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Do I look so horrible?

He fainted by seeing me!

My husband left me on wedding night.

He didn't come back. Even he fainted on seeing me.

Am I so ugly?

Not at all!

Actually Chhorda thought it would be a lizard. But it turned out to be a godzilla.

I'm a godzilla?

Not God. But Goddess.

That's what everyone implied.

Are you the big sister-in-law?

This rehab is honoured to have you.

Now we want to be honored as well.

And we want to be wild as well.

I'm not your big sister-in-law.

I'm your Jhuma Boudi.

Uma left. And Jhuma came.

Sister-in-laws are responsible for my death.

Leave that. Anyway, come with me. I'll show you my room.

I mean, I'll show you my room. Come with me.

Hey stop!

Nobody will touch my things.

Sorry? I mean only my husband will touch my things.

What are you staring at?

You'll have time for that.

First tell me where's my husband?

Only he knows that.

Okay. Let him gain his conciousness. I'll take a tour of the house till then.

And see which room me and my husband will put up.

Choco, do we have so much joy in our hands?

Chhorda! Hey Chhorda!

You with us or gone?

Will we get trapped in murder case or what?

Make him smell cowdung. That will work.

Is he dead? Let me see. wait.

No. His heart is beating.

Let him die. You!

Where is sister-in-law?

Boudi is trying to look for brother in the whole house.

Nobody can touch her things apart from him.

That's why he is moving across the entire house.

Did you take Chhorda's permission before coming upstairs?

Oh my! Who are you?

Are you poor man's Salman Khan?

Listen. Only I decide where I'll go.

Why will someone else decide that?

Hey listen? What?

Are your moustaches for real? Let me see!

Don't touch!

How coward you security guards are! Don't call us security guards!

You are not guards?

Then are you my bodyguard?

Your body- What?

You're ralking about my body?

How dare you!

You're thinking me to be an open chest since my husband's not there?

Let my husband come back. I'll show you!

Madam, listen to me! Wait!

I didn't say body.

She went away!

Hey there!

Finally I got a good room.

Happily we two will-

We will stay in this room.

And we'll spend our wedding night on this bed.

What are you doing?

You know this is Chhorda's room!

Girls cannot enter this room! Shut up!

Keep shut!

Else I'll show you who I am!

What is it?

Some fun?

Yes! Some fun!

But let your brother come first!

But I can't see him yet.

Then you guys go!

Get my luggage instead of loitering around me.

What happened? Go!

Don't touch me, Mamdam!

We don't listen to girls!

We only listen to Chhorda. And this is his room.

You can't stay here. That's it.

Who will stop me?

You?

You all?

Then stop me.

Chhorda!

Right at 3:30!

I fainted right at 3:30.

I gained conciousness right at 3:36.

So in these 6 minutes-

What have you been doing in these 6 minutes?

I am sure you have been looking at Boudi hungrily in these 6 minutes.

Sir, everything is finished.

What is finished?

Your sister-in-law- My ssiter-in-law? What?

She's dancing in your room.

But that's not enough! Then?

She is sleeping on your bed!

Do something sir!

Chhorda is done for!

I told you that boudibaji is my birth right.

I stumble across some sister-in-law or other wherever I go.

We have been sitting by the border like a cat.

And you trying to flirt with her, being a newcomer?

He sure needs to be thrashed!

Boudi's mine.

What's this? What's this?

That rudraksh in your neck! On my bed! I mean-

So this is rudraksh, huh?

I dreamt of my wedding night.

And my husband's putting a garland around my neck!

But why have you come empty-handed? What do you mean?

You didn't bring my suitcase? Suitcase?

Damn with your suitcase!

Why are you sleeping inside my room without telling me?

That rudraksh is divine. This is a sacred place for me. How can you enter here?

Look! I'm a Bal Brahmachari!

Bal what? Bal-

Brahmachari. I mean I'm-

I mean the person who never does- Why shall I tell you?

You leave from here right away!

You're getting rid of me like this?

I'm just And you're shooing me away?

My Aunt was right. Those women who are not loved by their husband, are not loved by anyone.

I'm really lonely in this world.

I'll whack you now if you say a word!

No. Don't cry like that.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Didn't want to scold you like that.

Actually this part of the house is for the virgins.

There are lot of spaces here. I'll make arrangements for you in a covered place.

I'm helpless. My husband left me.

So you're also trying to brush me off, huh?

I'll leave everything and go away.

I'll leave this bed and pillow and go away.

Only on one condition.

What condition?

If it's a small condition, I'll keep it. Just say.

First bring my husband. I'll leave then.

No. Impossible. Brother can't come.

He won't come? No.

Then I'll also not leave this room.

I guess sister-in-law will stay in tis room from now on.

Guess Chhorda will also stay in this room.

Let me do something. Let me call at my place and asked me to take me away.

It's difficult when the owner of the rehab himself is involved in "boudibaji".

I really can't take this anymore.

You know what I feel? What?

Chhorda's business is completely gone to the dogs.

No. This can't happen. I have to call Brother.

Hey man, give it to me!

Hang on. I'll give it to you.

I've set the fire. See my heartbeats. I have to take advantage of this.

Not your heart. But your shirt pocket.

Your mobile in your shirt pocket. It's vibrating.

Who called now?

She's crying, right? I can't come now.

I'm in Bangkok now.

I'll enter a massage parlour now. So don't disturb me now.

I'm at peace now. So don't disturb me.

Bangkok? He reached Bangkok in an hour?

Is that Bangkok or Mukundapur?

I'm finished!

That means Brother is not coming and Boudi is staying.

Will sister-in-law interact with me?

You rascal!

Running around in an empty field has made your head a deus ball!

Boudi's full emotional in brother's absence!

And we have to take advantage of that to get closer to her! Sit!

Boudi, you're upset, right?

Why worry? We're there for you!

We'll find your husband.

Boudi, we'll find your husband!

Trust me. I swear on you!

Placing your hand on her hand!

You're gone!

You and love? Cut it off!

But Choco, will Boudi let us touch her?