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Good morning Brother Tung
I've got congee for you.

Good morning, have some congee while it's hot.

Where were you this morning?

No where in particular.

Did you go to join the Royal HK Police Force?

You're kidding!

What about the decent clothes
you wear these days?

All thanks too you, Brother Tung.

What's wrong with this orange?

It's rotten.

Rotten? So we should get rid of it.

What about a rotten person?

Did you betray me? You jerk.

Did you?

No, i didn't...

really?

Help me, Brother Tung! Pull me up.

What did you tell the police?

Nothing.

Don't lie.

Go to hell.

Are you going to tell me or not?

Rat, our informant.

He was killed by the leader of
the Big Circle gang.

Now we have to rely on Inspector Shang.

To bring them to justice.

This mission is highly dangerous.

Everybody should be on the ball, understand?

Yes Madam.

Fire.

Watch out.

Tung.

Hey, split.

You alright?

Follow them.

Don't desert me.

Let go of me.

The suspect is suffering from
severe internal injuries.

I hereby request cooperation from all clinics.

If you've suspicions regarding
any of your patient.

Please inform the police immediately.

Hey, man, have you any HK dollars?

One renminbi for a dollar.

You should cooperate with your fellow man.

I know some call girls, clean ones.

Get out of here.

Jerk! You know who I am?

My Godfather is the powerful Rooster.

Oh, really? I'm impressed.

Are you scared? He's an animal.

He kills as he wishes.

You know his nickname?

Animal.

Brother Tung, take a seat.

Godfather, he's looking for trouble.

How dare you! He's Brother Tung.

He looked after me during the revolutions.

He's God.

Oh! Brother Tung, you are God.

It's my fault, i'm the jerk.

Beat harder.

Forgive me please.

Your are beneath my contempt.

Get out of my sight.

Get out! Move it! Quick.

Thanks Brother, i'm going.

Brother Tung, you've come
at just the right time.

You're like the raim in a drought.

You're our saviour.

Hey men, Brother Tung.

Brother Tung.

These are my Top Guns.

They are the toughest man around.

Just like that Ram...

ramble.

Rambo.

Sure. Bloody foreign names.

This time, i'm looking for some special people.

You're spitting blood.

It's not because of AIDS, is it?

I had a fight with a cop.

Are you alright?

I'm OK.

You were lucky, buddy.

I know a doctor who has magical power.

He's very famous.

Besides curing illness.

He can improve your sex drive too.

Gees, my love life has improved
since my last visit.

My wife has multiple orgasms.

She's such a slut these days.

Crooks, are they?

No way! I'm witness to the fact he performed.

A miracle last time.

I'll take you there. See for yourself.

Get up! Darn it.

Pay me my share for yesterday.

I put it in the bank for you.

Saving up is a virtue. Nice guys save.

Save! Save! Save!

I didn't even see the passbook.

Darn you! Don't you remember those days.

I don't care.

When we fought together, ate together.

Crapped together, pissed together? And we vowed

to lead a good life at the expense of others.

I remember but still you forgot my share.

How dare you! You remember.

You were a worthless crook?

If it hadn't been for my support.

You wouldn't have become what you are now.

But I'm still not living a good life.

I suffer when I cheat others.

You think you're a Saint?

You're still a crook.

I always help you when things go wrong.

If it wasn't for me.

You'd still be in prison.

Big deal! You shouldn't hit me.

So what? I do what I like.

You headless jerk.

Hold it.

Oh! No! My hair's wet.

What is it?

Just hair oil. It's just hair oil.

No it doesn't taste like it.

Condensation from the ceiling? No, shampoo...

no... tears? No... sweat?

Sweat?

Oh no.

I'm bleeding... blood...

no, it's not.

Doctor, doctor.

Wake up! Customers.

Wake up.

I had an awful dream.

About me in a pit of shit.

Go and clean up, we have customers.

Doctor, remember me? I'm Rooster.

Sure, come on in.

Doc, this is my buddy, he's from Hong Kong.

He's suffering from internal injuries.

From Hong Kong? He uses HK dollars?

Of course.

Make yourselves at home.

What school of medicine do you follow?

My own school.

Check to see where I was injured.

Alright.

Doc... doc...

excuse me.

Doc! Doc! Please save me.

I came from afar to beg you.

You must cure my legs.

Come in first.

Doc, cure me, my legs are broken.

I'll get hurt myself if I cure you.

Please, doc, you'll become a Saint.

Alright.

You are as swift as the wind.

So we can play mahjong earlier.

Fine, your muscle is still soft.

That's great.

Go in then.

He wasn't this good last time.

What an improvement.

He must have connections
with the spiritual world.

I can walk again! I can walk again.

I can dance too! Yeah.

Are you alright, doc?

You're my saviour.

When's my turn, doc?

No more today. I'm very weak now.

How about this? You pay $5,000 deposit.

And come back tomorrow.

I'll treat you tomorrow.

Oh, doctor.

How did you break your legs?

I was beaten.

Is he really this great?

He'll cure you in several minutes?

Sure! Can't you see? I'm cured.

I can even dance.

If I break your legs again...

do you think he can cure you again?

You're kidding me.

Do I look like I'm kidding you?

Worshipping Kid.

Dragon from the sea.

That's enough, Brother.

Don't worry, he can perform

his miraculous treatment again.

No problem.

Don't worry, as long as you're alive.

I can cure you.

Go ahead, just don't kill him.

You brainless.

We're comrades, aren't we?

Are you buddies?

No, not really.

No, please don't...

these two characters fit my plan.

What plan? Why?

To earn money in Hong Kong.

Hong Kong?

Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome...

direct from Chau Jo... leslie Cheung.

"Blue is my felling in a cold, rainy day."

"I hit every raindrop on my way."

"I open my mouth wide and then."

"taste the taste of every raindrop."

"There I light up my favourite cigarette."

"There I play with the bag under my feet."

"There I was drunk with a broken heart."

"Heart in a mess."

I didn't expect life to be so corrupt here.

Corruption is fashionable nowadays.

Didn't you know, Brother Tung?

Internal jerk.

"Thinking of you."

"The past filled the night."

"If you can see me tomorrow."

"I'll be warm and lively again."

"Blue is my feeling in a cold, rainy day."

"You lived in my heart..."

may I introduce my friend.

Master of Kung-fu, Bruce Hung.

Sit down.

Rooster, you're great.

"Blue is my feeling in a cold."

"I hit every raindrop on my way."

"I open my mouth wide."

"Taste every taste of the rain."

Where do you think you are? Cut the stunts.

Show him yours, buddy.

"Oh, oh... sleepless night."

"Thinking of you."

"The past filled the night..."

drop dead.

- Who throw the cake?
- It's me.

Stop, stop.

What happened?

There is a big fight inside, manager.

Call Public Security.

Comrade Sherlock False. This is the place.

You broke your mirror today.

How did you know?

Your buttons are wrongly fastened.

Thanks.

Comrade Monroe, if you don't attack silently

a deaf man will be able to beat you.

Mind your bosom.

You and me, slow... quick... slow...

dance, dance...

you and me, dance, dance...

what are you doing here?

We're having dancing lesson here aren't we?

You and me, quick step, you and me...

one, two, three, step...

they were fighting just then, comrade.

We're the Public Security Guards.

And were informed about a fight.

We are dancing, not boxing.

Don't try to trick me. You were fighting.

You've mistaken.

Alright. That's OK, let's go.

Comrade...

comrade, intelligent as you are.

Can't you tell from their faces that...

they were fighting?

If I'm any judge of character, there'll be...

a big fight when I count to three.

It's a real mess.

Monroe, show them your Kung-fu.

I can't.

I have to beat seven in a row.

No more and no less.

There's over hundred in there
Surely you can find 7?

Right.

Monroe's kick series.

Comrade Sherlock.

Comrade, i've got things under control.

Take them all back
to Public Security Headquarters.

Brother Rooster.

Do you realise how many contacts
I'd to make to be a singer?

And now you've blown it.

Oh! My 200-dollar costume.

Shut up.

Gees, he's good.

We are Chinese, we should be nice to each other.

Lets save our fighting for Hong Kong.

Hallelujah! The voice of Reason.

Though shall not fight... here.

But, in Hong Kong...

woman, jewelry whatever you want.

Prepare yourselves

we're going to rob HK.

One of you committed murder.

I know nobody would plead guilty.

So we invented a solution.

Whoever kills, his urine changes.

Whenever it is added to him urine, it turns red.

- A glass of water for each
- Yes, sir.

Finish it.

Will it really turn red?

- Hurry up
- Drink.

Now piss.

Move it.

Will it work?

We can't.

Watch me.

How's his.

It's yellowish, he's hot.

It's like drizzling, bad kidneys.

This one's normal. He's not the one.

What a sprinkler! It must be him.

Get him out.

You're the murderer.

You aroused the greatest suspicion.

Why did you kill him?

I didn't, no...

what.

No, i didn't, i really didn't kill him.

No.

Did you ever hit him like this?

- Did you? Tell me
- I didn't.

- No
- Who hit me?

Who hit you? My goodness!

He's a zombie.

What Who's a zombie?

What happened here?

He must be some demon.

Idiot, set him free.

Sir, he killed him.

What a nerve. This is Mr. Li.

If you hurt him, we're all dead meat.

So you are Mr. Li, how do you do.

Darn it, just because he's the son
of an official.

You shouldn't let him go free.

Obey my order.

Or you're fired.

Big deal, i don't care.

Go.

I'm going.

You stole my triple-x video.

How did you know?

Your look, from the look on your face.

A ghost, a ghost.

Do I look like one?

You mean, i'm as lovely as a ghost.

Monroe, it doesn't matter what you do.

I'll still be in a bad mood.

Sherlock, no matter what happens.

I will follow you.

Oh, water.

Despite my intelligent and logical mind.

I'm still fired, what a tragedy.

Sherlock, regardless of your condition.

I still love you.

Another tragedy.

I want to get drunk, cheers.

Please don't...

i must. I must.

On second thought, it's alright, go ahead.

It's good to get drunk sometimes.

Come on, i'll drink with you.

It's finished, i'll go and get some more.

Come on, let's drink.

Come on...

what a handsome guy.

Thanks God, after tonight.

No one can call me spinster anymore.

What's more, it's Sherlock. My prince.

May our sons be as greet as Bruce Lee.

And daughters as pretty as Dolly Parton.

So I'll be rich.

Are you lonesome tonight, are you...

madonna...

i'm Madonna.

Madonna...

i'm Madonna.

You're not. Madonna sings.

Kowloon,

kowloon, hong Kong...

not that.

Eat it, eat it, eat it...

that's sung by a man.

What down Madonna sing?

I'm a virgin.

Get it.

Virgin, i'm a virgin...

excuse us.

What's this?

Aren't you one of the suspects?

I adore your intelligence.

And her Kung-fu.

Since you're finished with Public Security.

How about cooperating with me?

What kind of cooperation?

Let's go to rob Hong Kong.

Robbery?

Since you're not a cop anymore
why not be a robber?

You'd be better off with
a capitalist life style.

Than stay socialist and suffer.

Thank about it.

It's fate that we've joined together here.

Let's make a blood vow, and than...

we're a family.

Whoever betrays the others.

Let him name his own punishment.

Let the ceremony begin.

First gather the blood.

Oh no. I can't stand the sight of blood.

It's only a few drops, you'll be fine.

If I betray the others, let me starve...

while sleeping and eat while awake.

Shot through the heart of a vegetable.

May my perfect figure be remolded.

To look like Dolly Parton's.

May I never see a real star like Stallone.

Or Chow Yun Fatt, jackie Chan...

may I slash myself into pieces?

Of if others want to slash me.

Let their knives cut the back of my hair.

May I never discover coins on streets.

But only $500 notes.

Let me have no bed at home
I've to stay out with women.

Never screw a woman... but many women.

No bread to eat... but veal and steak.

That's enough, it's your turn.

No, i can't.

You can't stand blood.

I've an idea, close your eyes.

Give me your hand, hold the bowl.

Hold the pin, here, stick it in...

it doesn't hurt.

Of course not. You pricked me instead.

Blood. Oh.

Don't faint.

"It's easy to break a piece of branch."

"Yet it's hard to break of bunch of them."

"So, good friends should the together."

"We've been fooling around all our lives."

Alright. The ceremony is done.

We are family now.

I'm going to tell you first step of any plan.

Don't, let me guess.

Just don't say anything now.

Give me a minute.

Ok, tell us your guess.

Give me another minute.

Alright. What is it?

Give me another minute, please.

Puck off, you've already had a night.

The 1 st step of my plan...

is for you all to go to Shenzhen.

- What does that mean?
- Right.

I'll put you in the Canton Sports Team.

To join the Shenzhen Athletic Festival.

But we don't know how to play anything.

I have connections, you'll make it.

Comrade.

Come in,

i'm in a bad mood today.

Either answer Exactly or Not at all.

I don't want any other answers.

Exactly.

A gift for me?

Exactly.

Biggy, i'm leaving.

This kid is yours, i think.

Well, i have been sleeping around.

And I slept with you the most, therefore...

this kid is probably yours.

Yours, ka Ling.

- Slut!
- Exactly.

- Jerk!
- Exactly.

I was expecting good news today.

Yet its all bad.

- Not at all!
- Anything else?

The government's been inspecting you recently.

They're gathering evidence to sue you.

They'll transfer me to the desert.

Not at all.

That's better.

Looks like they want you to fight

in Vietnam, if you die there.

At least it will be a quick death.

What a bloody awful thought.

There's more.

What?

The government suspects that.

These people didn't get into the team
through official channels.

They want you to make inquiries about them.

I wonder what they're up to.

Check whether or not she wets her panties.

Not at all.

That's good!

It's shit.

Oh! No!

It's already 3:35.

What are we waiting for?

Brother Tung? He's rather early.

Watch out.

Hello, i'm biggy.

We can tell.

Still awake?

We're about to go to sleep.

Shall we have some fun together?

Sure, have fun, but not together.

You're not very friendly.

Allow me to welcome you all.

Let's talk about our country's economy.

And about options in the future.

We'd better be careful with this guy.

Why don't you join me in my office?

More special zones is good for us.

When do you think he'll stop?

Seven and a half minutes to go.

Seven and a half minutes to go...

seven and a half minutes to go.

- Seven...
- Yes, seven and a half minutes to go.

Where will you go after seven
and a half minutes.

Exercise.

Great! I need exercise too.

It's my pleasure to join you all.

Just a moment, please.

What shall we do?

Kill him.

Kill him?

Kill him? But just strangle him...

or I'll faint if I see blood.

Yeah, we shall strangle him.

You go and flirt with him first.

Me? Do you think I can?

Sure?

Cut your fingernails?

You want to trim yours too?

Oh! You must be thirsty.

Great! My daughter's thirsty.

No, this isn't suitable for babies.

The doctor says my heart can't handle alcohol.

We have to go in two minutes.

Better get rid of him now.

Hit him, tie him up.

Or else I'll kill him.

Don't waste our time.

Let's do it together, the six of us.

Come on.

I already know you want to kill me.

I've left a message on my desk.

If I don't show up tomorrow.

They'll get you.

Tomorrow?

We'll be in Hong Kong by tomorrow.

I'll kill you.

Is this your kid?

Yes, she'll be an orphan.

If I die.

I can't, you do it.

Hurry up.

You do it.

I'll save this glory for you.

You're the doctor you're more experienced.

You're the most vicious, brutal...

and cold-blooded among us, you do it.

Yet what shall we do with this baby?

- Kill her too
- How?

You men are used to rape and murder.

But she's only nine months' old.

Alright, hang onto her.

I'll fetch a 9 month old to rape and kill her.

You shut up! I'll find a way.

Tell us then.

Give me a minute.

We must go together.

What are you doing? Who's he?

He just joined us, we'll bring him too.

No way.

I'll be very helpful.

Do you know the way to Kowloon?

All of you stay here for 2 days.

And your coach will train you.

A guy?

No, a girl.

Get to know HK first, we'll start
our mission on the third day.

Understand?

Understand.

Brother Tung, coach is here.

How do you do?

Jenny is your coach

she'll train you.

- What do you think of her?
- Great.

Good morning, everybody.

Objection! I object.

Rooster, did you forget something?

Sorry, Brother, my fault.

I forgot to open it up.

Please re-educate me, Brother.

Brother Tung, i have an idea.

Please don't follow me all the time.

Very nice clothes.

Please hold this for me.

What kind of material is this?

Excuse me.

Smashing.

How dare you.

She's great.

You should all knew by now.

There a lot you can learn from Jenny.

Dare for a match with me?

Sure.

Hold your horses.

Cut it out.

Are you alright?

Sherlock, come here.

On you go.

I'm seriously hurt.

Don't be silly.

You are all essential to my plan.

So you must obey Jenny's instruction.

Or I'll kick you back to PRC.

First, familiarize yourselves with KLN.

Furthest south is South Border.

To the left is Sand Bay.

The middle part of HK Island
is Downtown, the west is West Town.

So what's the East area called.

Sleep tight. Dinner tonight will be at 7pm.

Fantastic.

There will be a game before dinner.

The two lowest scores will not get any dinner.

I'm going to ask questions now.

Total six questions.

We are foot switches on the floor
in front of you.

It person to step on the switch
will light the lamp

and get the first chance to answer.

Coach, a demonstration please.

Ok, i'll demonstrate once.

How come only mine lit up.

Cause you have the darkest mind.

Be attention

what's to the east of Downtown.

East Bay.

Wrong! It's Small Bay I lost 1 0 points.

You didn't teach us that.

I didn't teach you to eat either.

Next, who's the Governor of HK.

I got it, i got it.

Answer.

Wilson.

Answer.

Watson.

Wrong.

Third question.

Coach, someone cut my wire.

Give me 5 minutes, i'll get him.

Cut it out, whoever did it, he's right.

This is the attitude we should adopt.

Get what you want, by hook or by crook.

Raise your hand instead.

Right, 1 0 points.

Who is the HK Champion Jockey in this year?

Bart Leisher.

Right, 1 0 points.

Two more questions to go.

20 points for correct answers
lost 20 for wrong ones.

I'm already in the lead.

What's the quickest way to Shatin.

I've got it, it's by MTR.

And change to the KCR at Kowloon Tong.

No congestion, no waiting in line.

Wrong, lose 20, by helicopter.

All heroes die young.

Last one, if a cop stops you on a street.

What should you do.

Show him ID card

and chat to him about...

something Hong Kong people love to chat.

Wrong, way has been out of date for a long time.

You should run for your life.

What does that mean.

That means no dinner for you tonight.

You two tie. Find a way to break the tie.

No dinner for the one who loses.

You two character, move it.

Yuen, we're buddies, aren't we.

Sometimes.

Remember how I used to give you...

the biggest apple when we were young.

You mean the rotten one.

You got the chick in the park too.

But she: turned out to be a man.

Ok, for the sake of our friendship

promise one thing.

Tell me what it is first

you choose Scissors, i'll have Paper.

Then you may have my dinner.

That doesn't sound like you.

I've always been ready to make
sacrifices for my friend.

I'm strong enough to bear the consequences.

While you're too weak to survive starvation.

Oh Ken, this is unbelievable.

You've been vicious all your life.

Yet you're being so nice, so caring.

We're buddies, aren't we.

Come on, we're waiting.

Remember, scissors for you, paper for me.

I told you to choose Scissors.

30 years of friendship and still you trick me.

Why, i haven't known you that long.

Only 29 and a half.

Even so you date trick me.

You bet. Thou shan't be considerate.

No dinner for you.

I'll do anything for you, but not this time.

I must eat to-night.

Because that's the way you wanted it.

I'm fine. I'm filled, i'm imagining...

i'm so full, i want to vomit, but in vain.

And I fart. I need to take a dump.

I'm waiting... again in vain.

Hey, you alright.

See, i'm sitting here waiting to take a dump.

There you go...

what a relief.

You want to try.

Come on...

imagine, delicious food's everywhere.

Look, can you see it.

Think harder, there are women too.

In fact, you are lying on one.

Someone feeds you grapes, another pours wine.

Another feeds you bananas, oh, another...

is massaging your feet.

Gees, what a feeling.

So delicious.

Ken.

Sherlock.

Ken.

What's going on, they must be crazy.

What's going on?

Are you crazy or what.

Jerk.

I though you'd never return

calling us names. Let's go.

Take it easy. We're buddies, aren't we?

We should work together to solve this problem.

Who are you? Do I know you?

It's usual for officials to talk nonsense.

Yet I'm not an official any more.

Brothers and sister, show him.

Fancy that.

I want the lobster.

You can't have it.

You want to eat lobster?

What a nerve.

Be a man.

We're women.

Monroes's kick series.

Worshipping kid.

I missed it!

Ken.

Still want my lobster?

Sherlock, where are you?

Here.

Sherlock, want some lobster?

Be careful.

How is it?

- Enough?
- Eat slowly.

I'm full, and comfortable too.

So, what now?

Sex! But Tung's not taking us anywhere.

I've heard HK girls are easy.

They're bunch of tarts.

I'll take you to see some.

Really?

Have you got any HK dollars?

Who do you think I am? I was an official.

So what? You were in Shenzhen

escaped because I've so much money.

I've been have several times on business trips.

I've been to the hottest pubs and clubs here.

Let me put my baby go sleep first.

Then I'll show you the town.

- Great
- I Objection.

But Sherlock must stay with me.

Or I'll inform Brother Tung.

Alone with a woman? I can't.

Be a man.

Turn around. Look at me.

No.

Look at my eyes,

look.

What do you see in my eyes?

Dirt.

My eyes, not dirt.

It's care and love, can't you feel it?

They're as gentle as the wind.

And they're flowing out like
a river lowing to you.

Warming you, can you feel it?

Yes, warm, very warm.

The endless love.

Is the greatest of all.

Love makes us feel alright.

People say it's the happiest thing.

To be in love forever.

I'm willing to spend the rest of my life.

Loving you... keeping you... loving you.

"Love me tender, love me true."

"Take me to your heart, love me tender..."

get up, let's go.

- "Love me tender, love me true"
- What's she doing?

She's so excited she can keep going
till morning.

Wait, i have a question.

Where did you learn those lines?

MTV. Let's go.

"Take me to your heart..."

long time no see.

Let's live our lives between our legs.

What a fabulous place.

- How spectacular
- This is a great place.

Lets take a seat.

How are you tonight?

- Fabulous
- Sorry for interruption.

- I'm Lily
- Hi...

- I'm Monica...
- Hi...

come here.

Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Monica...

how do I look?

Very beautiful.

HK girls are beautiful.

You look like a hero to me honey.

You look... different

just having a look round. What's the matter?

Can we change places.

No way.

Now you've got a girl, you forget about me.

You don't even know what friendship is.

You don't like me?

Not really, i hate you.

I can't stand you, you're a nightmare.

No business for me again tonight.

Stay longer and you'll like me better.

Go ahead, cry your heart out.

Give him another one.

Well, she may look different.

But she's got a heart of gold.

Stay a bit longer, boss.

You'll discover her good points.

Good points? You're kidding.

I'm crazy about you.

I'm crazy about you, let go to bed.

Stop that nonsense, go to hell.

I'm crazy about you, let go to bed.

Stop.

Stand up.

I'm mad at you, get in the sick bed.

Very good.

That's terrible.

Excuse me. I'm going for a pee.

Brother.

Hold this, if anybody comes up to sing.

He's dead meat.

Yes, Brother, i'll take care of this.

Let's teach him a lesson.

Brother Dean, how's it going?

Great.

Smoothly?

Smoothly.

Beat him.

Show some respect.

What are you doing.

Go to hell.

Who want to show respect for Daen?

He's the one.

Sell me out, would you.

Who wants to hurt Brother Dean?

Traitor.

Who hit me?

He's the one.

Me again?

No, Brother. It's another gang.

This guy was on your side just than.

What a guy, my loyal brother.

You're the last faithful fellow in the world.

Get the drink.

We must celebrate this.

- Why's he so excited
- Yeah, why?

Let's go for a drink first.

Cheers.

This is a big bottle, Brother Dean.

Don't ask question. Just drink it.

OK, i'll drink first.

Hold this, my buddy wants to sing.

May he?

Sure. Any friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Get up there, and sing.

On you go.

"Guangzhou-Kowloon three days trip."

Our plan is to rob this bank.

We'll die rich then.

You must be joking. There's only seven of us.

I don't wish to discuss that!

Rule no1, you must obey my instructions.

Rule no. 2 to no. 10, refer to rule no. 1.

Do something for me within the next two days.

We'll be your slaves.

What do you want us to do?

Get some fire-arms.

Get some fire-arms?

Prom where?

Our contact

goes for a sauna every afternoon.

There's a big black mole on his buttock.

The song will be the password.

Follow me.

Why do I love you? Because you're pretty.

Why do I love you? Because you're great.

You're fair, very fair. Beautiful.

- Yeah
- Stop.

Open the envelope.

Once you reach the contact's place.

Further instructions are inside.

That's OK. I'm keeping it.

I've got the letter.

I was informed

that Tung and his gang...

have arrived HK recently.

They visited the HK Bank Headquarters
as tourists.

Will they try to rob the bank?

It's possible.

Yet there may be other reasons.

But what's their motive?

They're from very strange backgrounds.

I'm expecting some thing big.

They're ordered to put a stop to it
as soon as possible.

So public safety can be maintained

as also informed that they'll act within 3 days.

May, check it out tonight.

Yes Madam!

What a great place! Expensive lamps.

Behave yourselves.

We'll split up here. Remember our password?

Sure I Why do I love you? Because you're pretty.

Who's there?

Why do I love you? Because you're great.

We'll never find him this way.

How can we see their buttocks?

If they keep staying in the water.

I have an idea.

That didn't work!

You're fair, very fair.

Hair on his back!

Why do I love you? Because you're great.

What are you two doing here?

We're looking for the bathroom.

That way please, also

please stop examining others posteriors.

What? What?

I mean the hips.

What did he say?

Buttocks.

What's that?

Jerk.

Mind your language.

May I help you, sir?

No birth mark.

Who's turn is this?

Yours.

Mine?

May I serve you, sir?

Sure.

I'm well prepared for this, jerk.

You can't escape.

Run.

Catch him.

It's big.

Birth mark.

Brother Dean?

Who are you?

We're the ones at the club.

The night club.

Why do I love you because you're pretty.

Why do I love you because you're great.

You're fair, very fair.

Beautiful.

You're the one.

What happened? What's the matter?

You must know the reason!

Sure! Change and come with me.

Since you're with Tung, i'll show you.

This case costs 30 thousand
this one is 50 thousand.

Also, a hundred dollars for one bullet.

That's a lot! What's the difference
between them?

Some are real and some are false, jerk.

I can tell the 1 st box is fake.

The second box is false, fool.

How come it's more expensive?

30 thousand US for the real ones.

5 Thousand Taiwanese dollars for the fake ones.

Hold it. I'll check our instruction.

I'll read it out.

Dear sir... oh, no! You read it.

Wait a minute.

Dear sir... you read it.

Kill Dean and seize the fire-arms.

What's your instruction from Tung?

Nothing...

let me see it.

It's in Arabic, you won't understand.

Tell me, then.

Dear Sir, i've heard Dean is a hero...

of intelligence, charm, and skill.

He's talented and high-spirited.

He's a man of words...

show me!

Dean... darn it, i can't read.

Oh, thanks, you're too nice to me.

If you show me some respect.

I'll show you more.

I'll give you 10% discount.

Brother Dean, you're so nice!

We're grateful to you...

for the discount on your esteemed weapons.

You bet! This top-grade pistol...

will definitely kill, right?

Sure!

You'd better stand still.

Don't move!

What's the meaning of this?

We've been ordered to kill you.

What a nerve.

Don't move! There's only one real pistol

in this whole apartment.

Don't move, sit down.

I've been expecting this.

I was also ordered

to kill you one by one.

Now, i'm in charge.

I've got him.

Talk! Where are the real firearms?

To tell you the truth, there no real ones here.

Darn you.

What should we do now?

I have an idea.

What?

There's something wrong with Tung.

What a fuss! We all know that.

Stop pretending you're clever, fool.

The feeling's mutual.

"Councilor Chu visit Fu Xing Cun tomorrow."

Let's get him... let's kill...

Brother, we didn't let you down.

We've slaughtered Dean and gang.

And seized all the weapons.

We've got them all, be careful.

Though we've slain many.

I still feel like killing.

Let's go again and see if there any left.

How's Dean?

Dean, his rib cage has been

broken into pieces.

In fact, we killed so many.

We just brought their underwear to show you.

Well done! Put the guns in my room later.

- We'll have dinner first
- OK.

Let's carry on killing.

Are you crazy?

How about now?

Sherlock, are you alright?

I'm alright.

He must be wondering what were up to.

I think he'll be suspicious.

Take the baby.

Well, see you at dinner.

Sure.

There's something suspicious about Jenny.

What?

I was wrong about this lot.

They're smarter than I thought.

What should we do then?

Easy, after all

they don't know my real play.

How's your said getting on?

I followed your instruction thoroughly.

I'm going there to have a meeting.

- Keep your eye on this bunch
- Sure,

no problem, Brother Tung.

Why did you follow me?

Madam Mui ordered me to come.

You'd better go back, i'll be responsible.

No, i can't.

Don't waste our time like this.

OK, start the investigation!

- Brother Tung...
- How's Brother Dean?

He was beaten up by those jerks.

And his fire-arms were seized.

He's hopeless. He can't even put on a show.

And got beaten up on top of that.

Brother Tung, i've checked Fook Sing Estate.

If we arrive half an hour later than the jerks.

The cops would have all gone to the bank.

That way, we can easily get Councilor Chu.

But, what's the point of getting her?

Her husband is the chairman of a big company.

With a fortune of at least 1 7 billion.

If I hold her go ransom for a billion.

He'd probably agree.

We'll be rich.

Maybe it's time for you girls to come down.

Nice! Where did you learn that?

The Royal Hong Kong Police Force.

A bloody cop?

What should we do now?

Let's wait and see.

Find a place and hide first.

Come on, what are you afraid of?

- No
- Don't be afraid.

- You're bad
- Come on baby...

- Come on baby...
- I won't bath with you.

Slut! I'll get you later.

Don't cry.

I'll feed you...

come here, come her...

can't twist...

wow, it moves, it must be electrical.

Goodness, an electrical bed?

A switch for speed adjustment too.

High speed.

Faster, faster...

how comfortable.

Oh, darn... i almost fainted.

Put some LSD in it, let's have fun.

Left, yes, right, no, left, yes...

yes what? And No what?

- Oh, you're here
- What are you talking about?

Come here, come, come.

Let's have some beer.

Do you want to get me drunk?

No! I'll drunk first.

Drug in the left, but not in the right.

You said you were going to do
something big. When?

In 2 day time, i'll be rich.

Where?

I can't tell you now.

Tell me.

This beer is powerful.

Darn it, you're useless.

Women, women...

put some perfume on first.

That drug is really powerful.

You're weaker than I thought.

How can you lie down like this.

Sexy legs, massage me.

Darling!

Have you got rid of that slut?

Come on, tell me about it.

Don't be so childish.

Stop being selfish.

Come on, tell me.

Alright, i tell you.

Tung brought those jerks in to die.

The cops will catch them.

So we can get the Councilor and chat cop.

And then will be rich.

How can you have an orgasm while
giving me a massage?

That's enough. We don't want to kill him.

Biggie.

I've only got half a chest left.

Woman! Woman.

Wake up.

Woman, have you seen any women?

You've got a one track mind.

We're dead meat.

Dead meat.

Goodness, my breast's got swollen.

- Rub it hard.
- How's that? Better?

Close the door.

How dare Tung. He wants us to die for him.

Shame on him.

Shall we inform Public Security?

Hong Kong people call them Police.

No way! We're illegal immigrants.

They'll send us back if they catch you.

No, please don't...

shut up, let's think of a way.

Think, think...

who's she?

Jenny! Our coach.

Take her clothe off first.

I can do it myself.

Slowly, let her do it herself.

No, let's help her...

what happened here? What's going on?

That's big! What a big wound.

You got shot.

Internal injury too.

Guess what?

What?

I'm Police Inspector Jenny Tung.

- Don't be afraid,
- It's okay.

I joined your gang

because I wanted to know your plan.

Yet, tung discovered my identity.

Why did you come back?

The dangerous place is the safest place.

Tung will never find her here.

Inform the police!

The police will get us too.

The worst comes to the worst
you'll be sent back.

It's better than being dead.

- Go!
- Call the police.

Fetch a doctor to pull the bullet out.

That's right, but where can we find one?

There is one over there.

Sure.

Who are you calling?

It's incoming, i just got down.

It was wrong number, i'll go back up.

Have you seen Jenny?

Jenny? Yes, we've just had dinner.

After that she went to bed. I'll go back up.

No body is allowed to make any calls tonight.

Don't go yet! I'll take you to someone.

Bite hard, come, here, here.

Brother Tung, you'd better stay here.

Why?

It's embarrassing!

Right?

Don't stop.

I heard a woman scream! Who was it?

Excuse us, we got over-excited.

Ken, come and join in!

No, thanks! You take your time.

Stay inside your rooms tonight.

Understand?

Lock the door.

How it going?

What should we do?

We can't stay here anymore.

I've got it, i've got the bullet.

Blood.

Wake up, wake up.

Are you crazy? Jenny is a cop.

Jenny's a cop?

Yes.

I've made a big mistake

please re-educate me.

If Jenny has informed the cops

we're not safe here.

Brother, we found Jenny dead in her room.

What's going on?

It's horrible.

Don't be scared.

Get out the road.

I've checked her pulse. She's dead.

Shall we get rid of the body?

Let it rot here.

We'll be gone tomorrow anyway

besides, nobody lives here.

I wonder if she has called the cops.

She wouldn't be here if she had.

She'll be in hospital by now.

OK, 3 more hours till dawn.

Let's sleep.

He's gone.

You're very brave.

No, it was just too painful to make any sound.

Don't rob the bank tomorrow
go to Fook Sing Estate.

Rescue Councilor Chu and inform the police.

Ask for inspector Shang.

Stop talking, it's almost dawn.

I'll check your wound, horrible.

You men are to pull a job with Rooster today.

Obey his instructions.

Use the fire-arms you got from Dean.

I have something to take care of
see you tonight.

Follow me.

Since Brother Tung's out, i'm in charge.

Leslie, inform the Police.

Go direct to Tung's hiding place.

Oh yes, call an ambulance for Jenny.

Tie him up first.

Help! Help!

Councilor Chu is gone.

Please deliver this to inspector Shang.

There you go.

So it's you.

You remember me? Last time.

You were great

kicked me out into the street.

And claimed that you'd get rid of me.

So it's something personal.

Why did you drag me into it?

Shut up! Or they'll hurt you.

Brother Tung.

Check me out, i'm not involved.

She kicked you into the street.

I know that.

You're reasonable man.

Yes, i am.

So, you can let me go!

You stay, because you're so rich.

But that's got nothing to do with you.

Shut up. That won't work with him.

But I want to go home. Shut your mouth, slut.

It's no use, he won't let you go.

I told you to shut up.

What do you want?

What do I want?

I want to slash you into 9 pieces.

Great! Slash her!

- Brother Tung, release me!
- Shut up,

- Or you'll be slashed too!
- Shut up! Slut!

Tie them up.

I'm not involved!

Take them to water mill, hang them up.

What? What?

My baby girl is crying!

Feed her, then.

My breast is already swollen.

Let's search the place.

We have to find the weapons.

You mean these broken antiques?

Never mind! Grad one each.

Listen, we'll split into groups.

You 3 go that way, we'll go this way.

Wait! Go to hell.

Me?

Jerk.

How are you doing? Feeling good?

Release me, you'll never get away with this.

Oh, where has your sophistication gone now?

Shall you be sophisticated

when you're hanged?

Stop it, he'll only get worse.

Save your breath.

Shut up.

Turn the wheel.

Help! I'm drowning.

It has nothing to do with her! Untie her.

It's locked, are they all dead?

Bruce, Bruce...

sounds like Leslie.

How come he's so quick?

Hold this, i'll take a look.

Did you call the cops?

Brother, where are the others?

They're all here.

Brother, let's go.

Quick.

Leslie, you first.

Stand up.

He's bloody strong.

Bye.

Go to hell.

Stand up, let's go.

Don't move. The monkey series.

Dragons from the sea.

The worshipping Virgin.

He fits like a fat lady on the loo.

I'm alright.

God, versus Evil.

Be quiet, don't cry.

You cry-We die.

OK, i'll feed you.

Little slut, just a few month's old

and you've got teeth, like a vampire.

You mom must have
given birth to you in a coffin.

Alright. I'll use the other breast.

Come on, quick.

Sherlock, their weapons

are more powerful.

God knows, go, anyway.

Bruce, show them what you've got.

I'll take care of this jerk.

Run away.

Sherlock, i've had enough, you take care of him.

Darn it! These weapons are bloody awful.

Deal! You don't scare me. Schwarzeneggar.

Here your are.

Great! Especially at your age.

Of course.

The young one is good too.

Anymore?

No, no, where are my friends?

You want to see them? Get them in here.

My darling.

My Sweetie Pit.

Oh! You called me Sweetly Pie.

You're both caught.

Where are the others?

Give me back my baby.

Wait, where's Leslie? Leslie?

Help, help! Oh.

Leslie, how are you?

Don't move me! My leg is broken.

I can't sing anymore.

Don't worry, i'll give you one of mine.

That won't help, your legs are too fat.

1,2,3,4,5, there should be one more.

Ken? Ken.

Bring him here.

Humpty humpty sat on a wall.

Ken! Ken...

humpty humpty had a great fall...

ken! Ken! What happened?

Ken.

Who is this, mummy?

Ken... look at me, do you remember me?

Ken.

Daddy.

Don't pretend to be sorry.

We're all in same boat.

Why do you help outsiders before me?

Why did you want us to die for you?

Are you talking to me?

Come.

Monroe.

The woman loves you
and look at the way you teat her?

You two.

Stop dreaming about stardom.

Not everybody can be one!

You're worse than animals.

You don't love your baby.

I do.

You do?

Yes.

Okay.

Give me my baby! Give her back.

She's crying now.

No! Don't! I love her very much.

Prove it.

This is the proof. Look.

Wow! Looks great.

So you really do love her, eh?

Then cut off your breast for her.

Oh you go! Do it! Do it.

Don't cut off my breast
I don't have breast cancer.

Don't, i'm a woman.

I know how important they are.

Don't.

Cut it.

Intuitive Hit.

Don't move.

Don't move...

step aside