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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,552 One fine day 2 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,180 You'll look at me 3 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,853 And then you'll know our love was 4 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,730 Meant to be 5 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:08,067 One fine day 6 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,529 You're gonna want me 7 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:15,199 For your girl 8 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,417 The arms I long for 9 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,919 Will open wide 10 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,758 And you'll be proud to have me 11 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,010 Right by your side 12 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,765 One fine day 13 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,185 You're gonna want me 14 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:45,521 For your girl 15 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,821 Oh, now I know you're 16 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,658 The kind of a boy 17 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:04,207 Who only wants to run around 18 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:10,296 I'll keep waiting 19 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,715 And someday, darlin' 20 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,719 You'll come to me 21 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:20,223 When you want to settle down 22 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,060 One fine day 23 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,481 We'll meet once more 24 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,193 And then you'll want the love 25 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:35,238 You threw away before 26 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,784 One fine day 27 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:43,454 You're gonna want me 28 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:47,750 And one fine day 29 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:51,254 You're gonna want me 30 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,924 And one fine day 31 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:59,136 You're gonna want me 32 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,431 For your girl 33 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,735 I heard that my, my son Dave Jr. 34 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,238 You met Dave Jr. on the last... 35 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,865 This is great news. I heard, now, 36 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,117 I was notified Sunday that Dave Jr. 37 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:24,203 Will be tried as a juvenile for grand theft auto. 38 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,788 Oh, congratulations. 39 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,958 Great news. Great... 40 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,520 911! 41 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:50,771 911! 42 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,157 Mommy. 43 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,701 Mom. 44 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,831 I'm really thirsty, Mommy. 45 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:11,792 Okay. 46 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,721 Okay? Okay, sweetie. 47 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,598 Good night. 48 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,558 Wait. There's one more sip left. 49 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,283 Half a sip. You don't need it. Good night. 50 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:32,063 I do need it. I do need it, Mommy. 51 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,235 Okay. 52 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,237 Now good night for real. Okay? 53 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,322 Good night, Mom. 54 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,531 Night-night, honey. 55 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:46,410 I'm real excited about the field trip tomorrow. 56 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,912 I love big boats. 57 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,121 That's good. 58 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,873 The Circle Line is big, right? 59 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:51,999 Yeah. 60 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:54,210 Good. 61 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,419 Mom? 62 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,255 It's sleepy time now. 63 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:01,300 Is Daddy coming to my soccer game tomorrow? 64 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,473 He's gonna try, Sammy. 65 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,643 Honey, do you remember when I explained to you 66 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:15,731 that Daddy has a different schedule than a lot of other daddies? 67 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,024 Yeah. 68 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:20,569 Well, musicians, they don't always know 69 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,780 exactly when they're going to get a chance to play, 70 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:26,117 so, there's a chance he might not come tomorrow. 71 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,119 But he's gonna try. 72 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,163 Yeah. He's gonna try. 73 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,708 I love you a million, billion, zillion. 74 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,419 Do you love him? 75 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,339 Mommy? 76 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,926 I will always love your daddy 77 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,637 because he gave me you. 78 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,097 Now go to sleep. 79 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,986 I can't sleep, Mom. 80 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,363 I had a bad dream. 81 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,742 In just two minutes, you already fell asleep 82 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,326 and had a bad dream? 83 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,420 Oh, sweetie. 84 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:20,963 Oh, shoot! 85 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,476 I don't even think I knew her. 86 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,561 I had no idea. I divorced her. 87 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,197 Hi, Jack. 88 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,615 - Hi. - Dad! 89 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:51,494 - Hi, Daddy! - Hey! I got you! 90 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,661 Watch your step. 91 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,749 Maggie, be careful! 92 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,000 I do it all the time, Mom. 93 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,168 - Does it all the time. - I can't believe 94 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,212 you still haven't gotten the plumbing fixed, Jack. 95 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,922 So what's up, Kristen? 96 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,424 You know that me and Greg got married last Saturday. 97 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:06,592 Oh, yeah. How's Greg? 98 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,762 He's downstairs waiting in the car with an ulcer 99 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,013 hoping you'll say yes. 100 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,015 I need you to watch Maggie for me. 101 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,850 Okay. Yeah. I can do that till about 6:00. 102 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,185 Would that help? 103 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,269 - Well... - No. 104 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,395 For the whole week, Daddy. 105 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,605 The whole week. 106 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,315 We were scheduled to leave this morning 107 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,526 on our honeymoon, but the nanny called to say 108 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,194 that she's got to go watch her mother 109 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,946 have a benign tumor removed in Ohio. 110 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,280 Greg's parents are too old. 111 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,616 Mine are too, too crazy. Yours are dead. 112 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,951 The tickets are nonrefundable. 113 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,285 So that leaves you. 114 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,287 - Okay. Kristen, I would love to... - Do this, please! 115 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,373 But, you know, I'm working on a story right now. 116 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,999 You're always working on a story. 117 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,709 Well, yeah. It's what I do. 118 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,836 It's the same old one 119 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,879 about an every-other-weekend, good-time father 120 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,756 for whom responsibility is a dirty word. 121 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,299 Here's a hint, Kristen. 122 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:50,678 During an attempted manipulation, like the one that's in progress, 123 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,346 I would've gone with flattery. 124 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,430 Why do I always have to be the grownup 125 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,557 where you always get to be the little boy? 126 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,766 'Cause in the beginning of the relationship 127 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,132 when we were choosing up sides, 128 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,894 you chose grownup first. 129 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,540 This is how you really want it, Kristen. 130 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:01,564 No. What I really want 131 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,209 is just once for you to make a sacrifice 132 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,864 Come here, my little noodle. My little creature. 133 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,832 Go pee. And wash your hands and face 134 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,250 and brush your teeth. 135 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,172 We're in a little bit of a hurry this morning 136 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,048 'cause we have to take your friend Maggie to school, 137 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,176 and we can't be late because of your field trip. 138 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,136 I hate Maggie. 139 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,846 She thinks she's so funny. 140 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:35,848 Maggie. 141 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,975 Hey, Jack, here's Maggie's doctor's number 142 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,739 and the number of a really good baby-sitter 143 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:40,811 who can help you out tomorrow. 144 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:43,480 She's got a walk-on part on a soap today. 145 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,149 And there's one last thing. This is really important. 146 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,525 My neighbor was supposed to take Maggie 147 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,730 to the Westside Montessori School for me this morning. 148 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,487 Okay? She lives in my building. 149 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,323 - Jack. Jack? - Upp. Hupp! 150 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:54,825 Apartment 501. This is her number. 151 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:55,951 Okay. 152 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,203 Her name is Melanie Parker. 153 00:08:57,287 --> 00:09:00,331 Now, if you want her to take Maggie to school for you... 154 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,335 If you want her to take Maggie to school for you, 155 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,584 bring Maggie to her house 156 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:04,877 before 8:00 so you don't miss them. 157 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,295 If not, call Mel and let her know 158 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,005 that you don't need her to take Maggie. 159 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,674 Jack, okay? I'm gonna miss my plane. 160 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,343 I don't think this is a very good idea. 161 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,677 Maybe I should just cancel my honeymoon. 162 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,442 Don't cancel your honeymoon. Give me these. 163 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,639 - You sure? - Yep. 164 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:17,973 Okay. Those are the telephone numbers. 165 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,975 - Say hi to Greg. - Bye, baby! 166 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,143 Bye! 167 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:24,813 Bye, baby. 168 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,565 Bye, baby! 169 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:27,775 Baby! 170 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,905 Come on, Mom. 171 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:41,288 Okay. 172 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,498 Press 2, honey. 173 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:43,707 What... 174 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,884 Wonder where they are. 175 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,596 Some more? 176 00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:00,057 We got s'mores, but we're gonna need some more. 177 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,725 We're having a Manhattan camp-out. 178 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,729 Why don't you just bang on the door? 179 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,731 We can't bang on the door of honeymooners. 180 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,241 What time's your school start? 181 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,659 I don't know. 182 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,156 Probably starts around 9:00. 183 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,403 Everything starts around 9:00. 184 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,871 We're gonna get there a few minutes early 185 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,206 just to be safe. 186 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,201 What street's your school on? 187 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,251 I don't know. 188 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,545 We're in trouble. 189 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,589 I'm gonna miss the boat trip, aren't I? 190 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,037 They're never gonna leave on time. 191 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,509 We'll make it. I promise. 192 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,808 Let's run just in case. 193 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,909 What's it say? 194 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:06,206 "The whole school is on the Circle Line. Sorry we missed you." 195 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,126 That's a big "uh-oh," right? 196 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,836 Mom! 197 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,255 You must be Kristen's ex-husband. 198 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,507 Hi, Sammy. 199 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,759 Hi, Maggie. 200 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,844 You must be... 201 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,222 Okay, well, you're not Sheila, 202 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,850 the actress/baby-sitter. 203 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,144 You're not Maggie's pediatrician, Dr. Feldman. 204 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,395 Hey, here you go. 205 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,564 "Don't forget to call Melanie Parker." 206 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,858 It's underlined 3 times. We're not quite together 207 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,902 this morning. I'm sorry. 208 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,695 What do you mean, I must be Kristen's ex-husband? 209 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,030 Well, that's Kristen's daughter, 210 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,366 and this is a totally ex-husband thing to do. 211 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,890 Well, you would know, because that's a totally ex-wife remark. 212 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,454 You know, I have a day. Taxi! 213 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,374 Taxi! 214 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,543 Get those fish. 215 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:52,711 - Let's go. Come on. - Dad! 216 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,047 Hold it! Got it! Come on! Wait! Wait! 217 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,507 Hey, you forgot your fish! 218 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,719 Pier 56, please, as fast as you can. 219 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:01,929 - I want to sit... - I want to sit... 220 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,097 - ...next to you, Mommy. - ...next to you, Daddy. 221 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,223 Okay. Come on. Let's go. 222 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,141 Come on. Over the top. 223 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,602 Could you please just take those? Thank you. 224 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,398 I don't know where you get off having an attitude, 225 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,816 since it's your fault that both our kids 226 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:14,900 will probably miss their field trip. 227 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,984 Attitude. 228 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,028 I'd rather you not take Central Park West. 229 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,113 I think Broadway will be faster. 230 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,031 My attitude is derived from your attitude. 231 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,200 "Derived." You must be a writer. 232 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,744 Let me guess. Your ex-husband is a writer. 233 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,746 No. My ex-husband is a musician. 234 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,116 I don't need to see that. I already have an opinion of you. 235 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,133 And I of you. 236 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,510 Liza. Liza, thank God you're home. 237 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,138 - I need to ask you a huge favor. - Melanie, is that you? 238 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,265 You sound awful. Where are you? 239 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,789 Don't answer. I can't talk right now. 240 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,269 I'm on the other line organizing Kyle's fund-rai... Bye, honey. 241 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,937 No, no, wait. Don't hang up. 242 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,106 I really need you... 243 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,567 Bye, honey. 244 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,236 Hello? 245 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,029 - Hello? - Yeah, I'm here. 246 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,531 What's the matter? 247 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,741 Well, there's this guy, who obviously thinks 248 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,535 that a minor amount of charm 249 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,203 replaces integrity and commitment, 250 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,872 has not only ruined my day 251 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,248 but Sammy's as well. 252 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,417 He's completely missed his field trip. 253 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,377 My mom hates your dad. 254 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,379 So? My dad hates your mom. 255 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,714 - So? - So? 256 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,132 Hey. It's me. 257 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,518 Just wanted to know if you're wearing panties. 258 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,095 What color are they? 259 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,390 Lew, I need this photo approved now! 260 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,185 If I ever act interested in another man again, 261 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,394 would you please shoot me? 262 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,022 No, don't take 57th across! 263 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,482 Pink? 264 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,941 When is Jack getting in? 265 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,818 No, I will not leave Sammy 266 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,737 at the 9th Street Drop-in Center, Liza. 267 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,863 Why? 268 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,667 Because he hates it there. You're my sister. 269 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,283 How can you not watch him for me? 270 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,619 Look, I have to meet my boss in 15 minutes. 271 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,287 Then I have this presentation which, 272 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:54,291 which could add up to a huge promotion for me. 273 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,668 And you have no job, a nanny, a cook, and a housekeeper. 274 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,087 The nanny is leaving to take Courtney to Mommy and Me. 275 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,589 Angela is cooking all day 276 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:01,757 for our dinner party tonight. 277 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,884 Berta is cleaning for our dinner party tonight. 278 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,261 And I am working in the school office this morning. 279 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,554 Okay, what about later? 280 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,098 Later I'm getting dressed for our dinner party tonight. 281 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,476 Mel, why don't you get a nanny? 282 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,478 Because I can't afford a nanny, Liza. 283 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,730 You're with a girl, aren't you? 284 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,233 You dog, you. 285 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,109 A real superwoman. 286 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,904 Can't open her door, won't shut her mouth. 287 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,614 Excuse me. 288 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,699 Are you talking about me? 289 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:28,825 The first lady. 290 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,550 We're thinking about doing a piece on her. 291 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,123 No. You're insulted because I said 292 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,292 that I had a presentation and that you don't work. 293 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,710 I do work, Melanie. 294 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,420 I'm the C.E.O. of this household. 295 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,130 I'm sorry if I can't help you out today, 296 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,174 but you're perfect. You'll figure it out. 297 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,134 Okay. Okay. Bye. 298 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,855 I'm tellin' you, who do you think... 299 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,400 Right, right, right. Okay. Okay, okay, okay! 300 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,565 Stay with me. Stay with me. 301 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,027 There are cars. 302 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,946 Thank God! It's still here! 303 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,865 Come on. 304 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,450 Beautiful! Come on! 305 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,869 - This is it. - That's not it. 306 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:13,996 How do you know? 307 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,122 There's nobody in there! 308 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,332 - Maybe they're upstairs. - Oh, they're upstairs. 309 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,084 Sammy, wait for me. 310 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,838 - Here. I got it. - No, no. I'm fine. 311 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,172 Okay! Excuse me! 312 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,426 All right, here we go! Take a left! 313 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,264 Go! Go! Push! 314 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,314 It was the first boat. 315 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,690 I'm telling you, it was the first boat. 316 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,401 First boat? There wasn't anybody on the first boat! 317 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,031 No! 318 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,366 It's all right. We can still make it. 319 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,868 God damn it! 320 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,498 Hey! 321 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,125 Hey, boat! 322 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,586 Hey! 323 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,298 Hey! Come in here! Come back! 324 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,258 I got kids over here! 325 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,260 Come back! 326 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,305 Hey! 327 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,515 I got kids here! 328 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,310 Yeah. 329 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,436 Yeah! 330 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,355 God damn it! 331 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,991 Who wants to go on a boat in the rain, anyway? 332 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,495 I know. 333 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,913 You did. 334 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,915 All right. Listen. 335 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,335 Melanie. I feel awful about this, 336 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,920 and we'll make it up to you. 337 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,463 You, too, kiddo. 338 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,090 All right? 339 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,552 Okay. 340 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,762 Okay, here's an idea. 341 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,263 What say I watch the kids right now 342 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,588 while you do your presentation? 343 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,558 I overheard you said you had one in 15 minutes. 344 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,852 And then you watch them for me later on today 345 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,062 while I do the column. 346 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,731 It'll only take, you know, an hour or so. 347 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,733 Hi. 348 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,318 Maggie Taylor calling. 349 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,653 I have an urgent message 350 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,947 for stupid Sammy Parker. 351 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,448 I'm not stupid. 352 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,894 - What do you say? - You're stupid. 353 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:15,992 I don't think so. 354 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,120 I only let incredibly responsible people 355 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,122 - watch my son. - I'm incredibly responsible. 356 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,750 I'm hungry, Daddy. 357 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,128 Want a Tic-Tac? That's all I got. 358 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,463 Here, baby. 359 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:30,924 What's that? 360 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,093 Muffin. Thank you, Melanie. 361 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,970 You're welcome, sweetheart. 362 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,723 You were saying? 363 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,766 Well... I was saying 364 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,893 that maybe we could just help each other, 365 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,687 help each other out today. 366 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,273 Well... 367 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:52,821 Hey. 368 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,323 Looks like you missed the boat. 369 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,200 I guess we did. 370 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,664 I really don't need your help, 371 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,249 but if I did, you would be 372 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,043 the very last person I would turn to. 373 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,795 These are the class fish. 374 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,797 They were supposed to be back in the classroom 375 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,007 at 8:30 this morning. 376 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,759 Now they are spending the day with you. 377 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,011 God. I am going to be so late. 378 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,221 I have such a day. A bus! 379 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,306 Mom... 380 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,724 Those aren't toys. 381 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,602 Mom. It's just a phone. Mom! 382 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,021 Don't be like that when you grow up. 383 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,193 She... She... 384 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:34,237 She just drops off, 385 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:38,116 a bag of cookies and tells me to keep them for a week. 386 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,702 And how do you feel about the cookies, Jack? 387 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:41,912 Love the cookies. 388 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,623 I have a big problem with the... 389 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,875 Cookie maker? 390 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,293 That's right. 391 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,171 Because the cookie maker thinks that all I am interested in 392 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,799 or all that I am capable of handling, 393 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,760 with respect to the cookie question, 394 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,720 is the... 395 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,597 - The frosting? - The... 396 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,974 Exactly. 397 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,860 Now, just because the frosting is my specialty 398 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,854 doesn't mean that I can't do more. 399 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,231 I have many layers to me, 400 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,691 and they're not all vanilla, either. 401 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,944 I have chocolate in me. 402 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,737 I have a deep, dark chocolate... 403 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,405 I'm still hungry, Daddy. 404 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,866 Don't... I'm so... 405 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,159 Doc Martin and I are finishing. 406 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,536 But what about the cookies? 407 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,912 Just a little while. Okay? 408 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,584 It's just... I... I am... 409 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,504 I'm sick of angry, resentful... 410 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,216 Fish 411 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,134 who think that you 412 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,262 that, that, that you owe them, 413 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,806 but who won't trust you for a second 414 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,932 to do anything for them. 415 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,496 There are other fish in the sea, Jack. 416 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,435 Yes. I know. It's just I... 417 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,354 I wish I could find a fish 418 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,606 who wasn't afraid of my dark chocolate layer. 419 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:54,442 And, well, she'd have to love my cookie, too. 420 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,194 You know, I think, I think 421 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,905 that my ex cookie maker 422 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,700 has turned me off to fish entirely. 423 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,829 I met a real piece of work this morning. 424 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,747 Tell me about her, Jack. 425 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,584 This fish was a fox. 426 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,419 She had her own cookie, too. 427 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,462 But what a female dog. 428 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:17,507 She shoved her fish in my face. 429 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,092 In front of the cookie? 430 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,137 What's she doing with another fish, anyway? 431 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,638 Is she AC/DC? 432 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,683 What're you talking about? 433 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:30,145 Fish with other fish in front of cookies. 434 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,522 Fish. 435 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,900 Fish fish. 436 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:39,821 I see. 437 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,781 Taxi! 438 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,116 Taxi! 439 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,919 - After you. I insist. - No, after you. 440 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,337 I insist more. 441 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:01,927 You can't make any noise in the office. 442 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,429 I have a really important meeting. Okay? 443 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,684 Don't touch that. 444 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,769 It's empty. 445 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:11,937 Sammy, I'm really late, 446 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,522 and I don't need you spilling anything right now. 447 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,736 Please don't do that now. 448 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,820 Why not? 449 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:24,532 Because I want you to practice being super-quiet. 450 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,078 Okay, now, you stay next to me. 451 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,580 Got your dino? Don't you start any noises, okay? 452 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,584 Sammy. 453 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,380 You're kidding. 454 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,506 Just 5 minutes. 455 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,216 Please don't give me a hard time now, Evelyn. 456 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,300 I'm 20 minutes late. 457 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,344 25 minutes late. Mr. Leland, 458 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,789 as you might expect, is displeased. 459 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:46,972 What are those? 460 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,181 The Haskell blueprints. 461 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,809 Rob Wilding got them in 3 weeks ahead of schedule. 462 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:51,977 He did? 463 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,312 Why would you bring a child here? 464 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,815 Remember when Sally Hanson brought her kid here 465 00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,149 with the poison sumac? 466 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,485 Mr. Leland just smelled the calamine lotion 467 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,778 and had to take the rest of the day off. 468 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,613 He does not have poison anything, Evelyn. 469 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:04,698 He's not even sick. 470 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,408 He just missed his field trip is all. 471 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,742 I don't think so. 472 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:09,911 5 minutes. Please? 473 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,788 And I would be doing this because? 474 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,916 Of our sense of solidarity? 475 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,127 You know, we're both women, 476 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,461 and this is a tough office 477 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,907 - and a tough world... - 5 minutes. 478 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,423 - Thank you. - Evelyn. 479 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,133 Has Ms. Parker come in yet? 480 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,428 Ms. Parker, you're late. 481 00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,555 Yes. I'm late. I know. I'm sorry, sir. 482 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:29,681 You're late. 483 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,641 Let me go get the model. I'll be right in. 484 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,197 Sammy! 485 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,502 Oh, my God. 486 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,837 What made me do that? 487 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,133 Oh, my God. 488 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,301 Evelyn, 489 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,304 would you ask Miss Parker to come in here, please? 490 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,099 No! 491 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,475 She'll be right in. 492 00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,328 Put this in the back room for me, please. 493 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,146 - Would you... - Go, go. 494 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,689 Go, go, go, go, go. 495 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,403 You, get behind the desk and stay there. 496 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,533 I'm sorry, sir, I forgot. 497 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,660 The model is still in the model shop downtown. 498 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,787 I'm, I'm heading there right now to... 499 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,248 You see, I went by there earlier this morning 500 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,614 to pick it up for this meeting, 501 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,584 but the shop was locked, so... 502 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,461 But I promise you, 503 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,214 Mr. Leland, sir. 504 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,632 And today, at 2:00, 505 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,050 the people from Yates & Yates Construction 506 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,216 are going to love it, too. 507 00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:32,053 - I assume you're ready. - Of course. 508 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,722 There's something I'd like to show you. Evelyn, 509 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,850 would you bring in the Haskell blueprint... 510 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,856 What an adorable little boy! 511 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,942 Also, would you check if my amoxicillin prescription 512 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,235 still has refills available? 513 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,361 - Mommy... - You know what? 514 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,572 That's a good idea. Let's go find your mom. 515 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:54,951 I'm very sorry, sir, 516 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,288 but someone spilled my coffee all over the Haskell blueprints. 517 00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,914 Oh, my God. 518 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,541 Do you know that every Thanksgiving 519 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,084 I catch strep throat? 520 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,587 Children who are perfectly healthy 521 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,964 can give you strep throat from other kids they know 522 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,716 without your even going near them. 523 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,467 My sister sets up 524 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:13,511 a kids' table in the next room, 525 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,638 and I still get strep throat. 526 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,974 We're going to go find his mother, sir. 527 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,726 She must work in those new law offices 528 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:20,852 across the hall. 529 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,812 I'm sure she does. 530 00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:24,314 Excuse me. 531 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:27,775 - Hello? - You asshole! 532 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,753 - What? - You'd better get right over here. 533 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:30,862 The mayor's called a press conference, 534 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,697 5:00, city hall. 535 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,782 While you were talking about pink panties, 536 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,451 your story was turning to shit! 537 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,621 You know, Miss Parker... 538 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:41,873 I don't need to remind you 539 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,792 what the Yates account would be worth to this firm. 540 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,962 And by extension, to you. 541 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,339 Yeah, no, sir. 542 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,382 You know what I think of when I look at him? 543 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,134 No. 544 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,469 Carrier monkey. 545 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,181 He's not a carrier monkey, sir. 546 00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,933 He looks like a healthy little... 547 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,019 I'll go find his mother. 548 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,363 Oh, my God. What am I going to do? 549 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,323 I'm really sorry, Mom. 550 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:17,617 That's okay, sweetie. 551 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,202 It's really not your fault. 552 00:26:20,371 --> 00:26:22,080 It's Maggie's daddy's fault. 553 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,087 This isn't a very good breakfast, Daddy. 554 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:31,464 That's one of the advantages of being an adult. 555 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,008 You get to act like a kid any time you feel like it. 556 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:35,760 Mommy would never let me have 557 00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:37,487 hamburgers and milk shakes for breakfast. 558 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:38,596 See what I mean? 559 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:40,890 - Hello? - Who's that? 560 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:42,392 - Who's this? - Who's this? 561 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,185 - Who's this? - Who is this? 562 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,990 What are you doing with my daughter's phone? 563 00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:47,939 Well... 564 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,274 Damn it. We must have switched. 565 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:50,525 I'm Jack Taylor. 566 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:51,901 Our kids are in school together. 567 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,070 You're that Jack, Jack Taylor? 568 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,154 That's me. 569 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,156 Oh, my God! You're so adorable. 570 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,449 I love your column. 571 00:26:58,534 --> 00:26:59,617 Well, thanks. 572 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:01,077 - You married? - No. I'm divorced. 573 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,495 What's your name? 574 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,038 - Rita. - Rita. 575 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,290 Listen, Jack, 576 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,791 I've got to go get exfoliated. 577 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,168 Now, Melanie has your phone, right? 578 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,378 That's right. 579 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,546 So, what is that number? 580 00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:13,423 Pennsylvania 3317. 581 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,134 Pennsylvania. So cute. 3317. 582 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,378 Yes. My dad used to always... 583 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,467 All right, darling, listen. 584 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,971 If you speak with her before I do, 585 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,055 would you do me a favor? 586 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,307 Her sister telephoned me 587 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,350 to see if I would baby-sit Sammy later on, 588 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:27,312 but I'm in the middle of my spring spa day at Elizabeth Arden. 589 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,063 I can't possibly cancel now. 590 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,816 But tell her that otherwise, 591 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,235 I would have been happy to baby-sit, 592 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:36,029 because no matter what she thinks, 593 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,447 I have forgotten all about 594 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:40,366 Sammy putting my wedding ring up his nose. 595 00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:41,617 I'll tell her, Rita. 596 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,244 You're adorable. 597 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,871 - All right. Good-bye. - Good-bye. 598 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,917 - Hello? - It's Jack Taylor. 599 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,123 How did you get this number? 600 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,420 That's my phone you're holding. 601 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,088 This is so typical of you. 602 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,798 Let's bypass the hostilities 603 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:57,300 - and just do messages. - Fine. 604 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:59,385 Your mother's in the middle of spring spa day 605 00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:00,511 and can't baby-sit, 606 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:02,513 but it's not because she's upset about Sammy 607 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:03,681 sticking her ring up her nose. 608 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:05,141 His nose. Thank you. 609 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:08,394 You have a press conference at 5:00. Good-bye. 610 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,314 Think maybe we ought to arrange 611 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,648 to switch our phones back? 612 00:28:12,983 --> 00:28:14,859 Tomorrow morning when we drop the kids off at school. 613 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,943 On time? 614 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,111 - Fine. - Fine. 615 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,366 Maggie, when you grow up 616 00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:23,785 and you are incredibly beautiful 617 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,079 and intelligent and 618 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,455 possess a certain sweetness 619 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,792 that's like a distant promise 620 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:33,294 to the brave and to the worthy, 621 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,338 can you please not beat to a pulp 622 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,340 every miserable bastard who comes your way 623 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:39,550 just because you can? 624 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,303 Can you just not do that? 625 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:43,888 Okay, Daddy. 626 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,681 All right. 627 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:57,777 Let me help you. 628 00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:58,903 I can get it. 629 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,321 - No, please! - Really! I got it. 630 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,907 Okay, sweetie, come on. 631 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,243 Stupid American woman. 632 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,078 That guy called you stupid. 633 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:08,871 Well, I am stupid sometimes, honey, 634 00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:10,998 but I'd rather be stupid than sorry. Come on. 635 00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:17,046 How bad is it? 636 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:19,173 Well, it's modular... 637 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,508 so it's conceivable. 638 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,260 I could lift out the damaged portion 639 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,761 and replace it with the same piece 640 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:24,887 from the model. 641 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:27,432 That way, I wouldn't have to start from scratch. 642 00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:28,850 Vincent, that's brilliant. 643 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,059 Sammy! 644 00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:33,271 Sammy, you cannot run around, okay? 645 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:34,355 It won't be perfect. 646 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,857 I'm thirsty, Mommy. 647 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:37,525 It's okay. 648 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:39,444 I know you, Mel. 649 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,320 You won't be happy with less than perfect. 650 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,114 Today I will. 651 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,283 I can't get the straw part, Mommy. 652 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,202 I don't want to think about what'll happen to my life 653 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,079 if I don't have that model by 2:00. 654 00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:51,122 All right, then. 655 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,331 I'll give it a try. 656 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,666 Thanks. 657 00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:58,421 Now, while I'm doing my column, 658 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:01,966 you need to think of about 600 fun things to do, 659 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,551 'cause the rest of the day is yours. 660 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:05,845 I already know, Daddy. 661 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:08,389 I wanna go to the zoo, and I wanna go for a carriage ride 662 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:09,891 and to the carousel 663 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,767 and to the Natural Museum of History, 664 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:12,935 and visit The Cats... 665 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,271 No, it's Cats. Not The Cats. 666 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,566 - Hi, Jack. - Hey. 667 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,651 - Mine, oh mine - Yeah yeah 668 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:21,777 Hi, Jack. 669 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,196 I never knew you had a daughter. 670 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,280 Yeah. This is Maggie. 671 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,574 She's so cute. She looks just like you. 672 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,326 She'll grow out of it. 673 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,578 Why are all the girls talking to you like that? 674 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,288 What are you talking about? Like what? 675 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,290 I won't tell you why. 676 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,292 - Hi, Jack. - Hey. Celia. 677 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,794 Did you see what she just did? 678 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:41,297 I'm doing a story on men like you. 679 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,798 What's the hook? 680 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,301 Just a little expression my mother used to use, 681 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,094 "Love your guy like a little boy" 682 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,013 "and he'll grow into a man." 683 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,476 Jack! Get in here! 684 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:55,520 685 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,314 Fish. 686 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,918 You're not going to believe the morning that I have had already. 687 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,235 What's wrong? You look cranky. 688 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:03,440 You back on that diet again? 689 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:04,612 Honey, you remember Lew. 690 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,822 We haven't seen each other for a long time. 691 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:08,616 I am cranky, Jack. 692 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,826 And I ate a very good breakfast this morning. 693 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,966 We're in big trouble on your garbage story. 694 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:14,580 Oh, God. 695 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,332 Come here, honey. I want to show you something. 696 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:17,416 It's okay. Go ahead. 697 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:18,543 Now, this is Lois Lane. 698 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,045 She lives here in the newsroom. 699 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:23,839 Want to pet her, sweetheart? Go ahead. 700 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:26,008 She won't bite. 701 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:28,344 You got this raging scoop disease, my friend. 702 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,960 Which is what you love about me. 703 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,892 Why don't you stay here and play with the kitty? 704 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:37,061 Me and your daddy gonna have a little talk, okay? 705 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,771 - Yeah. - That's a girl. 706 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:40,648 Let's go. 707 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:42,858 Would you rather that I wasn't first? 708 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,068 I'd rather you were right. 709 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,152 I am right. 710 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,362 Okay. 711 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,531 Who told you that the mayor's re-election campaign 712 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,283 were taking illegal contributions from the mob? 713 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:51,784 Manny Feldstein. 714 00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,287 Manny Feldstein told you, on the record, 715 00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:55,746 that the Newark-based trucking company 716 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:57,915 of Grace & Marr, a well-known mob front, 717 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,280 has made an illegal contribution 718 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,835 to Mayor Aikens re-election campaign. 719 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,128 That's right. On the record. 720 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,880 In exchange for receiving the city's sanitation contract. 721 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:06,048 On the record. 722 00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:07,216 Which were awarded without bidding. 723 00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:09,927 - Through Grace & Marr. - Right. On the record. 724 00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:11,596 Manny Feldstein's going to say 725 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,347 he never talked to you! 726 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,017 What? What? Hey. 727 00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,741 During the mayor's press conference today, 728 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:21,105 Manny Feldstein's going to say you made the whole thing up. 729 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,273 You didn't make it up, did you, Jack? 730 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:23,357 Of course not, Lew. 731 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,735 Manny told me that he saw the campaign accounts. 732 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:26,902 There was $250,000... 733 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:27,945 Where's Metro? 734 00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,405 Deposited in unnumbered accounts. 735 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,698 - Freddy, here. - Unnumbered. 736 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,159 We may have to print a retraction. 737 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,493 - Of what? - Get back in there. 738 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:36,370 You're going to give me an ulcer. I can feel it. 739 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,164 It's like I swallowed a car battery. 740 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,332 Why couldn't you get 2 sources? 741 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:40,856 Remember the Cardinal O'Brien story? 742 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:42,418 Know how close we came to getting fired on that? 743 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:43,836 I almost got the Pulitzer prize. 744 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,382 It's real simple, Jack. 745 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:50,926 Management doesn't want to clean up after you... 746 00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:51,969 Not now! 747 00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:53,304 I'm a good reporter, Lew. 748 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:54,472 No. 749 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,599 You are a great reporter, 750 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,225 but sometimes you just get too excited, 751 00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,435 and then you get me too excited. 752 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,937 And now I've given you enough rope to hang us both. 753 00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:04,398 And, Jack, nobody almost gets a Pulitzer prize. 754 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:05,483 - Jack... - One second. 755 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:06,567 They're not going to fire me. 756 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:07,943 My pictures are on buses. 757 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,236 That's what I said. Then they asked me 758 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,721 to have lunch with Frank Burroughs. 759 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:11,781 Dad... 760 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:12,865 Frank Burroughs? 761 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,742 "Frankly Speaking" is a very popular column. 762 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:15,826 Hey, Dad? 763 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,953 Frank Burroughs is a pompous, arrogant, humorless asshole. 764 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,622 Who's won the Pulitzer prize. 765 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,457 You know something, Lew? 766 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,958 I'm not going to lose my job, all right? 767 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,168 I got alimony and shrink bills, 768 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:26,420 - I got college loans to repay... - Daddy... 769 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,256 One second. I have a plumbing situation. 770 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,967 Now, Manny has been my guy all year long... 771 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:33,010 One second, darling. 772 00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:34,345 I played bridge with his mother. 773 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:36,972 I took his niece to Cirque de Soleil... 774 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:38,015 Just one second. 775 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,975 I had to sit through him playing Tevye 776 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:43,020 in dinner theater, Lew. Dinner theater! 777 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,731 Jack, I gave you this column, 778 00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:47,108 and I love you like a son, 779 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,651 but I can't cover for you anymore. 780 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,152 Now, you've got less than 6 hours 781 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:52,029 to that press conference and no other leads. 782 00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:53,989 We've gotta get Feldstein back on the record 783 00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:55,658 or find another reliable source 784 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,201 to confirm this whole goddamn thing. 785 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,120 Otherwise, we're printing a retraction. 786 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,664 And I guarantee you, Jack, it'll be your last. 787 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,499 Fine. If you need me, 788 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,209 I'm at a different number today. 789 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:06,502 Now where you going? 790 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,003 To find Manny. 791 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,505 Take care of yourself, kid. 792 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,382 Oh, I will. 793 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:12,466 - Hi. Jack? - Yeah? 794 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:13,843 Listen... 795 00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,511 I really wanted to say something. 796 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:16,595 Go ahead. 797 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,013 I've noticed that 798 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,515 you haven't dated for quite a while. 799 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:20,599 Right. 800 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:21,805 Actually, we've all noticed. 801 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,103 Hey, there we go. 802 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,438 - Hi. - Hi. 803 00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:28,232 I know 804 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,859 that you're sensitive, 805 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,527 but frightened. 806 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:32,737 I'm gentle, 807 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,490 but brutal. 808 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,367 Think about it. 809 00:34:38,452 --> 00:34:39,910 Think about me, Jack. 810 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,663 I will. 811 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:44,915 Okay. 812 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,167 Yeah. 813 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:48,711 Brutal. 814 00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:02,558 Marla? Marla, have you seen my daughter? 815 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:03,601 Have you seen Maggie? 816 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:04,769 No. No, I haven't. 817 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,103 No? Excuse me, please. 818 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:07,813 Have you seen my daughter? 819 00:35:07,898 --> 00:35:08,981 No? 820 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,107 Maggie? 821 00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:11,192 Damn it! 822 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:12,693 Hey, Jack... 823 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,862 Hi, Daddy. 824 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,573 "Hi, Daddy?" 825 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:19,784 Do you do this with your mother, 826 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,076 this wandering-off thing? 827 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:24,079 - Yeah. - 'Cause it's not a good thing to do. 828 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,582 Listen, I gotta go talk to a guy downtown. 829 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,625 It's kind of tricky, 830 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:30,044 and I only have one shot at it, which means... 831 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,295 - That I can't come? - Right. 832 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,047 Now, what am I going to do with you? 833 00:35:34,508 --> 00:35:36,717 Look, this is incredibly difficult for me, 834 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:40,095 but you're the last person I could think of to ask. 835 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,890 I'm really in a bind. I could lose my job. 836 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,060 I know you're recording, but... Can you hold on a minute? 837 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,483 I know you're recording, but it would just be for an hour. 838 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,111 From 2:00 to 3:00. 839 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,908 Come on, Eddie, you're his father. 840 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:05,871 Fine. Never mind. I'll think of something. 841 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,000 Are you at least coming to his soccer game? 842 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,460 6:00. 843 00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:13,796 It would mean a lot to him. 844 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,089 - Mel! - Sammy! 845 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,174 Sammy, get off of that! 846 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:19,093 Get off of it. Time out! 847 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,803 Get... 848 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,558 What is the matter with you? 849 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:27,142 You almost broke it again. 850 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:28,644 Why can't you just play quietly 851 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,646 and not get into trouble for 5 minutes? 852 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,481 Don't you realize how important this is? 853 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,651 That's it. I'm taking you to the 9th Street center. 854 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,935 I don't wanna go there, Mommy. 855 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:37,945 Too bad. 856 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,753 - Those kids will beat me... - They won't. 857 00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:40,823 Yes, they will... 858 00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:42,032 You'll have to be really brave, then. 859 00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:44,451 Vincent, I'll be back in an hour to pick up the model! 860 00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:49,832 Now, when the little hand gets between the 4 and the 5, 861 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,166 - that's 4:30. - I'm sorry. 862 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:53,168 You're not being punished. I'll be back, 863 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:54,670 and then we can go to your soccer game. 864 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:55,880 But that's too long. 865 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,173 I set the alarm and you'll wear it, 866 00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:00,301 and I'll be here by the time it goes off. 867 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:01,927 I promise. 868 00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:04,221 Come on. 869 00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:06,265 But I don't wanna go in there, Mom. 870 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,850 But it'll be fun. 871 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,520 Look! It's superhero day! 872 00:37:11,605 --> 00:37:13,856 Hey! Spider-Man! 873 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:15,774 He can't come in here. 874 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:17,651 He's not a superhero! 875 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:20,487 Oh, yeah? You guys sure about that? 876 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,239 He doesn't look like one. 877 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:25,200 He looks like a poo-poo crybaby. 878 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:29,705 When the big hand gets to... 879 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:32,082 There... And the little hand gets to... 880 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:33,751 There... 881 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:34,877 Then... 882 00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:36,754 You'll be back. 883 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,422 Wait a minute... 884 00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:41,508 Easy, isn't it? 885 00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:44,511 Hang on. 886 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:49,433 Now you're wearing Daddy's watch. 887 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:51,977 But I don't have a costume. 888 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,520 Costume? 889 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,607 Okay. How about... 890 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,235 Bessie the choreographer? 891 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,656 5, 6, 7, 8... Moo! 892 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,199 Moo! 893 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,072 You know, I don't... I got... 894 00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:08,661 I don't have a costume. 895 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,040 Hey. 896 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:16,627 Hey, Maggie! Look! 897 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,045 Honey... Maggie! 898 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,213 Hi, Sammy. 899 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,381 Hi, Maggie. 900 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,883 I thought you told your sister that you weren't going to bring him here. 901 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,302 Well, I got desperate. 902 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,012 Me, too. 903 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,473 So... 904 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:32,142 Looks like we need 2 superheroes and fast. 905 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,149 Mama said there'll be days like this 906 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,902 There'll be days like this, Mama said 907 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,487 Mama said, Mama said 908 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,614 Mama said there'll be days like this 909 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:48,450 There'll be days like this, my mama said 910 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:49,827 Mama said, Mama said 911 00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:53,122 I went walking the other day, yeah 912 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:55,874 Everything was going fine 913 00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,877 I met a little boy named Billy Joe 914 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,005 And then I almost lost my mind 915 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,329 Where'd you get a bag like that? 916 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:05,509 Mama said there'll be days like this 917 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,177 There'll be days like this, my mama said 918 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,595 If those mean boys give you any more trouble, 919 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,305 first go to the teacher. 920 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,182 If she doesn't help, call me on the mobile. 921 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:13,934 If you can't reach me, call 911. 922 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,353 Just kick the mean boys in the shins. 923 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,772 My eyes were wide open 924 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:22,192 - Bye! - Bye! 925 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,321 Thanks for doing that. 926 00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:28,574 Sure. It's hard enough being a kid. 927 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,325 It is excellent. 928 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:32,911 And you would know. 929 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:35,539 - What about? - Nothing. 930 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:36,665 Know what my mother used to say to me? 931 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:37,833 No. 932 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,084 "Love your guy like a little boy," 933 00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:40,836 "and he'll grow into a man." 934 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,213 "Love your guy like a little boy, he'll grow into a man." 935 00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:45,215 She knew back then that you were gay? 936 00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,842 - I'm not gay. - Then why did she advise you 937 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,248 on how guys wanna be loved? Taxi! 938 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:50,387 Maybe she was hoping I'd meet a woman like that someday. 939 00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:52,264 I can't stand people 940 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,892 who blame their worst traits on everyone but themselves. 941 00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:56,101 It's so nineties. 942 00:39:57,479 --> 00:39:58,896 Man, what are you talking about? 943 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:00,773 You're blaming your Peter Pan complex on your mother. 944 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,566 - What Peter Pan complex? - The one you're so proud of. 945 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,902 - You got any friends? - I don't have time. 946 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:06,820 That's because of your Captain Hook complex. 947 00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:08,864 My what? 948 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,866 - Captain Hook complex. - There's no such thing. 949 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,659 Yes, there is, and you have it. 950 00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:16,497 Here's your phone back. 951 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:17,790 Here's yours. 952 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,835 Thank you! 953 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,420 Man. 954 00:40:32,806 --> 00:40:34,556 Manny! Hey. 955 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,892 Feldstein. Hey. 956 00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:38,769 I can't be with you right now, Jack. 957 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,022 Manny. 958 00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:43,649 Excuse me. 959 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,377 Manny! 960 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:09,883 Hey, Manny. 961 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:17,891 962 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:21,145 Manny! 963 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:29,486 - Hey, Manny. - Please, just don't hit me. 964 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,488 I'm not going to hit you. Now, what's going on? 965 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:32,613 I've been having thoughts. 966 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:33,820 We already had our thoughts. 967 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,325 Please don't yell at me. 968 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:36,743 You were the one who said to me 969 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,537 this garbage thing stinks. 970 00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:40,038 Now, I've waited for a month 971 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:41,563 for you to get comfortable with this. 972 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:42,749 You get comfortable, 973 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,084 we print the story, 974 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:46,044 it runs on the front page, 975 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:47,421 and now you are telling me 976 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,173 that you are having thoughts. 977 00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:50,378 What is the matter with you? 978 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:52,009 I've been having trouble with my medication. 979 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,677 You get the dosage wrong, 980 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:54,887 you get a little grandiose. 981 00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:56,013 We were talking about 982 00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:57,890 taking down the mayor and the mob together, right? 983 00:41:57,974 --> 00:41:59,057 Yes, that's right. That's crazy. 984 00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:00,267 No, it's not. 985 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:02,102 It is. Now that I'm better regulated, 986 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,812 I realize they definitely will kill me! 987 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,898 Manny, come here. Listen, Manny... 988 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,984 Don't do this to me, all right? 989 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,152 Look at me. 990 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:11,320 Hey. 991 00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:13,197 I'm the one who started your standing ovation 992 00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:15,073 for If I Were a Rich Man, right? 993 00:42:15,408 --> 00:42:17,534 - I can't do it. - You can do it. 994 00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:18,994 You're my guy. 995 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:20,495 I got a wife and a family. 996 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,622 I'm their guy, too. 997 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:22,748 You're hurting my neck. 998 00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:23,999 Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. 999 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,250 All right. 1000 00:42:25,335 --> 00:42:26,418 I'm sorry, Jack. 1001 00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:32,007 Well, give me the... Give me a name. 1002 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,300 I can't think of any names. 1003 00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:35,594 Think. Whose name is on the account? 1004 00:42:35,929 --> 00:42:37,346 I don't know. I only saw numbers. 1005 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:39,014 Okay. Who set up the account? 1006 00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,265 - I don't... - Give me a name. 1007 00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:41,558 Who set up the account? 1008 00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:43,227 I don't know. Eddie McCoy maybe? 1009 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,229 Maybe Eddie McCoy. Eddie, how... 1010 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:49,149 You know what? I'm gonna figure it out myself. 1011 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,400 Okay, Manny? Thanks. 1012 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:51,610 Thank you. 1013 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:04,373 Hello? 1014 00:43:04,624 --> 00:43:06,041 Mommy... 1015 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:07,417 What happened? 1016 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,419 I don't wanna stay here anymore, 1017 00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:10,963 and neither does Maggie. 1018 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:13,674 Sweetie, you're gonna have to stay there. 1019 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,592 - Just for a little while... - No! 1020 00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:16,760 What happened? 1021 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,178 Spider-Man kicked me 1022 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:21,056 and Sheryl took Maggie's snack. 1023 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,474 Let me talk to the teacher. 1024 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:24,601 He's outside talking to the Hulk 1025 00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:26,645 about not using the "F" word. 1026 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:29,189 Sammy, you have to be tough and brave... 1027 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:30,774 What's L.S.D.? 1028 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,234 L.S.D.? 1029 00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:34,236 Spider-Man was talking to Maggie 1030 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:37,364 about L.S.D. that he got from his brother. 1031 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,616 Stay right where you are. 1032 00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:41,702 You will both be picked up in 10 minutes. 1033 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:51,044 No. Manny's a dead end. 1034 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,212 Did he give you anything? 1035 00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:53,898 Eddie McCoy. Probably set up the account. 1036 00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:54,963 He's the campaign manager. 1037 00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:56,208 He wouldn't implicate himself. 1038 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:57,634 City comptroller. 1039 00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:58,885 He'll never talk. 1040 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,178 The sanitation commissioner? 1041 00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:01,263 Lieberman? 1042 00:44:01,723 --> 00:44:02,764 Metro! 1043 00:44:03,725 --> 00:44:05,142 How do we get a hold of Lieberman? 1044 00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:08,186 Lieberman's in Barbados. 1045 00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:10,105 The sanitation commissioner is in Barbados? 1046 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,440 In the middle of a garbage scandal. 1047 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:13,275 Maybe the mayor wanted him out of town. 1048 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:14,901 Metro! 1049 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,278 What? 1050 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,488 What's Lieberman doing in Barbados? 1051 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:22,617 He's there with his new girlfriend. 1052 00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:25,370 Which leaves his very angry wife. 1053 00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:26,455 Bingo! 1054 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,290 I'm in the lobby. I'll be right up. 1055 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,250 Here we go. 1056 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:38,759 Yeah? 1057 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,427 Jack, it's Melanie Parker. 1058 00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:42,346 We have a major problem with our kids. 1059 00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:43,805 They're okay, but they can't stay there. 1060 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:45,766 - They have to be picked up right now. - Okay. 1061 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:47,142 - Can you do it? - Me? Now? 1062 00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:49,519 I would definitely jeopardize my career and by extension 1063 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,355 my entire life if I picked them up now. 1064 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:52,773 Well, I would definitely jeopardize my career 1065 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:53,857 and by extension 1066 00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:56,026 my entire life if I picked them up now. 1067 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:58,570 But your press conference isn't until 5:00, right? 1068 00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:00,364 My presentation is at 2:00. 1069 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,157 I've got to see this lady Elaine Lieberman 1070 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,325 about some information I need. 1071 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:04,451 Couldn't you do that on the phone? 1072 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,786 - Yeah. I... - Great. 1073 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:07,579 Is there anybody else you could call? 1074 00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:10,040 I wouldn't be asking you if there were anyone else I could call. 1075 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:11,249 Yeah. 1076 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:12,959 Look, how about if I watch them both 1077 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:15,295 from, say, 3:00 until your press conference ends 1078 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,548 if you'll watch them both from now until 3:00? 1079 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:20,467 You're asking me for help? 1080 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,052 It would appear that way, wouldn't it? 1081 00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:23,220 I'll agree if you say, 1082 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:25,222 "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor." 1083 00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:28,475 Jack, don't be a shithead. Go rescue our kids. 1084 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:31,311 This is hard for you, isn't it? 1085 00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,979 Are you agreeing or not? 1086 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:34,439 You know, you're not the only one with a day. 1087 00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:35,565 I've got a day, too. 1088 00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,692 Sorry. I'll meet you and the kids 1089 00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:39,986 in my office lobby at Rockefeller Center at 3:15. 1090 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:42,239 Fine. 1091 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:45,951 Marla, tell Celia 1092 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:47,661 to get Elaine Lieberman's home number 1093 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,496 and call me on my cell phone. 1094 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,540 No... 1095 00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:54,042 What? 1096 00:45:54,127 --> 00:45:55,085 I forgot to tell you 1097 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:57,170 that Sammy is allergic to shellfish and dander, 1098 00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:59,756 and, also, he's not allowed to watch commercial TV, 1099 00:45:59,841 --> 00:46:00,924 and no matter what he says, 1100 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:03,218 he has to hold your hand when he crosses the street. 1101 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:05,554 Oh, and, also, if you go to the playground, 1102 00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:06,888 I like to check the sandbox first. 1103 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,723 You never know what people throw in there. 1104 00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:10,434 And also... 1105 00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:11,852 Okay. Bye. 1106 00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:17,023 Fine. 1107 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,693 One fine day 1108 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,447 You'll look at me 1109 00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:29,494 And then you'll know our love was 1110 00:46:29,579 --> 00:46:31,204 Meant to be 1111 00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:35,709 One fine day 1112 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:41,548 You're gonna want me for your girl 1113 00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:51,057 The arms I long for 1114 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:54,227 Will open wide 1115 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:59,149 And you'll be proud to have me 1116 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,401 Right by your side 1117 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,863 - Hello. - Hi. It's me. 1118 00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:05,947 Me who? 1119 00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:07,949 - You have the kids? - What kids? 1120 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:09,618 You didn't pick up the kids? 1121 00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:11,828 Hi! 1122 00:47:11,913 --> 00:47:13,371 You mean those kids. 1123 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,037 Look, I was just calling... 1124 00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:17,042 You just wanted to call and check up on me 1125 00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,335 because you don't really trust me. 1126 00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:20,837 Sammy! Sammy, no. Put the gun down. 1127 00:47:20,922 --> 00:47:23,173 And you only asked me to watch Sammy 1128 00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:24,508 out of sheer desperation. 1129 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,635 Part of you would feel safer 1130 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,346 with him at the 9th Street Drop-in Center with L.S.D. 1131 00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:30,430 Isn't that true? 1132 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:33,683 No, that is not true. I only wanted to warn you 1133 00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:35,852 that Sammy can get into trouble 1134 00:47:35,937 --> 00:47:38,563 faster than you can make most women smile. 1135 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:40,190 Are you flirting with me? 1136 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:42,484 Would you please 1137 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:43,944 just really pay attention to him? 1138 00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:45,904 I won't let him out of my sight. 1139 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:48,031 Sammy! Hey, guns aren't toys. 1140 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:49,241 It's not loaded. 1141 00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:50,450 Good-bye. 1142 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:58,291 Sammy, how long have your mom and dad been divorced? 1143 00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,376 I don't know. 1144 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,627 It doesn't matter, really, 1145 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,337 'cause she said she'll always love him. 1146 00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:03,922 - Yeah? Hey, what's that? - Marble. 1147 00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:05,340 That's a marble. That's what that is. 1148 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:06,675 You get to see your dad a lot? Come here. 1149 00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:08,718 Pretty much, usually. 1150 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:10,887 He has a different schedule than a lot of other dads. 1151 00:48:10,972 --> 00:48:11,930 He's a drummer. 1152 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:14,432 His favorite thing to do is watch me play soccer. 1153 00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:16,518 He's probably coming today, 1154 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,603 and he's taking me fishing this whole summer, 1155 00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:21,231 just us, and maybe Mom will come, too. 1156 00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:23,483 - Your dad's a drummer? - Yep. 1157 00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:25,402 - Sounds like a great guy, Sammy. - He is. 1158 00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:34,244 Kurt, Jake, you remember Melanie Parker. 1159 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:35,412 - Nice to see you. - Nice to see you. 1160 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:36,830 Nice to see you. 1161 00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:39,291 Well, 1162 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:40,667 voila. 1163 00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:14,326 I love this. 1164 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:16,328 - This is... What is that? - A vaulted... 1165 00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:18,455 A vaulted pediment. Vaulted pediment. 1166 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,040 - I love that. - Yeah? 1167 00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:24,794 But I need to see this with cars. 1168 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:27,881 You don't need cars, Dad. Just use your imagination. 1169 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,257 My imagination? 1170 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,593 I have to see it with the cars. 1171 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,312 Cars. 1172 00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:45,440 See? 1173 00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:55,241 She's quite a little discovery. 1174 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:56,910 Yes, she is. 1175 00:49:58,371 --> 00:50:00,580 Why don't you join us for drinks this evening? 1176 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:04,417 Let's say 5:30 at the 21. 1177 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,379 I... I don't know if I can. 1178 00:50:07,463 --> 00:50:09,089 We'll talk about this project. 1179 00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:10,173 From what I've seen, 1180 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:11,697 you could bring a great deal to this. 1181 00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:19,933 I'll be there. 1182 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,685 Terrific. 1183 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:23,269 That's great. 1184 00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:26,564 Hi. This is Jack Taylor of the Daily News. 1185 00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:28,525 - I'm looking for Elaine Lieberman... - Quit trying to be like my dad. 1186 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,652 - Am not. - Am, too. Daddy? 1187 00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:31,695 Yeah? 1188 00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:33,363 Who's that man on the bus? 1189 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:35,031 - What? Who's what? - Who's that man? 1190 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,408 It says, "Frankly Speaking." 1191 00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:38,702 Very important. Elaine Lieberman. 1192 00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:39,786 Here we go. 1193 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:40,954 Hold hands. Hold hands. 1194 00:50:41,831 --> 00:50:43,456 Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, 1195 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,625 could you just try to speak English? 1196 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:48,086 Okay. 1197 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,797 - Hello? - Hello? 1198 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:53,633 Right. Okay, all right... I need to... 1199 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:56,219 1200 00:50:58,180 --> 00:51:00,265 Pronto. 1201 00:51:00,349 --> 00:51:02,308 Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. 1202 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,102 - Okay. - Okay? 1203 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:05,645 Okay. Bye-bye. 1204 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,480 No. No, no, no. 1205 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:12,527 1206 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:13,570 Listen to me. Listen. 1207 00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:16,030 I need to find Mrs. Lieberman. 1208 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,699 - Okay. - Okay. 1209 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,535 If I don't find her, I could lose my job. 1210 00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:23,371 If you don't understand, say, "Okay." 1211 00:51:23,456 --> 00:51:25,498 Okay. 1212 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,751 Okay. Bye-bye. Gracias. 1213 00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:28,877 Bye-bye. 1214 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,589 Give me the marble. It's my dad's. 1215 00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:33,631 Give it! 1216 00:51:33,716 --> 00:51:34,966 It's my dad's marble. 1217 00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:36,801 No, Rosa? 1218 00:51:36,886 --> 00:51:39,512 No, Rosa, it's... 1219 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,681 No, no, no, no. Don't hang up. 1220 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,510 - Do you speak Spanish by any chance? - What do you need? 1221 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,519 OK. Great. Her name is Rosa Lopez. 1222 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:48,938 Her boss is Elaine Lieberman. 1223 00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:50,273 I need to know where she is. 1224 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:51,316 I'm Jack Taylor. 1225 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,942 I'm a reporter for the Daily News. 1226 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:55,945 Elaine is her boss. 1227 00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:57,864 No, no, no, no. 1228 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:01,117 Tell her Elaine wants to speak to me very badly, too. Very badly. 1229 00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:04,287 Jack Taylor. 1230 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:05,455 Jack Taylor... 1231 00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:07,624 So? 1232 00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:08,708 So? 1233 00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:09,793 So give me it! 1234 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:10,919 - So? - So, give it. 1235 00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:12,462 - No. - Yes! 1236 00:52:12,546 --> 00:52:13,963 Guys, hey, guys. Guys! 1237 00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:15,131 What are you doing? 1238 00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:16,633 Give me it. 1239 00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:19,302 - Guys, what are you doing? - Mr. Taylor. 1240 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:21,095 - Take turns. - Mr. Taylor! 1241 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:23,306 Senora Lopez says that Mrs. Lieberman 1242 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:24,891 is at the Elizabeth Arden salon 1243 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,726 for her spring spa day. 1244 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:28,019 Spring spa day? Elizabeth Arden? Excellent. 1245 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:29,479 Dad! 1246 00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:32,398 What? You guys are being a... 1247 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:33,900 Oh, man. 1248 00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:37,153 - You're so stupid. - Am not. 1249 00:52:37,238 --> 00:52:39,697 Are so. You ruined my dad's marble. 1250 00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:41,991 He's not gonna want it with your snot all over it. 1251 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,244 Yes, I will. I'll just wash it off. 1252 00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:45,537 You're gonna be fine. 1253 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:46,996 The doctor's just gonna pop that thing 1254 00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:48,164 right out of there. 1255 00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:49,833 How come you couldn't do it? 1256 00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:50,917 Well, you know, 1257 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,001 that's a little nose, big marble. 1258 00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:53,044 But, see, the doctor, 1259 00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:54,504 he's gonna have this clamp thing 1260 00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:57,257 that's gonna come up and just yank it right out, 1261 00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,551 and you are gonna be fine. 1262 00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:00,885 You've just gotta not worry about it, 1263 00:53:00,970 --> 00:53:02,554 and you've gotta not think about it. 1264 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,264 You've gotta think about something else. 1265 00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:06,182 You've gotta think about... 1266 00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:07,892 Hello, Sammy. 1267 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,161 Hello? 1268 00:53:27,246 --> 00:53:29,539 Hi, sexy, I miss you. 1269 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:31,040 Look, whoever you are, 1270 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:34,043 this isn't Jack's phone anymore. 1271 00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:36,546 - Who are you? - Who are you? 1272 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:38,172 No. Who are you? 1273 00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:41,175 This is Celia. I'm a friend of Jack's, 1274 00:53:41,302 --> 00:53:42,719 and who's this? 1275 00:53:42,803 --> 00:53:44,762 Absolutely nobody. 1276 00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:46,556 Whatever. Could you please tell him 1277 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,558 that Kristen just called from the Bahamas 1278 00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:50,226 to let him know her number there? 1279 00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:51,728 And this is very important. 1280 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,187 Elaine Lieberman will only be 1281 00:53:53,272 --> 00:53:55,189 at Elizabeth Arden's until 3:30. 1282 00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:57,692 So if you could pass on those messages, 1283 00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:59,569 we'd both appreciate it. 1284 00:54:00,613 --> 00:54:01,613 Your mom is gonna kill me 1285 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:02,697 if I don't have you guys in the lobby 1286 00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:04,741 by 3:15 on the dot. 1287 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,534 I don't think she'll kill ya. 1288 00:54:06,619 --> 00:54:07,744 She's not like that, really. 1289 00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:08,912 She isn't? 1290 00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:10,538 No. She just acts tough and mean 1291 00:54:10,623 --> 00:54:12,457 'cause she'd rather be safe than sorry. 1292 00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:13,625 What does that mean? 1293 00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:14,792 She just says it a lot 1294 00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:16,438 when men try to open her door and stuff. 1295 00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:17,754 Yeah? 1296 00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:20,548 Excuse us! 1297 00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:23,051 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1298 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:31,559 - Hi. - Hi, you guys! 1299 00:54:31,644 --> 00:54:33,269 Hey, hey. 1300 00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:36,731 Your friend Celia called 1301 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,107 to tell you... Sammy! 1302 00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:39,442 It's okay, only an escalator. 1303 00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:42,278 That Kristen called you from the Bahamas 1304 00:54:42,363 --> 00:54:44,447 and also that Elaine Lew... 1305 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:45,531 Lieberman. 1306 00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:47,617 Will be at Elizabeth Arden's until 3:30. 1307 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:48,743 Great. 1308 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:52,413 Thank you so much for watching Sammy, really. 1309 00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:53,957 You saved my life. 1310 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:55,041 Was he any trouble? 1311 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,459 No. Not at all. 1312 00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:57,669 Good. 1313 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,338 So, everything worked out great. 1314 00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:01,798 I was sure you were 1315 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,282 going to either show up 3 hours late 1316 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:04,467 or not at all. 1317 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:06,970 Guess what? I'm not like every other man you know. 1318 00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:08,574 No. I realize that. I was just kidding. 1319 00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:10,598 No, you weren't, but... 1320 00:55:10,683 --> 00:55:13,476 Guess what? I'm not like every other woman you know. 1321 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,061 - Really? - Yeah. 1322 00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:18,398 You probably think I'm a real control freak, 1323 00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:20,108 and I'm not at all. 1324 00:55:20,192 --> 00:55:21,651 Well, I mean, I do like things 1325 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,861 the way I like them, but who doesn't? 1326 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:25,488 And, anyway, in my life, 1327 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:28,157 I'm the only one who ever does anything, so, 1328 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:29,325 what does it matter? 1329 00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:30,368 Maybe you should let somebody 1330 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,203 help you out every once in a while. 1331 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,122 Definitely not. 1332 00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:36,165 I've got all of these little balls up in the air, 1333 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,042 and if somebody else caught one from me, 1334 00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:39,377 I'd drop them all. 1335 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,160 But you're not a control freak. 1336 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:43,548 No. I'm a single working mother. 1337 00:55:43,632 --> 00:55:45,008 Okay. I have more work to do 1338 00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:46,092 than time to do it. 1339 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:48,094 So before you and I get into yet another 1340 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,054 lengthy and exhausting thing, 1341 00:55:50,139 --> 00:55:51,973 I have a career to save, okay? 1342 00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:53,850 Do you have any instructions for me before you... 1343 00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:56,060 No, no. I trust you completely. 1344 00:55:56,145 --> 00:55:58,563 I don't suppose you could... 1345 00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:00,982 you could switch your thing 1346 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,775 from 5:00 to, say, 4:30? 1347 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,152 Because I just found out 1348 00:56:04,236 --> 00:56:05,695 that I have a new thing at 5:30. 1349 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:06,863 Can't switch my thing. 1350 00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:08,448 I'll switch mine. No problem. 1351 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:10,158 See you guys at the soccer game? 1352 00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:12,160 - Bye, Dad! - Bye, Jack! 1353 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,787 Thanks again, Jack. 1354 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,164 You're welcome. 1355 00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:20,251 I realize it's difficult, 1356 00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:24,047 what with... Celia, Kristen, Elaine. 1357 00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:26,632 I know your name, Mel. 1358 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,134 So what did you guys do with Jack? 1359 00:57:10,219 --> 00:57:11,469 Quit kicking me, Maggie. 1360 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:14,222 I wasn't going to say anything about. 1361 00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,015 About what? 1362 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,266 Nothing. 1363 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:18,434 It's a secret. 1364 00:57:18,519 --> 00:57:19,894 We're not supposed to say. 1365 00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:22,146 Secret about what? 1366 00:57:22,231 --> 00:57:23,439 About your dad? 1367 00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:25,108 And you, too, Mommy. 1368 00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:27,693 Me, too? 1369 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:29,195 Come on, you guys. 1370 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:30,321 Tell. 1371 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:35,118 Secret about me and Jack. 1372 00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:39,497 Does it have anything to do with feelings? 1373 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:41,999 What do you mean? 1374 00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,835 You know, feelings, like being scared 1375 00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:48,214 or hurt or happy and excited. 1376 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:50,883 You know, those are all feelings. 1377 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:53,136 Definitely about feelings, then. 1378 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,138 Yeah. Definitely. 1379 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,264 1380 00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:58,558 Switch. 1381 00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:04,772 Sorry, Mom. 1382 00:58:04,857 --> 00:58:06,440 That's okay, honey. 1383 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:13,322 So, what'd you get? 1384 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:15,158 Frozen hot chocolate. 1385 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:16,826 Yum. 1386 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,077 You like chocolate? 1387 00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:19,453 I love chocolate. 1388 00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:21,038 Daddy told Dr. Martin this morning 1389 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:23,624 that he's got deep dark chocolate inside of him. 1390 00:58:23,709 --> 00:58:25,501 Really? 1391 00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:26,919 And that he'd like to meet a fish 1392 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,797 who wasn't afraid of his dark chocolate layer. 1393 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,551 I think I'm beginning to guess the secret. 1394 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:35,511 Are you mad? 1395 00:58:35,596 --> 00:58:36,637 Not really. 1396 00:58:36,722 --> 00:58:39,056 I think he should have talked about it with me, though. 1397 00:58:39,183 --> 00:58:41,267 He was afraid you'd hate him. 1398 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:43,686 Of course I wouldn't hate him. 1399 00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:45,730 Honestly, that is so silly. 1400 00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:51,152 You don't understand. This is an emergency. 1401 00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:53,362 I don't interrupt Mrs. Lieberman 1402 00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:55,031 during her bikini wax. 1403 00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:56,073 Now, listen... 1404 00:58:56,158 --> 00:58:58,534 Don't bother with the cute face. 1405 00:58:58,619 --> 00:58:59,827 I have five sons. 1406 00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:01,370 You make eyes at me like that, 1407 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:02,705 I make you pot roast. 1408 00:59:03,123 --> 00:59:04,415 Oh, excuse me. 1409 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:07,627 Hello, Mrs. Keffner. Let me get your robe. 1410 00:59:11,924 --> 00:59:13,132 Good-bye, Mrs. Lieberman. 1411 00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,550 - Next week. - Yes, indeed. 1412 00:59:14,635 --> 00:59:16,344 Down, please. 1413 00:59:29,274 --> 00:59:31,859 Hey, is Mrs. Lieberman here? 1414 00:59:31,944 --> 00:59:33,319 No? Okay. 1415 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:34,487 - Hi. - Hey, hi. 1416 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,489 Hi, hi, hi. 1417 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,157 Hey, is Mrs. Lieberman, 1418 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:40,201 Elaine Lieberman in here by any chance? 1419 00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:42,370 Hey, it's okay. I'm sorry. 1420 00:59:44,164 --> 00:59:45,873 Hi. I'm looking for Elaine Lieberman. 1421 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,167 - She just left. - Thank you. 1422 00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:49,543 - Jack! - Yep? 1423 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,045 - Is that you? - Yeah. 1424 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,631 - It's Rita! - Who? 1425 00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:55,216 Melanie's mother. 1426 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:57,218 Oh, Rita. Hey! 1427 00:59:57,302 --> 00:59:58,302 Do you... Sorry. 1428 00:59:58,387 --> 00:59:59,971 Do you believe what a small world? 1429 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:01,305 I know. I just spent the whole afternoon 1430 01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:02,473 with your grandson. 1431 01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:04,350 Yeah. He's cute, but he's a handful. 1432 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:05,601 I'm just trying to catch up with Elaine Lieberman. 1433 01:00:05,686 --> 01:00:06,769 I just want to tell you one thing 1434 01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:07,853 about my daughter, 1435 01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,272 and it's something that you may suspect. 1436 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:10,596 She can make you want to scream 1437 01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:11,691 like you're having a body wax. 1438 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:12,858 I mean, she's that frustrating. 1439 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:13,943 Yeah. 1440 01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:15,987 Inside, Jack, she's mush. 1441 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:17,113 Mush. 1442 01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:19,240 So you scream all you want, 1443 01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:21,158 but just don't run away too soon. 1444 01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:22,785 Okay. All right. 1445 01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:23,953 Okay, bye-bye. 1446 01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:25,288 You're adorable. 1447 01:00:28,834 --> 01:00:30,293 Mrs. Lieberman? Where is she? 1448 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:32,962 Yeah? Okay. Mrs. Lieberman! 1449 01:00:33,046 --> 01:00:35,298 Mrs. Lieberman! Mrs. Lieberman. 1450 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,174 Jack Taylor, Daily News! 1451 01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:40,136 Get in. 1452 01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:41,262 Oh, all right! 1453 01:00:41,346 --> 01:00:43,139 Listen, hey, hey. 1454 01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:45,641 I'm glad I finally found you. 1455 01:00:45,726 --> 01:00:48,019 I have to ask you kind of a difficult question. 1456 01:00:48,103 --> 01:00:49,645 About my husband? 1457 01:00:49,730 --> 01:00:50,688 I don't know how much you know 1458 01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:51,853 about his business affairs. 1459 01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:54,317 Are you referring to the illegal account? 1460 01:00:55,444 --> 01:00:56,652 So you know about that? 1461 01:00:56,737 --> 01:00:58,321 - It's in his name. - Yeah. 1462 01:00:58,405 --> 01:00:59,864 I have the deposit slips. 1463 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:03,534 I don't suppose you'd be willing to go... 1464 01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:05,036 - Go on the record? - I know it's a lot to ask. 1465 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,331 Elaine Lieberman. E-l-a-i-n-e 1466 01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,208 L-I-e-b-e-r-m-a-n. 1467 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:12,918 I only have one request. 1468 01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:14,295 Anything at all. 1469 01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:16,172 Fax him a copy in Barbados. 1470 01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:17,298 All right. 1471 01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:21,344 Hello? 1472 01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:22,595 Hi, darling. 1473 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:25,514 Mom, thank God. I'm in big trouble. 1474 01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:27,808 I have to have drinks with clients at 5:30, 1475 01:01:27,893 --> 01:01:28,851 or I'll be fired, 1476 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,520 and I have absolutely no childcare. 1477 01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:33,189 What time are you done at Elizabeth Arden's? 1478 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:34,815 Sammy! Put that down. 1479 01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:36,108 Honey, you're gonna break it. 1480 01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:37,651 You only think about work. 1481 01:01:37,736 --> 01:01:39,153 What about your personal life? 1482 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,696 Actually, Mom, 1483 01:01:40,781 --> 01:01:44,325 today I thought a lot about my personal life. 1484 01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:45,868 Don't laugh. I did. 1485 01:01:45,952 --> 01:01:47,661 Come here, kitty, kitty-kitty. 1486 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:54,794 Kitty? 1487 01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:56,212 Kitty. 1488 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:57,296 Kitty? 1489 01:01:57,381 --> 01:02:00,716 What do you mean, don't be my usual self with him? 1490 01:02:00,801 --> 01:02:03,219 I don't think my usual self could be all that bad 1491 01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:05,388 since I'm pretty sure Jack just told the kids 1492 01:02:05,472 --> 01:02:06,806 he has feelings for me. 1493 01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:09,350 He wants to ask me out on a date. 1494 01:02:09,434 --> 01:02:10,726 Divine. 1495 01:02:10,811 --> 01:02:12,311 Maggie? Sammy, where's Maggie? 1496 01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:14,021 Take that out of your nose. 1497 01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:16,899 What is the matter with you? 1498 01:02:16,983 --> 01:02:18,025 Excuse me. I'm... 1499 01:02:18,110 --> 01:02:19,777 The thing is I'm... 1500 01:02:19,861 --> 01:02:22,530 I think I could have feelings for him, too, 1501 01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:24,323 or at least I think I might be able to, 1502 01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:25,741 which is, you know, 1503 01:02:25,826 --> 01:02:26,909 it's a big step up for me. 1504 01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:28,619 Mom, could you hold on a minute? 1505 01:02:28,703 --> 01:02:29,995 Maggie? 1506 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,705 Well, you know, I had no idea 1507 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:33,624 from that floating head on top of his column 1508 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,626 that he was so tall, 1509 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:37,711 and he's got that good color in his skin, 1510 01:02:37,796 --> 01:02:39,880 which you also couldn't tell from the black-and-white photo. 1511 01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:42,258 He really is altogether yummy, Mel. 1512 01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:43,717 And how would you know? 1513 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:45,845 Because he was just here, darling. 1514 01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:47,972 This isn't some horrifyingly elaborate 1515 01:02:48,056 --> 01:02:49,306 matchmaking scheme, is it, Mom? 1516 01:02:49,391 --> 01:02:50,391 Maggie! 1517 01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:52,226 Of course not, darling. 1518 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:53,352 Maggie! 1519 01:02:53,854 --> 01:02:56,647 Oh, my God. I just lost his daughter! 1520 01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:58,232 - You lost his daughter? - Maggie! 1521 01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:00,693 Maggie! 1522 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:06,198 Oh, my God! 1523 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:09,118 Excuse me. Have you seen a little girl? 1524 01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:11,328 Excuse me. Excuse me. Have you seen a little girl? 1525 01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:13,247 She's about 6 years old, and she's wearing... 1526 01:03:13,331 --> 01:03:14,665 Excuse me, sir. Have you seen a little girl? 1527 01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:15,791 - Sorry. - She's about 6... 1528 01:03:15,876 --> 01:03:17,836 Excuse me. Excuse me. Have you seen a little girl? 1529 01:03:17,878 --> 01:03:19,044 She's about 6. 1530 01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:20,713 Maggie! 1531 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:27,803 Have you seen a little girl? She's about 6 years old. 1532 01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:29,555 Excuse me. Have you seen a little girl? 1533 01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:33,934 Excuse me. Have you seen a lost little girl? 1534 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:37,146 Maggie! 1535 01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,303 Well, hello. 1536 01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:10,387 Hi. 1537 01:04:10,472 --> 01:04:12,640 Is there anything else you can tell us, Ms. Parker? 1538 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,517 I don't think so. I just... 1539 01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,101 He's still not answering. 1540 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,853 I just can't believe this happened. 1541 01:04:17,938 --> 01:04:19,021 One minute she was there, and then the next... 1542 01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:21,065 - I understand that, but... - No, you don't understand. 1543 01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:23,067 I just met this guy this morning, 1544 01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:25,528 and I was horrible to him all day! 1545 01:04:25,612 --> 01:04:27,092 - Excuse me. - You're shivering and... 1546 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:28,072 Jimmy, get her a coat! 1547 01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:29,448 Why did I have to be so horrible to him? 1548 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:32,910 I called him immature and uncharming and irresponsible, 1549 01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:34,745 and I was my usual self. 1550 01:04:34,829 --> 01:04:37,831 She said... Excuse me! But I've lost a little girl! 1551 01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:39,166 I'm sorry. 1552 01:04:39,251 --> 01:04:40,793 She said, "Don't be your usual self," 1553 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,128 but I was my usual self. 1554 01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:45,214 And he took perfect care of my son for me 1555 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:46,549 while I did my presentation, 1556 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:49,552 which went very well, then I lost his daughter! 1557 01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,011 How could I have done that? 1558 01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:52,388 It probably wasn't your fault. 1559 01:04:52,472 --> 01:04:54,974 And I didn't even pay my bill from Serendipity's. 1560 01:04:55,058 --> 01:04:56,058 Do you mind? 1561 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:57,476 Is that your mom? 1562 01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:08,946 Mrs. Lieberman, Elaine, you have saved my life. 1563 01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:10,864 Again. 1564 01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:19,790 That was smart. 1565 01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:23,627 - Jack. - Mike. 1566 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:27,256 I love you, Lew! 1567 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:29,091 I love this town. 1568 01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:30,634 I love this job. 1569 01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:31,760 I love Elaine Lieberman. 1570 01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,304 That's a lot of love for you, Jack. 1571 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,805 I got to tell you something. 1572 01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:36,140 I met someone today. 1573 01:05:36,224 --> 01:05:37,305 What are you talking about? 1574 01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:38,726 I don't know how to describe her. 1575 01:05:38,810 --> 01:05:40,644 She's... 1576 01:05:40,729 --> 01:05:42,271 She's luminous. 1577 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:44,064 Her face is... 1578 01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:45,316 You're talking about women. 1579 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,400 Yeah. 1580 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:48,277 Your ass is on the line, and you're talking about women? 1581 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:50,529 - Are you nuts? - That is under control. 1582 01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,698 I have Elaine Lieberman on the record, 1583 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:55,284 and she has proof of a campaign account. 1584 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:56,952 Elaine Lieberman's an angry wife. 1585 01:05:57,037 --> 01:05:59,163 All her husband's got to do is send her some kind of sorry-gram, 1586 01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:00,331 and she's off the record. 1587 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:01,957 You have my word. 1588 01:06:02,042 --> 01:06:03,751 Your word means nothing to management. 1589 01:06:03,835 --> 01:06:05,475 You better make sure that Elaine Lieberman 1590 01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:07,713 gets to that press conference this afternoon. 1591 01:06:07,881 --> 01:06:09,401 Either she confronts the mayor directly 1592 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,146 or I'm going to have to print a retraction. 1593 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,385 Don't worry. Elaine's my girl. 1594 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:15,471 I hope so, Jack. 1595 01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:16,513 - Jack? - Yeah. 1596 01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:18,515 I just had lunch with Frank Burroughs. 1597 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,893 Very bright. Very funny. 1598 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:22,311 Very humble man. 1599 01:06:22,687 --> 01:06:25,022 You love me, Lew. You know you do. 1600 01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:29,485 Come on, Lois, come on. That's it. 1601 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:30,527 Hey, Lew! 1602 01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:32,738 Lew, where's Jack? 1603 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:34,156 On the way to city hall. 1604 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,659 But I have a ton of urgent messages for him. 1605 01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:40,118 I can't sit here like this. 1606 01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:42,581 I got to go find Jack. 1607 01:06:45,085 --> 01:06:46,245 He's going to be at city hall 1608 01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:48,754 in 15 minutes. Come on, honey. 1609 01:06:54,052 --> 01:06:56,011 5:00. That's great. 1610 01:06:56,096 --> 01:06:57,179 Hang on! 1611 01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:59,640 Yes, Elaine? Excuse me one second. 1612 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,475 City hall, please. 1613 01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:03,310 Look, I can't thank you enough. 1614 01:07:03,395 --> 01:07:04,853 Dwayne. 1615 01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:06,480 Please, city hall. 1616 01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:08,315 Look, I'll do my best to get there on time, Jack. 1617 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,880 I was just on my way to Staten Island, 1618 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:12,236 so I might be a couple of minutes late. 1619 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,030 All right? Dwayne, hurry up! 1620 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:23,372 Hello. 1621 01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:25,999 Mr. Taylor? Lieutenant Bonomo, 18th precinct. 1622 01:07:26,084 --> 01:07:27,710 We found your daughter. 1623 01:07:29,129 --> 01:07:30,129 What? 1624 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:41,390 Excuse me. You haven't seen Jack Taylor anywhere, have you? 1625 01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:42,891 No, I haven't. 1626 01:07:44,144 --> 01:07:46,854 Excuse me? I'm sorry, but you don't happen 1627 01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:48,564 to know Jack Taylor, do you? 1628 01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:49,982 Very well, in fact. 1629 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,693 You're Celia, aren't you? 1630 01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:56,822 Yes, and you must be the one who lost his little girl. 1631 01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:01,910 - Hello, Maggie! - Daddy! 1632 01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:03,579 - Hey, hi! - Hello. 1633 01:08:03,663 --> 01:08:05,706 Hi, I'm Jack Taylor. That's mine over there. 1634 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:07,082 Thank you very much for watching her. 1635 01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:08,167 Well, it was my pleasure. 1636 01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:09,418 I'm sure it was. 1637 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:11,378 We got to hurry. Come on. 1638 01:08:11,463 --> 01:08:13,143 No, Daddy. I want to play with the kitties. 1639 01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:14,131 There's no time to play with the kitties. 1640 01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:15,215 We got to go to a press conference. 1641 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,633 Hi, kitties. How are you? 1642 01:08:16,718 --> 01:08:18,260 Tag. You're it. Come on. Chase me. 1643 01:08:19,137 --> 01:08:21,013 No, Daddy. I want to play with the kitties. 1644 01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:22,556 Red light, green light. Come on. 1645 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:23,724 Stop it! 1646 01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:27,394 Come on. Let's go. Don't do this right now. 1647 01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:29,980 If I don't get there... Want me to lose my job? 1648 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:31,607 No, stop it! 1649 01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:32,891 Do you want me to lose my job? 1650 01:08:46,206 --> 01:08:47,915 You really love those kittens, right? 1651 01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:49,708 Yeah. 1652 01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:54,171 Come on. Watch your head. 1653 01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:55,547 There. 1654 01:08:56,966 --> 01:09:00,302 Okay. So what are their names? 1655 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:02,304 This one is Bob, 1656 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:05,766 'cause he looks like a bobcat. 1657 01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,768 And that one's Fred. 1658 01:09:07,852 --> 01:09:11,563 And that one's... I forget this one's name. 1659 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:15,108 Well, okay. Listen, Maggie, 1660 01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:18,320 I know this has been a rotten day for you. 1661 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:19,571 I know that right now 1662 01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:21,573 all you want to do is play with these kittens. 1663 01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:24,326 I don't blame you, 'cause they're great. 1664 01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:27,704 But if I don't get to this press conference, 1665 01:09:27,789 --> 01:09:29,164 I'm going to lose my job. 1666 01:09:29,249 --> 01:09:30,541 I don't want to lose my job. 1667 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:32,543 So we got to work something out. 1668 01:09:32,627 --> 01:09:35,587 Some kind of a deal here, so... 1669 01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:38,924 What if we talk to this beautiful young lady 1670 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,676 and we ask her if maybe Bob can come 1671 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,178 to the press conference with us? 1672 01:09:43,263 --> 01:09:44,847 You mean keep him? 1673 01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:47,808 Borrow him. 1674 01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:50,269 But I want to keep him. 1675 01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:52,563 You'll have to talk to your mother about that. 1676 01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:53,981 She's allergic. 1677 01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:56,775 That's right. She gets all... 1678 01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:00,445 All right. 1679 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,197 Well, you know what? 1680 01:10:02,282 --> 01:10:04,241 Bob can just stay at my house. 1681 01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:06,910 Where would he sleep? 1682 01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:09,496 You know that room with all the boxes in it? 1683 01:10:09,581 --> 01:10:11,582 We could clear those out. He could sleep in there. 1684 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:13,792 That's a good idea. 1685 01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:16,128 Of course, you know, you're going to have to come over 1686 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:17,504 and visit every once in a while 1687 01:10:17,589 --> 01:10:19,006 just to check up and make sure 1688 01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:22,217 that I'm feeding him and everything. 1689 01:10:22,302 --> 01:10:23,552 I will. 1690 01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:25,470 Yeah. 1691 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,139 Come here. 1692 01:10:33,313 --> 01:10:37,941 You know, maybe what we ought to do 1693 01:10:38,026 --> 01:10:42,070 is put a bed in that room for you, too. 1694 01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:43,822 Yeah. 1695 01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:46,575 'Cause he might get lonely. 1696 01:10:48,328 --> 01:10:50,829 He's not going to get lonely with you there. 1697 01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:56,793 Well, let me take a look at this guy. 1698 01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:59,129 So this is going to be our cat? 1699 01:10:59,213 --> 01:11:01,840 Bob. 1700 01:11:03,217 --> 01:11:05,636 All right. Now, can we get out of here already? 1701 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:06,720 Yeah? 1702 01:11:09,557 --> 01:11:12,225 Mr. Mayor! 1703 01:11:12,644 --> 01:11:13,685 Mr. Burroughs. 1704 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:16,396 Mr. Mayor, do you plan to sue Jack Taylor 1705 01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:17,439 and the Daily News 1706 01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:18,607 for the apparently false 1707 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:21,026 and certainly unsubstantiated charges 1708 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,569 they've made against you? 1709 01:11:22,654 --> 01:11:24,363 Say, that's not a bad idea. 1710 01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:31,161 Hey, Dad, that guy's on the bus, too. 1711 01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:32,287 Would you hurry, please? 1712 01:11:32,372 --> 01:11:33,497 He has a bigger picture than yours. 1713 01:11:33,581 --> 01:11:34,831 Do you speak English? 1714 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:36,708 Last question, please. 1715 01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:39,586 Excuse me! 1716 01:11:39,671 --> 01:11:40,671 Excuse me. 1717 01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:42,297 Last question, please. 1718 01:11:42,382 --> 01:11:45,968 Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! 1719 01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:47,970 Mom, what are you doing? You're not a reporter. 1720 01:11:48,096 --> 01:11:49,388 I got to do something. 1721 01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:51,473 - Mr. Mayor! - Mr. Mayor? 1722 01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:52,683 What are you going to say? 1723 01:11:52,767 --> 01:11:54,893 I don't know. Mr. Mayor! 1724 01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:55,978 Yes. 1725 01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,188 You, on the right. 1726 01:11:58,272 --> 01:12:01,775 I... What about Elaine... 1727 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,819 - Lieberman. - Lieberman? 1728 01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:04,861 What about her? 1729 01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:06,863 She's the wife of my sanitation commissioner. 1730 01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:08,573 She's got nothing to do with this. 1731 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,200 What paper are you with, young lady? 1732 01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:13,120 I... I... I believe Elaine Lieberman 1733 01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:14,579 has spoken to Jack Taylor 1734 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,707 and can back up everything he said. 1735 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,500 Jack Taylor is a reckless man 1736 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,669 with a gift for manipulating the truth. 1737 01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:22,963 I know Jack Taylor, sir, 1738 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:27,384 and... and... and he is pretty cocky most of the time, 1739 01:12:27,468 --> 01:12:29,219 and he does seem to have 1740 01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:30,887 somewhat of a cavalier attitude, 1741 01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:32,472 but at least he's honest. 1742 01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:35,100 I don't know what relationship you have with Mr. Taylor, miss, 1743 01:12:35,226 --> 01:12:36,518 but it's quite clear 1744 01:12:36,602 --> 01:12:38,020 you know nothing about politics 1745 01:12:38,104 --> 01:12:40,022 and nothing about journalism. 1746 01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:41,815 That's it. No more questions. 1747 01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:43,275 Thank you. 1748 01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:44,860 Mr. Mayor! 1749 01:12:47,947 --> 01:12:48,947 Melanie! 1750 01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:51,825 Look, Melanie. I got a kitty. 1751 01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:54,828 His name's Bob and Dad said I can keep him. 1752 01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:55,912 Mr. Mayor! 1753 01:12:55,997 --> 01:12:57,706 Jack, Elaine Lieberman didn't show up. 1754 01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,458 I know that. Mr. Mayor! 1755 01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:02,919 No, no, no, Mr. Taylor. The press conference is over! 1756 01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:05,672 Mr. Mayor, you may be able to strong-arm Manny Feldstein. 1757 01:13:05,757 --> 01:13:06,757 That's tough to do. 1758 01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:08,467 And you may be able to buffalo my paper 1759 01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:11,762 into printing a retraction... They may actually fire me... 1760 01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:14,389 But you and I both know this garbage thing stinks, 1761 01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:16,099 - don't we? - Pitiful, Mr. Taylor. 1762 01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:17,785 You and your little friend in the outfit, 1763 01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:19,478 just pitiful! 1764 01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:21,772 What is pitiful, Mr. Mayor, 1765 01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:23,648 is that if I had a few minutes more, 1766 01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:25,108 Elaine Lieberman would be here 1767 01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:28,570 with a canceled check for $250,000 1768 01:13:28,654 --> 01:13:30,906 from a very well-known mob front 1769 01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:32,824 made out to your re-election campaign. 1770 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:35,911 That's a blatant fabrication, Mr. Taylor! 1771 01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:38,580 We both know that no such canceled check exists. 1772 01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:40,582 You know something? You're right. I'm confused. 1773 01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,459 There would be no check, 1774 01:13:42,543 --> 01:13:44,419 but there would be a deposit slip, 1775 01:13:44,504 --> 01:13:45,962 wouldn't there, Elaine? 1776 01:13:46,047 --> 01:13:48,006 Come here. Can I have that, please? 1777 01:13:48,091 --> 01:13:49,257 Hello, Sidney. 1778 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:50,300 All right. 1779 01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:52,469 This is dated March 15th of this year. 1780 01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:56,306 It is a deposit slip for $250,000. 1781 01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:58,934 That same day, a deposit was made 1782 01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:00,894 into your campaign account 1783 01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:02,145 for $250,000, 1784 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:05,774 but I guess that was just a coincidence. 1785 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:07,734 The press conference is over! 1786 01:14:07,819 --> 01:14:09,111 I said over! 1787 01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:11,115 Mrs. Lieberman, how did you discover the account? 1788 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:12,197 Elaine, what can I say? 1789 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:13,448 It was my pleasure. 1790 01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:14,825 All right. See you later. 1791 01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:16,284 Jack, could I see that document? 1792 01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:17,953 In the paper tomorrow, you can, Frank. 1793 01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:19,079 You guys want to go to a soccer game? 1794 01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:21,039 - Yeah. - All right. Come on. Let's go. 1795 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,835 Does your husband know that you've done this? 1796 01:14:24,919 --> 01:14:26,336 My husband. Funny you bring that up. 1797 01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,547 He's in Barbados. B-a-r-b-a-d... 1798 01:14:28,881 --> 01:14:31,258 That was an excellent moment in my life. 1799 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:32,801 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 1800 01:14:32,885 --> 01:14:34,845 Mommy, can we go to the soccer game now? 1801 01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:36,972 - Yes, sweetheart. - Yeah, boy. Come here. 1802 01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:39,057 I really am so sorry about Maggie. 1803 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,767 I don't even want to think about what could've happened. 1804 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:42,644 I don't want to think about it either. 1805 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:43,728 When I do think about it, 1806 01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:45,397 I can't believe that I was issued shellfish 1807 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:48,316 and dander warnings, sandbox alerts. 1808 01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:49,484 You even laughed in my face 1809 01:14:49,569 --> 01:14:51,987 - when I showed up at your office on time. - I know. 1810 01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:54,030 And then you lost my daughter. 1811 01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:55,365 I know. It was the worst thing 1812 01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:57,075 I could've ever done. I really am so, so very sorry. 1813 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,578 So someone else is the irresponsible one, 1814 01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:01,121 - aren't they? - Yes, they are. 1815 01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:02,873 I would like to hear you say that, 1816 01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:04,249 say it for your kind. 1817 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:05,709 My kind? 1818 01:15:05,793 --> 01:15:07,544 The ones with all the balls in the air. 1819 01:15:07,628 --> 01:15:09,254 That's the least you could do. 1820 01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:10,755 Of course I'll say it, Jack. 1821 01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:13,008 I was the irresponsible one. 1822 01:15:13,092 --> 01:15:14,342 - Great. - Taxi! 1823 01:15:14,427 --> 01:15:16,107 "Now say “I can't do everything on my own." 1824 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:17,179 Why? 1825 01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:18,263 Because with one sentence 1826 01:15:18,306 --> 01:15:21,016 you'll restore my faith in women again. 1827 01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:24,436 Of course I'll say it for you, Jack. 1828 01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:25,896 We're never going to get a cab, you know. 1829 01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:27,189 You can't say it. 1830 01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:28,876 Sure, I can, just as long as you realize 1831 01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:29,983 that it won't be true. 1832 01:15:30,067 --> 01:15:32,027 I'm waiting. 1833 01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:33,445 Okay. I can't do everything alone. 1834 01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:34,779 There. Great. 1835 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,948 Even though my daily activities year after year 1836 01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,450 immediately contradict what I just said. 1837 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,493 Oh, unbelievable! 1838 01:15:40,578 --> 01:15:42,120 You made me grovel for no reason. 1839 01:15:42,288 --> 01:15:43,580 You groveled for great reason. 1840 01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:46,166 You are an arrogant ball juggler, baby. 1841 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:49,002 First of all, don't call me baby. 1842 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:51,463 Secondly, if you don't want your balls juggled, 1843 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:52,547 don't throw them in my face. 1844 01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:53,673 I threw them in your face? 1845 01:15:53,758 --> 01:15:55,278 Yes, you did, starting off this morning 1846 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,052 when you thrust your stupid column at me 1847 01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:58,261 as some sort of lame excuse 1848 01:15:58,346 --> 01:16:00,222 for my son missing his field trip. 1849 01:16:00,306 --> 01:16:02,140 Balls in my face. 1850 01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:04,184 Big Jack reporter 1851 01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:06,853 can't possibly concentrate on mundane details 1852 01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:08,647 like picking up the phone to say, 1853 01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:10,565 "Thanks anyway, but I won't be needing you" 1854 01:16:10,650 --> 01:16:12,400 "to take my daughter to school today and then..." 1855 01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:13,485 That's not quite how it happened. 1856 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:15,487 You have to ask who I can only assume 1857 01:16:15,655 --> 01:16:17,113 is one of your many girlfriends 1858 01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:18,782 if she's wearing her panties 1859 01:16:18,866 --> 01:16:21,952 as loud as you can. Balls in my face. 1860 01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:24,746 And now in the midst of my obvious remorse, 1861 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:26,373 you make me grovel? 1862 01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:27,999 First of all... First of all, 1863 01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,501 I thrust my column in your face 1864 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:31,461 because I thought you were the most beautiful woman 1865 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:33,630 that I've ever seen in my entire life, 1866 01:16:33,714 --> 01:16:35,382 and I want... 1867 01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:41,263 I wanted to make a good impression. 1868 01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:47,185 Now, I forgot to call you this morning 1869 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,437 because I, as opposed to you, 1870 01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:51,314 am not used to doing everything on my own. 1871 01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:52,440 So I slipped up there. 1872 01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:53,566 As for the panties, 1873 01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:56,111 that remark was to my editor Lew, 1874 01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:59,030 simply to piss you off. 1875 01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:03,576 Come on, Dad. I've got a taxi. 1876 01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:05,203 Can we go? 1877 01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:11,209 Hey. We got the cab. 1878 01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:17,716 I think my dad likes your mom. 1879 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,759 Maybe my mom likes him back. 1880 01:17:19,844 --> 01:17:20,885 Men like you 1881 01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:22,095 have made me the woman I am. 1882 01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:23,972 All the women I know like you 1883 01:17:24,056 --> 01:17:27,058 have made me think all women are like you. 1884 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:28,810 Oh, my God. I almost forgot. 1885 01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:31,396 I've got a meeting, drinks with clients. 1886 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,940 5:25. You're never going to make it. 1887 01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:36,693 Mom, it's the last game of the season. 1888 01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:38,611 It's for the championship, Mom, 1889 01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:40,739 and the coach said every kid has to play 1890 01:17:40,823 --> 01:17:42,532 or they don't get a trophy. 1891 01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:44,367 Even the losers get a trophy, 1892 01:17:44,452 --> 01:17:46,745 but you don't get a trophy if you don't play. 1893 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:48,319 It's on the way. We'll make it. 1894 01:17:48,748 --> 01:17:50,206 Let go of it. 1895 01:17:50,791 --> 01:17:54,419 I can't let go of it. It's my job. Hold this. 1896 01:17:56,297 --> 01:17:58,715 Could we go to the 21 Club instead? 1897 01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:00,425 21 West 52nd Street, 1898 01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:04,721 and don't try to take 14th or 32nd or 44th across. 1899 01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:08,266 You can't make a left at this hour. 1900 01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:11,895 I...I... I know I can do this. 1901 01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:14,356 No, don't take Broadway. 1902 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:15,815 It's bound to be a mess. 1903 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:17,859 Try 6th Avenue, 1904 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,402 but not until after 23rd 1905 01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:21,154 because of the construction. 1906 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,531 French-fried eyeballs floating in a bowl of... 1907 01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:25,909 - Snot. - Snot. 1908 01:18:57,983 --> 01:18:59,651 Here we go. 1909 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:02,612 Why don't you hold the cab, 1910 01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:04,280 and if I'm not back in 15 minutes, 1911 01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:05,907 just go on ahead without me. 1912 01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:07,325 You're going to take longer than 15 minutes. 1913 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:09,828 I can do this. Okay, baby. 1914 01:19:11,539 --> 01:19:13,123 Mommy, what if you don't come 1915 01:19:13,207 --> 01:19:14,666 and Daddy doesn't come? 1916 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,918 Oh, sweetheart, I'm going to be there. 1917 01:19:17,002 --> 01:19:18,294 You are the most important thing to me 1918 01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:19,838 in the entire world. 1919 01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:21,548 Your job is. 1920 01:19:21,632 --> 01:19:23,550 No, you are, 1921 01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:26,553 but I have to do this now. 1922 01:19:26,637 --> 01:19:28,430 Sammy, I know I've dragged you places 1923 01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:29,514 and left you places, 1924 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:31,224 and I've been a crazy person today, 1925 01:19:31,308 --> 01:19:32,976 but it's going to be better tomorrow. 1926 01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:35,145 I promise I won't take longer than 15 minutes 1927 01:19:35,229 --> 01:19:38,148 in there, okay? Okay? 1928 01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:44,612 Hey, Sammy, come here. 1929 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:46,531 Don't worry about it. She'll make it, okay? 1930 01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:47,855 Let's get you ready for soccer. 1931 01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:49,367 Grab me that bag. 1932 01:19:53,497 --> 01:19:54,581 Hello. How are you? 1933 01:19:54,665 --> 01:19:56,583 Hi. I see my party. 1934 01:19:57,084 --> 01:19:58,877 Oh, here she is. 1935 01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:01,337 I'm glad you could make it. What's your poison? 1936 01:20:01,422 --> 01:20:02,464 Oh, I'll just have some water. 1937 01:20:02,548 --> 01:20:04,257 Nonsense. We're way ahead of you. 1938 01:20:04,341 --> 01:20:05,800 You have some catching up to do. 1939 01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:10,221 She'll have a dry vodka martini straight up. 1940 01:20:15,019 --> 01:20:17,604 Hey, what are you thinking about, kiddo? 1941 01:20:19,023 --> 01:20:22,150 I hope my daddy can come to our soccer game. 1942 01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:23,318 Yeah. 1943 01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:28,156 Mommy hopes he can come, too. 1944 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:29,240 Last night... 1945 01:20:30,493 --> 01:20:31,951 Last night 1946 01:20:32,036 --> 01:20:33,328 my mom thought I was asleep, 1947 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:34,704 but I really wasn't 1948 01:20:34,788 --> 01:20:37,207 and I heard her say over and over again, 1949 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:38,416 "Please let Eddie come." 1950 01:20:39,126 --> 01:20:41,044 "Please let Eddie come." 1951 01:20:43,214 --> 01:20:44,631 Eddie? Who's Eddie? 1952 01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:46,466 Eddie's my dad. 1953 01:20:47,968 --> 01:20:51,262 I hope he comes, too, there, kiddo. 1954 01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:52,764 We were just discussing plans 1955 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:54,182 for a sort of upscale 1956 01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:56,017 amusement complex for adults. 1957 01:20:56,101 --> 01:20:58,645 You know, with food and games and rides. 1958 01:20:58,729 --> 01:20:59,771 No rides, Dad. 1959 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:00,855 After drinks, 1960 01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:02,732 we wanted to take a drive to Stanford. 1961 01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:03,983 We were hoping to take a look 1962 01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:06,402 at a kind of a bad version of what we have in mind. 1963 01:21:06,487 --> 01:21:08,321 But before we head out, 1964 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:10,156 Melanie, maybe you could toss out 1965 01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:12,116 a few ideas, just off the top of your head. 1966 01:21:15,246 --> 01:21:17,372 Well, 1967 01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:20,708 adult amusement complexes, up until now, 1968 01:21:20,793 --> 01:21:22,502 have been somewhat cheesy, 1969 01:21:22,586 --> 01:21:26,297 usually attached to popular video stores. 1970 01:21:27,258 --> 01:21:30,051 What I'm thinking of is something 1971 01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:31,344 a bit more exciting. 1972 01:21:32,513 --> 01:21:34,472 A drawing might help, don't you think? 1973 01:21:35,015 --> 01:21:37,308 I... 1974 01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:38,518 I love drawings. 1975 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:39,561 I don't have a... 1976 01:21:39,645 --> 01:21:41,354 Here you go. 1977 01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:42,897 Oh, okay. 1978 01:21:46,151 --> 01:21:48,152 Let's see. 1979 01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:51,072 Something like... 1980 01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:03,751 Isn't that the little lost boy 1981 01:22:03,836 --> 01:22:04,919 from this morning? 1982 01:22:05,212 --> 01:22:06,296 What? 1983 01:22:06,463 --> 01:22:09,340 With, you know... 1984 01:22:28,527 --> 01:22:32,238 You know, I can't do this now. 1985 01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:37,702 And I can't go with you to Stanford now either. 1986 01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:40,330 Yes, Mr. Leland, that is the little lost boy 1987 01:22:40,414 --> 01:22:42,040 from this morning, only he's not lost. 1988 01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:43,166 He's my son. 1989 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,085 I have a child 1990 01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:48,796 and he has a soccer game in 20 minutes. 1991 01:22:48,881 --> 01:22:50,442 If he's late, he doesn't get the trophy. 1992 01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:51,591 And because I'm in here with you, 1993 01:22:51,675 --> 01:22:54,135 he's probably going to be late, 1994 01:22:54,219 --> 01:22:55,762 but what gets to me more than anything 1995 01:22:55,846 --> 01:22:57,096 is instead of crying about it, 1996 01:22:57,181 --> 01:23:00,350 he's out there with a big old smile 1997 01:23:00,434 --> 01:23:02,060 blowing fish faces at us. 1998 01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:08,483 Gentlemen, if you're smart, you'll want me as much 1999 01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:09,942 for my dedication and ability 2000 01:23:10,027 --> 01:23:12,028 as for the fact that I am going to ditch you right now 2001 01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,447 and I am going to run like hell across town 2002 01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:16,451 so that my kid knows that what matters to me most 2003 01:23:16,533 --> 01:23:17,617 is him. 2004 01:23:17,701 --> 01:23:20,119 And, Mr. Leland, your real grounds for firing me 2005 01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:23,164 should be if I were to stay here with you. 2006 01:23:27,753 --> 01:23:29,128 I like her. 2007 01:23:29,213 --> 01:23:30,254 A lot. 2008 01:23:33,550 --> 01:23:35,968 Well, I probably lost my job, 2009 01:23:36,053 --> 01:23:37,845 but at least we still have 10 minutes 2010 01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:38,971 to get to the game. 2011 01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:40,807 Hey, short cut! Short cut! 2012 01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:42,100 In spite of everything, Jack, 2013 01:23:42,184 --> 01:23:45,269 I want you to know that I do sincerely apologize 2014 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:46,354 for losing Maggie. 2015 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:48,690 That's all right. Same thing happened to me this morning. 2016 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:50,566 You lost Maggie this morning? 2017 01:23:50,651 --> 01:23:52,985 Yeah, she wandered off after the office cat. 2018 01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:54,320 It might've been helpful 2019 01:23:54,405 --> 01:23:56,864 if you'd mentioned her tendency to wander. 2020 01:23:56,949 --> 01:24:00,076 It might've been helpful... Here we go. Up here... 2021 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:03,287 If you had mentioned Sammy's tendency 2022 01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,456 to stick things up his nose. 2023 01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:06,541 He didn't! 2024 01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:08,126 Oh, yeah. Way up there. 2025 01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:10,461 In fact, I had to use this plier-type thing. 2026 01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:11,963 It's called an alligator, 2027 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:15,591 a tool I have come to know well. 2028 01:24:15,676 --> 01:24:16,718 Okay! 2029 01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:19,470 Here we go. Come on. 2030 01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:23,474 See? I told you we'd make it. 2031 01:24:25,436 --> 01:24:27,270 Any other catastrophes? 2032 01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:29,105 Lois Lane ate the class fish. 2033 01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:31,566 Why does that not surprise me? 2034 01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:32,734 Sorry, Sammy. 2035 01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:34,068 Lois Lane? 2036 01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:38,448 Come on. We got to hurry up. 2037 01:24:39,992 --> 01:24:41,409 I got to go to the bathroom. 2038 01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:42,702 I'll take you. 2039 01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:44,454 Why don't I take her? 2040 01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:59,218 So, Maggie, you know that lady Celia 2041 01:24:59,303 --> 01:25:00,762 from your dad's office? 2042 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:01,929 Yeah. 2043 01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,266 Is she your daddy's girlfriend? 2044 01:25:05,350 --> 01:25:06,726 No way. 2045 01:25:07,686 --> 01:25:09,353 She wants to be, but she isn't. 2046 01:25:10,564 --> 01:25:12,273 He wants somebody who would love his cookie, too, 2047 01:25:12,357 --> 01:25:13,941 and Celia's not the type. 2048 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:18,863 Here. I'll get that other sock for you. 2049 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:26,204 There's no king when love is the thing 2050 01:25:26,288 --> 01:25:29,040 Playing the same rules 2051 01:25:32,085 --> 01:25:37,423 In a heartbeat a wise man can be a fool 2052 01:25:39,009 --> 01:25:44,180 Through the darkest hours 2053 01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:47,308 When all is said and done 2054 01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:50,311 It has to come 2055 01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:56,275 You go from lonely to the lucky one 2056 01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:59,403 'Cause love's funny that way 2057 01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:03,908 No matter who you are 2058 01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:07,245 It can shake your faith 2059 01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:11,999 Or it can break your heart 2060 01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:13,417 Yeah, yeah 2061 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:17,964 Once in a while the mountains are blue 2062 01:26:18,048 --> 01:26:19,215 We are lost 2063 01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:20,967 Yeah, yeah. Give me that. 2064 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:23,010 It's my cat. 2065 01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:26,950 So maybe you and Maggie could come over 2066 01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:28,140 for some dinner after the game. 2067 01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:30,101 We could order out a little Chinese 2068 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,394 or something. 2069 01:26:33,939 --> 01:26:35,273 Oh, thank God. He's here. 2070 01:26:35,607 --> 01:26:37,024 Dad! 2071 01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:44,115 So what do you say? 2072 01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:47,451 I don't think so. It's been a long day. 2073 01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:50,955 Okay. Yeah, I'm a little... 2074 01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:52,665 little tired myself. 2075 01:26:54,585 --> 01:26:56,377 So I guess I should go over and say hi to Sammy's dad. 2076 01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:58,713 I usually watch the game over on the sidelines there. 2077 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,923 That's where I like to watch it. 2078 01:27:01,091 --> 01:27:02,633 Okay. 2079 01:27:04,136 --> 01:27:06,304 - It was a good day. - Yeah. 2080 01:27:06,513 --> 01:27:07,638 Okay. 2081 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:23,237 All right, come here. 2082 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:27,158 What? You can't even look at me? 2083 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:30,912 This is the second game you've made it to in two years. 2084 01:27:30,996 --> 01:27:32,038 Look, I'm here, aren't I? 2085 01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:33,372 Daddy! 2086 01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:36,292 Are you staying for the whole game? 2087 01:27:36,376 --> 01:27:37,877 - Are you? - You bet I am. 2088 01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:39,295 Cool. 2089 01:27:39,379 --> 01:27:40,630 I'm gonna play my best. 2090 01:27:40,714 --> 01:27:42,757 You watch, my really best. 2091 01:27:42,841 --> 01:27:44,842 That's great. 2092 01:27:45,510 --> 01:27:47,136 Go get 'em, tiger. 2093 01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:51,140 Come on. I saved us a seat. 2094 01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:55,436 Here, Dad. 2095 01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:57,897 Marco. Marco, pass. 2096 01:27:57,981 --> 01:27:59,106 Marco. 2097 01:27:59,191 --> 01:28:00,524 Marco! 2098 01:28:06,073 --> 01:28:07,323 Hey, Dad! 2099 01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:14,872 Part of the reason I came here today 2100 01:28:14,957 --> 01:28:16,207 was to tell Sammy in person 2101 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:17,375 that I'm not gonna be able to make 2102 01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:19,502 our fishing trip this summer. 2103 01:28:20,754 --> 01:28:22,797 You can't do this to him, Eddie. 2104 01:28:22,881 --> 01:28:25,132 I got a gig playing with Bruce, Mel. 2105 01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:28,219 Can't you see how much he needs you? 2106 01:28:28,512 --> 01:28:31,347 Come on, Mel. You can't expect me to pass this up. 2107 01:28:31,431 --> 01:28:33,808 Get it. Get it. 2108 01:28:34,101 --> 01:28:36,018 Mom! Hey, Mom, look! 2109 01:28:38,397 --> 01:28:39,563 Yes. 2110 01:28:58,583 --> 01:28:59,667 Let's go, Maggie. Come on! 2111 01:28:59,751 --> 01:29:01,043 Maggie, come on. Let's go. 2112 01:29:01,128 --> 01:29:02,253 Down the alley. Right down the alley. 2113 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:04,672 Let's go. Watch him. Watch that kid. 2114 01:29:04,756 --> 01:29:06,924 Bodycheck him, Maggie. Bodycheck him. 2115 01:29:07,009 --> 01:29:08,009 But that would be rude, Daddy. 2116 01:29:08,093 --> 01:29:09,385 That's not rude. That's sports. 2117 01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:11,721 There you go. That's it. 2118 01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:16,225 Hey! Hey! Come on. 2119 01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:17,309 What's with that guy? 2120 01:29:17,394 --> 01:29:19,061 Get that kid! 2121 01:29:29,072 --> 01:29:30,406 Good game there, Sammy. 2122 01:29:30,490 --> 01:29:31,949 Thanks, Jack. 2123 01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:35,202 I'll see you. 2124 01:29:35,287 --> 01:29:36,287 Thanks for everything. 2125 01:29:36,955 --> 01:29:39,165 You, too. I'll see you. 2126 01:29:39,249 --> 01:29:41,167 Okay, you ready? 2127 01:29:41,251 --> 01:29:43,961 Okay, hang on. Got it. 2128 01:29:45,047 --> 01:29:46,380 You were great. 2129 01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:50,634 So I'll see you real soon, okay, big guy? 2130 01:29:50,719 --> 01:29:52,303 Okay. 2131 01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:53,387 Bye, Mel. 2132 01:29:53,472 --> 01:29:55,097 Bye. 2133 01:30:05,859 --> 01:30:09,570 Hey, let's get your rain stuff on, okay? 2134 01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:10,738 Okay. 2135 01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:11,822 Let me see your trophy. 2136 01:30:19,831 --> 01:30:20,998 You think that's real gold? 2137 01:30:21,083 --> 01:30:22,083 Yeah. 2138 01:30:22,167 --> 01:30:24,418 You do? What is that on his head? 2139 01:30:24,503 --> 01:30:25,544 Soccer ball. 2140 01:30:33,053 --> 01:30:35,346 Okay, you ready? 2141 01:30:41,812 --> 01:30:43,604 Should we try to get a cab, Mom? 2142 01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:45,439 No. I kind of feel like walking. 2143 01:30:45,524 --> 01:30:46,524 In the rain? 2144 01:30:46,608 --> 01:30:49,068 What do you care? You're dressed for Niagara Falls. 2145 01:30:49,653 --> 01:30:56,200 Have I told you lately that I love you 2146 01:30:57,577 --> 01:31:02,998 Have I told you there's no one above you 2147 01:31:05,043 --> 01:31:07,878 Fill my heart with gladness 2148 01:31:08,338 --> 01:31:11,257 Take away my sadness 2149 01:31:11,341 --> 01:31:15,344 Ease my troubles That's what you do 2150 01:31:18,557 --> 01:31:22,476 The morning sun in all its glory 2151 01:31:24,354 --> 01:31:28,357 Greets the day with hope and comfort too 2152 01:31:31,069 --> 01:31:34,488 And you fill my life with laughter 2153 01:31:34,573 --> 01:31:35,823 You can make it better 2154 01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:37,908 Mom, I'm hungry. 2155 01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:39,827 I'll be right there, honey. 2156 01:31:39,911 --> 01:31:41,871 That's what you do 2157 01:31:41,955 --> 01:31:44,832 All right. That's a deal. 2158 01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:46,083 Gimme this one. 2159 01:31:46,168 --> 01:31:48,002 Good night. Come here. Good night. 2160 01:31:48,211 --> 01:31:49,211 Good night. 2161 01:31:49,296 --> 01:31:50,838 He'll be right here in the box, okay? 2162 01:31:50,922 --> 01:31:52,840 - Okay. - All right. 2163 01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:53,966 You know, Daddy, 2164 01:31:54,050 --> 01:31:56,051 when me and Melanie were in the bathroom, 2165 01:31:56,136 --> 01:31:58,470 she asked me if Celia was your girlfriend. 2166 01:31:58,638 --> 01:31:59,638 She did? 2167 01:31:59,723 --> 01:32:02,016 Yeah. She really likes you. 2168 01:32:02,434 --> 01:32:03,893 Good night. 2169 01:32:03,977 --> 01:32:04,977 Good night. 2170 01:32:07,898 --> 01:32:10,107 She told you she likes me? 2171 01:32:10,192 --> 01:32:12,359 It's so obvious, Daddy. 2172 01:32:12,444 --> 01:32:13,527 Good night. 2173 01:32:15,572 --> 01:32:17,781 Did she say anything else about me? 2174 01:32:17,866 --> 01:32:20,743 I don't know, Daddy. I'm pretty tired. 2175 01:32:20,827 --> 01:32:23,287 I'm gonna go to sleep now. 2176 01:32:24,039 --> 01:32:26,123 Yeah. 2177 01:32:29,252 --> 01:32:30,753 What are we gonna do about those fish? 2178 01:32:30,837 --> 01:32:31,879 What? 2179 01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:33,255 We gotta go buy new fish. 2180 01:32:33,340 --> 01:32:34,381 Now? 2181 01:32:34,466 --> 01:32:37,468 Yeah. Now? Yeah. Sammy can't go back to class tomorrow 2182 01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:39,637 without those fish. By noon, they'll kill him. 2183 01:32:39,721 --> 01:32:40,721 But I'm in my pajamas. 2184 01:32:40,805 --> 01:32:42,848 All we gotta do is pick 'em out. 2185 01:32:43,767 --> 01:32:46,727 And it shines like the sun 2186 01:32:50,649 --> 01:32:52,983 At the end of the day 2187 01:32:54,361 --> 01:32:57,154 We will give thanks and pray 2188 01:32:57,239 --> 01:32:58,656 To the one 2189 01:33:03,245 --> 01:33:09,041 Have I told you lately that I love you 2190 01:33:11,795 --> 01:33:16,507 Have I told you there's no one above you 2191 01:33:18,677 --> 01:33:21,387 Fill my heart with gladness 2192 01:33:21,805 --> 01:33:24,932 Take away my sadness 2193 01:33:25,016 --> 01:33:27,726 Ease my troubles That's what you do 2194 01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:34,775 Take away my sadness 2195 01:33:36,027 --> 01:33:38,028 Fill my life with gladness 2196 01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:41,532 Ease my troubles That's what you do 2197 01:33:45,036 --> 01:33:47,204 Fill my life with gladness 2198 01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:50,457 Take away my sadness 2199 01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:53,419 - Hi. - Hi. 2200 01:33:53,503 --> 01:33:55,629 Maggie insisted that we bring Sammy 2201 01:33:55,714 --> 01:33:57,214 some new fish. 2202 01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:01,427 Thank you. 2203 01:34:03,513 --> 01:34:04,888 Do you guys... 2204 01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:06,373 Do you want to come in for a minute? 2205 01:34:06,433 --> 01:34:09,184 No. We don't want to intrude. 2206 01:34:09,728 --> 01:34:12,438 Okay. Well... 2207 01:34:12,522 --> 01:34:13,522 - Yes... - Thanks. 2208 01:34:13,606 --> 01:34:16,734 Here they are. Okay. 2209 01:34:16,860 --> 01:34:18,652 Okay. Thank you. 2210 01:34:18,737 --> 01:34:20,029 Come on, Dad. 2211 01:34:21,865 --> 01:34:23,324 Come in. Please. 2212 01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:26,243 Okay. A few minutes. 2213 01:34:27,495 --> 01:34:28,579 Hi, Jack. 2214 01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:32,624 Sammy. Hi. 2215 01:34:33,001 --> 01:34:35,502 What do you weigh? 2216 01:34:35,587 --> 01:34:36,670 Wanna come see my room? 2217 01:34:36,755 --> 01:34:38,547 Okay. 2218 01:34:44,304 --> 01:34:46,764 You're investigating my apartment. 2219 01:34:46,848 --> 01:34:48,515 Not as neat as I would've thought. 2220 01:34:49,059 --> 01:34:50,684 It's only neat on Sunday mornings 2221 01:34:50,769 --> 01:34:52,311 when my mother comes for brunch. 2222 01:34:52,395 --> 01:34:53,479 If she sees it like this, 2223 01:34:53,563 --> 01:34:55,356 she shakes her head, 2224 01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:57,858 which means she's unhappy with my life choices. 2225 01:34:58,943 --> 01:35:00,944 And then she lets out a sigh that means 2226 01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:03,230 she would've rather have gone to my sister's for brunch. 2227 01:35:10,288 --> 01:35:11,914 You guys wanna watch a video? 2228 01:35:11,998 --> 01:35:13,916 Yeah! 2229 01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,376 How about The Wizard of Oz? 2230 01:35:15,502 --> 01:35:16,919 Yeah! 2231 01:35:18,838 --> 01:35:20,047 You can get all snuggled up on my bed 2232 01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:22,299 and watch for a little while. 2233 01:35:24,469 --> 01:35:26,011 I wanna watch the whole thing, Mommy. 2234 01:35:26,096 --> 01:35:27,054 It's too late. 2235 01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:29,556 You can watch for as long as it takes us to drink 2236 01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:30,641 one cup of coffee. 2237 01:35:30,767 --> 01:35:32,267 Two cups of coffee. 2238 01:35:32,477 --> 01:35:33,685 We'll see. 2239 01:35:39,818 --> 01:35:42,236 It's always such a dilemma when you have kids. 2240 01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:46,115 After Sammy's dad and I got divorced, 2241 01:35:46,199 --> 01:35:48,492 I put up pictures of him all over Sammy's room. 2242 01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:50,107 I guess I wanted to reassure him 2243 01:35:50,120 --> 01:35:51,078 that no matter what, 2244 01:35:51,162 --> 01:35:52,996 his dad would still be in his life. 2245 01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:55,958 You want cream or... 2246 01:35:56,042 --> 01:35:59,378 No, that's fine. Sammy's very proud of his dad. 2247 01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:00,783 He talked about him all day today. 2248 01:36:00,839 --> 01:36:01,839 I'm sure he did. 2249 01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:03,715 Is he really a rock 'n' roll drummer? 2250 01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:05,680 Yeah. He's touring with Springsteen this summer. 2251 01:36:06,469 --> 01:36:07,928 - Really? - Yeah. 2252 01:36:08,012 --> 01:36:09,847 Springsteen? 2253 01:36:16,062 --> 01:36:17,438 I'm beating around the bush here a little bit, 2254 01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:19,042 and there's something I got to ask you. 2255 01:36:19,524 --> 01:36:20,566 Yes? 2256 01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:22,359 Why did you 2257 01:36:22,444 --> 01:36:25,571 spend the entire day flirting with me if you 2258 01:36:25,655 --> 01:36:27,406 were thinking about getting back with your ex-husband? 2259 01:36:27,490 --> 01:36:29,074 What? 2260 01:36:29,159 --> 01:36:32,286 I spent the whole day disliking you intensely. 2261 01:36:32,370 --> 01:36:34,204 You were flirting with me. 2262 01:36:34,289 --> 01:36:36,290 You even told the kids you wanted to ask me out. 2263 01:36:36,374 --> 01:36:37,458 I never told them that. 2264 01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:39,751 Yes, you did. That was your big secret. 2265 01:36:39,836 --> 01:36:41,795 They told me. 2266 01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:43,922 It was all about you and me and going somewhere 2267 01:36:44,007 --> 01:36:45,007 and feelings. 2268 01:36:45,091 --> 01:36:47,176 You were going to ask me out. 2269 01:36:47,552 --> 01:36:49,803 Okay. The big secret was about Sammy getting my marble 2270 01:36:49,888 --> 01:36:50,846 stuck up his nose, 2271 01:36:50,930 --> 01:36:53,223 and I never once even thought about asking you out. 2272 01:36:53,308 --> 01:36:54,766 I am so sure. 2273 01:36:54,851 --> 01:36:57,144 I don't know why I would even want to. 2274 01:36:57,228 --> 01:36:58,812 You said you thought I was the most beautiful woman 2275 01:36:58,897 --> 01:36:59,855 you'd ever seen. 2276 01:36:59,939 --> 01:37:02,191 - That was a line. - That was not a line, Jack, 2277 01:37:02,275 --> 01:37:04,193 and you know it. 2278 01:37:04,277 --> 01:37:07,070 You wanted me ever since I knew you were a writer, and you said... 2279 01:37:07,238 --> 01:37:09,156 And you wanted me 2280 01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:11,116 ever since the 9th Street Drop-in Center 2281 01:37:11,201 --> 01:37:13,160 when you saw me putting my watch on Maggie. 2282 01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,203 For someone who is 2283 01:37:14,287 --> 01:37:16,330 so totally disinterested in the other person, 2284 01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:18,207 you sure do remember every single minute detail. 2285 01:37:18,291 --> 01:37:20,292 You remember better than I do. 2286 01:37:20,376 --> 01:37:21,376 - I do not. - Yes, you do. 2287 01:37:21,419 --> 01:37:22,461 No, I don't. 2288 01:37:22,545 --> 01:37:23,504 What would you do if I kissed you right now? 2289 01:37:23,588 --> 01:37:24,588 You're not gonna kiss me right now. 2290 01:37:24,672 --> 01:37:26,131 What would you do if I did? 2291 01:37:27,717 --> 01:37:28,675 Do you wanna kiss me right now? 2292 01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:30,719 I wouldn't have mentioned it if I didn't. 2293 01:37:34,474 --> 01:37:35,933 Fine. 2294 01:37:47,946 --> 01:37:49,112 You're just 2295 01:37:49,197 --> 01:37:51,615 reeling me in, aren't you? 2296 01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:55,285 You're like Roy Scheider 2297 01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:57,120 in the end of Jaws. 2298 01:37:58,039 --> 01:37:59,164 The minute I open my mouth, 2299 01:37:59,249 --> 01:38:01,625 you're gonna drop a big bomb in there. 2300 01:38:03,211 --> 01:38:04,586 Then you're gonna wear a set of my teeth 2301 01:38:04,671 --> 01:38:05,837 around your neck. 2302 01:38:05,922 --> 01:38:08,840 So you're admitting you're a big shark. 2303 01:38:11,052 --> 01:38:14,471 I am admitting that I am 2304 01:38:14,556 --> 01:38:17,474 scared of getting close to anyone again. 2305 01:38:18,351 --> 01:38:21,562 I'm just as scared as you are. 2306 01:38:28,778 --> 01:38:31,154 - Don't bite. - I won't. 2307 01:38:46,170 --> 01:38:47,296 Mommy. 2308 01:38:47,380 --> 01:38:48,380 What? 2309 01:38:48,464 --> 01:38:50,048 Can you fast-forward for us? 2310 01:38:50,133 --> 01:38:52,175 That mean lady's on, and we hate that part. 2311 01:38:52,302 --> 01:38:54,222 Sweetheart, you know how to use the fast-forward. 2312 01:38:54,679 --> 01:38:56,221 The remote's broken. 2313 01:38:56,306 --> 01:38:58,390 And she's stealing Toto. 2314 01:38:58,474 --> 01:39:01,018 There, she's gone. Okay? 2315 01:39:01,561 --> 01:39:04,146 This is the color part. You love this part. 2316 01:39:29,005 --> 01:39:30,339 - Wait. - Yeah. Okay. 2317 01:39:30,423 --> 01:39:32,799 No. Let's do this right. 2318 01:39:32,884 --> 01:39:35,302 Let me go in and freshen up 2319 01:39:35,386 --> 01:39:36,803 so I feel a little more like a woman 2320 01:39:36,888 --> 01:39:38,722 and not a den mommy. 2321 01:39:39,182 --> 01:39:41,600 OK? Why don't you go in and... 2322 01:39:41,684 --> 01:39:43,226 Go sit over there, 2323 01:39:44,562 --> 01:39:46,313 and close your eyes, lay your head back, 2324 01:39:46,397 --> 01:39:48,065 and anticipate my return? 2325 01:39:49,776 --> 01:39:51,610 Okay. 2326 01:39:51,694 --> 01:39:54,571 Or you can go in and watch The Wizard of Oz 2327 01:39:54,656 --> 01:39:56,156 and wait for me to come back. 2328 01:40:00,703 --> 01:40:02,496 Yeah, okay. 2329 01:40:03,081 --> 01:40:05,499 2330 01:40:05,583 --> 01:40:08,835 2331 01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:11,129 One fine day 2332 01:40:11,214 --> 01:40:13,674 You'll look at me 2333 01:40:13,758 --> 01:40:16,385 And you will know our love was 2334 01:40:16,469 --> 01:40:19,137 Meant to be 2335 01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:21,848 One fine day 2336 01:40:21,933 --> 01:40:25,060 You're gonna want me for your girl 2337 01:40:25,144 --> 01:40:27,312 2338 01:40:27,397 --> 01:40:29,940 2339 01:40:30,024 --> 01:40:35,362 Though I know you're the kind of boy 2340 01:40:35,446 --> 01:40:39,616 Who only wants to run around 2341 01:40:40,785 --> 01:40:45,831 I'll be waiting and someday, darling 2342 01:40:45,915 --> 01:40:50,377 You'll come to me when you want to settle down 2343 01:40:51,629 --> 01:40:54,214 One fine day 2344 01:40:54,298 --> 01:40:56,883 We'll meet once more 2345 01:40:56,968 --> 01:40:59,553 And then you'll want the love you've 2346 01:40:59,637 --> 01:41:02,347 Threw away before 2347 01:41:02,432 --> 01:41:05,058 One fine day 2348 01:41:05,143 --> 01:41:07,853 You're gonna want me for your girl 2349 01:41:07,937 --> 01:41:10,397 One fine day 2350 01:41:10,481 --> 01:41:13,734 You'll want me for your girl 2351 01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:15,444 Stopped raining. 2352 01:41:19,532 --> 01:41:21,199 Jack? 2353 01:42:05,077 --> 01:42:06,119 You're out of the woods 2354 01:42:06,204 --> 01:42:07,162 You're out of the dark 2355 01:42:07,246 --> 01:42:09,122 You're out of the night 2356 01:42:09,207 --> 01:42:12,501 Step into the sun Step into the light 2357 01:42:13,252 --> 01:42:15,670 Keep straight ahead for the most glorious 2358 01:42:15,755 --> 01:42:17,380 I wonder what they're doing. 2359 01:42:17,507 --> 01:42:20,133 On the earth or the sun 2360 01:42:21,135 --> 01:42:22,260 You're out of the woods 2361 01:42:22,345 --> 01:42:23,386 You're out of the dark 2362 01:42:23,471 --> 01:42:25,472 You're out of the night 2363 01:42:25,556 --> 01:42:29,559 Step into the sun Step into the light 2364 01:42:29,644 --> 01:42:30,644 Hold on to your breath 2365 01:42:30,728 --> 01:42:31,686 Hold on to your heart 2366 01:42:31,771 --> 01:42:33,438 Hold on to your hope 2367 01:42:33,773 --> 01:42:35,649 Step into the sun Step into the light 2368 01:42:35,733 --> 01:42:38,235 March up to those gates and they will 2369 01:42:38,653 --> 01:42:39,153 Open 2370 01:42:56,587 --> 01:43:00,632 You got to give a little 2371 01:43:00,716 --> 01:43:02,968 Take a little 2372 01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:07,806 And let your poor heart break a little 2373 01:43:07,890 --> 01:43:10,141 That's the story of 2374 01:43:10,226 --> 01:43:13,270 That's the glory of love 2375 01:43:15,648 --> 01:43:18,692 You got to laugh a little 2376 01:43:19,277 --> 01:43:21,778 Cry a little 2377 01:43:21,863 --> 01:43:26,366 Before the clouds go by just a little 2378 01:43:26,450 --> 01:43:28,702 That's the story of 2379 01:43:28,786 --> 01:43:31,788 That's the glory of love 2380 01:43:34,792 --> 01:43:39,379 And as long as there's the two of us 2381 01:43:39,463 --> 01:43:43,884 We've got the world and all its charms 2382 01:43:43,968 --> 01:43:48,054 And when the world is through with us 2383 01:43:48,139 --> 01:43:52,350 We've got each other's arms 2384 01:43:52,435 --> 01:43:55,770 You've got to win a little 2385 01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:58,106 Lose a little 2386 01:43:58,190 --> 01:44:02,736 And always have the blues a little 2387 01:44:02,820 --> 01:44:04,946 But that's the story of 2388 01:44:05,031 --> 01:44:08,158 And that's the glory of love 2389 01:44:20,838 --> 01:44:23,673 Are those your eyes 2390 01:44:25,051 --> 01:44:27,802 Is that your smile 2391 01:44:29,722 --> 01:44:33,767 Well, I've been lookin' at you forever 2392 01:44:33,851 --> 01:44:37,604 But I never saw you before 2393 01:44:37,688 --> 01:44:40,941 Are these your hands 2394 01:44:41,025 --> 01:44:44,653 Holdin' mine 2395 01:44:46,072 --> 01:44:52,118 Now, I wonder how I could've been so blind 2396 01:44:54,205 --> 01:44:58,166 For the first time 2397 01:44:58,292 --> 01:45:02,045 I am looking in your eyes 2398 01:45:02,421 --> 01:45:04,547 For the first time 2399 01:45:04,632 --> 01:45:08,426 I'm seein' who you are 2400 01:45:09,887 --> 01:45:14,057 I can't believe how much I see 2401 01:45:14,433 --> 01:45:18,561 When you're lookin' back at me 2402 01:45:18,646 --> 01:45:22,774 Now I understand what love is 2403 01:45:23,526 --> 01:45:26,277 Love is 2404 01:45:26,904 --> 01:45:29,572 For the first time 2405 01:45:34,203 --> 01:45:37,372 Can this be real 2406 01:45:38,165 --> 01:45:40,917 Can this be true 2407 01:45:42,962 --> 01:45:46,589 Am I the person I was this mornin' 2408 01:45:47,008 --> 01:45:50,844 And are you the same you 2409 01:45:50,928 --> 01:45:53,930 It's all so strange 2410 01:45:54,015 --> 01:45:57,726 How can it be 2411 01:45:59,228 --> 01:46:05,608 All along, this love was right in front of me 2412 01:46:07,236 --> 01:46:11,489 And for the first time 2413 01:46:11,574 --> 01:46:15,118 I am looking in your eyes 2414 01:46:15,578 --> 01:46:17,704 For the first time 2415 01:46:17,788 --> 01:46:21,666 I'm seein' who you are 2416 01:46:22,960 --> 01:46:27,255 I can't believe how much I see 2417 01:46:27,798 --> 01:46:31,760 When you're lookin' back at me 2418 01:46:31,844 --> 01:46:36,473 Now I understand what love is 2419 01:46:36,766 --> 01:46:39,809 Love is 2420 01:46:39,894 --> 01:46:43,021 For the first time 2421 01:46:47,902 --> 01:46:52,113 Such a long time ago 2422 01:46:52,198 --> 01:46:58,828 I had given up on finding this emotion 2423 01:46:59,455 --> 01:47:03,291 Ever again 2424 01:47:04,335 --> 01:47:08,254 But you're here with me now 2425 01:47:08,339 --> 01:47:12,675 Yes, I found you somehow 2426 01:47:13,260 --> 01:47:19,557 And I've never been so sure 2427 01:47:28,526 --> 01:47:32,779 And for the first time 2428 01:47:32,863 --> 01:47:36,825 I am looking in your eyes 2429 01:47:36,909 --> 01:47:38,952 For the first time 2430 01:47:39,036 --> 01:47:43,206 I'm seein' who you are 2431 01:47:44,458 --> 01:47:48,670 I can't believe how much I see 2432 01:47:49,046 --> 01:47:53,800 When you're lookin' back at me 2433 01:47:55,386 --> 01:48:01,307 Now I understand what love is 2434 01:48:01,600 --> 01:48:04,811 Love is 2435 01:48:06,147 --> 01:48:10,024 For the first time166302