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(women murmuring)

Oh, shit. (laughs)

Obviously the past, right?

(laughs)

You owe us 750.

Here you go.

Really?

Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

Clockwise.

(blows) All clean.

Good night!

Good night.

Please watch the lateness next time.

Okay! (chuckles)

Esme, do you think you could cover my shift next week?

Oh, uh, well, see,

I actually have a really important audition that day.

Please, Esme.

I'll think about it.

Here. They're for my life coaching.

Don't be confused though, my name's Orly.

Esme's just my rider name.

Okay! Uh...

Can I use your bathroom?

Sure. Cool.

I gotta wash out my Diva Cup.

? ?

Yeah!

Hello! Weed delivery!

(loud clattering)

I fucked it up a little bit, but it's still pretty sick, right?

Yeah, powerful. (laughs)

Are your phones charged yet?

Wow, that smells great.

Is there some for me?

Uh, uh...

Sure.

Great! I don't eat fish.

Man: Please stop that.

Hey, you want me to take a picture?

Man: How do I get on your service?

Well, you'd need at least three female recommendations

since you have a penis.

Please don't do that! Chocolate will kill him.

Yeah, I'm so sure.

Sorry, I pooped.

But I think it's really my year this year.

I envision myself with the spotlight on me.

I'll just be like rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat!

Bam! Whoa.

Oh, fuck.

No problem, no worries. Okay, bye!

Man: Yo! Use the fucking bike lane!

I don't have time for your negativity, man!

It's a wall.

If I were you, I'd burn some sage in here,

even if it doesn't turn out to be a ghost.

(speaks Hebrew)

It feels like when my parents got divorced in here.

You guys fighting? It's tense.

(rhythmic stomping)

Here we go! (whooping)

(laughs)

Sss, yeah!

Girl!

Woman: Good thing I took that capoeira class.

You know, it's not all about the drumming and the movement!

They also care about your own personal flavor,

what you bring to the performance.

(car horns honking)

(phone vibrates)

(clicks tongue) Shit.

Okay, everybody! Thank you for your patience!

We're moving as fast as we can!

Once you're in the lobby, then we'll divide you into groups!

Excuse me!

Uh, is it the same routine as last year?

They'll let you know when you get in there, Orly.

They know me, huh.

Stupid ass, fucking...

Um, hello, excuse me?

Are you Jewish?

No.

Oh, wonderful. Would you come in for a minute?

Uh...

You wanna buy something?

Eh, what?

Nothing, never mind.

Yeah, let me, let me lock up my bike.

Wonderful, thank you.

Yeah, that's great, guys.

Yeah, loosen it up, loosen it up.

Let the rhythm flow out your body!

Instructor: That's good.

(yells)

Instructor: I like that! I like that!

That's good!

(screaming)

Would you like a cold drink?

Uh, no, I'm okay.

You're sure?

It's so hot.

Yeah, it's hot.

I'm hot, everybody at the table is hot.

Yeah.

What about that fan right there, is that broken?

No, it's-it's not broken.

It's just, I forgot to turn it on yesterday,

and so today it's very hot.

Oh, I know what's going on. Ah.

You want me to turn that fan on?

Oh, I wouldn't say no if you did. (chuckles)

I got this.

Ah, smart guy. (chuckles)

I've always wanted to do this, actually.

Well, now you've got your chance.

(all exclaim)

Oh, much better. (chuckles) Great.

Maybe you can come back every week and do that. (chuckling)

(phone chirping) Uh, maybe. That's a funny idea.

Hey, hello? I'm sorry, could you take that outside, please?

Uh, hold on a second.

Sorry about that.

Beth: Mm, no, it's totally cool.

I haven't called in such a long time.

You still have my details?

Yeah, Beth on Knickerbocker, right?

Yeah, yeah, that's me.

Yeah, I remember you. It'll be like 45 minutes, Beth.

I'm so glad that you answered. Thanks, man.

Yeah, of course. Bye.

Bye.

Instructor: Don't rush it, guys!

(Orly shouting in Hebrew)

Orly: Yeah!

Orly: You're here! You're finally here!

Instructor: Who's next? Ah, okay.

Oh, fuck! Ooh!

(wailing)

(phone vibrating)

(sobs, coughs)

Hello?

Luna (on phone): Where are you?

Everyone's calling about you.

Yes, I know. I'm sorry.

I had the...

(clears throat) I had the flat tire.

Luna: Seriously, another flat?

You better hurry the fuck up, Esme.

Okay, yeah, no, I'll be there as soon as I can.

(sniffs) I'm... I'm sorry.

Luna: This is your last chance.

Okay, bye.

(sighs)

(wailing)

The exact same thing happened to my brother Andy

when he came and visited.

These, aci-- uh, I was gonna say "acidic."

These acidic guys came up to him? (laughs)

These Hasidic guys came up

and like got him to go up into their creepy apartment,

and they wanted him to turn on the air conditioner. Thank you.

And he had no fucking idea what they wanted

because he was 'shrooming really intensely that day.

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, so he's there,

like everything's imploding in on him,

the beards are dripping and... it was horrible.

His little mind got crushed.

What a nacht -mare.

(laughing) Exactly.

Sounds like an Aronofsky film.

It was exactly like that.

Ugh, thank you for the water.

No trouble, don't mind my boob right here.

I don't. (laughs)

Did you, uh, just quit smoking for a while?

Huh?

You quit smoking weed for a while?

No. Oh, um...

No, I'm sorry.

I was cheating on you just a little bit.

It's like a all-female collective, "The Cannabitches."

Yeah, I've lost a couple of clients to them before.

Oops, sorry. It's okay.

I just like... they're ladies.

I wanna support the ladies.

You feel safe and...

Look, it's great in theory.

They-They do send this very intense girl,

and they are always late.

Okay, so I was on time. So are we back now?

I don't know. Let's see what you brought me.

Here you go. I recommend Sweet Cheeks.

Okay, Sweet Cheeks, why don't you... get us set up?

You set it up. You set it up.

I refuse, I brought it here.

You have to. Be a host, man.

(ringing)

Okay, interesting.

I didn't mention this, but that actually might be that girl right now,

the intense girl from the collective?

This might be her right now.

This is interesting.

(buzzing)

Fuck!

Beth (on intercom): Hi, I'm sorry, but, yeah, I'm all good now.

Uh, excuse me, no.

Uh, you-you can't do that.

I'm so sorry, but you took a really, really long time to get here,

so I called somebody else and they are here.

I-I... No!

Uh, okay, sorry, no, no, you cannot do that to us.

Once you call us, that's it, okay?

Hello!

Bitch!

Yeah, I-I think she's gone. I think you're good.

Okay, well, thank you.

That was pretty fun.

Thank you! That was very fun.

Till next time.

Beth: (laughing) Okay.

Nice to see you.

What is this shit? Fuck, dude.

You stealing my clients?

How the fuck did you get in the building?

You broke the code of conduct! (laughs)

Hey, guys, just chill out for a second.

You better buy some of my shit, you bitch.

Are you fucking serious? You were four hours late.

Oh! You can fuck off, you psycho cunt.

You watch your fucking mouth! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Don't you touch me!

(whispering) Shut the fuck up.

We are in a hallway right now.

I don't want to get arrested, man.

No, no. I am not your man, okay?

Don't bully me! (whispering) Shut up, okay?

This is not a situation that is working out for you.

I'm trying to bully you. I just think you need to get out here, man.

Listen, fuck-o, just because you're speaking calmly right now

does not mean that you get to label me some hysterical bitch!

Okay, okay.

Here's 50 dollars, go.

I don't want your fucking money!

Then what do you want? Because it's really unclear.

Just go! Right? Nobody wants you!

Hey.

I'm sorry. You were so aggressive, and I was trying to--

Hey, come-- Whatever.

(Beth laughs)

(door locks)

(grunts)

Aw, fuck, man.

What the fuck is this shit?

Have a nice ride!

(cackling)

(siren whooping)

Policeman (over speaker): You're driving the wrong way. Dismount your bike.

Yeah!

(grunts)

? I don't know where I'm going ?

? But I know that I'm going with you ?

? I don't know where I'm going ?

? But I know that I just know it ?

? You're standing in my light ?

? My light ?

? ?

? You're standing in my light ?

? Don't be uptight It doesn't feel right ?

? Pound the pavement yet another day ?

? Are you all right? You seem uptight ?

? 'Cause I don't know where I'm going ?

? But I know that I just know it ?

? ?

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