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"X" marks the spot, boys.
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The treasure should be
under these pillars.
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Where are you, my golden one?
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At long last
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the quest is finally over.
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The lyre's mine.
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-Yeah, boss.
-Correction.
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Since you found it
on amazon territory
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I'd say it belongs to us.
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Here.
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Psych!
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No! No, no, no!
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Look, look
I'll tell you what
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If you want the lyre so badly,
you can pry it
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from my dead fingers.
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With pleasure.
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Well, kids
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If you can't play nicely with your toy,
I'm gonna have to take it from ya.
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Xena
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What's the lyre doing here?
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There's more than one of them.
They're hidden all over the world.
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It's Terpsichore's way
of spreading music.
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-Hi, Gabrielle.
-Draco
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What's wrong with him?
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-Baby Bliss put a spell on him.
-Creepy.
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How can you say
it's a spell
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when I would gladly tear out my own spleen
and carve your initials on the side of it
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just to prove
my undying love for you?
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I'm flattered.
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Check it out, sisters.
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"Draco, the lionhearted" is really
"Draco, the dandelion".
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You want a war, amazon?
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You've got one.
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War!
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What is it good for?
Absolutely nothin'.
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Uh-huh, yeah.
War!
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What is it good for?
Absolutely nothin'.
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Listen to me now.
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War is a thing that I despise
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'cause it means destruction
of innocent lives.
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War means tears
in thousands of mothers' eyes
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Â…when their young go out to fight
and lose their lives.
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War!
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Good God! Y'all
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What is good for?
Absolutely nothin'.
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Say it again, yeah.
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War!
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What is it good for?
Absolutely nothin'.
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War!
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It ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker.
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War!
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Free only to the undertaker.
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War is the enemy
of all mankind.
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The thought of war
just blows my mind.
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War handed down
from generation to generation.
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Induction and destruction.
Who wants to die?
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War!
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What is it good for?
Absolutely nothin'.
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Say it again, yeah.
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War!
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What is it good for?
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Nothin'!
Say it again!
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War!
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What is it good for?
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Nothin'!
Say it again!
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War!
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What is it good for?
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Absolutely nothing.
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Ok.
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Since we're not gonna battle it out
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how are we gonna decide
who gets the lyre?
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Oh, there's gonna be a battle, all right?
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Battle of the bands.
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In the time of ancient gods,
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warlords
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and kings
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a land in turmoil
cried out for a hero.
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She was Xena.
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A mighty princess
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forged in the heat of battle.
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The power
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The passion
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The danger
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Her courage will change the world.
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XENA, THE WARRIOR PRINCESS
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All right, listen up.
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Playing music's the way
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for a muse to inspire
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and the best-sounding band
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will win Terpsichore's lyre.
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If the people don't mind
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there's a contest for peace
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and we'll do it right here
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In Melodia
Music capital of Greece!
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-Hi, Vargus!
-Hi, Spiro!
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What's the hurry?
Why the scurry?
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Where's the fire?
Why the lyre?
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Did you hear?
There's a concert in town!
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-Hi, Cory!
-Hi, Sarah!
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News I'm bringing.
Time for singing.
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Can you hum?
Get your drum.
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Oh, my gosh,
there's a concert in town!
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-Is there really a jam?
-Yeah!
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-Can we participate?
-Sure!
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-Should we go there right now?
-Why not?
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-Or is it too late?
-No!
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Yeah, there's really a jam
for you and the rest.
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So take your sitars
and give it your best.
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Hello, farmer Paxon.
I am Alabartus.
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Won't you let me sing with you?
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-Is there really a jam?
-Yes, there is.
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-I've got talent to spare.
-That's why I asked.
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-Just take over my stand
-But I thought
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and get out of my hair!
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-Bang, bang!
-You know it!
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-Bang, bang!
-Swing, swing!
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-Bang, bang!
-You know it!
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Here's your note in your key.
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-That's too high.
-Not for me.
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Hello, miss Leandra.
I am Alabartus.
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Won't you let me sing with you?
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Got no talent.
I got money.
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I just need to bribe that judge.
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-Oh, they think they're so cool.
-We've got talent.
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-Playing music's a gag.
-We've got music.
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-When you get onstage
-We got singing.
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they'll fall down on them.
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Hello, kind barbarians.
I am Alabartus.
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Please,
just let me sing with you.
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-But you've got it all wrong.
-Gettin' ready!
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-There's no talent to find.
-Gettin' ready!
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-If this concert's too big
-Gettin' ready!
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- I'll go out of my mind!
-When you gotta sing
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really gotta sing!
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When the music plays
then my hips will sway.
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What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
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-Is there really a jam?
-Whoa, man!
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-Can I participate?
-Whoa, man!
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-Should I go there right now?
-Whoa, man!
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Or is it too late?
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-Gettin' ready! Gettin' ready!
-Rock!
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-Let's rock!
-Gettin' ready! Ready to rock!
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-Gettin' ready! Gettin' ready!
-Rock!
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-Let's rock!
-Gettin' ready! Ready to rock!
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Yes, there's really a jam
for you and the rest.
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So, put down your sitars
and give it your best.
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Gettin' ready! Gettin' ready!
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Gettin' ready!
Ready to
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Gettin' ready! Gettin' ready!
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So I'm figuring
this'll be a great place for a stage.
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Xena!
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The word is out.
The bands are coming from everywhere.
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I guess the contest
is gonna be bigger than we thought.
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-Yeah.
-Well
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Everybody deserves a chance.
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Gabrielle, why don't you just audition
each band as it comes in
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and make a first cut?
Good girl.
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Joxer, get together some villagers.
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See if you can build a stage.
I'm figuring here.
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Ok.
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-Yeah!
-Xena!
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Mom!
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So it's true!
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And when were you going to tell me?
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Amphipolis was
my very next stop.
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Well, you look positively radiant!
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When are we gonna meet your
special someone?
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If you mean the father,
the answer's "never".
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He's not in my life.
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But Xena, every child
needs a father!
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You raised me on your own.
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I attest that would have been much easier
with help.
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I have help, Mom.
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You have now.
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-The place is rocking!
-Yeah!
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Gabrielle, sign them up.
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Kill me, please.
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Aw, come on
They can't all be
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- mediocre.
-No, they all suck.
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Sadly everyone in the music capital
of Greece is tone deaf.
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Maybe not everyone.
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Come on.
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Everyone!
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Why don't you all throw up your hands
and feel my rhythm?
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Another one?
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That's my brother, Jace.
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We get it on 'most every night.
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And when that moon
gets big and bright
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it's a supernatural delight.
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Everybody was dancing in the moonlight.
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Everybody here is out of sight.
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They don't bark and they don't bite.
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They keep it loose.
They keep it light.
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Everybody was dancing in the moonlight.
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Dancing in the moonlight!
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Everybody feeling warm and bright.
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It's such a fine and natural sight
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Everybody's dancing in the moonlight.
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We like our fun but never fight.
You can't dance and stay uptight.
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It's a supernatural delight.
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Everybody was dancing in the moonlight.
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Dancing in the moonlight!
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Everybody feeling warm and bright.
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It's such a fine and natural sight
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Everybody's dancing in the moonlight.
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-Bella!
-Come on!
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Bella, mi amigo, bella!
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You think that was something?
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This is how we dance
before breakfast where I come from.
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Repeat after me!
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Ole, ole!
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Dancing in the moonlight!
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Everybody feeling warm and bright.
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It's such a fine and natural sight
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Everybody's dancing in the moonlight.
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Dancing in the moonlight!
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Everybody feeling warm and bright.
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It's such a fine and natural sight
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Everybody's dancing bailando!
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Yeah!
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You fall off the circus wagon,
boy?
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We don't like your kind around here,
freak.
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Draco!
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-Let's take him.
-But Gabrielle
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I am just trying to keep you
from being infected by this
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lily-livered panty-twist.
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You harm so much
as a hair on Jace's head
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I'll scalp you.
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Good luck in the contest.
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Need a hand, killer?
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Where?
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Me? Yeah
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I am a killer.
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In fact I can kill a person
with a cold stare.
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But, you know, inside I'm
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delicate as a daisy.
I'm, I'm
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inside.
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Don't try so hard, Joxer.
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Didn't anyone ever tell you the quickest way
to win a woman's heart
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is by making her laugh?
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Well, in that case,
I'm the sexiest man in the world.
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There you are!
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Joxer!
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Damn.
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Who's that guy?
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Why don't you wait here?
I'll be back in a moment.
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You crazy fellow. You
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Give your big brother a hug.
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No, Jace.
No!
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-Play the game
-No.
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-Play the game!
-No, Jace. Not now.
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Where is he?
I don't see my little brother!
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Where is he?
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There he is!
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Where have you been?
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I was starting to think
I was an only child.
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Look, Jace I'm a grown-up now.
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I'm not your little baby brother.
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And I'm a warrior
with a reputation to protect.
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00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,351
I follow my sword.
261
00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,952
I follow the music,
wherever it takes me.
262
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,261
I thought you'd be happy
it took me to you.
263
00:15:02,356 --> 00:15:04,739
Yeah, made my day.
Now quit talkin' like that.
264
00:15:05,303 --> 00:15:07,106
-Like what?
-Like
265
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,899
I don't know. That stupid accent of yours,
like you're from Spain or somethin'.
266
00:15:11,055 --> 00:15:13,148
You're from Olympic Street in Athens
267
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:16,026
two blocks from Akhmar, the meatman,
just like me.
268
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,557
Well, not just like you.
269
00:15:19,799 --> 00:15:22,228
I don't have a pasta strainer
for a shirt.
270
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,280
Just stay away from me
271
00:15:27,306 --> 00:15:28,513
Bro.
272
00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:36,457
My own brother
273
00:15:36,652 --> 00:15:38,966
insulting me. Can you believe it?
274
00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:42,005
As a matter of fact, I can.
275
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,931
Joxer likes to think
that he knows who he is
276
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,436
but all he really knows
is who he wants to be.
277
00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:48,752
That's right.
278
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,389
And who would not want to be just like me?
279
00:16:00,017 --> 00:16:01,556
Xena!
280
00:16:02,286 --> 00:16:05,421
Meet Phillipis.
He's a healer.
281
00:16:05,897 --> 00:16:08,116
Tell Xena about
all the exciting things
282
00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:10,333
you've been doing
with leeches.
283
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:15,756
Well, that's great, because I could sure
use a doctor about now.
284
00:16:18,761 --> 00:16:21,284
Could you give me and Mom
just a moment?
285
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,224
Thanks.
286
00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:28,845
All right, I'm telling you for the last time
politely.
287
00:16:28,936 --> 00:16:30,783
I do not need help
finding a man.
288
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:34,635
No? But finding the right man!
Now that's a different story.
289
00:16:35,088 --> 00:16:37,808
I'm beginning to remember
why I left home so young.
290
00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:42,597
Joxer
291
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,277
What?
292
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:50,940
What is your problem?
Why were you so rude to your brother?
293
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:53,183
Look, Gabrielle, you don't understand.
294
00:16:53,261 --> 00:16:55,191
Things are different.
We're not kids anymore.
295
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,685
I'm a warrior now,
and Jace is still
296
00:16:58,174 --> 00:16:59,373
Jace.
297
00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:03,550
So you're telling me that you're
so heartless towards him because he's
298
00:17:03,686 --> 00:17:04,886
Different?
299
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,213
Different.
300
00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:08,638
And he is
301
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,429
Yes?
302
00:17:14,024 --> 00:17:15,569
He's wasting his life.
303
00:17:15,672 --> 00:17:17,884
He is wasting his life.
That's it.
304
00:17:18,501 --> 00:17:21,494
-I am a warrior, and he is
-Your brother?
305
00:17:22,297 --> 00:17:25,092
No matter what else he is,
he will always be that.
306
00:17:26,298 --> 00:17:27,698
Hey, Joxer.
307
00:17:28,135 --> 00:17:30,194
My band's rehearsing our moves.
308
00:17:30,427 --> 00:17:31,854
You wanna watch, handsome?
309
00:17:33,278 --> 00:17:34,686
Do birds fly?
310
00:17:35,251 --> 00:17:36,794
Do bees buzz?
311
00:17:37,492 --> 00:17:39,854
Do I take a bath once a month
whether I need it or not?
312
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,640
You bet.
Hold that.
313
00:17:44,676 --> 00:17:45,861
Let's go.
314
00:17:47,774 --> 00:17:50,395
You're not on the back burner now.
You're smokin'.
315
00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:57,997
Xena, right?
316
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,756
-Who wants to know?
-I saw your ad.
317
00:18:01,852 --> 00:18:04,633
"Single greek female
seeks marriage with stable provider "
318
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:08,224
" to raise a child and to dote on
an exceptionally wonderful mother "
319
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,782
" who doesn't look a day over twenty."
320
00:18:11,419 --> 00:18:13,230
Gee, I wonder
who wrote that.
321
00:18:13,722 --> 00:18:15,002
It wasn't you?
322
00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:17,111
No, I am not in the market
for a husband.
323
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,699
Yeah. Sure.
I understand.
324
00:18:20,529 --> 00:18:22,324
How 'bout
a little casual sex?
325
00:18:25,698 --> 00:18:29,684
5, 6, 7, 8,
and step and kick and twist and punch.
326
00:18:31,703 --> 00:18:33,189
No, ladies!
327
00:18:33,338 --> 00:18:35,930
It's step, kick, twist, punch.
328
00:18:36,178 --> 00:18:38,162
Not step, kick, punch, twist.
329
00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,314
Again, slowly.
330
00:18:42,003 --> 00:18:44,625
Step, kick, twist,
331
00:18:45,238 --> 00:18:46,558
punch.
332
00:18:52,778 --> 00:18:54,987
Why do I care?
It is Joxer.
333
00:18:57,954 --> 00:18:59,559
Ain't love grand?
334
00:19:00,404 --> 00:19:02,061
Draco, I'm busy.
335
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:05,933
I've come to talk to you
about our future.
336
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,838
Now I'm a changed man.
337
00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:09,995
My warlord days
are well behind me
338
00:19:10,085 --> 00:19:13,363
and when I win that lyre,
I will prove it to you in song.
339
00:19:13,638 --> 00:19:15,846
-I'm the reason you want ?
- The lyre?
340
00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:17,553
Of course it is!
341
00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:20,109
When I win
that melodious instrument
342
00:19:20,204 --> 00:19:22,620
I will serenade you
for all eternity.
343
00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:24,979
That's very sweet
344
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:27,631
in a completely deranged,
obsessed kind of way.
345
00:19:27,744 --> 00:19:30,563
Draco, you do not love me.
You're under a spell.
346
00:19:31,272 --> 00:19:33,088
Call it what you will, my love.
347
00:19:33,418 --> 00:19:35,422
Just as long as you marry me.
348
00:19:36,089 --> 00:19:38,305
We could have a wedding in spring
349
00:19:38,402 --> 00:19:39,983
and a honeymoon in Crete.
350
00:19:41,236 --> 00:19:42,630
The answer is "no".
351
00:19:44,257 --> 00:19:47,324
Your lips say "no",
but your eyes scream "yes".
352
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:49,993
Don't make me say it
in a way you won't like.
353
00:19:50,104 --> 00:19:52,626
I will never give up on us,
Gabrielle.
354
00:19:52,736 --> 00:19:54,077
You may kiss me.
355
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,989
Don't even think about it.
356
00:19:58,562 --> 00:20:00,955
Let me get this
through your thick skull.
357
00:20:01,059 --> 00:20:03,874
I would not marry you if you were
the last man on Earth.
358
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,561
She wants me.
359
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:33,254
I walk along
these city streets
360
00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:35,870
you used
to walk along with me.
361
00:20:37,054 --> 00:20:39,063
And every step I take
362
00:20:39,151 --> 00:20:42,760
recalls
how much in love we used to be.
363
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:47,278
Oh, how can I forget you?
364
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:52,887
When there is always something there
to remind me!
365
00:20:54,147 --> 00:20:57,601
Always something there
to remind me!
366
00:20:58,802 --> 00:21:02,844
I was born to love you
367
00:21:03,019 --> 00:21:05,539
and I will never be free.
368
00:21:05,649 --> 00:21:08,036
You'll always be a part of me.
369
00:21:12,506 --> 00:21:15,856
When shadows fall,
I pass a small cafe
370
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:19,113
where we would dance at night.
371
00:21:19,249 --> 00:21:21,627
And I can't help recalling
372
00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:25,095
how it felt to kiss
and hold you tight.
373
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:28,467
Oh, how can I forget you?
374
00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:33,935
When there is always something there
to remind me!
375
00:21:35,196 --> 00:21:38,650
Always something there
to remind me!
376
00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:43,892
I was born to love you
377
00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:46,588
and I will never be free.
378
00:21:46,697 --> 00:21:49,084
You'll always be a part of me.
379
00:21:51,836 --> 00:21:53,617
Gabrielle!
380
00:22:05,937 --> 00:22:07,888
If you should find
you miss
381
00:22:07,974 --> 00:22:11,785
the sweet and tender love
we used to share,
382
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:16,342
just come back to the places
where we used to go.
383
00:22:16,985 --> 00:22:18,337
And I'll be there.
384
00:22:18,397 --> 00:22:21,732
Oh, how can I forget you?
385
00:22:22,511 --> 00:22:26,868
When there is always something there
to remind me!
386
00:22:27,915 --> 00:22:32,708
When there is always something there
to remind me!
387
00:22:34,224 --> 00:22:37,932
Always something there
to remind me!
388
00:22:38,882 --> 00:22:43,666
When there is always something there
to remind me!
389
00:22:45,051 --> 00:22:46,260
Always!
390
00:22:46,313 --> 00:22:47,552
Something!
391
00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:48,968
Always!
392
00:22:49,028 --> 00:22:50,228
Something!
393
00:23:00,221 --> 00:23:02,251
If I can't have you, Gabrielle,
394
00:23:02,777 --> 00:23:04,395
no one will!
395
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,872
Yes, that's the groove, right there.
I like this groove.
396
00:23:12,828 --> 00:23:15,279
Yes, this does it for me.
Oh, very much, very good.
397
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:20,714
Yes, I like this one
398
00:23:20,853 --> 00:23:22,093
a lot.
399
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,935
Turn around, that's it
Back, back, step, step.
400
00:23:25,742 --> 00:23:28,257
-What are you smilin' at?
-Your brother.
401
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,452
Oh, oh, yeah.
I'm really sorry about that.
402
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,098
I'm so sexy!
403
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:35,091
What are you apologizing for?
Look at him. He's amazing!
404
00:23:35,350 --> 00:23:36,569
He's so uninhibited
405
00:23:39,093 --> 00:23:41,565
Now that is a true sign
of a secure man.
406
00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:45,514
Oh, oh Yeah, yeah.
I'm just sorry he's not dancing more.
407
00:23:45,643 --> 00:23:46,843
You know
408
00:23:47,289 --> 00:23:50,409
So Think you could get him
to teach me some of those moves?
409
00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:52,250
Oh, yeah.
410
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,048
Anything for you.
411
00:23:54,289 --> 00:23:57,247
You know
Uninhibitedness runs in my family.
412
00:23:58,014 --> 00:23:58,666
Joxer
413
00:23:59,254 --> 00:24:00,454
Yeah?
414
00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:02,146
You're trying too hard
again.
415
00:24:02,573 --> 00:24:03,768
Right.
416
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:05,727
I'll go get Jace.
417
00:24:08,288 --> 00:24:09,503
Come on, girls.
418
00:24:16,566 --> 00:24:17,967
-Hi.
-Xena
419
00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:19,294
I
420
00:24:19,345 --> 00:24:21,656
-I wanna ask you something.
-Well, make it snappy.
421
00:24:21,756 --> 00:24:24,244
I've got a lot of single greek losers
to turn down.
422
00:24:24,457 --> 00:24:27,046
What do you think about Amoria
for Joxer?
423
00:24:27,845 --> 00:24:29,125
Works for me.
424
00:24:29,978 --> 00:24:31,257
Are you crazy?
425
00:24:31,923 --> 00:24:34,326
Why did you ask me
if you already have an answer?
426
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,402
Because she's so wrong for him.
427
00:24:36,488 --> 00:24:38,748
He should be with someone
that's like
428
00:24:38,972 --> 00:24:40,159
like
429
00:24:40,925 --> 00:24:42,144
You?
430
00:24:43,103 --> 00:24:44,493
Come on, Xena.
431
00:24:45,185 --> 00:24:47,030
Well Hey, if you're not gonna
take him
432
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:49,529
it's not fair of you to stop
someone else from tryin.
433
00:25:01,225 --> 00:25:03,789
Jace?
How are ya, bro?
434
00:25:05,508 --> 00:25:06,695
Listen.
435
00:25:06,831 --> 00:25:08,411
I know whatcha thinkin'.
436
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,246
I've been acting crummy
to ya
437
00:25:10,324 --> 00:25:12,259
and I probably shouldn't 'a said
what I said.
438
00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:13,787
-Really?
-Look
439
00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:15,728
You're a grown man.
You wanna
440
00:25:16,379 --> 00:25:18,031
dress like a clown and
441
00:25:18,103 --> 00:25:21,321
act like a spaz,
that is none of my business.
442
00:25:22,463 --> 00:25:23,658
Joxer
443
00:25:23,836 --> 00:25:26,154
-Back in the old country
-Jace
444
00:25:26,668 --> 00:25:28,337
You're not from the old country
445
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,330
and you're not from Spain
446
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:33,220
and I doubt very much
if you've ever even had a plate of Paella.
447
00:25:36,977 --> 00:25:39,292
I am your older brother
by half an hour.
448
00:25:41,284 --> 00:25:44,032
And I see that is going to make
all the difference in the world.
449
00:25:47,206 --> 00:25:48,921
I 'cept your apology
450
00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:51,920
because I know
it is as good as I'm ever gonna get from you.
451
00:25:52,832 --> 00:25:54,842
Because you obviously
don't know any better.
452
00:25:56,039 --> 00:25:57,082
Adios.
453
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,985
All right, come on.
The concert's starting soon.
454
00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:08,753
Xena, right?
455
00:26:11,377 --> 00:26:13,503
She left town.
Just missed her.
456
00:26:14,312 --> 00:26:16,436
Before you say no, hear me out.
457
00:26:16,762 --> 00:26:19,548
I may not look like much,
but in a few years
458
00:26:19,669 --> 00:26:21,182
when my face clears up
459
00:26:21,249 --> 00:26:24,473
I'll grow up to be the kind of man
your child will be proud to call Dad.
460
00:26:27,572 --> 00:26:28,931
You know what, kid
461
00:26:29,896 --> 00:26:32,002
That is the nicest offer
I've had all day.
462
00:26:33,966 --> 00:26:35,984
You shouldn't be in so much of a hurry
to grow up.
463
00:26:37,947 --> 00:26:39,339
Mother
464
00:26:49,245 --> 00:26:50,760
I'm going to kill you.
465
00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:55,080
All I want is
for you to have a family, Xena.
466
00:26:55,193 --> 00:26:56,861
I have a family.
467
00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:59,536
I've got Gabrielle.
I've got Joxer.
468
00:26:59,629 --> 00:27:02,025
And as much as it pains me to say it
I've got you.
469
00:27:02,512 --> 00:27:05,629
This child's life
will be filled with more than enough love.
470
00:27:05,764 --> 00:27:08,164
Still it doesn't replace a father.
471
00:27:08,269 --> 00:27:11,265
For crying out loud,
what century are you living in?
472
00:27:14,087 --> 00:27:17,462
There was a time
473
00:27:17,608 --> 00:27:21,273
when they used to say
474
00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:25,514
that behind every great man
475
00:27:25,691 --> 00:27:29,129
there had to be a great woman.
476
00:27:30,623 --> 00:27:34,741
But in these times of change,
you know,
477
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,873
it's no longer true.
478
00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:41,713
So we're comin' out of the kitchen
479
00:27:41,874 --> 00:27:46,005
'cause there's somethin'
we forgot to say to you, yeah.
480
00:27:46,185 --> 00:27:52,695
Sisters are doin' it for themselves.
(Girl, isn't that true?)
481
00:27:52,977 --> 00:27:56,339
Standin' on their own two feet.
482
00:27:56,485 --> 00:28:00,141
Ringin' on their own bells.
483
00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:04,379
This is a song
484
00:28:04,556 --> 00:28:07,262
to celebrate
485
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:08,623
Yeah!
486
00:28:08,677 --> 00:28:12,457
the conscious liberation
487
00:28:12,621 --> 00:28:14,631
of the female state.
488
00:28:14,719 --> 00:28:17,084
I'm talkin' 'bout a state of mind.
489
00:28:17,187 --> 00:28:20,066
Mothers and daughters
490
00:28:20,192 --> 00:28:25,497
and their daughters too.
491
00:28:25,727 --> 00:28:28,219
Woman to woman
492
00:28:28,327 --> 00:28:32,528
we're singin' with you.
493
00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:39,210
Sisters are doin' it for themselves.
494
00:28:39,492 --> 00:28:43,041
Standin' on their own two feet.
495
00:28:43,195 --> 00:28:47,967
Ringin' on their own bells.
496
00:28:48,174 --> 00:28:51,219
We ain't makin' stories
497
00:28:51,352 --> 00:28:55,341
and we ain't layin' plans.
498
00:28:55,514 --> 00:28:59,205
'Cause a man still loves a woman
499
00:28:59,365 --> 00:29:01,897
and a woman still loves a man.
500
00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:03,589
That's right.
501
00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:10,085
Sisters are doin' it for themselves.
502
00:29:10,363 --> 00:29:14,054
Standin' on their own two feet.
503
00:29:14,215 --> 00:29:18,954
Ringin' on their own bells.
(Oh, ringin' on my bells.)
504
00:29:19,159 --> 00:29:25,600
Sisters are doin' it for themselves.
505
00:29:25,879 --> 00:29:29,574
Standin' on their own two feet.
506
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:32,725
Ringin' on their own bells.
507
00:29:34,651 --> 00:29:41,113
Sisters are doin' it for themselves.
508
00:29:41,393 --> 00:29:44,963
Standin' on their own two feet.
509
00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:48,318
Ringin' on their own bells.
510
00:29:50,194 --> 00:29:56,656
Sisters are doin' it for themselves.
511
00:29:56,936 --> 00:30:00,506
Standin' on their own two feet.
512
00:30:00,661 --> 00:30:03,861
Ringin' on their own bells.
513
00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:11,699
Sisters are doin' it for themselves.
514
00:30:13,922 --> 00:30:16,137
I love it! I love it!
515
00:30:16,788 --> 00:30:19,826
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
516
00:30:22,438 --> 00:30:25,033
You've always danced to the beat
of your own drum, Xena.
517
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:28,546
I suppose it would be foolish of me
to stop you now.
518
00:30:30,311 --> 00:30:31,528
Thanks, Mom.
519
00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:34,067
Now, who did you say
the father was?
520
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,124
Everything ok, boss?
521
00:30:45,848 --> 00:30:47,865
Does everything look ok?
522
00:30:49,252 --> 00:30:50,649
The woman I love
523
00:30:50,836 --> 00:30:54,218
My sweet, beautiful Gabrielle
has spurned my advances.
524
00:30:54,365 --> 00:30:56,880
No! No.
Not spurned.
525
00:30:57,726 --> 00:30:58,937
She ha
526
00:31:00,377 --> 00:31:01,719
She hates me!
527
00:31:03,216 --> 00:31:05,715
Hey Don't let it getcha down.
I mean
528
00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:07,703
There's plenty other chicks in the sea.
529
00:31:11,242 --> 00:31:13,359
Gabrielle is not a chick.
530
00:31:15,865 --> 00:31:17,679
Her and I are soulmates.
531
00:31:18,507 --> 00:31:20,309
And as long as she's alive
532
00:31:21,604 --> 00:31:24,124
I will never be able
to love again.
533
00:31:28,006 --> 00:31:29,751
But what about the concert?
I mean
534
00:31:29,827 --> 00:31:32,408
Me and the boys are really lookin' forward
to rockin' down.
535
00:31:34,804 --> 00:31:36,408
We'll perform, all right.
536
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,301
In fact
537
00:31:39,992 --> 00:31:41,472
we're gonna slay 'em.
538
00:31:43,332 --> 00:31:45,465
Let's go, for cryin' out loud!
539
00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:47,414
Get on with the show!
540
00:31:47,495 --> 00:31:49,499
We still need you
to perform.
541
00:31:49,586 --> 00:31:51,604
Can you please just warm up
in the dressing room?
542
00:31:52,216 --> 00:31:54,191
No, you need
You need to put on your costume.
543
00:31:54,277 --> 00:31:55,877
Just go to the left.
It's on a rack.
544
00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:57,987
Could we please clear this area?
545
00:31:58,076 --> 00:32:00,218
What's going on?
Come on, the crowd's going wild.
546
00:32:00,311 --> 00:32:02,296
Xena, nobody
wants to be the first band.
547
00:32:03,403 --> 00:32:05,500
All right
You go out there and stall.
548
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,168
I'll deal with the bands.
549
00:32:07,328 --> 00:32:08,608
All right! Come here!
550
00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:15,693
The concert's about to start.
551
00:32:16,571 --> 00:32:18,496
All right.
I need to make an announcement.
552
00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:20,675
There's some bad slouvaki going around
553
00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:22,778
so stay away from the slouvaki.
554
00:32:24,719 --> 00:32:25,667
Hey, hey!
555
00:32:25,709 --> 00:32:27,148
It's not that bad.
556
00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:28,211
Gabrielle!
557
00:32:29,468 --> 00:32:30,674
All right!
558
00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:35,604
Draco. You're on.
559
00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:38,978
This is your last chance,
Gabrielle.
560
00:32:39,284 --> 00:32:41,481
-Marry me, my love.
-Draco, no!
561
00:32:44,841 --> 00:32:46,092
Have it your own way.
562
00:32:46,147 --> 00:32:47,838
But you're part
of the act now
563
00:32:48,038 --> 00:32:49,907
and for our grand finale
564
00:32:50,322 --> 00:32:51,880
you get to die.
565
00:32:56,199 --> 00:32:58,796
Yeah, as if it's gonna start you know?
I mean
566
00:33:04,513 --> 00:33:06,298
Right now it's time to !
567
00:33:07,896 --> 00:33:09,773
Right now it's time to !
568
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,536
Right now it's time to
569
00:33:12,607 --> 00:33:15,518
check out the jams,
brothers and sisters!
570
00:33:15,645 --> 00:33:17,853
Come on!
571
00:33:20,826 --> 00:33:23,428
I gotta kick 'em out!
572
00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:36,253
Well, I'm feelin' pretty good
and I guess that I could
573
00:33:36,376 --> 00:33:38,505
get crazy now, baby.
574
00:33:39,224 --> 00:33:43,816
'Cause we all gotta do
what the dressing room make.
575
00:33:45,384 --> 00:33:48,320
I know how you want it, girl.
Hot, quick, and tight.
576
00:33:48,448 --> 00:33:51,153
The girl gets hotter
when you're doin' it right.
577
00:33:51,271 --> 00:33:53,469
So let me up on the stand.
578
00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:55,896
Let me kick out the jams!
579
00:33:55,998 --> 00:33:59,154
Yeah! Kick out the jams!
580
00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:01,531
I gotta kick 'em out!
581
00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:11,879
I'm trying to touch you.
You know, my jet's on fire.
582
00:34:12,026 --> 00:34:14,912
Well, I feel you! Yeah!
583
00:34:15,038 --> 00:34:19,230
From the sounds of the fire
that resounds in the sky.
584
00:34:21,161 --> 00:34:24,157
When I touch you now, baby.
You can't do without.
585
00:34:24,287 --> 00:34:26,867
When you got that feelin'
you got to sock 'em out.
586
00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:29,038
So put the mike in my hands!
587
00:34:29,128 --> 00:34:31,512
Let me kick out the jams!
588
00:34:31,616 --> 00:34:34,708
Yeah! Kick out the jams!
589
00:34:34,842 --> 00:34:37,058
I gotta kick 'em out!
590
00:34:44,121 --> 00:34:45,315
Help me!
591
00:34:45,701 --> 00:34:49,210
I need something *heavy! (*heavy metal)
592
00:34:50,626 --> 00:34:52,067
Anything, please!
593
00:34:52,130 --> 00:34:54,519
-How 'bout a *rock? (*rock)
-Rock? Yeah!
594
00:34:54,624 --> 00:34:56,043
-Can rock!
-Here!
595
00:34:56,105 --> 00:34:57,752
-Come on!
-Rock him with this!
596
00:35:17,812 --> 00:35:19,410
Goodbye, my love.
597
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:41,350
Get her!
598
00:36:03,428 --> 00:36:04,667
Gabrielle!
599
00:36:19,109 --> 00:36:20,439
Wait for me, my love!
600
00:36:27,983 --> 00:36:28,781
Xena!
601
00:36:29,385 --> 00:36:30,783
-Xe
-Come back!
602
00:36:50,439 --> 00:36:52,166
Time to die, Gabrielle.
603
00:36:56,122 --> 00:36:58,053
Show's over, loverboy.
604
00:36:59,710 --> 00:37:01,865
The name's Draco!
Give me my props!
605
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,974
'Cause I'm the gee when the music stops!
606
00:37:04,061 --> 00:37:06,451
I'm the baddest momma
jammer this side of Thrace.
607
00:37:06,556 --> 00:37:09,108
Your expression's gonna change
when I'm in your face.
608
00:37:09,219 --> 00:37:11,151
No, I'm the baddest rapper
there is,
609
00:37:11,235 --> 00:37:14,031
and you're the saddest there is,
and that's the way it is.
610
00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,567
You're just a copycat.
That's where your head is at.
611
00:37:16,663 --> 00:37:18,866
You chase the rhythm
from a place you was never at.
612
00:37:19,129 --> 00:37:21,315
Ain't nobody told you
that *payback's a mother? (*playback)
613
00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:24,390
Heads up, my brother,
'cause here comes another.
614
00:37:46,274 --> 00:37:48,665
It's time to face the funk blastin' atcha!
615
00:37:48,769 --> 00:37:51,615
You better give it up
'cause you ain't gonna match my rhyme!
616
00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:53,055
Just like old times
617
00:37:53,113 --> 00:37:55,565
when you be trippin' in your own stuff
didn't know what.
618
00:37:55,672 --> 00:37:58,572
I'm the number one warlord,
king of the Horde!
619
00:37:58,698 --> 00:38:01,095
And I'm out to collect my reward!
620
00:38:01,199 --> 00:38:03,497
Let's get it on,
'cause I'm gettin' bored.
621
00:38:54,484 --> 00:38:56,470
There now.
That's so much better.
622
00:39:06,192 --> 00:39:08,358
I just love a man in uniform.
623
00:39:08,453 --> 00:39:09,733
You all right?
624
00:39:10,290 --> 00:39:12,004
Yeah Oh
625
00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:13,761
What do you think?
626
00:39:14,455 --> 00:39:16,841
Joxer, she's a rocker chick.
What d'you expect?
627
00:39:18,803 --> 00:39:20,437
I have to admit, I
628
00:39:20,508 --> 00:39:22,934
thought it was kind of strange
seeing you with her.
629
00:39:24,499 --> 00:39:26,139
It's only 'cause I'm so used to your
630
00:39:26,211 --> 00:39:28,609
You know. Being around me and
that kind of thing.
631
00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:30,877
Like a puppy-dog.
632
00:39:31,248 --> 00:39:32,583
That's not what I meant.
633
00:39:32,641 --> 00:39:35,751
Gabrielle, you are sort of used to having me
around when you need me.
634
00:39:36,264 --> 00:39:39,654
I know I take advantage of you, Joxer,
but I care about you.
635
00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:43,074
You mean a lot to me.
636
00:39:44,163 --> 00:39:45,363
Ok.
637
00:39:48,479 --> 00:39:50,960
-So, what are you doin' tonight?
-Not a chance in Tartarus.
638
00:39:51,068 --> 00:39:54,088
Right, because I have lots to do,
as it gets later.
639
00:39:54,219 --> 00:39:55,419
Oh, good.
640
00:40:00,629 --> 00:40:04,430
Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena!
641
00:40:04,882 --> 00:40:07,687
Xena, come quick!
The crowd's going wild!
642
00:40:07,809 --> 00:40:09,143
They want an encore!
643
00:40:09,202 --> 00:40:11,983
I'd love to, but I'm fresh out
of asses to kick!
644
00:40:12,354 --> 00:40:15,678
But you just won
Terpsichore's lyre!
645
00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:20,019
But if you don't want it,
I'll put it in my living room
646
00:40:20,364 --> 00:40:22,179
Maybe next to the bed,
or something.
647
00:40:22,258 --> 00:40:25,609
Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena!
648
00:40:37,071 --> 00:40:39,880
Now, Terpsichore wanted this lyre
to spread music
649
00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:43,003
so I don't think that it's fair
that only one person should own it.
650
00:40:43,259 --> 00:40:45,077
And that's why I'm leaving it here
651
00:40:45,156 --> 00:40:47,151
in the musical capital of Greece.
652
00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:48,751
Because Melodia
653
00:40:48,818 --> 00:40:50,485
You rock!
654
00:40:54,601 --> 00:40:57,832
All the world over so easy to see
655
00:40:57,973 --> 00:41:01,462
people everywhere
just wanna be free.
656
00:41:01,613 --> 00:41:04,876
Listen, please listen,
that's the way it should be.
657
00:41:05,018 --> 00:41:08,104
Deep in the valley,
people got to be free!
658
00:41:10,356 --> 00:41:11,903
Oh, yeah!
659
00:41:12,159 --> 00:41:12,932
Mi amigo!
660
00:41:13,837 --> 00:41:15,189
-Listen to me.
-Oh, yeah!
661
00:41:15,737 --> 00:41:17,720
You should see
662
00:41:17,807 --> 00:41:20,490
what a lovely, lovely world this would be
663
00:41:22,579 --> 00:41:26,271
if everyone learned
to live together.
664
00:41:29,827 --> 00:41:31,869
Seems to me
665
00:41:31,959 --> 00:41:35,021
such an easy, easy thing it should be.
666
00:41:36,364 --> 00:41:40,841
Why can't you and me learn
to love one another?
667
00:41:43,051 --> 00:41:46,482
All the world over so easy to see
668
00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:50,084
people everywhere
just wanna be free.
669
00:41:50,234 --> 00:41:53,570
Can't understand?
It's so simple to me.
670
00:41:53,715 --> 00:41:56,642
People everywhere
just got to be free.
671
00:41:59,064 --> 00:42:00,361
Oh, yeah!
672
00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:04,028
Oh, yeah!
673
00:42:04,091 --> 00:42:06,382
If there's a man
674
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:09,914
who is down and needs a helping hand
675
00:42:10,063 --> 00:42:14,435
all it takes is you to understand
and to pull him through.
676
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,364
It seems to me
677
00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:23,505
we gotta solve it individually
678
00:42:25,298 --> 00:42:28,883
I'll do unto you
what you do to me.
679
00:42:29,039 --> 00:42:31,568
You're a very good singer,
but you can't be in my show.
680
00:42:31,678 --> 00:42:35,083
Shout it from the mountains
all out to the sea.
681
00:42:35,231 --> 00:42:38,730
No two ways about it,
people have to be free.
682
00:42:38,882 --> 00:42:42,136
Ask me my opinion,
my opinion will be
683
00:42:42,278 --> 00:42:45,301
natural situation for a man
to be free.
684
00:42:47,604 --> 00:42:48,976
Oh, yeah!
685
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,640
-Get right on board.
-Oh, yeah!
686
00:42:59,181 --> 00:43:02,498
What a feeling's just come over me.
687
00:43:02,642 --> 00:43:06,042
Love can move a mountain,
make a blind man see.
688
00:43:06,190 --> 00:43:09,657
Everybody, sing it now, come on.
689
00:43:09,808 --> 00:43:13,012
Deep in the valley,
we ought to be free!
690
00:43:15,043 --> 00:43:19,455
Subtitles: Marlon Rocha Lacerda
691
00:43:24,671 --> 00:43:28,076
Shout it from the mountains
all out to the sea.
692
00:43:28,224 --> 00:43:31,723
No two ways about it,
people have to be free.
693
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:35,129
Ask me my opinion,
my opinion will be
694
00:43:35,270 --> 00:43:38,293
natural situation for a man
to be free.
695
00:43:40,596 --> 00:43:41,968
Oh, yeah!
696
00:43:43,272 --> 00:43:45,632
-Get right on board.
-Oh, yeah!
697
00:43:52,173 --> 00:43:55,490
What a feeling's just come over me.
698
00:43:55,635 --> 00:43:59,035
Love can move a mountain,
make a blind man see.
699
00:43:59,182 --> 00:44:02,649
Everybody, sing it now, come on.
700
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,004
Deep in the valley,
we ought to be free!
701
00:44:06,054 --> 00:44:10,604
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