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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,829 --> 00:00:29,711 Here's another geography question for $1000. 2 00:00:29,746 --> 00:00:32,892 What mountain range separates Casablanca from Sahara desert? 3 00:00:32,927 --> 00:00:35,674 Is it A, the Himalayas, B, the Atlas mountains, 4 00:00:35,709 --> 00:00:39,262 C, the Pyrenees or D, the Aberdare mountains? 5 00:00:40,303 --> 00:00:42,592 - Doesn't prove anything. - It proves everything, and you know it. 6 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:47,029 - Do you want to see it again? - No, thanks. I hate watching myself on TV. 7 00:00:47,064 --> 00:00:49,223 Roddy, why did you do it? 8 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,855 Have you ever been in debt, Lizzie? 9 00:00:50,890 --> 00:00:54,324 And I mean real debt. It changes everything. 10 00:00:54,359 --> 00:00:56,111 - That's no excuse. - What are you doing? 11 00:00:56,146 --> 00:00:58,826 - The right thing. - Look, Lizzie, 12 00:00:58,861 --> 00:01:01,660 if this is your way of asking for a raise, it worked. 13 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,548 Hey, how much do you want? 14 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:05,459 I don't want money, Roddy. I'm not you. 15 00:01:05,494 --> 00:01:07,501 All right, you don't want money. What do you want? 16 00:01:07,536 --> 00:01:08,957 I want to be able to sleep at night. 17 00:01:08,992 --> 00:01:12,073 I want to be able to be proud of the show the way I used to be. 18 00:01:15,561 --> 00:01:19,318 What are you going to do, slip it under the producer's door anonymously? 19 00:01:19,353 --> 00:01:22,190 Didn't even have the courage to write your own name on it. 20 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,882 Aw, Lizzie, all right, look, I'm sorry. 21 00:01:25,917 --> 00:01:28,947 - Hey, it'll never happen again. - Damn right it won't. 22 00:01:28,982 --> 00:01:32,163 Okay, okay. Look, you win. 23 00:01:33,034 --> 00:01:34,982 I'll quit the show. 24 00:01:35,017 --> 00:01:37,486 But just give me one day. 25 00:01:37,521 --> 00:01:39,312 Let me do it on my own, 26 00:01:39,347 --> 00:01:42,314 so I can do it with whatever's left of my dignity. 27 00:01:43,607 --> 00:01:46,373 - If this is a trick, I don't... - it's not a trick. It's not a trick. 28 00:01:46,408 --> 00:01:48,832 I swear to you. Watch, watch tonight. 29 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:51,541 Before the bonus round, I'll make an announcement. 30 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:55,604 God help me. 31 00:01:56,956 --> 00:01:58,762 Okay. 32 00:01:59,724 --> 00:02:01,219 Okay. 33 00:02:10,518 --> 00:02:13,300 How about another drink before I walk the plank? 34 00:02:13,830 --> 00:02:15,731 Sure. 35 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:06,746 Thank you. Welcome back to Treasure chest. I'm Roddy Lankman. 36 00:03:06,781 --> 00:03:08,592 Well, before we start the bonus round, 37 00:03:08,627 --> 00:03:11,213 I do have an important announcement to make. 38 00:03:11,248 --> 00:03:14,031 It's about time. - My contract here at Treasure chest is almost up, 39 00:03:14,066 --> 00:03:16,869 and a lot of people have been asking what my plans are. 40 00:03:16,904 --> 00:03:19,155 Well, this afternoon, I made a big decision, 41 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:21,772 and I'd like to share it with all you people. 42 00:03:22,956 --> 00:03:26,813 I just signed a new 5 year contract, which means I'm going to be right here 43 00:03:26,848 --> 00:03:30,517 doing what I always do for as long as they want me to be here. 44 00:03:30,552 --> 00:03:32,977 What do you think about that? 45 00:03:51,707 --> 00:03:54,860 Come on. Oh, my god. 46 00:04:00,768 --> 00:04:02,896 Come on. 47 00:04:02,931 --> 00:04:04,424 Oh, my god. 48 00:04:22,231 --> 00:04:24,497 MONK Season 3 Epi. 08 Mr. Monk and the Gameshow 49 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:22,710 - Oh, this is looking good. - You think so? 50 00:05:22,745 --> 00:05:24,977 Oh, it's looking fantastic. 51 00:05:25,012 --> 00:05:28,590 A little more mayonnaise, a pinch of paprika. 52 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:30,264 Maybe two pinches. Maybe three pinches. 53 00:05:30,299 --> 00:05:32,166 - Okay, that's perfect. - Maybe four pinches. 54 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:34,243 Okay, Kevin, I think that's enough. Thank you. 55 00:05:34,278 --> 00:05:38,321 We are going to need some pepper, and I think I have some upstairs. 56 00:05:38,356 --> 00:05:42,374 Maybe I should bring all my seasonings down here 57 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,011 if we're going to be cooking all week. 58 00:05:44,046 --> 00:05:46,527 All week? - Here's something you might find interesting. 59 00:05:46,562 --> 00:05:51,757 This is only the eighth time in my life I have ever had egg salad. - Really? 60 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:54,238 And how much do you want to bet I can name all eight? 61 00:05:56,497 --> 00:05:58,951 The first time was in third grade. 62 00:05:58,986 --> 00:06:01,894 I traded sandwiches with a kid named Stuart kramer. 63 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:05,948 Then three years after that, my cousin's confirmation party. 64 00:06:05,983 --> 00:06:10,595 Two years after that, I was in a restaurant. I ordered tuna fish. 65 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:12,216 - Do you like to laugh? - No, I don't. 66 00:06:12,251 --> 00:06:14,391 Well, get ready to, because I knew it was egg salad. 67 00:06:14,426 --> 00:06:17,097 I could smell it, but the waitress kept saying to me, 68 00:06:17,132 --> 00:06:19,987 "No, it's tuna fish." Phone. 69 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,619 We're on number three. Remember where we are. 70 00:06:22,654 --> 00:06:25,139 Hello? Oh, Sharona. 71 00:06:25,174 --> 00:06:27,562 Sharona, how, how's your mom? 72 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:31,667 Oh, good. Oh, thank god. Thank god for modern medicine. 73 00:06:32,283 --> 00:06:35,045 Not, not too good, actually. 74 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,366 He's in the kitchen right now 75 00:06:37,401 --> 00:06:40,566 naming every egg salad sandwich he ever had. 76 00:06:41,503 --> 00:06:45,001 Eight, including today. 77 00:06:45,036 --> 00:06:49,925 It's not funny. Stop, stop laughing. 78 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:54,258 Sharona, I don't, I don't know why you asked him to look in on me. 79 00:06:54,293 --> 00:06:58,152 I'm not a child. Please stop laughing. 80 00:06:58,813 --> 00:07:02,926 Okay, I'll call you back. Give her my best. Okay. 81 00:07:03,980 --> 00:07:09,822 And when you come back... bring a gun. Okay. bye. 82 00:07:10,795 --> 00:07:14,444 That was Sharona. She won't be coming back until monday. 83 00:07:14,479 --> 00:07:16,951 Monday. Wow. 84 00:07:16,986 --> 00:07:19,336 We are going to need some more food. 85 00:07:19,371 --> 00:07:21,846 Let's make a list. 86 00:07:24,072 --> 00:07:25,934 Okay. 87 00:07:25,969 --> 00:07:28,414 Bread, juice 88 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:31,803 paprika, milk... 89 00:07:31,838 --> 00:07:33,689 No milk. Right. 90 00:07:33,724 --> 00:07:38,208 Crossing that off the list. Adding to the list, bok choy. 91 00:07:38,243 --> 00:07:39,751 Doorbell. 92 00:07:44,029 --> 00:07:46,357 Who is it? 93 00:07:46,855 --> 00:07:50,583 It's Trudy's father. It's my father-in-law. 94 00:07:50,618 --> 00:07:53,221 - Yeah, he called this morning. - Why didn't you tell me? 95 00:07:53,256 --> 00:07:56,194 I did. I wrote it on a post-it note. 96 00:07:56,229 --> 00:07:58,411 We need more of those, by the way. We're out of them. 97 00:08:00,555 --> 00:08:03,866 - Adrian. - Dwight. 98 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:05,549 Dad. 99 00:08:13,686 --> 00:08:17,486 Yeah. I missed you, too. 100 00:08:18,926 --> 00:08:21,033 Mr. E., here's your coffee. 101 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,678 Sorry it took so long. I'm still not used to that kitchen. 102 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,696 - Careful. It's hot. - Thank you, Kevin. 103 00:08:28,334 --> 00:08:31,752 - Oh. There's something in there. - That's a raisin. 104 00:08:31,787 --> 00:08:33,440 I put it in to sweeten the coffee. 105 00:08:33,475 --> 00:08:36,838 Little trick I picked up when I was waiting tables in Aspen, Colorado, 106 00:08:36,873 --> 00:08:39,967 which I did for two summers. Not two consecutive summers, 107 00:08:40,002 --> 00:08:41,359 'cause there was a summer in between... 108 00:08:41,394 --> 00:08:42,702 - Thank you, Kevin. - Thank you, Kevin. 109 00:08:42,737 --> 00:08:45,012 - Delicious. - Okay. 110 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:51,717 - Oh, happy birthday. - Oh, thank you. 111 00:08:52,301 --> 00:08:56,926 - Did you get my card? - Uh, yes, I did. 112 00:08:56,961 --> 00:08:58,487 Did you look inside? 113 00:08:58,522 --> 00:09:02,922 'Cause the punch line was on the inside. - Yes, I did. 114 00:09:02,957 --> 00:09:06,435 - It was very funny. - It was a pun. 115 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:10,769 It was very funny. It's on my mantel. Everybody likes it. 116 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,836 - How is Marcia? - Much better. 117 00:09:16,871 --> 00:09:20,397 She's, uh, volunteering as a grief counselor. 118 00:09:21,297 --> 00:09:23,426 Believe me, she's good at it. 119 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,343 Send her my love. 120 00:09:27,378 --> 00:09:30,551 Well, I was hoping that wouldn't be necessary. That's why I'm here. 121 00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:34,338 I was hoping you might come back with me to Los angeles. 122 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:37,104 I'm producing a new game show. 123 00:09:37,139 --> 00:09:39,294 It's called "Treasure chest." 124 00:09:39,932 --> 00:09:42,482 Wow. Wow. Is that your show? 125 00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:44,514 Because I love that show. 126 00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:46,843 Who comes up with all those questions? 127 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:49,774 Well, we have a staff of writers. 128 00:09:51,339 --> 00:09:53,556 'Cause I'll tell you something, 129 00:09:53,591 --> 00:09:56,274 that is something I've always thought I would be good at. 130 00:09:56,309 --> 00:09:58,315 I'm always asking people questions, 131 00:09:58,350 --> 00:10:01,242 and a lot of the time, they are genuinely stumped. 132 00:10:01,277 --> 00:10:03,623 That's true. We are. 133 00:10:05,158 --> 00:10:08,916 Adrian... My little show's in trouble. 134 00:10:08,951 --> 00:10:11,044 - I think it's serious. - What is it? 135 00:10:11,079 --> 00:10:13,727 Well, I'd rather you see for yourself. 136 00:10:13,762 --> 00:10:16,706 Do you think you could come down to L. A. for a couple of days? 137 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,048 Plenty of room. Marcia would love it. 138 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:23,976 Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Dwight, I, I can't. 139 00:10:24,011 --> 00:10:27,465 Uh, I, I, I can't just leave. 140 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:32,730 - Sharona's not here. - I'm here. We could go. 141 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,497 Uh, I don't know. 142 00:10:34,532 --> 00:10:36,479 Come on, it'll be fun. 143 00:10:36,514 --> 00:10:40,726 Three guys on a road trip to Hollywood. 144 00:11:09,432 --> 00:11:11,299 - Is Roddy Lankman here? - Lenny, 145 00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:13,519 tell Bernie not to start the music cues too soon, 146 00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:15,446 and make sure the affiliates are sitting in the front row. 147 00:11:15,481 --> 00:11:18,010 - Mr. E., is Roddy Lankman here? - He's probably in makeup. 148 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,112 Okay, do you think I could talk to him? 149 00:11:19,147 --> 00:11:21,904 'Cause I have some ideas that I'd like to run by him. 150 00:11:21,939 --> 00:11:24,770 Don't worry, mr. E., I won't embarrass you. - I'm sure you won't. 151 00:11:24,805 --> 00:11:27,507 It's just that Roddy doesn't like to be disturbed before the show. 152 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:28,990 Tanya. 153 00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:33,960 This is Kevin dorfman, a friend of mine from San francisco. 154 00:11:33,995 --> 00:11:35,547 Would you mind showing him around? 155 00:11:35,582 --> 00:11:37,419 - I'd be happy to. - You're the pointer. 156 00:11:37,454 --> 00:11:39,640 Oh, point to something. 157 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,660 It looks better. She makes everything look better, Tanya. 158 00:11:42,695 --> 00:11:45,808 - Hey, how did you get this job? - I want you to meet someone. 159 00:11:49,714 --> 00:11:51,463 Val birch. 160 00:11:51,498 --> 00:11:53,443 This is my old friend, Adrian monk. 161 00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:54,962 Adrian. 162 00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:57,095 Well, gym class must have been hell with a name like that. 163 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:58,613 Yes. Yes, it was. Thank you. 164 00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:00,774 Are you nearly done, or do you just like touching me? 165 00:12:00,809 --> 00:12:02,915 Adrian's here from San francisco. 166 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:06,709 Oh, Frisco. God-awful town. I was there last year. 167 00:12:06,744 --> 00:12:08,437 It was foggy the whole week. 168 00:12:08,472 --> 00:12:11,173 When are they going to do something about all that fog? 169 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,573 Well, I, I don't know. I'll make some calls. 170 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:17,521 I couldn't see a damn thing, not even that, um... 171 00:12:17,556 --> 00:12:18,993 Uh, Golden bridge they got. 172 00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:22,471 - The Golden gate. - No, genius, the bridge. 173 00:12:22,506 --> 00:12:24,374 Right. That's what they call it the golden... 174 00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:26,556 Okay, okay. Testing, 1, 2, 3. 175 00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:29,008 We're done, okay? 176 00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:34,858 That idiot's won seven times in a row. 177 00:12:34,893 --> 00:12:39,525 Adrian, I know he's cheating. I just can't figure out how. 178 00:12:46,285 --> 00:12:50,156 - Roddy Lankman? - Uh, yeah. 179 00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:54,050 Kevin dorfman. I'm a big fan of yours, sir. A major fan. 180 00:12:54,085 --> 00:12:58,244 - Okay, how you doing? - Look, I know we just met, Roddy, 181 00:12:58,279 --> 00:13:01,546 but I understand you have your own production company. 182 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,224 Well, that's good, because I have an idea for a show, 183 00:13:04,259 --> 00:13:07,254 and if you're interested, we can produce it together. 184 00:13:07,289 --> 00:13:09,529 - I really can't. - Okay. 185 00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:10,895 It's called "40 winks." In a nutshell, 186 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:17,306 three contestants, three beds. The first one who falls asleep wins. 187 00:13:17,341 --> 00:13:20,351 So we're watching people fall asleep? - Exactly. 188 00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:23,789 - You snooze, you win. - I can't do that. 189 00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:26,788 I, I can't even really talk to strangers about ideas. 190 00:13:26,823 --> 00:13:28,944 It's for legal reasons. 191 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:31,561 Well, it's a good thing I'm not a stranger, then. 192 00:13:31,596 --> 00:13:34,001 - I'm friends with Dwight Ellison. - Oh, really? 193 00:13:34,036 --> 00:13:38,350 I'm here with Adrian monk, the detective. - Detective? 194 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,661 Yeah, from San francisco. Dwight brought him here to look around. 195 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,409 He's having some sort of problem with the show. 196 00:13:45,593 --> 00:13:47,662 Huh. 197 00:13:47,697 --> 00:13:50,120 - Nice to meet you. - All right. 198 00:13:51,222 --> 00:13:53,659 - A detective? - Will you keep it down? 199 00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:55,759 He's from San francisco. That's all I know. 200 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,260 - So what? - So what? 201 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,718 - He's going to be watching us. - So let him watch. 202 00:14:00,753 --> 00:14:04,101 He's not going to figure it out. The system is perfect. 203 00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,212 Now, look, here's what's going to happen. 204 00:14:06,247 --> 00:14:08,848 I'm going to win tonight, I'm going to win tomorrow, 205 00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:11,949 and I'm going to keep on winning until I say we're done. 206 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:15,847 - It's too dangerous. - It's too dangerous, huh? 207 00:14:15,882 --> 00:14:19,875 Well, I guess you should have thought of that before you killed your assistant. 208 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:23,754 Now let's go back inside. It's showtime. 209 00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,106 It's driving me nuts, Adrian. I need someone 210 00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:37,809 to look at this from a different angle. 211 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,987 - Maybe I'm missing something. - Are you sure he's cheating? 212 00:14:40,022 --> 00:14:43,142 He has to be. That Neanderthal Val birch... 213 00:14:43,177 --> 00:14:45,115 he's been answering graduate-level questions 214 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:48,129 in geography, history, astronomy. 215 00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:50,156 Nobody's that smart, not even you. 216 00:14:50,191 --> 00:14:52,695 So he has to be getting the questions in advance. 217 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:55,144 Maybe somebody's helping him, one of the writers. 218 00:14:55,179 --> 00:14:56,379 I thought of that. 219 00:14:56,414 --> 00:14:59,195 For the last two weeks, I've been writing all the questions myself. 220 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,405 These are the ones we're using tonight. 221 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,291 - Who else gets to see these? - Nobody. 222 00:15:04,326 --> 00:15:06,744 Not the director, not even Roddy. 223 00:15:06,779 --> 00:15:08,668 These envelopes stay sealed 224 00:15:08,703 --> 00:15:12,966 until he opens them on stage during the actual game. 225 00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:19,130 What are you doing? What is that? 226 00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:20,768 It's Roddy Lankman's pencil. 227 00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:23,547 Yeah, those are his teeth marks. 228 00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:25,229 This is what you call a collectible. 229 00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:27,157 You can look, but don't touch. 230 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,781 - I don't want to touch it. - Yeah, right. 231 00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:30,456 Seriously, don't touch it. 232 00:15:30,491 --> 00:15:33,187 Live from Hollywood, California, 233 00:15:33,222 --> 00:15:35,702 let's grab those shovels and go digging, 234 00:15:35,737 --> 00:15:39,373 'cause the name of the game is "Treasure chest". 235 00:15:39,408 --> 00:15:43,175 Here's your host, Roddy Lankman! 236 00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:46,585 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to "Treasure chest." 237 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:49,385 I'm Roddy Lankman, and, boy, what a nice crowd we have today, 238 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:51,836 but let's welcome back our reigning champion. 239 00:15:51,871 --> 00:15:55,600 He's been here for three weeks. He shows absolutely no signs of slowing down. 240 00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:57,711 He's a retired limousine driver from Woodland hills. 241 00:15:57,746 --> 00:16:00,798 In his free time, he likes hunting and fishing up in the Bluestone valley. 242 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,066 Welcome back to the show, Val birch! 243 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,286 What is the largest desert in Asia? 244 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:18,242 Is it A, the Sahara, B, the Negev, C, the Gobi, D.. 245 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,317 C, the Gobi. 246 00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:21,148 Correct for $1,000! 247 00:16:25,711 --> 00:16:29,287 Thank you, Tanya. The next question, for $1,500. 248 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,098 which Monarch is sometimes known as "the Tragic queen"? 249 00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:35,066 Was it A, queen Elizabeth, B, Marie antoinette, 250 00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:37,080 C, Catherine the Great... 251 00:16:37,115 --> 00:16:39,766 B, Mary ann tonette. 252 00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:42,387 Uh, that is correct. Marie antoinette. 253 00:16:45,356 --> 00:16:47,167 He mispronounced it. 254 00:16:48,198 --> 00:16:50,443 Here's a $2,000 question, 255 00:16:50,478 --> 00:16:52,409 and I see this one has a visual clue, 256 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,622 so, Tanya, if you could bring up our visual. 257 00:16:55,337 --> 00:16:56,788 Thank yon very much! 258 00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:59,240 Which founding father lived in this house? 259 00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:03,350 Was it A, George washington, B, Thomas jefferson, C... 260 00:17:03,385 --> 00:17:06,466 - B, Jefferson. - Jefferson is correct for $2,000. 261 00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:09,242 Pitching another perfect game, Val birch. 262 00:17:10,173 --> 00:17:11,717 - Did you see that? - What? 263 00:17:11,752 --> 00:17:15,380 He didn't even look at the picture, and he still got it right. 264 00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:18,433 How? - Maybe they're signaling each other. 265 00:17:18,468 --> 00:17:22,115 Val birch is still in the lead with a grand total of $234,000! 266 00:17:23,763 --> 00:17:26,719 That's a lot of money, Val. What do you plan to do with it? 267 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,340 I don't know. Let's just keep playing. 268 00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:36,296 Marcia. 269 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,765 Come see what the cat dragged in. 270 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,840 - Adrian. - Marcia. 271 00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,678 Welcome home. 272 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,876 Thank you. 273 00:17:46,971 --> 00:17:48,850 You okay? 274 00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:51,033 Yes, I'm, I'm just... 275 00:17:51,762 --> 00:17:54,754 - there are so many memories. - I know. 276 00:17:55,546 --> 00:17:58,027 That's why we could never move. 277 00:17:58,062 --> 00:17:59,969 Oh, honey, this is Kevin dorfman. 278 00:18:00,004 --> 00:18:04,159 Hello. Kevin dorfman. I live above Adrian. 279 00:18:04,194 --> 00:18:07,222 May I say what a lovely home you have here. - Oh, thank you. 280 00:18:07,257 --> 00:18:09,286 - Spanish style, isn't it? - Yes. 281 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:12,555 Yes, I thought so. I grew up in a house just like this, 282 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:16,255 except the dining room was over on this side... 283 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,636 Hello. 284 00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:35,658 Hi, mom, dad. This is Adrian. 285 00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:39,889 - Mr. and Mrs. Ellison. - It's Dwight and Marcia. 286 00:18:39,924 --> 00:18:42,802 I feel like we're old friends, the way Trudy talks about you. 287 00:18:42,837 --> 00:18:45,307 She's been sending us articles and newspaper stories. 288 00:18:45,342 --> 00:18:47,631 You can believe about 40% of that stuff. 289 00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:49,864 Come in, come in. 290 00:18:49,899 --> 00:18:51,952 You must be exhausted. 291 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,113 - Nice to see you. - So good to see you, too. 292 00:18:55,148 --> 00:18:58,064 Oh, that's okay. We don't mind a little dirt. 293 00:18:58,099 --> 00:19:02,148 - Almost done. - Okay. 294 00:19:03,595 --> 00:19:06,036 You have a beautiful home. 295 00:19:07,452 --> 00:19:09,680 Well, that's fascinating. 296 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,751 Well, come on in. 297 00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:14,512 I'm sure you must all be exhausted. 298 00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:17,814 Adrian, you remember where the guest room is? 299 00:19:17,849 --> 00:19:19,423 Oh, yeah. 300 00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:00,628 It's still how she left it. 301 00:20:00,663 --> 00:20:02,164 Do you want to go in? 302 00:20:02,199 --> 00:20:05,639 There might be something you want to keep. 303 00:20:11,027 --> 00:20:13,194 I can't. 304 00:20:13,229 --> 00:20:15,133 I know. 305 00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:18,283 It took me 2 and half years. 306 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:22,220 How did you do it, Marcia? 307 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,215 How did you survive? 308 00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,503 I didn't think I would. 309 00:20:31,246 --> 00:20:33,014 I was buried alive. 310 00:20:33,991 --> 00:20:35,289 Buried alive. 311 00:20:38,952 --> 00:20:42,639 And then one day, the sun came up. 312 00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:44,106 My garden was blooming. 313 00:20:44,141 --> 00:20:47,145 Kids were riding by the house on their bikes, 314 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,361 and I decided to give the world a second chance. 315 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,731 It's still a beautiful world, Adrian. 316 00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:10,336 - You don't have to do that. - It's no problem. 317 00:21:10,371 --> 00:21:15,249 I remember how you like everything separated. It's okay. 318 00:21:15,284 --> 00:21:18,296 So, Kevin, did I understand Adrian correctly? 319 00:21:18,331 --> 00:21:20,410 You won the lottery a couple years ago? 320 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,462 Yes, I did. That is accurate. 321 00:21:25,063 --> 00:21:27,511 And you're probably wondering what happened to all the money. 322 00:21:27,546 --> 00:21:29,920 That's a fair question. Here's a tip. 323 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,316 if you're ever lucky enough to win the big jackpot, 324 00:21:32,351 --> 00:21:35,838 you should probably not make some of the mistakes I made. 325 00:21:35,873 --> 00:21:38,992 For one thing, Vegas. it's a good place to avoid. 326 00:21:39,027 --> 00:21:41,967 Secondly, if you're ever going to hire an accountant, 327 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:44,667 you might want to make sure he's certified. 328 00:21:44,702 --> 00:21:47,269 And most importantly, never, under any circumstances, 329 00:21:47,304 --> 00:21:49,657 marry Lisa Abromowitz. 330 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,829 I'll try to remember that. 331 00:21:54,864 --> 00:21:56,988 Or her sister Shelly. 332 00:22:02,884 --> 00:22:05,230 Is something wrong with the food? 333 00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:07,711 Oh, no, mom. It's perfect. 334 00:22:07,746 --> 00:22:10,377 I'll, um, explain later. 335 00:22:11,018 --> 00:22:14,630 Adrian, I'm producing a new cop show in the fall. 336 00:22:14,665 --> 00:22:18,608 We're looking for a consultant to work with the writers, keep us honest. 337 00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:22,622 The position is yours if you want it. - Wow. 338 00:22:23,323 --> 00:22:24,743 Dwight, I don't know what to say. 339 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:25,712 Why don't you say yes? 340 00:22:25,747 --> 00:22:28,889 Dad, that's really sweet, but Adrian would never quit his job. 341 00:22:28,924 --> 00:22:31,357 It's his life. Oh, you guys should see him. 342 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:33,198 - He is so brilliant. - Here we go. 343 00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:34,161 When he's at a crime scene, 344 00:22:34,196 --> 00:22:36,546 the other policemen, they just stand back and watch him work. 345 00:22:36,581 --> 00:22:38,335 They watch me so they know what not to do. 346 00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:40,291 Oh, you are so modest. 347 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:44,213 Besides, we love San francisco. I really can't see us ever leaving. 348 00:22:44,248 --> 00:22:45,867 It's so far away. 349 00:22:45,902 --> 00:22:48,441 Not the way Trudy drives. 350 00:22:48,476 --> 00:22:51,146 So you won't be moving back. 351 00:22:51,181 --> 00:22:55,263 Well, Adrian, you take care of my little girl. 352 00:22:55,298 --> 00:22:58,962 - She's all we have. - Yes, sir. I will. 353 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,905 I'm so sorry. 354 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,947 - About what? - Wait a minute. 355 00:23:12,982 --> 00:23:14,989 Hold the phone. I've got it. 356 00:23:15,024 --> 00:23:18,418 Got what? - How they're cheating on the show. 357 00:23:18,453 --> 00:23:20,071 It's a code. 358 00:23:20,106 --> 00:23:24,535 Roddy Lankman is blinking when he asks the questions. 359 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:28,439 Like once for A, two for B. 360 00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:31,925 - That's what he does. - No, no, no, no. I thought about that. 361 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,112 I've studied every frame from every show. It's impossible. 362 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:38,239 He never blinks or gestures or changes his voice, 363 00:23:38,274 --> 00:23:40,579 at least that I could tell. 364 00:23:40,614 --> 00:23:43,908 Well, you were there. Did you notice anything? - No, no. 365 00:23:43,943 --> 00:23:46,484 But when can I talk to this Mr. Lankman? 366 00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:49,285 I've already asked him. He won't talk to you or anybody. 367 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,364 These days, he hardly ever leaves his trailer. 368 00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:54,448 Poor guy's had a pretty tough year. 369 00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:56,187 What happened? 370 00:23:56,222 --> 00:23:58,489 Well, for one thing, he's broke. 371 00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,314 He declared bankruptcy last January. 372 00:24:00,349 --> 00:24:03,194 - And then there was the accident. - What accident? 373 00:24:03,229 --> 00:24:07,223 Last month his personal assistant, a girl named Lizzie Talvo, was killed. 374 00:24:07,258 --> 00:24:10,894 Her car went off the road in Bluestone valley. 375 00:24:10,929 --> 00:24:13,918 - Roddy took it pretty hard. - Bluestone valley? 376 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:17,616 Val birch goes fishing in Bluestone valley. 377 00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:21,812 They mentioned it on the show when they introduced him. 378 00:24:22,938 --> 00:24:28,314 Val birch fishes... where the girl was killed. 379 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:33,614 He fishes where the girl was killed. 380 00:24:33,649 --> 00:24:36,024 That's probably important. 381 00:24:37,071 --> 00:24:39,398 Did you notice he said it twice? 382 00:24:50,743 --> 00:24:52,620 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 383 00:24:53,084 --> 00:24:56,139 - Why are you making that face? - We're in rugged terrain. 384 00:24:56,174 --> 00:24:58,364 This is my rugged terrain face. - Okay. 385 00:25:00,692 --> 00:25:04,345 Okay, she was, she was traveling east. 386 00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:08,965 Her car went off the road up there, ended up... 387 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,398 right here between these two rocks. 388 00:25:11,433 --> 00:25:14,804 - Haven't the police already been here? - Well, that's true but... 389 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:19,461 they weren't really looking for anything. This wasn't a criminal investigation. 390 00:25:26,755 --> 00:25:28,243 What is it? 391 00:25:28,747 --> 00:25:30,385 Something? 392 00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:35,412 Something intended for Dwight Ellison. 393 00:25:39,737 --> 00:25:43,775 - An exercise tape. - Did you bring those baggies? 394 00:25:44,901 --> 00:25:46,906 Oh, this is real evidence, isn't it? 395 00:25:46,941 --> 00:25:49,284 Oh, goodness. I feel like a... 396 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:54,454 - What's the matter? Are you okay? - I just swallowed a bug. 397 00:25:54,489 --> 00:25:58,248 - You, you what? - I'm okay. - - Oh, god. 398 00:26:10,922 --> 00:26:12,563 What is it? 399 00:26:20,903 --> 00:26:22,562 It's Val birch. 400 00:26:23,846 --> 00:26:25,221 He was here. 401 00:26:28,886 --> 00:26:30,806 Kevin? - It's okay. I spit that one out. 402 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:33,649 Oh, god. Just, let's get out of here, 403 00:26:33,684 --> 00:26:36,403 and just, for god's sake, cover your mouth. - Okay. 404 00:26:36,438 --> 00:26:37,816 It's just a videotape. 405 00:26:37,851 --> 00:26:40,229 "Thighs and abs: 10 minutes a day to a perfect you." 406 00:26:40,264 --> 00:26:42,731 Does that mean anything to you? Yeah, me neither. 407 00:26:42,766 --> 00:26:45,653 We're at Val birch's house now. I want to have another word with him. 408 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:48,289 No, I'll be fine. Thanks. I appreciate that, Dwight. 409 00:26:52,370 --> 00:26:54,023 I don't think he's home. 410 00:26:58,046 --> 00:26:59,845 Hello, Mr. Birch? 411 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,601 Hello, it's Adrian monk. We spoke yesterday at the show. 412 00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:05,482 Mr. Birch? 413 00:27:05,517 --> 00:27:09,337 I'm here, too. Kevin dorfman. I'm his upstairs neighbor. 414 00:27:15,361 --> 00:27:18,722 It looks unlocked? What do you think? 415 00:27:18,757 --> 00:27:21,339 Well, we can't go in without a reason. 416 00:27:22,943 --> 00:27:26,801 - I'm kind of thirsty. Does that count? - No, Kevin. 417 00:27:26,836 --> 00:27:28,718 Thirst is no excuse for breaking and entering. 418 00:27:28,753 --> 00:27:32,430 - Wouldn't it be cool if it was? - Yes, that would be cool. 419 00:27:32,465 --> 00:27:34,668 Here. Let me... 420 00:27:34,703 --> 00:27:35,998 what are you doing? What are you doing? 421 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:39,146 I'm leaning in. Yeah, I went to law school for three semesters. 422 00:27:39,181 --> 00:27:41,958 You can lean anywhere you want. It's in the constitution. 423 00:27:43,003 --> 00:27:45,672 I can't imagine which constitution you're referring to. 424 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,957 You know what? Grab my pants. 425 00:27:48,429 --> 00:27:51,199 Pardon me? - Grab my pants. I need the counterweight. 426 00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:53,033 Kevin, I really don't want to grab your pants. 427 00:27:53,986 --> 00:27:56,834 If I touch that floor, it's a felony. 428 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,172 Mr. Birch? 429 00:28:14,576 --> 00:28:17,743 Hello? Mr. Birch?. 430 00:28:17,778 --> 00:28:19,794 Hello? 431 00:28:19,829 --> 00:28:23,403 Kevin, you see that pencil on the chair? Can you reach that? 432 00:28:33,424 --> 00:28:37,182 - You got it? - I got it. Pull me. Yes, I got it. 433 00:28:39,336 --> 00:28:42,684 Do you still have the pencil that Roddy Lankman gave you yesterday? 434 00:28:42,719 --> 00:28:45,364 - The collectible. - The collectible. 435 00:28:52,925 --> 00:28:56,998 - Kevin, do you have the pencil? - I have the pencil. 436 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:01,594 He was here. 437 00:29:02,465 --> 00:29:04,394 Roddy Lankman was here... 438 00:29:04,429 --> 00:29:05,675 but why? 439 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:08,354 Maybe they were trying to figure out how to cheat. 440 00:29:08,389 --> 00:29:10,016 Let's go. 441 00:29:12,483 --> 00:29:15,009 Hi, this is your old pal Val. 442 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:17,257 Leave your message when you hear the beep. 443 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:20,459 He's checking his messages. 444 00:29:20,494 --> 00:29:25,077 You have one saved message. May 2nd, 7:39 P. M. 445 00:29:25,112 --> 00:29:26,849 He's skipping that one. 446 00:29:26,884 --> 00:29:31,945 You have one new message. Today, 10:15 A. M. 447 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,841 Mr. Birch, this is Tony Forrest at Southland mercedes. 448 00:29:34,876 --> 00:29:36,197 I have some good news for you. 449 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:38,746 The new 640 you ordered will be in tomorrow. 450 00:29:38,781 --> 00:29:40,946 I got it here in three weeks just like I promised. 451 00:29:40,981 --> 00:29:42,982 Let me know when you want to pick it up. 452 00:29:46,435 --> 00:29:49,739 He ordered a new Mercedes-Benz four weeks ago. 453 00:29:50,314 --> 00:29:51,992 Before he went on the show. 454 00:29:52,027 --> 00:29:53,926 That's what I call confidence. He knew he was going to win. 455 00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:57,484 If we can figure out how they're cheating, we can nail them both. 456 00:29:57,519 --> 00:30:01,210 - I have to get closer. - Closer? 457 00:30:01,245 --> 00:30:03,593 Yesterday we were in the front row. 458 00:30:03,628 --> 00:30:05,706 You can't get much closer than that. 459 00:30:08,447 --> 00:30:10,670 Please welcome to the show, Adrian monk. 460 00:30:28,601 --> 00:30:29,917 Welcome to the show, Adrian. 461 00:30:29,952 --> 00:30:31,893 Mr. E., You are not going to regret this. 462 00:30:31,928 --> 00:30:34,756 Is there anybody you'd like to say hello to? - Yes. 463 00:30:35,272 --> 00:30:39,227 Okay, who would that be? - Sharona. She's in New Jersey visiting her mother. 464 00:30:39,262 --> 00:30:42,617 Oh, that's very nice. How long have you and Sharona been married? 465 00:30:42,938 --> 00:30:44,625 No, no, no. 466 00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:45,937 Uh, Sharona is my nurse. 467 00:30:45,972 --> 00:30:50,165 I was married, but my wife Trudy was killed by a car bomb. 468 00:30:51,878 --> 00:30:53,449 Did he just say "car bomb"? 469 00:30:53,484 --> 00:30:58,197 Which is why I have devoted my life to putting criminals behind bars, 470 00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:02,238 even famous, powerful men who think they're above the law. 471 00:31:05,189 --> 00:31:08,004 Uh, I'm sure you do a great job, too. 472 00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:11,772 - All right, who wants to... - Dig for treasure? 473 00:31:11,807 --> 00:31:13,515 All right, Tanya, let's get this game started. 474 00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:15,710 We're going to start out with a $1,000 question. 475 00:31:17,424 --> 00:31:19,182 Where... 476 00:31:19,217 --> 00:31:21,051 Adrian. 477 00:31:21,987 --> 00:31:23,774 I'm sorry. 478 00:31:24,434 --> 00:31:28,253 Um, there was a smudge on my buzzer thing. 479 00:31:28,288 --> 00:31:30,410 Well, I'm sorry, but according to our rule book, 480 00:31:30,445 --> 00:31:32,212 you'll have to answer the question. 481 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,559 Could you repeat the question, please? 482 00:31:34,594 --> 00:31:37,863 Yes, but unfortunately, only the part that you've already heard, 483 00:31:37,898 --> 00:31:41,695 so... where? 484 00:31:42,593 --> 00:31:44,033 Where? 485 00:31:50,382 --> 00:31:51,896 Where? 486 00:31:54,109 --> 00:31:55,765 Once more, please. 487 00:31:56,648 --> 00:32:00,888 - Where? - Where... 488 00:32:00,923 --> 00:32:03,688 you have 10 seconds. 489 00:32:05,514 --> 00:32:07,415 Constantinople. 490 00:32:07,450 --> 00:32:09,253 Well, we're a multiple choice show, 491 00:32:09,288 --> 00:32:11,550 so all we need is A, B, C, or D. 492 00:32:11,585 --> 00:32:14,849 - D. - D? 493 00:32:14,884 --> 00:32:17,079 - No, B. - B. 494 00:32:17,114 --> 00:32:18,922 B. B. Definitely B. 495 00:32:18,957 --> 00:32:22,912 - B, and that's your final answer. - A. 496 00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:27,463 Uh, well, the correct answer is C, Macy's. 497 00:32:28,478 --> 00:32:33,383 Moving on, let's go to our $1,500 question. 498 00:32:34,929 --> 00:32:36,472 Oh, for the love of god. 499 00:32:36,507 --> 00:32:39,544 I'm sorry. It's still a little grimy here. 500 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:44,143 Time is money for some of us. 501 00:32:44,178 --> 00:32:45,645 Okay, I'll try. 502 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,521 All right, moving onto the $1,500 question... 503 00:33:04,919 --> 00:33:07,284 Okay. I'm done. 504 00:33:12,334 --> 00:33:16,632 That's it. - What element do you add to iron to make steel? 505 00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:19,302 Is it A, aluminum, B, carbon, 506 00:33:19,337 --> 00:33:22,501 - C, lead, or... - B, carbon. 507 00:33:22,536 --> 00:33:24,844 Carbon is correct for $1,500. 508 00:33:25,578 --> 00:33:27,349 They're still cheating. 509 00:33:28,097 --> 00:33:31,142 But why would they do that with Adrian out there? 510 00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:33,453 They have no choice. 511 00:33:33,488 --> 00:33:35,630 - If Val loses today, he can't come back. - What Greek city hosted 512 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,154 - the original olympics? - That's a good point. 513 00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:40,075 Was it A, Athens, B, Rhodes, 514 00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:43,031 - C, Olympia... - C, Olympia. 515 00:33:43,066 --> 00:33:46,084 Correct again for $1,500. 516 00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:51,849 He figured it out. 517 00:33:51,884 --> 00:33:54,016 He knows how they're cheating. 518 00:34:01,571 --> 00:34:04,465 One minute. We are back in one. 519 00:34:06,114 --> 00:34:08,986 - So you figured it out? - Yes, sir. I know how they're cheating. 520 00:34:09,021 --> 00:34:10,537 Was I right about the blinking? - No. 521 00:34:10,572 --> 00:34:12,769 - Was I close? - No. 522 00:34:12,804 --> 00:34:14,146 But it is a code. 523 00:34:14,181 --> 00:34:17,514 Lankman is holding the question cards differently every time. 524 00:34:18,081 --> 00:34:21,004 If he holds it by this corner, it means the answer is A. 525 00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:23,411 This corner means B, and this one's for C. 526 00:34:23,446 --> 00:34:25,065 What do we do now? 527 00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:28,019 I guess we call the police. 528 00:34:28,054 --> 00:34:31,867 Hi, it's me. It's 7:15. Call me when you get home. 529 00:34:31,902 --> 00:34:34,132 I love you. 530 00:34:41,974 --> 00:34:43,340 Dwight... 531 00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:45,488 Dwight! 532 00:34:45,523 --> 00:34:47,100 When did Lizzie Talvo die? 533 00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:48,852 - What was the date? - May 2nd. 534 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,383 May 2nd. About what time? 535 00:34:50,418 --> 00:34:54,398 - Evening, while the show was on. - Around 7:39 P. M.? 536 00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:57,104 - That sounds about right. - Don't call the police. Not yet. 537 00:34:57,139 --> 00:34:59,201 These men are guilty of more than just cheating, 538 00:34:59,236 --> 00:35:00,849 and I think I can prove it. 539 00:35:00,884 --> 00:35:03,331 - You're going to prove it now? - If I don't do it now, 540 00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:05,036 they might destroy the evidence. 541 00:35:05,071 --> 00:35:09,223 - 15 seconds! Places! - I got to go. I got to go. 542 00:35:09,258 --> 00:35:11,973 Listen, isn't there a way to make a phone call during the show? 543 00:35:12,008 --> 00:35:14,488 Well, you can phone a friend, but only if you make it to the bonus round. 544 00:35:14,523 --> 00:35:16,421 Oh, you're so far behind. You'll never make it. 545 00:35:16,456 --> 00:35:21,729 Five seconds! 4, 3, 2... 546 00:35:24,761 --> 00:35:27,379 Welcome back to "Treasure chest." My name is Roddy Lankman, 547 00:35:27,414 --> 00:35:33,646 and our reigning champ Val birch is in the lead again with $3,000. 548 00:35:33,681 --> 00:35:36,561 In second place, Susan with zero, 549 00:35:36,596 --> 00:35:39,223 and, Adrian, you're at negative $1,000. 550 00:35:39,258 --> 00:35:41,369 Well, Roddy, I think my luck is about to change. 551 00:35:41,404 --> 00:35:45,246 Well, there's only one way to find out. Let's do round two and dig for treasure. 552 00:35:45,281 --> 00:35:48,368 For $4,000, the bone that connects your knee to your ankle is 553 00:35:48,403 --> 00:35:51,766 - the A, fibula, B, tibia... - B, tibia. 554 00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:54,550 That is correct. 555 00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:56,218 Next question. 556 00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:58,588 How many square yards in an acre? Is... 557 00:35:58,623 --> 00:35:59,558 C. 558 00:36:02,049 --> 00:36:05,754 Uh, C is correct. It's 4,840 square yards. 559 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,347 Lucky guess. 560 00:36:08,382 --> 00:36:11,354 A lucky guess indeed. For $5,000... 561 00:36:11,389 --> 00:36:14,749 - D. - D is correct. 562 00:36:14,784 --> 00:36:17,043 Another lucky guess. 563 00:36:17,078 --> 00:36:20,521 For $5,500, president Mckinley was assassinated... 564 00:36:20,556 --> 00:36:23,390 - D./- B. - D. The answer is D, Roddy. 565 00:36:23,425 --> 00:36:26,760 D is correct, yes. Next question... 566 00:36:26,795 --> 00:36:28,914 - who... - B, B, B, B, B. 567 00:36:28,949 --> 00:36:31,291 B is correct. It's Jackson Browne. 568 00:36:31,326 --> 00:36:33,833 - Susan, are you okay? - I, I just... 569 00:36:33,868 --> 00:36:36,395 it looked so much easier when I was watching at home. 570 00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:38,253 Yes, it always looks easier at home. 571 00:36:38,288 --> 00:36:40,748 - For $6,000... - C! 572 00:36:40,783 --> 00:36:42,857 - No, C is not right. - A. 573 00:36:42,892 --> 00:36:45,071 A is correct. The wombat. 574 00:36:45,106 --> 00:36:47,728 And for the last question, for $6,000, 575 00:36:47,763 --> 00:36:50,364 - what element... - D. 576 00:36:52,182 --> 00:36:56,231 D is correct, and that's the end of round two. 577 00:36:56,266 --> 00:36:58,813 A couple of very intelligent gentlemen here. 578 00:36:58,848 --> 00:37:02,782 Uh, that means Adrian monk is the winner of round two. 579 00:37:02,817 --> 00:37:06,690 Val birch, you're going to have to sit this one out this time. 580 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,749 Adrian, you understand what happens in round two. 581 00:37:08,784 --> 00:37:10,456 You answer these five questions correctly, 582 00:37:10,491 --> 00:37:11,763 and you not only win this game, 583 00:37:11,798 --> 00:37:15,051 but you win this great big pot of gold! 584 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,040 You know how we play our game. You have five questions. 585 00:37:21,075 --> 00:37:22,883 Let's see how you do. 586 00:37:22,918 --> 00:37:26,761 Adrian, who was the first president to win the nobel peace prize? 587 00:37:26,796 --> 00:37:30,071 Roddy, I understand I can phone a friend. 588 00:37:30,778 --> 00:37:32,519 You want to phone a friend on the first question. 589 00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:35,974 Well, you're the boss. Tanya, let's bring him the phone. 590 00:37:36,441 --> 00:37:38,614 For those joining us for the first time, 591 00:37:38,649 --> 00:37:40,823 Adrian is going to call a friend 592 00:37:40,858 --> 00:37:44,074 to see if he can get a little help on this very important bonus round question. 593 00:37:44,109 --> 00:37:46,325 All right, who would you like to call? 594 00:37:47,785 --> 00:37:50,318 Well, Roddy, I would like to call... 595 00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:53,130 - him. - Me? 596 00:37:53,165 --> 00:37:55,538 You want to call me? 597 00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:58,042 I don't think I'm at home. 598 00:38:01,773 --> 00:38:03,374 Well, Mr. Monk, what are you doing? 599 00:38:03,409 --> 00:38:05,790 Do you know what he's doing? Because I don't know what he's doing. 600 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:11,108 I'm trying to prove that you are guilty of murder, Mr. Lankman, 601 00:38:11,143 --> 00:38:14,478 or at the very least, manslaughter. 602 00:38:14,513 --> 00:38:16,591 Lizzie Talvo, your personal assistant, 603 00:38:16,626 --> 00:38:19,700 discovered that you were cheating on the show. 604 00:38:20,948 --> 00:38:24,781 - Uh... can we go to a commercial? - You do and you're fired. 605 00:38:24,816 --> 00:38:27,607 She died about a month ago in a car crash, 606 00:38:27,642 --> 00:38:30,915 and this man has been blackmailing you ever since, 607 00:38:30,950 --> 00:38:34,293 and you have been paying him off here on your show 608 00:38:34,328 --> 00:38:36,700 by feeding him the answers. 609 00:38:38,224 --> 00:38:40,348 I knew it. Do over. 610 00:38:40,383 --> 00:38:43,553 Mr. Birch, you were in Bluestone valley the night she died. 611 00:38:46,683 --> 00:38:48,976 You must have seen the crash. 612 00:38:54,812 --> 00:38:58,159 She was still alive when you got to the car. 613 00:38:59,155 --> 00:39:02,025 She had to have said something to you before she died... 614 00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:04,773 something about Mr. Lankman. 615 00:39:04,808 --> 00:39:08,334 You must have realized you just hit the jackpot. 616 00:39:08,369 --> 00:39:13,986 You called your own answering machine and recorded her dying words. 617 00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:16,453 You can't prove any of this. 618 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:17,838 I was at your house yesterday, 619 00:39:17,873 --> 00:39:20,965 and I happened to hear the date and time stamp 620 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,598 of a phone message that you had saved... 621 00:39:24,633 --> 00:39:27,882 May 2nd, 7:39 P. M. 622 00:39:27,917 --> 00:39:31,690 I think I can prove it, sir. What's your number? 623 00:39:31,725 --> 00:39:35,614 Adrian, it's 555-0137. 624 00:39:35,649 --> 00:39:37,265 Thank you, Dwight. 625 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:44,969 Hi, this is your old pal Val. 626 00:39:45,004 --> 00:39:47,226 Leave your message when you hear the beep. 627 00:39:51,697 --> 00:39:56,073 4, 8, 2. 628 00:39:56,108 --> 00:40:01,634 You have one saved message. May 2nd, 7:39 P. M. 629 00:40:01,669 --> 00:40:05,634 It was Roddy. It was Roddy Lankman. 630 00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:07,891 He was cheating on the show. 631 00:40:07,926 --> 00:40:10,525 I was going to blow the whistle. 632 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,376 He cut my brakes. 633 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,128 Roddy. 634 00:40:16,139 --> 00:40:17,644 Mr. Lankman, Mr. Birch, 635 00:40:17,679 --> 00:40:19,860 some homicide detectives are outside. 636 00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:21,447 They want to talk to you. 637 00:40:32,569 --> 00:40:33,868 Adrian. 638 00:40:38,826 --> 00:40:40,582 You were amazing. 639 00:40:42,255 --> 00:40:44,413 Just like Trudy always said. 640 00:40:46,921 --> 00:40:48,811 Thank you for this. 641 00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:52,380 Thank you for Trudy. 642 00:41:53,316 --> 00:41:56,911 Monday. Dear diary, it is a terrible day. 643 00:41:56,946 --> 00:41:59,093 Ginger died this morning. 644 00:41:59,128 --> 00:42:02,026 I was too sad to go to school or even eat. 645 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,511 I cried all day. 646 00:42:03,546 --> 00:42:05,910 I will never be happy again. 647 00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:08,043 Friday. 648 00:42:08,078 --> 00:42:09,749 Tomorrow I'm going to camp. 649 00:42:09,784 --> 00:42:11,703 I have been packing all day. 650 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:13,629 It's going to be so much fun. 651 00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:15,387 I can't wait. 652 00:42:15,422 --> 00:42:17,635 I still think about Ginger sometimes, 653 00:42:17,670 --> 00:42:20,024 but now I just remember the good times. 654 00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:21,888 I guess daddy was right. 655 00:42:21,923 --> 00:42:24,014 God wants people to be happy. 656 00:42:24,049 --> 00:42:26,604 Nobody can stay sad forever. 657 00:42:26,654 --> 00:42:31,204 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51639

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