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Hi. Who are you?
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I'm a friend of Kay's.
Who... who are you?
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I'm Allen Brockman.
It's so nice to meet you.
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I... You took me by
surprise' cause I didn't think
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they were having a guest today.
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Yeah, I dropped in unexpectedly.
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Well, that's nice. And you are...
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, wait a minute, you're...
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I know you.
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I know you... You're from...
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Who are... You're that girl.
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You're the girl from the
papers, from the papers.
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I've seen you before, from the papers.
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They're chasing you.
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- You're wanted.
- Look, keep it down.
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Nobody's gonna get hurt, okay?
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Look, I got to say... Jesus,
you're even prettier in person.
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It's amazing. Your photographs,
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they don't even come
close to doing you justice.
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You're beautiful.
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Wow, God, it's Lenny Dale.
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You said she'd be out of here by now.
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Well, she's not,
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and the police have
traced her to New York,
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and she's hot as a pistol.
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She can't leave until
the coast is clear.
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Kay, we're gonna wind up in prison.
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You know, and I'm the
type that gets sodomized.
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I'm fair skinned and,
you know, rather shapely.
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Yes, you are, but
we're safe now, we are.
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If the cops come, I got a rap sheet.
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You got a what?
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Remember when we were in Beverly Hills?
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I was arrested for jay walking.
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They... they threw me up
against the car, they frisked me.
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I only got out on a plea deal.
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Listen, I can't turn her out.
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I just can't turn her out.
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Have you seen how much this woman eats?
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I mean, do all
revolutionaries eat so much?
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Did Lenin eat so much?
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She's been starving, starving.
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She... she ate... First of all...
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First of all, my Fig
Newtons, she finished.
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The chicken is gone.
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I mean, you know, what...
what's going on here?
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She never stops.
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Will you forget about the
chicken and the Fig Newtons?
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You'll live without the Fig Newtons.
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We've got bigger fish to fry.
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Yeah, she also ate all the fish.
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You know, I bought sturgeon.
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Don't you have any pity at all for her?
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I have no pity.
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Sturgeon is, you know how
much sturgeon costs a pound?
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Oh, you're still in the kitchen.
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Yup.
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I met Allen.
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Did you?
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I gave him marijuana.
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Oh, great, that's great.
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Can you believe that
he's never tried it?
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What a sheltered life.
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Drugs, what does he need drugs for?
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Not drugs, grass, and don't worry,
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he's in his room trying it.
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I told him not to smoke it here
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or you'd have a cerebral hemorrhage.
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Hey, um, uh...
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Are you gonna eat that
last piece of sturgeon?
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Why, do you want it?
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Yeah, I... I have a little
tradition here, Friday mornings.
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Sure. It's all yours.
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You plutocrats are lost
without your high end luxuries.
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Hey, don't give me the
plutocrats routine, okay?
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I came from a poor family in Brooklyn.
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My father was a baker.
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I used to... we had no
money at all, you know?
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I would... I would sneak
into his shop after hours
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and suck the jelly out
of the jelly donuts.
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That was my dessert.
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You sound like Nixon.
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Yeah, well, I... I'm the guy
that had to earn the money
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for the family.
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I originally I wanted
to be Chekhov or Salinger
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is who I really wanted to be, Salinger.
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But I had to support
everybody so I got a job
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on Madison Avenue writing commercials.
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Oh, yeah, so you could
sell people products
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that they don't really want
or need with false claims.
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No, never false.
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Never, never false claims, you know?
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Although I did have to use some
ingenuity to persuade people
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to buy a musical toilet seat.
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It's a disgraceful way to make money.
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Well, you know, it's not
robbing a bank like you do.
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You know, I... I... I
had a... a... a novel,
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my first novel was on
the best seller list.
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In what paper, the
poultry man's journal?
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Hey, don't give me that.
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I'm sure you've never
read it, of course.
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It was called "Let There Be Light".
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It was about a
proctologist who finds God
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in the strangest places.
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Hack claptrap.
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Yeah, well, I still get
plenty of royalties from it.
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Of course, so you can buy
all the stupid products
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that a capitalistic society has to offer
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its moron customers.
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Possessions, possessions, status,
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you know just anything
to create an illusion
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of happiness in life.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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You know, you rant
and you... you babble.
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What... what... what...
what are you discussing here?
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- Like that.
- What... This is my waffle iron.
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You're politically
against my waffle iron?
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- And this?
- That's a blender.
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Yes, I have appliances.
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And what the hell is this?
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It's a hot fudge machine.
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Do you understand that...
that people are starving?
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- For hot fudge?
- No, you boob.
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Families can't feed their
children the essentials of life.
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Here in America, do you
know the malnutrition rate?
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And while kids are starving,
you stand here and dick around
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- with waffles and hot fudge.
- Yeah, and you make bombs.
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And it's not that you're
stupid, which you are,
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it's just that you're like
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millions of other passive Americans.
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You're a mindless, cowardly follower.
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A stooge with herd mentality.
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Out, get out.
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I want you out.
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I want you out of my house.
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- I know.
- No, no.
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Nevertheless, I have to
stay here for a while.
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I'm... You have to stay?
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You have to stay?
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I'm the master of this house and...
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Oh, God, give it a rest.
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Kay makes the rules around here
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and she understands my problem.
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All right, I'm setting up your room.
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Now, what do you like to sleep
on, foam rubber or feathers?
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What are you nuts? Don't
set a room up for her.
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Have you no conscience?
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Didn't your parents ever teach you
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that social injustice is wrong?
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That everything that you believe
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is America the beautiful
is just a fantasy?
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That it's not the place that
it purports itself to be?
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But it can be, if
everything's just scrapped
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and we start over.
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My parents taught me how
to make ice cream sodas
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without soda water using Alka Seltzer.
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Look, I'm gonna leave the country soon.
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I just, I need a little bit of time.
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I... I can't be a law breaker, I can't.
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I'm sure you cheat on your income tax.
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I never cheat.
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I just don't declare everything.
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[Allen] Wow, I feel so relaxed.
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Just good and loose and nice.
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And... Lenny, I have to thank you.
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I feel so good, like I'm
surfing in Acapulco Bay.
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Just mellow.
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Hey, you hear that, Kay? He's surfing.
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She... she... she gave him a cigarette.
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Mellow is for cheese.
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Listen, Allen, Lenny's
gonna be staying with us
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for a while but you're...
you're not to tell anybody
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'cause it's top secret.
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Okay, my lips are sealed, you know?
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This woman, she's a gift from God.
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Oh, you read Job too.
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I got to confess something though.
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I was a little awash in guilt
on meeting this creature.
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Guilt, why?
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Because I've always
had this crush on her
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and then you meet her and even
sexier in person, you know?
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Would you two guys want to be alone?
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I could open a bottle of wine.
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Look how well they get along.
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I would never have guessed it.
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I introduced him to his fianc�e.
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What a beautiful revolutionary.
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It's just a mellow combination.
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Well, this corrupt system
needs to be changed.
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I mean, by any means necessary.
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Yeah, here, here. I agree with her.
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See, I see where she's coming from.
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The Constitutional Liberation
Army, the Black Panthers.
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- They want action.
- Not rhetoric.
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No, and they're willing to go to jail
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for what they believe in.
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So, am I not gonna
stay in that same room
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I was in last night?
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No, that's my office and
it's on the first floor
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which is not a good idea.
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I'm gonna put you on the second floor
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in the guest room as soon as
Sid clears out the cartons.
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No, no, no.
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This is not... I invoke
the Napoleonic code.
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You will not stay here.
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Sid, stop ranting.
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It's just treason, Kay.
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It's worse than treason.
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It's barratry, it's barratry.
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It's arson at high sea.
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I'll get your room ready. Come on, Sid.
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No, Kay, this is arson at high sea.
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Thanks for sticking up for me or...
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or are you just high?
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Yeah. [laughing]
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But I feel... I feel good, you know?
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I feel good and I do believe
America needs radical change.
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And how do you think those
goals are gonna be achieved,
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by writing irate letters
to the New York Times?
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Well, there's such a thing
as passive resistance.
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You can't make an omelet
without breaking eggs.
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I know, I get it. Life is a choice.
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Yeah, but real change comes
at the barrel of a gun.
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It also comes in the voting booth.
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What? I donate.
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Okay, you're thinking all
easy no risky stuff right?
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Yeah, talk talk talk while people die.
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[Allen] Okay, fine.
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Talk is cheap, talk is cheap.
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So what do you do?
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Will you let me explain?
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Oh, God, why are you
getting defensive already?
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Do you manufacture arms or something?
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I come from a banking family.
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It's a long tradition I was born into.
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It doesn't bother you
that this... this country
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is run by corporate oligarchy?
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[Allen] I'm not saying I agree
with everything my father says.
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That very few people control the wealth.
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Look, life isn't fair.
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Do they have any dessert?
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If Washington and Jefferson
just voted and donated
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you wouldn't even be here.
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I mean, don't you think
I'd like to do what you do?
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Something that would make a
difference in the real world?
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It's just I'm not sure the
only way to achieve that
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is with the barrel of a gun.
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Violence is the sire of
all the world's values.
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Do you know who wrote that?
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Robinson Jeffers, he's
one of my favorite poets.
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Next time you go down to the city,
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I'm gonna give you a
list of books to read.
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You can get some for Kay,
too. I know she likes to read.
256
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Yeah, that's a great idea.
257
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She has that book club, so...
I don't think they really
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do political stuff
though. It's mostly novels.
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Fiction is just fairy tales.
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Jeez.
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How did you get radicalized?
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Actually it was a guy that I
fell in love with at college.
263
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There were actually two guys I
fell in love with at Berkeley.
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A Jew and a Black.
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That's a lethal combination.
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Abe Cohen.
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He was a radical Marxist.
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And then there was Elton Crawford.
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He used to write the
most beautiful sonnets
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about blowing up the White House
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and poisoning the reservoirs.
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I used to sleep with
the Black in an effort
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to kind of absorb some
of his political rage
274
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and then the Jew to help
me get some of that anxiety
275
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and guilt over being middle class.
276
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Sexual intercourse can
be very enlightening.
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Yeah, I had a shrink at the time
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who was a strict Freudian.
279
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He never talked, never moved.
280
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You know, I came in one
day and laid on the couch.
281
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I guess three minutes into it,
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he had a quiet heart attack and died.
283
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I had no idea, I kept
talking for 55 minutes.
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I really think it's probably
285
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my most productive session, actually.
286
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You know, I had a shrink too.
287
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- Why?
- I have impulsivity problems.
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The shrink thought it was from having
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two strict hovering parents.
290
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But, you know, I love them though.
291
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Why am I telling you this? I just...
292
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Look, I just mean that I
believe in shrinks, that's all.
293
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Incidentally, do you have
any more of that grass?
294
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I'm upset, Kay. I've got
to call into my lawyer.
295
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Oh, you don't you dare tell your lawyer.
296
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Please don't leak this.
297
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She's here for a few
weeks and then she'll go
298
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unless you just spoil
everything with your nervousness.
299
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Yeah, but she's bound to be caught
300
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and then she's gonna implicate us.
301
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Oh, she's gonna implicate us.
302
00:11:20,239 --> 00:11:21,874
You know that? She'll never talk.
303
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She'll talk. They'll get,
they know how to get it out.
304
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They'll beat it out of
her with nightsticks.
305
00:11:26,512 --> 00:11:28,647
They don't use... It's in
the movies they do that.
306
00:11:28,714 --> 00:11:31,083
In real life, they use rubber hoses.
307
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Jesus, they won't have to use anything.
308
00:11:33,051 --> 00:11:34,953
You know, she talks in her sleep.
309
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They'll bug her cell and she'll say,
310
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"Thank you, Kay and Sidney Muntzinger,
311
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"for helping me betray my nation."
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I'm so nervous.
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Hello?
314
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No, no, not necessary
to send anybody over.
315
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I hit the wrong button on the alarm.
316
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We don't need a repairman.
317
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No, no. No, no, no.
318
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But... but thank you for the concern.
319
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No, everything's fine.
320
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Yes, God bless, God bless you.
321
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- Hang up.
- God bless your children.
322
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You're crazy.
323
00:12:06,385 --> 00:12:07,953
What are you doing?
324
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For God sakes, what are you
fussing so much over the room?
325
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It's not a hotel.
326
00:12:12,591 --> 00:12:14,111
I'm surprised you don't put, you know,
327
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two little mints down on her bed.
328
00:12:16,329 --> 00:12:17,530
Will you go to work?
329
00:12:17,596 --> 00:12:19,632
Just go... just go pitch
your... your TV show.
330
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Come on.
331
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[Sidney] Basically it's... it's
a kooky family and, you know,
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it's a father, mother, and
a son and two daughters.
333
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And, you know, one of the
daughters is very beautiful.
334
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The other one is, you know,
let's say on the plump side.
335
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You know, 'cause that way we can get in
336
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a certain amount of fat jokes.
337
00:12:50,429 --> 00:12:54,032
Not... not cruel jokes, but
you know there's a rich vein
338
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of humor to be mined with...
with the overweight jokes
339
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and, uh, and I'll give you
what the basic idea here is.
340
00:13:00,273 --> 00:13:05,678
It's that they don't really
live in a beautiful house.
341
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They live in caves.
They're Neanderthals.
342
00:13:08,314 --> 00:13:12,284
We go back a million years
and there's fires in the cave
343
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and they have loincloths and clubs
344
00:13:13,952 --> 00:13:18,324
and they have a pet
tyrannosaurus, and...
345
00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:19,958
Don't we have a meeting at noon?
346
00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:23,396
Well, let me tell you the
plot. Let me tell you...
347
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The plot is that the
son is kind of sensitive
348
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and he wants to draw.
349
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He draws, he draws bisons on
the wall and other, you know,
350
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but basically bisons.
351
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I think mostly that's
what they draw on the wall
352
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and he's in love with
a girl from another cave
353
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and she's evolved higher.
354
00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:47,786
She's not a Neanderthal,
she's... now I don't know
355
00:13:47,853 --> 00:13:49,664
what the hell they were,
Cro-magnums or something.
356
00:13:49,688 --> 00:13:53,326
Cro-magnons, I can never
follow it, but she's higher.
357
00:13:53,392 --> 00:13:55,728
So you can see the comic possibilities.
358
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,997
I mean, Mel here is great at jokes,
359
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:00,433
absolutely fabulous at jokes,
360
00:14:00,499 --> 00:14:02,968
and I'm very good at texture
361
00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:06,405
and the comic possibilities are myriad.
362
00:14:14,212 --> 00:14:15,781
[Mel] Thank you.
363
00:14:15,848 --> 00:14:18,250
Oh, and you know what, I'll
have a... a cup of coffee.
364
00:14:18,351 --> 00:14:19,585
Thanks.
365
00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:21,887
How, how, how do you think it went?
366
00:14:21,954 --> 00:14:23,121
I think you told it well.
367
00:14:23,188 --> 00:14:24,628
But you know I sensed, I don't know,
368
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:26,701
maybe they were looking for
something more contemporary.
369
00:14:26,725 --> 00:14:27,760
I don't know.
370
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,428
How's everything at home by the way?
371
00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:30,539
What do you mean how's
everything at home?
372
00:14:30,563 --> 00:14:32,531
It's fine, absolutely fine.
373
00:14:32,598 --> 00:14:35,568
Why would you ask that?
374
00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:37,370
Okay, what you get so jumpy about?
375
00:14:37,403 --> 00:14:38,637
I'm not jumpy.
376
00:14:38,704 --> 00:14:40,238
I'm, you know, I'm not jumpy.
377
00:14:40,373 --> 00:14:41,683
I just asked how everything was at home
378
00:14:41,707 --> 00:14:43,241
'cause I know you have a house guest.
379
00:14:43,376 --> 00:14:45,378
She'll be out quickly.
380
00:14:45,444 --> 00:14:48,180
Oh, she? Oh, I thought it was a guy.
381
00:14:48,246 --> 00:14:49,648
It is a guy.
382
00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:51,249
It's, it's, what do... It's a guy.
383
00:14:51,384 --> 00:14:53,452
Okay, all right, well, you said "she."
384
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:54,987
Okay, but it's a guy.
385
00:14:55,053 --> 00:14:57,456
His name is Allen.
It's, it's a, you know...
386
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,391
Hey, you want to meet him?
387
00:14:59,392 --> 00:15:01,727
I can let you meet him if you want.
388
00:15:01,794 --> 00:15:03,529
Okay, he's a male, I got it.
389
00:15:03,596 --> 00:15:05,564
Can we change the subject?
390
00:15:05,631 --> 00:15:07,299
Look, I know you're
a little nervous today
391
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,901
but you know, you should just relax.
392
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,927
You know, I mean, look,
you made the presentation.
393
00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:13,081
There's nothing you can do.
It's up to the network guys.
394
00:15:13,105 --> 00:15:16,675
Please, everything is
completely normal at home.
395
00:15:16,742 --> 00:15:20,212
Okay, you just said you
want to change the subject.
396
00:15:20,278 --> 00:15:22,280
So bring up a topic.
397
00:15:22,415 --> 00:15:24,693
Okay, how 'bout those guys
who shot their way out of jail?
398
00:15:24,717 --> 00:15:26,661
Huh, you hear about that?
That revolutionary group?
399
00:15:26,685 --> 00:15:28,286
You following that manhunt?
400
00:15:28,421 --> 00:15:29,898
- [groaning quietly]
- One of them's a girl.
401
00:15:29,922 --> 00:15:31,232
You see that? Good-looking chick,
402
00:15:31,256 --> 00:15:33,726
but apparently hard as nails.
403
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:36,862
I hear she comes from
a decent home, you know?
404
00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:38,449
But, uh, yeah, that's the papers said.
405
00:15:38,497 --> 00:15:40,032
But you know what it is?
406
00:15:40,098 --> 00:15:42,768
These people, they look around
and they don't like the war.
407
00:15:42,835 --> 00:15:44,269
You know, the way the poor people,
408
00:15:44,336 --> 00:15:45,614
the negroes, are getting shafted
409
00:15:45,638 --> 00:15:46,748
and all of a sudden they decide
410
00:15:46,772 --> 00:15:48,016
they want to change the government.
411
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,908
They want, you know,
like a whole revolution.
412
00:15:49,975 --> 00:15:54,179
Yes, but what... they... have
to work within the system.
413
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,814
That's the way to do it.
414
00:15:55,881 --> 00:15:59,317
'Cause otherwise, I was
telling Lenny, it's chaos.
415
00:15:59,452 --> 00:16:01,487
Who's Lenny?
416
00:16:01,554 --> 00:16:05,090
Lenny, Lenny is, you, Lenny
is Lenny Lipshitz, my tailor.
417
00:16:05,157 --> 00:16:08,260
We discuss politics and...
and I'm explaining to him
418
00:16:08,326 --> 00:16:11,029
that the founding fathers
have given us a way
419
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,330
to amend the constitution.
420
00:16:12,465 --> 00:16:14,032
You're right, can't have chaos.
421
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,910
You know, if I ever ran
into somebody like that,
422
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,537
I would sit her down and
give her a good talking to.
423
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,472
I hear there's a reward
out for the woman.
424
00:16:20,473 --> 00:16:22,216
There's like some big
reward 'cause, you know,
425
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,576
she become a symbol now.
426
00:16:23,642 --> 00:16:24,943
She's definitely a symbol.
427
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:27,813
There's no question that she's a symbol.
428
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,817
What, what... what is she a symbol of?
429
00:16:31,884 --> 00:16:34,219
Come on, she's white,
she's middle class, female,
430
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,321
she's militant, uncompromising,
431
00:16:36,388 --> 00:16:39,024
known to be violent.
432
00:16:39,091 --> 00:16:40,959
She's a radical.
433
00:16:41,026 --> 00:16:45,397
Exactly. I got a thing
about kids like her.
434
00:16:45,498 --> 00:16:47,800
Why did they call it clam chowder?
435
00:16:47,866 --> 00:16:50,669
There's, I don't see a single
clam in your clam chowder.
436
00:16:50,736 --> 00:16:53,038
This is false advertising.
437
00:16:53,105 --> 00:16:56,909
You know, my theory is
she's just a punk, you know?
438
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,286
People like that, she grows up with
439
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,750
all this personal baggage, you know?
440
00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:03,315
You know, family gripes, hurt
by one parent or the other,
441
00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:04,950
trouble with siblings, boyfriends,
442
00:17:05,017 --> 00:17:07,653
all this psychological
garbage, you know?
443
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,521
This anger builds up inside
and she's got to give it
444
00:17:09,522 --> 00:17:11,824
some kind of stupid noble justification.
445
00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:14,827
End the war, help the
poor, Black Panthers.
446
00:17:14,893 --> 00:17:16,895
Why don't we just rage
against the government?
447
00:17:16,962 --> 00:17:18,931
You know, it's a rationale
so she can express
448
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,534
her own personal rage and
give it some kind of patina
449
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,836
of some kind of political do gooding.
450
00:17:23,902 --> 00:17:26,639
But there are no clams
in your clam chowder.
451
00:17:26,705 --> 00:17:29,274
Does that bother you?
452
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,142
Did you listen to what I'm saying?
453
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:32,010
Do you hear? Hello?
454
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:34,547
Yes, I understand what you're saying.
455
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:37,616
You're saying that
she's... makes an omelet
456
00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:41,253
and she's willing to
break eggs to do it.
457
00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:42,755
What does that have to do anything?
458
00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:44,990
- [laughs]
- It's a saying.
459
00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:47,359
You can't make an omelet
without breaking eggs,
460
00:17:47,425 --> 00:17:49,695
or legs, legs, legs or eggs.
461
00:17:49,762 --> 00:17:52,665
Eggs, not legs, eggs. Eggs, okay, eggs.
462
00:17:52,731 --> 00:17:55,601
'Cause I broke a leg making an omelet.
463
00:17:55,668 --> 00:17:57,111
I was making a mushroom
omelet in the kitchen,
464
00:17:57,135 --> 00:18:00,172
I slipped on some
chicken fat on the floor,
465
00:18:00,238 --> 00:18:01,940
I broke a leg.
466
00:18:02,007 --> 00:18:03,618
I mean, do you think
it's right for these kids
467
00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:05,043
to burn the American flag?
468
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:07,012
No, I think that's terrible
469
00:18:07,079 --> 00:18:10,749
and, and what's really
terrible is shooting a cop.
470
00:18:10,816 --> 00:18:12,751
I, I don't know why
I'm speaking so loud.
471
00:18:12,818 --> 00:18:15,588
You're right in front of me.
472
00:18:15,654 --> 00:18:18,456
Well, it's infuriating. These
kids get drafted and right away,
473
00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:20,192
they got to take off to Canada.
474
00:18:20,258 --> 00:18:23,762
Hey, do you know how
cold it is in Canada?
475
00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:25,964
Do you know how
freezing it is in Canada?
476
00:18:26,031 --> 00:18:27,465
When you got drafted, come on,
477
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,760
did you try to get out of it?
478
00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:30,703
I never would go near Canada.
479
00:18:30,769 --> 00:18:32,871
I've never, never been to Canada.
480
00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:34,458
Yeah, well, when I got drafted, I went
481
00:18:34,506 --> 00:18:35,841
and I did my time and I served.
482
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:38,076
I did what I was supposed
to do for this country.
483
00:18:38,143 --> 00:18:40,112
I went to the draft
board and I threw up.
484
00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:41,279
Really?
485
00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:43,248
That was the sight of
all those naked men.
486
00:18:43,315 --> 00:18:44,783
I couldn't stop vomiting.
487
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:47,319
You know, well, naked,
you know, naked men do it.
488
00:18:47,385 --> 00:18:50,188
Not just the men. I
mean if I go to Chinatown
489
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,190
and they hang those ducks in the window,
490
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,627
you know, they're naked, and I get sick.
491
00:18:54,693 --> 00:18:56,461
Anything like that.
492
00:18:56,528 --> 00:18:58,964
I mean my wife, I can tolerate.
493
00:18:59,031 --> 00:19:01,151
There's no doubt they're
gonna catch this crazy broad.
494
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:03,135
They've got every cop in
America looking for her.
495
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:05,237
You know, they got ways
of tracking these people.
496
00:19:05,303 --> 00:19:07,806
The paper said they
think she might even be
497
00:19:07,873 --> 00:19:09,407
right here in New York.
498
00:19:09,474 --> 00:19:10,308
Really?
499
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,910
Do they give an address?
500
00:19:11,977 --> 00:19:14,012
They speculate she's
got contacts in the area.
501
00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:17,650
FBI is checking everybody in her past.
502
00:19:17,683 --> 00:19:18,684
[quiet groaning]
503
00:19:18,751 --> 00:19:19,752
Well, yeah. She's...
504
00:19:21,754 --> 00:19:23,656
This kid deserves to go to jail.
505
00:19:23,689 --> 00:19:25,858
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
506
00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:26,935
What do you keep looking at?
507
00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,661
Do you see those guys?
508
00:19:28,727 --> 00:19:31,163
Do you think that
they're checking us out?
509
00:19:31,229 --> 00:19:32,530
No.
510
00:19:32,665 --> 00:19:35,333
Do they look like agents to you?
511
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,103
One of them looks like a
guy from William Morris.
512
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,672
I don't mean show business agents.
513
00:19:39,738 --> 00:19:41,473
I mean federal agents.
514
00:19:41,539 --> 00:19:42,975
FBI?
515
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,678
No, but so what if they are?
516
00:19:46,679 --> 00:19:48,046
What do you mean so what?
517
00:19:48,113 --> 00:19:51,149
Do you think that we should
be under surveillance?
518
00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:53,051
You know what, they
don't look like FBI agents
519
00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:55,921
and if they are, what do we
care? We didn't do anything.
520
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:59,357
Can you just check
the napkin thing there
521
00:19:59,424 --> 00:20:01,625
for a microphone?
522
00:20:01,626 --> 00:20:01,693
For a microphone? You're kidding
me. What, what are you nuts?
523
00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:03,495
You're kidding me.
What, what are you nuts?
524
00:20:03,561 --> 00:20:05,097
No, just check it.
525
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,599
They put the microphones,
they can plant them anywhere.
526
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,134
Check, check the napkin.
527
00:20:09,201 --> 00:20:12,437
Give it just a quick
check. What's the big...
528
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,614
I'm eating, I'm not checking out...
529
00:20:13,638 --> 00:20:14,940
What do... What are you crazy?
530
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,175
Is, is, is, is that a blintz?
531
00:20:17,242 --> 00:20:18,543
It's a taco.
532
00:20:18,610 --> 00:20:19,812
Can I look in it?
533
00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:20,679
You want to look inside my taco?
534
00:20:20,746 --> 00:20:22,214
Yeah, can I?
535
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,192
- Hey, hey, put down my...
- They have wireless microphones
536
00:20:24,216 --> 00:20:25,884
and they can put them any place.
537
00:20:25,951 --> 00:20:26,952
I just want to...
538
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,353
Miss, can I get a check quickly?
539
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,289
- We got to get out of here.
- [stammering]
540
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,491
- Yeah, let me have this.
- I'm still eating.
541
00:20:33,558 --> 00:20:35,794
No, no, no, but don't,
don't talk into the taco.
542
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,730
Here, here, miss, this is for you.
543
00:20:37,796 --> 00:20:39,264
Whatever. Thanks for everything.
544
00:20:39,331 --> 00:20:40,465
- We have to go.
- Okay.
545
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,666
We have to go. Let's go.
546
00:20:41,734 --> 00:20:43,035
- Thank you.
- That's $60.
547
00:20:43,101 --> 00:20:44,178
That's all right, it's all right.
548
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,637
It was good service.
549
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,706
- Thank you.
- Come, come, quickly.
550
00:20:47,773 --> 00:20:49,674
- Sid...
- Thank you.
551
00:21:17,302 --> 00:21:18,862
I've been working on this list for you.
552
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,216
It's some political books I
think you should check out.
553
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,942
- You'll really like 'em.
- Hmm.
554
00:21:24,009 --> 00:21:26,544
[laughs] Who's Chairman Mayo?
555
00:21:26,611 --> 00:21:28,380
You say it Mao.
556
00:21:28,446 --> 00:21:29,581
Mao. Mao, Mao.
557
00:21:29,647 --> 00:21:30,849
You should have the ladies
558
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,951
in your reading group read these.
559
00:21:33,018 --> 00:21:36,488
They'll find these
writers very interesting.
560
00:21:36,554 --> 00:21:38,156
Oh, thanks.
561
00:21:38,181 --> 00:21:42,468
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