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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:02,100 (woman coughing) 2 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:04,725 (television playing) 3 00:00:09,558 --> 00:00:11,350 (slurping) 4 00:00:11,350 --> 00:00:12,433 (sigh) 5 00:00:14,350 --> 00:00:15,933 (chuckles) 6 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,808 So when are you gonna shave that beard, 7 00:00:18,808 --> 00:00:21,183 Grizzly Adams? 8 00:00:21,183 --> 00:00:23,308 I'm gonna break out if I don't use the shaving cream 9 00:00:23,308 --> 00:00:25,725 with the oatmeal extract and it's on backorder. 10 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,975 So, not for two to three weeks. 11 00:00:27,975 --> 00:00:29,933 You could go to the store. 12 00:00:33,725 --> 00:00:35,350 (upbeat music plays) 13 00:00:35,350 --> 00:00:37,183 (woman coughing) 14 00:00:39,308 --> 00:00:40,600 (slurping) 15 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,850 (coughing continues) 16 00:00:50,516 --> 00:00:52,016 (television playing) 17 00:00:52,016 --> 00:00:53,766 (woman coughing) 18 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:01,641 Oh, did I tell you about the sale, 19 00:01:01,641 --> 00:01:04,183 the two-for-one moisturizers that I got? 20 00:01:04,183 --> 00:01:05,683 (woman coughing) 21 00:01:05,683 --> 00:01:08,516 For dry skin and I didn't read the fine print 22 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:11,933 and now I can't return them and it was totally wasteful. 23 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,141 Woman: You know what I think? 24 00:01:17,141 --> 00:01:20,141 I'm gonna take a nap now, okay? 25 00:01:20,141 --> 00:01:21,558 Okay. 26 00:01:21,558 --> 00:01:23,766 (typing) 27 00:01:23,766 --> 00:01:25,808 Patrick: Do you want one pill or two? 28 00:01:33,433 --> 00:01:34,683 Sleep well. 29 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:40,683 (woman coughing) 30 00:01:41,808 --> 00:01:43,433 (door buzzer) 31 00:01:43,433 --> 00:01:45,266 (door creaks) 32 00:01:45,266 --> 00:01:47,516 (woman coughing) 33 00:01:51,891 --> 00:01:55,183 (television playing) 34 00:01:59,766 --> 00:02:01,058 (door buzzer) 35 00:02:05,308 --> 00:02:07,808 Oh, I'm sorry, the box. (chuckles) 36 00:02:07,808 --> 00:02:09,016 Oh, that's heavy. 37 00:02:13,683 --> 00:02:16,433 (woman coughing) 38 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,808 I'm sorry. 39 00:02:23,808 --> 00:02:24,891 I really appreciate it. 40 00:02:28,933 --> 00:02:31,808 (market music playing) 41 00:02:31,808 --> 00:02:34,558 (phone chirping) 42 00:02:34,558 --> 00:02:36,933 Hey man, what's up? Hey. 43 00:02:36,933 --> 00:02:39,141 Same address? Yup. Same address. 44 00:02:39,141 --> 00:02:40,808 Okay, I'll be forty-five minutes. 45 00:02:40,808 --> 00:02:42,391 Forty-five minutes is perfect. 46 00:02:42,391 --> 00:02:44,433 Alright, cool, dude, see ya later. 47 00:02:47,516 --> 00:02:49,933 (television news playing) 48 00:02:54,725 --> 00:02:56,433 Mom, is this shirt too bright? 49 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:58,600 (television news continues) 50 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:02,058 Mom? 51 00:03:02,058 --> 00:03:03,100 (door buzzer) 52 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,100 (television news continues) 53 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,850 (door buzzer) 54 00:03:09,850 --> 00:03:11,725 (woman coughing) 55 00:03:13,975 --> 00:03:16,100 Hey, man. What is up? 56 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:17,683 Not much. Hey, let me ask you something. 57 00:03:17,683 --> 00:03:19,183 How much would you pay for like 58 00:03:19,183 --> 00:03:20,808 a really sweet dream catcher? 59 00:03:22,975 --> 00:03:24,725 Fifteen to twenty? 60 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:26,558 Fuck, alright. Whatever. 61 00:03:26,558 --> 00:03:28,933 You're looking good, man. That beard looks good on you. 62 00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:31,933 Thanks, yours looks good on you too. That smells fantastic. 63 00:03:31,933 --> 00:03:34,183 Oh, thanks. I just made peanut butter and jelly bars. 64 00:03:34,183 --> 00:03:37,100 Woo. Do you have a tiny minute? I could cut them. 65 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,475 Yeah, I got a tiny minute. 66 00:03:40,725 --> 00:03:42,808 Oh! Holy shit! 67 00:03:42,808 --> 00:03:44,975 Have you seen this Helen Hunt thing 68 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,600 where she's jumping out of a window 69 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,683 and she's in high school and she's on crank? Desperate Lives? 70 00:03:49,683 --> 00:03:52,433 Yes! 1982. Some of her best work. 71 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,850 That's like the early, early stuff. 72 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:55,350 Crazy, man. It was really great. 73 00:03:55,350 --> 00:03:57,683 Well I saw that last week and I thought of you. 74 00:03:57,683 --> 00:03:59,850 Really? Yeah, I thought it was funny. 75 00:03:59,850 --> 00:04:02,975 People think it's funny but it's actually like really, really good acting 76 00:04:02,975 --> 00:04:05,933 and like really committed, I would say. 77 00:04:05,933 --> 00:04:07,975 Is this for me? Yeah. 78 00:04:07,975 --> 00:04:09,225 There's peanuts in them. 79 00:04:09,225 --> 00:04:11,600 I know. I know, dude. Obviously. 80 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,100 (television news continues) 81 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:16,975 Well, those were delicious. 82 00:04:16,975 --> 00:04:19,225 Thank you. Want another one? 83 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:20,808 Not right now. 84 00:04:20,808 --> 00:04:22,100 But maybe later. 85 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:24,725 Um, you like the Pink Kush, right? 86 00:04:24,725 --> 00:04:25,975 Yep, she likes that. 87 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:29,683 Smooth, right? Yep. 88 00:04:29,683 --> 00:04:30,850 Okay. 89 00:04:33,975 --> 00:04:35,183 I don't know-- 90 00:04:37,808 --> 00:04:39,600 I thought-- 91 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,975 I'm ready for another one right now. 92 00:04:40,975 --> 00:04:44,850 Okay, good. I thought I had my wallet here. 93 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:47,058 Oh, no. Where'd you see it last? 94 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:50,683 Uh, it could be in the kitchen 95 00:04:50,683 --> 00:04:51,850 or the... 96 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,850 Can you just look in the couch? 97 00:04:55,975 --> 00:04:57,183 Yeah, I'll look in the couch. 98 00:04:57,183 --> 00:04:59,600 I hope you don't get stuck here all night. 99 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,975 I can't do that. I gotta go places. 100 00:05:01,975 --> 00:05:03,350 I do have to go soon. 101 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:05,558 Ah, you didn't really look. Here, it's right here. 102 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:09,183 Here ya go, man. 103 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:10,225 Great. 104 00:05:10,225 --> 00:05:14,433 Um, and I made you this to-go thing of bars. 105 00:05:14,433 --> 00:05:15,558 Bars! 106 00:05:15,558 --> 00:05:18,100 Thank you. These were so good, I'm so glad... 107 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,725 uh, to have 'em. 108 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:23,600 Question? What? 109 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,308 Do you consider your skin dry or oily. 110 00:05:26,308 --> 00:05:27,725 Oily. 111 00:05:27,725 --> 00:05:29,600 Yeah, I thought oily. 112 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,475 Yeah. Me, too. 113 00:05:32,350 --> 00:05:33,725 Cool, man. 114 00:05:33,725 --> 00:05:34,725 Thank you so much for these. 115 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:36,225 These were really delicious. Okay. 116 00:05:39,725 --> 00:05:41,725 Have a good week. You too. 117 00:05:42,683 --> 00:05:44,225 See ya later, man. 118 00:05:44,225 --> 00:05:45,475 (door closes) 119 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,100 (television playing) 120 00:05:53,725 --> 00:05:55,600 (woman coughing) 121 00:05:56,975 --> 00:06:01,183 ? ? 122 00:06:02,808 --> 00:06:04,475 (woman coughing) 123 00:06:07,558 --> 00:06:10,683 ? When I look around my heart ? 124 00:06:10,683 --> 00:06:14,308 ? I can see the doors have closed ? 125 00:06:18,725 --> 00:06:21,725 ? When I look around my heart ? 126 00:06:21,725 --> 00:06:26,600 ? I can see the words have spoken ? 127 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:32,975 ? When I look around my heart ? 128 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:36,308 ? I can see the world around ? 129 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:41,058 ? Out there ? 130 00:06:41,058 --> 00:06:44,350 ? When I look around my heart ? 131 00:06:44,350 --> 00:06:45,808 ? I can see... ? 132 00:06:45,858 --> 00:06:50,408 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 8676

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