WAS A... 24 00:01:13,267 --> 00:01:16,833 [voice breaking] INCIDENT... THREE YEARS AGO. 25 00:01:16,867 --> 00:01:19,233 - MOM, PLEASE DON'T. 26 00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:20,500 YOU CAN'T TELL THIS STORY 27 00:01:20,533 --> 00:01:23,567 WITHOUT HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN. 28 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,300 - I CAN, AND I WILL. AHEM. 29 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:29,167 FOR YEARS, TAYLOR HAD BEEN BEGGING TO GET A DOG. 30 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,533 IT WAS HER ONLY BIRTHDAY WISH. 31 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:33,800 [voice breaking] SO FINALLY, WHEN SHE TURNED TEN... 32 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:37,400 I SURPRISED HER... WITH A PUPPY. 33 00:01:37,433 --> 00:01:39,200 - TAYLOR OPENED THE BOX, PULLED OUT THE DOG, 34 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,733 AND STARTED SNEEZING LIKE A FREAK. 35 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:44,300 - SHE'S ALLERGIC TO DOGS? - BIG TIME. 36 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:47,733 HER ARMS PUFFED UP, HER FACE TURNED PURPLE, 37 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:50,800 BUT THEN SHE SNEEZED ALL OVER THE CAKE. 38 00:01:50,833 --> 00:01:52,833 - WE HAD TO GIVE THE DOG AWAY. 39 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:55,533 TAYLOR SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT CRYING. 40 00:01:55,567 --> 00:01:58,267 MAMA BROKE HER HEART! 41 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,633 - THAT'S TERRIBLE. 42 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:03,200 BUT...I REFUSE TO LET HER WALK AROUND THE REST OF HER LIFE 43 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:04,367 HATING HER BIRTHDAY. 44 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,233 I'M GONNA FIX THIS. 45 00:02:06,267 --> 00:02:07,733 - HEY, BOW TIE.... 46 00:02:07,767 --> 00:02:09,500 WE DON'T HAVE TO BUY THE GIRL PRESENTS. 47 00:02:09,533 --> 00:02:12,167 DON'T ROCK THE BOAT. 48 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,533 - BUT IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT. 49 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,467 - NEITHER IS THAT. 50 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,333 - WHAT? 51 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:25,767 OH. HEH! 52 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,067 ALL THE COOL GHOSTS ARE WEARING THEIR LEGS BACKWARDS. 53 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:31,467 DEAL WITH IT. 54 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,700 [spooky rock music] 55 00:02:34,733 --> 00:02:37,533 - * IF YOU MOVE INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE * 56 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:40,400 * YOU GOTTA TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT * 57 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:42,500 - * SO IF YOU'RE LIVING WITH A GHOST OR THREE * 58 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:46,467 - * YOU GOTTA BE ONE BIG, SEMI-SCARY FAMILY * 59 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,700 - * DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP THIS WAY * 60 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:50,333 - * BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL US * 61 00:02:50,367 --> 00:02:53,200 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 62 00:02:53,233 --> 00:02:56,067 * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 63 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:58,133 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 64 00:02:58,167 --> 00:03:01,767 * 65 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,800 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 66 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:06,200 * 67 00:03:09,433 --> 00:03:11,400 - MORNING, EVERYONE. 68 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:14,833 - HAPPY...SATURDAY, SWEETHEART. 69 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:16,500 WHAT A NORMAL DAY WE ARE HAVING, 70 00:03:16,533 --> 00:03:20,133 JUST LIKE ANY OTHER NON-SPECIAL DAY. 71 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,867 - GOOD SAVE. 72 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:23,867 - [whispers] THANK YOU. 73 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,367 - GUYS, I'M GONNA BE FINE. 74 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,300 JUST AS LONG AS NO ONE BRINGS IT UP. 75 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,133 - * HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 76 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:31,633 * HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY * 77 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,833 * HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 78 00:03:33,867 --> 00:03:36,133 WHOOO! 79 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,800 - MILES...HEH... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 80 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,467 - TAYLOR, I KNOW HOW YOU HATE 81 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,333 BEING REMINDED OF YOUR BIRTHDAY... 82 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:45,733 - REALLY? BECAUSE THE BASS DRUM IS SENDING MIXED SIGNALS. 83 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,633 - IT WASN'T EASY, 84 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:50,367 BUT I FIGURED OUT A WAY FOR YOU TO ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN. 85 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,700 REPLACE A BAD MEMORY WITH A GOOD ONE. 86 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:56,367 VOILA! 87 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,300 - AAH! 88 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:00,700 - MILES, TAYLOR IS ALLERGIC TO DOGS. 89 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:04,567 - YEAH! SHE'S GONNA BLOW UP LIKE A WALRUS! 90 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,367 - THAT'S JUST IT. 91 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,667 I KNOW TAY'S ALLERGIC, WHICH IS WHY I GOT HER... 92 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:10,667 A GHOST DOG! 93 00:04:13,633 --> 00:04:16,233 - WHOA! SWEET! 94 00:04:16,267 --> 00:04:19,367 - ALL THE CUTENESS, NONE OF THE MUCUS! 95 00:04:21,167 --> 00:04:23,400 - A GHOST DOG? 96 00:04:23,433 --> 00:04:24,867 - [British accent] INDEED, M'LADY. 97 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:27,767 all: HE TALKS? - I DO. 98 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,100 - SIR WAGSWORTH BARKSALOT THE THIRD AT YOUR SERVICE. 99 00:04:31,133 --> 00:04:32,833 - OH, MY GOSH. 100 00:04:32,867 --> 00:04:35,100 I CAN FINALLY HAVE A DOG. 101 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:38,300 MILES, THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER. 102 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,200 audience: AWW! 103 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:43,400 - I'M GONNA CALL YOU WAGS. YOU ARE ADORABLE. 104 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:46,233 - YOU ARE. - SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 105 00:04:46,267 --> 00:04:49,133 BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT? - ABSOLUTELY. 106 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:51,333 - WAGS, YOU WANT TO COME TO MY PARTY? 107 00:04:51,367 --> 00:04:52,500 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 108 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:56,167 I'M READY TO RAISE THE WOOF! 109 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,467 - HEY, GUYS--AAH! 110 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,733 WHO LET THAT THING IN HERE? 111 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:02,100 - HE'S MY NEW DOG, WAGS. 112 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,700 - RAY, ARE YOU AFRAID OF DOGS? 113 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:06,600 - UH...HEH! 114 00:05:06,633 --> 00:05:08,133 OF COURSE NOT. [chuckles] 115 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:10,567 DOGS ARE...NIFTY. 116 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,767 - OOH, I LIKE YOU. 117 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,700 HOW ABOUT A NICE BELLY SCRATCH? 118 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:19,633 - I'D LOVE TO... BUT I'M LATE FOR PRACTICE. 119 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,100 - THANK YOU, MILES. 120 00:05:21,133 --> 00:05:24,433 WAGS HAS MADE MY DAY. MY YEAR. 121 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:26,333 - I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE WANTED. 122 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,567 all: AWWW! 123 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:33,800 - MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT FAIR? 124 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,767 - THAT TAYLOR HAS A PET AND YOU DON'T? 125 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,567 - WOW. YOU'RE GOOD. - HMM. 126 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,067 - I HAD A WHOLE ARGUMENT HERE. 127 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,300 SO, LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. 128 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:43,800 WHEN AM I GETTING MY GIRAFFE? 129 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:46,633 - YOU'RE NOT GETTING A GIRAFFE. 130 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:49,200 - MOM, THEY MAKE THE PERFECT PET. 131 00:05:49,233 --> 00:05:51,733 - FRANKIE, YOUR TRACK RECORD WITH TAKING CARE OF PETS 132 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:53,533 IS NOT SO HOT. 133 00:05:53,567 --> 00:05:55,367 REMEMBER SAMMY THE SALAMANDER? 134 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:59,200 - NO. - BOTTOM OF MY SHOE DOES. 135 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:02,867 LOOK, I HAD A FEELING THIS CONVERSATION WAS COMING, 136 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:05,500 WHICH IS WHY I GOT YOU THIS. 137 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,500 - AN ELECTRONIC TACO? 138 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,367 - THIS IS CLAMBY. 139 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,700 HE'S A DIGITAL PET CLAM. 140 00:06:11,733 --> 00:06:14,133 IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF HIM, 141 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:16,300 THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 142 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,133 - [electronic voice] I'M HUNGRY! 143 00:06:18,167 --> 00:06:20,267 - YOU'RE UP. 144 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:24,167 - OOH, YUMMY! THANK YOU. 145 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,467 - AW, CLAMBY, YOU'RE WELCOME. 146 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:30,100 YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE. 147 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:32,133 - NICE PET. 148 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:34,300 NOT. 149 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:35,800 - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 150 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,167 - DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORK 151 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,533 THAT THING'S GONNA BE? 152 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:41,500 "FEED ME!" "BURP ME!" 153 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,267 SPARE ME. 154 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:45,233 - I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 155 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:46,733 - NOT ME. 156 00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:49,100 NO SILLY PET COULD EVER TIE ME DOWN. 157 00:06:49,133 --> 00:06:52,067 I LIKE TO KEEP IT REAL. BE MY OWN MAN. 158 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,767 FREE TO COME AND GO AS I PLEASE. 159 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,200 [clicks tongue] 160 00:06:56,233 --> 00:06:58,133 Ray: LOUIE! GET YOUR BUTT UP HERE! 161 00:06:58,167 --> 00:06:59,667 YOU HAVE STUFF TO PUT AWAY! 162 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:02,400 - AND I PLEASE TO GO TO THE ATTIC RIGHT NOW. 163 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:21,100 [cheers and applause] 164 00:07:21,133 --> 00:07:23,500 - PARTY PLANNER OF THE YEAR? 165 00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:26,100 THIS IS--OH! 166 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:28,100 THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED. 167 00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:30,133 [elevator dings] 168 00:07:32,267 --> 00:07:35,833 - MILES, WAGS AND I HAVE BEEN HAVING THE BEST DAY. 169 00:07:35,867 --> 00:07:39,733 SHOPPING, TALKING, SHOPPING, WALKING, SHOPPING. 170 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:43,367 AND WHAT WAS THE LAST THING? OH, YEAH, SHOPPING. 171 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,467 - [chuckles] FUN TIMES, FUN TIMES. 172 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,500 - DON'T YOU LOVE THE WAY WAGS TALKS? 173 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:50,233 AND HE'S A GREAT LISTENER. 174 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:52,633 HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF MY GYMNASTICS STORIES. 175 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:54,167 LIKE THE ONE WHERE I TOOK STATE 176 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,600 IN FLOOR EXERCISE AFTER NAILING MY... 177 00:07:55,633 --> 00:07:57,700 both: JUMP BENT HANDSTAND. 178 00:07:57,733 --> 00:08:00,267 JINX! BUY ME A SODA! 179 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:03,700 - [chuckles] WE PLAY THAT GAME A LOT. 180 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:07,400 - MILES, YOU'ALL OUT. 181 00:08:07,433 --> 00:08:09,067 LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 182 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:11,067 - AH, PLEASE. 183 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:14,100 IT'S NOT LIKE I DESERVE AN AWARD OR ANYTHING. 184 00:08:14,133 --> 00:08:15,467 UNLESS YOU INSIST. 185 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,133 HERE'S A PHONE NUMBER TO A PLACE. 186 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:20,067 - YOU'RE HILARIOUS. - YES. 187 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:23,400 I WAS TOTALLY JOKING. 188 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,300 - OH, WAGS! 189 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:27,300 WE SHOULD TRY ON THAT BERET I BOUGHT YOU. 190 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,733 IT'S GOING TO LOOK SUPER CUTE. 191 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:30,467 WHERE'D I PUT THAT? 192 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,767 - I'LL HELP YOU LOOK. - BE RIGHT BACK, WAGS. 193 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,800 - I'LL BE WAITING. 194 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:37,867 [gruff accent] A BERET? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 195 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:41,367 DO I LOOK LIKE A FRENCH POODLE? 196 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:47,667 YAP, YAP, YAP! 197 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:49,633 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE, YA DUMB BIRD. 198 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:52,733 TEENAGE GIRLS ARE UNBEARABLE! 199 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:55,300 MALLS, BOYS, GYMNASTICS. 200 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:58,367 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 201 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:02,867 OH, YEAH, AND HERE'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT THIS HOUSE. 202 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:05,533 OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE SPOT, YEAH. 203 00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:08,433 - UH-OH. 204 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:15,400 - CHANGE ME. - MY PLEASURE. 205 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,367 - WASH ME! 206 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,667 - THERE THERE. 207 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:22,167 - LOVE ME. 208 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:26,167 - TRY AND STOP ME. 209 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:31,100 - DID I HEAR THAT ADORABLE LITTLE DOG? 210 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:34,167 - NOPE. IT'S JUST MY SWEET CLAMBY. 211 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,500 - OH. TOO BAD. 212 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:38,400 I WANT TO SAY HI TO THE LITTLE FELLA. 213 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:40,800 - [imitates barking] - AAH! 214 00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:44,400 IS THAT MAILMAN EVER GONNA COME? 215 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:49,100 - WHY? IS HE DELIVERING YOUR COURAGE? 216 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:51,433 MMM. LOOK AT YOU, FRANKIE. 217 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,400 YOU'RE SUPER MOM. HEH. 218 00:09:53,433 --> 00:09:55,133 WONDER WHO YOU GET THAT FROM? 219 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,633 OH, MY GOSH! 220 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:58,733 I TOTALLY FORGOT YOU HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 221 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,667 WE NEED TO HUSTLE. 222 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,433 - BUT I DIDN'T EAT LUNCH YET. 223 00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:04,167 - I GOT A BREATH MINT IN MY PURSE. 224 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,200 RAY, DOOR, PLEASE! 225 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,900 - MAKE WAY FOR SUPER MOM! 226 00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:18,233 - FEED ME! 227 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:20,567 - SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING? 228 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,667 - FEED ME! 229 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:26,100 - OH, MAN, THAT STUPID CLAM. 230 00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:28,233 WHERE'S FRANKIE? 231 00:10:28,267 --> 00:10:30,800 KNOW WHAT? NOT MY PROBLEM. 232 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:34,233 I'M A LONE COWBOY. 233 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,767 - FEED ME! FEED ME! 234 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,733 FEED ME! FEED ME! FEED ME! 235 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,333 - SERIOUSLY? FINE! 236 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:45,800 IF IT SHUTS YOU UP. 237 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:48,467 - THANK YOU, MAMA. 238 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,333 - I AM NOT YOUR MAMA. 239 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,733 - SING TO ME, MAMA. 240 00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:56,067 - OH, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 241 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,667 I'M NOT SINGING TO A CLAM. 242 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,633 I DON'T CARE HOW CUTE YOUR VOICE IS. 243 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,533 NOT HAPPENING! 244 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,333 * LULLABY 245 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,767 * AND GOOD NIGHT 246 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,833 * GO TO SLEEP, MY SWEET CLAMBY * 247 00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:11,300 [Clamby snoring] OH! 248 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:17,433 - WAGS, WHAT IS GOING ON? - [British accent] OH, MY! 249 00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:20,333 LOOK WHO'S CARRYING OFF A SMASHING BOWTIE. 250 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,200 - OH. HEH! THANKS. 251 00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:25,533 IT'S ONE OF MY-- WAIT. DROP THE ACT. 252 00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:27,133 I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID TO THE PEACOCK. 253 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:29,633 - [gruff accent] FINE. YOU GOT ME. 254 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:32,233 I NEEDED A PLACE TO CRASH. YOU NEEDED A DOG. 255 00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:35,167 EVERYONE'S HAPPY. - TSK. HAPPY? 256 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,567 I NEVER WOULD'VE GIVEN YOU TO TAYLOR 257 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,100 IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WERE A JERK. 258 00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,133 - UH, DUH! 259 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:41,633 WHOA, WHOA, THERE SHE IS. 260 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:44,200 - HEY, GUYS! - [British accent] GOODNESS! 261 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:46,600 ARE YOU BACK WITH MY ADORABLE CAP ALREADY? 262 00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:48,133 - YOU HAVE TO WEAR THIS TONIGHT. 263 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:50,300 IT TOTALLY MATCHES MY DRESS. - TWINSIES! 264 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,367 [Taylor and Wags giggle] 265 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:56,600 - OH, GREAT. 266 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,167 WAGS IS HERE. 267 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,533 - HEY, GUYS. 268 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,267 RAY, JUST ADMIT YOU'RE SCARED OF DOGS. 269 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,167 IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 270 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,733 - SCARED? [scoffs] 271 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,767 IF I WAS SCARED, WOULD I PUT A HAT ON ONE? 272 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,667 GIVE ME. 273 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:13,700 HERE YOU GO. 274 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,800 GOOD BOY. 275 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:18,233 THIS IS FUN. - [barks] 276 00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:20,467 - I SAW TEETH! 277 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,267 - NO, NOT SCARED AT ALL. 278 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,467 - LET'S PUT YOUR HAT ON IN MY ROOM, WAGS. 279 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,100 AND GUESS WHAT. 280 00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:30,767 I WANTED TO WAIT AND SURPRISE YOU, 281 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,733 BUT I ALSO BOUGHT YOU A MATCHING TURTLENECK! 282 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:36,633 - [gasps] DREAMS DO COME TRUE. 283 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:40,200 BE THERE RIGHT AFTER I USE THE LITTLE PUP'S ROOM. 284 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,800 - GREAT. SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. 285 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:46,133 MILES, IT'S BEEN A REALLY LONG TIME SINCE 286 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:48,267 I'VE BEEN ABLE TO LOOK FORWARD TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY. 287 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,767 I OWE IT ALL TO YOU. THANKS. 288 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,833 audience: AWWW! 289 00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:57,767 - THAT WAS SWEET. 290 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,100 ALL RIGHT, I'M OUTTA HERE. 291 00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:02,700 - WHAT? 292 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:04,100 - I'M DONE. 293 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,633 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 294 00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,267 - YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 295 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,800 IT'LL RUIN HER BIRTHDAY. 296 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,367 - THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, JACK. 297 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,733 HERE, SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME BY. 298 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,467 - SO, TAYLOR, THERE'S SOMETHING 299 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,500 I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT WAGS. 300 00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:27,100 - WHAT ABOUT WAGS? - TAYLOR! 301 00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,300 OH--OH, MY GOSH. 302 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,367 YOU LOOK AMAZING. - THANKS. 303 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,367 I'M JUST SO EXCITED. 304 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,067 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE CELEBRATED 305 00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:37,067 MY BIRTHDAY IN THREE YEARS. 306 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,400 WHERE'S WAGS? 307 00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:41,100 - UH, THE THING IS, UH, 308 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,533 HE KINDA LEFT... 309 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:45,067 - WHAT? 310 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,533 - TO GET YOU A GIFT. 311 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:47,733 - OH, MY GOD. 312 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,400 DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT. 313 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:51,600 HE'S GETTING ME A GIFT? 314 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:54,200 ISN'T HE JUST THE SWEETEST DOG EVER? 315 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,700 - HE'S SOMETHING. 316 00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:58,967 BUT LET'S REMEMBER, TAYLOR, 317 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:00,333 HE'S NOT THE ONLY PET IN THE HOUSE 318 00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:01,733 YOU CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH. 319 00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:03,467 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 320 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:08,133 - UH, HOW ABOUT TOBY? 321 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,433 - THE PEACOCK? 322 00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,300 - HE'S PRETTY LOVABLE TOO. 323 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,633 - HE'S A FAKE STUFFED BIRD. 324 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,533 - THAT RAPS. 325 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:15,633 * MY NAME IS TOBY 326 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,233 * HOW DO YOU DO? 327 00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:19,133 * I LIKE TO RAP AND MY FEATHERS ARE BLUE * 328 00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:21,500 WORD. 329 00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:25,200 * SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST-- * 330 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:29,400 TAYLOR? TAYLOR? 331 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,433 GOOD JOB, TOBY. 332 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,633 - CLAMBY, I'M HOME. 333 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,633 I'LL GIVE YOU DINNER IN A MINUTE. 334 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:42,667 YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE DAY I HAD. 335 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:48,967 - WELL, WELL, WELL. 336 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:53,633 LOOK WHO FINALLY DECIDED TO ACT LIKE A CARING PARENT. 337 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:56,167 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 338 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,600 - I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU ABANDONING CLAMBY 339 00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:01,267 FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE AFTERNOON. 340 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,100 - SORRY. JEEZ. 341 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:08,067 - "SORRY" DOESN'T DRY THE TEARS OF A LONELY CLAM. 342 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,067 - HEY, I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN. 343 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,600 YOU THINK IT'S EASY TAKING CARE OF HIM ALL BY MYSELF? 344 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:17,667 - YOU...TAKING CARE OF HIM? [scoffs] 345 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,733 I'M THE ONE FEEDING AND CHANGING HIM 346 00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:23,433 WHILE YOU'RE OUT DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT! 347 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:24,733 - I HAD A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 348 00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:26,400 IT WAS IMPORTANT. 349 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,967 - AND RAISING OUR CLAM ISN'T? 350 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,200 - OUR CLAM? 351 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,333 - HEY, WASN'T IT CUTE 352 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,267 WHEN HE BURPED FOR THE FIRST TIME? 353 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,100 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 354 00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:39,400 YOU WEREN'T AROUND! 355 00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:41,600 MY CLAM. 356 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:45,200 MILES, I CAN'T HELP YOU. 357 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:47,067 I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW. 358 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:50,233 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE KIDS. 359 00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:52,500 - YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR ME. 360 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:54,467 - I'M NOT GONNA TURN MYSELF INTO THE FORM OF A DOG 361 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,400 AND SHOW UP TO TAYLOR'S PARTY. 362 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,633 - NOT JUST ANY DOG. 363 00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,367 YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE WAGS. - NO. 364 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,067 - I'LL GIVE YOU 40 BUCKS. 365 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:05,733 - HELLO, GUV'NOR. [chuckles] 366 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,333 HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? 367 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,667 - WHAT IS THAT? 368 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,067 I SAID A DOG! 369 00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:12,333 - HUH? 370 00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:15,200 OH, MAN! 371 00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:17,067 YOU'RE STILL GONNA PAY ME, RIGHT? 372 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:20,067 THAT MONEY WAS FOR CLAMBY'S COLLEGE FUND. 373 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:22,500 - GUYS, MY PARTY'S STARTING. 374 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,700 IS WAGS UP THERE? 375 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,533 - UH, HE'S RIGHT HERE. 376 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,733 BE DOWN IN A SEC. 377 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:31,600 WELL, I HAVE NO CHOICE. 378 00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:32,967 [barks] 379 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,667 [British accent] WHAT DO YOU THINK? 380 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,067 CAN I FOOL HER? 381 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,300 - [laughs] 382 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,267 YOU LOOK STUPID. 383 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,400 - [barks] 384 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,467 - I'M OUT OF HERE. 385 00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:53,067 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 386 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,367 [taps] 387 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,533 - A STALE DONUT? 388 00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:03,167 - OR A FUN COASTER. 389 00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,100 - AND BY THE WAY, 390 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,433 I LOOK FORWARD TO SPENDING 391 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:12,300 A RELAXING EVENING IN YOUR PRESENCE, 392 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,167 BECAUSE I FEAR NO BEAST. 393 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,400 [whispers] NO BEAST. 394 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:20,433 - I SHOULD HOPE NOT, DAD-- UH, KIND SIR. 395 00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:28,133 - WOW. THIS BOOK REALLY WORKS. 396 00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:30,367 LOOK, EVERYBODY, I'M PETTIN' A DOG. 397 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,300 TOMORROW I TAKE ON CLOWNS... 398 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:40,267 WHICH DON'T KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT AT ALL. 399 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,100 - WHAT'S KEEPING MILES? - OH. 400 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,700 UH, HE'LL BE ALONG ANY SEC. 401 00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:45,500 I'M SURE HE'D WANT YOU TO KEEP GOING. 402 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,167 PIP, PIP. CHEESE AND CRACKERS. 403 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,233 STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER. 404 00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:52,433 - NO WAY. HE'S THE ONE WHO PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING. 405 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,100 I'M GOING TO WAIT. 406 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:58,600 - FINE. I'LL CHECK ON THE OLD BOY, SHALL I? 407 00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:00,767 - LET'S ALL SIT FOR DINNER. 408 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,300 - BURP ME. 409 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,100 - I'M COMING, CLAMBY. 410 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,567 - I'M COMING, CLAMBY. 411 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,533 - HE WANTS HIS POPS. - HE NEEDS HIS MOTHER. 412 00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:11,467 [both grunt] 413 00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:16,767 NO! - MY BABY! 414 00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:19,667 - JUST TO CLARIFY-- 415 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,267 THAT'S A PLASTIC CLAM, RIGHT? 416 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,300 - LOUIE BROKE MY BABY. 417 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,067 - ME? I WAS JUST DOING MY DUTY. 418 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:31,067 EXCUSE ME FOR BEING THE HANDS-ON PARENT. 419 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:34,267 - WOW. YOU TWO REALLY CARE ABOUT CLAMBY. 420 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,967 IT'S SWEET... 421 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,700 AND A LITTLE WEIRD. 422 00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,200 - FIX ME. 423 00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:41,967 - DO SOMETHING, GRANNY. - DON'T WORRY. 424 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,100 WE'LL GET HIM SOME FIRST AID. 425 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:47,067 AND NEVER CALL ME GRANNY. 426 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,367 - THERE'S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL. 427 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,367 - OOH, MILES, JUST IN TIME FOR THE TOAST. 428 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,600 TO MY LOVELY DAUGHTER, WHO-- 429 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,333 - OH, WAIT. WE NEED WAGS HERE. 430 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:58,233 - OH, UH, WAGS SAID TO START WITHOUT HIM, 431 00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:01,100 'CAUSE HE'S CHECKIN' ON THE ROAST. 432 00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,667 - IT'S ON THE TABLE. 433 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,067 I'LL GO GET HIM. - STOP! 434 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,733 I GOT THIS. 435 00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:08,633 SMASHING, SPLENDID, FISH AND CHIPS. 436 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,333 WHAT DID I MISS? - GREAT. 437 00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:11,767 AND NOW WE NEED MILES. 438 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,400 - HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 439 00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:16,333 - YEP, WE'RE ALL HERE. - YAY. 440 00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:17,700 - YES, WE ARE. BY THE WAY, MILES, 441 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:20,133 HAVE I COMPLIMENTED YOUR FAB BOW TIE? 442 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:22,733 - AWW. ISN'T HE A CHARMER? 443 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:26,700 - HE SURE IS. AND VERY BRITISH. 444 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,767 [chuckles] 445 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,400 [chuckles] 446 00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:34,067 - I'M GLAD YOU'RE BOTH GETTING ALONG. 447 00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:37,067 - YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I'VE KNOWN WAGS FOREVER. 448 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,333 [British accent] AND I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT MILES. 449 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:42,200 GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. 450 00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:43,733 - SON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 451 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:47,600 - [English accent] SON? WHAT'S THIS POPPYCOCK? 452 00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:50,200 [normal voice] OH. 453 00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:51,467 UH, PRESENT TIME. 454 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,067 HOW FUN ARE BIRTHDAYS? 455 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,067 - WHOA! 456 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:58,200 all: WHOA. 457 00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:01,233 - UH, MILES, WHAT'S WITH THE TAIL? 458 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,333 - AAH! OH, AAH. 459 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:08,267 GOTCHA WITH THE OLD BIRTHDAY DOG TAIL TRICK THING. 460 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:11,000 UH, I'LL GO FIND WAGS. 461 00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:17,033 THINK, THINK, THINK. 462 00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:19,033 OH, NO, TAYLOR. 463 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,700 UH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME, 464 00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:24,100 'CAUSE WAGS IS TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR. 465 00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:26,367 - GHOSTS CAN'T GET TRAPPED IN ELEVATORS. 466 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,300 - [gasps] SO HE'S LYING? 467 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,433 - MILES, I KNOW YOU WERE PRETENDING TO BE WAGS. 468 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:35,267 WHAT'S GOING ON? 469 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,400 - [sighs] FINE. 470 00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:39,267 I GOT YOU THE WORST PRESENT EVER. 471 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,633 IT TURNS OUT WAGS WAS A REAL JERK. 472 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,533 HE LEFT. - HE LEFT? 473 00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,133 WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE? 474 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,133 - HE WAS A BAD DOG. 475 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:51,133 I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU SOONER, BUT I GOT SO CAUGHT UP 476 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,000 IN TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY, 477 00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:55,700 I ENDED UP RUINING ANOTHER ONE. 478 00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:57,567 [sighs] 479 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,200 - MILES, YOU DIDN'T RUIN ANYTHING. 480 00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:03,200 - I DIDN'T? - NO. 481 00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:05,500 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I WOULD'VE SPENT MY BIRTHDAY 482 00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:07,533 ALONE IN MY ROOM, DOING HOMEWORK. 483 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,133 BUT INSTEAD, I WENT SHOPPING, 484 00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:13,133 GOT A NEW DRESS, CELEBRATED WITH MY FAMILY. 485 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:17,100 - HUH. I GUESS YOU DID DO ALL THAT STUFF, DIDN'T YOU? 486 00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:20,133 - AND, I GOT TO SEE YOU WITH A TAIL, 487 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,667 WHICH IS INCREDIBLY CUTE, BY THE WAY. 488 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,467 - OH! 489 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,100 - THANKS, MILES. 490 00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:30,267 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAYLOR. 491 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,100 - TAYLOR, LOUIE AND I HAVE COME TO A JOINT DECISION. 492 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,100 SINCE YOU LOST YOUR PET, 493 00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:47,167 WE WANT YOU TO HAVE CLAMBY. 494 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,067 - THANK YOU? 495 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,600 - BE GOOD TO HIM. 496 00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:55,267 SUPPORT THE HEAD. 497 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:58,267 SUPPORT THE HEAD! 498 00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:01,467 - YOU'RE KINDA CUTE. 499 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,100 - FORGET IT. 500 00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:04,167 I CAN'T DO THIS. 501 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,967 I'LL BUY YOU A GOLDFISH. 502 00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:08,133 DADDY'S BACK! 33748

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