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(ROARING)
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ANNOUNCER:
The world of investing
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can be a jungle.
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Bulls. Bears.
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Danger at every turn.
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That's why weat Stratton Oakmont
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pride ourselveson being the best.
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Trained professionalsto guide you
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through the financialwilderness.
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Stratton Oakmont.
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Stability.
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Integrity.
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Pride.
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(ROARING)
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
One!
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Two!
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Three!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Twenty-five grand
to the first cocksucker
to nail a bull's eye!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Come on! Let's go!
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ALL: One!
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Two!
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Three!
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JORDAN:
My name is Jordan Belfort.
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Not him.
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Me. That's right.
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I'm a former memberof the middle class
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raised by two accountantsin a tiny apartmentin Bayside, Queens.
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The year I turned 26,
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as the head ofmy own brokerage firm,
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I made $49 million,
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which really pissed me offbecause it was three shyof a million a week.
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(UPBEAT BLUES MUSIC)
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No, no, no.My Ferrari was white,
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like Don Johnson'sin Miami Vice. Not red.
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See that humongousestate down there?
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That's my house.
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ROBIN LEACH: (OVER TV)
For millionaireswhose ships...
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JORDAN: My wife, Naomi,
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the Duchess of Bay Ridge,Brooklyn,
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a former modeland Miller Lite girl.
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Yeah.
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She was the one with my cockin her mouth in the Ferrari.
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So put your dickback in your pants.
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In addition to Naomiand my two perfect kids,
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I own a mansion,private jet,
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six cars, three horses,
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two vacation homes,
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and a 170-foot yacht.
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ROBIN LEACH: Anchors aweigh!
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JORDAN: I also gamblelike a degenerate.
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I drink like a fish.
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I fuck hookers maybefive, six times a week.
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I have three differentfederal agencieslooking to indict me.
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Oh, yeah, and I love drugs.
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(FAINT CLANGING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Okay.
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One more round.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, you like it?
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Yeah.
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Pull up. Pull up!
We're gonna crash,
for Christ sake!
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JORDAN: Relax!
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(SLURRING) Just relax.
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(GROANING)
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm all right.
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Good job.
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You get in there safe,
all right?
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Till the next time, brother.
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Till next time.
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Yup, on a daily basis
I consume enough drugs
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to sedate Manhattan,
Long Island and Queens
for a month.
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Okay, Mr. Jordan.
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I take Quaaludes
10 to 15 times a day
for my "back pain,"
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Adderall to stay focused,
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Xanax to take the edge off,
pot to mellow me out,
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cocaine to wake me
back up again
and morphine, well,
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because it's awesome.
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Good morning, Nathan.
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But of all the drugs
under God's blue heaven,
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there is one that is
my absolute favorite.
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You see,
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enough of this shit'll
make you invincible.
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Able to conquer the world,
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and eviscerate your enemies.
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(SNORTS)
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Ah!
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And I'm not
talking about this.
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I'm talking about this.
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See, money doesn't justbuy you a better life,
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better food, better cars,better pussy.
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It also makes youa better person.
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You can give generouslyto the church
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or political partyof your choice.
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You can save the fuckingspotted owl with money.
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I always wanted to be rich.So let me go back.
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I'm 22 years old,newly married,
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and alreadya money-crazed little shit.
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So what do I do?
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I go to the one place on Earth
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that befitmy high-minded ambitions.
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I love you.
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JERRY:
You are lower than pond scum.
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You got a problem
with that,
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Jordan?
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No. No problem at all.
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Good. Because that
is what you are.
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Pond scum.
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Your job is connector,
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which means that you'll
be dialing the phone
over 500 times a day
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trying to connect me
with wealthy business owners.
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And until you pass
your Series 7,
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that is all you're gonna
fucking be doing. Sit.
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Sit!
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Now just so you know,
last year I made
over $300,000.
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The other guy
you'll be working for,
he made over a million.
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JORDAN:
A million dollars?
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I could only imaginewhat a douchebagthat guy must be.
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Jordan Belfort.
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Yes, sir.
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Mark Hanna.
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A pleasure to meet you.
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And you as well.
I see you've already
met the village asshole.
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Smile and dial.
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And don't pick up your
fucking head until 1:00.
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Hey, fuck him.
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I'm the senior broker here.
He's just a worthless piker.
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Why don't you
blow me, Hanna?
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Now did you really pitch
a stock in your job interview?
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I had to do something
to stand out. Right, sir?
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I fucking love that.
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Lunch. Today.
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Yeah.
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We don't start
dialing at 9:30
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because our clients
are already
answering the phone.
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Three. Two. One.
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Let's fuck!
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(BELL RINGS)
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JORDAN:
You want to know whatmoney sounds like?
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Go to a trading flooron Wall Street.
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"Fuck" this, "shit" that.
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"Cunt," "cock," "asshole."
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I couldn't believe how theseguys talked to each other.
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MAN 1: Good fucking package...
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MAN 2: Piece of shit!
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I was hooked in seconds.
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It was likemainlining adrenaline.
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Yeah. Fuckface, look at where
the stock's at today, huh?
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You motherfucker,
you can't get any at 44...
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Pick up the
cocksucking phone!
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Sorry...
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You are such
a fucking douchebag, Hanna.
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We don't give two shits
about how technology works
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because all we care about
is getting fucking rich.
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Solid, 2,000.
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Jordan Belfort.
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Done!
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Time to paint the tape. Whoo!
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2,000. Microsoft.
Going in the hole!
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Come on.
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Live. Live.
Hold on, that is hot.
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In. In.
Shut that motherfucker.
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Shut it! Shut it!
Shut it!
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Sold!
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(MARK HUMMING)
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Yeah.
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(CONTINUES HUMMING)
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Tootski?
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Oh, no. Thank you, though.
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Mr. Hanna,
what can I bring for you
on this glorious afternoon?
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Well, Hector,
here's the game plan.
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You're gonna bring us
two Absolut martinis.
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You know how I like them.
Straight up.
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And then precisely seven and
one half minutes after that,
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you're gonna
bring us two more.
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Then two more after that
every five minutes
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until one of us
passes the fuck out.
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(CHUCKLES)
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HECTOR:
Excellent strategy, sir.
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I'm good with water for now.
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Thank you.
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It's his first day on
Wall Street. Give him time.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Hanna?
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You're able to do drugs
during the day
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and then still function,
still do your job?
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How the fuck else
would you do this job?
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Cocaine and hookers,
my friend.
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Right. (CHUCKLES)
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Well, I got to say,
I'm incredibly excited
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to be a part of your firm.
I mean...
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The clients you have
are absolutely...
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Fuck the clients.
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Your only responsibility
is to put meat on the table.
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You got a girlfriend?
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I'm married.
I have a wife.
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Her name is Teresa.
She cuts hair.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Think about Teresa.
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Name of the game.
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Move the money
from your client's pocket
into your pocket.
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Right.
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But if you make your clients
money at the same time,
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it's advantageous
to everyone. Correct?
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No.
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Number one rule
of Wall Street.
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Nobody...
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I don't care if you're
Warren Buffett or if
you're Jimmy Buffett.
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Nobody knows if a
stock is gonna go up,
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down, sideways,
or in fucking circles.
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Least of all
stockbrokers, right?
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Mmm-hmm.
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It's all a fugazi.
You know what a fugazi is?
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Uh. Fugayzi. It's a fake.
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Fugayzi, fugazi,
it's a whazy,
it's a woozy, it's...
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(WHISTLES) Fairy dust.
It doesn't exist.
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It's never landed.
It is no matter.
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It's not on
the elemental chart.
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It's not fucking real.
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Right?
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Right.
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Stay with me.
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Mmm-hmm.
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We don't create shit.
We don't build anything.
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No.
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So if you got a client
who bought stock at 8
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and it now sits at 16,
he's all fucking happy.
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He wants to cash in,
liquidate,
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take his fucking money
and run home.
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You don't let him do that.
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Okay.
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'Cause that would
make it real.
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Right.
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No. What do you do?
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You get another
brilliant idea.
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A special idea.
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Another "situation."
Another stock
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to reinvest his earnings
and then some.
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And he will,
every single time.
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'Cause they're
fucking addicted.
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And you just keep doing this,
again and again and again.
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Meanwhile, he thinks
he's getting shit rich,
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which he is, on paper.
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But you and me,
the brokers,
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we're taking home
cold hard cash
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via commission,
motherfucker.
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Right.
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That's incredible, sir.
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I can't tell you
how excited I am.
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You should be.
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There's two keys to success
in the broker business.
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First of all...
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(EXHALES)
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You gotta stay relaxed.
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Yeah.
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Do you jerk off?
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Do I... Do I jerk off?
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00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:25,885
Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.
264
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,119
How many times a week?
265
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,056
Like, um, three or four.
266
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,357
Three or four times,
maybe five.
267
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,291
Gotta pump
those numbers up.
268
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,960
Those are rookie numbers
in this racket.
269
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:38,998
I myself, I jerk off
at least twice a day.
270
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,800
Wow.
271
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,800
Once in the morning
272
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,968
right after I work out,
then once right after lunch.
273
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,071
Really?
274
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,071
Mmm-hmm.
275
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,306
I want to.
That's not why I do it.
276
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,376
I do it 'cause
I fucking need to.
277
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,244
Think about it.
You're dealing with numbers.
278
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:55,114
All day long,
decimal points,
high frequencies.
279
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,248
Bang, bang, bang.
280
00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:57,383
(SQUEAKING)
281
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,385
Fucking digits.
282
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,021
All very acidic
above-the-shoulders
mustard shit.
283
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,389
All right?
284
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,389
Mmm-hmm.
285
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,723
It kind of wigs
some people out.
286
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,258
Mmm-hmm.
287
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,258
Right.
288
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,160
You got to feed the geese
to keep the blood flowing.
289
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,160
Mmm-hmm.
290
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,129
I keep the rhythm
below the belt.
291
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,430
Done.
292
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:12,998
This is not a tip,
this is a prescription.
293
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,233
Trust me.
294
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,233
Mmm-hmm.
295
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,036
If you don't, you will
fall out of balance,
296
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,038
split your differential
and tip the fuck over.
297
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,406
Or worse yet,
298
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,842
I've seen this happen,
implode.
299
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,343
No, I don't want
to implode, sir.
300
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,744
No. No, you don't.
301
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,046
I'm in it for the
long run, you know?
302
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,514
Implosions are ugly.
303
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,514
Yeah.
304
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,950
Pop off to the bathroom,
work one out any time you can.
305
00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:32,318
When you get
really good at it,
306
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:35,754
you'll fucking be stroking it
and you'll be thinking
about money.
307
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:40,226
Second key to success
in this racket
308
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,760
is this little baby
right here.
309
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:42,995
It's called cocaine.
310
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,530
Right.
311
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,499
It'll keep you sharp
between the ears.
312
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,767
It'll also help your
fingers dial faster.
313
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,102
And guess what?
314
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,504
That's good for me.
315
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,205
Yes, sir.
316
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,808
Revolutions. You follow?
317
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,176
Revolutions.
318
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,178
Keep the clients
on the Ferris wheel.
319
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:02,982
And it goes.
The park is open 24/7, 365,
320
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:06,051
every decade,
every goddamn century.
321
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,153
That's it.
322
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,153
(JORDAN LAUGHING)
323
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,088
The name of the game.
324
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,057
Halkidiki?
325
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,159
Hmm.
326
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,159
Thank you.
327
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:15,528
(MARK HUMMING)
328
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,238
Come on.
329
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:29,241
(BOTH HUMMING)
330
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,112
We're the common
denominator.
331
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,217
Ah.
332
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,386
BOTH: Ah.
333
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,822
Keep it up for me.
334
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,558
♪ You've seen the echo
335
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,927
♪ And the money comes in
336
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,929
♪ The parade comes to town
337
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,564
♪ Going down Broadway
338
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,232
♪ It's a one-way street
339
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,366
♪ Whichever way I go ♪
340
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,602
(HUMMING CONTINUES)
341
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,638
JORDAN:
The next six months,
342
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:02,474
I got to know the insand outs of Wall Street.
343
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,945
Earning shit money as Igeared up to take my Series 7.
344
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,583
Oh!
345
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:12,952
Oh, fuckers.
346
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,288
Oh!
347
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:24,063
Then I wasa licensed broker at last,
348
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:26,332
ready to make my fortune.
349
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:30,569
My first day as a futureMaster of the Universe.
350
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,446
I have Exxon at
86 1/4 six months ago.
351
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,648
Today it is
trading at 36 1/2.
352
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,083
Mr...
353
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,489
JORDAN:
They called it Black Monday.
354
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,991
No shit.
355
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:56,128
By 4:00 p.m., the markethad dropped 508 points.
356
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,064
The biggest plummetsince the crash of '29.
357
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,332
MARK: I know your family,
you know mine.
358
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,402
No, I don't know. Some fucking
country in Europe took a shit.
359
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,037
Let them do what they
want to fucking do.
360
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,372
Our market's solid.
361
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,107
This is not something
that you want to sell.
362
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,908
You know what happened?
A fucking tsunami.
363
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,043
I think you're making
a big mistake.
364
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,411
Yes, I will talk to your wife.
365
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,346
Trust me,
do not answer the phone.
366
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,547
A lot of people are
gonna be calling you,
367
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:16,949
trying to get
your dirty laundry.
368
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,017
We don't know
what's going on here.
369
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,485
I know. I know.
370
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,053
(BELL RINGS)
371
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,562
MARK: Holy
372
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,466
fucking shit!
373
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,304
JORDAN: Unbelievable.
374
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,673
My first shitty dayas a broker.
375
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,342
Within a month,L.F. Rothschild,
376
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:48,247
an institution since 1899,closed its doors.
377
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,449
Wall Street hadswallowed me up
378
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,718
and shit meright back out again.
379
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,590
We could pawn
my engagement ring
if we needed to.
380
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,192
Babe...
381
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,192
Because I don't mind.
382
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,360
If we needed to,
I'm saying...
383
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,162
Will you listen to me?
384
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,162
Okay.
385
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,264
You're not pawning
anything. Okay?
386
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,632
Okay.
387
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,632
What do I always tell you?
388
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,200
You're gonna be
a millionaire.
389
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,469
That's right. Okay?
Just let me look.
390
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,137
We'll find something.
391
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,572
How about this?
392
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,572
What?
393
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,108
Nobody Beats the Wiz,
the electronics store.
394
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,543
Stock boy.
What do you think?
395
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,011
You're not gonna work
at that place.
396
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,012
Yeah, but, you know,
you start off...
397
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,080
Jordan, you're gonna be
miserable at that place
398
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,348
if you go there.
399
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,348
I know.
400
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:23,415
It's sales.
You work your way up,
401
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,616
you'll be a general manager.
402
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,352
You're not gonna
be a stock boy.
403
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,352
Why not?
404
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,454
'Cause you're
a stockbroker.
405
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,756
You understand that
nobody's hiring
stockbrokers right now?
406
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,257
You understand that?
407
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,559
Okay?
408
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,262
(JORDAN SIGHS)
409
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,531
TERESA: Ah. This place is.
410
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,234
What?
411
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,234
What's that say?
412
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:43,402
"Stockbrokers."
413
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,504
(LAUGHS)
414
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,140
In Long Island?
Stockbrokers in Long Island?
415
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,140
Yeah.
416
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,541
TERESA:
It's in Long Island. So what?
417
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:05,657
(TOILET FLUSHING)
418
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:11,563
Hey, uh, I'm looking
for Investor's Center.
419
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,800
What's that?
You want to invest?
420
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,602
No. Investor's Center.
421
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:17,770
I'm looking for
Investor's Center.
422
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:21,407
Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey.
This is it. This is it.
423
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:21,407
Oh.
424
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,242
I'm Dwayne. Yeah.
425
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,242
You're Dwayne?
426
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,177
Hi, Dwayne.
We spoke on the phone.
427
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,678
I'm Jordan Belfort.
428
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:29,214
I'm the broker from
Rothschild in New York.
429
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,183
Yes, yeah.
Have a seat. How are you?
430
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,584
We had a conversation...
431
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,719
We spoke on the
phone earlier, right?
432
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,154
Two hours ago.
433
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,154
Right.
434
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,488
Yeah.
435
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,757
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
436
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,392
They're up and comers.
That's what that means.
437
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,294
It's 3 cents a share,
that's $3!
438
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,595
You cheap fuck!
439
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,798
So, uh...
440
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:49,067
So where are your
Quotrons here?
441
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,803
Quotrons?
442
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,803
Yeah. Your computers.
443
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,371
No, no. We don't even
need computers here.
444
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,239
We just trade right off
the pink sheets here.
445
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,074
Pink sheets?
446
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,074
Yeah, they're penny stocks.
447
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,810
You know, uh, companies that
can't get listed on NASDAQ,
448
00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,111
they don't have
enough capital?
449
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,245
Their shares trade here.
450
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,247
Penny stocks?
451
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,247
Yeah.
452
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,817
This one, uh, Aerodyne,
is a really interesting...
453
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,485
Or Aerotyne...
454
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,320
Aerotyne, yeah.
455
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,855
Aero... Aerotyne...
456
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,390
Aerotyne. Yeah.
457
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,391
Very hot stock right now.
458
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,792
Oh, yeah?
459
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:14,660
They're just a couple of
brothers that are making
460
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,195
radar detectors
out of their garage.
461
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,496
They're out in Dubuque.
462
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,630
Maybe it's microwaves.
I'm not sure.
463
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:20,332
But you call the
company's main line,
464
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,234
their mom, Dorothy, answers
and she is so sweet.
465
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,236
Good company.
466
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,236
I actually don't know
what else to...
467
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,771
I don't know anything else
about them other than that.
468
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,105
(BOTH LAUGHING)
469
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,241
Six cents a share?
470
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,443
Hey, come on.
Who buys this crap?
471
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,778
Well, I mean...
472
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,213
Honestly, mostly schmucks.
473
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,114
Postmen,
there's always postmen.
474
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,283
Uh, plumbers. Um...
475
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,651
They see our ads
in the back of, uh,
476
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,420
Hustler and
Popular Mechanics.
477
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,223
Our ads actually say
they can get rich quick.
478
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,424
Hustler?
479
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,424
Yeah.
480
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,725
You know,
those girlie magazines.
481
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,293
Yeah, yeah.
Nudie mag.
482
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,495
A lot.
483
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,495
Yeah.
484
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,396
We're helping them
finance houses,
485
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,165
we're helping them buy
their wife a diamond ring...
486
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,533
A boat maybe.
487
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,269
Is this... Is this stuff
regulated or are you guys...
488
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,437
What are you doing here?
489
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,506
Uh...
490
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,474
Sort of.
491
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,575
Sort of?
492
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,846
Jesus Christ,
the spread on these is huge.
493
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,214
Yeah. And that's
the point, that's...
494
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,382
What's your name again?
495
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,850
Mine... Jordan Belfort.
496
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,886
Jordan, what do you get
on that blue chip stock?
497
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,889
I make one percent.
Or I did make one percent.
498
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,590
Pink sheets, it's 50.
499
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,761
It's 50%?
500
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,364
50% commission?
501
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,566
Yup.
502
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,566
For what?
503
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:28,934
It's our markup
for our services.
504
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,770
And so if I... If I...
505
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:36,675
If I sell a stock at $10,000,
my commission is 5,000 bucks?
506
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,744
If you sell $10,000
worth of this stock,
507
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,779
I will personally give you
a blowjob for free.
508
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,915
(LAUGHS)
509
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,449
And I hope it happens.
510
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,185
(BOTH LAUGHING)
511
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,787
JORDAN:
Hello, John, how areyou doing today?
512
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,390
You mailed in my company
a postcard a few weeks back
513
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,191
requesting information
on penny stocks
514
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,327
that had huge
upside potential
515
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,262
with very little
downside risk.
516
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,264
Does that ring a bell?
517
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,264
Yeah, I may havesent something.
518
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,301
Okay, great.
The reason for
the call today, John, is,
519
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,836
something just came
across my desk, John.
520
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,438
It is perhaps the best thing
521
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:07,739
I've seen in the
last six months.
522
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,608
If you have 60 seconds,
I'd like to share
523
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,909
the idea with you.
You got a minute?
524
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:11,944
Actually, I'm really very...
525
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:14,746
The name of the company,
Aerotyne International.
526
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:18,250
It is a cutting edge
high-tech firm
out of the Midwest
527
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,985
awaiting imminentpatent approval
528
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,754
on the next generation
of radar detectors
529
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:26,992
that have both huge
military and civilian
applications now.
530
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,794
Right now, John,
531
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,229
the stock trades
over-the-counter
at 10 cents a share.
532
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,599
And by the way, John,
our analysts indicate
533
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,801
it could go a heck of
a lot higher than that.
534
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,837
Your profit on a mere
$6,000 investment
535
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,974
would be upwards
of $60,000!
536
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,675
Jesus!That's my mortgage, man.
537
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,344
Exactly. You could
pay off your mortgage.
538
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,712
This stock willpay off my house?
539
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,580
John, one thing
I can promise you,
540
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,948
even in this market,
541
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,717
is that I never
ask my clients
542
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,785
to judge me on my winners.
543
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:57,389
I ask them to
judge me on my losers
because I have so few.
544
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,824
And in the case of Aerotyne,
545
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,727
based on every technical
factor out there, John,
546
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,997
we are looking at
a grand slam home run.
547
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,699
Okay, let's do it.I'll do 4 grand.
548
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,268
$4,000? That'd be
40,000 shares, John.
549
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:11,737
Let me lock in
that trade right now
550
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:12,704
and get back to you
with my secretary
551
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,906
with an exact confirmation.
Sound good, John?
552
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,341
Yeah, sounds good.
553
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,341
Great.
554
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:17,709
Hey, John.
555
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,811
Thank you for your
vote of confidence.
556
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,313
And welcome to the
Investor's Center.
557
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,381
Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
558
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,649
Bye-bye.
559
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,754
How'd you fucking do that?
560
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,921
(MAN LAUGHS)
561
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,725
JORDAN: Just like that,I made 2 grand.
562
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,361
The other guys looked at melike I'd just discovered fire.
563
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,431
Great! Even better!
564
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,500
I was selling garbageto garbage men
565
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,402
and making cashhand over fist.
566
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,537
The only problem
you're gonna have
is that you didn't buy more.
567
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,572
Boom shocka locka!
568
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,341
So I was selling them shit.
569
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,341
(EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)
570
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:53,311
But the way I looked at it,their money was better offin my pocket.
571
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:55,614
I knew how to spend it better.
572
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,016
DONNIE: Excuse me.Is that your car in the lot?
573
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,751
JORDAN: Yeah.
574
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,453
It's a nice ride.
575
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,453
Thanks, man.
576
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,654
Donnie Azoff.
577
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:03,755
Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort.
578
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,323
Nice to meet you.
579
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,323
How you doing?
580
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,025
You know, actually,
I see that car around.
581
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,794
I see it around a lot.
582
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,794
Oh, yeah, where?
583
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,662
I think we live
in the same building.
584
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:11,630
No shit?
585
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:11,630
Yeah, yeah.
586
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,665
Twelfth floor?
587
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,665
Yeah. What floor are you on?
588
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,033
Fourth floor.
589
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,835
I have two little kids.
Ugly wife.
590
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,835
Right.
591
00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:17,903
(LAUGHS)
592
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:19,771
What do you do, bro?
593
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,808
What do you mean,
what do I do?
594
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,076
For work, what do you do?
595
00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:25,410
I'm a stockbroker.
596
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,579
Stockbroker?
597
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,579
Yeah.
598
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,047
Children's furniture.
599
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:30,382
Oh, good for you.
600
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:31,850
It's all right.
601
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:32,984
You make a lot of money?
602
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,588
Yeah, I do
all right for myself.
603
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:37,689
I'm trying to put it together.
604
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,357
You got your
fucking nice car,
605
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:40,892
we live in the same
building. I just...
606
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,361
I'm not understanding...
How much money do you make?
607
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,599
I don't know.
$70,000 last month.
608
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,534
Get the fuck...
609
00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:51,103
Get the fuck out of here.
610
00:22:51,169 --> 00:22:52,604
No, I'm serious.
611
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:53,839
Yeah, no, I'm serious, too.
612
00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:56,007
Seriously, how much
money do you make?
613
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:58,510
I told you. $70,000.
614
00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,912
Well, technically, $72,000.
615
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,814
Last month.
Something like that.
616
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:05,917
You made 72 grand
in one month?
617
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:06,952
Yeah.
618
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:12,858
I'll tell you what.
619
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,094
You show me a pay stub
for $72,000 on it,
620
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:18,396
I quit my job right now
and I work for you.
621
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:26,872
DONNIE:
Hey, Paulie, what's up?
622
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,541
No, yeah, yeah.
No, everything's fine.
623
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:30,942
Hey, listen, I quit.
624
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,011
JORDAN:
And he did quit his job.
625
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,079
Which I thoughtwas a little weird.
626
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,014
I mean,I just met this fucking guy.
627
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,816
Don't fucking tell Susan.
It's none of her business.
628
00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,184
There were other thingsabout him, too.
629
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,586
Like his phosphorescentwhite teeth.
630
00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:42,888
...wife! I gotta fucking
deal with your wife?
631
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:44,890
The fact that he worehorn rims with clear lenses
632
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:46,925
just to look more WASP-y.
633
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:50,562
And then,there were these rumors.
634
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,798
I heard some stupid shit.
I don't know.
635
00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:55,133
Fuck, I didn't even want
to bring it up. It's just...
636
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,068
It's stupid.
637
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,068
Shit with me?
638
00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:59,471
You know, people say shit.
I don't even know.
639
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:02,440
I don't even listen to it
half the time.
640
00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:04,142
What are they saying?
641
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,978
Shit about you and your cousin
or something like that.
642
00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:08,480
I don't even listen to it.
643
00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:10,949
Oh, bro, it's not like that.
644
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:12,651
It's not like that.
645
00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:15,053
Like you married your cousin
or some stupid shit. No?
646
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:17,455
Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
647
00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,191
My wife is my cousin,
or whatever.
648
00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:21,893
But it's not like what you
think, or whatever, you know.
649
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,995
Is she like a first cousin,
or is she...
650
00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:25,163
Yeah, no, she's,
you know...
651
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,932
Her... Her father
652
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:30,802
is the brother
of my mom.
653
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:31,803
It's not like, what...
You know.
654
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,238
Look, we grew up together.
655
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,041
And she grew up hot, you know.
She fucking grew up hot.
656
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:37,876
And all my friends were
trying to fuck her, you know.
657
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:39,878
And I'm not gonna
let someone...
658
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,513
You know, one of these
assholes fuck my cousin,
659
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,615
so, you know, I used
the cousin thing
660
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,116
as like an in with her.
661
00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:47,652
I'm not gonna let someone
else fuck my cousin.
662
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:49,221
You know, if anyone's
gonna fuck my cousin,
663
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:51,156
it's gonna be me,
out of respect. You know?
664
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,457
No, I get it. Yeah.
665
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:54,860
I mean, you're not
afraid of like the whole
kid thing, right?
666
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:55,927
What? Having kids with her?
667
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:55,927
Yeah.
668
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,596
No. We have two kids.
669
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,964
And they're... I mean...
670
00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:01,633
I don't want to get
personal, but they're okay?
671
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,902
No, they're not retarded
or anything like that.
672
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:05,837
But there's a big chance,
right, if...
673
00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:08,240
Yeah, there's like
a 60%, you know,
674
00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:11,843
60 to 65% chance the kid's
gonna be fucking
retarded or whatever.
675
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,111
That'd scare
the shit out of me, buddy.
676
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,247
Look, man,
a lot of having a kid,
or whatever, takes risk,
677
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,048
whether you're fucking
cousins or not.
678
00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:20,085
What if something
like that happened?
679
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:21,753
Basically, you know,
if the kid was retarded,
680
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:25,156
I would, you know,
drive it up to the country
681
00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:26,925
and just, like, you know,
open the door and say,
682
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:28,960
"You're free now."
You know, like, "Run free."
683
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,262
You know?
684
00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,768
You're completely
fucking with me.
685
00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,003
(LAUGHS)
686
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,539
That's horrible.
You're not gonna...
687
00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:43,208
You look like you've... No.
688
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,143
We would take it to,
like, an institution
or somewhere
689
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,177
that's handled to, like,
you know,
690
00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,179
raise the kid or whatever.
691
00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:50,649
You know what? If you're
happy, God bless you, buddy.
692
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:51,816
No, I'm not fucking happy.
693
00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:53,919
No one who's married
is fucking happy.
694
00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:55,787
Well, I'm sorry
to hear that, buddy.
695
00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:57,989
Listen, I'm really,
you know...
696
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,258
I'm really appreciative
for this fucking job.
697
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:01,660
I'm really enjoying it.
698
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,161
I'm really happy
with what you're doing.
699
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,563
Actually,
I got you a little present.
700
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:06,831
You got me a present?
701
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:06,831
I got you something.
702
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,233
Oh, fuck. You're sweet.
703
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,235
Yeah.
It's in the back though.
704
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,671
What do you mean?
705
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,671
You gotta go out back.
706
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,606
Like it's wrapped up
or something?
707
00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:15,974
It's wrapped up. Yeah.
708
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,175
I don't get it.
709
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,175
Neither do I.
710
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,710
Let's fucking go. Come on.
711
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:20,946
Your turn.
712
00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:22,013
I'm not fucking doing this.
713
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,181
You're out of your
fucking mind.
714
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,183
Smoke this shit, bro.
715
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,183
No.
716
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,252
No one's fucking here, bro.
717
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,853
Get the fuck...
718
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,255
Fucking smoke crack
with me, bro.
719
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,323
I'm not fucking doing it.
720
00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:34,259
Smoke crack. Smoke some
fucking crack with me, bro.
721
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,995
One hit. One hit. That's it.
722
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,995
Okay.
723
00:26:37,062 --> 00:26:38,697
Fucking nut job.
724
00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,144
(MOANS)
725
00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:02,620
Wow!
726
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,222
(LAUGHING)
727
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:06,024
Wow.
728
00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:11,796
Let's go run, huh?
729
00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:13,999
We gotta get
out of here, buddy.
730
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:16,735
We gotta get out of here.
Let's go fucking run.
731
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:20,038
Let's run like we're fucking
lions and tigers and bears!
732
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,741
Let's run! Let's fucking run!
733
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:24,376
Let's fucking run! Go!
734
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:26,011
Go, go, go, go!
735
00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:27,345
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
736
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,647
MAN: You've reachedFrank's Best Auto Body.
737
00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:31,016
We're closed right now.
738
00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:33,318
So please leave us a message.
739
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:35,020
JORDAN: Hello.My name is Jordan Belfort.
740
00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:38,356
My partner and Iare very interestedin renting out your garage.
741
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:41,126
Donnie and I weregoing out on our own.
742
00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:43,328
And the first thingwe needed was brokers.
743
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,330
Guys with sales experience.
744
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,332
So I recruited someof my hometown boys.
745
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,401
Sea Otter, who sold meat
746
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:50,802
and weed.
747
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,904
Chester, who sold tires
748
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:54,305
and weed.
749
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:57,108
And Robbie, who sold anythinghe could get his hands on.
750
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,077
Mostly weed.
751
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,312
Can you bring me
some ketchup? Okay?
752
00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,347
This is Brad.
753
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,215
And Brad's the guyI really wanted.
754
00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:05,583
But he didn'tgo along with us.
755
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:08,353
He was already making so muchmoney selling Quaaludes,
756
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:11,222
he'd become the Quaalude kingof Bayside.
757
00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:12,157
Getting any pussy
with that thing or what?
758
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:13,258
Yeah, man, of course.
759
00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:15,193
Bring some of them chicks
around here sometime, huh?
760
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,761
Let 'em watch.
761
00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:19,097
Let 'em watch.
Know what I mean?
762
00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:23,068
Hey, Zip! You tell your
sister I was asking about her.
763
00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:26,237
Why don't you
bring me a pair of her panties
next time you come through.
764
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:28,940
Yeah, man. She said
she don't want to talk
to you anymore, man.
765
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:30,008
Get the fuck out of here.
766
00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:33,278
Hey, Ma,
we got chicken or what?
767
00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:36,147
Ma!
768
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,083
JORDAN: You listening?
It's easier than you think.
769
00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:39,751
Every person you're
on the phone with,
770
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:42,153
they want to get rich
and they want to
get rich quickly.
771
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,488
They all want
something for nothing.
772
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,157
There was this one time
that I was selling pot
to this Amish dude.
773
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,425
You know those guys
who got like the beard
774
00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:50,228
with like no mustache
or some bullshit?
775
00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:53,264
Well, he says that he only
wants to make furniture.
776
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,366
I don't understand.
777
00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:56,434
CHESTER: What's that
got to do with anything?
778
00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:58,736
What the fuck
are you talking about?
779
00:28:58,803 --> 00:29:00,472
I'm not putting words
in your mouth or nothing,
780
00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:03,775
but you just said that
everybody wants to get rich.
781
00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:06,811
Holy fuck,
you did just say that.
782
00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:08,413
What the fuck
are you talking about?
783
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,747
OTTER:
Yeah, like Buddhists.
784
00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:10,849
They don't give
a shit about money.
785
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,884
They're wrapped in sheets.
They're not buying shit.
786
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:14,519
I'm not talking about
Buddhists or Amish.
787
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,187
I'm talking about
normal people,
788
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,355
working-class,
everyday people.
789
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,357
Everyone wants to get rich.
Am I crazy?
790
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,925
There's no such thing
as an Amish Buddhist.
791
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:23,495
I'm pretty fucking sure.
792
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:23,495
There could be.
793
00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:25,230
Can we get some
ketchup, please?
794
00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:26,498
Do you guys
not want to make money?
795
00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:28,299
ALL:
I want to make some money.
796
00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:29,901
I want to make some
fucking money, okay.
797
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,302
I can sell anything.
798
00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:33,304
Shit, I can sell ludes
to a convent full of nuns,
799
00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:35,340
and get them so horny
they'd be fucking each other.
800
00:29:35,406 --> 00:29:37,242
That's the attitude.
You can sell anything?
801
00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,910
Sell me this
fucking pen right here.
802
00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:40,478
You can sell anything.
Sell that. Go ahead.
803
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:42,413
Sell me the pen.
804
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,782
Can I finish eating first?
I haven't eaten today.
805
00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:47,218
Brad, show them
how it's done. Boom.
806
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,820
Sell me that pen. Watch.
Go on.
807
00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,388
You want me to sell
this fucking pen?
808
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,891
That's my boy right there.
Can fucking sell anything.
809
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:53,858
Why don't you do me a favor.
810
00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:55,527
Write your name down
on that napkin for me.
811
00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:56,861
I don't have a pen.
812
00:29:56,928 --> 00:29:58,997
Exactly.
Supply and demand, my friend.
813
00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,166
Holy shit.
814
00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,166
See what I'm saying?
He's creating urgency.
815
00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:03,034
Get them to want
to buy the stock.
816
00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:04,435
Convince them
it's something they need,
you know what I mean?
817
00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,970
And that's the thing.
818
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:07,805
All nuns are lesbians.
819
00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:09,407
What the fuck are you
talking about, Otter?
820
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,242
OTTER: Think about it.
They can't keep a dude
821
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:12,510
so they're gonna
start fucking chicks.
822
00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:14,579
Four fucking times, Kimmie!
Four times.
823
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,047
NICKY: He's not with us.
824
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,047
ROBBIE: Friggin' Rambo.
825
00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:17,582
Now she runs.
826
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,451
JORDAN:
But look. I knew these guysweren't like Harvard MBAs.
827
00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:22,353
Robbie Feinberg,the pinhead,
828
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,422
took five yearsto finish high school.
829
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,257
Alden Kupferberg,the Sea Otter,
830
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:27,592
didn't even graduate.
831
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,861
Chester Ming,the depraved Chinaman,
832
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:32,096
thought jujitsu was in Israel.
833
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:34,332
Smartest of the bunchwas Nicky Koskoff.
834
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,267
He actuallywent to law school.
835
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:40,405
I called him Rugratbecause of hispiece of shit hairpiece.
836
00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:43,508
Still, give them to meyoung, hungry and stupid
837
00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:46,411
and in no time,I'll make them rich.
838
00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:50,248
TERESA: Oh, my God.
839
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:51,849
Jordan, that...
840
00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,051
You like it, baby?
841
00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:55,320
Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
842
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:57,388
They're not the biggest
stones in the world,
843
00:30:57,455 --> 00:30:59,257
but I promise
they're really high quality.
844
00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:00,959
It's beautiful.
845
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,260
They're so beautiful.
846
00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:04,162
Oh, boy.
847
00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:05,463
What?
848
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:08,266
I know that look.
What is it? Go ahead.
849
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,501
I don't know, it's...
You know...
850
00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:13,338
These stocks...
These companies...
851
00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:15,039
They're like crappy companies.
852
00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:16,441
Well, yeah.
853
00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:16,441
Okay.
854
00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:18,643
Yeah, they're terrible.
855
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,245
Don't worry about it.
I told you,
856
00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:21,446
what I'm doing
is completely legal.
857
00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:22,580
Yeah, I know.
858
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:25,550
But they're not gonna make
anyone money though, right?
859
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:27,652
Well, sometimes they do,
sometimes they don't.
860
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,487
You know how it goes.
861
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,990
Wouldn't you feel better
if you sold that stuff
to rich people
862
00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,125
who can, like, afford
to lose all that money?
863
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,095
Of course.
864
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,231
But rich people
don't buy penny stocks.
865
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,200
They just don't.
866
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:43,635
Why not?
867
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:47,939
JORDAN:
Because they're too smart,
868
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,307
that's why not.
869
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:52,310
I mean, what personwith a college education
870
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:53,411
would trustthis bunch of jerk-offs?
871
00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:54,379
Hang up the phone.
Tell him you'll
call him back.
872
00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:55,680
I got 5 fucking grand
on the phone right now!
873
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,081
Hey!
874
00:31:57,148 --> 00:32:00,385
But what if they didn't soundlike a bunch of jerk-offs?
875
00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:03,588
What if I could teach themhow to sell to peoplewith money?
876
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,657
Real money.
877
00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:08,026
So I decidedto reinvent the company.
878
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,994
Gentlemen, welcome
879
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,364
to Stratton Oakmont.
880
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:15,066
You schnooks will
now be targeting
881
00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:18,269
the wealthiest
1% of Americans.
882
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,338
We're talking
about whales here.
883
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:22,407
Moby fucking Dicks.
884
00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:26,444
And with this script,
which is now your
new harpoon,
885
00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:28,646
I'm gonna teach
each and every one of you
886
00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:31,582
to be Captain fucking Ahab.
887
00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:33,151
Get it? Huh?
888
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,552
Captain who?
889
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,020
Captain Ahab.
From the fucking...
890
00:32:38,022 --> 00:32:39,724
The book, motherfucker.
From the book.
891
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,993
Turn your fucking brain on.
892
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,227
Fuck you.
893
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,227
Jesus fuck, Robbie.
894
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:46,497
JORDAN: Listen to me.
We're a new company
with a new name.
895
00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:49,701
A company that our clients
can believe in.
896
00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:52,970
A company that
our clients can trust.
897
00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:57,408
A firm whose roots
are so deeply
embedded into Wall Street
898
00:32:57,475 --> 00:33:00,712
that our very founders
sailed over on the Mayflower
899
00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:02,613
and chiseled the name
Stratton Oakmont
900
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,350
right into
Plymouth fucking Rock!
901
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:07,018
You got it?
902
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:07,018
(ALL CHUCKLING)
903
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:08,619
What we're gonna do is this.
904
00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:12,123
First we pitch 'em
Disney, AT&T, IBM,
905
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,092
blue chip stocks
exclusively.
906
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,494
Companies these people know.
907
00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:20,298
Once we've suckered them in,
we unload the dog shit.
908
00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:22,433
The pink sheets,
the penny stocks,
909
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,402
where we make the money.
910
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,738
50% commission, baby.
911
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,738
Ooh.
912
00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:29,607
Now the key to making money
in a situation like this
913
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:33,010
is to position yourself now
before the settlement.
914
00:33:33,077 --> 00:33:35,480
Because by the time
you read about it in
The Wall Street Journal,
915
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,415
it's already too late.
916
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,650
Then you wait.
917
00:33:39,717 --> 00:33:41,018
You wait.
918
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,488
And whoever
speaks first loses.
919
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,024
CLIENT: Sorry, uh...
920
00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:48,593
I appreciate the call.
921
00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:50,795
I really have to givethis some thought
922
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,630
and talk to my wife about it.
923
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,232
Can I call you back?
924
00:33:54,298 --> 00:33:55,600
They don't know, right?
They gotta think about it,
925
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:58,069
they gotta talk
to their fucking wives,
or the fucking Tooth Fairy.
926
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,171
Point is, it doesn't matter
what the fuck they say.
927
00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:03,541
The only real objection
that they have is that
they don't trust you guys.
928
00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:05,276
And why should they trust you?
I mean, look at you.
929
00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:07,078
You're a bunch of fucking
sleazy salesmen, right?
930
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:08,179
(ALL LAUGHING)
931
00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:10,047
So, what do you say?
932
00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:13,117
You mean to tell me
that if I put you in
at Union Carbide at 7
933
00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:14,685
and took you out at 32...
934
00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:17,288
Texas Instruments at 11
and took you out at 47...
935
00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:19,757
U.S. Steel at 16,
took you out at 41...
936
00:34:19,824 --> 00:34:21,592
You wouldn't be saying
to me right now, "Chester,
937
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:23,461
"pick me up a few thousand
shares of Disney
938
00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:25,630
"on the spot, right now.
Come on."
939
00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,064
Honestly, Kevin?
Honestly? Seriously?
940
00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,499
I don't know you.
941
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,768
You cold-called me.You're a total stranger.
942
00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:31,836
I am in complete
agreement with you.
943
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,671
You don't know me,
I don't know you.
944
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:34,839
Let me introduce
myself to you.
945
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,507
My name is Alden Kupferberg.
946
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,775
Robbie Feinberg.
947
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,775
Chester Ming.
948
00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,644
I'm Senior Vice President
at Stratton Oakmont...
949
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:41,345
...and I plan on being
one of the...
950
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,714
...top brokers
in my firm next year.
951
00:34:43,781 --> 00:34:45,616
And I'm not gonna get there
by being wrong, Stanley.
952
00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:47,618
I do wanna say thatyou sound like a...
953
00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:49,654
You sound likea pretty sincere guy.
954
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:50,655
(LAUGHING)
955
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:50,655
OTTER: It's not gonnamake you rich
956
00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:51,589
and it's not gonnamake you poor.
957
00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:54,525
But what this trade
will do is serve as...
958
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,694
...a benchmark for
future business, Kevin.
959
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:58,596
You feel comfortable
with me now, Scotty?
960
00:34:58,663 --> 00:35:00,131
And then you'll know for sure
961
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:02,266
that you finally found
a broker on Wall Street
962
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,701
that you can trust,
963
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:07,472
and who can consistently
make you money.
964
00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:08,806
Sound fair enough?
965
00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:11,142
(MOUTHING)
966
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:13,678
You know what... Yeah.
967
00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:15,513
I gotta say,I'm pretty impressed.
968
00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:18,683
What are you thinking?
969
00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:19,550
Kevin.
970
00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:22,520
You give me one shot here
971
00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:25,223
on a blue chip stock
like Kodak,
972
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,492
and believe me, Kevin,
973
00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:29,894
the only problem
you're gonna have
974
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:32,497
is that you didn't buy more.
975
00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:33,831
Sound fair enough?
976
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:36,601
Shit. My...
977
00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:40,638
Uh...
(CHUCKLES)
978
00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:42,206
My wife mightdivorce me, but...
979
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:43,574
Yeah, let's do it.
980
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,209
(ALL LAUGHING QUIETLY)
981
00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:46,511
Excellent choice, Kevin.
982
00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:48,513
How much do you
want to go for this time?
983
00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:50,448
Let's do 5... $5,000.
984
00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:51,716
Can we try 8,000, Kevin?
985
00:35:51,782 --> 00:35:53,518
All right. Let's do 10.
986
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:54,485
Ten.
987
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:54,485
You want to do that?
988
00:35:54,552 --> 00:35:55,753
Excellent choice!
989
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,255
Kevin, let me lock in
that trade right now
990
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,556
and get back to you
in a few minutes
991
00:35:58,623 --> 00:35:59,824
with an exact
confirmation, Kevin.
992
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:02,693
And welcome to
Stratton Oakmont.
993
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,829
Thanks, man.I'm gonna have a beer.
994
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,163
This is fun.
995
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:07,532
Take it easy, Kev.
996
00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:09,233
Hey, thanks, Jordan.Thanks a...
997
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,270
Fuck that motherfucker!
998
00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:13,671
That's what
I'm talking about!
999
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:18,809
What a fucking idiot.
1000
00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:22,647
The one thing I know about
in this world is airlines.
1001
00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:25,716
And Cuchon Airlines
is the future of airlines.
1002
00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:27,184
Get in now or...
1003
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,686
I'm Nicky Koskoff...
1004
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,686
Chester Ming...
1005
00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:29,954
BOTH: ...and I'm
a Senior Vice President
1006
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,956
with Stratton Oakmont.
1007
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:35,860
Judy, I am so,
so, so sorry for your loss.
1008
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,261
When did he pass?
1009
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:38,229
Just say I'm wrong, right.
1010
00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:39,397
And the stock goes down
a couple points...
1011
00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:40,331
...and it makes you,
in the words
of my grandfather,
1012
00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:43,734
God rest his soul,
"A shit ton of money."
1013
00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:44,802
It's like getting in on
fucking sunlight
1014
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,704
before there was fucking
sunlight. You understand?
1015
00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,472
MAN: Can we do 8,000 shares?
1016
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,807
MAN 2: Okay, 25,000.
1017
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,344
That's a very
intelligent decision.
1018
00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:54,645
I'm gonna transfer you
to my sales associate.
1019
00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:57,648
Rhonda!
1020
00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:58,816
Rhonda!
1021
00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:58,816
...put you through to Andrea.
1022
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,585
Has anybody fucking
seen Rhonda?
1023
00:37:02,019 --> 00:37:03,921
(BELL RINGING)
1024
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,392
Everybody have a good week?
1025
00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:09,527
ALL: Yeah!
1026
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:11,896
The end of the month.
1027
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:15,700
$28.7 millionin gross commissions,
1028
00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:18,502
all frompink sheet stock, boys!
1029
00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:23,474
And to celebrate with ourweekly act of debauchery,
1030
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,309
I have offered our lovelysales assistant,
1031
00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:27,311
Danielle Harrison, here,
1032
00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:30,915
$10,000 to shaveher fucking head!
1033
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:31,983
(ALL CHEERING)
1034
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:31,983
Yeah!
1035
00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:33,250
(LAUGHING)
1036
00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:35,753
NICKY: Yeah, you want this?
1037
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:36,921
You want this?
1038
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:39,490
Let's scalp her!Scalp her!
1039
00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,759
NICKY:
Let the scalping begin!
1040
00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:44,662
(ALL CONTINUE CHANTING)
1041
00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:46,797
ALL: Scalp! Scalp! Scalp!
1042
00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:51,002
JORDAN:
FYI, boys, Daniellehas promised
1043
00:37:51,068 --> 00:37:54,038
to use this $10,000for breast implants!
1044
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,673
She's already got C cups,
1045
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,842
but now she wantsfucking double D's!
1046
00:37:57,908 --> 00:38:00,044
Is this a great fuckingcompany or what?
1047
00:38:02,913 --> 00:38:05,583
Is this the greatest companyin the world?
1048
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,287
Donnie!
1049
00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:13,524
Blow the roofoff this motherfucker!
1050
00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:18,763
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
1051
00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:43,721
Champagne?
1052
00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:43,721
Whoo!
1053
00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,960
Send in the stripees!
1054
00:38:50,394 --> 00:38:52,029
(ALL CHEERING)
1055
00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:25,563
Mine!
1056
00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:31,902
(YELLING)
1057
00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:44,515
JORDAN:
Word about us spreadthroughout Wall Street.
1058
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,083
Even the placesI didn't want it to.
1059
00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:58,562
It wasn't long before
Forbes magazine,
1060
00:39:58,629 --> 00:40:01,632
the flagship of Wall Street,called to do a profile on me.
1061
00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:04,635
Let me ask you,
how do you see the future
for Stratton Oakmont?
1062
00:40:04,702 --> 00:40:05,870
One word?
1063
00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:10,074
(EXHALES) Diversification.
1064
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:11,776
Sounds good. Thank you so
much. I have more than enough.
1065
00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:12,943
I appreciate your time.
1066
00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:12,943
Fantastic.
1067
00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:14,145
Can we get a quick picture?
1068
00:40:14,211 --> 00:40:15,112
(CAMERA CLICKS)
1069
00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:18,749
JORDAN:
A total fucking hatchet job.
1070
00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:21,051
This conniving little twat!Look at this!
1071
00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:23,721
"The Wolf of Wall Street"
they call me. Look.
1072
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:24,889
Your hair looks good.
1073
00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:26,457
Well, my hair looks good.
1074
00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:26,457
Yeah.
1075
00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:27,892
"Jordan Belfort,
1076
00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:30,694
"sounding like a kind of
twisted Robin Hood
1077
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,430
"who takes from the rich
and gives to himself
1078
00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,065
"and his merry little
band of brokers."
1079
00:40:35,132 --> 00:40:36,967
Read that. Read it.
1080
00:40:35,132 --> 00:40:36,967
Listen.
1081
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:40,671
There is no such thing
as bad publicity, sweetheart.
1082
00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:42,139
Read the article, babe.
1083
00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:44,842
Jordan, you look great!
You're in a huge magazine.
1084
00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:46,010
Big fucking deal
I look great.
1085
00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:47,611
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1086
00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:48,879
MAN: Mr. Belfort! Can you
look at my resume, please?
1087
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,881
Excuse me, excuse me, sir!
1088
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:55,452
Calm the fuck down!
1089
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:56,887
What the hell's all this?
1090
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:59,623
It's the Forbes article.
They all want to
work for you now.
1091
00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:00,791
Hey! What did I say?
1092
00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,526
I'm just trying to be nice.
1093
00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:05,462
Hey, you want a job,
you talk to me!
1094
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:06,630
Mr. Belfort!
1095
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:06,630
Give me one minute.
1096
00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:10,601
JORDAN:
Forbes made me a superstar.
1097
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:16,106
Every day, dozens ofmoney-crazed kids beata path to my door.
1098
00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:19,109
If we hired 'em,they dropped straightout of college overnight
1099
00:41:19,176 --> 00:41:21,045
and spent whateverallowance they had
1100
00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:23,547
on a new suitfrom our Stratton tailor.
1101
00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:25,783
Are you fucking
serious right now?
1102
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:29,186
I mean, we were literallyputting clotheson these kids' backs.
1103
00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:32,723
And here comes this jerk-offsniffing around.
1104
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:35,659
But, you know, every timesomeone rises upin this world,
1105
00:41:35,726 --> 00:41:38,929
there's alwaysgonna be some assholetrying to drag him down.
1106
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:42,666
Within months,we doubled in size,
1107
00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:44,068
moved to even bigger offices.
1108
00:41:44,735 --> 00:41:46,270
(GRUNTING)
1109
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,805
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1110
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,544
It was a madhouse.
1111
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:55,112
A greed-fest,
1112
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:58,949
with equal parts cocaine,testosterone,and body fluids.
1113
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:01,151
(SCREAMING) Yes!
1114
00:42:01,218 --> 00:42:04,989
It got so bad,I had to declare the officea fuck-free zone
1115
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:06,991
between the hours of9:00 and 7:00.
1116
00:42:07,057 --> 00:42:09,727
But I'm telling you,even that didn't help.
1117
00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:12,863
Actually, the madness startedon our very first day,
1118
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:14,231
when one of our brokers,Ben Jenner,
1119
00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:16,634
christened the elevatorby getting a blowjob
1120
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,235
from a sales assistant.
1121
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:20,204
Her name was Pam,and to her credit,
1122
00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:22,573
she did have thisamazing technique,
1123
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,242
with this wild twistand jerk motion.
1124
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:26,844
About a month later,
1125
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:28,646
Donnie and I decidedto double-team her
1126
00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:30,214
on a Saturday afternoon
1127
00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:33,017
while our wiveswere out shoppingfor Christmas dresses.
1128
00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:34,618
Eventually, Ben married her,
1129
00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:36,954
which was pretty amazingconsidering she blew
1130
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:39,690
every single guyin the office.
1131
00:42:39,757 --> 00:42:43,027
Then he got depressedand killed himselfthree years later.
1132
00:42:43,093 --> 00:42:47,197
Anyway, I hired my dad, Max,to maintain orderas the Enforcer.
1133
00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:49,099
Stratton's very own Gestapo.
1134
00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:54,038
We called him Mad Maxbecause of hishair-trigger temper,
1135
00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:55,306
which could beset off by something
1136
00:42:55,372 --> 00:42:57,308
as innocuousas a ringing telephone.
1137
00:42:57,374 --> 00:42:58,943
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
1138
00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:01,845
Who the fuck
has the goddamn gall
1139
00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:04,315
to call this house
on a Tuesday night?
1140
00:43:04,381 --> 00:43:06,817
God damn it!
1141
00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:07,785
You're gonna miss it!
1142
00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:09,853
Ooh, please, tell me
something I don't know.
1143
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,690
I wait all week
for the fucking Equalizer
1144
00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:15,059
and they have to fucking...
Hello.
1145
00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:16,860
JORDAN:
But as soon as hepicked up the phone...
1146
00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:18,262
Gene. How are you, Gene?
1147
00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:20,064
...he'd affectthis weird British accent.
1148
00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:21,899
Right-o, Gene,
that'd be great.
1149
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:23,867
Cheerio.
1150
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:24,768
It was absolutely bizarre.
1151
00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:26,603
The fucking halfwit!
1152
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:27,538
He'd hang up...
1153
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:27,538
You missed it!
1154
00:43:27,604 --> 00:43:29,340
...and then he's Mad Maxall over again.
1155
00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:31,241
Damn it!
1156
00:43:31,308 --> 00:43:33,377
All right, tell me what
happened. What happened?
1157
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,713
Well, he discovered it
was the mother's sister.
1158
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,214
Who's he? Who?
Tell me who...
1159
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,682
The main guy.
You know who the main...
1160
00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:40,050
The main guy...
1161
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:42,619
It was his mother's sister.
She showed up dead.
1162
00:43:42,686 --> 00:43:43,887
(LAUGHING)
1163
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:44,955
JORDAN:
Of course, Mad Maxdidn't have to know
1164
00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:47,191
everything we weredoing at Stratton.
1165
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:49,326
And then there's
a big target and we...
1166
00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:51,662
They get launched
at the target. They stick.
1167
00:43:51,729 --> 00:43:53,630
NICKY: There's a bullseye andthe bullseye's a dollar sign.
1168
00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:54,798
Whoever gets closerto the dollar sign...
1169
00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:56,000
...gets the most points.
1170
00:43:56,066 --> 00:43:58,135
I'm gonna throw the shit out
of this little fucking thing.
1171
00:43:58,202 --> 00:44:00,137
So if it gets hurt,
what happens?
1172
00:44:00,204 --> 00:44:01,205
'Cause we're gonna get
fucking nuts.
1173
00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:02,840
I don't think he's gonna
get hurt. They're like...
1174
00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:04,708
They got like
superhuman strength.
1175
00:44:04,775 --> 00:44:05,976
I think he's gonna be fine.
1176
00:44:06,043 --> 00:44:07,811
You can't look him
right in the eyes.
1177
00:44:07,878 --> 00:44:09,046
You can't look him
in the eye?
1178
00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:11,081
That's a fact.
I saw it on PBS.
1179
00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,950
They get confused
and their wires get crossed.
1180
00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:14,385
You gotta look
at their chin.
1181
00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:15,719
Like it looks like
I'm looking at you
1182
00:44:15,786 --> 00:44:17,154
but I'm looking
at your chin.
1183
00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:19,023
I feel like you're
addressing me right now,
but you're not, are you?
1184
00:44:19,089 --> 00:44:20,991
They're like the Mona Lisa.
They find eye contact,
1185
00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:22,726
like, wherever you are
standing in the room.
1186
00:44:22,793 --> 00:44:24,028
And they lock in.
1187
00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:26,730
JORDAN: No, but there is
a limit to what we can
do with them?
1188
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:27,865
We're allowed to throw
shit at 'em.
1189
00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:29,166
We're allowed to throw food?
Bananas.
1190
00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:30,868
Any food. Correct.
1191
00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:32,002
But, for example,
what I wouldn't do is
1192
00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:33,837
maybe like tell him
to pull his cock out
1193
00:44:33,904 --> 00:44:35,672
and like get some
of the girls to, you know,
1194
00:44:35,739 --> 00:44:36,807
fondle him
and shit like that.
1195
00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:37,908
That would be...
That's unacceptable?
1196
00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:38,976
Let's keep that
in our back pocket.
1197
00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:40,878
This guy is more about
throwing at the dartboard.
1198
00:44:40,944 --> 00:44:42,179
Correct. Yes, yes, yes.
1199
00:44:42,246 --> 00:44:43,414
The thing is,
this is their gift, okay.
1200
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,749
They're built to be thrown
like a lawn dart.
1201
00:44:45,816 --> 00:44:47,017
They're top heavy
like a lawn dart.
1202
00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:48,118
So they're built for accuracy.
1203
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:50,020
Oh, my God. Can we
bowl with this guy?
1204
00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:51,121
That's his fucking
brother, Rob.
1205
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:52,756
His brother's
the bowling ball.
1206
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,324
The brother, you put
a skateboard on him,
1207
00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:55,893
you strap him
to a skateboard,
1208
00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:57,361
you toss him down
an alley at some pins.
1209
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:59,096
No shit. That's interesting.
1210
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:59,096
Swear to fucking God.
1211
00:44:59,163 --> 00:45:01,165
Can we get that guy?
1212
00:44:59,163 --> 00:45:01,165
Yeah, we'll get that guy, too.
1213
00:45:01,231 --> 00:45:03,133
But it says here this guy
will show his cock. Yeah.
1214
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,468
Instead of growing up. Yeah.
1215
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,468
He will?
1216
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,869
They are very ornery
by the way,
1217
00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:08,439
so you gotta be very careful
with these little guys.
1218
00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:08,439
Safety first.
1219
00:45:08,505 --> 00:45:09,473
Safety is first, all right?
1220
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,742
I want somebody with
a fucking tranquilizer gun
1221
00:45:11,809 --> 00:45:13,277
ready to knock
this fucker out.
1222
00:45:13,343 --> 00:45:15,712
Do we want to get like a...
1223
00:45:13,343 --> 00:45:15,712
Mace. Taser guns.
1224
00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:16,814
A pellet gun maybe?
1225
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,015
No, a pellet gun
is gonna hurt him.
1226
00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,149
I just want him out.
Knocked out cold.
1227
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:22,086
But I say we stick
with the loophole.
Right? Okay?
1228
00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:24,088
If we don't
consider him a human,
1229
00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:26,123
we just consider it an act,
I think we're in the clear.
1230
00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:28,092
Like The Flying Wallendas.
1231
00:45:28,158 --> 00:45:29,093
You know,
a lot of those guys died
but they never sued anybody.
1232
00:45:29,159 --> 00:45:31,128
The important thing
you guys gotta keep in mind
1233
00:45:31,195 --> 00:45:33,097
is that these things gossip.
1234
00:45:33,163 --> 00:45:34,932
They get together
and they gossip.
1235
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:36,400
That's a good point.
1236
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:36,400
And the last thing
1237
00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:38,469
that we need is them
getting together and saying,
1238
00:45:38,535 --> 00:45:40,137
"Oh, they made fun of us."
1239
00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:42,005
Like, it's gonna make
Stratton look bad.
1240
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:44,174
That's why I love you.
You think of shit like that.
1241
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:47,211
When they come in, we treat it
just like one of us. Okay?
1242
00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:50,481
(CHANTING) One of us.
Gooble gobble, one of us.
1243
00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:52,182
We accept them,
one of us!
1244
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,951
Gooble gobble,
one of us.
1245
00:45:54,017 --> 00:45:55,319
We accept them,
one of us.
1246
00:45:55,385 --> 00:45:56,453
Gooble gobble, one of us!
1247
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,021
Jordan! Your dad's coming.
1248
00:45:58,088 --> 00:45:59,456
Something about the
American Express bill.
1249
00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:00,858
Can you get him out of here?
1250
00:46:00,924 --> 00:46:01,925
Yeah. Lick my twat.
1251
00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:04,027
No, I'm serious!
1252
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:05,829
Fuck. Guys, act like
we're working.
1253
00:46:05,896 --> 00:46:07,531
You got any
fucking stock forms?
1254
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:08,799
He's coming,
he's coming.
1255
00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:10,501
Make some shit up.
1256
00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:12,503
I think if we short Pfizer...
1257
00:46:12,569 --> 00:46:17,474
$430,000 in one
month, Jordy, huh?
1258
00:46:17,541 --> 00:46:22,546
Four hundred and fucking
30,000 fucking dollars
in one fucking month!
1259
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,982
Good morning. They're
business expenses. Relax.
1260
00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,283
MAX: Business expenses?
1261
00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,283
JORDAN: Yes.
1262
00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:27,784
Jordy, look what you got here.
1263
00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:27,784
What?
1264
00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:31,822
Look at this. $26,000
for one fucking dinner!
1265
00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:33,557
Okay. No, no.
This could be explained.
1266
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,260
Dad, we had clients.
The Pfizer clients.
1267
00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:38,028
Right. The porterhouse
from Argentina.
1268
00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:40,330
Expensive champagne and...
We had to buy champagne.
1269
00:46:40,397 --> 00:46:41,932
And you ordered
all the fucking sides.
1270
00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:43,967
Tell him about the sides.
1271
00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:43,967
I ordered sides, so...
1272
00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:47,871
Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?
1273
00:46:47,938 --> 00:46:50,040
What are these sides?
They cure cancer?
1274
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:51,909
The sides did cure cancer.
That's the problem.
1275
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,544
That's why
they were expensive.
1276
00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:55,279
Shut the fuck up.
1277
00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:55,279
I'm serious.
1278
00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:57,281
Stop.
1279
00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:57,281
And EJ Entertainment?
1280
00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:59,149
What the fuck is
EJ Entertainment?
1281
00:46:59,216 --> 00:47:00,284
(ALL LAUGHING)
1282
00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:02,186
Well, that's, uh...
1283
00:47:02,252 --> 00:47:03,187
DONNIE: Yeah, Jordy,
what's EJ Entertainment?
1284
00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:04,288
How do I describe this?
1285
00:47:04,354 --> 00:47:05,355
Jord, what is that?
1286
00:47:05,422 --> 00:47:07,824
It's a fucking
prostitution ring, Jordy!
1287
00:47:05,422 --> 00:47:07,824
I know.
1288
00:47:07,891 --> 00:47:09,993
That's what it is!
1289
00:47:07,891 --> 00:47:09,993
That is what it is.
1290
00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:12,062
Isn't that the perfect
description for it?
1291
00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:14,531
That is what it is.
But none of these
were charged to me.
1292
00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:16,166
This is all of them.
1293
00:47:16,233 --> 00:47:18,001
Oh, that was all us?
1294
00:47:16,233 --> 00:47:18,001
It wasn't me though.
1295
00:47:18,068 --> 00:47:20,003
Fucking explain
this shit to him!
1296
00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:22,539
These are all of your
fucking charges right here!
1297
00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:25,008
The IRS, they allow
for T&A. It's fine.
1298
00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:26,276
MAX: T&E!
1299
00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:27,444
T&E!
1300
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,579
Yeah. I said T&E.
1301
00:47:28,645 --> 00:47:29,947
No, no. You said T&A.
1302
00:47:28,645 --> 00:47:29,947
No, I didn't.
1303
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,281
Yeah, you did.
1304
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,417
When did I say that?
1305
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,417
You said T&A.
It's T&E.
1306
00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:34,918
I know you're upset
about the dinner,
1307
00:47:34,985 --> 00:47:39,356
and that makes sense because
we did spend too much money.
But I said T&E.
1308
00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:41,091
Don't tell me what you said.
I heard what you said.
1309
00:47:41,158 --> 00:47:42,259
Dad. He said T&A.
1310
00:47:41,158 --> 00:47:42,259
He did?
1311
00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:43,894
Absolutely, no question.
1312
00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:44,928
I'm trying to...
1313
00:47:44,995 --> 00:47:46,263
I'm getting this close!
1314
00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:47,464
Dad, relax.
1315
00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:47,464
I'm getting this close.
1316
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:50,100
That's what I'm saying.
I want you to open up more,
Max.
1317
00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:51,201
He's gonna fucking kill you.
1318
00:47:51,268 --> 00:47:52,903
Why do you hold it in?
Why do you...
1319
00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:54,438
Max, why do you hold it in?
1320
00:47:54,504 --> 00:47:56,273
That's it.
Get the fuck out of here!
1321
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:59,109
No, no, no!
1322
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:59,109
Asshole, get out of here.
1323
00:47:59,176 --> 00:48:00,611
What kind of hooker
takes credit cards?
1324
00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:01,845
A rich one.
1325
00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:04,548
JORDAN:
At Stratton, there werethree kinds of hookers.
1326
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,950
The Blue Chips, top ofthe line, model material.
1327
00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:08,318
They cost between$300 and $500
1328
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:09,886
and you had to wear a condom
1329
00:48:09,953 --> 00:48:11,388
unless you gave thema hefty tip,
1330
00:48:11,455 --> 00:48:13,423
which, of course,I always did.
1331
00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:17,060
Then came the NASDAQs,who were pretty, not great.
1332
00:48:17,127 --> 00:48:19,496
They cost between200 and 300 bucks.
1333
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:22,065
Finally, there were thePink Sheets. Skanks.
1334
00:48:22,132 --> 00:48:25,035
They cost about 100 or less.If you didn't wear a condom,
1335
00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:26,436
you'd have to geta penicillin shot
1336
00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:28,639
the next dayand pray your dickdidn't fall off.
1337
00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:30,974
Not that we didn'tfuck them, too.
1338
00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,243
Believe me, we did.
1339
00:48:33,310 --> 00:48:36,246
Ow! It's that slipped
disc thing again.
1340
00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:38,181
I know what it is.
You know, too much...
1341
00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,683
...with EJ Entertainment.
1342
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:40,984
Pops.
1343
00:48:41,051 --> 00:48:42,286
How are things at home?
1344
00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:44,354
Well, not the best.
1345
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,057
She just doesn't...
You know what I'm saying?
1346
00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:48,058
It's like the smell...
1347
00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:49,993
There's a smell,
there's an attraction thing.
1348
00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:52,396
After a while it kind of
fades away a little bit.
1349
00:48:52,462 --> 00:48:54,364
Yeah, well.
It's supposed to fade away.
1350
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,400
Supposed to?
1351
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,400
That's marriage. You know...
1352
00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:59,102
Your mother and I, we've been
married a long, long time.
1353
00:48:59,169 --> 00:49:00,337
What do you think?
We're, we're...
1354
00:49:00,404 --> 00:49:02,306
We're jumping into bed
every two minutes?
1355
00:49:02,372 --> 00:49:03,674
It doesn't work that way.
1356
00:49:02,372 --> 00:49:03,674
I love her to death.
1357
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:06,109
I want to stay
married, Dad, but...
1358
00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:07,377
It's crazy out there.
1359
00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:08,945
Some of these girls...
You should see them.
1360
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:10,080
Oh, my God!
1361
00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:11,982
They're fucking...
1362
00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:13,984
The things
they're doing now, Pops.
1363
00:49:14,051 --> 00:49:16,420
I mean... I mean, it's on
a whole other level.
1364
00:49:16,486 --> 00:49:18,088
Really?
1365
00:49:16,486 --> 00:49:18,088
And they're all shaved, too.
1366
00:49:18,155 --> 00:49:19,489
Get out of here!
1367
00:49:18,155 --> 00:49:19,489
All shaven.
1368
00:49:19,556 --> 00:49:21,091
Are you kidding me?
1369
00:49:19,556 --> 00:49:21,091
Yeah.
1370
00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:23,260
Bald as a china doll.
1371
00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:23,260
No bush?
1372
00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:25,529
No bush.
1373
00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:25,529
Oh, my God!
1374
00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:28,999
All of a sudden, one week,
nobody had anything
down there anymore.
1375
00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:30,267
It's a new world.
1376
00:49:30,334 --> 00:49:32,336
They're bald from
the eyebrows down.
1377
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:35,038
Wow.
1378
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:35,038
Nothing. Not a stitch.
It's like lasers.
1379
00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:36,673
Wow. A new world.
1380
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:39,576
I was born too... Too early.
1381
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,745
I've never been a fan
of the bush, to be honest.
1382
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:42,746
Really?
1383
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:42,746
Yeah.
1384
00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,114
I don't mind it.
1385
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:46,283
Dad.
1386
00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:48,385
I don't want you stressing out
about any of this.
1387
00:49:48,452 --> 00:49:49,619
How can I not get
stressed out?
1388
00:49:49,686 --> 00:49:51,088
Look at the knuckleheads
you got working for you.
1389
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:52,222
I know they're knuckleheads
1390
00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:54,691
but I need them to want
to live like me, you get it?
1391
00:49:54,758 --> 00:49:55,692
To live like me.
1392
00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:57,461
Jordy.
1393
00:49:57,527 --> 00:50:01,164
One of these days,
the chickens are gonna
come home to roost.
1394
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,335
You're looking at me
like I'm crazy.
1395
00:50:05,402 --> 00:50:08,739
(SCOFFS) Crazy?
This is obscene.
1396
00:50:08,805 --> 00:50:10,340
JORDAN:
It was obscene.
1397
00:50:10,407 --> 00:50:12,275
In the normal world.
1398
00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:15,379
But who the fuckwanted to live there?
1399
00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:18,148
JORDAN:
Go party yourfucking cocks off!
1400
00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:21,051
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
1401
00:50:21,118 --> 00:50:25,155
JORDAN: We are about to becomefucking legends
1402
00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:27,691
on Wall Street!
1403
00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:31,661
We got plans up herethat's gonna takethis company
1404
00:50:31,728 --> 00:50:35,031
into the fuckingstratosphere!
1405
00:50:35,098 --> 00:50:36,199
(ALL CHEERING)
1406
00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:39,436
Wolfie! Wolfie!
1407
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,542
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.
1408
00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:48,078
Why should they be taking
all our fucking money
all the fucking time?
1409
00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:49,346
This way we become
the underwriters.
1410
00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:50,781
It was our next big move.
1411
00:50:50,847 --> 00:50:54,651
Finding companiesto take public. IPOs.
1412
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:56,520
It was the only waythese Wall Street pricks
1413
00:50:56,586 --> 00:51:00,323
would ever stopthinking of us as someshitkicker bucket shop.
1414
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:01,691
We got
Arncliffe International.
1415
00:51:01,758 --> 00:51:03,460
JORDAN: See, we werea little different.
1416
00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:06,696
We liked to get asfucked up as possibleduring our business powwows
1417
00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:09,466
in order to stimulateour free-flowing ideas,
1418
00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:12,335
which is why we werepopping these ludeslike they were M&M's.
1419
00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:14,471
(SLURRING)
Steve Madden.
1420
00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:17,374
We own the
fucking companies...
1421
00:51:17,441 --> 00:51:19,242
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1422
00:51:17,441 --> 00:51:19,242
We own the companies...
1423
00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:21,344
Don't know what a lude is?I'll tell you.
1424
00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,079
Oh. Wait.Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1425
00:51:23,146 --> 00:51:28,084
Looks like those ludesare working their magicon Donnie right now.
1426
00:51:28,151 --> 00:51:30,587
(CLASSICAL MUSIC)
1427
00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:02,819
JORDAN:
The Quaalude,
1428
00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:05,789
or lude, as it iscommonly referred to,
1429
00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:08,592
was first synthesized in 1951
1430
00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:11,161
by an Indian doctor,that's dots, not feathers,
1431
00:52:11,228 --> 00:52:12,863
as a sedative,
1432
00:52:12,929 --> 00:52:17,334
and was prescribed tostressed-out housewiveswith sleep disorders.
1433
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,669
But pretty soonsomeone figured out
1434
00:52:19,736 --> 00:52:23,507
that if you resistedthe urge to sleepfor just 15 minutes,
1435
00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:26,443
you got a pretty kick-asshigh from it.
1436
00:52:26,510 --> 00:52:30,146
Didn't take longfor people to startabusing ludes, of course.
1437
00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:33,316
And in 1982,the U.S. governmentSchedule 1'd them.
1438
00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,685
Along with therest of the world.
1439
00:52:35,752 --> 00:52:38,855
Which meant there wasonly a finite amountof these things left.
1440
00:52:38,922 --> 00:52:42,192
No shit, you can'teven buy 'em anymore.
1441
00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:44,528
You people are allshit out of luck.
1442
00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:45,862
What are you saying?
What is it?
1443
00:52:45,929 --> 00:52:47,330
Steve Madden.
1444
00:52:47,397 --> 00:52:49,266
(ALL LAUGHING)
1445
00:52:47,397 --> 00:52:49,266
Steve Madden.
1446
00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,534
Steve.
1447
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,935
Steve.
1448
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:53,670
JORDAN:
You remember those ads?
1449
00:52:53,737 --> 00:52:55,939
Those giant-headed girlswith the bug eyes
1450
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,575
wearing thosebig clunky shoes?
1451
00:52:58,642 --> 00:52:59,943
My friend from school,
Steve Madden.
1452
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,344
His friend from school,
Steve Madden.
1453
00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:04,681
Steve Madden was the name inwomen's shoes at the moment.
1454
00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:08,285
And all of Wall Streetwas beggingto take his company public.
1455
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:09,619
Go ahead, go ahead,
what is it?
1456
00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:10,787
Except, guess whogrew up with him?
1457
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,656
Women's shoes.
1458
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,656
Women's shoes.
1459
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:15,659
My very own Vice President.
1460
00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:17,427
Women's shoes!
1461
00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:17,427
(ALL LAUGHING)
1462
00:53:17,494 --> 00:53:18,895
Diamond Donnie Azoff.
1463
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,798
Steve Madden.
1464
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,798
Steve.
1465
00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:23,233
Steve.
1466
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,568
Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB.
1467
00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:25,635
You gotta come check
this fucking chick out.
1468
00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,470
Look at this. Look.
1469
00:53:32,776 --> 00:53:35,645
NICKY: I would fuck that girl
if she was my sister.
1470
00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:38,748
I would let that girl
give me fucking AIDS.
1471
00:53:38,815 --> 00:53:40,283
ROBBIE: You want to see
the Wolf handle this?
1472
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,220
She's hot.
1473
00:53:44,654 --> 00:53:45,855
Cristy.
1474
00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:53,296
Jordan, this is
my friend Naomi.
1475
00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:55,699
Hi. Nice to meet you.
1476
00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:55,699
Naomi.
1477
00:53:55,765 --> 00:53:57,567
Naomi, nice to meet you.
1478
00:53:57,634 --> 00:53:59,603
You got an awesome place here.
1479
00:53:59,669 --> 00:54:01,571
I've don't think
I've ever been in a house
this big before.
1480
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:02,939
Oh, really?
1481
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:02,939
Yeah.
1482
00:54:03,006 --> 00:54:04,374
Beautiful beach out there.
1483
00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:05,375
Blair Hollingsworth.
1484
00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:07,978
Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you.
1485
00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:09,479
Your name's Blair, right?
1486
00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:09,479
Yeah.
1487
00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:11,381
You like to Jet Ski?
1488
00:54:11,448 --> 00:54:12,649
NAOMI: I've never
done it before.
1489
00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:13,516
JORDAN: You've never
Jet Ski'd in your life?
1490
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:14,584
No, I've never Jet Ski'd.
1491
00:54:14,651 --> 00:54:16,319
You've never been
on a Jet Ski?
1492
00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:17,554
How many times
are you gonna ask her?
1493
00:54:17,621 --> 00:54:19,456
She's never been
on a Jet Ski.
1494
00:54:19,522 --> 00:54:21,725
I don't know. Might ask her
a couple more times.
1495
00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:24,728
NAOMI: Okay. Sure.
(GIGGLING)
1496
00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:27,330
Hi. I'm Hildy.
Nice to meet you.
1497
00:54:27,397 --> 00:54:29,532
Hi.
1498
00:54:27,397 --> 00:54:29,532
Jordan, Teresa
needs your help.
1499
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:30,900
Yeah, I'll be out
in a couple of minutes.
1500
00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:32,302
Just tell her I'll be out
in a couple of minutes.
1501
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:33,670
Why don't you
tell your wife that?
1502
00:54:33,737 --> 00:54:35,038
I might do that,
but I'm having
1503
00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,006
a conversation right now.
1504
00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,006
What am I, your secretary?
1505
00:54:36,072 --> 00:54:38,475
You know what,
I think we should get going.
1506
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:39,776
Wait, wait.
Where you guys going?
1507
00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:41,378
We gotta go. We got
two other parties to go to.
1508
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:43,279
We can stay for a drink.
1509
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:43,279
Yeah, stay for a drink.
1510
00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:45,448
No. We got two other parties
we're supposed to get to.
1511
00:54:45,515 --> 00:54:46,449
NAOMI: But we can stay
for a drink...
1512
00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:47,717
She's
1513
00:54:48,385 --> 00:54:49,586
perfect.
1514
00:54:49,653 --> 00:54:51,388
You like champagne?
1515
00:54:49,653 --> 00:54:51,388
I do.
1516
00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:52,489
DONNIE: She's perfect.
1517
00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:53,757
Donnie, what the fuck
are you doing?
1518
00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:55,525
You piece of...
1519
00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:01,464
(ALL LAUGHING)
1520
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:06,069
You're gonna have to
excuse my friend. He gets...
1521
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,504
Get the fuck out!
1522
00:55:07,570 --> 00:55:08,872
Jordan, you gotta fuck her,
bro. She's so hot!
1523
00:55:09,539 --> 00:55:10,540
Yeah, Donnie!
1524
00:55:11,775 --> 00:55:13,710
NICKY: Let him
fucking finish, Hildy.
1525
00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:15,712
That's fucking rude.
1526
00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:17,313
Have some fucking manners.
1527
00:55:21,117 --> 00:55:23,553
JORDAN: So, Bay Ridge,
that's near Staten Island,
right?
1528
00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:25,889
Brooklyn,
across the Verrazano Bridge.
1529
00:55:25,955 --> 00:55:27,624
Saturday Night Fever
territory.
1530
00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:29,325
That's right. Guinea Gulch.
1531
00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:31,394
We call the Verrazano Bridge
the Guinea Gangplank.
1532
00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:32,562
Right.
1533
00:55:32,629 --> 00:55:34,397
So I presume you're Italian?
1534
00:55:34,464 --> 00:55:35,565
On my dad's side.
1535
00:55:35,632 --> 00:55:38,835
I'm also Dutch,
German, English.
1536
00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:40,670
I'm a mutt.
1537
00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:41,838
Yeah. You're a mutt.
1538
00:55:41,905 --> 00:55:44,674
Yeah, I still have family over
there though, in London.
1539
00:55:44,741 --> 00:55:47,343
My Aunt Emma.
She's the best.
1540
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:50,413
Very British, you know.
She's a classy lady.
1541
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,614
That explains it then.
1542
00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:53,016
Explains what?
1543
00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:55,618
It explains you. I mean,
you're a duchess, right?
1544
00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:57,754
The Duchess of Bay Ridge.
1545
00:56:00,790 --> 00:56:02,425
Excuse me.
1546
00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:04,060
Could I get a straw, please?
1547
00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:06,896
Thank you.
1548
00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:12,802
So I was, um,
a little surprised
1549
00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:14,971
you asked Cristy
for my number.
1550
00:56:16,439 --> 00:56:17,507
Why is that?
1551
00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:21,010
Aren't you married?
1552
00:56:22,645 --> 00:56:24,781
Well... Yeah, but what?
1553
00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:26,750
Married people
can't have friends?
1554
00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:30,587
We're gonna be friends?
1555
00:56:31,988 --> 00:56:34,758
Yeah. You don't want
to be my friend?
1556
00:56:38,928 --> 00:56:40,864
We're not gonna be friends.
1557
00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:52,108
NAOMI: And at night
I work on my designs.
1558
00:56:52,175 --> 00:56:54,811
I have an entire line
of lingerie.
1559
00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:57,547
You know, camisoles,
bustiers, panties.
1560
00:56:58,615 --> 00:57:00,984
JORDAN: She designswomen's panties, too?
1561
00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:02,752
Oh, my God!
1562
00:57:13,196 --> 00:57:15,732
Come on, Jordan,think of a way to getup to her apartment.
1563
00:57:21,037 --> 00:57:23,106
You wanna come up for
some tea or something?
1564
00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:26,676
Tea? Yeah.
1565
00:57:26,743 --> 00:57:28,511
Like hot tea?
1566
00:57:26,743 --> 00:57:28,511
Yeah.
1567
00:57:28,578 --> 00:57:29,946
Oh, yeah.
That sounds nice. Yeah.
1568
00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:32,448
Tea. Fuck, yeah,I wanted to come up for tea.
1569
00:57:32,515 --> 00:57:35,218
Like Darjeeling or rose hip,
something nice like that?
1570
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,486
NAOMI: Sure.
1571
00:57:36,553 --> 00:57:37,921
This is Rocky.
1572
00:57:37,987 --> 00:57:40,190
Oh, who's this?
Say hi, Rocky.
1573
00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:41,558
Hi, sweetheart.
1574
00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:41,558
(BARKS)
1575
00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:43,693
Okay.
1576
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,596
Why don't you light
a fire or something
and I'll be right out.
1577
00:57:46,663 --> 00:57:47,997
Yeah. Fire, here?
1578
00:57:46,663 --> 00:57:47,997
Sure.
1579
00:57:51,868 --> 00:57:53,036
I like your painting here.
It's, uh...
1580
00:57:59,976 --> 00:58:02,979
God, help me.How do I fuck this girl?
1581
00:58:04,714 --> 00:58:06,249
(CLATTERING)
1582
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:07,817
You all right?
1583
00:58:07,884 --> 00:58:10,220
Yeah, yeah. Just trying
to light the fire here.
1584
00:58:10,286 --> 00:58:11,788
(BEEPER RINGING)
1585
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,227
That's it.That's it, you're leaving.
1586
00:58:17,293 --> 00:58:19,195
Don't get involved.Go home to your wife.
1587
00:58:19,262 --> 00:58:21,064
(DOOR OPENING)
1588
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,007
As you can probably guess,
1589
00:58:31,074 --> 00:58:34,077
I fucked hergoddamn brains out...
1590
00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:35,278
JORDAN: (GRUNTING)
Jesus Lord!
1591
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:36,946
(NAOMI MOANING)
1592
00:58:38,314 --> 00:58:39,949
For 11 seconds.
1593
00:58:40,617 --> 00:58:41,751
(JORDAN GROANS)
1594
00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:52,595
NAOMI: Did you just come?
1595
00:58:52,662 --> 00:58:54,163
Oh, yeah, I just came.
1596
00:58:55,598 --> 00:58:56,866
Did you? Did you come?
1597
00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:58,534
No.
1598
00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:58,534
No?
1599
00:58:58,601 --> 00:58:59,969
Okay.
1600
00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:01,938
I'm still hard
so just give me a sec.
1601
00:59:03,006 --> 00:59:04,674
Sure.
1602
00:59:04,741 --> 00:59:06,276
Come on, baby, come on.
1603
00:59:06,342 --> 00:59:07,877
(BARKING)
1604
00:59:09,012 --> 00:59:11,080
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1605
00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:16,920
(ROCKY BARKING)
1606
00:59:16,986 --> 00:59:18,755
Oh, God!
1607
00:59:18,821 --> 00:59:20,690
NAOMI: Fuck off, Rocky!
Bad dog.
1608
00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:23,026
You have a biscuit
or something like that?
1609
00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:23,026
It's okay.
1610
00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:24,794
Just keep going.
1611
00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:24,794
Rocky, go play.
1612
00:59:24,861 --> 00:59:26,329
Go play, Rocky.
Go, go, go, go.
1613
00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:28,331
(ROCKY BARKING)
1614
00:59:29,098 --> 00:59:30,600
You're crazy.
1615
00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:31,734
JORDAN:
I couldn't get enough.
1616
00:59:31,801 --> 00:59:34,170
I mean, her pussywas like heroin to me.
1617
00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:37,006
And it wasn't justabout the sex, either.
1618
00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:39,075
Naomi and I got along.I mean, we...
1619
00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:41,010
We had similarinterests and shit.
1620
00:59:41,945 --> 00:59:43,046
(NAOMI GIGGLING)
1621
00:59:46,349 --> 00:59:48,184
Ooh. Choo-choo train.
1622
00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:49,152
Yeah.
1623
00:59:52,055 --> 00:59:53,222
(HOOTING)
1624
00:59:56,726 --> 01:00:00,630
I think I can. I think I can.
I think I can. I think I can.
1625
01:00:00,697 --> 01:00:01,931
(SNORTING)
1626
01:00:01,998 --> 01:00:03,199
(LAUGHS)
1627
01:00:06,235 --> 01:00:09,339
Yeah, yeah.
Let's toke it all
on there, huh?
1628
01:00:09,973 --> 01:00:11,307
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1629
01:00:11,374 --> 01:00:12,742
Oh, shit!
1630
01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:24,721
You!
1631
01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:26,856
Get out of
the fucking car!
1632
01:00:26,923 --> 01:00:28,057
(GRUNTING)
1633
01:00:26,923 --> 01:00:28,057
JORDAN: Jesus Christ.
1634
01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:30,693
Son of a bitch!
Oh, fuck!
1635
01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:34,330
Relax, sweetheart. Relax.
1636
01:00:34,397 --> 01:00:36,799
Son of a fucking bitch!
1637
01:00:34,397 --> 01:00:36,799
Okay, okay... Geez!
1638
01:00:36,866 --> 01:00:38,201
Okay, babe, stop!
1639
01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:41,104
Please.
1640
01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:41,104
(GRUNTS) Bitch!
1641
01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:42,739
What are you doing...
1642
01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:42,739
That whore from
the party?
1643
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:44,340
(GROANS) Jesus Christ!
1644
01:00:44,407 --> 01:00:45,675
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1645
01:00:45,742 --> 01:00:46,843
I thought you were
at the fucking beach!
1646
01:00:46,909 --> 01:00:48,411
I didn't know
you were here!
1647
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:50,079
That's where
you've fucking been?
1648
01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:51,848
With that fucking whore
from the party?
1649
01:00:51,914 --> 01:00:53,182
I thought you were
at the beach house.
1650
01:00:53,249 --> 01:00:54,817
How could you
do this to me?
(SOBBING)
1651
01:00:54,884 --> 01:00:57,687
Sweetie, come on...
1652
01:00:54,884 --> 01:00:57,687
Who the fuck
are you, Jordan?
1653
01:00:57,754 --> 01:01:00,757
You're like a completely
different fucking person!
1654
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:03,326
I made a mistake.
I don't know what
to tell you, babe. I...
1655
01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:05,795
I'm sorry.
1656
01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:08,131
I'm sorry.
1657
01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:08,131
Is that who...
Is that what you want?
1658
01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:10,700
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
1659
01:01:18,207 --> 01:01:19,742
Do you love her?
1660
01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:26,883
Answer me.
1661
01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:40,430
(SOBBING)
1662
01:01:48,504 --> 01:01:51,340
JORDAN: I felt horrible.
1663
01:01:51,407 --> 01:01:53,376
Three days later,I filed for a divorce
1664
01:01:53,443 --> 01:01:55,244
and moved Naomiinto the apartment.
1665
01:02:00,016 --> 01:02:01,150
Say what you will,
1666
01:02:01,217 --> 01:02:03,419
but the Duchessdid have style.
1667
01:02:03,486 --> 01:02:06,456
She brought in a decorator,feng shui'd the whole place.
1668
01:02:06,522 --> 01:02:08,791
She even hired a gay butler.
1669
01:02:08,858 --> 01:02:11,761
This guy was smart,sophisticated,professional.
1670
01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:13,429
Really, really great.
1671
01:02:13,496 --> 01:02:15,164
Is that jasmine?
1672
01:02:15,231 --> 01:02:17,900
Yes, sir. I tried to
stump you this evening.
Very good.
1673
01:02:17,967 --> 01:02:19,836
Very good.
Great nose.
1674
01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,437
JORDAN:
Except for that one time.
1675
01:02:21,504 --> 01:02:23,306
(DANCE MUSIC)
1676
01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:25,374
(GASPS)
1677
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:27,810
Oh, my God!
1678
01:02:29,445 --> 01:02:31,347
Oh, hey.
1679
01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:32,748
Is it Wednesday already?
1680
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:35,084
Uh...
1681
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:35,084
MAN: Oh, don't stop.
1682
01:02:35,151 --> 01:02:36,519
What the fuck!
1683
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,921
That is fucked up!
1684
01:02:38,988 --> 01:02:40,223
He must have thought
we were still
1685
01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:41,891
at the Hamptons
this weekend, you know.
1686
01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:43,226
Where were they
doing it, sweetheart?
In the bedroom?
1687
01:02:43,292 --> 01:02:46,095
They were everywhere.
There were two guys
over there on the table.
1688
01:02:46,162 --> 01:02:47,230
There were more
over here.
1689
01:02:47,296 --> 01:02:48,998
There were
four right here.
1690
01:02:47,296 --> 01:02:48,998
Ugh!
1691
01:02:49,065 --> 01:02:50,533
Are you fucking serious?
Right there?
1692
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,436
Why didn't you tell me?
1693
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,436
Oh, baby,
it gets worse.
1694
01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:55,071
(SNIFFLES)
1695
01:02:55,138 --> 01:02:57,540
After they left,
I checked the apartment.
1696
01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,142
Right. What?
1697
01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:01,144
What is it, babe?
What?
1698
01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:02,311
JORDAN: Where's my money?
1699
01:03:02,378 --> 01:03:03,212
I don't know
where your money...
1700
01:03:03,279 --> 01:03:05,481
Where is my fucking money?
Where is it?
1701
01:03:05,548 --> 01:03:07,517
I don't know
where your money is,
Mr. Belfort.
1702
01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:10,052
I didn't do anything.
1703
01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:10,052
If you don't get...
1704
01:03:10,119 --> 01:03:11,220
He's lying through
his fucking teeth.
1705
01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:12,488
Let's start
from the beginning.
1706
01:03:12,555 --> 01:03:13,990
Let's start
from the beginning,
all right?
1707
01:03:14,056 --> 01:03:15,825
You invited some
friends over, right?
1708
01:03:15,892 --> 01:03:17,393
One thing led to another.
Things got out of hand.
1709
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,162
We understand that, we do.
(CHUCKLES)
1710
01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:21,497
We do blow all the time.
We're fucking
degenerates ourselves.
1711
01:03:21,564 --> 01:03:22,865
Look at us, right?
1712
01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:24,333
But money was stolen
from my apartment.
1713
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,135
Right from
my sock drawer.
All right?
1714
01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:28,371
Like I said, I don't know
where your money is.
1715
01:03:28,437 --> 01:03:29,805
Just start from
the beginning.
Who came over?
1716
01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:30,940
It was just a normal day.
1717
01:03:31,007 --> 01:03:32,341
I knew you were coming home
the next day.
1718
01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:34,510
So everything would be fine.
It'd be cleaned up.
1719
01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:36,479
I got a little high
at breakfast.
1720
01:03:36,546 --> 01:03:38,381
So I got a little happy.
I had some eggs,
1721
01:03:38,447 --> 01:03:39,582
I had a little bit
of ice cream.
1722
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,384
And then I said,
"Who do I know
that likes ice cream?"
1723
01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:43,119
It's my friend, Rudy.
So I called Rudy.
1724
01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:45,188
Who's Rudy?
1725
01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:45,188
Yeah, who's Rudy?
1726
01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:50,326
You know who Rudy is.
Come on.
1727
01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:50,326
Me? I don't...
1728
01:03:50,393 --> 01:03:51,561
You know...
1729
01:03:50,393 --> 01:03:51,561
Who the fuck is Rudy?
1730
01:03:51,627 --> 01:03:52,895
I don't know
anyone named Rudy.
1731
01:03:52,962 --> 01:03:54,030
Last month.
The Lollipop Club.
1732
01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:55,398
You know who Rudy was.
Dancing...
1733
01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:57,233
You know who Rudy is?
1734
01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:57,233
(STAMMERING)
1735
01:03:58,601 --> 01:03:59,969
I don't fucking
know any...
1736
01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:01,237
What do you mean?
1737
01:04:01,304 --> 01:04:02,338
So he went
to The Lollipop Club?
1738
01:04:02,405 --> 01:04:04,073
NICHOLAS: Oh, he was
at The Lollipop Club for sure.
1739
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:05,508
On the stage,
grinding with everybody.
1740
01:04:05,575 --> 01:04:07,843
I got fucked up.
I like to dance.
1741
01:04:07,910 --> 01:04:09,178
I don't know.
Maybe I met him,
maybe I didn't.
1742
01:04:09,245 --> 01:04:11,280
I meet a lot
of fucking people.
1743
01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:12,882
What are you saying?
1744
01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:12,882
$50,000 was stolen
1745
01:04:12,949 --> 01:04:14,183
from my fucking
sock drawer!
1746
01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:15,585
All my girlfriend's
jewelry is gone.
1747
01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:17,987
Where the fuck is it?
1748
01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:17,987
...Rudy. What the fuck?
1749
01:04:18,054 --> 01:04:19,922
Did your
fucking little faggot friend
Rudy take my shit?
1750
01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:21,891
Did he? Answer me!
1751
01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:24,160
Okay. Now I get it.
Now I get why I'm...
1752
01:04:24,227 --> 01:04:25,461
This is a gay thing.
1753
01:04:24,227 --> 01:04:25,461
JORDAN: Oh!
1754
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,463
See, all of you...
1755
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,463
(CHUCKLING)
1756
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,397
You think this is
'cause you're a fag?
1757
01:04:29,398 --> 01:04:30,566
My cousin's
a fucking faggot.
1758
01:04:30,633 --> 01:04:33,402
And I go on vacation
with him and his boyfriend.
I love fags.
1759
01:04:33,469 --> 01:04:34,270
JORDAN: You were in charge,
right?
1760
01:04:34,337 --> 01:04:36,405
I will not be stolen from.
You get that?
1761
01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:38,474
I fucking like gay people.
I don't like you.
1762
01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:40,076
He should've hired
a fucking Mexican
1763
01:04:40,142 --> 01:04:41,177
like I have in
my fucking house.
1764
01:04:41,644 --> 01:04:43,045
(GROANING)
1765
01:04:43,112 --> 01:04:44,380
Shit! What the fuck...
1766
01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:50,186
TOBY: Talk, you fuck, talk!
1767
01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:51,387
CHESTER:
I'm gonna drop you,
you faggot!
1768
01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:53,022
TOBY: Where is it?
1769
01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:53,022
(NICHOLAS SCREAMING)
1770
01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:55,658
JORDAN: Chester and Toby,they went allyakuza on Nicholas.
1771
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,626
You know, they got crazy.
1772
01:04:56,692 --> 01:04:58,928
I don't know!
1773
01:04:58,995 --> 01:05:01,897
JORDAN: I had to call the copsjust to keep themfrom killing the poor guy.
1774
01:05:01,964 --> 01:05:03,432
I gave them each1,000 bucks
1775
01:05:03,499 --> 01:05:05,601
and told themwhat Nicholas had done.
1776
01:05:05,668 --> 01:05:07,403
Then they kicked his ass.
1777
01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:09,338
Thanks again, Officer.
1778
01:05:09,405 --> 01:05:12,074
It's not like I cared aboutthe 50 grand anyway.
1779
01:05:12,141 --> 01:05:13,576
I was making that muchalmost every day
1780
01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:16,145
through one ratholeor another.
1781
01:05:16,212 --> 01:05:18,981
Now a rathole is a friend,like Brad here,
1782
01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:21,617
who held stockin his name for me.
1783
01:05:21,684 --> 01:05:23,919
Who are you
supposed to be, huh?
Jack Nickle-Jew?
1784
01:05:23,986 --> 01:05:26,555
JORDAN: I'd drive the price upthen he'd sell
1785
01:05:26,622 --> 01:05:28,591
and kick most of the profitsback to...
1786
01:05:28,658 --> 01:05:30,326
You guessed it, me.
1787
01:05:33,462 --> 01:05:36,032
All cash.None of it's on the books.
1788
01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:38,167
A big no-no, of course,in the eyes of the law.
1789
01:05:39,235 --> 01:05:42,705
Enter our new securitiesattorney, Manny Riskin.
1790
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:46,175
700 bucks an hourto be the voice of doom.
1791
01:05:46,242 --> 01:05:47,977
Listen to me.
You piss up
the SEC's leg,
1792
01:05:48,044 --> 01:05:49,145
you end up
with your tits
in a ringer.
1793
01:05:49,211 --> 01:05:52,682
Do not worry about it.
I have the SEC
under control.
1794
01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:55,051
What the fuck
are these
imbeciles doing?
1795
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:56,485
Hey! Hey!
1796
01:05:56,552 --> 01:05:58,120
What are you doing? Hey!
1797
01:05:56,552 --> 01:05:58,120
(WHOOPING)
1798
01:05:58,187 --> 01:06:00,156
We got the SEC in here.
1799
01:06:00,222 --> 01:06:02,258
JORDAN: The Securitiesand Exchange Commission
1800
01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:04,727
sent two lawyers downto review our files.
1801
01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:06,729
So I set them upin our conference room
1802
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:07,697
and I had it bugged
1803
01:06:07,763 --> 01:06:10,399
and the air conditioningturned up so high
1804
01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:12,001
that it felt like Antarcticain there.
1805
01:06:12,068 --> 01:06:14,070
Is it always
this cold in here?
1806
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:15,071
I don't know.
1807
01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,105
JORDAN: Then,while they were looking
1808
01:06:16,172 --> 01:06:17,740
for a smoking gunin that room...
1809
01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:20,443
Arncliffe International
is on fire.
1810
01:06:20,509 --> 01:06:23,145
...I was gonna fire offa bazooka in here,
1811
01:06:23,212 --> 01:06:25,281
offering upour latest IPO.
1812
01:06:25,348 --> 01:06:28,284
An IPO is an initial
public offering.
1813
01:06:28,351 --> 01:06:31,721
It's the first time a stock
is offered for sale
to the general population.
1814
01:06:31,787 --> 01:06:33,656
Now, as the firm taking
the company public,
1815
01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:35,624
we set the initial
sales price
1816
01:06:35,691 --> 01:06:38,427
then sold those shares
right back
to our friends. The...
1817
01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:40,196
Look. (CHUCKLES)
1818
01:06:40,262 --> 01:06:42,164
I know you're not
following what
I'm saying anyway, right?
1819
01:06:42,231 --> 01:06:44,166
That's okay.
That doesn't matter.
1820
01:06:44,233 --> 01:06:46,102
The real question is this.
1821
01:06:46,168 --> 01:06:48,070
(WHISPERS)
"Was all this legal?"
1822
01:06:48,137 --> 01:06:50,306
Absolutely fucking not.
1823
01:06:50,373 --> 01:06:52,575
But we were making
more money than
we knew what to do with.
1824
01:06:57,313 --> 01:06:58,247
And what do you dowhen you're making
1825
01:06:58,314 --> 01:07:00,116
more moneythan you knowwhat to do with?
1826
01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:01,684
(MELLOW MUSIC)
1827
01:07:05,654 --> 01:07:07,390
Oh, my God!
1828
01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:09,091
Will you marry me?
1829
01:07:09,658 --> 01:07:11,193
Oh, my God.
1830
01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:13,062
Is that a yes?
(CHUCKLES)
1831
01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:15,030
Are you sure?
1832
01:07:15,097 --> 01:07:17,233
Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm sure.
1833
01:07:17,299 --> 01:07:18,467
Are you sure?
1834
01:07:17,299 --> 01:07:18,467
Yeah.
1835
01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:33,082
JORDAN: I held mybachelor party atthe Mirage in Las Vegas.
1836
01:07:33,149 --> 01:07:35,284
The flight there alonewas a bacchanal.
1837
01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:37,386
One last blowoutfor the gods
1838
01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:39,722
before I settled downfor good.
1839
01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:41,157
A hundred Strattonites,
1840
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:44,093
50 hookers,plus 50 more waitingonce we landed.
1841
01:07:44,827 --> 01:07:46,395
Oh, and the drugs.
1842
01:07:46,462 --> 01:07:49,532
I mean, I tell you,our plane was likea pharmacy with wings.
1843
01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:53,102
(BEEPING)
1844
01:07:53,169 --> 01:07:55,604
(ELECTRIC BLUES MUSIC)
1845
01:08:19,361 --> 01:08:22,498
All told, the weekendcost me 2 million bucks,
1846
01:08:23,899 --> 01:08:27,603
including the costof refurbishingthe entire 28th floor.
1847
01:08:29,238 --> 01:08:30,239
WOMAN: ...kiss the bride.
1848
01:08:30,306 --> 01:08:32,241
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
1849
01:08:32,308 --> 01:08:33,576
JORDAN: Ah!But the wedding
1850
01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:36,245
was somethingout of a fairy tale.
1851
01:08:36,312 --> 01:08:38,747
With Naomi,my Duchess,
1852
01:08:38,814 --> 01:08:40,549
me, her handsome Duke,
1853
01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:43,452
and The Bahamas Ocean Club,our castle.
1854
01:08:46,388 --> 01:08:48,457
(POP MUSIC)
1855
01:08:54,497 --> 01:08:57,399
Of course,after the bachelor party,me, the Duke,
1856
01:08:57,466 --> 01:09:00,236
neededa few penicillin shotsso he could
1857
01:09:00,302 --> 01:09:02,238
safely consummatethe marriage.
1858
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,545
Hey! Barry Kleinman,
filming the wedding.
1859
01:09:09,612 --> 01:09:11,146
A few words for your son?
1860
01:09:11,213 --> 01:09:13,682
Jordan. Remember
what I told you.
1861
01:09:13,749 --> 01:09:16,886
It involves your penis
and her vagina.
1862
01:09:16,952 --> 01:09:19,922
And you know, you know
what you can do, Jordy.
1863
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,857
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
1864
01:09:27,630 --> 01:09:28,898
(BLUES MUSIC)
1865
01:09:37,406 --> 01:09:38,741
Oh, my God!
1866
01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:40,175
Aunt Emma?
1867
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:46,715
I can't believe
you came!
1868
01:09:46,782 --> 01:09:49,752
Jordan! Jordan!
Look who came!
1869
01:09:50,719 --> 01:09:51,754
It's Aunt Emma.
1870
01:09:52,888 --> 01:09:53,889
Aunt Emma.
1871
01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:57,426
Oh, Jordan, dear,
how lovely.
1872
01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:57,426
Hey, how you doing?
1873
01:09:57,493 --> 01:10:00,296
It's a pleasure
to finally meet you
in person.
1874
01:10:00,362 --> 01:10:01,964
Into the donuts, I see.
1875
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:04,366
Oh, I... I...
1876
01:10:04,433 --> 01:10:05,434
Well...
1877
01:10:06,669 --> 01:10:08,804
I lived through
the '60s, my dear.
1878
01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,806
Enjoy the day.
1879
01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,641
She surprised me.
I didn't even know.
1880
01:10:23,752 --> 01:10:25,754
(LAUGHING)
1881
01:10:27,323 --> 01:10:28,891
JORDAN: Just one more step.
Are you ready?
1882
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,359
NAOMI:
Where are we going?
1883
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,359
Keep your eyes closed.
1884
01:10:30,426 --> 01:10:31,794
One, two, three!
1885
01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:35,764
What is this?
1886
01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:37,700
JORDAN: (CHUCKLING)
It's your wedding present.
1887
01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:37,700
What?
1888
01:10:37,766 --> 01:10:39,768
It's your wedding present,
sweetheart.
1889
01:10:40,369 --> 01:10:42,338
What?
1890
01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:44,340
Are you serious?
1891
01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:44,340
I'm serious.
1892
01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:46,275
A fucking yacht?
1893
01:10:46,342 --> 01:10:48,744
ROBIN LEACH: For millionaireswhose ships have come in,
1894
01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:51,614
pricey pleasure boatsare for the most fun afloat.
1895
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,817
It's no coincidence thatits 150 feet of green hull
1896
01:10:54,883 --> 01:10:56,852
is the color of cash.Anchors aweigh!
1897
01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:58,988
Oh, my God! Baby!
1898
01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:03,359
I think you like it?
1899
01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:03,359
You're crazy.
1900
01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,560
You like it?
1901
01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,560
Yes!
1902
01:11:10,499 --> 01:11:13,335
JORDAN: For three weeks,we sailed the Naomi
through the Caribbean,
1903
01:11:13,402 --> 01:11:15,404
eventually taking her hometo Long Island,
1904
01:11:15,471 --> 01:11:16,605
where we bought a house.
1905
01:11:16,672 --> 01:11:19,274
Seven acres on theGold Coast of Long Island.
1906
01:11:19,341 --> 01:11:21,844
The most expensivereal estate in the world.
1907
01:11:21,910 --> 01:11:24,580
With maids,cooks, landscapers,you name it.
1908
01:11:24,647 --> 01:11:26,949
We even had two guardswho worked in shifts.
1909
01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:28,350
Both named Rocco.
1910
01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:34,289
It was heaven on earth.
1911
01:11:37,359 --> 01:11:38,627
NAOMI: Wake up,
you piece of shit!
1912
01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:40,429
Ow!
1913
01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:40,429
Who's Venice?
1914
01:11:40,496 --> 01:11:41,864
Huh?
1915
01:11:40,496 --> 01:11:41,864
Who?
1916
01:11:41,930 --> 01:11:42,931
Who? Who?
1917
01:11:42,998 --> 01:11:44,700
"Who?" What are you,
a fucking owl?
1918
01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:46,001
Who is she?
1919
01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:46,001
(STUTTERING)
1920
01:11:46,068 --> 01:11:47,670
Some little hooker
you were fucking
last night?
1921
01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:49,471
What the fuck
are you
talking about? No.
1922
01:11:49,538 --> 01:11:51,373
No way, baby, no!
1923
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:53,776
You were calling
her name in your sleep!
1924
01:11:53,842 --> 01:11:56,745
Are you out of your
fucking mind? I don't...
1925
01:11:56,812 --> 01:11:58,681
I don't even know
who Venice is.
1926
01:11:58,747 --> 01:12:00,983
What the fuck
does that even mean?
Venice.
1927
01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:03,819
That's the stupidest shit
I've ever heard
in my fucking life!
1928
01:12:03,886 --> 01:12:05,554
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)
1929
01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:09,992
JORDAN: (SLURRING)
Venice...
1930
01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:11,960
Venice, baby,
where are you?
1931
01:12:12,861 --> 01:12:13,962
Venice!
1932
01:12:15,130 --> 01:12:16,665
Venice!
1933
01:12:16,732 --> 01:12:18,367
Where'd you go?
1934
01:12:18,434 --> 01:12:19,768
(GROANING)
1935
01:12:22,471 --> 01:12:25,007
Oh, baby.
Oh, you're gonna
play rough, huh?
1936
01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,076
Oh, Jesus Christ!
1937
01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,076
You like that?
1938
01:12:27,142 --> 01:12:29,511
(GROANING)
1939
01:12:29,578 --> 01:12:31,814
I like it. I like it. Ow.
1940
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:33,816
Wolfie, Wolfie,
Wolfie, Wolfie.
1941
01:12:33,882 --> 01:12:36,418
Wolfie?
1942
01:12:33,882 --> 01:12:36,418
Yeah, it's my safe word,
baby. It's my safe word.
1943
01:12:36,485 --> 01:12:37,920
I don't give a fuck
about your safe word!
1944
01:12:37,986 --> 01:12:39,888
(SCREAMS) Come on!
1945
01:12:37,986 --> 01:12:39,888
Shut the fuck up!
1946
01:12:39,955 --> 01:12:42,891
Ahh!
1947
01:12:39,955 --> 01:12:42,891
Shut up,
you little bitch!
1948
01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:44,893
You're a fucking
dirty little birdy!
1949
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:45,761
Owie!
1950
01:12:46,829 --> 01:12:48,464
That's right.
1951
01:12:48,530 --> 01:12:49,631
That's right!
I forgot.
1952
01:12:49,698 --> 01:12:50,999
(CHUCKLING)
I forgot, baby.
1953
01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:53,368
Donnie and I
were investing
1954
01:12:53,435 --> 01:12:55,604
in a condominium
complex in Venice.
1955
01:12:55,671 --> 01:12:56,805
That's why
all this confusion.
1956
01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:58,407
Oh, you're investing
in Italy?
1957
01:12:58,474 --> 01:13:00,008
Not Italy. California.
1958
01:13:00,075 --> 01:13:01,610
Oh, California?
1959
01:13:00,075 --> 01:13:01,610
Yeah.
1960
01:13:01,677 --> 01:13:02,811
You're a lying
piece of shit!
1961
01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:04,079
Duchess, baby,
come on.
1962
01:13:04,146 --> 01:13:05,948
Don't you fucking
"Duchess" me.
1963
01:13:06,014 --> 01:13:07,583
Don't you "Duchess" me!
1964
01:13:06,014 --> 01:13:07,583
(APOLOGIZING)
1965
01:13:07,649 --> 01:13:10,686
Do you really think
that I don't know
what you're up to?
1966
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:12,654
You're a father now,
Jordan.
1967
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:12,654
Yeah.
1968
01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:13,956
You're a father now.
1969
01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:13,956
I know...
1970
01:13:14,022 --> 01:13:15,724
And you're still acting
like an infant!
1971
01:13:15,791 --> 01:13:18,894
(SCREAMS)
God damn it!
1972
01:13:18,961 --> 01:13:21,864
Baby, you know,
you got
real anger issues.
1973
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:24,066
Who is the one
who flew in here
1974
01:13:24,133 --> 01:13:26,835
at 3:00 in the morning
on their stupid helicopter
1975
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:28,971
and woke up Skylar?
That was you!
1976
01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:31,673
Oh, Skylar!
Oh, fucking bullshit!
1977
01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:42,651
(ALARMS BLARING)
1978
01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:42,651
(BABY CRYING)
1979
01:13:42,718 --> 01:13:43,786
Does it evenmatter to you
1980
01:13:43,852 --> 01:13:46,822
that I just had
that driving range
1981
01:13:46,889 --> 01:13:49,992
sodded with
Bermuda grass,
Jordan,
1982
01:13:50,058 --> 01:13:51,894
and now you
fucking wrecked it!
1983
01:13:50,058 --> 01:13:51,894
Oh, my God... Bermuda grass.
1984
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,929
No, you didn't research
the whole thing
1985
01:13:53,996 --> 01:13:55,898
and deal with the fucking
golf course people!
1986
01:13:55,964 --> 01:13:57,032
Oh, my God,
1987
01:13:57,099 --> 01:13:59,968
you had to deal
with the golf course
people, too!
1988
01:14:00,035 --> 01:14:02,771
What a Greek tragedy, honey!
Oh, my God!
1989
01:14:02,838 --> 01:14:05,541
You probably had
to pay them in cash
with your hands!
1990
01:14:05,607 --> 01:14:07,042
What a fucking burden.
1991
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,877
And actually do some work
besides swiping
1992
01:14:08,944 --> 01:14:11,480
my fucking
credit card all day, huh?
1993
01:14:11,547 --> 01:14:14,082
Because I can't
keep track of
your professions, honey.
1994
01:14:14,149 --> 01:14:16,051
'Cause last month
you were
a wine connoisseur.
1995
01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:18,153
Now you're an aspiring
landscape architect!
1996
01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:19,721
Let me get
that right... No!
1997
01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:19,721
Fuck you!
1998
01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:22,024
Don't fucking
dare throw that
1999
01:14:22,090 --> 01:14:24,126
fucking water at me.
Don't you fucking dare.
2000
01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:27,029
All right, honey?
2001
01:14:27,095 --> 01:14:28,530
Now will you just...
2002
01:14:28,597 --> 01:14:30,465
We could talk this out,
all right?
2003
01:14:30,532 --> 01:14:32,734
We just use our words.
You know?
2004
01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:33,902
Communicate.
2005
01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:34,970
Okay?
2006
01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:37,172
Come on, sweetheart.
2007
01:14:37,239 --> 01:14:39,107
Talk to me.
Talk to me.
2008
01:14:39,174 --> 01:14:41,243
Stop flexing
your muscles, Jordan.
2009
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,045
You look like
a fucking imbecile.
2010
01:14:43,111 --> 01:14:43,912
Babe, come on.
2011
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:47,883
You should feel happy
you got a husband
2012
01:14:47,950 --> 01:14:49,985
who's in such great shape
like this, huh?
2013
01:14:50,886 --> 01:14:52,054
Come here.
2014
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,856
Come on,
give me a kiss.
2015
01:14:53,922 --> 01:14:54,823
You look so beautiful
right now.
2016
01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:56,024
Come on.
2017
01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:56,024
Kiss you?
2018
01:14:56,091 --> 01:14:57,259
You look so beautiful...
2019
01:14:56,091 --> 01:14:57,259
Kiss you?
2020
01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:58,961
Yeah, give me one...
2021
01:14:59,895 --> 01:15:01,263
Fuck you!
2022
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,966
Ah, yes,my morning ritual.
2023
01:15:04,032 --> 01:15:06,001
First I'd get upand fight with Naomi
2024
01:15:06,068 --> 01:15:08,103
about whatever it is I didthe night before.
2025
01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:10,606
Next was a steamso I could sweat out
2026
01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:12,241
the drugs stillin my system.
2027
01:15:12,307 --> 01:15:14,109
Then I'd assess the damage.
2028
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,044
Drown out my eyeballs.
2029
01:15:16,111 --> 01:15:18,780
Take my "back pills"to get the day started,
2030
01:15:18,847 --> 01:15:21,049
then seek to make upwith Naomi.
2031
01:15:21,116 --> 01:15:22,784
Good morning, Daddy.
2032
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:24,586
Where's my kiss?
2033
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,822
Whee!
2034
01:15:26,889 --> 01:15:28,190
Hey, sweetheart.
2035
01:15:30,592 --> 01:15:33,195
Does Daddy get
a kiss from both
of his little girls, huh?
2036
01:15:33,262 --> 01:15:34,830
Oh, no.
2037
01:15:34,897 --> 01:15:37,799
No, Daddy doesn't even
get to touch Mommy
2038
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:39,635
for a very, very,
2039
01:15:40,102 --> 01:15:42,137
very long time.
2040
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:44,773
Daddy's really sorry
about what he said
in the other room.
2041
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,074
He didn't mean
any of it.
2042
01:15:46,141 --> 01:15:48,210
Daddy shouldn't
waste his time.
2043
01:15:48,977 --> 01:15:50,545
And from now on,
2044
01:15:51,947 --> 01:15:54,283
it's gonna be
nothing but short,
2045
01:15:54,349 --> 01:15:56,551
short skirts
around the house.
2046
01:15:59,187 --> 01:16:01,657
And you know
something else, Daddy?
2047
01:16:03,091 --> 01:16:08,730
Mommy is just
so sick and tired
of wearing panties.
2048
01:16:10,732 --> 01:16:12,200
Yeah?
2049
01:16:10,732 --> 01:16:12,200
Yeah.
2050
01:16:14,870 --> 01:16:16,071
In fact,
2051
01:16:18,273 --> 01:16:21,043
she's decided
to throw them
2052
01:16:21,109 --> 01:16:24,112
all away.
2053
01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:27,349
(SIGHING)
2054
01:16:30,118 --> 01:16:32,754
So take
a good look, Daddy.
2055
01:16:32,821 --> 01:16:35,290
You're gonna be seeing
an awful lot
of this around the house.
2056
01:16:35,357 --> 01:16:37,125
Oh, baby...
2057
01:16:37,192 --> 01:16:39,061
Yeah, Mommy.
2058
01:16:39,127 --> 01:16:40,996
Yeah...
2059
01:16:39,127 --> 01:16:40,996
But no touching.
2060
01:16:41,663 --> 01:16:43,031
Oh, gosh.
2061
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:45,934
Ow.
2062
01:16:47,736 --> 01:16:49,271
What's wrong, Daddy?
2063
01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:50,872
Mmm, baby.
2064
01:16:52,975 --> 01:16:54,309
God!
2065
01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:55,777
(SOBBING)
2066
01:16:55,844 --> 01:16:57,279
Look at this shit.
2067
01:16:57,346 --> 01:17:00,882
Okay. Mommy likes to play
games with Daddy.
2068
01:17:02,851 --> 01:17:05,354
Mommy, have
you ever noticed
2069
01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:07,789
anything odd about Mr...
2070
01:17:07,856 --> 01:17:09,057
Mr. Fuzzy Bear
over there?
2071
01:17:11,426 --> 01:17:15,163
His eyes seem
to be a little bit odd,
don't they?
2072
01:17:15,230 --> 01:17:18,734
Yeah, there's something
a little bit different
about his eyes.
2073
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:22,004
(GASPS) Yes!
I think it's true.
Say "Hi," Mommy.
2074
01:17:22,070 --> 01:17:23,939
Say "Hi" to Rocco
and Rocco.
2075
01:17:24,006 --> 01:17:25,207
Say "Hi." Hi, fellas.
2076
01:17:24,006 --> 01:17:25,207
(CHUCKLES)
2077
01:17:25,273 --> 01:17:26,842
See that, huh?
2078
01:17:26,908 --> 01:17:28,677
Of all the fucking days,
2079
01:17:28,744 --> 01:17:30,979
she chooses todayto give me blue balls!
2080
01:17:31,046 --> 01:17:33,715
I mean, today wasthe biggest dayin Stratton's history,
2081
01:17:33,782 --> 01:17:35,417
and I neededto be thinking straight.
2082
01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:37,185
Hey, Jordan!
2083
01:17:37,252 --> 01:17:39,287
Welcome.
2084
01:17:37,252 --> 01:17:39,287
Steve here yet?
2085
01:17:39,354 --> 01:17:42,791
JORDAN: This was the daythat we launchedthe Steve Madden IPO.
2086
01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:44,726
DONNIE: Troops are all here,
everyone's all rallied,
excited.
2087
01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:46,395
JORDAN: Everything hadto run tight.
2088
01:17:46,461 --> 01:17:47,729
It had to be perfect.
2089
01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:49,164
What the fuck
is that kid doing?
2090
01:17:50,065 --> 01:17:52,067
What's he doing?
2091
01:17:52,134 --> 01:17:54,136
The biggest IPO
in this firm's history.
2092
01:17:54,202 --> 01:17:56,171
What the fuck
is he doing?
2093
01:17:57,406 --> 01:17:59,174
JANET: Is he...
Is he wearing a bow tie?
2094
01:17:59,474 --> 01:18:00,776
Hi.
2095
01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:03,011
How're you doing?
2096
01:18:03,078 --> 01:18:04,112
Good.
2097
01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:06,815
You cleaning
the fish bowl?
2098
01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:10,318
I just...
I had a minute and...
2099
01:18:10,385 --> 01:18:12,187
You had a minute.
2100
01:18:12,254 --> 01:18:14,423
And today you
needed to clean
the fish bowl? Today?
2101
01:18:14,489 --> 01:18:18,260
I had finished
my paperwork and I had
a couple of minutes.
2102
01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:20,095
Okay.
Nice to meet you.
2103
01:18:26,134 --> 01:18:27,169
On new issue day?
2104
01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:31,873
On cocksucking,
motherfucking
new issue day?
2105
01:18:31,940 --> 01:18:33,408
This is what you do?
2106
01:18:33,475 --> 01:18:36,845
Hey, everybody,
listen up!
2107
01:18:36,912 --> 01:18:39,147
This is what happens
when you fuck with your pets
on new issue day!
2108
01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:43,185
(ALL GROANING)
2109
01:18:53,028 --> 01:18:55,130
Take your little bow tie,
get your shit,
2110
01:18:55,197 --> 01:18:56,832
and get the fuck out
of my office!
You understand?
2111
01:18:56,898 --> 01:18:58,200
Get the fuck out!
2112
01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:02,003
(ALL JEERING)
2113
01:19:02,070 --> 01:19:03,805
Everybody on point!
2114
01:19:03,872 --> 01:19:06,374
We are here
to make money.
Everybody on point.
2115
01:19:09,277 --> 01:19:12,047
JORDAN: A real wolf pit,which is exactlyhow I liked it.
2116
01:19:12,114 --> 01:19:14,783
Jordan, look what
I caught in the lobby.
I caught a genius.
2117
01:19:14,850 --> 01:19:16,151
JORDAN: Enter Steve Madden.
2118
01:19:16,218 --> 01:19:17,185
The great
American cobbler.
2119
01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:20,422
Red-hot ladiesfootwear impresario.
2120
01:19:20,489 --> 01:19:23,859
And thanks to Donnie,we were takinghis company public.
2121
01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:27,429
Stratton Oakmontwas crawling out ofthe primordial ooze.
2122
01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:29,764
Pond scum no more.
2123
01:19:29,831 --> 01:19:31,233
That's why they gotta
see your face.
2124
01:19:31,299 --> 01:19:33,502
You get them fired up
so they push the shit
out of this stock. Okay?
2125
01:19:33,568 --> 01:19:36,171
And not only that,Donnie and I secretly owned
2126
01:19:36,238 --> 01:19:39,241
85% of Steve Madden Shoes,
2127
01:19:39,307 --> 01:19:41,309
which legally speakingwas a big no-no,
2128
01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:45,046
but we'd getfilthy fucking richif our troops got behind it.
2129
01:19:45,113 --> 01:19:47,249
Our job was toget them worked up.
2130
01:19:47,315 --> 01:19:49,050
But not too worked up.
2131
01:19:47,315 --> 01:19:49,050
Shh.
2132
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,021
Hello. If, uh...
2133
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,021
(WHISTLES)
2134
01:19:53,088 --> 01:19:55,257
For those of you
who don't know me, uh...
2135
01:19:55,323 --> 01:19:56,391
My name's Steve Madden.
2136
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,226
Yeah, we know
who you are.
2137
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,226
(LAUGHTER)
2138
01:19:58,293 --> 01:19:59,928
Your name is on the box.
2139
01:19:59,995 --> 01:20:01,363
Get the shoes.
Show them the shoes.
2140
01:20:01,429 --> 01:20:03,431
Show them the shoes.
2141
01:20:01,429 --> 01:20:03,431
Okay. Yeah.
2142
01:20:03,498 --> 01:20:06,501
Anyway, you know,
this shoe is pretty cool.
2143
01:20:06,568 --> 01:20:09,237
This is the Mary Lou,
which is really the shoe
that put me on the map.
2144
01:20:09,304 --> 01:20:10,906
Without it,
I wouldn't be here.
2145
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,374
It's a fat girls' shoe!
2146
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:14,242
Believe it or not...
Believe it or not though,
2147
01:20:14,309 --> 01:20:16,044
the Mary Lou
is actually the same
2148
01:20:16,111 --> 01:20:17,812
as the Mary Jane,
but it's black leather.
2149
01:20:17,879 --> 01:20:19,347
(JEERING)
2150
01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:24,152
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
2151
01:20:24,219 --> 01:20:25,820
Fight back! Come on!
Where you at?
Where you at?
2152
01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:28,924
All right!
2153
01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:32,060
Let's give it up
for Steve Madden
and his awesome Mary Lou!
2154
01:20:32,127 --> 01:20:34,362
Hold that up.
Hold that up.
Hold that up proud!
2155
01:20:34,429 --> 01:20:36,431
Give him a round
of applause!
2156
01:20:38,033 --> 01:20:41,036
You guys got that
out of your systems, huh?
2157
01:20:41,102 --> 01:20:43,605
You having a good afternoon
or what?
2158
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:46,541
I wanna take a moment
and tell you
why Steve here is so
2159
01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:48,877
absolutely off
the fucking wall.
2160
01:20:50,111 --> 01:20:52,047
It's because this man
2161
01:20:52,113 --> 01:20:53,481
is a creative genius.
2162
01:20:54,049 --> 01:20:56,218
This ability, this gift
2163
01:20:56,284 --> 01:20:58,019
that Steve has,
2164
01:20:58,086 --> 01:20:59,421
it goes beyond just
2165
01:20:59,487 --> 01:21:01,389
spotting the hottest
shoe trends.
2166
01:21:01,456 --> 01:21:05,293
Steve's power is that
he creates trends.
2167
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:07,128
You understand?
2168
01:21:07,195 --> 01:21:09,297
Artists like Steve
come along
once every decade.
2169
01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:12,601
I'm talking Giorgio Armani,
Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel,
2170
01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:14,869
Yves Saint Laurent.
2171
01:21:14,936 --> 01:21:16,538
Steve, come over here
for a second.
2172
01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:18,440
I don't think
you all realize
2173
01:21:19,307 --> 01:21:21,142
that Steve Madden
2174
01:21:21,209 --> 01:21:24,312
is the hottest person
in the women's shoe industry,
2175
01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:25,880
with orders going
through the roof
2176
01:21:25,947 --> 01:21:29,517
at every department store
in North America right now.
2177
01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:32,988
We have him here
in our office!
2178
01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:35,657
We should thank
our fucking lucky stars
this man is here!
2179
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,326
We should be
on our hands
and knees right now,
2180
01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:40,295
getting ready
to suck this guy off!
2181
01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:43,298
Like this! Okay?
2182
01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:43,298
(LAUGHTER)
2183
01:21:43,365 --> 01:21:44,566
I wanna suck
you off, Steve!
2184
01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:47,235
Everyone's gonna
suck you off!
2185
01:21:48,236 --> 01:21:49,437
This is our golden ticket
2186
01:21:49,504 --> 01:21:51,339
to the fucking
chocolate factory
right here!
2187
01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:53,942
(CHEERING)
2188
01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:53,942
And I wanna meet
2189
01:21:54,009 --> 01:21:56,611
Willy fucking Wonka,
okay?
2190
01:21:56,678 --> 01:21:59,314
I wanna be with the
fucking Oompa Loompas
like this!
2191
01:22:03,985 --> 01:22:06,488
All right, get off
this fucking stage!
Get out of here.
2192
01:22:06,554 --> 01:22:09,357
All right, I want you all
to focus for a second.
2193
01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:11,593
See those
little black boxes?
2194
01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:12,861
They're called telephones.
2195
01:22:12,927 --> 01:22:15,630
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret
about these telephones.
2196
01:22:15,697 --> 01:22:18,533
They're not gonna dial
themselves. Okay?
2197
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:23,071
Without you, they're just
worthless hunks of plastic.
2198
01:22:23,138 --> 01:22:26,308
Like a loaded M16
without a trained Marine
to pull the trigger.
2199
01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:30,078
And in the case
of the telephone,
2200
01:22:30,145 --> 01:22:32,380
it's up to each
and every one of you,
2201
01:22:34,282 --> 01:22:36,151
my highly-trained
Strattonites.
2202
01:22:37,285 --> 01:22:39,454
My killers!
2203
01:22:39,521 --> 01:22:42,424
My killers, who will not
take no for an answer!
2204
01:22:43,525 --> 01:22:45,493
My fucking warriors,
2205
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,562
who will not
hang up the phone
2206
01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:50,632
until their client
either buys
2207
01:22:50,699 --> 01:22:52,667
or fucking dies!
2208
01:22:52,734 --> 01:22:54,436
(ALL CHEERING)
2209
01:23:08,083 --> 01:23:09,451
Let me tell
you something.
2210
01:23:09,517 --> 01:23:13,121
There is no nobility
in poverty.
2211
01:23:13,188 --> 01:23:16,224
I have been a rich man
and I have been a poor man.
2212
01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:18,026
And I choose rich
every fucking time.
2213
01:23:18,093 --> 01:23:19,694
(CHEERING)
2214
01:23:19,761 --> 01:23:21,162
Because at least
as a rich man,
2215
01:23:21,229 --> 01:23:22,430
when I have to face
my problems,
2216
01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:24,399
I show up in
the back of a limo,
2217
01:23:24,466 --> 01:23:26,534
wearing a $2,000 suit
2218
01:23:26,601 --> 01:23:29,003
and a $40,000
gold fucking watch!
2219
01:23:31,773 --> 01:23:33,208
(YELLING)
2220
01:23:33,274 --> 01:23:34,376
Duke it out! Hit him!
2221
01:23:34,442 --> 01:23:35,643
Get the fuck off me!
2222
01:23:37,512 --> 01:23:39,748
And if anyone here
thinks I'm superficial
2223
01:23:39,814 --> 01:23:41,516
or materialistic,
2224
01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:44,085
go get a job
at fucking McDonald's,
2225
01:23:44,152 --> 01:23:45,787
'cause that's where
you fucking belong!
2226
01:23:48,256 --> 01:23:52,527
But before you depart
this room full of winners,
2227
01:23:52,594 --> 01:23:53,628
I want you to take
a good look
2228
01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:56,631
at the person
next to you. Go on.
2229
01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:59,300
Because sometime in
the not-so-distant future,
2230
01:23:59,367 --> 01:24:00,568
you're gonna
be pulling up
to a red light
2231
01:24:00,635 --> 01:24:03,071
in your beat-up
old fucking Pinto,
2232
01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:06,207
and that person's
gonna be pulling up
right alongside you
2233
01:24:06,274 --> 01:24:09,177
in their brand
new Porsche
2234
01:24:09,244 --> 01:24:11,279
with their beautiful
wife by their side,
2235
01:24:11,346 --> 01:24:12,614
who's got big
voluptuous tits.
2236
01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:14,716
(ALL LAUGH)
2237
01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:17,252
And who're you
gonna be sitting next to?
2238
01:24:17,318 --> 01:24:19,053
Some disgusting
wildebeest
2239
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:20,455
with three days
of razor-stubble,
2240
01:24:20,522 --> 01:24:22,056
in a sleeveless muumuu,
2241
01:24:22,123 --> 01:24:24,325
crammed in next
to you in a carload
full of groceries
2242
01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:26,361
from the fucking
Price Club!
2243
01:24:26,428 --> 01:24:28,530
That's who you're gonna be
sitting next to!
2244
01:24:28,596 --> 01:24:31,099
So you listen to me
and you listen well.
2245
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:33,535
Are you behind
on your credit card bills?
2246
01:24:33,601 --> 01:24:36,337
Good! Pick up the phone
and start dialing!
2247
01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:39,174
Is your landlord
ready to evict you?
Good!
2248
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,443
Pick up the phone
and start dialing!
2249
01:24:41,509 --> 01:24:44,612
Does your girlfriend
think you're a fucking
worthless loser?
2250
01:24:44,679 --> 01:24:47,782
Good! Pick up the phone
and start dialing!
2251
01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:49,851
I want you to deal
with your problems
2252
01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:51,286
by becoming rich!
2253
01:24:51,352 --> 01:24:52,487
(ALL CHEERING)
2254
01:24:53,521 --> 01:24:55,323
All you have to do today
2255
01:24:55,390 --> 01:24:56,591
is pick up that phone
2256
01:24:58,193 --> 01:25:00,428
and speak the words
that I have taught you.
2257
01:25:01,329 --> 01:25:03,364
And I will make you richer
2258
01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:04,699
than the most powerful CEO
2259
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,301
in the United States
of fucking America!
2260
01:25:06,367 --> 01:25:07,602
Yeah!
2261
01:25:06,367 --> 01:25:07,602
(CHEERING)
2262
01:25:08,670 --> 01:25:10,505
Fuck, yeah!
2263
01:25:10,572 --> 01:25:12,640
I want you to
go out there
2264
01:25:13,408 --> 01:25:15,643
and I want you to ram
2265
01:25:15,710 --> 01:25:18,813
Steve Madden stock
down your clients' throats
2266
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:21,516
until they fucking
choke on it!
2267
01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:23,685
Till they choke on it
and they buy
2268
01:25:23,751 --> 01:25:25,854
100,000 shares!
That's what I want.
2269
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:27,455
Yeah! Fuck, yeah.
2270
01:25:27,522 --> 01:25:29,324
You be ferocious!
2271
01:25:29,390 --> 01:25:31,426
You be relentless!
2272
01:25:29,390 --> 01:25:31,426
ALL: Yeah!
2273
01:25:31,493 --> 01:25:34,596
You be telephone
fucking terrorists!
2274
01:25:36,264 --> 01:25:39,634
Now let's knock
this motherfucker
out of the park!
2275
01:25:39,701 --> 01:25:41,269
(CHEERING LOUDLY)
2276
01:25:42,770 --> 01:25:44,339
(PEPPY SONG)
2277
01:26:10,365 --> 01:26:14,769
JORDAN: At 1:00 p.m.,we opened the stockfor sale at $4.50 a share.
2278
01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:17,939
By 1:03, it was over $18.
2279
01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:20,308
Even the big Wall Streetfirms were buying.
2280
01:26:30,418 --> 01:26:32,353
Of the two million shares
offered for sale,
2281
01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:35,390
a million belonged to me,
held in phony accounts
by my ratholes.
2282
01:26:35,456 --> 01:26:37,725
Now once the price
hit the high teens...
2283
01:26:37,792 --> 01:26:39,761
(CHUCKLES) You know what?
Who gives a shit?
2284
01:26:39,827 --> 01:26:41,829
As always,
the point is this.
2285
01:26:41,896 --> 01:26:46,301
$22 million
in three fucking hours!
2286
01:26:47,435 --> 01:26:49,704
Can you believe
this shit?
2287
01:26:49,771 --> 01:26:51,806
I fucking love this, baby!
2288
01:26:49,771 --> 01:26:51,806
It's amazing!
2289
01:26:51,873 --> 01:26:53,341
JANET: Jordan!
2290
01:26:53,408 --> 01:26:54,709
Barry Kleinman's
on the phone
2291
01:26:54,776 --> 01:26:56,644
from Future Video.
2292
01:26:54,776 --> 01:26:56,644
Who?
2293
01:26:56,711 --> 01:26:57,745
I don't know.
He shot at your wedding.
2294
01:26:57,812 --> 01:26:58,880
He says it's urgent.
2295
01:26:58,947 --> 01:27:01,282
Urgent? Who the fuck
is Barry Kleinman?
2296
01:27:01,349 --> 01:27:02,750
Oh, my God,
you wanna marry me?
2297
01:27:02,817 --> 01:27:03,851
You're in love with me?
2298
01:27:03,918 --> 01:27:05,219
Yeah. Go fuck
your cousin!
2299
01:27:05,286 --> 01:27:06,321
Hey, Barry, what's up?
2300
01:27:06,387 --> 01:27:08,523
Listen, I got this subpoena.
2301
01:27:08,590 --> 01:27:09,857
Subpoena? What the fuckare you talking about?
2302
01:27:09,924 --> 01:27:11,459
Yeah, the FBI,
they want a copy
2303
01:27:11,526 --> 01:27:12,594
of your wedding video.
2304
01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:13,962
JORDAN: The fucking FBI?
2305
01:27:14,028 --> 01:27:15,863
You fucking kidding me?
2306
01:27:14,028 --> 01:27:15,863
BO: Listen to me.
2307
01:27:15,930 --> 01:27:17,465
His name is Denham.
2308
01:27:17,532 --> 01:27:19,000
He's an agentwith the New York office.
2309
01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:20,368
JORDAN: What's his problem?
2310
01:27:20,435 --> 01:27:22,637
BO: He's a Boy Scout.He thinks you're fuckingGordon Gekko.
2311
01:27:24,305 --> 01:27:25,573
JORDAN: What does he want
with my wedding video?
2312
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:27,308
It's like an invasion
of my privacy.
2313
01:27:27,375 --> 01:27:28,543
You know what I'm saying?
It's like...
2314
01:27:28,610 --> 01:27:29,944
It's intrusive, you know.
2315
01:27:30,011 --> 01:27:32,680
He's got pictures of your
whole inner fucking circle.
2316
01:27:32,747 --> 01:27:34,616
Pictures, names
of the people.
2317
01:27:34,682 --> 01:27:35,917
You know
what he's trying to do?
2318
01:27:35,984 --> 01:27:36,918
Exactly what he's doing.
Look at yourself.
2319
01:27:36,985 --> 01:27:38,386
He's trying to rattle you,
2320
01:27:38,453 --> 01:27:39,954
he's trying to rattle
your old lady,
2321
01:27:40,021 --> 01:27:42,557
so she nags you
until you become
a fucking witness.
2322
01:27:42,624 --> 01:27:44,292
He wants me
to rat on myself?
2323
01:27:44,359 --> 01:27:46,461
He wants me
to give information
about my...
2324
01:27:46,527 --> 01:27:47,895
Listen. The good
fucking news is,
2325
01:27:47,962 --> 01:27:49,764
you know I know
everybody downtown,
2326
01:27:49,831 --> 01:27:52,266
I call up the
Justice Department,
the DEA,
2327
01:27:52,333 --> 01:27:55,470
nobody even knows
you fucking exist,
so calm down!
2328
01:27:55,536 --> 01:27:56,938
They don't know I exist?
2329
01:27:57,005 --> 01:27:58,573
No.
2330
01:27:57,005 --> 01:27:58,573
That's good.
2331
01:28:03,645 --> 01:28:04,712
But you...
2332
01:28:04,779 --> 01:28:06,914
You know
who he is, right?
2333
01:28:06,981 --> 01:28:09,384
Yeah.
2334
01:28:06,981 --> 01:28:09,384
So, if I just
wanted to get
2335
01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:11,019
some more information,
just find out
what he knows,
2336
01:28:11,085 --> 01:28:14,489
you could go
to his house, right?
2337
01:28:14,555 --> 01:28:16,457
Tap his phones
a little bit, bug him.
2338
01:28:16,524 --> 01:28:17,659
You could get
some information...
2339
01:28:17,725 --> 01:28:20,561
You don't fuck with
these guys like that.
2340
01:28:20,628 --> 01:28:21,729
You don't fuck with
them like that.
2341
01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:22,830
What are you,
nuts or something?
2342
01:28:22,897 --> 01:28:24,232
This is what you fucking do.
What do I pay you for?
2343
01:28:24,298 --> 01:28:27,669
I have a fucking
P.I. license, you know?
I make a living at this.
2344
01:28:27,735 --> 01:28:29,504
I'm not a cop anymore.
2345
01:28:29,570 --> 01:28:30,905
They'll take
my fucking license
away from me, all right?
2346
01:28:30,972 --> 01:28:32,707
Okay.
2347
01:28:32,774 --> 01:28:35,443
Okay, if I can't do that,
can I just...
2348
01:28:35,510 --> 01:28:36,577
Can I give
the guy a call?
2349
01:28:37,779 --> 01:28:39,781
Why? Is that...
2350
01:28:37,779 --> 01:28:39,781
Jordan. Jordan.
2351
01:28:39,847 --> 01:28:40,915
Do me a favor?
2352
01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:43,885
The only one who
calls this guy
is your fucking lawyer.
2353
01:28:43,951 --> 01:28:44,952
I can't call him, right?
2354
01:28:45,019 --> 01:28:46,788
It's against the rules?
2355
01:28:45,019 --> 01:28:46,788
I told you,
2356
01:28:46,854 --> 01:28:48,756
whatever the fuck
you say to him,
2357
01:28:48,823 --> 01:28:51,459
he's gonna use against you.
Don't you understand?
2358
01:28:51,526 --> 01:28:53,094
He's smart,
you're dumb.
2359
01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:54,929
Fucking bullshit.
2360
01:28:54,996 --> 01:28:56,431
Are we fucking
talking tonight,
2361
01:28:56,497 --> 01:28:57,699
or are you gonna
get schwacked?
2362
01:28:57,765 --> 01:28:59,567
The last time you
took these fucking pills,
2363
01:28:59,634 --> 01:29:01,002
you put your head in
the fucking macaroni.
I had to pick it up.
2364
01:29:02,103 --> 01:29:03,771
All right.
2365
01:29:03,838 --> 01:29:05,506
Okay,
I won't call him.
2366
01:29:08,509 --> 01:29:10,611
Hey, fellas!
Come on board.
2367
01:29:10,678 --> 01:29:12,013
The plank's
right around there.
2368
01:29:13,114 --> 01:29:14,482
Welcome!
2369
01:29:14,549 --> 01:29:16,451
Whoo!
What a nice day.
2370
01:29:18,519 --> 01:29:19,987
Hey.
2371
01:29:20,054 --> 01:29:22,056
Welcome aboard.
2372
01:29:22,123 --> 01:29:23,791
Jordan.
Welcome aboard
the Naomi.
2373
01:29:23,858 --> 01:29:24,926
Pleasure to meet you.
2374
01:29:24,992 --> 01:29:26,427
Agent Denham.
This is Agent Hughes.
2375
01:29:26,494 --> 01:29:27,762
Hi, how are you?
2376
01:29:27,829 --> 01:29:31,099
Let me introduce you.
This is Nicole, Heidi.
Come on. Don't be shy.
2377
01:29:31,165 --> 01:29:33,668
What are you guys
all shy for?
Don't be scared.
2378
01:29:33,735 --> 01:29:34,736
These are friends
of Stratton.
2379
01:29:34,802 --> 01:29:36,003
It's a pleasure.
2380
01:29:34,802 --> 01:29:36,003
Hello.
2381
01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:39,107
Um...
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
2382
01:29:39,173 --> 01:29:42,744
Your message said
that you wanted
to speak privately.
2383
01:29:42,810 --> 01:29:44,579
Right. I do want
to speak privately.
2384
01:29:44,645 --> 01:29:45,947
Give us a minute,
huh, ladies?
2385
01:29:46,013 --> 01:29:47,582
Let me know
if I can get
you anything.
2386
01:29:47,648 --> 01:29:48,683
We'd be happy to help.
2387
01:29:49,517 --> 01:29:50,551
You guys hungry?
2388
01:29:50,618 --> 01:29:51,819
Want something to eat?
2389
01:29:51,886 --> 01:29:53,654
Got some pasta,
shrimp, lobster.
2390
01:29:53,721 --> 01:29:55,890
I got whiskey.
Any kind of booze
you want.
2391
01:29:55,957 --> 01:29:57,658
You know what?
The Bureau
doesn't allow us
2392
01:29:57,725 --> 01:29:59,160
to drink while
we're at sea.
2393
01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:01,763
Duh! Of course.
2394
01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:01,763
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2395
01:30:01,829 --> 01:30:03,564
Ever been on one
of these before?
2396
01:30:03,631 --> 01:30:05,767
A boat?
2397
01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:06,968
I learned how to sail
when I was six.
2398
01:30:07,034 --> 01:30:09,137
No shit. Is that right?
Really?
2399
01:30:09,203 --> 01:30:11,139
On one like this, though?
2400
01:30:11,205 --> 01:30:13,841
I had the whole front
extended in order to fit
the chopper up there.
2401
01:30:13,908 --> 01:30:15,009
See that?
2402
01:30:16,511 --> 01:30:18,045
Anyway, this is for you.
2403
01:30:18,112 --> 01:30:21,082
It's a complete list
of every person
that was at my wedding.
2404
01:30:21,149 --> 01:30:23,918
I understand you wanted
the whole wedding video.
2405
01:30:23,985 --> 01:30:26,754
Figured this would
help expedite
the whole process, right?
2406
01:30:26,821 --> 01:30:28,189
There you go.
2407
01:30:26,821 --> 01:30:28,189
Look,
2408
01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:29,857
my point is that
2409
01:30:29,924 --> 01:30:31,592
I know you're investigating
Stratton.
2410
01:30:31,659 --> 01:30:35,463
But for the life of me,
I can't figure out why.
2411
01:30:35,530 --> 01:30:37,698
I know we're
a little unorthodox,
we're a little
2412
01:30:37,765 --> 01:30:39,801
loud in the way
we do things.
But you gotta understand,
2413
01:30:39,867 --> 01:30:40,968
we're the new guys
on the block, you know,
2414
01:30:41,035 --> 01:30:43,938
we're trying to make
a name for ourselves.
2415
01:30:44,005 --> 01:30:46,440
But I want you
to understand,
we don't
2416
01:30:46,507 --> 01:30:47,975
do anything illegal.
2417
01:30:48,976 --> 01:30:50,077
Whatsoever.
2418
01:30:50,144 --> 01:30:51,913
I mean, you could
talk to the SEC.
2419
01:30:51,979 --> 01:30:54,982
They were at my office
15 times over
the last six months.
2420
01:30:55,049 --> 01:30:57,518
I mean, I got...
I got nothing to hide.
2421
01:30:57,585 --> 01:31:00,588
Well, you know
the SEC is a civil
regulatory agency.
2422
01:31:00,655 --> 01:31:02,023
We pursue
criminal activities.
2423
01:31:02,089 --> 01:31:05,626
Exactly! You go after
real criminals, which
2424
01:31:05,693 --> 01:31:07,962
makes me wonder
what the hell
you're investigating me for?
2425
01:31:08,029 --> 01:31:10,598
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
2426
01:31:08,029 --> 01:31:10,598
I mean, honestly...
2427
01:31:10,665 --> 01:31:14,001
What is it that you think
that we did or do?
I don't get it.
2428
01:31:14,068 --> 01:31:15,169
Well, I...
2429
01:31:15,236 --> 01:31:17,805
Look, Jordan,
I can't discuss
an ongoing investigation.
2430
01:31:17,872 --> 01:31:19,607
No, I get that.
No, I understand.
2431
01:31:19,674 --> 01:31:22,076
With that said...
2432
01:31:22,143 --> 01:31:23,978
This case got dumped
on my desk...
2433
01:31:24,045 --> 01:31:25,680
Did it?
2434
01:31:24,045 --> 01:31:25,680
You know,
by a higher-up
2435
01:31:25,746 --> 01:31:26,981
who needs
to make a show
2436
01:31:27,048 --> 01:31:29,217
of looking into
the new company
on the block,
2437
01:31:29,283 --> 01:31:30,885
with all the press
and everything.
2438
01:31:29,283 --> 01:31:30,885
New loud guys.
2439
01:31:30,952 --> 01:31:32,587
And then I end up
being the schmuck
2440
01:31:32,653 --> 01:31:34,121
who does the looking.
Exactly.
2441
01:31:34,188 --> 01:31:36,224
It's just, you know...
It bothers me.
2442
01:31:36,290 --> 01:31:37,491
We're the new guy.
We're the one
2443
01:31:37,558 --> 01:31:40,228
that's banging
on Wall Street's door.
I mean, you should...
2444
01:31:40,294 --> 01:31:41,996
You should see
what's going on
at the bigger firms.
2445
01:31:42,063 --> 01:31:43,831
I mean,
I know all the information.
2446
01:31:43,898 --> 01:31:46,834
It's true! Goldman,
Lehman Brothers,
Merrill...
2447
01:31:46,901 --> 01:31:48,836
Collateralized
debt obligations?
2448
01:31:48,903 --> 01:31:49,971
This Internet
stock bullshit?
2449
01:31:50,037 --> 01:31:51,873
I mean,
it's a fucking travesty.
2450
01:31:51,939 --> 01:31:54,108
I could take
you step-by-step
2451
01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:57,111
through what exactly
is occurring.
2452
01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:58,880
All you have
to do is ask.
2453
01:31:58,946 --> 01:32:00,514
I'm available.
2454
01:32:00,581 --> 01:32:02,216
That's exactly what
I wanted to hear.
2455
01:32:00,581 --> 01:32:02,216
Mmm-hmm.
2456
01:32:02,283 --> 01:32:05,753
I don't see why a little
sitdown like this
2457
01:32:05,820 --> 01:32:07,188
can't be profitable
for the both of us.
2458
01:32:07,255 --> 01:32:09,724
It should. Right?
It should profit
the both of us.
2459
01:32:09,790 --> 01:32:11,792
It should.
2460
01:32:09,790 --> 01:32:11,792
Look.
2461
01:32:11,859 --> 01:32:14,095
I'm gonna give you
my personal line.
2462
01:32:14,161 --> 01:32:16,998
Five days a week,
you just call me,
feel free.
2463
01:32:17,064 --> 01:32:18,733
I'll do that.
2464
01:32:17,064 --> 01:32:18,733
Great.
2465
01:32:21,369 --> 01:32:23,070
Are you sure
you guys don't want
something to drink?
2466
01:32:23,137 --> 01:32:24,805
You're not hungry?
Nothing?
2467
01:32:24,872 --> 01:32:26,240
Nothing? No?
2468
01:32:24,872 --> 01:32:26,240
Oh, no.
2469
01:32:29,644 --> 01:32:30,878
Let me ask you,
2470
01:32:30,945 --> 01:32:32,213
and if you don't
wanna get too personal,
2471
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:35,616
just tell me
to shut up at any time.
2472
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:35,616
Oh.
2473
01:32:35,683 --> 01:32:38,319
Did you try to get
your broker's license
at one time?
2474
01:32:38,386 --> 01:32:42,056
Did I hear that right?
Were you trying to take
a stab at Wall Street?
2475
01:32:42,123 --> 01:32:44,058
No? (CHUCKLES)
2476
01:32:42,123 --> 01:32:44,058
Who you been talking to?
2477
01:32:44,125 --> 01:32:44,759
Who the fuck
you been talking to?
2478
01:32:44,825 --> 01:32:46,093
Well, you're
investigating me.
2479
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:47,628
I hear things.
2480
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:47,628
(LAUGHING)
2481
01:32:47,695 --> 01:32:49,030
You know what I mean?
2482
01:32:49,964 --> 01:32:51,832
You ever think about
what would've happened
2483
01:32:51,899 --> 01:32:55,703
if you would have
stayed the course?
2484
01:32:55,770 --> 01:32:57,605
You know what?
When I'm riding home
on the subway
2485
01:32:57,672 --> 01:32:58,973
and my balls
are fucking sweating,
2486
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:00,641
I'm wearing the same suit
three days in a row...
2487
01:33:00,708 --> 01:33:02,610
Yeah, you bet I do.
2488
01:33:02,677 --> 01:33:04,078
I've thought
about it before.
Who wouldn't, right?
2489
01:33:04,145 --> 01:33:05,179
Right, who
fucking wouldn't?
2490
01:33:05,246 --> 01:33:06,213
What do you get...
2491
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:07,882
Another personal question,
no need to answer...
2492
01:33:07,949 --> 01:33:09,350
No, that's all right,
Jordan.
2493
01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:12,320
What do you pull in?
50, 60K?
Something like that?
2494
01:33:12,386 --> 01:33:14,588
A year?
In the ballpark?
2495
01:33:12,386 --> 01:33:14,588
Oh.
2496
01:33:14,655 --> 01:33:15,957
Well, I...
2497
01:33:16,023 --> 01:33:17,825
Let's put it this way.
2498
01:33:17,892 --> 01:33:19,327
You get a free handgun
2499
01:33:19,393 --> 01:33:21,295
when you sign up
for the Bureau.
2500
01:33:19,393 --> 01:33:21,295
(CHUCKLING)
2501
01:33:21,362 --> 01:33:23,764
No, but it fucking
pisses me off.
You know what I mean?
2502
01:33:23,831 --> 01:33:25,833
You think about
the people that built
this country,
2503
01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:27,335
hardworking people
like you.
2504
01:33:27,401 --> 01:33:30,204
Firefighters, teachers,
FBI agents.
2505
01:33:30,271 --> 01:33:33,941
End of the day,
you guys get fucking
skinned alive financially.
2506
01:33:34,008 --> 01:33:35,910
It fucking makes
me angry.
2507
01:33:35,977 --> 01:33:38,879
Now the one thing
about Wall Street
and this market is,
2508
01:33:38,946 --> 01:33:40,614
for me, I feel
2509
01:33:41,882 --> 01:33:44,051
it's good to give back.
You know, there's...
2510
01:33:44,118 --> 01:33:46,320
There are situations
where I can
2511
01:33:46,387 --> 01:33:49,924
make those situations
better for people. You know?
2512
01:33:49,991 --> 01:33:51,325
You know what I mean.
2513
01:33:51,392 --> 01:33:52,793
Opportunity
2514
01:33:53,327 --> 01:33:54,362
is everything.
2515
01:33:54,428 --> 01:33:55,930
Exactly.
2516
01:33:55,997 --> 01:33:58,666
Take for example,
I got this one kid, right?
2517
01:33:58,733 --> 01:34:02,136
Went to school for
environmental science,
something like that.
2518
01:34:02,203 --> 01:34:04,238
He was bogged down
by student loans.
2519
01:34:04,305 --> 01:34:06,741
Turns out,
his mother needed
triple bypass surgery.
2520
01:34:06,807 --> 01:34:08,309
Jesus.
2521
01:34:06,807 --> 01:34:08,309
Right.
Horrible situation.
2522
01:34:08,376 --> 01:34:09,377
Sure.
2523
01:34:09,443 --> 01:34:10,378
But we got him
into the market
2524
01:34:10,444 --> 01:34:12,313
at the right time
and chose
the right stock.
2525
01:34:12,380 --> 01:34:14,148
We gave him
the right guidance.
2526
01:34:14,215 --> 01:34:16,851
Boom! Overnight,
changed his entire life.
2527
01:34:17,718 --> 01:34:19,253
Got to put
his mother into
2528
01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:20,888
the best hospital
in New York City.
2529
01:34:20,955 --> 01:34:22,056
It didn't work out
for her,
2530
01:34:22,123 --> 01:34:24,058
granted, she passed away,
unfortunately.
2531
01:34:24,125 --> 01:34:25,826
But we gave him
that opportunity.
2532
01:34:25,893 --> 01:34:27,928
You know what
I'm saying?
2533
01:34:27,995 --> 01:34:29,697
It's just about setting up
the right team,
2534
01:34:29,764 --> 01:34:32,099
and then overnight
your life can change.
2535
01:34:37,872 --> 01:34:40,107
What does...
What does an intern...
2536
01:34:41,842 --> 01:34:43,711
What does an intern
make in a deal like that?
2537
01:34:43,778 --> 01:34:46,680
Well, in that situation,
2538
01:34:46,747 --> 01:34:50,051
in that particular trade,
and it was one trade,
2539
01:34:50,117 --> 01:34:52,253
north of half
a million dollars.
2540
01:34:56,257 --> 01:34:58,325
And I'd do that
for anybody, you know,
2541
01:34:58,392 --> 01:35:01,062
anybody that needs
the proper guidance.
2542
01:35:21,082 --> 01:35:23,284
Can you say
that again,
2543
01:35:23,350 --> 01:35:24,819
just the way
you said it?
2544
01:35:25,386 --> 01:35:27,088
Just the same way.
2545
01:35:28,889 --> 01:35:29,990
Oh.
2546
01:35:31,325 --> 01:35:32,226
I don't know what
you're talking about.
2547
01:35:32,293 --> 01:35:34,261
Oh, come on! You know
what I'm talking about.
2548
01:35:34,895 --> 01:35:37,031
I think what Jordan
just did is he...
2549
01:35:37,098 --> 01:35:38,065
If I'm not mistaken...
2550
01:35:37,098 --> 01:35:38,065
No.
2551
01:35:38,132 --> 01:35:40,267
...you just tried
to bribe
a federal officer.
2552
01:35:40,334 --> 01:35:42,436
No, technically
I didn't bribe anybody.
2553
01:35:42,503 --> 01:35:45,139
No, no, that's not
the conversation
I heard, Jordan.
2554
01:35:45,206 --> 01:35:46,507
No, no, according
to the U.S. criminal code,
2555
01:35:46,574 --> 01:35:48,442
there needs to be
an exact dollar figure
2556
01:35:48,509 --> 01:35:50,211
for the exchange
of services.
2557
01:35:48,509 --> 01:35:50,211
Oh!
2558
01:35:50,277 --> 01:35:51,912
That would not hold up
in a court of law.
2559
01:35:51,979 --> 01:35:53,481
Nah, it's not how
I heard it.
2560
01:35:53,547 --> 01:35:56,250
No, no, no, that's the truth.
But I want to tell you this.
2561
01:35:56,317 --> 01:35:57,351
Yeah.
2562
01:35:57,418 --> 01:35:59,153
The same gentleman
that told me
2563
01:35:59,220 --> 01:36:00,988
that you tried to get
your broker's license
2564
01:36:01,055 --> 01:36:03,224
also told me that
you are a straight arrow.
2565
01:36:03,290 --> 01:36:04,758
He ran a security
check on me.
2566
01:36:04,825 --> 01:36:05,893
Well...
2567
01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:09,163
Yeah, when you sail
on a boat
fit for a Bond villain,
2568
01:36:09,230 --> 01:36:11,132
sometimes you need to play
the part. Right?
2569
01:36:12,867 --> 01:36:14,435
I think it's time you both
get the fuck off my boat.
2570
01:36:14,502 --> 01:36:17,004
What do you say?
Hmm?
2571
01:36:14,502 --> 01:36:17,004
(CHUCKLING)
2572
01:36:17,071 --> 01:36:18,305
You know, Jordan,
I'll tell you something.
2573
01:36:18,372 --> 01:36:21,542
Most of the Wall Street
jackasses that I bust,
2574
01:36:21,609 --> 01:36:23,978
they're to
the manor born.
2575
01:36:24,044 --> 01:36:25,146
Is that right?
2576
01:36:24,044 --> 01:36:25,146
Yeah.
2577
01:36:25,212 --> 01:36:27,047
Their fathers
are douchebags,
2578
01:36:27,114 --> 01:36:28,816
just like their fathers
before them.
2579
01:36:29,950 --> 01:36:31,352
But you...
2580
01:36:33,287 --> 01:36:35,489
You, Jordan,
you got this way
all on your own.
2581
01:36:35,556 --> 01:36:36,924
Did I?
2582
01:36:36,991 --> 01:36:39,160
Good for you,
little man.
2583
01:36:36,991 --> 01:36:39,160
Little man?
2584
01:36:39,226 --> 01:36:40,294
(LAUGHING)
2585
01:36:39,226 --> 01:36:40,294
Good for you.
2586
01:36:40,361 --> 01:36:41,529
Me, the little man?
2587
01:36:41,595 --> 01:36:42,863
And let me
tell you something.
2588
01:36:42,930 --> 01:36:45,166
Let me tell you
something else.
2589
01:36:45,232 --> 01:36:47,134
Honestly, I'm not
bullshitting here,
2590
01:36:47,201 --> 01:36:48,302
this is one of
the nicest boats
2591
01:36:48,369 --> 01:36:50,237
that I've ever been on,
I gotta tell you.
2592
01:36:48,369 --> 01:36:50,237
I bet it is.
2593
01:36:50,304 --> 01:36:52,373
And you know
what I was just
thinking, too?
2594
01:36:52,439 --> 01:36:55,376
The fucking hero
that I'm gonna be
back at the office
2595
01:36:55,442 --> 01:36:57,444
when the Bureau seizes
this fucking boat.
2596
01:36:57,511 --> 01:36:59,914
Because, I mean,
fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan,
2597
01:36:59,980 --> 01:37:01,382
look at this thing!
2598
01:36:59,980 --> 01:37:01,382
(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY)
2599
01:37:01,448 --> 01:37:02,550
It's beautiful!
2600
01:37:02,616 --> 01:37:05,553
And you got
the beautiful girls there.
It's wonderful.
2601
01:37:05,619 --> 01:37:08,189
All right,
get the fuck
off my boat.
2602
01:37:08,255 --> 01:37:09,990
I'm sure we'll be seeing
each other
2603
01:37:10,057 --> 01:37:11,125
real soon.
2604
01:37:10,057 --> 01:37:11,125
I'm sure.
2605
01:37:11,192 --> 01:37:12,459
Good luck on that
subway ride home
2606
01:37:12,526 --> 01:37:14,862
to your miserable,
ugly fucking wives.
2607
01:37:14,929 --> 01:37:17,865
I'm gonna have Heidi lick
some caviar off my balls
in the meantime.
2608
01:37:17,932 --> 01:37:20,601
Hey, you guys want
to take some lobsters
for your ride home?
2609
01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:23,103
Fucking miserable pricks,
I know you can't afford them!
2610
01:37:23,170 --> 01:37:25,339
Fucking cheap fucks.
2611
01:37:25,406 --> 01:37:27,841
Fucking miserable pricks.
(WHISTLES)
2612
01:37:27,908 --> 01:37:31,111
Hey, fellas! Look what
I found in my pocket! Look!
2613
01:37:31,178 --> 01:37:32,947
A year's salary right here.
2614
01:37:33,013 --> 01:37:35,482
You know what I call them?
Fun coupons!
2615
01:37:35,549 --> 01:37:37,284
See that!
2616
01:37:37,351 --> 01:37:39,353
They're fun coupons!
2617
01:37:43,624 --> 01:37:45,025
(SIGHS)
2618
01:37:47,361 --> 01:37:50,164
Switzerland?
What the fuck is
in Switzerland?
2619
01:37:50,231 --> 01:37:52,266
JORDAN: Swiss fucking banks,that's what.
2620
01:37:52,333 --> 01:37:54,602
It was ass-covering time.I had to hide my money.
2621
01:37:56,070 --> 01:37:57,871
Enter Rugrat.
2622
01:37:57,938 --> 01:37:59,373
He knew this Swiss bankerfrom law school.
2623
01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:00,507
That's for European pussy!
2624
01:38:00,574 --> 01:38:02,042
JORDAN: But he was in Geneva.
2625
01:38:02,109 --> 01:38:04,278
And there was no wayI was gonna makethat flight sober.
2626
01:38:06,313 --> 01:38:07,982
So I knew if I tookmy drugs right,
2627
01:38:08,048 --> 01:38:10,251
I could sleep throughthe entire flight.
2628
01:38:10,317 --> 01:38:13,387
But I had to take themjust right.
2629
01:38:13,454 --> 01:38:15,322
At 4:00 p.m.,I popped a few more ludes,
2630
01:38:15,389 --> 01:38:17,057
which started kicking inby the time
2631
01:38:17,124 --> 01:38:18,659
I finished my sales meeting.
2632
01:38:18,726 --> 01:38:20,394
My tingle phase.
2633
01:38:20,461 --> 01:38:22,363
By dinner,I popped a few more
2634
01:38:22,429 --> 01:38:25,266
on top of some cocktailsand a Valium or two.
2635
01:38:25,332 --> 01:38:26,634
My slur phase.
2636
01:38:26,700 --> 01:38:29,103
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
2637
01:38:29,169 --> 01:38:31,672
By 8:30,I took a few more ludes
2638
01:38:31,739 --> 01:38:34,308
and pretty muchlost all my motor skills.
2639
01:38:34,375 --> 01:38:35,676
This was the drool phase.
2640
01:38:39,113 --> 01:38:42,316
And by 10:00, I didn't knowwho or what the fuck I was.
2641
01:38:42,383 --> 01:38:45,019
The amnesia phase.
2642
01:38:45,085 --> 01:38:46,654
We boarded the planejust before midnight.
2643
01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:48,656
Wow! Look at you!
2644
01:38:48,722 --> 01:38:51,025
You're beautiful.
2645
01:38:48,722 --> 01:38:51,025
Excuse me, sir.
2646
01:38:51,091 --> 01:38:53,260
His sleeping pills
just kicked in.
He's all right.
2647
01:38:53,327 --> 01:38:54,695
May I see your
boarding passes, sir?
2648
01:38:54,762 --> 01:38:56,563
We have the boarding passes.
2649
01:38:56,630 --> 01:38:58,432
Jesus Christ,
I wanna fuck her.
2650
01:38:59,266 --> 01:39:01,302
Hey! Fucking relax.
2651
01:39:01,368 --> 01:39:03,237
Oh, my God!
You got your hand
on my fucking cock!
2652
01:39:03,304 --> 01:39:04,705
I don't. Cut it out.
2653
01:39:04,772 --> 01:39:05,973
He's got his hand
on my dick again.
2654
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:07,074
I'm just trying
to buckle you up.
2655
01:39:07,141 --> 01:39:08,375
You got your hand
on his dick?
2656
01:39:08,442 --> 01:39:10,210
You gotta stop doing
that in public places.
2657
01:39:10,277 --> 01:39:12,446
Oh, my God.
Take it off!
2658
01:39:12,513 --> 01:39:13,380
Take it off!
2659
01:39:13,447 --> 01:39:17,217
I heard there's
a treasure map under here.
2660
01:39:17,284 --> 01:39:19,019
Stop! I know, miss.
2661
01:39:17,284 --> 01:39:19,019
Excuse me, sir.
2662
01:39:19,086 --> 01:39:20,721
Please sit down.
2663
01:39:20,788 --> 01:39:22,323
Watch it.
2664
01:39:20,788 --> 01:39:22,323
Go back to
your seat, please.
2665
01:39:22,389 --> 01:39:25,059
What are you upset about?
2666
01:39:22,389 --> 01:39:25,059
Please go back
to your seat.
2667
01:39:25,125 --> 01:39:26,660
I will have to call
the captain.
2668
01:39:26,727 --> 01:39:29,263
Please, sir,
please, sir.
Sit down.
2669
01:39:29,330 --> 01:39:31,031
Please sit down!
2670
01:39:29,330 --> 01:39:31,031
NICKY: Ow!
2671
01:39:31,098 --> 01:39:32,466
I'm going! Stop.
2672
01:39:31,098 --> 01:39:32,466
Okay, sorry.
2673
01:39:32,533 --> 01:39:34,335
We apologize.
We're gonna go to sleep.
2674
01:39:34,401 --> 01:39:35,669
Question. I wanna
ask you a question.
2675
01:39:35,736 --> 01:39:37,671
Fasten your seat belt, sir.
2676
01:39:37,738 --> 01:39:39,473
We cannot take off
if you haven't fastened
2677
01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:40,274
your seat belt.
2678
01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:40,274
I'm really horny, too.
2679
01:39:40,341 --> 01:39:42,076
STEWARDESS:
Sit down. Fasten it.
2680
01:39:42,142 --> 01:39:43,210
Right. Okay,
I'll sit down...
2681
01:39:42,142 --> 01:39:43,210
I will do it for you.
2682
01:39:43,277 --> 01:39:44,278
DONNIE: What?
2683
01:39:43,277 --> 01:39:44,278
I'll do it for you.
2684
01:39:44,345 --> 01:39:45,346
JORDAN:
You gotta speak English.
2685
01:39:45,412 --> 01:39:47,581
We don't understand
this language
you're speaking.
2686
01:39:47,648 --> 01:39:50,517
I will help him
with his seat belt.
2687
01:39:50,584 --> 01:39:52,686
You gotta
put it on right.
2688
01:39:50,584 --> 01:39:52,686
Sit back. Sit back, sir.
2689
01:39:52,753 --> 01:39:54,555
There you go.
2690
01:39:52,753 --> 01:39:54,555
All right.
I'll just lean back...
2691
01:39:54,621 --> 01:39:56,290
(LAUGHING)
2692
01:39:57,091 --> 01:39:58,592
Bitte, Hilfe!
2693
01:39:58,659 --> 01:40:00,561
(BOTH MIMICKING STEWARDESS)
2694
01:40:13,841 --> 01:40:15,142
Jesus Christ!
2695
01:40:15,209 --> 01:40:16,410
Fuck!
2696
01:40:18,278 --> 01:40:19,680
Donnie...
2697
01:40:19,747 --> 01:40:22,649
Donnie, this isn't funny.
You gotta untie me, buddy.
2698
01:40:23,484 --> 01:40:25,219
I can't untie you.
2699
01:40:25,285 --> 01:40:26,587
The captain tied you up.
2700
01:40:26,653 --> 01:40:28,122
He almost fucking
tasered you.
2701
01:40:28,856 --> 01:40:30,124
Why?
2702
01:40:30,457 --> 01:40:31,792
Why?
2703
01:40:31,859 --> 01:40:33,127
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
2704
01:40:33,193 --> 01:40:34,428
He's got a fear of flying.
2705
01:40:35,696 --> 01:40:37,064
Ah!
2706
01:40:38,832 --> 01:40:40,567
DONNIE:He's very nervous
on planes, I'm sorry,
2707
01:40:40,634 --> 01:40:42,703
it's not you sweetheart,
don't beat yourself up.
2708
01:40:42,770 --> 01:40:45,706
Easy, easy. He's fine.
He's just a nervous flyer.
2709
01:40:45,773 --> 01:40:47,674
You were screaming
at people.
2710
01:40:47,741 --> 01:40:49,343
Oh, fuck off.
2711
01:40:49,410 --> 01:40:51,345
You were on the floor
rolling around and shit.
2712
01:40:51,412 --> 01:40:52,479
Oh, Jesus.
2713
01:40:52,546 --> 01:40:54,648
You called the captain
the N-word.
2714
01:40:54,715 --> 01:40:56,450
I called the captain
the N-word?
2715
01:40:56,517 --> 01:40:59,052
Yeah, he was
very upset.
2716
01:40:56,517 --> 01:40:59,052
Really?
2717
01:40:59,119 --> 01:41:01,755
Luckily we're
in first class.
2718
01:40:59,119 --> 01:41:01,755
Jesus.
2719
01:41:01,822 --> 01:41:04,725
Jesus Christ, I think
you have a
fucking drug problem.
2720
01:41:06,160 --> 01:41:07,561
Where are the ludes?
2721
01:41:07,628 --> 01:41:09,563
Where are the ludes?
2722
01:41:09,630 --> 01:41:11,365
They're up my ass.
Don't worry about it.
2723
01:41:11,432 --> 01:41:12,666
I got it.
2724
01:41:11,432 --> 01:41:12,666
(SIGHS) Okay.
2725
01:41:12,733 --> 01:41:15,202
Thank God.
2726
01:41:15,269 --> 01:41:16,336
Jesus Christ,
what are we gonna do
2727
01:41:16,403 --> 01:41:17,471
when we get
to Switzerland,
buddy?
2728
01:41:17,538 --> 01:41:18,605
This is bad.
2729
01:41:18,672 --> 01:41:20,774
Fucking things are against
my chest. I can't breathe.
2730
01:41:20,841 --> 01:41:22,476
Come on, do something
to calm me down. Please.
2731
01:41:22,543 --> 01:41:24,311
Okay, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
2732
01:41:24,378 --> 01:41:26,447
(WHIMPERING)
2733
01:41:24,378 --> 01:41:26,447
Okay. Shh! Shh!
2734
01:41:27,714 --> 01:41:28,649
That's good.
2735
01:41:28,715 --> 01:41:30,517
(SING-SONG) Go to sleep.
2736
01:41:28,715 --> 01:41:30,517
Rub it harder, buddy.
2737
01:41:30,584 --> 01:41:32,419
You're all right.
2738
01:41:32,486 --> 01:41:34,555
We all love you.
Shut the fuck up!
2739
01:41:38,325 --> 01:41:40,527
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)
2740
01:41:40,594 --> 01:41:42,129
Mr. Belfort,
2741
01:41:42,196 --> 01:41:43,497
you're free to go.
2742
01:41:45,599 --> 01:41:46,633
Really?
2743
01:41:49,736 --> 01:41:50,771
Whoo!
2744
01:41:50,838 --> 01:41:51,972
NICKY: Hey, Donnie.
2745
01:41:50,838 --> 01:41:51,972
Yeah?
2746
01:41:52,039 --> 01:41:54,174
NICKY: When we get out there,
try not to act like yourself.
2747
01:41:54,241 --> 01:41:56,143
Okay? Let's make Geneva
an asshole-free
Donnie zone, all right?
2748
01:41:56,210 --> 01:41:57,578
DONNIE: What are you
fucking coming at me for?
2749
01:41:57,644 --> 01:41:59,213
Hey, listen. The only reason
you're sitting in this limo
2750
01:41:59,279 --> 01:42:00,647
and not in a Swiss jail
is because of my friend. Okay?
2751
01:42:00,714 --> 01:42:02,883
Hilfe!
2752
01:42:00,714 --> 01:42:02,883
(ALL CHUCKLE)
2753
01:42:02,950 --> 01:42:05,385
NICKY: We're here.
We're here.
Everyone calm down.
2754
01:42:05,919 --> 01:42:07,521
Jordan Belfort!
2755
01:42:07,588 --> 01:42:08,422
At last.
2756
01:42:08,489 --> 01:42:11,425
Nicholas has told me
so much about you.
2757
01:42:11,492 --> 01:42:13,627
Jordan,
Jean Jacques Saurel.
2758
01:42:13,694 --> 01:42:16,263
Pleasure to make
your acquaintance.
2759
01:42:13,694 --> 01:42:16,263
Nice to meet you.
2760
01:42:16,330 --> 01:42:18,131
(ALL LAUGHING)
2761
01:42:16,330 --> 01:42:18,131
JEAN JACQUES: It's a joke.
2762
01:42:18,198 --> 01:42:20,567
You'll understand
when you're in
the fucking seat.
2763
01:42:20,634 --> 01:42:21,869
You need a bigger couch.
For guests.
2764
01:42:21,935 --> 01:42:24,238
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I don't understand.
I'm sorry.
2765
01:42:24,304 --> 01:42:26,540
I'm curious about
your bank secrecy
laws here.
2766
01:42:28,575 --> 01:42:32,246
Uh... Wait. Yes.
Excusez-moi, Jordan.
2767
01:42:32,312 --> 01:42:35,215
Swiss custom requires
10 minutes of...
2768
01:42:35,282 --> 01:42:36,517
Blah, blah, blah.
2769
01:42:36,583 --> 01:42:38,218
Chit chat.
2770
01:42:36,583 --> 01:42:38,218
Yeah, chit chat,
thank you.
2771
01:42:38,285 --> 01:42:39,686
...before business
can be discussed.
2772
01:42:41,255 --> 01:42:42,356
Yeah.
2773
01:42:44,958 --> 01:42:46,793
Of course.
2774
01:42:46,860 --> 01:42:50,364
Let's get down to it.
What would you
like to know?
2775
01:42:50,430 --> 01:42:53,300
Under what circumstances
would you be obligated
2776
01:42:53,367 --> 01:42:55,869
to cooperate with an FBI
2777
01:42:55,936 --> 01:42:58,605
or a U.S. Justice Department
investigation, for example?
2778
01:42:59,439 --> 01:43:00,607
Ca depend.
2779
01:43:01,008 --> 01:43:02,376
Ca depend?
2780
01:43:02,809 --> 01:43:04,645
Oui.
2781
01:43:04,711 --> 01:43:07,915
Ca depend on what,
exactly?
2782
01:43:07,981 --> 01:43:10,450
Whether America plans
to invade Switzerland
2783
01:43:10,517 --> 01:43:12,486
in the coming months.
2784
01:43:10,517 --> 01:43:12,486
(LAUGHTER)
2785
01:43:12,553 --> 01:43:14,588
Shall I check if tanks
are rolling down
the Rue de la Croy?
2786
01:43:14,655 --> 01:43:17,491
Yes. Rue de la Croix.
2787
01:43:14,655 --> 01:43:17,491
Croix. Croix.
2788
01:43:17,558 --> 01:43:20,193
Not Croy.
Not Rue de la Croy.
It's Croix.
2789
01:43:20,260 --> 01:43:22,296
See, this is what
he used to do back
in law school. Check me.
2790
01:43:22,362 --> 01:43:23,931
Champagne.
Champagne.
2791
01:43:22,362 --> 01:43:23,931
Yeah.
2792
01:43:23,997 --> 01:43:25,666
Yeah, yeah.
French fries,
pommes frites.
2793
01:43:27,334 --> 01:43:29,603
And that kind of stuff.
2794
01:43:27,334 --> 01:43:29,603
That's funny.
2795
01:43:31,305 --> 01:43:33,774
JORDAN: What I'm asking,you Swiss dick,
2796
01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:35,943
is are you going tofuck me over?
2797
01:43:38,946 --> 01:43:42,449
JEAN JACQUES: I understandperfectly, you American shit.
2798
01:43:44,818 --> 01:43:46,987
The only way
the Banque Real de Geneve
2799
01:43:47,054 --> 01:43:49,389
would cooperate
with a foreign legal body
2800
01:43:49,456 --> 01:43:51,358
is if the crime
being pursued
2801
01:43:51,425 --> 01:43:53,660
is also a crime
in Switzerland.
2802
01:43:53,727 --> 01:43:57,864
But there are very few
Swiss laws which
apply to your practices.
2803
01:43:57,931 --> 01:43:59,433
Hmm.
2804
01:43:59,499 --> 01:44:00,934
From a financial
standpoint,
2805
01:44:01,001 --> 01:44:02,669
you are now
2806
01:44:02,736 --> 01:44:04,371
in heaven.
2807
01:44:04,438 --> 01:44:07,007
See, I told you
he was fantastic,
right?
2808
01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:11,411
If the U.S. Justice Department
sent us a subpoena,
it would become
2809
01:44:11,878 --> 01:44:13,246
papier toilette.
2810
01:44:14,581 --> 01:44:15,816
We would wipe
our ass with it.
2811
01:44:15,882 --> 01:44:17,417
(LAUGHTER)
2812
01:44:17,484 --> 01:44:19,886
Unless, of course,
it was an investigation
2813
01:44:19,953 --> 01:44:22,022
into stock fraud,
2814
01:44:22,089 --> 01:44:24,291
which is a crime here
in Switzerland,
if I'm correct.
2815
01:44:24,358 --> 01:44:28,395
Then there would
have to be cooperation
on your part,
2816
01:44:28,462 --> 01:44:29,763
if I'm not mistaken.
2817
01:44:28,462 --> 01:44:29,763
Yes.
2818
01:44:30,197 --> 01:44:32,933
Yes, we would.
Mmm-hmm.
2819
01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:35,369
Assuming the account
is under your name.
2820
01:44:36,737 --> 01:44:38,438
If it were
2821
01:44:38,505 --> 01:44:39,773
another name,
2822
01:44:40,974 --> 01:44:42,776
a friend's, camarade...
2823
01:44:42,843 --> 01:44:44,945
Cousin?
2824
01:44:42,843 --> 01:44:44,945
(AGREEING IN FRENCH)
2825
01:44:48,749 --> 01:44:49,983
Relative?
2826
01:44:48,749 --> 01:44:49,983
JEAN JACQUES: Yeah.
2827
01:44:50,884 --> 01:44:52,586
Hmm.
2828
01:44:52,653 --> 01:44:55,355
JORDAN: Was that yodelingI just heard
2829
01:44:55,422 --> 01:44:57,691
or did you just saywhat I thought you said?
2830
01:44:57,758 --> 01:45:00,394
JEAN JACQUES: Yes. Yes.
2831
01:45:00,460 --> 01:45:02,929
JORDAN: He's telling meto use a fucking rathole.
2832
01:45:02,996 --> 01:45:04,898
But a U.S. ratholewould never get
2833
01:45:04,965 --> 01:45:07,401
into Switzerlandwith all that money.
2834
01:45:07,467 --> 01:45:10,704
What I needed was a ratholewith a European passport.
2835
01:45:18,378 --> 01:45:19,613
Jordan.
2836
01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:22,582
Hey. How's my favorite
aunt, huh?
2837
01:45:22,649 --> 01:45:24,084
Welcome.
Was the traffic terrible?
2838
01:45:24,151 --> 01:45:25,719
Oh, no, not at all.
2839
01:45:28,455 --> 01:45:30,390
Jordan, come in.
2840
01:45:30,457 --> 01:45:33,560
Thank God Aunt Emma didn'tneed too much convincing.
2841
01:45:33,627 --> 01:45:35,996
Turned out the Britishweren't too differentfrom the Swiss.
2842
01:45:36,063 --> 01:45:38,965
Money talksand bullshit takesthe bus.
2843
01:45:39,032 --> 01:45:41,101
How do you say"rathole" in British?
2844
01:45:41,168 --> 01:45:43,870
If you get into
any trouble whatsoever,
2845
01:45:43,937 --> 01:45:46,506
I'll come forth immediately.
I'll say that I duped you.
2846
01:45:46,573 --> 01:45:48,675
That I promise.
2847
01:45:48,742 --> 01:45:50,977
Risk is what
keeps us young,
isn't it, darling?
2848
01:45:55,549 --> 01:45:57,884
Sometimes I wonder
2849
01:45:57,951 --> 01:46:00,721
if you let money get
the best of you, my love.
2850
01:46:00,787 --> 01:46:02,489
Among
2851
01:46:02,556 --> 01:46:03,924
other substances.
2852
01:46:04,191 --> 01:46:06,426
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
2853
01:46:08,528 --> 01:46:09,930
It's that obvious, huh?
2854
01:46:09,996 --> 01:46:12,833
It's chilly, darling,
and you're
sweating bullets.
2855
01:46:15,736 --> 01:46:17,571
What can I say? I'm...
2856
01:46:18,472 --> 01:46:20,006
I'm a drug addict.
2857
01:46:20,073 --> 01:46:21,608
I really am.
2858
01:46:22,642 --> 01:46:25,011
Cocaine, pills,
2859
01:46:25,078 --> 01:46:27,781
whatever it is,
I'll fucking do it.
(CHUCKLES)
2860
01:46:27,848 --> 01:46:29,583
Now that's the truth.
2861
01:46:29,649 --> 01:46:30,917
I mean...
2862
01:46:30,984 --> 01:46:33,386
I'm a sex addict, too.
2863
01:46:33,453 --> 01:46:35,689
Well, there are worse things
to be addicted to than sex.
2864
01:46:35,756 --> 01:46:36,757
(LAUGHS)
2865
01:46:36,823 --> 01:46:39,392
Jesus, why am
I telling you all this?
Why am I...
2866
01:46:39,459 --> 01:46:41,762
I'm sorry.
2867
01:46:41,828 --> 01:46:44,531
Because I'm very easy
to talk to.
2868
01:46:44,598 --> 01:46:46,833
You are.
You are easy to talk to.
2869
01:46:44,598 --> 01:46:46,833
Mmm.
2870
01:46:48,468 --> 01:46:49,736
I suppose it's...
2871
01:46:49,803 --> 01:46:51,004
Just my job,
you know.
2872
01:46:52,572 --> 01:46:54,541
All these people
dependent on me.
2873
01:46:54,608 --> 01:46:57,444
Tens of millions
of dollars at stake,
you know.
2874
01:46:57,511 --> 01:46:59,012
Sometimes I feel like I...
2875
01:46:59,079 --> 01:47:02,616
I've bitten off more than
I can chew, you know.
2876
01:47:02,682 --> 01:47:04,484
You're a man
with large appetites.
2877
01:47:04,918 --> 01:47:05,819
Yeah.
2878
01:47:07,721 --> 01:47:09,656
Is she fuckinghitting on me?
2879
01:47:09,990 --> 01:47:11,057
Yeah.
2880
01:47:11,124 --> 01:47:12,425
Yeah, I am.
2881
01:47:14,995 --> 01:47:17,864
I suppose I put that
on myself though, right?
2882
01:47:18,265 --> 01:47:20,667
My decision.
2883
01:47:20,734 --> 01:47:22,202
It's just hard to...
2884
01:47:22,269 --> 01:47:26,006
Hard to learn to control
the anxiety sometimes,
you know?
2885
01:47:26,373 --> 01:47:28,608
You know, to...
2886
01:47:28,675 --> 01:47:31,011
Learn to relax
and let go and...
2887
01:47:32,012 --> 01:47:33,980
To release the tension.
2888
01:47:35,048 --> 01:47:36,483
JORDAN: She is hitting on me.
2889
01:47:37,250 --> 01:47:39,119
Holy shit!
2890
01:47:39,186 --> 01:47:41,121
Yeah, to release
the tension.
2891
01:47:45,258 --> 01:47:47,694
I suppose we, uh...
2892
01:47:47,761 --> 01:47:50,664
We all just need
to learn, uh...
2893
01:47:50,730 --> 01:47:53,800
Learn to do what
comes naturally in life,
you know?
2894
01:47:55,936 --> 01:47:57,971
EMMA: Is he fuckinghitting on me?
2895
01:48:04,611 --> 01:48:06,079
Stability, dear.
2896
01:48:06,146 --> 01:48:07,581
Family.
2897
01:48:14,321 --> 01:48:16,790
You take care
of my niece, my love.
2898
01:48:16,857 --> 01:48:18,825
I'll take care of
everything over here.
2899
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:20,961
Deal.
2900
01:48:23,797 --> 01:48:26,066
JORDAN: (MOANING)
Come on! There you go.
2901
01:48:26,132 --> 01:48:27,934
Whoo!
2902
01:48:28,001 --> 01:48:31,671
We had, literally,a fuckload of money.
2903
01:48:31,738 --> 01:48:34,541
Aunt Emma could nevercarry all this by herself.
2904
01:48:34,608 --> 01:48:38,178
So I thought to myself,who else hasa European passport?
2905
01:48:38,245 --> 01:48:40,180
Brad, you're making this
too fucking tight!
2906
01:48:40,247 --> 01:48:43,049
Now Brad,as a successfuldrug dealer,
2907
01:48:43,116 --> 01:48:45,552
spent his wintersin the south of France,
2908
01:48:45,619 --> 01:48:47,654
which is wherehe met his wife,Chantalle,
2909
01:48:47,721 --> 01:48:50,690
a stripper ofSlovenian origin
2910
01:48:50,757 --> 01:48:51,992
born, in of all places,
2911
01:48:52,392 --> 01:48:54,060
Switzerland.
2912
01:48:58,265 --> 01:48:59,900
Well, this is fucked.
2913
01:49:00,634 --> 01:49:02,035
Oh. No shit.
2914
01:49:06,106 --> 01:49:08,608
Like, this will
take her like 50 trips.
2915
01:49:08,675 --> 01:49:09,809
I know.
2916
01:49:13,380 --> 01:49:14,848
Let me ask
you something?
2917
01:49:14,915 --> 01:49:17,317
What about her family?
Right?
2918
01:49:17,384 --> 01:49:20,287
I mean, they all got
Swiss passports, right.
2919
01:49:20,353 --> 01:49:22,255
She's got parents,
she's got a brother,
right?
2920
01:49:22,322 --> 01:49:24,024
The brother's got a wife.
That's five fucking people.
2921
01:49:24,090 --> 01:49:26,026
Six, seven trips,
boom, right?
2922
01:49:26,092 --> 01:49:27,928
They're all fucking
Swiss nitwits like her.
2923
01:49:27,994 --> 01:49:29,262
They'll do it.
2924
01:49:27,994 --> 01:49:29,262
We could do that.
2925
01:49:29,329 --> 01:49:31,798
At least I have a family,
you crooked-nose fuck!
2926
01:49:31,865 --> 01:49:34,301
Hey, uh, don't forget
about my money.
2927
01:49:36,303 --> 01:49:37,203
I'm sorry, what's that?
2928
01:49:37,270 --> 01:49:38,939
Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
He's got some...
2929
01:49:39,005 --> 01:49:41,341
He's got some money.
2930
01:49:39,005 --> 01:49:41,341
My money.
2931
01:49:41,408 --> 01:49:43,843
I got a couple of mil
coming in like a week.
2932
01:49:43,910 --> 01:49:46,112
When it gets in,
I'll give you a call,
you come pick it up.
2933
01:49:48,915 --> 01:49:50,150
You give me a call?
2934
01:49:52,185 --> 01:49:55,255
When it gets here,
I'll give you a call and
you'll come pick it up.
2935
01:49:55,322 --> 01:49:57,023
Well, we don't fucking
work for you, man!
2936
01:49:57,090 --> 01:49:58,892
(SHUSHING)
2937
01:49:57,090 --> 01:49:58,892
DONNIE: Sweetheart,
2938
01:49:58,959 --> 01:50:00,827
you have my money
taped to your tits.
2939
01:50:00,894 --> 01:50:02,696
Okay? Technically,
you do work for me.
2940
01:50:05,932 --> 01:50:07,701
Hey, Jordan,
we're gonna
need to talk.
2941
01:50:07,767 --> 01:50:09,069
If I fucking do this,
I'm telling you right now,
2942
01:50:09,135 --> 01:50:10,070
I ain't going
to him, okay.
2943
01:50:10,136 --> 01:50:10,971
I'm not a
fucking shvartze.
2944
01:50:10,136 --> 01:50:10,971
I got it.
2945
01:50:11,037 --> 01:50:12,839
I don't do fucking
pickups, all right?
2946
01:50:12,906 --> 01:50:13,974
I got it.
2947
01:50:12,906 --> 01:50:13,974
Well, listen to me.
2948
01:50:14,040 --> 01:50:15,642
We meet someplace
that I fucking say.
2949
01:50:15,709 --> 01:50:16,876
And you tell that
fucking piece of shit,
2950
01:50:16,943 --> 01:50:18,345
he comes correct.
2951
01:50:16,943 --> 01:50:18,345
I will.
2952
01:50:18,411 --> 01:50:20,714
He comes in all fucking
loopy and fucked up,
I swear to God
2953
01:50:20,780 --> 01:50:22,615
I'll mash that
douchebag's teeth in.
2954
01:50:22,682 --> 01:50:24,284
You're gonna mash
whose fucking teeth in?
2955
01:50:24,351 --> 01:50:26,252
Whose fucking teeth
are you gonna mash in?
2956
01:50:26,319 --> 01:50:28,655
I put the money on that
fucking table! Not you!
2957
01:50:28,722 --> 01:50:30,357
I'm the reason
we have this whole
fucking deal!
2958
01:50:30,423 --> 01:50:32,659
He's got a gun,
you fucking idiot!
2959
01:50:30,423 --> 01:50:32,659
Fuck his gun!
2960
01:50:32,726 --> 01:50:33,927
I put that
money in there!
2961
01:50:33,994 --> 01:50:35,362
You know what?
You're a fucking
pill dealer.
2962
01:50:35,428 --> 01:50:37,931
I got five more
just like you, bro.
2963
01:50:37,998 --> 01:50:39,733
Keep talking,
you fucking piece
of shit!
2964
01:50:39,799 --> 01:50:41,368
You know what else?
You dress like shit!
2965
01:50:41,434 --> 01:50:42,669
So fuck you!
2966
01:50:42,736 --> 01:50:44,304
Fucking motherfucker!
2967
01:50:42,736 --> 01:50:44,304
Oh! Jesus!
2968
01:50:44,371 --> 01:50:46,806
How about that, faggot?
Who's a faggot?
2969
01:50:46,873 --> 01:50:48,208
JORDAN:
You okay? Hey, pal.
2970
01:50:51,011 --> 01:50:53,813
The next day,Aunt Emma flew to Geneva.
2971
01:50:53,880 --> 01:50:56,049
Two million in cashin her carry-on,
2972
01:50:56,116 --> 01:50:57,650
which in the big picture
2973
01:50:57,717 --> 01:50:59,152
was a dropin the Swiss bucket.
2974
01:51:00,320 --> 01:51:01,821
'Cause the following month,
2975
01:51:01,888 --> 01:51:03,790
over the course ofsix round trips,
2976
01:51:03,857 --> 01:51:05,291
Chantalle's familyand friends
2977
01:51:05,358 --> 01:51:07,727
smuggled in over20 million in cash
2978
01:51:07,794 --> 01:51:09,329
without even a hiccup.
2979
01:51:11,464 --> 01:51:12,932
(LAUGHS)
2980
01:51:14,734 --> 01:51:16,703
And I have
some more.
2981
01:51:14,734 --> 01:51:16,703
Really?
2982
01:51:16,770 --> 01:51:17,771
Here.
2983
01:51:16,770 --> 01:51:17,771
Oh, thank you.
2984
01:51:17,837 --> 01:51:19,005
And here.
2985
01:51:19,072 --> 01:51:20,273
JEAN JACQUES: Welcome.
2986
01:51:20,340 --> 01:51:21,441
CHANTALLE: Welcome.
(GIGGLING)
2987
01:51:21,508 --> 01:51:23,743
Yeah, like
four bags of it.
2988
01:51:21,508 --> 01:51:23,743
Ooh!
2989
01:51:23,810 --> 01:51:25,145
(LAUGHS)
2990
01:51:25,211 --> 01:51:27,380
Are you Swiss-Slovakian
or Swiss-Slovenian?
2991
01:51:27,447 --> 01:51:28,982
Slovenian.
2992
01:51:27,447 --> 01:51:28,982
Slovenian?
2993
01:51:29,049 --> 01:51:30,383
Who cares.
You're blonde.
2994
01:51:30,450 --> 01:51:31,251
Oh, stop.
2995
01:51:43,129 --> 01:51:44,898
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
2996
01:51:52,205 --> 01:51:53,339
Shit.
2997
01:51:53,406 --> 01:51:54,908
Just put the
fucking car in park,
2998
01:51:54,974 --> 01:51:56,342
you dumb
fucking idiot!
2999
01:51:58,111 --> 01:51:59,746
I can't close
this briefcase.
3000
01:51:59,813 --> 01:52:01,381
One fucking day.
3001
01:52:01,448 --> 01:52:03,249
One fucking day,
you couldn't keep
it together?
3002
01:52:03,316 --> 01:52:05,385
I'm fucked up, Brad.
3003
01:52:05,452 --> 01:52:07,987
Gotta be fucking
kidding me.
3004
01:52:05,452 --> 01:52:07,987
Fucked up.
3005
01:52:13,093 --> 01:52:14,427
It's a joke.
3006
01:52:13,093 --> 01:52:14,427
It's a joke?
3007
01:52:14,494 --> 01:52:16,463
I'm sober.
3008
01:52:14,494 --> 01:52:16,463
Jesus fucking Christ!
3009
01:52:16,529 --> 01:52:17,764
It's a fucking joke.
3010
01:52:17,831 --> 01:52:19,399
Are you fucking stupid?
3011
01:52:17,831 --> 01:52:19,399
I'm not stupid.
3012
01:52:19,466 --> 01:52:20,967
You fucking drive
in here like a
fucking maniac,
3013
01:52:21,034 --> 01:52:22,869
you know the
attention that
that fucking draws?
3014
01:52:22,936 --> 01:52:25,438
I'm not stupid.
I'm smart.
3015
01:52:22,936 --> 01:52:25,438
Smart?
3016
01:52:25,505 --> 01:52:27,807
I make
million-dollar deals.
3017
01:52:25,505 --> 01:52:27,807
That right?
3018
01:52:27,874 --> 01:52:30,243
With smart important
people, unlike you.
3019
01:52:30,310 --> 01:52:32,445
People who don't
sucker-punch people
3020
01:52:32,512 --> 01:52:34,214
when they're
scared. Okay?
3021
01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:35,482
I'm scared, huh?
3022
01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:35,482
And by the way,
3023
01:52:35,548 --> 01:52:36,783
I haven't gotten
an apology yet for that.
3024
01:52:36,850 --> 01:52:37,884
You want an apology, okay.
3025
01:52:37,951 --> 01:52:39,252
I check my fucking
messages every day
3026
01:52:39,319 --> 01:52:40,320
when I come home from work.
3027
01:52:39,319 --> 01:52:40,320
Did you?
3028
01:52:40,386 --> 01:52:41,788
My answering machine.
Zero.
3029
01:52:40,386 --> 01:52:41,788
Didn't get one, huh?
3030
01:52:41,855 --> 01:52:42,889
I got a blinking light,
3031
01:52:42,956 --> 01:52:44,290
because I don't have
shit from you.
3032
01:52:44,357 --> 01:52:45,358
You know what, you got
a big fucking mouth, okay?
3033
01:52:45,425 --> 01:52:46,893
I got my wife
checking the messages
3034
01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:48,995
every 45 minutes
calling the office,
saying,
3035
01:52:49,062 --> 01:52:50,296
"Has Brad apologized yet?
3036
01:52:50,363 --> 01:52:52,165
"Is there an
apology message
on the machine?"
3037
01:52:52,232 --> 01:52:54,000
I don't have jack shit.
You know what?
3038
01:52:54,067 --> 01:52:55,301
That's not how
you treat people.
3039
01:52:55,368 --> 01:52:56,536
You got a big fucking
mouth, you know.
3040
01:52:56,603 --> 01:52:58,171
I'm gonna give you
a fucking pass.
Just give me the case.
3041
01:52:58,238 --> 01:53:00,473
(SCOFFS) You're gonna
give me a pass?
3042
01:53:00,540 --> 01:53:02,142
Look, it's a figure
of fucking speech.
3043
01:53:02,208 --> 01:53:04,377
Oh, my gosh.
The Emperor of Fucksville
3044
01:53:04,444 --> 01:53:05,545
came down from Fucksville
to give me a pass!
3045
01:53:05,612 --> 01:53:06,646
From Fucksville, huh?
3046
01:53:06,713 --> 01:53:08,815
Hey, what are the citizens
of Fucksville doing today
3047
01:53:08,882 --> 01:53:10,150
when their
Emperor's gone?
3048
01:53:10,216 --> 01:53:11,951
Is it mayhem?
3049
01:53:12,018 --> 01:53:13,853
Are people looting
and raping?
3050
01:53:13,920 --> 01:53:15,922
What are all the
little fuckheads doing
while you're here?
3051
01:53:15,989 --> 01:53:17,223
Go fuck yourself!
Give me the bag.
3052
01:53:17,290 --> 01:53:18,825
You back the fuck up.
3053
01:53:18,892 --> 01:53:20,059
I'll cause the biggest
fucking scene
3054
01:53:20,126 --> 01:53:22,162
that I've ever
caused in my life
3055
01:53:22,228 --> 01:53:24,197
if you come at me again.
3056
01:53:24,264 --> 01:53:25,465
You know what?
3057
01:53:24,264 --> 01:53:25,465
Just fucking
keep it down.
3058
01:53:25,532 --> 01:53:27,167
I got...
3059
01:53:27,233 --> 01:53:28,535
I don't wanna be
out of line or anything,
3060
01:53:28,601 --> 01:53:31,838
but I think you like,
like me. Like you...
3061
01:53:31,905 --> 01:53:33,373
Like when you
come at me...
3062
01:53:33,439 --> 01:53:34,440
What's the matter with you?
What the fuck is...
3063
01:53:34,507 --> 01:53:36,042
...and you look at me.
I swear I just noticed it.
3064
01:53:36,109 --> 01:53:37,844
You have like
a fucking, like...
3065
01:53:37,911 --> 01:53:39,913
Like a twinkle.
You have like a twinkle.
3066
01:53:39,979 --> 01:53:41,247
Are you trying
to kiss me, bro?
3067
01:53:41,314 --> 01:53:43,116
Jesus fucking Christ.
3068
01:53:43,183 --> 01:53:45,185
What's with you?
3069
01:53:43,183 --> 01:53:45,185
I have a...
I don't know.
3070
01:53:45,251 --> 01:53:46,953
It's not a
homophobic thing.
3071
01:53:45,251 --> 01:53:46,953
All right...
3072
01:53:47,020 --> 01:53:48,555
You're just not
the one for me, pal.
3073
01:53:48,621 --> 01:53:49,756
You know what I mean?
It's not...
3074
01:53:49,822 --> 01:53:51,958
It's not about that
for me, you know.
3075
01:53:49,822 --> 01:53:51,958
I've heard enough.
3076
01:53:52,025 --> 01:53:54,460
Please, I'm begging,
give me the fucking case.
3077
01:53:54,527 --> 01:53:55,929
I'm gonna give
you the case.
3078
01:53:54,527 --> 01:53:55,929
Give me the case.
3079
01:53:55,995 --> 01:53:57,197
You gotta do
me one favor.
3080
01:53:55,995 --> 01:53:57,197
What's that?
3081
01:53:57,263 --> 01:53:59,132
You gotta take this case,
3082
01:53:59,199 --> 01:54:00,567
you gotta drive
straight home,
3083
01:54:00,633 --> 01:54:02,435
need you to open up
the briefcase,
3084
01:54:02,502 --> 01:54:04,370
and you take out
every single dollar.
3085
01:54:04,437 --> 01:54:06,206
Don't leave one dollar
inside the briefcase.
3086
01:54:06,272 --> 01:54:07,407
And once you have it all
3087
01:54:07,473 --> 01:54:09,475
neatly organized
outside the briefcase,
3088
01:54:09,542 --> 01:54:11,878
I need you to take it
and I need you to
shove it right up
3089
01:54:11,945 --> 01:54:14,013
your wife's Latvian cunt,
you understand?
3090
01:54:14,080 --> 01:54:15,582
My fucking wife!
3091
01:54:14,080 --> 01:54:15,582
Chill! Chill, bro.
3092
01:54:15,648 --> 01:54:17,116
Fuck. You motherfucking
piece of shit!
3093
01:54:17,183 --> 01:54:18,351
How about now?
3094
01:54:17,183 --> 01:54:18,351
(SIREN WAILING)
3095
01:54:18,418 --> 01:54:19,586
DONNIE: Go, go!
3096
01:54:18,418 --> 01:54:19,586
BRAD: Fuck!
3097
01:54:19,652 --> 01:54:21,454
(ENGINE STARTING)
3098
01:54:21,521 --> 01:54:23,256
Motherfuck!
You're fucking dead!
3099
01:54:23,323 --> 01:54:25,191
Stop! Don't move!
Don't move!
3100
01:54:25,258 --> 01:54:28,461
Stop, or I will blow you
the fuck away!
3101
01:54:28,528 --> 01:54:30,496
Drop the case!
Put your hands
in the air!
3102
01:54:30,563 --> 01:54:32,432
Get down.
3103
01:54:30,563 --> 01:54:32,432
(SCREAMS)
3104
01:54:32,498 --> 01:54:34,234
Get down on your knees!
Get down on your knees!
3105
01:54:34,968 --> 01:54:36,369
Motherfucker!
3106
01:54:38,404 --> 01:54:39,472
Motherfucker!
3107
01:54:48,448 --> 01:54:51,651
Jordan, do I have
a surprise for you!
3108
01:54:51,718 --> 01:54:53,086
What's that?
3109
01:54:53,152 --> 01:54:54,887
Twenty real Lemmons.
3110
01:54:54,954 --> 01:54:56,155
Retired pharmacist's
client of mine,
3111
01:54:56,222 --> 01:54:57,423
they've been in the
safe for 15 years.
3112
01:54:57,490 --> 01:54:58,524
Are you fucking
kidding me? Lemmons?
3113
01:54:58,591 --> 01:55:00,126
Ha-ha!
3114
01:55:00,193 --> 01:55:02,095
DONNIE:
They're gonna knock us
on our fucking heads.
3115
01:55:02,161 --> 01:55:03,663
JORDAN: When it comesto Quaaludes,
3116
01:55:03,730 --> 01:55:07,100
the Lemmon 714was the Holy Grail.
3117
01:55:07,166 --> 01:55:08,468
Can you believe it?
3118
01:55:07,166 --> 01:55:08,468
Oh, my God.
3119
01:55:08,534 --> 01:55:09,836
DONNIE: I thought
they were like a myth.
3120
01:55:09,902 --> 01:55:12,905
JORDAN: Three timesas powerful as anythingavailable today.
3121
01:55:12,972 --> 01:55:15,975
Boy, Donnie really knewhow to celebrate.
3122
01:55:16,042 --> 01:55:18,144
He said he was saving thesefor a special occasion.
3123
01:55:18,211 --> 01:55:20,613
Like a birthday,or being clap free,
3124
01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:23,950
or our money arrivingsafely in Switzerland.
3125
01:55:24,017 --> 01:55:25,151
(RETCHES)
3126
01:55:27,053 --> 01:55:28,521
So that night,
3127
01:55:28,588 --> 01:55:30,456
I cleared my scheduleand I rid my body
3128
01:55:30,523 --> 01:55:32,592
of anything thatcould fuck with my high.
3129
01:55:33,526 --> 01:55:35,295
It was celebration time.
3130
01:55:35,695 --> 01:55:37,297
Okay.
3131
01:55:37,363 --> 01:55:38,665
Start off with one,
see how it goes?
3132
01:55:38,731 --> 01:55:40,500
My guy says
all we'll need is one.
3133
01:55:40,566 --> 01:55:42,001
Here you go.
3134
01:55:42,702 --> 01:55:44,570
Salud!
3135
01:55:42,702 --> 01:55:44,570
Cheers.
3136
01:55:44,637 --> 01:55:47,240
Maybe if I pull it again,it'll go down.
3137
01:55:49,008 --> 01:55:50,276
Steve! Steve!
3138
01:55:50,343 --> 01:55:51,611
I gotta get out of here!
3139
01:55:51,678 --> 01:55:53,946
Carl, I thinkI got it figured out.
3140
01:55:54,013 --> 01:55:57,350
It must be one pullfor up and two pullsfor down.
3141
01:55:57,417 --> 01:55:58,451
Okay.
3142
01:56:07,193 --> 01:56:08,594
Do you feel anything?
3143
01:56:11,464 --> 01:56:12,432
No.
3144
01:56:15,368 --> 01:56:17,203
It's been 35 minutes.
3145
01:56:17,270 --> 01:56:18,404
Hmm.
3146
01:56:19,706 --> 01:56:21,140
Maybe we've built up
a tolerance
3147
01:56:21,207 --> 01:56:23,242
after all these
years, huh?
3148
01:56:25,144 --> 01:56:26,279
Hmm.
3149
01:56:36,389 --> 01:56:37,990
DONNIE: This is bullshit!
3150
01:56:38,057 --> 01:56:41,060
My metabolism's pumping.
I can't feel shit!
3151
01:56:41,127 --> 01:56:42,328
They're old.
3152
01:56:42,395 --> 01:56:44,564
You think they lost
their potency, huh?
3153
01:56:44,630 --> 01:56:46,265
Check the bottle!
3154
01:56:49,102 --> 01:56:50,536
January '81.
3155
01:56:50,603 --> 01:56:51,704
They're fucking duds.
3156
01:56:51,771 --> 01:56:53,005
Fuck!
3157
01:56:53,072 --> 01:56:54,173
Let's take, uh...
3158
01:56:54,240 --> 01:56:55,541
Let's take
two more each.
3159
01:56:57,510 --> 01:57:00,012
NAOMI: Jordan.
3160
01:56:57,510 --> 01:57:00,012
Yeah, baby.
3161
01:57:03,716 --> 01:57:05,451
What are you
two retards doing?
3162
01:57:05,518 --> 01:57:07,220
We're working out, honey.
3163
01:57:07,286 --> 01:57:08,688
Well, Bo Dietl's
on the phone.
3164
01:57:08,755 --> 01:57:09,756
Okay.
3165
01:57:09,822 --> 01:57:11,491
Okay?
3166
01:57:09,822 --> 01:57:11,491
Okay.
3167
01:57:13,259 --> 01:57:14,794
Hey, Bo, what's going on?
3168
01:57:14,861 --> 01:57:16,229
Jordan, listen
to me clearly.
3169
01:57:16,295 --> 01:57:17,463
I cannot talk to you
on this phone,
3170
01:57:17,530 --> 01:57:18,698
I have to talk to you.
3171
01:57:18,765 --> 01:57:20,466
Get out of here.What's going on?
3172
01:57:20,533 --> 01:57:23,703
Listen to me!
Leave the fucking
house, Jordan,
3173
01:57:23,770 --> 01:57:25,438
and then call me
from a pay phone.
3174
01:57:25,505 --> 01:57:27,473
This is not
a fucking joke, Jordan.
3175
01:57:27,540 --> 01:57:29,609
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
3176
01:57:29,675 --> 01:57:31,244
Shit.
3177
01:57:29,675 --> 01:57:31,244
What'd he say?
3178
01:57:31,310 --> 01:57:32,478
I don't know what
the fuck's going on.
3179
01:57:32,545 --> 01:57:34,447
I gotta go!
3180
01:57:32,545 --> 01:57:34,447
Is everything
okay, Jordan?
3181
01:57:45,124 --> 01:57:46,692
JORDAN:
The closest pay phoneI could get to
3182
01:57:46,759 --> 01:57:49,662
was at the BrookvilleCountry Club.
3183
01:57:49,729 --> 01:57:51,697
It was a realWASP stronghold,
3184
01:57:51,764 --> 01:57:54,367
just a mile down the roadfrom my house.
3185
01:58:03,843 --> 01:58:05,478
Hey, Bo,
what's up, it's me.
What's going on?
3186
01:58:05,545 --> 01:58:06,412
I'm at a pay phone.
What's going on?
3187
01:58:06,479 --> 01:58:07,613
Listen to me carefully.
3188
01:58:07,680 --> 01:58:09,482
Please. Your little
friend there, Brad,
3189
01:58:09,549 --> 01:58:12,218
your little buddy,
he's in jail.
3190
01:58:12,285 --> 01:58:13,619
What the fuck's
he in jail for?
3191
01:58:13,686 --> 01:58:15,154
What'd he do?
3192
01:58:13,686 --> 01:58:15,154
I don't know what he did.
3193
01:58:15,221 --> 01:58:16,556
My friends
in Long Island told me
3194
01:58:16,622 --> 01:58:18,658
he got picked up
in some fucking
shopping mall.
3195
01:58:18,724 --> 01:58:19,792
He got locked up by...
3196
01:58:19,859 --> 01:58:22,261
Wait, wait. Did you...
Did you say
a shopping mall?
3197
01:58:22,328 --> 01:58:23,663
Yeah.
3198
01:58:22,328 --> 01:58:23,663
He was with Donnie.
3199
01:58:23,729 --> 01:58:24,964
He was supposed
to deliver some money,
3200
01:58:25,031 --> 01:58:26,532
then that fucking fat
piece of shit...
3201
01:58:25,031 --> 01:58:26,532
Listen to me!
3202
01:58:26,599 --> 01:58:27,600
I gotta go fucking
talk to him right now!
3203
01:58:27,667 --> 01:58:29,635
Listen to me! Don't go!
Listen to me.
3204
01:58:29,702 --> 01:58:32,538
That guy Denham,
that FBI agent guy,
3205
01:58:32,605 --> 01:58:34,707
somebody told me he's
got your phones tapped.
3206
01:58:34,774 --> 01:58:36,509
Your office and your home.
3207
01:58:36,576 --> 01:58:38,311
Don't talk on themotherfucking phone!
3208
01:58:38,377 --> 01:58:39,879
Okay. Fuck! I got it.
I got it. I got it.
3209
01:58:40,546 --> 01:58:42,348
Jordan.
3210
01:58:42,415 --> 01:58:46,219
You didn't try to bribe this
fucking FBI agent, did you?
3211
01:58:46,285 --> 01:58:48,354
No, I didn't try to
bribe an FBI agent.
3212
01:58:48,421 --> 01:58:50,189
You think I'm that
fucking stupid? No.
3213
01:58:50,256 --> 01:58:51,724
What the fuck did you say?I can't understand you.
3214
01:58:51,791 --> 01:58:53,192
Say that again.
3215
01:58:53,259 --> 01:58:56,462
I said...
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
3216
01:58:56,529 --> 01:58:57,864
What the fuckare you saying?
3217
01:58:57,930 --> 01:58:59,131
(PANTING)
3218
01:58:59,198 --> 01:59:00,233
I said...
3219
01:59:00,299 --> 01:59:01,567
Are you fucking high?
3220
01:59:01,634 --> 01:59:04,337
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
3221
01:59:04,403 --> 01:59:07,773
Jordan, are youfucking high?
3222
01:59:07,840 --> 01:59:09,775
Jordan, do me a favor,stay where you are.
3223
01:59:09,842 --> 01:59:11,711
Don't get behindthe wheel of the car.
3224
01:59:11,777 --> 01:59:13,145
I'm gonna send Rocco overto pick you up.
3225
01:59:13,212 --> 01:59:14,680
Jordan! Jordan!
3226
01:59:14,747 --> 01:59:16,782
JORDAN:
After 15 years in storage,
3227
01:59:16,849 --> 01:59:20,253
the Lemmons haddeveloped a delayed fuse.
3228
01:59:20,319 --> 01:59:22,588
It took 90 minutes for theselittle fuckers to kick in.
3229
01:59:22,655 --> 01:59:23,823
But once they did...
3230
01:59:23,890 --> 01:59:25,725
Pow!
3231
01:59:25,791 --> 01:59:27,360
I mean, I had skippedthe tingle phase
3232
01:59:27,426 --> 01:59:29,362
and went straightto the drool phase.
3233
01:59:29,428 --> 01:59:31,397
BO: Tell me where you are!Don't fucking drive...
3234
01:59:31,464 --> 01:59:33,399
JORDAN: These littlebastards were so strong,
3235
01:59:33,466 --> 01:59:35,501
I discovereda whole new phase.
3236
01:59:35,568 --> 01:59:37,436
The cerebral palsy phase.
3237
01:59:39,739 --> 01:59:41,741
Come on, stand up!
3238
01:59:45,678 --> 01:59:48,714
Okay, walking's out.
3239
01:59:48,781 --> 01:59:52,418
All right, think, think.What else is there?
3240
01:59:52,485 --> 01:59:55,788
Yes! I can crawl.I can crawl like Skylar!
3241
02:00:06,332 --> 02:00:07,600
(GRUNTS)
3242
02:00:27,853 --> 02:00:30,623
Fuck! The kid makes it lookso goddamn easy!
3243
02:00:37,663 --> 02:00:39,832
Think, you motherfucker,think!
3244
02:00:39,899 --> 02:00:41,467
Yes!
3245
02:00:41,534 --> 02:00:43,970
I got it! I've got it!
3246
02:00:44,036 --> 02:00:46,005
I can roll! I can roll!
3247
02:00:55,915 --> 02:00:57,416
(GROANS)
3248
02:01:05,858 --> 02:01:07,460
(GRUNTING)
3249
02:01:34,387 --> 02:01:35,655
Ah!
3250
02:01:35,721 --> 02:01:37,556
(MOANING)
3251
02:01:52,705 --> 02:01:54,674
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
3252
02:01:52,705 --> 02:01:54,674
Ah!
3253
02:02:05,084 --> 02:02:07,620
(JORDAN YELLING)
3254
02:02:08,554 --> 02:02:09,789
NAOMI: Jordan.
3255
02:02:09,855 --> 02:02:11,090
(JORDAN YELLS)
3256
02:02:11,157 --> 02:02:13,025
Jordan.
3257
02:02:13,092 --> 02:02:14,760
Oh, Jesus.Where are you?
3258
02:02:14,827 --> 02:02:16,328
(SLURRING)
I'm at a country club!
3259
02:02:16,395 --> 02:02:17,430
What?
3260
02:02:17,496 --> 02:02:20,566
I'm at a country club!
3261
02:02:20,633 --> 02:02:21,767
I don't knowwhat the fuckyou're saying.
3262
02:02:21,834 --> 02:02:23,035
Look, you needto get home.
3263
02:02:23,102 --> 02:02:25,838
Donnie is out of control!He's on the other line
3264
02:02:25,905 --> 02:02:27,773
with some Swiss guy.I don't know...
3265
02:02:27,840 --> 02:02:28,874
What?
3266
02:02:28,941 --> 02:02:32,344
Get him off the phone!
3267
02:02:32,411 --> 02:02:35,014
I can't understand you!
3268
02:02:35,081 --> 02:02:36,115
Get him
3269
02:02:36,182 --> 02:02:37,450
off
3270
02:02:37,516 --> 02:02:38,851
the phone!
3271
02:02:38,918 --> 02:02:40,019
I don't know what the fuckyou're saying, Jordan.
3272
02:02:40,086 --> 02:02:41,620
Can you justget home? Hurry!
3273
02:02:41,687 --> 02:02:42,955
(JORDAN YELLING GIBBERISH)
3274
02:02:43,022 --> 02:02:44,423
(SOBBING)
3275
02:02:51,464 --> 02:02:53,599
JORDAN: I was less thana mile from home.
3276
02:02:53,666 --> 02:02:56,368
I drove as slowas I fucking could.
3277
02:02:56,435 --> 02:02:58,471
I'd seen Jell-O move faster.
3278
02:02:58,537 --> 02:03:00,873
DONNIE: (SLURRING) I wasgonna give you 2 million.
3279
02:03:00,940 --> 02:03:03,476
I's gonna be lates.
3280
02:03:04,143 --> 02:03:05,711
You ate 2 million?
3281
02:03:06,645 --> 02:03:07,913
Later.
3282
02:03:07,980 --> 02:03:08,948
JORDAN: Get off the phone.
3283
02:03:09,014 --> 02:03:10,683
Get off the fuckingphone! Idiot!
3284
02:03:10,750 --> 02:03:11,984
(CAR HONKING)
3285
02:03:12,051 --> 02:03:14,587
MAN: Get out of the way,
asshole!
3286
02:03:14,653 --> 02:03:16,756
(DONNIE SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
3287
02:03:16,822 --> 02:03:18,090
You hate 2 million?
3288
02:03:18,157 --> 02:03:19,925
No, you don't hate
2 million, Donnie.
3289
02:03:22,194 --> 02:03:25,097
JORDAN: By some miracle,I made it home alive,
3290
02:03:25,164 --> 02:03:27,433
not a scratch on meor the car.
3291
02:03:28,467 --> 02:03:29,668
(GRUNTING)
3292
02:03:34,507 --> 02:03:35,941
(DONNIE MUMBLING)
3293
02:03:34,507 --> 02:03:35,941
(TV PLAYING)
3294
02:03:36,876 --> 02:03:38,611
NAOMI: Jordan?
3295
02:03:36,876 --> 02:03:38,611
(SCREAMS)
3296
02:03:38,677 --> 02:03:41,046
Jesus fucking Christ!
3297
02:03:41,113 --> 02:03:42,648
What did you take?
3298
02:03:42,715 --> 02:03:44,016
What's wrong with you?
3299
02:03:44,083 --> 02:03:45,117
Jor!
3300
02:03:45,184 --> 02:03:47,586
It's fucking good, right?
3301
02:03:47,653 --> 02:03:48,954
Fucked up!
3302
02:03:49,021 --> 02:03:50,456
(LAUGHS)
3303
02:03:50,523 --> 02:03:51,924
Get off the phone!
3304
02:03:55,194 --> 02:03:57,596
What the fuck, Jordan?
3305
02:03:57,663 --> 02:03:59,064
Your daughter's
in the house!
3306
02:03:59,131 --> 02:04:00,466
I hope you know that!
3307
02:04:00,533 --> 02:04:01,634
Your fucking daughter's
in the house!
3308
02:04:01,700 --> 02:04:03,636
(DONNIE LAUGHING)
3309
02:04:01,700 --> 02:04:03,636
Yeah, it's
real fucking funny, Donnie.
3310
02:04:03,702 --> 02:04:06,105
Get off the phone!
3311
02:04:06,172 --> 02:04:08,073
(LAUGHS)
3312
02:04:06,172 --> 02:04:08,073
NAOMI: Jesus Christ, Jordan.
3313
02:04:08,140 --> 02:04:09,975
The FBI!
3314
02:04:11,110 --> 02:04:12,578
Hey!
3315
02:04:13,112 --> 02:04:15,147
I'm on phone!
3316
02:04:15,214 --> 02:04:17,583
Get off the fucking phone!
3317
02:04:19,552 --> 02:04:21,053
Come here!
3318
02:04:19,552 --> 02:04:21,053
...the phone.
3319
02:04:23,622 --> 02:04:26,559
NAOMI: Come on. We're gonna
go upstairs, all right.
3320
02:04:28,294 --> 02:04:29,595
Ow!
3321
02:04:31,630 --> 02:04:32,932
I'm on the phone!
3322
02:04:32,998 --> 02:04:34,567
On the phone!
3323
02:04:34,633 --> 02:04:36,936
I know what you did,
3324
02:04:37,002 --> 02:04:38,470
you piece of shit!
3325
02:04:38,537 --> 02:04:40,039
What? What?
3326
02:04:40,105 --> 02:04:41,640
Brad!
3327
02:04:42,107 --> 02:04:43,075
Huh?
3328
02:04:43,142 --> 02:04:44,810
Brad!
3329
02:04:45,311 --> 02:04:46,545
Brad!
3330
02:04:46,612 --> 02:04:49,014
You fucking cocksucker!
3331
02:04:50,983 --> 02:04:52,518
(SCREAMS)
3332
02:04:53,586 --> 02:04:55,254
What did you do,
3333
02:04:55,321 --> 02:04:57,122
you piece of shit?
3334
02:04:57,189 --> 02:04:58,624
Fuck you!
3335
02:04:59,892 --> 02:05:02,194
I wanna fucking kill you!
3336
02:05:02,261 --> 02:05:04,230
I wanna fucking kill you!
3337
02:05:05,197 --> 02:05:06,699
I got you!
3338
02:05:08,968 --> 02:05:09,969
(GROANS)
3339
02:05:11,637 --> 02:05:12,938
(MOANING)
3340
02:05:20,212 --> 02:05:21,780
(COUGHS)
3341
02:05:29,822 --> 02:05:31,223
(CHOKING)
3342
02:05:31,290 --> 02:05:32,992
What the fuck happened?
3343
02:05:33,659 --> 02:05:34,927
Oh, shit!
3344
02:05:34,994 --> 02:05:36,962
Jordan? Jordan,
are you all right?
3345
02:05:37,029 --> 02:05:38,631
Donnie? Donnie?
3346
02:05:38,964 --> 02:05:40,065
Donnie?
3347
02:05:40,132 --> 02:05:41,667
Jordan, he's not breathing.
3348
02:05:41,734 --> 02:05:43,535
Oh, fuck,
I don't know what to do.
3349
02:05:43,602 --> 02:05:44,870
Jordan, I don't know
what the fuck to do!
3350
02:05:44,937 --> 02:05:46,105
I can't help him!
Oh, my God. Jordan.
3351
02:05:48,340 --> 02:05:50,876
Oh, my God, I think
he's choking, Jordan.
Do something.
3352
02:05:50,943 --> 02:05:53,245
Oh, God.
3353
02:05:50,943 --> 02:05:53,245
JORDAN: Baby, I got you!
3354
02:05:53,312 --> 02:05:55,981
He's not breathing, Jordan.
You gotta do something!
3355
02:05:57,082 --> 02:05:59,551
Shit! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
3356
02:05:59,618 --> 02:06:01,053
OLIVE OYL: Ah!
3357
02:06:01,120 --> 02:06:02,254
I got you.
3358
02:06:02,321 --> 02:06:04,123
(PANTING)
3359
02:06:09,061 --> 02:06:11,030
(GRUNTING)
3360
02:06:12,331 --> 02:06:13,732
(INHALING)
3361
02:06:19,138 --> 02:06:20,139
Oh!
3362
02:06:21,807 --> 02:06:23,342
Step aside!
3363
02:06:23,409 --> 02:06:25,010
Oh, God!
3364
02:06:25,277 --> 02:06:27,246
Oh, God!
3365
02:06:27,313 --> 02:06:29,048
Move aside, baby.
3366
02:06:33,819 --> 02:06:35,020
(JORDAN GRUNTING)
3367
02:06:36,021 --> 02:06:37,823
Come on! Come on!
3368
02:06:37,890 --> 02:06:39,091
Come on!
3369
02:06:39,792 --> 02:06:41,026
(CHOKING)
3370
02:06:43,862 --> 02:06:46,131
Jordan, he's not breathing.
You gotta do something.
3371
02:06:47,366 --> 02:06:49,635
Jordan, he's a father!
He's got fucking kids!
3372
02:06:49,702 --> 02:06:51,103
Do something!
3373
02:06:49,702 --> 02:06:51,103
Yeah?
3374
02:06:53,172 --> 02:06:54,673
(BLOWING)
3375
02:06:55,274 --> 02:06:56,942
(GRUNTS)
3376
02:06:57,009 --> 02:06:57,943
NAOMI: Rocco,
you gotta get over here.
3377
02:06:58,010 --> 02:06:59,912
Come on.
3378
02:06:58,010 --> 02:06:59,912
Call an ambulance!
3379
02:06:59,979 --> 02:07:01,180
I don't fucking know!
3380
02:07:01,246 --> 02:07:02,982
Just get over here!
Call 911.
3381
02:07:03,048 --> 02:07:04,116
(GASPING)
3382
02:07:08,420 --> 02:07:10,022
(YELLING)
3383
02:07:11,056 --> 02:07:12,057
Yeah.
3384
02:07:13,792 --> 02:07:15,928
You all right?
He's all right.
3385
02:07:29,141 --> 02:07:31,043
POLICE OFFICER:
Mr. Belfort?
3386
02:07:32,177 --> 02:07:33,645
Mr. Belfort?
3387
02:07:36,315 --> 02:07:39,251
JORDAN: Get the fuck out
of here. Fuck. (COUGHS)
3388
02:07:39,318 --> 02:07:42,421
Sir, we need to
ask you some questions.
3389
02:07:42,488 --> 02:07:44,656
Are you fucking
kidding me? Fuck you.
3390
02:07:44,723 --> 02:07:45,858
POLICE OFFICER:
Come on, get up.
3391
02:07:45,924 --> 02:07:47,092
Get the fuck
out of my house.
3392
02:07:49,094 --> 02:07:50,996
Let's go.
3393
02:07:49,094 --> 02:07:50,996
I've been here all night.
3394
02:07:51,063 --> 02:07:52,398
I been sitting
here all night.
3395
02:07:52,464 --> 02:07:54,066
What the fuck are
you talking about?
3396
02:07:54,133 --> 02:07:55,901
Where you taking him?
3397
02:07:54,133 --> 02:07:55,901
Where you taking me?
3398
02:07:55,968 --> 02:07:57,069
Where you taking him?
3399
02:07:57,136 --> 02:07:58,370
You ain't got
no warrant.
3400
02:07:58,437 --> 02:07:59,338
Just come up
in people's house
like that!
3401
02:08:00,906 --> 02:08:03,008
Did you drive
your car tonight,
Mr. Belfort?
3402
02:08:03,075 --> 02:08:04,309
Huh?
3403
02:08:04,376 --> 02:08:05,444
Well?
3404
02:08:08,914 --> 02:08:10,749
JORDAN: Wow!
3405
02:08:10,816 --> 02:08:12,184
Maybe I hadn'tmade it home okay.
3406
02:08:27,533 --> 02:08:29,902
Get out of the
fucking way!
3407
02:08:31,870 --> 02:08:33,138
Fuck!
3408
02:08:38,944 --> 02:08:40,879
POLICE OFFICER:
Did you drive
3409
02:08:40,946 --> 02:08:42,181
that car tonight?
3410
02:08:43,515 --> 02:08:45,451
Yeah.
3411
02:08:43,515 --> 02:08:45,451
Yeah, right.
3412
02:08:45,517 --> 02:08:47,719
I'm a family man!
3413
02:08:47,786 --> 02:08:49,354
Family man. Honey!
3414
02:08:49,421 --> 02:08:51,390
It was a miracleI wasn't killed,
3415
02:08:51,457 --> 02:08:54,493
or that I didn't killanybody else.
3416
02:08:54,560 --> 02:08:56,261
The cops took me infor questioning,
3417
02:08:56,328 --> 02:08:57,930
but they couldn't charge me.
3418
02:08:57,996 --> 02:09:00,265
They had no proofI was even behind the wheel.
3419
02:09:00,332 --> 02:09:01,433
Meanwhile,
3420
02:09:01,500 --> 02:09:03,769
Brad did three monthsin jail for contempt
3421
02:09:03,836 --> 02:09:06,238
because he wouldn'trat Donnie out.
3422
02:09:06,305 --> 02:09:07,339
The result,
3423
02:09:07,406 --> 02:09:09,241
I was scot-free.
3424
02:09:09,308 --> 02:09:11,510
But I had eyes on melike never before.
3425
02:09:11,577 --> 02:09:13,445
MANNY:
You're a lucky man, Jordan.
3426
02:09:13,512 --> 02:09:16,248
You're lucky to be alive,
let alone not in jail.
3427
02:09:16,315 --> 02:09:17,916
You know I don't
believe in luck, right?
3428
02:09:17,983 --> 02:09:19,751
But it's time.
3429
02:09:19,818 --> 02:09:21,887
Please, let me
call the SEC
and cut a deal
3430
02:09:21,954 --> 02:09:23,889
before your luck runs out.
3431
02:09:23,956 --> 02:09:25,357
NAOMI: Wave to Daddy.
3432
02:09:25,424 --> 02:09:26,525
Hey.
3433
02:09:26,592 --> 02:09:28,093
Hey, sweetie.
3434
02:09:29,128 --> 02:09:30,395
(CHUCKLES)
3435
02:09:33,499 --> 02:09:36,802
What kind of terms
would you be talking
about if I...
3436
02:09:36,869 --> 02:09:38,003
MANNY: I don't know.
3437
02:09:38,070 --> 02:09:41,173
You plead guilty
to a handful of
securities violations,
3438
02:09:41,240 --> 02:09:44,276
stock manipulation,
high-pressure sales tactics.
3439
02:09:44,343 --> 02:09:47,146
Ticky-tack shit
like that, you know.
3440
02:09:47,212 --> 02:09:49,214
You pay a couple
million dollars in fines,
3441
02:09:49,281 --> 02:09:52,017
in exchange,
the SEC fucks off
till the end of time.
3442
02:09:54,386 --> 02:09:56,421
And Stratton?
3443
02:09:56,488 --> 02:09:58,790
What happens
to Stratton?
3444
02:09:58,857 --> 02:10:01,293
There's no way...
I mean... You got
to walk away. Right?
3445
02:10:01,360 --> 02:10:02,528
Let Donnie be in charge.
3446
02:10:02,594 --> 02:10:05,063
Right. Donnie.
3447
02:10:05,130 --> 02:10:07,299
Now the FBI is another
animal completely.
3448
02:10:07,366 --> 02:10:09,168
They'll still be
pursuing you for
criminal wrongdoing.
3449
02:10:09,234 --> 02:10:12,004
However, with you
stepping down voluntarily,
3450
02:10:12,070 --> 02:10:14,039
my guess is that
your best friend
Agent Denham
3451
02:10:14,106 --> 02:10:16,241
will be standing around
with his dick in his hand.
3452
02:10:17,342 --> 02:10:18,844
MAX: Jordan.
3453
02:10:18,911 --> 02:10:20,879
What do you
have to think about?
3454
02:10:20,946 --> 02:10:22,314
You beat them.
3455
02:10:22,381 --> 02:10:23,549
You won!
3456
02:10:23,615 --> 02:10:25,450
God knows you never
have to work again.
3457
02:10:25,517 --> 02:10:27,319
MAX: What're you gonna do?
Spend the rest of
your life in jail?
3458
02:10:27,386 --> 02:10:28,487
Is that what you want?
3459
02:10:27,386 --> 02:10:28,487
No.
3460
02:10:28,554 --> 02:10:29,421
Of course not.
3461
02:10:28,554 --> 02:10:29,421
Okay.
3462
02:10:29,488 --> 02:10:31,957
Okay! You got
all the money
in the world.
3463
02:10:32,024 --> 02:10:33,425
You need everybody
else's money?
3464
02:10:33,492 --> 02:10:35,127
Of course not, Pops.
3465
02:10:33,492 --> 02:10:35,127
Well?
3466
02:10:35,194 --> 02:10:37,329
You know, I built it.
3467
02:10:35,194 --> 02:10:37,329
I know you built it.
3468
02:10:37,396 --> 02:10:39,398
You built it,
so now preserve it.
3469
02:10:39,464 --> 02:10:41,300
(ALL MURMURING)
3470
02:10:43,902 --> 02:10:45,370
(APPLAUDING)
3471
02:11:06,658 --> 02:11:08,293
(CLEARS THROAT)
3472
02:11:10,362 --> 02:11:12,297
You know,
3473
02:11:12,364 --> 02:11:15,100
five years ago,
when I started
Stratton Oakmont
3474
02:11:15,167 --> 02:11:17,236
with Donnie Azoff,
I knew the day
3475
02:11:17,302 --> 02:11:20,405
would eventually come
where I'd have to
be moving on.
3476
02:11:21,106 --> 02:11:22,307
(SIGHS)
3477
02:11:22,374 --> 02:11:24,142
And it's truly
with a heavy heart
3478
02:11:24,209 --> 02:11:26,178
that I'm here
to say that...
3479
02:11:27,980 --> 02:11:30,082
That that day
is finally here.
3480
02:11:30,148 --> 02:11:31,483
(ALL MURMURING)
3481
02:11:34,386 --> 02:11:36,488
I wanna... I want to
thank you all for your...
3482
02:11:36,555 --> 02:11:39,258
Your years of loyalty
and admiration.
3483
02:11:39,324 --> 02:11:40,626
But the point is this.
3484
02:11:41,994 --> 02:11:43,262
Under Donnie's leadership,
3485
02:11:43,328 --> 02:11:46,999
along with Nicky Koskoff
and Robbie Feinberg
3486
02:11:47,065 --> 02:11:49,501
moving into key
management positions,
this place really
3487
02:11:49,568 --> 02:11:51,103
is gonna be
better than ever!
3488
02:11:51,169 --> 02:11:53,405
That I promise you. Okay?
3489
02:11:53,472 --> 02:11:55,974
Give them a round
of applause. Come on.
3490
02:11:59,278 --> 02:12:02,014
This is Ellis Island
here, people.
3491
02:12:02,080 --> 02:12:03,982
I don't care who you are,
where you're from,
3492
02:12:04,049 --> 02:12:06,385
whether your relatives
came over on the
fucking Mayflower
3493
02:12:06,451 --> 02:12:08,420
or on an inner tube
from Haiti,
3494
02:12:08,487 --> 02:12:10,956
this right here
is the land of
opportunity.
3495
02:12:11,023 --> 02:12:13,325
Stratton Oakmont
is America!
3496
02:12:17,562 --> 02:12:19,231
All of you know
Kimmie Belzer, right?
3497
02:12:19,298 --> 02:12:20,299
WOMAN: Yes, we do.
3498
02:12:19,298 --> 02:12:20,299
(MEN WHISTLING)
3499
02:12:20,365 --> 02:12:21,500
Fuck you.
3500
02:12:21,566 --> 02:12:23,402
(ALL LAUGHS)
3501
02:12:21,566 --> 02:12:23,402
Come on, Kimmie.
3502
02:12:23,468 --> 02:12:25,203
What you probably
didn't know is,
3503
02:12:25,270 --> 02:12:27,105
Kimmie was one of
the first brokers here,
3504
02:12:27,172 --> 02:12:29,241
one of Stratton's
original 20.
3505
02:12:30,208 --> 02:12:32,077
Now most of you
met Kimmie,
3506
02:12:32,144 --> 02:12:35,480
the beautiful
sophisticated woman
that she is today.
3507
02:12:35,547 --> 02:12:38,450
A woman that wears
$3,000 Armani suits.
3508
02:12:38,784 --> 02:12:40,352
(CHUCKLES)
3509
02:12:40,419 --> 02:12:42,988
Who drives a brand-new
Mercedes-Benz.
3510
02:12:43,689 --> 02:12:45,524
A woman who spends
3511
02:12:45,590 --> 02:12:47,259
her winters
in the Bahamas
3512
02:12:47,326 --> 02:12:49,227
and summers
in the Hamptons!
3513
02:12:54,433 --> 02:12:56,368
That's not the Kimmie
that I met.
3514
02:12:59,604 --> 02:13:03,175
The Kimmie that I met
didn't have two nickels
to rub together.
3515
02:13:04,609 --> 02:13:06,678
She was a single mom
on the balls of her ass
3516
02:13:06,745 --> 02:13:08,580
with an 8-year-old son.
3517
02:13:08,647 --> 02:13:11,450
Okay? She was
three months behind
on her rent.
3518
02:13:12,718 --> 02:13:16,421
And when she came to me
and asked me for a job,
3519
02:13:16,488 --> 02:13:18,690
she asked for
a $5,000 advance
3520
02:13:18,757 --> 02:13:21,727
just so she could
pay her son's tuition.
3521
02:13:26,398 --> 02:13:28,133
And what'd I do, Kimmie?
3522
02:13:28,200 --> 02:13:29,701
Go on, tell them.
3523
02:13:31,670 --> 02:13:33,672
You wrote me a check
3524
02:13:33,739 --> 02:13:36,041
for $25,000.
3525
02:13:37,342 --> 02:13:39,044
That's right.
3526
02:13:39,111 --> 02:13:40,245
Thank you.
3527
02:13:43,648 --> 02:13:45,417
And you know why that is?
3528
02:13:48,754 --> 02:13:51,056
It's because
I believed in you.
3529
02:13:52,758 --> 02:13:56,027
It's because
I believed
in you, Kimmie,
3530
02:13:56,094 --> 02:13:57,696
just like I believe in each
3531
02:13:57,763 --> 02:13:59,798
and every one
of you here today.
3532
02:13:59,865 --> 02:14:02,467
I fucking love you,
Jordan!
3533
02:13:59,865 --> 02:14:02,467
I fucking love you.
3534
02:14:02,534 --> 02:14:04,369
I fucking love you!
I love you.
3535
02:14:04,436 --> 02:14:07,038
I fucking love you, too!
I fucking love you, too!
3536
02:14:10,142 --> 02:14:12,677
And I love all of you!
3537
02:14:12,744 --> 02:14:15,080
And I love all
of you from the
bottom of my heart.
3538
02:14:15,147 --> 02:14:18,383
I fucking love you, too.
3539
02:14:15,147 --> 02:14:18,383
I mean that.
3540
02:14:18,450 --> 02:14:20,519
You are the shit.
You are the fucking shit.
3541
02:14:27,225 --> 02:14:29,194
It's a shame, you know.
3542
02:14:30,796 --> 02:14:32,798
For years, I've been
telling you guys
3543
02:14:32,864 --> 02:14:35,133
never to take no
for an answer, right?
3544
02:14:35,200 --> 02:14:38,203
You know, to keep pushing,
to never hang up the phone
3545
02:14:39,337 --> 02:14:41,373
until you get
what you want.
3546
02:14:42,274 --> 02:14:43,809
Because you
all deserve it.
3547
02:14:46,244 --> 02:14:49,681
You know, this fucking deal
that I'm about to sign
3548
02:14:49,748 --> 02:14:52,083
barring me from
the securities industry,
3549
02:14:52,150 --> 02:14:53,785
barring me from Stratton,
3550
02:14:54,853 --> 02:14:56,488
my home.
3551
02:14:59,458 --> 02:15:01,259
What the fuck is that,
you know?
3552
02:15:02,661 --> 02:15:05,664
I'll tell you
what it is. It's...
3553
02:15:05,730 --> 02:15:08,333
It's me taking no
for an answer, you know.
3554
02:15:09,835 --> 02:15:11,303
It's them...
3555
02:15:11,369 --> 02:15:15,307
It's them selling me,
not the other way around.
3556
02:15:15,373 --> 02:15:17,676
It's me being a hypocrite
is what it is.
3557
02:15:22,848 --> 02:15:24,316
So...
3558
02:15:31,423 --> 02:15:32,791
You know what?
3559
02:15:36,795 --> 02:15:38,396
I'm not leaving.
3560
02:15:38,463 --> 02:15:40,198
(ALL MURMURING)
3561
02:15:40,732 --> 02:15:41,800
I'm not leaving.
3562
02:15:44,936 --> 02:15:46,137
I'm not fucking leaving!
3563
02:15:46,204 --> 02:15:47,572
(ALL CHEERING)
3564
02:15:51,376 --> 02:15:53,578
MAN: You're not getting
a fucking promotion!
3565
02:15:54,946 --> 02:15:56,314
The show goes on!
3566
02:15:58,917 --> 02:16:00,552
This is my home!
3567
02:16:00,619 --> 02:16:03,388
They're gonna need
a fucking wrecking ball
3568
02:16:03,455 --> 02:16:05,156
to take me out of here!
3569
02:16:07,359 --> 02:16:09,661
They're gonna need to
send in the National Guard
3570
02:16:09,728 --> 02:16:11,496
or fucking SWAT team
3571
02:16:11,563 --> 02:16:13,865
'cause I ain't
going nowhere!
3572
02:16:16,902 --> 02:16:17,702
Fuck them!
3573
02:16:20,405 --> 02:16:22,173
Fuck them!
3574
02:16:24,242 --> 02:16:25,877
(HUMMING)
3575
02:16:35,787 --> 02:16:37,455
(ALL HUMMING)
3576
02:16:56,274 --> 02:16:58,310
Jordy! Jordy!
3577
02:16:58,376 --> 02:16:59,978
Jordy! Get back here!
3578
02:17:00,845 --> 02:17:01,980
Hey!
3579
02:17:04,649 --> 02:17:05,917
Give me that.
3580
02:17:05,984 --> 02:17:07,218
(CAWING)
3581
02:17:08,420 --> 02:17:09,754
MAX: What is this?
3582
02:17:09,821 --> 02:17:11,923
Ramar of the Jungle,
for Christ sake?
3583
02:17:13,425 --> 02:17:16,361
MAN: Paddy D, mazel tov,
you Irishman.
3584
02:17:16,428 --> 02:17:19,698
Jordan Belfort just welchedon his deal with the SEC.
3585
02:17:19,764 --> 02:17:22,434
He is back in the ocean.Happy hunting.
3586
02:17:30,775 --> 02:17:32,811
(HIP HOP MUSIC)
3587
02:17:35,547 --> 02:17:37,849
JORDAN:
It was our time to party big.
3588
02:17:37,916 --> 02:17:41,319
And just as Bradwas released from jail, too.
3589
02:17:41,386 --> 02:17:43,488
I apologized,even offered to pay him
3590
02:17:43,555 --> 02:17:45,690
for his time in the can.
3591
02:17:45,757 --> 02:17:47,859
But he said no,that he was out.
3592
02:17:47,926 --> 02:17:49,794
He didn't wantany part of us.
3593
02:17:49,861 --> 02:17:51,496
Sad thing was,
3594
02:17:51,563 --> 02:17:53,264
two years later
3595
02:17:53,331 --> 02:17:54,899
he was dead.
3596
02:17:54,966 --> 02:17:57,369
Massive heart attack.Thirty-five.
3597
02:17:58,370 --> 02:18:00,739
Same age Mozart died.
3598
02:18:00,805 --> 02:18:03,875
Not that they have a hellof a lot in common, but...
3599
02:18:03,942 --> 02:18:06,044
Anyway, I don't knowwhy that came to mind.
3600
02:18:08,413 --> 02:18:09,614
Within days,
3601
02:18:09,681 --> 02:18:12,050
subpoenas started flying.
3602
02:18:12,117 --> 02:18:15,654
Notices to produce documents,depositions, you name it.
3603
02:18:15,720 --> 02:18:17,756
Donnie couldn'tdrink water fast enough.
3604
02:18:17,822 --> 02:18:20,291
DONNIE:
United States government
wants to give me a subpoena?
3605
02:18:20,358 --> 02:18:23,461
Here's what we do
with subpoenas
at Stratton Oakmont!
3606
02:18:29,401 --> 02:18:31,836
Fuck you, USA! Fuck you!
3607
02:18:31,903 --> 02:18:33,805
Fuck you! Fuck you!
3608
02:18:33,872 --> 02:18:36,374
ALL: (CHANTING) Fuck you!
3609
02:18:41,613 --> 02:18:42,847
Oh!
3610
02:18:43,214 --> 02:18:45,583
Jordan Belfort.
3611
02:18:45,650 --> 02:18:47,652
ATTORNEY: Alden.
That's a nice name.
3612
02:18:47,719 --> 02:18:49,020
Thank you very much for that.
3613
02:18:49,087 --> 02:18:51,089
What kind of
name is that?
3614
02:18:49,087 --> 02:18:51,089
That is my name.
3615
02:18:51,156 --> 02:18:52,824
I do not recall that.
3616
02:18:52,891 --> 02:18:55,460
I do not recall that. Okay?
3617
02:18:55,527 --> 02:18:57,696
ATTORNEY: Mr. Ming,
thank you for coming in today.
3618
02:18:57,762 --> 02:18:59,397
Are you gonna finish
the rest of that Danish?
3619
02:18:59,464 --> 02:19:00,699
Can I have that Danish?
3620
02:18:59,464 --> 02:19:00,699
No, no, go ahead.
3621
02:19:00,765 --> 02:19:02,467
JORDAN:
They interrogated everybody.
3622
02:19:02,534 --> 02:19:03,968
I got a low blood sugar,
thyroid thing.
3623
02:19:04,035 --> 02:19:05,003
JORDAN:
It went on for months.
3624
02:19:05,070 --> 02:19:07,539
It was a totalfucking harassment.
3625
02:19:07,605 --> 02:19:08,973
Tell him to proceed
with the questions.
3626
02:19:09,040 --> 02:19:11,509
JORDAN: But not a singleStrattonite cracked.
3627
02:19:11,576 --> 02:19:13,445
ATTORNEY:
Gladys Carrera?
3628
02:19:13,511 --> 02:19:14,879
Doesn't ring a bell.
3629
02:19:14,946 --> 02:19:17,682
Sorry, I have no
recommendation of that.
3630
02:19:17,749 --> 02:19:18,750
No.
3631
02:19:18,817 --> 02:19:20,418
No idea.
3632
02:19:20,485 --> 02:19:22,420
I don't recall
that transaction.
You guys have any milk?
3633
02:19:22,487 --> 02:19:24,989
Absolutely not.
3634
02:19:25,056 --> 02:19:26,891
ATTORNEY: Francis Sortigi
you called so many times
3635
02:19:26,958 --> 02:19:28,993
I just thought you
might remember that.
3636
02:19:29,060 --> 02:19:30,762
Would you rememberany of those?
3637
02:19:30,829 --> 02:19:32,597
I do not recall
any of that.
3638
02:19:30,829 --> 02:19:32,597
This Abdul...
3639
02:19:32,664 --> 02:19:34,666
I do not...
No, I don't recall.
3640
02:19:34,733 --> 02:19:36,601
ATTORNEY:
It was a long phone call.
3641
02:19:36,668 --> 02:19:38,369
I just wondered if you have
any memory of that.
3642
02:19:38,436 --> 02:19:40,038
Okay. You know
we've talked to several
3643
02:19:40,105 --> 02:19:41,606
of the employees
at this firm
3644
02:19:41,673 --> 02:19:42,674
and nobody
can recall anything
3645
02:19:42,741 --> 02:19:44,809
about this Steve Madden IPO.
3646
02:19:44,876 --> 02:19:45,910
I think it's odd.
3647
02:19:47,979 --> 02:19:49,414
MANNY: Do you recall
3648
02:19:49,481 --> 02:19:50,482
Cartage Corporation?
3649
02:19:50,548 --> 02:19:51,916
Mmm.
3650
02:19:51,983 --> 02:19:53,451
You do recall it?
3651
02:19:53,518 --> 02:19:55,120
No, I don't recall
that at all.
3652
02:19:55,186 --> 02:19:58,890
Excuse me. I have to ask.
Is that your real hair?
3653
02:19:58,957 --> 02:20:00,892
Are you gonna say
anything about that?
3654
02:20:00,959 --> 02:20:02,060
Are you gonna
comment on my hair?
3655
02:20:02,127 --> 02:20:04,462
Is that how we're doing...
Is this personal questions?
3656
02:20:04,529 --> 02:20:05,830
I'm just wondering
why you would wear
something like that.
3657
02:20:05,897 --> 02:20:07,732
Sorry. I don't
recall that company.
3658
02:20:10,001 --> 02:20:11,770
Can I get you
anything else,
gentlemen?
3659
02:20:11,836 --> 02:20:13,671
Yes. Sweetheart,
I have a rare condition
3660
02:20:13,738 --> 02:20:14,906
which requires me
to drink one of those
3661
02:20:14,973 --> 02:20:17,575
every 15 minutes, please.
3662
02:20:17,642 --> 02:20:20,779
We were specifically advisednot to leave the country.
3663
02:20:20,845 --> 02:20:23,014
So, we tookour wives to Italy.
3664
02:20:23,081 --> 02:20:25,483
We figured we were saferworking from overseas
3665
02:20:25,550 --> 02:20:26,951
giving orders to Rugrat.
3666
02:20:27,018 --> 02:20:29,420
Nobody could arrest usand nobody could prove
3667
02:20:29,487 --> 02:20:31,489
I was still runningStratton from a yacht.
3668
02:20:31,556 --> 02:20:32,624
Hey, Rugrat.
3669
02:20:32,690 --> 02:20:33,892
Oh!
3670
02:20:32,690 --> 02:20:33,892
Bonjour.
3671
02:20:33,958 --> 02:20:35,960
You bald-headed eagle,
how you doing?
3672
02:20:36,027 --> 02:20:37,028
Donnie, Donnie, listen!
3673
02:20:37,095 --> 02:20:38,596
We have a problem, okay.
3674
02:20:38,663 --> 02:20:41,933
Your friend, Steve Madden,
is unloading shares.
3675
02:20:42,000 --> 02:20:43,868
What are you saying?
Who told you that?
3676
02:20:43,935 --> 02:20:45,703
What's going on?
3677
02:20:43,935 --> 02:20:45,703
He's doing it, Donnie!
3678
02:20:45,770 --> 02:20:48,072
He said that
Steve Madden's
unloading shares.
3679
02:20:48,139 --> 02:20:49,774
Who told you that?
It's bullshit!
3680
02:20:49,841 --> 02:20:51,676
Give me that
goddamn phone.
3681
02:20:51,743 --> 02:20:53,645
What's going on?
3682
02:20:53,711 --> 02:20:55,814
Jordan, look.
I'm watching the screen
3683
02:20:55,880 --> 02:20:58,616
and huge chunks
of Steve Madden
are being sold, okay.
3684
02:20:58,683 --> 02:21:00,718
It's not coming from us,
so it's gotta be Steve.
3685
02:21:00,785 --> 02:21:02,854
He's the only person
with that many shares.
3686
02:21:02,921 --> 02:21:03,521
It's Donnie.
Call me back, all right.
3687
02:21:03,588 --> 02:21:05,023
Donnie, your
little friend
3688
02:21:05,089 --> 02:21:06,291
is trying to fuck me,
you know that.
3689
02:21:06,357 --> 02:21:08,159
Your little friend
is trying to fuck me
right in the ass.
3690
02:21:08,226 --> 02:21:09,828
Get him on
the phone now!
3691
02:21:08,226 --> 02:21:09,828
We don't know anything yet.
3692
02:21:09,894 --> 02:21:11,696
Let's not jump
to conclusions.
3693
02:21:11,763 --> 02:21:13,498
JORDAN:
Even though I owned 85%
3694
02:21:13,565 --> 02:21:16,634
of Steve-cocksucking-motherfucking-Madden Shoes,
3695
02:21:16,701 --> 02:21:18,970
the shares werein his fucking name.
3696
02:21:19,037 --> 02:21:21,072
This motherfucker knewI was in troublewith the feds
3697
02:21:21,139 --> 02:21:22,941
and was tryingto take advantage.
3698
02:21:23,007 --> 02:21:24,709
Talk to me, man.
How do you wanna play this?
3699
02:21:24,776 --> 02:21:26,544
I want you to get
all our clients on
the phone right now
3700
02:21:26,611 --> 02:21:27,946
and have them start selling
Steve Madden.
3701
02:21:28,012 --> 02:21:29,480
We're gonna drive
that fucking price down!
3702
02:21:29,547 --> 02:21:31,149
Do you hear me?
Shut the fuck up!
3703
02:21:31,216 --> 02:21:32,684
This is your
fucking friend
from high school.
3704
02:21:32,750 --> 02:21:35,053
If that littlefucking prick thinkshe can fuck with me,
3705
02:21:35,119 --> 02:21:37,722
we'll turn his company
into a penny stock!
You hear me?
3706
02:21:37,789 --> 02:21:38,890
You got it?
3707
02:21:37,789 --> 02:21:38,890
Yes. I got it!
3708
02:21:38,957 --> 02:21:40,758
DONNIE: Let's just notjump to conclusions
3709
02:21:40,825 --> 02:21:42,026
before we knowwhat's going on.
3710
02:21:42,093 --> 02:21:43,494
Captain Ted!
3711
02:21:43,561 --> 02:21:45,063
Captain Ted!
3712
02:21:45,129 --> 02:21:47,732
Hang up your phones!
Everybody, hey!
3713
02:21:47,799 --> 02:21:50,602
Turn the boat around!
We're going home!
3714
02:21:50,668 --> 02:21:52,203
(NAOMI SOBBING)
3715
02:21:53,671 --> 02:21:56,074
Baby!
Baby, what happened?
3716
02:21:56,140 --> 02:21:57,942
I just...
3717
02:21:58,009 --> 02:21:59,077
Sweetheart,
what's going on?
3718
02:22:00,211 --> 02:22:01,813
Aunt Emma...
3719
02:22:02,714 --> 02:22:04,549
Just wait.
3720
02:22:04,616 --> 02:22:06,050
I can't...
3721
02:22:06,117 --> 02:22:09,020
What's going on?
Why you crying?
3722
02:22:09,087 --> 02:22:11,155
She's dead!
3723
02:22:09,087 --> 02:22:11,155
Who? Who's dead?
3724
02:22:11,222 --> 02:22:13,625
I just got a call from
my cousin Betty.
3725
02:22:13,691 --> 02:22:14,792
Yeah?
3726
02:22:14,859 --> 02:22:16,561
Aunt Emma is dead.
3727
02:22:17,962 --> 02:22:20,965
Are you fucking
kidding me?
3728
02:22:17,962 --> 02:22:20,965
No.
3729
02:22:21,032 --> 02:22:21,966
You're serious?
3730
02:22:22,967 --> 02:22:25,303
Oh, my God!
Baby, that's...
3731
02:22:25,370 --> 02:22:26,838
Oh, fuck!
3732
02:22:26,905 --> 02:22:28,706
Oh, sweetheart,
that's just...
3733
02:22:28,773 --> 02:22:30,108
Fucking heart attack!
3734
02:22:30,174 --> 02:22:31,776
Boom, snap, gone.
3735
02:22:31,843 --> 02:22:33,912
Shuffled off her mortal coil.
3736
02:22:33,978 --> 02:22:37,548
And $20 million stuckin a Swiss bank account.
3737
02:22:37,615 --> 02:22:39,317
The last time
I talked to her
she was fine!
3738
02:22:39,384 --> 02:22:41,753
She's not that old.
3739
02:22:39,384 --> 02:22:41,753
Oh, God! Baby, oh, God!
3740
02:22:41,819 --> 02:22:43,788
That's so fucking terrible!
3741
02:22:43,855 --> 02:22:45,590
Oh, fuck!
3742
02:22:45,657 --> 02:22:47,125
It is terrible.
3743
02:22:47,191 --> 02:22:49,294
Your aunt was
such an elegant,
attractive woman.
3744
02:22:49,360 --> 02:22:51,129
My condolences to you
and your family.
3745
02:22:51,195 --> 02:22:52,931
Yes. We're absolutely
devastated.
3746
02:22:52,997 --> 02:22:54,832
Thank you so much
for your condolences.
3747
02:22:54,899 --> 02:22:56,134
Now where does
that leave us
3748
02:22:56,200 --> 02:22:57,802
in regard to her
account exactly?
3749
02:22:57,869 --> 02:22:59,604
Does it go into probate
or what?
3750
02:22:59,671 --> 02:23:01,072
Not to worry, Jordan.
Not to worry.
3751
02:23:01,139 --> 02:23:03,041
Your aunt, before she died,
3752
02:23:03,107 --> 02:23:06,010
signed a document
naming you as
her successor.
3753
02:23:06,077 --> 02:23:07,779
She did? (LAUGHS)
3754
02:23:07,845 --> 02:23:09,714
Fantastic!
Well, that's good news!
3755
02:23:09,781 --> 02:23:11,983
Well, not as of yet.
3756
02:23:12,050 --> 02:23:14,052
What does that mean?
Not as of yet?
3757
02:23:14,118 --> 02:23:16,621
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
3758
02:23:16,688 --> 02:23:18,623
I can't seem to hear you.
3759
02:23:18,690 --> 02:23:21,292
I must have bad reception.
Are you speaking English?
3760
02:23:21,359 --> 02:23:24,062
Very... Now.
Fast. Very fast.
3761
02:23:21,359 --> 02:23:24,062
Fast?
3762
02:23:24,128 --> 02:23:26,030
I have to get
to Switzerland now?
3763
02:23:26,097 --> 02:23:27,865
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
3764
02:23:27,932 --> 02:23:30,034
Speak English!
Fucking speak English!
3765
02:23:30,101 --> 02:23:31,235
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey.
Hey! Quiet, okay?
3766
02:23:31,302 --> 02:23:32,971
Take your suit,
take your dick, okay,
3767
02:23:33,037 --> 02:23:34,739
and move your ass! Please.
3768
02:23:33,037 --> 02:23:34,739
Okay.
3769
02:23:34,806 --> 02:23:36,841
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
3770
02:23:34,806 --> 02:23:36,841
Move my ass! Yes!
3771
02:23:36,908 --> 02:23:41,045
I gotta say, theseSwiss were somesneaky motherfuckers.
3772
02:23:41,112 --> 02:23:43,081
Within minutes,he had me set upwith a forger
3773
02:23:43,147 --> 02:23:44,949
who could fakeAunt Emma's signature.
3774
02:23:45,016 --> 02:23:46,851
You American shit!
3775
02:23:46,918 --> 02:23:48,686
I just had to get thereby tomorrow,
3776
02:23:48,753 --> 02:23:50,121
or lose $20 million.
3777
02:23:50,188 --> 02:23:52,390
We're going to Monaco!
3778
02:23:52,457 --> 02:23:54,959
Monaco? Now?
3779
02:23:52,457 --> 02:23:54,959
Yes, baby.
3780
02:23:55,026 --> 02:23:57,628
We're going to Monaco,
so then we can go to
Switzerland, okay?
3781
02:23:57,695 --> 02:23:59,230
But her aunt
just died.
3782
02:23:57,695 --> 02:23:59,230
I realize that.
3783
02:23:59,297 --> 02:24:00,698
But I have business
in Switzerland.
3784
02:24:00,765 --> 02:24:02,200
I need to go to
Switzerland right now.
3785
02:24:02,266 --> 02:24:04,802
Bottom line. Sorry.
3786
02:24:04,869 --> 02:24:06,237
We gotta get to London.
3787
02:24:06,971 --> 02:24:08,206
Why? Why?
3788
02:24:09,707 --> 02:24:10,908
The funeral!
3789
02:24:10,975 --> 02:24:12,910
Yeah, but babe.
Look, look...
3790
02:24:12,977 --> 02:24:15,346
I loved your aunt
more than anyone
in the entire world.
3791
02:24:15,413 --> 02:24:17,782
I really did.
3792
02:24:17,849 --> 02:24:20,084
But she's dead now, sweetie.
3793
02:24:20,151 --> 02:24:22,186
She's dead
and she's not
going anywhere.
3794
02:24:22,253 --> 02:24:23,688
She'll still be dead
by the time
3795
02:24:23,755 --> 02:24:25,423
we get to London, okay?
3796
02:24:25,490 --> 02:24:27,058
Captain Ted!
Captain Ted,
all right, look.
3797
02:24:27,125 --> 02:24:28,960
We're going to Monaco.
Monaco now, okay?
3798
02:24:29,027 --> 02:24:30,728
Monaco, right.
3799
02:24:30,795 --> 02:24:32,030
We're going to Monaco
so that we can drive
to Switzerland
3800
02:24:32,096 --> 02:24:33,431
so they don't
stamp our passports.
3801
02:24:33,498 --> 02:24:35,366
Take care of business here,
we'll drive back to Monaco,
3802
02:24:35,433 --> 02:24:37,335
take a flight over
to London to catch
the funeral
3803
02:24:37,402 --> 02:24:38,903
and be in New York
in three fucking
business days!
3804
02:24:38,970 --> 02:24:40,071
That's the fucking plan.
3805
02:24:40,138 --> 02:24:42,440
I just want you to
know that we might
run into some chop.
3806
02:24:42,507 --> 02:24:44,909
Chop? We can fucking
handle chop, right?
3807
02:24:44,976 --> 02:24:46,210
I mean, it's a
170-foot yacht.
3808
02:24:46,277 --> 02:24:47,812
No, no, no.
We're not going
anywhere
3809
02:24:47,879 --> 02:24:49,213
unless he says
it's safe, all right.
3810
02:24:49,280 --> 02:24:50,748
Don't worry
about the chop.
3811
02:24:49,280 --> 02:24:50,748
It's safe.
3812
02:24:50,815 --> 02:24:52,183
You don't know
shit about chop.
3813
02:24:52,250 --> 02:24:54,452
Oh, really? And you do?
You're a fucking
expert on that.
3814
02:24:54,519 --> 02:24:56,888
I'll chop your fucking
credit card in half.
How about that?
3815
02:24:56,954 --> 02:24:58,856
Chop is fine.
Trust me. Chop is fine.
3816
02:24:58,923 --> 02:25:00,425
Is chop fine, Captain Ted?
3817
02:25:00,491 --> 02:25:01,893
Uh...
3818
02:25:01,959 --> 02:25:03,828
Yeah. I mean,
if we take it slow.
3819
02:25:03,895 --> 02:25:04,896
Yeah, we're gonna
take it slow.
3820
02:25:04,962 --> 02:25:06,731
It's a little uncomfortable.
Tell them it's safe.
3821
02:25:06,798 --> 02:25:07,999
CAPTAIN TED:
It's gonna be safe.
3822
02:25:08,066 --> 02:25:10,001
We'll batten down
the hatches
3823
02:25:10,068 --> 02:25:11,869
and secure the deck.
3824
02:25:11,936 --> 02:25:15,039
And we're looking
at a few... Maybe
a few broken dishes.
3825
02:25:15,106 --> 02:25:16,474
Few broken dishes.
(LAUGHS)
3826
02:25:16,541 --> 02:25:17,942
What's a few
broken dishes?
3827
02:25:18,009 --> 02:25:19,110
Does that sound fucking
awesome or what?
3828
02:25:19,177 --> 02:25:20,778
No. Not really.
3829
02:25:20,845 --> 02:25:22,146
We're gonna have
a fucking good time!
3830
02:25:22,213 --> 02:25:23,981
Let's go to fucking
Monaco now!
3831
02:25:24,048 --> 02:25:25,283
Let's fucking move!
Let's go!
3832
02:25:25,349 --> 02:25:26,984
(THUNDER CRACKING)
3833
02:25:30,455 --> 02:25:31,289
CAPTAIN TED: Hold on!
3834
02:25:34,859 --> 02:25:37,895
What the fuck
is going on out here?
3835
02:25:37,962 --> 02:25:40,398
The Jet Skis
just went
overboard!
3836
02:25:40,465 --> 02:25:42,500
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Honey, you okay?
3837
02:25:42,567 --> 02:25:44,902
MAN: (OVER RADIO)
Gale warning! Gale warning!
3838
02:25:44,969 --> 02:25:47,772
CAPTAIN TED: The waves are
20 feet high and building!
3839
02:25:47,839 --> 02:25:49,340
Turn around, let's go
the other fucking way.
3840
02:25:49,407 --> 02:25:50,808
CAPTAIN TED:
We can't!
3841
02:25:49,407 --> 02:25:50,808
Go!
3842
02:25:50,875 --> 02:25:53,277
We'll get broad-sided.
It'll tip over!
3843
02:25:53,344 --> 02:25:55,179
I am a master diver.
You hear that?
3844
02:25:55,246 --> 02:25:56,280
I'm a master diver!
3845
02:25:56,347 --> 02:25:57,815
No one's gonna
fucking die!
3846
02:25:57,882 --> 02:26:00,318
I got you, baby.
I got you.
Trust me, okay?
3847
02:26:00,384 --> 02:26:01,886
I love you.
3848
02:26:01,953 --> 02:26:03,488
I love you, baby.
Just hold on tight.
3849
02:26:03,554 --> 02:26:04,789
Okay.
3850
02:26:04,856 --> 02:26:05,890
Donnie!
3851
02:26:07,492 --> 02:26:08,526
Hold on, baby!
3852
02:26:08,593 --> 02:26:09,794
Donnie!
3853
02:26:11,829 --> 02:26:13,297
Donnie!
3854
02:26:13,364 --> 02:26:14,966
What?
3855
02:26:13,364 --> 02:26:14,966
Hold on, baby.
3856
02:26:15,032 --> 02:26:16,367
(WHISPERING)
Get the fucking ludes.
3857
02:26:16,434 --> 02:26:17,468
I don't wanna die, Jordan!
3858
02:26:17,535 --> 02:26:20,404
I did a lot of bad shit.
I'm going to hell, Jordan!
3859
02:26:20,471 --> 02:26:23,374
(SOBBING) I fucked up!
I fucked up so bad!
3860
02:26:23,441 --> 02:26:25,776
Get the ludes!
Downstairs!
3861
02:26:25,843 --> 02:26:26,844
What are you saying?
3862
02:26:27,345 --> 02:26:28,779
Fuck!
3863
02:26:29,847 --> 02:26:31,048
Get the ludes!
3864
02:26:31,115 --> 02:26:32,550
I can't go down
there, Jordan.
It's flooded.
3865
02:26:32,617 --> 02:26:33,885
It's three feet of
water down there!
3866
02:26:33,951 --> 02:26:36,921
I will not die sober!
3867
02:26:36,988 --> 02:26:38,556
Get those fucking ludes!
3868
02:26:38,623 --> 02:26:39,857
Okay!
3869
02:26:39,924 --> 02:26:40,992
Go!
3870
02:26:39,924 --> 02:26:40,992
Okay.
3871
02:26:44,128 --> 02:26:45,897
NAOMI: Where's he going?
3872
02:26:44,128 --> 02:26:45,897
JORDAN: Hold on, baby!
3873
02:26:45,963 --> 02:26:47,398
NAOMI: Donnie!
Is he fucking crazy?
3874
02:26:47,465 --> 02:26:48,366
JORDAN: He's just
warning everybody!
3875
02:26:53,538 --> 02:26:54,939
(GLASS SHATTERING)
3876
02:27:00,578 --> 02:27:02,313
Jesus Christ!
3877
02:27:04,048 --> 02:27:05,249
Hold on!
3878
02:27:05,316 --> 02:27:06,584
Get away from
the window!
3879
02:27:06,651 --> 02:27:08,252
Rogue wave!
3880
02:27:08,319 --> 02:27:09,420
Mayday!
3881
02:27:09,487 --> 02:27:12,056
This is Captain
Ted Beecham aboard
the yacht Naomi!
3882
02:27:12,123 --> 02:27:13,357
We are going down!
3883
02:27:12,123 --> 02:27:13,357
I got 'em!
3884
02:27:14,058 --> 02:27:15,293
I got 'em!
3885
02:27:16,460 --> 02:27:17,995
Give me one
for the nerves!
3886
02:27:18,062 --> 02:27:19,430
We're going down!
3887
02:27:19,497 --> 02:27:21,499
CAPTAIN TED:
This is a fucking Mayday!
3888
02:27:21,566 --> 02:27:23,467
We require
immediate assistance!
3889
02:27:25,336 --> 02:27:26,904
(SCREAMS)
3890
02:27:25,336 --> 02:27:26,904
Hold on!
3891
02:27:26,971 --> 02:27:27,972
Watch out!
3892
02:27:28,906 --> 02:27:30,308
(PEPPY SONG)
3893
02:27:34,679 --> 02:27:36,614
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
3894
02:27:40,084 --> 02:27:42,853
JORDAN: The nice thing aboutgetting rescued by Italians
3895
02:27:42,920 --> 02:27:46,290
is that they feed you,make you drink red wine,
3896
02:27:46,357 --> 02:27:48,326
then you get to dance.
3897
02:28:05,109 --> 02:28:07,111
Did you see that?
3898
02:28:07,178 --> 02:28:09,914
That was the planeI sent to come get us.
3899
02:28:11,015 --> 02:28:12,416
I shit you not,it exploded
3900
02:28:12,483 --> 02:28:14,585
when a seagullflew into the engine.
3901
02:28:14,652 --> 02:28:16,454
Three people killed.
3902
02:28:21,058 --> 02:28:22,893
You want a sign from God?
3903
02:28:22,960 --> 02:28:25,663
Well, after all this,I finally got the message.
3904
02:28:29,100 --> 02:28:31,435
(INFOMERCIAL MUSIC)
3905
02:28:31,502 --> 02:28:35,172
Do you dream of becomingfinancially independent
3906
02:28:35,239 --> 02:28:37,908
but struggle every month
just to pay your bills?
3907
02:28:37,975 --> 02:28:39,644
Would you like to own
a home like this,
3908
02:28:39,710 --> 02:28:42,079
but can barely afford
to pay your rent?
3909
02:28:42,146 --> 02:28:43,581
My name is Jordan Belfort,
3910
02:28:43,648 --> 02:28:45,683
and there's no secret
to wealth creation.
3911
02:28:45,750 --> 02:28:47,218
No matter who you are,
3912
02:28:47,285 --> 02:28:48,386
no matter where
you came from,
3913
02:28:48,452 --> 02:28:51,122
you too can become
financially independent
3914
02:28:51,188 --> 02:28:52,957
in just a matter of months.
3915
02:28:53,024 --> 02:28:54,992
All you need is a strategy.
3916
02:28:55,059 --> 02:28:56,694
When I was 24 years old,
3917
02:28:56,761 --> 02:29:00,998
I made a decision
not just to survive,
but to thrive.
3918
02:29:01,065 --> 02:29:03,334
WOMAN: At first I didn'tfeel like deals likethese were possible.
3919
02:29:03,401 --> 02:29:06,671
But we have the house
and we have a $33,000 profit.
3920
02:29:06,737 --> 02:29:08,072
I certainly believe now.
3921
02:29:08,139 --> 02:29:09,573
Think about it
for a second.
3922
02:29:09,640 --> 02:29:11,575
If you don't have the guts
to attend Jordan Belfort's
3923
02:29:11,642 --> 02:29:14,011
Straight Line Persuasion
System seminar,
3924
02:29:14,078 --> 02:29:15,680
then how do you expect
to make any money?
3925
02:29:15,746 --> 02:29:17,214
JORDAN: If you want to bea millionaire someday,
3926
02:29:17,281 --> 02:29:19,517
have some guts.Make a decision.
3927
02:29:19,583 --> 02:29:20,651
Jordan Belfort's
setup worked for me
3928
02:29:20,718 --> 02:29:22,153
because I worked
hard for it.
3929
02:29:22,219 --> 02:29:23,688
And if it doesn't
work for you,
3930
02:29:23,754 --> 02:29:24,588
it's because you're lazy.
3931
02:29:24,655 --> 02:29:25,990
And you should get
a job at McDonald's.
3932
02:29:26,057 --> 02:29:29,226
JORDAN: There's nobodyholding you back fromfinancial freedom.
3933
02:29:29,293 --> 02:29:32,196
And there's nobody
stopping you from
making millions.
3934
02:29:32,263 --> 02:29:33,331
Don't just sit at home,
3935
02:29:33,397 --> 02:29:36,033
or the life of your dreams
will sail right past you.
3936
02:29:38,803 --> 02:29:40,705
I changed all
these people's lives
3937
02:29:40,771 --> 02:29:42,440
and I can change yours, too!
3938
02:29:42,506 --> 02:29:43,974
So come to my seminar!
3939
02:29:44,041 --> 02:29:45,242
The life of your
dreams is only...
3940
02:29:45,309 --> 02:29:47,044
Good to see
you again, Jordan.
3941
02:29:47,111 --> 02:29:48,179
You're under arrest!
3942
02:29:48,245 --> 02:29:49,647
You gotta be joking!
3943
02:29:51,115 --> 02:29:52,350
You're kidding me.
3944
02:29:52,416 --> 02:29:54,218
Hey, get the fuck
away from me!
3945
02:29:54,285 --> 02:29:55,419
Turn that camera off.
3946
02:29:55,486 --> 02:29:57,455
JORDAN: I'm fucking
shooting a fucking
infomercial here,
3947
02:29:57,521 --> 02:29:59,123
you fucking cocksucker!
3948
02:29:59,190 --> 02:30:00,691
Fuck you,
you motherfucker!
3949
02:29:59,190 --> 02:30:00,691
Shut the fucking camera off.
3950
02:30:00,758 --> 02:30:02,560
You don't got
shit on me,
you hear me!
3951
02:30:02,626 --> 02:30:03,761
Go fuck yourself!
3952
02:30:03,828 --> 02:30:06,163
I'm making an
honest living, you
fucking piece of shit!
3953
02:30:06,230 --> 02:30:07,498
DENHAM: Hey, Jordan,
3954
02:30:07,565 --> 02:30:09,233
let me give you
a little legal advice.
3955
02:30:09,300 --> 02:30:10,735
Shut the fuck up!
3956
02:30:10,801 --> 02:30:12,536
JORDAN: Oh, fuck you,
you fucking prick!
3957
02:30:12,603 --> 02:30:14,772
I'm making an
honest living,
you motherfucker!
3958
02:30:16,774 --> 02:30:18,442
JORDAN: I clean up my act.
3959
02:30:18,509 --> 02:30:21,078
I did rehab.I'm a TV personality.
3960
02:30:21,145 --> 02:30:23,714
I'm sober for two years.And this happens!
3961
02:30:23,781 --> 02:30:26,217
Rugrat goes andgets busted down in Miami.
3962
02:30:26,283 --> 02:30:27,451
I'm Swiss,
I'm not communist.
3963
02:30:27,518 --> 02:30:29,320
JORDAN: And guesswho the fuck with? Saurel.
3964
02:30:29,387 --> 02:30:30,354
You gonna beat me?
3965
02:30:29,387 --> 02:30:30,354
No, sir.
3966
02:30:30,421 --> 02:30:32,790
Yeah, I know your country.
You're gonna beat me.
3967
02:30:32,857 --> 02:30:34,592
JORDAN: I mean,what are the fucking odds?
3968
02:30:34,658 --> 02:30:37,328
There had to be 10,000Swiss bankers in Geneva,
3969
02:30:37,395 --> 02:30:38,796
and Rugrat getsthe one dumb enough
3970
02:30:38,863 --> 02:30:41,198
to get himselfarrested on U.S. soil.
3971
02:30:41,265 --> 02:30:43,667
I know.
3972
02:30:41,265 --> 02:30:43,667
(SOBBING)
I'm so sorry.
3973
02:30:46,337 --> 02:30:47,571
JORDAN: Even more fucked
3974
02:30:47,638 --> 02:30:48,706
was that he got busted
3975
02:30:47,638 --> 02:30:48,706
(CAMERA CLICKING)
3976
02:30:48,773 --> 02:30:50,574
for shit that hadnothing to do with me.
3977
02:30:50,641 --> 02:30:52,443
It had nothingto fucking do with me.
3978
02:30:52,510 --> 02:30:54,512
Something aboutlaundering drug money
3979
02:30:54,578 --> 02:30:57,481
through offshore boat racingand a guy named Rocky Aoki,
3980
02:30:57,548 --> 02:30:59,683
you know,the founder of Benihana.
3981
02:30:59,750 --> 02:31:01,118
Benihana.
3982
02:31:01,185 --> 02:31:03,421
Beni-fucking-hana!
3983
02:31:03,487 --> 02:31:05,055
(YELLING)
Beni-fucking-hana!
3984
02:31:05,122 --> 02:31:06,123
Why?
3985
02:31:06,190 --> 02:31:07,558
Why, why, God?
3986
02:31:07,625 --> 02:31:09,026
Why would you be so cruel
3987
02:31:09,093 --> 02:31:11,762
as to choosea chain of fuckinghibachi restaurants
3988
02:31:11,829 --> 02:31:13,097
to take me down?
3989
02:31:15,699 --> 02:31:18,202
Long story short.Saurel rats me out.
3990
02:31:18,269 --> 02:31:21,405
But not before he rats outBrad's wife, Chantalle,
3991
02:31:21,472 --> 02:31:22,840
who, it turns out,he'd been fucking
3992
02:31:22,907 --> 02:31:25,376
every time she wentto Switzerland!
3993
02:31:27,545 --> 02:31:29,613
No, no, no, it's impossible.
3994
02:31:27,545 --> 02:31:29,613
Oui, oui, oui.
3995
02:31:32,283 --> 02:31:34,084
All right!
3996
02:31:32,283 --> 02:31:34,084
Ah! (GIGGLING)
3997
02:31:34,151 --> 02:31:35,719
JUDGE: One countengaging in conspiracy
3998
02:31:35,786 --> 02:31:37,455
to commit securities fraud.
3999
02:31:37,521 --> 02:31:40,157
Two counts securities fraud.
4000
02:31:40,224 --> 02:31:43,494
One count
engaging in conspiracy
to commit money laundering.
4001
02:31:43,561 --> 02:31:45,629
Twenty-one counts
money laundering.
4002
02:31:45,696 --> 02:31:48,098
One count
obstruction of justice.
4003
02:31:49,333 --> 02:31:51,335
Bail is set at $10 million.
4004
02:32:06,584 --> 02:32:08,352
DONNIE: Uncle Donnie's here!
4005
02:32:08,953 --> 02:32:11,822
Rocky. How you doing?
4006
02:32:11,889 --> 02:32:14,391
Woof. I hate that
fucking dog.
4007
02:32:14,458 --> 02:32:16,594
Yeah, he's getting
old and decrepit.
4008
02:32:16,660 --> 02:32:18,362
Starting to shit
in the house again.
4009
02:32:18,429 --> 02:32:19,763
Me, too.
4010
02:32:18,429 --> 02:32:19,763
Come here, buddy.
4011
02:32:19,830 --> 02:32:21,532
Ah, fuck.
4012
02:32:21,599 --> 02:32:23,267
It's good to
see you, pal.
4013
02:32:21,599 --> 02:32:23,267
Yeah, you, too.
4014
02:32:23,334 --> 02:32:24,335
Good to see you.
4015
02:32:24,401 --> 02:32:26,737
Sit down. Oh, man.
4016
02:32:28,806 --> 02:32:29,874
How you doing, brother?
4017
02:32:30,908 --> 02:32:32,443
(SIGHING) You know.
4018
02:32:32,510 --> 02:32:34,378
Shitty, pal.
4019
02:32:34,445 --> 02:32:36,380
But I'm hanging in there.
4020
02:32:37,715 --> 02:32:40,451
My new piece of jewelry.
Check that out.
4021
02:32:40,518 --> 02:32:42,720
Can't leave the house,
you know?
4022
02:32:42,786 --> 02:32:45,356
Starting to get
cabin fever already.
4023
02:32:45,923 --> 02:32:48,192
Fucking Rugrat.
4024
02:32:48,259 --> 02:32:49,593
That wig-wearing faggot.
4025
02:32:49,660 --> 02:32:51,795
I can't believe
that fucking guy.
I wanna kill him.
4026
02:32:51,862 --> 02:32:54,465
Swear to God,
I want to choke
him to death.
4027
02:32:54,532 --> 02:32:56,600
Irresponsible
little prick.
4028
02:32:56,667 --> 02:32:58,569
(SCOFFS)
4029
02:32:56,667 --> 02:32:58,569
I'll tell you one thing.
4030
02:33:00,371 --> 02:33:03,674
I'm never eating
at Benihana again.
4031
02:33:03,741 --> 02:33:05,709
I don't care
whose birthday it is.
4032
02:33:07,311 --> 02:33:08,679
Where's Naomi?
How's she doing?
4033
02:33:09,280 --> 02:33:11,181
That's her in
the house there.
4034
02:33:11,248 --> 02:33:13,183
You could say hi,
but she probably
won't wave back.
4035
02:33:13,250 --> 02:33:14,685
Naomi, sweetheart!
4036
02:33:18,355 --> 02:33:19,623
What's up her ass?
4037
02:33:19,690 --> 02:33:21,225
Is she mad at me?
4038
02:33:19,690 --> 02:33:21,225
No, you know...
4039
02:33:21,292 --> 02:33:22,593
We probably have to
mortgage the house
4040
02:33:22,660 --> 02:33:24,662
in order to make bail.
4041
02:33:24,728 --> 02:33:26,196
Probably end up
selling the thing
4042
02:33:26,263 --> 02:33:28,432
in order to pay
for all the lawyers.
4043
02:33:28,499 --> 02:33:30,968
It's been a
nightmare, buddy,
to tell you the truth.
4044
02:33:31,035 --> 02:33:33,671
What are you
gonna do, right?
4045
02:33:33,737 --> 02:33:36,373
Anyway, how's Stratton?
That's more important.
4046
02:33:36,440 --> 02:33:37,975
How's morale?
4047
02:33:38,042 --> 02:33:40,277
They all pissed off
'cause they have to
make money legally now?
4048
02:33:40,344 --> 02:33:42,279
Jordan.
4049
02:33:40,344 --> 02:33:42,279
Hmm?
4050
02:33:42,346 --> 02:33:44,615
I got the founding
partners together.
4051
02:33:44,682 --> 02:33:46,884
I talked to them
about everything.
4052
02:33:47,818 --> 02:33:48,652
And I got you.
4053
02:33:49,687 --> 02:33:52,556
What do you mean,
you got me?
4054
02:33:52,623 --> 02:33:54,925
The house, money,
don't worry about it.
I got you.
4055
02:34:00,931 --> 02:34:02,232
All right.
4056
02:34:02,299 --> 02:34:03,500
I love you, buddy.
4057
02:34:03,567 --> 02:34:05,502
You know I'd do it
for you, right?
4058
02:34:03,567 --> 02:34:05,502
I know.
4059
02:34:05,569 --> 02:34:07,271
You know that, right?
4060
02:34:05,569 --> 02:34:07,271
I know.
4061
02:34:08,505 --> 02:34:09,473
I could fucking
kiss you all over.
4062
02:34:09,540 --> 02:34:10,708
All right,
enough, enough.
4063
02:34:10,774 --> 02:34:12,710
(LAUGHING)
4064
02:34:12,776 --> 02:34:13,944
You want a beer, pal?
4065
02:34:14,011 --> 02:34:15,446
What are you drinking?
4066
02:34:15,512 --> 02:34:17,414
I got this
non-alcoholic shit.
4067
02:34:17,481 --> 02:34:18,716
What's that?
4068
02:34:18,782 --> 02:34:21,819
A non-alcoholic beer.
It's got no alcohol.
4069
02:34:21,885 --> 02:34:24,655
It's a beer?
4070
02:34:21,885 --> 02:34:24,655
Yeah, with no alcohol.
4071
02:34:24,722 --> 02:34:25,990
But if you drink enough,
4072
02:34:26,056 --> 02:34:27,992
if you drink a lot,
they get you fucked up?
4073
02:34:28,058 --> 02:34:30,361
No, there's no alcohol.
That's the fucking point.
4074
02:34:30,427 --> 02:34:31,428
I'm not a scientist.
4075
02:34:31,495 --> 02:34:32,496
I don't know
what the fuck
you're talking about.
4076
02:34:32,563 --> 02:34:34,431
I can get you
a beer if you want
a fucking beer.
4077
02:34:34,498 --> 02:34:36,467
I know, but I don't drink.
You remember?
4078
02:34:36,533 --> 02:34:37,735
I don't drink anymore.
4079
02:34:37,801 --> 02:34:38,802
Oh, you wanna
go inside
4080
02:34:38,869 --> 02:34:40,504
and blow some lines
of baking powder?
4081
02:34:40,571 --> 02:34:42,439
Or baking soda...
4082
02:34:40,571 --> 02:34:42,439
(CHUCKLING)
4083
02:34:42,506 --> 02:34:44,608
Can't imagine
ever not enjoying
getting fucked up.
4084
02:34:44,675 --> 02:34:46,343
Yeah.
4085
02:34:44,675 --> 02:34:46,343
I love it.
4086
02:34:46,410 --> 02:34:47,745
How's being sober?
4087
02:34:47,811 --> 02:34:49,680
Fucking sucks.
4088
02:34:47,811 --> 02:34:49,680
Boring, right?
4089
02:34:49,747 --> 02:34:52,816
So boring.
I wanna kill myself.
4090
02:34:52,883 --> 02:34:55,452
There's a term,
and we don't like
to use it
4091
02:34:55,519 --> 02:34:56,987
unless circumstances
dictate,
4092
02:34:57,054 --> 02:34:58,856
and I think
they do dictate
in this case,
4093
02:34:58,922 --> 02:35:00,557
and the term
is "Grenada."
4094
02:35:00,624 --> 02:35:01,959
Have you ever heard
of Grenada?
4095
02:35:02,026 --> 02:35:03,327
No. No, I haven't.
4096
02:35:03,394 --> 02:35:04,762
Grenada's very
interesting because
4097
02:35:04,828 --> 02:35:06,930
it is a small
island nation
4098
02:35:06,997 --> 02:35:10,567
that was invaded by
the United States
of America in 1983.
4099
02:35:10,634 --> 02:35:12,536
It's about 90,000 people.
4100
02:35:12,603 --> 02:35:14,838
And essentially, it means
4101
02:35:15,406 --> 02:35:17,608
this case is unloseable.
4102
02:35:17,675 --> 02:35:18,776
Okay?
4103
02:35:18,842 --> 02:35:20,644
So, you know,
we can come in,
4104
02:35:20,711 --> 02:35:22,379
we can have our dick
hanging out of our pants.
4105
02:35:22,446 --> 02:35:23,614
Nobody gives a fuck.
4106
02:35:23,681 --> 02:35:25,349
I'm gonna win.
4107
02:35:25,416 --> 02:35:26,784
You, sir,
4108
02:35:28,118 --> 02:35:29,853
are what's known
4109
02:35:31,088 --> 02:35:32,089
as a Grenada.
4110
02:35:32,156 --> 02:35:33,424
JORDAN: Hmm.
4111
02:35:35,592 --> 02:35:37,761
You're looking at
real prison time.
4112
02:35:37,828 --> 02:35:39,396
Hmm.
4113
02:35:39,463 --> 02:35:42,366
Money laundering
can get you as
much as 20 years.
4114
02:35:42,433 --> 02:35:44,935
And our case
couldn't be stronger
if we caught you
4115
02:35:45,002 --> 02:35:46,704
shoving cash
in your mattress.
4116
02:35:46,770 --> 02:35:47,805
JORDAN: Is that right?
4117
02:35:48,472 --> 02:35:51,942
DENHAM: Hey, Jordan. Jordan.
4118
02:35:52,009 --> 02:35:55,846
Your rotting away
in jail till your kids
get out of college,
4119
02:35:55,913 --> 02:35:57,347
that's not our
ambition here.
4120
02:35:58,949 --> 02:36:01,518
There's other people
involved in this, too.
4121
02:36:01,585 --> 02:36:04,521
We think they need
to see their day
in court as well.
4122
02:36:07,124 --> 02:36:09,359
Why do I sense
there's an offer
in the air?
4123
02:36:09,426 --> 02:36:13,430
Look at him.
He's got a sense.
What are you, Kreskin?
4124
02:36:13,497 --> 02:36:16,100
Full cooperation.
He provides us with
a comprehensive list
4125
02:36:16,166 --> 02:36:18,535
of all the co-conspirators
spanning the last seven years,
4126
02:36:18,602 --> 02:36:20,404
and he also agrees
to wear a wire.
4127
02:36:20,471 --> 02:36:21,739
(CHUCKLING) Wait...
4128
02:36:21,805 --> 02:36:23,574
Did you just say
"wear a wire"?
4129
02:36:23,640 --> 02:36:24,908
A wire. Mmm-hmm.
4130
02:36:24,975 --> 02:36:26,543
What does that mean?
4131
02:36:26,610 --> 02:36:28,479
You want me to rat?
Is that it?
4132
02:36:28,545 --> 02:36:29,646
No, I want you
to cooperate.
4133
02:36:29,713 --> 02:36:31,849
No. You want me
to rat, right?
4134
02:36:29,713 --> 02:36:31,849
Yes. We want you to rat.
4135
02:36:31,915 --> 02:36:34,952
That's fucking exactly
what we want you
to do. To rat.
4136
02:36:39,656 --> 02:36:41,492
JORDAN:
How was Cristy's party?
4137
02:36:41,558 --> 02:36:42,659
NAOMI: Fine.
4138
02:36:42,726 --> 02:36:43,894
JORDAN: Good.
4139
02:36:45,462 --> 02:36:47,731
Babe, I spoke
to the lawyers
again today.
4140
02:36:47,798 --> 02:36:50,467
I have some really,
really great news.
4141
02:36:50,534 --> 02:36:52,436
Mmm-hmm.
4142
02:36:52,503 --> 02:36:54,872
Turns out you're
completely off
the hook, honey.
4143
02:36:55,839 --> 02:36:57,508
I know that already.
4144
02:36:57,574 --> 02:36:59,443
Right. Exactly.
4145
02:36:59,510 --> 02:37:02,513
You never did
anything wrong in
the first place, right?
4146
02:37:03,547 --> 02:37:06,150
It turns out,
all the FBI really
4147
02:37:06,216 --> 02:37:08,118
wants from me
is to, uh,
4148
02:37:08,185 --> 02:37:10,053
to cooperate.
4149
02:37:10,120 --> 02:37:11,555
You know?
4150
02:37:11,622 --> 02:37:12,956
Turns out I have
so much information
4151
02:37:13,023 --> 02:37:14,625
about the stock market
and Wall Street,
4152
02:37:14,691 --> 02:37:15,826
I could save
the government
4153
02:37:15,893 --> 02:37:17,628
years of heartache,
not to mention
4154
02:37:17,694 --> 02:37:20,631
countless dollars.
4155
02:37:17,694 --> 02:37:20,631
Mmm-hmm.
4156
02:37:20,697 --> 02:37:23,433
But it gets
even better, babe.
4157
02:37:23,500 --> 02:37:26,170
Because if I do
decide to cooperate,
4158
02:37:26,236 --> 02:37:29,072
I might only be
looking at four
short years,
4159
02:37:29,139 --> 02:37:30,841
in which case, you know,
4160
02:37:30,908 --> 02:37:33,944
we could start fresh,
maybe sell the house.
4161
02:37:34,011 --> 02:37:35,679
And any fines
that I'd have to pay
4162
02:37:35,746 --> 02:37:37,548
wouldn't be
due till after I
serve my term,
4163
02:37:37,614 --> 02:37:39,716
so we'd still have
plenty of money left
over, you know?
4164
02:37:39,783 --> 02:37:42,486
Mmm-hmm.
4165
02:37:42,553 --> 02:37:44,788
The only thing that
of course bummed
me out a little bit
4166
02:37:44,855 --> 02:37:47,858
is this whole idea
of having to
4167
02:37:47,925 --> 02:37:50,127
give information
about my friends.
4168
02:37:50,194 --> 02:37:53,230
Like you said, "There's
no friends on Wall Street."
Right?
4169
02:37:53,297 --> 02:37:55,465
Right. Right. Exactly.
4170
02:37:55,532 --> 02:37:56,934
There's a silver lining
to that, too, honey.
4171
02:37:57,000 --> 02:37:58,902
Because they said
eventually...
4172
02:37:58,969 --> 02:38:01,872
Eventually everyone's
gonna have to give
information on this case.
4173
02:38:01,939 --> 02:38:04,741
So, at the end
of the day, it might not even
be a factor. You know?
4174
02:38:04,808 --> 02:38:06,777
Well, that's good
news. Right?
4175
02:38:06,844 --> 02:38:08,579
Yeah, yeah.
4176
02:38:08,645 --> 02:38:10,147
I'm really happy for you.
4177
02:38:11,949 --> 02:38:16,053
What do you mean,
happy for me,
sweetheart?
4178
02:38:16,119 --> 02:38:18,522
You should be
happy for the
both of us. Right?
4179
02:38:18,589 --> 02:38:20,457
Yeah, right.
4180
02:38:18,589 --> 02:38:20,457
All right.
4181
02:38:22,626 --> 02:38:24,895
Come here, baby.
4182
02:38:24,962 --> 02:38:26,096
Give me a kiss,
sweetheart.
4183
02:38:26,163 --> 02:38:27,598
Jordan...
4184
02:38:27,664 --> 02:38:28,866
Oh, come on, baby.
4185
02:38:28,932 --> 02:38:30,968
I haven't made love to you
in so long. Please.
4186
02:38:31,034 --> 02:38:33,670
No. Jordan, stop it.
4187
02:38:31,034 --> 02:38:33,670
Come on, honey, please.
4188
02:38:33,737 --> 02:38:34,972
No! Jordan, stop it!
4189
02:38:36,907 --> 02:38:38,909
I've loved you
since the moment
I saw you.
4190
02:38:40,344 --> 02:38:41,645
(MURMURING)
4191
02:38:42,813 --> 02:38:45,215
I fucking hate you, Jordan.
4192
02:38:45,282 --> 02:38:47,751
Get off me!
4193
02:38:45,282 --> 02:38:47,751
Baby...
Don't do that.
4194
02:38:48,886 --> 02:38:51,054
You know how much
I love you, right?
4195
02:38:51,121 --> 02:38:53,090
Stop that,
sweetie. Please.
4196
02:38:58,729 --> 02:39:00,564
You wanna fuck
me, Jordan?
4197
02:39:02,332 --> 02:39:04,034
You wanna fuck me?
4198
02:39:05,035 --> 02:39:06,169
Good.
4199
02:39:06,236 --> 02:39:08,005
Go ahead.
4200
02:39:08,071 --> 02:39:10,007
Go ahead and fuck me.
4201
02:39:11,074 --> 02:39:13,744
I want you
to fuck me real hard.
4202
02:39:13,810 --> 02:39:16,313
I want you to fuck me like
it's the last fucking time.
4203
02:39:16,380 --> 02:39:17,714
Why are you
moving like that?
4204
02:39:16,380 --> 02:39:17,714
Come on.
4205
02:39:17,781 --> 02:39:18,982
Please hold still.
4206
02:39:19,049 --> 02:39:20,217
'Cause I want you
to come for me, baby.
4207
02:39:20,284 --> 02:39:21,818
Come on, babe.
4208
02:39:21,885 --> 02:39:23,587
Come for me, baby.
4209
02:39:23,654 --> 02:39:24,888
I want you to come for me
4210
02:39:24,955 --> 02:39:26,256
like it's the last
fucking time.
4211
02:39:26,323 --> 02:39:27,991
Yeah?
4212
02:39:26,323 --> 02:39:27,991
Yeah.
4213
02:39:28,058 --> 02:39:30,260
Come on, baby.
Come for me.
Come for me, baby.
4214
02:39:30,327 --> 02:39:31,662
Come on, baby.
4215
02:39:31,728 --> 02:39:33,263
Yeah?
4216
02:39:31,728 --> 02:39:33,263
Yeah.
4217
02:39:33,330 --> 02:39:35,098
Yeah, baby, come.
4218
02:39:33,330 --> 02:39:35,098
You want me to come for you?
4219
02:39:35,165 --> 02:39:37,100
Yeah.
4220
02:39:37,167 --> 02:39:39,136
You want me to
come for you?
4221
02:39:37,167 --> 02:39:39,136
Yeah!
4222
02:39:39,202 --> 02:39:41,338
Huh? You want me
to come for you?
4223
02:39:43,373 --> 02:39:45,108
Oh, God, baby. Yeah!
4224
02:39:45,175 --> 02:39:47,678
Oh, God.
(GRUNTING) Oh, God.
4225
02:39:48,979 --> 02:39:51,114
Oh, God. (GASPS)
4226
02:39:51,982 --> 02:39:53,250
Oh, God.
4227
02:39:53,317 --> 02:39:54,751
Jesus.
4228
02:39:56,853 --> 02:39:58,322
(LAUGHING)
4229
02:39:58,388 --> 02:39:59,923
Oh, baby.
4230
02:39:59,990 --> 02:40:02,326
That was so
fucking great!
4231
02:40:02,392 --> 02:40:03,660
Oh, God!
4232
02:40:06,029 --> 02:40:08,598
That was the last time.
4233
02:40:08,665 --> 02:40:10,634
What do you mean, baby?
4234
02:40:10,701 --> 02:40:13,270
I mean that was
the last time
we ever have sex.
4235
02:40:14,671 --> 02:40:16,340
What are you
talking about?
4236
02:40:18,742 --> 02:40:20,177
I want a divorce.
4237
02:40:21,979 --> 02:40:23,981
What do you mean,
you want a divorce?
4238
02:40:24,047 --> 02:40:25,916
What's that supposed to mean,
you want a divorce?
4239
02:40:25,983 --> 02:40:28,151
Get off me!
I want a divorce.
4240
02:40:28,218 --> 02:40:29,686
You just made
love to me.
4241
02:40:29,753 --> 02:40:30,854
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
4242
02:40:30,921 --> 02:40:33,056
I don't love you
anymore, Jordan!
4243
02:40:34,324 --> 02:40:36,827
Oh, you don't love me?
4244
02:40:36,893 --> 02:40:38,328
You don't love me
anymore, huh?
4245
02:40:38,395 --> 02:40:40,831
Well, isn't that
just fucking
convenient for you!
4246
02:40:40,897 --> 02:40:42,766
Now that I'm under
federal indictment,
4247
02:40:42,833 --> 02:40:44,801
with an electronic
bracelet around
my ankle,
4248
02:40:44,868 --> 02:40:46,403
now you decide you don't
fucking love me anymore.
4249
02:40:46,470 --> 02:40:48,705
Is that right?
4250
02:40:46,470 --> 02:40:48,705
No, no.
4251
02:40:48,772 --> 02:40:50,841
What kind of person
are you? Tell me.
4252
02:40:50,907 --> 02:40:52,175
You married me!
4253
02:40:52,242 --> 02:40:53,944
What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?
4254
02:40:54,011 --> 02:40:55,712
Jordan, this is how
it's gonna go.
4255
02:40:55,779 --> 02:40:57,948
I'm gonna take
custody of the kids.
4256
02:40:58,015 --> 02:41:00,050
If you agree to
the divorce right now,
4257
02:41:00,117 --> 02:41:01,418
I will allow
visitation.
4258
02:41:00,117 --> 02:41:01,418
(SIGHING)
4259
02:41:01,485 --> 02:41:03,353
Okay? Don't try
to fight it.
4260
02:41:01,485 --> 02:41:03,353
Oh, my God.
4261
02:41:03,420 --> 02:41:05,055
It'll save us both
a lot of money
4262
02:41:05,122 --> 02:41:07,357
and I got a feeling
you're gonna need it.
4263
02:41:09,326 --> 02:41:12,362
You're not taking
my kids, sweetheart.
You hear me?
4264
02:41:12,429 --> 02:41:14,064
I've already talked
to the lawyer.
4265
02:41:14,131 --> 02:41:14,965
He said even
if you don't
get convicted,
4266
02:41:15,032 --> 02:41:16,366
I've got a good chance
of getting them.
4267
02:41:16,433 --> 02:41:17,734
I got news for you.
4268
02:41:17,801 --> 02:41:19,302
You're not fucking
taking my children,
4269
02:41:19,369 --> 02:41:21,671
you vicious
fucking cunt, you!
4270
02:41:21,738 --> 02:41:23,740
Fuck you,
you fucking bitch!
4271
02:41:23,807 --> 02:41:25,776
You're not fucking taking
my goddamn fucking kids!
4272
02:41:25,842 --> 02:41:27,377
You hear me?
Fuck you!
4273
02:41:27,444 --> 02:41:30,180
You're not fucking
taking my fucking kids!
4274
02:41:38,789 --> 02:41:40,357
Fucking bitch!
4275
02:41:40,424 --> 02:41:42,159
(PANTING)
4276
02:41:43,026 --> 02:41:44,394
Fucking whore!
4277
02:41:44,461 --> 02:41:46,296
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
4278
02:41:48,965 --> 02:41:51,268
Fucking bitch!
Piece of shit
fucking whore!
4279
02:41:52,235 --> 02:41:53,403
(SNORTING)
4280
02:42:00,811 --> 02:42:03,413
(CHUCKLES)
Look at yourself,
Jordan.
4281
02:42:03,480 --> 02:42:04,848
You're sick!
4282
02:42:04,915 --> 02:42:06,049
You're a sick man!
4283
02:42:06,116 --> 02:42:08,218
Fuck you! I told you,
you're not taking
my fucking kids!
4284
02:42:08,285 --> 02:42:10,787
You think I would
let my kids near you?
4285
02:42:10,854 --> 02:42:12,022
Look at yourself!
4286
02:42:12,089 --> 02:42:13,790
You know what
my lawyer said?
4287
02:42:13,857 --> 02:42:17,160
My lawyer said
that you're going to prison
for 20 years, Jordan.
4288
02:42:17,227 --> 02:42:20,297
Twenty fucking years!
You're never gonna see
the kids again!
4289
02:42:20,363 --> 02:42:21,765
You don't think
I'm not gonna see my...
4290
02:42:21,832 --> 02:42:23,834
No, I'm not fucking
letting you near my kids!
4291
02:42:23,900 --> 02:42:25,869
You don't think I'm
gonna see my fucking
kids again, huh?
4292
02:42:25,936 --> 02:42:27,270
Don't you fucking
touch them!
4293
02:42:28,805 --> 02:42:30,207
Don't you fucking touch me!
4294
02:42:32,309 --> 02:42:35,378
Sweetheart?
You're coming on a trip
with Daddy, all right?
4295
02:42:35,445 --> 02:42:37,214
You're coming
on a trip with Daddy.
4296
02:42:40,383 --> 02:42:42,452
NAOMI: Don't you fucking
touch her, Jordan.
4297
02:42:42,519 --> 02:42:45,255
I swear to God,
I will fucking kill you!
4298
02:42:47,924 --> 02:42:49,192
It's all right, baby.
4299
02:42:49,259 --> 02:42:50,527
You and Daddy
are gonna go
4300
02:42:50,594 --> 02:42:52,195
on a little trip
together, okay?
4301
02:42:52,262 --> 02:42:53,430
A little trip together.
4302
02:42:52,262 --> 02:42:53,430
NAOMI: Violet!
4303
02:42:53,497 --> 02:42:54,998
Violet!
4304
02:42:55,065 --> 02:42:57,267
Get the key!
Get the key!
4305
02:42:55,065 --> 02:42:57,267
VIOLET: I got it!
4306
02:42:57,334 --> 02:42:58,969
NAOMI: Jordan, you open
this fucking door
4307
02:42:59,035 --> 02:43:01,872
right now!
Open the door!
4308
02:42:59,035 --> 02:43:01,872
Put your seat belt on.
4309
02:43:01,938 --> 02:43:03,073
There you go.
Get your legs in.
4310
02:43:03,140 --> 02:43:05,008
I'm taking her with me!
4311
02:43:05,075 --> 02:43:06,309
I told you I'm taking
her with me,
4312
02:43:06,376 --> 02:43:07,377
you fucking bitch!
4313
02:43:06,376 --> 02:43:07,377
(GARAGE DOOR OPENING)
4314
02:43:07,444 --> 02:43:11,214
You're not gonna stop me!
You're not gonna stop me!
4315
02:43:11,281 --> 02:43:13,150
We're going
on a little trip, honey.
4316
02:43:13,583 --> 02:43:15,819
No! No!
4317
02:43:15,886 --> 02:43:17,087
Get the hell out of here!
4318
02:43:17,154 --> 02:43:19,322
VIOLET: Leave that baby alone!
4319
02:43:19,389 --> 02:43:21,558
Violet! Garage door!
Close it!
4320
02:43:21,625 --> 02:43:22,993
SKYLAR: Mommy!
4321
02:43:23,059 --> 02:43:25,061
Get out of here!
4322
02:43:23,059 --> 02:43:25,061
Open the fucking door!
4323
02:43:25,128 --> 02:43:26,396
(ENGINE STARTING)
4324
02:43:25,128 --> 02:43:26,396
Mommy!
4325
02:43:30,133 --> 02:43:31,568
VIOLET: No!
4326
02:43:37,440 --> 02:43:39,009
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
4327
02:43:39,075 --> 02:43:41,845
Oh, Lord!
Oh, my heavens...
4328
02:43:41,912 --> 02:43:43,213
Get the baby!
4329
02:43:43,280 --> 02:43:45,215
Naomi, get the baby!
4330
02:43:46,149 --> 02:43:47,817
Mommy.
4331
02:43:46,149 --> 02:43:47,817
Honey, it's okay.
4332
02:43:47,884 --> 02:43:49,386
It's gonna be okay.
4333
02:43:49,452 --> 02:43:51,254
VIOLET: Oh, Mr. Jordan
has lost his mind.
4334
02:43:52,455 --> 02:43:54,057
JORDAN: Baby...
4335
02:43:52,455 --> 02:43:54,057
NAOMI: It's all right, honey.
4336
02:43:54,124 --> 02:43:55,926
She all right?
4337
02:43:55,992 --> 02:43:57,060
Is she all right?
4338
02:43:58,028 --> 02:43:59,596
What's the matter
with you?
4339
02:43:59,663 --> 02:44:00,997
Is she all right?
4340
02:44:08,371 --> 02:44:09,973
LUCAS: Paragraph 1.
4341
02:44:10,040 --> 02:44:11,374
The defendantshall plead guilty
4342
02:44:11,441 --> 02:44:13,210
to all countsof the indictment
4343
02:44:13,276 --> 02:44:15,078
currently pending against him
4344
02:44:15,145 --> 02:44:17,113
in the United StatesDistrict Court
4345
02:44:17,180 --> 02:44:19,082
for the Eastern Districtof New York.
4346
02:44:19,149 --> 02:44:20,283
Paragraph 2.
4347
02:44:20,350 --> 02:44:21,418
DENHAM: Talk normally.
4348
02:44:21,484 --> 02:44:23,220
LUCAS: The defendantshall participate
4349
02:44:23,286 --> 02:44:25,088
in undercover activities...
4350
02:44:25,155 --> 02:44:26,223
DENHAM: Breathe normally.
4351
02:44:26,289 --> 02:44:27,958
...including wearinga recording device,
4352
02:44:28,024 --> 02:44:30,126
also known as a wire...
4353
02:44:30,193 --> 02:44:32,162
After five minutes,
you'll forget you
even have it on.
4354
02:44:32,229 --> 02:44:33,163
...in conjunctionwith the investigation...
4355
02:44:33,230 --> 02:44:34,631
Fucking brutal.
4356
02:44:34,698 --> 02:44:36,366
Quit your bitching.
4357
02:44:36,433 --> 02:44:38,301
Paragraph 4.
The defendant
must not commit,
4358
02:44:38,368 --> 02:44:40,537
or attempt to commit,
any further crimes.
4359
02:44:40,604 --> 02:44:43,907
Please. Let me just sign
the fucking thing already.
4360
02:44:43,974 --> 02:44:45,342
Thank you.
4361
02:44:48,278 --> 02:44:49,479
Just here?
4362
02:44:49,546 --> 02:44:51,081
That'd be good.
4363
02:44:52,616 --> 02:44:54,150
Thank you.
4364
02:44:54,217 --> 02:44:55,452
JORDAN:
It wasn't even a choice.
4365
02:44:56,486 --> 02:45:00,123
For the next six hours,I came up with a list.
4366
02:45:00,190 --> 02:45:03,093
Friends, enemies,business associates.
4367
02:45:03,159 --> 02:45:04,661
Anybody who'd ever known me
4368
02:45:04,728 --> 02:45:07,063
or taken so muchas a stock tip.
4369
02:45:07,130 --> 02:45:08,465
(ALL CHEERING)
4370
02:45:12,602 --> 02:45:14,904
ALL: (CHANTING)
Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!
4371
02:45:17,107 --> 02:45:20,176
The first nameon the list was Donnie.
4372
02:45:17,107 --> 02:45:20,176
(HOWLING)
4373
02:45:20,243 --> 02:45:22,012
(DONNIE LAUGHING)
4374
02:45:22,078 --> 02:45:23,346
Jordan, do you know
how good it is
4375
02:45:23,413 --> 02:45:25,315
to have you back
in this office?
4376
02:45:25,382 --> 02:45:27,450
It's not the same
when you're gone.
4377
02:45:27,517 --> 02:45:29,252
It's sad, you understand?
It's like...
4378
02:45:29,319 --> 02:45:30,587
That fucking
Steve Madden, huh?
4379
02:45:30,654 --> 02:45:32,222
I can't...
4380
02:45:32,289 --> 02:45:34,124
Swear to God,
I can't even
think about it.
4381
02:45:34,190 --> 02:45:36,092
Every time I
think about him,
my blood boils.
4382
02:45:36,159 --> 02:45:37,661
I can't even
say his name.
4383
02:45:37,727 --> 02:45:39,496
I know.
4384
02:45:37,727 --> 02:45:39,496
It's, like, disgusting.
4385
02:45:39,562 --> 02:45:41,531
I grew up with
this guy and he
betrays me like that.
4386
02:45:41,598 --> 02:45:43,133
Ugh!
4387
02:45:43,199 --> 02:45:45,935
He ever get back
to you about that, um...
4388
02:45:46,703 --> 02:45:48,371
About that account?
4389
02:45:54,277 --> 02:45:55,545
You remember.
4390
02:45:55,612 --> 02:45:57,614
It was like 4 or 5 mil,
something like that, right?
4391
02:45:57,681 --> 02:46:00,417
He was supposed
to kick back
4 or 5 mil, was it?
4392
02:46:05,055 --> 02:46:06,523
Actually, I was...
4393
02:46:06,589 --> 02:46:08,191
I was fucked up, Jordan,
4394
02:46:08,258 --> 02:46:09,559
so I don't
really remember.
4395
02:46:08,258 --> 02:46:09,559
Yeah.
4396
02:46:09,626 --> 02:46:11,428
Yeah, right. Stupid.
4397
02:46:12,295 --> 02:46:14,064
Well, if he calls you,
4398
02:46:14,130 --> 02:46:16,299
you make sure
and contact me, okay?
4399
02:46:18,335 --> 02:46:20,036
Yeah. (STAMMERING)
Of course.
4400
02:46:18,335 --> 02:46:20,036
Yeah.
4401
02:46:20,103 --> 02:46:21,971
Of course, yeah.
No, of course.
4402
02:46:25,608 --> 02:46:27,711
You gonna eat
that last piece
of yellowtail, bud?
4403
02:46:29,145 --> 02:46:30,480
No, it's all yours.
4404
02:46:31,514 --> 02:46:32,649
Can I get this?
4405
02:46:35,352 --> 02:46:37,087
So, what else is...
4406
02:46:39,823 --> 02:46:42,058
Well, how's Naomi
and everything?
4407
02:46:42,125 --> 02:46:43,326
You know how it is.
4408
02:46:43,393 --> 02:46:45,495
She hates my fucking guts.
4409
02:46:47,230 --> 02:46:48,732
How's Hildy? Good?
4410
02:46:49,766 --> 02:46:51,368
She's still alive, so
4411
02:46:51,434 --> 02:46:53,336
my life is fucked,
you know?
4412
02:46:53,403 --> 02:46:54,404
Yeah.
4413
02:46:56,706 --> 02:46:58,308
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
4414
02:47:01,411 --> 02:47:03,046
Mr. Jordan.
4415
02:47:03,113 --> 02:47:04,514
Mmm?
4416
02:47:04,581 --> 02:47:06,583
Mr. Jordan,
you got a visitor.
4417
02:47:07,150 --> 02:47:08,585
What?
4418
02:47:08,651 --> 02:47:10,420
You've got a visitor.
4419
02:47:12,355 --> 02:47:13,723
(SIGHING DEEPLY)
4420
02:47:26,136 --> 02:47:28,171
I need you to
get dressed.
4421
02:47:28,238 --> 02:47:30,240
Why? What the
fuck's going on?
4422
02:47:35,278 --> 02:47:36,780
You're going to jail.
4423
02:47:48,825 --> 02:47:50,226
All right.
4424
02:47:50,293 --> 02:47:51,761
I'll get some clothes on.
4425
02:47:51,828 --> 02:47:53,830
We'll give you
a hand with that.
4426
02:48:02,705 --> 02:48:03,773
Okay.
4427
02:48:11,915 --> 02:48:13,650
(DOOR BANGING OPEN)
4428
02:48:16,219 --> 02:48:17,821
FBI!
4429
02:48:17,887 --> 02:48:19,355
Everybody sit down.
Put your hands
4430
02:48:19,422 --> 02:48:21,491
where they can be seen,
and shut up!
4431
02:48:21,558 --> 02:48:23,293
Don't you fucking
touch me.
4432
02:48:23,359 --> 02:48:25,495
Get your fucking
hands off me!
4433
02:48:25,562 --> 02:48:27,297
Don't get out of your seats!
4434
02:48:40,543 --> 02:48:42,145
It's fucking Chanel!
4435
02:48:44,180 --> 02:48:45,548
(ALL CLAMORING)
4436
02:48:54,791 --> 02:48:57,193
JORDAN: I gave up everyone.
4437
02:48:57,260 --> 02:48:58,962
And in return,
4438
02:48:59,028 --> 02:49:02,799
I got three yearsin some hellhole in NevadaI'd never even heard of.
4439
02:49:04,901 --> 02:49:08,171
Like my pops,Mad Max, had said,
4440
02:49:08,238 --> 02:49:10,640
"The chickenshad come home to roost."
4441
02:49:12,242 --> 02:49:14,277
Whatever the fuck that means.
4442
02:49:18,248 --> 02:49:19,148
LAWYER:
I hope YourHonor would agree
4443
02:49:19,215 --> 02:49:21,451
that Mr. Belfort
has distinguished himself
4444
02:49:21,518 --> 02:49:23,620
in terms of his
cooperation.
4445
02:49:23,686 --> 02:49:25,555
Mr. Belfort has
helped the government
win convictions
4446
02:49:25,622 --> 02:49:28,157
of over two dozen
serious offenders
4447
02:49:29,592 --> 02:49:31,528
and helped them
recover millions
of dollars
4448
02:49:31,594 --> 02:49:34,631
to be made available
for restitution to
their victims.
4449
02:49:37,300 --> 02:49:38,568
The sentence of
the court shall be
4450
02:49:38,635 --> 02:49:40,570
36 months in
federal prison.
4451
02:49:42,572 --> 02:49:44,707
Please remand
the defendant.
4452
02:49:46,910 --> 02:49:48,645
LAWYER: I'm sorry.
4453
02:49:50,613 --> 02:49:52,515
(HANDCUFFS LOCKING)
4454
02:49:50,613 --> 02:49:52,515
That's okay.
4455
02:50:40,964 --> 02:50:43,633
JORDAN: I'm notashamed to admit it.
4456
02:50:43,700 --> 02:50:45,535
When we arrivedat the prison,
4457
02:50:45,602 --> 02:50:47,570
I was absolutely terrified.
4458
02:50:48,571 --> 02:50:49,539
GUARD: Belfort,
on your feet.
4459
02:50:49,606 --> 02:50:52,475
JORDAN: But Ineedn't have been.
4460
02:50:52,542 --> 02:50:54,744
You see, for a brieffleeting moment,
4461
02:50:55,645 --> 02:50:58,848
I'd forgotten I was rich.
4462
02:50:58,915 --> 02:51:01,951
And I lived in a placewhere everything was for sale.
4463
02:51:04,887 --> 02:51:07,590
Wouldn't you like tolearn how to sell it?
4464
02:51:07,657 --> 02:51:10,560
MC: So listen. I've met somebad motherfuckers in my life.
4465
02:51:10,627 --> 02:51:11,794
I'm talkingabout rock stars,
4466
02:51:11,861 --> 02:51:13,896
professional athletes,gangsters.
4467
02:51:13,963 --> 02:51:15,765
I'm telling you,some real badmotherfuckers.
4468
02:51:15,832 --> 02:51:18,368
But this guy,my good friend,
4469
02:51:18,434 --> 02:51:21,004
Mr. Jordan Belfort,is the single
4470
02:51:21,070 --> 02:51:24,340
baddest motherfucker
I have ever met.
4471
02:51:24,407 --> 02:51:26,342
So I want you right now
4472
02:51:26,409 --> 02:51:29,345
to give a warm Auckland,
New Zealand welcome
4473
02:51:29,412 --> 02:51:31,014
for my good friend
4474
02:51:31,080 --> 02:51:33,816
and the world's
greatest sales trainer,
4475
02:51:33,883 --> 02:51:36,619
Mr. Jordan Belfort!
4476
02:51:33,883 --> 02:51:36,619
(APPLAUSE)
4477
02:51:36,686 --> 02:51:38,488
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
4478
02:51:47,096 --> 02:51:48,398
Thank you.
4479
02:51:50,667 --> 02:51:51,868
(SIGHING)
4480
02:52:11,554 --> 02:52:12,855
Sell me this pen.
4481
02:52:17,660 --> 02:52:19,929
It's, uh...
(STAMMERING)
4482
02:52:19,996 --> 02:52:21,998
It's an amazing pen.
4483
02:52:22,065 --> 02:52:24,033
For professionals,
it's a...
4484
02:52:27,170 --> 02:52:28,871
Sell me this pen.
4485
02:52:30,106 --> 02:52:31,107
Well, it's a nice pen.
4486
02:52:31,174 --> 02:52:32,875
You can use the pen
4487
02:52:32,942 --> 02:52:35,778
to write down
thoughts from your
life so you can...
4488
02:52:37,780 --> 02:52:39,015
Sell me
4489
02:52:39,582 --> 02:52:40,917
this pen.
4490
02:52:43,119 --> 02:52:44,821
Well...
4491
02:52:44,887 --> 02:52:48,091
This pen works
and I personally
love this pen...
4492
02:52:52,462 --> 02:52:54,964
(MELANCHOLY JAZZ MUSIC)
4493
02:54:12,008 --> 02:54:14,877
(MARK HUMMING)
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