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Here's another geography
question for $1000.
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What mountain range separates
Casablanca from Sahara desert?
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Is it A, the Himalayas,
B, the Atlas mountains,
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C, the Pyrenees or
D, the Aberdare mountains?
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- Doesn't prove anything.
- It proves everything, and you know it.
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- Do you want to see it again?
- No, thanks. I hate watching myself on TV.
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Roddy, why did you do it?
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Have you ever been in debt, Lizzie?
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And I mean real debt.
It changes everything.
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- That's no excuse.
- What are you doing?
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- The right thing.
- Look, Lizzie,
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if this is your way of asking
for a raise, it worked.
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Hey, how much do you want?
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I don't want money, Roddy.
I'm not you.
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All right, you don't want money.
What do you want?
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I want to be able to sleep at night.
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I want to be able to be proud
of the show the way I used to be.
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What are you going to do, slip it under
the producer's door anonymously?
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Didn't even have the courage
to write your own name on it.
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Aw, Lizzie, all right,
look, I'm sorry.
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- Hey, it'll never happen again.
- Damn right it won't.
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Okay, okay.
Look, you win.
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I'll quit the show.
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But just give me one day.
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Let me do it on my own,
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so I can do it with whatever's
left of my dignity.
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- If this is a trick, I don't...
- it's not a trick. It's not a trick.
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I swear to you.
Watch, watch tonight.
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Before the bonus round,
I'll make an announcement.
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God help me.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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How about another drink
before I walk the plank?
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Sure.
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Thank you. Welcome back to
Treasure chest. I'm Roddy Lankman.
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Well, before we start
the bonus round,
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I do have an important
announcement to make.
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It's about time. - My contract here at
Treasure chest is almost up,
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and a lot of people have been
asking what my plans are.
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Well, this afternoon,
I made a big decision,
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and I'd like to share it
with all you people.
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I just signed a new 5 year contract,
which means I'm going to be right here
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doing what I always do for as long
as they want me to be here.
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What do you think about that?
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Come on.
Oh, my god.
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Come on.
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Oh, my god.
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MONK Season 3 Epi. 08
Mr. Monk and the Gameshow
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- Oh, this is looking good.
- You think so?
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Oh, it's looking fantastic.
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A little more mayonnaise,
a pinch of paprika.
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Maybe two pinches.
Maybe three pinches.
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- Okay, that's perfect.
- Maybe four pinches.
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Okay, Kevin, I think
that's enough. Thank you.
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We are going to need some pepper,
and I think I have some upstairs.
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Maybe I should bring all my
seasonings down here
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if we're going to be
cooking all week.
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All week? - Here's something
you might find interesting.
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This is only the eighth time in my life
I have ever had egg salad. - Really?
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And how much do you want
to bet I can name all eight?
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The first time was in third grade.
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I traded sandwiches with a kid
named Stuart kramer.
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Then three years after that,
my cousin's confirmation party.
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Two years after that, I was in
a restaurant. I ordered tuna fish.
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- Do you like to laugh?
- No, I don't.
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Well, get ready to,
because I knew it was egg salad.
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I could smell it,
but the waitress kept saying to me,
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"No, it's tuna fish."
Phone.
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We're on number three.
Remember where we are.
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Hello?
Oh, Sharona.
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Sharona, how, how's your mom?
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Oh, good. Oh, thank god.
Thank god for modern medicine.
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Not, not too good, actually.
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He's in the kitchen right now
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naming every egg salad
sandwich he ever had.
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Eight, including today.
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It's not funny.
Stop, stop laughing.
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Sharona, I don't, I don't know
why you asked him to look in on me.
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I'm not a child.
Please stop laughing.
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Okay, I'll call you back.
Give her my best. Okay.
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And when you come back...
bring a gun. Okay. bye.
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That was Sharona.
She won't be coming back until monday.
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Monday.
Wow.
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We are going to need
some more food.
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Let's make a list.
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Okay.
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Bread, juice
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paprika, milk...
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No milk. Right.
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Crossing that off the list.
Adding to the list, bok choy.
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Doorbell.
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Who is it?
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It's Trudy's father.
It's my father-in-law.
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- Yeah, he called this morning.
- Why didn't you tell me?
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I did. I wrote it on a post-it note.
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We need more of those, by the way.
We're out of them.
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- Adrian.
- Dwight.
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Dad.
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Yeah.
I missed you, too.
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Mr. E., here's your coffee.
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Sorry it took so long.
I'm still not used to that kitchen.
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- Careful. It's hot.
- Thank you, Kevin.
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- Oh. There's something in there.
- That's a raisin.
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I put it in to sweeten the coffee.
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Little trick I picked up when
I was waiting tables in Aspen, Colorado,
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which I did for two summers.
Not two consecutive summers,
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'cause there was
a summer in between...
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- Thank you, Kevin.
- Thank you, Kevin.
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- Delicious.
- Okay.
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- Oh, happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Did you get my card?
- Uh, yes, I did.
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Did you look inside?
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'Cause the punch line was
on the inside. - Yes, I did.
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- It was very funny.
- It was a pun.
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It was very funny. It's on my mantel.
Everybody likes it.
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- How is Marcia?
- Much better.
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She's, uh, volunteering
as a grief counselor.
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Believe me, she's good at it.
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Send her my love.
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Well, I was hoping that wouldn't be
necessary. That's why I'm here.
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I was hoping you might come back
with me to Los angeles.
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I'm producing a new game show.
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It's called "Treasure chest."
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Wow. Wow.
Is that your show?
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Because I love that show.
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Who comes up with
all those questions?
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Well, we have a staff of writers.
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'Cause I'll tell you something,
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that is something I've always
thought I would be good at.
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I'm always asking people questions,
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and a lot of the time, they
are genuinely stumped.
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That's true. We are.
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Adrian...
My little show's in trouble.
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- I think it's serious.
- What is it?
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Well, I'd rather you
see for yourself.
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Do you think you could come
down to L. A. for a couple of days?
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Plenty of room.
Marcia would love it.
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
Dwight, I, I can't.
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Uh, I, I, I can't just leave.
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- Sharona's not here.
- I'm here. We could go.
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Uh, I don't know.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Three guys on a road trip
to Hollywood.
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- Is Roddy Lankman here?
- Lenny,
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tell Bernie not to start
the music cues too soon,
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and make sure the affiliates
are sitting in the front row.
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- Mr. E., is Roddy Lankman here?
- He's probably in makeup.
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Okay, do you think
I could talk to him?
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'Cause I have some ideas
that I'd like to run by him.
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Don't worry, mr. E., I won't
embarrass you. - I'm sure you won't.
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It's just that Roddy doesn't
like to be disturbed before the show.
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Tanya.
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This is Kevin dorfman, a friend
of mine from San francisco.
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Would you mind showing him around?
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- I'd be happy to.
- You're the pointer.
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Oh, point to something.
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It looks better.
She makes everything look better, Tanya.
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- Hey, how did you get this job?
- I want you to meet someone.
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Val birch.
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This is my old friend, Adrian monk.
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Adrian.
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Well, gym class must have
been hell with a name like that.
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Yes.
Yes, it was. Thank you.
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Are you nearly done, or do
you just like touching me?
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Adrian's here from San francisco.
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Oh, Frisco. God-awful town.
I was there last year.
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It was foggy the whole week.
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When are they going to do
something about all that fog?
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Well, I, I don't know.
I'll make some calls.
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I couldn't see a damn thing,
not even that, um...
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Uh, Golden bridge they got.
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- The Golden gate.
- No, genius, the bridge.
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Right. That's what they
call it the golden...
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Okay, okay.
Testing, 1, 2, 3.
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We're done, okay?
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That idiot's won seven times in a row.
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Adrian, I know he's cheating.
I just can't figure out how.
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- Roddy Lankman?
- Uh, yeah.
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Kevin dorfman. I'm a big fan
of yours, sir. A major fan.
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- Okay, how you doing?
- Look, I know we just met, Roddy,
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but I understand you have
your own production company.
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Well, that's good,
because I have an idea for a show,
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and if you're interested,
we can produce it together.
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- I really can't.
- Okay.
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It's called "40 winks."
In a nutshell,
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three contestants, three beds.
The first one who falls asleep wins.
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So we're watching people
fall asleep? - Exactly.
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- You snooze, you win.
- I can't do that.
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I, I can't even really talk
to strangers about ideas.
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It's for legal reasons.
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Well, it's a good thing
I'm not a stranger, then.
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- I'm friends with Dwight Ellison.
- Oh, really?
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I'm here with Adrian monk,
the detective. - Detective?
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Yeah, from San francisco.
Dwight brought him here to look around.
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He's having some sort of
problem with the show.
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Huh.
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- Nice to meet you.
- All right.
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- A detective?
- Will you keep it down?
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He's from San francisco.
That's all I know.
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- So what?
- So what?
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- He's going to be watching us.
- So let him watch.
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He's not going to figure it out.
The system is perfect.
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Now, look, here's what's
going to happen.
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I'm going to win tonight,
I'm going to win tomorrow,
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and I'm going to keep on winning
until I say we're done.
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- It's too dangerous.
- It's too dangerous, huh?
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Well, I guess you should have thought
of that before you killed your assistant.
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Now let's go back inside.
It's showtime.
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It's driving me nuts,
Adrian. I need someone
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to look at this from a different angle.
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- Maybe I'm missing something.
- Are you sure he's cheating?
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He has to be.
That Neanderthal Val birch...
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he's been answering
graduate-level questions
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in geography, history,
astronomy.
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Nobody's that smart,
not even you.
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So he has to be getting
the questions in advance.
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Maybe somebody's helping
him, one of the writers.
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I thought of that.
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For the last two weeks, I've
been writing all the questions myself.
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These are the ones
we're using tonight.
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- Who else gets to see these?
- Nobody.
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Not the director,
not even Roddy.
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These envelopes stay sealed
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until he opens them on stage
during the actual game.
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What are you doing?
What is that?
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It's Roddy Lankman's pencil.
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Yeah, those are his teeth marks.
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This is what you
call a collectible.
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You can look,
but don't touch.
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- I don't want to touch it.
- Yeah, right.
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Seriously, don't touch it.
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Live from Hollywood, California,
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let's grab those shovels and go digging,
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'cause the name of the game
is "Treasure chest".
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Here's your host,
Roddy Lankman!
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome back to "Treasure chest."
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I'm Roddy Lankman, and, boy,
what a nice crowd we have today,
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but let's welcome back
our reigning champion.
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He's been here for three weeks. He shows
absolutely no signs of slowing down.
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He's a retired limousine driver
from Woodland hills.
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In his free time, he likes hunting
and fishing up in the Bluestone valley.
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Welcome back to the show, Val birch!
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What is the largest desert in Asia?
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Is it A, the Sahara, B, the Negev,
C, the Gobi, D..
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C, the Gobi.
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Correct for $1,000!
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Thank you, Tanya.
The next question, for $1,500.
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which Monarch is sometimes
known as "the Tragic queen"?
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Was it A, queen Elizabeth,
B, Marie antoinette,
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C, Catherine the Great...
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B, Mary ann tonette.
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Uh, that is correct.
Marie antoinette.
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He mispronounced it.
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Here's a $2,000 question,
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and I see this one has a visual clue,
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so, Tanya, if you could
bring up our visual.
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Thank yon very much!
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Which founding father
lived in this house?
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Was it A, George washington,
B, Thomas jefferson, C...
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- B, Jefferson.
- Jefferson is correct for $2,000.
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Pitching another perfect game,
Val birch.
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- Did you see that?
- What?
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He didn't even look at the picture,
and he still got it right.
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How? - Maybe they're
signaling each other.
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Val birch is still in the lead
with a grand total of $234,000!
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That's a lot of money, Val.
What do you plan to do with it?
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I don't know.
Let's just keep playing.
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Marcia.
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Come see what the cat dragged in.
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- Adrian.
- Marcia.
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Welcome home.
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Thank you.
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You okay?
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Yes, I'm, I'm just...
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- there are so many memories.
- I know.
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That's why we could never move.
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Oh, honey, this is Kevin dorfman.
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Hello. Kevin dorfman.
I live above Adrian.
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May I say what a lovely home you
have here. - Oh, thank you.
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- Spanish style, isn't it?
- Yes.
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Yes, I thought so.
I grew up in a house just like this,
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except the dining room
was over on this side...
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Hello.
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Hi, mom, dad.
This is Adrian.
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- Mr. and Mrs. Ellison.
- It's Dwight and Marcia.
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I feel like we're old friends,
the way Trudy talks about you.
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She's been sending us
articles and newspaper stories.
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You can believe about 40% of that stuff.
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Come in, come in.
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You must be exhausted.
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- Nice to see you.
- So good to see you, too.
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Oh, that's okay.
We don't mind a little dirt.
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- Almost done.
- Okay.
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You have a beautiful home.
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Well, that's fascinating.
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Well, come on in.
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I'm sure you must
all be exhausted.
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Adrian, you remember
where the guest room is?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's still how she left it.
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Do you want to go in?
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There might be something
you want to keep.
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I can't.
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I know.
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It took me 2 and half years.
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How did you do it, Marcia?
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How did you survive?
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I didn't think I would.
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I was buried alive.
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Buried alive.
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And then one day,
the sun came up.
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My garden was blooming.
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Kids were riding by the house
on their bikes,
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and I decided to give
the world a second chance.
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It's still a beautiful world, Adrian.
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- You don't have to do that.
- It's no problem.
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I remember how you like
everything separated. It's okay.
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So, Kevin, did I understand
Adrian correctly?
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You won the lottery
a couple years ago?
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Yes, I did.
That is accurate.
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And you're probably wondering
what happened to all the money.
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That's a fair question.
Here's a tip.
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if you're ever lucky enough
to win the big jackpot,
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you should probably not make
some of the mistakes I made.
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For one thing, Vegas.
it's a good place to avoid.
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Secondly, if you're ever
going to hire an accountant,
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you might want to make sure
he's certified.
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And most importantly, never,
under any circumstances,
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marry Lisa Abromowitz.
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I'll try to remember that.
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Or her sister Shelly.
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Is something wrong
with the food?
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Oh, no, mom.
It's perfect.
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I'll, um, explain later.
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Adrian, I'm producing
a new cop show in the fall.
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We're looking for a consultant to work
with the writers, keep us honest.
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The position is yours
if you want it. - Wow.
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Dwight, I don't know what to say.
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Why don't you say yes?
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Dad, that's really sweet, but
Adrian would never quit his job.
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It's his life.
Oh, you guys should see him.
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- He is so brilliant.
- Here we go.
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When he's at a crime scene,
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the other policemen, they just
stand back and watch him work.
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They watch me so
they know what not to do.
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Oh, you are so modest.
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Besides, we love San francisco.
I really can't see us ever leaving.
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It's so far away.
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Not the way Trudy drives.
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So you won't be moving back.
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Well, Adrian, you take
care of my little girl.
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- She's all we have.
- Yes, sir. I will.
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I'm so sorry.
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- About what?
- Wait a minute.
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Hold the phone.
I've got it.
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Got what? - How they're
cheating on the show.
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It's a code.
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Roddy Lankman is blinking
when he asks the questions.
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Like once for A, two for B.
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- That's what he does.
- No, no, no, no. I thought about that.
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I've studied every frame
from every show. It's impossible.
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He never blinks
or gestures or changes his voice,
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at least that I could tell.
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Well, you were there. Did you
notice anything? - No, no.
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But when can I talk
to this Mr. Lankman?
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I've already asked him.
He won't talk to you or anybody.
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These days, he hardly ever
leaves his trailer.
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Poor guy's had
a pretty tough year.
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What happened?
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Well, for one thing,
he's broke.
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He declared bankruptcy
last January.
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- And then there was the accident.
- What accident?
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Last month his personal assistant,
a girl named Lizzie Talvo, was killed.
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Her car went off the road
in Bluestone valley.
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- Roddy took it pretty hard.
- Bluestone valley?
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Val birch goes fishing
in Bluestone valley.
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They mentioned it on the show
when they introduced him.
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Val birch fishes...
where the girl was killed.
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He fishes where the girl was killed.
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That's probably important.
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Did you notice he said it twice?
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- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
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- Why are you making that face?
- We're in rugged terrain.
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This is my rugged
terrain face. - Okay.
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Okay, she was,
she was traveling east.
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Her car went off the road
up there, ended up...
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right here between
these two rocks.
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- Haven't the police already been here?
- Well, that's true but...
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they weren't really looking for anything.
This wasn't a criminal investigation.
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What is it?
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Something?
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Something intended for Dwight Ellison.
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- An exercise tape.
- Did you bring those baggies?
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Oh, this is real evidence, isn't it?
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Oh, goodness.
I feel like a...
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- What's the matter? Are you okay?
- I just swallowed a bug.
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- You, you what?
- I'm okay. - - Oh, god.
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What is it?
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It's Val birch.
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He was here.
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Kevin? - It's okay.
I spit that one out.
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00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:33,649
Oh, god. Just,
let's get out of here,
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00:26:33,684 --> 00:26:36,403
and just, for god's sake,
cover your mouth. - Okay.
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00:26:36,438 --> 00:26:37,816
It's just a videotape.
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"Thighs and abs: 10 minutes
a day to a perfect you."
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Does that mean anything to you?
Yeah, me neither.
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00:26:42,766 --> 00:26:45,653
We're at Val birch's house now.
I want to have another word with him.
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No, I'll be fine.
Thanks. I appreciate that, Dwight.
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I don't think he's home.
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Hello, Mr. Birch?
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Hello, it's Adrian monk.
We spoke yesterday at the show.
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Mr. Birch?
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I'm here, too. Kevin dorfman.
I'm his upstairs neighbor.
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It looks unlocked?
What do you think?
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00:27:18,757 --> 00:27:21,339
Well, we can't go in
without a reason.
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00:27:22,943 --> 00:27:26,801
- I'm kind of thirsty. Does that count?
- No, Kevin.
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00:27:26,836 --> 00:27:28,718
Thirst is no excuse for
breaking and entering.
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00:27:28,753 --> 00:27:32,430
- Wouldn't it be cool if it was?
- Yes, that would be cool.
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00:27:32,465 --> 00:27:34,668
Here. Let me...
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00:27:34,703 --> 00:27:35,998
what are you doing?
What are you doing?
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00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:39,146
I'm leaning in. Yeah, I went to
law school for three semesters.
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00:27:39,181 --> 00:27:41,958
You can lean anywhere you want.
It's in the constitution.
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00:27:43,003 --> 00:27:45,672
I can't imagine which constitution
you're referring to.
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00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,957
You know what?
Grab my pants.
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00:27:48,429 --> 00:27:51,199
Pardon me? - Grab my pants.
I need the counterweight.
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00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:53,033
Kevin, I really don't
want to grab your pants.
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00:27:53,986 --> 00:27:56,834
If I touch that floor,
it's a felony.
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00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,172
Mr. Birch?
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00:28:14,576 --> 00:28:17,743
Hello?
Mr. Birch?.
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00:28:17,778 --> 00:28:19,794
Hello?
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00:28:19,829 --> 00:28:23,403
Kevin, you see that pencil on the chair?
Can you reach that?
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00:28:33,424 --> 00:28:37,182
- You got it?
- I got it. Pull me. Yes, I got it.
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00:28:39,336 --> 00:28:42,684
Do you still have the pencil that
Roddy Lankman gave you yesterday?
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00:28:42,719 --> 00:28:45,364
- The collectible.
- The collectible.
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00:28:52,925 --> 00:28:56,998
- Kevin, do you have the pencil?
- I have the pencil.
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00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:01,594
He was here.
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00:29:02,465 --> 00:29:04,394
Roddy Lankman was here...
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00:29:04,429 --> 00:29:05,675
but why?
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00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:08,354
Maybe they were trying
to figure out how to cheat.
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00:29:08,389 --> 00:29:10,016
Let's go.
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00:29:12,483 --> 00:29:15,009
Hi, this is your old pal Val.
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00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:17,257
Leave your message
when you hear the beep.
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00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:20,459
He's checking his messages.
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00:29:20,494 --> 00:29:25,077
You have one saved message.
May 2nd, 7:39 P. M.
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00:29:25,112 --> 00:29:26,849
He's skipping that one.
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00:29:26,884 --> 00:29:31,945
You have one new message.
Today, 10:15 A. M.
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00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,841
Mr. Birch, this is Tony Forrest
at Southland mercedes.
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00:29:34,876 --> 00:29:36,197
I have some good news for you.
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00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:38,746
The new 640 you ordered
will be in tomorrow.
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00:29:38,781 --> 00:29:40,946
I got it here in three weeks
just like I promised.
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00:29:40,981 --> 00:29:42,982
Let me know when you
want to pick it up.
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00:29:46,435 --> 00:29:49,739
He ordered a new Mercedes-Benz
four weeks ago.
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00:29:50,314 --> 00:29:51,992
Before he went on the show.
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00:29:52,027 --> 00:29:53,926
That's what I call confidence.
He knew he was going to win.
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00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:57,484
If we can figure out how they're
cheating, we can nail them both.
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00:29:57,519 --> 00:30:01,210
- I have to get closer.
- Closer?
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00:30:01,245 --> 00:30:03,593
Yesterday we were
in the front row.
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00:30:03,628 --> 00:30:05,706
You can't get much
closer than that.
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00:30:08,447 --> 00:30:10,670
Please welcome to the show, Adrian monk.
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00:30:28,601 --> 00:30:29,917
Welcome to the show, Adrian.
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00:30:29,952 --> 00:30:31,893
Mr. E., You are not going to regret this.
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00:30:31,928 --> 00:30:34,756
Is there anybody you'd
like to say hello to? - Yes.
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00:30:35,272 --> 00:30:39,227
Okay, who would that be? - Sharona.
She's in New Jersey visiting her mother.
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00:30:39,262 --> 00:30:42,617
Oh, that's very nice. How long have
you and Sharona been married?
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00:30:42,938 --> 00:30:44,625
No, no, no.
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00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:45,937
Uh, Sharona is my nurse.
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00:30:45,972 --> 00:30:50,165
I was married, but my wife
Trudy was killed by a car bomb.
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00:30:51,878 --> 00:30:53,449
Did he just say "car bomb"?
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00:30:53,484 --> 00:30:58,197
Which is why I have devoted my life
to putting criminals behind bars,
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00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:02,238
even famous, powerful men
who think they're above the law.
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00:31:05,189 --> 00:31:08,004
Uh, I'm sure you do
a great job, too.
472
00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:11,772
- All right, who wants to...
- Dig for treasure?
473
00:31:11,807 --> 00:31:13,515
All right, Tanya, let's get
this game started.
474
00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:15,710
We're going to start out
with a $1,000 question.
475
00:31:17,424 --> 00:31:19,182
Where...
476
00:31:19,217 --> 00:31:21,051
Adrian.
477
00:31:21,987 --> 00:31:23,774
I'm sorry.
478
00:31:24,434 --> 00:31:28,253
Um, there was a smudge
on my buzzer thing.
479
00:31:28,288 --> 00:31:30,410
Well, I'm sorry, but according
to our rule book,
480
00:31:30,445 --> 00:31:32,212
you'll have to answer the question.
481
00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,559
Could you repeat the question, please?
482
00:31:34,594 --> 00:31:37,863
Yes, but unfortunately, only the
part that you've already heard,
483
00:31:37,898 --> 00:31:41,695
so... where?
484
00:31:42,593 --> 00:31:44,033
Where?
485
00:31:50,382 --> 00:31:51,896
Where?
486
00:31:54,109 --> 00:31:55,765
Once more, please.
487
00:31:56,648 --> 00:32:00,888
- Where?
- Where...
488
00:32:00,923 --> 00:32:03,688
you have 10 seconds.
489
00:32:05,514 --> 00:32:07,415
Constantinople.
490
00:32:07,450 --> 00:32:09,253
Well, we're a multiple choice show,
491
00:32:09,288 --> 00:32:11,550
so all we need is A, B, C, or D.
492
00:32:11,585 --> 00:32:14,849
- D.
- D?
493
00:32:14,884 --> 00:32:17,079
- No, B.
- B.
494
00:32:17,114 --> 00:32:18,922
B. B. Definitely B.
495
00:32:18,957 --> 00:32:22,912
- B, and that's your final answer.
- A.
496
00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:27,463
Uh, well, the correct answer
is C, Macy's.
497
00:32:28,478 --> 00:32:33,383
Moving on, let's go
to our $1,500 question.
498
00:32:34,929 --> 00:32:36,472
Oh, for the love of god.
499
00:32:36,507 --> 00:32:39,544
I'm sorry. It's still
a little grimy here.
500
00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:44,143
Time is money for some of us.
501
00:32:44,178 --> 00:32:45,645
Okay, I'll try.
502
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,521
All right, moving
onto the $1,500 question...
503
00:33:04,919 --> 00:33:07,284
Okay. I'm done.
504
00:33:12,334 --> 00:33:16,632
That's it. - What element do you
add to iron to make steel?
505
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:19,302
Is it A, aluminum, B, carbon,
506
00:33:19,337 --> 00:33:22,501
- C, lead, or...
- B, carbon.
507
00:33:22,536 --> 00:33:24,844
Carbon is correct for $1,500.
508
00:33:25,578 --> 00:33:27,349
They're still cheating.
509
00:33:28,097 --> 00:33:31,142
But why would they do that
with Adrian out there?
510
00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:33,453
They have no choice.
511
00:33:33,488 --> 00:33:35,630
- If Val loses today, he can't come back.
- What Greek city hosted
512
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,154
- the original olympics?
- That's a good point.
513
00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:40,075
Was it A, Athens, B, Rhodes,
514
00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:43,031
- C, Olympia...
- C, Olympia.
515
00:33:43,066 --> 00:33:46,084
Correct again for $1,500.
516
00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:51,849
He figured it out.
517
00:33:51,884 --> 00:33:54,016
He knows how they're cheating.
518
00:34:01,571 --> 00:34:04,465
One minute. We are back in one.
519
00:34:06,114 --> 00:34:08,986
- So you figured it out?
- Yes, sir. I know how they're cheating.
520
00:34:09,021 --> 00:34:10,537
Was I right about
the blinking? - No.
521
00:34:10,572 --> 00:34:12,769
- Was I close?
- No.
522
00:34:12,804 --> 00:34:14,146
But it is a code.
523
00:34:14,181 --> 00:34:17,514
Lankman is holding the question
cards differently every time.
524
00:34:18,081 --> 00:34:21,004
If he holds it by this corner,
it means the answer is A.
525
00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:23,411
This corner means B,
and this one's for C.
526
00:34:23,446 --> 00:34:25,065
What do we do now?
527
00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:28,019
I guess we call the police.
528
00:34:28,054 --> 00:34:31,867
Hi, it's me. It's 7:15.
Call me when you get home.
529
00:34:31,902 --> 00:34:34,132
I love you.
530
00:34:41,974 --> 00:34:43,340
Dwight...
531
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:45,488
Dwight!
532
00:34:45,523 --> 00:34:47,100
When did Lizzie Talvo die?
533
00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:48,852
- What was the date?
- May 2nd.
534
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,383
May 2nd. About what time?
535
00:34:50,418 --> 00:34:54,398
- Evening, while the show was on.
- Around 7:39 P. M.?
536
00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:57,104
- That sounds about right.
- Don't call the police. Not yet.
537
00:34:57,139 --> 00:34:59,201
These men are guilty of
more than just cheating,
538
00:34:59,236 --> 00:35:00,849
and I think I can prove it.
539
00:35:00,884 --> 00:35:03,331
- You're going to prove it now?
- If I don't do it now,
540
00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:05,036
they might destroy the evidence.
541
00:35:05,071 --> 00:35:09,223
- 15 seconds! Places!
- I got to go. I got to go.
542
00:35:09,258 --> 00:35:11,973
Listen, isn't there a way to make
a phone call during the show?
543
00:35:12,008 --> 00:35:14,488
Well, you can phone a friend, but
only if you make it to the bonus round.
544
00:35:14,523 --> 00:35:16,421
Oh, you're so far behind.
You'll never make it.
545
00:35:16,456 --> 00:35:21,729
Five seconds!
4, 3, 2...
546
00:35:24,761 --> 00:35:27,379
Welcome back to "Treasure chest."
My name is Roddy Lankman,
547
00:35:27,414 --> 00:35:33,646
and our reigning champ Val birch
is in the lead again with $3,000.
548
00:35:33,681 --> 00:35:36,561
In second place, Susan with zero,
549
00:35:36,596 --> 00:35:39,223
and, Adrian, you're at negative $1,000.
550
00:35:39,258 --> 00:35:41,369
Well, Roddy, I think
my luck is about to change.
551
00:35:41,404 --> 00:35:45,246
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Let's do round two and dig for treasure.
552
00:35:45,281 --> 00:35:48,368
For $4,000, the bone that connects
your knee to your ankle is
553
00:35:48,403 --> 00:35:51,766
- the A, fibula, B, tibia...
- B, tibia.
554
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:54,550
That is correct.
555
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:56,218
Next question.
556
00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:58,588
How many square yards
in an acre? Is...
557
00:35:58,623 --> 00:35:59,558
C.
558
00:36:02,049 --> 00:36:05,754
Uh, C is correct.
It's 4,840 square yards.
559
00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,347
Lucky guess.
560
00:36:08,382 --> 00:36:11,354
A lucky guess indeed.
For $5,000...
561
00:36:11,389 --> 00:36:14,749
- D.
- D is correct.
562
00:36:14,784 --> 00:36:17,043
Another lucky guess.
563
00:36:17,078 --> 00:36:20,521
For $5,500, president Mckinley
was assassinated...
564
00:36:20,556 --> 00:36:23,390
- D./- B.
- D. The answer is D, Roddy.
565
00:36:23,425 --> 00:36:26,760
D is correct, yes.
Next question...
566
00:36:26,795 --> 00:36:28,914
- who...
- B, B, B, B, B.
567
00:36:28,949 --> 00:36:31,291
B is correct.
It's Jackson Browne.
568
00:36:31,326 --> 00:36:33,833
- Susan, are you okay?
- I, I just...
569
00:36:33,868 --> 00:36:36,395
it looked so much easier
when I was watching at home.
570
00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:38,253
Yes, it always looks easier at home.
571
00:36:38,288 --> 00:36:40,748
- For $6,000...
- C!
572
00:36:40,783 --> 00:36:42,857
- No, C is not right.
- A.
573
00:36:42,892 --> 00:36:45,071
A is correct. The wombat.
574
00:36:45,106 --> 00:36:47,728
And for the last question,
for $6,000,
575
00:36:47,763 --> 00:36:50,364
- what element...
- D.
576
00:36:52,182 --> 00:36:56,231
D is correct, and that's
the end of round two.
577
00:36:56,266 --> 00:36:58,813
A couple of very intelligent
gentlemen here.
578
00:36:58,848 --> 00:37:02,782
Uh, that means Adrian monk is
the winner of round two.
579
00:37:02,817 --> 00:37:06,690
Val birch, you're going to have
to sit this one out this time.
580
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,749
Adrian, you understand
what happens in round two.
581
00:37:08,784 --> 00:37:10,456
You answer these five
questions correctly,
582
00:37:10,491 --> 00:37:11,763
and you not only win this game,
583
00:37:11,798 --> 00:37:15,051
but you win this great
big pot of gold!
584
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,040
You know how we play our game.
You have five questions.
585
00:37:21,075 --> 00:37:22,883
Let's see how you do.
586
00:37:22,918 --> 00:37:26,761
Adrian, who was the first president
to win the nobel peace prize?
587
00:37:26,796 --> 00:37:30,071
Roddy, I understand
I can phone a friend.
588
00:37:30,778 --> 00:37:32,519
You want to phone a friend
on the first question.
589
00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:35,974
Well, you're the boss.
Tanya, let's bring him the phone.
590
00:37:36,441 --> 00:37:38,614
For those joining us
for the first time,
591
00:37:38,649 --> 00:37:40,823
Adrian is going to call a friend
592
00:37:40,858 --> 00:37:44,074
to see if he can get a little help on
this very important bonus round question.
593
00:37:44,109 --> 00:37:46,325
All right, who would you like to call?
594
00:37:47,785 --> 00:37:50,318
Well, Roddy, I would like to call...
595
00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:53,130
- him.
- Me?
596
00:37:53,165 --> 00:37:55,538
You want to call me?
597
00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:58,042
I don't think I'm at home.
598
00:38:01,773 --> 00:38:03,374
Well, Mr. Monk,
what are you doing?
599
00:38:03,409 --> 00:38:05,790
Do you know what he's doing?
Because I don't know what he's doing.
600
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:11,108
I'm trying to prove that you
are guilty of murder, Mr. Lankman,
601
00:38:11,143 --> 00:38:14,478
or at the very least, manslaughter.
602
00:38:14,513 --> 00:38:16,591
Lizzie Talvo, your personal assistant,
603
00:38:16,626 --> 00:38:19,700
discovered that you were
cheating on the show.
604
00:38:20,948 --> 00:38:24,781
- Uh... can we go to a commercial?
- You do and you're fired.
605
00:38:24,816 --> 00:38:27,607
She died about a month ago
in a car crash,
606
00:38:27,642 --> 00:38:30,915
and this man has been
blackmailing you ever since,
607
00:38:30,950 --> 00:38:34,293
and you have been paying him off
here on your show
608
00:38:34,328 --> 00:38:36,700
by feeding him the answers.
609
00:38:38,224 --> 00:38:40,348
I knew it.
Do over.
610
00:38:40,383 --> 00:38:43,553
Mr. Birch, you were in Bluestone
valley the night she died.
611
00:38:46,683 --> 00:38:48,976
You must have seen the crash.
612
00:38:54,812 --> 00:38:58,159
She was still alive
when you got to the car.
613
00:38:59,155 --> 00:39:02,025
She had to have said something
to you before she died...
614
00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:04,773
something about Mr. Lankman.
615
00:39:04,808 --> 00:39:08,334
You must have realized
you just hit the jackpot.
616
00:39:08,369 --> 00:39:13,986
You called your own answering machine
and recorded her dying words.
617
00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:16,453
You can't prove any of this.
618
00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:17,838
I was at your house yesterday,
619
00:39:17,873 --> 00:39:20,965
and I happened to hear
the date and time stamp
620
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,598
of a phone message that
you had saved...
621
00:39:24,633 --> 00:39:27,882
May 2nd, 7:39 P. M.
622
00:39:27,917 --> 00:39:31,690
I think I can prove it, sir.
What's your number?
623
00:39:31,725 --> 00:39:35,614
Adrian, it's 555-0137.
624
00:39:35,649 --> 00:39:37,265
Thank you, Dwight.
625
00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:44,969
Hi, this is your old pal Val.
626
00:39:45,004 --> 00:39:47,226
Leave your message
when you hear the beep.
627
00:39:51,697 --> 00:39:56,073
4, 8, 2.
628
00:39:56,108 --> 00:40:01,634
You have one saved message.
May 2nd, 7:39 P. M.
629
00:40:01,669 --> 00:40:05,634
It was Roddy.
It was Roddy Lankman.
630
00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:07,891
He was cheating on the show.
631
00:40:07,926 --> 00:40:10,525
I was going to blow the whistle.
632
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,376
He cut my brakes.
633
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,128
Roddy.
634
00:40:16,139 --> 00:40:17,644
Mr. Lankman, Mr. Birch,
635
00:40:17,679 --> 00:40:19,860
some homicide detectives
are outside.
636
00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:21,447
They want to talk to you.
637
00:40:32,569 --> 00:40:33,868
Adrian.
638
00:40:38,826 --> 00:40:40,582
You were amazing.
639
00:40:42,255 --> 00:40:44,413
Just like Trudy always said.
640
00:40:46,921 --> 00:40:48,811
Thank you for this.
641
00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:52,380
Thank you for Trudy.
642
00:41:53,316 --> 00:41:56,911
Monday.
Dear diary, it is a terrible day.
643
00:41:56,946 --> 00:41:59,093
Ginger died this morning.
644
00:41:59,128 --> 00:42:02,026
I was too sad to go to
school or even eat.
645
00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,511
I cried all day.
646
00:42:03,546 --> 00:42:05,910
I will never be happy again.
647
00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:08,043
Friday.
648
00:42:08,078 --> 00:42:09,749
Tomorrow I'm going to camp.
649
00:42:09,784 --> 00:42:11,703
I have been packing all day.
650
00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:13,629
It's going to be so much fun.
651
00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:15,387
I can't wait.
652
00:42:15,422 --> 00:42:17,635
I still think about Ginger sometimes,
653
00:42:17,670 --> 00:42:20,024
but now I just remember the good times.
654
00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:21,888
I guess daddy was right.
655
00:42:21,923 --> 00:42:24,014
God wants people to be happy.
656
00:42:24,049 --> 00:42:26,604
Nobody can stay sad forever.
657
00:42:26,654 --> 00:42:31,204
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