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Having a party. It's my birthday,
I can choose the food
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and the songs, can't I?
And the music we put on?
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Can I choose my presents?
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Well, no, cos then it wouldn't
be a surprise, would it?
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- I know what you want
for your birthday, mate. - What?
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- Wanna pop your cherry, don't ya?
- What?
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I know what
he wants for his birthday.
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He needs to pop his cherry,
don't he?
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What's pop your cherry?
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Think. No.
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What've you got looks
like a cherry needs popping?
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End of your knob, mate!
Looks like a cherry, don't it?
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Needs popping, up a woman.
Innit, boys?
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The end of his knob looks like a
cherry needs popping up a woman.
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I've got an old walnut
if anybody's interested.
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'Suddenly, Derek's 50.'
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He's older than me.
Do you know how much older?
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Ten years. He's ten years older
than me. You'd never guess.
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And that niggles away at me
a little bit.
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He's ten years older but he's
younger in the head, no stress.
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Music, Robbie Williams...
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Yep.
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JLS, Susan Boyle, Stacey Solomon.
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That reminds me, sausage rolls, vol au
vents, chicken kievs, mini quiches...
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Hang on a minute,
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slow down a minute.
Sausage rolls...
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Eurgh!
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Just shat meself.
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Meeting's over.
You're disgusting.
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Fucking dis...
Let me have the keys to the flat.
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Change the old trousers.
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See you guys.
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'Interesting circle of friends,
haven't I, eh?'
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It's weird, cos I'm not proud
of me, you know, me own life.
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I haven't done anything special.
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I haven't sort of achieved anything
but I can say on me mother's life
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I have never shat me pants.
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There's a new lady starting work
here today. Well, she's not starting
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work here, she's got to do community
service cos she broke the law.
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Nothing bad, she didn't hurt a baby
or an animal or anything like that,
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but now she just has to work
here to say sorry, for what she did.
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Lizzie? Why are you standing there?
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Where?
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There.
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Where, dear?
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There, where you're standing,
you're standing there.
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Am I?
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Yeah. Go and sit down, Lizzie.
Go and sit down.
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That's it.
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Yeah, when there's
a lot of community service people...
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Why are you filming her now?
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I was talking.
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Gosh.
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I'm not talking to you.
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- Who?
- You. It's ridiculous.
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I'll show her around,
I'll show her around.
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OK, this is Derek.
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This is Vicky.
Hello, Vicky.
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OK, you show her round
and introduce her to some residents,
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- then I'm going to show her
some work to get on with. - Yeah, I'll show them round.
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He loves showing the community
service workers around.
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I got caught nicking
shoes from the shop I worked in.
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Nah, there's definitely
nothing to nick here.
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Smells funny as well.
I'll go round
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spraying my Intimately Beckham
everywhere, stops you feeling sick.
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That's Victoria Beckham's perfume.
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I think it's funny,
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like, she's called Victoria, I'm
called Victoria and we both turned
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out posh, like, and handbags
and that, you know what I mean?
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This carer's my mate.
He's not a resident here, too young.
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Arthur and Jack.
Jack, he likes jokes, don't you?
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He likes jokes.
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And if you likes jokes with swearing
and what are racist,
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then Arthur's your man.
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- All right?
- Yeah.
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Yeah? Come on, next.
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This is Joe and Silo.
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- Is he asleep?
- I hope so.
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Hey, Derek.
What?
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Want a joke, mate?
Go on.
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Right. Bloke walks into his
doctor's.
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Who? What bloke?
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It doesn't matter,
it's just a joke.
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Walks in the doctor's, said "I keep
thinking I'm a pair of curtains..."
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Is it a stroke?
What?
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You can think
things that aren't there,
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like burning toast.
There isn't any toast...
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It's not a bloody stroke!
Focus please, on the joke.
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Bloke walks into the doctor's, says "I
keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains..."
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And the doctor says,
"Pull yourself together then."
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Nervous breakdown?
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Forget it.
Alzheimer's?
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Forget it.
Alzheimer's.
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Forget the joke, mate.
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No, he means pull yourself
together...
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Like a pair of curtains.
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I pretends to not get jokes
cos it really annoys him.
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Right, let's get you all sorted.
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Oh, nice.
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What do you do normally then?
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What do you mean?
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For a job?
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I ain't got a job have I?
I got caught nicking shoes.
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Well,
is this something you'd like to do?
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I thought I had to do it?
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No, I mean for like a career
or something?
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Nah.
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Well, what would you like to do
then?
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Dunno. Kardashians and that.
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Brilliant. Right.
Let's get you started.
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Why've you got
a haircut like a paedophile?
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Good point.
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When are you
opening your salon again?
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Oh, why is everyone weird in here?
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'I know it's not a great hairstyle,
it's not a style,
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'I don't style it like this.
This is how it is.'
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What I find strange is the way it's
never come into fashion.
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When you think of all
the different things that have come
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and gone - platform shoes
and long sideburns, dungarees,
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this has never been picked up.
No heart throb in a Hollywood
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film has ever had this, and I just
feel like that that just sums
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it up, that's... I'm sort of unlucky
in life,
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I've got a shit haircut, forget it,
you're not gonna get anywhere.
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Yeah, I'd shave it off,
or wear a wig if I was you.
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What difference would it
make to me life?
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Seriously?
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Your head would be warmer.
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Good point.
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Well, the bedrooms are just
through this way.
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You're gonna help me make some
beds.
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Oh, that's nasty.
Do you have to touch anything?
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Well, yeah.
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Do you wear gloves?
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What? To change beds?
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Yeah, but old people bed, though.
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Well, I think it's better to save
the gloves for when you're doing
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the urinals, otherwise you don't
really feel the benefit.
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Fuck's sake.
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Do you answer your parents
back like that?
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No-one to answer back to,
we don't talk too much.
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Well, did you used to talk
to your teachers like that then?
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Yeah, all the time - dickheads.
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Except for Mr Matthews
who was quite fit.
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But didn't really go to
school much anyway.
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I didn't do that
well at school, you know.
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You can learn loads of stuff
outside school.
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You're never too old to learn
something.
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Do you read?
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Yeah.
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What do you read?
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Twitter.
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Well, OK...
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She's not a bad kid, she's
just never been told she'd amount to
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anything, she's never had any role
models, like teachers and authority
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figures, it's all celebrities now,
innit, and footballer's wives.
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Still, you know, I wouldn't mind
a bit of David Beckham,
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so long as he didn't speak.
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Wouldn't want him to speak.
He'd be mute.
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A mute Beckham would be lovely.
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Oh, fuck...
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they're having a laugh,
in't they?
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That is disgusting.
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Looks like it could still bite me
hand off.
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Well,
where do you get your nails done?
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Did 'em myself.
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Really?
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Yeah, duh.
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You're cleverer than me.
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Well you can't be very clever then
cos I'm thick.
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Don't think a thick person
could do art.
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Tea?
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Oh, yeah, how do you want it?
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I mean do you want a cup of tea?
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Sorry, you're busy.
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Oh, yeah, please.
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How do you take it?
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Two sugars?
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OK.
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Have you got a boyfriend?
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No, not at the moment.
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Not at the moment.
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Have you? No.
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Anyone takes your
fancy in here?
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Not really, no.
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Really? Oh, I dunno.
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No, my husband died
when he was quite young,
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and I never really found anybody
else, you know...
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Oh, hang on, Lizzie,
let me... let me...
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50 years old. I can't believe it.
I can't believe I'm 50.
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Well, 50's young.
I mean, 50's the new 40.
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Yep.
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60's the new 50,
then 70's the new 60.
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What's 80?
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80's still 80, you're fucked.
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What about 90?
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You don't have to worry about that.
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Lizzie's 80, ain't ya?
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Lizzie?
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You're 80.
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Am I?
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Yep.
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Oi. Why don't you take Derek
down the library now, a bit early,
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so I can make his birthday cake?
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- Now?
- Yeah.
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What?
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Just saying, maybe go down
the library a bit early.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Yeah? Yeah, get some books out.
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See you later then.
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See you later.
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We need Kev.
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We don't need Kev.
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- What?
- We don't need Kev.
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You shouldn't say that.
We don't need Kev. Never do.
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It's a sentence
that should never be said.
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Kev?
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Kev isn't needed, leave him.
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Kev. Coming to the library?
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We're going to the library. Take
some books back, get some books out.
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Once a week, and then read them,
bring 'em back,
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take 'em back out again, innit?
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Dougie takes us
to the library, don't you?
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It's just to get them
out the home, really.
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Some of them don't bother
getting a book.
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Hannah says, you know, get 'em out,
give 'em a bit of fresh air.
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Which is funny, really.
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When you're stuck on a bus with Kev,
you're getting very little fresh air.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait for everyone.
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Old people here.
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Some of them get books, some don't.
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Some just come here to sit down
and nod off.
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They might as well be back
in the home.
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But then again, you know,
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when you're their age, are you
really going to start reading books?
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They might not get through it.
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Anyway, I don't know what's...if
there's any books aimed at the old.
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It's all autobiographies, innit?
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Justin Bieber's just brought one
out, you know him?
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Only about 12.
An autobiography out.
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Full chapter about how
he blow dries his hair.
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Cooking books.
How many cooking books do we need?
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You go in WH Smith and look
at the book charts -
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every one of them's a cook book,
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and they wonder why the country's
getting fat.
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Kev comes along,
I don't know what he comes here for.
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Well, I do know what he comes
here for, he's looking for nudity.
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If there's a book in here with
nudity in it, he finds it.
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Amateur photography. I can guarantee
she'll be in black and white
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with her kit off by page ten.
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Tits. Bingo.
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Hello, love.
Can I get that out, please?
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You can't take magazines out,
I'm afraid.
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OK. Well, you got a toilet?
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Upstairs.
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Smashing.
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No shame whatsoever, really.
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Now look at Derek - I'll bet you
he's looking at a book with cats in.
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Every time he comes here,
the same book, the same cats.
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He's fascinated by it.
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It's kittens, my favourite.
I loves 'em, I wants to...
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But you've got to be careful,
cos you want to squeeze 'em,
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but you've got to be careful.
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And I likes old cats, I likes all the
ones in between. Look, it's all cats.
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Boss-eyed!
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I loves boss-eyed cats. Er...
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Look, that's what
a cat looks like...
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..inside.
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I've seen that in the road before.
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Except that wasn't...
It was over there.
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday, dear Derek
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Happy birthday to you.
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Thank you. Hot. It's hot.
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Go on, blow them out.
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Yeah!
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Is that my presents?
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00:15:02,213 --> 00:15:03,393
- Yeah.
- Shall I open them?
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I'll get a cake knife.
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Yeah.
Everyone can have a bit of cake.
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Spot Garden Birds.
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Long-tailed tit.
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He's only saying that to say "tit".
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Thank you.
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00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:27,530
I've just been filling in
your assessment form.
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So how do you think
you're getting on?
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Yeah, it's all right.
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00:16:31,706 --> 00:16:33,146
Yeah?
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I put, "Victoria is a real asset,
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"she learns quickly and she gets
on with everyone,
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"and the residents love her
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"and she's clearly a smart
and conscientious young lady.
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"Ten out of ten for effort."
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Oh, what's the matter, darling?
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00:16:50,892 --> 00:16:54,152
Oh, I've just never got ten
out of ten for anything before.
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00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:55,969
Oh, that's silly.
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00:16:55,969 --> 00:16:58,169
Everything's not a test.
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I'll bet you're brilliant
at loads of stuff!
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00:17:00,569 --> 00:17:02,969
No-one's ever been this
nice to me before either.
302
00:17:02,969 --> 00:17:06,969
Oh. Well, you're rubbish, then!
How's that?
303
00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:10,369
That's better.
304
00:17:10,369 --> 00:17:13,729
It's not just you, it's everything.
305
00:17:13,729 --> 00:17:16,249
It's just nice being here.
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00:17:16,249 --> 00:17:20,049
I don't think I've ever been
in a nice place before.
307
00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:24,009
Well, how does that feel?
308
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,689
Yeah, I like it.
309
00:17:26,689 --> 00:17:30,689
Oh, come here, don't be silly.
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00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:37,169
Oh, I feel like a right div, now.
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00:17:37,169 --> 00:17:41,169
Um, I was wondering if maybe I
could, I dunno, come back next week?
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What? As a volunteer?
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Yeah.
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00:17:46,129 --> 00:17:47,569
Yeah, that'd be brilliant!
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Yeah? Yes!
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All right.
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Excellent!
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Derek, are you going to throw up?
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Yeah. Right, come with me.
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00:19:30,809 --> 00:19:33,129
You what?! What did you give him
that for?
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00:19:33,129 --> 00:19:37,129
Look at the state of him, you idiot!
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00:19:45,489 --> 00:19:47,369
Uurrgh!
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00:19:47,369 --> 00:19:48,809
You all right, babe?
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00:19:48,809 --> 00:19:50,209
No, I wish I was dead!
325
00:19:50,209 --> 00:19:51,889
What's up with him?
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00:19:51,889 --> 00:19:54,049
What'd you give him
Special Brew for?
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00:19:54,049 --> 00:19:57,249
I didn't force him, did I?
Like some kind of foie-gras goose!
328
00:19:57,249 --> 00:20:00,729
Look at the state of him.
What are you doing?
329
00:20:00,729 --> 00:20:02,529
What do you think I'm doing?
330
00:20:02,529 --> 00:20:06,529
Oh, for fuck's sake!
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00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:11,289
Unbelievable.
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Prostate.
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My life.
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