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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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So even when the village Shaman
would try to call down the,
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vengeance of the moon upon his enemies...
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He was still a snappy dresser.
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Now, I hope that some of
these Native artifacts,
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are going to inspire some culturally
diverse costume choices this Halloween.
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All it's inspiring for me is a nap.
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Oh, I miss naps.
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The dreaming, the snoring, the drooling.
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Since when did you give up drooling?
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Ah, naps.
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Ah!
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(All gasp)
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Here's a sight for scary eyes.
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According to Native legend, an
ancient Warlord would use this mask,
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to bring to life the fighting
spirits of his army.
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And the Warlord's warriors would
don the furs of wolves and bears.
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And then... (Whispers) Do you
know what would happen?
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Animal-rights groups would protest?
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They smelled like old carcasses?
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No, the natives believed the warriors
would turn into actual wolves and bears!
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Oh!
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Scary stuff, eh, kids?
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(Bell ringing)
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- I saw that you were sleeping, Rory.
- I was just pretending to sleep!
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Oh, great! Well, now you can
pretend to stay after class,
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and clean the blackboards.
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It seems like I'm doing this for real.
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I don't like giving real detentions,
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so I try to turn them
into imagination time.
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It, uh, it helps me manage my guilt.
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Oh, uh, don't touch those artifacts.
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Okay.
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But Mr. Warlord Shaman
will touch everything!
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(Thunder rumbling)
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(Evil laughter)
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She's the girl next door.
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Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
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She's the girl next door.
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Just for me.
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What you get is what you see.
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She's the girl next door.
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Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
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She's the girl next door.
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Just for me.
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How excited are you?
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For math? Not very.
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Hello! Vampire Halloween party?
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How cool does that sound?
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A lot cooler than...
" Babysitting because I need money."
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No. You're not!
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This is our first Vampire Halloween party!
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Well, if I explain it to
Ethan's mom that way,
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I'm sure she'll give me the night off.
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It was gonna be great.
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Maybe, but not as awesome,
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as the night where I dressed up
as butter and you were salt,
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and we did the popcorn
dance at the theater?
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- Pop, pop, pop.
- Corn, corn, corn.
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Six bucks for a small.
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Don't try to cheer me up!
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I am grumpy.
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Pop, pop, pop!
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Ethan: What's wrong with Erica?
She keeps grumbling about popcorn prices.
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Ugh! I told her I couldn't
go to her Halloween
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party with her tonight
because I have to babysit.
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I wish I could just have fun tonight.
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No offense.
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Yeah, I feel really bad about that.
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Hey, I'm having a party later tonight.
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You can babysit that!
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You're having a Halloween party?
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Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Because it'll just be the
two of us, that's why.
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Are you seriously trying to tell me that,
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we don't have a dozen friends
with ready-to-wear costumes,
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and no Halloween plans?
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We invite the mathletes,
and we're halfway there.
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Aw. You really want to make
Sarah's night, don't you?
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I just don't want to ruin her night.
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Anyways, we could at least invite Rory.
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What?
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Do you remember what happened last time?
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I'm a caveman! I'm a caveman!
I'm a caveman! Ugh!
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I'm a caveman! I'm a caveman!
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And that wasn't even a costume party.
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Look, I'm sure he'll be better this time.
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(Grunting)
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(Laughing)
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I still think that's better.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, I'll be home by 11:00.
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Have fun with your friends, and don't
forget to take Jane trick-or-treating.
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I can't forget what I never remember.
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Wow. Do all of those Dusk
characters really talk like that?
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Yeah. Especially Jakeward.
He's "thoughtful."
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And very handsome.
I thought you hated all that stuff.
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How come you're dressed like him?
Hi, Sarah.
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- Hey.
- Who are you dressed up as?
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I'm Rochelle from Dusk.
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Oh, I see.
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Okay. Well, have a good time, guys!
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See ya, mom.
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Jakeward, huh?
You should really pop the collar.
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- Much better.
- Yes. Better.
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(Upbeat music playing)
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So. What's your name?
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Beep bop, bo, bo beep beep. Bap boop.
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"Behold the Insaniac, the
crazy supercomputer."
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Super.
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Hey, pretty cool party, huh?
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Insaniac has been beeping
at me for 20 minutes.
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To be fair, he does that even
when he's not in costume.
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Look, I know this isn't the night you
had in mind, but try and have some fun.
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Go and dance with Finja over there.
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That costume doesn't even make sense.
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If he's a fish, how is he
supposed to breathe on land?
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Finja's half dolphin. They breathe air.
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What you should be mad about
is that plastic sword.
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Not authentic.
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Arriba!
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Who are you supposed to be?
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Well, I couldn't decide between Merlin and
a Mexican wrestler, so I picked both!
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Say hola to El Merlo Loco...
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The wizard-wrestler, who
combines the best of the arcane,
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and the insane!
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Hey, Whitechapel! Are you ready to party?
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(Guitar solo)
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Wow. Compared to this, Erica's
traditional Vampire Halloween,
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is starting to sound like a blast.
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Yeah.
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I can't believe you got us kicked
out of that party, you goon!
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(Grunting)
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Rory!
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(Screams)
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(Sighs)
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This is the worst night ever.
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I can't believe I'm going to do this.
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(Doorbell rings)
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(Rock music playing)
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Erica?
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What happened to traditional Vampire night?
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Rory got us booted.
He wouldn't take off that stupid mask.
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So, where is he?
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He was following me, so I threw him.
I'm not quite sure where he ended up.
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Well, I'm glad you're here.
This party is way under control.
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At least I can have fun with you.
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Yeah? Great. Do you know where I
can set up my meditation blanket?
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- Your what?
- That's how we celebrate...
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The true Vampire Halloween.
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Have any candles?
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No? All right.
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(Sighs)
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Huh, the green ones don't taste
as green as they used to.
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Hey! You're supposed to
take me trick-or-treating!
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Let's go! Time is candy!
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Okay, okay.
Don't get your whiskers in a knot.
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Can I come with you?
Girl-illa won't stop flirting with me.
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(Giggles)
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Dude, she's flirting with me.
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(Snorts)
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As if.
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Sarah, I'll be back in a bit.
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(Grunting)
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Ooh!
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What are you doing?
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(Chanting)
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Woo-hoo!
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Ha! Ha!
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(Grunting)
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(Growls)
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(Chants)
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He-yaw!
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(Grunting)
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What's that for?
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If we're doing this, I'm gonna
break my record. 11.28 pounds.
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Yeah.
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Meow! Meow.
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Oh, what a sweet little mouse.
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- Huh?
- Here dear.
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(Sighs)
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Oh, my. Children certainly
are getting tall these days.
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Are you sure you're not
too old to be doing this?
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Let me get my glasses out.
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(In squeaky tone) No!
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I'm ten.
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I love recess and balloons, and...
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That cartoon about that bouncy thing.
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All right, then. There you go.
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Thanks.
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(Grunting)
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Okay, Finja. That's really cool,
but you're gonna chop somebody.
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Take it easy.
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What is with these nerds?
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(Growling)
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- Are you serious?
- What?
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That house is a candy gold mine.
Their fun-size bars are actually fun.
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You have 14 pounds of seed mints.
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A record's a record.
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Erica, I need... What are you doing?
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- Trying to meditate.
- Can you come downstairs for a minute?
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I can't. I have to commune
with my inner predator...
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Or else I won't be cleansed enough for...
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Chapter three.
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But I seriously need a hand.
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The nerd fest down there
is getting a little rowdy.
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Since you put it that way, no.
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Can you keep the music down?
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(Sighs)
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That's 10 houses. You got enough yet?
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I wanna find Benny and
get back to the party.
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Yeah, good enough.
I'll be sick tomorrow for sure.
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Ethan: Ugh! Oh, man.
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I thought the seeds would be the worst
part, but it's clearly the mint.
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Now, open your mouth and say, "ah".
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Aah... I said, are you ready to party?
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Indeed. Now, take two gumdrops
and call me last night.
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Hey, Kevin. Want a seed mint?
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What I want can't be found in
all tomorrow's yesterdays.
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Wow.
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That's a really good Dr. When impression.
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(Whispers) Somebody's a fan boy.
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I have to go. I'll be here any minute.
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Don't leave yet. We're gonna order
six feet of pizza from Feetza.
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Was that as impossible as I think it was?
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(Growling)
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That looks like a real sword.
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That sounds and smells like a real gorilla.
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(Whooshing)
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What day is it? What day is it?
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- Something's not right here.
- I know.
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This party is awesome.
I never knew our friends were so much fun.
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I don't think they are.
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(Growling)
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- Hey, Rory. Neat mask.
- Huh?
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Rory. What's going on here?
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(Chanting)
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(Laughing)
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Meow!
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- Jane?
- Meow!
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(Hissing)
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Hey! We took you
trick-or-treating, you rug-rat!
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(Snarling)
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There you are!
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Okay.
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(Purring)
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Did Rory just turn Jane into a cat?
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I don't know what's happening, but
he really got this party started.
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Look, he's wearing that Native
mask from Mr. G's class.
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What did Mr. G say it did?
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You're asking me to remember
something from class?
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Figure it out later. Stop it now.
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We can't let a gorilla and a
ninja out onto the streets.
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I got this.
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Groundus domicus eternius!
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(Door locks)
259
00:13:06,056 --> 00:13:08,190
That's the spell grandma uses to ground me.
260
00:13:08,191 --> 00:13:10,926
No one gets outside.
261
00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:13,062
Mom: Ethan! I'm home!
262
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- What about inside?
- Mom: Oh, hey, Rory.
263
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:17,066
It doesn't do it that way.
264
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(Chants)
265
00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:21,415
(Laughing)
266
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:23,238
- Mom?
- Quiet!
267
00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:25,420
Not another word!
268
00:13:25,421 --> 00:13:29,201
Or I'll turn you into a toad!
269
00:13:29,212 --> 00:13:30,297
(Chuckles)
270
00:13:30,298 --> 00:13:33,058
Can she really...
271
00:13:35,052 --> 00:13:37,272
(Croaking)
272
00:13:41,665 --> 00:13:43,885
(Croaking)
273
00:13:44,548 --> 00:13:48,551
Ethan, please don't jump out at me again.
It was so disgusting to catch you.
274
00:13:48,552 --> 00:13:50,302
You know, I think he's cuter as a toad.
275
00:13:50,303 --> 00:13:52,777
All right, stand back.
276
00:13:52,778 --> 00:13:56,978
Amphibiar formus malnath ecto-personam!
277
00:14:03,434 --> 00:14:04,889
(All screaming)
278
00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:06,470
What? What is it?
279
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,615
Uh, nothing! Everything is fine.
280
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:11,141
You do not have a hideous toad head.
281
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,698
That's my next five nightmares.
282
00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:15,947
What? (Croaks)
283
00:14:15,948 --> 00:14:17,415
Why did I just ribbit?
284
00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,001
(Croaking)
285
00:14:19,002 --> 00:14:22,958
Okay, no, I got it now.
I know what I did wrong.
286
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:27,279
Amphibiar returnus malnath ecto-personam.
287
00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:34,539
H-h-hey!
288
00:14:35,704 --> 00:14:38,974
I'll freak out about this later.
Let's get to work.
289
00:14:38,975 --> 00:14:42,584
Erica, help me find Jane.
She's sort of a cat now.
290
00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:45,379
Fine. I will help you find
your cat, then that is it.
291
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:48,902
I need to shun the material world, and...
292
00:14:48,903 --> 00:14:52,527
And "feel the pulse of lifeblood."
293
00:14:52,528 --> 00:14:56,192
That sounds... That sounds awesome.
294
00:14:56,193 --> 00:14:58,759
Benny: So, an ancient
Warlord used this mask,
295
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,163
to turn his warriors into wolves and bears.
296
00:15:01,164 --> 00:15:03,098
We know that. What happens after?
297
00:15:03,099 --> 00:15:05,067
The Gods were angry with this Warlord,
298
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:07,970
so they blasted his mask off
with a bolt of lightning.
299
00:15:07,971 --> 00:15:10,206
And his warriors turned back to normal.
300
00:15:10,207 --> 00:15:12,107
Can you lightning the mask off?
301
00:15:12,108 --> 00:15:14,171
This is 15,000-year-old magic.
302
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:18,914
Only a big-time wizard would
have this kind of power.
303
00:15:18,915 --> 00:15:20,916
A wizard like El Merlo Loco?
304
00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:24,565
Sure. He's awesome.
But he's just a costume, Ethan.
305
00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:26,375
Am I supposed to go down
there and get Rory to,
306
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:28,456
turn me into the real El Merlo Loco,
307
00:15:28,457 --> 00:15:33,162
so I can have the magic
horsepower to stop him?
308
00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:34,196
(Meowing)
309
00:15:34,197 --> 00:15:37,132
Okay, just reach in and grab her.
You have longer arms.
310
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:38,505
(Hissing)
311
00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:40,611
Ow! Whatever! She's safe!
312
00:15:40,612 --> 00:15:43,526
Things under the bed are safe.
Let's close the door and leave her in here.
313
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:46,270
She has hands, she can open a door.
314
00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:47,829
Fine!
315
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,979
Here, Jane! Come on.
316
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,860
Do you want treat?
317
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,597
Kitty, kitty. Kitty.
318
00:15:55,598 --> 00:15:57,381
(Meowing)
319
00:15:57,382 --> 00:15:59,133
That'll keep her busy. We're done.
320
00:15:59,134 --> 00:16:00,154
Okay.
321
00:16:00,155 --> 00:16:02,375
(Growling)
322
00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:04,993
Oh!
323
00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:07,062
Great Warlord!
324
00:16:07,063 --> 00:16:09,944
Your army has an ape and a butler...
325
00:16:09,945 --> 00:16:13,969
But you're missing a mighty wizard like me!
326
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,070
(Chants)
327
00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:23,012
Hey, Benny. Get that lightning going.
328
00:16:23,013 --> 00:16:26,688
It's almost midnight.
We need to get Rory's mask off!
329
00:16:28,591 --> 00:16:31,810
Don't tell me... You don't speak English.
330
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:49,071
Bueno.
331
00:16:49,072 --> 00:16:50,105
Rory! No!
332
00:16:50,106 --> 00:16:52,326
(Chanting)
333
00:16:55,979 --> 00:16:57,959
Ethan!
334
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,663
You feel okay?
335
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,748
The name's Jakeward.
336
00:17:07,749 --> 00:17:10,571
And I feel everything.
337
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,555
Except okay.
338
00:17:12,556 --> 00:17:14,476
Okay.
339
00:17:17,932 --> 00:17:20,152
(Laughing)
340
00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:27,905
All my brew needs now...
341
00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:31,086
Is a fat, juicy child!
342
00:17:31,247 --> 00:17:32,982
(Both laughing)
343
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,037
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
344
00:17:42,325 --> 00:17:44,545
(Chanting)
345
00:17:46,769 --> 00:17:48,263
Erica, we need your help!
346
00:17:48,264 --> 00:17:53,068
Benny doesn't speak English,
and Ethan won't stop brooding.
347
00:17:53,069 --> 00:17:54,625
(Sighs)
348
00:17:54,626 --> 00:17:55,629
See?
349
00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:59,375
All I wanted was a quiet Vampire ritual.
350
00:17:59,376 --> 00:18:02,655
One that turned out to
be boring and confusing,
351
00:18:02,656 --> 00:18:06,048
and is making me feel like 500 years old!
352
00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:09,181
I've had it! I've had it!
353
00:18:09,182 --> 00:18:10,003
(Sighs)
354
00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:13,784
It is nerd-bashing time, folks!
355
00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:17,292
My heart doesn't beat...
356
00:18:17,293 --> 00:18:19,556
But it feels so beaten.
357
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,417
Wow.
358
00:18:25,035 --> 00:18:27,675
Out of my way.
359
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,330
(Alarm beeps)
360
00:18:31,308 --> 00:18:33,768
"Ow?" Really?
361
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,144
(Hisses)
362
00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:37,365
(Growling)
363
00:18:39,215 --> 00:18:42,084
Rory, take off that mask.
364
00:18:42,085 --> 00:18:44,305
(Chanting)
365
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,294
The high moon of Hallow's Eve is upon us.
366
00:18:52,295 --> 00:18:55,544
Let us reflect in silence.
367
00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:57,405
Woo!
368
00:19:02,138 --> 00:19:04,073
What are you doing?
369
00:19:04,074 --> 00:19:06,275
Shadowbrew, not chili.
370
00:19:06,276 --> 00:19:08,110
Now where's that toad I had?
371
00:19:10,193 --> 00:19:13,013
Unhand that spice!
372
00:19:15,185 --> 00:19:17,165
Erica?
373
00:19:17,579 --> 00:19:19,088
Erica?
374
00:19:19,089 --> 00:19:20,889
Ah.
375
00:19:23,159 --> 00:19:25,260
(Hissing)
376
00:19:25,261 --> 00:19:27,481
(Chanting)
377
00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:36,059
Jakeward, help!
378
00:19:36,673 --> 00:19:38,515
Rochelle!
379
00:19:38,516 --> 00:19:42,056
Nobody hugs my girl's head.
380
00:19:54,224 --> 00:19:55,558
(Screams)
381
00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:58,979
A trick! You filthy child!
382
00:19:59,061 --> 00:20:01,341
(Screaming)
383
00:20:10,621 --> 00:20:13,467
Jakeward! You're in danger!
384
00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:19,410
(Mariachi music playing)
385
00:20:22,396 --> 00:20:25,936
(Crowd cheering) (Bell rings)
386
00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:29,794
You're everything I've
ever wanted everywhere.
387
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:34,895
And you're all the nothing
I ever have to lose.
388
00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:38,717
(Loud cheering)
389
00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:41,553
Are you ready to have that mask come off?
390
00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:43,175
Let me hear you!
391
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,456
All: Yeah!
392
00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:59,127
Oh! What are we doing?
393
00:20:59,128 --> 00:21:00,594
I don't know.
394
00:21:00,595 --> 00:21:03,899
But must have been for
a good reason, right?
395
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,600
Not good enough.
396
00:21:09,586 --> 00:21:13,366
Is this a party? Am I invited?
397
00:21:16,079 --> 00:21:18,539
Oh, my head.
398
00:21:27,505 --> 00:21:31,997
When did I make stew?
Okay none of this makes sense.
399
00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:36,234
Help! I'm stuck under the bed!
Has anyone seen my hamster?
400
00:21:36,235 --> 00:21:38,215
Ethan!
401
00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:40,148
Yeah?
402
00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:45,538
Did you have some kind of wild,
out of control Halloween party?
403
00:21:45,539 --> 00:21:47,749
Kinda. Maybe.
404
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,577
Really?
405
00:21:49,578 --> 00:21:54,498
Well... Good for you.
I knew you could do it.
406
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:58,859
And by the way, you're grounded.
407
00:22:01,168 --> 00:22:02,968
Mm.
408
00:22:10,059 --> 00:22:13,996
She's the girl next door.
409
00:22:13,997 --> 00:22:17,277
Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
410
00:22:17,278 --> 00:22:20,584
She's the girl next door.
411
00:22:20,585 --> 00:22:23,045
Just for me.
412
00:22:23,046 --> 00:22:28,946
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