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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,792 --> 00:00:32,635 MAN". I love Christmas. 2 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:36,008 The tree, the lights, even the shopping. 3 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:38,962 And this Christmas was all about new beginnings. 4 00:00:39,042 --> 00:00:40,385 I was starting a new job 5 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,131 at a new school 6 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,676 and having my very first baby. 7 00:00:44,542 --> 00:00:46,419 Well, that's what Christmas is all about. 8 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,673 Family. 9 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:51,799 The only problem was, I didn't get on with my family. 10 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:54,003 Especially my twin brother Roderick. 11 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:57,506 But I wasn't going to let that spoil things. 12 00:00:57,583 --> 00:00:59,085 No. 13 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:01,297 Hi! 14 00:01:01,375 --> 00:01:02,627 No, I just had a feeling... 15 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:05,632 - Want to put this on the tree? - ..this was going to be 16 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:08,177 the best Christmas ever. 17 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:09,627 Higher. And back. No... 18 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:11,130 SARAH: Ooh! Ohh! 19 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:15,167 - Donald, are you all right? - Yeah. I'm just a bit stuck. 20 00:01:16,292 --> 00:01:19,011 - SARAH: I love Christmas. - DONALD: Yeah. 21 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:21,836 I'm glad that we're here and I'm glad that we've moved away. 22 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,175 Yeah. 23 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,344 What was the Headmistress like? 24 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:29,541 She seemed good. Seemed like she really knew what she was doing. 25 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:33,380 - Did you meet anybody else there? - No, she didn't want me to. 26 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:36,211 No, from what she said, the staff are fantastic. 27 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:39,131 Sounds like the perfect school. 28 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,592 (ROWDY CHILDREN) 29 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,752 Argh! Argh! 30 00:01:46,542 --> 00:01:48,670 Yargh! 31 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:52,047 Mrs Bevan? 32 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:53,422 Mr Lambert. Supply teacher. 33 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,592 - Mr Lambert. - Lambert. 34 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:56,385 Oh, I'm so pleased to see you 35 00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:57,584 and so grateful. 36 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:59,214 This is what it's like 37 00:01:59,292 --> 00:02:00,669 when you have a baby. 38 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:02,468 Whoa! 39 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:05,089 (CHEERING) 40 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,965 And our last teacher, Mr Maddens, 41 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:08,214 he had to go to America, 42 00:02:08,292 --> 00:02:09,919 so we lost him unfortunately, 43 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,547 but you're going to love Mr Poppy. 44 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:14,966 Mr Whippy Poo! 45 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:17,344 (CHILDREN LAUGH) 46 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:19,885 Enthusiastic, energetic. 47 00:02:19,958 --> 00:02:21,380 - DESMOND: Ready? - Yes. 48 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:22,835 Fire! 49 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,380 Ohh! 50 00:02:31,792 --> 00:02:32,964 Don't throw the eggs. 51 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:35,335 Everybody, give your eggs to me. 52 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:36,842 (SCREAMS) 53 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,256 Um... 54 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:45,585 So your class is just down here. 55 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,886 They're great kids. They're lively, feisty. 56 00:02:47,958 --> 00:02:50,677 - (BREAKS wmo) - (CHEERING) 57 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,752 What do you think? Yes! 58 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:57,170 (CHILDREN BREAK WIND) 59 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:59,176 Who put you up to this? 60 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,127 CHILDREN: Mr Poppy. 61 00:03:01,208 --> 00:03:03,210 - WOMAN: Mr Poppy! - (BREAKING WIND) 62 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:13,506 MR SHAKESPEARE: Good morning, boys and girls. 63 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:16,553 ALL: Good morning, Mr Shakespeare. 64 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:18,127 Who will win a Song for Christmas? 65 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:22,543 This Christmas, Coventry's own Oakmoor School will be shining a light on our city 66 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:27,301 at the prestigious A Song for Christmas Contest. 67 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:31,467 A Song for Christmas is open to any school soloist or Glee Club 68 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,044 up to the age of 18. 69 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:34,551 I'm only six. 70 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:37,378 We tick the box. (IMITATES SOUND OF BOXES BEING TICKED) 71 00:03:37,708 --> 00:03:42,589 Now, it's taking place at Llawen Castle in Wales. 72 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:48,674 The competition will be hosted by singing sensation...Angel Matthews. 73 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:50,631 I love Angel Matthews. 74 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:54,087 She's the one that sung... (HUMS) 75 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:58,502 And competing alongside Oakmoor School will be St Cuthbert's Choir 76 00:03:58,583 --> 00:03:59,630 and they're from London 77 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:03,008 and they're led by a renowned conductor, Roderick Peterson. 78 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:06,466 - Never heard of him. - He's a sensational young talent 79 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:09,136 and, um, he's going to have a top-notch choir, 80 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:11,085 so we've really got to come up with it, OK? 81 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,044 The winning song will win... 82 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:17,084 - £10,000! OTHERS: WOW! 83 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:19,841 And could even become a Christmas No.1. 84 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:22,010 (GRUNTS HAPPILY) 85 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:24,256 Final closing date for entries... 86 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:26,380 is tomorrow. 87 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:29,883 Right, OK, my little mystic monkeys, I want you to go through the school, 88 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:33,963 tell everyone we are holding secret Song for Christmas auditions. 89 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:36,465 And if anybody comes up to you and asks you, 90 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:39,386 you need to say... "What Song for Christmas?" 91 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,711 What Song for Christmas? 92 00:04:41,792 --> 00:04:43,669 Yes! (LAUGHS) 93 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:45,881 ♪ THE PUPPINI SISTERS: Jingle Bells 94 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:55,463 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 95 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:57,260 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride 96 00:04:57,333 --> 00:05:01,213 ♪ In a one-horse open 97 00:05:01,292 --> 00:05:03,545 ♪ Sleigh 98 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:06,131 ♪ Sleigh, hey! 99 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:08,586 ♪ We're going to win A Song for Christmas 100 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:11,546 ♪ Because it's Christmas and it's snowing outside 101 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,002 ♪ It is cold 102 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,255 ♪ But I don't care 103 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:17,712 ♪ Because we're wrapped up, even warmer inside 104 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:20,716 - You're going to go through to boot camp! - Yay! 105 00:05:20,792 --> 00:05:22,965 ♪ Christmas is here - Yeah! 106 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:24,635 ♪ Christmas is here - A-ha. 107 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:26,881 ♪ Christmas is the time to cheer 108 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:29,086 - What is it? ♪ Christmas is here 109 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:30,885 - It's here? ♪ Yeah, Christmas is here 110 00:05:30,958 --> 00:05:33,427 - Really? ♪ Christmas is a time to cheer 111 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,547 (MOUTHS) 112 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:37,584 Anything else? 113 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:42,886 Is that it? Are you all out? Are you spent? 114 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,297 Oh... 115 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:53,585 Fantastic! 116 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,544 ♪ I had a little turtle 117 00:05:55,625 --> 00:05:57,502 ♪ His name was Tiny Tim 118 00:05:57,583 --> 00:06:01,008 ♪ I put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim 119 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:03,469 (BUZZER RESOUND S) 120 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:04,880 ♪ We love Christmas 121 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:06,380 ♪ We love C-C-C-Christmas. 122 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:08,631 ♪ P-P-Presents, p-p-pudding 123 00:06:08,708 --> 00:06:10,585 ♪ And also pulling, pulling p-p-p... 124 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:11,714 ♪ Pulling crackers 125 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,385 ♪ Crackers, c-c-crackers 126 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:15,256 Everyone start to join in now. 127 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,548 ♪ They tried to make me go to rehab 128 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:22,175 ♪ And I said no no no 129 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:26,303 ♪ Sparkle and shine 130 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,969 ♪ Planets gather round 131 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:32,255 ♪ I am the angel 132 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:35,303 ♪ I come from heaven and...(MUMBLES) 133 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,377 ♪ And...and I've gone to Devon 134 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:40,052 ♪ Every day I...(MUMBLES) and I sing a song at Christmas 135 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,002 ♪ (MUMBLES) ..everything I... 136 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:46,133 ♪ I don't care if you know my name 137 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,969 ♪ I will sing a song for you 138 00:06:49,292 --> 00:06:50,293 ♪ I don't care 139 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,377 ♪ I don't know how to say hello 140 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:54,552 ♪ And I'm made of yellow 141 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,301 Good morning, boys and girls. 142 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:03,209 ALL: Good morning, Mrs Bevan. 143 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:06,216 Well, you're all looking very sparkly today, aren't you, 144 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,589 on this lovely sunny morning. 145 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:11,877 And that's because we're on the countdown to... 146 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:14,086 ALL: Christmas! 147 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:18,172 Now, some of you are very excited about a competition that I've heard about 148 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,968 that's happening in Wales. 149 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:24,001 Well, children, I have to tell you that St Bernadette's will not be going. 150 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:26,802 CHILDREN: Ohhh! 151 00:07:26,875 --> 00:07:32,257 The thing is, we simply don't have the money, the talent or the time. 152 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:34,673 But to make up for it, 153 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:39,961 we are going on a special visit to see Father Christmas. 154 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,761 - Isn't that exciting? - (SILENCE) 155 00:07:46,042 --> 00:07:47,840 ♪ Away In A Manger 156 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:52,251 ♪ Away in a manger... 157 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,631 - (THUD!) - Oh, my goodness me. 158 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,506 Please tell me this is a joke, Auntie Pat. 159 00:07:56,583 --> 00:07:57,880 What do you mean? 160 00:07:57,958 --> 00:08:01,041 - You're not going to Song for Christmas. - Well, you're not. 161 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:03,969 Well, I've already been doing auditions for the children, OK? 162 00:08:04,042 --> 00:08:06,465 Desmond, not again. 163 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:10,968 You promised me you wouldn't do anything unless we spoke about it first. 164 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:12,294 Please, come and sit down. 165 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:14,503 I didn't want to have to do this, Auntie Pat, 166 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:17,302 but I would like to speak to your supervisor, please. 167 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,469 - What? - Yes. 168 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:22,546 Like to speak to your...manager. 169 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:23,968 - Get them in. - Desmond! 170 00:08:24,042 --> 00:08:26,420 Do you understand that you're only here because... 171 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,093 (QUIETLY); --You are my nephew? 172 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:32,217 You're not even a qualified teacher. You can barely read and write! 173 00:08:32,292 --> 00:08:34,465 So if we find a proper teacher, we can go, right'? 174 00:08:34,542 --> 00:08:35,634 (SCOFFS) 175 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:36,880 Every time I find anybody, 176 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:39,302 you do something so appalling that they leave. 177 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:41,093 It is not happening. 178 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:44,967 Do you understand that? N-O, no, Desmond. 179 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:47,591 Right, you are not my best friend, Auntie Pat. All right? 180 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:50,261 And you are not in my team any more. 181 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:53,132 As of this day I am freezing you out. 182 00:08:54,042 --> 00:08:55,214 Plaaa! 183 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:08,959 ♪ We three Kings of Orient are 184 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:12,546 ♪ Bearing gifts, we traverse afar 185 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:16,421 ♪ Field and fountain, moor and mountain 186 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,844 ♪ Following yonder star 187 00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:20,840 Oh, lovely finish. Just love it. 188 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:23,552 I can see the star. I think maybe you're a star. 189 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:28,297 ♪ The stars in the bright sky 190 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:31,458 ♪ Look down where he lay 191 00:09:31,542 --> 00:09:34,011 This is a national competition. 192 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:37,212 This is the gateway to stardom! 193 00:09:37,292 --> 00:09:39,795 ♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen 194 00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:42,003 ♪ Let nothing you dismay 195 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:46,088 ♪ For Jesus Christ our Saviour was born on Christmas Day 196 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,753 ♪ To save us all from Satan's power 197 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:50,301 ♪ When we were gone astray 198 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:52,093 - There it is. ♪ Oh tidings of... 199 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:53,384 That's Christmas for you. 200 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:57,964 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 201 00:09:58,042 --> 00:09:59,259 Go and sit down! 202 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:03,964 ♪ With th'angelic host proclaim 203 00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:08,468 ♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem 204 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:13,168 ♪ Hark! the herald angels sing 205 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:18,256 ♪ Glory to the newborn King 206 00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:22,588 ♪ O Christmas tree O Christmas tree 207 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:25,841 ♪ Thy leaves are so unchanging 208 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,886 Nice try, Ravi. 209 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,548 OK. 210 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:36,834 Mrs Bevan has done a complete freak-out on me. 211 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:38,419 She pulled the plug. 212 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,504 She's just... (IMITATES BREAKING WIND) 213 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:43,381 ...on everything. 214 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,505 Teachers are losers. 215 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,631 Yeah, teachers are losers and what are we? 216 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:49,881 (QUIETLY): Winners. 217 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,086 Well, that's a bit rubbish. 218 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:53,801 We've got to turn it round. 219 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,502 We've got to do something. 220 00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:59,588 - We're going to turn it round big-time. - We're going to turn it round big-time. 221 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,840 Do we need a teacher? 222 00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:02,918 CHILDREN: No! 223 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,298 Do we believe in this class? 224 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:06,592 Yes! 225 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,839 Who believes we can win 226 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,136 - Song for Christmas? - Me! 227 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:12,302 Who wants to go and see Father Christmas? 228 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:14,218 - Me! - Well, come on, then. 229 00:11:17,417 --> 00:11:21,502 ♪ Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away 230 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:26,259 ♪ Michael Finlay lost his willy on the motorway, hey! 231 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,592 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells 232 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:28,919 'Scuse me, can I help you? 233 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,094 Yeah, I'm just here to see Mrs Bevan. 234 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,176 - Yeah, what about? - I'm Donald Peterson. 235 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,627 I'm the new Class Seven teacher. 236 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:35,709 Hello. 237 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:39,672 I actually can't understand what you're saying. (IMITATES SCOTTISH ACCENT) 238 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,754 - Um, what's your name, sorry? - What's your name, sorry? 239 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,504 - Right. I tell you what I'm going to do. - I tell you what I'm going to do. 240 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,210 - OK. - I'm going to count to 10 241 00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:53,010 and if you're not out of that gate, 242 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:56,212 we are going to freak you right out and take you down. 243 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:58,419 Sorry, is that a threat? 244 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,547 10! 245 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:00,672 CHILDREN: Nine, 246 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,593 eight, seven, 247 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,010 - six... - OK, everyone. 248 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,710 ...five, four, 249 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,544 three, two, 250 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,719 - one. - Charge him! 251 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:13,177 Oh, no, I've got to see the Head teacher. 252 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,756 - This is not funny. - This is... 253 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:16,925 Take him down! 254 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,047 I've got a letter. 255 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,219 Mr Poppy! Stop it! 256 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:21,380 Stop it! 257 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,176 Was that man in charge of a class? 258 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,923 Not in charge, no, no, no, no. 259 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,593 We wouldn't put him in charge. 260 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,669 He's an assistant. 261 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:31,754 - That man is a Classroom Assistant? - That's right. 262 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:35,633 - Does that not worry you? - Well, yes, and that's why we need you. 263 00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:39,717 We need discipline and focus and you're the man to give it to us. 264 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:43,633 If you can work with him till Christmas, I'll make you Headmaster in January. 265 00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:45,760 - You can't do that. - I will. 266 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:51,336 ♪ Jingle, merry, merry, merry, merry elves 267 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,419 ♪ We've got many, many, many bells 268 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,218 ♪ We're in the workshop all by ourselves 269 00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:57,386 It's Mr Shakespeare. 270 00:12:57,792 --> 00:13:00,011 ♪ Santa's little helpers, Santa's little elves 271 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,177 ♪ We think of you and not ourselves 272 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,344 ♪ We've got our toys lined up on our shelves 273 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,545 ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas 274 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,548 ♪ Elf Olaf is a guiding star 275 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,719 ♪ He's the greatest elf by far 276 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:13,011 ♪ You'll get a laptop, you'll get a car 277 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,085 ♪ Merry, merry elfin Christmas 278 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:19,297 ♪ Shake your bells if you love elves Shake your bells if you love elves 279 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,343 ♪ Shake your bells if you love elves 280 00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,795 ♪ Merry, merry elfin Christmas 281 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:28,549 Well done, everyone, absolutely marvellous. 282 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,256 Hello, Mr Poppy. How wonderful to see you. 283 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,801 Hello, boys and girls. 284 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,503 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 285 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,006 Well, we're here practising for our Song for Christmas 286 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,427 and I think we did very well. Don't you? 287 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,003 CHILDREN: Yes, Mr Shakespeare. 288 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,131 We're going to be going to Song for Christmas. 289 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,586 - You are? Oh, really? - Yes, really. 290 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:50,420 This is a national, national competition. 291 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,798 Yeah, and we're going to win it. 292 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,719 But this is like Saturday night television live. 293 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,544 Yeah, I know, and we're going to be on it. 294 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,548 We're going to be on it and win it. 295 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,128 - We're going to be on it and win it. - You're not, we are. 296 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,425 - We're going to win. - We are. 297 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,879 - Right, who's going to win it? - We are! 298 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:09,086 I feel sorry for you, I really do. 299 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,386 Not only are you poor and thick, 300 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:14,302 you're actually taught, allegedly, by this man here. 301 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,672 - Excuse me. - No, no... 302 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,219 - Jess, stand there. - We need to see Father Christmas. 303 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,760 - Come on, kids. - No. 304 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:21,005 Thou shalt not pass. 305 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,505 Don't be so ridiculous. Please. 306 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,585 Don't you shout at me. 307 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,594 - How dare you! - You... 308 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,630 - Ha! - Rip my ears off, 309 00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:31,085 - I'll rip your head off! - Argh! 310 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,794 Stupid man! 311 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,003 Rip my head off? 312 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,335 Agh! 313 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,919 Right. 314 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,674 Let's go. Let's just go. Licking my face. It's hideous. 315 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:43,424 Come on, children. Stay away from him, please. 316 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:49,001 Father Christmas, we've come to you because you are our only hope. 317 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,084 Oh. 318 00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:53,137 We need you to help us grant our Christmas wish. 319 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:56,177 We're having a nightmare, to be honest, aren't we, kids? 320 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,002 We really want to go to Song for Christmas 321 00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,926 but, like, Auntie Pat won't let us 322 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,094 because she's saying I'm not a proper teacher 323 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,795 and saying we haven't the money to get a bus to get there. 324 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:08,254 But it's at this castle in Wales and you can win, like, £10,000. 325 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,006 Christmas No.1, album. 326 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,211 Everything will be sweet. We've got to make it happen. 327 00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:15,262 Nobody believes in us any more, Santa. 328 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,427 Well, we're not very good singers. 329 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,301 - Yes, you are. - We are. 330 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:22,883 - No, we're not. - Santa, nobody likes us any more. 331 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:26,587 Please help us win the Song for Christmas. 332 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,635 I will try and make that wish come true. 333 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,802 I will do that, Mr Poppy. 334 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,427 Close your eyes and wish. 335 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,755 I think that's a very good wish, that is. 336 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,837 With all that effort, I think we might be able to get there. 337 00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:44,419 CHILDREN: Thank you. 338 00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:45,589 (SCHOOL BELL) 339 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,593 Now, listen up, guys, OK? 340 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:59,045 Do not mention Song for Christmas. 341 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,219 CHILDREN: What Song for Christmas? 342 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:03,802 All for one and one for all! 343 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:11,543 Mr POPPY- 344 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,797 (MAKES FLYING NOISES) 345 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,801 (MAKES LANDING NOISES) 346 00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,051 - OK'? - Mm-hm. 347 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:24,459 I feel like I've got an apology to make. 348 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,961 I'm really sorry about what happened. 349 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,335 It was basically a dare that got out of hand. 350 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,760 - It was a dare? - Mm. 351 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,916 - Who dared you'? - One of the children basically dared me 352 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,879 and I don't know if you know about dares but you've got to do the dare. 353 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:40,417 If you don't do the dare it turns into a double dare, then triple, quadruple, 354 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,923 and the last time that happened, we lost a child. 355 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,502 - Right. - Just so you know, 356 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:47,257 I've been with this class now for a couple of years. 357 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:50,086 - No, I understand that. - You know, we're not really a class, 358 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,510 - we're like a family. - Sure. 359 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,211 I'm like the Dad of the family, they're like my children. 360 00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:56,590 We're willing to let you audition for role of Mum. 361 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,840 OK, that's not how it's going to work. 362 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,670 What we're going to do now is we're going to get the kids' coats off. 363 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,423 You're going to hang your parka up, 364 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,834 we're all going to come in here and get to know each other. How's that? 365 00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:08,464 (MAKES FLYING NOISES) 366 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,673 - Hello, what's your name? - Sam. 367 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,503 - Do you want to slip your hat off? - Sorry, this is a lucky hat. 368 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:31,417 You can't take that off. She wears that in the bath, for dinner, in lessons. 369 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,594 Mr Poppy, Mr Poppy, shh, shh. 370 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,761 Sam. 371 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:39,212 - (GASPS) - Whoa, she's betrayed the hat. 372 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,340 It's just a hat, guys. 373 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:44,091 OK, boys and girls, lovely to meet you all. 374 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:49,089 My name is Mr Peterson and now I've got to get to know all of you. 375 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,010 What's this class been working on? 376 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,084 Yes. 377 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:55,011 Yeah, we've been doing a song, writing for Song for Christmas. 378 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,427 OTHERS: What Song for Christmas? 379 00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,253 - What? - What Song for Christmas? 380 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:03,507 - What Song for Christmas? - What did you blurt that out for? 381 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,756 - What is that? - It's a national competition. 382 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,131 All the schools are entering it. It's nationwide. 383 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:11,178 The only thing is, you've got to sign this to enter us 384 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:15,255 because we need a proper teacher with a PGCD, whatever you've got. 385 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:19,133 So if you put your teacher's email there, signature, we can get that in the post. 386 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:25,090 - Why has no teacher signed this already? - Because Mrs Bevan doesn't want us to go. 387 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,511 Mr Poppy, if Mrs Bevan has said no, then... 388 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,881 - It's not far. It's just Wales. - Wales? 389 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:32,507 Yeah, it's great. There's a castle. It's in a castle. 390 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,880 Look, it's my first day here. 391 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:37,258 I can't be signing forms, allowing you to take a class of children to Wales 392 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,585 when the Head Teacher said no. 393 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,420 - It'll put the school back on the map. - It'll put me out of a job. 394 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,423 No, it won't. Please, Mr Peterson. 395 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,835 If you put your name on there, then you're in the team. 396 00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,969 (WHISPERS): The family. 397 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:02,425 - This is something you all want to do? - Yes! 398 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,002 You got much to say about it? 399 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,051 Do you want to do it? 400 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:10,926 That's Tommy and he has not spoken since his dad left the home. 401 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:15,255 But he can sing. He's got the most amazing singing voice in the world. 402 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,752 What's the song like? 403 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:20,925 Yes! 404 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:25,759 Mr Peterson, I give you St Bernadette's! 405 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,925 ♪ Christmas tinsel and jingle bells 406 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,378 ♪ Presents beneath the tree 407 00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,711 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho 408 00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,420 ♪ Father Christmas and his little elves 409 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:41,676 ♪ Making stuff for you and stuff for me 410 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:45,380 ♪ You want your big Christmas Day 411 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,917 ♪ You want your Santa and sleigh 412 00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:54,218 ♪ Don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay 413 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:57,136 ♪ He was born in the hay 414 00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,710 ♪ Danger danger in the manger 415 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:01,669 ♪ Don't give baby to a stranger 416 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:05,300 ♪ Nasty Herod on his way, hide the baby in the hay 417 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,719 ♪ Don't be a sheep, just be a King 418 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,214 ♪ King, King, King 419 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,010 Very good. 420 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,926 Look, I thought you were all great 421 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,174 and I think it's really exciting that you've got this singing club 422 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,049 and it's great to see you doing your stuff 423 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,923 but, um... 424 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:29,302 What Mr Peterson is trying to say is it's good but we need a gimmick. 425 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,377 - Anyone got any ideas? - DONALD: That's not... 426 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,302 Have smoke coming up from the stage. Baby Jesus could come up. 427 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,048 Yeah, we can get a baby. 428 00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,422 OTHERS: Yes. 429 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,672 Who's got a baby? 430 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:44,211 Nobody's bringing any baby brothers or sisters or nephews or nieces into school. 431 00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:46,010 I think what Mr Peterson is trying to say 432 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,757 is tomorrow what we should be doing is a show and tell 433 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,211 where you each bring your baby brothers and sisters in. 434 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,592 That's very much the opposite of what Mr Peterson is trying to say. 435 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:58,092 Tomorrow we'll be in class. We'll be doing some maths, some literacy. 436 00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,511 This is all great and it's very good fun. 437 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,585 - And some of you are very talented. - (MOUTHS) 438 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:06,752 But there is no bringing babies to school tomorrow. Is that understood? 439 00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:19,251 Oh, excuse me! That is my private cupboard, thank you. 440 00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:21,464 Who's that man? 441 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:23,835 That's Mr Maddens. 442 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,761 - And he's...? - He used to be a teacher here. 443 00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:29,084 - Ah. - Yeah. 444 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,670 - Right. - And you could take a few tips from him, 445 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:32,839 if you like, 446 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:37,718 because he's the sort of man that would have been up for babies being in plays 447 00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:40,841 and he's the sort of man that would have built the costumes and created the thing. 448 00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:44,251 Desmond, you do know there's no way we can enter this competition? 449 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:47,667 - What do you mean? - Stop raising the kids' expectations 450 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:51,050 that they're going to win prizes and be the Christmas No.1. It's not fair. 451 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,219 Excuse me, Mr Peterson, 452 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:57,918 but maybe you should take a good hard look at this man. 453 00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,469 Look in his eyes. 454 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:03,510 He was the greatest teacher we ever had. 455 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,835 Right. 456 00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:06,669 Well, he's not here any more, is he? 457 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,752 No. He abandoned us. 458 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:11,336 Like you'll probably abandon us in a couple of weeks' time 459 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,920 when you decide that we're not good enough for you. 460 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,924 Mr Poppy, I'm here for the long haul. 461 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,048 I'm here to make these kids' lives better. 462 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:21,127 Mm. 463 00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:24,212 Do you fancy maybe going for a sausage sizzler at the park? 464 00:22:24,292 --> 00:22:26,761 - We always used to do that. - Oh, I've got to get back. 465 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,005 My wife's quite pregnant. 466 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,131 I should really shoot home. 467 00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:32,302 But maybe another night, yeah. 468 00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:34,214 I'd really like that. 469 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:35,418 OK. 470 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,468 OK? We good? 471 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:38,668 Are we agreed? 472 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,468 DESMOND: Yep. 473 00:22:40,542 --> 00:22:42,636 See you in the morning. 474 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:51,715 (SCHOOL BELL) 475 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:55,131 - Oh, Mr Peterson. - Oh, hi, Lucy. 476 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,710 Oh, hello. Hi, Donald. 477 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,636 - How are you settling in? - Not bad. Yeah. 478 00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:02,962 Good. It's great news about the... 479 00:23:03,042 --> 00:23:04,168 the Song For Christmas. 480 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,548 Oh. You know about that? 481 00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:08,548 Oh, Mr Poppy's told me. 482 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:11,466 Right. Well, I'm afraid I had to put a stop to it. 483 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,302 I thought there were baby auditions this morning. 484 00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,423 No, no, we cancelled them. 485 00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:18,127 - Really? - Didn't we? 486 00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:20,423 - Did you? - Did we? 487 00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:23,549 ♪ BING CROSBY & THE ANDREWS SISTERS: Jingle Bells 488 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,503 (BABIES CRY) 489 00:23:27,542 --> 00:23:29,010 Has he got any special skills? 490 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:31,544 (BABY BREAKS WIND) 491 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,423 Brilliant! Brilliant! 492 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,752 Is he any good on a skateboard? 493 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:38,757 No, no, no. No, no. You're not putting a baby on a skateboard. 494 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,176 And then maybe a little... 495 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,672 And then jump off... 496 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,593 (WHISTLES) ..and into the crib. 497 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:49,709 Would you mind maybe if we were to put a little beard on her? 498 00:23:49,792 --> 00:23:50,793 No. 499 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,548 What about me covering the baby in meat? 500 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,377 Why would baby Jesus be covered in meat? 501 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:56,301 Well, Lady Gaga covers herself in meat. 502 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:58,252 She wasn't the son of God. 503 00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,459 (BABY SQUEALS) 504 00:23:59,542 --> 00:24:02,751 Has she got any tricks, little party pieces? 505 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,334 We can train the babies up. 506 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:05,760 You can't train babies. 507 00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:09,258 - We can send the baby to boot camp. - We're not going to this competition. 508 00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:11,506 We're going to go to the competition and win it. 509 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,130 (HUMS TO DANCE STEPS) 510 00:24:15,417 --> 00:24:16,464 Yeah! 511 00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:23,715 (HUMS DANCE MOVES) 512 00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:28,126 Ah! 513 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,917 - Does he know the way to Wales? - Know your way to Wales? 514 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,217 I think he said yes. 515 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,135 He's just a bit tired. 516 00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:43,635 ♪ ..open sleigh 517 00:24:45,292 --> 00:24:47,841 Absolutely unbelievable! 518 00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:49,385 At last. Where've you been? 519 00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:52,086 I think he's actually certifiably insane. 520 00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:53,968 I mean, he dresses like a lunatic. 521 00:24:54,042 --> 00:24:56,010 And the nonsense that comes out of his mouth. 522 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:59,337 This competition... Today, 25 babies show up. 523 00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:03,627 We're not going to Song For Christmas like I've said 250 times already. 524 00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:05,381 - "No, you haven't." - Yes, I have. 525 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:06,801 - "You never told me." - Yes, I did. 526 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:08,923 - "You promised." - I never promised. 527 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,172 Don. 528 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:11,672 You're just insane! 529 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:13,627 - Things are about to get worse. - (KNOCK) 530 00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:16,302 - How can they possibly... Who's that? - It's your father. 531 00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:18,210 What? 532 00:25:18,292 --> 00:25:19,669 He phoned a couple of hours ago. 533 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:21,718 He wants to come and spend Christmas with us. 534 00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:23,419 - He can't come here. - Well, he is. 535 00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:25,422 - For Christmas? - Yes. 536 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,252 - Why is he coming here? - (KNOCKING) 537 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:28,505 Go and answer the door. 538 00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:30,711 I don't want him shouting at us. 539 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,719 (WHISPERS): Answer it! 540 00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:36,505 - At last! - Hi, Dad. 541 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,711 What did you think I was? A bunch of carol singers? 542 00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:40,794 - Hold on. Madge, Madge... - Nice surprise. 543 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:43,845 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 544 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,635 I thought you knew. Yes. 545 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,426 For the next two weeks, I'll be away. 546 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,548 That's right. Absolutely everything. 547 00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:51,298 Just cancel the lot. 548 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,877 That's it. Good. Thank you. 549 00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:55,052 Just one minute. Donald. 550 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:56,550 Coat. 551 00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:00,469 Thank you. 552 00:26:02,292 --> 00:26:04,386 - Hi, Dad. - Thank you very much. Thank you. 553 00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:06,802 MR PETERSON: Well, I have had the journey from hell. 554 00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:09,176 Oh, sorry to hear that. 555 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:11,002 Sit, Donald. 556 00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:14,211 So, new house. 557 00:26:14,417 --> 00:26:15,794 New town. New job. 558 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,218 - Yeah. - Yeah. 559 00:26:17,292 --> 00:26:18,760 I'm not going to beat about the bush. 560 00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:23,464 Your job, a primary school teacher, is leading you nowhere. 561 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:26,136 How much a year do you get paid? 562 00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:28,427 This job isn't about the money. That's not... 563 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,504 Everything is about the money, Donald. 564 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:34,382 Do you know what your brother has gone on to do? 565 00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:35,550 Oh, I know... 566 00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:38,629 Are you aware, frankly, of what that boy has achieved already? 567 00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,210 And what he's going to achieve. 568 00:26:40,292 --> 00:26:43,421 Your brother is going to be on TV tomorrow night 569 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,922 in A Song For Christmas. 570 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,422 - A Song For Christmas? - Yes. 571 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,626 A competition. 572 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,756 Which he undoubtedly will win. 573 00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:55,006 Roderick's choir is the best in the country. 574 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:59,384 I've actually never said this to anybody but when I looked at you both in that cot, 575 00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:02,428 when you were both born, I could see this little halo above you 576 00:27:02,542 --> 00:27:04,795 and I thought to myself, "You're going to be the one. 577 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:06,798 You're going to be the one to take on the mantle. 578 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,297 The Peterson mantle. 579 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:10,469 And go on and achieve." 580 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:13,712 And somehow a cloud came over you. 581 00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,551 And it shone on the other child. 582 00:27:16,792 --> 00:27:18,510 And that child took off. 583 00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:21,211 I'm very proud of your brother. I really am. 584 00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:22,919 I make no bones of it. 585 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,094 I am disappointed in you. 586 00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:27,381 And have been for quite some time. 587 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:29,506 Roderick this, Roderick that. 588 00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,176 "Isn't Roderick amazing? 589 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,467 Look at his amazing job." 590 00:27:32,542 --> 00:27:34,135 Look at this. 591 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:37,337 DONALD: Everyone says we look alike. I don't think we look at all like each other. 592 00:27:37,417 --> 00:27:40,216 No, I don't think you look like each other either. 593 00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,552 I'm certainly not entering that competition now. 594 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,294 DESMOND". I'm really sorry to call you here so early 595 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:52,673 but Operation Song For Christmas is underway. 596 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:55,720 The most important thing is the guys staying behind to cover... 597 00:27:55,792 --> 00:27:59,342 you've got to make sure that Mrs Bevan thinks the lessons are still running. 598 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,594 All for one and one for all! 599 00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:03,756 Operation Song For Christmas is go! 600 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:05,927 - Go, go! - (CHEERING) 601 00:28:13,708 --> 00:28:15,802 (HORN TOOTS) 602 00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:27,219 - Mr Poppy? - Come on, jump aboard. 603 00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:29,135 - What's this? - We've got to go, 604 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,677 otherwise Mrs Bevan'll turn up and we won't get away. 605 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:34,549 - I told you, we are not going to Wales. - Get on the bus! 606 00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:38,505 No, no! Back in the school. Get back in the school right now. 607 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:40,130 You need to calm down, Mr Peterson. 608 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:43,087 It's not just you you're affecting, it's the baby. 609 00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:45,260 - I... - Come on! 610 00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:47,752 Mr Poppy... 611 00:28:47,833 --> 00:28:48,880 Agh! 612 00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:52,507 Right, come on. Back inside, come on. 613 00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,506 Back inside the school. 614 00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:57,462 Mr Peterson, this is for your own good. 615 00:28:57,750 --> 00:28:59,844 - Bundle! - (SHOUTING) 616 00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,422 DONALD: Mr Poppy! 617 00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:07,917 - (SHOUTS) - Scream if you want to go faster! 618 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,094 (ALL SCREAM) 619 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:13,882 DONALD: Mr Poppy, stop this bus! 620 00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:15,881 ♪ Warming up, warming up, warming up 621 00:29:15,958 --> 00:29:18,052 ♪ Warming up, warming up, warming up, warming up 622 00:29:18,125 --> 00:29:20,173 ♪ We're warming up our voices 623 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:24,801 OK, everyone, let's go and win A Song For Christmas! 624 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,252 (CHEERING) 625 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,427 ♪ THE PUPPINI SISTERS: Jingle Bells 626 00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:33,627 On the bus, on the bus, on the bus. 627 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:37,417 ♪ ..open sleigh 628 00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:39,593 ♪ Sleigh, hey! 629 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:41,297 (KNOCKS) 630 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:42,718 Come in. 631 00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:45,965 Oh, morning, Ryan. Morning, Keith. 632 00:29:46,042 --> 00:29:47,919 Thank you very much. 633 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,173 So... What is this? 634 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:52,173 - Full attendance. - Full... Excellent. 635 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:54,628 Thank you very much, Alistair, 636 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,210 - and... - William. 637 00:29:56,292 --> 00:29:57,339 - Keith. - Mason. 638 00:29:57,417 --> 00:29:58,634 William and Mason. 639 00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,469 Thank you. Shut the door. 640 00:30:03,875 --> 00:30:04,967 Now... 641 00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:07,716 - DESMOND: OK, you can release him now. - DONALD: Thank you. 642 00:30:08,792 --> 00:30:10,760 Sit down. 643 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,380 Right, Mr Poppy, stop the bus. 644 00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:14,131 - No! - Stop the bus right now. 645 00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:15,835 - Why'? - OK, I'm calling the school. 646 00:30:15,917 --> 00:30:17,134 I'm not going to turn the bus... 647 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,881 - Bob. - DONALD: No, no, no. 648 00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:21,006 Give me that back. Give me that back! 649 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:22,551 That's my phone! 650 00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:24,047 That... My... 651 00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:26,628 - That is not good. - Just calm down, Mr Peterson. 652 00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:28,631 Listen, have you any idea how serious this is? 653 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,551 Look at it. Look at this. 654 00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,548 Do you want to go to Song For Christmas? 655 00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:34,343 Yeah! 656 00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:37,387 My wife is at home, pregnant, with a baby that could arrive any second 657 00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:41,133 and I have no phone, no way of getting in touch. Please turn this bus around. 658 00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:43,461 Just tell her in the morning you had a sleepover. 659 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,135 Why would I have a sleepover? 660 00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:47,131 Mr Maddens used to have sleepovers at mine. 661 00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:49,961 I'm a grown man. Grown men don't have sleepovers. 662 00:30:50,042 --> 00:30:52,170 Yes, they do. And midnight feasts. 663 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,342 Oh. yeah! 664 00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:55,636 Mr Poppy, my brother is entering this competition. 665 00:30:55,708 --> 00:30:57,506 - You've got a brother? - Yeah. 666 00:30:57,583 --> 00:31:01,963 Now, my brother is a world-class classical composer and conductor. 667 00:31:02,042 --> 00:31:05,751 You really want to break little Pixie's heart? She's just lost her grandma. 668 00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:08,131 This Song For Christmas means everything to her. 669 00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:09,710 How is this going to help? 670 00:31:09,792 --> 00:31:12,716 Because it'll just turn all her frowns upside down. 671 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:15,301 (HORN TOOTS) 672 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,628 ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go 673 00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:19,756 ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go 674 00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:21,835 ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go 675 00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:25,046 ♪ Off to sunny Wales - Now, everyone, 676 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:29,175 I think we're going to be coming close through a little village called Llawen. 677 00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:30,968 And if you'll just come in you'll see... 678 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:36,219 Isn't that St Bernadette's, sir? 679 00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:39,011 CHILDREN: Wow. 680 00:31:39,792 --> 00:31:41,510 Did you see that cool bus, sir? 681 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:43,836 Turn away, turn away. We've got the best bus. 682 00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:46,261 We've got the best bus in show business. 683 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,459 How much... How much would it cost me to get you to untie me? 684 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:52,627 £20? 685 00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:53,800 £50? 686 00:31:54,708 --> 00:31:57,211 £60. That's my final offer. Quick, untie me. 687 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,343 Get me out of this chair. 688 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,636 All right, I'll get you out but I need some money. 689 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:03,756 - I haven't got any. - He told me he's got £60. 690 00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:05,631 - Well, get it off him. - Lucy. 691 00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:07,176 - DESMOND: Search him. - No, no. 692 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,467 - DESMOND: Frisk him. - Lucy. 693 00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:10,886 - DESMOND: Look in his back pocket. - This is theft. 694 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:13,255 Mr Poppy! 695 00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,511 (MUMBLES) 696 00:32:22,583 --> 00:32:24,130 - (KNOCKS) - Mrs Bevan. 697 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,425 Come in, Miss Rye. 698 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:26,922 - Just a quick word. - Yes. 699 00:32:28,542 --> 00:32:34,254 Most of Mr Peterson's class appear not to have turned up for lunch. 700 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,676 Everything's all right in there. 701 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,844 Ah, naughty DOV- 702 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:45,591 What are you doing standing out here, Malcolm? 703 00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:49,041 He doesn't want anyone in today. Mr Peterson doesn't want anyone in. 704 00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:51,674 Step... Just step aside. 705 00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:53,343 - He doesn't... - Thank you, Malcolm. 706 00:32:53,417 --> 00:32:54,919 MISS RYE: Mason, stop it. 707 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:59,050 Ah, Mr Peterson, where are you? 708 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:01,719 Mr Poppy. Where's Mr Pet... 709 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:03,675 Oh! 710 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:05,468 Ah! Oh! 711 00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:07,340 Where's Mr Peterson? 712 00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:09,886 They went to Song For Christmas. 713 00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:12,052 OTHERS: What Song For Christmas? 714 00:33:12,708 --> 00:33:14,631 GIRL: I need a wee, Mr Shakespeare. 715 00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:16,756 OTHERS: Me too! 716 00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:19,423 MR SHAKESPEARE: We'll find a place to stop and have a wee-wee. 717 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,343 BOY: Mr Shakespeare, I really need a poo. 718 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,920 MR SHAKESPEARE: Well, hold it in, hold it in. Don't do it on the bus. 719 00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:28,876 It's just down there. Anywhere by the hedge there. That's it. 720 00:33:32,042 --> 00:33:33,043 Good. Good, good. 721 00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:34,877 No, anywhere. It doesn't matter. 722 00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:36,255 Do it in the road. 723 00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:38,256 That's it, are you all right? 724 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:40,427 That's it, keep going. 725 00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:42,760 Just come this way. 726 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:46,460 See that? Just turn it round. 727 00:33:46,542 --> 00:33:48,636 Turn it right round. 728 00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:52,302 All the way, all the way. That's it, that's it, that's it. 729 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:54,173 That's it, that's it, that's it. Come on. 730 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:56,048 Come on, come on, come on! That's it. 731 00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:58,378 Come on, in you come. On the bus, on the bus, on the bus. 732 00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:01,132 On the bus, on the bus, on the bus, on the bus. 733 00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:02,380 On the bus, on the bus. 734 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,130 Turning right, turning right... 735 00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:07,461 ♪ Turning right, turning right, turning right 736 00:34:07,542 --> 00:34:09,840 Aren't we going the wrong way, Mr Shakespeare? 737 00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:12,545 Wait! Mr Shakespeare! 738 00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:21,802 Look, I can see a sign for the castle. 739 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:25,842 There's a little girl. 740 00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:27,009 Who is that? 741 00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:29,211 Hold on. 742 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:33,711 I'm going to go and find out what she... 743 00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:37,377 (WHISTLES) 744 00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:39,301 - Who are you? - Elena. 745 00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:41,628 Where's Mr Shakespeare and the rest of Oakmoor? 746 00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:43,381 He's gone to Song For Christmas. 747 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:45,005 What, and they left you here? 748 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,801 He just went off without me. 749 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:50,129 - How do I know you're telling the truth? - I always tell the truth. 750 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:52,085 - Do you think I'm ugly? - Yes. 751 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,960 That's not very nice. 752 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:55,419 I was telling the truth. 753 00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:59,667 All right, let me just consult my team and then I'll be back to you with an answer. 754 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:01,548 Wait a few minutes, please, caller. 755 00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:05,459 - Right, shall we let her on the bus? - Yeah. 756 00:35:05,542 --> 00:35:08,625 If she tricks us, though, we're going to freeze her out, yes? 757 00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:10,551 - DONALD: No... - (BREAKS wmo) 758 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:13,299 It's your lucky day, little Miss Shakespeare. 759 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,343 On you jump- 760 00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:17,715 - (TOOTS HORN) - Everybody ready? 761 00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:18,964 We're off! 762 00:35:19,042 --> 00:35:21,886 ♪ MARY STAHL: (Everybody's Waitin' For) The Man With The Bag 763 00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:24,052 DESMOND: Next stop, the castle. 764 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:27,011 Woo-how.! 765 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:33,802 (BABY CRIES) 766 00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:40,886 What was that? 767 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:42,255 (BABY CRIES) 768 00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:45,633 - Who's doing that? - Mr Poppy, I think there might be a baby. 769 00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:48,211 - What? - There's a baby in the back. 770 00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:52,552 (BABY CRIES) 771 00:36:01,958 --> 00:36:03,505 Wow! 772 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:05,711 It's a little baby... 773 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:08,552 Aw, you're beautiful. 774 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:10,719 BOY: He's got chubby cheeks. 775 00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:13,135 Hey! 776 00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:15,256 Hello, little baby. 777 00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:17,885 - Whose baby is this? - Not mine. 778 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,130 OTHERS: Not mine. 779 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,425 I don't even have a baby. 780 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,047 I can't believe you've done this. 781 00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:23,297 I didn't do it. 782 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:26,584 - This is really serious. - It's got nothing to do with me. 783 00:36:27,042 --> 00:36:30,501 Mr Peterson, it's a sign. 784 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:33,173 - Yes! - It's a sign we're in a lot of trouble. 785 00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:34,797 Oh, look, there's a letter. 786 00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:36,877 What does it say? 787 00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:42,010 "Heard you needed a baby for Song For Christmas. 788 00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:45,337 I hope I'm all right for you." 789 00:36:46,542 --> 00:36:50,001 You're more than all right. This baby's gorgeous. 790 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:52,177 Oh, this is the best Christmas ever. 791 00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:54,969 You're right, Mr Peterson. It is the best Christmas ever. 792 00:36:55,042 --> 00:36:57,136 I was being sarcastic. 793 00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:59,711 You're going to help us win Song For Christmas. 794 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,377 Yes, you are. 795 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:08,465 Sure you know where you're going, Mr Poppy? 796 00:37:08,542 --> 00:37:10,169 I haven't seen a sign for miles. 797 00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:12,594 I know the way. It's fine. You just need to trust me. 798 00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:13,668 - Mr Poppy. - It's this way. 799 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:14,922 - Mr Poppy. - It's this way! 800 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,879 - Mr Poppy, look! - (ALL SCREAM) 801 00:37:20,417 --> 00:37:22,340 ♪ THE RONETTES: Sleigh Ride 802 00:37:22,417 --> 00:37:23,885 (LAUGHS) 803 00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:25,710 - Woo-hoo! - What's happening? 804 00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:27,510 We're swimming! 805 00:37:27,583 --> 00:37:29,711 - What do you mean? - It's a duck bus. 806 00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:32,886 How cool is this? 807 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,844 Hey, kids, can anyone see any sharks? 808 00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:40,302 DONALD: I get seasick. 809 00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,841 Hey, everybody, look for the castle. 810 00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:48,627 What's up now? 811 00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:51,427 The thing's stopped working. The needle on the thing. 812 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:54,834 - What does that mean? - It's stopped. The needle's going down. 813 00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:02,921 - (ENGINE CONKS OUT) - It's not going. 814 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,126 We're out of fuel? 815 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:06,131 Well, if I just give it a bit more of a pump... 816 00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:09,007 You didn't fill it up with petrol! So we're stuck. 817 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:11,302 Everybody ready? Off the bus. 818 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,093 ♪ AMY GRANT: Mister Santa 819 00:38:16,167 --> 00:38:17,419 DESMONDI Oh! OK. 820 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,049 Get your ukuleles. And your bags. 821 00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:22,219 It's all right, you can jump. 822 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,710 Ooh, agh! 823 00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:26,920 All right, thank you, thank you, Mr Poppy. 824 00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:29,380 Right. Come on, everybody. 825 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:31,552 (CHILDREN CHEER) 826 00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:33,176 You don't know it's over there. 827 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:35,344 This is...brilliant! 828 00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:38,591 This is ridiculous. This is... Wait! 829 00:38:44,042 --> 00:38:46,261 How's the baby? ls the baby getting wet? 830 00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:48,506 DESMOND: The baby's fine. 831 00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:51,836 Whoa! Whoa! 832 00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:54,011 - Mr Poppy! - Whoa! 833 00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,718 Oh, it's a bit slippy. 834 00:38:59,792 --> 00:39:02,136 And watch out for the crocodiles. 835 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:04,051 Yay! 836 00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:05,798 (CHEERING) 837 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,468 - Who's coming next? CHILDREN: Me! 838 00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:08,714 No, I know, I know. 839 00:39:08,792 --> 00:39:10,886 It's all right. It's all right. 840 00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:12,710 - Just breathe. - Mr Poppy. 841 00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:14,635 - Be back for you in a minute. - Mr Poppy! 842 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:23,131 MR POPPY: Oh, wow! 843 00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:25,256 - A donkey! - Aww. 844 00:39:25,708 --> 00:39:27,802 Hello, donkey. 845 00:39:28,292 --> 00:39:30,545 It's probably a sign, Mr Peterson. 846 00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:32,002 It's not a sign. It's a donkey. 847 00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,801 Well, it can help us carry Mary. 848 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:36,628 We can't just take this donkey. It'll be somebody's property. 849 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,756 Maybe it's trying to show us the way. 850 00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:40,259 Do you know the way? 851 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:41,801 (DONKEY BRAYS) 852 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,877 I think we've found ourselves a magic donkey. 853 00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:45,335 Really? 854 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:46,634 - Ready, Mary? - Yeah. 855 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:48,710 - Ready, everyone else? - ALL: Yeah. 856 00:39:48,792 --> 00:39:50,135 Come on, then, donkey. 857 00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:51,425 OK, let's go. 858 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:54,629 Let's follow the magic talking donkey. 859 00:39:57,292 --> 00:39:59,386 (CLOCK CHIMES) 860 00:39:59,958 --> 00:40:02,052 Wow. 861 00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:04,511 Well, this is it, Oakmoorians. 862 00:40:05,458 --> 00:40:07,552 This is our destiny. 863 00:40:07,625 --> 00:40:10,469 This is the seat of kings and the site of many battles 864 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:12,636 and we are going to win. 865 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:15,882 We are going to win the Song For Christmas! 866 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:20,129 All right. To the castle. Gracie, lead the line. 867 00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:30,175 Grace, stop. Stop, stop. Where's Elena? 868 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,844 Where's Elena? 869 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:36,542 Wh... Where? Where's Elena? When did you see her last? 870 00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:38,047 ALL: The toilets, sir. 871 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:40,969 Was anybody looking to make sure she was getting back on the bus? 872 00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:43,420 We were too busy turning round the sign, sir. 873 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:46,925 Shut up. Now, we mustn't let this distract us. 874 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,968 Keep coming through. Come on. 875 00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:52,549 - Don't ever say that again. - Win, win, win when we sing, sing, sing. 876 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:56,050 (ALL CHANT): Win, win, win when we sing, sing, sing. 877 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:59,844 MR SHAKESPEARE: Why are you stopping? Keep going. 878 00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:02,011 Why are you...? 879 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:07,052 (GOTHIC MUSIC) 880 00:41:16,167 --> 00:41:17,544 That's St Cuthbert's. 881 00:41:17,625 --> 00:41:19,548 Eyes front. 882 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,627 It's Roderick. 883 00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:26,842 MAN: Angel Matthews, please make your way to the Great Hall. Thank you. 884 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:29,716 Rhys, Angel is entering the Great Hall now. Over. 885 00:41:30,417 --> 00:41:31,464 Angel. 886 00:41:31,542 --> 00:41:33,840 Roderick, it's so wonderful to have you here. 887 00:41:33,917 --> 00:41:36,215 - Marvellous to see you. - Thank you so much. 888 00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:38,090 Thank you so much. 889 00:41:38,167 --> 00:41:41,250 To have a world-renowned conductor like you here is... 890 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,882 It's beyond words. I am humbled. 891 00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:47,883 Me being here is not about the MBEs and the Grammys. 892 00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:50,552 I'm here as a contestant like anybody else. 893 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:52,673 I know exactly what you're saying. 894 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,548 - I want to make it plain. - Mm-hm. 895 00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:58,584 I don't expect any...favouring of our group, 896 00:41:58,667 --> 00:42:01,546 any sway that you might have over the judging panel. 897 00:42:01,625 --> 00:42:03,627 We expect to win by merit alone. 898 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:07,050 Of course. Absolutely. I know you're a man of integrity. 899 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,093 Miss Matthews. Um, sorry. Um... 900 00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:11,670 Rhys, could you please deal with the gentleman? 901 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:15,333 A bit concerned I don't have a private space backstage. 902 00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:17,590 Would that be something we can sort out? 903 00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:20,386 - Could you show me? - Of course. It's just down here. 904 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:21,459 Terrific. Thank you. 905 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:23,636 So it's Oakmoor Primary School. 906 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,760 What was your name, sir? 907 00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:27,961 I'm Shakespeare. 908 00:42:28,042 --> 00:42:29,919 Where's our dressing rooms and everything? 909 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,753 - It'll be a shared space but... - A shared space? 910 00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:34,881 - Yes. - You're not providing us - 911 00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:36,676 Oakmoor school - 912 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:39,378 with the chance that other schools are getting. 913 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:42,302 - I'm merely trying to... - I've got your number, Poirot. 914 00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:45,174 Don't try it on with me. Come on. Let's go. 915 00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:49,175 Get away from all this fleece and fluff. I've never seen so much pink. 916 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,344 You'll get static on you. 917 00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:54,677 Welcome to Song For Christmas. What's the name of your group? 918 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,927 The Christmas Puddings. 919 00:43:00,542 --> 00:43:02,044 - Mr Peterson? - Yeah. 920 00:43:02,125 --> 00:43:05,834 I think baby's done a do-do. It really stinks. 921 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:08,673 DONALD: Look. Let's try that barn. 922 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:12,462 Change the baby and get out of this rain. Go on. Let's go. 923 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:15,548 - MR PETERSON: Wales? - A Song For Christmas? 924 00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:19,459 They are expecting them for a sound check, for which they are five hours late. 925 00:43:19,542 --> 00:43:22,546 When they get there, they will contact me immediately. 926 00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:26,755 You have a school party out there with two teachers 927 00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:29,131 and you have no references to where they are? 928 00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:31,051 What sort of ship are you running here? 929 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:34,834 A very tight ship, Mr Peterson, until your son arrived. 930 00:43:34,917 --> 00:43:37,921 - (KNOCKING) - Sorry to disturb you, Mrs Bevan. 931 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,128 Some parents are waiting in the hall. 932 00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:43,506 Good afternoon, everyone. 933 00:43:43,625 --> 00:43:45,719 Thank you so much for waiting. 934 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:50,713 It appears that they are in transit at the moment. 935 00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:53,677 - To Wales. - Wales? 936 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:56,549 I think you owe it to everybody in this room 937 00:43:56,625 --> 00:43:59,834 to give them a clear plan of what you intend to do. 938 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,379 We're going to go down there. We're going to be there when they arrive. 939 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:04,710 If they arrive. 940 00:44:04,792 --> 00:44:07,386 If they don't arrive, we'll go and search for them 941 00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:11,167 and we will not let one hair on their heads be harmed. 942 00:44:11,542 --> 00:44:15,297 I'm sorry. I don't want to add to any of the trouble. 943 00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:16,376 Yes? 944 00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:18,301 They might have a baby with them. 945 00:44:18,417 --> 00:44:20,044 - A baby. - My baby. 946 00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:23,127 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 947 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:25,427 Come on. Come on. 948 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,627 You're a bit stinky, aren't you? 949 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:31,292 I think you've done quite a lot of poo-poos. 950 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,844 - All right? - I thought you might want to... 951 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:37,627 - ..change him. - Really'? 952 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,298 You're going to have to do a lot of this. 953 00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:43,379 A lot of nappies and poo and wee. 954 00:44:43,917 --> 00:44:44,964 Sick. 955 00:44:45,042 --> 00:44:47,136 Yeah. OK. 956 00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:48,800 OK. 957 00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:50,468 - (BABY FARTS) - Oh! 958 00:44:50,542 --> 00:44:52,965 ALL: Urrrgh! 959 00:44:53,042 --> 00:44:54,635 That is fierce. 960 00:44:54,708 --> 00:44:56,961 Whoa! Urgh! 961 00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:01,511 Tommy, can you throw your hat over? 962 00:45:02,875 --> 00:45:04,969 Oh! 963 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:07,835 Sorry, Tommy. 964 00:45:07,917 --> 00:45:10,136 - Anyone got any scarves? - Check 'em over. 965 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:11,835 Wrap it under. 966 00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:14,136 Are you really having a baby, Mr Peterson? 967 00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:17,136 - Yeah. - What are you having? A boy or a girl? 968 00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:19,927 - We don't know yet. - It could be an inbetweenie. 969 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,674 - I don't think you get them. - Yes, you do, yeah. 970 00:45:23,208 --> 00:45:24,630 (MOUTHS) 971 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,878 Who do you prefer? Mummy? 972 00:45:28,083 --> 00:45:29,175 Or Daddy? 973 00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:30,297 Mummy... 974 00:45:30,375 --> 00:45:31,501 (GRUFFLY); or Daddy? 975 00:45:31,667 --> 00:45:33,510 Mum-my? Or Daddy? 976 00:45:39,917 --> 00:45:42,545 Whoa! Boats. 977 00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:46,007 Children! Baby's found some boats. Come over. 978 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:48,426 We could use the boats to go down the stream. 979 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:49,968 We're walking that way anyway. 980 00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:53,251 No, no, no, no. We'll never get the donkey in the boat. 981 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,798 - Donkeys can fly. - What? 982 00:45:55,875 --> 00:45:59,004 - Donkeys can fly, can't they? ALL: Yeah! 983 00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:01,506 - They'll say yes to anything you say. - No, they won't. 984 00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:04,427 - Try it. Go on. - Who wants to be eaten by a shark? 985 00:46:04,542 --> 00:46:05,919 No. 986 00:46:06,292 --> 00:46:08,044 - That's the exception. - I rest my case. 987 00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:10,628 That's the exception that proves the rule. 988 00:46:10,708 --> 00:46:13,086 They only say yes to things they want to do. 989 00:46:13,167 --> 00:46:16,250 They want to do this, so buckle up. Let's go! 990 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:19,257 - We don't have a helmet for the baby. - Babies don't need helmets. 991 00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:21,006 - They do. - They don't. They bounce. 992 00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:25,301 - I fell off a table when I was a baby. - That explains quite a lot, frankly. 993 00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:27,628 - Let baby decide. - What? 994 00:46:27,708 --> 00:46:29,802 If baby claps, we go on the boats. 995 00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:31,377 No! No, no, no. 996 00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:34,632 ALL: Clap hands, Baby. 997 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:39,969 - That's cheating. - (CHEER) 998 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:42,302 It's not going to happen. Is it? 999 00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:44,844 - Thank you. - Trust me. 1000 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:47,127 Ahhhh! 1001 00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:50,344 DESMOND: Hold on tight, Mr Peterson. 1002 00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:57,963 Mr Peterson, you doughnut, try and keep up. 1003 00:46:58,042 --> 00:46:59,589 (SCREAMING) 1004 00:46:59,667 --> 00:47:01,761 - There's a rock! - (SCREAMS) 1005 00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:05,632 - Ah! - (SCREAMS) 1006 00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:07,802 No! Ah! 1007 00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:11,427 Ah! Arrh! 1008 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,218 Hold on! 1009 00:47:19,125 --> 00:47:20,923 Mr Poppy! 1010 00:47:21,833 --> 00:47:23,210 (GIGGLES) 1011 00:47:23,292 --> 00:47:27,126 - I don't like this. - Mr Peterson, it's brilliant. 1012 00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:29,460 Yeah! 1013 00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:32,216 Oh! Ah! Oh! Mr Poppy! 1014 00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:35,465 Mr Peterson, what are you doing? 1015 00:47:35,542 --> 00:47:37,544 Argh! 1016 00:47:37,792 --> 00:47:39,886 DONALD: Come on! 1017 00:47:40,833 --> 00:47:43,712 DONALD: Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! 1018 00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:50,673 DESMOND: Why did you decide to jump in? 1019 00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:53,594 We haven't got time for leisurely swims. 1020 00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:55,761 I didn'tjump in. I fell! Ah! 1021 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:59,052 We need to get going, Mr Peterson. We can't just dally about. 1022 00:47:59,125 --> 00:48:00,877 I nearly drowned! 1023 00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:03,052 You didn't drown. You're fine. 1024 00:48:03,667 --> 00:48:06,216 You're just a bit wet. Shake it off like a dog. 1025 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:10,178 What have you done to me? What have you done? 1026 00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:14,630 I nearly died in a river in the middle of nowhere because of you. 1027 00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:16,927 Look! It's the donkey. 1028 00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:19,131 Wow! 1029 00:48:19,417 --> 00:48:22,091 How did you get here? How did you get here? 1030 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:24,511 How did you get here? 1031 00:48:24,917 --> 00:48:26,965 - Ha, ha, ha. - We could have walked. 1032 00:48:27,042 --> 00:48:29,420 Come on. Let's go to the castle. 1033 00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:32,882 Hello, magic donkey. You flew here, didn't you? 1034 00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:35,176 I told you he could fly! 1035 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:39,380 ♪ if you long to give to somebody else 1036 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:40,835 ♪ It's probably Christmas time 1037 00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:43,545 - DONALD: I'm soaking wet. - We'll find somewhere you can dry off. 1038 00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:44,797 Calm down. 1039 00:48:44,875 --> 00:48:47,424 - GIRL: Mr Poppy, there's a cave. - DESMOND: Shall we go in? 1040 00:48:47,875 --> 00:48:50,378 ALL: Yes! - Why would we go in there? 1041 00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:52,552 - Pixie, do you want to go in the cave? - Yeah! 1042 00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:54,969 Come on, everybody. Let's go in the cave. 1043 00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,719 Come on, then, you. 1044 00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:01,129 Wow. It looks brilliant in here. Come on. 1045 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:03,961 I don't want to go in the cave either, Mr Peterson. 1046 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,094 No, I don't fancy it much. 1047 00:49:07,167 --> 00:49:09,135 - DESMOND: Who wants to build a fire? - BOY: Me! 1048 00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,506 - Are you scared of the dark? - Yes. 1049 00:49:12,625 --> 00:49:14,298 - I'll do it if you will. - OK. 1050 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:16,469 - Deal? - Yeah. 1051 00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:19,802 OK. You go first, then. 1052 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,836 ♪ Mother, Father 1053 00:49:24,042 --> 00:49:26,591 ♪ Sister, brothers 1054 00:49:26,667 --> 00:49:29,671 ♪ Let all that I have be yours 1055 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:31,297 ♪ What's yours is mine... 1056 00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:33,423 Oh, wicked! 1057 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:35,377 DESMOND: What do you think, Mr Peterson? 1058 00:49:36,417 --> 00:49:38,090 DONALD: Very nice, yeah. 1059 00:49:38,167 --> 00:49:41,046 - You still as frightened? - DONALD: I wasn't frightened anyway. 1060 00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:43,719 It was... I wanted to make sure it was all right. 1061 00:49:43,792 --> 00:49:45,715 DESMOND: We've saved you some spaces. 1062 00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:49,046 ♪ Dressing up in your Sunday best 1063 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:51,878 ♪ You're blessed and it's Christmas time 1064 00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:54,552 ♪ Must be it's Christmas time 1065 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:56,923 - I'm sorry. - What for? 1066 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,129 I didn't realise that you were so frightened of water. 1067 00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:02,298 My dad used to... 1068 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:05,798 He had this thing about toughening us up. 1069 00:50:06,042 --> 00:50:11,344 One of his brilliant plans was he'd take us swimming every week 1070 00:50:11,417 --> 00:50:13,511 and chuck us in the deep end. 1071 00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:18,918 He had this real fixation with holding your breath for a long time. 1072 00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:22,170 I think he thought the longer you could hold your breath, 1073 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:23,797 the more of a man you were. 1074 00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:26,173 So he'd hold us under water. 1075 00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:27,835 It worked for Roderick. 1076 00:50:28,083 --> 00:50:29,835 Just made me scared. 1077 00:50:29,917 --> 00:50:32,090 Dads are rubbish, aren't they? 1078 00:50:32,167 --> 00:50:34,169 I never even got to meet mine. 1079 00:50:34,250 --> 00:50:35,923 Oh, I'm sorry. 1080 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,004 When I was little, I used to pretend my dad was Father Christmas. 1081 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:42,212 One Christmas I stayed up all night hoping he was going to come 1082 00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:43,544 but he never arrived. 1083 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:46,925 Like Tommy. We're both still waiting. 1084 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,923 You can have my dad if you like. I don't want him. 1085 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,128 - (BABY CRIES) - DESMOND: Sssh. 1086 00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:57,253 Sssh . 1087 00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:01,507 I've got to speak to my wife. She doesn't know where we are. 1088 00:51:02,667 --> 00:51:04,669 Mr Peterson. 1089 00:51:06,292 --> 00:51:10,342 I really hope you don't mind but I kept this back for emergencies. 1090 00:51:11,542 --> 00:51:13,965 You've had a phone in that bag this whole time? 1091 00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:16,672 Yeah. 1092 00:51:17,167 --> 00:51:19,010 I thought you might like to call your wife... 1093 00:51:19,083 --> 00:51:20,881 I cannot believe you. 1094 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:24,675 There's no signal. Take the baby. Ssh. 1095 00:51:24,792 --> 00:51:26,009 (BABY CRIES) 1096 00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,627 I'm going outside. 1097 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:33,303 Mr Poppy, is Father Christmas really your dad? 1098 00:51:33,917 --> 00:51:35,339 I wish he was. 1099 00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:37,340 But I don't think so. 1100 00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:40,173 ♪ strumming 1101 00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:46,344 ♪ When I was a boy 1102 00:51:46,875 --> 00:51:48,843 ♪ I dreamed he'd find me 1103 00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:52,136 ♪ Fall down from the sky 1104 00:51:52,667 --> 00:51:54,965 ♪ To come and guide me 1105 00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:57,677 ♪ Take me by the hand of life 1106 00:51:58,125 --> 00:52:01,299 ♪ And show me all he's learned 1107 00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:04,837 ♪ Everybody's got a dad but me 1108 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,423 - (RINGING) - It's my phone. 1109 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,673 - Sarah, it's me. - Donald? 1110 00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:11,967 - Donald?! - Sarah? 1111 00:52:12,042 --> 00:52:13,760 Donald? 1112 00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:15,676 Oh, man. 1113 00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:18,299 ♪ I need a dad to keep the demons from my door 1114 00:52:19,167 --> 00:52:22,671 - ♪ I need a dad to stand beside me - Oh! Oh! 1115 00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:25,335 - Hello? - Sarah! It's me. 1116 00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:28,421 - Donald, I love you. - I love you. 1117 00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:33,387 - I don't know if you can hear me. - MR PETERSON: That idiot! 1118 00:52:34,208 --> 00:52:36,757 ♪ Still beating for 1119 00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:38,961 The silly fool has finally got himself lost. 1120 00:52:39,042 --> 00:52:41,886 - What does he think he's doing? - No idea. 1121 00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:44,302 ♪ I still dream he'll find me 1122 00:52:45,167 --> 00:52:47,261 ♪ Catch me if he can 1123 00:52:47,792 --> 00:52:50,261 ♪ The ties still bind me 1124 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:52,802 ♪ Lead me down the rocky road 1125 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,255 ♪ And show me who I am 1126 00:52:58,208 --> 00:53:00,631 MR PETERSON: Sarah! Sarah, please wait. Wait! 1127 00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:01,960 Why? 1128 00:53:02,042 --> 00:53:05,171 The whole of your life all you've ever done is put him down. 1129 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:08,629 No wonder he's panicking about how good a father he's going to be. 1130 00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:10,710 You're the only example that he's had. 1131 00:53:10,792 --> 00:53:13,386 You go back in there with Roderick, your favourite son. 1132 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:15,335 I'm going to find my husband. 1133 00:53:16,167 --> 00:53:18,841 ♪ Everybody's got a dad but me 1134 00:53:22,042 --> 00:53:27,469 ♪ Everybody's got a dad but me 1135 00:53:29,292 --> 00:53:31,260 MR SHAKESPEARE: Right, Oakmoorians, this is it. 1136 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:35,668 What I'm looking - one or two of you to nip down the corridor 1137 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:41,553 and see if we can find out exactly what these other acts are about. 1138 00:53:41,625 --> 00:53:43,673 Let's have a look. Ah. Snow Angels. 1139 00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:47,835 This is Lloyd and his Snowballs. 1140 00:53:47,917 --> 00:53:49,885 I heard them singing in the corridor. 1141 00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:53,337 - What were they like? - He's as good as Justin Bieber. 1142 00:53:53,417 --> 00:53:56,921 - Justin Beaver? Who's that? - He's a singer, Mr Shakespeare. 1143 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,048 Well, we must have a Justin Beaver. 1144 00:53:59,125 --> 00:54:01,219 - Sam, you could do that, couldn't you? - Yes. 1145 00:54:01,292 --> 00:54:03,044 - Do you know any of his moves? - No. 1146 00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:05,753 But when he swishes his hair the girls go crazy. 1147 00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:07,927 Swish your hair for me. 1148 00:54:09,417 --> 00:54:10,919 Throw some shapes. 1149 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,085 That's it! You've got it. You can be our Justin Beaver. Excellent. 1150 00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:18,421 Angels, Christmas Fairies, Puddings, Christmas Joy... 1151 00:54:18,917 --> 00:54:22,126 We can beat all of them, can't we? We've got Justin Beaver. 1152 00:54:22,208 --> 00:54:24,711 Now, let's sing our winning Christmas song. 1153 00:54:24,792 --> 00:54:27,796 ♪ When you're poor at Christmas 1154 00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:28,876 (GOTHIC MUSIC) 1155 00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:31,052 ♪ When you're down and... 1156 00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:35,252 Hello. Hi. So great to meet you. 1157 00:54:35,333 --> 00:54:37,256 Um, extraordinary to meet you. 1158 00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:39,552 I can't believe I've got a poster on my wall. 1159 00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:41,377 Would you vacate this room, please? 1160 00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:42,550 Sorry? 1161 00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:45,048 As soon as possible, please. The boys need to prepare. 1162 00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:48,629 With all due respect, my children need to prepare as well. 1163 00:54:48,708 --> 00:54:50,802 This is not your room. Would you leave, please? 1164 00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:53,253 It's got a star on the door so it's obviously our room. 1165 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:55,381 - Come on. - No, Scott. Don't move. 1166 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:57,301 Sam, don't move. 1167 00:54:57,375 --> 00:54:59,093 Crispin, can you alert security? 1168 00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:03,673 I see. It's just one rule for one, and one rule for another. 1169 00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:06,424 - Can you remove these, please? - All right, I'll take them. 1170 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,594 Sebastian, can... 1171 00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:11,546 Can I just say. Yes, I've got your poster on my wall. 1172 00:55:12,167 --> 00:55:14,465 You should have my poster on your wall. 1173 00:55:14,542 --> 00:55:18,172 That Angel Matthews, the way she looked at me - or didn't look at me - 1174 00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:20,969 I was disgusted. It's just too much. 1175 00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:23,756 All my life I've tried to do well. 1176 00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:28,258 Tried to gain respect, conduct myself with dignity, 1177 00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:32,213 behave impeccably, be an inspiration. 1178 00:55:32,917 --> 00:55:35,887 - I'm Shakespeare. - Let the small man through, boys. 1179 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,926 I'm Gordon Shakespeare. 1180 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,628 With the emphasis on the Shakespeare. 1181 00:55:40,875 --> 00:55:43,845 We've got Justin Beaver in our team, don't you worry. 1182 00:55:43,917 --> 00:55:46,011 Ignore the silly little man. 1183 00:55:46,542 --> 00:55:47,919 OK, boys, it's time. 1184 00:55:48,167 --> 00:55:49,885 Inhale success. 1185 00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:53,427 Exhale doubt. 1186 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,047 Inhale. 1187 00:55:57,375 --> 00:55:59,469 Hold that breath. 1188 00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:03,341 Hold...that. . . breath. 1189 00:56:04,042 --> 00:56:05,794 Sound check, sound check, sound check. 1190 00:56:05,875 --> 00:56:07,343 One, two, three. One two, three. 1191 00:56:07,417 --> 00:56:10,546 Name's Angel Matthews. That normally gets a big laugh. 1192 00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:12,423 Of course, everybody does know who I am. 1193 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:15,219 (OPERATIC): ♪ Oh, holy night 1194 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:20,213 ♪ While stars are brightly shining 1195 00:56:20,292 --> 00:56:22,795 She just won't shut up. How long's this going on for? 1196 00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:25,924 Little wave and off. Angel has left the stage. Thank you. 1197 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,753 We're just going to run through our number. 1198 00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:32,758 No photography in the auditorium, please. Not during our rehearsal. 1199 00:56:43,625 --> 00:56:45,719 (FULL ORCHESTRA STRIKES UP) 1200 00:56:48,167 --> 00:56:50,386 ♪ Hear the good news 1201 00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:52,756 ♪ Sent from on high 1202 00:56:52,833 --> 00:56:54,460 ♪ Glory to God 1203 00:56:54,542 --> 00:56:56,544 ♪ A new king is nigh 1204 00:56:57,042 --> 00:57:01,092 ♪ We celebrate the coming of a baby boy 1205 00:57:01,167 --> 00:57:05,092 ♪ We celebrate a light across the world 1206 00:57:05,167 --> 00:57:09,092 ♪ Rejoice, rejoice, a saviour born to hear our song 1207 00:57:09,167 --> 00:57:12,797 ♪ To right the wrongs ♪ A joy across the world 1208 00:57:13,292 --> 00:57:14,839 ♪ Joy of JOY 1209 00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:17,298 x Joy of Joy! 1210 00:57:17,375 --> 00:57:19,127 ♪ King of kings 1211 00:57:19,333 --> 00:57:21,176 ♪ King of kings! 1212 00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:23,127 ♪ Peace and joy 1213 00:57:23,375 --> 00:57:25,048 ♪ Peace and joy! 1214 00:57:25,125 --> 00:57:26,172 ♪ Joy! 1215 00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:28,218 ♪ JOY! Joy! 1216 00:57:28,292 --> 00:57:29,293 ♪ Joy! 1217 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:31,252 ♪ JOY! 1218 00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:35,339 Yeah. 1219 00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:37,631 Shut up. Shut up. Stop it. 1220 00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:41,132 We're ready for your group to do your sound check. 1221 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,176 Thank you. My team, come on. 1222 00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:45,127 Boys, girls, Grace, some on. Jessica. 1223 00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:47,590 (BELL TOLLING) 1224 00:57:51,167 --> 00:57:53,169 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 1225 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,129 ♪ When you're poor at Christmas 1226 00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:16,420 ♪ When you're down and out 1227 00:58:17,292 --> 00:58:19,169 ♪ When you've no food left to eat 1228 00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:21,218 ♪ And you've no shoes on your feet 1229 00:58:21,292 --> 00:58:25,217 ♪ And there's nothing in your sack, nothing and nowt 1230 00:58:26,042 --> 00:58:27,715 ♪ There's no magic at Christmas... 1231 00:58:27,792 --> 00:58:31,672 - It's very musical theatre, isn't it? - Oh, in the worst possible sense. 1232 00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:34,469 - Lowest common denominator. - Derivative, yeah. 1233 00:58:34,542 --> 00:58:36,761 The audiences love this kind of thing. 1234 00:58:36,833 --> 00:58:38,050 Really? 1235 00:58:38,125 --> 00:58:41,299 ♪ Christmas ain't for paupers 1236 00:58:41,708 --> 00:58:44,177 ♪ Not for scum like us 1237 00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:46,585 ♪ No nice presents to unwrap 1238 00:58:46,667 --> 00:58:48,840 ♪ Just a bin bag full of rubbish 1239 00:58:48,917 --> 00:58:53,343 ♪ And a big spot on your chin oozing with pus 1240 00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:56,256 ALL: Happy Christmas! 1241 00:58:58,333 --> 00:59:00,427 Christmas comes but once a year, 1242 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:03,299 but not for these boys and girls, I fear. 1243 00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:06,836 Not for them are those Christmas pies. 1244 00:59:06,917 --> 00:59:10,842 Christmas is...a pack of lies! Ha! 1245 00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:20,715 ♪ Where is Christmas? 1246 00:59:21,250 --> 00:59:25,801 ♪ Hiding underneath the tree? 1247 00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:29,758 But this kind of...sentimentality... 1248 00:59:31,208 --> 00:59:33,427 ...it's rather rewarded, is it? 1249 00:59:34,250 --> 00:59:38,881 A little boy in a hat and glasses, singing his little heart out. 1250 00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:41,837 That's what wins prizes, I'm afraid. 1251 00:59:42,667 --> 00:59:44,214 Ah. 1252 00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:52,053 ♪ Could it be that Christmas has abandoned me? 1253 00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:54,219 (WILD CACKLING) 1254 00:59:56,083 --> 00:59:59,337 ♪ Cold and hungry, cold and hungry 1255 00:59:59,792 --> 01:00:02,796 ♪ Cold and hungry, cold and hungry 1256 01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:07,376 ♪ Cold and hungry, cold and hungry 1257 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:09,961 Merry Christmas. 1258 01:00:12,792 --> 01:00:17,002 Solo like that could really win you the competition, Roderick. 1259 01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:18,835 Really? 1260 01:00:18,917 --> 01:00:22,922 And they're definitely on after us in the running order, yes? 1261 01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:25,294 Yes, that's right. They are. 1262 01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:27,005 Interesting. 1263 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:31,048 DESMOND: Mr Peterson, it could go... 1264 01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:33,469 (SINGS MUSICAL PHRASE) 1265 01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:36,011 I'll just stop here for five minutes. 1266 01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:40,133 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are we stopping? We've got to go. 1267 01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:43,052 Listen. We need to properly talk about what we do next. 1268 01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:46,049 - What do you mean? - These children are cold and tired. 1269 01:00:46,125 --> 01:00:49,095 - The children are fine. - It'll be very dark very soon. 1270 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:52,250 And then we'll be stuck. Jessie and Pixie are passing out. 1271 01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:54,836 - Yeah. - Jessie and Pixie are my children. 1272 01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:58,547 - I know all about them! - Mr Poppy, they are not your children. 1273 01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:00,218 You're a classroom assistant 1274 01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:03,136 and you're not a very good classroom assistant 1275 01:01:03,208 --> 01:01:06,758 because you've led these children to the middle of nowhere and now what? 1276 01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:10,258 This is not a great big adventure. This is serious and we're in trouble. 1277 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:13,212 I'd like to think that you were gonna help us get out of here. 1278 01:01:13,292 --> 01:01:16,501 But, frankly, so far I've seen nothing but irresponsibility. 1279 01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:21,259 So grow up, stop behaving like a child, and help me to sort this out. 1280 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,173 Do you know who you sound like, Mr Peterson? 1281 01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:29,173 Your dad. 1282 01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:35,548 That is... 1283 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,344 I don't think I'll ever get a best friend. 1284 01:01:50,417 --> 01:01:51,714 I'll be your best friend. 1285 01:01:51,792 --> 01:01:53,760 But you'll just leave, like everyone else. 1286 01:01:53,833 --> 01:01:55,710 You'll leave school and move on. 1287 01:01:55,792 --> 01:01:59,217 I need a friend I can be with forever. A forever friend. 1288 01:01:59,292 --> 01:02:01,260 I'll be your friend forever. 1289 01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:03,335 - Really? - Yep. 1290 01:02:03,417 --> 01:02:04,919 Your best friend. 1291 01:02:09,542 --> 01:02:11,795 What's that, Mr Peterson? 1292 01:02:12,583 --> 01:02:16,008 Oh, it's just a little thing my mummy gave me, a long time ago. 1293 01:02:16,917 --> 01:02:20,000 That's my brother. We're twins. 1294 01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:22,962 He's got the other half. Well, at least he used to. 1295 01:02:23,042 --> 01:02:25,215 When you put it together, it makes a heart. 1296 01:02:25,917 --> 01:02:30,047 But we don't really see each other any more, me and my brother. No. 1297 01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:34,335 Did you have an argument like you just did with Mr Poppy? 1298 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:37,261 Not really an argument. We were just... 1299 01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:40,587 ...very different types of people. 1300 01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:44,546 I think you should say sorry to Mr Poppy. 1301 01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:49,344 Yeah, maybe I should. 1302 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,173 I'm not very good at saying sorry. 1303 01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:55,052 Come on, Mr Peterson. 1304 01:02:58,125 --> 01:02:59,593 Oh, all right. 1305 01:02:59,667 --> 01:03:01,669 Oh, shh. He's coming. 1306 01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:05,426 - I'm not speaking to him. - OK. 1307 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,502 I'm gonna do all my speaking through you. 1308 01:03:11,417 --> 01:03:15,172 Pixie has convinced me that perhaps I snapped a little, 1309 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,378 and I've come to apologise. 1310 01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:19,836 Tell Mr Peterson I've just had about enough 1311 01:03:19,917 --> 01:03:22,921 of him making promises and then breaking them. 1312 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:30,053 Mr Poppy's had enough of you promising promises and breaking promises. 1313 01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:32,127 It's not exactly what I said, but it'll do. 1314 01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:36,793 Pixie, can you convince Mr Poppy that I'm genuinely sorry? 1315 01:03:37,458 --> 01:03:41,759 Mr Peterson says that he's convenuinely sorry. 1316 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:44,844 Jessie, can you ask Mr Poppy where the baby is? 1317 01:03:44,917 --> 01:03:47,716 - Cleo, have you got the baby? - Yeah, but I gave it to Sadie. 1318 01:03:47,792 --> 01:03:50,215 - Sadie, have you got the baby. - I gave it to Elena. 1319 01:03:50,292 --> 01:03:52,340 - Who's got the baby? - Where is the baby? 1320 01:03:52,417 --> 01:03:55,011 - Where's the baby? - We can't have lost the baby. 1321 01:03:55,083 --> 01:03:57,177 - Baby! - (OTHERS CALL OUT) 1322 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:59,173 Mr Peterson, I'm really, really sorry. 1323 01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:02,834 I should never have taken the class, escaped from school, and got to... 1324 01:04:02,917 --> 01:04:04,919 Mr Poppy. That's not helping. 1325 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,219 Ba-by! 1326 01:04:12,292 --> 01:04:16,968 - Baby! - Ba-by! 1327 01:04:21,208 --> 01:04:22,835 Hey, Louise. 1328 01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:26,046 - You had us scared to death. - (BABY CRIES) 1329 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:28,502 Did you bring this baby today? 1330 01:04:28,583 --> 01:04:31,837 I just thought she'd like to be in the Song For Christmas. 1331 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,877 Oh, Louise. 1332 01:04:40,375 --> 01:04:41,843 Mr Peterson! 1333 01:04:41,917 --> 01:04:43,715 DONALD: Hey, look. 1334 01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:46,090 - Look, we've found her. - He's found the baby! 1335 01:04:46,167 --> 01:04:48,215 (BABY CRYING) 1336 01:04:49,167 --> 01:04:52,501 That's too high! Goodness sakes! 1337 01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:54,426 Shh. Mr Poppy. 1338 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:57,253 - We're in this mountain range here, yeah? - Yeah. 1339 01:04:57,333 --> 01:05:00,007 - The castle is just over that mountain. - Just over there. 1340 01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:03,383 - Well, we can't climb that mountain. - Yes, we can. 1341 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,131 Isn't there a way round the side? 1342 01:05:05,208 --> 01:05:08,052 We haven't got time to go around the side, Mr Peterson. 1343 01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:09,627 We're gonna have to go over. 1344 01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:12,507 ♪ Yes, we can climb the mountain 1345 01:05:12,583 --> 01:05:15,257 ♪ If we all share the load 1346 01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:19,634 ♪ Yes we can reach the summit at the end of the road 1347 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:22,927 ♪ If we lift our hearts to heaven 1348 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,423 ♪ And reach out for the stars 1349 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:28,003 ♪ Yes, we can climb the mountain 1350 01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:30,427 ♪ Cos the mountain is ours 1351 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:32,969 ♪ Let the white winter weather 1352 01:05:33,042 --> 01:05:35,545 ♪ Try and hinder our climb 1353 01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:37,093 ♪ Yes, we can climb the mountain 1354 01:05:38,208 --> 01:05:40,552 ♪ Because it's Christmas time 1355 01:05:40,625 --> 01:05:45,461 ♪ It's Christmas time 1356 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,385 I can see the castle! 1357 01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:49,335 (CHEERING) 1358 01:05:50,167 --> 01:05:51,885 Whoa. 1359 01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:54,677 Right, come on. Let's get back from the edge. 1360 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:58,084 Stay back, everyone. We've got to turn back. 1361 01:05:58,167 --> 01:05:59,965 We've got to go back the way we came. 1362 01:06:00,042 --> 01:06:03,012 - We can't go back. - Well, we can't fly off that. 1363 01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:07,167 - We've got to get to Song For Christmas. - We can't fly off the cliff! 1364 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:09,423 So we're not going to Song For Christmas? 1365 01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:13,209 - Please, Mr Peterson. - We can't... We can't fly. I'm sorry. 1366 01:06:13,292 --> 01:06:15,169 - Please, Mr Peterson. - Look... 1367 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:18,003 if you've got a way to get down this cliff, we can talk about it. 1368 01:06:18,083 --> 01:06:21,166 It's not about us having a way, is it, Mr Peterson? 1369 01:06:21,250 --> 01:06:22,968 You don't believe in any way we do, 1370 01:06:23,042 --> 01:06:25,511 because you're always down on everything I suggest. 1371 01:06:25,583 --> 01:06:29,508 - OK. Tell me how we're gonna do it. - I've got a rope, actually. 1372 01:06:29,583 --> 01:06:33,633 Look, do you really believe we can suspend 14 children, a baby and a donkey 1373 01:06:33,708 --> 01:06:35,426 off the side of this mountain? 1374 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:38,834 The problem is, Mr Peterson, is you don't believe we can. 1375 01:06:38,917 --> 01:06:41,545 - Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. - Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. 1376 01:06:41,792 --> 01:06:43,920 - Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. - Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. 1377 01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:47,216 - Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. - Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. 1378 01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:50,252 Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. 1379 01:06:52,792 --> 01:06:55,671 Tommy! Brilliant! 1380 01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:59,050 - Do you believe, Mr Peterson? - Not really. 1381 01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:01,253 - Oh! - But I'm willing to give it a go. 1382 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,631 - Don't push your luck. - Get the rope! 1383 01:07:05,917 --> 01:07:08,045 - You're fine. - This is awesome! 1384 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:10,844 Don't look down! 1385 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,547 That's it. 1386 01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:18,844 - Hold on to the rope. That's it. - Whoa! 1387 01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:20,339 Hold on. Steady. Steady. 1388 01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:22,260 DESMOND: Are you all right, Bill? 1389 01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:23,835 DONALD: Careful. 1390 01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:26,134 DESMOND: Careful! 1391 01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:31,252 Are you all right, Lucy? 1392 01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:34,882 - Get the rope. - Yeah, I've got it. No! 1393 01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:36,881 - Whoa! - (SHOUTING) 1394 01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:40,087 - DONALD: Don't let go! - (BRAYING) 1395 01:07:40,167 --> 01:07:41,965 - (BRAYING) - Concentrate on the rope! 1396 01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,420 - I'm communicating with the donkey. - It's heavy! 1397 01:07:48,917 --> 01:07:51,011 - Go, Tommy. - Steady. 1398 01:07:52,083 --> 01:07:54,632 - You're fine. - My whole strength. That's all I've got. 1399 01:07:54,708 --> 01:07:58,338 - Well, hold it tight. I'm losing grip. - I'm holding it tight. 1400 01:07:58,417 --> 01:08:00,920 DONALD: Whoa! Whoa! Tommy! 1401 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,422 Tommy! 1402 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:05,629 DONALD: Tommy, are you OK? Just hold on. 1403 01:08:05,708 --> 01:08:09,338 - Is everyone all right. CHILDREN: Yes. 1404 01:08:09,417 --> 01:08:10,885 - Tommy! - Just... 1405 01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:14,713 Just stay there. You're fine. Keep looking up. 1406 01:08:14,792 --> 01:08:16,920 You have to go down there, Mr Peterson. 1407 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,924 - I can't go down there. - You have to go down. 1408 01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:24,008 - Well, why can't you do it? - Because you're the teacher. 1409 01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:27,917 This is your moment, Mr Peterson. You've got to go down there. 1410 01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:31,170 I'll spot you. I'll hold the rope. 1411 01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:33,924 All right. All right, tie me off. Come on. 1412 01:08:34,958 --> 01:08:37,177 - Tommy! - DONALD: Everything's gonna be fine. 1413 01:08:41,125 --> 01:08:43,002 You can do it, Mr Peterson. All right? 1414 01:08:44,167 --> 01:08:47,046 Mr Peterson's coming down. 1415 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,298 Slowly. Slowly. 1416 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,173 Tommy, I'm nearly with you. 1417 01:08:59,292 --> 01:09:01,511 Tommy. It's gonna be all right. 1418 01:09:01,583 --> 01:09:03,210 Hang on in there. 1419 01:09:03,292 --> 01:09:05,010 OK, a bit lower. 1420 01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:06,551 That's it. 1421 01:09:07,542 --> 01:09:10,045 OK. Reach out. 1422 01:09:10,125 --> 01:09:12,253 Take my hand. Take my hand. 1423 01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:14,335 That's it. I've got you. 1424 01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:17,045 OK, I've got you. I've got you. You're not gonna fall. 1425 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:19,173 You're gonna be OK. All right? I've got you. 1426 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,218 I've got him! 1427 01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:24,426 (WHIRRING) 1428 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:26,093 What's that? 1429 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,970 Get their attention! It's a helicopter. 1430 01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:34,125 It's gonna be all right, Tommy. You're gonna be all right. 1431 01:09:34,208 --> 01:09:37,007 There they are! Straight down there! 1432 01:09:37,083 --> 01:09:39,427 We need to put a line down. 1433 01:09:40,458 --> 01:09:43,257 Hold on! Just hold on! 1434 01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:46,007 - Sarah! - Donald! 1435 01:09:46,083 --> 01:09:48,836 My wife! That's my wife! 1436 01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:50,464 I love you! 1437 01:09:50,542 --> 01:09:52,419 I love you too! 1438 01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:54,548 Grab hold! 1439 01:09:54,625 --> 01:09:57,549 You're gonna have to trust me and come with me. 1440 01:09:57,625 --> 01:10:01,334 Here it comes. One...two...three...go! 1441 01:10:06,417 --> 01:10:08,419 Grab hold! 1442 01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:15,177 Woo-how.! 1443 01:10:19,667 --> 01:10:21,761 Fly! 1444 01:10:24,042 --> 01:10:27,922 Mr Poppy, can I come down now, please? 1445 01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:40,584 I love you, Mr Peterson! 1446 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,344 (CHEERING) 1447 01:10:45,250 --> 01:10:47,719 - We did it! - (CHEERING) 1448 01:10:48,542 --> 01:10:50,761 Whoo! 1449 01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:53,131 - Right...to the castle! - (CHEERING) 1450 01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:56,966 And now please welcome to the stage 1451 01:10:57,042 --> 01:11:01,673 the voice of an angel- Miss Angel Matthews! 1452 01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:04,219 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) 1453 01:11:14,333 --> 01:11:15,960 Thank you. Thank you. 1454 01:11:16,042 --> 01:11:18,340 Hello. 1455 01:11:18,417 --> 01:11:21,842 Welcome to Castle Llawen and the event of the year - 1456 01:11:21,917 --> 01:11:23,669 A Song For Christmas. 1457 01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:25,923 - Stay close. Good evening. - Hi, there. 1458 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,334 I need to speak to St Bernadette's. I believe them to be here 1459 01:11:29,417 --> 01:11:32,045 and I believe there to be 14 abducted children and a baby. 1460 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,423 - I'm afraid they're not here. - I must look. 1461 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:36,548 - Excuse me. - I can't let you through, madam. 1462 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:39,469 - You have to let me through. - Unless you're registered... 1463 01:11:39,542 --> 01:11:41,715 This is a matter for the police unless you move. 1464 01:11:41,792 --> 01:11:43,669 Where's your tie? Smarten yourself up. 1465 01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:47,209 I didn't bring a tie, but I can't let you through, madam... 1466 01:11:47,292 --> 01:11:51,172 This year, as every year, we're looking for that special song 1467 01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:53,594 that embodies the spirit of Christmas. 1468 01:11:53,667 --> 01:11:56,170 I don't need to remind you of what the prizes are. 1469 01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:57,718 They are phenomenal. 1470 01:11:57,792 --> 01:11:59,465 £10,000. 1471 01:11:59,542 --> 01:12:02,546 A chance to record a record with United World Music 1472 01:12:02,625 --> 01:12:04,753 and also a shot at the Christmas number one - 1473 01:12:04,833 --> 01:12:06,335 and you can't put a price on that. 1474 01:12:06,417 --> 01:12:09,751 I know, cos I've had one. And a number seven the next year. 1475 01:12:09,833 --> 01:12:11,676 So without further ado, 1476 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:14,959 I would like to introduce to you our esteemed panel. 1477 01:12:15,042 --> 01:12:19,969 From the world of opera, Marina Scalachi, ladies and gentlemen. 1478 01:12:20,042 --> 01:12:23,046 From the West End stage, Fangella Robinson. 1479 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,834 Clark Dickinson, the CEO of United World Music. 1480 01:12:28,917 --> 01:12:33,252 He's the one writing the cheques. He's a lovely guy. Hey, Clark. 1481 01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:38,459 And Welsh Radio Personality Of The Year, Jay Dean. 1482 01:12:38,542 --> 01:12:40,419 We love you, Jay Dean. Don't we? 1483 01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:42,719 He's got a great personality. 1484 01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:50,838 So, first up, it's the Christmas Puddings singing Christmas ls For Crackers. 1485 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:53,261 (swmc; MUSIC) 1486 01:12:57,417 --> 01:13:00,591 ♪ Christmas is for crackers on the Christmas tree 1487 01:13:00,917 --> 01:13:04,376 ♪ Christmas is for kisses that you give to me 1488 01:13:04,458 --> 01:13:07,758 ♪ Christmas is the footprints in the fluffy snow 1489 01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:11,212 ♪ Christmas is the hanging of the mistletoe... 1490 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,260 - DESMOND: Mr Peterson? - Yeah? 1491 01:13:14,333 --> 01:13:17,917 You know that feeling when you're really looking forward to something 1492 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,550 and it finally happens and you feel a little tiny bit sick? 1493 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:27,585 Mr Poppy, don't get cold feet now. Not after everything we've been through. 1494 01:13:27,667 --> 01:13:29,169 We're here. We've made it. 1495 01:13:30,167 --> 01:13:33,546 ♪ It's a feeling you can't explain 1496 01:13:33,833 --> 01:13:36,837 ♪ Walking off your dinner down a frosty lane 1497 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:40,421 ♪ Singing a carol in the silent night 1498 01:13:40,667 --> 01:13:44,046 ♪ And back to stuff your super-sizing appetite... 1499 01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:46,677 - We're here for Song For Christmas. - St Bernadette's. 1500 01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:49,253 You've missed registration. The show has begun. 1501 01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:51,586 - The show can only just have begun. - Let us in! 1502 01:13:51,667 --> 01:13:54,011 We really wanna win Song For Christmas. 1503 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:56,256 I'm afraid the rules state no late entries. 1504 01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:58,836 - There's nothing I can do. I'm sorry. - Mr Peterson! 1505 01:13:58,917 --> 01:14:03,343 I've tied the donkey up outside and it's pooing all over the front steps! 1506 01:14:03,417 --> 01:14:05,590 Donkey? Poo? 1507 01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:11,209 Everybody, run. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 1508 01:14:11,292 --> 01:14:12,589 Quick! 1509 01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:21,212 ♪ Christmas is for Santa and for Christmas pud 1510 01:14:21,292 --> 01:14:24,466 ♪ Christmas is for laughter and for feeling good 1511 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:28,174 ♪ Christmas is the only time to fall in love 1512 01:14:28,417 --> 01:14:31,842 ♪ And that's why we call it merry Christmas 1513 01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:36,843 ♪ And that's why we call it merry Christmas 1514 01:14:36,917 --> 01:14:39,170 Merry Christmas, everybody! 1515 01:14:39,250 --> 01:14:40,467 (CHEERING) 1516 01:14:47,708 --> 01:14:50,757 - OK, come on. Come on. - Where do we go? That way or that way? 1517 01:14:50,833 --> 01:14:52,756 - SARAH: Oh, Donald! - Baby! 1518 01:14:53,708 --> 01:14:54,800 Whoa! 1519 01:14:57,292 --> 01:15:00,136 - Mrs Peterson! - Hey, hey, all right. All right. 1520 01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:02,552 - Desmond, thank you. - DESMOND: I saw you in the helicopter. 1521 01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:04,423 - How's the baby? - The baby's fine. 1522 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,673 I was so worried about you. 1523 01:15:06,750 --> 01:15:08,969 - (APPLAUSE IN BACKGROUND) - Quick! Come on. 1524 01:15:09,042 --> 01:15:11,044 Come on, everyone. This way. 1525 01:15:11,125 --> 01:15:13,002 - Guys, I've found this place. - Quick! 1526 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:14,926 Come on! You can get changed in here. 1527 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,503 - Brilliant. - Quick! Before they see us. 1528 01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:21,463 And now for something that's really gonna get you boppin'. 1529 01:15:21,542 --> 01:15:23,044 It's not my cup of tea, 1530 01:15:23,125 --> 01:15:24,843 but if you like Jason Bieber, 1531 01:15:24,917 --> 01:15:29,753 you're gonna love Lloyd And The Snowballs singing Snow Angel. 1532 01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:31,756 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1533 01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:33,926 ♪ Pickin' her up at eight 1534 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,128 ♪ Calls me from the telephone 1535 01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:38,131 ♪ Says she's gonna be late 1536 01:15:38,208 --> 01:15:40,176 ♪ Cos she can't get home 1537 01:15:40,250 --> 01:15:41,718 ♪ Blizzard's comin' in 1538 01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:44,051 ♪ White skies up above 1539 01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:46,048 ♪ Says she's all snowed in 1540 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,502 ♪ That's the end of love 1541 01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:49,927 ♪ Well, she's my snow angel 1542 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,343 ♪ Pure as the driven snow 1543 01:15:51,417 --> 01:15:54,011 ♪ Yes, she's my snow angel 1544 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:55,960 ♪ Come on, baby, let's go 1545 01:15:56,042 --> 01:15:58,044 ♪ Together we'll take things high 1546 01:15:58,125 --> 01:16:00,173 ♪ Run right through the sky 1547 01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:02,594 ♪ Snow angel 1548 01:16:02,667 --> 01:16:06,171 ♪ Be mine tonight... 1549 01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:08,969 You've got a few more places before you're due to go on. 1550 01:16:09,042 --> 01:16:10,635 - We're on the programme. - Yes. 1551 01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:14,338 - I feel sick. I don't want to do it. - I've got butterflies, Mr Poppy. 1552 01:16:14,417 --> 01:16:17,751 - Why have you got butterflies? - Cos I'm just so nervous and tense. 1553 01:16:19,667 --> 01:16:21,510 - Hey, everybody. - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1554 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:23,335 - Whoa. - Yes! 1555 01:16:23,417 --> 01:16:25,340 The luck's back. 1556 01:16:25,417 --> 01:16:28,136 ♪ Well, she's my snow angel 1557 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:29,460 ♪ Pure as the driven snow 1558 01:16:29,542 --> 01:16:32,045 ♪ Yeah, she's my snow angel 1559 01:16:32,125 --> 01:16:34,219 ♪ Come on, baby, let's go 1560 01:16:34,292 --> 01:16:36,090 ♪ Together we'll take things high 1561 01:16:36,167 --> 01:16:37,544 ♪ Run right through the sky... 1562 01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:43,383 Boys, we're going to entertain a slight alteration to our piece. 1563 01:16:43,458 --> 01:16:45,335 Are we going to cheat, Mr Peterson? 1564 01:16:45,667 --> 01:16:48,420 We do not cheat. We succeed. 1565 01:16:49,208 --> 01:16:53,588 ♪ Well, she's my snow angel ♪ Snow angel 1566 01:16:53,667 --> 01:16:56,011 ♪ She's my snow angel 1567 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:57,881 ♪ Snow angel 1568 01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:00,006 ♪ Together we'll take things high 1569 01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:01,926 ♪ Run right through the sky 1570 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,503 ♪ Snow angel 1571 01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:08,542 ♪ Be mine tonight 1572 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:10,630 (SQUEALING) 1573 01:17:17,792 --> 01:17:20,386 - What now? - Where are they? Where are my children? 1574 01:17:20,458 --> 01:17:21,926 I have no idea. Who are you? 1575 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:27,211 Where is Mr Poppy and the 14 children and the missing baby that you abducted? 1576 01:17:27,292 --> 01:17:29,090 - Anyone around? - Are they in there? 1577 01:17:29,167 --> 01:17:32,046 - Hello! Can someone help me here? - Can somebody call the police'? 1578 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,628 And next up, all the way from Ireland, 1579 01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:36,961 is An Irish Christmas 1580 01:17:37,042 --> 01:17:39,716 singing The Spirit Of The Trees. 1581 01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:43,711 - Madam, madam, please! - Get off me! 1582 01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:44,793 Oh! Oh! 1583 01:17:45,625 --> 01:17:46,922 (SHRIEKING) 1584 01:17:47,042 --> 01:17:48,510 It's all right. Sorry about this. 1585 01:17:48,917 --> 01:17:55,050 ♪ Snow, snow is falling 1586 01:17:55,125 --> 01:18:02,009 ♪ Over the hill 1587 01:18:02,375 --> 01:18:08,917 ♪ Snow, snow is falling 1588 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:16,669 ♪ Christmas is here 1589 01:18:23,083 --> 01:18:25,802 - Oh, what...? CHILDREN: Urgh! 1590 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,798 What's that stink? 1591 01:18:28,792 --> 01:18:30,044 Ohhh! 1592 01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:32,219 - DONALD: Is it? - Oh, yeah. 1593 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,427 Elena, can you give me your scarf? 1594 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:37,709 Mr Peterson, I'm going to go and find a little place to change her. 1595 01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:40,261 I'll be back in a minute. Do not move. 1596 01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:42,927 ♪ All must come and all must learn 1597 01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:45,711 ♪ Christmas will for 'er return 1598 01:18:45,792 --> 01:18:48,466 ♪ Christmas come, so bang the drum - (DRUMBEAT) 1599 01:18:48,833 --> 01:18:51,507 ♪ Christmas is here 1600 01:18:51,583 --> 01:18:53,210 (DRUMMING) 1601 01:18:59,375 --> 01:19:00,501 Hey! 1602 01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:02,677 Go on, boys. 1603 01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:05,502 - Mr Peterson. - Yes? 1604 01:19:05,583 --> 01:19:07,085 It's OK, I've changed her. 1605 01:19:07,167 --> 01:19:09,010 Ha! What are you doing? 1606 01:19:09,417 --> 01:19:10,919 You look ridiculous. 1607 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,217 Why are you wearing that? 1608 01:19:12,292 --> 01:19:14,010 Because I'm about to step on stage. 1609 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:15,710 - About to go on stage now? - Of course. 1610 01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:18,136 God. You take the baby. I'll go and get the children. 1611 01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:20,131 - I'll be two seconds. - (BABY CRIES) 1612 01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:26,468 ♪ Bells ring out - (BELLS) 1613 01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:28,927 ♪ Bells ring out - (BELLS) 1614 01:19:29,208 --> 01:19:31,802 ♪ Christmas joy is here 1615 01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:35,176 (DRUMMING) 1616 01:19:40,458 --> 01:19:42,506 Hey! 1617 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:47,844 How did you get up here so quickly? 1618 01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:49,590 I've been up here learning the song. 1619 01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:52,216 You looked better with the dicky bow and smart suit. 1620 01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:53,839 I've been up here the whole time. 1621 01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:55,544 What have you done with the baby? 1622 01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:58,003 I gave the baby to you. 1623 01:19:58,375 --> 01:19:59,843 No. 1624 01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:02,127 BOTH: Roderick! 1625 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:04,130 DONALD: Right, we've got to save the baby. 1626 01:20:04,208 --> 01:20:06,427 We've got to save the baby right now. 1627 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:08,594 ♪ Go, fairies 1628 01:20:11,375 --> 01:20:12,922 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1629 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,798 ♪ Christmas fairies 1630 01:20:15,208 --> 01:20:17,302 ♪ Come here to me 1631 01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:19,881 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1632 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,718 ♪ Go, fairies 1633 01:20:21,792 --> 01:20:24,011 ♪ Come to me, you pretty things 1634 01:20:24,083 --> 01:20:26,677 ♪ And let me ride your fairy wings 1635 01:20:26,792 --> 01:20:28,840 ♪ Give me wishes all night long 1636 01:20:28,917 --> 01:20:31,340 ♪ And sing to me your fairy song 1637 01:20:31,417 --> 01:20:33,044 Oh, oh, oh, Mrs Bevan! 1638 01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:34,502 Get away, you! 1639 01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:36,802 Changed your clothes again, have you, smarty pants? 1640 01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:38,218 That's his twin Roderick. 1641 01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:40,294 I'll explain everything very soon, I promise. 1642 01:20:40,375 --> 01:20:42,377 We've got to find Roderick and the baby. 1643 01:20:42,458 --> 01:20:43,459 Wait. 1644 01:20:43,542 --> 01:20:47,001 - Can you just tell me off after the show? - Desmond, stop it! 1645 01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:51,463 I may not have any children of my own but you are the nearest thing 1646 01:20:51,542 --> 01:20:52,839 and I've missed you 1647 01:20:52,917 --> 01:20:55,011 and I love you. 1648 01:20:55,208 --> 01:20:57,302 Oh! 1649 01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:59,802 Thanks, Auntie Pat. 1650 01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:01,092 ♪ Wishes, wishes 1651 01:21:01,167 --> 01:21:02,384 ♪ Little fairy wishes 1652 01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:04,586 ♪ We can give you all our tiny kisses 1653 01:21:04,667 --> 01:21:05,919 ♪ Wishes, wishes 1654 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,468 ♪ Little fairy spell 1655 01:21:07,542 --> 01:21:10,295 ♪ Put you in our Christmas wishing well 1656 01:21:16,667 --> 01:21:18,761 That's our baby. 1657 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:20,918 Thank you. 1658 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,798 What a lovely surprise. 1659 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,627 What are you doing here? 1660 01:21:27,167 --> 01:21:30,137 Well, right now I'm just recovering the baby you kidnapped. 1661 01:21:32,708 --> 01:21:34,085 You've got the baby. 1662 01:21:34,167 --> 01:21:35,965 Whoa! 1663 01:21:36,042 --> 01:21:38,261 We're taking that baby back now. 1664 01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:42,460 Apparently the judges are rather tempted by that kind of mawkish sentimentality. 1665 01:21:42,667 --> 01:21:44,886 This is not your baby and you're not taking it from us. 1666 01:21:44,958 --> 01:21:48,588 Donald, I can take anything I want from you. Give me the baby. 1667 01:21:48,667 --> 01:21:50,840 - Boys. - No, no. No, you're not. 1668 01:21:50,917 --> 01:21:53,716 - Don't try and intimidate us... - I'm not moving. 1669 01:21:53,833 --> 01:21:55,756 - ..With a dead eye. - Take the baby. 1670 01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:57,005 Get back! 1671 01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:59,586 ♪ Give me your number, call me, little fairy 1672 01:21:59,667 --> 01:22:02,090 ♪ You don't get our number, we're too wary 1673 01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:04,590 ♪ Give me your number, you look good 1674 01:22:04,667 --> 01:22:06,635 ♪ Fairies don't give numbers to boyz in the hood 1675 01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:09,587 ♪ Yeah ♪ Come to me, you pretty things... 1676 01:22:09,667 --> 01:22:12,136 - Lock them in. ♪ And let me ride your fairy wings 1677 01:22:12,208 --> 01:22:14,552 ♪ Give me wishes all night long 1678 01:22:14,625 --> 01:22:17,048 ♪ And sing to me your fairy song 1679 01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:19,340 ♪ Go fairies 1680 01:22:20,417 --> 01:22:21,589 (CHEERING) 1681 01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:27,380 Let us out! Let us out! Hey! 1682 01:22:27,458 --> 01:22:30,132 - Merry Christmas, darling brother. - DONALD: Roderick! 1683 01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:32,427 Roderick. 1684 01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:35,969 Can I help you? 1685 01:22:36,958 --> 01:22:42,135 Christmas is a time when we all start to think about the real meaning of Advent. 1686 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,377 Chocolates on the calendar. 1687 01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:47,211 Last-minute shopping on the internet. 1688 01:22:47,292 --> 01:22:50,375 Little boys and girls looking out of the window, 1689 01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:53,382 wondering if Santa's going to bring them that toy 1690 01:22:53,458 --> 01:22:56,428 they've been wanting all year round. 1691 01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:59,219 So now, without further ado... 1692 01:22:59,292 --> 01:23:01,420 Bring it up, bring it up. 1693 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:06,757 ...I would like to introduce to you Shane and the Calendar Girls 1694 01:23:06,833 --> 01:23:10,007 singing Counting Down For Christmas. 1695 01:23:10,292 --> 01:23:12,340 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) 1696 01:23:14,833 --> 01:23:17,586 You can keep your peace on Earth. 1697 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:21,174 You can keep your holy birth. 1698 01:23:22,375 --> 01:23:24,173 Keep your frankincense and myrrh. 1699 01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,927 Christmas cheer...what's that worth? 1700 01:23:29,417 --> 01:23:32,091 I want something I can use. 1701 01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:35,466 Designer clothes or groovy shoes. 1702 01:23:36,292 --> 01:23:39,717 I want diamonds big and rough. 1703 01:23:39,792 --> 01:23:46,710 ♪ All I want is Christmas stuff 1704 01:23:49,042 --> 01:23:52,012 ♪ Counting down to Christmas every day 1705 01:23:52,375 --> 01:23:54,878 ♪ 24 windows to go 1706 01:23:55,792 --> 01:23:58,716 ♪ Hoping that we're going to get stuff, ho,ho,ho 1707 01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:01,461 ♪ Holding out for Santa, ho, ho, ho 1708 01:24:02,292 --> 01:24:05,216 ♪ Counting down to Christmas all the way 1709 01:24:05,292 --> 01:24:07,966 ♪ Feeling kind of glad I'm alive 1710 01:24:08,458 --> 01:24:11,052 ♪ Waiting for my stuff to arrive 1711 01:24:11,625 --> 01:24:14,595 ♪ Hope I get a fast car I can drive 1712 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:18,257 ♪ You can keep your peace on Earth - (SHOUTING) 1713 01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:21,382 ♪ You can keep your holy birth 1714 01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:24,428 ♪ Keep your frankincense and myrrh 1715 01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:27,800 ♪ I want something with some worth 1716 01:24:28,167 --> 01:24:31,091 ♪ I want diamonds big and rough 1717 01:24:31,167 --> 01:24:34,216 ♪ Never stop, it's not enough 1718 01:24:34,292 --> 01:24:37,922 ♪ All I want for Christmas 1719 01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:42,713 ♪ ls Christmas stuff 1720 01:24:42,792 --> 01:24:44,840 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1721 01:24:45,208 --> 01:24:47,336 ♪ Oh, oh 1722 01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:52,460 Merry Christmas, everybody. 1723 01:24:55,583 --> 01:24:57,836 Oh, that was wonderful. Well done. 1724 01:24:57,917 --> 01:25:00,511 That's lovely. Aw. 1725 01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:02,335 Well, no-one likes a show-off, do they? 1726 01:25:02,417 --> 01:25:06,422 So, it is with great pleasure and humility 1727 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,252 that I introduce to you 1728 01:25:08,333 --> 01:25:11,963 a choir that is in my opinion the best choir on the stage tonight. 1729 01:25:12,042 --> 01:25:13,635 St Cuthbert's. 1730 01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:16,791 They are singing Peace And Joy. 1731 01:25:17,417 --> 01:25:19,511 Enjoy. 1732 01:25:23,292 --> 01:25:25,386 ♪ Hear the good news 1733 01:25:25,458 --> 01:25:27,426 ♪ Sent from on high 1734 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:29,594 ♪ Glory to God 1735 01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:32,011 ♪ A new king is nigh 1736 01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:36,259 ♪ We celebrate with peace and joy ♪ The coming of a baby boy 1737 01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:39,883 ♪ We celebrate ♪ A light across the world 1738 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:44,133 ♪ Rejoice, rejoice, our hearts are strong ♪ A saviour born to hear our song 1739 01:25:44,208 --> 01:25:48,042 ♪ To right the rights of all that's wrong ♪ A joy across the world 1740 01:25:48,125 --> 01:25:49,672 ♪ Joy of JOY 1741 01:25:50,083 --> 01:25:51,585 (SHOUTING) 1742 01:25:52,667 --> 01:25:53,964 ♪ King of kings 1743 01:25:54,042 --> 01:25:55,544 (SCREAMING) 1744 01:25:56,542 --> 01:25:57,964 ♪ Peace and joy 1745 01:25:58,042 --> 01:25:59,794 - (SCREAMING) ♪ Peace and joy 1746 01:26:00,458 --> 01:26:01,835 ♪ JOY! Joy! 1747 01:26:02,292 --> 01:26:04,215 ♪ JOY! Joy! 1748 01:26:04,292 --> 01:26:06,920 ♪ Joy! 1749 01:26:13,375 --> 01:26:18,632 SOLO: ♪ Where is Christmas? 1750 01:26:19,167 --> 01:26:23,968 ♪ Hiding underneath the tree? - That's my song. 1751 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,547 That... That's... 1752 01:26:25,625 --> 01:26:30,426 ♪ Christmas is coming to everyone but me 1753 01:26:30,875 --> 01:26:36,712 WHOLE CHOIR: ♪ Where is Christmas? 1754 01:26:36,792 --> 01:26:38,715 (MUTTERS) 1755 01:26:38,792 --> 01:26:41,796 ♪ Where is she? 1756 01:26:42,625 --> 01:26:48,837 ♪ Can it be that Christmas has abandoned me? 1757 01:26:49,375 --> 01:26:51,127 ♪ Joy of JOY 1758 01:26:51,208 --> 01:26:53,336 ♪ Joy of JOY 1759 01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:55,135 ♪ King of kings 1760 01:26:55,208 --> 01:26:57,051 ♪ King of kings 1761 01:26:57,125 --> 01:26:58,968 ♪ Peace and joy 1762 01:26:59,042 --> 01:27:01,044 ♪ Peace and joy 1763 01:27:01,667 --> 01:27:02,964 ♪ JOY! Joy! 1764 01:27:03,375 --> 01:27:04,922 ♪ JOY! Joy! 1765 01:27:05,458 --> 01:27:07,802 ♪ Joy! 1766 01:27:08,792 --> 01:27:10,510 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1767 01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:14,176 (BOOING) 1768 01:27:15,292 --> 01:27:17,715 Wow, wow, wow! 1769 01:27:17,792 --> 01:27:19,715 Or in other words, game over. 1770 01:27:20,250 --> 01:27:22,719 Roderick Peterson OBE. 1771 01:27:22,792 --> 01:27:24,465 (CHEERING) 1772 01:27:24,542 --> 01:27:25,964 Mr Shakespeare! 1773 01:27:26,792 --> 01:27:27,964 Mr Shakespeare! 1774 01:27:28,875 --> 01:27:31,253 Mr Poppy, they've stolen my song! 1775 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:32,960 St Cuthbert's locked us in here! 1776 01:27:33,042 --> 01:27:35,044 Look, we can't get out. Could you let us out? 1777 01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:38,208 So, without further ado, I'd like to introduce the next act. 1778 01:27:38,292 --> 01:27:41,796 Though I'm not sure there's much point in them coming out on stage after that. 1779 01:27:42,667 --> 01:27:44,840 Stay in your dressing rooms. (LAUGHS) 1780 01:27:44,917 --> 01:27:46,260 No, I'm only joking. 1781 01:27:46,708 --> 01:27:49,336 All the way from Coventry, it's St Bernadette's. 1782 01:27:49,417 --> 01:27:52,136 (CHEERING) 1783 01:27:54,125 --> 01:27:57,049 I'm sorry. Actually, they have been disqualified. 1784 01:27:59,042 --> 01:28:01,010 You've been disqualified. How did that happen? 1785 01:28:01,083 --> 01:28:04,053 Um, it's Oakmoor Choir, 1786 01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:06,719 singing A Dickens Christmas. 1787 01:28:06,792 --> 01:28:07,918 Follow that! 1788 01:28:11,708 --> 01:28:15,087 You can be Oakmoor. Pretend to be us. Take out place. 1789 01:28:15,167 --> 01:28:17,511 Just go on there. Just beat that Roderick! 1790 01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:18,884 Hideous man. 1791 01:28:18,958 --> 01:28:21,711 Yeah, we'll beat him. Push us on. 1792 01:28:21,792 --> 01:28:25,296 Come on, guys. It's Shakespeare's Globe! 1793 01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:26,717 Yes! 1794 01:28:36,417 --> 01:28:37,509 (CHEERING) 1795 01:28:41,583 --> 01:28:45,463 ♪ Used to be afraid of my own shadow 1796 01:28:46,625 --> 01:28:51,381 ♪ Used to think I'd never make the grade 1797 01:28:51,458 --> 01:28:54,007 ♪ Too scared to even dream the dream 1798 01:28:54,083 --> 01:28:56,506 ♪ Unsure of everything it means 1799 01:28:56,583 --> 01:29:00,884 ♪ But now my hopes are high, my life has changed 1800 01:29:01,375 --> 01:29:06,302 ♪ So bring on all your distant horizons 1801 01:29:06,583 --> 01:29:11,089 ♪ Make your climb just as steep as the skies 1802 01:29:11,708 --> 01:29:16,544 ♪ Yes, we can climb the mountain if we all share the load 1803 01:29:16,792 --> 01:29:21,593 ♪ Yes, we can reach the summit at the end of the road 1804 01:29:21,958 --> 01:29:24,711 ♪ If we lift our hearts to heaven 1805 01:29:24,792 --> 01:29:26,840 ♪ And reach out for the stars 1806 01:29:26,917 --> 01:29:31,878 ♪ Yes, we can climb the mountain cos the mountain is ours 1807 01:29:31,958 --> 01:29:35,007 ♪ The mountain is ours 1808 01:29:35,583 --> 01:29:37,881 ♪ Yes, we can, I'm sure we can 1809 01:29:37,958 --> 01:29:42,008 ♪ Never had too much belief in Christmas 1810 01:29:43,042 --> 01:29:47,798 ♪ Never had a Christmas wish come true 1811 01:29:48,417 --> 01:29:53,378 ♪ Never quite believed in why a baby born into a sty 1812 01:29:53,458 --> 01:29:56,962 ♪ Should have a thing to do with me or you 1813 01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:02,801 ♪ But now I feel the magic around me 1814 01:30:03,625 --> 01:30:08,381 ♪ And the stars shining down light the way 1815 01:30:08,458 --> 01:30:13,294 ♪ Yes, we can feel the loving and the hope on the way 1816 01:30:13,375 --> 01:30:18,211 ♪ Yes, we can keep on climbing till the end of the day 1817 01:30:18,583 --> 01:30:23,714 ♪ Let the white winter weather try and hinder our climb 1818 01:30:23,792 --> 01:30:28,719 ♪ Yes, we can climb the mountain because it's Christmas time 1819 01:30:28,792 --> 01:30:31,420 ♪ It's Christmas time 1820 01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:33,423 (CHEERING) 1821 01:30:34,875 --> 01:30:37,128 (CHANTING) 1822 01:30:40,125 --> 01:30:44,551 ♪ This is our last Christmas together 1823 01:30:45,125 --> 01:30:50,052 ♪ We're going to make it last for ever 1824 01:30:50,125 --> 01:30:56,918 ♪ But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay 1825 01:30:57,000 --> 01:31:00,300 ♪ He was born in the hay 1826 01:31:00,583 --> 01:31:05,760 ♪ You want your big Christmas Day 1827 01:31:05,833 --> 01:31:10,293 ♪ You want your Santa and sleigh 1828 01:31:10,792 --> 01:31:17,255 ♪ But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay 1829 01:31:17,333 --> 01:31:20,542 ♪ He was born in the hay 1830 01:31:20,625 --> 01:31:22,719 Come on, Oakmoor, unzip the back. 1831 01:31:22,792 --> 01:31:24,920 One, two, three, four! 1832 01:31:33,417 --> 01:31:36,876 ♪ Christmas tinsel and jingle bells 1833 01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:39,211 ♪ Presents beneath the tree 1834 01:31:39,292 --> 01:31:41,511 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1835 01:31:41,583 --> 01:31:44,086 ♪ Father Christmas and his little elves 1836 01:31:44,167 --> 01:31:48,502 ♪ Making stuff for you and stuff for me 1837 01:31:49,417 --> 01:31:52,091 ♪ Christmas magic, it wouldn't exist 1838 01:31:52,167 --> 01:31:57,128 ♪ A reindeer in the snow, no,no,no,no 1839 01:31:57,208 --> 01:32:00,052 ♪ if Angel Gaby hadn't tried to resist 1840 01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:04,130 ♪ On something only he could know 1841 01:32:04,208 --> 01:32:08,133 ♪ You want your big Christmas Day 1842 01:32:08,208 --> 01:32:12,133 ♪ You want your Santa and sleigh 1843 01:32:12,208 --> 01:32:17,385 ♪ But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay 1844 01:32:17,458 --> 01:32:19,927 ♪ He was born in the hay 1845 01:32:20,667 --> 01:32:22,795 ♪ Danger danger in the manger 1846 01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:24,718 ♪ Don't give baby to a stranger 1847 01:32:24,792 --> 01:32:28,376 ♪ Nasty Herod on his way, hide the baby in the hay 1848 01:32:28,458 --> 01:32:30,631 ♪ Don't be a sheep, just be a King 1849 01:32:31,417 --> 01:32:35,126 ♪ You want your big Christmas Day 1850 01:32:35,208 --> 01:32:39,338 ♪ You want your Santa and sleigh 1851 01:32:39,417 --> 01:32:44,298 ♪ But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay 1852 01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:46,844 ♪ He was born in the hay 1853 01:32:48,583 --> 01:32:51,006 ♪ He was born in the hay 1854 01:32:52,625 --> 01:32:53,922 ♪ He was born in the... 1855 01:32:54,458 --> 01:32:59,419 ♪ He was born in the hay 1856 01:33:01,083 --> 01:33:02,881 (WILD CHEERING) 1857 01:33:15,583 --> 01:33:17,802 I've got it! I've got it! 1858 01:33:17,875 --> 01:33:20,173 Congratulations! (SQUEALS) 1859 01:33:20,250 --> 01:33:21,376 Congratulations! 1860 01:33:21,458 --> 01:33:24,632 - Yay! Oh, baby! - You were amazing! 1861 01:33:24,708 --> 01:33:26,381 - VVhOO-FIOOJWOO-FIOO! - All right. 1862 01:33:26,458 --> 01:33:28,176 Brilliant, wasn't it! 1863 01:33:28,250 --> 01:33:31,925 For the last few hours, we've been trying to find you, you stupid boy. 1864 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:35,800 We did an encore. I don't know if you saw that, big man. 1865 01:33:35,875 --> 01:33:38,958 - But we did an encore out there. - Who is this village idiot? 1866 01:33:39,042 --> 01:33:41,636 This is Mr Poppy, and he's the one who wrote the song. 1867 01:33:41,708 --> 01:33:43,381 Oh, really? Is that what you call it? 1868 01:33:43,458 --> 01:33:46,211 Which one? The first or the second? Cos we did two. 1869 01:33:46,292 --> 01:33:48,590 Yeah, we did... (LAUGHS) 1870 01:33:49,375 --> 01:33:51,343 We're still going to win the competition. 1871 01:33:51,417 --> 01:33:53,511 You know what'? Oh, I'm sure you are gonna win. 1872 01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:57,963 And I hope you take the prize and I hope you shove it up your nose! 1873 01:33:58,042 --> 01:34:00,841 We went out there and had fun! 1874 01:34:00,917 --> 01:34:03,670 And that might not be important to you, Roderick, 1875 01:34:03,750 --> 01:34:08,927 and it might not add up to all your OBEs, and all your reviews in newspapers, 1876 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:11,924 and all your international prizes, 1877 01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:14,970 but having fun is pretty blooming important! 1878 01:34:15,042 --> 01:34:17,761 There is no need to be so patronising to your brother. 1879 01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:20,300 Shut up! 1880 01:34:20,583 --> 01:34:23,211 How dare you speak to your father like that?! 1881 01:34:23,292 --> 01:34:29,174 I dare! I dare to tell you to shut up! And you! 1882 01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:31,298 - Both of you. - Can I have a go? 1883 01:34:31,375 --> 01:34:33,673 - Yeah, go on. - Shut up! 1884 01:34:33,750 --> 01:34:36,959 - And you shut up. - I don't need you any more. 1885 01:34:37,208 --> 01:34:40,337 I've got a proper family now. Look. And a baby on the way. 1886 01:34:40,417 --> 01:34:42,010 This is my family. 1887 01:34:42,083 --> 01:34:44,962 Yeah. Yeah. And he's my family. 1888 01:34:45,250 --> 01:34:49,505 This... This stupid, crazy man dressed like a star 1889 01:34:49,583 --> 01:34:53,417 who talks nonsense and drives buses that swim 1890 01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:55,798 and gets us stranded on mountains 1891 01:34:55,875 --> 01:34:57,798 and nearly drowns me in a river. 1892 01:34:57,875 --> 01:35:03,632 He, in one day, has been more of a brother to me than you have ever been! 1893 01:35:03,708 --> 01:35:05,585 Can you please keep your voices down! 1894 01:35:05,667 --> 01:35:07,669 Oh, you can shut up, too! 1895 01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:09,548 Roderick, what's going on here? 1896 01:35:09,625 --> 01:35:11,627 Angel, you'll have to call security. 1897 01:35:11,708 --> 01:35:14,177 They have been disqualified and are refusing to leave. 1898 01:35:14,250 --> 01:35:17,504 - Right, right. Rhys, Rhys. - DONALD: No! No! (GIBBERING) 1899 01:35:17,583 --> 01:35:18,880 Jahh! 1900 01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:21,381 Don't bother calling security. 1901 01:35:21,458 --> 01:35:26,464 We're leaving, very happily, with dignity and our heads held high. 1902 01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:30,132 Good night, good luck, merry Christmas, 1903 01:35:30,208 --> 01:35:31,710 thank you very much. 1904 01:35:31,792 --> 01:35:35,592 As of now, you are officially banned from the building. 1905 01:35:35,667 --> 01:35:37,715 If you are found, you will be arrested. 1906 01:35:37,792 --> 01:35:39,590 MR PETERSON: Get out of the way! 1907 01:35:39,667 --> 01:35:42,011 Can I just say lam a huge fan of your work. 1908 01:35:42,083 --> 01:35:44,802 - Can I get an autograph? - Go on, then. Have you got a pen? 1909 01:35:44,875 --> 01:35:46,593 - Have you got a pen? - POPPY! 1910 01:35:46,667 --> 01:35:48,169 I can post it. 1911 01:35:48,875 --> 01:35:51,173 Cheer up, it's Christmas! 1912 01:35:54,625 --> 01:35:56,627 I'm gonna need a jab. 1913 01:36:00,542 --> 01:36:03,842 OK, so what an evening it's been, ladies and gentlemen. 1914 01:36:03,917 --> 01:36:06,670 What an evening. But now the moment of truth. 1915 01:36:07,125 --> 01:36:09,219 It's make-your-mind-up-time, judges. 1916 01:36:09,292 --> 01:36:12,375 So while they come to the final - 1917 01:36:12,458 --> 01:36:16,133 and what some people feel foregone - conclusion, 1918 01:36:16,208 --> 01:36:17,960 I'd like to share something with you. 1919 01:36:18,417 --> 01:36:22,547 Tonight, something very special has happened here on the stage... 1920 01:36:22,875 --> 01:36:27,927 ...and something very special has happened here...in my heart. 1921 01:36:29,917 --> 01:36:31,544 And that's the spirit of Christmas. 1922 01:36:31,833 --> 01:36:33,961 We love you, Angel! 1923 01:36:38,625 --> 01:36:40,969 ♪ O, holy night 1924 01:36:41,042 --> 01:36:45,047 ♪ The stars are brightly shining... 1925 01:36:45,917 --> 01:36:47,385 - Oh! - You all right? 1926 01:36:47,458 --> 01:36:48,926 - No, it's another one. - Really? 1927 01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:50,092 Yes. 1928 01:36:53,125 --> 01:36:55,344 Here we go. Good donkey. Good donkey. 1929 01:36:55,417 --> 01:36:56,634 That's it. 1930 01:36:56,708 --> 01:37:00,633 ♪ In sin and error pining 1931 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:03,048 ♪ Till he appeared 1932 01:37:03,125 --> 01:37:07,460 ♪ And the soul felt its worth 1933 01:37:08,542 --> 01:37:12,126 ♪ A thrill of hope... - DESMOND: Follow me, everybody! 1934 01:37:12,208 --> 01:37:15,667 ♪ The weary world rejoices 1935 01:37:15,750 --> 01:37:19,300 ♪ As yonder breaks... - Look! A barn. 1936 01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:22,709 ♪ A new and glorious morn 1937 01:37:22,792 --> 01:37:28,879 ♪ Fall on your knees 1938 01:37:28,958 --> 01:37:30,380 Breathe. 1939 01:37:30,458 --> 01:37:35,919 ♪ Oh, hear the angel voices 1940 01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:38,719 - (GROANS) ♪ Oh, night 1941 01:37:39,375 --> 01:37:42,219 ♪ Divine... 1942 01:37:42,292 --> 01:37:44,590 Go on! Get in there! 1943 01:37:44,667 --> 01:37:46,840 - Roll the sleeves up! - I can't do this. 1944 01:37:46,917 --> 01:37:48,590 Watch off. 1945 01:37:48,667 --> 01:37:49,964 - I'm going in. - No. 1946 01:37:50,042 --> 01:37:52,886 - Fine. - No, you're not. Get back here. 1947 01:37:53,417 --> 01:37:56,717 ♪ Divine 1948 01:37:57,375 --> 01:38:00,345 ♪ Oh, night... - One, two, three... 1949 01:38:00,417 --> 01:38:03,261 Push! That's it! 1950 01:38:04,083 --> 01:38:07,792 - Oh, here it comes. Here it comes. - (BABY CRYING) 1951 01:38:07,875 --> 01:38:11,880 ♪ Of faith serenely beaming 1952 01:38:12,208 --> 01:38:18,045 ♪ With glowing hearts by his cradle we stand 1953 01:38:20,292 --> 01:38:23,091 ♪ O'er the world 1954 01:38:23,167 --> 01:38:26,671 ♪ A star is sweetly gleaming... - What's wrong'? 1955 01:38:26,750 --> 01:38:30,300 - Something's happening. ♪ Now come the wise men 1956 01:38:30,375 --> 01:38:34,801 ♪ From out the Orient land... 1957 01:38:34,875 --> 01:38:37,298 - The baby's nearly there. Come on. - OK. 1958 01:38:37,375 --> 01:38:39,628 Come on, you can do it. I believe in you. 1959 01:38:39,708 --> 01:38:42,678 ♪ Lay thus lowly manger 1960 01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:46,175 - (SARAH GROANS) ♪ In all our trials 1961 01:38:46,250 --> 01:38:49,220 ♪ Born to be our friends - Oh! 1962 01:38:49,750 --> 01:38:54,210 ♪ He knows our need... - (BABY CRYING) 1963 01:38:54,292 --> 01:38:55,794 There's your mummy. 1964 01:38:56,625 --> 01:39:00,755 ♪ Our weakness is no stranger 1965 01:39:03,375 --> 01:39:07,005 ♪ O, night divine 1966 01:39:09,500 --> 01:39:16,042 ♪ The night when Christ was born 1967 01:39:17,375 --> 01:39:19,924 ♪ O, night... 1968 01:39:20,667 --> 01:39:23,170 Two of them? 1969 01:39:25,208 --> 01:39:27,927 ♪ The night... - Come on in, Granddad. 1970 01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:30,879 This is amazing. Amazing. 1971 01:39:31,583 --> 01:39:33,506 Look, here's your granddad. 1972 01:39:34,958 --> 01:39:37,711 I'm really proud of you, Donald. Really proud. 1973 01:39:37,792 --> 01:39:39,544 (BABY CRYING) 1974 01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,468 (MUSIC ENDS) 1975 01:39:42,542 --> 01:39:45,011 (CHEERING) 1976 01:39:51,083 --> 01:39:54,257 And now comes the moment we've all been waiting for - 1977 01:39:54,500 --> 01:39:56,218 to crown the winners... 1978 01:39:56,875 --> 01:39:58,627 ...ofA Song For Christmas. 1979 01:39:58,708 --> 01:40:01,882 Rhys, I'm so excited. I can't wait. 1980 01:40:03,083 --> 01:40:04,630 Right, thank you. 1981 01:40:04,708 --> 01:40:05,755 And... 1982 01:40:06,708 --> 01:40:09,507 - ..the winners are... - (DRUM ROLL) 1983 01:40:13,125 --> 01:40:14,923 St Cuth... 1984 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:16,547 Oakmoor! 1985 01:40:16,625 --> 01:40:18,218 - (GASPS) - That's right? 1986 01:40:18,292 --> 01:40:20,420 Right, Oakmoor, ladies and gentlemen. 1987 01:40:20,500 --> 01:40:22,377 (LAUGHS) Get out of the way! 1988 01:40:25,250 --> 01:40:27,878 - It wasn't even our song, sir. - Shh. It doesn't matter. 1989 01:40:27,958 --> 01:40:32,088 Shut up. We've won. Yay! 1990 01:40:33,625 --> 01:40:35,798 I've won. 1991 01:40:35,875 --> 01:40:37,673 Yes! 1992 01:40:38,667 --> 01:40:40,465 I've won! 1993 01:40:40,542 --> 01:40:42,715 I've won! Whoo! 1994 01:40:44,833 --> 01:40:47,382 DONALD: And so, on that magical night, 1995 01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:50,428 under the stars, in a tumbledown barn, 1996 01:40:50,500 --> 01:40:53,003 the miracle of Christmas happened to me. 1997 01:40:54,292 --> 01:40:55,669 And, just as I'd hoped, 1998 01:40:55,917 --> 01:41:00,377 it really was the best Christmas ever. 1999 01:41:00,458 --> 01:41:04,543 ♪ Peace falls over the valley 2000 01:41:05,375 --> 01:41:09,334 ♪ Hearts are lifted with love 2001 01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:16,838 ♪ Joy falls into our lives like a star from above in the valley 2002 01:41:20,458 --> 01:41:23,792 ♪ Everybody all over the world 2003 01:41:23,875 --> 01:41:27,675 ♪ Are you feeling this feeling tonight? - Roddy. 2004 01:41:27,750 --> 01:41:29,593 Donald. 2005 01:41:31,167 --> 01:41:33,340 Well, it seems congratulations are in order. 2006 01:41:33,417 --> 01:41:35,545 Yeah. Thank you. 2007 01:41:35,792 --> 01:41:37,965 And you're an uncle. (LAUGHS) 2008 01:41:38,917 --> 01:41:40,965 Yes. Yes, I am. 2009 01:41:41,625 --> 01:41:43,172 Twin boys. 2010 01:41:43,708 --> 01:41:46,336 Let's hope they get on a little better than we've managed. 2011 01:41:47,958 --> 01:41:50,006 Yeah. 2012 01:41:50,875 --> 01:41:52,252 It would be nice... 2013 01:41:53,208 --> 01:41:56,462 ...if perhaps we could get the family together a little more often. 2014 01:41:57,375 --> 01:42:00,299 Yeah. I'd like that. 2015 01:42:00,792 --> 01:42:02,009 Mm. 2016 01:42:03,625 --> 01:42:04,717 Good. 2017 01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:15,793 ♪ Joy falls into our lives and makes everything right in this valley 2018 01:42:18,792 --> 01:42:22,251 ♪ Everybody all over the world... 2019 01:42:22,792 --> 01:42:24,419 Thanks. 2020 01:42:25,042 --> 01:42:26,715 Merry Christmas. 2021 01:42:27,125 --> 01:42:31,130 ♪ It's all right if the snow's coming down 2022 01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:36,050 ♪ And the blizzards engulf every town 2023 01:42:37,125 --> 01:42:39,378 ♪ Cos it's cold outside 2024 01:42:39,458 --> 01:42:44,043 ♪ But Hawaii in my heart this Christmas 2025 01:42:44,125 --> 01:42:46,469 ♪ This Christmas 2026 01:42:46,542 --> 01:42:50,376 ♪ It's all right if the snow starts to fall 2027 01:42:51,292 --> 01:42:55,422 ♪ And the chill wind descends on us all 2028 01:42:56,458 --> 01:42:58,711 ♪ Cos it's cold outside 2029 01:42:58,792 --> 01:43:03,002 ♪ But Hawaii in my heart this Christmas 2030 01:43:03,833 --> 01:43:06,177 ♪ This Christmas 2031 01:43:06,625 --> 01:43:11,051 ♪ It's cold outside 2032 01:43:11,125 --> 01:43:16,086 ♪ But Hawaii in my heart tonight 2033 01:43:16,750 --> 01:43:18,627 - (BRAYS SOFTLY) - (DEEP VOICE): Merry Christmas. 2034 01:43:18,708 --> 01:43:20,756 (ALL LAUGH) 2035 01:43:31,708 --> 01:43:34,461 ♪ When Santa got stuck up the chimney 2036 01:43:34,542 --> 01:43:37,671 Sorry. Who is it getting stuck up there? Shnamna? 2037 01:43:37,750 --> 01:43:40,469 - Santa. - Santa! Go on, then. Sing it. 2038 01:43:40,542 --> 01:43:42,795 ♪ When Santa got stuck up the chimney 2039 01:43:42,875 --> 01:43:45,549 It's got... We're missing it, aren't we? 2040 01:43:45,625 --> 01:43:49,255 ♪ Oh, silent night 2041 01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:51,877 ♪ Holy night... - Stop it there. 2042 01:43:51,958 --> 01:43:55,508 Yes, it's pathetic...in a very good way. 2043 01:43:55,583 --> 01:43:57,130 Um, Pixie, 2044 01:43:57,208 --> 01:43:59,131 what's your Christmas wish, Pixie? 2045 01:43:59,208 --> 01:44:02,337 I wish that it would be Christmas every day. 2046 01:44:02,708 --> 01:44:05,427 ♪ I'm a little snowflake (BLOWS) 2047 01:44:07,042 --> 01:44:08,794 (BUZZER) 2048 01:44:09,875 --> 01:44:11,923 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 2049 01:44:12,250 --> 01:44:14,469 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 2050 01:44:15,375 --> 01:44:17,127 You can go and sit down. 2051 01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:20,298 Why did the dog sit by the fire? 2052 01:44:20,500 --> 01:44:23,583 I don't know. Why did the dog sit by the fire? 2053 01:44:24,583 --> 01:44:26,802 Because he wanted to be a hot dog. 2054 01:44:26,875 --> 01:44:28,673 (LAUGHTER) 2055 01:44:30,250 --> 01:44:34,300 I want you to be an elf. Think of an elf. Picture that elf. 2056 01:44:34,375 --> 01:44:36,423 And then dance as that elf. 2057 01:44:36,667 --> 01:44:39,170 ♪ Ding-dong merrily on high 2058 01:44:39,375 --> 01:44:42,094 ♪ In heaven the bells are ringing 2059 01:44:42,167 --> 01:44:44,135 Why... on... 2060 01:44:46,708 --> 01:44:48,802 Why did the cow cross the road? 2061 01:44:48,875 --> 01:44:52,300 I don't know. Why did the cow cross the road? 2062 01:44:52,375 --> 01:44:55,299 To go to the moo-vies. 2063 01:44:55,375 --> 01:44:58,219 - The what? - Moooo-vies. 2064 01:44:58,750 --> 01:45:00,673 (BUZZER) 2065 01:45:01,000 --> 01:45:04,004 Back to the classrooms. Hang your head in shame. 2066 01:45:05,792 --> 01:45:09,877 ♪ With th' angelic host proclaim 2067 01:45:10,417 --> 01:45:14,752 ♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem 2068 01:45:15,083 --> 01:45:19,168 ♪ Hark! The herald angels sing 2069 01:45:19,625 --> 01:45:24,005 ♪ Glory to the newborn king 2070 01:45:24,083 --> 01:45:27,508 Lewis, do you think that kind of singing is gonna win The Song For Christmas? 2071 01:45:27,583 --> 01:45:30,211 - No, Mr Shakespeare. - Nor do I. Sit down. 2072 01:45:30,292 --> 01:45:34,798 I do have a sad story but I don't have a song or a dance. 2073 01:45:34,875 --> 01:45:36,297 We love sad stories. 2074 01:45:36,375 --> 01:45:39,174 Sad stories are the things that inspire other things. 2075 01:45:39,250 --> 01:45:41,924 Um, my mum came home from work. 2076 01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,468 She went to my nanny's 2077 01:45:43,542 --> 01:45:48,378 and then she found out that my nanny's dog died. 2078 01:45:55,875 --> 01:45:58,879 ♪ Counting down to Christmas every day 2079 01:45:59,042 --> 01:46:01,716 ♪ 24 windows to go 2080 01:46:02,375 --> 01:46:05,049 ♪ Hoping that we're gonna get snow 2081 01:46:05,542 --> 01:46:08,466 ♪ Holding out for Santa, ho, ho, ho 2082 01:46:08,875 --> 01:46:11,799 ♪ Counting down to Christmas all the way 2083 01:46:11,875 --> 01:46:14,549 ♪ Feeling kind of glad I'm alive 2084 01:46:15,042 --> 01:46:17,636 ♪ Waiting for my stuff to arrive 2085 01:46:18,208 --> 01:46:21,178 ♪ I hope I get a fast car I can drive 2086 01:46:21,667 --> 01:46:24,716 ♪ You can keep your peace on Earth 2087 01:46:24,792 --> 01:46:27,966 ♪ You can keep your holy birth 2088 01:46:28,042 --> 01:46:31,046 ♪ Keep your frankincense and myrrh 2089 01:46:31,375 --> 01:46:34,379 ♪ I want something with some worth 2090 01:46:34,750 --> 01:46:37,344 ♪ I want diamonds big and rough 2091 01:46:37,417 --> 01:46:40,967 ♪ Never stop, it's not enough 2092 01:46:41,042 --> 01:46:46,219 ♪ All I want is Christmas stuff 2093 01:46:47,042 --> 01:46:48,840 ♪ Oh, counting down to Christmas... 2094 01:46:48,917 --> 01:46:53,844 ♪ Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la la-la-la... 2095 01:46:53,917 --> 01:46:57,091 It's the most miserable "jolly" I've ever seen. 2096 01:46:57,167 --> 01:47:00,091 ♪ Holding out for Santa, ho, ho, ho 2097 01:47:00,375 --> 01:47:03,254 ♪ Counting down to Christmas all the way... 2098 01:47:04,375 --> 01:47:06,753 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells Batman smells 2099 01:47:07,417 --> 01:47:09,590 ♪ Santa got stuck up the chimney 2100 01:47:10,375 --> 01:47:12,173 ♪ And then he lost his willy 2101 01:47:13,042 --> 01:47:15,841 Hoo-hoo! It's a bit blue! 2102 01:47:16,417 --> 01:47:18,294 ♪ You can keep your holy... 2103 01:47:18,375 --> 01:47:20,924 ♪ All is calm 2104 01:47:21,833 --> 01:47:23,676 ♪ All is bright 2105 01:47:23,750 --> 01:47:25,468 Let's see your eyes. 2106 01:47:25,542 --> 01:47:29,092 ♪ Round the virgin so... 2107 01:47:29,167 --> 01:47:32,046 Yes, all right, sit down. I'll have to think about you. 2108 01:47:32,542 --> 01:47:35,011 ♪ All I want for Christmas... 2109 01:47:35,083 --> 01:47:37,211 Here we go. Christmas ain't for paupers. 2110 01:47:37,292 --> 01:47:39,010 Christmas ain't for paupers. 2111 01:47:39,083 --> 01:47:42,212 Now can you do it like a working class person? 2112 01:47:42,792 --> 01:47:44,794 Christmas ain't for paupers. 2113 01:47:44,875 --> 01:47:46,627 Brilliant! It's so accurate. 2114 01:47:46,708 --> 01:47:49,461 You see, it's so authentic, that. Did you feel it'? 2115 01:47:50,458 --> 01:47:53,211 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star 2116 01:47:53,542 --> 01:47:56,136 ♪ How I wonder what you are 2117 01:47:56,208 --> 01:47:59,052 ♪ Up above the world so high 2118 01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:02,129 ♪ Like a...star in the sky 2119 01:48:02,208 --> 01:48:05,178 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star 2120 01:48:05,250 --> 01:48:08,049 ♪ How I wonder what you are 2121 01:48:09,792 --> 01:48:11,465 Wow! 2122 01:48:19,792 --> 01:48:22,966 ♪ Christmas is for crackers on the Christmas tree 2123 01:48:23,042 --> 01:48:26,501 ♪ Christmas is for kisses that you give to me 2124 01:48:26,583 --> 01:48:29,883 ♪ Christmas is the footprints in the fluffy snow 2125 01:48:29,958 --> 01:48:33,383 ♪ Christmas is the hanging of the mistletoe 2126 01:48:33,708 --> 01:48:36,882 ♪ Christmas is for stockings that we like to fill 2127 01:48:37,208 --> 01:48:40,382 ♪ Christmas is for happiness and all goodwill 2128 01:48:40,667 --> 01:48:43,466 ♪ Christmas means I'm gonna need a slimmin' pill 2129 01:48:43,542 --> 01:48:47,797 ♪ And that's why we call it merry Christmas 2130 01:48:47,875 --> 01:48:51,209 ♪ It's a feeling you can't explain 2131 01:48:51,292 --> 01:48:54,296 ♪ Walking off your dinner down a frosty lane 2132 01:48:54,750 --> 01:48:58,050 ♪ Singing a carol in the silent night 2133 01:48:58,125 --> 01:49:01,550 ♪ And back to stuff your super-sizing appetite 2134 01:49:01,792 --> 01:49:04,921 ♪ Christmas is for Santa and for Christmas pud 2135 01:49:05,250 --> 01:49:08,424 ♪ Christmas is for laughter and for feeling good 2136 01:49:08,875 --> 01:49:12,049 ♪ Christmas is the only time to fall in love 2137 01:49:12,167 --> 01:49:15,376 ♪ And that's why we call it merry Christmas 2138 01:49:15,708 --> 01:49:24,002 ♪ And that's why we call it merry Christmas 2139 01:49:24,083 --> 01:49:26,211 Merry Christmas, everybody! 160677

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