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- This is Dickie.
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He's not just my manager,
he's also my brother.
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- Hands up!
- I didn't do anything.
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- I think the police
have the wrong guy.
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If Gregg had Ben's handkerchief,
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then whose handkerchief was
Ben holding when he died?
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Only two other men
have seen this before.
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- Did you record with him for our podcast?
- No!
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We just
have to be careful
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who we get involved with.
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That phrase you
used. "Fucking pig."
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I did call him that.
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- Loretta hated Ben. She
was violent towards Ben.
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Does that make her a murderer
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or just... quirky?
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- Oliver, what the
fuck are you doing!?
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- You keep trying to throw
suspicion onto my cast.
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In a few weeks, I finally get what
I've been working for my whole life!
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- Your show is a death trap!
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- Well, maybe I should have hired
someone who could actually sing!
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- I quit!
- And I'm gonna figure out who did it,
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whether the two of you give
a shit or not! I'm done!
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Believe it or
not, I love people.
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Some people.
- Oh, wait.
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- I have something to
show you. - What?
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Oh, you didn't.
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- I did!
- Don't tell... Oy...
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Every schmuck is
getting one.
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I don't even know what they are.
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I just don't always trust them.
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- Ooh!
- Thank you.
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Enjoy.
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They have a bad
habit of leaving.
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Hey, Uma, new haircut?
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- Keep it in your pants, perv.
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Things, though.
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Things I trust.
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Things are made to last.
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From place to place.
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From generation to generation.
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It's why
I take stuff and keep it,
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so the people can stay with me.
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If that makes me a
klepto, so be it.
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Because when the
people we love are gone
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and memories fade,
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what the hell else
keeps them alive?
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You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
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Order up!
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Sit by the aisle.
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Makes the table seem smaller.
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Thank you.
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Don't even think about it.
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- I wasn't. I'm
reading. By myself.
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Catching up on my reading.
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- Bunny and I always
used to split it.
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We came here every week,
until you idiots killed her.
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- We didn't kill Bunny.
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- Pretty jumpy for someone who
didn't kill my best friend.
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So where are your
friends? Murder them, too?
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So, what happened
with you guys, anyway?
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- I quit the musical.
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- Ha! You got shit-canned!
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- It was ruining my life.
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My engagement, my sanity,
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my relationship with
President McKinley.
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President McKinley is a fish.
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- The suspense was killing me.
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- You know, a real friend would've cared,
but Oliver only cares about his show.
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- I'm sorry to hear that.
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It's tough to lose
friends at our age.
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- Oh, I'm sure it
is at your age.
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But at mine?
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Besides, I didn't lose
them. They'll be back.
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- Well, good thing you've
got plenty of time to wait.
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At your age.
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I always used to say there
were three types of people.
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Alive, dead, and dead to me.
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Bunny was dead to me a lot.
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Not once did she
apologize when we fought.
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- So, what, you apologized?
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- Me? Fuck no! What did I do?
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Time passes, you forget
what you're fighting about.
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Thank God she wasn't dead
to me when she actually died.
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- Oliver and Mabel
aren't gonna die.
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In fact, any second now, they're
gonna reach out and apologize.
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Ha, ha!
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Hey!
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Yes, this is he.
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I thought I was already a
friend of the Philharmonic.
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I'm sorry, this is...
this is a bad time.
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They'll call.
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- Thanks for breakfast.
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- Hey! Is that...
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- Oh. Well, he
wasn't gonna use it.
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- He? Is that the hanky Ben was
holding the night that he...
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Geez, how much did you order?
- I got lunch and dinner.
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- Thanks again for helping.
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- Yeah, well...
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I've been too obsessed with...
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How do you sign "murder"?
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- I don't need them.
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I'm the only one that
cares about this case.
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I just...
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I just need to talk to someone
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who can help me get
closer to what happened.
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- Do you know Dickie?
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♪ jaunty piano tune playing ♪
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- [singing slowly] ♪ Which of the... ♪
[piano slows tempo]
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♪ Pickwick ♪
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♪ Tri... ♪
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♪ Plets ♪
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- Okay.
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It's a patter song.
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So if you can bring a
little more patter-pep-up.
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- This is as...
pattery as I get.
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- Okay, thank you! Thanks.
- We'll let you know.
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- Everyone stinks!
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Where are the decent actors?
Why are they being kept from me?
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- I feel like we're
working off old lists!
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Like ancient crusty lists!
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- Cliff, darling, please!
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You know how upsetting it is
for me when you stress dance!
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- It's these ping-ponging
pressures of producing!
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How do you do it? If it's not
one thing, it's a goddamn other,
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and sometimes I feel like I
don't have a single good...
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Oh, wait. I have an idea.
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- Hurrah.
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But run it by Mommy first
in case it's a stinker.
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- I'm gonna go make a call.
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- Oliver, we had someone...
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decent playing the constable,
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and I know you two
had a spat, but...
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- I am not calling
Charles, Donna!
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He quit.
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And I have far too much integrity
to beg him to come back.
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- Counterpoint, you
have no integrity,
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and this is the perfect
time to make use of that.
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- Well, that's a
fair counterpoint.
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- We're almost to reopening.
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It's time to pull
out all the stops!
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Cliff and I have been out
there, trying to rev people up
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about this mad genius
musical redo of yours,
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but they do ask who's in it.
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And Charles was our only name.
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- That's being generous.
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Look, look.
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Charles was wrong for
the part. End of story.
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I mean, did he have a certain Ebenezer's
younger cousin affability? Sure.
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Was he good for the odd laugh?
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Maybe. We had fun.
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But this isn't about fun.
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Charles was not
committed to our show
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and I will take passion
over talent any day.
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So, come on, who's next?
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Who's this guy?
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- ♪ Who? Who? Who? Well ♪
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♪ I... pick... ♪
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[off-key] ♪ You! ♪
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♪ Piano stops ♪
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Uh, sorry, is he okay?
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- That's what he does
when he loves it.
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Thank you for coming in.
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- My guy came through.
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I knew it!
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My guy is on his way!
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Who is your guy?
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The ringer from your
middle school play?
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Some less famous
offspring of Marc Platt?
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Sweet mother of Sondheim!
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- ♪ Which triplet... ♪
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- Oh, good luck, man.
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That Putnam guy's a monster.
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- Oliver? He's no...
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He's already recasting?
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♪ Muffled jaunty piano ♪
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♪ volume increases ♪
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- ♪ Which of the Pickwick
triplets did it? ♪
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♪ Which of the spawn
had the brawn to kill? ♪
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♪ Will a baby get
tried for matricide? ♪
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♪ Coochie-coochie-coo, time for
you and you and you to admit it ♪
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♪ So, quick as a
whip, gotta pick ♪
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♪ Which Pickwick
triplet did it ♪
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Ah! Matthew Broderick!
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I've had sex dreams
about this moment!
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How did you already
nail that song?
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- What can I say? I'm a vessel.
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- Yes! Say more!
Or less. Or just...
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keep standing there
so I can soak this in!
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Matthew Broderick,
Broadway legend!
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I-I can't believe you're
gonna be in my show.
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Cliff, how did
you pull this off?
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- Oh, MB and I met years ago
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while sheltering during
Superstorm Sandy.
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- Ah.
- Scary time.
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Two weeks at the Ritz Carlton,
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almost no room service.
- Ugh.
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- But we survived and now
we're friends for life.
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When Cliff called, I
just dropped everything.
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- Nice work, sweetie.
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And Matthew... Matthew!
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Well, this is what
we needed all along.
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A true stage veteran.
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Enough with these fussy film
and TV franchise phony-baloneys.
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- Charles-Haden Savage?
- Exactly.
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- No, I mean
Charles-Haden Savage.
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Oh, Charles!
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I see you lurking
in that way you do,
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making sure everyone
knows you're here.
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No, no.
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Uh, Lester wanted to check all
the doorbells in the building,
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and I wasn't doing anything.
I told him I'd do it for him.
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And this one, this
one's working.
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- Oh, well, then you
can move along now.
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Unless you'd like to
meet your replacement.
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- Oh, no, no, we
know each other.
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- Yes, we do.
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This is not the first time
Matthew has swooped in
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and stolen a role from me.
- For the millionth time,
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you would not have been
a good Ferris Bueller.
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You were 41.
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Can we get back to work,
please? I'm not sure
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that I've totally got this song.
- Oh, oh, oh.
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♪ Which of the Pickwick
triplets did it? ♪
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♪ Who of the crew would
commit this crime? ♪
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♪ Might a little brat
make a mommy go splat? ♪
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♪ It's a story pretty
gory for a nursery rhyme ♪
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Oh, I do. I have it. I got it.
228
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- Yeah, he's got it.
229
00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:05,077
Oliver.
230
00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,745
Oliver, I'd really like
to try one of those
231
00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:09,331
blue raspberry Gut Milks
I saw in your fridge.
232
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Split one with me?
- Oh, sure. Yeah.
233
00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:28,810
- What?
234
00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:33,731
- Wow.
235
00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:37,819
People really love this
dumb superhero movie.
236
00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:40,864
Isn't it just a snake
that fights crime?
237
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,122
- Shedding labels?
238
00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:09,266
Okay, I understood
maybe half of what you said,
239
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:13,230
but it is clear that
you are a giant nerd.
240
00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:21,446
- Mabel, right? Oliver's friend.
241
00:14:21,863 --> 00:14:24,157
Didn't peg you as a CoBro fan.
242
00:14:24,741 --> 00:14:27,576
Oh. Yeah, huge.
243
00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:30,496
I just love how it's about...
244
00:14:31,998 --> 00:14:34,500
shedding labels. Mm.
245
00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:37,211
- Wow, that's...
- Mm.
246
00:14:37,212 --> 00:14:39,548
- Which of the movies
is your favorite?
247
00:14:40,382 --> 00:14:43,259
- Uh... CoBro 2?
248
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,262
The Return of...
249
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:47,638
the Whip Lord.
250
00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:49,516
- Yeah. That's a good one.
- Yeah.
251
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,476
- Hasn't aged real well, though,
252
00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:54,103
because of the, you know...
253
00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:55,730
Right, the...
254
00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:59,233
Jamaican accents,
I know.
255
00:14:59,234 --> 00:15:00,901
- No, the special effects.
256
00:15:00,902 --> 00:15:02,653
Oh, I, um...
257
00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:04,196
Special effects.
258
00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:05,531
I, uh...
259
00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:08,243
I just wanted to ask you
something, if that's okay.
260
00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:11,370
Right before Ben died,
261
00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:13,622
you said he had to
take a phone call,
262
00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:14,999
and it seemed serious.
263
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,460
Was that the cops or his doctor?
264
00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:21,213
Because Ben's autopsy said
his blood work was clean,
265
00:15:21,214 --> 00:15:23,383
but I started thinking...
- I'm gonna stop you there.
266
00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:27,511
If you came looking for a
juicy nugget for your podcast
267
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:29,263
or maybe a story to
sell to the Daily Mail,
268
00:15:29,264 --> 00:15:31,181
you can try somewhere else.
269
00:15:31,182 --> 00:15:32,434
I'm not your guy.
270
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,020
- I-I'm sorry, I didn't...
- God, even after he's dead,
271
00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:38,522
everyone's just trying to
make a buck off my brother.
272
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,816
It's fucking gross.
273
00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:42,861
But I guess that's
the world we live in.
274
00:15:44,446 --> 00:15:47,365
Hey, excuse me, there's a
minimum bid on this of 5K!
275
00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:51,911
- Burt Reynolds was
there, Dom DeLuise,
276
00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:54,038
who has a wonderful voice.
- Oh, my God.
277
00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:57,041
- And I told Mel Brooks, "Well,
what if it was a musical?"
278
00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,709
You know, I...
279
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,753
I don't normally
enjoy a name drop,
280
00:16:00,754 --> 00:16:02,796
but that was delightful.
281
00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:04,965
- Oliver, I should warn you.
282
00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:07,176
When I commit to a
show, I commit fully.
283
00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:08,510
- Oh, I love it.
284
00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:12,306
You would be surprised how often
people are half in, half out.
285
00:16:12,307 --> 00:16:14,308
"Oh, Oliver,
my kids need me."
286
00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:16,810
"Oh, Oliver, my
girlfriend left me.
287
00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:19,980
I only have a little fishy left,
and I'm afraid of being alone."
288
00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:23,317
I mean, this is the
theater. What else even is there?
289
00:16:23,318 --> 00:16:24,693
- I agree, totally.
290
00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:27,196
So, I-I think I
understand the Constable,
291
00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:29,365
but I'm gonna need your help
to become the Constable.
292
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:30,366
- Ah...
293
00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:32,201
- It's part of my process.
294
00:16:32,202 --> 00:16:35,120
When I did War Games, I
taught myself to write code.
295
00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:37,665
- Incredible.
- For my role in Election,
296
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:40,877
I started teaching high school
and dating some students.
297
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:43,212
- Okay...
298
00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:45,047
- If the constable has a lisp...
299
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,298
I have a lisp.
300
00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:49,343
If he carries
a gun, I carry a gun.
301
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:50,427
Can you get me a gun?
302
00:16:50,428 --> 00:16:52,596
- Anything you want. When
you come back tomorrow,
303
00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:54,974
this is gonna look like
Charlton Heston's man-cave.
304
00:16:54,975 --> 00:16:58,353
- Tomorrow? Opening night is in
two weeks. We have to rehearse now.
305
00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:01,814
Ferris Bueller may take a day
off, but Matthew Broderick?
306
00:17:01,815 --> 00:17:03,983
Matthew Broderick does not.
307
00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:05,735
- Music to my ears, MB!
308
00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:39,603
- ♪ Pick from the
Pickwick pricky pricky ♪
309
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,339
- ♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪
310
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,342
♪ Well, I... pick... ♪
311
00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:14,845
♪ You! ♪
312
00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:16,305
♪ Piano ends ♪
313
00:18:16,306 --> 00:18:17,681
- Incredible.
314
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:20,851
38th time's the charm. Don't
do it any better than that.
315
00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:22,353
People might think it's an AI.
316
00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:25,022
- Thanks. Thanks, Oliver. Yeah.
Yeah. I feel pretty good about it.
317
00:18:25,023 --> 00:18:27,024
- Yeah, c-can't wait to
do it all again tomorrow.
318
00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:29,193
- So, Oliver, where's he from?
319
00:18:29,194 --> 00:18:31,737
Where's he from
originally, this Constable?
320
00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:33,656
- Oh, he's just... He's
from where you're from,
321
00:18:33,657 --> 00:18:36,158
so we don't have to change anything else.
- He's from Manhattan?
322
00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:38,369
Well, slap my ass
and call me Mamie!
323
00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:41,830
This changes his entire
relationship to his profession.
324
00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:43,958
- It... No. Does it really?
325
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:46,293
- A kid from Manhattan
in the 1890s.
326
00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:48,587
The city roils with
ethnic tension.
327
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:50,005
Irishmen, Prussians.
328
00:18:50,006 --> 00:18:52,049
The era of the bicycle craze,
329
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,343
the horse-drawn trolley.
330
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:57,137
Yeah, this calls for some rethinking.
- No, no, no, it really doesn't. It...
331
00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:59,014
- Uh, back to the piano, please.
332
00:19:02,936 --> 00:19:04,228
Let's see.
333
00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:05,730
♪ Three little babes... ♪
334
00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:11,402
- Hi.
335
00:19:11,403 --> 00:19:14,406
I just wanted to
say I'm so sorry.
336
00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:19,118
I've lost people, too.
337
00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:20,953
- It's okay.
338
00:19:20,954 --> 00:19:22,594
I shouldn't have taken
it all out on you.
339
00:19:24,082 --> 00:19:25,791
- Taken what out on me?
340
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:28,128
- Just frustration.
341
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,964
My brother has always
been my business.
342
00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:35,759
My folks adopted me when they
thought they couldn't have kids,
343
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,428
but then they had Ben.
344
00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:39,638
Miracle Ben, child star Ben.
345
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,266
So, I spent my life
protecting him.
346
00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:45,352
A guy who, by the way, was
always fucking up, you know?
347
00:19:45,353 --> 00:19:48,480
Insensitive jokes,
DUIs... Oh, the dick pics.
348
00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:50,024
The thousands of dick pics.
349
00:19:50,025 --> 00:19:52,568
- I never read
anything about the...
350
00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:54,403
- That's 'cause I was
there, cleaning up the mess,
351
00:19:54,404 --> 00:19:56,322
making him look good.
352
00:19:56,323 --> 00:19:59,033
But he still gets all
the credit.
353
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:00,826
For everything.
354
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,202
Story of our lives.
355
00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:05,415
The fame, the CoBro
franchise, the...
356
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,833
Sorry, I'm, uh...
357
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,752
- Sounds like he was
really difficult.
358
00:20:09,753 --> 00:20:11,337
- Uh, yeah.
359
00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,505
But, you know,
360
00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:16,842
sometimes I think a
person's just a...
361
00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:20,387
collection of a
thousand little details.
362
00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:21,972
And when they're gone,
363
00:20:21,973 --> 00:20:23,725
those are the things
you miss most.
364
00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:27,811
Ben loved boba,
365
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:30,941
that disgusting green
tea flavor, and...
366
00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:33,944
and funny dog videos
on Instagram.
367
00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:38,072
He set all his clocks
20 minutes early
368
00:20:38,073 --> 00:20:40,158
so he'd always be
fashionably late.
369
00:20:40,909 --> 00:20:42,535
- I'm sorry Ben is gone.
370
00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:47,540
But I think we owe it to your
brother to find his real killer.
371
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,584
- We did.
372
00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:52,878
That's the only silver lining,
that maniac's locked up.
373
00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:56,591
- I guess I never bought
that Gregg was a killer.
374
00:20:57,592 --> 00:21:01,136
- Didn't he chain you and
Charles-Haden Savage up in a basement?
375
00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:04,390
- Yeah, but I can't
picture him hurting Ben.
376
00:21:04,391 --> 00:21:07,810
I mean, he loved him. And I have
this theory about a hanky...
377
00:21:07,811 --> 00:21:10,312
- A hanky? Jesus,
378
00:21:10,313 --> 00:21:13,983
Gregg had been following my
brother around for years.
379
00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:15,734
I should have sensed he
might turn dangerous,
380
00:21:15,735 --> 00:21:17,987
and when I took my eye off
the ball for one second,
381
00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:19,989
he killed my brother.
382
00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:22,491
I have to live with that
for the rest of my life.
383
00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:24,743
Gregg was here the
night of the murder.
384
00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:27,329
The cops say Ben died at 12:06
385
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:30,207
and Gregg was seen leaving
the Arconia right after that.
386
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,626
You do the math.
I'm sorry, Mabel.
387
00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:34,753
There's no story here.
388
00:21:44,097 --> 00:21:46,600
What, I have
to adopt you now?
389
00:21:47,684 --> 00:21:50,686
I know why you're here.
You can't have it.
390
00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:54,106
- Look, I know you wanna keep
Ben's hanky but it's a clue,
391
00:21:54,107 --> 00:21:56,817
which makes it the perfect peace
offering for Oliver and Mabel.
392
00:21:56,818 --> 00:21:59,236
- I thought you were waiting
for them to apologize.
393
00:21:59,237 --> 00:22:01,155
- I don't think I can afford to.
394
00:22:01,156 --> 00:22:04,658
I mean, what if I never hear another
millennial reference that I don't get,
395
00:22:04,659 --> 00:22:08,245
or another story about dark nights
at Plato's Retreat with Buck Henry?
396
00:22:08,246 --> 00:22:10,205
- That doesn't sound so bad.
397
00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:13,542
- That's what I used to think,
but I need to make up with them.
398
00:22:13,543 --> 00:22:15,711
- So you're gonna let a
hanky solve your problems?
399
00:22:15,712 --> 00:22:18,547
Use your fuckin'
words!
400
00:22:18,548 --> 00:22:21,592
Look, even if I wanted to help,
401
00:22:21,593 --> 00:22:24,595
which I sincerely do not,
I don't have it, okay?
402
00:22:24,596 --> 00:22:26,430
- Uh-huh, I saw
it in your purse.
403
00:22:26,431 --> 00:22:28,057
- That was three hours ago.
404
00:22:28,058 --> 00:22:31,518
I got some moron to pay
me seven grand for it.
405
00:22:31,519 --> 00:22:33,020
Snooze you lose!
406
00:22:33,021 --> 00:22:35,439
- What, you sold
it? But I need it!
407
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,609
Mabel thinks it may belong to the
killer... Who'd you sell it to?
408
00:22:38,610 --> 00:22:42,029
- One of those snake
dorks upstairs.
409
00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:44,114
Whatever happened to real men?
410
00:22:48,286 --> 00:22:51,956
- Who? Who? Well!
- Mel.
411
00:22:51,957 --> 00:22:54,083
When you were putting
together The Producers,
412
00:22:54,084 --> 00:22:57,294
which, you know, I-I never
did get a chance to see...
413
00:22:57,295 --> 00:22:59,421
- What? You never
saw The Producers?
414
00:22:59,422 --> 00:23:00,965
- Well, I was busy at the time.
415
00:23:00,966 --> 00:23:04,718
- It ran for six years!
Over 2,500 performances!
416
00:23:04,719 --> 00:23:07,012
And you never got
a chance to see it?
417
00:23:07,013 --> 00:23:09,765
- Yeah, well, the times never
worked out for me. Anyway,
418
00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:13,602
did you have any problems
working with Broderick?
419
00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:16,438
You know, I-I'm working with
him on something now, and...
420
00:23:16,439 --> 00:23:19,733
- Oh, my God. You didn't
tell him, in any way,
421
00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:22,362
you were open to
his ideas, did you?
422
00:23:23,071 --> 00:23:25,322
- Well, I-I-I might have
told him he could...
423
00:23:25,323 --> 00:23:27,908
- Oh, Oliver. You're fucked.
424
00:23:50,515 --> 00:23:52,851
- Gregg wasn't here.
425
00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:56,855
Gregg wasn't in the building
when Ben was murdered.
426
00:24:00,191 --> 00:24:03,736
- The police said
Ben died at 12:06,
427
00:24:03,737 --> 00:24:06,405
but that's because it was
the time on Ben's watch
428
00:24:06,406 --> 00:24:08,657
when he fell and it stopped.
429
00:24:08,658 --> 00:24:12,494
Dickie said Ben always set
his watch 20 minutes early,
430
00:24:12,495 --> 00:24:16,040
which means he died at 12:26!
431
00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:18,292
Gregg was already gone!
432
00:24:18,293 --> 00:24:20,837
He couldn't have pushed Ben!
433
00:24:25,508 --> 00:24:27,302
- Oh, ha, ha.
434
00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:35,226
- The watch? I knew
Ben was always late,
435
00:24:35,227 --> 00:24:36,393
but I never knew
it was intentional.
436
00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:38,729
I just thought he was a dick.
437
00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:41,732
- Yeah. Some pretty fancy
equipment you have there.
438
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:42,733
- Right?
439
00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:44,401
Cinda Canning's not the
only one with access
440
00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,820
to top-notch equipment.
441
00:24:46,821 --> 00:24:49,406
- When Ben Glenroy died,
442
00:24:49,407 --> 00:24:52,744
Broadway was thrown into chaos.
443
00:24:53,370 --> 00:24:56,914
We'll lift the curtain
on Ben's final act
444
00:24:56,915 --> 00:24:59,209
this season on Only Murde...
445
00:25:00,752 --> 00:25:02,432
Guess we're gonna have
to change the name.
446
00:25:02,754 --> 00:25:05,381
- I am way ahead of you on that.
447
00:25:05,382 --> 00:25:06,967
The Bloody Mabel Podcast.
448
00:25:07,717 --> 00:25:09,051
Huh? I think it's sexy.
449
00:25:09,052 --> 00:25:10,844
Puts you front and center, which is nice...
- No!
450
00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:12,721
- I mean, it's a terrible
idea, but I just thought...
451
00:25:12,722 --> 00:25:14,266
Probably
a fan submission.
452
00:25:16,393 --> 00:25:19,353
Oh! Uh, Tobert,
Theo. Theo, Tobert.
453
00:25:19,354 --> 00:25:21,356
- Hey, man. Nice to meet you.
454
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,316
Oh, wow, you're the guy from...
455
00:25:24,693 --> 00:25:27,278
Wow, you're an interesting guy.
456
00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:28,821
Mabel's told me a lot about you.
457
00:25:28,822 --> 00:25:31,574
Well, I mean, from listening
to the podcast.
458
00:25:31,575 --> 00:25:34,953
I mean, I-I'm a fan, is what
I'm saying, so I picked up on...
459
00:25:39,416 --> 00:25:40,542
- What's that?
460
00:25:41,793 --> 00:25:45,255
- He said he liked your poster.
Really captured my eyes.
461
00:25:47,883 --> 00:25:50,218
What's up with the flyer?
462
00:25:56,099 --> 00:25:57,183
- Author?
463
00:25:58,101 --> 00:26:00,436
- Oh, B. Glenroy.
It's Ben Glenroy.
464
00:26:02,981 --> 00:26:05,357
What, the B is an R? What...
465
00:26:05,358 --> 00:26:06,817
- Yeah, R. Sometimes,
466
00:26:06,818 --> 00:26:09,029
a man's name actually
starts with an R.
467
00:26:09,446 --> 00:26:11,530
- Okay, so, it's an R.
468
00:26:11,531 --> 00:26:13,033
For what, like Richard...
469
00:26:14,034 --> 00:26:16,036
D-Dickie. Dickie.
470
00:26:17,579 --> 00:26:19,580
- "Story of our lives."
471
00:26:19,581 --> 00:26:20,623
- What?
472
00:26:20,624 --> 00:26:24,043
- Dickie said Ben
always got the credit.
473
00:26:24,044 --> 00:26:27,880
And the fame. And
the CoBro franchise.
474
00:26:27,881 --> 00:26:30,132
I didn't think anything
of it then, but...
475
00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:33,428
- Okay, so, what, CoBro was
Dickie's creation, and...
476
00:26:34,804 --> 00:26:37,598
Ben just stole it and
made millions off of it?
477
00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:40,602
All the while, Dickie's
doing everything for him?
478
00:26:41,603 --> 00:26:42,812
Damn, that's cold.
479
00:26:43,647 --> 00:26:44,897
- That's motive.
480
00:26:51,071 --> 00:26:52,780
And, just to be clear,
481
00:26:52,781 --> 00:26:56,742
our theory rests entirely
on this B being an R?
482
00:26:56,743 --> 00:27:00,537
- We once accused Sting of murder
because he doesn't like dogs.
483
00:27:00,538 --> 00:27:04,000
This is actually pretty
solid evidence for us.
484
00:27:04,918 --> 00:27:06,293
Let's do some digging.
485
00:27:06,294 --> 00:27:08,671
But, first things
first, let's record.
486
00:27:08,672 --> 00:27:10,881
- Yes.
- And get you out.
487
00:27:10,882 --> 00:27:12,008
Come on.
488
00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:17,221
And...
489
00:27:17,222 --> 00:27:19,932
and turn,
490
00:27:19,933 --> 00:27:22,268
twist, ha... Wait a minute.
491
00:27:22,269 --> 00:27:26,231
Half turn, twist, "I pick you."
492
00:27:27,148 --> 00:27:30,943
Would a constable from
Nova Scotia point like this, though?
493
00:27:30,944 --> 00:27:33,946
From my research, they were
trained to keep their hands low,
494
00:27:33,947 --> 00:27:35,489
by their firearms.
495
00:27:35,490 --> 00:27:38,617
So they would point like
this. Never like this.
496
00:27:38,618 --> 00:27:39,952
But this.
497
00:27:39,953 --> 00:27:41,704
I don't know, this
feels so false.
498
00:27:41,705 --> 00:27:43,539
- Go home!
- Excuse me?
499
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:45,292
- Go... home.
500
00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:49,962
I've had enough of your inane
questions, Matthew Broderick.
501
00:27:49,963 --> 00:27:53,299
Nobody cares what
denomination the Constable is
502
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:55,175
or how he'd finger a mandolin.
503
00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:57,469
The Constable is
just the Constable.
504
00:27:57,470 --> 00:27:59,930
His parents didn't
name him "Rocky"
505
00:27:59,931 --> 00:28:02,308
or "Lawrence" or "Bernardo."
506
00:28:02,309 --> 00:28:03,475
You know why?
- Why?
507
00:28:03,476 --> 00:28:05,769
- Because he doesn't
have any parents!
508
00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:08,522
He's just six grams
of ink on paper!
509
00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:10,900
A few electrons in my hard disk!
510
00:28:10,901 --> 00:28:13,611
That's it! I could
wake up tomorrow,
511
00:28:13,612 --> 00:28:15,946
and I could hit the
delete key, and poof!
512
00:28:15,947 --> 00:28:16,864
He'd be gone.
513
00:28:16,865 --> 00:28:19,074
Eradicated from this musical.
514
00:28:19,075 --> 00:28:20,951
Exiled from our reality!
515
00:28:20,952 --> 00:28:23,245
Gone! Like a rat in a microwave!
516
00:28:23,246 --> 00:28:26,832
- Wow. Oh, okay. Well, see
you tomorrow morning, 6:00 AM,
517
00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:28,626
Nova Scotia time!
518
00:28:31,588 --> 00:28:32,838
Oh!
519
00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:35,007
I'm not lurking. Uh, Lester
wanted to inspect the peepholes
520
00:28:35,008 --> 00:28:37,092
because, evidently, some of them
had been installed backwards,
521
00:28:37,093 --> 00:28:38,510
so I said, "Well, I'll
do it," and he said,
522
00:28:38,511 --> 00:28:40,095
"You know, the good
time is 2:00 AM,"
523
00:28:40,096 --> 00:28:43,350
so I... I'm lying. I
just wanted to say...
524
00:28:43,725 --> 00:28:44,767
I'm sorry.
525
00:28:44,768 --> 00:28:46,268
- Oh, apology accepted.
526
00:28:46,269 --> 00:28:47,519
Friendship mended. You're hired.
527
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,855
- No, no! I don't wanna do the
show. I just wanna hang out.
528
00:28:49,856 --> 00:28:52,107
- Of course! We'll
do that all the time.
529
00:28:52,108 --> 00:28:55,277
Eight shows a week. And
Broderick, you're fired.
530
00:28:55,278 --> 00:28:58,864
- Wait a minute! Wait, this guy? I've
seen him get out-acted by a horse.
531
00:28:58,865 --> 00:29:00,115
- Maybe he was.
532
00:29:00,116 --> 00:29:03,619
But I'm guessing that horse
enjoyed himself on set that day
533
00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:07,081
because he got to spend it
with Charles-Haden Savage,
534
00:29:07,082 --> 00:29:09,166
who was probably kind to him
535
00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:11,335
and fed him a fistful
of oats out of his palm.
536
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,675
And I bet that horse didn't
realize how good he had it
537
00:29:17,676 --> 00:29:21,387
until he had another scene
partner on another set,
538
00:29:21,388 --> 00:29:24,598
who just rode him! And rode
him! And rode him! And rode him!
539
00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:27,393
And rode him! And rode
him! And rode him!
540
00:29:27,394 --> 00:29:30,938
Until he couldn't take
it anymore!
541
00:29:30,939 --> 00:29:34,650
And I bet that horse wishes he
could say sorry, but he can't.
542
00:29:34,651 --> 00:29:35,818
Not because he's a horse.
543
00:29:35,819 --> 00:29:38,153
Because he's a little
messed up emotionally,
544
00:29:38,154 --> 00:29:41,949
so all he can do is hate himself,
a-a-and wish he were dead
545
00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:43,659
for hurting his best friend
546
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:46,203
and that someone would
turn him into glue.
547
00:29:46,204 --> 00:29:48,539
Apology accepted.
548
00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:50,833
Okay! Okay, I'll do the play!
549
00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:53,210
By the way, that horse won
a Patsy for that scene.
550
00:29:53,211 --> 00:29:54,295
- What's a Patsy?
551
00:29:54,296 --> 00:29:56,298
- It's an Emmy for horses!
552
00:29:57,549 --> 00:29:58,592
You're still here?
553
00:29:59,467 --> 00:30:00,468
It's over.
554
00:30:01,136 --> 00:30:03,929
Go home.
555
00:30:06,975 --> 00:30:08,268
Go.
556
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:11,854
- You know, if you have any
adjustments, I'm very flexible.
557
00:30:11,855 --> 00:30:13,575
And I've always found
it's best to be hon...
558
00:30:15,984 --> 00:30:18,736
- I bet you would have
made a much better Ferris.
559
00:30:18,737 --> 00:30:19,987
- Do you mean that?
560
00:30:19,988 --> 00:30:21,197
- Oh, I want to.
561
00:30:22,324 --> 00:30:23,783
But he's perfect.
562
00:30:26,453 --> 00:30:28,662
- It's a bit more
than just a mic, huh?
563
00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:31,263
- Uh, in terms of software, do you
remember what Oliver was using?
564
00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:34,877
You know what? Don't even worry about
it. Should be pretty straightforward.
565
00:30:34,878 --> 00:30:36,795
Uh, oh! Do you have a
new name for the podcast?
566
00:30:36,796 --> 00:30:38,339
I can punch that in right now.
567
00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,007
- You know what? Uh,
568
00:30:40,008 --> 00:30:43,552
I think I'm just gonna record
this on my phone, okay?
569
00:30:43,553 --> 00:30:44,804
- Oh, sure.
570
00:30:45,263 --> 00:30:46,263
Thank you.
571
00:30:46,264 --> 00:30:49,142
- You solved three murders that
way, as you're fond of reminding me.
572
00:31:17,254 --> 00:31:20,673
- Uma! That sneaky devil nymph!
573
00:31:20,674 --> 00:31:23,092
- Took that hanky right
out of Ben's dead hands.
574
00:31:23,093 --> 00:31:24,385
How did we miss that?
575
00:31:24,386 --> 00:31:27,096
- Well, you and Mabel
were in hysteria.
576
00:31:27,097 --> 00:31:28,681
I've never seen
anything like it.
577
00:31:28,682 --> 00:31:30,642
But, me? How did I miss it?
578
00:31:31,309 --> 00:31:33,395
Mm. Have you talked to her?
579
00:31:34,437 --> 00:31:35,939
- Mabel? No.
580
00:31:37,232 --> 00:31:39,692
I tried calling.
- Really?
581
00:31:39,693 --> 00:31:42,736
- No! She'd hate that.
582
00:31:42,737 --> 00:31:45,740
But I did draft a
text. Uh, ended up...
583
00:31:46,575 --> 00:31:48,784
deleting most of
it, a-and then...
584
00:31:48,785 --> 00:31:50,995
I accidentally sent her a comma.
585
00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:52,497
Haven't heard back.
586
00:31:53,415 --> 00:31:55,749
I really messed up with her.
587
00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:58,753
What the kids would
call an epic fail.
588
00:31:59,921 --> 00:32:02,215
- Why did you erase that mirror?
589
00:32:06,469 --> 00:32:07,804
- I need to show you something.
590
00:32:13,643 --> 00:32:16,646
I took this from
Loretta's apartment.
591
00:32:24,821 --> 00:32:26,615
What do you think?
592
00:32:29,451 --> 00:32:32,953
- I don't think she did it.
- Oh, my God, that means she's a killer.
593
00:32:32,954 --> 00:32:35,372
- Why?
- Oh, please, Charles.
594
00:32:35,373 --> 00:32:38,959
It's not like your instincts on
these things are famously good.
595
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,753
- I'm not saying it's not weird.
596
00:32:40,754 --> 00:32:42,671
It's just not
evidence of murder.
597
00:32:42,672 --> 00:32:45,299
Hey, if you're worried, why
don't you just talk to Loretta?
598
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,093
I wish I'd just talked to Joy.
599
00:32:49,429 --> 00:32:51,056
- Hm...
- Hey...
600
00:32:52,557 --> 00:32:54,184
What if we took this
601
00:32:54,851 --> 00:32:57,478
and gave it to Mabel
as a peace offering?
602
00:32:57,479 --> 00:32:59,189
- Win her back with a clue.
603
00:33:00,148 --> 00:33:03,401
- Or we could just suck
it up and apologize.
604
00:33:06,488 --> 00:33:08,656
- Clue first, and then
if that doesn't work,
605
00:33:08,657 --> 00:33:10,158
then we grovel.
606
00:33:12,452 --> 00:33:13,994
- Hey.
607
00:33:21,753 --> 00:33:25,881
I believe it was Erasmus of Rotterdam...
- Mabel, I am sorry for the way Charles
608
00:33:25,882 --> 00:33:28,759
and, to some extent, I behaved. You know...
- Who described apologies as...
609
00:33:31,763 --> 00:33:34,181
- Are you the movers?
- Movers?
610
00:33:34,182 --> 00:33:37,185
I'm not paying
to un-fuck your hernias.
611
00:33:39,688 --> 00:33:41,021
- What?
- Huh?
612
00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:49,446
On a
fateful night, four weeks ago,
613
00:33:49,447 --> 00:33:53,243
Hollywood superstar Ben
Glenroy died. Twice.
614
00:33:53,743 --> 00:33:56,870
I'll explain that and how
the mystery of his murder
615
00:33:56,871 --> 00:33:59,790
is even more complicated than
we've been led to believe.
616
00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:00,791
- What?
617
00:34:00,792 --> 00:34:03,168
In a
rush to keep the public calm,
618
00:34:03,169 --> 00:34:06,839
the police arrested Ben's
longtime stalker Gregg Rivera.
619
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,216
But Gregg wasn't
even in the building
620
00:34:09,217 --> 00:34:12,219
when Ben was pushed down
that elevator shaft.
621
00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:14,722
I believe whoever was in
the building that night
622
00:34:14,723 --> 00:34:17,141
was also with Ben hours earlier,
623
00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:19,184
when they tried to poison him
624
00:34:19,185 --> 00:34:22,022
just moments before
his Broadway debut.
625
00:34:23,189 --> 00:34:25,483
So, who did kill Ben Glenroy?
626
00:34:26,443 --> 00:34:28,361
Maybe it was someone
who had a reason.
627
00:34:28,862 --> 00:34:32,031
Money? Jealousy?
Something to prove?
628
00:34:32,032 --> 00:34:34,491
Maybe all of the above.
629
00:34:34,492 --> 00:34:35,910
I'm Mabel Mora.
630
00:34:35,911 --> 00:34:38,495
Join me, flying solo this time,
631
00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:40,122
in the search for answers
632
00:34:40,123 --> 00:34:43,501
on a new season of Only
Murders in the Building.
633
00:34:44,419 --> 00:34:46,962
#BloodyMabel.
634
00:34:48,215 --> 00:34:50,217
- Yeah, I heard it.
635
00:34:50,926 --> 00:34:53,887
You were right. They're
a major pain in the ass.
636
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,810
And it's time to reopen
the Glenroy case.
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