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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:03,629 - This is Dickie. 2 00:00:03,630 --> 00:00:05,839 He's not just my manager, he's also my brother. 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,550 - Hands up! - I didn't do anything. 4 00:00:07,551 --> 00:00:09,276 - I think the police have the wrong guy. 5 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:10,594 If Gregg had Ben's handkerchief, 6 00:00:10,595 --> 00:00:13,620 then whose handkerchief was Ben holding when he died? 7 00:00:13,645 --> 00:00:16,105 Only two other men have seen this before. 8 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:20,145 - Did you record with him for our podcast? - No! 9 00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:21,605 We just have to be careful 10 00:00:21,606 --> 00:00:23,482 who we get involved with. 11 00:00:23,483 --> 00:00:26,151 That phrase you used. "Fucking pig." 12 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:27,570 I did call him that. 13 00:00:27,571 --> 00:00:30,614 - Loretta hated Ben. She was violent towards Ben. 14 00:00:30,615 --> 00:00:31,824 Does that make her a murderer 15 00:00:31,825 --> 00:00:34,119 or just... quirky? 16 00:00:34,536 --> 00:00:36,579 - Oliver, what the fuck are you doing!? 17 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,914 - You keep trying to throw suspicion onto my cast. 18 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:43,168 In a few weeks, I finally get what I've been working for my whole life! 19 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,253 - Your show is a death trap! 20 00:00:44,254 --> 00:00:47,464 - Well, maybe I should have hired someone who could actually sing! 21 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:50,050 - I quit! - And I'm gonna figure out who did it, 22 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:53,471 whether the two of you give a shit or not! I'm done! 23 00:01:10,864 --> 00:01:13,867 Believe it or not, I love people. 24 00:01:14,826 --> 00:01:17,202 Some people. - Oh, wait. 25 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:19,164 - I have something to show you. - What? 26 00:01:19,623 --> 00:01:21,123 Oh, you didn't. 27 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:22,708 - I did! - Don't tell... Oy... 28 00:01:22,709 --> 00:01:25,169 Every schmuck is getting one. 29 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:27,129 I don't even know what they are. 30 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,632 I just don't always trust them. 31 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:31,091 - Ooh! - Thank you. 32 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,343 Enjoy. 33 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:46,858 They have a bad habit of leaving. 34 00:01:49,194 --> 00:01:50,861 Hey, Uma, new haircut? 35 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:52,864 - Keep it in your pants, perv. 36 00:01:53,782 --> 00:01:55,324 Things, though. 37 00:01:55,325 --> 00:01:57,535 Things I trust. 38 00:01:58,203 --> 00:02:00,287 Things are made to last. 39 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,039 From place to place. 40 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:05,084 From generation to generation. 41 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:11,006 It's why I take stuff and keep it, 42 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:14,093 so the people can stay with me. 43 00:02:14,094 --> 00:02:16,721 If that makes me a klepto, so be it. 44 00:02:17,973 --> 00:02:20,766 Because when the people we love are gone 45 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:22,851 and memories fade, 46 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:25,020 what the hell else keeps them alive? 47 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,823 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. 48 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:32,047 Order up! 49 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:46,352 Sit by the aisle. 50 00:03:46,353 --> 00:03:48,813 Makes the table seem smaller. 51 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:52,275 Thank you. 52 00:03:55,362 --> 00:03:57,072 Don't even think about it. 53 00:03:57,864 --> 00:04:00,282 - I wasn't. I'm reading. By myself. 54 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,952 Catching up on my reading. 55 00:04:04,913 --> 00:04:06,665 - Bunny and I always used to split it. 56 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:10,501 We came here every week, until you idiots killed her. 57 00:04:10,502 --> 00:04:12,127 - We didn't kill Bunny. 58 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:15,340 - Pretty jumpy for someone who didn't kill my best friend. 59 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:21,137 So where are your friends? Murder them, too? 60 00:04:29,271 --> 00:04:31,564 So, what happened with you guys, anyway? 61 00:04:31,565 --> 00:04:33,399 - I quit the musical. 62 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,442 - Ha! You got shit-canned! 63 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:36,610 - It was ruining my life. 64 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:38,404 My engagement, my sanity, 65 00:04:38,405 --> 00:04:40,073 my relationship with President McKinley. 66 00:04:41,783 --> 00:04:43,284 President McKinley is a fish. 67 00:04:43,285 --> 00:04:45,036 - The suspense was killing me. 68 00:04:45,579 --> 00:04:49,124 - You know, a real friend would've cared, but Oliver only cares about his show. 69 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,293 - I'm sorry to hear that. 70 00:04:52,294 --> 00:04:54,086 It's tough to lose friends at our age. 71 00:04:54,087 --> 00:04:56,380 - Oh, I'm sure it is at your age. 72 00:04:56,381 --> 00:04:57,882 But at mine? 73 00:04:57,883 --> 00:04:59,800 Besides, I didn't lose them. They'll be back. 74 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:03,220 - Well, good thing you've got plenty of time to wait. 75 00:05:03,221 --> 00:05:04,389 At your age. 76 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:09,351 I always used to say there were three types of people. 77 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:12,564 Alive, dead, and dead to me. 78 00:05:13,231 --> 00:05:14,565 Bunny was dead to me a lot. 79 00:05:14,566 --> 00:05:17,902 Not once did she apologize when we fought. 80 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:20,487 - So, what, you apologized? 81 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,908 - Me? Fuck no! What did I do? 82 00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:26,160 Time passes, you forget what you're fighting about. 83 00:05:26,161 --> 00:05:29,497 Thank God she wasn't dead to me when she actually died. 84 00:05:29,873 --> 00:05:32,499 - Oliver and Mabel aren't gonna die. 85 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,336 In fact, any second now, they're gonna reach out and apologize. 86 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,131 Ha, ha! 87 00:05:39,633 --> 00:05:41,134 Hey! 88 00:05:44,221 --> 00:05:45,596 Yes, this is he. 89 00:05:45,597 --> 00:05:47,723 I thought I was already a friend of the Philharmonic. 90 00:05:48,725 --> 00:05:50,936 I'm sorry, this is... this is a bad time. 91 00:05:51,978 --> 00:05:53,480 They'll call. 92 00:05:55,815 --> 00:05:57,359 - Thanks for breakfast. 93 00:06:00,737 --> 00:06:02,530 - Hey! Is that... 94 00:06:03,198 --> 00:06:05,825 - Oh. Well, he wasn't gonna use it. 95 00:06:06,243 --> 00:06:09,203 - He? Is that the hanky Ben was holding the night that he... 96 00:06:11,706 --> 00:06:14,833 Geez, how much did you order? - I got lunch and dinner. 97 00:06:26,263 --> 00:06:28,056 - Thanks again for helping. 98 00:06:40,068 --> 00:06:41,652 - Yeah, well... 99 00:06:41,653 --> 00:06:44,656 I've been too obsessed with... 100 00:06:45,991 --> 00:06:47,367 How do you sign "murder"? 101 00:06:56,543 --> 00:06:58,377 - I don't need them. 102 00:06:58,378 --> 00:07:02,339 I'm the only one that cares about this case. 103 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:03,757 I just... 104 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:06,051 I just need to talk to someone 105 00:07:06,052 --> 00:07:08,762 who can help me get closer to what happened. 106 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:22,027 - Do you know Dickie? 107 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:48,136 ♪ jaunty piano tune playing ♪ 108 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:52,473 - [singing slowly] ♪ Which of the... ♪ [piano slows tempo] 109 00:07:52,474 --> 00:07:55,351 ♪ Pickwick ♪ 110 00:07:55,352 --> 00:07:57,520 ♪ Tri... ♪ 111 00:07:58,188 --> 00:07:59,396 ♪ Plets ♪ 112 00:07:59,397 --> 00:08:01,065 - Okay. 113 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:02,858 It's a patter song. 114 00:08:02,859 --> 00:08:05,236 So if you can bring a little more patter-pep-up. 115 00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:08,113 - This is as... pattery as I get. 116 00:08:09,491 --> 00:08:12,744 - Okay, thank you! Thanks. - We'll let you know. 117 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:16,122 - Everyone stinks! 118 00:08:16,915 --> 00:08:19,208 Where are the decent actors? Why are they being kept from me? 119 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:21,210 - I feel like we're working off old lists! 120 00:08:21,211 --> 00:08:23,462 Like ancient crusty lists! 121 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,550 - Cliff, darling, please! 122 00:08:27,551 --> 00:08:30,344 You know how upsetting it is for me when you stress dance! 123 00:08:30,345 --> 00:08:32,763 - It's these ping-ponging pressures of producing! 124 00:08:32,764 --> 00:08:35,641 How do you do it? If it's not one thing, it's a goddamn other, 125 00:08:35,642 --> 00:08:37,643 and sometimes I feel like I don't have a single good... 126 00:08:37,644 --> 00:08:39,645 Oh, wait. I have an idea. 127 00:08:39,646 --> 00:08:40,896 - Hurrah. 128 00:08:40,897 --> 00:08:43,817 But run it by Mommy first in case it's a stinker. 129 00:08:44,609 --> 00:08:46,611 - I'm gonna go make a call. 130 00:08:51,783 --> 00:08:54,410 - Oliver, we had someone... 131 00:08:54,411 --> 00:08:56,287 decent playing the constable, 132 00:08:56,288 --> 00:08:57,705 and I know you two had a spat, but... 133 00:08:57,706 --> 00:09:00,082 - I am not calling Charles, Donna! 134 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,250 He quit. 135 00:09:01,251 --> 00:09:04,420 And I have far too much integrity to beg him to come back. 136 00:09:04,421 --> 00:09:06,380 - Counterpoint, you have no integrity, 137 00:09:06,381 --> 00:09:08,717 and this is the perfect time to make use of that. 138 00:09:09,217 --> 00:09:10,843 - Well, that's a fair counterpoint. 139 00:09:10,844 --> 00:09:12,553 - We're almost to reopening. 140 00:09:12,554 --> 00:09:15,222 It's time to pull out all the stops! 141 00:09:15,223 --> 00:09:17,766 Cliff and I have been out there, trying to rev people up 142 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:21,061 about this mad genius musical redo of yours, 143 00:09:21,062 --> 00:09:23,522 but they do ask who's in it. 144 00:09:23,523 --> 00:09:26,358 And Charles was our only name. 145 00:09:26,359 --> 00:09:27,944 - That's being generous. 146 00:09:28,737 --> 00:09:30,070 Look, look. 147 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:32,282 Charles was wrong for the part. End of story. 148 00:09:33,491 --> 00:09:36,994 I mean, did he have a certain Ebenezer's younger cousin affability? Sure. 149 00:09:36,995 --> 00:09:38,704 Was he good for the odd laugh? 150 00:09:38,705 --> 00:09:40,707 Maybe. We had fun. 151 00:09:43,418 --> 00:09:45,419 But this isn't about fun. 152 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,713 Charles was not committed to our show 153 00:09:47,714 --> 00:09:50,342 and I will take passion over talent any day. 154 00:09:50,884 --> 00:09:52,259 So, come on, who's next? 155 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,220 Who's this guy? 156 00:09:54,221 --> 00:09:57,097 - ♪ Who? Who? Who? Well ♪ 157 00:09:57,098 --> 00:09:59,391 ♪ I... pick... ♪ 158 00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:03,229 [off-key] ♪ You! ♪ 159 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,230 ♪ Piano stops ♪ 160 00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:08,859 Uh, sorry, is he okay? 161 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:11,278 - That's what he does when he loves it. 162 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:13,239 Thank you for coming in. 163 00:10:16,076 --> 00:10:17,868 - My guy came through. 164 00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:18,870 I knew it! 165 00:10:19,454 --> 00:10:21,455 My guy is on his way! 166 00:10:21,456 --> 00:10:23,207 Who is your guy? 167 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:25,626 The ringer from your middle school play? 168 00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:28,629 Some less famous offspring of Marc Platt? 169 00:10:32,592 --> 00:10:34,636 Sweet mother of Sondheim! 170 00:10:45,313 --> 00:10:47,439 - ♪ Which triplet... ♪ 171 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,316 - Oh, good luck, man. 172 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:51,735 That Putnam guy's a monster. 173 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,280 - Oliver? He's no... 174 00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:56,741 He's already recasting? 175 00:10:59,119 --> 00:11:02,122 ♪ Muffled jaunty piano ♪ 176 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,959 ♪ volume increases ♪ 177 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,003 - ♪ Which of the Pickwick triplets did it? ♪ 178 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:10,713 ♪ Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill? ♪ 179 00:11:10,714 --> 00:11:12,965 ♪ Will a baby get tried for matricide? ♪ 180 00:11:12,966 --> 00:11:15,526 ♪ Coochie-coochie-coo, time for you and you and you to admit it ♪ 181 00:11:16,011 --> 00:11:17,595 ♪ So, quick as a whip, gotta pick ♪ 182 00:11:17,596 --> 00:11:19,930 ♪ Which Pickwick triplet did it ♪ 183 00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:22,516 Ah! Matthew Broderick! 184 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:25,019 I've had sex dreams about this moment! 185 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,645 How did you already nail that song? 186 00:11:26,646 --> 00:11:28,230 - What can I say? I'm a vessel. 187 00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:30,774 - Yes! Say more! Or less. Or just... 188 00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:33,277 keep standing there so I can soak this in! 189 00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:35,654 Matthew Broderick, Broadway legend! 190 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:37,907 I-I can't believe you're gonna be in my show. 191 00:11:37,908 --> 00:11:39,575 Cliff, how did you pull this off? 192 00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:41,535 - Oh, MB and I met years ago 193 00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:43,871 while sheltering during Superstorm Sandy. 194 00:11:43,872 --> 00:11:45,664 - Ah. - Scary time. 195 00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:47,166 Two weeks at the Ritz Carlton, 196 00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:49,043 almost no room service. - Ugh. 197 00:11:49,044 --> 00:11:51,670 - But we survived and now we're friends for life. 198 00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:55,132 When Cliff called, I just dropped everything. 199 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,675 - Nice work, sweetie. 200 00:11:56,676 --> 00:11:58,761 And Matthew... Matthew! 201 00:11:58,762 --> 00:12:01,639 Well, this is what we needed all along. 202 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,848 A true stage veteran. 203 00:12:02,849 --> 00:12:06,644 Enough with these fussy film and TV franchise phony-baloneys. 204 00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:08,562 - Charles-Haden Savage? - Exactly. 205 00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:10,482 - No, I mean Charles-Haden Savage. 206 00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:19,531 Oh, Charles! 207 00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:21,951 I see you lurking in that way you do, 208 00:12:21,952 --> 00:12:23,827 making sure everyone knows you're here. 209 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:25,371 No, no. 210 00:12:25,372 --> 00:12:27,539 Uh, Lester wanted to check all the doorbells in the building, 211 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,541 and I wasn't doing anything. I told him I'd do it for him. 212 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:31,043 And this one, this one's working. 213 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:33,295 - Oh, well, then you can move along now. 214 00:12:33,296 --> 00:12:35,339 Unless you'd like to meet your replacement. 215 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,216 - Oh, no, no, we know each other. 216 00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:38,801 - Yes, we do. 217 00:12:38,802 --> 00:12:40,636 This is not the first time Matthew has swooped in 218 00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:43,180 and stolen a role from me. - For the millionth time, 219 00:12:43,181 --> 00:12:45,057 you would not have been a good Ferris Bueller. 220 00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:46,809 You were 41. 221 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,727 Can we get back to work, please? I'm not sure 222 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,854 that I've totally got this song. - Oh, oh, oh. 223 00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:52,481 ♪ Which of the Pickwick triplets did it? ♪ 224 00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:53,983 ♪ Who of the crew would commit this crime? ♪ 225 00:12:53,984 --> 00:12:55,651 ♪ Might a little brat make a mommy go splat? ♪ 226 00:12:55,652 --> 00:12:57,236 ♪ It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme ♪ 227 00:12:57,237 --> 00:12:59,530 Oh, I do. I have it. I got it. 228 00:12:59,531 --> 00:13:01,615 - Yeah, he's got it. 229 00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:05,077 Oliver. 230 00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,745 Oliver, I'd really like to try one of those 231 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:09,331 blue raspberry Gut Milks I saw in your fridge. 232 00:13:09,332 --> 00:13:11,334 Split one with me? - Oh, sure. Yeah. 233 00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:28,810 - What? 234 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:33,731 - Wow. 235 00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:37,819 People really love this dumb superhero movie. 236 00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:40,864 Isn't it just a snake that fights crime? 237 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,122 - Shedding labels? 238 00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:09,266 Okay, I understood maybe half of what you said, 239 00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:13,230 but it is clear that you are a giant nerd. 240 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:21,446 - Mabel, right? Oliver's friend. 241 00:14:21,863 --> 00:14:24,157 Didn't peg you as a CoBro fan. 242 00:14:24,741 --> 00:14:27,576 Oh. Yeah, huge. 243 00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:30,496 I just love how it's about... 244 00:14:31,998 --> 00:14:34,500 shedding labels. Mm. 245 00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:37,211 - Wow, that's... - Mm. 246 00:14:37,212 --> 00:14:39,548 - Which of the movies is your favorite? 247 00:14:40,382 --> 00:14:43,259 - Uh... CoBro 2? 248 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,262 The Return of... 249 00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:47,638 the Whip Lord. 250 00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:49,516 - Yeah. That's a good one. - Yeah. 251 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,476 - Hasn't aged real well, though, 252 00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:54,103 because of the, you know... 253 00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:55,730 Right, the... 254 00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:59,233 Jamaican accents, I know. 255 00:14:59,234 --> 00:15:00,901 - No, the special effects. 256 00:15:00,902 --> 00:15:02,653 Oh, I, um... 257 00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:04,196 Special effects. 258 00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:05,531 I, uh... 259 00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:08,243 I just wanted to ask you something, if that's okay. 260 00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:11,370 Right before Ben died, 261 00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:13,622 you said he had to take a phone call, 262 00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:14,999 and it seemed serious. 263 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,460 Was that the cops or his doctor? 264 00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:21,213 Because Ben's autopsy said his blood work was clean, 265 00:15:21,214 --> 00:15:23,383 but I started thinking... - I'm gonna stop you there. 266 00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:27,511 If you came looking for a juicy nugget for your podcast 267 00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:29,263 or maybe a story to sell to the Daily Mail, 268 00:15:29,264 --> 00:15:31,181 you can try somewhere else. 269 00:15:31,182 --> 00:15:32,434 I'm not your guy. 270 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,020 - I-I'm sorry, I didn't... - God, even after he's dead, 271 00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:38,522 everyone's just trying to make a buck off my brother. 272 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,816 It's fucking gross. 273 00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:42,861 But I guess that's the world we live in. 274 00:15:44,446 --> 00:15:47,365 Hey, excuse me, there's a minimum bid on this of 5K! 275 00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:51,911 - Burt Reynolds was there, Dom DeLuise, 276 00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:54,038 who has a wonderful voice. - Oh, my God. 277 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:57,041 - And I told Mel Brooks, "Well, what if it was a musical?" 278 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,709 You know, I... 279 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,753 I don't normally enjoy a name drop, 280 00:16:00,754 --> 00:16:02,796 but that was delightful. 281 00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:04,965 - Oliver, I should warn you. 282 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:07,176 When I commit to a show, I commit fully. 283 00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:08,510 - Oh, I love it. 284 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:12,306 You would be surprised how often people are half in, half out. 285 00:16:12,307 --> 00:16:14,308 "Oh, Oliver, my kids need me." 286 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:16,810 "Oh, Oliver, my girlfriend left me. 287 00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:19,980 I only have a little fishy left, and I'm afraid of being alone." 288 00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:23,317 I mean, this is the theater. What else even is there? 289 00:16:23,318 --> 00:16:24,693 - I agree, totally. 290 00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:27,196 So, I-I think I understand the Constable, 291 00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:29,365 but I'm gonna need your help to become the Constable. 292 00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:30,366 - Ah... 293 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:32,201 - It's part of my process. 294 00:16:32,202 --> 00:16:35,120 When I did War Games, I taught myself to write code. 295 00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:37,665 - Incredible. - For my role in Election, 296 00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:40,877 I started teaching high school and dating some students. 297 00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:43,212 - Okay... 298 00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:45,047 - If the constable has a lisp... 299 00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,298 I have a lisp. 300 00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:49,343 If he carries a gun, I carry a gun. 301 00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:50,427 Can you get me a gun? 302 00:16:50,428 --> 00:16:52,596 - Anything you want. When you come back tomorrow, 303 00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:54,974 this is gonna look like Charlton Heston's man-cave. 304 00:16:54,975 --> 00:16:58,353 - Tomorrow? Opening night is in two weeks. We have to rehearse now. 305 00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:01,814 Ferris Bueller may take a day off, but Matthew Broderick? 306 00:17:01,815 --> 00:17:03,983 Matthew Broderick does not. 307 00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:05,735 - Music to my ears, MB! 308 00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:39,603 - ♪ Pick from the Pickwick pricky pricky ♪ 309 00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,339 - ♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪ 310 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,342 ♪ Well, I... pick... ♪ 311 00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:14,845 ♪ You! ♪ 312 00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:16,305 ♪ Piano ends ♪ 313 00:18:16,306 --> 00:18:17,681 - Incredible. 314 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:20,851 38th time's the charm. Don't do it any better than that. 315 00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:22,353 People might think it's an AI. 316 00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:25,022 - Thanks. Thanks, Oliver. Yeah. Yeah. I feel pretty good about it. 317 00:18:25,023 --> 00:18:27,024 - Yeah, c-can't wait to do it all again tomorrow. 318 00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:29,193 - So, Oliver, where's he from? 319 00:18:29,194 --> 00:18:31,737 Where's he from originally, this Constable? 320 00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:33,656 - Oh, he's just... He's from where you're from, 321 00:18:33,657 --> 00:18:36,158 so we don't have to change anything else. - He's from Manhattan? 322 00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:38,369 Well, slap my ass and call me Mamie! 323 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:41,830 This changes his entire relationship to his profession. 324 00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:43,958 - It... No. Does it really? 325 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:46,293 - A kid from Manhattan in the 1890s. 326 00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:48,587 The city roils with ethnic tension. 327 00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:50,005 Irishmen, Prussians. 328 00:18:50,006 --> 00:18:52,049 The era of the bicycle craze, 329 00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,343 the horse-drawn trolley. 330 00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:57,137 Yeah, this calls for some rethinking. - No, no, no, it really doesn't. It... 331 00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:59,014 - Uh, back to the piano, please. 332 00:19:02,936 --> 00:19:04,228 Let's see. 333 00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:05,730 ♪ Three little babes... ♪ 334 00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:11,402 - Hi. 335 00:19:11,403 --> 00:19:14,406 I just wanted to say I'm so sorry. 336 00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:19,118 I've lost people, too. 337 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:20,953 - It's okay. 338 00:19:20,954 --> 00:19:22,594 I shouldn't have taken it all out on you. 339 00:19:24,082 --> 00:19:25,791 - Taken what out on me? 340 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:28,128 - Just frustration. 341 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,964 My brother has always been my business. 342 00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:35,759 My folks adopted me when they thought they couldn't have kids, 343 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,428 but then they had Ben. 344 00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:39,638 Miracle Ben, child star Ben. 345 00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,266 So, I spent my life protecting him. 346 00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:45,352 A guy who, by the way, was always fucking up, you know? 347 00:19:45,353 --> 00:19:48,480 Insensitive jokes, DUIs... Oh, the dick pics. 348 00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:50,024 The thousands of dick pics. 349 00:19:50,025 --> 00:19:52,568 - I never read anything about the... 350 00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:54,403 - That's 'cause I was there, cleaning up the mess, 351 00:19:54,404 --> 00:19:56,322 making him look good. 352 00:19:56,323 --> 00:19:59,033 But he still gets all the credit. 353 00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:00,826 For everything. 354 00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,202 Story of our lives. 355 00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:05,415 The fame, the CoBro franchise, the... 356 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,833 Sorry, I'm, uh... 357 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,752 - Sounds like he was really difficult. 358 00:20:09,753 --> 00:20:11,337 - Uh, yeah. 359 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,505 But, you know, 360 00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:16,842 sometimes I think a person's just a... 361 00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:20,387 collection of a thousand little details. 362 00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:21,972 And when they're gone, 363 00:20:21,973 --> 00:20:23,725 those are the things you miss most. 364 00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:27,811 Ben loved boba, 365 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:30,941 that disgusting green tea flavor, and... 366 00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:33,944 and funny dog videos on Instagram. 367 00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:38,072 He set all his clocks 20 minutes early 368 00:20:38,073 --> 00:20:40,158 so he'd always be fashionably late. 369 00:20:40,909 --> 00:20:42,535 - I'm sorry Ben is gone. 370 00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:47,540 But I think we owe it to your brother to find his real killer. 371 00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,584 - We did. 372 00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:52,878 That's the only silver lining, that maniac's locked up. 373 00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:56,591 - I guess I never bought that Gregg was a killer. 374 00:20:57,592 --> 00:21:01,136 - Didn't he chain you and Charles-Haden Savage up in a basement? 375 00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:04,390 - Yeah, but I can't picture him hurting Ben. 376 00:21:04,391 --> 00:21:07,810 I mean, he loved him. And I have this theory about a hanky... 377 00:21:07,811 --> 00:21:10,312 - A hanky? Jesus, 378 00:21:10,313 --> 00:21:13,983 Gregg had been following my brother around for years. 379 00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:15,734 I should have sensed he might turn dangerous, 380 00:21:15,735 --> 00:21:17,987 and when I took my eye off the ball for one second, 381 00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:19,989 he killed my brother. 382 00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:22,491 I have to live with that for the rest of my life. 383 00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:24,743 Gregg was here the night of the murder. 384 00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:27,329 The cops say Ben died at 12:06 385 00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:30,207 and Gregg was seen leaving the Arconia right after that. 386 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,626 You do the math. I'm sorry, Mabel. 387 00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:34,753 There's no story here. 388 00:21:44,097 --> 00:21:46,600 What, I have to adopt you now? 389 00:21:47,684 --> 00:21:50,686 I know why you're here. You can't have it. 390 00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:54,106 - Look, I know you wanna keep Ben's hanky but it's a clue, 391 00:21:54,107 --> 00:21:56,817 which makes it the perfect peace offering for Oliver and Mabel. 392 00:21:56,818 --> 00:21:59,236 - I thought you were waiting for them to apologize. 393 00:21:59,237 --> 00:22:01,155 - I don't think I can afford to. 394 00:22:01,156 --> 00:22:04,658 I mean, what if I never hear another millennial reference that I don't get, 395 00:22:04,659 --> 00:22:08,245 or another story about dark nights at Plato's Retreat with Buck Henry? 396 00:22:08,246 --> 00:22:10,205 - That doesn't sound so bad. 397 00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:13,542 - That's what I used to think, but I need to make up with them. 398 00:22:13,543 --> 00:22:15,711 - So you're gonna let a hanky solve your problems? 399 00:22:15,712 --> 00:22:18,547 Use your fuckin' words! 400 00:22:18,548 --> 00:22:21,592 Look, even if I wanted to help, 401 00:22:21,593 --> 00:22:24,595 which I sincerely do not, I don't have it, okay? 402 00:22:24,596 --> 00:22:26,430 - Uh-huh, I saw it in your purse. 403 00:22:26,431 --> 00:22:28,057 - That was three hours ago. 404 00:22:28,058 --> 00:22:31,518 I got some moron to pay me seven grand for it. 405 00:22:31,519 --> 00:22:33,020 Snooze you lose! 406 00:22:33,021 --> 00:22:35,439 - What, you sold it? But I need it! 407 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,609 Mabel thinks it may belong to the killer... Who'd you sell it to? 408 00:22:38,610 --> 00:22:42,029 - One of those snake dorks upstairs. 409 00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:44,114 Whatever happened to real men? 410 00:22:48,286 --> 00:22:51,956 - Who? Who? Well! - Mel. 411 00:22:51,957 --> 00:22:54,083 When you were putting together The Producers, 412 00:22:54,084 --> 00:22:57,294 which, you know, I-I never did get a chance to see... 413 00:22:57,295 --> 00:22:59,421 - What? You never saw The Producers? 414 00:22:59,422 --> 00:23:00,965 - Well, I was busy at the time. 415 00:23:00,966 --> 00:23:04,718 - It ran for six years! Over 2,500 performances! 416 00:23:04,719 --> 00:23:07,012 And you never got a chance to see it? 417 00:23:07,013 --> 00:23:09,765 - Yeah, well, the times never worked out for me. Anyway, 418 00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:13,602 did you have any problems working with Broderick? 419 00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:16,438 You know, I-I'm working with him on something now, and... 420 00:23:16,439 --> 00:23:19,733 - Oh, my God. You didn't tell him, in any way, 421 00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:22,362 you were open to his ideas, did you? 422 00:23:23,071 --> 00:23:25,322 - Well, I-I-I might have told him he could... 423 00:23:25,323 --> 00:23:27,908 - Oh, Oliver. You're fucked. 424 00:23:50,515 --> 00:23:52,851 - Gregg wasn't here. 425 00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:56,855 Gregg wasn't in the building when Ben was murdered. 426 00:24:00,191 --> 00:24:03,736 - The police said Ben died at 12:06, 427 00:24:03,737 --> 00:24:06,405 but that's because it was the time on Ben's watch 428 00:24:06,406 --> 00:24:08,657 when he fell and it stopped. 429 00:24:08,658 --> 00:24:12,494 Dickie said Ben always set his watch 20 minutes early, 430 00:24:12,495 --> 00:24:16,040 which means he died at 12:26! 431 00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:18,292 Gregg was already gone! 432 00:24:18,293 --> 00:24:20,837 He couldn't have pushed Ben! 433 00:24:25,508 --> 00:24:27,302 - Oh, ha, ha. 434 00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:35,226 - The watch? I knew Ben was always late, 435 00:24:35,227 --> 00:24:36,393 but I never knew it was intentional. 436 00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:38,729 I just thought he was a dick. 437 00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:41,732 - Yeah. Some pretty fancy equipment you have there. 438 00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:42,733 - Right? 439 00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:44,401 Cinda Canning's not the only one with access 440 00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,820 to top-notch equipment. 441 00:24:46,821 --> 00:24:49,406 - When Ben Glenroy died, 442 00:24:49,407 --> 00:24:52,744 Broadway was thrown into chaos. 443 00:24:53,370 --> 00:24:56,914 We'll lift the curtain on Ben's final act 444 00:24:56,915 --> 00:24:59,209 this season on Only Murde... 445 00:25:00,752 --> 00:25:02,432 Guess we're gonna have to change the name. 446 00:25:02,754 --> 00:25:05,381 - I am way ahead of you on that. 447 00:25:05,382 --> 00:25:06,967 The Bloody Mabel Podcast. 448 00:25:07,717 --> 00:25:09,051 Huh? I think it's sexy. 449 00:25:09,052 --> 00:25:10,844 Puts you front and center, which is nice... - No! 450 00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:12,721 - I mean, it's a terrible idea, but I just thought... 451 00:25:12,722 --> 00:25:14,266 Probably a fan submission. 452 00:25:16,393 --> 00:25:19,353 Oh! Uh, Tobert, Theo. Theo, Tobert. 453 00:25:19,354 --> 00:25:21,356 - Hey, man. Nice to meet you. 454 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,316 Oh, wow, you're the guy from... 455 00:25:24,693 --> 00:25:27,278 Wow, you're an interesting guy. 456 00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:28,821 Mabel's told me a lot about you. 457 00:25:28,822 --> 00:25:31,574 Well, I mean, from listening to the podcast. 458 00:25:31,575 --> 00:25:34,953 I mean, I-I'm a fan, is what I'm saying, so I picked up on... 459 00:25:39,416 --> 00:25:40,542 - What's that? 460 00:25:41,793 --> 00:25:45,255 - He said he liked your poster. Really captured my eyes. 461 00:25:47,883 --> 00:25:50,218 What's up with the flyer? 462 00:25:56,099 --> 00:25:57,183 - Author? 463 00:25:58,101 --> 00:26:00,436 - Oh, B. Glenroy. It's Ben Glenroy. 464 00:26:02,981 --> 00:26:05,357 What, the B is an R? What... 465 00:26:05,358 --> 00:26:06,817 - Yeah, R. Sometimes, 466 00:26:06,818 --> 00:26:09,029 a man's name actually starts with an R. 467 00:26:09,446 --> 00:26:11,530 - Okay, so, it's an R. 468 00:26:11,531 --> 00:26:13,033 For what, like Richard... 469 00:26:14,034 --> 00:26:16,036 D-Dickie. Dickie. 470 00:26:17,579 --> 00:26:19,580 - "Story of our lives." 471 00:26:19,581 --> 00:26:20,623 - What? 472 00:26:20,624 --> 00:26:24,043 - Dickie said Ben always got the credit. 473 00:26:24,044 --> 00:26:27,880 And the fame. And the CoBro franchise. 474 00:26:27,881 --> 00:26:30,132 I didn't think anything of it then, but... 475 00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:33,428 - Okay, so, what, CoBro was Dickie's creation, and... 476 00:26:34,804 --> 00:26:37,598 Ben just stole it and made millions off of it? 477 00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:40,602 All the while, Dickie's doing everything for him? 478 00:26:41,603 --> 00:26:42,812 Damn, that's cold. 479 00:26:43,647 --> 00:26:44,897 - That's motive. 480 00:26:51,071 --> 00:26:52,780 And, just to be clear, 481 00:26:52,781 --> 00:26:56,742 our theory rests entirely on this B being an R? 482 00:26:56,743 --> 00:27:00,537 - We once accused Sting of murder because he doesn't like dogs. 483 00:27:00,538 --> 00:27:04,000 This is actually pretty solid evidence for us. 484 00:27:04,918 --> 00:27:06,293 Let's do some digging. 485 00:27:06,294 --> 00:27:08,671 But, first things first, let's record. 486 00:27:08,672 --> 00:27:10,881 - Yes. - And get you out. 487 00:27:10,882 --> 00:27:12,008 Come on. 488 00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:17,221 And... 489 00:27:17,222 --> 00:27:19,932 and turn, 490 00:27:19,933 --> 00:27:22,268 twist, ha... Wait a minute. 491 00:27:22,269 --> 00:27:26,231 Half turn, twist, "I pick you." 492 00:27:27,148 --> 00:27:30,943 Would a constable from Nova Scotia point like this, though? 493 00:27:30,944 --> 00:27:33,946 From my research, they were trained to keep their hands low, 494 00:27:33,947 --> 00:27:35,489 by their firearms. 495 00:27:35,490 --> 00:27:38,617 So they would point like this. Never like this. 496 00:27:38,618 --> 00:27:39,952 But this. 497 00:27:39,953 --> 00:27:41,704 I don't know, this feels so false. 498 00:27:41,705 --> 00:27:43,539 - Go home! - Excuse me? 499 00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:45,292 - Go... home. 500 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:49,962 I've had enough of your inane questions, Matthew Broderick. 501 00:27:49,963 --> 00:27:53,299 Nobody cares what denomination the Constable is 502 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:55,175 or how he'd finger a mandolin. 503 00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:57,469 The Constable is just the Constable. 504 00:27:57,470 --> 00:27:59,930 His parents didn't name him "Rocky" 505 00:27:59,931 --> 00:28:02,308 or "Lawrence" or "Bernardo." 506 00:28:02,309 --> 00:28:03,475 You know why? - Why? 507 00:28:03,476 --> 00:28:05,769 - Because he doesn't have any parents! 508 00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:08,522 He's just six grams of ink on paper! 509 00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:10,900 A few electrons in my hard disk! 510 00:28:10,901 --> 00:28:13,611 That's it! I could wake up tomorrow, 511 00:28:13,612 --> 00:28:15,946 and I could hit the delete key, and poof! 512 00:28:15,947 --> 00:28:16,864 He'd be gone. 513 00:28:16,865 --> 00:28:19,074 Eradicated from this musical. 514 00:28:19,075 --> 00:28:20,951 Exiled from our reality! 515 00:28:20,952 --> 00:28:23,245 Gone! Like a rat in a microwave! 516 00:28:23,246 --> 00:28:26,832 - Wow. Oh, okay. Well, see you tomorrow morning, 6:00 AM, 517 00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:28,626 Nova Scotia time! 518 00:28:31,588 --> 00:28:32,838 Oh! 519 00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:35,007 I'm not lurking. Uh, Lester wanted to inspect the peepholes 520 00:28:35,008 --> 00:28:37,092 because, evidently, some of them had been installed backwards, 521 00:28:37,093 --> 00:28:38,510 so I said, "Well, I'll do it," and he said, 522 00:28:38,511 --> 00:28:40,095 "You know, the good time is 2:00 AM," 523 00:28:40,096 --> 00:28:43,350 so I... I'm lying. I just wanted to say... 524 00:28:43,725 --> 00:28:44,767 I'm sorry. 525 00:28:44,768 --> 00:28:46,268 - Oh, apology accepted. 526 00:28:46,269 --> 00:28:47,519 Friendship mended. You're hired. 527 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,855 - No, no! I don't wanna do the show. I just wanna hang out. 528 00:28:49,856 --> 00:28:52,107 - Of course! We'll do that all the time. 529 00:28:52,108 --> 00:28:55,277 Eight shows a week. And Broderick, you're fired. 530 00:28:55,278 --> 00:28:58,864 - Wait a minute! Wait, this guy? I've seen him get out-acted by a horse. 531 00:28:58,865 --> 00:29:00,115 - Maybe he was. 532 00:29:00,116 --> 00:29:03,619 But I'm guessing that horse enjoyed himself on set that day 533 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:07,081 because he got to spend it with Charles-Haden Savage, 534 00:29:07,082 --> 00:29:09,166 who was probably kind to him 535 00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:11,335 and fed him a fistful of oats out of his palm. 536 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,675 And I bet that horse didn't realize how good he had it 537 00:29:17,676 --> 00:29:21,387 until he had another scene partner on another set, 538 00:29:21,388 --> 00:29:24,598 who just rode him! And rode him! And rode him! And rode him! 539 00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:27,393 And rode him! And rode him! And rode him! 540 00:29:27,394 --> 00:29:30,938 Until he couldn't take it anymore! 541 00:29:30,939 --> 00:29:34,650 And I bet that horse wishes he could say sorry, but he can't. 542 00:29:34,651 --> 00:29:35,818 Not because he's a horse. 543 00:29:35,819 --> 00:29:38,153 Because he's a little messed up emotionally, 544 00:29:38,154 --> 00:29:41,949 so all he can do is hate himself, a-a-and wish he were dead 545 00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:43,659 for hurting his best friend 546 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:46,203 and that someone would turn him into glue. 547 00:29:46,204 --> 00:29:48,539 Apology accepted. 548 00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:50,833 Okay! Okay, I'll do the play! 549 00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:53,210 By the way, that horse won a Patsy for that scene. 550 00:29:53,211 --> 00:29:54,295 - What's a Patsy? 551 00:29:54,296 --> 00:29:56,298 - It's an Emmy for horses! 552 00:29:57,549 --> 00:29:58,592 You're still here? 553 00:29:59,467 --> 00:30:00,468 It's over. 554 00:30:01,136 --> 00:30:03,929 Go home. 555 00:30:06,975 --> 00:30:08,268 Go. 556 00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:11,854 - You know, if you have any adjustments, I'm very flexible. 557 00:30:11,855 --> 00:30:13,575 And I've always found it's best to be hon... 558 00:30:15,984 --> 00:30:18,736 - I bet you would have made a much better Ferris. 559 00:30:18,737 --> 00:30:19,987 - Do you mean that? 560 00:30:19,988 --> 00:30:21,197 - Oh, I want to. 561 00:30:22,324 --> 00:30:23,783 But he's perfect. 562 00:30:26,453 --> 00:30:28,662 - It's a bit more than just a mic, huh? 563 00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:31,263 - Uh, in terms of software, do you remember what Oliver was using? 564 00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:34,877 You know what? Don't even worry about it. Should be pretty straightforward. 565 00:30:34,878 --> 00:30:36,795 Uh, oh! Do you have a new name for the podcast? 566 00:30:36,796 --> 00:30:38,339 I can punch that in right now. 567 00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,007 - You know what? Uh, 568 00:30:40,008 --> 00:30:43,552 I think I'm just gonna record this on my phone, okay? 569 00:30:43,553 --> 00:30:44,804 - Oh, sure. 570 00:30:45,263 --> 00:30:46,263 Thank you. 571 00:30:46,264 --> 00:30:49,142 - You solved three murders that way, as you're fond of reminding me. 572 00:31:17,254 --> 00:31:20,673 - Uma! That sneaky devil nymph! 573 00:31:20,674 --> 00:31:23,092 - Took that hanky right out of Ben's dead hands. 574 00:31:23,093 --> 00:31:24,385 How did we miss that? 575 00:31:24,386 --> 00:31:27,096 - Well, you and Mabel were in hysteria. 576 00:31:27,097 --> 00:31:28,681 I've never seen anything like it. 577 00:31:28,682 --> 00:31:30,642 But, me? How did I miss it? 578 00:31:31,309 --> 00:31:33,395 Mm. Have you talked to her? 579 00:31:34,437 --> 00:31:35,939 - Mabel? No. 580 00:31:37,232 --> 00:31:39,692 I tried calling. - Really? 581 00:31:39,693 --> 00:31:42,736 - No! She'd hate that. 582 00:31:42,737 --> 00:31:45,740 But I did draft a text. Uh, ended up... 583 00:31:46,575 --> 00:31:48,784 deleting most of it, a-and then... 584 00:31:48,785 --> 00:31:50,995 I accidentally sent her a comma. 585 00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:52,497 Haven't heard back. 586 00:31:53,415 --> 00:31:55,749 I really messed up with her. 587 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:58,753 What the kids would call an epic fail. 588 00:31:59,921 --> 00:32:02,215 - Why did you erase that mirror? 589 00:32:06,469 --> 00:32:07,804 - I need to show you something. 590 00:32:13,643 --> 00:32:16,646 I took this from Loretta's apartment. 591 00:32:24,821 --> 00:32:26,615 What do you think? 592 00:32:29,451 --> 00:32:32,953 - I don't think she did it. - Oh, my God, that means she's a killer. 593 00:32:32,954 --> 00:32:35,372 - Why? - Oh, please, Charles. 594 00:32:35,373 --> 00:32:38,959 It's not like your instincts on these things are famously good. 595 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,753 - I'm not saying it's not weird. 596 00:32:40,754 --> 00:32:42,671 It's just not evidence of murder. 597 00:32:42,672 --> 00:32:45,299 Hey, if you're worried, why don't you just talk to Loretta? 598 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,093 I wish I'd just talked to Joy. 599 00:32:49,429 --> 00:32:51,056 - Hm... - Hey... 600 00:32:52,557 --> 00:32:54,184 What if we took this 601 00:32:54,851 --> 00:32:57,478 and gave it to Mabel as a peace offering? 602 00:32:57,479 --> 00:32:59,189 - Win her back with a clue. 603 00:33:00,148 --> 00:33:03,401 - Or we could just suck it up and apologize. 604 00:33:06,488 --> 00:33:08,656 - Clue first, and then if that doesn't work, 605 00:33:08,657 --> 00:33:10,158 then we grovel. 606 00:33:12,452 --> 00:33:13,994 - Hey. 607 00:33:21,753 --> 00:33:25,881 I believe it was Erasmus of Rotterdam... - Mabel, I am sorry for the way Charles 608 00:33:25,882 --> 00:33:28,759 and, to some extent, I behaved. You know... - Who described apologies as... 609 00:33:31,763 --> 00:33:34,181 - Are you the movers? - Movers? 610 00:33:34,182 --> 00:33:37,185 I'm not paying to un-fuck your hernias. 611 00:33:39,688 --> 00:33:41,021 - What? - Huh? 612 00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:49,446 On a fateful night, four weeks ago, 613 00:33:49,447 --> 00:33:53,243 Hollywood superstar Ben Glenroy died. Twice. 614 00:33:53,743 --> 00:33:56,870 I'll explain that and how the mystery of his murder 615 00:33:56,871 --> 00:33:59,790 is even more complicated than we've been led to believe. 616 00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:00,791 - What? 617 00:34:00,792 --> 00:34:03,168 In a rush to keep the public calm, 618 00:34:03,169 --> 00:34:06,839 the police arrested Ben's longtime stalker Gregg Rivera. 619 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,216 But Gregg wasn't even in the building 620 00:34:09,217 --> 00:34:12,219 when Ben was pushed down that elevator shaft. 621 00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:14,722 I believe whoever was in the building that night 622 00:34:14,723 --> 00:34:17,141 was also with Ben hours earlier, 623 00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:19,184 when they tried to poison him 624 00:34:19,185 --> 00:34:22,022 just moments before his Broadway debut. 625 00:34:23,189 --> 00:34:25,483 So, who did kill Ben Glenroy? 626 00:34:26,443 --> 00:34:28,361 Maybe it was someone who had a reason. 627 00:34:28,862 --> 00:34:32,031 Money? Jealousy? Something to prove? 628 00:34:32,032 --> 00:34:34,491 Maybe all of the above. 629 00:34:34,492 --> 00:34:35,910 I'm Mabel Mora. 630 00:34:35,911 --> 00:34:38,495 Join me, flying solo this time, 631 00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:40,122 in the search for answers 632 00:34:40,123 --> 00:34:43,501 on a new season of Only Murders in the Building. 633 00:34:44,419 --> 00:34:46,962 #BloodyMabel. 634 00:34:48,215 --> 00:34:50,217 - Yeah, I heard it. 635 00:34:50,926 --> 00:34:53,887 You were right. They're a major pain in the ass. 636 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,810 And it's time to reopen the Glenroy case. 44620

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