Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,167
Woman:
How is this still Brooklyn?
2
00:00:03,542 --> 00:00:06,042
Oh, my God.
3
00:00:06,917 --> 00:00:09,917
I love all these porches.
4
00:00:09,917 --> 00:00:11,167
These porches are
amazing.
5
00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:14,250
Where the fuck are we?
Ditmas Park.
6
00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,042
Dude, if we had
a porch like this,
7
00:00:16,042 --> 00:00:18,292
we would use the shit
out of it!
8
00:00:18,292 --> 00:00:19,292
Oh, my God!
9
00:00:19,292 --> 00:00:20,875
I would eat breakfast
outside every day.
10
00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:22,125
You could do
your work outside.
11
00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:24,167
It'd fucking rock.
Oh, my God.
12
00:00:24,167 --> 00:00:26,250
We'd only be able
to eat breakfast outside
13
00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:28,167
six months out of the year.
14
00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:30,292
Ugh.
15
00:00:30,292 --> 00:00:32,000
Plus, I don't think any
of these are rentals.
16
00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,417
No, some of these
have to be.
17
00:00:33,417 --> 00:00:35,917
We can go in on it with like
a couple of other couples
18
00:00:35,917 --> 00:00:36,917
and rent a whole house.
19
00:00:36,917 --> 00:00:38,292
I'm not living
with another couple.
20
00:00:38,292 --> 00:00:41,000
Okay, but I'm just saying,
this is...
21
00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,208
this is gorgeous out here.
22
00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:45,333
It's really pretty.
Fuck, man.
23
00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:47,000
Ezra:
Here's a two-bedroom for 1,950.
24
00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,125
Yes! I could have
a studio at home.
25
00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:50,708
We'd save like
500 bucks a month!
26
00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:53,375
...radish, lemon,
olive oil and salt.
27
00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:54,375
It is so good.
28
00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:55,500
Glad you like it.
29
00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,708
Do you live around here?
I do, I love it.
30
00:00:57,708 --> 00:00:59,125
It's like super chill.
31
00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:02,208
I'm near the park.
My rent's really cheap.
32
00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:04,250
It's a good place.
33
00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:05,875
See?
34
00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:08,250
Hey, Sufjan Stevens
lives out here.
35
00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:11,208
And The National.
That's kind of cool.
36
00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,250
I don't know, babe.
37
00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,750
My commute's already
pretty fucking long.
38
00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:16,250
Dude, you have to be
real about this.
39
00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,250
We have to move,
our rent is going up.
40
00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:19,375
We have a dining room.
41
00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:21,500
You're gonna die when
you see how big it is.
42
00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,958
And Sufjan Stevens lives
like down the street.
43
00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,000
I feel like it's kind of
about to happen out there.
44
00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,500
I think it's "Suff"-Jan.
Huh?
45
00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:29,833
I say Suf-"yan."
Whatever.
46
00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:30,875
The place is huge.
47
00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,833
The streets are like lined
with sycamore trees,
48
00:01:32,833 --> 00:01:34,375
and there's all of
these like Victorian...
49
00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:35,500
basically mansions.
50
00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,875
We live in an apartment,
not a mansion.
51
00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:38,000
Well, it's really
nice though.
52
00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,250
The basic like layout
feels like a house.
53
00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,583
It's gigantic,
and it's so cheap.
54
00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:44,208
Come on, bro,
we don't do Queens.
55
00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:46,625
Ditmas Park,
it's by Prospect Park.
56
00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:48,125
Sorry, guys,
we don't deliver out there.
57
00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:49,125
It's not out there.
58
00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:50,583
It's not very far from here.
59
00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:51,625
(chuckles)
60
00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,208
Right.
(chuckles)
61
00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:54,625
Miguel.
62
00:01:58,250 --> 00:01:59,375
(truck beeping)
63
00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:01,333
You got like this much...
You gotta cut it.
64
00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:03,208
(beeping)
Whoa.
65
00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,375
(buzzing)
Oh, shit! There's a-- There's a bee!
66
00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,000
I'm sorry.
67
00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,208
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
68
00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:10,333
? ?
69
00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:13,750
Management was supposed
to fix it two weeks ago.
70
00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,333
Lying motherfuckers.
71
00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,750
We should have
a housewarming party.
72
00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:26,250
We could get like
20 or 30 people in here.
73
00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:28,833
You think 20 or 30 people
will come all the way out here?
74
00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,375
Can you stop
saying "out here?"
75
00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:31,625
Our friends are
going to visit us...
76
00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:32,875
and eventually
move out here.
77
00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:34,500
We're starting a trend.
Okay.
78
00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,250
And we gotta make it seem
like it's not a big schlep.
79
00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:39,875
We've gotta go to every fucking
party we're invited to, okay?
80
00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,750
Ugh, dude,
when I get off the train,
81
00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,708
it's like I'm
in another world.
82
00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:46,875
With trees.
83
00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,625
And there aren't all those
bratty Williamsburg kids
84
00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:51,375
having Mommy and Daddy
pay the rent, you know?
85
00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:53,292
My parents
still pay my rent.
86
00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:55,292
I know, Jen,
but you're different.
87
00:02:55,292 --> 00:02:57,625
You don't deliver
to Ditmas Park, do you?
88
00:02:57,625 --> 00:02:58,917
I don't know
where that is.
89
00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,250
Of course,
why would you?
90
00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:03,167
And Sufjan Stevens
lives out there, so...
91
00:03:03,167 --> 00:03:05,167
My friend knows him.
He used to live out there
92
00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:06,917
but he moved.
93
00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:11,042
I don't care.
94
00:03:11,042 --> 00:03:12,875
Is it coming?
95
00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,917
How long have we been
waiting here, 25 minutes?
96
00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:17,042
Figure it out!
97
00:03:17,042 --> 00:03:18,792
Woman (over loudspeaker):
Ladies and gentlemen...
98
00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:19,792
man:
What time is it?
99
00:03:19,792 --> 00:03:21,625
man 2:
Showtime! Showtime!
100
00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:23,667
I guess the trek's
not that bad.
101
00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:27,875
It's pretty fucking dope
having all this space.
102
00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,875
It's just that
she kinda has an odor
103
00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:32,042
that seems to be
seeping into our apartment.
104
00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:35,792
Dude, I've been waiting
15 fucking years for a ferret.
105
00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:36,792
All right?
106
00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:38,917
I don't give a fuck
what you want, man.
107
00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,167
(ice cream truck playing
"Turkey in the Straw") Ooh, wanna get ice cream?
108
00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:45,542
Who's buying ice cream
at midnight in the rain?
109
00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:48,042
(woman yelling, crying)
110
00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:50,917
(thunder rumbling)
111
00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:51,917
(man yelling)
112
00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:57,625
(ice cream truck playing
"Turkey in the Straw")
113
00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,625
(whispers)
And a turkey in the straw.
114
00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:02,292
(sighs)
115
00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:03,292
Shit.
116
00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:09,292
Mm, love you.
Love you.
117
00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,792
woman (over telephone):
Thank you for holding.
118
00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,792
Okay, we can get a technician
out there next Friday,
119
00:04:13,792 --> 00:04:15,417
between 8:30 and 5:30.
120
00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:16,375
Nah, nah. No.
121
00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:18,542
I work from home.
I run a business.
122
00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:20,417
That's not gonna
work for me.
123
00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:23,500
So our place now
is like twice as big,
124
00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,917
but it's so much less.
125
00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:27,167
And there isn't like all that
retail temptation everywhere,
126
00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,542
you know, that we had
in Williamsburg?
127
00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:30,000
Oh, my God, 100 percent.
Great.
128
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,875
Every single time
I walk down Bedford Avenue,
129
00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:33,542
I buy a new outfit.
(laughs)
130
00:04:33,542 --> 00:04:36,000
Yeah, so, you know.
131
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,250
Okay, just like
act normal.
132
00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:39,667
It's just like
pre-war details, all that.
133
00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:41,000
That's pretty far
out there though.
134
00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,125
Yeah, well, the commute's
actually not really that bad.
135
00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:45,917
I mean, sometimes the trains
get kind of messed up.
136
00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:47,667
woman (over loudspeaker):
Ladies and gentlemen...
137
00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:50,875
Because of construction,
Stillwell Avenue bound...
138
00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,917
I'm getting a lot of reading
done right now,
139
00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,917
like plowing through old issues
of The New Yorker
140
00:04:54,917 --> 00:04:57,167
that've just been stacking up
on my iPad.
141
00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:58,542
(soda can clatters)
142
00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:00,375
What the fuck are we gonna do
with all this fennel?
143
00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:01,750
I don't know.
We can freeze it.
144
00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:03,500
Hey, guys.
Hey!
145
00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,500
Hi!
146
00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,167
I don't see you at
yoga anymore, Reagan.
147
00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:09,167
I know. I found
the best new yoga place in our new neighborhood.
148
00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,667
Hello?
149
00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,667
Actually, we're having friends
over for dinner tonight,
150
00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:16,167
in our dining room.
You guys wanna come?
151
00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:18,000
Uh, yeah!
Where's your new place?
152
00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,875
Um, Ditmas Park?
153
00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,167
Fucking fucks.
Right?
154
00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:23,875
I cannot believe he lied
right to our face.
155
00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,292
(mocking)
Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sorry.
156
00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:28,250
I just realized
we have plans. I can't go out there!
157
00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,167
It's like he just
remembered he had plans
158
00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:31,250
after he HopStopped it.
159
00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:32,750
I didn't even wanna
hang out with them.
160
00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,667
God!
(grunting)
161
00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,542
My God,
what the fuck is that?
162
00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:40,417
They're rich.
They could've taken a car here.
163
00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:43,000
Q train's shut down again
next weekend.
164
00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:50,500
(ice cream truck playing
"Turkey in the Straw")
165
00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,667
Please tell me
we're not out of weed.
166
00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,542
Jen was gonna bring it.
167
00:05:57,542 --> 00:05:59,542
She fucked us!
168
00:05:59,542 --> 00:06:01,667
Yeah, she fucked us.
169
00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,875
(humming indistinctly)
170
00:06:07,042 --> 00:06:08,292
? My door is open wide ?
171
00:06:08,292 --> 00:06:10,042
(ice cream truck music playing)
172
00:06:10,042 --> 00:06:11,625
(horn honking)
173
00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,625
What the fuck, man?
Get out of the way!
174
00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:15,792
Oh, Jesus Christ!
(horn blaring)
175
00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,917
(music playing)
176
00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:21,750
What the fuck?
177
00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,917
(music continues playing)
178
00:06:25,542 --> 00:06:27,917
Congratulations, you made it
to the red light first.
179
00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:31,542
Please share
the road, man.
180
00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:32,792
Fuck you, man.
181
00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,542
You're riding in the middle
of the bumbaclot road.
182
00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:36,542
There are kids darting out
into the street
183
00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:38,042
because you're selling
ice cream, man.
184
00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:39,417
You gotta be
fucking careful.
185
00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:41,000
What'd you say to me?
Kids are darting out--
186
00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,042
You want a piece
of me? Huh?
187
00:06:42,042 --> 00:06:43,167
You see this
right here?
188
00:06:43,167 --> 00:06:44,375
Shit.
Let me show you something.
189
00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:45,542
Not for me.
190
00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:47,667
Driver:
Watch where you're riding that thing, man!
191
00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:48,792
Hey, Evan!
Evan: Hey.
192
00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:49,875
What's up, man?
193
00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:51,042
Uh, this may be out
of your range,
194
00:06:51,042 --> 00:06:52,417
but do you
go to Ditmas Park?
195
00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:55,375
It's in between
East 18th and East 19th.
196
00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:56,667
You sure it's not
too far for you?
197
00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,625
Reagan:
It's not that far! Sh-sh.
198
00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:00,875
Fuck it, why don't I
just try it this one time, and we'll see if it works?
199
00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:02,375
Oh, my God,
thank you so much, dude.
200
00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,625
The Guy (on phone):
I'll be like... Can I move you last?
201
00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:05,792
Yeah, of course.
202
00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,750
All right, so I'll be like
an hour, hour and a--
203
00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:10,625
Can you help me?
Ezra (on phone): An hour and a half.
204
00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:11,750
Got it, man.
All right, later.
205
00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,125
Man (on phone):
What's up, man?
206
00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,458
Jesus Christ,
what happening, bro?
207
00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:16,500
Talk to me, man.
Hello?
208
00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,250
Hello?
Who is this?
209
00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,875
Some dude just
handed me the phone.
210
00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:22,000
What's going on?
My brother Rob, he's in diabetic shock.
211
00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,625
Oh, shit.
I think he wandered off.
212
00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:25,750
Do you have something sweet,
like some juice or something? Yeah.
213
00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:26,875
Oh, thank you
so much, man.
214
00:07:26,875 --> 00:07:29,958
(ice cream truck
music playing)
215
00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:32,458
Hey, man!
216
00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:33,875
Hey, I gotta get
an ice cream right now.
217
00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,000
Get outta here, man.
No, dude.
218
00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,500
Listen, I'll pay you.
Get out of here.
219
00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:37,833
There is a guy
down the street.
220
00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,500
He's in diabetic shock.
Fuck you, get out of here.
221
00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,083
Dude, this guy's
going to fucking die. No!
222
00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:42,500
Get outta here, man!
223
00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,750
Fuck you! I got your
fucking face, man!
224
00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,250
Get the fuck outta here!
225
00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:50,000
Pick up your phone.
This is Ezra.
226
00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,375
It keeps
going to voice mail.
227
00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:54,000
How long has it been,
two-and-a-half hours?
228
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,250
Reagan:
Ugh! I feel like we're being punished for moving here.
229
00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,708
Yeah, because we are being
punished for moving here.
230
00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:02,125
You can't even
buy fucking drugs in this neighborhood.
231
00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,583
(car horns honking)
232
00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,458
The trains keep getting
fucked up past Seventh Avenue.
233
00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:08,833
What the fuck
is going on out there?
234
00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:11,083
Ugh! I feel like
unless you're born rich
235
00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,708
or have some corporate
fucking soul-crushing job,
236
00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,750
you can basically
just go fuck yourself!
237
00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,250
So what, this guy's
not even gonna show up?
238
00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,958
He's not gonna
call or anything?
239
00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,333
(urinating)
240
00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,625
We should've
never moved here!
241
00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:25,125
Ezra, we couldn't afford
anything else!
242
00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,750
It's that fucking
broker's fault.
243
00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:27,875
He fucking fucked us.
244
00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,458
It's not the
broker's fault.
245
00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:32,500
Yeah, you know what?
It is, actually.
246
00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,375
He had a plan the whole time.
(toilet flushes)
247
00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:36,500
He took us to that fucking
expensive place
248
00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,500
that was way out
of our price range first,
249
00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:39,708
then he takes us here,
250
00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:42,125
then he took us to that
goddamn shitbox
251
00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:44,000
by the projects.
(water running)
252
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,458
He knew what he was doing
the whole time!
253
00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:48,208
Ugh, and he kept texting
when he was driving us around.
254
00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:50,708
We should have gotten out
of his fucking car right then and there.
255
00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:53,958
Yeah, instead we write him
a check for $2,500.
256
00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:56,708
(scoffs)
Sneaky little motherfucker!
257
00:08:58,708 --> 00:09:02,083
I feel like we're spending
our money on nothing now.
258
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,958
We're taking cars
to Bushwick.
259
00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:07,083
We're buying $275 clogs.
260
00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,000
Those are the
only shoes I wear.
261
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000
Are they?
Yes.
262
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,708
How about $125
at Marlow & Sons?
263
00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:14,375
Or pot for that matter?
264
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,875
That's a necessary expense.
265
00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,208
Oh, really? Is it?
266
00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:20,625
Yeah! It's medication!
267
00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:23,333
I need it so I can
stand my fucking job,
268
00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,500
so I can make money,
so I can pay rent
269
00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,875
for this busted-ass place.
270
00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:30,125
My only point is it's one
of our biggest expenses.
271
00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:31,250
That's all.
272
00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,458
And the way
you're acting right now
273
00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:34,750
is a little disproportionate
to the situation.
274
00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:36,625
(deep sigh)
275
00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:39,500
Well... fuck!
276
00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,333
It's just something
that people do.
277
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,125
Some people buy
two Frappuccinos a day.
278
00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:49,000
Yeah, those people are also
spending too much money,
279
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,958
and they're gonna
die of diabetes.
280
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,250
Well, whatever.
281
00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,583
Look, I'm with you.
(sighs)
282
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:08,375
We could probably stand
to cool it with the weed.
283
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:11,125
It's a lot.
Yeah, it's a lot.
284
00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:15,125
I mean, we can totally take
this dude flaking out on us
285
00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:20,000
as like... like an
opportunity to change.
286
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,833
That's a good idea.
287
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:22,875
New place, new us.
288
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:23,958
Yeah.
289
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,875
And life's not
so shitty that...
290
00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,875
we have to be stoned
for all of it.
291
00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:31,083
Right.
292
00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,583
I mean, when you
really think about it,
293
00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:35,708
we're like two of the most
comfortable people
294
00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:39,375
that have ever existed
in all of humanity.
295
00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:40,625
True dat.
296
00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:46,000
I'm gonna do the curtains.
297
00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:48,375
Did we pack that Fernet?
298
00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,750
That is just
what I was thinking.
299
00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,500
(doorbell buzzes)
300
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,708
What do we do?
301
00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,333
(doorbell buzzing)
302
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,500
They fucked me.
303
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,250
I don't know, guys.
I guess I remembered the wrong address.
304
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,375
Sorry about that, man.
305
00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:11,375
Is this my house?
306
00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:14,083
No, no, we're going
to your house next.
307
00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,625
Okay, I thought
we were going to my house.
308
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,458
No, we are going to your house.
(door buzzing)
309
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:18,833
Oh, okay.
310
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:22,750
Bye!
Stay there!
311
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,208
? ?
312
00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,375
? ?
313
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,333
(no audible dialogue)
314
00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:52,933
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
22887
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof