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John! John!
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He won't come out of the car.
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Is he definitely in there?
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George, don't be a prat, not today!
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How are we gonna get him out?
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What are you looking at me for?
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Think he might be upset
about something?
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George, will you just open the door
so that we can talk about this?
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Please?
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Pretty please?
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Open the bloody door!
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The biggest day of our lives
and you're gonna ruin it!
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Well, thank you! Thank you very much!
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O'Dowd!
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So, George, what do you wanna be?
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Don't know.
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What, no burning ambitions?
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Fighter pilot? Hairdresser?
Captain of the England team?
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Valery Singleton's sope on a rope?
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I've had them all in here today.
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Unemployment is on the rise.
You need a skill.
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What can you do better than others?
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Make-up.
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It's not really a career choice though, is it?
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At the end of each play it says: Make-up by...
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Listen, sunshine, the future may seem
a long way off right now.
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But you take one wrong step and
who knows where you might end up?
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A dress?
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You could knick anything you want
but you choose a dress?
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You know, son, I was eighteen once.
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I had brothel creepers, drapes,
the biggest cliff in the neighbourhood.
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You know, I get it.
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But this thing you're going through
right now it won't last forever.
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Fashions come and go.
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Fashion is what you adopt
when you don't know who you are.
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Quentin Crisp said that.
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Oh, the puff in the hat?
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I don't pretend to know much,
but I do know this.
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You are never going to achieve anything
in this life looking like that.
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Who says I want to achieve anything?
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I mean, why is everyone so obssesed
with how I am going to turn out?
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Because we're worried about you.
We want the best for you.
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Whatever is going to happen to me,
I don't think it's gonna happen here.
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Is it down?
I'm pulling it!
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Oh, hey, there!
Hi!
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Just breathe in.
I am breathing in!
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Nice pants!
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Am I dreaming?
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Why don't you pinch yourself?
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Ouch!
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Alright, George?
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Is this yours?
Isn't she brilliant?
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She?!
It's Marilyn Monroe!
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What's that made me? Betty Davis?
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What's its real name?
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Norma Jeane.
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What are you wearing?
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It's a go for two hundred quid in sex.
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Found a suit in a wedding hire shop
and cut up an old kilt with the straps.
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I'm sure that would be very
outrageous back home in Trumpton.
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Out!
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What are you, exactly?
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You're not a punk. Too much make-up.
Even for a maud.
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And I think we can rule out
skinhead or hippie.
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Glam, perhaps?
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Well, I'm nothing.
Which is why I can look good in anything.
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Anything?
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What have we stumbled upon here?
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A boy, is it?
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A boy with mascara.
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Take a good look.
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Would you let this in?
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Go home. Make an effort.
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And here they line up. The Wacky Races.
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Penelope Pitstop, Peter Perfect,
the Gruesome Twosome, the Ant Hill Mob.
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And I guess that makes you
Dick Dastardly. Or Muttley, perhaps?
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No, there's a shortage of pricks
in London tonight.
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So good of you to get a coach from
the valleys of make-up to short the fall.
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We're very busy tonight.
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That's because they've all come
to look at me, you Welsh fuck!
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You can smell the fucking muffballs from here.
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Why isn't anyone making an effort?
I mean, it's worse than last week.
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TBH.
To be had.
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Excuse me! Sorry!
Just let me get to the bog. Thank you!
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Hey, there's a queue here.
I'll go this way.
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Last train to Clarksville?
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No, thanks, darling, but give my love
to Vicious and Joplin when you see them.
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Sorry, I was just wanting to...
Don't appologise, you fool, keep going.
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Further allegations regarding the pop
star Boy George have emerged today.
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Following the revelations in the Sunday
newspaper by his younger brother David
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George! George!
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Fine fuckin' day, how are you?
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Are you going to buy some drugs, George?
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Not unless they started selling scag in TESCO-s.
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How are you feeling today?
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Just the same as almost three seconds
ago when you asked me that.
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Why do you think your brother grassed
you up? Maybe he's a compulsive liar.
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Are you taking drugs, George?
No, why, are you?
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They're offering 50.000 pounds to
anyone who can prove you're on heroine.
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Well, for that sort of money
I just might take it up.
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Is that a confession?
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I'm not a drug addict.
I'm a drag addict.
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If you're going to quote me on anything,
for God's sake make sure it's that.
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Now, kindly, fuck off!
Go and pick on Wham for a change.
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We're worried about you, George!
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You really wanna help me?
I need milk, tea, sugar, weetabix...
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Oh, yeah, and some coke.
Get the fizzy brown one, alright?
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Message for the fans, George?
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Hey, darling!
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Come here!
Oh, fuck!
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Don't walk away!
I wanna talk to you.
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Come here, darling, I'm talking to you!
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You want some? Come on, come here!
I wanna see you!
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Hey, leave her alone!
Go on, sod off!
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What's your problem?
It's got nothing to do with you, is it?
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Freaks!
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You must be my knight in camouflaged armour!
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I'm not really gay.
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Oh, it's ok, I'm not really a nun!
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Let's just say I memorised every
name and number from A to D.
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You're a fuckin' fantasist!
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What's this then?
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You could have done that yourself!
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You're accusing me of sucking
my own neck?
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No, I'm saying you could have
pinched it there yourself
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to make it look like a love bite.
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That's not even possible.
Yeah, it is! Watch.
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What are you, homos, doing?
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A scientific experiment to prove that
George is a lying little poof.
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Yeah, well, you'll meet him at the party
and then you'll see.
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Party!
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Alright, darling? How are you doing?
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Alright?
Has anyone seen Vernon?
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I need to fuck someone.
Oh, God...
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Vernon!
Go right in, mate.
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Hey, darling, have you seen Vernon?
No?
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Oops, sorry, has anyone seen...?
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Shut the door, George!
There's a breeze out enough with chuff.
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George!
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George, come here!
George!
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Sorry, is it my turn already? How do you
want me? Up the stairs or in the crapper?
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I tried to tell you, mate.
Oh, yeah? Tell me what?
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00:18:08,539 --> 00:18:09,666
Well, you know.
No, I don't know. Tell me what?
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What, do you wear your mama's pearls
or you secretly listen to Billy Joel records?
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I'm straight.
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00:18:14,805 --> 00:18:17,149
Well, you might have mumbled
something while I was in your mouth.
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Was that what you were trying to say?
Listen up, everybody!
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Without any doubt, Vernon here
is straight! 100% hetero!
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Shut up!
Or what?
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You shouldn't have done that.
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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How does it feel to have your ass
kicked by a fairy?
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Why can I only ever pull straight guys?
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Because gay men don't find you
attractive.
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They fuckin' do!
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Gay men think you're too much.
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You pattle of what a straight man
thinks a gay man looks like.
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Why are you in my room?
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I came to cheer you up.
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Dad?
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I'll just go and boil a kettle or something.
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Very nice.
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You're wet.
It's raining beer in a blad line.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm working nearby.
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I promised your mommy
I'd drop in and see how you're getting on.
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I called in to your office yesterday.
They invented a machine to replace me.
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You should get one.
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00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,393
Now just drop the wisecracks
for one minute, will you?
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I'm not one of your friends.
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Yeah, I'll find something else.
When?
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I don't know.
Doing what?
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I don't know! Christ, will you just
lay off me? I'm not hurting anyone!
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Right, that's it! Come on.
Get your stuff together.
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What?
I'm taking you home.
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You gave it your best shot
and it just didn't work out.
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There's no shame in that.
Now, come on.
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No, no, no, this is my home! These are
my friends! I'm not going anywhere!
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I just want you to have a plan.
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Oh, George, John.
John, George.
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All we need now is Paul and Ringo.
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So, what do you think
of the penis extension?
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Lovely.
Oh, circumsized, too.
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You know, your nose grows
when you get jealous.
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You're like Pinokio.
With bad skin.
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Are you ready, Peter?
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Yeah, he's still a work in progress.
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Send you a postcard!
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From where?
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Scotland.
Finky owns a chunk of it.
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What am I gonna do now?
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If you ever get lonely,
you can always resort
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to a series of grabby one-night stands.
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Honey, you'll be fine.
I'll be back to visit very soon.
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Promise. I see.
Keep your chins up!
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Oh, and I left a little something
on your bed. Enjoy it!
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What am I supposed to be
looking at here, son?
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It' s me.
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So, what have yous all done?
Nothing.
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I don't get it, son.
We're a fashion movement.
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Right. So what are yous called?
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We don't have a name.
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00:23:45,287 --> 00:23:47,412
Well, I probably wouldn't have
heard of you then, would I?
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Hey? Hey, Dee! Dee! Listen to this!
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He said he's in
a fashion movement, yeah?
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00:23:56,315 --> 00:23:58,080
So I said: "Well, what are yous called?"
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00:23:58,269 --> 00:24:00,096
And he said: "Oh, we don't have a name."
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00:24:00,534 --> 00:24:03,179
I said: "Well, I probably wouldn't have
heard of you then, would I?"
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00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:06,002
That's funny.
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Oh, I don't know.
Any news on the job front?
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Yes and no.
Which?
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Well, I heard about a job that's going.
So, can you get an interview?
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Yeah, that isn't the problem.
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So, why do you want this job.
Mr O'Dowd?
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I fuckin' don't.
In that case, you're hired.
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00:24:32,975 --> 00:24:36,040
You're so hideous. I don't want
the public looking at you.
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Chop, chop!
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Shall I check it? Or cremate it?
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Just give me my ticket.
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Fuck off, Steve, I'm on a break.
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His name is Kirk.
He's a singer.
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00:26:36,102 --> 00:26:37,564
And what does he sing about?
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Diving into muff for all I know.
He's straight.
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Very straight.
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That's your problem, Steve.
No ambition.
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Back to your hutch!
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00:27:24,913 --> 00:27:27,757
This country hasn't been engaged in a
proper land war for thirty-five years.
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Don't you think that you might?
What are you, twenty years old?
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Any war in the 1980's, and there will
be one, you and me will be conscripted.
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It would be cool if they put us
all together.
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It would be like a
cross-dressing regiment.
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Suppose they really do make us fight,
who do you think it's gonna be against?
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Don't know. The Russians?
What's a Russian ever done to hurt you?
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00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:53,094
Well, they have nuclear.
So do the Americans.
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What makes you trust an American over a Russian?
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00:27:58,075 --> 00:28:02,523
Anyway, Maggie will save us.
Thatcher? She's just Calahan in a dress.
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You should put that in a song.
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00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:13,165
Our followers will be remembered as
the generation who skipped the wars.
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That's why they fuckin' hate us.
That's what punk was really all about.
240
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:19,376
It's why it ended the way it did.
241
00:28:19,377 --> 00:28:22,339
As soon as they started labelling it,
we killed it off.
242
00:28:22,374 --> 00:28:26,246
Whatever we come up with next,
we'll kill that before they figure it out.
243
00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:29,189
My dad thinks wearing aftershave
makes a man gay.
244
00:28:30,906 --> 00:28:31,883
Who are you talking to?
245
00:28:37,561 --> 00:28:39,167
Myself, obviously.
246
00:28:42,379 --> 00:28:43,558
What did it look like?
247
00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:50,281
Now I remember, sort of grey. Looks
like something we burried my nan in.
248
00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:53,555
Voila!
249
00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:57,442
Where's the boyfriend tonight?
He's gone home.
250
00:28:57,443 --> 00:28:58,988
Alone?
251
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:01,381
What's it to you?
252
00:29:02,221 --> 00:29:06,520
You wanna keep your eye on that one.
I reckon he's got a tendency to deceive.
253
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:14,941
Don't meddle.
Slag!
254
00:29:20,254 --> 00:29:23,087
It's very sweet of you to walk me home.
I'm a gentleman.
255
00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,257
Is that your bike I saw back there?
What bike?
256
00:29:28,285 --> 00:29:30,700
Your motorbike?
Why would you think I have a motorbike?
257
00:29:30,701 --> 00:29:34,482
I don't know.
The helmet and the jacket...
258
00:29:34,912 --> 00:29:36,828
My mate gave me a back.
He dropped me off at the club.
259
00:29:37,905 --> 00:29:39,362
Why, do you like bikers or something?
260
00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:42,854
Well, as long as they don't chase me,
I'd frankly like to keep my teeth in.
261
00:29:44,371 --> 00:29:46,527
This is me.
262
00:29:50,106 --> 00:29:51,403
Do you wanna come and see us play
some time?
263
00:29:52,074 --> 00:29:53,831
Only if you write a song about me.
264
00:29:57,699 --> 00:30:01,920
How are you getting home?
I don't know. Bus...
265
00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:03,667
They stopped going hours ago.
266
00:30:05,614 --> 00:30:08,377
I mean, you can come in for a cup,
if you like?
267
00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:14,374
You know I don't have sex with blokes, right?
268
00:30:17,776 --> 00:30:19,214
I'm only offering tea.
269
00:30:53,789 --> 00:30:55,306
I hope you like it weak.
270
00:30:55,307 --> 00:30:57,772
You look like a girl.
271
00:31:00,487 --> 00:31:02,392
Thank you.
272
00:33:57,488 --> 00:33:59,074
What the hell are you doing,
you crazy old bastard?!
273
00:33:59,076 --> 00:34:00,076
I'm killing them, that's what!
274
00:34:01,595 --> 00:34:04,020
Killing who?
That freak they all like to go about!
275
00:34:04,021 --> 00:34:06,355
That junkey that's taken over
my son's body!
276
00:34:07,036 --> 00:34:09,137
Well, it's a good thing that
insanity doesn't run in the family!
277
00:34:14,450 --> 00:34:19,280
I received a Grammy in this.
Get a hold of yourself, it's only a dress.
278
00:34:19,281 --> 00:34:21,673
Wrong! It's an Issey Miyake.
279
00:34:22,140 --> 00:34:25,097
You're so thick, you probably
don't even know who he is.
280
00:34:26,115 --> 00:34:26,924
How did you get in here?
281
00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:30,765
Through the window. One of the
photographers gave me a leg up.
282
00:34:31,224 --> 00:34:32,611
It's nice to know they're
good for something.
283
00:34:32,646 --> 00:34:34,446
They're worried about you.
284
00:34:35,064 --> 00:34:37,890
I don't know if you've noticed but I've
got a big fuckin' bounty on my head
285
00:34:38,278 --> 00:34:39,566
and I'm not talking about the chocolate variety.
286
00:34:39,601 --> 00:34:42,280
I mean, your fellow housebreakers
out there are paid to harrass me.
287
00:34:43,078 --> 00:34:45,641
Well, one minute you're
chasing after them.
288
00:34:46,102 --> 00:34:48,624
Then the next minute
they're chasing after you.
289
00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:50,979
I don't know, it seems like a funny
old game, if you ask me.
290
00:34:53,611 --> 00:34:56,145
And you're wating your time anyway
because I flushed it all.
291
00:34:56,146 --> 00:34:57,832
What I could find of it, anyway.
292
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,395
I'm sure you have another stash
hidden away somewhere.
293
00:35:00,396 --> 00:35:04,261
You've been watching too much Grainger.
294
00:35:22,641 --> 00:35:24,128
Is this my fault all this?
295
00:35:26,502 --> 00:35:28,259
Did I fuck up with you somehow?
296
00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:31,490
Why do you say that like
there's something wrong with me?
297
00:35:33,177 --> 00:35:38,446
You don't even see it, do you?
If you were happy, I...
298
00:35:38,481 --> 00:35:39,962
Just go. Please dad, just...
Just go.
299
00:35:41,788 --> 00:35:43,194
I came here to help.
300
00:35:44,294 --> 00:35:45,371
And what do you think
you're capable of doing?
301
00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:47,955
I mean, so far all you've done
is aggravate my astma.
302
00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:50,926
Why don't you let me just try?
Because I'm fine!
303
00:35:51,673 --> 00:35:54,063
I mean, stop worrying about the
fuckin' red tops, dad, and look at me!
304
00:35:54,542 --> 00:35:58,144
I'm your son! Look at me! I am fine!
305
00:36:10,303 --> 00:36:11,621
I don't even recognise you any more.
306
00:36:15,832 --> 00:36:16,869
I should have brought the letters.
307
00:36:18,635 --> 00:36:21,133
People who've had the same
problems with their sons and daughters.
308
00:36:21,603 --> 00:36:25,553
It's so reassuring to know.
They're worried about you, Georgie
309
00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:28,209
People grab me and your
mommy in the shops
310
00:36:28,399 --> 00:36:30,984
and they tell us they want
to see you get better.
311
00:36:31,684 --> 00:36:34,417
We had a phone call from Japan
a few days back.
312
00:36:35,162 --> 00:36:37,336
I didn't understand what he was saying
most of the time
313
00:36:37,705 --> 00:36:39,340
but it was obvious it was about you.
314
00:36:40,310 --> 00:36:42,714
How Boy? How Boy?
315
00:36:45,718 --> 00:36:48,043
People you've never even met are
praying for you.
316
00:36:49,717 --> 00:36:53,559
When I get sick, your mommy
just sneers at me, but you...
317
00:36:55,454 --> 00:36:58,890
You have no idea how many people love you.
318
00:37:05,981 --> 00:37:07,768
Then why do I feel so hated?
319
00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:12,285
You're a girl.
320
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,407
If that's what you want.
Just say it.
321
00:38:17,063 --> 00:38:19,598
I'm a girl.
Again.
322
00:38:20,046 --> 00:38:23,120
I'm a girl.
I'm your girl.
323
00:39:26,953 --> 00:39:28,559
Bloody hell!
Yeah, I love it!
324
00:40:45,424 --> 00:40:47,559
What are you doing?
325
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,842
I think they call it singing.
That's your singing voice?
326
00:40:53,098 --> 00:40:53,976
Why? What's wrong with it?
327
00:40:54,734 --> 00:40:58,575
Nothing. Nothing, just...
It don't suit the song.
328
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:02,805
Well. maybe I'll write a song
that does suit my voice.
329
00:41:03,854 --> 00:41:07,028
You? Write music?
330
00:41:47,013 --> 00:41:48,519
Wait, wait, wait!
331
00:41:51,306 --> 00:41:52,533
A pint of beer, cheers.
332
00:41:53,661 --> 00:41:54,928
Alright, John?
333
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:59,118
Kirk. Shouldn't you be up there?
They can have him when I'm done.
334
00:42:01,542 --> 00:42:04,337
All right. Go break someone else's leg.
335
00:42:08,728 --> 00:42:10,796
What are you? A fan?
336
00:42:12,583 --> 00:42:15,247
I'm a drummer.
Oh, checking out the competition, are we?
337
00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:17,645
Something like that.
338
00:42:20,399 --> 00:42:25,587
Jon Moss.
A handshake? How very traditional.
339
00:42:28,152 --> 00:42:30,817
George O'Dowd. So very pleased
to make your aquaintance.
340
00:42:31,226 --> 00:42:35,726
O'Dowd? Irish?
Irish to the heels of me brogues.
341
00:42:37,850 --> 00:42:40,726
And what do you do, George?
Apart from taking a piss?
342
00:42:44,291 --> 00:42:47,823
I take care of Kirk's appearance.
I thought his mom was still dressing him.
343
00:42:48,682 --> 00:42:51,405
He's moving out of home very soon.
We'll probably get a place together.
344
00:42:52,114 --> 00:42:53,499
Something nice in the suburbs.
345
00:42:54,526 --> 00:42:58,833
Growing veg, skin our own goats...
All very Tom and Barbara.
346
00:43:00,137 --> 00:43:02,044
Kirk? He's as straight as I am.
347
00:43:04,777 --> 00:43:07,153
Well, I'd say the jury's still out on the pair of you.
348
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,695
Jon, are you there?
349
00:43:46,081 --> 00:43:48,689
What do you want?
Who are you doing?
350
00:43:48,690 --> 00:43:51,285
It's the middle of the night,
I'm not in the fuckin' mood for this.
351
00:43:51,286 --> 00:43:54,506
Well maybe I'm in the mood so make
a fuckin' effort to get into the mood!
352
00:43:56,929 --> 00:43:58,497
Get to the point, George.
353
00:44:01,121 --> 00:44:03,868
I'm quitting the band.
Didn't we fire you already?
354
00:44:05,024 --> 00:44:06,532
Nobody fires me, you dwarf, I am the band!
355
00:44:06,533 --> 00:44:10,027
And now i'm a solo artist. Branson would
cut his own dick off to get my signature!
356
00:44:10,766 --> 00:44:13,770
Yeah, well, good luck with that.
Let me know how it goes, won't you?
357
00:44:23,270 --> 00:44:24,427
Go to bed, George.
358
00:44:25,395 --> 00:44:26,304
Who are you with?
359
00:44:27,642 --> 00:44:28,540
What does it matter?
360
00:44:29,528 --> 00:44:31,959
Just answer the fuckin' question.
361
00:44:33,654 --> 00:44:36,519
I'm not with anyone.
I'm on my own, trying to sleep.
362
00:44:38,074 --> 00:44:38,873
Liar.
363
00:44:39,488 --> 00:44:40,296
What do you wanna hear?
364
00:44:40,576 --> 00:44:42,511
What do I have to say so that
we can both get some sleep?
365
00:44:42,821 --> 00:44:44,138
Just tell me and I'll say it.
366
00:44:45,255 --> 00:44:45,938
What do i wanna hear?
367
00:44:47,633 --> 00:44:48,818
What do you wanna hear?
368
00:44:53,829 --> 00:44:54,976
I wanna hear...
369
00:44:58,995 --> 00:45:00,281
I wanna hear you say...
370
00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:16,289
Repeat after me.
371
00:45:17,597 --> 00:45:22,191
I'm a talentless dwarf and I've made a
pile of money riding on your coattails.
372
00:45:22,628 --> 00:45:24,022
Go fuck yourself, George.
373
00:45:30,628 --> 00:45:31,846
George! George!
374
00:45:43,581 --> 00:45:48,351
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
catch a poser by the toe.
375
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:54,262
If he hollars, let him go,
eeny, meeny, miny...
376
00:45:54,508 --> 00:45:57,930
Mo. Go. Before I change mu mind.
377
00:46:00,861 --> 00:46:04,393
You better be fuckin' important
to be parking on my yellow line!
378
00:46:16,905 --> 00:46:17,903
Sir!
379
00:46:27,971 --> 00:46:31,733
He's looking for dancers! For a video!
Who?
380
00:46:32,891 --> 00:46:33,719
Bowie!
381
00:46:58,490 --> 00:46:59,379
Is it really him?
382
00:46:59,414 --> 00:47:01,271
You can copy the look,
you can mimic the voice
383
00:47:01,581 --> 00:47:03,496
but you can't fake the crooked teeth.
384
00:47:04,803 --> 00:47:07,357
You're too late.
I am the chosen one.
385
00:47:08,415 --> 00:47:09,557
You?!
386
00:47:09,558 --> 00:47:11,667
I'll let you in on a little secret, though.
387
00:47:12,155 --> 00:47:14,376
David's asked me to pick two
other dancers.
388
00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:19,454
People I think would compliment
the look of his new video. So...
389
00:47:21,132 --> 00:47:24,305
If you'll excuse, that's what I'm
gonna do. Better luck next time!
390
00:47:30,482 --> 00:47:32,297
First he steals my look!
Then he steals my career!
391
00:47:32,298 --> 00:47:36,079
I mean, I was into Bowie before
Steve Strange cultivated his first pubes!
392
00:47:38,891 --> 00:47:41,634
Are you even listening to me?
Should my face be on this?
393
00:47:41,635 --> 00:47:43,999
I bet that would call upon Grammies.
394
00:47:46,802 --> 00:47:49,339
Bollocks! Twit! Bowie's loss is your gain.
395
00:47:50,017 --> 00:47:52,271
You're gonna sell millions and then
I can finally tell my parents
396
00:47:52,272 --> 00:47:54,426
what I'm gonna do for the rest of my life.
And what's that?
397
00:47:54,427 --> 00:47:56,893
Help you spend all your money, of course.
398
00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:02,210
That is still the plan, isn't it?
399
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,002
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
400
00:49:20,575 --> 00:49:23,747
Hello?
Can I speak with Kirk, please?
401
00:49:38,929 --> 00:49:41,983
Don't do this to me.
Not on the phone.
402
00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:47,690
You say it to my face!
Say it to my fuckin' face, you coward!
403
00:50:19,613 --> 00:50:21,998
What are you doing here, you silly totter?
Have you got something to say to me?
404
00:50:21,999 --> 00:50:23,764
Who is it?
It's for me, mom!
405
00:50:23,765 --> 00:50:26,519
You came all this way to make a scene?
406
00:50:27,598 --> 00:50:29,005
I'd walk further than this.
407
00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:35,124
Well, get in here!
408
00:50:42,445 --> 00:50:43,710
He's a funny looking thing.
409
00:50:45,157 --> 00:50:46,275
He's had a fight with his girlfriend.
410
00:50:48,161 --> 00:50:48,850
What?
411
00:50:49,507 --> 00:50:51,742
Boys like that do not have girlfriends.
What do you want me to do?
412
00:50:51,743 --> 00:50:53,159
Kick him out in the street?
413
00:50:56,463 --> 00:50:59,387
Bless, his little heart's broken.
414
00:51:04,236 --> 00:51:05,214
He'll get over it.
415
00:51:12,410 --> 00:51:13,416
Kirk...
416
00:51:20,701 --> 00:51:22,127
I made fuckin' onion rings for you.
417
00:51:22,867 --> 00:51:26,100
You have no idea how much I've cried.
I was hoping you'd just take the hint.
418
00:51:27,427 --> 00:51:28,536
But we had plans...
419
00:51:29,062 --> 00:51:31,811
Everyone makes plans.
It doesn't mean anything.
420
00:51:32,307 --> 00:51:33,273
Look at me.
421
00:51:37,535 --> 00:51:38,413
I'm your girl.
422
00:51:42,299 --> 00:51:42,988
But you ain't.
423
00:51:42,989 --> 00:51:45,323
I'm Jane Fonda, I'm Joan Collins.
424
00:51:45,672 --> 00:51:47,786
I'm Cheryl Ladd.
I'm whatever you think I am.
425
00:51:48,136 --> 00:51:51,767
We were just fucking around, you
know? Experimenting. None of it's real.
426
00:51:51,768 --> 00:51:58,421
It's like I ever got with punk.
Just shut about punk. Forget about punk.
427
00:51:59,489 --> 00:52:00,318
That's what I'm saying.
428
00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:02,682
Punk's gone.
429
00:52:04,099 --> 00:52:05,057
I don't know what's next.
430
00:52:16,882 --> 00:52:18,887
It's all changed and you've never noticed.
431
00:52:19,905 --> 00:52:21,352
Everyone looks more like you
and less like me.
432
00:52:22,091 --> 00:52:24,845
Yeah, well, I'd give anything
to look like you.
433
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,368
I've been trying to keep up.
434
00:52:33,301 --> 00:52:36,754
I've been pretending I'm something
I'm not. I'm sorry, George, it's not you.
435
00:52:37,872 --> 00:52:38,790
It's fashion.
436
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:58,618
Whoever the bitch is, I hope
she knows how lucky she is.
437
00:53:25,014 --> 00:53:26,307
Yeah? Well at least my mom knows
how to make Yorkshire pudding
438
00:53:26,936 --> 00:53:31,177
you shrivelled-dick country whore!
I never wanna see you again!
439
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:47,171
Come on, sindis.
440
00:54:03,636 --> 00:54:04,435
I said: "No, David."
441
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:07,629
The travel was first class. The beach...
442
00:54:08,317 --> 00:54:11,662
The most beautiful beach you've ever
been to had a massive Ferguson tractor.
443
00:54:13,264 --> 00:54:15,915
Ten seconds in a Bowie video
and he thinks he's Liz Taylor.
444
00:54:17,648 --> 00:54:20,131
He thought they'd be filming in Barbados
and they ended up in South End.
445
00:54:20,661 --> 00:54:23,106
They should have let me drive
that bulldozer down the beach.
446
00:54:23,526 --> 00:54:25,454
I would have flattened the bastard.
447
00:54:25,531 --> 00:54:28,189
At least he's doing something with his
life. What have you, freaks, achieved?
448
00:54:32,889 --> 00:54:34,007
You know what this means, don't you?
449
00:54:34,745 --> 00:54:35,723
What?
450
00:54:36,391 --> 00:54:39,214
If Steve Strange can get on television...
451
00:54:39,973 --> 00:54:41,120
anyone can.
452
00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:50,500
Half of it doesn't even rhyme.
Poetry doesn't have to rhyme.
453
00:54:51,587 --> 00:54:52,833
I thought these were song lyrics.
454
00:54:52,834 --> 00:54:55,102
That's what poetry is, you spaz!
455
00:54:57,355 --> 00:54:58,383
You should learn an instrument.
456
00:54:58,882 --> 00:55:02,066
Guitars are too butch,
drums make you sweat...
457
00:55:02,634 --> 00:55:04,440
And no one even notices the keyboard player.
458
00:55:06,877 --> 00:55:09,370
No.
I'm a solo artist.
459
00:55:57,975 --> 00:55:58,594
Alright, George?
460
00:55:58,595 --> 00:56:02,262
Steve and me wanted a quick word.
461
00:56:05,273 --> 00:56:07,966
Here he is.
Well, I'm off. I'll see you next Tuesday.
462
00:56:07,967 --> 00:56:09,881
Sit down, Rusty.
463
00:56:09,882 --> 00:56:13,795
I don't wanna be involved in this.
Well, you are involved so sit!
464
00:56:13,796 --> 00:56:15,591
God, who died?
465
00:56:18,374 --> 00:56:19,661
Empty your pockets, George.
466
00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:22,668
Why?
467
00:56:23,409 --> 00:56:26,412
Because we're your employers
and we're telling you to.
468
00:56:27,543 --> 00:56:28,921
You're making a big mistake.
469
00:56:35,567 --> 00:56:38,160
All right. The bag.
470
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:47,907
Happy now?
471
00:56:47,908 --> 00:56:51,179
We owe you an appology.
Yeah! Too fuckin' right you do.
472
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,247
I mean, you wouldn't try this shit if I was in NUCA.
473
00:56:55,243 --> 00:56:58,167
What's NUCA?
National Union of Cloakroom Attendants.
474
00:56:59,054 --> 00:57:00,581
I'm starting it tomorrow.
475
00:57:03,742 --> 00:57:05,608
George!
What now?
476
00:57:21,713 --> 00:57:22,689
I just like to say...
477
00:57:23,679 --> 00:57:25,592
that I'm really, really sorry.
478
00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:28,312
Yeah, and so you should be.
479
00:57:30,818 --> 00:57:33,133
Really sorry...
480
00:57:38,849 --> 00:57:41,314
...that I have to fire you.
You can't fire me, I quit!
481
00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:42,798
You can't quit after you're fired!
482
00:57:43,199 --> 00:57:44,655
I quit, it's just the end of my shift!
483
00:57:44,718 --> 00:57:47,422
Well, you haven't mentioned it to
me or Rusty so it doesn't count.
484
00:57:47,423 --> 00:57:50,045
Yeah, it counts. Me and Martin are
talking about starting a band.
485
00:57:51,543 --> 00:57:52,869
Martin fuckin' Degville!
486
00:57:53,458 --> 00:57:56,649
If that man ever records a note of
music, I'll burn my record player!
487
00:57:56,684 --> 00:57:58,587
Yeah? I quit!
No, you're fired!
488
00:57:58,749 --> 00:57:59,257
Quit!
489
00:57:59,707 --> 00:58:01,672
Can we just agree that
you no longer work here?
490
00:58:01,791 --> 00:58:03,197
Fired.
Quit.
491
00:58:03,198 --> 00:58:04,853
Fired!
Quit!
492
00:58:10,341 --> 00:58:11,345
He's fired.
493
01:00:43,144 --> 01:00:43,999
He's up there!
494
01:00:45,885 --> 01:00:46,383
George!
495
01:00:57,271 --> 01:01:00,543
Nice night for it.
Sorry, love.
496
01:01:44,070 --> 01:01:44,887
Who is it?
It's George!
497
01:01:46,704 --> 01:01:50,755
Whoa, I never said you could come in.
Yeah? Don't play silly buggers with me.
498
01:01:52,893 --> 01:01:54,119
Where's the drugs?
499
01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:25,801
You're Malcolm McLaren?
500
01:02:27,717 --> 01:02:30,282
So much for the new look.
What are you?
501
01:02:31,728 --> 01:02:32,996
I'm a singer.
Come on, son.
502
01:02:33,714 --> 01:02:36,677
No, no, no, leave him, he's a singer.
We should let him sing.
503
01:02:42,085 --> 01:02:43,383
In your own time.
504
01:02:44,450 --> 01:02:45,108
What do you wanna hear?
505
01:02:45,737 --> 01:02:49,408
Whatever pops into your deluded little head.
506
01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:14,816
You plucked up all that courage,
came all this way
507
01:03:15,194 --> 01:03:19,417
just to sing a Sunday school hymn?
It was in my head.
508
01:03:22,178 --> 01:03:23,125
Do you hear that?
509
01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:29,048
That is the sound of no one applauding.
Get used to it.
510
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,745
I wanna be famous.
Famous for what?
511
01:03:36,114 --> 01:03:37,660
Well, a thorough foreview should just about do it.
512
01:03:39,954 --> 01:03:43,617
Since you force me to look for positives,
you do have an interesting exterior.
513
01:03:45,762 --> 01:03:47,428
You should see me when I make an effort.
514
01:04:20,577 --> 01:04:21,455
Up here!
515
01:04:22,193 --> 01:04:23,160
Take your shoes off.
516
01:04:34,945 --> 01:04:40,064
No, no, no, down here.
For God's sake, put your shoes on.
517
01:04:47,370 --> 01:04:48,856
How wonderful!
518
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,555
Notorious for doing nothing.
519
01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:56,159
Only now I think it's time
I actually did something.
520
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,772
Why fuck with the winning formula?
Have you told me your name already?
521
01:05:00,909 --> 01:05:02,415
Three times, Mr McLaren. It's George.
522
01:05:04,322 --> 01:05:07,395
How horribly forgettable.
We should change it.
523
01:05:08,302 --> 01:05:09,250
Into what?
524
01:05:10,137 --> 01:05:14,741
I've just written a song about a pilot
called Lieutenant Lush.
525
01:05:15,516 --> 01:05:17,192
Do I get to record this song
as it's named after me?
526
01:05:17,193 --> 01:05:21,214
No, it's for a little band I put together
called Bow Wow Wow Wow.
527
01:05:21,215 --> 01:05:22,361
I thought there were only two wows.
528
01:05:22,362 --> 01:05:24,777
I'm thinking of extending it.
529
01:05:25,544 --> 01:05:26,393
What a brilliant idea!
530
01:05:27,489 --> 01:05:28,909
Don't kiss my ass, George.
531
01:05:29,597 --> 01:05:30,695
Please, call me Lush.
532
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:38,129
I have little interest in the music
industry. I sell clothes.
533
01:05:38,966 --> 01:05:41,142
In order to sell anything
you have to advertise it.
534
01:05:41,143 --> 01:05:43,496
That's why I put the Pistols together.
535
01:05:44,174 --> 01:05:49,043
If I were to form a real band, that would
take a great deal of time and effort
536
01:05:49,433 --> 01:05:56,238
neither of which I have. So, when I look
at you, what do you think I ask myself?
537
01:05:58,404 --> 01:06:00,031
How do I spell his name on a checque?
538
01:06:02,575 --> 01:06:08,881
Can you wear what I tell you to wear
and convince others to copy you?
539
01:06:09,829 --> 01:06:11,845
I'm your mannequin, Mr McLaren.
540
01:06:17,383 --> 01:06:22,081
I'm having a new house delivered.
They're sending it one bit at a time.
541
01:07:32,444 --> 01:07:33,192
Did I miss the band meeting?
542
01:07:33,910 --> 01:07:36,813
Well, they came early.
Well, they didn't mention it.
543
01:07:38,629 --> 01:07:43,188
Look, there is no easy way to say this.
They don't like you.
544
01:07:46,412 --> 01:07:47,340
Oh.
They want you out.
545
01:07:50,343 --> 01:07:51,898
Well, I hope you told them where to go.
546
01:07:52,418 --> 01:08:01,340
Of course I did. Which is why
they are off on tour. Without you.
547
01:08:06,798 --> 01:08:08,436
Enjoy the rest of your life.
548
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,614
Do you know who you want to be?
Who do I want to be?
549
01:08:19,104 --> 01:08:20,302
Shakin' Stevens.
550
01:08:20,659 --> 01:08:22,365
Trust me, I don't wanna be
Shakin' Stevens.
551
01:08:22,854 --> 01:08:24,682
I'd give anything to be Shaky.
552
01:08:25,819 --> 01:08:27,645
Kids love him. Grannies love him.
553
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:31,627
He's number one every pissing Tuesday
and no one's even bothering to copy you.
554
01:08:31,628 --> 01:08:34,431
I don't think it's nothing for two
people to dance on Elvis' grave.
555
01:08:35,898 --> 01:08:37,534
Anyway, fuck music!
I'm going to be an actor!
556
01:08:37,535 --> 01:08:38,463
You're Lieutenant Lush.
557
01:08:41,317 --> 01:08:42,385
Lieutenant Lush.
558
01:08:42,386 --> 01:08:45,487
That's what I said.
No, you said Lieutenant, as in Columbo.
559
01:08:46,228 --> 01:08:48,024
Anyway, I'm not him.
Lush is dead.
560
01:08:48,025 --> 01:08:49,511
Yeah, life cut tragically short.
561
01:08:50,179 --> 01:08:51,116
But means nothing to me.
562
01:08:51,894 --> 01:08:53,949
Well, I'm in the music business too.
563
01:08:53,950 --> 01:08:57,062
Yeah? I thought I saw you working
in Half Price.
564
01:08:59,086 --> 01:09:00,473
What do you do?
565
01:09:10,574 --> 01:09:12,180
I'm starting a band if you're interested.
566
01:09:13,128 --> 01:09:14,384
I hope you got more instruments than that.
567
01:09:17,995 --> 01:09:18,923
You're funny.
568
01:09:19,812 --> 01:09:20,801
Well, that's good enough for me!
I'm in!
569
01:09:27,447 --> 01:09:29,943
They're selling pirate shirts in Top Shop.
What?
570
01:09:31,849 --> 01:09:35,959
I said they're selling pirate shirts
in fuckin' Top Shop.
571
01:09:39,791 --> 01:09:43,992
I walk down the street, people don't
even throw stuff at me anymore.
572
01:09:48,881 --> 01:09:49,760
What does that mean?
573
01:09:49,761 --> 01:09:52,474
We're dead.
574
01:09:53,691 --> 01:09:55,417
Officially enough.
575
01:09:56,815 --> 01:09:58,422
Doomed to walk the forgotten land
576
01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:02,522
with John Lydon and Les Mc fuckin' Ewan.
577
01:10:08,449 --> 01:10:09,562
Who?
Bay City Rollers.
578
01:10:11,398 --> 01:10:13,274
God, they were huge!
579
01:10:15,998 --> 01:10:20,948
You either made it to the Live Aid Bill
or you picked up your P 45.
580
01:10:25,159 --> 01:10:29,440
I was busy that day.
You still have your recording contract.
581
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:32,363
No, I quit the band.
582
01:10:34,647 --> 01:10:35,805
Or I was fired.
583
01:10:36,593 --> 01:10:40,535
Go at it alone. My grandmother couldn't
pick the others out of a line-up.
584
01:10:40,536 --> 01:10:44,150
Yeah? And what exactly does granny
Strange know about that?
585
01:10:45,525 --> 01:10:47,012
Who do you think used to buy your records?
586
01:10:47,902 --> 01:10:51,792
It wasn't just fat teenage girls
unable to get boyfriends.
587
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,717
My granny fuckin' loved you.
588
01:10:53,718 --> 01:10:58,956
Oh, Stevie, why can't you be more
like that Boy George?
589
01:11:00,525 --> 01:11:04,077
Well, cause he's a lying, thieving,
heroine-snorting bender, I tell her.
590
01:11:05,183 --> 01:11:07,081
But she wouldn't hear a word of it.
591
01:11:08,257 --> 01:11:10,158
She thought you were
as pure as the driven snow.
592
01:11:13,142 --> 01:11:14,319
That was Jon's doing.
593
01:11:17,142 --> 01:11:18,321
Are you two still together?
594
01:11:20,586 --> 01:11:23,030
I think he wishes I was dead.
595
01:11:26,593 --> 01:11:27,900
Well, this could be his lucky night.
596
01:11:37,787 --> 01:11:39,345
What are these? Pornos?
597
01:11:41,182 --> 01:11:42,628
I don't watch them. I just deliver them.
598
01:11:43,585 --> 01:11:44,353
I'm George.
599
01:11:44,354 --> 01:11:46,839
In case you've forgotten.
Everyone knows who you are.
600
01:11:47,647 --> 01:11:49,374
Flattering.
Kirk's fat Irish faggot.
601
01:11:52,587 --> 01:11:53,425
I'm just fucking with you.
602
01:11:57,426 --> 01:11:58,156
How's things?
603
01:11:59,693 --> 01:12:01,898
I'm in a band.
The Sex Gang Children.
604
01:12:02,936 --> 01:12:04,780
You don't wanna get much air play
with a name like that.
605
01:12:08,164 --> 01:12:09,640
Well, we might be looking for a drummer.
606
01:12:11,019 --> 01:12:11,877
Is that right?
607
01:12:13,743 --> 01:12:15,370
One, two, three, four.
608
01:12:27,236 --> 01:12:28,444
Sorry, sorry!
Can we start again?
609
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:36,536
One, two, three, four.
610
01:13:06,995 --> 01:13:08,351
Here we go, grub's up!
611
01:13:09,270 --> 01:13:11,962
So, what sort of influences have you all got?
612
01:13:13,643 --> 01:13:14,643
Punk!
613
01:13:13,550 --> 01:13:15,145
Reggae.
Motown.
614
01:13:15,146 --> 01:13:17,848
Soul.
Pop.
615
01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:20,349
Fine, add a bit of skiffling
and you'll have the full house.
616
01:13:20,350 --> 01:13:21,824
Any ketchup, Mrs D?
617
01:13:28,050 --> 01:13:29,358
Were you in Adapt?
For a bit.
618
01:13:29,966 --> 01:13:31,463
What's Captain Sensible like?
619
01:13:32,161 --> 01:13:32,910
His feet smell.
620
01:13:35,294 --> 01:13:36,471
So, what do you think?
Honestly?
621
01:13:37,014 --> 01:13:39,657
I think Mikey's mom makes a
mean fish finger sandwich.
622
01:13:39,658 --> 01:13:41,981
No, I'm serious.
Oh, you're serious, are you?
623
01:13:42,614 --> 01:13:45,517
We're gonna be huge.
Not unless you replace your lead guitar.
624
01:13:47,522 --> 01:13:48,310
We've only just found him.
625
01:13:49,168 --> 01:13:51,416
There's more to this shit than wearing
the right frock.
626
01:13:52,624 --> 01:13:53,520
You think I can't sing.
627
01:13:54,678 --> 01:13:55,366
Did I say that?
628
01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:57,462
Well, you never said I could.
629
01:13:58,180 --> 01:14:00,357
God, you're a needy bastard, aren't you?
630
01:14:00,358 --> 01:14:01,664
More than you'll ever know.
631
01:14:08,929 --> 01:14:09,986
Your voice is OK.
632
01:14:11,911 --> 01:14:12,849
There's a bit of soul there.
633
01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:18,360
But when the words come out,
I sort of believe you mean them.
634
01:14:18,885 --> 01:14:20,601
That's a compliment, isn't it?
635
01:14:20,602 --> 01:14:22,438
It's as much as you're gonna get for now.
636
01:14:32,457 --> 01:14:33,723
So, are we doing this or what?
637
01:14:43,233 --> 01:14:45,658
Hello, John, lazy prick.
Don't panic, Mr Mannering.
638
01:14:46,275 --> 01:14:47,593
Let's get on with this, shall we?
639
01:14:49,449 --> 01:14:50,625
Are you seriously going to sing this?
640
01:14:52,072 --> 01:14:56,343
The eyes of Medusa control and compel.
To love I surrender, I'm under his spell.
641
01:14:57,001 --> 01:14:59,734
He loves me, he hates me.
He knows me too well.
642
01:15:01,751 --> 01:15:04,802
Ok, shut up in your face.
It says "he".
643
01:15:05,990 --> 01:15:07,805
"He" loves me, "he" hates me.
Medusa was a bird.
644
01:15:07,806 --> 01:15:10,330
Yeah, with snaky hair.
Definitely not a geaser.
645
01:15:10,879 --> 01:15:11,796
Not my Medusa.
646
01:15:12,304 --> 01:15:15,369
Yeah, well, it's three against one, so
let's just rehearse it with "she", shall we?
647
01:15:33,110 --> 01:15:34,268
Right, what have we got here?
648
01:15:35,066 --> 01:15:37,841
A Jew, a Jamaican, a hairdresser and a poof.
649
01:15:40,754 --> 01:15:42,121
Nothing can stop a line-up like that.
650
01:15:43,168 --> 01:15:44,725
But if you want to write songs
that only appeal
651
01:15:45,054 --> 01:15:46,900
to half a dozen people,
do it in your own time.
652
01:15:47,044 --> 01:15:48,545
I thought we were aiming
a bit higher than that.
653
01:15:48,975 --> 01:15:50,951
Yeah, well, we can't all pretend
to be something we're not.
654
01:15:54,977 --> 01:15:56,693
I'm not asking you to pretend anything.
655
01:15:58,131 --> 01:15:58,878
Just...
656
01:15:59,646 --> 01:16:01,372
Don't elaborate on certain stuff.
657
01:16:03,279 --> 01:16:04,576
Always leave them wanting more.
658
01:16:04,577 --> 01:16:07,271
Walt Disney said that.
659
01:16:10,144 --> 01:16:11,949
He did all right for himself, didn't he?
660
01:16:18,965 --> 01:16:21,170
George!
Are you in there?
661
01:16:22,087 --> 01:16:22,615
George!
662
01:16:27,811 --> 01:16:28,909
What happened to you?
663
01:16:29,858 --> 01:16:31,005
The bitch went for me.
664
01:16:47,618 --> 01:16:49,505
She reckons I spend more time with you
than I do with her.
665
01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:54,852
Give her a try, go stick her in the band
and then she can see you day and night.
666
01:16:58,994 --> 01:16:59,772
She's jealous.
667
01:16:59,773 --> 01:17:02,346
Of what?
668
01:17:04,331 --> 01:17:05,509
Of you, you muppet!
669
01:17:11,814 --> 01:17:13,191
She thinks I fancy you.
670
01:17:26,662 --> 01:17:27,780
Don't make me look a prat.
671
01:17:32,879 --> 01:17:34,217
You have no idea what you're doing.
672
01:17:37,391 --> 01:17:38,309
But that's good. That's fine.
673
01:18:26,749 --> 01:18:28,235
It's not exactly a Rolls Royce
in a swimming pool
674
01:18:28,654 --> 01:18:29,911
but I guess it'll have to do!
675
01:18:38,533 --> 01:18:40,231
I'm calling the police!
No, just go back inside!
676
01:18:40,232 --> 01:18:41,239
He's a bloody head-case!
677
01:18:41,558 --> 01:18:43,034
Are you gonna let your broads
talk to me like that?!
678
01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:45,438
Emily, just go back inside!
George, shut the fuck up!
679
01:18:49,810 --> 01:18:50,967
You're crushing my ribs.
Good!
680
01:18:51,355 --> 01:18:53,202
No, I'm gonna vomit.
No, seriously.
681
01:19:11,362 --> 01:19:12,001
What's that?
682
01:19:13,491 --> 01:19:14,350
Twenty-six all.
683
01:19:15,776 --> 01:19:17,493
I fucked you more than you fucked me.
684
01:19:50,312 --> 01:19:50,910
Come here!
685
01:20:00,544 --> 01:20:01,202
You're a head-case!
686
01:20:01,203 --> 01:20:03,415
Walk away, you!
687
01:20:30,032 --> 01:20:31,278
I'm going to prison, aren't I?
688
01:20:31,279 --> 01:20:32,378
You're not going to prison.
689
01:20:33,645 --> 01:20:36,379
I won't survive in a place like that.
No one's going to prison.
690
01:20:39,573 --> 01:20:40,341
Didn't you watch the news?
691
01:20:41,909 --> 01:20:44,165
I mean, Norman Talbot wants to
lock me up and throw away the key.
692
01:20:44,166 --> 01:20:46,230
You shouldn't have fuckin' voted
for him then, should you?
693
01:20:49,751 --> 01:20:51,213
What's his beef anyway?
694
01:20:51,931 --> 01:20:54,595
You're a rock'n'roll stereotoad.
We've been exporting them for years.
695
01:20:57,608 --> 01:20:58,996
What have I done that is so evil?
696
01:21:02,426 --> 01:21:06,088
You got a little older.
A little less cute.
697
01:21:08,105 --> 01:21:08,852
It's like Bowie.
698
01:21:10,319 --> 01:21:13,563
Bowie?
You think he didn't go through this shit?
699
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,365
He killed Ziggy and he didn't know
where to go next.
700
01:21:16,366 --> 01:21:19,640
Then he puts out Station to Station
and everyone thinks it's the end.
701
01:21:20,468 --> 01:21:23,411
But what happens after that? He
finds his way to Berlin and records Low.
702
01:21:24,608 --> 01:21:25,366
I love Low.
703
01:21:26,155 --> 01:21:27,041
And that's where you are right now.
704
01:21:27,181 --> 01:21:30,933
Somewhere between Station to
Station and Low. It's a transition.
705
01:21:32,380 --> 01:21:33,348
It hurts.
706
01:21:36,940 --> 01:21:38,517
It's gonna hurt for a little while longer.
707
01:21:43,644 --> 01:21:44,732
What am I gonna do, John?
708
01:21:46,649 --> 01:21:47,656
Get yourself well.
709
01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:52,664
Then give them something else
to talk about.
710
01:22:03,691 --> 01:22:05,266
I'll buy you some new fish.
711
01:22:05,945 --> 01:22:06,612
Damn right you will.
712
01:22:39,559 --> 01:22:41,965
I think I 've got diarea.
If you shit yourself, just carry on.
713
01:22:42,744 --> 01:22:44,059
Is he gonna do this or what?
Of course, he's doing it.
714
01:22:44,060 --> 01:22:47,482
Culture Club!
Last call!
715
01:22:52,112 --> 01:22:53,490
Whatever it takes, get him out of that car.
716
01:24:56,477 --> 01:24:57,903
Stand by studio!
717
01:24:59,752 --> 01:25:04,215
And number one, it's Culture Club and
Do you really want to hurt me!
718
01:26:29,630 --> 01:26:34,909
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