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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:05,239 It's "get out" time, babycakes. They're knocking us down. 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:09,240 - Who's the man in the picture? It's unnerving. - It's my father. 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,239 - HE SCREAMS - You need a boyfriend. 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,799 I think you need to have sex with a man. 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,119 He kissed me with his mouth! 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,879 - Oh, my...! - Sam's fucking Lulu. 7 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,799 - Oh! - She's not your girlfriend. 8 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:25,800 She is in love with you and it's exhausting. 9 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,679 KNOCK ON DOORS 10 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,279 Yeah? 11 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:37,280 - Kate's gone. - Where? - Fuck it! - What? - Are you in love with me? - What? 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,919 - Are you in love with me? - No! 13 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,599 - Have you loved me every day of your life since you were 14? - No. 14 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,959 - Do you think of me every time you have a fanny gallop? - No. 15 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:50,960 - Are you absolutely sure? - Yes. 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Well, this was misjudged. 17 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:13,520 - She thinks you're in love with me. - Well, that's... ridiculous. - I know. 18 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,919 She's not picking up. I've totally fucked this, dammit! 19 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,519 I didn't go down on her enough. 20 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,599 - Did she go to her sister's? - Why would she...? 21 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,599 - Everyone always goes to their sister's. - She doesn't have sisters. 22 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,519 - Has she got any friends? - I don't know. - Where does she like going? 23 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,119 - I don't know. - What's her middle name? - Kate, I don't know! 24 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,119 Where does she normally go when she storms of? 25 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,839 When she wants me to find her, to the Turkish bar, when she doesn't, to the Italian place. 26 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,439 - Do you think she wants you to find her? - I'd say... 27 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:44,440 - Yes, she does. - Good work, stay positive. Let's go Turkish. 28 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:50,560 - Thank you. - Sure. It's what I'm here for. 29 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,319 This feeling is incredible! 30 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,079 It's just... 31 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,959 so confusingly incredible. 32 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,960 We're both single, Fred! Isn't that exciting? 33 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,479 How do you feel? 34 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:15,480 Whoo! Woop-woop! 35 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:20,120 I want to drink myself straight. 36 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,519 She's not picking up. What is she doing? 37 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,159 - You don't think she's on the pull, do you? - Almost definitely. 38 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,799 - I'm trying her again. - Oh, my God, there she is. 39 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,800 Kate, stop kissing, you slut! 40 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,279 - You made me call that woman a slut. - You said it! 41 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:43,280 You basically made me call Kate a slut. Stop laughing at me! 42 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,159 In fact, go home. I'll find her on my own. 43 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,479 You just make everything worse. 44 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,519 You look like your dad when you're angry. 45 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,719 - Don't. - Really hot. 46 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,199 Never speak about my dad like that. 47 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,519 Your hot potato dad? 48 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,639 SHE SCREAMS 49 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,399 No, this is serious! 50 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,319 I'm very upset. 51 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,279 Come on. Let's go and find your little slut. 52 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:13,280 - What? - You said it. 53 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,079 I'm fine... I'm fine, I'm really happy. I'm fine. 54 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:21,080 - Oh, my God, you guys were never right for each other. - Really? 55 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,519 He's a very brooding, funny, 56 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,919 mysterious, sexy man. 57 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,519 Yes... 58 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:34,520 - Does he have a massive penis? - I'm not sure the relevance of... 59 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:39,519 - Does he? - I bet I can guess the exact size and shape 60 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,439 of his penis. 61 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:45,440 - Draw his hard willy on there. - Oh... - Go on. 62 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:50,680 SHE WHIMPERS 63 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,879 OK? Turn in three. 64 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,199 One... two... three. 65 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,599 - SHE GASPS - I've always been able to do it. 66 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,600 MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES 67 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:10,199 Close your eyes. Close your eyes. 68 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,559 What do you see? 69 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:16,560 - Black with some colourful shapes of light. - A dragon family. 70 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,239 You did the right thing, Fred. 71 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,199 MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES AND RINGS 72 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:27,200 MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES 73 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:34,200 'Fred, where are you?' 74 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,879 'Come on! Pick up! 75 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,519 'Please!' 76 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,799 Just call me now. 77 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,800 You're being a dick, Fred. 78 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,079 'Fred, it's me again. 79 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,519 'I'm sorry I called you a dick, 80 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,439 'but I didn't do anything wrong!' 81 00:04:56,440 --> 00:05:00,440 I'm sorry. 82 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:09,800 Melody, get your brother out! 83 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:16,160 You're not allowed to be angry with me. I'm not going to... 84 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:20,320 F your father out of your system. 85 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,679 Have you ever got counselling or therapy? 86 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,680 Fine. Is this pose OK? 87 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,799 It's perfect. You look fucking tiny. It's breaking my heart. 88 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,199 BANG ON DOOR 89 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:40,200 Mel, I'm in the mood for a penis party and you're invited. 90 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:44,159 - It's our time, mon petit froggy. - He is abhorrent. 91 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,599 Melody, this is your last chance. 92 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,599 Your fanny will never forgive you... 93 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,119 Fine, you are making a huge mistake, Frenchy. 94 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,479 Huge! 95 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,319 BANG 96 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,519 Excuse-moi. 97 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:06,520 - Are we finished? - No, stay. I'll be back in a minute. 98 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,519 - D'accord. - Are they pyjamas? 99 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,719 - Do it. Fucking do it now. - Really? 100 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,279 - How you want to do me? From behind? From above? - Yeah. 101 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:22,039 - Take your clothes off. Do you want me to suck your dick? - Er, yeah. 102 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,439 Get your dick out then. 103 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,079 - After you put it in my mouth do you want to put it in my arse? - Er... 104 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,999 Up my arse, yeah? Do you want me to shit on your face? 105 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,839 - You want that too? - I'm up for anything. - What else do you want? 106 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,279 - Get your dick out. - This isn't quite how... - Come on, Sam. 107 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,159 - Punch me in the face, fuck me up the arse. Do it! - Stop it! 108 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:41,160 - No, stop it! - HE WEEPS 109 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,399 It's OK. 110 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,400 Call your mother. 111 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,920 So, your boy didn't fuck Sam? 112 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:03,080 - No, but... - And your boy didn't fuck the lanky receptionist chick? 113 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,999 No, but it's more complicated than that, you see, 114 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,239 because he defended her honour in my face. 115 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,559 So, no-one 116 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:15,560 fucked anyone at all? 117 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:21,160 - Sam and Lulu did. Thank God for them. - Oh, God. Am I crazy? - Yes. 118 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,519 Don't answer that. 119 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,359 He knows this is where I come when I don't want him to find me. 120 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:30,360 Where is he?! 121 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,359 Isn't that place great? I always forget about that place! 122 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:39,079 They gave us melon for free. Let's go dancing! 123 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,080 - Yes! - Yes! - No! No fun. Kate. We must find Kate. 124 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,719 Argh, Kate don't want to be found. 125 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:49,079 - Italian place, come on. - Someone's probably balls deep in her by now. 126 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:52,599 She's screaming to the heavens on her 14th orgasm! 127 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,599 You will never find love. You're going to die a haggard old man. 128 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,039 An old man?! 129 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,479 No! You're hurting an old man! 130 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:07,480 You can pose with Colin. You will have a great chemistry. 131 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,719 Can I be naked? 132 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:15,720 What? 133 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:20,440 - Where is the old fart? - Colin? 134 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,519 Oh, my God! 135 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:27,399 SHE GASPS 136 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:31,400 I don't feel very... 137 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,000 - Have you ever thought that you might be into women? - Yeah, but I'm not. 138 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:41,720 - Oh, I don't know. Think about it. - I have. I'm just not a lesbian. 139 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:49,000 - I don't know! - OK, but I do. - I don't know... 140 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:53,640 Jessica, I'm not a lesbian... 141 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:57,760 - Is this it? - Yeah. They do the most sensational ciabattas. 142 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:08,680 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God! - Kate's a lesbian?! 143 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:13,200 - That just makes so much sense. - Does it? - Yes! 144 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Yes. Kate's a lesbian. A lesbian. 145 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,424 A lesbian. 146 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,919 Oh, my God, he jumped out the fucking window! 147 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,559 Brave motherfucker. 148 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,079 I mean, I knew he was down, but... 149 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,599 What have I done?! 150 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,119 Call an ambulance! 151 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,879 Colin! Naughty Colin! 152 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,199 Colin! 153 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,439 Oh, God, you guys! 154 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,639 - What's it like? - What? 155 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:53,199 To only want one person? 156 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,199 I mean, is it just lovely? 157 00:09:56,200 --> 00:10:00,119 To not want EVERYONE? All the time? 158 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,559 It's not just about wanting someone. 159 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,639 They might not want you back. 160 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,399 In what way? 161 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,279 You know what they say, if you love someone... 162 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:15,280 - Let them go. - Don't let them go. 163 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,999 There she goes. 164 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:32,000 PHONE VIBRATES 165 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:36,360 I am not running to him. 166 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,999 Hi, Fred, it's me. 167 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,559 Erm... I'm at St Mary's Hospital. 168 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:47,560 I'm just letting you know in case you needed to know where I was. 169 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,759 I'm at the hospital. 170 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,599 Hey, Poonch. 171 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:58,600 I had a call about a Colin Carter? 172 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,399 Please, wake up. 173 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:07,400 I won't try to fuck you. 174 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,799 Hello? 175 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,159 Who are you? 176 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,759 I'm Mr Carter's wife. 177 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,239 Are you his... 178 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,279 Nurse? 179 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,359 Oui. 180 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:23,079 I suppose it's good for morale. 181 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:26,079 Hi, hi, I'm looking for my friend. 182 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:29,679 He phoned me, he's called Sam and he's a bit obnoxious, 183 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,119 but, essentially, he's a nice person... 184 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,799 - Sam! Are you OK? - Yeah, mate. 185 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,079 What are you doing here? 186 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,639 Why did you tell me you were here? WHY are you here?! 187 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,559 I thought you were hurt? 188 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:43,519 What, and you came charging like a little, tiny prince? 189 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:47,520 Yes. 190 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:53,120 I mean, I know that everyone's mind drifts, but... to Jessica? 191 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,519 Wow. 192 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:01,520 Where does your mind drift? 193 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,559 - You know, I never thought you were that hot. - Thanks(!) 194 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,239 Or not hot. 195 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,799 You're just... 196 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,279 Your face. 197 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,599 Course you think I'm hot. 198 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,600 You got a boner every time we shared a bed. 199 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,159 - Guess the only thing left to do now is... - Fuck. - ..go home. 200 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,879 - Go home. - And fuck? 201 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,999 Why not? 202 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,119 Well, I'm drunk, your girlfriend's a lesbian, 203 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,719 and in 24 hours, we'll be homeless. 204 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,319 Come on, then. 205 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,599 Let's fuck. 206 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,159 Fine. 207 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,479 I'm serious. 208 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,639 So am I. 209 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,759 Come on, then. 210 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,079 Let's go. 211 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:53,080 OK. 212 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,479 Ask me why I did it. 213 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,479 I did it because I didn't want you to get hurt. 214 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:02,439 So I put myself out there as bait. Any good friend would do that. 215 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,759 Now hit me! Or something! 216 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,079 I don't want to hit you. 217 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,359 I kissed your boyfriend. 218 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,479 - You showed him for who he really is. - I kissed your boyfriend! 219 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,319 Stop shouting at me, please. 220 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,959 - Oh, just tell me I'm a dick and let's be done with it! - No, Sam! 221 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,599 I'm not going to end this by turning this into something 222 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,599 that you did, just because you're fucked up. 223 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,519 You're not fucked up, Sam - you're a drama queen! 224 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:27,520 Did you want to kiss Will? Did you want to break us up? 225 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,719 Did you want to hurt me? 226 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,919 Or do you want me to ask if you did it because you're jealous? 227 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,119 Because you're confused about how you feel about me? 228 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,999 Because you're gay? 229 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,839 Is that what you want me to ask? 230 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,399 Fuck off, I'm not a queen. 231 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,679 I'm not a drama queen. 232 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,479 I am neither queen. 233 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,959 What do you want from me? 234 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,960 You don't have anything I want, honey. 235 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:55,560 OK. Good night, then. 236 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,479 Help! 237 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,319 My friend is nearly dead! Someone, help me! 238 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,959 My best friend is dead! 239 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,679 OK, miss, I have two questions to ask you 240 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,439 - as part of the hospital thing. - Yes, of course. 241 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,519 How much do you love Colin, out of ten? 242 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,119 Ten is if you'd wear his skin if he died. 243 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,119 Erm... Six, I suppose. 244 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,319 Tres bien. 245 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,639 Second question, how much do you love your new, 246 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,759 less-sexy Colin, Brian, out of ten? 247 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,039 How do you know about Brian? 248 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,959 - You're awake! - Yes. 249 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,359 For quite a while now. 250 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,199 Darling, what happened? 251 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,599 You tried to kill yourself. 252 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,479 - I fell out of the dodgy window in your room. - Oh. 253 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,559 Her room. 254 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,039 - Are you two...? - No! - No. 255 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,399 Unfortunately. 256 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,559 Colin, I don't know what to say to you. 257 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,119 Do you want money or the house or...? 258 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,399 I mean, you can't have the house. Or any money. 259 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,359 But just tell me what you want and I'll sort it 260 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,919 unless it's those things. 261 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,920 I want to walk in our garden in my bare feet again. 262 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,000 We go spinning on Wednesday afternoons. You can do it then. 263 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,399 Spinning. 264 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,759 Gosh, you really are serious about this chap. 265 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,239 Does he garden? 266 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,759 - No. - Well, what the fuck does he do, then?! 267 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:10,039 Colin! You're embarrassing yourself. 268 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,359 Well, you're a bitch. 269 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,799 Who is she, Colin? 270 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,239 She's... 271 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:19,240 My... 272 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,280 She's my Melody. 273 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,319 Well... 274 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:30,320 My Brian's waiting in the car. 275 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,359 Should I be worried about you? 276 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,079 Yes, very. 277 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,719 - Goodbye, Cara. - Goodbye. 278 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,239 Nice to meet you, Melody. 279 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,759 Au revoir, Cara. 280 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:43,959 Now give me some peace. 281 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,960 I'm not wearing any undergarments. 282 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,519 Buenos noches! 283 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,719 - Buenos noches. - Yes. Have you seen Anthony? 284 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:02,720 - No. - If you see him, tell him I am here! 285 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,079 He had a hypoglycaemic attack. 286 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,599 - Diabetes? - That's right. 287 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,399 OK, can you leave the room? 288 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,399 I feel like you're stressing him out. 289 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,479 - Rubbing his face in his own fear. - He's unconscious. 290 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,599 (Yes, but he can still hear you! Everyone knows that.) 291 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,600 Oh, fuck off! 292 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,999 I bet you haven't eaten anything today. 293 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,719 And all the stress? 294 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,039 Oh, God, I've stressed you out 295 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,079 and now I'm going to kill you! I've killed you! 296 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,079 Shut up. 297 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,159 - I just want to sleep. - OK. 298 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,159 I'm sorry about kissing Will. 299 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,239 I'm an arsehole. 300 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:47,240 FRED SNORES 301 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:16,120 My tiny prince. 302 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,600 (Oh, my God.) 303 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,759 Ah, your woman, Katie, is here. 304 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,760 She's looking for you. 305 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,119 Good night, then. 306 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:46,120 Good night. 307 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,679 MUSIC: To The East by Electrane 308 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,319 You 309 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,320 Didn't know where to go 310 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,959 Walking around 311 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,119 In this flag-waving town... 312 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,719 What are you doing? 313 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,199 I'm over it. 314 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,559 Kidding around, I'm over it. 315 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,719 OK. 316 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,399 Do you love me? 317 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,279 - Look, don't... - Shut up! 318 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,519 - I don't... - Just shut up! 319 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,359 Do you fucking love me, Lulu? 320 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:27,360 Did you come all the way here to break me and Kate up? 321 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:31,520 Do you want to be with me? 322 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:37,120 Fuck! 323 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,200 This is going to be a disaster, isn't it? 324 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,559 ..It could be home, it could be home 325 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:47,560 For you and me 326 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:01,319 It could be home, it could be home 327 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,359 It could be home, it could be home 328 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,360 Come back, come back, come back... 329 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:27,239 Well, if you're tired 330 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,079 And feeling so lonely 331 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,279 You wake up at night 332 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,479 Thinking that only 333 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,480 If you had somebody 334 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,039 Well I'll be somebody... 335 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,479 KNOCKING 336 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,480 I don't have a door. 337 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,759 You weren't upstairs. 338 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,760 Neither were you. 339 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,519 Kate's not a lesbian. 340 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,839 - Right. - And she doesn't want to break up. 341 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,840 OK. 342 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,479 But... 343 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:19,480 What? 344 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,479 Just say it. 345 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:26,480 OK. 346 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,880 What should I do? 347 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,319 Should I get back with her, or... 348 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,399 Or...? 349 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,400 What should I do? 350 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,519 Get back with her. 351 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,839 - Really? - 100%. 352 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,719 - But... - 100%. 353 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,239 Yeah. 354 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,719 Yeah. I guess, thanks. 355 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,839 No worries. 356 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,999 - I'll just... - Mmm-hmm. 357 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,319 Gah... Can we just... Keep this between us? 358 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,319 Oh, don't want her thinking... 359 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,479 No. 360 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,719 OK, cool. 361 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,639 OK, cool, yeah. 362 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,719 Cool. 363 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,479 Cool. 364 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,239 Cool. 365 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,919 ..I'll be somebody 366 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,839 You can call on me 367 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,999 And I'll be somebody 368 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,000 I'll be somebody... 369 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,359 Hey, hey, sleepyhead. 370 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,959 Have you got any food? 371 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,999 I'll eat it out of your mouths if I have to. 372 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,679 Morning. Anthony's making some. 373 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,039 Can I have a sip of your coffee, mate? 374 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,319 Ugh, don't say mate. 375 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,399 OK. 376 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,959 Babe. 377 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,679 - Have we lost Colin? - Oh, he fell out of my window. 378 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,919 LOUD CRASH 379 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,919 ALL GROAN 380 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,799 Kate, you really need to sort that out. 381 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,279 - Fuck off. - Oh, let it fall. 382 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,999 This place is coming down in a week anyway. 383 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,439 - Where are we all going to go? - Fire station? 384 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,119 - Old people's home? - Paris! 385 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,719 I've always wanted to go to France. 386 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,599 Water with your paracetamol, anyone? 387 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,600 - Yes, please. - Oui, merci. - Oh, yeah. 388 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,919 LOUD CRASH 389 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,079 (Shit!) 390 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,879 - Are you OK? - Ca va? 391 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,039 - Yeah, yeah! - Yep! 392 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,999 Hey! 393 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,319 Just grabbing a couple of mugs. 394 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,959 And some sugar. 395 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,159 Perfect. 396 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,199 Oh, and... 397 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,200 I'm not fucking stupid. 398 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,119 You get under my skin 399 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,999 I don't find it irritating 400 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,039 You're always playing to win 401 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,519 But I won't need rehabilitating 402 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,520 Oh, no - I think I'm on another world with you 403 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,079 With you 404 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,839 Another planet 405 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,479 Who's holding you down? 406 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,160 Another planet. 407 00:23:22,210 --> 00:23:26,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28620

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