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Did you notice
that tree we were leaning on
was secreting a sticky substance?
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Yes, I noticed. I don't know
what it's called.
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Damned sticky?
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Possibly. Nature's marvellous.
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The tree uses it to trap insects.
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I should have been
an Insect Trapper!
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Just me, in the wilderness
with me faithful ferret
and me collection of deadly traps.
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Just shut YOUR deadly trap.
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I can just see you...
in your Davy Crockett hat,
made out of hairy caterpillars.
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I'd be known as "Big Bill."
You'd be known as "SMALL Bill."
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Each spring, I'd ride into town
with me load of priceless
bluebottle pelts.
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I'd trade them for whisky
and a squaw like Nora Batty.
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Keep your bluebottle pelts.
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Just what the countryside needs -
another mattress.
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Harsh words, Foggy.
Oh... THAT old mattress.
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I thought you meant Nora Batty.
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On guard, mesewer!
I must avenge la insult.
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Ah, oui. La insult.
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To my lady
with ze wrinkled stockings!
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Pack it in! Ah, oui.
Le pack it in.
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She ignores me.
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Oh... I fight duels for her...
and she ignores me.
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Oh, no. She goes pale
at the sight of you.
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What will we do about
this mattress? Eh?
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People would be lost without
the countryside - to dump rubbish!
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Who is it that goes round
dumping rubbish in beauty-spots?
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Maybe it's a club.
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Nothing's impossible. They could
be getting a grant from one
of those progressive councils.
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It's better than mine.
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That's no surprise.
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Why not take it home?
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All that way home?
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Well, if it's better than yours...
On closer inspection, it's not.
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Damned deceptive,
those first impressions. Right!
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He's idle, you know.
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We're not leaving it here
to be an eyesore.
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I am starting "The Dewhirst
Campaign for a Clean Countryside."
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Now... where are you going?
Come back, those men!
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Will you keep in step!
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It's not easy - three in a bed.
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I hate carrying mattresses.
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The secret is - co-ordination.
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You can't get a good grip.
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I have that trouble
with Nora Batty.
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Does he HAVE to walk up your leg?
I HATE IT when he walks up
your leg.
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Leave it!
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We're not being defeated
by a mattress.
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We shall persevere!
You don't have to persevere
for us.
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We really don't MIND
being defeated
by an abandoned mattress.
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I seldom interfere
with an EMPTY mattress.
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I don't care for this
passive attitude.
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It's not comfortable
to a fighting man.
I'll master this problem.
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Hey up! He's gone all corporal.
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Two paces forward, that man.
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I'm being called up, Norm.
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Don't forget to write!
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Stand there, feet apart.
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My feet ARE apart.
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If they were stuck together
I couldn't ride a bike!
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Close all moving parts
and brace yourself.
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I'm braced! It's Mr Unisex!
Tell me, it's Mr Unisex!
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Mr UNIVERSE. Sorry!
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Tell Mr Unisex to brace himself.
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I'm not carrying THAT on me own!
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You're only going to hold it up
while Clegg and me slip under it.
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Then we can carry it more easily.
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Hands up! It's the firing-squad!
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Something you said?
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That man - come here. Lucky me!
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Don't forget my bad back.
His back hurts at the first hint
of work!
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BEFORE the first hint.
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Right, lift.
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Have you got it? I've got it.
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You'd think he could handle
a simple job like that.
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That's no language for a mattress!
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Should we get him out?
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Well, yes. I suppose we OUGHT to.
But I rather like him under there.
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That's the most suitable thing
he's ever worn. Mmmh.
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Ogden Butterclough.
Demon Insurance Man.
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Damn silly place to make your bed!
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You were travelling at excessive
speed. For a bedroom!
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I've travelled
in inferior accommodation,
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but that's the WEIRDEST thing
I've ever seen in a mattress!
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Hey! What's going on here?
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It felt like some twonk
just missed me with a lawn mower!
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A lawn mower?!
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It's some fun, moving mattresses.
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By heck! It's rough under there.
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How long's he lived under there?
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Hey up! It's Oggie Butterclough.
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Tha sold me mam Life Insurance.
Always a pleasure.
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She dropped dead.
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Her payments were irregular. Oh!
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You're not injured, are you?
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He's completely uninjured.
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And I intend to take
no further action
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with regard to his misuse
of a mattress on the highway.
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Pay no heed to that.
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You're not my type!
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This man has had a skinful.
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I resent that wicked rumour.
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He likes a drop, does Oggie.
He's seen regularly
walking in insurance circles.
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You can't run over
people's mattresses.
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I MAY have taken a sherry
with that Mrs Dugdale,
of 22, The Crescent,
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whose dearest wish it is
that I call her "Vera".
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It was reckless to run over
a mattress, when you didn't know
who was under it.
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It's the executive tension.
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Any flaws in my condition
can be attributed
to occupational stress.
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The ruthless cut and thrust!
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I envy you lot -
no responsibilities.
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A free life - outdoors.
Living rough, with just a mattress!
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How dare you!
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You're right. I'd love to -
but how dare I?
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What with the wife to keep...
and obligations to a certain
policy holder at 22, The Crescent.
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Can I just ABANDON all that?
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Get him off!
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I'm stuck to an insurance man!
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Oggie, let him go.
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Can I abandon all that -
plus a respectable profession?
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Why not? Gauguin did it...
ran off to the South Seas
to paint dusky maidens.
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What colour?
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Help me get him back on his feet.
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Careful. He's got a terrible grip.
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I'll do it! I'll follow
your example and be free!
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Take me mattress and go!
Have this one.
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The South Seas.
Me. Ogden Butterclough...
throws off his chains at last!
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But what can I do when I get there?
I can't paint!
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What can I do?
I built a bookshelf.
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Can you go to the South Pacific
to do bookshelves?
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Oh, God! There's me No Claims gone.
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Come on, Oggie. You don't care
about your No Claims. Not YOU.
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A wild, free spirit.
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I bet your man-in-the-street
has no idea how expensive it is
being "a wild, free spirit".
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What we have here is known as
"a right twit".
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But a MOBILE twit.
A twit with TRANSPORT.
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Swing it round.
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Get out of the way!
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YOU GREAT STUPID...
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Stand back. Don't touch him.
He may be delirious.
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Of all the prattish...
Just as I thought - delirious.
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Give him air! Don't touch him.
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Is there any blood? I hate blood.
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Why can't we be filled
with a nice scented powder?
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Stupid... Sit still, man!
Don't move.
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Watch my lips.
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Can... you... understand... me?
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You... great... dozy... Mary!
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I think he understands.
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We are going to use this mattress
as a stretcher.
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Bring it forward.
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I say, a stretcher.
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We will roll you
onto the stretcher.
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Improvisation, you see.
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Don't let him move!
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Gerroff!
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He may be doing
irreparable damage.
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I'll damage YOU -
you great Flossie!
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Look at me ladder.
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Never mind that.
Get him on the stretcher.
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I'm all right!
Allow me to be the judge of that.
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Wait!
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Very unreasonable type.
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He'd be safe with us.
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Look what you've done!
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He's a moaner!
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Me front wheel's punctured.
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Is that all? I thought your leg
had come off.
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You think it's NOTHING?
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It's very low on any scale
of seriousness.
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I'll vouch for that.
Very small beer in the trade.
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Oh, is it? You think so, do you?
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See how YOU like it!
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I'll KILL him! Restrain yourself.
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It's just one of the ups and downs
of life. I'll KILL him!
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What happened to
"small beer in the trade" eh?
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Damn! I've left me spare wheel
with a lady who will have to remain
nameless.
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Cheer up, Ogden.
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Let's see a little sunshine
in your smile. Your wheel's fixed!
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Still got to drag it back though.
We're with you all the way.
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Oh! That'll be a treat!
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Abandon you with the job
half-done? Never!
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No! Anyway, things have livened up
since we ran into you.
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HE ran into YOU.
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I missed him! Don't worry -
there'll be other chances.
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Remember, you promised to give us
a lift with that mattress.
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With you in a minute!
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I were just picking up
some broken glass.
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Did somebody rub a lamp?
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Hello!
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Can I be...
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of service?
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What is it?
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Ask him. - You ask him.
No. I'm worried about the glass.
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He's very big to be asking. Yes.
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I see you've brought a wheel.
196
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She never said anything
about people bringing wheels.
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Who never said? Me Auntie Ivy.
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I'm working here for me Auntie Ivy.
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He's a bouncer!
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00:16:27,497 --> 00:16:30,497
No. I'm not a bouncer!
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I'm a waitress.
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Wow! That's some waitress!
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No! I tell a lie...
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No. I'm not a WAITRESS.
I'm a... GENERAL ASSISTANT.
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And they said I'd get nowhere
when I were at school!
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Yes, well... he's only a lad.
There's enough there for TWO lads!
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00:17:08,017 --> 00:17:10,697
What's thee name?
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I prefer me nickname.
209
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They call me "Crusher".
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Because I've got this
really TERRIFIC grip.
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Where are you going?
Suppose he gets nasty
because nobody is a big tipper?
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Aye! Nobody is!
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He's big, but he's amiable.
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But he could LIKE you to death!
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Give the lad a chance.
He just needs a firm hand. Oh!
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After you.
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Now then, let's have a little bit
of this general assistance!
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We want four teas,
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all milk, two with one,
220
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one with two and... sugar?
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And one without.
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Chop chop!
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4 teas. All milk. 2 with one,
one with 2 and one without.
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How many TEAS?
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MILLBURN!
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What are you doing?
227
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,697
And where's your overall?
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00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:40,857
I feel such a Jessie
in that white frock.
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It's NOT a frock.
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It's an OVERALL.
You look smart in it.
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Ask anybody. Put it on!
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WHO put THAT there?
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Get it off my counter.
What do you think this place is?
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00:19:04,757 --> 00:19:08,697
If someone comes in
and gets a chunk of THAT
with custard...
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I'll get a bad reputation!
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00:19:11,977 --> 00:19:18,557
No offence intended, madam.
I've merely being having
a puncture repaired.
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A puncture?
You're in the right company!
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If anything reminded me
of escaping wind - it's them three!
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Please accept my apologies
for any inconvenience.
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He talks nice
when he's in a panic.
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He's lucky to be ABLE to talk.
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Am I to understand that you
are employing that... eh...
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Amiable young fellow, eh?
On a regular basis?
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00:19:49,017 --> 00:19:51,697
He's learning the business.
245
00:19:55,397 --> 00:19:58,697
I am. I'm learning the business!
246
00:19:59,477 --> 00:20:02,577
The Egon Ronay Armoured Division!
247
00:20:03,877 --> 00:20:08,376
I wish I didn't
have to learn it in a tight frock!
248
00:20:08,377 --> 00:20:12,616
You look very SMART
in your overall.
249
00:20:12,617 --> 00:20:15,417
You MUST make an impression.
250
00:20:15,497 --> 00:20:19,017
Oh, he's MADE an impression! Ssh!
251
00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:25,756
That's for learning in.
But when I'm satisfied
with your progress,
252
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:29,177
we'll buy you something bigger.
253
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,397
Look at that!
254
00:20:56,017 --> 00:20:57,097
Millburn!
255
00:20:57,177 --> 00:20:59,037
I want you to get...
256
00:21:07,217 --> 00:21:13,177
This is ridiculous!
Grown men fleeing.
I want my wheel back.
257
00:21:16,737 --> 00:21:18,857
Can I have my wheel back?
258
00:21:19,357 --> 00:21:24,417
I think there's every chance
of you getting your wheel back!
259
00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:26,397
My wheel...
260
00:21:38,737 --> 00:21:45,397
You can recognise Ivy's bowling -
she goes straight for
the middle peg!
261
00:21:46,357 --> 00:21:49,056
He's breathing better.
262
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:53,697
Insurance men are hard to handle
when their wheels come off.
263
00:21:54,497 --> 00:22:00,496
I'm all right.
I may never have children -
but lots of people don't.
264
00:22:00,497 --> 00:22:03,497
That's good news for Mrs Dugdale!
265
00:22:05,977 --> 00:22:12,017
It's a bad time for children.
You get them to 14 and their hair
turns green.
266
00:22:13,177 --> 00:22:15,177
Or orange.
267
00:22:15,517 --> 00:22:18,257
Imagine... a head like a jaffa.
268
00:22:18,977 --> 00:22:24,316
Let me go now.
I'll make my way back to the car.
269
00:22:24,317 --> 00:22:28,336
It's been nice meeting you.
It's been one long...
270
00:22:28,337 --> 00:22:30,237
NIGHTMARE!
271
00:22:30,977 --> 00:22:36,817
We wouldn't abandon a chap
in difficulties. You could TRY.
272
00:22:37,497 --> 00:22:42,696
Why walk when we can get you
a ride? I have this feeling.
273
00:22:42,697 --> 00:22:44,777
His bottle's gone!
274
00:22:45,057 --> 00:22:50,037
You can give us a hand
with the mattress. Oh, goody!
275
00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:03,737
What's up with him?
276
00:23:04,157 --> 00:23:06,737
He's had a puncture.
277
00:23:06,997 --> 00:23:10,077
I'll give YOU a puncture.
278
00:23:10,497 --> 00:23:12,696
Who is she?
279
00:23:12,697 --> 00:23:15,477
Nora Batty. She's famous.
280
00:23:15,697 --> 00:23:18,496
Don't let her get me wheel.
281
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:23,016
Clear off!
Hey up! I've only just come.
282
00:23:23,017 --> 00:23:25,096
It seems like ages!
283
00:23:25,097 --> 00:23:27,817
Relax, we can control him.
284
00:23:28,177 --> 00:23:31,956
She likes me.
We've got a big thing going.
285
00:23:31,957 --> 00:23:35,496
Don't come to me
for comprehensive cover!
286
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,657
He can't pick horses either.
287
00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:39,997
I like a challenge. Yes!
288
00:23:40,117 --> 00:23:44,696
No! Come away, Foggy.
She's NEVER in a good mood -
289
00:23:44,697 --> 00:23:48,917
but this isn't one of her better
BAD moods!
290
00:23:49,497 --> 00:23:53,237
I'm not running away from this.
291
00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:03,157
I wonder
if you would be so kind...
292
00:24:05,497 --> 00:24:10,516
I... I wondered if we could have
a word with your husband?
293
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:14,497
With HIM?
You want a word with HIM?
294
00:24:14,697 --> 00:24:18,177
Nobody ever wants a word with HIM!
295
00:24:18,337 --> 00:24:20,476
Is he in? Of course!
296
00:24:20,477 --> 00:24:24,497
I'm SURE he's in. I've seen him.
297
00:24:25,057 --> 00:24:28,697
When did I see him?
No. That was yesterday.
298
00:24:29,057 --> 00:24:33,717
He'll be in. I'll stake
my reputation he's in. Come in...
299
00:24:42,377 --> 00:24:47,336
Hey, Oggie, do you think
I've got a chance with her?
300
00:24:47,337 --> 00:24:50,337
Don't let her get the wheel!
301
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:53,937
Wipe your feet!
302
00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:06,857
Sit down, why don't you!
303
00:25:21,957 --> 00:25:26,196
Are you sure it isn't something
I can do?
304
00:25:26,197 --> 00:25:28,936
N... no. I don't think so.
305
00:25:28,937 --> 00:25:32,157
I can think of something...
306
00:25:33,497 --> 00:25:36,997
It's nice to see a friendly face!
307
00:25:40,697 --> 00:25:42,777
It has to be HIM?
308
00:25:42,857 --> 00:25:44,857
If you don't mind.
309
00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:47,036
Why should I mind?
310
00:25:47,037 --> 00:25:52,857
No skin off MY nose
if you want a word ONLY with HIM.
311
00:25:53,577 --> 00:25:55,637
See if I care!
312
00:25:56,177 --> 00:25:58,716
I'll get him if he's not too busy.
313
00:25:58,717 --> 00:26:03,497
And if I'M not standing behind him,
he WON'T be too busy!
314
00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:11,177
Are you sure it's nothing I can do?
315
00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:13,717
N... no. Thank you.
316
00:26:16,037 --> 00:26:22,197
She never gave me ONE sympathetic
look! Did you see that?
317
00:26:22,517 --> 00:26:25,697
Not ONE sympathetic look.
318
00:26:26,157 --> 00:26:28,477
I'm losing my grip!
319
00:26:29,097 --> 00:26:31,856
Come here and see what they want!
320
00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:34,356
Who? Come and find out.
321
00:26:34,357 --> 00:26:38,757
And get rid of them QUICK!
322
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:45,557
Ah! Human beings!
323
00:26:47,677 --> 00:26:51,057
We don't get many human beings.
324
00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:54,677
Normally it's just HER lot.
325
00:26:55,477 --> 00:27:00,677
We wondered
if you could give us a lift
up the hill on your motorbike.
326
00:27:01,137 --> 00:27:08,677
We wanted to keep it a secret
from Nora, in case she invents
14 reasons for you not doing it!
327
00:27:09,097 --> 00:27:13,076
It won't be a secret now.
She'll be listening.
328
00:27:13,077 --> 00:27:15,137
She's ALWAYS listening.
329
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,217
That's a lie!
330
00:27:23,397 --> 00:27:28,577
NO - he can't give you a lift.
He's FAR TOO BUSY!
331
00:27:38,737 --> 00:27:45,677
It's very good of you
to go to all this trouble
and get us a lift up this hill!
332
00:27:46,857 --> 00:27:50,176
I TRIED. You HEARD me try.
333
00:27:50,177 --> 00:27:53,816
It's a pity Wally
had to stay behind
334
00:27:53,817 --> 00:27:58,337
and look after
the Herman Goering Division!
335
00:28:02,857 --> 00:28:05,496
There you are, Ogden.
336
00:28:05,497 --> 00:28:09,477
All things are possible
with help from your friends.
337
00:28:14,857 --> 00:28:18,677
Put those papers in the back.
338
00:28:53,177 --> 00:28:58,237
Are you sure you've tied it
properly this time? Give over...
339
00:28:58,517 --> 00:29:02,677
Hang on a minute! Who...
Me motor!
340
00:29:21,097 --> 00:29:23,337
Flippin' heck... f...
341
00:29:23,477 --> 00:29:27,677
Charming language
for an insurance man!
342
00:29:28,677 --> 00:29:30,716
Get me down!
343
00:29:30,717 --> 00:29:35,677
If he's going to keep doing this,
he'll have to grow some feathers!
344
00:29:41,717 --> 00:29:45,716
You know what Compo needs
to break his fall?
345
00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:50,677
If only we knew where
to get hold of a mattress!
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