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He likes his chin being tickled.
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And his chest.
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You know how I knows he likes it?
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Cos that little leg goes up.
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He's sort of saying,
"Thank you, that's my favouritest".
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Can't push it down.
Not when he's enjoying himself.
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Look. He's showing,
"No, I'm enjoying it."
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That leg, it's like a little signal.
He's going,
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"Keep doing it. My leg's up -
what does that tell you, Derek?"
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Tells me you wants me to keep
doing it. "Correct."
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I can't believe my luck
when I sees Ivor.
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I loves every dog in here,
I loves every animal in here.
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I loves every animal.
But Ivor is my favouritest of all.
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I don't know why.
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It's unexplainable.
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It's just summat about him.
Makes me feel funny.
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Makes me feel funny in my throat
and then my heart, and everything.
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And in my brain, all over really.
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He feels it in his leg.
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My best day ever.
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The... All the animals from
the Medway Centre are in again,
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and the old people cuddle them
and everything.
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Good for them. Good for the animals,
good for the old people.
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I cuddles them, too.
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We're also doing our own
art class, aren't we, Kev?
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Yeah. Erm... I'm doing both.
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I'm playing with the animals
and I'm trying to make Ivor.
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But he keeps wriggling
and running away.
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It's difficult,
so I do it from memory.
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Look. My favourite bit.
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His little sausage tail.
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Anyway, it's no good,
I know it's no good,
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but I likes doing it. I'm not good.
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Kev's really good at art.
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Cheers mate.
Always loved art.
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Since I was a little kid.
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Thought I'd be able to do
something with it,
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but I found drink
and lost my way a bit, I guess.
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I've always been an artist.
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Piss artist.
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That's right, mate,
laugh at a bloke's addiction.
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Addiction?
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There's no such thing, is there?
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It's just will power, in't it?
You know what I mean?
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"Oh, I can't stop drinking"
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Well, just stop drinking, you know?
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"Drugs are killing me".
Don't take drugs.
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It's that simple, in't it?
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"I'm a fat greedy bastard."
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Don't eat all the cakes.
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You know what I mean?
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I had a neighbour's kid, right -
he was, uh,
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he was absolute tear-away at school,
right.
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They go, "Oh, he's bipolar,
he's dyslexic".
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No, he's not.
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Moody little fucker, can't read.
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My elbows hurt a bit.
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Yeah, yeah, take a break.
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Keeps him busy, don't it?
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Right. That's enough for today.
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Derek, we're going on a scavenger
hunt. What for?
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More stuff. More junk.
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Not now. I wants to play
with the animals.
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Animals are going now anyway, Derek.
Why?
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Ivor gets tired very quickly now.
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Does he?
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He's got a check-up this afternoon.
What's that?
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Just a once over, like an MOT.
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MOT.
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Check his blood, all that.
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Change the oil.
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Bye, Ivor.
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Why aren't ya jumping around?
He's not himself is he?
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Not himself.
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Say "bye".
Bye, Ivor.
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OK. I ain't got long now,
I can't collect scrap all day.
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I got a job.
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Unlike you.
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I'll choose to ignore that, mate.
My mind is on a higher plain.
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Is it?
Yeah. I'm an outsider artist.
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You should be outside, mate.
You don't even work here.
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No. What I mean is I get, you know,
found objects
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to create powerful sculptures.
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That's going to be a robot.
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You're not doing it in here.
It's dangerous.
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Oh, Kev, you can't have that in here.
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Oh, for fuckin' hell.
It's GBH of the lugholes, in't it?
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Come on, take it down to Geoff's
workshop I don't want it in there!
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Then take it outside Geoff's
workshop, OK? Jesus Christ!
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You can't leave it here.
Come on, Derek.
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Look at this!
I know. That catches someone...!
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All right.
Unbelievable, in't it?
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Bet it could electrocute a dog.
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Be careful, Derek
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That's scuffling. It's scuffling
the carpet, and that's metal.
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Down there, look at that.
If that catches someone going by -
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and with dogs running about?
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OK, leave it out! Just saying.
You can see he's doing it, can't ya?
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He's doing it, he's doing it. All
right. I don't want to see it again.
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Mind the telly!
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What are you doing, then?
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What? Are you getting on with
anything, or just...
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I'm sorting this place out, mate.
Yeah...!
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Get rid of undesirables like that.
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He's not undesirable.
I likes him.
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You like everything though,
don't you?
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Better than not liking anything.
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I'd rather like things than not like
it, like you. I like things.
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It's making me angry. Come on...!
What?
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Lay off, Geoff, yeah?
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Oh, sorry, have I wound him up,
have I touched a nerve. Sorry, mate.
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Common sense has just gone out
the window in this place.
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Does my head in, this place.
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It is not conducive to building
a fine sculpture of a robot.
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With a monster cock.
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I hate to agree with Geoff
but he has got a point, you know.
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Kev shouldn't be here,
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but he definitely shouldn't be here
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with a trolley full of saws
and rusty old spikes.
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I need to borrow
the soldering iron, mate.
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I can't let you have that.
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Shut up. You're not qualified.
It's not yours, is it?
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It's not yours either.
Oh, really? Don't lose it!
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Oh, don't lose it? Yeah! Oh, really?
Don't lose it? Yeah!
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I was going to take it upstairs and
lose it, mate. That's why I want it.
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I was going to lose it for you.
What? Prat.
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I mean, you know, this job is
stressful enough without
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having to worry about Kev
and his latest hobby.
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You know, dragging in loads
of contaminated junk.
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I don't want to have to give
a 90-year-old a tetanus jab.
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And my personal life isn't going
great, to be honest.
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You know, Tom has just dropped
the bombshell -
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that he's thinking about going back
in the merchant navy.
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So I'm not having a good
time at the moment.
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Seriously. What's your problem?
I need to work.
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I don't see the point of a
relationship
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where you only see each other for
a couple of weeks a year.
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I don't want that.
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I'm going to make that clear.
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You need to grow up.
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How's getting a job not growing up?
Because you're running away.
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I'm not running away. I'd be going
to earn some money
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then coming home again like normal
people do.
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Oh, so screw the relationship.
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Screwing it?
That's helping our relationship.
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I thought we were trying for a baby?
We did try for a baby.
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We DID? Right. That was it?
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That was my one chance?
Who the fuck are you - Henry VIII?!
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What happened there?
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Just so we're clear - if you decide
to get on that boat
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then you've made the decision
that we're splitting up.
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No. That is not my decision.
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You're saying if I get on the boat
it means we are splitting up -
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that's your decision. Oh, so you
have decided to get on the boat...
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What is going on?! You're getting oil
all over the place! For fuck's sake!
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Have a word with her Tom?
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Pop a muzzle on it, mate.
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Kev, that's...
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Oh, come off it!
This is ridiculous!
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He made me do it. He's making me...
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You can't put this shit through
an old people's home!
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He's making a robot.
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Yeah. I think Hannah's going through
a lot at the moment.
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I don't even know
if I could do what she does.
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I think she's a bit of a saint.
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She proper takes the weight of
the world on her shoulders,
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d'you know what I mean, like?
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I see her... She does everything
here, like she looks after them all.
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She's always got a smile on her
face, but I see her.
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She does get stressed sometimes,
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but she just deals with it.
She's amazing.
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This job comes with
a lot of challenges
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and Kev's just one of them
to be honest.
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Www-dot-sweethearts-online-dot-com.
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Derek Noakes. There we are.
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I knew it.
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"Sorry, you're inbox is empty"
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It's always going to be empty.
No one wants to go out with me.
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You'll be alright, mate.
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I know what it's like to feel down.
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Believe it or not, I used to think
I'd never make anything of my life.
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Is that it? That... finish there.
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Thanks, Kev.
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Poor Derek.
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Fancy having Kev as a life coach.
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That's bad news, in't it?
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I can't help him.
I can't give him any advice.
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What do I know about relationships?
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You know.
Got to sort my own life out.
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Need to talk to
Tom about... what we're doing.
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I don't want to scare him,
don't want to lose him...
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but, you know, I need to know
we've got a secure future
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or what's the point?
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I mean, it's her rule, it's,
it's... it doesn't make sense.
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I should be able to earn a living.
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I need to earn a living.
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I don't see why that means you
can't have a relationship.
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As well.
I don't want to break up.
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I...I love her. I want to be
with her, but I want to...
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..provide.
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My dad's not very well,
so I broughts his whiskey.
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Says it makes him feel better.
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He says it's his best medicine.
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Look, he's in bed.
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And you lot can fuck off!
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Sorry.
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He's perked up a bit, han't he?
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Derek, what's that?
What?
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What's that?
I ain't got nothing.
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Come on.
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He can't have that.
He wants his whiskey.
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Says it makes him feel better.
He can't have whiskey.
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He says its his best medicine.
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It won't make him feel better,
it'll make him feel worse.
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The doctor said no.
And I said no. OK?
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You got to be cruel to be kind.
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I'm going to confiscate this
till he feels better.
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Where's the whiskey?
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Hannah CONSIFICATED it,
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because you can't have it,
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cos you gotta be cruel to be kind.
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There were people on the Titanic
who pushed away their pudding.
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I don't know what that means.
But you can't have your whiskey.
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Oh, for fuck's sake,
I want my whiskey!
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I should never have allowed you
to bring me here.
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Now he's ill AND angry.
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People always want to live
a long life.
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Live a fun life.
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Yeah... If you don't smoke and drink
you live another ten years.
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But they're the worst ten years.
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Helps you forget things,
dun'it, drink?
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That's why people drinks.
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Cos they want to feel better.
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Why Kev drinks.
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I worrys about Kev, drinking.
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I worry about my dad
but my dad's old.
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Kev drinks too much.
He's always drunk.
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He don't hurt anyone.
Except himself.
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Everything's bad for you,
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but I won't judge people
for having a drink.
242
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I mean life's hard.
243
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But you have to know that you
roll the dice.
244
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It's your choice.
245
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You take your chances.
246
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Yeah, I drink.
So what?
247
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Deal with it.
248
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I'm a drinker.
249
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It's what I do.
250
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Beats my reality.
251
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I don't push drink onto anyone,
252
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:07,599
so don't push your sobriety
onto me, please.
253
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,279
I don't drink, I don't create.
254
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,479
I don't create, I'm nobody.
255
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,879
Ahh, I got... I tried it.
256
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,559
When I was sober I tried to make
stuff, picked up a toaster,
257
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didn't see anything.
258
00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:24,040
Had a drink -
looked like a giant robot minge.
259
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,519
But, yeah, I like doing my art.
Yeah.
260
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,520
It gives me pleasure, and it doesn't
cause any harm, does it?
261
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,039
It's nice to express
what's going on in my head.
262
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Add a bit of beauty
to the world, hopefully.
263
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Robocock.
264
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,079
Or Exsperminator.
265
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:46,639
Or Hard-on-D2.
266
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,879
OK. Yeah.
267
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,719
OK.
We'll... We'll see you later.
268
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:55,719
Thanks. Bye.
269
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,720
Ivor's got to be put down.
270
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,719
He's got, erm...
271
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:05,119
I've got to tell Derek.
272
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,799
Fuck.
273
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,800
He was playing with him today.
274
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Derek.
275
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,919
What?
276
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,919
I just had a phone call from Medway.
277
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:23,999
Yeah.
278
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,999
You know Ivor was going for that
check-up this afternoon? Yeah.
279
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,079
It turns out that he's really not
very well, at all.
280
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,479
Why?
281
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,279
He's got cancer.
282
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,919
No, he hasn't.
283
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,919
He's really not very well, Derek,
and they ha... What will they do?
284
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,920
How will they... They give him...
They're going to put him down.
285
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,359
Why's...?
He's not in any pain now
286
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:51,360
but if they don't do it
then he will be in pain.
287
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,759
And they just called to let you know,
in case you wanted to go...
288
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,519
Yeah, I do.
289
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,479
You want to go be there.
When is it?
290
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,679
It's this afternoon.
OK.
291
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,079
Do you want me to come with you?
Yeah.
292
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,319
OK, do you want to get your stuff?
Yeah.
293
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,399
OK, darling.
294
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,319
Kev, I can't help you with the...
295
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,260
It's all right. I gotta go.
All right.
296
00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:32,184
Hannah, have you seen the ladle
anywhere? What?
297
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,722
The ladle, I can't find it.
I've been looking for it all over.
298
00:13:34,776 --> 00:13:36,575
Cheese grater's gone missing
and all.
299
00:13:36,576 --> 00:13:38,655
Tea strainer
I couldn't find earlier.
300
00:13:38,656 --> 00:13:40,895
Well, I don't know what's
going on, to be honest.
301
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:44,255
Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine.
302
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,415
'Things are really
getting on top of me right now.
303
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:48,135
'I mean, Kev's doing my head in.
304
00:13:48,136 --> 00:13:50,215
'Now he's actually stealing stuff
from the home
305
00:13:50,216 --> 00:13:53,215
'for his stupid sculptures.
That's got to stop.
306
00:13:53,216 --> 00:13:56,495
'And Tom, I mean, I don't know
what's going on there to be honest.
307
00:13:56,496 --> 00:14:00,255
'I think I might have blown that.
308
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,655
'But, worst of all,
Ivor's got to be put down.
309
00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:05,895
'This is really not a good day.'
310
00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:09,896
Hello, Ivor. Hello, Ivor.
311
00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:14,536
Good boy.
312
00:14:15,016 --> 00:14:17,895
I'll take him down. Come on.
313
00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:21,896
Come on, Ivor.
314
00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:28,375
So we just give him
a little injection in his leg.
315
00:14:28,376 --> 00:14:30,415
He won't feel a thing.
316
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:34,416
His body just gently slows down and
then it will just pass very quietly.
317
00:14:36,016 --> 00:14:40,016
Won't it, boy? That's a good boy.
318
00:14:45,256 --> 00:14:49,015
We def... We definitely has to put
him down, yeah?
319
00:14:49,016 --> 00:14:53,016
I think it's the kindest thing.
320
00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:58,495
When... When Jack had bad kidneys,
we didn't put him down.
321
00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:00,495
We tried to save him, didn't we?
322
00:15:00,496 --> 00:15:04,496
Of course we did.
Of course we did but...
323
00:15:05,536 --> 00:15:06,895
I'll give Ivor my kidneys.
324
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,175
You need your kidneys.
325
00:15:08,176 --> 00:15:10,335
I don't. I don't use 'em.
326
00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:13,255
You do use them. I don't. Rarely.
327
00:15:13,256 --> 00:15:15,655
Well, I'm afraid
that won't really work
328
00:15:15,656 --> 00:15:19,656
because your kidneys
are wrong for Ivor.
329
00:15:21,656 --> 00:15:25,656
Sorry, Ivor,
I've got the wrong kidneys.
330
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:30,416
And he won't feel a thing?
He won't feel a thing.
331
00:15:33,936 --> 00:15:37,936
Sorry, Ivor.
332
00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:45,656
I loves him.
333
00:15:45,976 --> 00:15:48,335
He doesn't know
what's going to happen, does he?
334
00:15:48,336 --> 00:15:52,336
He doesn't know.
335
00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:05,696
He's my favouritest dog.
336
00:16:08,376 --> 00:16:12,376
Can I hold him when you does it?
Course you can.
337
00:16:23,176 --> 00:16:27,175
Just have to find
a little vein on his leg.
338
00:16:27,176 --> 00:16:31,176
That's it.
339
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:42,456
There we are. Good boy.
340
00:16:48,336 --> 00:16:49,655
Think of that, Derek.
341
00:16:49,656 --> 00:16:52,655
He had a life packed
with nothing but fun.
342
00:16:52,656 --> 00:16:55,535
And then it just ended
in the most peaceful, gentle way
343
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,935
with his loved ones around him.
Yeah.
344
00:16:57,936 --> 00:17:00,535
Not one day of discomfort. No.
345
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:04,536
It's the perfect life. Thank you.
346
00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:17,455
Thank you.
347
00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:19,095
Thank you.
348
00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:23,096
Ivor's ball.
349
00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:27,375
Don't you want to keep that
to remember Ivor by?
350
00:17:27,376 --> 00:17:29,935
I'll never forget him. Ever.
351
00:17:29,936 --> 00:17:32,695
Can you bury that with him?
352
00:17:32,696 --> 00:17:34,455
I'm thinking if there is a heaven,
353
00:17:34,456 --> 00:17:36,255
he can play with that
in heaven, can't he?
354
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,455
Geoff said pets aren't allowed
in heaven cos they've got no souls.
355
00:17:39,456 --> 00:17:41,175
If that's true, I don't want to go.
356
00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:44,095
I'll go where the pets are. Bye.
357
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:48,096
Bye-Bye. Bye.
358
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,015
I'm going to walk back.
I wants to think of Ivor.
359
00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:58,135
Are you sure? Yeah. I wanna walk.
360
00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:02,136
All right. See you in a bit. Bye.
361
00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:02,376
He's good in't he, Kev?
362
00:20:02,496 --> 00:20:05,335
Good friend.
363
00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:09,336
I likes it when he surprises people.
364
00:20:10,016 --> 00:20:11,775
He doesn't surprise me.
365
00:20:11,776 --> 00:20:15,055
I knows he's good.
366
00:20:15,056 --> 00:20:17,575
I don't find anyone surprising,
cos I always thinks,
367
00:20:17,576 --> 00:20:21,576
everyone's surprising.
Do you know what I mean?
368
00:20:21,896 --> 00:20:24,855
You can't ever... You can't ever
think you know someone
369
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,775
cos they've got summat else.
370
00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:31,335
You don't know
when it's going to happen.
371
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:32,895
Kev...
372
00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:36,896
Kev surprises you when he needs to.
373
00:20:41,176 --> 00:20:45,176
It's great.
374
00:20:55,376 --> 00:20:57,415
You made your decision, then?
375
00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:59,495
I need to get a job.
That's all I'm doing.
376
00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:01,015
Tom, if you get on that boat,
377
00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:04,375
you've made a decision
that we're splitting up.
378
00:21:04,376 --> 00:21:08,376
That's not... OK.
379
00:21:16,456 --> 00:21:17,735
Bye, Nan.
380
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:18,896
Bye, darling.
381
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,695
'Life goes on, don't it?'
382
00:21:39,696 --> 00:21:43,495
I mean, it's his decision.
383
00:21:43,496 --> 00:21:47,496
It's better I found out now.
384
00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:50,856
It's good.
385
00:21:54,536 --> 00:21:56,936
Come on.
386
00:22:23,056 --> 00:22:25,098
Shouldn't film this.
387
00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:07,760
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