Original subtitles

I don't want to live,, on this planet-.

,,anymore in your name-- 404 us four-.

countries, in Europe Europe friends-.,, yeah-.

,,and one more-- oh-.,, you said you're from-.

,,Colombia-- do you know where Colombia is-.

nope and,, you're from Colombia-- yeah but-.

I'm really,, bad with the map point to-.

where we are, right now-.

give me a guess, okay that's Russia-.,, where-.

is Japan

that's, Spain that's a has extent-.,, it's-.

nice, three-.,, countries in in Europe-.

don't do this I don't, I don't know how-.

,many countries do you know in-.,, Europe no-.

I don't know,, anything about-- that name-.

three countries in,, Europe-- I don't know-.

you don't,, know-- the countries in-.,, Europe-.

,ah-.,, can you name like four four countries-.

,,in Europe no Indiana it's over here-.

,somewhere yeah Kentucky it's like in the-.

,,area down here which one's Kentucky-- I-.

have no idea how many,, continents are-.

there that's,, ridiculous-.

how many continents are there in the

world, five how many-.,, continents are-- there-.

continents,, palace is one-- two three four-.

I'd say about five,, I'm gonna name it-.

North America South America and then

there's Asia

,there's-.,, Africa there's Europe China is-.

make,, with Jeff Jeff an and that's an-.

Africa as well, oh shit-.

three explorers,, it had something-- to do-.

with,, America-- Joe-.,, George George something-.

George,, something how many continents are-.

there in the world,, I don't-- know-.

,,13 when he went-- to college-.,, right-- I mean-.

didn't you,, take some kind of course to-.

cover this stuff where is the,, Pacific-.

Ocean oh my gosh

where's Iran India,, maybe around-- me-.

[Music]

name one country in Europe why are you

both doing this you can't be serious

,,you're looking right at our with-- Bill-.

oh my goodness electricity, and why how-.

,,would it make electricity well they-.

always have those,, towers with-.

electricity cold, so-.,, maybe it looks-- like-.

,a big huge place for electricity oh-.,, just-.

one tower,, yep just made electricity how-.

many continents are in the world

I don't know that,, 14-- how many thought-.

enter in the world oh, god okay I don't-.

know,, 24 times now four continents Emma-.

say four continents, you've gotta-.,, stop-.

,,masturbating-- it's-.,, melting your brain can-.

you name like four countries in, Europe-.

friends friends sorry

and you say,, three countries-- in Europe-.

,,three countries zero yes I know it's-.

,Madrid not having sex-.,, for 12 years will-.

do that to a, person-.

,,you name a country-- that borders the-.

,United States a country mm-hmm-.

,,and what what college you-- go to-.

Saddleback Saddleback College

what are you people on dope,, name-- the-.

five bodies oceans, oh shit yeah-.

[Music]

I beg your, pardon what did you say-.

what,, name the five oceans Atlantic-.

Pacific Indian,, another one Pacific-.

Atlantic, no-.,, Pacific Atlantic China Sea-.

you said China let's say China China

China China China,, I have to have my-.

China China China because China China

China China China China China

you said Pacific Atlantic,, thank you-.

,Karthik one more last one what's the-.

capital of New York yeah,, New York New-.

,,York-.

which one New York City,, in milk Steve-.

what's the capital of New York my, family-.

,,call you stupid sometimes-.

the capital of New York I don't know

Philadelphia,, right what is-- wrong with-.

you, what-.,, city is known as the-- City of-.

,Lights let's I-.,, guess okay what socialite-.

was arrested in,, LA-.

[Laughter]

how many awful towers are there in Paris

,I say about ten-.,, god damn there's a lot-.

of stupid bastards walking around

where was the, billing-.,, wall-- yeah-.,, believe-.

,me I don't-.,, know-- Vance is this question-.

,but I'm thinking okay Israel-.,, how many-.

,,continents are in the world-- hey you sure-.

,,know-- how many there's a Mexico you nuts-.

,where is Afghanistan-.

[Music]

that's in,, Bob way a little different a-.

,,little-- different-.

tell me generally where, Columbia is-.

that's Australia which two countries

,,born in the United States it's not funny-.

what is the capital of New York I'm from

Texas what state, is the Grand Canyon and-.

where is Paris London well,, London Paris-.

London Paris right

well no,, London's a city also-- Oh London's-.

,,in English yeah well it is in Europe-.

,what city is Paris in England Paris in-.

England are in you said you have,, clear-.

yes how many give the, N hi you help them-.

,,with-- their homework body of oceans arty-.

Pacific Atlantic Arctic

yeah so we let the altar,, Indian right-.

,what is the capital-.,, of New York okay no-.

no,, it's not before it's uh oh my gosh-- I-.

know it's not New York, City and I know-.

that's,, what-- you're counting-.,, on what-.

country, has-.,, the longest border with the-.

,,u.s. to-- focus border I'm about to see-.

,,all the room tailored to what country is-.

one country America, Oh-.

,north america/south up there so three-.

Australia Antarctica, Asia I want to say-.

no it's,, not Russia-- what the fuck you-.

,,talking-- about where is the Amazon-.

located somewhere in your Africa's, no no-.

you name a country,, that borders the-.

,United-.,, States-.

[Music]

what is the capital New York what is the

largest country, in South America in-.

South,, America and where is-- Iran I don't-.

know like South Europe or something

,,South Iraq is in south to go to Europe-.

,to go south-.

how many continents are in the world

,seven how many continents are in the-.

world,, hey how many are there-.

fuck, what's the capital of New York-.

,whereas the Berlin Wall located-.,, in the-.

former Soviet Union, oh darn what is the-.

capital of New York man

young, dumb Buckeye store kid young Dumbo-.

,,high school kids-.