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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,016 Synced and corrected by LittleDuck and vivelalto 2 00:00:03,050 --> 00:00:04,336 I love you. 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,616 (SUZANNE SCREAMS) 4 00:00:05,664 --> 00:00:07,840 Noooo! 5 00:00:08,032 --> 00:00:10,032 I cut myself so Suzanne could feed. 6 00:00:10,050 --> 00:00:11,392 Well, where is she? 7 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,230 - RAQUEL: Did you check for a pulse? - A pulse? Yeah. 8 00:00:15,544 --> 00:00:17,528 Her body was here, her head was somewhere over there. 9 00:00:18,256 --> 00:00:21,544 That little blonde bitch could seriously screw up our plans. 10 00:00:22,832 --> 00:00:24,552 - Whoa, easy! - Who the hell are you? 11 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:25,808 I'm Harry. 12 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,976 The least you can do is let me buy you a drink. 13 00:00:28,272 --> 00:00:29,872 One drink. A shot. 14 00:00:30,232 --> 00:00:31,176 OK. 15 00:00:34,376 --> 00:00:37,248 Last night, I saw a guy. He was attacking you. 16 00:00:39,152 --> 00:00:41,672 Raquel! Raquel! 17 00:00:43,016 --> 00:00:44,568 I'm gonna catch ya 18 00:00:44,608 --> 00:00:47,240 I'm gonna get ya, get ya 19 00:00:47,392 --> 00:00:49,672 Oh, ow, oh 20 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:54,248 I wanna taste the way that you bleed 21 00:00:54,416 --> 00:00:57,096 Oh, oh, oh-oh 22 00:00:58,432 --> 00:01:01,344 You're my kill of the night. 23 00:01:03,728 --> 00:01:06,144 Raquel! Raquel! 24 00:01:12,032 --> 00:01:13,880 (PHONE RINGS) 25 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,720 Sorry. 26 00:01:17,552 --> 00:01:19,840 (PHONE CONTINUES TO RING) 27 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,000 I'll call her back. Call her back. 28 00:01:23,072 --> 00:01:25,127 He's the guy! The guy you got in the car with. 29 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:27,032 He's the guy I saw attacking you! 30 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,776 You have to get away from him. Just... get away from him! 31 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,000 Call me! 32 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,624 So... where are we going? 33 00:01:37,016 --> 00:01:38,520 To a bar? 34 00:01:39,136 --> 00:01:40,640 You trying to get me drunk? 35 00:01:41,072 --> 00:01:42,408 Could be. 36 00:01:52,136 --> 00:01:53,760 It's him! He's the guy I saw! 37 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,904 Turn your bloody phone on! 38 00:01:58,288 --> 00:02:00,016 HARRY: I don't usually do this. 39 00:02:00,024 --> 00:02:01,360 Go on dates with girls. 40 00:02:01,464 --> 00:02:03,480 Is that cos you usually date guys? 41 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,792 - No. - No. I was...I was joking. 42 00:02:05,816 --> 00:02:07,384 - It was a joke. - Right. Sorry. 43 00:02:07,424 --> 00:02:09,656 - Sense of humour failure. - OK. 44 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,840 Well, um, 45 00:02:10,872 --> 00:02:13,584 now that we've established neither of us is gay. 46 00:02:13,656 --> 00:02:16,352 We're cooking on gas, aren't we? 47 00:02:16,544 --> 00:02:17,512 Yeah. 48 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,472 - Do you work? - Uh, no. Urgh. 49 00:02:20,512 --> 00:02:23,640 My brother has a job, and I take money from him. 50 00:02:23,736 --> 00:02:25,360 How does he feel about that? 51 00:02:25,432 --> 00:02:27,480 Uh, well, sometimes he gets all pissy about it, 52 00:02:27,544 --> 00:02:29,832 but, mainly, I just...ignore him. 53 00:02:31,432 --> 00:02:33,928 - So... that's work covered. - Uh. 54 00:02:35,048 --> 00:02:38,016 - Hobbies? - Ah. Yeah, I do Pilates, 55 00:02:38,152 --> 00:02:40,624 Tuesday evenings. My downward facing dog 56 00:02:40,656 --> 00:02:41,960 is all the shit. 57 00:02:42,048 --> 00:02:44,520 - Namaste, bitches. - Namas... namas-what? 58 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:47,720 Namaste. It's what you say at the end of a yoga class. 59 00:02:47,928 --> 00:02:49,160 "Namaste, bitches"? 60 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,504 No, you don't... you don't say the "bitches". 61 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,840 That's kind of against the whole yoga vibe. 62 00:02:54,944 --> 00:02:57,648 Hey, you should, you should come to a class. 63 00:02:58,056 --> 00:03:01,192 Yeah. All these women in their yoga pants, 64 00:03:01,216 --> 00:03:02,416 arses in the air. 65 00:03:02,424 --> 00:03:05,008 You can totally see a little... 66 00:03:07,768 --> 00:03:10,472 I... I need to wee. 67 00:03:10,912 --> 00:03:12,000 Big time. Yeah. 68 00:03:12,016 --> 00:03:14,424 I've got a bladder the size of a small, 69 00:03:14,856 --> 00:03:17,096 prepubescent child. 70 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,112 - Go. Wee. - Yeah. Good. 71 00:03:19,328 --> 00:03:20,912 Back in a minute. 72 00:03:45,472 --> 00:03:47,832 (TOILET FLUSH) 73 00:04:10,512 --> 00:04:11,968 (SHE GASPS) 74 00:04:13,696 --> 00:04:16,176 (GROANING) 75 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:20,968 Ah! 76 00:04:20,984 --> 00:04:22,584 Why are you following her? 77 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,680 If I tell you, he'll send me to hell. 78 00:04:24,696 --> 00:04:26,320 If you don't, I will. 79 00:04:26,544 --> 00:04:29,168 So, looks like you're caught between a rock... 80 00:04:29,712 --> 00:04:32,336 and some really nasty faeces. 81 00:04:34,184 --> 00:04:36,592 (WATER GURGLES) (MAN CHOKES) 82 00:04:37,608 --> 00:04:40,232 Hi. I can explain. 83 00:04:40,568 --> 00:04:43,200 You better, or I'm sticking your head down there with his. 84 00:04:43,232 --> 00:04:44,184 (HE GASPS) 85 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,256 It's OK. 86 00:04:52,936 --> 00:04:55,520 I knew your dad. Your demon dad. 87 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,248 If anything happened to him, I swore I'd look out for you. 88 00:05:00,752 --> 00:05:03,480 Us meeting like that, on the hill... 89 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:05,736 you were following me? 90 00:05:07,624 --> 00:05:10,536 You lied to me. OK, Who are you? 91 00:05:10,928 --> 00:05:12,264 I hunt the pricks. 92 00:05:12,904 --> 00:05:13,936 Well, 93 00:05:14,528 --> 00:05:16,168 the nasty ones anyway. 94 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,064 Your dad, he was one of the good guys. 95 00:05:19,576 --> 00:05:22,280 I liked him a lot. I'm sorry. 96 00:05:23,224 --> 00:05:24,904 I promised I'd keep you safe. 97 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,240 - This guy was following you... - I don't need you to keep me safe, 98 00:05:27,264 --> 00:05:28,608 you patronising dick! 99 00:05:28,624 --> 00:05:30,952 So, all this, making nice, going for a drink, 100 00:05:30,968 --> 00:05:32,208 it was an all an act, 101 00:05:32,224 --> 00:05:33,840 - it was all bullshit! - No! 102 00:05:34,288 --> 00:05:35,768 Well, at the start, but... 103 00:05:35,784 --> 00:05:38,400 then I met you and everything changed. 104 00:05:38,432 --> 00:05:40,800 - It wasn't just a job anymore. - So what was it, then? 105 00:05:40,848 --> 00:05:42,720 It was a happy coincidence. 106 00:05:42,744 --> 00:05:45,904 Shove your happy coincidence down your lying throat. 107 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,640 HARRY: Well, isn't it obvious? 108 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,896 I really like you. 109 00:05:50,168 --> 00:05:51,872 I didn't know how to tell you. 110 00:05:52,784 --> 00:05:54,328 I hated lying to you. 111 00:05:56,544 --> 00:05:57,792 I'm sorry. 112 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,648 So... 113 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:10,768 what happens now? 114 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,400 Did you really mean what you said? 115 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,200 What, about the happy coincidence? 116 00:06:18,304 --> 00:06:19,600 No, numbnuts. 117 00:06:20,928 --> 00:06:22,984 - Liking me? - Yeah. 118 00:06:26,776 --> 00:06:29,184 You stuck his head down the toilet because... 119 00:06:29,632 --> 00:06:30,840 he was following me? 120 00:06:31,328 --> 00:06:33,176 You should've seen what's down there. 121 00:06:36,552 --> 00:06:38,192 That's... kind of kick-arse. 122 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,888 And a bit romantic. 123 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,768 There's something you should know about me too. 124 00:06:47,512 --> 00:06:50,296 I don't have the bladder of a small child. 125 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,920 Also strangely romantic. 126 00:07:09,944 --> 00:07:11,640 (SHE MOANS) 127 00:07:14,344 --> 00:07:16,120 - HARRY: First demon you ever killed? - (SHE CHUCKLES) 128 00:07:16,568 --> 00:07:19,328 I was 15. Mrs Higgins. 129 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:21,592 She was my home economics teacher. 130 00:07:21,632 --> 00:07:23,359 - She kept me back for detention... - Uff... 131 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,208 and the bitch tried to stick my head in an oven. 132 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,912 Flambeed her fat arse, stuck a cherry on top. 133 00:07:29,272 --> 00:07:31,480 - What about you? - I was 12. 134 00:07:31,496 --> 00:07:32,608 Oh! 135 00:07:32,632 --> 00:07:33,960 He was my football coach. 136 00:07:34,056 --> 00:07:36,424 He never let us wear gloves, even when it was snowing. 137 00:07:37,472 --> 00:07:39,712 - He also murdered the goalkeeper. - (SHE CHUCKLES) 138 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,952 - What? - It's nice to talk about this stuff, 139 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:47,824 with a guy, without them thinking that you're bat-shit crazy. 140 00:07:47,976 --> 00:07:50,280 It really messes with your relationships. 141 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:52,048 - Yeah. - The lies I've had to come up with 142 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,800 to explain all the wounds and bruises. 143 00:07:53,976 --> 00:07:56,376 I told this one girl I got trampled by a donkey. 144 00:07:56,912 --> 00:07:58,264 By a donkey? 145 00:07:58,736 --> 00:08:01,135 She had these big floppy ears, 146 00:08:01,136 --> 00:08:02,704 kind of reminded me of a donkey. 147 00:08:02,712 --> 00:08:04,360 Donkey ears. OK. Did she believe you? 148 00:08:04,392 --> 00:08:05,488 - No! - No? 149 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,480 Not at all. It was a ridiculous lie. 150 00:08:09,424 --> 00:08:11,480 - This is me - Oh, shit... 151 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,160 - What? - I left my car at the bar. 152 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,424 - I made you forget you had a car? - (SCOFFS) 153 00:08:18,328 --> 00:08:20,656 Are you doing anything tomorrow? We could hook up. 154 00:08:21,392 --> 00:08:24,320 - Sorry, is that too pushy? - It is kind of pushy. 155 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,432 I think I'm OK with it, though. 156 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,599 - Where the bloody hell have you been! - Whoa, what's going on? 157 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,200 - Who is he? - Who? 158 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,888 The guy, the guy you got in the car with. 159 00:08:37,912 --> 00:08:40,560 OK, right, you're not going to believe this, but... 160 00:08:40,568 --> 00:08:42,672 What? What!? 161 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:46,440 He is a super cute, kick-arse 162 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,664 demon hunter. Yeah. 163 00:08:49,192 --> 00:08:50,728 He's what? 164 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,536 - What were you doing with him? - We went on a date. 165 00:08:54,584 --> 00:08:56,928 A date? You said you were going to Pilates? 166 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:00,000 I don't even do Pilates on a Thursday. 167 00:09:00,064 --> 00:09:02,176 It's Zumba and boxercise boot camp. 168 00:09:03,344 --> 00:09:05,424 I felt bad, going on a date 169 00:09:05,432 --> 00:09:07,224 after everything that happened with Suzanne. 170 00:09:07,888 --> 00:09:09,080 Who is he? 171 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,776 His name's Harry, 172 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,760 and he hunts the pricks. 173 00:09:13,784 --> 00:09:16,120 How hot is that? I'll tell you, it's very hot. 174 00:09:16,128 --> 00:09:17,760 It's like, ooh, ah! 175 00:09:17,816 --> 00:09:19,240 How... how did you meet him? 176 00:09:19,296 --> 00:09:21,128 Well, my dad, my demon dad, 177 00:09:21,152 --> 00:09:22,640 he asked Harry to look out for me, 178 00:09:22,664 --> 00:09:24,880 so that's why he was up the hill when we were out in the woods. 179 00:09:25,144 --> 00:09:26,536 He's been following you?! 180 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,680 Not creepy, panty-sniffing following. 181 00:09:29,696 --> 00:09:32,800 It's more...sort of sexy stalking... 182 00:09:33,192 --> 00:09:35,280 Do you want some of my nonna's spicy chicken? 183 00:09:35,304 --> 00:09:37,680 No, I don't want any of your nonna's spicy chicken! 184 00:09:37,704 --> 00:09:40,576 What is up with you? Why did you leave me all those messages? 185 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,760 If you'd listened to even one of them, you'd know. 186 00:09:42,808 --> 00:09:45,160 He's the guy, the guy I saw in my dream. 187 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:47,344 - Who? - Harry, demon hunter guy. 188 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:48,824 He was attacking you. 189 00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:51,592 - Man, get the hell out... - It's him! 190 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,975 I saw it. You can't trust him. He's going to hurt you. 191 00:09:53,976 --> 00:09:57,160 Well, the stuff you see, isn't exactly clear. 192 00:09:57,192 --> 00:09:59,344 - It's all cheese and shit. - I know what I saw. 193 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,120 Do you? So suddenly you're an expert? 194 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,880 You've got a PhD in seeing the future? 195 00:10:03,912 --> 00:10:06,216 All right, OK! What exactly did you see? 196 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:09,336 He sort of lunged at you. He was attacking you. 197 00:10:09,432 --> 00:10:11,400 Lunged at me, lunged at me... 198 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,111 Maybe that's because 199 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,376 I'm all irresistible. 200 00:10:15,872 --> 00:10:17,712 I made him forget his car! 201 00:10:17,728 --> 00:10:19,968 After his dick, that's a guy's most treasured possession. 202 00:10:19,984 --> 00:10:21,200 You think this is funny? 203 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,400 We'll see how funny you find it when he kills you. 204 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,360 That's hilarious. You can laugh your arse off. 205 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,256 Except you won't because you'll be dead! 206 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:29,040 You'll be lying there in a pool of your own blood, 207 00:10:29,048 --> 00:10:31,320 and there won't be anything I can do cos it'll be too late, 208 00:10:31,328 --> 00:10:33,288 and I will not let that happen! 209 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,616 I think we should get some sleep... 210 00:10:41,056 --> 00:10:42,672 and talk about this in the morning. 211 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,736 I already lost one friend. I can't lose another. 212 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,720 I know. I get it. 213 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,384 You're wrong about him. 214 00:11:02,608 --> 00:11:04,456 Are you sure he's not possessed? 215 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,376 You know how they can hide in there. You said some of them 216 00:11:06,392 --> 00:11:08,160 practically never show themselves, ever. 217 00:11:08,176 --> 00:11:11,050 He is the least possessed person I ever met. 218 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,752 With everything that's happening, it isn't right. 219 00:11:12,776 --> 00:11:15,496 This is why I didn't tell you. Suzanne dying like that... 220 00:11:15,576 --> 00:11:17,248 It's got nothing to do with Suzanne. 221 00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:19,408 You sure about that? 222 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,624 You get all paranoid, start acting like everyone's possessed, 223 00:11:23,656 --> 00:11:25,296 it is going to mess with your head. 224 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,776 I know. I've been there. 225 00:11:35,664 --> 00:11:37,544 I've never felt like this about... 226 00:11:37,688 --> 00:11:39,312 anyone before. 227 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,480 I can be honest with him, about who I really am. 228 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,416 He doesn't even care that I'm half demon. 229 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,400 He's cool with it. 230 00:11:46,528 --> 00:11:48,304 That's why I thought you'd be happy for me. 231 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,080 I am. 232 00:11:51,648 --> 00:11:53,448 I just want you to be careful. 233 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,160 I was born careful. 234 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,480 I popped out of my mum's cooch, like... 235 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,360 "Safety first. Safety first." 236 00:12:00,408 --> 00:12:01,704 We should double date. 237 00:12:03,064 --> 00:12:05,720 Me and Tyler, you and... demon hunter guy. 238 00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:08,816 You want to double date? 239 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,000 Well, if he means this much to you, I want to meet him. 240 00:12:14,016 --> 00:12:15,232 OK. 241 00:12:18,464 --> 00:12:19,504 What? 242 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,280 I snogged the face off of him in the toilets. 243 00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:25,888 I was all taking charge, 244 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,200 like a 21st-century horny bitch. 245 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,720 Why were you snogging in toilets? 246 00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:33,336 Because my man was making a demon eat shit. 247 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,848 Mm-hm! 248 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:46,752 (CUP CLINKS) 249 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:52,230 I went to the party venue last night. 250 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,816 It's looking great. 251 00:12:56,504 --> 00:12:58,728 Psyching yourself up for the big day, eh? 252 00:12:59,168 --> 00:13:01,144 800 years in the making... 253 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,664 and here we are. 254 00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:08,664 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little nervous. 255 00:13:09,824 --> 00:13:11,224 It's going to be fine. 256 00:13:12,504 --> 00:13:14,200 It's a good plan. 257 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,991 You know, I haven't totally hated having you 258 00:13:19,992 --> 00:13:22,416 and your little, fatherless bastard staying here. 259 00:13:23,016 --> 00:13:24,128 Wow. 260 00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:28,216 That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 261 00:13:31,624 --> 00:13:34,656 I should go. Busy day. Lots to do. 262 00:13:34,672 --> 00:13:36,320 (PHONE RINGS) (CUPS CLINK) 263 00:13:41,536 --> 00:13:43,376 Where are we up to with ticket sales? 264 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,200 Well, start giving them away for free! 265 00:13:47,648 --> 00:13:49,856 We're going to look pretty stupid if the legions of hell 266 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,568 don't have anyone to possess. 267 00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:58,432 (MUSIC PLAYS) 268 00:13:58,464 --> 00:13:59,352 Hey! 269 00:14:04,904 --> 00:14:07,550 Guys... this is Harry. 270 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,576 Uh, this is my brother, Tyler. 271 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,512 - Hey. - And this is Amy. 272 00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:13,648 - Hi. - Hi. 273 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,768 Are we bowling, or staring? 274 00:14:19,184 --> 00:14:20,368 Is this him? 275 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,064 - Hi. - Yeah, I don't think so, mate. 276 00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:27,184 - OK. - You do not want any part of this. 277 00:14:27,192 --> 00:14:28,464 Let's, you and me, bowl. 278 00:14:28,632 --> 00:14:30,280 I'll just go and get some shoes. 279 00:14:34,112 --> 00:14:36,416 - Can we get some drinks? - Who do you think I am? 280 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,144 - A waiter? - Oh, my God, 281 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,912 you are unbelievable! The sheer arrogance! 282 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:43,312 Oh, it's OK. I'll get them. 283 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,744 - Mate, I'm Tyler, Raquel's brother. - Are you? 284 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,208 That's not really a reason for existing, is it? 285 00:14:51,472 --> 00:14:52,872 - What? - (HE MIMICS TYLER): What? 286 00:14:52,888 --> 00:14:54,167 Do you have some kind of problem with me? 287 00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:56,128 Yes. Yes, I do. 288 00:14:57,816 --> 00:14:59,024 Guys like you, 289 00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:01,176 you're a Coldplay song. 290 00:15:02,752 --> 00:15:04,416 - OK. - No, whoa... 291 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:07,296 It's not a compliment. It is not a compliment. 292 00:15:07,352 --> 00:15:09,552 - Yeah, I'm crushed. - Yeah, you are crushed. 293 00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:11,248 - Really? - Really. That's right. 294 00:15:11,528 --> 00:15:13,200 Jog on, Coldplay. 295 00:15:13,264 --> 00:15:15,510 - What size are you? - Are... you allowed to do that? 296 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,528 - I work here. - Right. 297 00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:19,160 Er, nine. 298 00:15:26,168 --> 00:15:28,040 Raquel says you've been following her? 299 00:15:29,584 --> 00:15:31,176 She told you about that? 300 00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:33,168 - Yeah. - Her dad asked me to protect her. 301 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,150 You hunt demons, but you're friends with them? How does that work? 302 00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:38,024 Well, I guess it's the same for you. 303 00:15:38,032 --> 00:15:39,376 Raquel's half-demon. 304 00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:42,816 Is there something you want to say to me? 305 00:15:43,024 --> 00:15:45,336 - I'm just looking out for Raquel. - Me, too. 306 00:15:46,832 --> 00:15:48,400 Thanks for the shoes. 307 00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:53,960 Ooh! Get ready to lose, loser. 308 00:15:53,992 --> 00:15:56,152 I'm going crush your ego to the size of... 309 00:15:56,176 --> 00:15:57,536 mouse balls. 310 00:15:59,824 --> 00:16:01,048 You OK? 311 00:16:01,584 --> 00:16:04,088 I don't think your friend, Amy, likes me very much. 312 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,968 I knew it! 313 00:16:09,088 --> 00:16:12,008 This whole thing, the double-date bullshit... 314 00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,030 it was just so you can check him out, wasn't it? 315 00:16:14,064 --> 00:16:15,272 I'm trying to protect you. 316 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,950 By being all devious, and sneaky and lying to me? 317 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,224 You're the one person who isn't supposed to do that! 318 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,440 You're making a mistake. 319 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,264 How can you not see that? What's wrong with you? 320 00:16:24,752 --> 00:16:26,992 That's what people have been asking all my life. 321 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:31,230 I thought you were different. I thought you got it. 322 00:16:31,496 --> 00:16:33,944 You're so desperate for him to like you, you can't see what's going on. 323 00:16:35,352 --> 00:16:37,376 OK. I'm going to go, 324 00:16:37,568 --> 00:16:40,088 before I punch you in your stupid face. 325 00:16:41,112 --> 00:16:42,944 (DOOR CREAKS) 326 00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:45,176 (DOOR SHUTS) 327 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,710 Whoa! Very good. 328 00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:54,311 You see, when we trust each other, 329 00:16:54,312 --> 00:16:56,152 we work together better, 330 00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:58,064 to achieve our common goals. 331 00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:01,112 See, goals plus trust equals... 332 00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:02,320 success. 333 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:03,872 This has been great! 334 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,768 This could be a real turning point for us. 335 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,232 Look, I'm just glad you've found it helpful. 336 00:17:07,264 --> 00:17:10,224 Any thoughts, questions, feedback? 337 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,870 Well, you should take a turn. Become part of our circle of trust. 338 00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:16,112 Of course. Yep, great idea. 339 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,344 Let's do it. 340 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,344 (THEY GRUNT) Hm? 341 00:17:23,504 --> 00:17:25,112 (THUDDING) Jesus! 342 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,656 You didn't catch me! 343 00:17:27,696 --> 00:17:29,400 You see, the thing is... 344 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,968 soon you won't be able to trust anyone. 345 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,903 Your own granny's going to stab you in the eye 346 00:17:33,904 --> 00:17:35,336 with an antique cake slice. 347 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,520 (HE CHOKES) 348 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,504 I know we've had some setbacks. 349 00:17:40,736 --> 00:17:43,400 Opening the gates of hell, it was never going to be easy. 350 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,184 Trust me. (HE CHOKES) 351 00:17:45,624 --> 00:17:48,312 Things are in motion that will assure our success. 352 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,976 It's been tough on all of us. 353 00:17:51,368 --> 00:17:54,456 But I'm done hiding, denying who I am. 354 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,752 We are going to be out, loud, and proud. 355 00:17:56,824 --> 00:17:58,608 We are going to tear out humanity's throat 356 00:17:58,616 --> 00:18:00,030 (WHIRRING) and shit down its neck 357 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,920 until it chokes in a sea of blood. 358 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,664 There will be death, destruction and terror. 359 00:18:04,696 --> 00:18:07,224 (WHIRRING CONTINUES) 360 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,872 (WHIRRING STOPS) Not while I'm talking! All right?! 361 00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:15,120 (CLATTERING) 362 00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:19,624 Where...? Where did you hear up to? 363 00:18:19,704 --> 00:18:20,896 Er... 364 00:18:21,192 --> 00:18:23,296 - tearing out humanity's throat. - All right. 365 00:18:23,952 --> 00:18:25,510 OK, er... 366 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,670 (HE STAMPS) 367 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,408 Let's try this again. 368 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,128 (MUSIC PLAYS) 369 00:18:37,664 --> 00:18:41,550 (RINGING IN BACKGROUND) 370 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:56,350 Tyler? 371 00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:58,904 Seriously? You choose that guy over me? 372 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,760 He's so bland his dick tastes of ice cream. 373 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,360 Because he's... 374 00:19:06,752 --> 00:19:08,048 cos he's so vanilla. 375 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,990 When do you get off? Can you drive me somewhere? 376 00:19:12,112 --> 00:19:13,670 Why can't Coldplay drive you? 377 00:19:13,832 --> 00:19:15,416 I don't want him to know where I'm going. 378 00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:18,464 I found this in Harry's wallet. We should check it out. 379 00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:19,696 Ah! 380 00:19:20,552 --> 00:19:22,104 You and Tyler, eh? 381 00:19:22,456 --> 00:19:25,240 These lies will spread through your relationship 382 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,640 like a disease 383 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,872 till there is nothing left but an empty, deformed husk. 384 00:19:30,512 --> 00:19:32,288 I'll take that deformed husk, 385 00:19:32,928 --> 00:19:35,536 and I'll turn it into a beautiful butterfly. 386 00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:38,888 [MUSIC: Cool by MIYNT] 387 00:19:42,104 --> 00:19:44,710 Television killin' 388 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,136 Living in a square... 389 00:19:47,912 --> 00:19:49,824 What exactly do you think is going on with this guy? 390 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,184 I don't know. Raquel's so into him, 391 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:53,552 she's not thinking straight. 392 00:19:53,656 --> 00:19:55,064 Are you... 393 00:19:55,392 --> 00:19:56,792 thinking straight? 394 00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:58,390 (MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND) 395 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,070 Your best friend died. 396 00:20:00,192 --> 00:20:02,008 If anything happened to you, I... 397 00:20:03,864 --> 00:20:05,328 Well, I can't think about it. 398 00:20:06,392 --> 00:20:07,544 I'm fine. 399 00:20:09,384 --> 00:20:11,144 I remember when Randeep Singh died. 400 00:20:11,216 --> 00:20:12,710 Who's Randeep Singh? 401 00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:14,464 He was my dad's best friend. 402 00:20:15,032 --> 00:20:18,264 Dad used to tell me how they'd go camping together as teenagers, 403 00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:21,768 laying out underneath the stars, 404 00:20:21,808 --> 00:20:23,360 swimming naked in the lake. 405 00:20:24,064 --> 00:20:25,672 A few years ago, 406 00:20:25,696 --> 00:20:28,550 Randeep was on one of his frequent trips to San Francisco. 407 00:20:28,648 --> 00:20:31,032 Ends up drowning in some guy's swimming pool. 408 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,910 Dad were broken. 409 00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:36,640 I used to find him staring at old photos of Randeep, 410 00:20:36,672 --> 00:20:38,520 just crying his eyes out. 411 00:20:41,184 --> 00:20:43,128 Are you sure your dad's not gay? 412 00:20:43,888 --> 00:20:45,840 What? Are you insane? 413 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,168 My da... 414 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,056 That's the most ridiculous thing I think I ever heard. 415 00:20:51,592 --> 00:20:53,229 He watches Top Gear! 416 00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:54,990 Anyway, my point is, 417 00:20:55,024 --> 00:20:57,136 when someone close to you dies, it... 418 00:20:57,288 --> 00:20:59,368 affects people in strange ways. 419 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,336 - I'm worried about you. - You don't need to be. 420 00:21:02,616 --> 00:21:05,240 (MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND) 421 00:21:08,338 --> 00:21:09,378 Hm. 422 00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,190 _ 423 00:21:12,737 --> 00:21:14,097 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 424 00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:15,509 Come in! 425 00:21:15,534 --> 00:21:17,399 (DOOR OPENS) 426 00:21:18,419 --> 00:21:19,681 Oh, Raquel! 427 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,229 I'll be right with you. Take a seat. 428 00:21:24,259 --> 00:21:25,773 (DOOR CLOSES) 429 00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:28,475 (RAQUEL SIGHS) 430 00:21:31,726 --> 00:21:33,033 So... 431 00:21:33,455 --> 00:21:34,963 how are we? 432 00:21:36,197 --> 00:21:38,611 Should I be concerned that you've been missing your appointments, 433 00:21:38,636 --> 00:21:40,916 or is talking to me just extremely boring? 434 00:21:41,158 --> 00:21:43,478 I wouldn't say it's extremely boring... 435 00:21:43,994 --> 00:21:46,064 Well, spare me the half-arsed compliments. 436 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,322 So what have you been up to? 437 00:21:49,986 --> 00:21:51,306 You know... Stuff. 438 00:21:51,331 --> 00:21:53,783 You want to be a little more specific? 439 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:57,056 I've been spending a lot of time with Amy... 440 00:21:57,081 --> 00:21:59,441 You mentioned her last time we talked. 441 00:21:59,815 --> 00:22:02,430 You weren't sure if you were going to be friends. 442 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,509 - How's that going? - It was good. 443 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,587 We had a sleep-over. I've never had a sleep-over. 444 00:22:08,771 --> 00:22:10,994 She's been through some of the same stuff. 445 00:22:11,181 --> 00:22:13,971 I really thought she got me, you know? 446 00:22:15,032 --> 00:22:16,477 I trusted her. 447 00:22:17,175 --> 00:22:18,885 I thought she was my friend. 448 00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:22,259 I never had a friend like her before... 449 00:22:24,008 --> 00:22:26,353 But maybe she isn't who I thought she was. 450 00:22:26,575 --> 00:22:28,775 Did...something happen? 451 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,791 She said some things about this guy I like. 452 00:22:31,034 --> 00:22:32,199 There's a guy? 453 00:22:34,274 --> 00:22:35,759 Well, you have been busy. 454 00:22:36,126 --> 00:22:38,341 She says I shouldn't trust him... 455 00:22:40,449 --> 00:22:43,862 Do you think Amy accepts you for who you are? 456 00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:46,716 - I thought she did. - Hmm. 457 00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:53,088 This has happened before, hasn't it? 458 00:22:53,113 --> 00:22:55,190 Mmm. That girl was a major bitch. 459 00:22:55,215 --> 00:22:56,447 Amy isn't like that... 460 00:22:56,472 --> 00:22:57,713 Isn't she? 461 00:22:59,387 --> 00:23:00,987 We've talked about this, 462 00:23:01,283 --> 00:23:03,736 forming these very intense relationships. 463 00:23:03,761 --> 00:23:06,213 You meet someone, you expect too much from them, 464 00:23:06,238 --> 00:23:07,790 then they let you down... 465 00:23:07,815 --> 00:23:10,103 I've seen what it does to your confidence. 466 00:23:10,128 --> 00:23:13,608 As much as you want them to be, not all friendships are healthy. 467 00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:17,298 Sometimes you have to protect yourself from people. 468 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,595 (STRESSFUL MUSIC) 469 00:23:19,903 --> 00:23:22,978 This guy you fell out about... 470 00:23:23,396 --> 00:23:25,543 - Harry. - Tell me about him. 471 00:23:27,213 --> 00:23:29,970 It sounds all super cheesy, 472 00:23:30,447 --> 00:23:32,310 I never felt this way about a guy. 473 00:23:32,335 --> 00:23:34,455 There's nothing wrong with a bit of cheese. 474 00:23:34,735 --> 00:23:36,892 So Harry... 475 00:23:38,258 --> 00:23:39,494 who is he? 476 00:23:42,385 --> 00:23:45,596 477 00:23:46,247 --> 00:23:48,283 Wow. That is 478 00:23:48,308 --> 00:23:50,979 an incredibly suspicious looking building. 479 00:23:54,554 --> 00:23:55,697 Where you going? 480 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,597 Well have a quick look around. 481 00:23:58,769 --> 00:24:00,455 (WHISPER) A quick look around?) 482 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,072 When did that ever end well? 483 00:24:07,604 --> 00:24:09,401 (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC) 484 00:24:16,814 --> 00:24:19,431 (WHISPERING) Amy? What you doing? 485 00:24:19,456 --> 00:24:20,439 Amy!? 486 00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:21,986 Hey. 487 00:24:22,650 --> 00:24:24,252 (GROANING) 488 00:24:30,504 --> 00:24:32,463 Oh, yeah. You're fine. 489 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,261 That's a healthy expression of your grief. 490 00:24:38,537 --> 00:24:39,642 Unbelievable. 491 00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:47,470 This whole lone wolf, loose cannon, Crazy Larry vibe. 492 00:24:47,495 --> 00:24:49,478 I've got to admit, I'm not loving it. 493 00:24:54,142 --> 00:24:56,801 - Is that Beyonce? - AMY: It's Raquel. 494 00:24:57,994 --> 00:25:01,564 I guess that makes more sense, cos she's local. 495 00:25:03,255 --> 00:25:05,033 What's that coming out of her snatch? 496 00:25:05,821 --> 00:25:07,814 The Legions of Hell... 497 00:25:08,033 --> 00:25:09,741 Is that anatomically correct? 498 00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:13,330 I mean, assumed they'd be coming out of her arsehole. 499 00:25:15,106 --> 00:25:16,593 Should have put a ring on it! 500 00:25:17,695 --> 00:25:19,014 Not the time... 501 00:25:22,776 --> 00:25:25,705 (PHONE RINGS) 502 00:25:26,455 --> 00:25:28,463 Mmm. Sorry. 503 00:25:30,338 --> 00:25:32,095 Just... 504 00:25:39,328 --> 00:25:40,986 I know you're angry with me. 505 00:25:42,059 --> 00:25:44,931 I found a flyer for a Halloween party at Hampton Hall. 506 00:25:46,152 --> 00:25:47,282 I went there... 507 00:25:48,343 --> 00:25:49,783 There's something you need to see. 508 00:25:49,808 --> 00:25:51,111 I'm sending you a photo. 509 00:25:51,289 --> 00:25:52,694 Just call me, OK? 510 00:25:55,209 --> 00:25:56,455 I'm sorry. 511 00:25:56,929 --> 00:25:58,166 Call me. 512 00:26:22,990 --> 00:26:25,361 - What does that mean? - I don't know. 513 00:26:26,112 --> 00:26:28,730 Evil flip-chart plans? 514 00:26:30,572 --> 00:26:32,111 (CLATTERING) 515 00:26:48,587 --> 00:26:50,345 (STRIDENT SOUND) 516 00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,275 Whoa! 517 00:27:00,983 --> 00:27:02,970 Amy... A little tip. 518 00:27:03,223 --> 00:27:04,963 Take the canoe off the roof of your car. 519 00:27:04,988 --> 00:27:07,588 - It's kind of conspicuous. - It's a fair point. 520 00:27:07,906 --> 00:27:10,186 My mum says I can't keep it in the garage any more. 521 00:27:10,310 --> 00:27:11,990 What with that and the old drum kit... 522 00:27:12,015 --> 00:27:13,963 - Oh, my God. Shut up. - Sorry. 523 00:27:14,370 --> 00:27:15,478 Drop the trident. 524 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,923 - Erm... - Drop it. 525 00:27:22,370 --> 00:27:23,822 (SHE GIGGLES) 526 00:27:25,870 --> 00:27:28,002 - What? - Mmm. It's nothing... 527 00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:30,455 You're making me paranoid. 528 00:27:30,632 --> 00:27:32,164 What did I do? 529 00:27:35,632 --> 00:27:38,041 I didn't think I'd ever have this with someone. 530 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:44,158 Don't let it go to your head 531 00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:46,517 cos I will beat that shit right out of you... 532 00:27:46,649 --> 00:27:48,283 Then I definitely won't. 533 00:27:49,255 --> 00:27:51,655 (TEXT ALERT) 534 00:28:02,027 --> 00:28:03,532 Oh, shit! 535 00:28:07,476 --> 00:28:10,056 It was the blonde one, and her dickhead mate. 536 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:13,080 Dickhead mate? That's rude. 537 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,877 Look, I'm done messing around. 538 00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:18,017 You take Little Miss Sugar Tits somewhere quiet and put a bullet 539 00:28:18,042 --> 00:28:19,309 in the back of her head. 540 00:28:20,735 --> 00:28:23,611 What do you think? Take them here, or follow them? 541 00:28:23,931 --> 00:28:26,650 They could kill them before we could get close enough to do anything. 542 00:28:26,675 --> 00:28:27,954 Follow them. 543 00:28:54,814 --> 00:28:55,986 (MOANING) 544 00:28:57,455 --> 00:29:00,259 Yes! 545 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,955 Oh, come on! 546 00:29:05,755 --> 00:29:07,486 Come on... Yes! 547 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:10,009 Yes, yes, yes! 548 00:29:13,369 --> 00:29:14,619 Yes... Oh! 549 00:29:15,517 --> 00:29:16,971 (HE SIGHS) 550 00:29:23,033 --> 00:29:24,291 Oh my God. 551 00:29:34,824 --> 00:29:36,189 We're stopping. 552 00:29:40,793 --> 00:29:42,642 OK. Get ready. 553 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,486 You should wait here. It's too dangerous. 554 00:29:46,346 --> 00:29:49,017 You think having a dick makes you immune to danger? 555 00:29:49,042 --> 00:29:50,861 Man, be serious. 556 00:29:56,065 --> 00:29:57,442 Unleash the big dog. 557 00:30:27,731 --> 00:30:28,791 (HE SPITS) 558 00:30:28,816 --> 00:30:30,736 Is that the best you've got, you pussy? 559 00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:33,048 I'm sorry I got you into this. 560 00:30:35,454 --> 00:30:37,619 You don't ever have to apologise to me. 561 00:30:40,730 --> 00:30:41,908 Let her go, 562 00:30:42,548 --> 00:30:44,259 - and kill me... - Jake! 563 00:30:44,651 --> 00:30:46,476 Let her go. Kill me instead. 564 00:30:46,965 --> 00:30:49,190 No. That doesn't work for us at all. 565 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:50,790 She's the one we want to kill. 566 00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:53,806 You're no-one. You're just a dickhead with a canoe on his car. 567 00:30:53,992 --> 00:30:56,853 So technically, you could let me go? 568 00:30:57,107 --> 00:30:58,865 We could, yeah, 569 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,377 but we're not going to. 570 00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:03,244 Worth a shot. 571 00:31:03,269 --> 00:31:04,908 OK. If we're all ready... 572 00:31:05,027 --> 00:31:07,314 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, I'm not ready. 573 00:31:07,836 --> 00:31:10,516 - Why do you need Raquel? - You don't know, do you? 574 00:31:10,624 --> 00:31:12,127 This is all about her. 575 00:31:12,358 --> 00:31:14,408 Why? Tell me... 576 00:31:17,368 --> 00:31:18,848 We've got time. What the hell. 577 00:31:18,895 --> 00:31:22,173 Erm, the stroke of midnight, on Halloween, 578 00:31:22,198 --> 00:31:23,845 she'll act as a gateway. 579 00:31:24,775 --> 00:31:25,923 The Legions of Hell 580 00:31:25,948 --> 00:31:27,502 will pour into this world. 581 00:31:29,309 --> 00:31:32,494 Are they really going to pour out of her twot, like on the poster? 582 00:31:32,519 --> 00:31:34,330 No. That was a screw-up by the designer. 583 00:31:34,355 --> 00:31:36,519 Anyway, so 584 00:31:36,544 --> 00:31:38,617 tens of thousands of people will become possessed. 585 00:31:38,642 --> 00:31:41,877 They'll turn on their loved ones and slaughter them. 586 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:43,252 Yeah. 587 00:31:43,439 --> 00:31:45,230 It is going to be a bloodbath, seriously. 588 00:31:45,255 --> 00:31:46,526 Hell on Earth... 589 00:31:47,064 --> 00:31:49,292 So there you go. 590 00:31:49,414 --> 00:31:51,230 Holy Moses on a boat. 591 00:31:51,255 --> 00:31:52,823 We should really get on with this. 592 00:31:52,928 --> 00:31:54,440 Raquel! No. 593 00:31:54,737 --> 00:31:55,975 Oi, shit for brains! 594 00:31:56,299 --> 00:31:57,511 Raquel... 595 00:31:58,057 --> 00:32:00,800 So that's why you pricks have been protecting me. 596 00:32:01,055 --> 00:32:03,409 - You need me. - Don't come any closer... 597 00:32:03,495 --> 00:32:05,784 You can't shoot me. Oh, man. 598 00:32:05,809 --> 00:32:07,323 Screwed if you do, 599 00:32:07,348 --> 00:32:09,308 arse poled if you don't... 600 00:32:09,430 --> 00:32:10,653 Put the gun down. 601 00:32:11,378 --> 00:32:13,236 Stay back... Stay back! 602 00:32:13,261 --> 00:32:15,190 I don't think I will. I'm going to keep on coming, 603 00:32:15,215 --> 00:32:18,175 so if you're going to shoot me, you need to do it now. 604 00:32:18,535 --> 00:32:20,103 - Do it! - Raquel. Shut up. 605 00:32:20,128 --> 00:32:21,480 He can't kill me. 606 00:32:21,505 --> 00:32:23,798 I'm the answer to their sick little prayers... 607 00:32:23,823 --> 00:32:25,690 We can all walk away from this. 608 00:32:25,715 --> 00:32:27,736 - Just walk away... - You're going to have a whole 609 00:32:27,761 --> 00:32:29,350 new style of walkin', 610 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:32,300 like a chicken that's been nailed by a bear. 611 00:32:32,775 --> 00:32:34,245 HARRY: Put the gun down... 612 00:32:34,432 --> 00:32:35,736 Put it down! 613 00:32:36,394 --> 00:32:37,673 You want to give me that? 614 00:32:37,698 --> 00:32:39,845 - HARRY: Raquel! - He can't hurt me. 615 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,189 I'm bullet proof... 616 00:32:47,895 --> 00:32:50,525 Yeah, now who's the dickhead with a canoe on his car? 617 00:32:50,655 --> 00:32:51,954 You could have been killed... 618 00:32:52,087 --> 00:32:53,322 They can't kill me, 619 00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:54,449 it's all right. (GUN COCKS) 620 00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:55,642 AMY: Raquel... 621 00:32:56,674 --> 00:32:58,474 - Get away from him... - Amy? 622 00:32:58,499 --> 00:33:01,915 - What're you doing? - The flyer, for the Halloween party. 623 00:33:02,057 --> 00:33:04,595 - It was in his wallet... - Whoa. 624 00:33:06,608 --> 00:33:07,908 You knew? 625 00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:09,790 You knew why they needed me? 626 00:33:09,815 --> 00:33:11,790 - Raquel... - How long have you known? 627 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:14,665 Your dad told me. He didn't want you to know. 628 00:33:14,690 --> 00:33:16,806 He thought it would be too much for you to deal with. 629 00:33:16,831 --> 00:33:18,572 He made me swear I wouldn't tell you. 630 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,392 I wanted to. I'm sorry... 631 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,962 None of this explains why you had the flyer. 632 00:33:23,704 --> 00:33:25,501 I heard about the party, 633 00:33:25,847 --> 00:33:27,449 what they were planning to do. 634 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,523 That's why I had to stay close to you... 635 00:33:29,548 --> 00:33:31,095 You were staying close? 636 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:33,015 Is that why you had sex with me? 637 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,197 No. Raquel. It's not like that... 638 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,978 Wow. You really know how to make a girl feel shit about herself. 639 00:33:38,003 --> 00:33:40,696 I fell for you... I shouldn't have done, but I did. 640 00:33:40,721 --> 00:33:42,572 - I'm sorry. - You can't trust him. 641 00:33:42,775 --> 00:33:44,298 I would never do anything to hurt you... 642 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:45,603 You should have told me! 643 00:33:45,628 --> 00:33:47,572 I know... I'm sorry. 644 00:33:48,553 --> 00:33:50,513 I won't lose you like I lost Suzanne. 645 00:33:50,655 --> 00:33:52,142 I won't let that happen. 646 00:33:52,167 --> 00:33:53,189 Amy. 647 00:33:53,872 --> 00:33:55,321 You're wrong about him. 648 00:33:55,454 --> 00:33:56,735 I have to do this. 649 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,710 Killing him is not going to bring Suzanne back. 650 00:33:58,735 --> 00:34:01,603 - I can't take that chance. - That's not your decision to make. 651 00:34:01,628 --> 00:34:02,708 It's mine. 652 00:34:02,781 --> 00:34:05,181 None of us knows what's going to happen, not even you. 653 00:34:05,455 --> 00:34:07,181 He's worth the risk. 654 00:34:07,255 --> 00:34:09,670 - He's worth it, to me. - I'm not going to lose you. 655 00:34:09,695 --> 00:34:11,470 You can't let the pricks change you. 656 00:34:11,495 --> 00:34:14,197 That's what they want. That's what they do. This isn't you. 657 00:34:14,337 --> 00:34:15,626 She's right. 658 00:34:16,219 --> 00:34:17,790 I hate seeing you like this. 659 00:34:19,084 --> 00:34:21,517 You can't start shooting people on a hunch. 660 00:34:21,615 --> 00:34:22,830 That's not you. 661 00:34:26,895 --> 00:34:28,275 You're my Randeep Singh... 662 00:34:29,877 --> 00:34:31,556 (TENSION BUILDING) 663 00:34:33,018 --> 00:34:34,140 No! 664 00:34:35,234 --> 00:34:36,749 (GUNSHOT) 665 00:34:39,485 --> 00:34:41,655 Nooooo! 666 00:34:45,302 --> 00:34:49,302 Raquel. No! Raquel! It's OK... It's OK. 667 00:35:02,921 --> 00:35:04,975 - HARRY: I'm sorry. - RAQUEL: It's OK. 668 00:35:05,135 --> 00:35:06,343 Just hold on. 669 00:35:06,652 --> 00:35:09,114 (HE GROANS) 670 00:35:12,593 --> 00:35:14,686 We need some help here, please! 671 00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:17,085 We need some help! 672 00:35:23,209 --> 00:35:24,304 I think if 673 00:35:24,858 --> 00:35:28,366 we've learnt anything from this it's... 674 00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:32,257 never, ever bad mouth a canoe. 675 00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:36,405 Cos you never know when one might save your life. 676 00:35:43,186 --> 00:35:44,921 I was wrong about him. 677 00:35:46,307 --> 00:35:48,718 The way he talked you down, he really cares about you... 678 00:35:50,354 --> 00:35:51,619 I'm sorry. 679 00:35:52,808 --> 00:35:53,968 Suzanne dying... 680 00:35:53,993 --> 00:35:55,257 I totally lost it. 681 00:35:55,306 --> 00:35:57,819 - Amy... - This whole seeing the future thing, 682 00:35:57,844 --> 00:35:59,408 it's messing with my head. 683 00:35:59,433 --> 00:36:01,288 - It's OK... - It's not OK. 684 00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:02,577 The things I said to you, 685 00:36:02,602 --> 00:36:03,624 I hurt you. 686 00:36:04,313 --> 00:36:05,889 I was a total bitch. 687 00:36:07,586 --> 00:36:08,842 Yeah, you were. 688 00:36:10,513 --> 00:36:12,413 But you were looking out for me, so 689 00:36:12,757 --> 00:36:13,929 a certain level 690 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,905 of bitchiness is allowed. 691 00:36:20,128 --> 00:36:21,350 Are we OK? 692 00:36:22,506 --> 00:36:23,960 We're going to have to be. 693 00:36:24,608 --> 00:36:25,953 With all this crazy shit, 694 00:36:25,978 --> 00:36:28,975 I can't see us making any more friends any time soon. 695 00:36:30,473 --> 00:36:32,507 Looks like I'm stuck with you, blondie. 696 00:36:44,466 --> 00:36:45,632 We'll be right here. 697 00:36:52,264 --> 00:36:53,866 (MONITOR BEEPS) 698 00:36:54,826 --> 00:36:56,929 Hey. How are you feeling? 699 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,904 I feel like I got trampled by a donkey. 700 00:37:00,272 --> 00:37:02,199 And then the donkey shot me. 701 00:37:03,715 --> 00:37:06,038 - I should have told you... - Shut up, you idiot. 702 00:37:06,663 --> 00:37:07,888 That doesn't matter now. 703 00:37:07,910 --> 00:37:10,368 You just worry about getting yourself better. 704 00:37:10,594 --> 00:37:12,031 What happened in there? 705 00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:13,792 I get upset like that. 706 00:37:14,187 --> 00:37:15,663 It just happens. 707 00:37:15,688 --> 00:37:16,944 I can't control it... 708 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,843 My dad always told me I was special. 709 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,921 I guess he couldn't bring himself to tell me I was 710 00:37:22,946 --> 00:37:24,757 "end of the world" dangerous. 711 00:37:25,399 --> 00:37:27,194 You hang around with me, you're going to get hurt. 712 00:37:27,219 --> 00:37:29,311 I guess that's a risk I'm going to have to take, 713 00:37:29,499 --> 00:37:31,103 cos I'm not going anywhere. 714 00:37:35,561 --> 00:37:37,046 What are you going to do? 715 00:37:38,895 --> 00:37:40,304 I have to go away, 716 00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:42,854 somewhere they can't find me. 717 00:37:57,944 --> 00:37:59,272 You just get better, yeah? 718 00:38:00,554 --> 00:38:03,426 And, when this is over, I'm coming back for you. 719 00:38:16,608 --> 00:38:18,390 Make sure it's fastened on tight. 720 00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:21,264 You do not want this bad boy going airborne. 721 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,650 What you did... 722 00:38:26,448 --> 00:38:28,544 offering to give your life for mine, 723 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:30,864 after everything that's happened, with... 724 00:38:31,616 --> 00:38:33,256 Tyler and... 725 00:38:34,832 --> 00:38:37,368 - I'm sorry. - I know how you feel about me. 726 00:38:38,104 --> 00:38:39,336 I get it. 727 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,720 I'm not saying I like it... 728 00:38:43,264 --> 00:38:44,368 Jake... 729 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,544 (HE CLEARS HIS THROAT) 730 00:38:49,472 --> 00:38:52,600 - How is he? - Yeah, he's going to be OK. 731 00:38:53,696 --> 00:38:55,640 It's three days to Halloween. What do you want to do? 732 00:38:56,064 --> 00:38:57,736 Er, I'm a hand grenade. 733 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,410 Some prick's about to pull the pin. 734 00:38:59,688 --> 00:39:02,048 I guess we'd better pack our bikinis. 735 00:39:02,528 --> 00:39:04,024 We're going to the seaside. 736 00:39:05,328 --> 00:39:06,752 Come around 737 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:10,184 I need to see your pretty face 738 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,000 In front of mine 739 00:39:12,048 --> 00:39:15,950 All about he never took to you 740 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,650 I've got a leg to stand on 741 00:39:19,970 --> 00:39:21,408 You know the truth 742 00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:24,890 You know I'm nothing without you, but I'm not without youuuuuu 743 00:39:24,928 --> 00:39:26,376 You know I'm nothing 744 00:39:26,536 --> 00:39:30,456 You know I'm nothing without you, whoa! 745 00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:40,152 Cats can swim and dogs they can look up 746 00:39:40,168 --> 00:39:42,840 It's really not astounding 747 00:39:42,888 --> 00:39:46,024 But I can't do the simplest things 748 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:50,208 Without you standing by my side 749 00:39:50,624 --> 00:39:52,050 You know the truth 750 00:39:52,408 --> 00:39:55,456 You know I'm nothing without you 751 00:39:55,539 --> 00:39:57,179 You know I'm nothing 752 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,448 You know I'm nothing without you. 753 00:40:05,264 --> 00:40:07,576 Hi. I'm Doctor Weaver. 754 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,936 How are you feeling? 755 00:40:09,728 --> 00:40:11,184 Sore. 756 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,416 You silly bastard. 757 00:40:14,032 --> 00:40:15,536 Taking a bullet for her. 758 00:40:16,264 --> 00:40:18,416 That is above and beyond my friend. 759 00:40:18,424 --> 00:40:19,624 Farren's an idiot. 760 00:40:19,672 --> 00:40:22,032 What's he thinking, waving a gun around near her? 761 00:40:22,048 --> 00:40:23,208 She could have been killed! 762 00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:26,250 Easy tiger. Simmer down. 763 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,080 You need to keep it together. 764 00:40:28,128 --> 00:40:31,170 Trust me. I've already spoken to Farren. 765 00:40:31,384 --> 00:40:32,912 I heard you made him eat shit. 766 00:40:32,952 --> 00:40:34,608 You said make it look convincing. 767 00:40:34,624 --> 00:40:36,496 And you're playing it to perfection. 768 00:40:36,512 --> 00:40:38,400 You and our special girl. 769 00:40:38,648 --> 00:40:40,608 I don't want to sound like an arsehole... 770 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:42,776 Have you...? 771 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:44,016 (HE SIGHS) 772 00:40:44,770 --> 00:40:46,480 You dog! 773 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,720 You just be careful you don't show yourself when you ejaculate. 774 00:40:49,768 --> 00:40:52,408 She sees you, and this whole thing falls apart. 775 00:40:52,472 --> 00:40:54,664 Just use your regular cum face. 776 00:40:55,184 --> 00:40:56,720 I saw what she can do. 777 00:40:56,768 --> 00:40:59,096 - It scares her. - Well, it should. 778 00:41:00,648 --> 00:41:03,530 This has worked out better than I could ever have hoped. 779 00:41:03,824 --> 00:41:05,576 It was like a trial run. 780 00:41:05,848 --> 00:41:08,040 She's the gateway to hell, 781 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,216 and you, my friend, 782 00:41:10,264 --> 00:41:12,336 you're the key that unlocks her. 783 00:41:13,816 --> 00:41:15,136 I brought you some grapes. 784 00:41:18,512 --> 00:41:21,752 Three days. Can you believe we're actually doing this? 785 00:41:21,784 --> 00:41:24,832 Between me and you, the thought of it... 786 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,968 gives me a hard-on. 787 00:41:52,512 --> 00:41:54,200 Showtime. 788 00:42:10,779 --> 00:42:12,498 I'm gonna get you 789 00:42:12,499 --> 00:42:15,059 I'm gonna get you, get you 790 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,490 Oh, oh, oh 791 00:42:17,864 --> 00:42:22,130 I wanna taste the way that you bleed 792 00:42:22,312 --> 00:42:25,480 Oh-oh-oh 793 00:42:26,672 --> 00:42:29,890 You're my kill of the 794 00:42:30,608 --> 00:42:32,160 Night. 795 00:42:32,192 --> 00:42:36,490 Synced and corrected by LittleDuck and vivelalto 796 00:42:36,540 --> 00:42:41,090 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56383

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