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This is India..
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the land that glistens, shines..
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..the land bedecked with
the glitter of dreams..
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..beckoning you..
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if you nurse a hunger,
she says, here..
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you'll find what
satisfies it. Come..
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rub your shoulders.
till they're blue..
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with fame, wealth, power, glory..
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..and your life becomes..
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..a sunlit dream you
never want to wake out of
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Yes, this is India.. a dream..
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..that Bunty and Babli
dreamt every night of their lives
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And this is the India they live in..
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..an India that says..
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your dreams should end
where your arms do..
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and you should feel only as
much hunger as you can satisfy..
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step forward..
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but only when. you're in
step with the others..
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float to the top but not
at the cost of anyone else
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love, compassion, honesty, respect..
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..are what matter most..
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this too is India..
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the India Bunty and Babli grew up in
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but didn't feel
like they belonged to
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This world we live in
has two kinds of people
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One, the kind that does just
one thing all their lives and..
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the kind that does..
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..just about everything in one life
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I didn't say that, they did and they
didn't just say it, they lived it
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And how! No one ever lived life..
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..like they lived
theirs and perhaps..
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..no one ever will
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So much excitement.. so
much adventure, so many joys..
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..all in one single lifetime..
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no one could have imagined
it possible, not even them.
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Or then again maybe they could have
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Small town cocoons
These dull afternoons..
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I want to pack them up
and go away.. away..
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The rains come slow
The river lies low..
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The sea will carry me away
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Small town cocoons
These dull afternoons..
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I want to pack them up
and go away.. away..
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The rains come slow
The river lies low..
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The sea will carry me away
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Going away, I'm going
away Oh Ram Chand re..
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Dhadak'dhadak
Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow
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Dhadak'dhadak
Dhadak'dhadak Hear the whistle blow
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Dhadak'dhadak
Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Call me, oh, watch me go..
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Stand aside, make way for me
Those clouds are mine to hold
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Burnt in black on a white sheet sky
I'll write my name, big and bold
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On the street that
curves around the moon..
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At the bend is where I'll stay
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On the street that curves around
the moon I'll stay far, far away
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Going away, I'm going
away Oh Ram Chand re..
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Watch the smoke billow
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Hear the whistle blow
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Watch the smoke billow
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Call me, oh, watch me go..
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Small town cocoons
These dull afternoons
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I want to pack them up
and go away.. away..
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Small town cocoons
These dull afternoons..
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I want to pack them up
and go away.. away..
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The rains come slow
The river lies low..
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The sea will carry me away
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Going away, I'm going
away Oh Ram Chand re..
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Watch the smoke billow
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Hear the whistle blow
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Watch the smoke billow
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Call me, oh, watch me go..
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When I ride l carry in my hair..
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The cool whispers of the wind
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Ride across the earth, the sky
Leave the world behind, unhinged
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My forehead adorned, my jewel,
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the moon I can't walk
unnoticed amidst the stars
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moon I can't live
unnoticed up here with stars
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Going away, I'm going
away Oh Ram Chand re..
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Watch the smoke billow
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Hear the whistle blow
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
Call me, oh, watch me go..
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Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak
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Call me, oh, watch me go..
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It's not going to come.
- It will
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It won't.
- It will
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Boy, go down to the
tap and have your bath
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Or you'll be standing at
the end of a very long line
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No dearth of people
wanting to get into a line
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What do you mean?
- What I mean Ma is..
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this world has two kinds of people,
one, those who line up before taps..
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and two, those who make themselves..
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..taps so they won't
need to stand in any line
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I happen to belong to the latter.
- You don't belong anywhere
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You've already spent forty
rupees on this gibberish
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How much more will you blow up?
- Ma, how many times do I tell you..
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I'm not spending anything.
This is an investment
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For fifty bucks, this shower is up
and running.. then l'll fix it..
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..to the community tap and everyone's
willing to part with fifty paise..
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..to bathe in a shower. If five
people use it everyday, that's 2.50
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In twenty days, fifty bucks are back
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That's 2.50 in profits
everyday from each shower
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Stop. You're making my head spin
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The problem with this Fursatganj,
talking sense sends heads spinning
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Anyway, do you
remember my chit fund idea?
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A finance company in Lucknow..
- I don't want to know anything!
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If you don't stop now you'll
surely go to jail some day
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There.. l told you it'll come
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Of course it will. Why won't it?
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How else will he drown his future?
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Why.. oh today was your interview
for the railway job! You didn't go?
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I went! Pandey'ji
called to say that..
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before I recommend my
son for another interview..
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..I should at least make sure
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that he drags himself
there on his own two legs
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I've lain my' five years
in the service on the line..
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..and made him agree for
another chance tomorrow
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Thank God he agreed
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How does that matter?
I need to agree too
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Rakesh, we're trying
to be serious here
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I told him I don't want
to be a ticket collector
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So what do you want to be? The
maker of failed schemes, for life?
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All of Fursatganj thinks
you're a deluded Don Quixote
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You want them to coin new
euphemisms for you? Everyone..
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Fursatganj is packed with asses.
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And all asses can do is..
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..chew the cud and bear the burden.
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I wasn't born to do either
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Oh you'll become a
Birla-Tata-Ambani? - Why can't l be?
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They didn't fall out of the sky. They
too were born here on this earth
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At least they were born here.
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You belong to a
different planet altogether!
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Dad, don't get me started again.
I've made up my mind
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I'm not going to waste my
entire life trapped in a job
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Look here
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I've spent thirty
five years in this job..
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..You think my
life's been a total waste?
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After a lifetime of service,
does the government even bother..
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about your opinion?
After thirty five years of..
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shuttling up and down that same train
route, does even one passenger..
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from all those
thousand trips remember..
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..what you look like
in your shabby coat?
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When you die, will anybody
except Ma and I, shed a single tear?
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Will the railways take a day off?
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Dad your life means nothing.
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There's no respect,
no fun, no meaning
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When I walk wearing this shabby coat,
that seems to embarrass you so much..
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..people stop in their
tracks to pay me their respects
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Shopkeepers are up on their feet
to attend to Mr. Ticket Collector
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Why? Because my poor
black cotton coat..
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is untainted by ill-gotten gain
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it is the mark of my esteem
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Rakesh..
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the interview is at 9
o'clock tomorrow morning
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Get there in time. Or get lost
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Find a meaning for your life wherever
you want, however you want to
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Because we can't live up
to your high expectations..
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we're sorry
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There's something about you baby
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You too
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You're not half bad either
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Go easy on the lipstick..
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it shouldn't look too tacky.
And one thing you ought to know
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A ragged skirt doesn't make you sexy
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It's what's in your eyes..
like in mine.
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Dear God..
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my daughter has gone insane!
- If worshipping my beauty..
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..is tantamount to being insane,
then I plead insanity
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If craving for fame is
insane then I plead insanity
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If the desire to renounce
this pigeon-hole Pankinagar..
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..for the great wide
marvellous world outside is insane..
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then I plead complete insanity
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And you are driving me nuts.
Take off that shirt
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I'm sorry, I don't believe
beauty needs cheap exposure
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One tight slap and all
your beliefs will change
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You've ruined all his best shirts
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Ruined? These shirts will fetch
millions. There'll be grand auctions
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Supermodel Vimmi's shirts! The ones
she wore when she dreamt of success
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Ladies and gents, do I hear a
hundred thousand.. One.. Two.. Three!
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Jassi, where's my shirt?
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Right here..
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What's she up to now?
- She's just fooling around..
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Fooling around? Go on,
enjoy yourself..
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till the time you can
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What are you trying to do?
- Trying to be coy about my marriage
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But doesn't seem to be
coming too naturally
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Your father isn't joking. You
won't find a man like Surinder..
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..even if you turn Kanpur and Lucknow
inside out. Count your blessings..
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..a head clerk has
fallen into your lap that..
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..too in a place like Pankinagar
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Papa'ji, I think..
I'll run away from home
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Listen to her!
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I kept telling you we
shouldn't allow cable tv in her room
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All day-and-nights she's whispering
to those naked witches on her walls
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And now she even wants to run away.
- No harm in that, no?
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You go ahead, run away
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But see, it's 1 1 o'clock.
Eat lunch before running
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What are you saying?
- I don't want a weight on my mind..
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..my daughter running
away on an empty stomach?
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I'm warning you,
I'll really run away..
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..if you even think
of marrying me off..
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to that.. that ten out of ten!
- Ten out of ten?
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That ass always got ten out of..
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..ten in every
godforsaken subject.. what a nerd
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Who wouldn't want to marry such a
man? - Then why don't you? Spare me
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Now get out of that outfit and
help your mother with the cooking
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I've called them to lunch tomorrow
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I want things to be finalised before
the evening tea hits the table
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Enough. Don't make me hurt you
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Why are you taking them off?
- You don't know why?
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It's time you realised that you
can't live like you want to anymore..
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..You'll have to adjust
to your new family's ways
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You'll eat, drink, walk,
sleep the way they want you to
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Look, l'm your mother. All
I want is to see you happy
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Forget all of this
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You're leaving this for a new world.
- It feels like I'm leaving the world
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The more you think about it,
the more you'll hurt
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Just do as I say.
You'll learn to be happy
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Mummy, if I request Papa'ji
not to marry me offjust yet..
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..will he listen?
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The facial cream is on the
washbasin. Don't forget to apply it
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Tea.. piping hot tea..
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A little extra milk
never killed a cow. - Sir?
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I said, two extra
teaspoonfuls of milk never killed..
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..the calf's mother. Pour
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There's more milk than water in it,
sir. - More milk, I said..
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..Hey give back my glass
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Catch it if you can
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Your name sir? - I'm what
you'd call Raj Kapoor Tiwari
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Where's your seat here, show me..
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I'm not on your list..
the other one.
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I talked to the
ticket checker, paid him
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Oh, so you've paid him a bribe
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No, no..
- Give me your address
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Why do you need my address?
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00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:24,957
Do you see that berth number?
235
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,957
Take a look.
- Number seven
236
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,082
Coach FC 1, berth number 7
237
00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:33,249
Always reserved for..
238
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,957
the Fursatganj staff
going to Lucknow. I've been..
239
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:39,082
..using this berth for 3 years
240
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:45,874
The entire railway
division knows that.
241
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,582
How could anyone
have given it to you?
242
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,249
Could you tug that
chain for me please?
243
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,665
You think you're the first
person to come up with this idea?
244
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:39,290
We spend eight hours a day in offices
like this, chewing tobacco, eh?
245
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,999
200 out of every 100 finance companies
dream of a scheme like this..
246
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:44,499
but trip over their own two feet..
247
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:51,707
..trying to find 500 investors
to chip in a thousand rupees each
248
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:54,207
The answer to my next
question is on your face but..
249
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:59,124
I'll ask you anyway.. Mister,
where are your 500 investors?
250
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,124
What if I tell you I have them?
251
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,957
Where?
252
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:05,665
Here
253
00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:11,332
I've slogged it out
for a whole year, sir
254
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:13,540
I've gotten together 500 investors..
255
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,832
..from my town and
the neighbouring ones..
256
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:19,374
..willing to put up a thousand rupees
each in any good finance company
257
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,457
Where are you from?
258
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,249
Fursatganj
259
00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:29,665
Fursatganj! Where l was once
260
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:32,207
Not one finance company..
261
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:37,415
..will waste five minutes
over a list like this one.
262
00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:40,165
Talk of investments
263
00:22:41,041 --> 00:22:45,332
Small town-guys have a habit of
dreaming big. No ban on dreaming..
264
00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:47,082
..Indulge yourself
265
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,749
But next time, come up
with a scheme that..
266
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:56,707
..a thousand others haven't thought
up before you. Get it? Now excuse me
267
00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:12,874
Where are you going, lady?
- To enter the contest
268
00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:15,915
You can't go in.
- If l can't go inside..
269
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,332
..how do I take part
in the competition?
270
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:19,040
Let me in. l've come really far
271
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,915
I said, you can't go in.
- I say, I have to enter
272
00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:31,624
Can l help you?
- Yes, myself Vimmi Saluja..
273
00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:33,832
I've come to enter the contest.
- You're too late
274
00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:37,165
What?
- The entries closed two days ago
275
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,624
You mean the contest's begun?
- No, not yet
276
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:42,582
Oh, that's a relief.
- I said, entries have closed
277
00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:46,415
But the contest hasn't begun!
- I said "the-entries-have-closed"
278
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:48,707
So open up for two minutes,
I'll quickly squeeze in!
279
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:51,790
You're from some village?
Miss Quickly-squeeze-in!
280
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:55,832
This is no village fair to
squeeze-in-slip-out when-you-wish
281
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,249
This is the Miss lndia contest,
but what would you know?
282
00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:01,582
Oh c'mon Pammi, forget it
283
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:05,290
One minute.. would I know what?
- The desire and the ability..
284
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:08,624
..to become Miss lndia are two
very different things. So go home..
285
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:14,040
..and start a beauty parlour.
- Why not beauty-parlour yourself?
286
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:16,040
Excuse me?
- Ever watched your figure?
287
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:17,999
At least ten kilos overweight..
288
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,540
Ever watched your figure? At
least ten kilos overweight..
289
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:24,374
..with miles-thick lipstick.
You know all about make-up.
290
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,249
Beauty parlour's for you
291
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:27,290
What a bitch
292
00:24:27,416 --> 00:24:28,832
You bitch
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:45,000
-=Deathracer=-
293
00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,082
Listen..
294
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:04,832
Yes?
- Please come with me to the toilet
295
00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:10,957
It's right at the end of the
platform and it's really dark
296
00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:17,290
Come
297
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:26,415
Weren't you on the
Jhansi Mail this morning?
298
00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:30,332
Returning? Here on business?
299
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:35,957
Yes I came for the
Miss India contest
300
00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:41,540
So how was it?
301
00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:46,415
Good.. very good
302
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:50,124
I got through the first round
303
00:25:50,541 --> 00:25:53,999
Good.. good.. Miss India!
304
00:25:56,166 --> 00:26:00,499
And you? Here on business too?
- Oh no.. no..
305
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,124
Work is something I
don't really believe in
306
00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,457
I came here for a meeting
307
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:13,374
There's a finance company here,
they want to buy my scheme
308
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:19,124
I had to come personally you see,
it's a matter of millions
309
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:27,415
So, you're becoming a model soon?
- I guess so
310
00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:33,540
You'll become famous.
- Yes.. I guess so
311
00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:37,499
People will buzz around
you like bees around honey
312
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:40,999
Yes.. I guess they will
313
00:26:46,416 --> 00:26:49,665
Why are you crying?
314
00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:51,749
I didn't mean to insult you
315
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,624
No, don't take me otherwise
316
00:26:56,291 --> 00:27:02,124
I belong to a decent family,
I wouldn't dream of it
317
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:05,207
Calm down, everyone's watching
318
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,582
Poor thing.. she's in grieving
319
00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:11,582
I was only sympathising..
320
00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:15,874
Everything's fine
321
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,874
Mummy.
322
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:25,999
You'll be the first girl to cry after
making it to the Miss India contest
323
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:36,749
I didn't make it anywhere
324
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,874
Aren't you ashamed of lying?
325
00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:51,749
Actually, I lied too..
326
00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:55,832
..the manager of the finance
company didn't quite buy my scheme..
327
00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:58,332
I think he doesn't have the drive
328
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,249
Bloody idiot
329
00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:05,915
Foulmouthing.. me?
330
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:08,540
Escort her to the loo
and then get abused for it?
331
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,624
I escorted you! Who
do you think you are?
332
00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:25,124
You mean if you go back now?
- Wedding bells..
333
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:29,415
That's too bad.
- Very
334
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,332
Then?
335
00:28:35,625 --> 00:28:37,415
I'll run away.
336
00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:43,165
You already have
337
00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:50,832
So, what'll you do now?
- What'll you do?
338
00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:57,624
Whatever I do, I'm not giving up.
And l'm not going back home
339
00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:58,999
Then, where will you go?
340
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,290
Kanpur
341
00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:09,249
Why Kanpur? - The
company has a head office there
342
00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:13,499
I'll show my scheme to senior
officers, I'm sure they'll get it
343
00:29:15,916 --> 00:29:18,665
Why don't you come along to Kanpur?
- Who me?
344
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:22,457
Miss India contests
are held all over.
345
00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:24,249
Maybe they'll allow
you to enter there
346
00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:28,665
You got to find a
way into the contest..
347
00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:30,332
..else what use was running away?
348
00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:34,207
Kanpur!
349
00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:58,874
So long, l guess the next
time I see you it'll be on TV
350
00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:05,207
I guess so. Thank you. And
good luck for your big meeting
351
00:30:06,458 --> 00:30:08,249
Thanks but that was superfluous.
352
00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:11,165
I only need to make a
presentation and voila!
353
00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:14,332
I'll have 100 finance
companies running rings around me
354
00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,374
See you
355
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:28,790
Unbelievable. Got to admit..
very few people have brains as sharp
356
00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:35,999
I say, just once in a whole year,
let me meet just one such person
357
00:30:36,208 --> 00:30:41,999
But two in a single day,
unbelievable!
358
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:47,374
Would you believe..
359
00:30:47,916 --> 00:30:52,415
just half an hour ago, another man
came to me with an identical scheme
360
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:58,374
Who?
- Manager of our Lucknow branch..
361
00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:03,999
Mr Qureishi! Imagine.. a rare
gem lay buried in my own backyard
362
00:31:04,958 --> 00:31:07,957
He got a 10,000 bonus on the spot!
363
00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:14,082
..He even had a
list of 500 investors.
364
00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:16,582
Unbelievable! What a man!
- Where's he staying?
365
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:22,249
Landmark Hotel.
- In Landmark! And why not?
366
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:24,874
The 10,000 bonus!
367
00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:31,915
Give me as much l'll go
to live in a five star too
368
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:34,165
Next?
- Vimmi Saluja
369
00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:37,707
Address?
- 2/5 Ballygunj, Pankinagar
370
00:31:42,791 --> 00:31:44,499
One minute..
371
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:51,207
Doesn't Pankinagar fall
within the Lucknow district?
372
00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:54,457
It does?
- Yes, Lucknow district
373
00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:57,499
You didn't fill up
the form in Lucknow?
374
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:01,082
What difference, here or there?
375
00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:03,707
I was passing through Kanpur so
I thought I'll get it over with
376
00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:05,374
Very good
377
00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:08,207
Please step outside
378
00:32:08,916 --> 00:32:14,999
Sir'ji, just a matter of an address..
- Go away! Rules are rules
379
00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:17,290
Please..
- Get lost
380
00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,790
Oversmartness
381
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:32,790
Look, l can't bend the rules
382
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:37,665
But if you wish..
383
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:40,249
I can forget rules for a while
384
00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:45,624
Yes sir!
- But nothing comes for free
385
00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:48,874
Sir, I'll do whatever you wish!
386
00:32:48,958 --> 00:32:53,165
Very good! Once you're Miss India..
387
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:59,082
..you'll have all the wealth, all
the fame your heart ever desired
388
00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:05,165
But I? I'm still stuck to
the same.. chair and table
389
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:08,124
Oh sure..
390
00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:10,624
I have nothing right now..
391
00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:14,582
but I promise, when l'm Miss India..
392
00:33:14,666 --> 00:33:18,332
I'll pay you..
everything you'll ever want
393
00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:26,665
You're mistaken. You have everything
I'll ever want.. right now
394
00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:33,457
I won't force you.
Registration closes in five minutes.
395
00:33:34,041 --> 00:33:35,707
Think it over
396
00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:38,957
You'll find me at the same table
397
00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:22,832
What's your name?
- Jajjan
398
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:26,332
You make tea?
- No, I serve tea
399
00:34:32,708 --> 00:34:36,499
This world we live in boy,
has two kinds of people
400
00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:41,082
One, those who serve tea.
And those to whom tea is served
401
00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,374
The faster you
become one of the latter..
402
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:45,207
..the better the
life that you'll live
403
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,290
Has somebody hurt you?
404
00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,707
Two teas and chips
405
00:34:58,583 --> 00:34:59,832
Two?
406
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:04,332
Why? Problem?
- No. But who's the second cup for?
407
00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:07,457
If l drink two cups,
will it start a war?
408
00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:12,207
God, this world we live in!
Get a hold on this kid
409
00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:17,832
It's no use.
- What?
410
00:35:18,958 --> 00:35:20,874
No use being earnest,
411
00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:23,790
unwitting fools getting
shoved in stinking little towns
412
00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:25,124
Then?
413
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:27,707
Bombay..
414
00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:32,540
..the only city in all of lndia where
a man is recognised for his worth..
415
00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:36,624
the only place where you can start..
416
00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:39,457
..from the pavement
and end up in palaces..
417
00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:42,915
where ambition isn't pushed around,
but cheered, egging you on
418
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:45,374
How're you so sure?
- How..
419
00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:50,374
if Dhirubhai Ambani, Ratan Tata,
Birla had been in Lucknow-Kanpur..
420
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:53,082
..they'd be swatting flies in Ambani
General Stores, Tata Flour Mills..
421
00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:55,624
..And Birla Tobacco Stall.
422
00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:58,582
Bombay.. gave them the
recognition they deserved
423
00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,290
Look where it got them..
424
00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:05,457
So you want to go Bombay?
425
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:10,374
You can come along too.
What'll you do here?
426
00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:13,457
All the top models are in Bombay.
427
00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:16,832
Damn this
narrow-minded small-town mob
428
00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:21,082
It's the place for Miss lndia, no?
- Yes
429
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:27,249
A ticket to Bombay,
how much would it cost?
430
00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:31,082
Not that I have that kind of cash
431
00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:41,040
I got the cash, don't worry.
- What?
432
00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:43,874
We've seen where
truth has landed us.
433
00:36:43,958 --> 00:36:46,415
Now let's say what they want to hear
434
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:50,665
And what's that?
- Oi Jajjan, where's Landmark Hotel?
435
00:36:52,916 --> 00:36:55,040
One whiskey..
- Which one sir?
436
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:58,749
Imported. How much for a
Black Label? - Four hundred, sir
437
00:36:58,833 --> 00:37:00,540
For a bottle?
- No. 30 ml
438
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,082
Small peg
439
00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:07,624
I'll try an Indian whiskey for a
change. And don't forget the peanuts
440
00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:14,874
Some pretty suave people you
got walking into this Gazal Bar
441
00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:23,040
One Black Label
- Sir
442
00:37:26,416 --> 00:37:29,290
Sir! You here?
443
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:33,457
Fursatganj! All of Lucknow seems
to be pouring into Kanpur today
444
00:37:33,541 --> 00:37:37,457
Slick! What are you doing here?
- You'll be seeing more of me here
445
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:41,540
What do you mean?
- My scheme got rocking
446
00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:45,374
Which.. the same one?
- No.. it was unworkable
447
00:37:45,458 --> 00:37:49,499
You tipped me off in time. I
could've wasted another good year
448
00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:54,124
This is another scheme.
- Which is this?
449
00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:57,665
I explained this scheme..
450
00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:00,874
..they offered me a two
per cent stake in the channel
451
00:38:01,416 --> 00:38:04,124
What channel?
- A news channel
452
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,707
News channel
453
00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:13,707
Nowadays this news channel business
is taking off like a rocket
454
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:17,707
In 3 months, they're giving
investors a 300 per cent..
455
00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:18,999
..return on investment
456
00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:22,124
Cigarette?
- Really?
457
00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:26,374
How much.. is the investment?
- At least 100,000
458
00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:32,957
Won't they take a little less?
I mean, I could invest too?
459
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:35,832
Why don't you have a chat?
460
00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:42,332
Give me an introduction
461
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:52,999
This is Mr. Qureishi
- Q.Q. Qureishi
462
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,624
Q.Q. Qureishi, a very dear friend.
463
00:38:56,833 --> 00:39:02,165
Whatever I am
today is because of him
464
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:06,624
Hello.
- Hello
465
00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:16,457
Mr. Qureishi would like
to invest in the channel
466
00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:18,540
How many millions?
467
00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:24,499
He's not like other investors..
this is just a friendly gesture..
468
00:39:24,583 --> 00:39:26,707
about ten thousand?
- Ten
469
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:28,999
Ten?
470
00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,374
Fifteen?
- Fifteen?
471
00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:35,999
But you're aware, it
should be at least..
472
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:41,415
Ok, all right, now
how can l refuse you?
473
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,540
One request..
474
00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:52,707
..this remains between us..
let this be our little secret
475
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:56,332
No, no!
- Promise
476
00:39:58,041 --> 00:40:01,082
We must be in Delhi by morning
477
00:40:01,958 --> 00:40:05,665
So you take the cash from him..
478
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,790
..and fetch us a
receipt from my room. - Okay.
479
00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:11,457
In the meantime, if
he has no objections..
480
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,832
..Mr. Qureishi can give me company
- Yes?
481
00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:21,249
Well?
- No.. l mean no problem
482
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,457
Ten?
483
00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:35,499
Fursatganj, don't forget the receipt
484
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:45,790
Would you like to dance with me
485
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:50,874
Mr Q.Q. Qureishi?
486
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,915
Yes, .
487
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:03,040
You dance really well.
- Thank you
488
00:41:05,791 --> 00:41:08,624
Where's the ladies'?
- Thank you
489
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:14,415
The washroom.. where is it?
- Bartender, where's the washroom?
490
00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,624
Run
491
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,374
What d'you think of my acting?
Better than yours?
492
00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:50,082
Who conned him to your table?
- Who made the sucker dance?
493
00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:59,540
I'd love to see Q.Q.
Qureishi dancing
494
00:42:03,291 --> 00:42:06,290
Hey, the cash
495
00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:08,082
Some sample
496
00:42:10,916 --> 00:42:13,374
Your share.
- You keep it
497
00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:16,749
It's your share.
- Not a gift
498
00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:20,582
Just bank it for me till Bombay.
I can't manage money
499
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:25,165
We had fun though, no?
500
00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,707
Lots..
501
00:42:47,875 --> 00:42:50,415
Move it. Sit in the bus
502
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:55,707
Passengers for Dehradun and Ambala,
your bus is leaving
503
00:42:58,666 --> 00:43:00,207
Name?
- Bunty
504
00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:03,082
And the Mrs?
505
00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:05,457
Babli
506
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:09,915
Bunty.. Babli.. seats 21 and 22
507
00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:12,582
Get inside
508
00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:22,624
Bunty.. Babli.. what the hell?
- Nothing.. move on. 21 and 22
509
00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:27,749
What do you mean nothing?
- Sit down, I'll explain
510
00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:33,665
When I was a kid I always blamed
Bunty for all the mischief I did
511
00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:37,790
And we've just stolen money. So..
- But.. what the hell is Babli?
512
00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:40,790
Why, what's wrong? I don't
have a problem with Bunty
513
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,124
You look like your Bunty! But
Babli.. she sounds like a fat slob
514
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:51,040
Fat or thin, now it's sealed.
- You could've asked me
515
00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:54,124
Ask my wife her name in
front of a bus conductor?
516
00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:59,124
Who are you calling your wife?
- I didn't say that, he thought so
517
00:43:59,291 --> 00:44:05,707
And you let it pass! Now everyone
in this bus thinks I'm Bunty's wife
518
00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:13,290
What are you doing? Everyone
will think Bunty's wife is a shrew
519
00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:16,582
Stop it!
- You stop it
520
00:44:17,541 --> 00:44:19,915
I'm not talking.
- Suits me
521
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,499
Babli, big deal
522
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:49,749
At least we managed
enough to get us to Bombay
523
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,749
This stash won't
last us a week in Bombay
524
00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:57,790
And?
525
00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:06,915
And.. l think we'll need lots
more if we want to make it in Bombay
526
00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:10,999
Where will we get so much money?
- The same place we got this from
527
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,957
You mean another?
528
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:20,582
Are you mad? What are you saying?
- I'm not saying a thing. Bunty is
529
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:28,207
And l'm doing what Bunty's saying?
- Who are you to do? Babli will
530
00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:30,499
Babli?
531
00:45:32,916 --> 00:45:36,790
But I am Babli!
- Sure
532
00:45:40,250 --> 00:45:41,707
You are when you are
533
00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:44,207
You aren't when you aren't
534
00:45:46,875 --> 00:45:49,915
Say, what are you now?
535
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,290
Bunty. You?
536
00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:56,374
Babli?
537
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,082
Babli Bose, Food Inspector.
I'll inspect your kitchen
538
00:46:11,166 --> 00:46:13,749
We hear, the beer
is adulterated here.
539
00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:16,957
Tony, a chilled beer for the sahib
540
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:20,415
One step, two step, he steps it up
swings it, pumps it, struts his stuff
541
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:21,874
Meet Bunty
542
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:27,999
Minute by minute, she turns it up
spins it so you can't get enough
543
00:46:28,041 --> 00:46:29,374
Meet Babli
544
00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:39,374
Spinning like tops,
orchestrating rip-offs..
545
00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:44,249
they'll clean your pockets,
cock a snook and be off
546
00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:50,749
There ain't a legit soul
from who they never stole
547
00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:54,415
When they dig, they dig so deep
you can't get out of that hole
548
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:58,999
Swings it, pumps it,
struts his stuff Oye Bunty
549
00:46:59,041 --> 00:47:03,915
Bunty Saluja, Tourism department.
Unclean rooms. Got to inspect
550
00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:07,332
Unclean? How many days
of inspection? - Three
551
00:47:07,416 --> 00:47:12,540
She turns it on, spins it so
you can't get enough. Oye Babli
552
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:18,832
Bunty And Babli
553
00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:20,707
They maybe two..
554
00:47:20,791 --> 00:47:22,582
but they're too much
555
00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:29,999
Bunty Aur Babli.. Bunty and Babli
556
00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:33,832
They maybe two but they're too
much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch
557
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:48,749
Consider it your's. Take it away..
558
00:47:54,125 --> 00:47:57,790
What model number is this?
- Model number can take a hike!
559
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:02,874
Why isn't your man back yet?
- What man?
560
00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:09,999
Man.. means husband. - Husband!
What crap. You bloody fool
561
00:48:13,166 --> 00:48:18,082
Love is wild like pigeon wings
562
00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:26,457
Tantrums trip on diamond rings
563
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:29,915
Don't you blink
564
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,707
You might see their shadows pass
565
00:48:33,791 --> 00:48:37,540
Tea cups clink. Tea cups crash.
Forgive, forget, they have a fight..
566
00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:40,749
wipe their mouths
and take full flight..
567
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:46,665
come, come, come on, come on,
one step, two step, swing it Bunty
568
00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:55,457
She turns it on, spins it so
you can't get enough. Oye Babli
569
00:48:56,416 --> 00:48:59,957
Bunty Aur Babli.. Bunty and Babli
570
00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:03,749
They maybe two but they're too
much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch
571
00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:11,207
Bunty Aur Babli.. Bunty and Babli
572
00:49:11,291 --> 00:49:15,082
They maybe two but they're too
much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch
573
00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:22,665
Bulandshahr is abuzz with
the amusing misadventures..
574
00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:26,707
of this daring duo who call
themselves Bunty and Babli
575
00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:32,499
People seem to be in awe of
their ingenuity and audacity
576
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:45,582
Would you like a room or a suite?
577
00:49:47,166 --> 00:49:50,832
No, I don't want just a room
578
00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:56,290
I want the hotel.. we're
here to buy this place
579
00:49:56,458 --> 00:50:00,749
I never thought I'd sell this
place. But your strong background..
580
00:50:00,833 --> 00:50:05,499
and this mind blowing offer..
I'd have to be a lunatic to refuse
581
00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:07,665
How long are you here?
582
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:11,790
A week maybe..
- Stay here then.. as our guests
583
00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:14,790
This hotel's as good as yours.
584
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,790
We'll discuss
details over the weekend
585
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,874
No, doesn't look good. We can't stay
before we've signed the dotted line
586
00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:27,457
I won't take no for an answer
587
00:50:27,833 --> 00:50:31,749
Well if you insist.. champagne?
588
00:51:14,708 --> 00:51:17,374
Searched every inch of
Mussoorie sir, l can't find them
589
00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:21,957
What do you mean? And their stuff?
- They even stole ours
590
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:23,457
Damn them
591
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:33,999
Come away, come away
592
00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:41,499
All our sparkles fly
right across the sky
593
00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:48,790
Then we sight the
morning light Float up high
594
00:51:49,625 --> 00:51:52,207
Witness the magic of Guru'ji
595
00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:56,832
People running after you
like this.. it's a heady feeling
596
00:51:56,916 --> 00:51:59,624
What? - Makes me feels
like I'm an achiever
597
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:12,499
They walk wrapped in perfume mists
598
00:52:15,208 --> 00:52:21,332
Hold the world in love-locked fists
599
00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:28,165
You won't see them flit about till
they want you to, and when you do..
600
00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:32,249
he slides with a swagger.
- He's Bunty
601
00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:35,790
She glides zig-zagger.
- She's Babli
602
00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:40,249
Their tales are lore.. been
told a score times and more
603
00:52:40,333 --> 00:52:44,165
And will be sung forever more
604
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,707
Their tales are lore.. been
told a score times and more
605
00:52:47,791 --> 00:52:51,165
And will be sung forever more
606
00:52:52,416 --> 00:52:56,915
I can't see any tunnel here..
- We've paid a hundred bucks apiece
607
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,499
Where's that Bunty guide?
608
00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:03,832
Spinning like tops,
orchestrating rip-offs..
609
00:53:03,916 --> 00:53:09,249
they'll clean your pockets,
cock a snook and be off..
610
00:53:10,666 --> 00:53:15,082
there ain't a legit soul
from who they never stole..
611
00:53:15,166 --> 00:53:18,874
and they dig so deep you
can't get out that hole
612
00:53:18,958 --> 00:53:20,415
One step, two step
613
00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,999
Swings it, pumps it,
struts his stuff Oye Bunty
614
00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:31,415
She turns it on, spins it so
you can't get enough. Oye Babli
615
00:53:33,916 --> 00:53:37,457
Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli
616
00:53:37,541 --> 00:53:41,332
They maybe two but they're too
much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch
617
00:53:45,041 --> 00:53:48,707
Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli
618
00:53:48,916 --> 00:53:52,499
They maybe two but they're too
much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch
619
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,457
I'm so hungry I can't think straight
620
00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:23,207
And you will shut up and eat
whatever's available. No tantrums
621
00:54:25,125 --> 00:54:26,707
Makes you cry?
622
00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:32,999
What's to cry about?
- None of your business
623
00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:40,999
Look, what I meant was you
can't get pizzas out here
624
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:48,582
All right, I'll get
whatever you feel like
625
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,665
Tell me what you want
626
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,290
Who?
- I want my mummy
627
00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:07,415
But..
628
00:55:08,916 --> 00:55:10,082
Out here?
629
00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:12,582
I miss her
630
00:55:18,791 --> 00:55:20,040
You miss her a lot?
631
00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,332
Go on, get it over with
632
00:55:31,541 --> 00:55:34,124
Mummy.
633
00:55:39,458 --> 00:55:51,582
Mummy
634
00:55:58,500 --> 00:55:59,707
Over?
635
00:56:02,208 --> 00:56:07,665
Not over! I'm missing her,
not laying an egg! Over!
636
00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:18,165
What do you miss?
637
00:56:20,166 --> 00:56:21,832
When I was little..
638
00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:25,207
Papa'ji would talk about
taking us for a holiday..
639
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,499
..far away from Pankinagar
640
00:56:30,166 --> 00:56:35,540
But in all my years of waiting, we
never saved up enough for a holiday
641
00:56:40,416 --> 00:56:41,999
You want to send some money home?
642
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:47,749
Do you want to call them?
643
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,165
Come..
644
00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,749
Hello!
645
00:57:10,166 --> 00:57:12,999
No one's saying anything
646
00:57:13,083 --> 00:57:15,915
Then why are you
wasting your breath?
647
00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:20,415
- I don't know why..
I think it's Vimmi
648
00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:27,790
Who's this?
649
00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:30,332
Some nut
650
00:57:31,166 --> 00:57:32,249
Papa'ji
651
00:57:33,291 --> 00:57:34,790
It's me.. Papa'ji
652
00:57:35,041 --> 00:57:39,499
Vimmi, my child..
where did you disappear?
653
00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:44,457
I'm okay Papa, I'm fine
654
00:57:45,041 --> 00:57:47,415
Vimmi my child, where are you?
655
00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:52,582
I can't tell Mummy, but l'm fine
656
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,082
Look dear..
657
00:57:55,166 --> 00:58:01,832
No Papa'ji, don't ask me to come
back now.. I don't want to come back
658
00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:07,832
But I really love both of you
659
00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:14,290
No, my child, listen to me..
- No Papa'ji. I'm hanging up now
660
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,999
I love you both very much
661
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:21,374
Bye..
662
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,124
You want to call home too?
663
00:58:40,041 --> 00:58:41,165
No
664
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:46,249
Folks at home must be
worried about you too
665
00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:58,415
No one worries about me
666
00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:11,707
What are you doing here?
667
00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:21,790
Wondering where he's now..
how he's doing
668
00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:26,374
Do you think l was too harsh on him?
669
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,374
You were right in whatever you did
670
00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:33,582
Have your tea, it's
time to go to work
671
00:59:56,041 --> 00:59:58,124
Enough? Satisfied?
672
01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:03,040
If you manage money like this in
Bombay in no time, you'll be back..
673
01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:06,374
in your punk-whatever-town.
- Pankinagar, you bloody idiot
674
01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:09,957
Wherever, but you're finished.
- What's left to count?
675
01:00:10,041 --> 01:00:11,915
You've blown it all up.
676
01:00:13,250 --> 01:00:17,499
I have, have I?
677
01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:21,499
Expensive dresses, shoploads of
makeup just fell out of the sky?
678
01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:25,832
They came from the same place as
your watch, designer shirt, jeans..
679
01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:28,832
and.. this deodorant that
smells like turnip pickle gone bad
680
01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:30,624
They fell off the sky, they did
681
01:00:33,583 --> 01:00:34,790
Now what?
682
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,290
I've been thinking..
683
01:00:45,583 --> 01:00:48,207
Let's.. do it one more time?
- No..
684
01:00:48,875 --> 01:00:50,999
we've pooled enough
to get us to Bombay.
685
01:00:52,458 --> 01:00:58,540
has two kinds of people.
686
01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:01,415
One.. those who
collect enough and those..
687
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,957
who'll never have enough.
688
01:01:04,041 --> 01:01:07,999
Myself and Tata-Birla-Ambanis
are the other kind
689
01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:13,624
That's why they're where they are
today. And once we're in Bombay..
690
01:01:14,166 --> 01:01:16,207
we won't get another chance.
691
01:01:16,291 --> 01:01:23,457
So.. let's take one
last crack. Just once more
692
01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:27,665
You think so?
693
01:01:28,750 --> 01:01:30,040
I know so. So I say so
694
01:01:30,541 --> 01:01:33,290
Who says so? You or Bunty?
- Bunty's always saying so
695
01:01:34,041 --> 01:01:37,915
Today a little of me is with Bunty.
696
01:01:39,583 --> 01:01:42,124
Oye Rakesh.. my sweet bloody idiot
697
01:01:42,208 --> 01:01:46,165
Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli
698
01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:50,332
They are coming to your town.
They hustle then, they hustle now.
699
01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:58,415
Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli
700
01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:02,457
Making money all around.
Never do they settle down.
701
01:02:07,083 --> 01:02:09,582
This one.
- No problem
702
01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:11,374
There's just one problem
703
01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:15,332
Just tell me.
- I'm leaving for Mussoorie tonight
704
01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:18,040
Oh, that is a beautiful place
- I know
705
01:02:18,458 --> 01:02:21,374
Tomorrow I have an inauguration.
- Your inauguration?
706
01:02:21,458 --> 01:02:23,332
Not mine.. my hotel's
707
01:02:23,416 --> 01:02:24,707
Oh, I see
708
01:02:24,791 --> 01:02:27,124
Look Mrs..
- Miss..
709
01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:33,999
Miss.. earliest we can deliver
would be by tomorrow morning
710
01:02:34,708 --> 01:02:41,915
It's closing time, you see? And
we can't stay open for one machine
711
01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:45,749
No, no.. not one machine.
- Then?
712
01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:48,790
All.
- All?
713
01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:51,790
But if the mall isn't open..
714
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:57,415
No.. l'll open up myself.. l mean..
715
01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:59,040
I'll open it up myself for you
716
01:02:59,791 --> 01:03:01,124
Lovely
717
01:03:05,291 --> 01:03:08,124
Sixty thousand
- Sixty thousand
718
01:03:08,583 --> 01:03:13,999
You take cash don't you?
- I take anything you say
719
01:03:33,958 --> 01:03:35,165
Let's shop
720
01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:42,915
Easy brother, easy. The
stuff inside is real precious
721
01:03:44,291 --> 01:03:45,999
Hi!
- Hi!
722
01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:51,707
Sorry for troubling you so much.
723
01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:53,957
You can trouble me
as much as you wish
724
01:03:55,041 --> 01:03:57,832
Please visit our hotel sometime.
- Sure
725
01:03:58,375 --> 01:04:00,999
Your machines are now yours
726
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:05,790
Here's the balance amount
727
01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:09,957
Thank you very much
- Mention not
728
01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:14,499
May God send customers
like you my way every day
729
01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:19,290
I pray we come by
shops like yours everyday
730
01:04:21,041 --> 01:04:26,832
Driver!
- I have the same..
731
01:04:27,583 --> 01:04:32,707
We seem to share similar tastes.
- I wish we find more in common
732
01:04:45,083 --> 01:04:48,040
Mehmood! Let her rip.
733
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,874
You sound like he's after us already
734
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:55,040
If he isn't, then he soon will
735
01:04:56,916 --> 01:04:59,415
Oye Bunty, you gave him a licking?
736
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:23,290
300,000 worth of shades
737
01:05:25,708 --> 01:05:27,374
400,000 in watches
738
01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:29,332
Bunty and Babli.
739
01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:31,249
700,000 in electronic items
740
01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:32,957
Deal
741
01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:37,957
Time for a Chinese lunch. Come
742
01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:42,707
I can't count any more
743
01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:45,874
The incredible
incident at the renowned..
744
01:05:45,958 --> 01:05:47,540
..Center One Mall in Bareilly..
745
01:05:47,625 --> 01:05:52,040
has confounded the police.
Sources say,
746
01:05:52,125 --> 01:05:54,707
..the perpetrators
of this heist are..
747
01:05:54,791 --> 01:06:01,040
Bunty and Babli whose capers have
already made headlines in many cities
748
01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,874
Even as investigations proceed..
749
01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:08,207
..by now Bunty and
Babli must be far far away
750
01:06:09,041 --> 01:06:11,790
Tomorrow morning! Bombay.
- That soon?
751
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:16,415
Before you've brushed your teeth.
This train gets there like a bullet
752
01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:20,165
Good. We can get to work
the minute we get there
753
01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:25,165
You're hunting for the top models?
754
01:06:25,541 --> 01:06:27,999
Like you're
catching your Tata-Birlas
755
01:06:31,083 --> 01:06:32,582
Your share
756
01:06:33,708 --> 01:06:37,165
Always splitting cash at the
drop of a hat? What's with you?
757
01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:41,124
Let's just get it over with,
no? So tomorrow..
758
01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:43,457
you get on with your life,
I'll get on with mine
759
01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:48,165
What'll you do without me? I mean,
on your own.. in Bombay?
760
01:06:48,916 --> 01:06:50,582
Hog the whole bathroom?
761
01:06:54,958 --> 01:06:58,665
You'll have complete freedom too, no?
Nobody will be getting on your nerves
762
01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:05,249
Well you didn't bug me that much.
- Really now?
763
01:07:06,583 --> 01:07:09,249
The way you fought, I would have
to be the meanest man in the world
764
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,540
I can't believe, by
tomorrow morning I'll be in Bombay
765
01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:18,874
All these dreams, all these years..
is everything finally coming true?
766
01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:26,582
Flap your wings, come on let's fly
767
01:07:29,625 --> 01:07:35,624
Flap your wings, let's taste the sky
768
01:07:39,833 --> 01:07:46,374
Flap your wings, come on let's fly
769
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:54,749
Flap your wings, let's taste the sky
770
01:07:58,666 --> 01:08:02,040
Balle-Balle on a Sundae-Sunday
771
01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:04,165
Balle-Balle
772
01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:09,290
Balle-Balle on a Sundae-Sunday
773
01:08:09,375 --> 01:08:11,415
Balle-Balle
774
01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:16,749
Flap your wings, come on let's fly.
775
01:08:16,833 --> 01:08:20,207
Flap your wings, let's taste the sky
776
01:08:20,291 --> 01:08:23,915
Flap your wings, come on let's fly.
777
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,082
Flap your wings, let's taste the sky
778
01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:30,374
Let's set the
streets of Juliet on fire.
779
01:08:30,458 --> 01:08:33,874
Dance with Romeo in
the streets of desire
780
01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:38,332
We explode with the light
781
01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,915
Burn the dance floor, girl
782
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,457
Nach Baliye Dance the Balle..
783
01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:45,999
Want bangles on your wrist, love?
- Nach Baliye
784
01:08:46,083 --> 01:08:49,457
Want jewels in your hair, love?
- Nach Baliye
785
01:08:49,541 --> 01:08:54,374
Run anklets around your feet, love?
- Nach Baliye
786
01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:56,790
Nach Baliye
787
01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:58,582
Give me bangles on my wrist, love
788
01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:00,415
Nach Baliye
789
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,457
Weave jewels into my hair, love
790
01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:03,874
Nach Baliye
791
01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:05,749
Run anklets around my feet, love
792
01:09:05,833 --> 01:09:09,374
Nach Baliye
793
01:09:10,166 --> 01:09:13,707
Get into the groove
on a Sundae-Sunday.
794
01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:15,040
Get into the groove.
795
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,415
Love to watch you baby, turn around
796
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:20,832
Get into the groove
on a Sundae-Sunday.
797
01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:22,540
Get into the groove.
798
01:09:22,625 --> 01:09:26,374
Round. Round. Round. Round.
799
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:33,582
The red carpet of dreams
unfurls for us to walk on..
800
01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:37,040
Fate's now a little toy,
to toss, to roll, to rock on
801
01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:44,040
Take your bets now, gamble your life.
Fate's at my feet. Ready to ride?
802
01:09:44,125 --> 01:09:51,415
Then come take my hand, love.
I'll give you the ride of your life.
803
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:57,999
Then take my hand, love,
give me the ride of my life.
804
01:09:58,083 --> 01:10:01,624
Let's set the
streets of Juliet on fire..
805
01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:05,207
Dance with Romeo in
the streets of desire.
806
01:10:05,291 --> 01:10:09,665
We explode with the light
807
01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:12,165
Burn the dance floor, girl
808
01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:13,832
Dance, buddy.
809
01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:17,332
Want bangles on your wrist, love?
- Dance, buddy.
810
01:10:17,416 --> 01:10:20,957
Want jewels in your hair, love?
- Dance, buddy.
811
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:25,874
Want anklets around your feet,
love? - Dance, buddy.
812
01:10:26,291 --> 01:10:28,124
Dance, buddy.
813
01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:31,707
Give me bangles on my wrist, love.
- Dance, buddy.
814
01:10:31,791 --> 01:10:35,290
Weave jewels into my hair, love.
- Dance, buddy.
815
01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:40,207
I want anklets around my feet,
love. - Dance, buddy.
816
01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:55,457
Clap your hands everybody,
everybody just clap your hands
817
01:10:55,541 --> 01:10:57,040
Come on. Dance, buddy.
818
01:10:57,125 --> 01:11:02,999
On a Sunday. Come on. Dance, buddy.
Dance, buddy. Come on. Groove.
819
01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:06,040
Dance, buddy. Dance, buddy. Come on.
820
01:11:06,083 --> 01:11:08,332
On a Sunday.
821
01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:14,165
Day doesn't sink into night here
822
01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:17,415
These roads stay awake, alight here
823
01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:24,457
Tip-toeing upon my eyelids
are dreams that never sleep
824
01:11:24,541 --> 01:11:28,082
Then take my hand, love..
825
01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:31,665
I'll give you the ride of your life
826
01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:35,290
Then take my hand, love.
827
01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:38,290
I'll give you the ride of your life.
828
01:11:38,375 --> 01:11:41,999
Let's set the
streets of Juliet on fire.
829
01:11:42,041 --> 01:11:45,582
Dance with Romeo in
the streets of desire.
830
01:11:45,666 --> 01:11:49,457
We explode with the light.
831
01:11:49,541 --> 01:11:52,207
Burn the dance floor, lad.
832
01:11:52,291 --> 01:11:54,040
Dance, buddy.
833
01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:57,582
Want bangles on your wrist, love?
- Dance, buddy.
834
01:11:57,666 --> 01:12:01,165
Want jewels in your hair, love?
- Dance, buddy.
835
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:06,415
Want anklets around your feet,
love? - Dance, buddy.
836
01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:08,332
Dance, buddy.
837
01:12:08,416 --> 01:12:11,957
Give me bangles on my wrist, love.
- Dance, buddy.
838
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,540
Weave jewels into my hair, love.
- Dance, buddy.
839
01:12:15,625 --> 01:12:20,915
I want anklets around my feet,
love. - Dance, buddy.
840
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,415
Bali. Bali.
841
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:28,915
On a Sundae-Sunday.
842
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,707
Flap your wings, come on, let's fly.
843
01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:35,999
Flap your wings,
let's taste the sky.
844
01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:39,290
Let's set the
streets of Juliet on fire.
845
01:12:39,375 --> 01:12:42,915
Dance with Romeo in
the streets of desire.
846
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,832
We explode with the light.
847
01:12:46,916 --> 01:12:51,332
Burn the dance floor, lad.
- Burn the dance floor, lass.
848
01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:53,207
Dance, buddy.
849
01:12:53,291 --> 01:12:56,707
Want bangles on your wrist, love?
- Dance, buddy.
850
01:12:56,791 --> 01:13:00,332
Want jewels in your hair, love?
- Dance, buddy.
851
01:13:00,416 --> 01:13:05,207
Want anklets around your feet,
love? - Dance, buddy.
852
01:13:05,291 --> 01:13:07,499
Dance, buddy.
853
01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:11,082
Give me bangles on my wrist, love.
- Dance, buddy.
854
01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:14,707
Weave jewels into my hair, love.
- Dance, buddy.
855
01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:20,165
I want anklets around my feet,
love. - Dance, buddy.
856
01:13:21,041 --> 01:13:24,874
Train from Delhi to
Bombay is arriving on..
857
01:13:24,958 --> 01:13:30,832
..platform 36 instead of platform 12
858
01:13:57,875 --> 01:13:59,415
Bombay's really crowded, no?
859
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:01,999
Everyone's here to make
their dreams come true, no?
860
01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:05,040
What's this stench?
Must be fish, no?
861
01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:06,957
Where do you think
fashion shows happen here?
862
01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:08,749
Let's get you into a taxi
863
01:14:09,875 --> 01:14:11,040
And.. you?
864
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,957
I'm going back.
- What!
865
01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:22,749
Look, l don't want to stay
in Bombay. - What do you mean?
866
01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:31,707
I just.. wanted to be really famous.
867
01:14:32,791 --> 01:14:34,165
a name to be reckoned with..
868
01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:36,665
a name in the headlines
869
01:14:39,916 --> 01:14:44,040
Vimmi, for the first
time in my life l think..
870
01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:47,832
..I have a talent no one else has
871
01:14:50,833 --> 01:14:55,457
I realise now, I never was Rakesh.
872
01:14:57,625 --> 01:14:59,207
I've always been Bunty..
873
01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:01,874
I've always enjoyed being him
874
01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:10,665
To tell you the truth, I never
had the perseverance it takes..
875
01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:15,582
to become a Tata or Ambani,
nor the calibre
876
01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:22,207
Anyway, doesn't matter now. I
think I've discovered my destination
877
01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:24,249
And l'm on my way towards it
878
01:15:27,708 --> 01:15:28,957
Look..
879
01:15:30,791 --> 01:15:35,790
this is what I want to do..
880
01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:38,540
all my life, freely
881
01:15:39,916 --> 01:15:45,040
But you please become
a model, a supermodel..
882
01:15:48,041 --> 01:15:52,249
so take care
883
01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:55,832
All this.. you did it all alone?
884
01:15:57,958 --> 01:15:59,999
That's not what l meant.
- Then?
885
01:16:01,375 --> 01:16:04,832
Without you..
- You can't walk one step, you know?
886
01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:10,332
Wants himself in headlines!
Who wants to read about you?
887
01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:15,290
No one's interested in reading
or publishing a Bunty-minus-Babli
888
01:16:16,333 --> 01:16:22,457
Truth is.. without me, you could've
done nothing and you never will
889
01:16:26,041 --> 01:16:27,457
Your taxi..
890
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:29,874
Tell me.. can you?
891
01:16:30,791 --> 01:16:31,999
Yes
892
01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:36,999
No
893
01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:38,707
Can you live without me?
894
01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:40,665
Yes
895
01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:49,040
Then why are you screaming
taxi-taxi? - Because you need to go
896
01:16:49,250 --> 01:16:52,290
Yes..
- So tell me.. where?
897
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,665
Where you want to go
898
01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:12,249
Who says so?
- You or Babli?
899
01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:18,499
What do you think?
- Must be you
900
01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:22,165
So will you do something about it?
901
01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,624
If that's the case then I
must do something about it, no?
902
01:17:31,458 --> 01:17:34,249
What the hell! I didn't mean that
903
01:17:36,125 --> 01:17:39,749
Wasn't me. lt was Bunty.
- Everyone's staring
904
01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:43,415
We're in Bombay.
905
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,332
No one looks at anyone here
906
01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:53,457
Think it over
907
01:17:54,208 --> 01:17:58,999
I won't let you rule
over the bathroom. - Done
908
01:17:59,416 --> 01:18:03,165
No more sleeping alone on
the floor. - Sounds good
909
01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:05,207
What about all the modelling dreams?
910
01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:08,165
That's Vimmi's problem
911
01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:10,832
But you?
912
01:18:13,375 --> 01:18:14,624
I've become Babli
913
01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:16,707
Forever
914
01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:41,749
You know what it's worth?
Not five paise. lt's a fake
915
01:18:54,750 --> 01:18:57,582
Who?
- What?
916
01:18:58,958 --> 01:19:03,332
What's your name?
917
01:19:04,291 --> 01:19:05,832
Mehmood
918
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,290
You're a comedian?
919
01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:12,957
Let's start by making you laugh?
920
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,707
Okay, two jokes for you
921
01:19:18,041 --> 01:19:19,207
One
922
01:19:20,208 --> 01:19:22,665
Mrs and Mr Flea come
out after a matinee show
923
01:19:23,541 --> 01:19:25,540
Mrs Flea says, l'm tired today
924
01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:28,582
Mr Flea says, honey don't worry,
I'll hail us a dog
925
01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:46,790
You are that dog.. the
one they rode for the hike
926
01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:50,457
Now spill it, did you go to
Center One that night or no?
927
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,207
No sir
928
01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:59,249
This here, is my second joke
929
01:20:04,708 --> 01:20:06,124
Where are those two now?
930
01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:09,040
Long time.. gone
931
01:20:11,333 --> 01:20:12,540
Names?
932
01:20:12,625 --> 01:20:15,665
Bunty and Babli
933
01:20:21,375 --> 01:20:22,624
How old are they?
934
01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:25,582
Bunty's around 23-24
935
01:20:27,458 --> 01:20:29,040
Babli is 20-21
936
01:20:29,333 --> 01:20:35,124
She was really sweet, well
mannered and intelligent, sir
937
01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:39,040
Even the boy was
all heart, great guy
938
01:20:39,625 --> 01:20:40,790
That's quite something, sir
939
01:20:40,875 --> 01:20:43,040
No, you asses are quite something
940
01:20:44,541 --> 01:20:46,999
To think that petty criminals..
941
01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:50,999
booked for cheating, misdemeanour,
malfeasance, fraud and perjury..
942
01:20:51,791 --> 01:20:55,415
are quite something
943
01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:58,582
And not just you, the
whole lot of you from..
944
01:20:58,666 --> 01:21:00,082
..this generation is quite something
945
01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:05,415
Right and wrong, good esteem
and bad, good deeds and bad..
946
01:21:05,791 --> 01:21:08,374
you've forgotten
what sets them apart
947
01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:15,999
But I can tell the difference.
948
01:21:17,708 --> 01:21:19,915
And l'm going to teach you fools too
949
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:25,249
The newspapers say that for boys
and girls in schools and colleges..
950
01:21:25,333 --> 01:21:30,540
these two crooks are role models.
- So they want to be role models?
951
01:21:32,791 --> 01:21:33,999
Fine..
952
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,207
then that's what they'll become..
953
01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:47,665
I'll make them a fine example
of a cure for this generation
954
01:21:51,416 --> 01:21:54,207
What did you say their names were?
- Bunty and Babli
955
01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:58,999
This Bunty-Babli
better watch out for me
956
01:22:18,916 --> 01:22:26,082
We'll always place each
other before ourselves
957
01:22:26,791 --> 01:22:27,915
Okay
958
01:22:28,333 --> 01:22:30,915
We'll never ever
break each other's hearts
959
01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:34,499
And if we do so accidentally..
960
01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:36,415
..we won't burst into
tears without warning
961
01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:42,749
Okay, we will never eat or
drink anything without each other
962
01:22:44,291 --> 01:22:46,165
Except early morning tea
963
01:22:46,916 --> 01:22:49,040
You wake up like a queen at
noon I can't wait that long
964
01:22:51,291 --> 01:22:53,540
We'll give each other the
same amount of love forever
965
01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:56,124
Why? We can give more! I'll
love you even more tomorrow..
966
01:22:56,625 --> 01:23:01,665
more the day after and so much
more the day after the day after
967
01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:07,415
We'll cut off all ties with
those who don't understand us
968
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:11,582
Except our parents.
- Your parents
969
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,540
We'll be Bunty-Babli
for the rest of our lives
970
01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:21,665
And we'll live out all our dreams.
- Except..
971
01:23:22,750 --> 01:23:25,915
Except?
- Leave that to me
972
01:23:26,666 --> 01:23:27,832
Okay
973
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:34,457
Oye Rakesh just married!
974
01:23:53,625 --> 01:23:54,832
Look..
975
01:23:55,708 --> 01:24:00,832
right at the outset of this marriage
I want to tell you all about my past
976
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:04,999
I don't want any issues later
977
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:12,832
In school, when I was in Class Two,
978
01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:17,207
Mukesh used to sit behind me
979
01:24:18,375 --> 01:24:21,582
He used to tug at my plaits
980
01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:31,832
And you know.. it used to
make me giggle like crazy
981
01:24:32,958 --> 01:24:35,415
These boys are all scoundrels
982
01:24:36,791 --> 01:24:41,249
They'll try their luck
with every cute girl
983
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:44,582
How true
984
01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:51,249
How lucky I am, you
aren't like those boys
985
01:24:52,666 --> 01:24:57,124
Rakesh.. you're such a good boy
986
01:24:57,208 --> 01:24:58,957
Sweet boy
987
01:25:02,958 --> 01:25:05,999
So.. what I was saying was..
988
01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:12,832
..now that you are my wife..
989
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:19,124
my mate in joy and sorrow..
990
01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:23,165
for all my days to come..
991
01:25:25,083 --> 01:25:29,749
and nights.. understand?
992
01:25:40,666 --> 01:25:43,165
Asleep? On your wedding night!
993
01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:58,874
This world we live in
has two kinds of people..
994
01:26:00,916 --> 01:26:07,249
those who aren't
married and those who are
995
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:10,624
So?
996
01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:13,915
So you belong to the latter, no?
997
01:26:16,333 --> 01:26:17,624
So?
998
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,707
So marry me now you fool
999
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:04,665
Look, above me..
1000
01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:13,624
..the sky's soared away.
1001
01:27:20,416 --> 01:27:28,749
Look, above me, the
sky's soared away.
1002
01:27:28,833 --> 01:27:46,040
I see my skies breaking free
of the earth at the horizon..
1003
01:27:46,125 --> 01:27:49,874
soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit..
1004
01:27:49,958 --> 01:27:53,290
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
1005
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:58,040
soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit..
1006
01:27:58,083 --> 01:28:01,332
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
1007
01:28:02,166 --> 01:28:06,374
soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit..
1008
01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:09,374
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
1009
01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:17,832
Look, see what I see,
the earth afloat..
1010
01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:26,165
..earth dissolving in water
gushing from who knows where.
1011
01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:35,165
Then my sky breaks free of
the earth at the horizon
1012
01:28:35,250 --> 01:28:39,207
soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit..
1013
01:28:39,291 --> 01:28:42,082
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
1014
01:28:43,250 --> 01:28:47,415
soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit..
1015
01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:50,582
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
1016
01:29:25,791 --> 01:29:33,915
No consciousness of what I am
I have no sense of what I'll be
1017
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:41,957
This time now seems unreal
This can't be happening to me
1018
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:50,165
You slowly dissolve in
me I slowly fade into you
1019
01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:59,249
Our feet stop and our paths shift.
1020
01:30:00,583 --> 01:30:08,874
The sky rolls over
on its bed of clouds.
1021
01:30:08,958 --> 01:30:16,665
The sky will melt and
pelt the earth with rain.
1022
01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:25,332
The earth dips its
toes in the water.
1023
01:30:25,416 --> 01:30:33,124
It just might stumble to its
feet and start strolling around.
1024
01:30:34,125 --> 01:30:38,124
Soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit.
1025
01:30:38,208 --> 01:30:41,040
Soft, slow, tip-toeing, love.
1026
01:30:42,291 --> 01:30:46,457
Soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit.
1027
01:30:46,541 --> 01:30:49,374
Soft, slow, tip-toeing, love.
1028
01:31:26,750 --> 01:31:34,832
Say the word, and I stop.
Say the word, and I move.
1029
01:31:34,916 --> 01:31:39,249
If this is
obsession that consumes me,
1030
01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:43,249
let it set the
yardstick for obsession.
1031
01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:51,207
Say the word, and I stop.
Say the word, and I move.
1032
01:31:51,291 --> 01:32:00,165
A stranger to my destinations,
I go where you want me to.
1033
01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:09,957
Look, above me, the
sky's soared away.
1034
01:32:10,041 --> 01:32:17,915
I see the sky breaking free
of the earth at the horizon.
1035
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:26,165
Look, see what I see,
the earth afloat..
1036
01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:34,624
..earth dissolving in water
gushing from who knows where.
1037
01:32:35,166 --> 01:32:39,249
soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit..
1038
01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:42,457
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
1039
01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:47,332
soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit..
1040
01:32:47,416 --> 01:32:50,582
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
1041
01:32:51,458 --> 01:32:55,665
soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit..
1042
01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:59,124
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
1043
01:32:59,750 --> 01:33:03,790
soft, slow, on tip-toe
bit by thieving bit..
1044
01:33:03,875 --> 01:33:07,040
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
1045
01:33:11,916 --> 01:33:19,082
Babli is Bunty's and Bunty is Babli's
Each other's forever they'll be
1046
01:33:20,041 --> 01:33:24,874
Babli is Bunty's
and Bunty is Babli's.
1047
01:33:24,958 --> 01:33:29,665
Each other's forever..
- They'll be
1048
01:33:35,083 --> 01:33:39,332
They began their lives.. in small
sleepy towns, towns they detested
1049
01:33:40,416 --> 01:33:45,207
So they popped up in big cities
doing the kind of things I detested
1050
01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:51,290
Not for poverty, need or
misfortune. Only for fun
1051
01:33:52,333 --> 01:33:55,999
Turning to crime for fun? I'd
never ever heard that before
1052
01:33:56,916 --> 01:34:00,374
News of Bunty-Babli's capers
poured in from all quarters..
1053
01:34:00,458 --> 01:34:04,582
dripping into my ears
like red hot molten iron
1054
01:34:06,083 --> 01:34:07,415
Girls and boys in
schools and colleges..
1055
01:34:07,500 --> 01:34:08,999
..began to idolize
them as new age heroes
1056
01:34:12,375 --> 01:34:13,790
Constantly breathing
down their necks..
1057
01:34:13,875 --> 01:34:15,707
..I even started
to think like them..
1058
01:34:16,208 --> 01:34:20,457
what next, their next sharp turn?
My hunches were hitting bull's eye..
1059
01:34:22,166 --> 01:34:26,832
and I was inching closer to
them with every passing day
1060
01:34:28,083 --> 01:34:33,124
They took their infamy for success
and quickly jumped from cons to scams
1061
01:34:33,458 --> 01:34:37,749
Scams no one had ever
heard of or imagined before
1062
01:34:41,958 --> 01:34:45,040
Okay, how about Kerala?
- Too hot
1063
01:34:45,125 --> 01:34:48,040
Manali?
- No, it is too cold
1064
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:51,290
Jaipur?
- It's too dusty
1065
01:34:51,375 --> 01:34:54,957
Ladakh?
- It's too lonely, Harry
1066
01:34:55,041 --> 01:34:58,999
How many times am I gonna tell you,
it's a damn historical monument..
1067
01:34:59,041 --> 01:35:02,040
not a hotel which I can rent
1068
01:35:02,125 --> 01:35:05,207
That's your problem Harry,
you said if we came to India..
1069
01:35:05,291 --> 01:35:09,540
I could get married wherever
I want. This is what I want
1070
01:35:09,625 --> 01:35:11,624
You are impossible
1071
01:35:11,708 --> 01:35:14,124
Am I.. I am?
- Yes
1072
01:35:14,208 --> 01:35:18,332
Really? Fine!
- Yes
1073
01:35:31,125 --> 01:35:34,707
Do you see what I see?
- I'm not blind
1074
01:35:34,791 --> 01:35:37,999
Do you hear what I hear?
- I'm not deaf
1075
01:35:38,416 --> 01:35:40,582
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
1076
01:35:40,916 --> 01:35:44,207
I'm no mind reader. Get to the point
1077
01:35:48,083 --> 01:35:53,249
Protesters.. thirty. Taxi drivers?
- Four
1078
01:35:53,708 --> 01:35:57,165
School children?
- Twenty. With one teacher
1079
01:35:58,916 --> 01:36:00,957
Newspaper?
- Agra Times
1080
01:36:02,416 --> 01:36:05,290
Minister's office.
- Very good!
1081
01:36:05,750 --> 01:36:10,832
And a wedding bash.
- Oye Rakesh! A first round knockout
1082
01:36:14,875 --> 01:36:18,082
I want to marry there Harry,
not put it in my living room
1083
01:36:18,166 --> 01:36:20,374
I told you it's not possible Kate
1084
01:36:21,250 --> 01:36:23,165
Selling Taj..
- Never, never
1085
01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:24,999
Government don't be..
- Clever clever
1086
01:36:25,041 --> 01:36:26,832
Selling Taj..
- Never, never
1087
01:36:26,916 --> 01:36:28,707
Government don't be..
- Clever clever
1088
01:36:28,791 --> 01:36:30,540
Selling Taj..
- Never, never
1089
01:36:30,625 --> 01:36:32,707
Government don't be..
- Clever clever
1090
01:36:32,791 --> 01:36:36,790
My car.. Mercedes.. Mercedes..
- Mercedes stuck in traffic jam
1091
01:36:37,833 --> 01:36:40,499
Students protesting Taj sale.
- What sale?
1092
01:36:40,583 --> 01:36:43,790
The Taj is on sale. Sir this
is my Mercedes. Please sit
1093
01:36:44,916 --> 01:36:48,332
Please sir.. the
government is selling the Taj.
1094
01:36:50,375 --> 01:36:52,082
We won't let them sell it
1095
01:37:01,708 --> 01:37:03,624
Extremely sorry sir, I apologise
1096
01:37:03,708 --> 01:37:05,582
Today's newspaper sir?
1097
01:37:08,833 --> 01:37:10,374
Thank you so much, sir
1098
01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:22,582
Is the Taj Mahal really
up for sale? - Yes sir
1099
01:37:22,666 --> 01:37:23,915
By who?
1100
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:27,124
By him, sir
1101
01:37:29,708 --> 01:37:31,040
Excuse me
1102
01:37:32,125 --> 01:37:35,332
Hold on
1103
01:37:42,958 --> 01:37:47,665
No sir, it is not possible. We cannot
sell Taj Mahal to a foreigner
1104
01:37:50,250 --> 01:37:51,957
Even if the price is high?
1105
01:37:53,333 --> 01:37:56,165
No price is too high for Taj Mahal
1106
01:37:57,333 --> 01:37:59,749
How about 100 million dollars?
- No sir
1107
01:37:59,833 --> 01:38:02,124
150 million.
- No sir
1108
01:38:04,166 --> 01:38:09,249
175 million.
- Sir, I told you, it's not possible
1109
01:38:09,333 --> 01:38:11,582
200 million.
1110
01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:17,082
Well.. 250 million
1111
01:38:25,916 --> 01:38:27,707
Why don't you speak with her?
1112
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,290
Who?
1113
01:38:33,583 --> 01:38:35,040
Phoolsakhi'ji
1114
01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:38,040
Who is Phoolsakhi'ji?
1115
01:38:38,083 --> 01:38:39,624
Phoolsakhi'ji
1116
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:45,415
Minister in charge of purchase
and selling of the Taj Mahal
1117
01:38:55,166 --> 01:38:57,290
Where's the typist?
She's down with viral fever.
1118
01:38:57,375 --> 01:38:58,915
We're getting another typist
1119
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:02,124
Get her quickly. - l'll be
in the office all day today
1120
01:39:02,208 --> 01:39:03,707
Let's pack in as much
corruption as we can today
1121
01:39:03,791 --> 01:39:06,332
Of course.
- The typist is here madam'ji
1122
01:39:09,958 --> 01:39:11,165
Sit
1123
01:39:16,166 --> 01:39:20,249
My niece's doctoral thesis. I
want it typed out by this evening
1124
01:39:27,166 --> 01:39:34,624
Of course, it's me. Go on What..
1125
01:39:35,291 --> 01:39:36,915
I'm coming right away
1126
01:39:37,000 --> 01:39:39,790
What's the matter ma'am?
- Riot outside my house! Hurry
1127
01:39:40,708 --> 01:39:43,332
You keep typing I'll
be back in an hour
1128
01:40:08,041 --> 01:40:13,165
How long have you been in
government? - Not very long
1129
01:40:16,708 --> 01:40:20,832
And the minister?
- Not very long either
1130
01:40:26,958 --> 01:40:29,082
Sir..
1131
01:40:29,500 --> 01:40:31,207
You brought the other money?
1132
01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:38,999
I can't believe! Someone is
actually selling the Taj Mahal
1133
01:40:41,916 --> 01:40:45,040
Nor can I believe!
Someone is actually buying
1134
01:40:46,250 --> 01:40:47,999
This ass is going to get kicked
1135
01:40:48,041 --> 01:40:49,957
Crowshit on your egghead
1136
01:40:57,666 --> 01:40:59,249
He'll be crying for help in two days
1137
01:41:05,208 --> 01:41:07,415
How do I look?
- Very fine
1138
01:41:27,750 --> 01:41:28,749
How are you madam?
1139
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:31,207
Would you believe l've
been dying to see you?
1140
01:41:33,083 --> 01:41:36,665
Madam, this is Mr. Harry Epstein
1141
01:41:36,791 --> 01:41:38,957
He wants to buy the Taj Mahal
1142
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,457
Exactly
1143
01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:43,415
I'm not selling
1144
01:41:45,666 --> 01:41:48,290
But madam, we had a deal..
- Why are you late?
1145
01:41:48,666 --> 01:41:50,457
But ma'am.. Shut up
1146
01:41:50,958 --> 01:41:53,540
So you can't sell
the Taj Mahal to me?
1147
01:41:55,625 --> 01:41:57,749
It's all a big mistake
1148
01:41:58,583 --> 01:42:00,999
And you have wasted my time
1149
01:42:02,666 --> 01:42:03,832
One minute
1150
01:42:07,875 --> 01:42:14,915
I said l can't sell the Taj Mahal but
it doesn't mean you can't have it
1151
01:42:15,416 --> 01:42:16,999
I don't understand
1152
01:42:20,166 --> 01:42:22,957
You can lease it on rent
1153
01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:27,624
For how long?
1154
01:42:28,375 --> 01:42:30,415
Five years
1155
01:42:30,875 --> 01:42:33,040
Ten Ten?
1156
01:42:34,916 --> 01:42:39,415
Lease document ready for five.
interested, not interested?
1157
01:42:39,708 --> 01:42:42,040
Interested, interested
1158
01:42:53,125 --> 01:42:57,540
Why are you protesting?
- Because we have grievances
1159
01:42:57,666 --> 01:43:01,790
What grievances?
- Meet our demands or else
1160
01:43:02,250 --> 01:43:03,707
What demands?
1161
01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:07,040
The revolution..
- Long live the revolution
1162
01:43:07,083 --> 01:43:09,749
Never mind that, but
what are your demands?
1163
01:43:10,125 --> 01:43:11,582
Down with tyranny
1164
01:43:11,666 --> 01:43:12,624
Whose?
- Every tyrant's
1165
01:43:12,750 --> 01:43:14,207
Five years
1166
01:43:14,750 --> 01:43:17,499
All Harry Epstein's
1167
01:43:18,541 --> 01:43:23,707
For a price of 250 million dollars.
- Good doing business with you
1168
01:43:28,250 --> 01:43:36,332
And here is your fee 5
million Rupees, cash
1169
01:43:36,416 --> 01:43:39,374
Tell me your demands.
- Quit lndia
1170
01:43:39,500 --> 01:43:41,207
Quit India, quit India
1171
01:43:41,458 --> 01:43:45,207
Quit India? - State your
demands or I'll arrest you
1172
01:43:45,541 --> 01:43:49,999
We demand that Ms Kalasakhi..
- But I'm Phoolsakhi!
1173
01:43:50,250 --> 01:43:53,249
Tell them!
- You've got the address wrong
1174
01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:55,415
She is Ms Phoolsakhi. Now get out.
1175
01:43:55,541 --> 01:44:01,540
Okay. Sorry. Fine. Relax. Don't mind
1176
01:44:06,125 --> 01:44:08,082
Okay then, goodbye.
- Thank you madam
1177
01:44:08,291 --> 01:44:09,415
See you.
- Namaste
1178
01:44:09,541 --> 01:44:12,624
Which country are you from?
- Oh, all of them
1179
01:44:13,583 --> 01:44:15,374
Your guests should be here soon
1180
01:44:17,416 --> 01:44:19,040
Goodbye
1181
01:44:21,291 --> 01:44:23,374
What happened to this elevator?
- Could be stuck somewhere
1182
01:44:26,666 --> 01:44:27,790
It's coming.
- Let's go
1183
01:44:27,875 --> 01:44:29,082
Finished?
- Nearly
1184
01:45:17,833 --> 01:45:20,915
It sure is nice of Mr. Bunty to throw
us this wonderful wedding party
1185
01:45:22,208 --> 01:45:26,415
And you! Thank you,
it's a dream come true
1186
01:45:31,875 --> 01:45:33,374
Not possible
1187
01:45:33,583 --> 01:45:37,624
What do you mean not-possible,
I own the Taj Mahal
1188
01:45:37,833 --> 01:45:40,957
Is he nuts? He says
he owns the Taj Mahal!
1189
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:43,957
Poor thing, God can
really be cruel sometimes
1190
01:45:45,166 --> 01:45:49,832
Open the gate before I
fire you.. dismiss you
1191
01:45:50,041 --> 01:45:52,957
Dismiss? He says
he'll get us dismissed
1192
01:45:53,250 --> 01:45:56,040
Doctor? You need one?
We call doctor?
1193
01:45:56,083 --> 01:46:00,290
No doctor! You talk to Mr. Bunty
1194
01:46:00,833 --> 01:46:02,665
He wants some Bunty fellow
1195
01:46:03,333 --> 01:46:05,832
What Bunty? Hey wait a
minute are they Bunty and Babli?
1196
01:46:42,208 --> 01:46:43,207
So finally you arrive!
1197
01:46:43,958 --> 01:46:47,290
They sold the Taj and scooted while
you stood by and watched it happen?
1198
01:46:47,791 --> 01:46:51,374
Tomorrow when you sell it
again l'll still be left watching
1199
01:46:51,666 --> 01:46:53,999
What!
- Look madam..
1200
01:46:55,916 --> 01:46:57,665
a bull doesn't budge until
he sees red in his face..
1201
01:46:57,750 --> 01:47:00,915
..and it takes a scam to prod me
into action. l just got the news, no?
1202
01:47:01,125 --> 01:47:03,999
That's no way to talk.
- Really? And how did they talk?
1203
01:47:04,541 --> 01:47:09,624
Go on, file your report about
descriptions, characteristics
1204
01:47:10,500 --> 01:47:12,207
Stop staring at me and do it
1205
01:47:17,916 --> 01:47:21,999
No one could've pulled off this
caper without the help of insiders
1206
01:47:22,291 --> 01:47:24,874
Who could it be?
- Could've been you, madam
1207
01:47:25,666 --> 01:47:27,707
You left her alone in
the room at a perfect time
1208
01:47:29,000 --> 01:47:33,999
Corruption happens at the top floor.
1209
01:47:34,708 --> 01:47:38,499
But one has to climb
from the ground floor
1210
01:47:40,166 --> 01:47:44,999
There's a saying amongst us
policemen. Orderlies make more..
1211
01:47:45,125 --> 01:47:48,207
..under the table
1212
01:47:52,875 --> 01:47:53,999
See son..
1213
01:47:55,208 --> 01:47:57,540
you shouldn't have
gone to the wedding..
1214
01:47:58,583 --> 01:48:02,165
..that too in a new car. Getting it?
1215
01:48:11,625 --> 01:48:15,249
Hey trumpet.
- Yes sir?
1216
01:48:15,625 --> 01:48:16,999
What's the most
requested song nowadays?
1217
01:48:19,291 --> 01:48:23,249
Babu'ji, slow it down now
1218
01:48:25,166 --> 01:48:26,415
Stand up here
1219
01:48:29,166 --> 01:48:30,499
Play
1220
01:48:40,791 --> 01:48:43,665
I heard you took an
American to his wedding altar
1221
01:48:48,541 --> 01:48:49,499
No sir
1222
01:48:50,458 --> 01:48:55,040
I know their names. I
want to know where they are
1223
01:49:02,625 --> 01:49:06,999
Harry says, he was so smooth,
and convincing. Harry's no fool
1224
01:49:07,500 --> 01:49:09,124
And you believed?
- I did
1225
01:49:09,458 --> 01:49:13,499
It was in the Times of lndia.
- All newspapers say..
1226
01:49:13,583 --> 01:49:16,124
all Americans have sex
all the day, I believe?
1227
01:49:17,416 --> 01:49:22,624
Don't look at it, you
hear me? Don't look at it
1228
01:49:22,875 --> 01:49:26,040
Sir how about leaving? What
can we possibly get to know here?
1229
01:49:26,291 --> 01:49:28,957
Here you learn to what
lengths a man can go..
1230
01:49:29,000 --> 01:49:31,457
..for the smallest of things
1231
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:35,999
Get the serial numbers
of the currency that..
1232
01:49:36,083 --> 01:49:37,540
..he withdrew from his bank
1233
01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:40,332
Tell me joke
1234
01:49:41,125 --> 01:49:41,790
Non-veg
1235
01:49:55,666 --> 01:50:00,249
Tired of turning wheels? Now
watch how the wheels of fortune turn
1236
01:50:00,708 --> 01:50:06,415
I didn't see a thing. What can
I say? I'm a simple honest man
1237
01:50:06,625 --> 01:50:12,207
God! This one turns out to be
honest! Wheel back that car..
1238
01:50:13,083 --> 01:50:16,624
go on.. back out..
1239
01:50:17,166 --> 01:50:20,082
go away, far away
1240
01:50:20,916 --> 01:50:22,790
There. Stop
1241
01:50:23,291 --> 01:50:27,040
The longer the distance, the
more it looks like an accident
1242
01:50:27,083 --> 01:50:31,207
Don't move or l'll shoot.
- Sir, what are you saying?
1243
01:50:32,416 --> 01:50:35,915
I told you! I saw nothing.
- No one's ever seen..
1244
01:50:36,041 --> 01:50:38,040
what's about to happen right now
1245
01:50:39,250 --> 01:50:42,374
Come on, slam the car.
- No.. please
1246
01:50:42,500 --> 01:50:47,082
Slam him. - Please! No.. I saw,
I saw! I saw everything
1247
01:50:47,166 --> 01:50:48,415
Turn off the engine
1248
01:50:48,916 --> 01:50:51,040
Stand straight
1249
01:50:52,666 --> 01:50:59,790
See no evil. Speak no evil. Hear no
evil but if you can profit, grab it
1250
01:51:00,333 --> 01:51:02,499
Gandhi'ji would've come
here personally to whack you..
1251
01:51:02,583 --> 01:51:04,124
..for being so honest
1252
01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:09,374
Who else was in it with them?
Go on, give him every detail
1253
01:51:09,958 --> 01:51:13,957
What's wrong? Why are you sulking?
You're upset with me?
1254
01:51:14,250 --> 01:51:18,457
Moron, the Taj got sold, not
your taxi. Like some nuts?
1255
01:51:19,041 --> 01:51:19,499
No?
- Suit yourself
1256
01:51:19,625 --> 01:51:24,249
There was no corner of the country
Bunty and Babli hadn't been to
1257
01:51:24,500 --> 01:51:28,582
And every newspaper was
cheering their ingenuity
1258
01:51:28,958 --> 01:51:33,457
But I was dying to
see them behind bars
1259
01:51:36,500 --> 01:51:38,332
No there's no
mistake about this order.
1260
01:51:38,416 --> 01:51:39,707
Your assignment is being changed
1261
01:51:40,041 --> 01:51:44,082
But I've completely
committed myself to the case
1262
01:51:44,750 --> 01:51:47,415
Bunty-Babli's case is being
assigned to the federal agencies
1263
01:51:47,500 --> 01:51:49,415
To whom?
- Federal investigation
1264
01:51:49,791 --> 01:51:50,999
God
1265
01:51:52,250 --> 01:51:54,415
Our politicians have become honest?
1266
01:51:54,666 --> 01:51:56,457
The feds have time
for Bunty and Babli?
1267
01:51:56,708 --> 01:51:59,374
They have your sympathies?
- Not those two
1268
01:51:59,458 --> 01:52:04,707
My sympathies are with the feds.
- You think the feds can't get them?
1269
01:52:04,916 --> 01:52:08,915
Why?
- Because they can't think like them
1270
01:52:09,125 --> 01:52:10,957
And you can?
1271
01:52:11,333 --> 01:52:14,082
I'm beginning to feel
we're related somehow
1272
01:52:17,041 --> 01:52:21,999
From tomorrow, you're taking
charge of the gold at the airport
1273
01:52:27,750 --> 01:52:28,832
Very well sir
1274
01:52:29,750 --> 01:52:31,249
You're the boss
1275
01:52:32,083 --> 01:52:34,582
I'll take charge of
hell if you want me to
1276
01:52:35,041 --> 01:52:37,957
Anyway what's the score?
- What?
1277
01:52:38,833 --> 01:52:40,874
I found myself a
night-watchman's job.
1278
01:52:41,125 --> 01:52:42,874
This is how I got to bide my time
1279
01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:46,082
Dashrath Singh..
1280
01:52:48,083 --> 01:52:51,790
If there's anybody who'll lay a
finger on Bunty and Babli, it's me
1281
01:53:06,125 --> 01:53:10,040
You find this funny? You can
do this yourself the next time
1282
01:53:10,208 --> 01:53:12,249
I won't be able to do
this even if I tried, love
1283
01:53:13,333 --> 01:53:15,999
But you can make a
mockery of those who do?
1284
01:53:16,583 --> 01:53:22,457
Ok, I'm sorry - What idiot
could've made you a father
1285
01:53:24,208 --> 01:53:25,457
You
1286
01:53:29,416 --> 01:53:32,790
One rum, large
1287
01:53:33,125 --> 01:53:35,582
You don't need to pay sir
1288
01:53:35,833 --> 01:53:38,207
Did I mention I'm a policeman?
- Hear me out, sir
1289
01:53:38,541 --> 01:53:41,749
The gentleman out there is
hosting food and drinks..
1290
01:53:41,833 --> 01:53:43,290
..for all guests tonight
1291
01:53:43,583 --> 01:53:46,457
Who?
- The man in black
1292
01:53:46,916 --> 01:53:48,749
They're buying this restaurant
1293
01:53:49,041 --> 01:53:53,290
No way. We're picking up
the tab for everyone tonight
1294
01:53:53,375 --> 01:53:56,332
Not tonight. Tomorrow
1295
01:53:56,833 --> 01:54:00,665
From tomorrow, this hotel is
yours to do as you please.
1296
01:54:00,958 --> 01:54:03,415
But tonight's on me
1297
01:54:03,916 --> 01:54:12,082
Friends, cocktails and
dinner for everyone on the house
1298
01:54:15,208 --> 01:54:17,082
Vodka
- Yes Sir.
1299
01:54:18,791 --> 01:54:19,832
Vodka.
1300
01:54:20,791 --> 01:54:21,457
Whiskey
1301
01:54:23,291 --> 01:54:25,624
Cocktail?
- Sir.
1302
01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:27,957
Gin
- Okay.
1303
01:54:30,500 --> 01:54:31,499
Gin.
1304
01:54:31,708 --> 01:54:32,790
Rum
1305
01:54:34,583 --> 01:54:36,290
Flying to the moon?
1306
01:54:37,916 --> 01:54:40,499
You're selling the tickets?
1307
01:54:41,333 --> 01:54:42,957
You've just bought
yourself a one-way ticket
1308
01:54:45,166 --> 01:54:49,082
I don't believe much in
buying tickets but yes..
1309
01:54:49,166 --> 01:54:52,665
..I do want to fly to the moon
1310
01:54:53,125 --> 01:54:54,207
You're a man in a hurry?
1311
01:54:55,791 --> 01:54:57,332
Somewhat
1312
01:54:59,458 --> 01:55:02,540
There's this one place in
which men-in-a-hurry usually end up
1313
01:55:09,000 --> 01:55:10,832
You see..
- What?
1314
01:55:12,416 --> 01:55:16,707
This world we live in
has two kinds of people
1315
01:55:16,958 --> 01:55:20,124
I see.
- One, the kind that listens
1316
01:55:20,791 --> 01:55:26,790
And the kind that talks.
I belong to the latter
1317
01:55:29,500 --> 01:55:35,207
So sure of yourself?
What do you do? - Cleaning
1318
01:55:38,250 --> 01:55:41,499
I'm in the cleaning business.
We clean out places
1319
01:55:42,166 --> 01:55:44,999
What kind of places?
- Any kind
1320
01:55:46,500 --> 01:55:51,665
So you like tidy places?
- No, I like tidy sums of money
1321
01:55:55,041 --> 01:55:59,249
Interesting man. Where
are you from? - Allahabad
1322
01:55:59,875 --> 01:56:03,332
Aha, you look that type
1323
01:56:03,833 --> 01:56:05,624
Sir, one more large?
1324
01:56:06,875 --> 01:56:08,707
Bring it on then
1325
01:56:10,375 --> 01:56:12,749
What's happening here?
1326
01:56:12,833 --> 01:56:17,374
You're smoking in front of your
baby? - How the hell can he see me?
1327
01:56:17,500 --> 01:56:19,957
Babies know everything.
- How can they know everything?
1328
01:56:20,000 --> 01:56:21,165
Stop it
1329
01:56:22,291 --> 01:56:26,665
I get the feeling l'm her baby
1330
01:56:27,250 --> 01:56:28,874
And he who is he?
1331
01:56:29,000 --> 01:56:30,415
I.. am..
- He is..
1332
01:56:30,541 --> 01:56:33,165
Whoever, doesn't matter. Come on
1333
01:56:33,250 --> 01:56:37,124
Women.. are like this only. -
How and how do you think women are?
1334
01:56:37,875 --> 01:56:42,457
Oye, don't stoke my anger.
- Hello, what's happening here?
1335
01:56:42,791 --> 01:56:46,915
A fight can't you see?
- That I can, but why?
1336
01:56:47,208 --> 01:56:51,665
Private matters of husband-wife!
How meddlesome
1337
01:56:51,791 --> 01:56:53,624
Please stub that out
1338
01:56:53,958 --> 01:56:56,332
You look like a long lost father!
1339
01:56:56,583 --> 01:56:58,165
Ought to be setting
an example for him
1340
01:56:58,583 --> 01:57:02,082
And you better come along. I'm
checking out the rooms in this hotel
1341
01:57:03,250 --> 01:57:04,832
Don't take too long
1342
01:57:08,291 --> 01:57:11,082
Don't come back in an hour or two.
1343
01:57:11,291 --> 01:57:12,790
Spoilt the mood for
no rhyme or reason
1344
01:57:13,625 --> 01:57:15,915
You seem to be much fallen-in-love
1345
01:57:19,708 --> 01:57:24,207
You've never fallen.. in love?
1346
01:57:29,250 --> 01:57:30,915
Once, a little
1347
01:57:32,208 --> 01:57:33,707
What?
1348
01:57:34,916 --> 01:57:36,540
A little
1349
01:57:41,291 --> 01:57:47,457
In a summer of Delhi I came upon her
1350
01:57:48,541 --> 01:57:52,832
Every single day on bus number 481 ..
1351
01:57:53,625 --> 01:57:55,665
I would fall all over myself
to vacate the ladies' seat..
1352
01:57:55,750 --> 01:57:58,957
and she would sit down
with the sweetest smile
1353
01:58:02,125 --> 01:58:04,999
For a whole year..
- You never spoke?
1354
01:58:05,625 --> 01:58:11,832
When our eyes were saying so much
how could words dare to interfere?
1355
01:58:14,541 --> 01:58:15,624
But..
1356
01:58:17,958 --> 01:58:20,832
I can shower her
with gifts, can't l?
1357
01:58:21,208 --> 01:58:26,957
So every week, I'd fall over
myself to give her my gift
1358
01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:28,707
And she..
- Would smile?
1359
01:58:28,791 --> 01:58:30,374
And take it
- Yes.
1360
01:58:30,708 --> 01:58:34,874
And l'm sure that one day, in return
for all my gifts she would give me..
1361
01:58:35,000 --> 01:58:41,124
that one big gift I've been waiting
for. - So did the gift arrive?
1362
01:58:41,250 --> 01:58:43,040
Winter arrived
1363
01:58:45,750 --> 01:58:47,582
On the 21st of December..
1364
01:58:48,375 --> 01:58:52,957
wrapped in a maroon
shawl and a warm smile..
1365
01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:55,999
she stepped into the bus. Radiance
on her face and in her hands..
1366
01:58:56,083 --> 01:59:02,915
a Golden Bakery box.
Inside that box..
1367
01:59:03,458 --> 01:59:09,249
were the world's most
beautiful heart shaped.. you know..
1368
01:59:11,333 --> 01:59:13,665
heart-shaped pastries
1369
01:59:13,750 --> 01:59:15,249
Wow!
- Yes.
1370
01:59:16,541 --> 01:59:20,832
And then for the
first time in a year..
1371
01:59:22,875 --> 01:59:26,374
she spoke her first words to me
1372
01:59:31,916 --> 01:59:33,749
Please..
1373
01:59:35,000 --> 01:59:39,207
would you distribute these
pastries to all the passengers
1374
01:59:39,291 --> 01:59:41,999
I just got engaged
1375
01:59:49,208 --> 01:59:50,165
Sorry.
1376
01:59:50,250 --> 01:59:52,290
Ei handsome
- Yes!
1377
01:59:54,208 --> 01:59:55,957
What happened?
1378
02:00:19,541 --> 02:00:21,040
She's calling you
1379
02:00:22,791 --> 02:00:24,082
Who is?
1380
02:00:24,416 --> 02:00:27,749
Tonight's your night
1381
02:00:31,583 --> 02:00:37,332
Those pangs you feel in
your heart have pained me too
1382
02:00:39,333 --> 02:00:43,915
Why not drown our pains tonight?
1383
02:00:45,250 --> 02:00:46,874
Nice
1384
02:00:54,666 --> 02:01:01,832
Rare are those moments
in life when desire calls
1385
02:01:04,583 --> 02:01:08,915
Come into my arms, or
come and slit my throat
1386
02:01:21,458 --> 02:01:23,082
Oh forget it..
1387
02:01:23,458 --> 02:01:26,749
this give and take of
hearts takes a lot of heart..
1388
02:01:26,833 --> 02:01:32,707
and doing it so boldly for the world
to see.. it's a woman's art you see
1389
02:01:33,541 --> 02:01:36,582
In this winning and losing
of hearts what are men worth?
1390
02:01:40,333 --> 02:01:46,540
His ruthless gaze..
1391
02:01:47,000 --> 02:01:53,082
tore up the street.. took me apart
1392
02:01:53,833 --> 02:02:05,290
It ran a razor's edge down
the willing side of my heart
1393
02:02:07,458 --> 02:02:13,790
Wow! Wow!
1394
02:02:45,125 --> 02:02:48,707
I fall to restless pieces..
1395
02:02:50,291 --> 02:02:53,582
don't look at me that way
1396
02:02:55,333 --> 02:03:00,374
I fall to restless pieces,
don't look at me that way
1397
02:03:00,458 --> 02:03:10,832
A townful of men in ruin
surrenders to what I say
1398
02:03:10,916 --> 02:03:16,082
I fall to restless pieces,
don't look at me that way
1399
02:03:16,166 --> 02:03:21,290
A townful of men in ruin
surrenders to what I say
1400
02:03:21,375 --> 02:03:27,707
I stretch with desire,
I take my bow
1401
02:03:27,791 --> 02:03:30,749
I stretch with desire..
1402
02:03:30,833 --> 02:03:32,082
come touch me now
1403
02:03:32,166 --> 02:03:39,915
Night eyes..
1404
02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:44,790
night eyes.. your night eyes..
1405
02:03:55,291 --> 02:04:00,749
The moon sleeps
inside those night eyes
1406
02:04:00,875 --> 02:04:06,290
Night eyes, your night eyes
Night falls inside those night eyes
1407
02:04:34,958 --> 02:04:38,624
These sighs you swore,
wrote them in kohl
1408
02:04:40,250 --> 02:04:44,582
Come to life inside these eyes
1409
02:04:44,666 --> 02:04:49,957
That kiss you left
on my handkerchief
1410
02:04:50,625 --> 02:04:54,582
I knot it until it dies
1411
02:04:55,250 --> 02:04:57,874
Oh your words are
wisps from incense bowls
1412
02:04:57,958 --> 02:05:00,540
You waft in lazy
like the warm wind rolls
1413
02:05:00,625 --> 02:05:03,249
Oh your words are
wisps from incense bowls
1414
02:05:03,375 --> 02:05:06,207
You waft in lazy
like the warm wind rolls
1415
02:05:06,291 --> 02:05:10,749
I bow, I stretch.. come touch me
1416
02:05:10,833 --> 02:05:21,624
I stretch with desire,
I take my bow
1417
02:05:21,708 --> 02:05:44,999
night eyes.. your night eyes..
1418
02:05:45,041 --> 02:05:50,165
Night eyes, my night eyes
You're a shadow inside my night eyes
1419
02:05:50,250 --> 02:05:55,790
night eyes.. your night eyes..
1420
02:06:24,583 --> 02:06:33,040
Ask private questions, brook no lies
1421
02:06:35,083 --> 02:06:39,332
Hide under those veil-like lids
1422
02:06:40,333 --> 02:06:44,040
The curtains behind which she shies
1423
02:06:44,916 --> 02:06:55,790
No curtains hide my pain,
no lies try to guard me
1424
02:06:55,916 --> 02:07:00,749
I bow, I stretch.. come touch me
1425
02:07:00,833 --> 02:07:11,207
I stretch with desire, I take my bow
1426
02:07:11,333 --> 02:07:45,540
night eyes.. your night eyes..
1427
02:07:57,791 --> 02:08:01,165
You are mine in the
memories of old stone cities
1428
02:08:01,291 --> 02:08:04,374
Our songs still echo
in those forlorn cities
1429
02:08:04,458 --> 02:08:07,707
From the south gate arch to
where the north gate lies..
1430
02:08:07,833 --> 02:08:10,874
you and I are lore
set in stone cities
1431
02:08:10,958 --> 02:08:15,249
I hear the call of
the saint on the wall
1432
02:08:15,333 --> 02:08:19,665
And swear by the
black beauty of your eyes
1433
02:08:19,750 --> 02:08:24,374
I'm the guardian from
evil your eyes never had
1434
02:08:24,458 --> 02:08:28,915
I'll suffuse them with
smiles so they never look sad
1435
02:08:29,000 --> 02:08:30,832
Oh your words are
wisps from incense bowls
1436
02:08:30,958 --> 02:08:32,790
You waft in lazy
like the warm wind rolls
1437
02:08:32,916 --> 02:08:35,082
Oh your words are
wisps from incense bowls
1438
02:08:35,208 --> 02:08:37,499
You waft in lazy
like the warm wind rolls
1439
02:08:37,583 --> 02:08:46,082
Come touch me, oh
touch me, oh touch me now
1440
02:08:46,166 --> 02:09:23,499
night eyes.. your night eyes..
1441
02:09:39,375 --> 02:09:43,374
I love the way you sway
1442
02:09:43,791 --> 02:09:47,374
Madam, I am your only Adam
1443
02:09:47,500 --> 02:09:54,249
Night eyes.. oh the dark
of her nights in my eyes
1444
02:09:54,375 --> 02:09:58,790
Why do you dole out free drinks?
1445
02:09:59,291 --> 02:10:06,874
Why give free drinks, you fool!
How will you run your hotel?
1446
02:10:10,875 --> 02:10:12,124
Anyway..
1447
02:10:13,375 --> 02:10:16,332
I enjoyed your company
1448
02:10:18,166 --> 02:10:23,624
I feel satisfied
and a little in love
1449
02:10:24,458 --> 02:10:32,374
And it helped me forget those two
1450
02:10:35,208 --> 02:10:42,374
Forget them.. you've nothing
to do with those scoundrels
1451
02:10:47,875 --> 02:10:50,290
Generally..
1452
02:10:54,958 --> 02:10:58,665
I don't take to strangers too well
1453
02:11:00,416 --> 02:11:02,915
But I don't know..
1454
02:11:05,541 --> 02:11:08,457
I don't know why
the two of you have..
1455
02:11:08,791 --> 02:11:14,332
..touched my heart
1456
02:11:17,083 --> 02:11:20,707
We've done what?
- Touched my heart..
1457
02:11:22,833 --> 02:11:27,207
you could've been my children
1458
02:11:28,916 --> 02:11:32,374
You haven't told us your name.
- You haven't told..
1459
02:11:33,041 --> 02:11:35,290
My name is Dashrath
1460
02:11:36,291 --> 02:11:41,957
Dashrath Singh, Deputy
Commissioner of Police
1461
02:11:42,041 --> 02:11:43,624
You're a police' wallah?
1462
02:11:46,833 --> 02:11:50,707
What did you think? Balloon' wallah?
1463
02:11:55,083 --> 02:11:57,040
Why what's come over you?
1464
02:11:58,791 --> 02:12:00,832
What's it?
- Rickshaw' wallah..
1465
02:12:00,916 --> 02:12:02,624
Sit in the rickshaw
1466
02:12:02,708 --> 02:12:05,790
Go on, take him home.
- Yes, take me home
1467
02:12:05,875 --> 02:12:07,999
It's very late.
- Very late at night
1468
02:12:08,125 --> 02:12:11,249
Take me to the airport..
1469
02:12:11,333 --> 02:12:14,707
no not there
1470
02:12:15,250 --> 02:12:21,874
I'm going to Police Lines.
- Go on, quick
1471
02:12:30,333 --> 02:12:34,457
Oh my God, the very same Dashrath
Singh the one who's been after us?
1472
02:12:36,166 --> 02:12:40,957
My baby almost had a heart attack!
That was close, let's get out of here
1473
02:12:41,333 --> 02:12:48,790
Get out? The fun's only just begun
- What are you talking about?
1474
02:12:51,791 --> 02:12:58,124
Look, he never knew what we look
like. He still doesn't. But now..
1475
02:12:58,958 --> 02:13:03,374
we know who he is
and we also know that..
1476
02:13:04,333 --> 02:13:09,124
he's in charge of the security
of the gold stashed at the airport
1477
02:13:11,458 --> 02:13:14,999
By God! You are..
- Vimmi, if we don't..
1478
02:13:15,083 --> 02:13:17,665
steal the meat right
from the lion's den..
1479
02:13:17,750 --> 02:13:21,665
what did we achieve?
- Your hunger's getting out of hand
1480
02:13:24,208 --> 02:13:29,999
Now we're a threesome. We'll
need more food.. what do you say?
1481
02:13:31,791 --> 02:13:33,207
You'll get us killed someday
1482
02:13:39,958 --> 02:13:42,499
India's Central Bank doesn't
keep its gold in any one place
1483
02:13:42,625 --> 02:13:46,332
To protect the gold from fires,
floods or earthquakes..
1484
02:13:46,458 --> 02:13:48,790
the cache is split
over four different cities
1485
02:13:49,333 --> 02:13:51,957
Depending on the requirements
of various banks..
1486
02:13:52,041 --> 02:13:55,999
this gold is shuttled by air between
these four cities once every week
1487
02:13:57,666 --> 02:14:01,957
How they cracked this confidential
information, they haven't divulged
1488
02:14:03,041 --> 02:14:07,582
But what they did that day no
one could have ever imagined
1489
02:14:08,625 --> 02:14:09,540
Not even me..
1490
02:14:12,916 --> 02:14:17,332
Delhi-Mumbai, 9.10 pm tonight.
Korpal, Puneet, Mr.
1491
02:14:17,416 --> 02:14:24,082
And Delhi-Calcutta, 9.40 pm.
Sharma, Vandana, Mrs.
1492
02:14:25,208 --> 02:14:28,124
What's this other ticket for?
- Backup
02:14:30,000 --> 02:14:40,000
-=MTR=-
1493
02:14:42,291 --> 02:14:45,499
Why the Air Traffic Control number?
- Backup
1494
02:14:46,166 --> 02:14:52,040
A back up for everything? Oye
Rakesh, is there one for you too?
1495
02:14:53,500 --> 02:14:55,374
Yes
- Who?
1496
02:14:57,041 --> 02:14:58,332
You
1497
02:15:00,583 --> 02:15:01,540
Smart
1498
02:16:47,041 --> 02:16:51,249
Call back the Jet airways flight
to Mumbai. The bomb is ticking
1499
02:16:51,333 --> 02:16:54,999
What nonsense. A bomb on the plane?
1500
02:17:01,000 --> 02:17:03,665
Jet 9W312. Yes Delhi Control?
1501
02:17:03,875 --> 02:17:07,665
Turn back and proceed for
landing on emergency runway number 2
1502
02:17:07,750 --> 02:17:09,249
There is a bomb scare
1503
02:17:09,333 --> 02:17:10,790
Delhi Control is this a joke?
1504
02:17:10,875 --> 02:17:11,957
Bomb on board, he says
1505
02:17:12,041 --> 02:17:14,124
Jet 9W312. Turning back
1506
02:17:21,166 --> 02:17:22,415
The caller's number. Get it now
1507
02:17:22,541 --> 02:17:24,540
Go get the number from them. Now!
1508
02:17:24,625 --> 02:17:26,874
We can't have the number
1509
02:17:26,958 --> 02:17:30,332
It isn't under ourjurisdiction.
- As long as the gold is on board..
1510
02:17:30,458 --> 02:17:33,249
this plane, the bomb, this airport,
everything is under our jurisdiction
1511
02:18:20,416 --> 02:18:24,040
How many people knew about
the gold? - Four bank employees
1512
02:18:24,083 --> 02:18:25,707
Are you implying the news was
leaked? - Give me the key to the box
1513
02:18:25,791 --> 02:18:27,665
But we are not permitted to
open it. - Give me the key
1514
02:18:27,791 --> 02:18:30,290
Now it's your responsibility. - The
bomb might explode any time, sir
1515
02:18:30,375 --> 02:18:33,374
The bomb has exploded.
Send message to headquarters.
1516
02:18:33,708 --> 02:18:36,249
I am assuming command
1517
02:18:51,458 --> 02:18:53,249
DCP Dashrath Singh here..
1518
02:18:53,458 --> 02:18:55,332
Surround the airport area
1519
02:18:55,625 --> 02:18:58,832
Locate persons who do not have
any reason to be here at this hour
1520
02:18:59,708 --> 02:19:01,915
Take suspects into
custody and inform immediately
1521
02:19:02,000 --> 02:19:04,124
They received the bomb
scare from this number
1522
02:19:15,000 --> 02:19:16,290
Dial
1523
02:19:20,958 --> 02:19:30,915
Ringing
1524
02:20:38,250 --> 02:20:41,915
Orange Maruti Swift 5700
1525
02:20:47,250 --> 02:20:51,040
Vimmi we'll have to ditch
this car. They've spotted it.
1526
02:20:51,125 --> 02:20:52,582
Get out
1527
02:21:13,000 --> 02:21:14,832
Stop.. taxi
1528
02:21:17,541 --> 02:21:19,832
Stop.. please
1529
02:21:23,625 --> 02:21:26,040
Papa'ji, please help us!
1530
02:21:26,125 --> 02:21:28,374
I'll give you more money
than you ever imagined
1531
02:21:28,500 --> 02:21:32,374
Son, for this job, I won't take
money even if you give it to me..
1532
02:21:32,458 --> 02:21:37,207
come my child, get up,
you'll do fine
1533
02:21:37,333 --> 02:21:40,249
Have faith in god. Faith prevails
1534
02:21:40,375 --> 02:21:42,374
Sir, what are you saying?
1535
02:21:43,041 --> 02:21:45,832
Policemen in every
hospital and nursing home?
1536
02:21:45,916 --> 02:21:47,957
We won't have men
for policing the city.
1537
02:21:48,541 --> 02:21:51,999
She's in labour.
She's about to deliver
1538
02:21:53,541 --> 02:21:58,582
Every child born in Delhi
tonight will see a policeman's face..
1539
02:21:58,666 --> 02:22:01,082
before anything else
1540
02:22:02,791 --> 02:22:07,040
That Dashrath Singh figured me out.
1541
02:22:07,833 --> 02:22:09,124
How are you so sure?
1542
02:22:09,291 --> 02:22:12,082
I know.
1543
02:22:12,875 --> 02:22:14,415
I saw it in his eyes..
1544
02:22:17,875 --> 02:22:18,999
Then..
1545
02:22:19,291 --> 02:22:23,874
in no time every hospital in Delhi
will be crawling with policemen
1546
02:22:25,333 --> 02:22:28,582
Which hospital do
you want to go to son?
1547
02:22:30,000 --> 02:22:32,749
The biggest.. the
biggest hospital in Delhi
1548
02:22:32,833 --> 02:22:37,874
Not a hospital or nursing home,
they'll go to a nondescript clinic
1549
02:22:39,041 --> 02:22:41,874
If l know that Bunty..
1550
02:22:42,458 --> 02:22:45,957
..he'll definitely take
Babli to the biggest hospital
1551
02:22:51,583 --> 02:22:53,915
Vimmi, don't be afraid
1552
02:22:54,000 --> 02:22:56,790
This hospital is packed choc-a-bloc
with newborns and their mothers
1553
02:22:56,875 --> 02:23:01,457
It'll take them ages to check
each bed. But you please hurry it up
1554
02:23:01,541 --> 02:23:04,582
It isn't in my hands, bloody idiot!
1555
02:23:05,250 --> 02:23:07,957
I told you you'll
get us killed someday
1556
02:23:08,041 --> 02:23:09,165
Hush
1557
02:23:09,541 --> 02:23:15,415
But hey, what life did I
have before I met you?
1558
02:23:31,166 --> 02:23:33,040
Is everything all right?
- Yes
1559
02:23:35,375 --> 02:23:37,040
Papa'ji.. if you
weren't here today..
1560
02:23:37,166 --> 02:23:38,749
There would have been someone else
1561
02:23:39,583 --> 02:23:43,082
The Lord up there runs a
regular courier service
1562
02:23:43,791 --> 02:23:47,457
He always provides for ones in need
1563
02:25:22,041 --> 02:25:24,665
Those two have fled the hospital
but they haven't fled Delhi yet
1564
02:25:27,333 --> 02:25:29,124
Seal Delhi, sir
1565
02:25:39,791 --> 02:25:43,874
Papa'ji, all that
you've done for us..
1566
02:25:44,000 --> 02:25:47,249
One honest man would do for another
1567
02:25:49,041 --> 02:25:50,790
Papa'ji, you're kidding me
1568
02:25:52,541 --> 02:25:56,832
By now you must have figured that
we aren't half as honest as we seem
1569
02:25:59,833 --> 02:26:03,999
I don't know what you've done to
make these people hunt you down..
1570
02:26:06,791 --> 02:26:11,207
but I see a simple
honesty in your eyes..
1571
02:26:13,041 --> 02:26:16,374
..take care son
1572
02:26:19,291 --> 02:26:26,249
God bless you.
1573
02:26:50,958 --> 02:26:53,874
For the next week or so
they'll be baying for our blood
1574
02:26:53,958 --> 02:27:00,249
We'll return afterwards.. but
where have you hidden the gold?
1575
02:27:01,208 --> 02:27:03,124
What's your baby, a boy or a girl?
1576
02:27:05,541 --> 02:27:06,915
What will you name your baby?
1577
02:27:08,583 --> 02:27:14,082
Before you think of a name you
need to see the baby at least?
1578
02:27:15,666 --> 02:27:20,124
A day has gone by, have you
even taken one look at your baby?
1579
02:27:21,833 --> 02:27:27,082
Did you hold your child in
your arms, even once.. once even?
1580
02:27:34,791 --> 02:27:38,624
Vimmi, you know we didn't
have any time for these.
1581
02:27:40,458 --> 02:27:41,707
Had l stopped for all this..
1582
02:27:41,833 --> 02:27:44,790
all three of us would've
either been jailed or killed by now
1583
02:27:45,541 --> 02:27:46,999
Some reason for celebration!
1584
02:27:47,666 --> 02:27:51,415
The day he is born.. his parents die
1585
02:27:52,041 --> 02:27:56,040
Cursed fate to be born with!
- Not his fault, is it?
1586
02:27:56,208 --> 02:27:58,874
That's what I'm saying!
What wrong has he done..
1587
02:27:59,000 --> 02:28:03,082
to deserve parents who
can go to jail anytime..
1588
02:28:03,541 --> 02:28:05,207
leaving him to rot on the streets
1589
02:28:10,333 --> 02:28:13,332
What are you trying to say?
- Enough
1590
02:28:15,041 --> 02:28:18,165
I won't do this anymore.
Neither will you..
1591
02:28:21,875 --> 02:28:23,082
Then what else can we do?
1592
02:28:23,875 --> 02:28:28,082
Anything, whatever
everyone else does
1593
02:28:30,333 --> 02:28:32,707
If we had to end up doing
what everybody else does..
1594
02:28:32,791 --> 02:28:34,457
why did we ever run away from home?
1595
02:28:37,041 --> 02:28:38,457
Because we were wrong
1596
02:28:44,541 --> 02:28:48,582
Now we're not free
to live as we like.
1597
02:28:49,708 --> 02:28:52,582
Now we're
responsible for one more life
1598
02:28:53,250 --> 02:28:54,790
How's he going to grow up?
1599
02:28:55,250 --> 02:28:56,999
How? With us..
1600
02:28:57,041 --> 02:28:58,832
..that's how With us?
1601
02:28:59,250 --> 02:29:01,582
And which school will he go to
1602
02:29:02,416 --> 02:29:05,582
You know this world we live in
has two kinds of people. One..
1603
02:29:05,875 --> 02:29:09,582
who waste the best years of
their lives in schools and colleges.
1604
02:29:09,750 --> 02:29:12,290
And the kind who school themselves.
1605
02:29:12,833 --> 02:29:15,749
Like us. We taught us
to do what we're doing
1606
02:29:16,125 --> 02:29:18,082
Which is what he'll learn?
- Of course!
1607
02:29:18,375 --> 02:29:20,165
And then he'll go to jail someday?
1608
02:29:20,500 --> 02:29:22,207
Have we ever been to jail?
1609
02:29:22,958 --> 02:29:25,874
We very nearly got thrown into jail
1610
02:29:26,833 --> 02:29:31,957
I don't want my son
growing up behind bars..
1611
02:29:33,125 --> 02:29:35,124
or dying young on the run
1612
02:29:36,500 --> 02:29:41,999
Do you remember agreeing on
all our marriage vows except..
1613
02:29:42,458 --> 02:29:44,457
We'll be Bunty-Babli
for the rest of our lives
1614
02:29:44,583 --> 02:29:48,457
And we'll live out all our dreams.
- Except..
1615
02:29:49,583 --> 02:29:52,832
Except?
- Leave that to me
1616
02:29:53,458 --> 02:29:54,457
Okay
1617
02:29:55,083 --> 02:29:57,040
This is the exception Rakesh
1618
02:29:57,875 --> 02:30:00,749
You're getting over-emotional
about this motherhood business
1619
02:30:04,666 --> 02:30:08,665
But now l am whatever l am.
Now I want to hear your decision
1620
02:30:09,333 --> 02:30:12,124
Choose. lt's either this life..
or a life together
1621
02:30:29,125 --> 02:30:30,540
So what have you decided?
1622
02:30:35,041 --> 02:30:36,874
What'll I do without the two of you?
1623
02:30:44,625 --> 02:30:46,624
Those marriage vows
weren't mere words
1624
02:30:51,416 --> 02:30:53,040
Fursatganj or Pankinagar?
1625
02:30:54,750 --> 02:30:56,249
Is it you that's saying this or?
1626
02:30:59,083 --> 02:31:00,374
Bunty and Rakesh. Both
1627
02:31:08,458 --> 02:31:10,207
What?
- Tickets
1628
02:31:14,333 --> 02:31:16,874
Since when are we buying tickets?
- From today
1629
02:31:18,583 --> 02:31:20,374
Why become so damn honest?
1630
02:31:29,833 --> 02:31:32,707
Oye Rakesh, you're in love
1631
02:31:34,916 --> 02:31:36,499
Oh all right
1632
02:31:39,416 --> 02:31:46,040
Rakesh my boy, this world we
live in has two kinds of men. One..
1633
02:31:46,083 --> 02:31:47,957
the kind that thinks
twice before getting married
1634
02:31:48,125 --> 02:31:51,165
And the kind that thinks
afterwards like you, you idiot
1635
02:31:54,291 --> 02:31:57,457
Two tickets for Fursatganj
1636
02:31:57,833 --> 02:31:59,040
Name?
1637
02:31:59,750 --> 02:32:01,457
Rakesh Trivedi, Vimmi Trivedi
1638
02:32:05,041 --> 02:32:06,624
Bunty and Babli
1639
02:32:09,291 --> 02:32:11,999
You've had a long run.
You must be tired
1640
02:32:43,708 --> 02:32:44,999
Rakesh.
1641
02:32:50,583 --> 02:32:51,915
Can we have some water?
1642
02:32:54,041 --> 02:32:55,207
Die of thirst dog!
1643
02:32:56,541 --> 02:32:58,249
Not for me. For the two of them
1644
02:33:21,958 --> 02:33:23,457
You won't believe me..
1645
02:33:24,375 --> 02:33:26,415
..but we quit being
crooks half an hour ago
1646
02:33:29,083 --> 02:33:30,707
Absolutely right, I
won't believe you.
1647
02:33:32,875 --> 02:33:34,624
- But if l insist
I'm telling the truth?
1648
02:33:34,750 --> 02:33:38,749
I'll start doing right now what I
had planned to do to you in jail
1649
02:33:41,416 --> 02:33:44,290
Why are you looking at me like
that? - He's telling the truth
1650
02:33:44,875 --> 02:33:48,582
Guaranteed by you,
India's biggest bonafide liar?
1651
02:33:49,791 --> 02:33:51,207
I'm not lying
1652
02:33:51,333 --> 02:33:54,665
A dog's tail insists it became
ramrod straight half an hour ago?
1653
02:33:54,833 --> 02:33:56,457
You're as old as my father..
1654
02:33:58,125 --> 02:34:00,332
..no one's had the cheek
to talk to her like that
1655
02:34:00,708 --> 02:34:03,957
So you respect your elders now,
do you? - And why shouldn't we?
1656
02:34:04,041 --> 02:34:06,582
Now don't tell me you pray
first thing every morning too!
1657
02:34:06,666 --> 02:34:08,040
She does
1658
02:34:08,291 --> 02:34:11,915
So?
- So what!
1659
02:34:12,750 --> 02:34:14,665
Now you pray to your
heart's content in jail!
1660
02:34:15,416 --> 02:34:18,874
It's all your fault now suffer.
- My fault?
1661
02:34:19,125 --> 02:34:22,540
Who's idea was it to go straight?
- It was for a good cause..
1662
02:34:22,666 --> 02:34:25,499
do you want your son to go to jail?
- So where's he going now?
1663
02:34:25,875 --> 02:34:32,332
Now I see how the two of you
have been fooling people for years
1664
02:34:36,208 --> 02:34:37,749
Pappu is hungry
1665
02:34:38,833 --> 02:34:42,040
Pappu? When did we
start calling him Pappu?
1666
02:34:42,291 --> 02:34:43,874
Got to call him something no?
1667
02:34:44,083 --> 02:34:46,749
You're thinking of
the gold all the time
1668
02:34:50,083 --> 02:34:55,540
Let's step outside for a while
1669
02:34:57,583 --> 02:34:59,832
I'm not going anywhere.
- Up
1670
02:35:03,000 --> 02:35:07,915
Darned luck. No one ever caught
us when we were in the thick of it
1671
02:35:09,208 --> 02:35:10,832
But the moment we quit..
1672
02:35:13,291 --> 02:35:15,957
Why did you get into all this?
1673
02:35:22,041 --> 02:35:23,915
I wanted to become
someone important.
1674
02:35:25,541 --> 02:35:26,915
And.. you became?
1675
02:35:29,041 --> 02:35:31,832
You won't understand.
- Why..
1676
02:35:33,375 --> 02:35:34,790
why won't I understand?
1677
02:35:36,083 --> 02:35:38,332
Because he never did.
- Who?
1678
02:35:40,083 --> 02:35:41,415
My father
1679
02:35:44,750 --> 02:35:46,249
He's just like you
1680
02:35:49,916 --> 02:35:52,249
You're trying to con me again
1681
02:36:00,125 --> 02:36:03,082
May l?
- A smoke? Sure..
1682
02:36:06,000 --> 02:36:07,082
Where are you going?
1683
02:36:08,291 --> 02:36:10,249
If she sees me smoking she'll scream
1684
02:36:15,541 --> 02:36:17,582
The child will stay with the mother
1685
02:36:27,041 --> 02:36:28,749
What's the use of crying now?
1686
02:36:30,666 --> 02:36:33,499
Should've considered this
beforehand. - What else to do?
1687
02:36:36,291 --> 02:36:39,332
Become a ticket collector and
collect ten rupee bribes all my life?
1688
02:36:49,041 --> 02:36:50,249
You can come in
1689
02:37:09,125 --> 02:37:11,374
We'll have to make a phone
call to your home or mine
1690
02:37:12,083 --> 02:37:14,749
We certainly can't take him with us.
1691
02:37:14,875 --> 02:37:16,749
No, it won't come to that
1692
02:37:17,166 --> 02:37:18,457
I'll figure something.
1693
02:37:18,541 --> 02:37:21,124
And con ourselves
out of this one too?
1694
02:37:21,250 --> 02:37:22,790
What else to do?
1695
02:37:24,625 --> 02:37:26,749
Take with me to jail..
1696
02:37:27,416 --> 02:37:29,124
..the very son for whose
sake I gave up everything?
1697
02:37:33,875 --> 02:37:35,415
What justice!
1698
02:37:37,500 --> 02:37:40,207
Jails are for reforming.
1699
02:37:40,541 --> 02:37:42,707
And here, three
people are being jailed
1700
02:37:42,791 --> 02:37:45,874
Two of whom have reformed and a
third who's completely innocent
1701
02:37:47,250 --> 02:37:50,374
Don't worry Vimmi.
1702
02:37:50,583 --> 02:37:53,415
I'll crack a plan.
- What plan Rakesh?
1703
02:37:53,750 --> 02:37:55,915
We've run out of plans
1704
02:38:02,416 --> 02:38:04,957
Vimmi do you have any
idea what jails are like?
1705
02:38:10,958 --> 02:38:12,999
How will you spend so
many years inside one?
1706
02:38:17,291 --> 02:38:22,999
Let's do something, l'll
take the blame for everything
1707
02:38:25,291 --> 02:38:28,624
Then you're free to go home
to Fursatganj with the baby
1708
02:38:31,833 --> 02:38:34,165
All you wanted was to become a model
1709
02:38:36,708 --> 02:38:38,665
I dragged you into this whole thing
1710
02:38:43,583 --> 02:38:49,165
You can't even make a
cup of tea for yourself.
1711
02:38:49,875 --> 02:38:52,374
In jail.. how?
- I'll manage Vimmi..
1712
02:38:53,083 --> 02:38:56,040
..don't worry about me
1713
02:38:56,875 --> 02:39:00,457
Have you ever managed
to do anything alone?
1714
02:39:02,291 --> 02:39:07,415
In any case, Bunty is
nothing without Babli
1715
02:39:31,375 --> 02:39:32,665
Get up
1716
02:39:33,375 --> 02:39:34,665
Unlock yourselves..
1717
02:39:36,000 --> 02:39:37,374
I can't do it..
1718
02:39:39,041 --> 02:39:41,040
We're nearing the railway
signal on the outskirts of Delhi
1719
02:39:43,166 --> 02:39:44,999
The train halts
there for two minutes
1720
02:39:47,083 --> 02:39:48,874
The two of..
1721
02:39:49,500 --> 02:39:53,957
the three of you can get
off and go wherever you wish
1722
02:39:55,375 --> 02:39:58,082
No one recognises
Bunty and Babli except me
1723
02:40:01,041 --> 02:40:02,624
And no one ever will
1724
02:40:22,666 --> 02:40:25,624
Sir..
- Shut up. Not a word
1725
02:40:26,958 --> 02:40:28,832
Or l just might change my mind
1726
02:40:30,333 --> 02:40:31,665
Get going
1727
02:40:34,291 --> 02:40:38,040
That's enough
1728
02:41:01,833 --> 02:41:05,540
Whether it was my
life's biggest mistake..
1729
02:41:06,041 --> 02:41:08,165
..or their best con act,
I didn't know
1730
02:41:10,000 --> 02:41:13,540
But policemen are human too,
believe it or not..
1731
02:41:14,916 --> 02:41:16,540
we wear those
uniforms only on our body,
1732
02:41:16,625 --> 02:41:19,165
..at heart we're as
vulnerable as babies
1733
02:41:21,875 --> 02:41:25,124
I believed I had
destroyed Bunty-Babli,
1734
02:41:25,916 --> 02:41:28,374
so l let Rakesh and Vimmi go..
1735
02:41:29,375 --> 02:41:36,915
because l think the law
needs to destroy crime, not lives
1736
02:41:38,375 --> 02:41:41,582
The bank's gold was recovered
from the spot Babli had indicated
1737
02:41:42,541 --> 02:41:46,749
The recoveries continued
for months afterwards..
1738
02:41:47,166 --> 02:41:53,290
monies and valuables
stolen by Bunty and Babli
1739
02:41:53,583 --> 02:41:56,999
I think they had told me
the truth about going back..
1740
02:41:57,291 --> 02:42:01,457
to live respectable,
honest lives like their parents
1741
02:42:09,666 --> 02:42:12,915
Rakesh'ji could you
perhaps increase the pressure
1742
02:42:17,875 --> 02:42:19,540
What a joy
1743
02:42:23,000 --> 02:42:27,374
This world we live in has
two kinds of Pappus. One..
1744
02:42:27,750 --> 02:42:30,207
the kind who obey their
parents and get to eat chocolates
1745
02:42:30,750 --> 02:42:35,040
and the kind that doesn't and
gets locked up inside toilets
1746
02:42:35,125 --> 02:42:37,040
You are?
- The first
1747
02:42:38,000 --> 02:42:39,999
My darling baby
1748
02:42:41,291 --> 02:42:42,957
But he didn't even drink his milk.
1749
02:42:43,791 --> 02:42:45,124
He'll eat the chocolate
1750
02:42:45,750 --> 02:42:48,874
What good are chocolates?
You and your fads
1751
02:42:49,125 --> 02:42:53,207
No, I'm feeling cold..
- Forget the cold. Be fashionable
1752
02:42:59,416 --> 02:43:00,957
What are you teaching Pappu?
1753
02:43:01,041 --> 02:43:06,457
To speak the truth
and pray every morning
1754
02:43:06,541 --> 02:43:09,707
Where's my son? One of his
friends is waiting downstairs
1755
02:43:11,166 --> 02:43:14,749
Friends and folks in
Fursatganj find all the time for fun
1756
02:43:14,875 --> 02:43:18,332
You fix the name of this city.
I'll fix this friend
1757
02:43:22,500 --> 02:43:25,749
My son is genius from..
1758
02:43:26,666 --> 02:43:28,290
childhood
1759
02:43:29,000 --> 02:43:30,249
I am very lucky
1760
02:43:30,791 --> 02:43:33,790
I got a daughter-in-law
who is very very smart
1761
02:43:35,083 --> 02:43:39,040
It's such a joy to know
that our son and his wife..
1762
02:43:39,083 --> 02:43:40,665
..have done things..
1763
02:43:40,750 --> 02:43:43,749
so important that your
department still remembers them
1764
02:43:45,791 --> 02:43:51,415
Never told folks at home
what all you achieved?
1765
02:43:52,666 --> 02:43:55,290
Maybe you should tell us
1766
02:43:57,916 --> 02:43:59,707
Nervous already?
1767
02:44:02,041 --> 02:44:03,624
A scam is in the offing
1768
02:44:06,041 --> 02:44:07,624
Huge scam
1769
02:44:10,583 --> 02:44:11,790
Sir..
1770
02:44:13,708 --> 02:44:17,999
I swear by my son, l've given it up
1771
02:44:19,541 --> 02:44:22,040
I've no idea of what
scams are happening
1772
02:44:23,291 --> 02:44:26,124
For three years now, I'm
following a work-home-work routine
1773
02:44:26,208 --> 02:44:29,582
This scam has got to be stopped.
- Then go ahead and stop it
1774
02:44:35,916 --> 02:44:37,332
We cannot stop it
1775
02:44:38,625 --> 02:44:40,040
Who else can?
1776
02:44:44,000 --> 02:44:45,249
You
1777
02:44:50,375 --> 02:44:54,457
Please save us from this life of
honesty and respectfulness. Please.
1778
02:44:54,583 --> 02:44:56,832
Is it just you, or..
- Both of us.
1779
02:44:58,875 --> 02:45:03,790
I'd choose death over
making mango pickle.
1780
02:45:04,166 --> 02:45:06,040
I'd rather die, Rakesh.
1781
02:45:25,250 --> 02:45:28,749
Have faith in God. Faith prevails.
1782
02:45:30,208 --> 02:45:32,415
One step, two steps,
he steps it up, swings it
1783
02:45:32,541 --> 02:45:34,915
pumps it, struts his stuff.
Meet Bunty.
1784
02:45:37,791 --> 02:45:39,999
Minute by minute,
she turns it up, spins it
1785
02:45:40,083 --> 02:45:42,582
so you can't get enough. Meet Babli.
1786
02:45:49,000 --> 02:45:52,332
Swami.. Bunty Ramaswami.
1787
02:45:52,416 --> 02:45:55,582
Mandalam.. Babli Cholamandalam.
1788
02:45:56,250 --> 02:45:59,915
Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli
1789
02:46:00,000 --> 02:46:01,332
They maybe two,
but they're too much.
1790
02:46:01,416 --> 02:46:04,540
Once upon a time he told me that
he was in the business of cleaning
1791
02:46:04,625 --> 02:46:07,415
So l put them on the job
of cleaning up society
1792
02:46:07,625 --> 02:46:11,040
Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli
1793
02:46:11,166 --> 02:46:15,957
They maybe two,
but they're too much.
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