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[Wu Xin The Monster Killer]

Episode 18

How is it?

Gu, you've taken the entire arsenal with you?

It's always good to be prepared!

I didn't ask you to carry them for me.

Where is that bragging Taoist Master?

Coming!

Here you are.

How's your preparation coming along?

Preparations?

Did you see them?

Hold this.

All the talismans I drew are in here.

Have a look.

Here's more.

What is that? It looks like some scrap metal.

Do you even have any sense?

These are flashlights that I got from my Western friends.

Look. This is the switch.

Just push it up...

See?

There's light coming out of it.

I'd rather hold a lantern.

Could you not bring up your lousy lantern?

We were nearly blown up because of that lousy lantern of yours.

Stop bickering.

Let's grab our gear and get going.

Let's go!

Give it back to me if you don't want it!

You have no taste.

Wait up!

Those young men died here.

This place is quite far from the cave.

I didn't say that it isn't.

It'd be easier if those little monsters were in that cave.

I can just blow them up with a bit more explosives.

But they came out here!

I can't possibly blow up the entire mountain.

Lower your voice.

You might draw it out here.

Didn't the three of us come here in the middle of the night

to wait out here instead of sleeping so we can draw out the monster?

I just want to be prepared before we draw it out.

Listen! What is that sound?

This... Look up!

Brigade Commander Gu!

Do I have bird droppings on my face?

Could you please aim more accurately the next time you shoot?

He's really unlucky. We didn't shoot any monsters but he got his face

full of droppings.

Listen. Luckily, it was just a flock of birds.

Go on. Go and check out the place.

I'll take a break.

I'm so tired.

Who is it?

It's me.

Yue Ya?

What are you doing here?

I didn't see the three of you return, so I was worried.

No... But aren't you scared to come here all alone?

I'm not.

I used to run freely in the mountains when I was little.

This won't do!

Although unwilling to leave, I'll escort Ms. Yue Ya back first.

It's almost dawn. I don't think that anything's going to happen.

We'll go back together.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Hold it!

What sound is that?

Can you stop fooling around?

No, hold it!

It's this sound!

It's over there!

Spirits of heaven and earth, I command you!

Even your blood doesn't work.

Run!

Run!

Hurry up!

- Over here! - There?

Wait for me!

Over here!

Wait for me!

Listen up, Wu Xin! The next time anything like this happens

please don't ask me along!

Stop running!

Look! It's gone!

How did we get here so quickly?

It's gone just like that?

Wu Xin, use your senses to detect it.

How is it? Can you detect anything?

There's nothing.

Such a huge thing just disappears like that?

Wu Xin, look! What is that?

Why is there so much slime on the ground?

Why is it so similar to mucus?

When Wu Xin came home from the cave the previous time

he had this on him as well.

That's right. On the bones of those two dead soldiers

we found this slime as well.

Could it come from that dark shadow?

Be careful!

There's something in here!

- What is it? - What's going on?

Let's check to see if there are other entrances around.

We have to seal this up first and discuss when we get back to the camp.

We heard some gunshots near the cave

so we went in the direction of the sound and saw two white silhouettes dash past.

White silhouettes?

What sort of while silhouettes?

I didn't see them clearly. It was really too dark then.

Did anything unusual happen?

It's not exactly unusual, but we found two iron rods

on the ground after the white silhouettes ran away.

- Iron rods? - Yes.

It must be that bitch Yue Qi Luo who sent her paper dolls to dig the hole!

Don't say a word about this. Do you hear me?

Yes!

What's Yue Qi Luo's purpose in releasing the beetles?

Assassinate Commander Gu?

Decrease the morale of the troops?

Could it be that she got greedy and wanted to take the gold mine?

I think... it's neither.

Could you both be a bit more serious?

Commander in chief has us pressed for time!

Talk seriously and come up with a solution!

Taoist Master, do you remember that row of buckets filled with excrement?

Why would you suddenly bring that up?

Think about it. If those buckets didn't serve as a repellent

why would Yue Qi Luo make an effort to place them there?

Why are you talking about shit again?

Why are you talking about toilets?

We're talking about the gold mine! Can you think of a solution?

Commander Gu, aren't Wu Xin and I already trying to think of a solution?

Commander Gu, that cave is the nest of the beetles.

As for digging the gold mine, we can only see if it works.

Why don't I list the things that I need?

Try and get them for me as soon as possible.

Go on and tell me!

Even if you list stars, I'll get them for you. Do you believe me?

Dharma Master! I've got you the things that you want!

Black dog's blood, compass, black donkey's hoof, red ink

and mahogany wood sword. How is it?

We still need one more item.

What is it?

The urine of a virgin man.

Urine of a virgin man?

That's easy.

I have such a huge camp here with so many people.

I can at least get ten.

Don't get the very young ones.

Find someone around the age of 30.

What? Someone around the age of 30?

I can even get you dog's blood from a 30-year-old dog. Do you believe it?

Get me an army flask.

I have an idea.

Taoist Master, I have a question for you, but I don't know if I should ask.

I will tell you all that I know.

Go ahead.

- Are you a virgin? - Dharma Master.

How can you talk like that?

He is a Taoist monk who practices Taoism.

What is that called?

It's called a sharp sense of honor and utmost chastity.

He's not under Quanzhen Taoism. He is not that restricted.

Taoist Master, if you still are a virgin

please urinate in this flask for me. I need it urgently.

Taoist Master, are you a virgin?

Are you?

Vulgar! Despicable! Get out!

Get out!

Help us out.

You...

Do they even need to ask?

Do they even need to ask?

Of all people, you have to offend him.

This is no joke.

If I wanted to offend him, I would have ages ago.

Why would we even have to do this today?

This is the snack and water flask that Chu Chen Zi sent over.

Here, have a seat.

This isn't too bad.

Here.

Isn't that Taoist priest quite weird?

He sent snacks and his urine flask over here together.

What did you say is in that flask?

A virgin's urine.

Have it.

Get ready.

I plan to go into the cave again today.

How long has he been in there already?

Slightly longer than two hours.

If Wu Xin can't make it out from there, what should I do?

Yue Ya will surely cry to death.

Stop waiting out here. Come with me.

Yes!

Let's go.

Brigade Commander...

Could there really be ghosts in it?

I'm not even afraid to go in there alone.

There are so many of you! What's there to be afraid of?

If there really are monsters and ghosts, I'll be the first to take them on!

Brigade Commander!

Is it Wu Xin?

It's me.

Give me a hand!

- Dharma Master! - Here, slowly!

Slowly! Here!

Have you found anything?

I found this.

That is so disgusting!

Let's go. We'll talk later when we get back.

Here, have some tea.

Don't burn your tongue.

I finally understand why Yue Qi Luo put those buckets of excrement there.

That thing is afraid of shit?

No, that thing is actually a sort of carnivorous beetle.

As soon as it catches the scent of a living creature

it will form a team to go after their prey.

So those buckets of shit are used to cover up her scent.

I should have thought of that sooner.

If those beetles were evil spirits, she'd have wiped them out a century ago.

Why would she leave them in there till now?

Judging by what both of you just said

we really can't eliminate all the beetles?

Look.

What is that?

That... Isn't that the slime we found at the entrance?

You're right.

The beetles changed into slime.

It's not afraid of my blood. It's only scared of sunlight.

It turned into slime after being exposed to the sun.

When it gets under the sun, it...

It... It just melts away?

Why don't we dig up the entire surface and kill all those beetles with sunlight?

No. There are too many of them.

Unless we scrape the mountain even.

Commander Gu, do you want more people to die?

Definitely not!

Those are my men! If they were to die on the battlefield

that is an honor.

But dying in the mine? What is that about?

We can only seal the cave.

There is no other way.

But what do we say to Commander in chief?

I didn't say that you have to answer to him.

Just get someone who can talk his way out of this.

Wu Xin, look! There is still...

What are you looking at me for?

I'm saying that this bug's leg is still intact.

It really didn't melt.

Commander in chief, a couple of days ago I accidentally learned by divination

that you are destined to have a crisis.

Now, I believe that this crisis is in this issue with the gold mine.

What does this mean?

After my inspection at the scene

I am sure that the location of the gold mine is where

your luck in war is based.

If we excavate it so rashly, it might do you irrevocable harm. subtitles ripped by riri13

Commander in chief, please forgive me for interrupting so boldly.

Everyone now knows that you've sent troops in to dig up this gold mine

so if this matter doesn't come to an end

it will damage your integrity.

That's true.

Taoist Master, the fortune teller told me that I'm in good fortune this year.

I will have unexpected wealth.

Commander in chief might not know about this.

"Good fortune" has two definitions, one on the surface and one hidden.

The one on the surface means that you will gain wealth.

The hidden one means that you will gain power and reputation.

The problem is...

Don't leave your words hanging. What is the problem?

That bastard Zhang Xian Zong has long set his eyes on the gold mine.

If he sneaks in one day to dig in it

- what should we do about it? - I dare him to do that!

I'll send my troops in right away to wipe out that tiny Wen County!

Commander in chief is strong and mighty! Commander in chief is wise!

By pretending to dig the gold mine... What is this called?

Advance along one path while secretly going along another!

Commander in chief has such wonderful foresight!

This action not only expanded your territory

but also enhanced your authority!

Isn't that the proof of your good fortune?

Gu Guo Qiang, I'll give you seven days.

Go and take down that tiny Wen County for me.

Yes, Commander in chief!

I will definitely not let you down!

Run!

Yue Ya.

You're home?

It's so cold outside. Why didn't you close the door?

Because I was waiting for you to come home.

Here, sit down. I'll get you some water.

What is it?

Did something happen to Commander Gu again?

No. What else can go wrong with him?

He's so flush with success.

The other day, didn't you say that you have something to tell me?

What is it?

Yue Ya, let's move back to our small house.

Why?

Isn't it quite nice living here?

It's quieter in our house. There are some things that

I need to explain to you in detail.

You know how to keep me in suspense now.

Sure, I'll follow you wherever you go.

You let Zhang Xian Zong and Yue Qi Luo get away? What have you been doing?

Please appease your anger, sir.

This is due to our negligence.

What's the use of saying that now?

Put up a notice right away for a reward of 500 yuan for their arrest.

Whatever you do, you have to capture them!

- Yes! - Hurry up!

Dharma Master.

Despite Yue Qi Luo's power, she can't grow an army from beans.

You have your men in Wen County now.

They won't be able to stir up any trouble for the time being.

I won't feel at ease until I've captured both of them.

By the way, I'm here to tell you that

Yue Ya and I will be moving back to our own house.

Why are you moving back there?

Is this house not big enough or are there not enough rooms?

Why do you have to move back home?

No matter how big the rooms are, this still isn't my home.

Haven't I already told you?

My house is your house. What is mine is yours!

That's right.

But there are too many people around, so it's still a bit uneasy for us.

Both of you have such brains of poor people.

Dharma Master, do you see that intersection?

When Zhang Xian Zong came after me back then

if I'd taken a turn and headed to Tianjin, I wouldn't have seen you again.

Fate brings people together.

Yes, we are indeed destined to meet.

By coincidence, we meet up again and again.

Yes, it hasn't been easy for us to get acquainted.

In the future, both of you mustn't become strangers.

Don't worry. I won't pick a fight with him.

He can't be killed anyway and he can't defeat me either.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

- What is it? - What are you doing?

This is for you.

And this is for you.

No... You really do remember all those movies.

Lad, you've grown to be so much more romantic!

You're the laziest at home, but now you're diligent out here.

What is this?

I love you both.

No... She's happy to hear you say that

but why do I feel so disgusted?

Yue Ya! Wu Xin!

Wait for me!

Where's Wu Xin?

I'm asking you a question. Where is Wu Xin?

The time is almost up.

What are your plans?

The chicken... is talking.

I'm not a chicken.

My name is Bai Liu Li.

A chicken has a name as well?

I already told you that I'm not a chicken.

Don't be scared.

He is...

- He is a monster? - I am a fairy.

I'm just here to see Wu Xin as promised.

This hen is only a temporary host at the moment.

Promise?

What promise?

Does she not know about it at all?

Why don't you have something to eat first?

What don't I know about?

He might not age or die

but he will fall into a deep slumber every 100 years.

He will then forget everything about the previous century.

We are friends

so whenever he falls into deep slumber, I'm always around to look after him.

What he just said... Is that true?

Yue Ya, I had wanted to tell you about this.

But there was that accident at the gold mine

and then Gu Xuan Wu was in a battle

so I couldn't find the right time to tell you about it.

I never wanted to keep this from you.

How long do you still have left?

How long do you still have left before you go to sleep?

About... a month?

When you wake up... you will forget who I am?

Take your chicken and get out!

- Get out! - Yue Ya...

- Hear me out! - Get lost!

- Yue Ya, hear me... - Get out of here!

Get out!

Yue Ya!

Get out!

- Go away! Now! - I won't leave!

I...

You won't leave?

I will!

I'll leave...

Yue Ya...

He said that he will never keep any secrets from me!

We only just got married! Despicable jerk!

I dote on you and take care of you. I had my heart set on being with you

but you actually...

You'll actually forget all about me after waking up from your sleep?

Dharma Master! What are you doing?

Are you learning to hatch eggs from the hen?

How many times have I said? I'm not a chicken.

This chicken can even talk?

Open up your darn eyes and take a good look at me.

You're the chicken.

Bai Liu Li, stop scaring them.

It's because of such a trivial matter?

Don't take it to heart.

All lasses have quite a temper.

Let me talk her around.

You'd better not go in there.

Don't worry. As a brother, if I approach her it will be different.

I'm Yue Ya's brother.

Lass! Open the door!

It's your brother! Gu Guo Qiang!

Lass! Open the door for your brother!

Lass!

- It's opened. - Yue Ya.

Lass, listen to me!

Wu Xin doesn't mean to lie to you, understand?

Lass!

Dharma Master, you might be good at killing monsters

but you have to learn how to coax women from me.

Watch carefully.

Lass! Sister!

Yue Ya!

It's all right.

It will be fine in a few days.

It's going to be fine in a few days.

Yue Ya, I really didn't mean to keep it from you.

Yue Ya!

Yue Ya, hold on!

All right now, I think that's enough.

Even if you don't care about him, shouldn't you respect my feelings?

It's already time for lunch. Get me something to eat.

Yue...

My good sister.

I feel so wronged.

I came all the way here to have some of your homemade cuisine

and all you made for me is this?

Do you think that you're feeding a pig?

Is this swine food? I've known you for centuries.

You're giving me such poor food? Are you really treating me as a chicken?

Wu Xin, I'll be out traveling for two days.

Once you've settled this matter, I'll come back here.

Lass!

What is it?

You're still angry?

As long as you stop being angry, you can do whatever you want.

You get to make him kneel or you get to hack at him.

Or you get to stab him.

As long as it appeases your anger, you can do whatever you want.

Once you're not angry, go and make me some food.

Make up your own mind.

Yue Ya.

What are you calling me for? Aren't you going to forget me?

Turn around.

Let me have a look at you.

Da Bai was right.

You seem honest, but you're not trustworthy at all!

Last time, you promised never to lie to me again.

It's only been a few days!

Yue Ya.

I told you before. Since I've chosen you, I don't care what you might look like.

But you can't lie to me!

You kept such a serious matter from me.

When do you plan to keep me in the dark?

Until you wake up from your slumber and forget all about me?

I'd rather forget who I am than forget you!

I will never trust you again.

I should have told you sooner!

But I was afraid to tell you.

I was afraid that you'd be upset after you found out.

You'd be sad.

I'm afraid to lose you.

I'm different from humans.

Even if human lives are short

humans still get to have a lot of memories when they grow old.

But what about me?

I stay alive in this world forever

but I only get to remember what happened in a set time.

I'm really scared.

I'm really scared that I'll forget you.

That I'll forget everything that has happened between us.

I'm also scared that...

I'm also scared that when I wake up from my sleep

you'll have to live your life alone.

As for me?

I'll get back to the life I used to have.

Living another century without memories.

Yue Ya.

It's my fault.

I've let you down.

I hope that you can forgive me.

I love you.

Stop right there!

I said that since I've chosen you

I won't ever change my mind!

When you go to sleep, I'll stay by your side.

I'll stay by your side no matter how many years you stay asleep.

I want to be the first person you see when you open your eyes.

I'll tell you everything that happened between us.

I want to spend a lifetime with you!

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