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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:05,179 So we all know Aliens crash landed here nearly 40 years ago. 2 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:07,339 Which is a long, long time. 3 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:10,859 OK. So here to tell us all about the important work 4 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:14,739 of Border Control is Lewis, who works here as a border guard. 5 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,019 Don't you, Lewis? 6 00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:18,179 Certainly do. Hello, 2G. 7 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:21,179 So who here thinks it's OK to take things that don't belong to them 8 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:23,059 without asking? 9 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:25,539 Anyone? Hands up, come on? 10 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:26,819 Nobody. Well done. 11 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:29,739 Because it's breaking the law, isn't it? 12 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:31,259 Do you know what, though? 13 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:32,939 Some people do. 14 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:34,179 "People". 15 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:36,499 They know we're talking about Morks, right? 16 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,259 Aliens. 17 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:39,579 Yeah... 18 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:41,899 Let's go have a look at the border, come on. 19 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:45,900 TANNOY: All Aliens must return to Troy immediately... 20 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:56,620 BEEP 21 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:01,700 SHOUTING 22 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:13,939 The wall was built in 1990 around the Alien zone 23 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:17,379 and this is the checkpoint. Busy, busy, busy. 24 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:18,899 That there is where we ID them, 25 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:21,019 and over there is where we tag and spray them. 26 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:25,020 These Aliens may look like us but there are some big differences. 27 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,859 Question. 28 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:29,739 Who here thinks it's OK to sell the hair off your body 29 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:32,459 for people to smoke as a life-destroying drug? 30 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:33,779 Anybody? 31 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:34,899 It's not, is it? 32 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:38,099 And that's why we spray them, to make their hair unsmokeable. 33 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:41,979 Your mates, your brothers your sisters - 34 00:01:41,980 --> 00:01:43,539 they get hooked on that, 35 00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:46,779 they can wave bye-bye to full neurological function. 36 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:49,259 Five years down the line they're in a wheelchair, 37 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:52,899 not a clue who you are. Not a clue! 38 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:55,699 All right, I can see some of them are getting a bit upset. 39 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:59,179 Some of them are fine. If they want to come over here to this side 40 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:01,819 and work and behave, great. 41 00:02:01,820 --> 00:02:04,499 But me and people like me are going to make sure they're tagged 42 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,819 and sprayed, and by eight o'clock, every one of them 43 00:02:06,820 --> 00:02:09,939 is back the right side of that wall. 44 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:11,419 So you lot sleep easy, 45 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:14,059 cos I'm not going to let anything bad happen. 46 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:18,060 That's a promise. 47 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:24,299 No to fur. 48 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,939 Cheer up, little one, you're on the good side. It's good here. 49 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:30,940 I'm here to protect you all. 50 00:02:56,420 --> 00:03:00,059 HE BANGS ON DOOR 51 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:03,059 Too short. Come back when you've got something to sell. 52 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:06,659 It's full body. Both of us. 53 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:09,299 Look, look at it, it's premium. 54 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:13,300 It ain't been sprayed. 55 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:22,180 RAZORS HUM 56 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:47,340 Take 'em off then. 57 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:57,260 And the rest. 58 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:02,019 GASP 59 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:05,139 Don't. Too slow! 60 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:06,939 Fell for my trick, didn't you? 61 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:10,659 I made you look amateur besides me. Yeah, I am so slick. 62 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:12,819 No-one can compete with my slickness. 63 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,419 You know this is Fabian's fur house? 64 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,659 - You're making a giant-sized mistake here. - Wrong! 65 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:20,660 I don't make mistakes. I make on-purposes. Now, come on. 66 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:26,419 You know once you go through that door, you've got a life expectancy of about 15 minutes? 67 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:29,339 Stick your door up your arse, yeah? Come here. 68 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:32,539 You tell Fabian that you got a visit from The Silence Crew. 69 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:33,779 Who? 70 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:35,819 The Silence Crew. 71 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:37,819 Because we're a crew. If you go against us, 72 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,099 then you get silenced, yeah? 73 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,579 Sounds like silent screw. 74 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:44,379 - Yep. - You shut up. I told you, we're not doing a name change. 75 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:46,859 - Ready? - Yeah. 76 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:48,859 What? What? 77 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:50,179 Stupid bastard. 78 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,939 What's that? Eh? 79 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:53,659 Come here, put your hand on there. 80 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:56,379 - Piss off. Why? - You'll find out when I show you, mate. 81 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:59,299 KNIFE SWIPES, BLOOD SPILLS Argh! 82 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,859 Silence! 83 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:03,299 - Hurry up! - What, what? 84 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:06,979 Silence Crew! 85 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:10,980 Come on, go, go, go, go! 86 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:16,780 WHEELS SCREECH 87 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:17,779 Dad, where's the pasta? 88 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:20,499 Remember I said get pasta? 89 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:23,099 - Do we need it? - For spag bol? 90 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:27,019 Yeah, otherwise it's just bol, isn't it? 91 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,459 All right, Hol? 92 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:32,139 - All right, Ivan? - All right. 93 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:33,939 Ivan's doing the stair thing, yeah... 94 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:35,939 All right if we leave Ely here for a bit? 95 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:38,299 'Course it is. 96 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:41,539 Got some business meetings to attend to. 97 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:43,539 He'll be no trouble, though. He's had his tea. 98 00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:45,299 No, he hasn't. 99 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:47,499 What, has he not? 100 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:50,059 Well, give him his tea then. 101 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:51,339 What's this? 102 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:55,340 - Excuse me, hello? - Urgh. 103 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:58,699 What? 104 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:02,700 Oh, he's all right. He thinks they're e-cigarettes. 105 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:12,099 Here you are, have some of this, loosen up. 106 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:14,219 No, thanks. It does nothing to me. You know that. 107 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:16,739 Where are you going anyway? I've got things to do? 108 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:20,459 - SHE LAUGHS - Like what, hot date? 109 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:22,659 - SHE LAUGHS - No, I didn't think so. 110 00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:24,379 We'll be back before 11, see you then. 111 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:26,019 Well, just be careful. 112 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:28,899 Yeah, I always am. See you later. 113 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:32,900 See ya. 114 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:39,900 LAUGHTER ON TV 115 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:15,939 Hello, Lilyhot. 116 00:08:15,940 --> 00:08:18,299 How're things in Montpellier? 117 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:22,300 THICK FRENCH ACCENT: Things are very good. Very sunny today. 118 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:25,339 - You? - Yeah, good. 119 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:28,139 It's my birthday tomorrow, as a matter of fact. 120 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:31,779 Oh, special day. Tomorrow you celebrate. 121 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:33,779 Having a quiet one, actually. Just family. 122 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,339 That is nice celebration. 123 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,859 Well, you haven't met my family. 124 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:40,860 I say family - it's more a collection of horrible people. 125 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:44,899 You have a luminous beauty to you, Lilyhot. 126 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:48,900 It brightens my world. 127 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,099 Would you mind... um... 128 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:58,100 turning around and quite slowly taking your knickers off? 129 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:03,260 Happy birthday. 130 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:07,500 ZIP 131 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:26,139 I memorised the date. 132 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:27,979 That's nice. Mm, what's that? 133 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:30,979 - Dove for men. - Dove for men, nice. Yeah. 134 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:32,899 HE SNIFFS 135 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,499 - That's a lot of sniffing there, mate. - Sorry, sorry, 136 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:38,379 It's an alien thing. We sniff! We consider it normal. 137 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:40,499 Right. Well, we consider it very unnerving. 138 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,779 Yeah. So are you going to have a mad one tonight? 139 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:45,779 Do you know what I wish? Imagine if you could come to Troy. 140 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:48,219 I know what you're thinking. "They'd never let me in." 141 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:51,979 - No, that's not what I was thinking. - There's ways. 142 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:54,979 Secret tunnel. 143 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:56,619 You'd like it there. 144 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,059 It's honestly not as bad as they say. 145 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:02,139 You want to go home, do you? 146 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:05,259 Go on, on your way. 147 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:07,939 Do you want to lodge a complaint? Yeah, yeah? 148 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,659 What? Huh? 149 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:12,219 Go on, get on your way. What's wrong with you? 150 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:15,939 TANNOY: Curfew is in one hour. 151 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:19,459 Morks, always the same at curfew. 152 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:21,699 What were you doing on the human side today? 153 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,739 - Work. - And what kind of work is that? 154 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:27,740 BOTH: Contract cleaning. 155 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:33,700 What? 156 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:38,660 Pull over to the left, turn off your engine and get out of the car. 157 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:44,659 Pull over to the left, turn off your engine 158 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:48,660 and get out of the car. 159 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:51,539 Oi! 160 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:55,540 - ALARM BEEPS - Get back! 161 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,859 - Suits on! - What, are we going after them? 162 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:07,139 Yeah, do you need a minute to fit your panty liners? 163 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:10,099 Those fucking Morks are loose on our side. 164 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:14,100 - Get the money, get the fur! - Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. 165 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:18,620 SIREN 166 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:21,379 - First time, Garvey? - Yeah. 167 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:24,779 You'd never guess. 168 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:26,419 Kent, Butler, team up. 169 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,099 Truss, stick with Garvey. 170 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,139 Seriously, chief, 171 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:32,539 anyone else but him. 172 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:34,139 Going to need the dog whistles. 173 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:35,539 The what? 174 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:39,540 Alien sound grenades, Garvey. Only Morks affected. 175 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:46,340 Dead end! Ditch it! 176 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:52,819 Go, go, go! 177 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:56,820 - Entrance that way! - Entrance. 178 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:01,660 What you doing? 179 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:06,180 Sh, sh, sh. Shut your fucking mouth, right? 180 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,139 ON RADIO: Anything, anyone? Garvey? 181 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:12,779 They're here. 182 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:16,780 Use the dog whistle. We're coming to you. 183 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:24,780 HIGH-PITCHED BEEP Argh! 184 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:29,900 BEEP CONTINUES 185 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:37,339 BEEP STOPS 186 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,339 Garvey, what are you doing? 187 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:41,139 Argh! 188 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:42,979 Shit, Truss! 189 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:46,980 Sorry, sorry! 190 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:17,179 Moron. 191 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,459 Nice bit of kit, those sound grenades. 192 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,579 Not much use when the Morks know it's coming. 193 00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:25,139 Do you reckon they've done much research into them affecting humans? 194 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:26,419 Just thinking. 195 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:28,139 No effect. It can't happen. Right. 196 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,419 So maybe, like, one in 100,000, something like that? 197 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:34,420 One in nothing. It's anatomically impossible. 198 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,979 Hey, Dad, look, look. 199 00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:07,939 Come here, look at Lewis's face, when he realises. Look. 200 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,139 LAUGHING: Look! 201 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,499 "Sor-ry". 202 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,819 - Could happen to anybody, that. - In all seriousness, though, 203 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,939 I do feel safer knowing you're out there, 204 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,619 and not in here... 205 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,299 with access to the toaster. 206 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:25,300 THEY LAUGH 207 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:29,499 HE MAKES BOMB SOUND 208 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,099 Hey, pay no attention to Holly. She's jealous. 209 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,979 OK, bucket, yeah? 210 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,499 It's because you're the favourite. 211 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:40,339 I know, you're not supposed to say that, but you are. 212 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:43,979 Right, but why? 213 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,819 Why do you think your mum would never let you play out, 214 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:50,820 made sure you never got into any trouble, hm? 215 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:55,019 She said to me, 216 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:58,179 "This one is special. 217 00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:02,059 "So we keep him close." 218 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:04,259 Why do you think that was? 219 00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:06,739 I'm asking you that question, aren't I? Why? 220 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:10,379 Because of how you came into our lives. 221 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:14,339 Couples have rough patches. 222 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,939 We had a fight. 223 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:20,259 I don't know about what. 224 00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:23,419 She left. 225 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:25,379 She was gone for two weeks. 226 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:28,219 She came back, that's the point. 227 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,219 And nine months later... 228 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:34,220 you came along. 229 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:29,739 Fuck. 230 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,894 Fuck. Fuck. 231 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:58,579 If you turn this the other way, 232 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:01,099 they lose control of their sphincters. 233 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,739 Watch, watch. 234 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:06,579 DEVICE HUMS 235 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,259 Oh... 236 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:12,260 - Ah... - THEY LAUGH 237 00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,499 You all right, mate? You OK? 238 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,459 Yes. 239 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:21,699 How's the "cleaning up after people" business going? 240 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,139 Not t-too bad. 241 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,779 What, you off? 242 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:29,780 THEY LAUGH 243 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,739 What you laughing at? 244 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:36,740 - I've got to go and do something. - Oh. 245 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,459 FROM CUBICLE: Hello? Hello? Excuse me. 246 00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:48,460 Could you wet this for me and give it back, please? 247 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:52,099 Thanks. 248 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,939 I meant to say with tap water! 249 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,259 Yeah, it is. 250 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:59,259 - Is that Lewis? All right, Lewis, it's Dominic. - Yeah. 251 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:02,659 I've shit myself quite badly. You haven't got a plastic bag on you... 252 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:06,660 - Thank you... have you? - No. 253 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:12,660 TOILET FLUSHES NEXT CUBICLE DOOR OPENS 254 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:20,099 Are you going to leave? 255 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:24,100 I'm not very comfortable with you there. 256 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,419 Are you still there? 257 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,539 What do you think of that guy Truss? 258 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,939 - (Jesus Christ!) - I know. 259 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:31,139 Oh, my God, he's such... 260 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,819 No, we're not friends. 261 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,939 - Yet. - No, listen, no. You're a Mork, 262 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:37,539 that's a fundamental fact you're not seeming to be grasping. 263 00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:40,179 You're like a lost dog that won't take "piss off" for an answer. 264 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,859 So, final warning, keep your distance, know your place 265 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:46,860 and stay the fuck away from me. 266 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:20,339 Shit! 267 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:24,340 PHONE RINGS 268 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,139 - Will you come round the pet shop? - What for? 269 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:33,140 I need to talk to you. Face-to-face. 270 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,659 What do you need to talk about? 271 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:39,660 Summat I can't talk to you about on the phone. Come round. 272 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,139 Ivan got mugged. 273 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:54,179 All right. What did the police say? 274 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,779 Did you tell the police, Ivan? 275 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,059 No, you didn't. 276 00:19:57,060 --> 00:20:01,060 Look, Lewis, I don't want you to over-react. Do NOT over-react. 277 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:05,059 Ivan and me... have been selling some fur on the side. 278 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,939 Right, there's things I can't be hearing 279 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,459 because of the nature of my job. 280 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,899 Well, the thing is... 281 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,059 ...the muggers got away with three grand 282 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:16,579 that we kind of owe the Morks for the fur that they supplied. - Course you do! Yeah. 283 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:19,219 - Will you put the frighteners on them for us? - What? 284 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,859 - They're on their way round! - When? - Now! 285 00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:25,659 - Now?! - It's all planned out. You just come in when you hear the code word. 286 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:28,379 - They'll see the uniform and... - How's that going to work? 287 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:30,339 I'll steer the conversation round to milk. 288 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:34,139 No, Ivan, it doesn't matter where you steer the conversation! It's not going to look real. 289 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:36,579 - No, but I'll ask them if they want milk! - It doesn't matter, 290 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:40,059 - Border Control wouldn't do a raid with one bloke! - I told you he'd be like this! 291 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:42,579 Look it's a three-point plan. They see you, 292 00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:46,580 they leg it back to Troy, we never see them again. 293 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:51,379 Oh, come on, Lewis! I need your help. 294 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:54,019 It's what families are for. 295 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,539 - OK. - Yeah? - Yes. 296 00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:01,540 You are right back in my good books. Right, come on. 297 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,739 Here you are. 298 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,739 You'll be fine. 299 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:16,740 Holly! This is a gun! 300 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:22,539 MICE SQUEAK 301 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:25,139 Hiya, Christophe. All right, Jerome? 302 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,979 Hiya! J-just go to the back. 303 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,899 Did you get over all right? 304 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:31,819 Hello. 305 00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:35,820 I really appreciate you taking the time. 306 00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:40,820 Aww, cute rabbit! 307 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:44,659 - What's your name? - Oi! - Na... No, just 308 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:47,019 Don't worry about her what her name is. 309 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:50,619 Oi, stand over here at the back, what's wrong with you? 310 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:53,819 What you need to be worry about, where's my?3,000? 311 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:57,219 - I can give you a good price on that, if you want! - We're not here for rabbits! 312 00:21:57,220 --> 00:22:00,659 - I'd clean the cage. - Listen, we are NOT getting a rabbit! 313 00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:04,219 - Yeah, but I'd clean the... - We're not getting a rabbit, all right?! 314 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:05,779 Where's my money? 315 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:07,219 Funny story, Christophe... 316 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:09,339 Where. Is. My. Money?! 317 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:10,539 Milk! 318 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:13,299 Are we going to keep this nice and affable, yeah, Christophe? 319 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:15,259 - Milk! Milk! Milk! Milk! - Milk? 320 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:17,579 Right then... 321 00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:20,819 Everyone down on the ground, this is a raid! Customs and Excise! 322 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:24,099 You're under arrest on suspicion of trafficking a controlled substance. 323 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,859 I can't believe you fuckers set us up! 324 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,259 It's not a real raid. 325 00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:28,499 Yes, it is! It is. 326 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:32,500 Since when did Border Control do raids with one guy? 327 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,139 - Give me that! - Ahh-ahh-ahh... 328 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:40,140 - Don't... you dare... point that gun... - GUN FIRES 329 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:42,819 Guy had the safety off! 330 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,819 Hey, look, someone would have heard the shot. 331 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:46,779 Police are going to be on their way. 332 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,459 - What shall we do? - Take her. 333 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:50,019 You what? 334 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,059 Are you just going to let them take me, are you? 335 00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:53,699 Fucking coward, Ivan! 336 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,659 I'm coming back for the rabbit. 337 00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:57,099 - Get out! - Twat! 338 00:22:57,100 --> 00:23:01,100 Listen, you want to see her alive again... 339 00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:03,579 - ...bring me my money. - All right. - Do you understand? 340 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,979 - Yeah, I do. Yeah. - Good. Come on. 341 00:23:05,980 --> 00:23:08,939 Silence! 342 00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:11,259 This has gone way too hardcore now. 343 00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:14,859 We've got to do something, they're taken Holly! What am I going to do without my Holly, 344 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:17,619 Those people kill people, they do, it's like their calling card! 345 00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:20,785 I know, I know, I know, I know! I'll think of something. 346 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,659 OK, you can stop that. 347 00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:38,459 Stop all that right now. 348 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,379 First of all, you are not from Montpellier. 349 00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:43,499 Anything that may have passed between us I take back. It doesn't count. 350 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,859 Now, I don't know what kind of pressures you were under 351 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:48,699 or how you got into this, but you are potentially in a lot of trouble. 352 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:51,339 The good news is, there is a way out of this for you. 353 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:53,499 I am prepared to see past your mistakes if, 354 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:57,500 if I get my sister back unharmed. 355 00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:00,739 Shit. Turn the music off. 356 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:04,139 Is this what you're looking for, yeah? 357 00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:05,619 Turn the music off! 358 00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:08,499 Now, are you ready to watch this one bleed to death? 359 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,779 SHE GROANS Christophe, there is no need to... 360 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:12,899 No, don't, please, don't, don't, don't! 361 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,139 The money's in your house. 362 00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:16,299 What the fuck? 363 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,379 I'm the mugger, OK? Me. 364 00:24:18,380 --> 00:24:20,299 - Me. - You're the mugger?! 365 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,859 - It was a good plan! - You mugged your own boyfriend! 366 00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:25,699 You and Ivan might want to consider some relationship counselling 367 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,019 after all this. 368 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:31,020 Shut up, will you?! Just go to the bathroom. 369 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:36,859 It's under the sink. 370 00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:40,860 At the back. Have you got it? Is it there? 371 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:43,139 It's the full amount. 372 00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:45,979 - Hurry up or she's going to get it. - I've got it, I've got it. 373 00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:48,139 Doesn't matter. He can't get into Troy. 374 00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,379 Yes, I can. I can, actually. 375 00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:52,139 I can get it to you by midnight. 376 00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:56,140 I'm uniquely positioned. 377 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:26,019 - Hi. - I know you. 378 00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:28,739 - I am fucking talking to you. - What's that? 379 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:31,899 - You're off the checkpoint. - Definitely not, some mistake there. 380 00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:34,099 Yeah, it is. 381 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,939 He works at the checkpoint. I seen him there earlier. 382 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,299 Some sort of cop-spy. 383 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:40,739 A cop-spy? No-one even knows what that is. 384 00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:43,859 - Are you taking the piss out of me? - Nah, I'm not... - Joking, were you? 385 00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:47,659 What were you doing? Eh? 386 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:51,660 Hold that there, Bill. 387 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:56,020 Let's see who you are. 388 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:03,379 Go on, get out. 389 00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:07,380 LAUGHTER 390 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:21,860 HE WHINES 391 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:30,260 MANIC LAUGHTER 392 00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:43,539 Thank you for the directions and that. 393 00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:47,540 Listen, about what happened in the toilets, I'm sorry. 394 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,739 How am I going to stay angry with that face? 395 00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:55,740 Get in. 396 00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:03,499 We are going to have the best time. I knew we were going to be friends. 397 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,659 - I'm not here to make friends. It's in and out. - Yeah. 398 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,819 I'm getting my sister back and then she, this place 399 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:10,219 and everyone else can fuck right off. 400 00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:12,099 From here on in it's solid existentialism. 401 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:15,819 Sure, but, you know, if you happen to have fun along the way then... 402 00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:18,419 Do you want to come back to mine first for a quick shower or...? 403 00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:20,179 Right, I'm just coming out and saying it. 404 00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:22,499 I'm getting a really strong homoerotic vibe from you. 405 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,579 - From me? From this side? - Yeah. - Because I am strictly a T&A man. 406 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:29,059 Women's A. 407 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:31,179 Oh, yeah, that's nice, nice Ts. 408 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:33,419 There's a club. I need to get there and find this girl. 409 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:36,579 - I thought you needed to find your sister. - Yeah, we do need to find my sister. 410 00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:39,979 She's the one I have to give the money to. She's part of the gang who kidnapped her. 411 00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:43,980 Are they all wearing underwear, or is it just her? 412 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,659 - What time did you say we'd meet her? - Now. - OK. 413 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:50,859 This place can be a bit full on, all right? So just stick to me. 414 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:54,139 Getting drunk and getting high is doing your oppressors' work... 415 00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:58,140 Are you ready to join the struggle for alien autonomy, brother? 416 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:02,659 Go home and educate yourselves! 417 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:06,419 RAVE MUSIC PLAYS 418 00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:08,859 We'll have a look around, see if she's here yet, all right? 419 00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:11,299 Keep up and don't talk to anyone and stop staring. 420 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:13,299 Will you stop freaking me out? 421 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:17,300 RAVE MUSIC PLAYS 422 00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:30,539 One more, one more. Who wants it? 423 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:34,540 You? You? Who wants it? Come on! 424 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:46,619 Come on! 425 00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:50,339 One more! One more! Who wants it? You? You? 426 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:54,340 Dominic! Dominic! 427 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:58,940 - Here! Over here! Here! - You! Come on. 428 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,579 There he is. 429 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:06,339 CHEERING 430 00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:10,340 DJ, let's go! 431 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:36,219 There you are. I thought I told you to keep up. 432 00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:38,979 Right, Dominic, is it me or is it quite finger-tingly in here? 433 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,339 Have you done a powerball? 434 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,659 Yeah, it tasted like dishwasher powder. What is it? 435 00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:44,459 - It's dishwasher powder. - It is. 436 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:47,339 Yeah, it's a short but intense high. 437 00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:50,939 - It shouldn't affect you. It's alien-specific. - Right. 438 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:54,940 It's actually quite bad for you. 439 00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:57,979 Who the important man, Dominic? 440 00:30:57,980 --> 00:30:59,139 That's Fabian. 441 00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:02,419 - He's in charge - of like everything. - Everything? 442 00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:04,539 Oh, don't tell me you signed up for a pill punch? 443 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:06,179 - What's a pill punch? - It's barbaric. 444 00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:08,139 - Yeah, but what is it? - It's not even a sport. 445 00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:10,579 I think I need to splash some water on my face or something. 446 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:13,499 - Yeah, I think that's a good idea. - Whoo! 447 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:14,739 - In the toilet. - In the toilet? 448 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:17,299 Dominic, I'm not feeling very well. 449 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:21,259 Come on. You're up. Let's go. 450 00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:25,260 CROWD CHEERS 451 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:28,219 - What's your name, pal? - What? 452 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,179 Walt versus Marc. 453 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,419 Do you even know the rules to Pill Punch? 454 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:33,979 No, what are the rules, Dominic? 455 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,979 - OK, so we both know the rules. - What? 456 00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:38,459 Let's pill punch! 457 00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:41,699 All right, fella? Thursday night, do you know what I mean? 458 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,259 I don't know what this is. 459 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:45,979 I'm supposed to meet a girl, I'm supposed to give her some money. 460 00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:48,499 Don't mention the money! 461 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,739 - Fucking hell, man. - Be discreet, all right? 462 00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:52,579 This is not the place you want people to know 463 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:55,699 you're carrying around?3,000. - Three grand? - What do I do? 464 00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:58,739 Why would you do something you don't know the rules to? It's suicide. 465 00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:01,419 And the window of response is closed. 466 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:05,420 Window of response? I don't really want to play any more. 467 00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:39,180 Stop! We've got your money. 468 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,459 Where'd she go? 469 00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:45,059 What are you doing? 470 00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:47,619 I thought there were some people following us and, you know, 471 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:50,019 that's what you do, you pretend to be two gay men kissing. 472 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:52,699 It throws people off the trail, and this is a dodgy part of town 473 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,499 so you've got to be careful. 474 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:58,500 - Right, there's a new rule, no kissing me. - All right? 475 00:32:59,940 --> 00:33:03,940 Yes, the guys, did you want to give us that money? 476 00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:07,859 Three grand, wasn't it? Eh? 477 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:11,860 I said about being discreet, didn't I? In the club, I said. 478 00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:16,420 You sure you want it that bad? 479 00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:21,540 Sorry. 480 00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,099 "Sure you want it that bad"? 481 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:27,699 - That was impressive, really, wasn't it? - Yeah... 482 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:31,700 Yeah, well, you made it to Troy. Equally impressive. 483 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:37,540 It's all there. 484 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:45,020 - I'm going to go get your sister now. - OK. - Don't move. 485 00:33:47,780 --> 00:33:50,419 There's something about her. 486 00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:54,259 I think she could answer a lot of questions for me, like she's somehow 487 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:58,260 my destiny or my destiny's tied up with her in some way, you know? 488 00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:03,900 Yeah, I heard she was a bit of a slag. 489 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:10,139 - Yeah? - Yeah. 490 00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:12,459 I thought I recognised her. I've seen her around town. 491 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:13,899 She'd shag anything apparently. 492 00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:17,900 Pretty low criteria then, which is good. 493 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:27,699 What's a normal amount of time to wait for a hostage after 494 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:31,700 you've given over ransom money? 495 00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:35,860 Something must have happened to her. 496 00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:40,459 You sure this is the best time for that? 497 00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:44,460 Maybe she's stuck somewhere. Maybe she left us a message. 498 00:34:45,220 --> 00:34:49,220 Ah, shit! 499 00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:55,379 Small crack in the screen there, it doesn't matter. 500 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:59,380 You know, I think she's taken that money for herself. 501 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:03,700 We have been sucked in to something where we are way out of our depth. 502 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:06,699 Would you stop talking to me like we're on a date? 503 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:10,379 15 minutes from now someone is going to murder my sister by dismembering her. 504 00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:11,779 It's not a date situation, is it? 505 00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:13,179 I know it's not a date situation. 506 00:35:13,180 --> 00:35:15,419 Actually that clock's 15 minutes slow. 507 00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:18,939 How am I going to go home and tell Dad this happened? I can't, how can I? 508 00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:21,339 I'm going to be stuck in this place for the rest of my life. 509 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:24,619 Wouldn't be such a bad thing. You know, you could sleep in my bed. 510 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:27,059 Honestly, we'd have such a laugh! 511 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:29,419 Not in bed, obviously, necessarily. 512 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:31,019 There's spare keys here somewhere. 513 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:34,739 No! None of this has been leading up to me moving in with you. 514 00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:36,379 You wouldn't be out of place. 515 00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:40,380 You would not be out of place. Would you, you know? 516 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,459 I've been watching you. 517 00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:45,219 - I know. - What do you know? 518 00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:48,139 What you are. It's OK. 519 00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:49,979 I don't know what you're talking about. 520 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:53,980 You'll feel better if you just said it. You know, just say the words. Just say... 521 00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:56,179 - "I'm gay." - I'm half alien. I'm not gay. 522 00:35:56,180 --> 00:35:58,899 Neither am I. I thought I saw you semi-erect once in the shower 523 00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:02,619 and maybe I'm reading too much into it. But, oh, my God! 524 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:05,779 Oh, my God! 525 00:36:05,780 --> 00:36:09,780 - But I thought that was impossible. - So did I. Turns out not. 526 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:12,979 You're a genetic leap! 527 00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:15,539 I don't want to be a genetic leap. 528 00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:18,739 Sure, but still, I bet it feels better now that you've got it said. 529 00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:21,419 - It feels disgusting. - Right. 530 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:25,299 The shit that mums get away with. 531 00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:28,059 She sat me down and she told me I was special. 532 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:32,060 I'm not special, am I? I'm a fucking mork! 533 00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:37,540 The worst part is I can feel this attraction. 534 00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:42,459 Is it a boy attraction or a girl attraction? 535 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:44,539 - How did that even come into it? - No, it wouldn't. 536 00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:47,259 If someone comes in the room and I'm getting a blow job off a goat, 537 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:49,899 their first reaction's not going to be, "Is that a nanny goat 538 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,499 "or a billy goat you got there, Lew?" 539 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,739 I bet, "Why have you got your penis in a goat's mouth?" 540 00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:56,859 is going to come up first. - Penis in a goat's mouth, yeah. - Yeah. 541 00:36:56,860 --> 00:37:00,860 Alien attraction, OK? 542 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:10,259 I know that sunset. 543 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:12,859 You know a sunset? 544 00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:15,459 It's from the cam girl site, Holly's in there. 545 00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:18,379 All this time they're your neighbours. 546 00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:21,579 Oh, yeah! 547 00:37:21,580 --> 00:37:25,580 What? It's not like they invite me to their barbecues. 548 00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:30,539 Shit, they're going to kill her! What do we do?! What do we do?! 549 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,139 We get her back. 550 00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:34,019 We should be OK. 551 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:36,539 The girl's gone, she's run off with the money. 552 00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:40,540 Two of them, two of us. 553 00:37:42,380 --> 00:37:44,339 - I'll never forget you. - What? 554 00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:47,059 - Nothing, look, just keep them outside. - But how? 555 00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:50,699 Look at me. You're spectacular, OK? 556 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:54,700 You've so many resources. 557 00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:59,420 Something will come to you. 558 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:17,819 Can you come outside, please? 559 00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:20,619 What for? 560 00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:23,219 Because you've won a competition and if you come outside now, 561 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:25,939 you can claim your prize. - What is it? 562 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,579 It's a car. 563 00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:32,580 Chris! Bloke says we've won a car. 564 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:36,459 We've won a car. 565 00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,699 Yeah. 566 00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:41,179 It's a Ford, Ford Focus and if you come... 567 00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:43,059 The thing is, I have to show you. 568 00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:47,060 So it will only take a second, so... 569 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:51,779 Yep, diesel. 570 00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:54,899 Come on. No, no, no, this way. 571 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:58,900 Faces forward. 572 00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:10,780 Agghrrh! 573 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:16,260 (I'm saving you!) 574 00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:23,139 Er, OK, er... 575 00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:27,140 Congratulations! 576 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,259 Where's the keys? 577 00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,659 Keys... Nah, cos this isn't actually the... 578 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:35,660 This isn't the prize car, the prize car is round the corner. 579 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:38,179 It's a... It's a lovely baby... 580 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:40,139 It's a blue colour, it is. 581 00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:42,019 I'm going to fetch my baseball bat. 582 00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:44,339 Oh, don't do that, mate. Don't do that, mate. 583 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,699 One minute! Just hang on. 584 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:49,700 Chris, Chris, have I won the car? 585 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:59,660 SCREAMING 586 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:07,500 HE GROANS 587 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:29,979 Guess who I am? 588 00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:33,699 I'm the last thing you see before you die. 589 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:37,099 I'm Final Destination, pal. 590 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:39,339 I'm death. 591 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:41,179 - Hello. - Hello. 592 00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:45,180 God, I'm sick of hearing your voice. Get on with it. 593 00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:47,179 - Kill us! - I don't feel that way at all! 594 00:40:47,180 --> 00:40:49,859 - Me neither. - What are you waiting for, you Mork twat? 595 00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:53,860 Look, we brought the money! Holly, shut the fuck up. 596 00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:58,779 - Come on, then. - We gave it to her. I promise you, we gave it to her. 597 00:40:58,780 --> 00:41:01,499 - We really did. - No, listen. 598 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,459 We had it, yeah? I promise you. 599 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:06,939 We tried to give it to her, but she ran away and then these guys 600 00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:10,019 came with weapons, they were pool cues, and they got it off us. 601 00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:12,019 But then she, she got it off them 602 00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:14,299 and she said she'd come back, but she never did. 603 00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:17,619 She's got the money. She's holding out on you. 604 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:20,659 Why would I hold out on you? 605 00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:24,660 You're Christophe. 606 00:41:24,740 --> 00:41:27,539 Argh! 607 00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:29,859 You just got caught out in your lie, pal. 608 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:32,699 - How is that getting caught out? How is that caught out?! - You heard. 609 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,419 - You heard. I'm Christophe. - Christophe, yeah, Christophe. 610 00:41:35,420 --> 00:41:37,939 - That's his name. - Right, we're going to do this slow 611 00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:40,819 and abominably painful, yeah? 612 00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:43,459 Something so nasty that it puts Silence Crew on the map, 613 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:45,819 for being fuckers that you don't want to mess with. 614 00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,219 Nice negotiating skills, pal! 615 00:41:47,220 --> 00:41:49,339 Christophe, slowest and most painful death - 616 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,739 razor blades up the arse. - What? No way! - I vote nay on that. 617 00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:53,979 - Absolutely not. - Literally anything else, please. 618 00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:56,499 They're going to find us with blood coming out of our arses. 619 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:59,419 You know what people are going to think when they see that, don't you? 620 00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:02,299 Yeah, I'm not sure that's the kind of message we want to send. 621 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,979 - No, it's not. Cut their heads off? - Not again. - "Again"?! 622 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:08,980 - These are my best trainers. - Right, you want to send a message? 623 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:14,060 Bury them alive. 624 00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:22,379 What's the plan here? 625 00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:24,779 You're not really going to go through with this? 626 00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:28,780 I was thinking, what if you let one of us go, any of us, 627 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:32,939 and then we'll tell everyone how hardcore you are. 628 00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:36,219 You have been a consistently shit sister. 629 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:39,899 Oh, fuck you. Right, I was never nurtured. 630 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:43,900 I was always second best, because, "Lewis was so special, Lewis was..." 631 00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:46,379 HE GRUNTS 632 00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:49,019 - Holly, no! - Lewis! 633 00:42:49,020 --> 00:42:51,299 Whoa, whoa, can I just say one thing, one thing? 634 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:53,819 Because I think you are going to feel very differently 635 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:55,379 when I'm finished. 636 00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:57,019 I have run up massive credit card debts 637 00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:59,259 watching you take your clothes off on that cam site. 638 00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:00,499 Yeah, part of me was saying, 639 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:02,659 "turn around," so I could see your bum in the air, 640 00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:04,459 but there was something else, you know. 641 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:06,299 Otherwise, why you, out of all the girls 642 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,619 on that site, some of who do way ruder stuff? 643 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:10,899 See, what I think it was was, part of me was yearning 644 00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:13,299 for the person I saw behind your eyes. 645 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:16,499 And when I found out you were an alien, there was nausea, 646 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:20,500 massive self-disgust, you know? But I still wanted to look. 647 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:25,020 I'm more like you than I thought. I'm half-alien. 648 00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:28,699 You see, I thought I was a pervert. 649 00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:31,659 It turns out I'm in love. 650 00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:34,019 Argh! 651 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:38,020 You're not like I thought you were at all. 652 00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:43,339 Hold it steady, yeah? I want it to look professional. 653 00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:47,339 - Yes, I know how to hold a phone. - Right, don't backchat me. Don't. 654 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:50,779 Yes. Sending a message! 655 00:43:50,780 --> 00:43:54,539 Don't cross Silence Crew, cos this is how you end up! 656 00:43:54,540 --> 00:43:57,099 - Argh! - What are you doing? 657 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:58,339 Wide shot. 658 00:43:58,340 --> 00:44:01,739 Silence Crew! Come on, come on. Silence Crew! 659 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:04,259 - Silence Crew! - No remorse! 660 00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:06,539 - No remorse! - No remorse. 661 00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:08,779 CAR WHEELS SCREECH 662 00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:12,780 GUNSHOTS 663 00:44:38,660 --> 00:44:40,819 She was working for another gang all the time. 664 00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:44,139 She had it all planned out. 665 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,179 She got her boyfriend shot. 666 00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:48,499 She put us in the pit, so we wouldn't get killed. 667 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:52,500 She saved our lives. What a woman. 668 00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:43,499 - Hi. - Hello. 669 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,139 Thanks for what you did. 670 00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:48,219 I knew you weren't like them. I could see it. 671 00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:51,539 Hmm. You've got it wrong. 672 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:54,739 I saved you so that I could use you. 673 00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:57,499 Now, if you want to keep that half-alien thing secret, 674 00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:59,739 you should listen up. 675 00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:03,740 From now on, you work for me. 676 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:11,619 I know who your real father is, Lewis. 677 00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:15,299 Oh, alleged alien hit man and notorious drug lord. 678 00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:18,499 Antoine Berry. I need you to help me break him out of prison. 679 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:22,419 Live life to the max. 680 00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:25,059 What did you say your name was, darling? 681 00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:29,060 Kill Antoine Berry for us. Get out there, find him, have him! 682 00:46:29,110 --> 00:46:33,660 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52102

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