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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,014 --> 00:00:12,858 [flare strikes and burns] 2 00:00:13,725 --> 00:00:15,482 Welcome to the Brain Frame. 3 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:18,321 [flare burning, music builds] 4 00:00:20,023 --> 00:00:23,117 [instrumental music] 5 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:17,206 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 6 00:01:21,076 --> 00:01:22,949 HOBBS: The Brain Frame. 7 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,203 So it's a machine that allows you 8 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:29,234 to place yourself inside another person's mind. 9 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,399 Sure. In layman's terms, 10 00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:33,071 I guess you could put it that way. 11 00:01:33,085 --> 00:01:35,574 So you go inside Hannah's head? 12 00:01:36,351 --> 00:01:38,002 How does that even look? 13 00:01:39,201 --> 00:01:40,401 It looked... 14 00:01:41,983 --> 00:01:44,253 - Weird. - It looked like a shitty sewer. 15 00:01:48,265 --> 00:01:49,552 Looks like a shitty sewer. 16 00:01:49,672 --> 00:01:53,443 - Is this Hannah's mind? - No. This is the Brain Frame. 17 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:56,357 It's the physical manifestation of the program I built. 18 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:57,980 Well, where's Hannah? 19 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:00,872 Hannah's mind is behind these hatches. 20 00:02:00,992 --> 00:02:03,098 Where the Brain Frame is filtering and partitioning 21 00:02:03,114 --> 00:02:05,892 - her subconscious into dreams. - This place is a dump. 22 00:02:06,405 --> 00:02:08,958 It's not a dump. It's utilitarian. 23 00:02:09,152 --> 00:02:11,337 Well, I would have designed it way better. 24 00:02:11,457 --> 00:02:12,461 Guys. 25 00:02:12,481 --> 00:02:15,186 Like I'm talkin' I would've put some strippers over here. 26 00:02:15,221 --> 00:02:18,051 Maybe just a little cocaine dispenser over here. 27 00:02:18,092 --> 00:02:20,069 And then that thing, whatever that thing is doing, 28 00:02:20,076 --> 00:02:22,676 it would instead be dispensing strawberry daiquiris 29 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:24,895 - because I love a good daiquiri. - Guys! 30 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,254 - I can't breathe. - What do you mean you can't breathe? 31 00:02:28,293 --> 00:02:29,482 I made a mistake! 32 00:02:29,825 --> 00:02:31,518 - We're gonna die in here! - No, no, no. 33 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,921 Larry ran a statistical analysis. 34 00:02:33,041 --> 00:02:35,935 - Our chances of dying are very low. - Low? How low? 35 00:02:36,001 --> 00:02:37,672 - Twelve percent. - Twelve per... ?! 36 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:38,858 Oh fuck! 37 00:02:38,978 --> 00:02:41,773 I just wanted to get her back and now we're gonna die in here! 38 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,260 The walls are closing in! Let me out! 39 00:02:44,316 --> 00:02:45,725 - I gotta get out of here! - Hey! 40 00:02:45,731 --> 00:02:47,152 Hey, Sam, it's just a panic attack, bud. 41 00:02:47,163 --> 00:02:49,333 Alright, before I dropped out I was honors psych, 42 00:02:49,338 --> 00:02:51,083 I know what I'm doin'. Feels like you're going crazy, 43 00:02:51,105 --> 00:02:52,566 like you're losing your mind? Can't catch your breath? 44 00:02:52,574 --> 00:02:54,239 - Can't breathe. - Yeah, that's normal. 45 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:56,450 I read that Scarlett Johansson gets panic attacks 46 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:58,159 all the time and what does she have to panic about? 47 00:02:58,195 --> 00:02:59,065 Nothing. 48 00:02:59,105 --> 00:03:01,156 She's got like the fourth hottest tatties in the world. 49 00:03:01,174 --> 00:03:02,737 - Great tatties. - So I need you to breathe in 50 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,562 for five for me, hold for two, and out for five. 51 00:03:04,571 --> 00:03:05,529 Five, two, five. 52 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:06,886 [panicked exhaling] 53 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,993 You're not gonna die in here, okay? 54 00:03:09,171 --> 00:03:10,374 'Cause I got your back. 55 00:03:10,987 --> 00:03:12,306 Berkman's got your back. 56 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,143 ? Berkman's got your back. ? 57 00:03:14,156 --> 00:03:16,101 - Mhm. - ? Berkman's got your back. ? 58 00:03:16,119 --> 00:03:16,953 Sing it with me. 59 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,245 (together) ? Berkman's got your back. ? 60 00:03:18,263 --> 00:03:20,327 - That's right. - (together) ? Berkman's got your back. ? 61 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,352 I'm gonna hit the harmony, you do the part. 62 00:03:22,591 --> 00:03:23,980 (together) ? Berkman's got your back. ? 63 00:03:24,056 --> 00:03:25,170 That's great. 64 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,278 Knew you were good for something. 65 00:03:29,024 --> 00:03:30,462 Larry how's that hospital room? 66 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,312 It's coming your way in hatch numero three. 67 00:03:34,364 --> 00:03:35,723 Uh. Hospital? 68 00:03:35,843 --> 00:03:37,476 I thought we could create a scene where I'm 69 00:03:37,503 --> 00:03:39,603 riding a horse, shirtless, uh... 70 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,867 with a six-pack. 71 00:03:40,891 --> 00:03:42,152 I'm holding flowers and these 72 00:03:42,161 --> 00:03:43,590 gluten-free cupcakes that she likes. 73 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,603 No, we're only using elements that are fresh in her mind. 74 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,523 Nothing fake or foreign. Foreign is bad. 75 00:03:48,541 --> 00:03:50,751 Unless it's Pakistani poon. 76 00:03:50,832 --> 00:03:52,474 Am I right? 77 00:03:52,785 --> 00:03:53,886 Whoa! 78 00:03:56,455 --> 00:03:58,462 Now, we know she's regularly been confronting 79 00:03:58,467 --> 00:04:00,287 death with her aunt's cancer. 80 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,925 Assuming she's fighting for her life, 81 00:04:01,956 --> 00:04:04,078 fighting against finality. 82 00:04:04,198 --> 00:04:06,417 - Whereas... - Hannah wants to euthanize our love. 83 00:04:06,428 --> 00:04:09,439 Yes. So we're gonna create a mini crisis 84 00:04:09,461 --> 00:04:11,309 with a high recall probability. 85 00:04:11,429 --> 00:04:13,861 And transfer her fear of losing her aunt 86 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,196 to her relationship with you. 87 00:04:17,101 --> 00:04:18,838 I have no idea what you just said. 88 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:22,928 We're going to say that Sam has cancer 89 00:04:22,961 --> 00:04:24,863 and that you're going to be the doctor 90 00:04:24,886 --> 00:04:27,583 who says that the only cure is not breaking up with him. 91 00:04:27,827 --> 00:04:30,124 That's manipulative. But I like it. 92 00:04:30,141 --> 00:04:31,400 Can I still have a six-pack? 93 00:04:31,473 --> 00:04:33,509 Larry, how much longer on the current dream sequence? 94 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,496 LARRY: T-minus two minutos. 95 00:04:35,524 --> 00:04:37,396 - Wait, she's dreaming right now? - Yep. 96 00:04:37,436 --> 00:04:39,438 In, uh, hatch number uno. 97 00:04:42,571 --> 00:04:43,490 Hannah? 98 00:04:44,023 --> 00:04:44,995 Hannah, no. 99 00:04:45,004 --> 00:04:47,477 - No, no, no, no, no! - What is it? 100 00:04:47,498 --> 00:04:49,429 She's with another man and they're having sex! 101 00:04:49,451 --> 00:04:50,994 I gotta check this out. 102 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,995 [satisfied moans] 103 00:04:56,604 --> 00:04:57,714 Oh, man, that's... 104 00:04:57,952 --> 00:04:59,639 that's Casper Van Dien! 105 00:04:59,672 --> 00:05:00,849 Hannah. 106 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:02,314 You totally made the right decision 107 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:03,918 in breaking up with Sam! 108 00:05:03,962 --> 00:05:07,069 Oh! Casper! Yes! 109 00:05:07,189 --> 00:05:08,457 Never surrender! 110 00:05:08,468 --> 00:05:10,016 Never retreat! 111 00:05:10,072 --> 00:05:12,725 Never stop doing me! 112 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:14,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you say Casper Van Dien? 113 00:05:14,990 --> 00:05:17,110 Like Starship Troopers one and three Casper Van Dien? 114 00:05:17,143 --> 00:05:19,057 Yeah, and he's incredible in Omega Code . 115 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,990 - Will you get me his autograph? - Larry. 116 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:23,200 Casper Van Dien is not real. 117 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,993 He's just Hannah's mind remembering seeing 118 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,632 Starship Troopers earlier in the day. 119 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:28,882 And how the hell would I bring an autograph back? 120 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:32,381 I... I dunno. I'm just a member of the Casper fan Diens. 121 00:05:33,641 --> 00:05:36,313 - It's the Casper Van Dien fan club. - Oh, shut the hell up, Larry! 122 00:05:36,346 --> 00:05:38,755 Guys, I need to get you into hatch three pronto. 123 00:05:40,529 --> 00:05:42,261 [satisfied grunting and moaning] 124 00:05:42,381 --> 00:05:43,454 Hannah! 125 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:44,658 Tell me about your day. 126 00:05:44,686 --> 00:05:46,400 Tell me about your day! 127 00:05:46,422 --> 00:05:48,137 I bought a pair of jeans. 128 00:05:48,257 --> 00:05:50,034 I'm worried I look fat in them. 129 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,137 You look great in every pair of jeans. 130 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:54,395 [satisfied scream] 131 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,623 - Berkman. - Yeah. 132 00:05:58,743 --> 00:06:00,088 [camera clicks] 133 00:06:00,643 --> 00:06:02,751 [creaking noises and music] 134 00:06:10,609 --> 00:06:11,852 Okay, now Sam, remember 135 00:06:11,874 --> 00:06:14,005 you can't overtly state your desires. 136 00:06:14,033 --> 00:06:16,585 You have to let her subconscious figure it out on its own 137 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:18,338 otherwise it'll never stick when she wakes up. 138 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:20,858 Sounds like a great plan. But uh... 139 00:06:20,978 --> 00:06:22,312 Who's this woman? 140 00:06:24,826 --> 00:06:27,268 The jello is stale today. 141 00:06:27,301 --> 00:06:28,589 Aunt Lisa? 142 00:06:28,611 --> 00:06:30,203 Larry, what the hell is going on? 143 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,486 I dunno! Hospitals must be a familiar dream setting 144 00:06:32,488 --> 00:06:35,211 so her subconscious is just auto-filling characters in. 145 00:06:35,722 --> 00:06:37,644 Could you find that Latino woman and get her 146 00:06:37,652 --> 00:06:38,874 to fluff my pillows? 147 00:06:38,945 --> 00:06:41,179 - What do we do? - We gotta get her out of here now. 148 00:06:41,202 --> 00:06:43,124 - Okay, let's go. - Whoa, Whoa! 149 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,601 - Easy, man. She's got cancer. - Oh, she's not real! 150 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:46,666 Sam, get in bed. 151 00:06:46,786 --> 00:06:48,104 Guys. Guys. 152 00:06:48,224 --> 00:06:49,741 The Van Dien bone session's about to end 153 00:06:49,755 --> 00:06:51,450 and she seems very satisfied. 154 00:06:51,496 --> 00:06:53,317 Your hair looks great! 155 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,119 [wild moaning] 156 00:06:55,317 --> 00:06:56,845 That guy has got stamina, huh? 157 00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:58,373 Oh my, you're so rough! 158 00:06:58,756 --> 00:07:00,373 Shut up, dream woman! 159 00:07:00,493 --> 00:07:02,315 Remember the scenario! 160 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:03,420 Okay, got it. 161 00:07:07,433 --> 00:07:08,242 Hannah. 162 00:07:10,483 --> 00:07:12,682 How's it going? Or, uh... 163 00:07:13,054 --> 00:07:14,447 (weak) How's it going? 164 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:15,951 Sam? 165 00:07:16,677 --> 00:07:18,520 Sam, are you okay? 166 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,356 [coughing] 167 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:21,699 (weak) I'm sick, Hannah. 168 00:07:21,882 --> 00:07:24,397 I'm super... [coughing] 169 00:07:24,419 --> 00:07:25,607 super sick. 170 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,305 What's going on? 171 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:30,917 My apologies, but... 172 00:07:32,049 --> 00:07:33,503 It doesn't look good. 173 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:35,573 What is it, Doctor? 174 00:07:36,116 --> 00:07:37,487 He's dying. 175 00:07:39,419 --> 00:07:41,094 From a broken dick. 176 00:07:41,117 --> 00:07:42,842 - What? - What?! 177 00:07:43,492 --> 00:07:44,957 Broken heart. 178 00:07:45,013 --> 00:07:47,177 - Heart. - My heart... 179 00:07:47,449 --> 00:07:51,035 - Hannah, it hurts. - HANNAH: Is there any cure, Doctor? 180 00:07:52,545 --> 00:07:53,893 There's one thing. 181 00:07:54,013 --> 00:07:55,619 But it's very experimental. 182 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:57,173 Okay. 183 00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:58,870 You would have to... 184 00:07:58,990 --> 00:08:01,324 - sleep with his best friend, Berkman. - What? 185 00:08:01,324 --> 00:08:02,767 Berkman, stop! 186 00:08:03,118 --> 00:08:04,023 Berkman? 187 00:08:04,046 --> 00:08:06,074 I think I made out with that guy Freshman year. 188 00:08:06,096 --> 00:08:07,676 - I think he has crabs now. - No, he doesn't have crabs. 189 00:08:07,676 --> 00:08:10,311 - If he did, it's treatable. - Shut up, shut up! 190 00:08:10,431 --> 00:08:12,515 Look, you just need to get back together with Sam, okay? 191 00:08:12,532 --> 00:08:14,856 Sam is the only one who knows how to treat you right. 192 00:08:14,873 --> 00:08:16,932 Like remember when I got you all those tea tree candles 193 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:19,040 from Costco last week? You love those candles. 194 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,224 Wait, what's going on? What is this? 195 00:08:24,393 --> 00:08:25,475 AUNT: Hannah! 196 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,641 - Hannah, they're not real! - Ahhhh. 197 00:08:28,534 --> 00:08:30,883 Larry! Cancel the sequence now! 198 00:08:30,888 --> 00:08:32,247 The scenario isn't ready yet! 199 00:08:32,247 --> 00:08:33,951 I don't care! Get us out now! 200 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:35,211 What? 201 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:38,884 Hannah! Hannah, take me back, please! 202 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:41,021 Uh... Remember the good times, Hannah please! 203 00:08:41,885 --> 00:08:43,328 Wait, where'd she go? 204 00:08:43,448 --> 00:08:46,555 Damn it, Sam. I told you not to explicitly state anything, 205 00:08:46,582 --> 00:08:48,064 now her subconscious is on to us. 206 00:08:48,097 --> 00:08:50,728 It's his fault. What was all that "Berkman's got your back" stuff? 207 00:08:50,765 --> 00:08:52,011 Hey, I was just riffing a bit... 208 00:08:52,038 --> 00:08:54,469 - I was workshopping the script. - I hate you so much. 209 00:08:56,044 --> 00:08:58,261 - [thump] - What's that sound? 210 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,970 - It's an interstitial. - A what? 211 00:09:01,247 --> 00:09:03,293 Between REM cycles the mind enters 212 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:05,894 - a hypnagogic state that... - Hey, bud, English. 213 00:09:05,915 --> 00:09:07,913 Otherwise it's gonna go right over Sam's head. 214 00:09:08,468 --> 00:09:11,111 Between all the big dreams you have a lot of mini dreams. 215 00:09:11,145 --> 00:09:13,427 They're mostly just free associative random bursts. 216 00:09:13,441 --> 00:09:15,653 - HANNAH: [startled grunting] - Hey! Hannah. 217 00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:16,763 How's it going? 218 00:09:17,046 --> 00:09:19,144 - What the fuck are you guys doing here? - Oh. 219 00:09:19,366 --> 00:09:20,906 Well, uh... the three of us... 220 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:22,876 Uh, we went to... It's kind of hard to explain. 221 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:25,699 - We went... - [techno music] 222 00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:29,985 What is this? 223 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:32,733 Everybody just hang tight, this will be over in a second. 224 00:09:34,114 --> 00:09:35,518 WOO! 225 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:37,283 Yeah! 226 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,957 [techno music] 227 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,866 I'm gonna vomit! 228 00:09:48,536 --> 00:09:50,727 [silence] 229 00:09:53,264 --> 00:09:54,269 Is it over? 230 00:09:54,297 --> 00:09:55,939 Okay, did you guys see Charlie Chaplin 231 00:09:55,939 --> 00:09:57,177 kissing Abraham Lincoln? 232 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,242 I mean open your eyes, 233 00:09:58,242 --> 00:10:00,551 they are not gonna teach you that stuff in history books. 234 00:10:00,890 --> 00:10:01,756 Larry. 235 00:10:02,151 --> 00:10:04,669 Where are we? This is not part of my design. 236 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,658 I've never seen this simulation before. 237 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,270 You're off the grid. 238 00:10:08,452 --> 00:10:09,739 This doesn't seem that bad. 239 00:10:10,339 --> 00:10:11,928 (in the distance) Ho ho ho! 240 00:10:11,941 --> 00:10:13,911 Feliz navidad! 241 00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:14,840 Guys? 242 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:15,821 Hannah. 243 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,026 Her body is freaking out up here. 244 00:10:18,755 --> 00:10:22,084 (creepy laughter in the distance) 245 00:10:23,793 --> 00:10:25,298 Oh god. 246 00:10:25,769 --> 00:10:27,056 Hannah's having a nightmare. 247 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,195 [suspense music] 248 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:32,819 - [silence] - MULLINS: Why... 249 00:10:32,939 --> 00:10:34,414 Santa? 250 00:10:34,782 --> 00:10:36,377 Yeah, that's... 251 00:10:36,697 --> 00:10:39,325 - Pretty fucking weird. - That's what you think is weird? 252 00:10:39,646 --> 00:10:42,005 I tell you my ex-boyfriend breaks into my brain, 253 00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:44,242 cues a nightmare, and your first question is, 254 00:10:44,362 --> 00:10:45,657 "Why Santa?" 255 00:10:46,128 --> 00:10:48,209 Why did you start dating Sam? 256 00:10:49,492 --> 00:10:52,032 So now you want to hear about my dating history? 257 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:53,385 Listen, Hannah. 258 00:10:54,058 --> 00:10:56,744 You see, Sam seems to think your relationship 259 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,898 is the reason why this whole thing started. 260 00:10:59,114 --> 00:11:01,173 Of course he does. [scoffs] 261 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,002 I thought you guys wanted to hear about my nightmare. 262 00:11:07,604 --> 00:11:09,526 [music] 263 00:11:09,646 --> 00:11:11,585 Oh, this is bad, you guys. 264 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,064 Oh no. 265 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:17,259 - Oh no. - Hannah! 266 00:11:17,379 --> 00:11:19,817 Don't freak out. What is this? Where are we? 267 00:11:20,441 --> 00:11:22,461 This is my nightmare. 268 00:11:22,478 --> 00:11:24,308 From when I was eight. 269 00:11:24,428 --> 00:11:26,284 What are you guys doing here? 270 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,573 Well, uh, you're not gonna believe it. But... 271 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:31,192 Sam hooked you up to Connor's doggy dream machine 272 00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:34,040 which was originally my idea, because he wanted to trick you 273 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,826 - into taking him back. - You did what? 274 00:11:36,881 --> 00:11:39,095 Well, it sounds a lot worse when he says it. Um... 275 00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:41,631 You were gonna give up on us and I kinda panicked. 276 00:11:41,653 --> 00:11:44,277 - But I had this machine that... - God damn it, Sam. 277 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,734 This. This is the problem. 278 00:11:46,854 --> 00:11:48,649 This is why we broke up. 279 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:50,501 You're so selfish. 280 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,901 How do you not see that? 281 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:56,730 - Oh... - [power drains] 282 00:11:57,243 --> 00:11:58,672 [alarms go off] 283 00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,337 Oh, this is bad. 284 00:12:00,393 --> 00:12:02,307 LARRY: We've got a problem. Everything's down. 285 00:12:02,314 --> 00:12:04,000 The system, the lights... 286 00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:06,463 - We're on battery. - Oh shit. 287 00:12:06,502 --> 00:12:07,867 This is a full on night terror. 288 00:12:07,889 --> 00:12:09,899 We've gotta get somewhere safe now. Come on! 289 00:12:10,676 --> 00:12:12,641 LARRY: God dang it! 290 00:12:13,946 --> 00:12:15,560 Everything went red! 291 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,987 Connor! 292 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,284 Okay. 293 00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:20,854 Hannah. 294 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,124 Tell me everything you can about this dream, 295 00:12:23,163 --> 00:12:25,632 and be very specific. 296 00:12:26,081 --> 00:12:28,021 Okay. Okay. 297 00:12:28,358 --> 00:12:31,417 [breathing heavy] 298 00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:34,165 It was December 24th. 299 00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:35,883 1994. 300 00:12:36,971 --> 00:12:38,214 It was late. 301 00:12:38,582 --> 00:12:40,087 I was tired, but... 302 00:12:40,522 --> 00:12:41,765 I couldn't sleep. 303 00:12:42,755 --> 00:12:45,188 I was just too excited about Santa. 304 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,244 My mind was... 305 00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:48,780 racing. 306 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,031 So I thought maybe 307 00:12:51,622 --> 00:12:54,543 if I watched a movie it would help me go to sleep, or at least... 308 00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:57,086 pass the time until morning. 309 00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:00,939 Maybe I'd even see Santa come down the chimney. 310 00:13:06,027 --> 00:13:08,002 So I snuck into our living room. 311 00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:10,417 And turned on the TV. 312 00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,521 I searched for a Christmas movie. 313 00:13:14,369 --> 00:13:15,461 I found one. 314 00:13:16,242 --> 00:13:17,872 One I'd never seen before. 315 00:13:19,641 --> 00:13:21,183 It was this slasher film 316 00:13:21,303 --> 00:13:23,403 about an evil Mexican Santa Claus. 317 00:13:23,407 --> 00:13:24,885 Feliz Navidead. 318 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,915 That's the one. 319 00:13:27,949 --> 00:13:29,763 I've had nightmares ever since. 320 00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:32,360 The bodies. 321 00:13:33,039 --> 00:13:34,065 The blood. 322 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,569 And that laugh. 323 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:41,442 Ho. Ho. Ho. 324 00:13:43,102 --> 00:13:44,567 I still hate Christmas. 325 00:13:46,072 --> 00:13:47,099 So... 326 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,153 that's why you didn't like my Christmas gift this year? 327 00:13:52,177 --> 00:13:53,843 It was just a handwritten coupon 328 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,450 that said "Date night with Sam." 329 00:13:55,889 --> 00:13:57,079 Redeemable any time. 330 00:13:57,199 --> 00:13:59,423 Feliz Navidead is the one where Santa kills 331 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:02,013 - all the villagers with the candy cane knife. - No. 332 00:14:02,351 --> 00:14:04,776 It was the sequel. Yeah, it was the sequel. 333 00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:07,673 And in the sequel, he kills them with a... 334 00:14:07,856 --> 00:14:11,027 - [chainsaw revving] - [screaming] 335 00:14:14,492 --> 00:14:16,129 [crazy laughter] 336 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:19,209 (speaking Spanish) _ 337 00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:21,383 [crazy laughter] 338 00:14:21,384 --> 00:14:23,215 I'm about to lose auxiliary power! 339 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,701 We won't be able to communicate! 340 00:14:25,756 --> 00:14:27,488 [explosion] 341 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,444 Mexican Santa sucks! 342 00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:31,811 Damn it! 343 00:14:33,969 --> 00:14:36,517 So if we die in here, do we also die out there? 344 00:14:36,518 --> 00:14:37,899 Theoretically... 345 00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:40,034 - Maybe. - Maybe? 346 00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:41,922 Well, you could wake up with a... 347 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,605 cerebral hangover. 348 00:14:43,725 --> 00:14:44,992 Well, that doesn't sound that bad. 349 00:14:44,993 --> 00:14:46,791 Where you uncontrollably vomit and diarrhea 350 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:47,861 for a day straight. 351 00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:49,166 Well then I would just die of embarrassment. 352 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,673 Wait! Why doesn't Larry just take off our helmets? 353 00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:54,649 No, no, he can't. The computer is not at full power. 354 00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:55,794 If he takes the helmets off now, 355 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,431 we could scramble our brains together. 356 00:14:57,442 --> 00:14:59,071 - You could wake up half Berkman. - Oh God... 357 00:14:59,074 --> 00:14:59,988 Hey! 358 00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:01,774 - Larry. - Yeah, boss? 359 00:15:01,802 --> 00:15:03,594 In the lab, back of the fridge, 360 00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:04,787 there's an adrenaline shot. 361 00:15:04,809 --> 00:15:06,851 Get it and inject it directly into Hannah's heart 362 00:15:06,857 --> 00:15:08,482 so we can wake up out of this night terror. 363 00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:10,918 Roger that. Oh, and Connor. 364 00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:12,336 You can count on me. 365 00:15:12,456 --> 00:15:14,822 There is absolutely no way we can count on him. 366 00:15:14,823 --> 00:15:16,353 We have to find a hatch. 367 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:18,934 - It could lead us back to the Brain Frame. - Okay, let's do it. 368 00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:21,025 - Alright, the coast is clear. - Wait! 369 00:15:21,145 --> 00:15:22,563 Ladies first. 370 00:15:22,564 --> 00:15:24,031 [screaming] 371 00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:27,439 - [chainsaw revving] - [screaming] 372 00:15:30,409 --> 00:15:32,825 - Fuck you, Santa! - [crazy laughter] 373 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:38,623 Adrenaline... 374 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,681 Oh! 375 00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,469 - Yes! - [glass breaking] 376 00:15:42,589 --> 00:15:43,637 Oh no. 377 00:15:44,098 --> 00:15:46,265 Oh, classic Larry... 378 00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,014 Shit! 379 00:15:48,023 --> 00:15:49,954 CONNOR: There's gotta be a hatch somewhere. 380 00:15:49,972 --> 00:15:51,331 You think you can forgive me for this? 381 00:15:51,353 --> 00:15:53,352 - What? Are you insane? - We'll talk later. 382 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,234 Oh, guys, look! 383 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:58,479 [crazy laughter] 384 00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:00,482 (speaking Spanish) _ 385 00:16:00,602 --> 00:16:02,617 No Santa, not again! 386 00:16:02,737 --> 00:16:06,081 (speaking Spanish) _ 387 00:16:06,201 --> 00:16:08,062 _ 388 00:16:08,128 --> 00:16:11,070 HANNAH: (speaking Spanish) _ 389 00:16:11,112 --> 00:16:12,707 Por favor, Santa. 390 00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:16,855 - It's only a dream. - [crazy laughter] 391 00:16:17,051 --> 00:16:18,536 Hannah. 392 00:16:19,153 --> 00:16:20,850 You deserve better than me. 393 00:16:21,155 --> 00:16:23,454 You're right, I'm selfish. And needy. 394 00:16:23,476 --> 00:16:25,389 And my Christmas gift sucked. 395 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,109 I just want you to be happy. 396 00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:29,731 I'm sorry. 397 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,605 Hey! 398 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,948 Jolly Saint Dick! 399 00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:35,572 You think you're scary? 400 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,636 I think you're compensating for something 401 00:16:37,659 --> 00:16:39,053 with that chainsaw, pal. 402 00:16:39,173 --> 00:16:41,642 - What's he doing? - He's negging Santa. 403 00:16:41,643 --> 00:16:44,611 You obese, geriatric douche! 404 00:16:44,779 --> 00:16:46,279 You can't kill me. 405 00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:48,048 Because you're not real. 406 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,860 None of this is! 407 00:16:51,263 --> 00:16:52,753 [chainsaw revving] 408 00:16:52,754 --> 00:16:54,087 [crazy laughter] 409 00:16:54,088 --> 00:16:55,902 [chainsaw revving] 410 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:59,542 It's real. It's real. Run! Run! 411 00:17:01,306 --> 00:17:03,537 (speaking Spanish) _ 412 00:17:03,581 --> 00:17:06,345 _ 413 00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,043 [squish] 414 00:17:08,098 --> 00:17:11,455 [Santa grunts] 415 00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,181 [thud] 416 00:17:15,145 --> 00:17:16,577 Come on, you apes. 417 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,486 You wanna live forever?! 418 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,162 Casper Van Dien? 419 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,250 You still look great, Hannah. 420 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,918 Yeah, thank you for saving us! 421 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,720 I saw you guys have sex, I'm really sorry. 422 00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:29,295 [music] 423 00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:34,500 You did it. 424 00:17:34,729 --> 00:17:37,108 - Larry, you did it. - Uh... yeah! [glass shatters] 425 00:17:37,153 --> 00:17:38,667 Yeah, I did! 426 00:17:40,471 --> 00:17:42,640 Uh, guys? 427 00:17:43,838 --> 00:17:45,138 What about Sam? 428 00:17:45,258 --> 00:17:46,514 Is... 429 00:17:47,268 --> 00:17:49,493 is he dead? 430 00:17:51,045 --> 00:17:54,027 He finally did something un-selfish for me. 431 00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:58,244 - And it killed him. - Oh god. What have I done? 432 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:04,458 [sharp exhale] 433 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,229 Sam. 434 00:18:08,405 --> 00:18:10,686 You were an okay boyfriend. 435 00:18:11,232 --> 00:18:12,767 Not the best, but... 436 00:18:13,139 --> 00:18:14,443 okay. 437 00:18:15,269 --> 00:18:17,428 You were always there for me. 438 00:18:17,944 --> 00:18:20,657 Even when I didn't want you to be. 439 00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,937 Thank you for saving us, Sam. 440 00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:26,948 [kiss smack] 441 00:18:26,949 --> 00:18:28,697 [vomiting] 442 00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:30,661 - Oh good Lord! - HANNAH: Oh... 443 00:18:30,705 --> 00:18:32,104 He's not dead! 444 00:18:32,392 --> 00:18:34,387 - SAM: Oh god! - It's just a cerebral hangover! 445 00:18:34,388 --> 00:18:35,472 This is unprecedented. 446 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,224 Larry, let's get those brain wave readings right now! 447 00:18:37,225 --> 00:18:38,823 [vomiting] 448 00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:40,294 It's good to have you back, bud. 449 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,850 Was I dreaming or did you say I was a good boyfriend? 450 00:18:46,134 --> 00:18:47,835 I think that was a dream. 451 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,302 Please just take me back. 452 00:18:49,303 --> 00:18:51,304 Please, come on. Just one more date. 453 00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:52,714 Please take me back. 454 00:18:52,892 --> 00:18:55,261 Please take me back, I'm sorry I knocked you out, 455 00:18:55,276 --> 00:18:57,437 - but please, please, please, please, please! - Okay. Okay. Okay. 456 00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:59,019 - Okay! Okay! - One more! 457 00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:01,262 - One more. - Yeah! 458 00:19:01,382 --> 00:19:04,003 [flatulence and gurgles] 459 00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:07,541 [flatulence] 460 00:19:07,783 --> 00:19:09,519 - [gurgles] - Wait, wait, wait. 461 00:19:09,552 --> 00:19:11,822 I did not shit my pants. 462 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,309 - Who said I shit my pants? - He shat everywhere. 463 00:19:15,544 --> 00:19:16,793 It was disgusting. 464 00:19:16,831 --> 00:19:19,830 - And I never agreed to another date. - Hannah. 465 00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:23,026 We're not here to discuss how bad you are at picking men. 466 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:25,272 MULLINS: You know what we want to talk about. 467 00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:27,082 Well, I'm not the person to ask. 468 00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:28,790 I was drunk and high most of the time in that 469 00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:30,443 stupid lab so I don't remember. 470 00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:31,887 Really anything. 471 00:19:32,313 --> 00:19:34,014 I am sick of this! 472 00:19:34,015 --> 00:19:36,099 Okay? We didn't break any laws, 473 00:19:36,115 --> 00:19:38,080 we didn't do anything illegal. 474 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:40,661 We were just experimenting. Harmless fun. 475 00:19:43,879 --> 00:19:46,764 - Okay, a few things got out of hand. - Out of hand? 476 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,693 Out of hand? That's what you call this? 477 00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:52,137 [music] 478 00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:59,211 [high winds and music] 479 00:20:00,015 --> 00:20:01,791 - Oh shit. - Shit. 480 00:20:01,822 --> 00:20:03,177 Shit. 481 00:20:03,723 --> 00:20:05,859 That's our lab, but... 482 00:20:06,428 --> 00:20:08,544 - what is that thing? - You tell us. 483 00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:10,150 Best case scenario... 484 00:20:10,151 --> 00:20:12,324 a temporary Einstein-Rosen bridge. 485 00:20:12,352 --> 00:20:14,578 - Nothing to be afraid of. - And worse case? 486 00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:16,638 It's a black hole which will envelop the planet, 487 00:20:16,659 --> 00:20:18,560 the solar system, and begin a chain of events 488 00:20:18,581 --> 00:20:20,745 which will cause the implosion of the entire universe. 489 00:20:20,773 --> 00:20:23,454 Also known as the Big Crunch. 490 00:20:23,865 --> 00:20:26,381 - How do we stop it? - I don't know. 491 00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:28,357 We don't even know how it got started! 492 00:20:28,369 --> 00:20:29,894 Then you're gonna tell us every god damn thing 493 00:20:29,904 --> 00:20:32,046 - you did in that lab. - Everything? 494 00:20:32,073 --> 00:20:33,474 - Everything? - Everything? 495 00:20:33,475 --> 00:20:35,316 Every single thing? 496 00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:38,078 - Because that's kind of a lot of things. - Everything! 497 00:20:38,082 --> 00:20:40,984 [intense music] 498 00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:45,633 [high winds and music] 499 00:20:47,292 --> 00:20:49,445 [silence] 500 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:56,166 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 501 00:20:56,216 --> 00:21:00,766 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34877

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