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(sighs)
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(inhales)
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(sighs)
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? ?
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Whoa!
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Ow!
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(laughs)
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(coughs)
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(insects buzzing)
Whoa.
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Have a good
weekend, fellas.
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Thank you.
Oh!
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Sorry.
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Wait! Just one--
Okay, shoot.
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(man talking
over loudspeaker)
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Man:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
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I am here selling candy
on this train
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not because I want
to join a basketball team,
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but so I can stay off
the streets
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and not sell drugs.
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All right, so today I got
fruit snacks, Fruit Roll-Ups,
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and for everybody
that want to eat healthy,
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I got granola bars.
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What you want, sir?
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Uh, can I have
a fruit snack?
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All right,
that's a dollar.
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Thank you.
Have a nice day.
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Man:
You, too.
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(whispering) One, two,
three, four, five, six,
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seven, eight, nine,
ten, 11, 12,
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13, 14, 15, 16,
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17, 18, 19...
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Oh! Good morning!
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Uh, Ms. Farad?
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I'm Evan. I'm your
summer teaching fellow.
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What?
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I'm Evan. I'm your
summer teaching fellow.
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Karen.
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Uh, so how can I help?
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Do you want me to look
at their IEPs?
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No, this isn't
a spec ed class.
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Okay.
Uh... (sucks teeth)
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You can... keep track
of the bathroom pass.
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That's it?
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(sighs)
That's it.
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Um, you know, I saw
the attendance sheet, I--
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There's like 63 names
on here,
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and there's
only 28 desks,
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so I can go
in another room
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and find more desks,
if you want.
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No, it's just
summer school.
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Most of them
won't even show up.
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Okay.
The administration knows. It's fine.
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It's great to meet you.
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What?
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I wonder how
we're supposed to find time
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to find an actual job.
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(laughs)
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In between
teaching summer school
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and taking these
retarded grad school classes.
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What are you,
uh, going to teach?
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Special ed.
Really?
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That's what I'm
teaching, too.
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It's seems like a lot of people
are teaching that.
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Yeah, I think everybody is.
Yeah.
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This is where
they put people.
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Oh.
(laughs)
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Okay.
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Do you like
to smoke weed?
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Yeah.
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Oh, did you mean here?
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Hell, yeah.
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Woman:
I mean, it's much less about teaching the lesson
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and much more about teaching
discipline in the first year.
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Because if you don't,
you'll never get to the lesson.
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(laughs) Yeah,
they'll-they'll rip you apart.
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Great! Uh...
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I guess let's open this up
for questions.
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And seriously, gang,
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use this opportunity
to mine the experiences
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of these former fellows.
All right?
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They've been in the shit,
and they're here for you.
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Yes? Plaid.
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Uh, hi.
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This question is
for all of you.
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Um, there's been kind of a lot
of talk about discipline today.
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Uh, I was just wondering if
you guys have any examples of,
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uh, like positively
affecting the kids.
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Uh...
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(kids laughing)
Guys, guys, guys!
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Okay, so during feudalism,
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the societies of Europe
were divided into two groups.
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Daikeen!
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Can you tell me
one of those groups, please?
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Daikeen, can you please
open up your textbook
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to the lesson
and follow along?
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(laughing)
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Miss, I gotta go
to the bathroom.
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Oh, I'll get
the bathroom pass, Tchernavia.
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Tchernavia?
Who the fuck is Tchernavia?
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I'm Keesha.
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(all laughing)
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Mr. Waxman, Keesha's
already gone once.
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Man!
Daikeen! Daikeen!
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Can you tell me one
of the groups
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in feudal Europe, please?
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Okay, what about you?
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Can you name one of the groups
in feudal Europe, Keesha?
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Uh, white people?
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(all laughing)
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Okay, laugh about it.
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Laugh about it now.
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Find out later
when you gotta do a test
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and get an F on it.
Okay?
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Or a C.
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(students booing)
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All right!
You ain't gotta get loud!
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I can get louder!
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Man:
Okay, so, third base?
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One, two... three.
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Okay.
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Excuse me?
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Uh, what's the purpose
of this exercise?
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Well, we need to examine
our own prejudices
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before we can work
in a classroom
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with the victims
of discrimination.
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Okay, so who would, uh...
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who would go all the way
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with a person
with, uh, quadriplegia?
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Keep your hands up.
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One, okay.
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Niggas been talking shit
all day.
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We gonna ball
on them, man.
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All right, guys, guys?
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You're gonna need to separate
for this one, all right?
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(scoffs)
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I don't have a pencil.
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(laughs)
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Okay, well, everybody else
has a pencil.
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You're supposed
to bring a pencil.
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I did, but this
nigger took it.
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Evan: Hey!
Yo, this is my pencil, bitch!
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Hey! Hey! Stop!
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Mister, all I'm saying is
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how am I supposed
to do the work
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if I got no pencil, huh?
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Whoop.
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Yo!
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This hasn't been up your ass,
too, has it?
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(laughs)
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It's a magic trick,
come on, man.
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Well, whatever you say,
James Franco.
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(laughing)
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Mr. Waxman, please don't
give the students pencils.
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They know they need
to bring their own.
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(students chattering)
Okay.
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Boy:
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
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Okay, Mr. Waxman?
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Yo, watch it, man.
Tie your socks, man. Told you.
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(cell phone chirping)
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Hey, Evan.
What's up, man?
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Are you in that new place?
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Evan (on phone):
Yeah, in Crown Heights.
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But I'm actually
not there yet.
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I'm just on my way home.
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The Guy:
Yeah, well, you know...
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Evan:
I will definitely be home in an hour.
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Yeah, so give me like an hour,
an hour and a half, okay?
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Thank you.
Thanks, man.
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Hey, man.
Hey, the buzzer's broken.
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I'm gonna toss down the keys.
Okay.
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Ooh, watch out!
(grunts)
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(crying)
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It's the big one!
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What? Say what?
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It's the big one!
Oh, okay.
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(laughing)
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Fuck, dude!
(laughing)
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Oh, my God!
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You don't think that's what
it's going to look like, do you?
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No!
What is that?
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(chuckles)
It's a bald bear, man.
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(laughs)
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You don't think it's gonna
look like that without its fur,
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and it's really
upsetting, right?
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(laughing)
His eyes!
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The coloring goes
straight back into him.
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(laughing)
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Oh, my Jesus.
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Hey, I gotta go, man.
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(laughs)
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Um, hey, before you go,
tell me this...
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um, if you weren't doing this,
what would you be doing?
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If I wasn't showing you
this bald bear?
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(laughs)
No.
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Delivering weed, okay.
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Um...
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Well, when I was younger,
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I thought I was going
to be a teacher.
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My dad was a teacher.
No shit.
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Yeah, and the kids
really loved him a lot.
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He used to wear costumes
and bring props to class.
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He'd make learning fun,
or whatever...
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He was a fun guy.
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Yeah, I think
he was very gratified.
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I would do that.
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Or I would be
a master builder at Lego.
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(laughing)
If they would have me.
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Oh, yeah, man,
I forgot...
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you owe me 150.
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You did it again.
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You did it again.
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My friends!
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Genghis Kahn
was the most brutal,
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violent and deadly leader
in history!
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Mister, I gotta use the pass
when Lucia get back.
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Diego, I know that you don't
have to, you already went.
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I'm not going
to tell you again.
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To this day,
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the Mongol Empire is
the largest contiguous empire
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in history!
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In the 13th
and 14th centuries,
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it stretched from Taiwan
all the way to Hungary!
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And though
they were brutal,
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they would intimidate
their enemies
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with feats of smoke
and fire! (yells)
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What the fuck was that?
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It w--
I'm a Mongol warrior!
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More like a gay wizard.
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Hey, Lionel, Lionel,
Lionel, Lionel!
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Lucia, let me get that.
Come on.
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Hey, I said no!
You gotta listen.
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Yo, come on,
Gayvid Blaine.
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(all laughing)
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Okay, you know what?
No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no.
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(students chattering)
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All right, listen.
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You guys,
just listen for a second.
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I am not gay...
I'm an asexual.
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Girl:
What?
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And I'm proud of that.
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That's part of who I am.
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And you guys have no right
to make someone feel like...
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their sexuality,
or lack of sexuality,
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is a disability.
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Or, uh, not that even having
a disability is a problem.
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(laughing)
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What are you talking about?
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(laughing and chattering)
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What the fuck is "asexual"?
We didn't need to know that.
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(laughing)
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You cannot bring explosives
into a school...
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I understand.
...in New York City.
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And you can't bring your
sexuality into the classroom.
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I...
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I feel like you're not totally
listening to what I'm saying,
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which is that,
because I am an asexual,
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which is the absence
of sex,
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by definition,
I was not bringing
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any sexuality
to the class.
261
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There's no...
You know what I'm saying?
262
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You know what I mean.
263
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No explosives, no talk
of sexuality, got it?
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Asex-- Asexuality.
265
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Thank you very much,
Mr. Waxman.
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(bell ringing)
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Thank you.
268
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(TV playing indistinctly)
269
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Ow.
270
00:10:33,452 --> 00:10:36,202
So, Carlos thinks 2 Chainz,
and I went to...
271
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,660
(coughs)
272
00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:38,952
...high school
together now.
273
00:10:38,952 --> 00:10:39,827
Ah!
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00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:41,327
I'm sorry, man,
it's a new bat.
275
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(coughs)
Here.
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(bell ringing)
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Oh, fuck.
278
00:10:46,285 --> 00:10:48,785
Here.
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This was a bad idea.
280
00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,452
(laughing)
281
00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:52,952
Yo, Diego,
check it out, man.
282
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:55,035
Y'all know they
were sucking each others dicks.
283
00:10:55,035 --> 00:10:57,827
No, or not sucking
each other's lack of dicks.
284
00:10:57,827 --> 00:10:59,535
(jeering)
Aah!
285
00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:01,202
Hey, go fuck yourselves!
286
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,952
You wish you could,
dickless son of a bitch.
287
00:11:03,952 --> 00:11:05,410
Get the hell
out of here, man.
288
00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:06,910
James Franco.
289
00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:07,910
(whimpers)
290
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(taunting continues)
291
00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:12,410
Fuck!
292
00:11:14,327 --> 00:11:15,452
(whimpering)
293
00:11:19,785 --> 00:11:21,160
Ms. Farad:
Renaissance Period.
294
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Humanism.
295
00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:26,327
That's what made it cool,
296
00:11:26,327 --> 00:11:28,410
that's what made
it different, okay?
297
00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:30,410
We had the upper-class,
298
00:11:30,410 --> 00:11:32,285
and then we had
the us class.
299
00:11:32,285 --> 00:11:34,160
The you and me,
the lower people,
300
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,785
the artists, the people
trying to make it.
301
00:11:35,785 --> 00:11:38,327
The people taking the subway
every single day.
302
00:11:38,327 --> 00:11:39,702
Hi. Hi, excuse me.
303
00:11:39,702 --> 00:11:42,410
I'm Mrs. Baker with the New York
Coalition for Healthy Foods.
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00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,327
Okay.
305
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,077
Oh, I'm not sure
if the administration
306
00:11:45,077 --> 00:11:46,577
told you we were coming today.
307
00:11:46,577 --> 00:11:48,202
No, nobody said
anything about that.
308
00:11:48,202 --> 00:11:51,077
Oh, okay. Well, I'm here to do
a state-mandated course
309
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,410
on nutrition
with your class.
310
00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:55,035
Perfect, awesome.
311
00:11:55,035 --> 00:11:56,035
All you, lady.
312
00:11:56,035 --> 00:11:58,827
Okay, let's get setup
right up there.
313
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:01,452
Hi, you can
call me Mrs. B.
314
00:12:01,452 --> 00:12:03,827
(laughs)
Or Mrs. Baker.
315
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,952
Either one's good.
Okay.
316
00:12:05,952 --> 00:12:07,952
All right, let's all say our
favorite fruit or vegetable
317
00:12:07,952 --> 00:12:10,202
on the count of three.
One, two, three.
318
00:12:10,202 --> 00:12:11,660
Kiwis!
(indistinct)
319
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,452
(laughing)
320
00:12:13,452 --> 00:12:15,452
I think I heard another
kiwis out there.
321
00:12:15,452 --> 00:12:18,577
So, so before we start
talking about some
322
00:12:18,577 --> 00:12:21,077
"super cool"
fruits and vegetables,
323
00:12:21,077 --> 00:12:23,285
let's do a little
icebreaker.
324
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:26,077
A little icebreaker
game, right?
325
00:12:26,077 --> 00:12:27,077
Okay, great.
326
00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:29,452
Uh, it's called
two truths and a lie.
327
00:12:29,452 --> 00:12:30,827
And it goes like this--
328
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:33,785
you're going to write down
two truths about yourself.
329
00:12:33,785 --> 00:12:36,535
You can get your paper and pen
all ready if you want.
330
00:12:36,535 --> 00:12:39,910
And you're going to write down
one lie about yourself,
331
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,077
in any order
that you want.
332
00:12:41,077 --> 00:12:43,035
Then we'll go
around the room,
333
00:12:43,035 --> 00:12:45,410
and we'll each say
our three things,
334
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:46,952
and our classmates
will have to guess
335
00:12:46,952 --> 00:12:48,535
which one is the lie.
336
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,702
(laughs)
337
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,452
How well do you
know your neighbor, right?
338
00:12:52,452 --> 00:12:56,160
Go ahead, go ahead.
Two truths and a lie.
339
00:12:57,202 --> 00:12:59,702
(singsong)
Two things are true, one thing's a lie.
340
00:12:59,702 --> 00:13:01,452
(student sneezes)
Mrs. B: Bless you.
341
00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:04,702
Here you go, okay?
342
00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:05,827
Get those pens moving.
343
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,452
Err, that's my thinking face.
344
00:13:08,452 --> 00:13:12,535
Err, my brain hurts.
(laughs)
345
00:13:12,535 --> 00:13:14,202
(Mrs. B mutters)
346
00:13:14,202 --> 00:13:16,535
Oh, wow, you're really
writing some novels.
347
00:13:16,535 --> 00:13:19,327
Hey, Faulkner,
put your pens down, okay?
348
00:13:19,327 --> 00:13:21,285
All right, you guys ready?
349
00:13:21,285 --> 00:13:22,785
So, who's going
to go first?
350
00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:25,410
Okay, uh...
351
00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:30,910
Okay, uh... Hey, why don't
you, uh, get us started?
352
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,285
You want me to?
Yep, please.
353
00:13:32,285 --> 00:13:33,327
You can go first, please.
354
00:13:33,327 --> 00:13:35,827
I need to get it started.
355
00:13:35,827 --> 00:13:36,827
Go ahead.
356
00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:41,077
Yeah.
357
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,535
I miss making lots
of money every week.
358
00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:50,077
(student laughs)
359
00:13:50,077 --> 00:13:52,702
I'm more selfish
than I thought I was.
360
00:13:52,702 --> 00:13:54,285
Keesha:
Obviously.
361
00:13:54,285 --> 00:13:58,077
And I still think teaching
in Brooklyn is a good idea.
362
00:13:58,077 --> 00:13:59,577
The last one's a lie!
363
00:14:01,785 --> 00:14:04,160
That's right, Daikeen.
364
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,702
That's messed up.
365
00:14:07,452 --> 00:14:09,077
I know, Keesha.
366
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,535
Okay, who's next?
367
00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:15,660
I'll go.
368
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,827
? ?
369
00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:12,077
? ?
370
00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:16,677
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