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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,790 --> 00:00:30,267 FEAR CITY 2 00:00:30,433 --> 00:00:33,317 FEAR CITY a family comedy 3 00:00:42,737 --> 00:00:45,543 But also real actors such as: 4 00:01:58,531 --> 00:02:00,213 Relax, Sandy. It's me. 5 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:02,694 God, Ben! He'll kill us all! 6 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:05,295 Don't be so melodramatic. 7 00:02:05,785 --> 00:02:09,672 The horrible Yuri is dead. He's nothing but memories now. 8 00:02:10,014 --> 00:02:12,918 This whole horrible nightmare is over. 9 00:02:14,744 --> 00:02:17,682 He hated us because we make good money... 10 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:21,692 ...and, with his communistic ideas, money is a bad thing. 11 00:02:22,579 --> 00:02:25,664 My God! He killed Jim... 12 00:02:26,788 --> 00:02:27,546 ...Susan... 13 00:02:28,832 --> 00:02:29,705 ...Ludovic... 14 00:02:30,916 --> 00:02:31,755 ...Maximilien... 15 00:02:33,241 --> 00:02:35,036 ...and Toto, too. 16 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:39,951 I know, it was horrible. 17 00:02:40,115 --> 00:02:43,810 The Johnson's are coming over. I'm going to tidy up a bit. 18 00:02:43,983 --> 00:02:47,340 Go take a bath. Nothing horrible can happen now. 19 00:02:57,289 --> 00:02:58,727 Nothing horrible... 20 00:02:58,592 --> 00:03:01,790 ...can happen to us now. 21 00:03:03,161 --> 00:03:05,076 That bath did me good. 22 00:03:07,069 --> 00:03:09,011 Sandy! Look out! 23 00:03:10,296 --> 00:03:12,536 I'm so sorry! It's horrible! 24 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:15,740 That's all right, dear. That's all right. 25 00:03:46,402 --> 00:03:47,204 Damnit. 26 00:04:04,846 --> 00:04:06,277 I'm almost there! 27 00:04:09,695 --> 00:04:11,512 I'll call you back. It's horrible! 28 00:04:14,104 --> 00:04:16,849 Damnit, the vacuum cleaner! I left it on! 29 00:04:24,626 --> 00:04:27,910 OIL DO NOT GET THROWN IN 30 00:04:35,548 --> 00:04:38,083 Look out behind you! It's horrible! 31 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:47,069 DO NOT GET THROWN IN AGAIN 32 00:04:52,642 --> 00:04:54,883 Die! Dirty Communist! 33 00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:13,994 So long, Yuri! 34 00:05:37,453 --> 00:05:38,808 Pretty good, right? 35 00:05:41,461 --> 00:05:43,859 Wait. Did you notice... 36 00:05:44,026 --> 00:05:46,845 ...how much action there is at the end? 37 00:05:47,653 --> 00:05:50,654 If you fell asleep, you can see it again... 38 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:52,821 ...there are other screenings. 39 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:55,867 Don't forget your press kit! 40 00:05:57,353 --> 00:05:58,385 Nice to meet you. 41 00:05:59,016 --> 00:06:00,894 Press agent, Odile Deray. 42 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:03,581 Take a kit. If you need more info... 43 00:06:03,746 --> 00:06:05,181 ...I'm at the Martinez. 44 00:06:06,611 --> 00:06:10,008 I won't write a word. That film's a piece of shit! 45 00:06:11,261 --> 00:06:13,661 You should see it again. Call me.. 46 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:15,642 No deal, Deray! 47 00:06:16,612 --> 00:06:19,712 Odile Deray! In any case, I'll call you. 48 00:06:28,335 --> 00:06:32,161 I told you to keep all handbags on your lap. 49 00:06:32,624 --> 00:06:34,446 Look! You were robbed. 50 00:06:34,948 --> 00:06:35,950 Thanks Jeannine. 51 00:06:37,454 --> 00:06:40,053 The managment is not responsible. 52 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:44,240 Warning. This film has been rated ''R''... 53 00:06:50,199 --> 00:06:52,924 CANNES FILM FESTIVAL - DAY ONE 54 00:06:55,109 --> 00:06:58,753 What's spotted ermine? How much? I won't yell. 55 00:06:58,817 --> 00:07:00,648 See you tomorrow Jacques. 56 00:07:00,881 --> 00:07:02,118 Hold on. What? 57 00:07:02,304 --> 00:07:04,862 See you tomorrow. Let's hope we get a crowd. 58 00:07:04,969 --> 00:07:07,244 I get paid the same. Button up... 59 00:07:07,414 --> 00:07:08,432 ...it's raining. 60 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,052 I think it stopped. 61 00:07:11,362 --> 00:07:12,898 Say hi to your wife. 62 00:07:14,328 --> 00:07:17,090 I will. What? So? 63 00:07:17,474 --> 00:07:19,012 How much was it? 64 00:07:19,078 --> 00:07:20,269 How much? 65 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,536 No, I won't yell. 66 00:07:23,046 --> 00:07:24,144 How much ?! ! 67 00:07:36,192 --> 00:07:39,409 No, it was dead. Don't change the subject! 68 00:07:45,611 --> 00:07:47,387 I'd rather die than sell the R.V. 69 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,474 Over my dead body... What? What? 70 00:08:08,758 --> 00:08:10,260 Honey, I'm going to be cut off! 71 00:08:14,429 --> 00:08:16,508 CANNES FILM FESTIVAL - DAY TWO 72 00:08:18,878 --> 00:08:21,299 I'm sorry. The funeral's Tuesday. 73 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,402 Tuesday? 74 00:08:22,846 --> 00:08:26,062 I can't make it. I would've loved to come. 75 00:08:26,935 --> 00:08:30,272 That's nice of you. I hope it'll be a nice day. 76 00:08:30,341 --> 00:08:32,024 It'll be more cheery. 77 00:08:34,370 --> 00:08:36,329 - Tea? - Yes, thanks. 78 00:08:38,538 --> 00:08:39,695 Is that him? 79 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:41,814 No, that's my dog. 80 00:08:42,265 --> 00:08:43,462 Oh, of course. 81 00:08:44,771 --> 00:08:46,806 Tell me about him. I hardly knew him. 82 00:08:47,676 --> 00:08:50,195 He's a German Shepherd, well-trained... 83 00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:52,299 - ...spayed. - No, your husband. 84 00:08:54,204 --> 00:08:54,905 Jacques... 85 00:08:56,174 --> 00:08:58,494 They slashed him with hammer and sickle. 86 00:08:58,558 --> 00:09:01,183 But he was so handsome whole. 87 00:09:01,324 --> 00:09:04,607 Clean, generous... Really generous. 88 00:09:05,172 --> 00:09:06,124 Sugar? 89 00:09:06,575 --> 00:09:07,267 Sixteen. 90 00:09:07,997 --> 00:09:09,932 It's funny. The film I'm handling... 91 00:09:10,001 --> 00:09:13,398 ...is about a hammer-and-sickle killer. Incredible, hunh? 92 00:09:15,613 --> 00:09:17,174 Look. His last gift. 93 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,292 I told him, ''It's crazy! We'll have to sell the R.V.'' 94 00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:21,555 Know what he told me? 95 00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:23,303 He said, ''Let it ride!'' 96 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,987 What a feeling! To read about my film in the papers! 97 00:09:27,156 --> 00:09:30,873 I can still hear him! ''Let it ride!'' A real capricorn. 98 00:09:31,345 --> 00:09:34,568 I'm a press agent. So of course I love the press. 99 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,126 We never used the R.V. anyway. 100 00:09:37,297 --> 00:09:41,503 Somebody had to get killed for them to spill some ink! Incredible! 101 00:09:41,565 --> 00:09:44,026 It wasn't much ink. Just one paper. 102 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:47,376 We never used the R.V. Well, one time. 103 00:09:47,537 --> 00:09:52,142 No, two. Who could they interview anyway? 104 00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:56,271 The director's in an asylum. The producer's in prison. 105 00:09:56,435 --> 00:09:57,586 The star... 106 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:00,881 He must be free. He hasn't worked since. 107 00:10:01,044 --> 00:10:02,627 We never used it. 108 00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:06,324 It was in the garage for months, gathering dust. 109 00:10:06,976 --> 00:10:10,293 If I have him whacked, it'll whip up interest. 110 00:10:10,564 --> 00:10:11,894 Body guards. The whole bit! 111 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,964 I can just see the headlines. 112 00:10:14,131 --> 00:10:17,790 ''Star of "Red is Dead" Comes to Cannes Despite Danger'' 113 00:10:18,379 --> 00:10:19,432 Where's the phone? 114 00:10:19,502 --> 00:10:21,815 I said, ''Either the coat or the R.V.'' 115 00:10:22,668 --> 00:10:24,510 And he said, ''Let it ride!'' 116 00:10:27,658 --> 00:10:30,019 GREEN PARTY REP. KILLED 117 00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,968 Green Party Rep. Killed 118 00:10:37,157 --> 00:10:39,199 - WHAT A CATCH ! - What A Catch! 119 00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:46,329 Was it because he opposed the Martoni Project,.. 120 00:10:46,496 --> 00:10:49,619 ...construction of the Megamilton Hotel on the Cannes beach... 121 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,055 ...that ecologist Jacques Lelong was killed? 122 00:10:52,428 --> 00:10:56,295 Joining us live by telephone, Philippe Lulu. Philippe? 123 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:59,281 Hello, Michel. His body was found... 124 00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:00,798 - How are you? - Fine. 125 00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:03,610 His body was found on one of the L�rins Islands... 126 00:11:03,771 --> 00:11:06,085 ...drowned a week ago. According to the coroner... 127 00:11:06,256 --> 00:11:08,491 ...the Green Party Rep.'s body was blue, 128 00:11:08,661 --> 00:11:10,701 blue as the skies of the Riviera. 129 00:11:11,426 --> 00:11:15,293 Suspicion abounds about Jean-Paul Martoni's role in the affair. 130 00:11:15,555 --> 00:11:19,150 He is right now being questioned by police... 131 00:11:19,523 --> 00:11:21,483 ...and he may be charged shortly. 132 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:25,251 Call us back with any new developments. 133 00:11:25,575 --> 00:11:27,531 Now turning to the Film Festival... 134 00:11:27,699 --> 00:11:31,986 Arriving today; director Boldav Govaschlisev Scumsky. 135 00:11:32,148 --> 00:11:36,548 His film Autumn Bugs is a favorite. Will it get the Palme, or won't it? 136 00:11:36,717 --> 00:11:40,080 Also from Cannes, the strange murder... 137 00:11:40,245 --> 00:11:42,844 ...of a projectionist at the Cameo Theater... 138 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:46,647 ...who was projecting a horror movie. 139 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:52,101 And now; for our Belgian friends who love arugula,.. 140 00:12:21,829 --> 00:12:23,709 PARIS, THAT SAME DAY 141 00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:33,831 Kara! 142 00:12:38,362 --> 00:12:40,057 - The boss is asking for you. - Sorry, Marc. 143 00:12:40,446 --> 00:12:42,682 I stopped smoking -- I'm a bit nervous. 144 00:12:43,011 --> 00:12:43,904 No problem. 145 00:12:44,374 --> 00:12:45,545 I had problems... 146 00:12:45,717 --> 00:12:47,133 ...with my wife lately. 147 00:12:47,821 --> 00:12:50,535 And they took my visiting rights away. 148 00:12:50,707 --> 00:12:52,389 And as for my wife... 149 00:13:11,389 --> 00:13:12,744 Hi, Tiffany. 150 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,015 That's pretty - is it cashmere? 151 00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:16,147 Cotton! 152 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,731 I don't want to bother you... 153 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:27,052 ...but can I sleep over? I lost my mother this morning. 154 00:13:28,844 --> 00:13:29,976 She died? 155 00:13:30,908 --> 00:13:34,212 No, I lost her. She was there and then - poof! - I lost her. 156 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,921 But my dog died. So if I could sleep over... 157 00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:44,325 ...just to have someone around. 158 00:13:44,495 --> 00:13:45,897 Your dog died 3 times. 159 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:47,931 He suffered horribly. 160 00:13:50,327 --> 00:13:51,464 Karamazov here yet? 161 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:52,667 Yes, sir. He's right here. 162 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,004 Send him in! 163 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:02,891 It was an accident, boss. 164 00:14:03,053 --> 00:14:05,207 This isn't about Princess Valonni. 165 00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:10,345 I got a call from the Cannes Festival. Ever heard of Cannes? 166 00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:12,384 I went to camp there, when I was 7. 167 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:15,267 You're the man for the job. 168 00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:20,405 You take the 10 AM flight to Nice. 169 00:14:20,889 --> 00:14:23,129 Which should take off at about 1 PM. 170 00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:24,305 It's 11 AM now. 171 00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:26,398 - So what?! - No, but... 172 00:14:27,061 --> 00:14:30,599 The person you're guarding is a movie star - Simon Jeremi. 173 00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:32,851 You pick him up in Nice. 174 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,934 Your contact is Odile Deray. 175 00:14:37,222 --> 00:14:38,658 D.E.R.A.Y... 176 00:14:39,987 --> 00:14:42,951 ...a press agent. You stay to the end of the festival. 177 00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:45,750 This is no walk in the park. 178 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,850 There's a hammer and sickle killer... 179 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:58,861 ...and there's some connection to her movie. 180 00:14:59,026 --> 00:15:03,665 Some kind of iden... identification thing. Get it? 181 00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:04,873 Yeah. More or less. 182 00:15:07,022 --> 00:15:08,239 Which means... 183 00:15:10,389 --> 00:15:14,205 ...no more close contact protection for Princess Valonni. 184 00:15:15,739 --> 00:15:17,070 Why not, Uncle? 185 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:20,760 I promised I'd keep you apart until her abor - ... 186 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:21,942 Until her what? 187 00:15:22,313 --> 00:15:24,314 Until her abortion. 188 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:25,109 But we were... 189 00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:27,478 No 'buts'! Enough bullshit! 190 00:15:29,447 --> 00:15:33,768 And, for once in your life, think with your head, instead of your d - 191 00:15:42,293 --> 00:15:45,291 Nice Airport. 192 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:47,340 2 minutes stop. 193 00:15:56,682 --> 00:15:57,400 Odile Deray? 194 00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:02,071 I'm looking for Odile Deray. 195 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:03,691 That's her! 196 00:16:09,388 --> 00:16:10,205 You're Odile Deray? 197 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,611 No, I'm the Pope; I'm waiting for my sister. 198 00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:19,859 I'm Odile. 199 00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:23,814 - I'm from Security Inc. - And you are..? 200 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,216 At the airport. 201 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,002 Right, but what's your name? 202 00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:30,925 Serge Karamazov. No relation. I'm an only child. 203 00:16:31,913 --> 00:16:33,315 No, because Karamazov... 204 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,298 The Brothers... I'm not related. 205 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:36,517 Yeah, right. Sure. 206 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:39,157 That's funny. 207 00:16:42,394 --> 00:16:43,406 Lulu? 208 00:16:49,769 --> 00:16:51,271 I'm Lulu. 209 00:16:52,575 --> 00:16:53,367 Cigarette? 210 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,472 No, thanks. I'm trying to quit. 211 00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:11,011 Attention please, the rear of this plane will not stop at the city of HRMPFNG! 212 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:14,654 There he is! 213 00:17:20,311 --> 00:17:22,624 - Bye, Simon. - Bye, Sylvie. 214 00:17:22,796 --> 00:17:24,437 Simon, I'm Odile Deray. 215 00:17:25,682 --> 00:17:27,902 This is Serge Karamazov. 216 00:17:27,966 --> 00:17:29,158 No relation. 217 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:34,231 Mr. Karamazov will be in charge of your safety. 218 00:17:34,399 --> 00:17:35,630 Do you have any luggages? 219 00:17:35,802 --> 00:17:40,362 No one told me to bring luggages. Should I have tooken some? 220 00:17:40,652 --> 00:17:42,373 No, no problem. Let's go. 221 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,778 What about your sister? 222 00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:53,412 Mr. Karamazov, you drive. I'll get in the back. 223 00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:55,393 Simon, you take the death seat. 224 00:18:01,294 --> 00:18:02,331 Sit up front. 225 00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:03,408 Right. 226 00:18:11,234 --> 00:18:12,950 Power steering... 227 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,755 ...leather interior... 228 00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:19,286 ...remote door locks... 229 00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:21,285 Limited series Palme d'Or... 230 00:18:22,256 --> 00:18:24,017 ...a car which is a good... 231 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,256 ...driving type car. 232 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,376 I'm going to make you a star, Simon. 233 00:18:36,545 --> 00:18:37,946 You can't buy this publicity. 234 00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:41,744 A real murder, just like in the movie During the Cannes Festival. 235 00:18:41,835 --> 00:18:43,153 We'll need stills, right? 236 00:18:43,799 --> 00:18:45,037 You're all right with stills? 237 00:18:45,523 --> 00:18:46,878 - Yes. - Good. 238 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,863 I like working with good stills. 239 00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:54,672 The Germans love the movie. They've always had good taste. 240 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,079 The Danes, too. Do you speak Danish? 241 00:19:02,377 --> 00:19:03,607 You'll have to learn. 242 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:04,931 Sk�I �ften Str�� 243 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,173 Repeat after me. 244 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:11,646 I'm so stupid. That's Swedish. 245 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,838 I'm so stupid. That's Swedish. 246 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,796 Wait. Excuse me... 247 00:19:15,764 --> 00:19:19,870 ...if you keep doing that, how am I supposed to... 248 00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:27,001 ...It's here somewhere... 249 00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:33,553 Safety first. 250 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,778 All right, in back? 251 00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:41,835 You're at the Martinez. 252 00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:43,399 You know it? 253 00:19:44,522 --> 00:19:45,513 You'll like it. 254 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,181 I want you to be happy. 255 00:19:48,289 --> 00:19:50,224 You'll have to take him everywhere. 256 00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:52,356 Everyone'll want to see him. 257 00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:53,375 The magic of Cannes. 258 00:19:53,921 --> 00:19:55,498 You can call me Serge. 259 00:19:55,925 --> 00:20:00,170 Eye on the road, Kara! Simon, where should we eat? 260 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,839 Shit! 261 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,536 What's with you? Car-sickness? 262 00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:10,934 No, when I'm happy, I vomit. 263 00:20:11,095 --> 00:20:13,455 And I'm really happy. 264 00:20:14,061 --> 00:20:15,896 I left my calendar in the theater. 265 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,824 It's not far. Drop me off here. 266 00:20:26,987 --> 00:20:27,965 Shit. 267 00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:58,107 Which is stronger, the hippopotamus or the elephant? 268 00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:01,189 'Cause a hippo is pretty strong. 269 00:21:03,561 --> 00:21:08,361 We have a reservation for Karamazov and Jeremi. 270 00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:12,373 Fill out this card. 271 00:21:15,265 --> 00:21:16,541 Aren't you hungry? 272 00:21:18,471 --> 00:21:20,546 I'm hungry, hungry... 273 00:21:21,317 --> 00:21:22,753 Can I be honest? 274 00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:24,995 You're a pain. 275 00:21:25,205 --> 00:21:27,142 Yeah, but I'm still hungry. 276 00:21:28,552 --> 00:21:30,692 OK, what do you want to eat? 277 00:21:31,017 --> 00:21:33,251 Whatever. Pork gums. 278 00:21:34,664 --> 00:21:37,503 Where can we get good pork gums around here? 279 00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:41,206 ''Chez Laplaud.'' Best pork gums on the coast. Like a reservation? 280 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:42,209 Yes. 281 00:21:49,855 --> 00:21:54,885 You're mine. All mine. And I'm all yours. 282 00:21:55,145 --> 00:21:59,466 All of you. You, all of you. My whole body is yours. 283 00:22:06,609 --> 00:22:10,656 Darling, you kill me. You're killing me. 284 00:22:17,951 --> 00:22:19,387 What about my nose? 285 00:22:21,318 --> 00:22:22,960 And my ears? 286 00:22:25,246 --> 00:22:27,585 And my little belly button? 287 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:32,351 And my feet?.. No. 288 00:22:32,581 --> 00:22:35,785 Come on, think. Think. Whose are they? Think. No. 289 00:22:36,729 --> 00:22:37,622 One second. 290 00:22:38,673 --> 00:22:40,275 And what about my... 291 00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:42,076 I'm being cut off. 292 00:22:44,605 --> 00:22:48,362 You'll love this room. Last year, Robert Goulet had it. 293 00:22:53,463 --> 00:22:55,898 Security. I'll go in first. 294 00:22:55,868 --> 00:22:57,345 Should I get the light? 295 00:22:57,591 --> 00:22:58,729 I'll find it. 296 00:23:11,479 --> 00:23:13,196 So you're an actor? 297 00:23:15,207 --> 00:23:16,625 That's great. 298 00:23:21,219 --> 00:23:23,779 How'd you get started? 299 00:23:25,047 --> 00:23:27,326 I knew the usherette. 300 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:29,872 It's who you know, hunh? 301 00:23:32,462 --> 00:23:33,898 I don't know anyone. 302 00:23:38,374 --> 00:23:39,956 OK. We'll take the room. 303 00:23:43,444 --> 00:23:47,965 Clean it up a little. At these prices that's the least you could do! 304 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,306 You mind giving me an autograph? 305 00:23:58,574 --> 00:24:02,197 It's for my sister, Edwige. 306 00:24:04,827 --> 00:24:07,141 ''For.'' You wrote ''fur.'' 307 00:24:14,927 --> 00:24:17,387 Not ''H''. It's Edwige with an ''E''. 308 00:24:23,445 --> 00:24:26,761 Not ''EE''. It's an ''I''. 309 00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:35,745 Good. And an ''E'' at the end. 310 00:24:38,555 --> 00:24:40,230 But you forgot to sign. 311 00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:47,408 The key. 312 00:24:59,317 --> 00:25:02,999 Simon, about the beds, should we flip for it? 313 00:25:08,335 --> 00:25:09,930 So I'll take the other one. 314 00:25:11,181 --> 00:25:12,663 I'm really happy. 315 00:26:05,972 --> 00:26:07,886 - What happened? - Is there any progress? 316 00:26:08,056 --> 00:26:09,651 This is the 2nd murder in this theater. 317 00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:11,021 Is the movie that bad? 318 00:26:11,122 --> 00:26:11,924 Listen.. 319 00:26:11,984 --> 00:26:13,696 Let the police do the job. 320 00:26:13,867 --> 00:26:16,889 And be sure I'll give you answers as soon as possible. 321 00:26:17,775 --> 00:26:20,520 Is it a serial killer? Are the festival-goers in danger? 322 00:26:20,681 --> 00:26:23,195 Let the police do the job. 323 00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:25,932 And be sure I'll give you answers as soon as possible. 324 00:26:35,952 --> 00:26:39,919 �r det en serial killer som filmfestivalbes�karna har att frukta? 325 00:26:41,082 --> 00:26:43,841 Lat polisen g�ra sitt jobb... 326 00:26:44,008 --> 00:26:47,530 ...jag kommer att informera sa fort jag vet mera. 327 00:26:52,545 --> 00:26:55,808 Biales is sporting a silk and wool double-breasted suit, 6 buttons... 328 00:26:55,972 --> 00:26:59,176 ...with shirt and tie in a Calder-like pattern. 329 00:27:01,544 --> 00:27:03,664 You called the press? Nice going! 330 00:27:03,828 --> 00:27:08,010 No, Det. It was the lady who found the body. Odile Deray. 331 00:27:11,925 --> 00:27:14,405 The victim was killed with a hammer and pickle. 332 00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:18,231 No, a sickle. Well that's what the lab guys think. 333 00:27:18,398 --> 00:27:21,396 Sure looks like ''pickle,'' no? Any other clues? 334 00:27:21,564 --> 00:27:26,010 The killer scratched a 2nd letter in the wall. That makes ''O D''. 335 00:27:26,173 --> 00:27:28,487 We have the Scrabble team on it. 336 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:29,991 O.D. ... D.O. ... ? 337 00:27:31,264 --> 00:27:34,626 Like Do Re Mi. Must be a musician. 338 00:27:36,153 --> 00:27:38,228 This guy is a maniac. 339 00:27:38,398 --> 00:27:41,920 I hope you have a strong stomach. It's a butcher job in there. 340 00:27:51,905 --> 00:27:52,942 Where's the crime site? 341 00:27:53,108 --> 00:27:54,140 Over here. 342 00:27:56,354 --> 00:27:59,876 It was horrible. Hiding in the corner, with those... 343 00:28:00,883 --> 00:28:02,798 ...eight big hairy feet and... 344 00:28:05,493 --> 00:28:08,217 This is Odile Deray, who discovered the body. 345 00:28:08,379 --> 00:28:10,293 Do you know Det. Biales? 346 00:28:11,906 --> 00:28:15,349 Born in 1950 in the town of Oran, Algeria... 347 00:28:15,513 --> 00:28:19,069 ...his mother was vaudeville star, Alicia Lampero. 348 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,634 His father, Maurice, was a gendarme. 349 00:28:21,806 --> 00:28:25,249 Patrick Humphrey Tiburce Biales was an only child. 350 00:28:25,693 --> 00:28:29,455 Fortunately, his mother joined in his childhood games... 351 00:28:30,904 --> 00:28:33,743 ...because Mr. Biales was rarely at home. 352 00:28:36,155 --> 00:28:37,476 In 1962... 353 00:28:37,638 --> 00:28:39,154 ...the Biales family left Algeria... 354 00:28:39,321 --> 00:28:40,723 ...for Nice. 355 00:28:41,245 --> 00:28:43,319 Then they took a bus... 356 00:28:43,730 --> 00:28:45,246 ...to Cannes. 357 00:28:45,413 --> 00:28:46,974 Patrick was twelve. 358 00:28:47,618 --> 00:28:48,973 Wanting to please both... 359 00:28:49,141 --> 00:28:50,736 ...his mother and father,.. 360 00:28:50,904 --> 00:28:52,546 ...he was torn between the stage... 361 00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:54,303 ...and the police. But... 362 00:28:54,472 --> 00:28:57,071 ...destiny decided for him because, in 1968... 363 00:28:57,838 --> 00:28:59,833 ...during the May riots, his father died... 364 00:29:00,003 --> 00:29:02,522 ...his head stuck in a subway grating. 365 00:29:04,692 --> 00:29:06,732 So he took up the badge... 366 00:29:06,897 --> 00:29:08,572 ...and left the trapeze behind. 367 00:29:09,502 --> 00:29:13,058 1971 . He finished 10th in the Nice Police Academy... 368 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:16,592 ...with a B minus average, which doesn't suck but.. 369 00:29:17,237 --> 00:29:22,224 After solving two mysteries, he got his gold badge. 370 00:29:23,851 --> 00:29:25,142 How many letters? 371 00:29:25,314 --> 00:29:26,065 Nine. 372 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:28,838 Policeman. 373 00:29:29,763 --> 00:29:33,319 He won the regional playoffs of Letters and Numbers... 374 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:36,771 ...and so was promoted... 375 00:29:36,937 --> 00:29:40,733 ...to Chief Detective of Cannes, the post he still occupies. 376 00:29:42,188 --> 00:29:43,420 Nice to meet you. 377 00:29:51,046 --> 00:29:52,721 We're friends of the body discoverer. 378 00:29:52,889 --> 00:29:54,166 All right. Go ahead. 379 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,917 Not you! No sneakers! 380 00:30:02,609 --> 00:30:03,760 Is Miss Deray here? 381 00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:06,896 She went to change. Then they took her to the station. 382 00:30:08,701 --> 00:30:10,936 That's very inconvenient. 383 00:30:11,527 --> 00:30:15,049 I got here 4 hours ago. They gave me this guy to protect. 384 00:30:17,218 --> 00:30:19,418 So I protect him. That's my job. 385 00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:20,860 Right. I understand. 386 00:30:21,267 --> 00:30:22,749 First he vomits in the car. 387 00:30:22,910 --> 00:30:25,634 Really disgusting. Who knows if it'll come clean. 388 00:30:25,796 --> 00:30:29,200 Then, in the room, same thing. We had an appointment at a restaurant. 389 00:30:30,265 --> 00:30:32,464 He's hungry. And he ate nothing. He drank O.J. 390 00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:34,271 We wait. She doesn't come. 391 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,872 See that? It's a Cin-a-thon! 392 00:30:37,038 --> 00:30:40,196 Right. A Cin-a-thon. So now what do I do with this guy? 393 00:30:40,365 --> 00:30:41,083 Yeah, I see. 394 00:30:41,247 --> 00:30:43,971 It's amazing. That's my 1 st real Cin-a-thon. 395 00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:46,606 Go take a closer look. 396 00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:50,983 So, anyway, she calls me. She says she discovered another body. 397 00:30:51,147 --> 00:30:55,707 So she'll be late. Right. So how long does it take to discover a body? 398 00:30:55,876 --> 00:30:57,278 What? 1 hour, 1 and 1/2 ? 399 00:30:58,562 --> 00:30:59,273 Tops. 400 00:30:59,804 --> 00:31:01,480 Don't touch stuff. 401 00:31:04,334 --> 00:31:08,050 It's been over 2 hours. What am I supposed to do with him? 402 00:31:08,221 --> 00:31:10,181 Think of taking him to Aqua-Splash? 403 00:31:10,426 --> 00:31:14,028 No. Hey, Simon, tomorrow we go to Aqua-Splash. 404 00:31:18,402 --> 00:31:19,918 There's the orange juice. 405 00:31:26,819 --> 00:31:30,421 I'm Philippe Garcia and this is Dets. Sens and Bestel. 406 00:31:30,647 --> 00:31:32,269 It's my duty to inform you... 407 00:31:32,430 --> 00:31:34,347 ...this will all be filmed. 408 00:31:36,599 --> 00:31:39,118 No, Detective. The thingamajig is busted. 409 00:31:39,284 --> 00:31:41,644 Bestel fucked the whole thing up. 410 00:31:43,893 --> 00:31:47,370 It's my duty to inform you, this will all be NOT filmed. 411 00:32:10,186 --> 00:32:13,789 Miss Deray, you can't eat frankfurters in here. 412 00:32:14,114 --> 00:32:15,186 NO EATING FRANKS 413 00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:18,161 What are you going to do? 414 00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:20,960 Lock me up for frank eatery? 415 00:32:32,031 --> 00:32:36,271 Tell us about your relationship to the victims... 416 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,073 ...Mr. Jacques and... what's the other guy's name? 417 00:32:39,245 --> 00:32:40,043 Mireille. 418 00:32:42,131 --> 00:32:44,285 None, I hired them and then they died. 419 00:32:45,698 --> 00:32:47,658 So it's the 2nd murder... 420 00:32:48,303 --> 00:32:49,945 ...involving this film. 421 00:32:50,107 --> 00:32:50,939 Right. 422 00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:52,785 Good for publicity. 423 00:32:54,315 --> 00:32:59,240 And your job is whipping interest for the film. Am I mistaken? 424 00:32:59,406 --> 00:33:00,761 Yes, ''whipping interest''. 425 00:33:01,851 --> 00:33:03,206 It's ''whipping up interest''. 426 00:33:05,338 --> 00:33:07,378 Let's not get picky. 427 00:33:08,424 --> 00:33:12,026 You think I'm stupid enough to kill people like in my film... 428 00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:13,622 ...so it'll be more successful? 429 00:33:13,915 --> 00:33:16,559 No one said you were stupid. 430 00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:20,563 I did, at first. But now I think you're wonderful. 431 00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:23,803 I didn't kill them, if that's what you're thinking. 432 00:33:25,579 --> 00:33:27,300 I'll take a lie detector test. 433 00:33:27,983 --> 00:33:28,974 Why not? 434 00:33:28,945 --> 00:33:30,347 We can't, boss. 435 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:34,635 Bestel was trying something, hooked it to his C.B. and it went... 436 00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:36,149 All right, all right. 437 00:33:36,761 --> 00:33:38,676 Don't leave Cannes for a while. 438 00:33:39,647 --> 00:33:41,083 I have no intention of leaving. 439 00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:44,707 With all that's happened, I've got work to do. 440 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,956 I was at the Cameo. Look what we found. 441 00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:49,398 A finger. 442 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,248 No, I'm kidding. This is what we found. 443 00:33:59,186 --> 00:34:00,782 Fabric? 444 00:34:02,233 --> 00:34:04,228 What could that be? 445 00:34:04,397 --> 00:34:05,673 Fabric has existed... 446 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:06,991 ...since ancient times. 447 00:34:07,162 --> 00:34:10,719 It's estimated that it was invented about a long time ago, B.C. 448 00:34:11,371 --> 00:34:14,609 ''The ant is no lender,'' as La Fontaine said. 449 00:34:14,778 --> 00:34:18,095 Back on the national front, and the murder of the Green Rep... 450 00:34:18,265 --> 00:34:20,225 J.P. Martoni has been indicted... 451 00:34:20,389 --> 00:34:24,390 but the N.R.P. leader can't be found, despite numerous court summons. 452 00:34:24,558 --> 00:34:26,996 Our correspondant, Jacques Izdelebrouf. 453 00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:34,691 We seem to have a slight technical problem. 454 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:40,544 Let's go directly to the Festival. Tonight, the official... 455 00:34:40,710 --> 00:34:44,836 ...screening of Octet - The Blacksmith's Resignation... 456 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:49,604 ...by the Uzbek director Mirjovsky Ibisklivackse... 457 00:34:49,768 --> 00:34:52,334 ...whose moving portrayal of... 458 00:34:56,702 --> 00:34:57,580 All right. 459 00:34:58,466 --> 00:35:01,589 I'm told the report isn't quite ready. 460 00:35:01,753 --> 00:35:05,548 Also in beaut, beauti... -- makes me stammer -- 461 00:35:05,721 --> 00:35:10,759 ...beautiful Cannes, the 2nd murder of a projectionist... 462 00:35:10,931 --> 00:35:12,607 ...with hammer and sickle... 463 00:35:12,775 --> 00:35:15,739 ...as he projected the film "Red is Dead". 464 00:35:15,901 --> 00:35:18,420 The press agent is being questioned by Det. Biales,.. 465 00:35:18,587 --> 00:35:20,342 ...says she knows nothing... 466 00:35:20,911 --> 00:35:23,795 ...but also says, ''See the movie.'' Now... 467 00:35:29,348 --> 00:35:30,784 I'm told no report. 468 00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:35,753 CANNES - DAY THREE 469 00:35:37,405 --> 00:35:38,442 What time is it? 470 00:35:38,607 --> 00:35:40,223 9:30 A.M. 471 00:35:40,290 --> 00:35:40,929 Already? 472 00:35:41,092 --> 00:35:42,414 My watch is a little fast. 473 00:35:44,539 --> 00:35:49,339 Last night, the official screening of The Suicide of Herman Brooks... 474 00:35:49,509 --> 00:35:50,945 ...by Verner Skobletsin. 475 00:35:51,112 --> 00:35:52,343 You like your new room? 476 00:35:52,515 --> 00:35:55,399 Fine. Don't sit there. He vomited again. 477 00:35:55,561 --> 00:35:56,792 ...the famous fartman... 478 00:35:56,964 --> 00:35:59,358 ...Mizou Mizou, who lit up... 479 00:35:59,429 --> 00:36:01,150 ...the walk with his presence. 480 00:36:01,433 --> 00:36:03,473 Mizou had performed... 481 00:36:03,638 --> 00:36:04,789 the evening before... 482 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:05,792 all of Carmen 483 00:36:05,962 --> 00:36:09,849 Everything's going great. There's a lot of light on the film. 484 00:36:10,010 --> 00:36:13,931 The Americans want remake rights. I'm negotiating with the Germans. 485 00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:17,860 Kara, hurry up. The press conference is at 11 . 486 00:36:19,670 --> 00:36:20,502 I'll get it. 487 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,841 Sarah Connor? 488 00:36:26,003 --> 00:36:27,120 Next door. 489 00:36:30,933 --> 00:36:34,170 I've got lots of press. Even two political reporters. 490 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:36,695 This conference is big. 491 00:36:36,865 --> 00:36:38,426 Sarah Connor? 492 00:36:38,588 --> 00:36:39,340 Yes? 493 00:36:40,953 --> 00:36:43,871 Simon, sell this film for me. 494 00:36:44,039 --> 00:36:45,840 Find some gimmicks, catch phrases. 495 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:46,835 Like what? 496 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:48,566 Well, like, like... 497 00:36:50,091 --> 00:36:51,413 ...catch phrases! 498 00:36:51,574 --> 00:36:53,968 - Like what? - Like catch phrases! 499 00:36:54,660 --> 00:36:57,624 Kara, you really have to be his bodyguard. 500 00:36:57,787 --> 00:37:00,066 I want to really dazzle them. 501 00:37:00,793 --> 00:37:02,069 I believe, I believe! 502 00:37:02,596 --> 00:37:06,563 Could you stop smoking in my face? I'm trying to quit. 503 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,161 How did you do it? I can't. 504 00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:11,053 I just play the trumpet. It's a substitute. 505 00:37:11,214 --> 00:37:14,451 I get it. You make the same motions. 506 00:37:14,621 --> 00:37:15,817 Same notes, too. 507 00:37:16,905 --> 00:37:17,703 Because... 508 00:37:17,867 --> 00:37:20,592 Ready Simon? All decked out? 509 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:27,816 Right. I'd better do something. 510 00:38:15,924 --> 00:38:17,965 TOOLS AND MACHINERY 511 00:38:41,256 --> 00:38:43,056 You know Christine, from cosmetics? 512 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:44,337 The one with the pimples? 513 00:38:44,502 --> 00:38:47,740 Yeah, the ugly one. She found a man. 514 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:48,467 She didn't! 515 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:51,548 I swear. She gets him home, on the couch... 516 00:38:51,717 --> 00:38:55,684 ...and she comes back 5 mins. later, naked, says, ''What's your pleasure?'' 517 00:38:55,845 --> 00:38:57,680 And what did he do? 518 00:38:57,849 --> 00:39:01,736 He beat it out of there. So I told her, next time be romantic. 519 00:39:01,937 --> 00:39:03,373 We're starting. 520 00:39:04,021 --> 00:39:06,939 So the next time, she's going to take a bath... 521 00:39:07,108 --> 00:39:09,627 ...so she won't go naked; she wraps the quilt around her. 522 00:39:09,793 --> 00:39:11,753 And the guy froze his balls off? 523 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:14,996 So the quilt gets caught in the door. 524 00:39:15,164 --> 00:39:18,287 So to get loose, she drops the quilt. And he says,.. 525 00:39:18,451 --> 00:39:22,007 ...''It's only cellulite. I love you just the way you are.'' 526 00:39:22,178 --> 00:39:23,773 Unbelievable! 527 00:39:26,266 --> 00:39:27,463 I swear! 528 00:39:31,838 --> 00:39:34,403 This is her first boyfriend. 529 00:39:35,445 --> 00:39:38,509 - With those pimples - - You're not interested? 530 00:39:38,892 --> 00:39:40,647 The two in the back, not interested? 531 00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:43,011 Sure we are. 532 00:39:44,183 --> 00:39:45,538 I'll repeat it for you. 533 00:39:47,189 --> 00:39:51,270 After the screening, you'll have Q and A with Simon Jeremi... 534 00:39:51,437 --> 00:39:53,956 ...the star of "Red is Dead". 535 00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:09,411 Of course, I've provided a list of the killer's victims. 536 00:40:09,674 --> 00:40:12,252 The real killer, not the one in the movie. 537 00:40:12,740 --> 00:40:15,100 The widows are here as well. 538 00:40:18,873 --> 00:40:22,315 Thanks for your attention. Enjoy the movie! 539 00:40:27,109 --> 00:40:28,990 No, not at all. 540 00:40:31,157 --> 00:40:34,953 Darling, there's no risk, or I wouldn't get a risk bonus. 541 00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:48,019 I do all this to make you happy. And then you... 542 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,190 Hold on a second. 543 00:40:51,799 --> 00:40:54,717 If you have to step out a second, then go ahead. 544 00:40:54,885 --> 00:40:55,842 I can't leave you alone. 545 00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:57,359 But you're sick. 546 00:40:57,531 --> 00:40:58,682 Go relieve yourself. 547 00:40:59,535 --> 00:41:00,412 Relieve yourself. 548 00:41:06,148 --> 00:41:07,139 What was I saying? 549 00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:11,071 It stinks in here. 550 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,872 I'm going. 551 00:41:13,042 --> 00:41:14,033 By all means. 552 00:41:14,204 --> 00:41:15,116 Go ahead. 553 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:16,480 I'm next door. 554 00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:17,927 I know where. 555 00:41:19,495 --> 00:41:20,133 May I? 556 00:41:20,296 --> 00:41:22,018 Whatever. Take it all. 557 00:41:23,303 --> 00:41:24,374 This will kill me. 558 00:41:31,319 --> 00:41:31,991 Martine! 559 00:41:33,022 --> 00:41:33,934 Secu! 560 00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:38,244 How's it going? 561 00:41:38,345 --> 00:41:38,946 Fine! 562 00:41:44,646 --> 00:41:46,560 I'll pick it up on the way home. 563 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,048 It won't kill me. 564 00:41:48,654 --> 00:41:50,488 You're here for the festival? 565 00:41:52,101 --> 00:41:53,012 He's back. 566 00:41:53,804 --> 00:41:55,183 I'm being cut off. 567 00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:01,437 You could hurt yourself with that thing. 568 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,476 Let me help. Just say the word. 569 00:42:05,287 --> 00:42:07,327 So what's going on? 570 00:42:07,492 --> 00:42:09,167 I'm seropositive. 571 00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:11,729 I was just kidding! 572 00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:29,207 Fuck! I don't need this. 573 00:42:43,925 --> 00:42:45,281 Out of the way! 574 00:42:47,753 --> 00:42:48,824 I really got to shit! 575 00:43:31,181 --> 00:43:33,574 Meanwhile, in Vera Cruz... 576 00:43:34,427 --> 00:43:35,909 Anything else? 577 00:43:36,311 --> 00:43:37,906 That will be all, thanks. 578 00:43:39,477 --> 00:43:40,674 How much is that? 579 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,242 13.95 580 00:44:27,735 --> 00:44:29,296 Outa the way, fucking mimes! 581 00:45:43,608 --> 00:45:45,728 Are you all right? 582 00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:47,050 You need something? 583 00:45:48,518 --> 00:45:50,912 No, it's all right. I have paper. 584 00:45:54,370 --> 00:45:56,091 CANNES - DAY FOUR 585 00:45:56,694 --> 00:45:57,971 KILLER STRIKES AGAIN 586 00:45:58,378 --> 00:46:00,019 Fax it to me right away. 587 00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:03,984 For the Tuesday screening, an American company... 588 00:46:04,149 --> 00:46:07,113 ...will sell us the latest in metal detectors. 589 00:46:07,276 --> 00:46:10,193 I'm still waiting for tomorrow's guest list. 590 00:46:11,564 --> 00:46:14,927 It's 300,000 more but it's top-of-the-line. 591 00:46:15,292 --> 00:46:19,578 Extra. Cannes Killer Strikes Again! 592 00:46:20,182 --> 00:46:23,225 "Red is Dead" takes Festival by storm! .. 593 00:46:28,478 --> 00:46:29,880 Five cents, sir. 594 00:46:34,831 --> 00:46:36,208 Martoni still a suspect. 595 00:46:36,374 --> 00:46:38,974 The police is questioning a deaf eye-witness. 596 00:46:40,984 --> 00:46:44,221 Here's the ad for the new projectionist. 597 00:46:45,272 --> 00:46:47,917 Yes. Already three dead. 598 00:46:53,729 --> 00:46:54,481 Read it to me. 599 00:46:54,551 --> 00:46:58,917 ''SK. PROJ. PVTE. SCRNING. JUJIT. HLPFL. CLL. HOT. MART.'' 600 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,805 Add ''more if compatible.'' It's more personal. 601 00:47:01,966 --> 00:47:03,083 Absolutely. 602 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,364 There's 1 with a ringer, too. 603 00:47:05,533 --> 00:47:09,933 Let's say you pass by and you're wearing braces... 604 00:47:12,387 --> 00:47:15,031 Almost got me. Pretty good item. 605 00:47:16,716 --> 00:47:18,311 I'm not sure about the color. 606 00:47:20,203 --> 00:47:21,354 White tuxedo. 607 00:47:22,127 --> 00:47:25,570 And there's one with Tahitian music. 608 00:47:27,618 --> 00:47:30,342 The P.M. edition! 609 00:47:34,311 --> 00:47:36,271 You can mix sounds. 610 00:47:40,283 --> 00:47:40,875 In any case,.. 611 00:47:41,045 --> 00:47:44,681 ...in Cannes, death doesn't bring you down, right Jocelyne? 612 00:47:45,774 --> 00:47:49,491 Right. Last night, the official screening... 613 00:47:50,023 --> 00:47:53,990 ...of Volapuk Zoltek, by Govaschlisev Scumsky... 614 00:47:54,151 --> 00:47:57,194 ...was upstaged by the "Red is Dead" party. 615 00:47:57,558 --> 00:48:00,202 Three deaths in three days... 616 00:48:00,664 --> 00:48:02,680 ...have made this film the sweetheart of Cannes. 617 00:48:03,530 --> 00:48:05,171 A real fairy tale... 618 00:48:05,334 --> 00:48:09,129 ...for "Red is Dead", which is being snatched up sight-unseen. 619 00:48:10,143 --> 00:48:12,743 To celebrate, the film's producers... 620 00:48:13,109 --> 00:48:16,666 ...last night threw a ''Murder Party'' at the Villa Belair. 621 00:48:18,721 --> 00:48:20,602 Stars from all over... 622 00:48:20,765 --> 00:48:22,520 ...mingled with reporters. 623 00:48:23,370 --> 00:48:25,605 Cake, champagne, fireworks... 624 00:48:25,775 --> 00:48:28,135 ...nothing was left out, not even the hammer... 625 00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:31,059 ...and sickle, the evening's motif. 626 00:48:31,947 --> 00:48:33,748 The woman behind the scandal, or at least... 627 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:36,305 ...the glory, was bursting with joy... 628 00:48:36,757 --> 00:48:38,638 ...although she had reserves. 629 00:48:39,182 --> 00:48:42,386 There's too much talk about the events... 630 00:48:42,549 --> 00:48:45,227 ...and perhaps not enough about the film itself. 631 00:48:45,395 --> 00:48:47,435 But it's true this is great. 632 00:48:47,599 --> 00:48:49,240 And you, Simon? Happy? 633 00:48:50,004 --> 00:48:52,284 He's really happy! 634 00:48:53,010 --> 00:48:54,731 Busy with his investigation... 635 00:48:54,894 --> 00:48:57,618 Det. Biales nevertheless had this to say: 636 00:48:57,940 --> 00:48:59,935 Let the police do the job. 637 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,259 We'll catch this murderer. 638 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:06,434 What's the killer's motive? Who will be the next victim? 639 00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,476 No matter. Last night in Cannes, it was time to celebrate. 640 00:49:10,646 --> 00:49:11,363 Thank you, Jocelyne. 641 00:49:11,768 --> 00:49:13,888 Are Lapp beavers hermaphrodites? 642 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:16,366 That's the question for this Belgian scientist... 643 00:49:20,365 --> 00:49:23,229 What? No, we're all booked up. 644 00:49:23,391 --> 00:49:25,705 For three weeks. 645 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,201 This guy's dreaming. 646 00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:33,168 I have an appointment. with Det. Biales. Odile Deray. 647 00:50:10,446 --> 00:50:11,483 Follow me, please. 648 00:50:24,675 --> 00:50:26,270 WAR AND PEACE 649 00:50:27,601 --> 00:50:28,318 Waiting long? 650 00:50:29,164 --> 00:50:31,124 No, I just got here. 651 00:50:31,849 --> 00:50:33,445 Excuse me, Det... 652 00:50:34,214 --> 00:50:34,887 Patrick. 653 00:50:35,088 --> 00:50:36,491 Excuse me... Patrick. 654 00:50:37,461 --> 00:50:40,299 I had to debrief the projectionist for tomorrow. 655 00:50:40,467 --> 00:50:41,697 He'll be up all night. 656 00:50:41,870 --> 00:50:42,827 Thanks. And bring us... 657 00:50:42,992 --> 00:50:44,268 ...some snapawogs... 658 00:50:46,519 --> 00:50:47,636 ...to peck on. 659 00:50:53,213 --> 00:50:55,812 Some job getting out all the invitations. 660 00:50:55,958 --> 00:50:59,355 Will the Lt. Governor be there? Will Martoni come? 661 00:51:01,569 --> 00:51:03,644 If Martoni comes, the Lt. Gov. won't. 662 00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:07,856 Enough about your movie. Tell me about yourself, sweepea. 663 00:51:08,022 --> 00:51:08,615 Odile. 664 00:51:08,904 --> 00:51:11,583 I'm Odile. Sweepea is Popeye's friend. 665 00:51:12,592 --> 00:51:14,985 Sweepea is Popeye's baby. His friend is Wimpie. 666 00:51:17,041 --> 00:51:17,713 Oh, sorry. 667 00:51:18,844 --> 00:51:20,679 It's this film. All this pressure. 668 00:51:20,848 --> 00:51:22,079 Tell me about yourself. 669 00:51:25,077 --> 00:51:26,228 Where do you come from? 670 00:51:26,780 --> 00:51:28,980 Dijon. I started out as press agent for... 671 00:51:29,145 --> 00:51:31,141 ...''Mustard and Movies''. 672 00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:34,150 Fascinating. What was it about? 673 00:51:34,315 --> 00:51:35,717 Mustard and movies. 674 00:51:36,279 --> 00:51:37,431 Great. 675 00:51:38,484 --> 00:51:40,444 My first car was a Peugeot. 676 00:51:40,608 --> 00:51:41,759 Incredible. 677 00:51:42,292 --> 00:51:44,970 My cousins slept at my grandma's. 678 00:51:45,298 --> 00:51:46,653 Fabulous. 679 00:51:47,462 --> 00:51:50,779 So I slept downstairs, 'cause I leant him my sweater. 680 00:51:51,751 --> 00:51:53,072 You're wonderful. 681 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:56,952 Are you married? 682 00:52:00,528 --> 00:52:02,090 Your snapawogs. 683 00:52:03,855 --> 00:52:06,328 Careful, the plate is hot. 684 00:52:06,861 --> 00:52:09,380 Don't eat me! Don't eat me! 685 00:52:12,232 --> 00:52:15,788 I was married; we split up four years ago. 686 00:52:17,002 --> 00:52:21,139 He was big in tripe. You know ''Le Mans Tripe - Always Ripe''? 687 00:52:22,513 --> 00:52:24,135 It was famous back home. 688 00:52:24,577 --> 00:52:25,568 And since then? 689 00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:26,572 No one. 690 00:52:27,002 --> 00:52:30,045 No one? Not one affair in four years? 691 00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:35,314 Don't you miss it? 692 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:36,871 Not at all. 693 00:52:43,615 --> 00:52:45,416 What's the House Special Venipudding? 694 00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:46,331 It's delicious! 695 00:52:49,627 --> 00:52:52,068 Two venison legs - it's for two. 696 00:52:54,357 --> 00:52:57,881 Two venison legs, firm... 697 00:52:59,087 --> 00:53:01,960 ...and slightly parted... 698 00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:05,771 ...and stuffed with thick cream... 699 00:53:06,782 --> 00:53:09,223 ...drenched in hot white wine, dripping... 700 00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:10,960 ...over the fleshy part... 701 00:53:11,612 --> 00:53:12,729 ...of the animal. 702 00:53:16,782 --> 00:53:19,746 They're snugly tied... 703 00:53:20,470 --> 00:53:22,031 ...on a bed of watercress. 704 00:53:24,999 --> 00:53:28,124 - How's the watercress? - It's at once tender... 705 00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:30,088 ...and tough. 706 00:53:32,694 --> 00:53:35,898 Tied, really tied? It can't get away? 707 00:53:36,061 --> 00:53:38,500 The watercress is my slave. 708 00:53:52,254 --> 00:53:54,629 Where were you? Odile was looking for you. 709 00:53:54,819 --> 00:53:56,255 Wait. 710 00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,379 I bust my ass... 711 00:53:59,749 --> 00:54:00,770 ...all day... 712 00:54:01,132 --> 00:54:03,751 ...for your safety! Right or wrong? 713 00:54:03,977 --> 00:54:04,734 Right. 714 00:54:04,835 --> 00:54:05,737 Right! 715 00:54:05,841 --> 00:54:08,736 And this Odile Deray... 716 00:54:10,030 --> 00:54:12,113 ...can't tell me where she is! 717 00:54:12,575 --> 00:54:14,275 But I know where she is. 718 00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:15,776 Should I take you home? 719 00:54:16,062 --> 00:54:17,258 Wanna know where? 720 00:54:17,565 --> 00:54:19,220 She's with Rick Hunter. 721 00:54:21,994 --> 00:54:23,231 What does this... 722 00:54:25,441 --> 00:54:27,275 ...Rick Hunter know about women? 723 00:54:28,046 --> 00:54:28,563 I don't know. 724 00:54:30,571 --> 00:54:31,489 Nothing. 725 00:54:32,535 --> 00:54:34,096 He knows nothing. 726 00:54:35,782 --> 00:54:37,662 Hey, that's not your bottle! 727 00:54:40,832 --> 00:54:42,062 But I know. 728 00:54:42,676 --> 00:54:46,153 Everyone I escorted I fucked. 729 00:54:47,966 --> 00:54:50,850 Irina De Frosberger - fucked her. 730 00:54:52,315 --> 00:54:55,673 Jocelyne Turner - fucked her. 731 00:54:57,586 --> 00:55:01,308 Prince Patrick of Moldavia - fucked him. 732 00:55:01,834 --> 00:55:05,214 I was plastered but I did anyway fuck him. 733 00:55:08,047 --> 00:55:12,766 Odile Deray. Ms. Odile Deray... 734 00:55:13,618 --> 00:55:14,769 ...I can't fuck her. 735 00:55:21,273 --> 00:55:23,633 'Cause like... 736 00:55:23,799 --> 00:55:27,036 ...she, I can't fuck her. 737 00:55:33,979 --> 00:55:34,731 What was I saying? 738 00:55:43,358 --> 00:55:46,401 - You like Mozart? - Yes, which one is it? 739 00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,002 The latest one. 740 00:55:51,454 --> 00:55:53,814 Come, Odile. Come on in. 741 00:56:07,847 --> 00:56:08,838 Whisky? 742 00:56:09,010 --> 00:56:10,127 Just a finger. 743 00:56:10,934 --> 00:56:12,609 Don't want a whisky first? 744 00:58:10,715 --> 00:58:11,994 You have a brush? 745 00:58:12,419 --> 00:58:14,434 Thanks. So were you. 746 00:58:14,844 --> 00:58:15,995 You were wonderful. 747 00:58:16,607 --> 00:58:17,929 In the drawer, near the phone. 748 00:58:29,874 --> 00:58:31,469 CANNES KILLER STRIKES AGAIN 749 00:58:37,489 --> 00:58:39,370 ''SK. PROJ. PVTE. SCRNING... 750 00:58:38,531 --> 00:58:41,209 ''CLL. HOT. MART... 751 00:58:41,578 --> 00:58:42,854 ''MORE IF COMPATIBLE.'' 752 00:58:47,109 --> 00:58:48,591 Know the difference between... 753 00:58:48,752 --> 00:58:49,789 ...a fridge and a woman? 754 00:58:55,285 --> 00:58:56,276 It's so silly. 755 00:59:01,818 --> 00:59:03,859 A fridge doesn't moan when you take... 756 00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:08,907 ...your meat out. 757 00:59:11,678 --> 00:59:13,080 Pretty funny, hunh? 758 00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:16,597 A little racy, but funny. 759 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:30,873 Fuck Odile Deray! 760 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,965 We're going now, we're going. 761 00:59:35,126 --> 00:59:38,009 I get my hands on her, I'll punch her lights out! 762 00:59:38,853 --> 00:59:42,615 And we'll pay for the damages. No problem. 763 00:59:42,781 --> 00:59:44,342 I'll break her face, that bitch! 764 00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:54,925 You wouldn't believe what I just found out! 765 00:59:55,186 --> 00:59:56,928 Kara, we have to... 766 01:00:01,058 --> 01:00:02,689 DUE TO BUDGETARY LIMITS... 767 01:00:02,862 --> 01:00:04,921 ...THE SOUNDTRACK OF THIS SCENE WAS PRODUCED ORALLY 768 01:00:10,918 --> 01:00:15,443 No one ever died from credit problems. 769 01:00:23,263 --> 01:00:26,785 This job is great. People kill over a gig like this! 770 01:00:45,407 --> 01:00:47,562 - Goddamn, you do a great cat! - Thanks. 771 01:00:47,812 --> 01:00:49,328 I mean it. Really. 772 01:00:49,295 --> 01:00:50,891 Thanks, from the bottom of my heart. 773 01:00:51,059 --> 01:00:52,675 You ordered coffee? 774 01:00:52,762 --> 01:00:54,697 Shh! We're recording. 775 01:00:54,766 --> 01:00:56,385 Hey I'm not your maid! 776 01:00:56,450 --> 01:00:57,227 Oh shut up! 777 01:00:57,291 --> 01:00:58,823 - Shut your face! - Suck me off! 778 01:00:58,895 --> 01:01:00,347 I'm being snipped off! 779 01:01:00,899 --> 01:01:03,638 No! It's ''cut off,'' not ''snipped off''! 780 01:01:03,704 --> 01:01:04,263 Really? 781 01:01:04,426 --> 01:01:05,702 Weren't you watching? 782 01:01:05,869 --> 01:01:09,916 I do this part-time. I can't get full-time, so I'm... 783 01:01:10,077 --> 01:01:11,753 You could take an interest! 784 01:01:11,821 --> 01:01:13,437 I'm trying but it's not very... 785 01:01:13,604 --> 01:01:15,964 Look! The killer is wounded! 786 01:01:16,811 --> 01:01:18,372 He hurt his finger! 787 01:01:18,534 --> 01:01:19,605 He got hurt bad! 788 01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:21,338 Yeah. His finger. 789 01:01:21,681 --> 01:01:23,737 WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE... 790 01:01:23,905 --> 01:01:26,219 ...THAT THE SOUNDTRACK WILL NOW BE NORMAL. 791 01:01:26,290 --> 01:01:27,651 THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. 792 01:01:28,855 --> 01:01:30,455 CANNES - FINAL DAY 793 01:01:30,557 --> 01:01:31,358 9 A.M. 794 01:01:33,424 --> 01:01:34,860 Who gets it next? 795 01:01:35,028 --> 01:01:37,387 Who's the next victim? 796 01:01:37,553 --> 01:01:38,624 Who will dare... 797 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,552 Oh, sorry. 798 01:01:43,204 --> 01:01:45,963 HAMMER AND SICKLE KILLER 799 01:01:48,054 --> 01:01:49,775 HAMMOR PICKLE KILLER 800 01:01:54,226 --> 01:01:55,423 Here comes lethal weapon. 801 01:01:59,532 --> 01:02:00,434 Hello! 802 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,362 Where were you? 803 01:02:04,367 --> 01:02:07,889 Well, I had to take care of... 804 01:02:08,054 --> 01:02:11,258 While you were taking care, I got a projectionist for tonight. 805 01:02:12,102 --> 01:02:16,389 The Festival direct line. Now we can always reach you. 806 01:02:16,551 --> 01:02:18,546 - Calf's head? - For me. 807 01:02:20,239 --> 01:02:21,721 Where is the projectionist? 808 01:02:21,882 --> 01:02:23,922 Be right here. He went to get a paper. 809 01:02:24,648 --> 01:02:26,722 Want the eyes? I don't eat them. 810 01:02:28,736 --> 01:02:29,966 Hey, he better buy... 811 01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:34,521 ...tomorrow's paper, because he's not in today's. 812 01:02:36,892 --> 01:02:40,894 He should buy tomorrow's paper, about his death. 813 01:02:43,726 --> 01:02:47,807 And I entrusted tonight's security to... 814 01:02:48,636 --> 01:02:50,631 How could I trust a guy like that? 815 01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:52,601 Come on! I just had a few too many. 816 01:02:52,764 --> 01:02:56,287 Shut up, Kara. Not you. I was talking about Patrick... 817 01:02:57,374 --> 01:02:59,255 ...about Det. Biales. 818 01:03:05,270 --> 01:03:06,307 Strange, those letters... 819 01:03:06,472 --> 01:03:09,949 ...the killer leaves. O.D.I., now L. 820 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:14,801 What does it mean? LIDO? Maybe it's a dancer. 821 01:03:14,989 --> 01:03:16,311 Pass the tripe. 822 01:03:18,957 --> 01:03:21,523 One thing about the murders. I have a theory. 823 01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:22,859 Pass the sugar. 824 01:03:25,030 --> 01:03:27,947 I'm pwetty sure it's a sewial kiwuh. 825 01:03:28,797 --> 01:03:29,355 What? 826 01:03:30,721 --> 01:03:33,001 I think it's a sewial kiwuh. 827 01:03:33,402 --> 01:03:34,204 A what? 828 01:03:34,406 --> 01:03:35,608 A sewial kiwuh 829 01:03:37,212 --> 01:03:37,813 Hu?.. 830 01:03:38,377 --> 01:03:40,576 A serial killer. A killer in series. 831 01:03:42,465 --> 01:03:43,901 Sewial kiwuh. 832 01:03:45,270 --> 01:03:46,388 That's what I said. 833 01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:51,377 We're all out of brains. Would you like some heart? 834 01:03:51,443 --> 01:03:53,004 OK, heart. Make sure it's raw. 835 01:03:55,812 --> 01:03:59,289 Biales has the profile. 836 01:03:59,459 --> 01:04:02,137 He has everything they describe in F.B.I. studies. 837 01:04:02,305 --> 01:04:03,342 For example? 838 01:04:08,517 --> 01:04:12,359 Everything. The close-cut suits, the haughty attitude... 839 01:04:12,966 --> 01:04:14,448 ...those skinny fingers... 840 01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:17,853 ...the way he says, ''Let the police do the job''... 841 01:04:18,017 --> 01:04:18,614 Relax, Kara! 842 01:04:18,778 --> 01:04:20,100 I'm relaxed. 843 01:04:20,902 --> 01:04:23,023 A piece of potatoe there. 844 01:04:23,024 --> 01:04:24,026 Thanks.. 845 01:04:25,351 --> 01:04:29,318 You can't know how a woman feels when a man disappoints her. 846 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:31,722 How do we catch Biales? 847 01:04:35,893 --> 01:04:38,617 I thought of a giant booby trap... 848 01:04:38,778 --> 01:04:42,495 ...with a big piece of cheese. The killer sees... 849 01:04:42,666 --> 01:04:44,148 Quiet! Here he is! 850 01:04:53,488 --> 01:04:54,559 Emile! 851 01:04:54,731 --> 01:04:56,726 Emile Gravier, our projectionist,.. 852 01:04:56,895 --> 01:04:58,810 ...Simon Jeremi, star of "Red is Dead"... 853 01:05:00,061 --> 01:05:02,706 ...and Serge Karamazov, in charge of your safety. 854 01:05:05,472 --> 01:05:08,630 You haven't changed, Emile. How long has it been? 855 01:05:09,961 --> 01:05:13,358 16 years, 8 months, 21 days... 856 01:05:14,009 --> 01:05:15,844 ...4 hours... 37 minutes. 857 01:05:17,136 --> 01:05:17,972 It was a Tuesday. 858 01:05:18,779 --> 01:05:19,691 Been a while! 859 01:05:21,184 --> 01:05:23,383 I was working at ''Mustard and Movies.'' 860 01:05:25,352 --> 01:05:25,911 In Dijon. 861 01:05:27,877 --> 01:05:29,374 That's where I met Odile. 862 01:05:30,002 --> 01:05:31,677 We were a hell of a team. 863 01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,601 Who was it? There was... 864 01:05:34,611 --> 01:05:36,013 ...there was Henri... 865 01:05:36,695 --> 01:05:38,231 And the tall one. 866 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:39,171 Andr�. 867 01:05:39,441 --> 01:05:40,478 No, the tall one! 868 01:05:40,964 --> 01:05:42,525 - Andr�. - No, the tall one! 869 01:05:43,409 --> 01:05:44,639 And little Sylvie. 870 01:05:47,537 --> 01:05:48,528 We had some laughs! 871 01:05:51,946 --> 01:05:53,268 And the mother... 872 01:05:53,429 --> 01:05:55,664 Sylvie's mother was a baker. 873 01:05:55,834 --> 01:05:59,436 And she had a bakery on the corner of Michel and Didelot. 874 01:06:00,283 --> 01:06:00,955 Michel... 875 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:02,242 ...or Pasteur? 876 01:06:03,249 --> 01:06:06,726 Anyway, so we all get there, and her father... 877 01:06:07,417 --> 01:06:08,614 ...Sylvie's father's name was... 878 01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:10,695 ...Paul, and there was big Andr�... 879 01:06:10,864 --> 01:06:12,506 ...no, Henri. Right Odile? 880 01:06:14,151 --> 01:06:15,222 What a guy! 881 01:06:15,834 --> 01:06:20,359 So the guy comes in and says, ''One loaf, please!'' 882 01:06:24,973 --> 01:06:26,010 In a butcher shop. 883 01:06:29,742 --> 01:06:30,460 I told it wrong. 884 01:06:32,508 --> 01:06:33,499 You better go now. 885 01:06:33,670 --> 01:06:35,072 If you're working tonight... 886 01:06:35,233 --> 01:06:36,989 ...you'd better get a look at the machine. 887 01:06:37,678 --> 01:06:40,278 Kara, could you take him to the center? 888 01:06:41,807 --> 01:06:44,610 Thanks, Emile. That's a load off my head. 889 01:06:51,947 --> 01:06:55,627 9 P.M. CANNES - The same day 890 01:06:55,675 --> 01:06:58,430 Cannes... ...has put on its finery tonight. 891 01:06:58,601 --> 01:07:02,966 Prestigious Cannes, fairy-tale Cannes at the hour of great cinema! 892 01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:06,048 Right, Carole, if the weather holds out. 893 01:07:06,216 --> 01:07:08,290 Don't be pessimistic. The weather... 894 01:07:08,460 --> 01:07:11,219 ...will be fine. Here's the Lt. Gov.'s wife... 895 01:07:11,707 --> 01:07:15,423 ...escorted tonight by Micka�I, her youngest. 896 01:07:15,595 --> 01:07:17,590 Who's pretty grown up. 897 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:18,638 Behind them... 898 01:07:18,801 --> 01:07:22,039 Bruno, of ''Bruno Shirts,'' one of Cannes' nicer stores. 899 01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:23,690 Over there! look! A star! 900 01:07:25,415 --> 01:07:26,532 I don't know who it is. 901 01:07:27,419 --> 01:07:31,135 I think I saw him in a movie. Or on TV, I think... 902 01:07:31,206 --> 01:07:34,249 No, Carole. I'm told that's our Prime Minister. 903 01:07:34,413 --> 01:07:35,244 Right. I knew... 904 01:07:35,415 --> 01:07:39,462 ...I'd seen him on TV. I knew I'd seen that face. 905 01:07:41,066 --> 01:07:44,862 And here's Mrs. Jacques, widow of the first projectionist. 906 01:07:46,156 --> 01:07:47,832 She looks fabulous... 907 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,074 ...in her gorgeous ermine coat. 908 01:07:53,692 --> 01:07:54,809 An emotional moment. 909 01:07:54,974 --> 01:07:56,296 Yes it is, Carole. 910 01:07:57,259 --> 01:08:00,576 Without all these murders, there'd be no party. So, a tribute... 911 01:08:00,906 --> 01:08:04,111 ...to one of those who made this magic possible. 912 01:08:13,311 --> 01:08:16,833 All right, you can't get killed on the steps. 913 01:08:16,999 --> 01:08:19,564 Unless there's a lone gunman, but I doubt it. 914 01:08:19,724 --> 01:08:23,851 No one in the aisles. I want to see everyone's badge! 915 01:08:30,787 --> 01:08:31,883 There's a crowd. 916 01:08:32,490 --> 01:08:33,892 It's the red carpet. 917 01:08:34,213 --> 01:08:35,969 The Festival. Ever hear of it? 918 01:08:36,378 --> 01:08:38,451 Quite a crowd. 919 01:08:39,705 --> 01:08:40,856 Want some gum? 920 01:08:41,909 --> 01:08:43,824 Come on, have some gum. 921 01:08:52,530 --> 01:08:54,206 MUSTARD and MOVIES 922 01:08:54,655 --> 01:08:55,976 If you fell asleep... 923 01:08:56,138 --> 01:08:59,181 ...you can see it again. There are other screenings. 924 01:09:05,236 --> 01:09:07,801 Come on, have some gum. 925 01:09:18,503 --> 01:09:21,387 You really dressed up tonight! 926 01:09:21,830 --> 01:09:24,873 It's for tonight. Our dinner date. 927 01:09:25,677 --> 01:09:29,473 You said we'd have dinner. So, since the festival's almost over... 928 01:09:29,645 --> 01:09:30,942 I completely forgot! 929 01:09:31,008 --> 01:09:33,162 I'm going to a hop with my main squeeze. 930 01:09:33,734 --> 01:09:36,912 That's the 7th time you forgot. 931 01:09:36,980 --> 01:09:37,732 I'm so sorry. 932 01:09:38,062 --> 01:09:40,376 It's the festival. All this pressure... 933 01:09:41,269 --> 01:09:42,499 I'm disappointed. 934 01:09:43,032 --> 01:09:46,236 You promised. I'm going to tell you something: 935 01:09:46,399 --> 01:09:48,872 You can't fool one person a thousand times... 936 01:09:49,405 --> 01:09:51,445 Yes. You can fool, uh... 937 01:09:51,610 --> 01:09:53,889 ...1 000 persons once,... uh... 1 000 times... 938 01:09:54,055 --> 01:09:58,261 No! You can fool one time a thousand... 939 01:09:58,423 --> 01:09:59,745 You can't fool once... 940 01:09:59,906 --> 01:10:01,342 ...a thousand people. 941 01:10:02,345 --> 01:10:04,349 We can't fool a thousand times... 942 01:10:04,997 --> 01:10:06,034 I got to go. 943 01:10:06,339 --> 01:10:07,457 Bye, Emile. 944 01:10:08,043 --> 01:10:09,239 ...a thousand times. Right. 945 01:10:12,331 --> 01:10:13,369 Bye, Emile. 946 01:10:14,135 --> 01:10:14,853 Bye, Sylvie. 947 01:10:15,017 --> 01:10:15,689 See you! 948 01:10:15,859 --> 01:10:18,937 Whatever happens to me you'll always be in my life. 949 01:10:31,089 --> 01:10:33,049 Everybody's waiting. It's time to go. 950 01:10:33,254 --> 01:10:36,137 OK, Carole. The crew of "Red is Dead"... 951 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:37,476 ...has just arrived! 952 01:10:38,123 --> 01:10:40,882 Including Odile Deray, press agent and... 953 01:10:41,049 --> 01:10:45,495 ...an insider. It's hard to get an invitation so it must be an insider. 954 01:10:45,759 --> 01:10:47,334 We should say... 955 01:10:47,502 --> 01:10:49,577 ...no one's seen the movie. Have you? 956 01:10:49,747 --> 01:10:51,502 No. But still... 957 01:10:51,671 --> 01:10:56,117 ...let's be candid. There's no time to see movies when you have to... 958 01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,799 ...get your hair done, find a dress. 959 01:10:58,966 --> 01:11:00,083 You look very nice. 960 01:11:00,184 --> 01:11:01,186 Thank you, Jean. 961 01:11:01,330 --> 01:11:03,052 Here's Det. Biales! 962 01:11:08,946 --> 01:11:12,628 Biales looks very elegant in his tuxedo by... 963 01:11:12,793 --> 01:11:13,831 Sh sh.. No brand names! 964 01:11:13,896 --> 01:11:14,992 His tuxedo by... 965 01:11:15,158 --> 01:11:17,513 Sh sh... No Brand Names, 8, av. de la Calanque... 966 01:11:17,683 --> 01:11:19,085 ...in Antibes. 967 01:11:19,246 --> 01:11:20,318 Simon! Simon! 968 01:11:20,569 --> 01:11:21,481 Luc! 969 01:11:22,493 --> 01:11:24,054 His name is Simon. 970 01:11:24,477 --> 01:11:25,779 Simon! 971 01:11:29,748 --> 01:11:32,572 Get up here! I can't hold them back! 972 01:11:32,633 --> 01:11:34,788 Here's the Lt. Gov.'s wife again! 973 01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:40,420 Serge! 974 01:11:41,271 --> 01:11:42,228 Corinne! 975 01:11:46,602 --> 01:11:48,881 Excited buzz! Excited buzz! 976 01:12:00,229 --> 01:12:01,951 Kara to R�gis! 977 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,916 The red button, R�gis. 978 01:12:07,344 --> 01:12:08,804 R�gis here. 979 01:12:08,967 --> 01:12:11,166 We need another suit, and quick. 980 01:12:11,332 --> 01:12:12,687 All right. I'll get it. 981 01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:15,570 What size suit? 982 01:12:16,963 --> 01:12:18,218 And now I see... 983 01:12:18,286 --> 01:12:21,868 ...tonight's star, the up-and-coming 5th victim... 984 01:12:22,033 --> 01:12:25,076 ...the projectionist of tonight's film. 985 01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,998 His name is Emile Gravier, that's all we know. 986 01:12:33,697 --> 01:12:35,931 Here's Mrs. Martoni... 987 01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:40,741 ...wife of the senator-murderer, coming up the steps. 988 01:12:41,272 --> 01:12:42,867 She's seen someone. 989 01:12:43,036 --> 01:12:44,312 It's her husband! 990 01:12:45,521 --> 01:12:47,037 Wasn't he in prison? 991 01:12:48,246 --> 01:12:49,968 That's Martoni! Get him! 992 01:12:50,130 --> 01:12:51,851 All the exits are blocked. 993 01:12:51,913 --> 01:12:54,896 Let me in, I have an invitation! 994 01:12:55,060 --> 01:12:58,183 - Emile, Emile! - Luc! Luc! 995 01:12:59,629 --> 01:13:02,228 Emile! His name is Emile! 996 01:14:00,552 --> 01:14:01,782 E x 997 01:14:01,955 --> 01:14:04,154 c u s e m e. 998 01:14:06,624 --> 01:14:08,026 D e t e c t i v e 999 01:14:08,708 --> 01:14:10,190 B i a l e s. 1000 01:15:06,465 --> 01:15:09,908 H e r e a g a i n 1001 01:15:10,072 --> 01:15:12,307 t h e L t . G o v . . . 1002 01:15:12,477 --> 01:15:13,799 Stop, it's over. 1003 01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:16,518 WE WANT OUR INVITATIONS BACK! 1004 01:15:22,658 --> 01:15:24,573 Better call the nurses! 1005 01:15:24,942 --> 01:15:27,542 And you! Do something! 1006 01:15:34,041 --> 01:15:38,406 All these years, all these deaths -- wasted! 1007 01:15:39,652 --> 01:15:41,247 It isn't fair! 1008 01:15:41,696 --> 01:15:43,291 I don't deserve this! 1009 01:15:43,780 --> 01:15:45,661 I could project the film. 1010 01:15:47,628 --> 01:15:50,147 You can? That's great! How? 1011 01:15:50,313 --> 01:15:52,148 I'm a projectionist. 1012 01:15:52,317 --> 01:15:55,714 NOW THERE'S A FORTUNATE COINCIDENCE! 1013 01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:59,008 I wanted to be in movies, so my father said ''Actor,''... 1014 01:15:59,171 --> 01:16:03,378 ...but I wanted to be projectionist, because I'm not really an actor. 1015 01:16:03,540 --> 01:16:05,496 How much time you need? 1016 01:16:06,426 --> 01:16:08,386 About ten mins. ought to do it. 1017 01:16:08,550 --> 01:16:10,750 Kara, you have your trumpet? 1018 01:16:13,681 --> 01:16:16,963 Now for once, do exactly what I say, OK? 1019 01:16:56,447 --> 01:16:58,042 I love this piece. 1020 01:16:58,210 --> 01:16:59,852 Can you dance the carioca? 1021 01:17:01,577 --> 01:17:03,937 It's not a fox-trot or a polka 1022 01:17:04,904 --> 01:17:06,899 It's very simple to do 1023 01:17:07,068 --> 01:17:09,952 Just watch my feet and you'll see 1024 01:17:11,597 --> 01:17:13,797 It's not a tango or a cha-cha 1025 01:17:14,804 --> 01:17:17,164 And it's sure no bossa nova 1026 01:17:18,131 --> 01:17:21,608 Once you've learned, it's part of you. That's all... 1027 01:17:21,778 --> 01:17:23,977 ...you'll ever want to do. 1028 01:17:25,185 --> 01:17:27,180 Hoo-rah! 1029 01:17:28,051 --> 01:17:31,152 Let's dance the carioca 1030 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:37,160 That's the way! Just like me, it'll take youse far! 1031 01:17:38,412 --> 01:17:40,212 Hoo-rah! 1032 01:17:41,257 --> 01:17:43,537 With the carioca... 1033 01:17:45,265 --> 01:17:46,827 ...who cares if you say,.. 1034 01:17:46,989 --> 01:17:50,272 ...to other dances, ''Ta-ta!'' 1035 01:17:59,815 --> 01:18:00,806 You need anything? 1036 01:18:00,977 --> 01:18:02,812 Clean towels and hot water! 1037 01:18:02,981 --> 01:18:03,573 That's all? 1038 01:18:03,743 --> 01:18:06,182 Pork gums! I'm a little hungry. Quick! 1039 01:18:06,909 --> 01:18:09,223 Now that you dance the carioca... 1040 01:18:10,316 --> 01:18:12,550 ...who cares about the polka? 1041 01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:15,079 Who needs the rumba? 1042 01:18:15,727 --> 01:18:18,392 The hula or the cha-cha? 1043 01:18:20,136 --> 01:18:22,575 Every morning when you awake... 1044 01:18:23,503 --> 01:18:25,941 ...the carioca makes you shake 1045 01:18:26,749 --> 01:18:28,664 Your whole day starts to shine... 1046 01:18:28,833 --> 01:18:32,960 ...with every step you take 1047 01:18:34,044 --> 01:18:35,035 Hoo-rah! 1048 01:18:36,729 --> 01:18:39,727 Let's dance the carioca 1049 01:18:40,938 --> 01:18:45,384 Just like me, it will take youse far 1050 01:18:48,733 --> 01:18:52,416 Listen, I did everything I possibly could. 1051 01:18:52,822 --> 01:18:54,018 I did my best. 1052 01:18:54,184 --> 01:18:57,946 At this point in time, it's in God's hands, and let's do it. 1053 01:18:58,112 --> 01:18:59,468 Did you load the film? 1054 01:19:13,343 --> 01:19:15,338 Hoo-rah 1055 01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:18,750 Let's dance the carioca 1056 01:19:20,437 --> 01:19:22,397 Just like me... 1057 01:19:23,243 --> 01:19:25,144 It will take youse far. 1058 01:19:26,590 --> 01:19:28,505 Hoo-rah! 1059 01:19:29,315 --> 01:19:32,359 Let's dance the carioca 1060 01:19:33,524 --> 01:19:38,608 Who cares if you say, to everyone, ''Ta-ta!'' 1061 01:19:43,464 --> 01:19:45,219 More! More! 1062 01:19:49,115 --> 01:19:50,837 I hate to improvise. 1063 01:19:50,899 --> 01:19:53,577 With a good agent, we could get a tour. 1064 01:19:54,546 --> 01:19:55,583 What's the name? 1065 01:19:59,276 --> 01:20:02,034 Grimaldi. With all my... 1066 01:20:03,845 --> 01:20:05,486 We found Martoni. 1067 01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:09,052 Shit. I'd completely forgotten. 1068 01:20:09,216 --> 01:20:11,370 The autograph will have to wait. Let's go. 1069 01:20:24,366 --> 01:20:27,729 I'm so sorry. It's the film. All this pressure. 1070 01:20:31,621 --> 01:20:36,146 Dad, some guys would kill for this job. Don't cut me off. 1071 01:20:36,210 --> 01:20:37,201 Feeling better? 1072 01:20:37,373 --> 01:20:38,889 This is my job. 1073 01:20:39,056 --> 01:20:41,291 I know, I was just trying to help. 1074 01:20:44,507 --> 01:20:45,339 It's you! 1075 01:20:51,802 --> 01:20:52,839 But why? 1076 01:20:53,205 --> 01:20:54,162 Because. 1077 01:20:55,770 --> 01:20:58,113 - That's no reason. - Yes, it is. 1078 01:21:03,586 --> 01:21:04,337 Want to know? 1079 01:21:06,031 --> 01:21:09,427 A while ago, I called Odile to ask her for work. 1080 01:21:09,598 --> 01:21:11,159 She didn't even know me. 1081 01:21:12,684 --> 01:21:14,485 All those promises, forgotten! 1082 01:21:15,049 --> 01:21:19,016 That's why I killed them. So she'd remember me. 1083 01:21:21,862 --> 01:21:22,980 She made me a murderer. 1084 01:21:23,666 --> 01:21:25,102 Look out behind you! 1085 01:21:25,269 --> 01:21:26,705 You can't fool me. 1086 01:21:27,113 --> 01:21:30,955 You can fool 1,000 people 1 person but you can't... 1087 01:21:32,203 --> 01:21:32,921 Yes, you can. 1088 01:21:35,490 --> 01:21:38,249 You can't fool 1,000 people once... 1089 01:21:38,897 --> 01:21:41,815 ...but you can fool 1,000 people once. 1090 01:21:46,873 --> 01:21:48,434 Eat that, dirty communist! 1091 01:21:51,883 --> 01:21:53,478 Watch out! Behind you! 1092 01:21:53,647 --> 01:21:55,642 Idiot. That's the last reel! 1093 01:21:55,711 --> 01:21:58,530 I thought it was weird. They were just eating... 1094 01:21:58,396 --> 01:22:00,596 Go see what's happening. 1095 01:22:02,244 --> 01:22:06,565 I'll kill Odile, and myself. But first I'm going to kill you. 1096 01:22:06,733 --> 01:22:08,135 OK, but close your mouth. 1097 01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:22,783 I'll call you! 1098 01:22:38,457 --> 01:22:42,253 Listen, Martoni. This is not your day. 1099 01:23:08,738 --> 01:23:10,600 Come on, have some gum. 1100 01:23:14,891 --> 01:23:15,962 So you're the murderer. 1101 01:23:16,033 --> 01:23:17,204 I knew it all along. 1102 01:23:17,376 --> 01:23:18,207 No, it's not me. 1103 01:23:18,839 --> 01:23:21,152 Get him! He's the killer. 1104 01:23:21,524 --> 01:23:24,223 Emile is the killer! 1105 01:23:29,540 --> 01:23:32,458 Nice going! And I thought you were dumb! 1106 01:23:38,117 --> 01:23:39,439 What's going on? 1107 01:23:45,813 --> 01:23:46,930 What happened? 1108 01:23:47,617 --> 01:23:50,295 It was Emile. He's the killer. 1109 01:23:51,224 --> 01:23:53,184 He was caught by the giant booby. 1110 01:23:53,348 --> 01:23:53,940 Listen,.. 1111 01:23:54,551 --> 01:23:57,674 ...he isn't a booby, he's a police detective. 1112 01:24:00,002 --> 01:24:01,916 So Patrick, you're innocent? 1113 01:24:02,988 --> 01:24:03,979 You had doubts? 1114 01:24:04,170 --> 01:24:09,129 At your house, the hammer, sickle, the killer's mask... I thought.. 1115 01:24:09,821 --> 01:24:11,577 What did you think, exactly? 1116 01:24:13,068 --> 01:24:14,823 The truth is much simple. 1117 01:24:15,272 --> 01:24:17,312 I was - how shall I say... 1118 01:24:30,062 --> 01:24:32,707 I'm a cop -- just a cop. 1119 01:24:34,231 --> 01:24:37,034 My God, what a silly girl I've been. 1120 01:24:38,399 --> 01:24:40,439 We've both been silly girls. 1121 01:24:40,684 --> 01:24:43,602 The Lt. Gov. wants you, on the direct line. 1122 01:24:45,133 --> 01:24:47,013 Yes, your Honor? 1123 01:24:47,698 --> 01:24:50,741 All the exits are blocked. Martoni can't get out. 1124 01:24:52,948 --> 01:24:56,391 No. I only saw the beginning of the movie. 1125 01:24:57,638 --> 01:24:59,712 The beginning was very good. 1126 01:25:02,247 --> 01:25:05,451 Well, I had some ballet lessons. 1127 01:25:08,460 --> 01:25:09,577 Don't move! .. 1128 01:25:10,865 --> 01:25:11,856 ...or she's dead. 1129 01:25:12,388 --> 01:25:14,063 Hold on, your Honor. 1130 01:25:15,233 --> 01:25:16,385 Who's that? 1131 01:25:16,556 --> 01:25:20,539 Jean-Paul Martoni, a shady politician... 1132 01:25:20,805 --> 01:25:22,126 ...an ecologist killer... 1133 01:25:22,288 --> 01:25:24,168 ...who wants to turn the beach into a parking lot. 1134 01:25:25,574 --> 01:25:28,093 Don't worry, Odile, I'll take care of this. 1135 01:25:28,460 --> 01:25:32,701 Stop! Stay where you are! I want a helicopter. I want... 1136 01:25:32,869 --> 01:25:34,989 ...your men to let me leave. 1137 01:25:35,394 --> 01:25:38,711 Otherwise, she's dead. No more boobies to save you! 1138 01:25:38,881 --> 01:25:40,363 He's a police detective! 1139 01:25:40,524 --> 01:25:42,963 You're bluffing. He's bluffing. 1140 01:25:43,490 --> 01:25:44,481 Maybe not. 1141 01:25:44,653 --> 01:25:47,218 Sure he is. He's bluffing. You can tell. 1142 01:25:47,378 --> 01:25:49,054 Doesn't look like he's bluffing. 1143 01:25:49,122 --> 01:25:51,342 Sure he's bluffing. 1144 01:25:51,406 --> 01:25:53,287 I agree with Biales. Bluff. 1145 01:25:53,551 --> 01:25:55,764 Let's take a vote. I vote he's bluffing. 1146 01:25:55,936 --> 01:25:57,611 You're stalling for time! 1147 01:26:01,427 --> 01:26:02,418 You asked for it! 1148 01:26:02,950 --> 01:26:03,781 I'll kill her. 1149 01:26:03,952 --> 01:26:05,023 You're bluffing. 1150 01:26:06,517 --> 01:26:07,813 Your gun isn't loaded. 1151 01:26:12,850 --> 01:26:14,725 - Bastard! - I voted ''No Bluff''! 1152 01:26:15,094 --> 01:26:17,613 Maybe all he had was one bullet. 1153 01:26:22,028 --> 01:26:23,790 That's really pushing it. 1154 01:26:27,098 --> 01:26:28,089 Lt. Governor? 1155 01:26:28,381 --> 01:26:31,220 No, this is Karamazov, I'm with security. 1156 01:26:31,828 --> 01:26:35,031 We have a hostage situation. Det. Biales is badly injured... 1157 01:26:35,195 --> 01:26:37,474 ...and a girl with really bad make-up. 1158 01:26:37,740 --> 01:26:39,714 A chopper in 10 mins., or she's dead. 1159 01:26:40,405 --> 01:26:43,323 He wants a chopper in 10 mins., or she's dead. 1160 01:26:44,413 --> 01:26:45,370 Says you're bluffing. 1161 01:26:45,536 --> 01:26:46,891 Tell him I'm out of knees. 1162 01:26:47,059 --> 01:26:50,695 Says he's out of knees... He says, ''What's that got to do with it? 1163 01:26:50,866 --> 01:26:54,787 Enough. I'm counting down. 5,4,3,2,1 and when I get to zero, boom! 1164 01:26:55,395 --> 01:26:56,717 I'll blow her brains out. 1165 01:26:58,121 --> 01:27:00,401 He says, ''5,4,3,0, boom, brains.'' 1166 01:27:01,327 --> 01:27:02,284 Confusing!? 1167 01:27:02,450 --> 01:27:04,649 It loses in translation. 1168 01:27:04,855 --> 01:27:05,732 Five... 1169 01:27:07,537 --> 01:27:08,238 Four... 1170 01:27:10,744 --> 01:27:11,346 Three... 1171 01:27:13,451 --> 01:27:13,952 Two 1172 01:27:14,073 --> 01:27:16,273 Let's get the chopper. There's only 1 left. 1173 01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:19,981 One.. 1174 01:27:23,212 --> 01:27:26,050 I could never tell you before... 1175 01:27:26,218 --> 01:27:30,583 How can I replay you? You saved my shoulders! 1176 01:27:36,498 --> 01:27:37,435 I surrender. 1177 01:27:42,110 --> 01:27:44,470 I've always loved you. 1178 01:27:44,635 --> 01:27:46,037 I know. 1179 01:27:48,683 --> 01:27:50,199 Have some gum... 1180 01:27:51,168 --> 01:27:52,843 ...and talk to me some more. 1181 01:27:57,180 --> 01:27:59,095 I always wanted to say... 1182 01:28:01,749 --> 01:28:02,786 You can fool... 1183 01:28:03,433 --> 01:28:06,111 ...1 person 1,000 times... 1184 01:28:08,162 --> 01:28:11,684 You can fool 1,000 people... 1185 01:28:12,531 --> 01:28:13,169 ...one time... 1186 01:28:14,174 --> 01:28:16,738 But you can't fool... 1187 01:28:17,942 --> 01:28:21,099 ...1,000 people 1,000 times. 1188 01:28:30,527 --> 01:28:32,762 Right. Because I'm the murderer! 1189 01:28:33,534 --> 01:28:34,810 Just kidding. 1190 01:28:44,035 --> 01:28:46,554 You sure the elephant's stronger than the hippo? 1191 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:49,364 Positive. I read a book on it... 1192 01:28:49,526 --> 01:28:54,325 ...which explains that their strength is concentrated in the trunk. 1193 01:28:54,596 --> 01:28:56,237 Of the elephant I mean. 1194 01:28:57,362 --> 01:28:59,037 Nice going! 1195 01:28:59,205 --> 01:29:02,169 You managed to scrap a waterfront hotel complex... 1196 01:29:02,332 --> 01:29:04,611 ...1 of the most advanced projects ever. 1197 01:29:04,857 --> 01:29:09,462 I hope you're proud of yourself. I lost a few million, but who cares? 1198 01:29:10,328 --> 01:29:11,386 The main thing is, you're happy. 1199 01:29:11,951 --> 01:29:13,911 Go ahead. Admit you're happy. 1200 01:29:20,087 --> 01:29:21,318 I'm really happy. 1201 01:29:21,691 --> 01:29:24,164 Still got a little there. 1202 01:29:25,218 --> 01:29:26,255 Boy I am happy. 1203 01:29:34,817 --> 01:29:39,786 Please! A little decency! Leave us alone. 1204 01:29:44,877 --> 01:29:47,350 I hope it goes all right. I'm so worried. 1205 01:29:48,004 --> 01:29:51,526 It'll be all right. The doctors said I'll walk again. 1206 01:29:51,691 --> 01:29:53,127 No, I mean the movie. 1207 01:29:53,294 --> 01:29:56,657 All you care about's your knees. You're so selfish! 1208 01:30:25,079 --> 01:30:27,757 Let's go out to eat. My treat! 1209 01:30:27,924 --> 01:30:30,124 No. Dutch treat. 1210 01:30:30,289 --> 01:30:32,124 OK. Whatever you say. 1211 01:30:34,217 --> 01:30:36,816 Could we drop our arms? I got a cramp. 1212 01:30:40,550 --> 01:30:42,081 All's well that ends well. 1213 01:30:42,153 --> 01:30:46,034 Yeah, but Emile was buried with his secret. 1214 01:30:46,201 --> 01:30:47,113 What secret? 1215 01:30:47,283 --> 01:30:52,083 Those letters on the wall after each murder, O - D - I - L... 1216 01:30:54,057 --> 01:30:56,656 Whatever could it mean, ''ODIL''? 1217 01:30:57,945 --> 01:30:59,905 No idea. That's a real mystery. 1218 01:31:00,069 --> 01:31:03,591 I'm hungry. Chinese food would make me really happy. 1219 01:31:03,757 --> 01:31:04,714 Italian. 1220 01:31:05,921 --> 01:31:07,516 Definitely Italian. 1221 01:31:08,319 --> 01:31:11,125 MORE TO COME DURING CREDITS... 1222 01:31:50,772 --> 01:31:53,210 In conclusion, today's newspaper review. 1223 01:31:53,377 --> 01:31:54,808 - Hi, Louise. - Hi, Jacques. 1224 01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:56,412 -Hi, Michel. -Hi, Jacques. 1225 01:31:56,784 --> 01:32:00,386 Today's special report is on "Red is Dead"... 1226 01:32:00,551 --> 01:32:02,945 ...which was screened last night in the Festival Center. 1227 01:32:03,116 --> 01:32:05,761 So, Louise, I imagine... 1228 01:32:05,922 --> 01:32:08,157 ...it made all the front pages. 1229 01:32:08,327 --> 01:32:10,242 - No. - What do you mean, no? 1230 01:32:10,411 --> 01:32:13,329 Because there are... no papers. 1231 01:32:13,497 --> 01:32:14,534 Why are there no papers? 1232 01:32:14,700 --> 01:32:15,737 They're on strike. 1233 01:32:15,902 --> 01:32:17,384 Newspaper strike. 1234 01:32:17,546 --> 01:32:22,151 - No papers. - Nothing, nothing. 1235 01:32:22,315 --> 01:32:25,837 And now to... Thanks Louise, thanks Michel. 1236 01:32:25,983 --> 01:32:28,741 Now to the Squabowl Festival... 1237 01:32:28,908 --> 01:32:33,389 ...a favorite among Belgians, who recently discovered... 1238 01:32:33,558 --> 01:32:37,684 ...the weird vegetable which bears a striking resemblance to testicles. 1239 01:32:38,628 --> 01:32:40,165 Subtitles by Michael Katims 1240 01:32:40,532 --> 01:32:42,107 Processed by C.M.C. - Paris 1241 01:32:42,509 --> 01:32:49,112 RE-synchronized by: TEGO Cheers! 1242 01:35:20,695 --> 01:35:22,051 I forgot the butter. 1243 01:35:22,980 --> 01:35:24,861 I knew you forgot something. 87176