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(distant truck beeping)

Hey.

Woman: Mmm?

Man: Wake up.

Woman: No. Man: Come on.

? It's wake-up time, it's time to get up ?

Time to put some coffee in that cup.

No. ? 'Cause it's 2:00 ?

? It's 2:00 in the afternoon ? It's so fun.

Will you shut up? 'Kay. Wake up, come on, let's--

No, this mattress is the most comfortable mattress

I've ever slept on.

Come on.

No, I can't. Heidi, Heidi.

? That's us ? Ah!

Is it almost done yet?

Yeah, yeah, hold on a sec. Don't move.

? That's morning time ?

Okay.

Heidi: Yeah, 112 Fillmore Place, apartment six.

Can we have four duck tacos,

two octopus salads--

I'm allergic to-- No, you're not, shh.

Bitch. Mr. White. Mr. White!

Yo! Yo. Ah! Mr. White. Ah!

"Mark! Hey, honey." (laughs)

"Honey, this has been a very interesting year"-- underlined.

Aw!

You're so tight. Ow. Yeah, it's my bag.

It's all these bags. You're like a crazy bag lady.

Don't call me a bag lady.

Did they have my salsa verde? Yep.

Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Shut up, okay.

Okay.

? It's a loving you, baby ?

Cash only.

Who's the kid with the tarantula?

Man on computer: Look out! (gunshot)

Oh my God.

Heidi: Oh, no! You're a failure.

"You are a really sweet guy and a very special friend.

"Thanks for listening and for caring.

"I love you! Love, Michelle.

Call sometime."

"Call sometimes," plural.

I totally could have kicked his ass!

You get really aggressive when you drink.

Shut up, idiot!

? It's a walk in the morning ?

(music playing)

Jesus, Mark, this is some vintage shit.

Yeah, I mean, all these old buildings have clothes lines like this.

I sometimes like to pretend there's an old lady

across the way to yell at.

Aw, you're a fuckin' dumb-dumb. No, I'm talking about the weed.

It's old as shit. Oh, that.

Yeah, that's like a year old.

I got that when I saw "Avatar" in 3D with my ex.

Cute. Um, I hope it wasn't sentimental or anything,

because we kind of blew through all of it last night.

Can we call your guy? My guy's been kind of unreliable lately.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, hold on a second.

I think I've still got his number.

(clipping sounds)

(phone chirping)

Hey, man, long time, no see.

Hey, I know it's been a while. Um, do you still live here?

Yes. Um...

still at the same address? Yeah.

Yeah, dude, so give me, like, 45 minutes or something.

Awesome. Yay.

Oh, hey, what are we doing for brunch?

Oh, um, I don't know. We've been kind of going out a lot lately,

so I thought maybe we could just stay here and make some cereal.

Oh, hey, I can cook.

Yeah? Yeah.

No, yeah, that'd be great. I bet you're a great cook.

Uh-huh. We can go to the Bedford Cheese Shop

and pick up some Iberico ham and Taleggio.

I make an amazing frittata. Oh, we need Sriracha.

And bloody Marias! We'll buy a bottle of Patr�n.

Okay, yeah. I'll just get my shoes.

Oh, fuck face. But the weed guy?

Weed-- oh, right. Well, I could--

You know what-- you stay, I'll go.

You sure? Yeah.

Okay. Awesome. Yeah.

I just-- I need--

You need money, yeah.

Okay, that's fine.

Yeah, that's good.

So I got Bubba Kush... Okay.

...I got Sour Diesel, and I got G-13.

Sweet, okay.

Okay.

Where's your lady friend, man?

Huh? That redhead.

Oh, yeah, we-- we broke up a couple months ago.

Aw. Yeah, no, it's okay.

It's-- it's fine, it's--

Well, who's this? Ooh la la!

Oh. OkCupid.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Really?

No, she's something else. She's super, super cute too.

Way, way hotter than my ex-girlfriend.

And she's been over here for the past two weeks.

I think maybe she's the one. She's the one?

Legitimately, I think she's the one.

Oh, no, man. That girl is homeless.

What? Yeah.

Yeah, that girl is homeless, man.

What do you mean, homeless?

I mean, sin casa.

No, what do you-- how do you--

Oh, I shouldn't have said anything.

What do you mean, "homeless." How do you know this?

(sighs)

Listen, dude, I got two buddies. Okay.

Both of them met her on OkCupid.

Does she have a lot of bags that she carries around with her?

Does she have, like, five outfits that she rotates--

they're pretty high-style? Yeah.

Does she-- does she have a tattoo of a raven on her chest?

Fuck, man. Yeah.

But her parents own, like, a chain of Yolatos.

So no way she's-- Well, that may be.

But that girl is called Homeless Heidi.

Heidi. Well, Homeless Heidi.

Fuck, man, I'm so sorry

that you got with a homeless girl.

I feel fuckin' so bad, man.

I'm sorry. It's--

Here, take-- no, you gotta--

take an edible, man. No, it's fine.

Take it. Take-- I'm sorry. I--

Okay, fine. But you better hide that shit,

'cause homegirl will snatch a baked good.

Yeah. Okay. Okay?

You gotta pay me, man.

Hey, Heidi. Hey...

Hey!

Hey, you're back.

I was thinking maybe we could spend the night at your place tonight.

? It's a wild ?

? It's a loving you, baby ?

? That's us ?

? Before we got there ?

? That's morning time ?

? Before we got there ?

? That's morning time ?

? Before we got there ?

? That's morning time... ?

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