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Hello, I'm Patrick Stewart,
theatre genius.
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Late last year, I found
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unsuccessful New York
playwright Chester Winkle
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dead in his
extended-stay hotel room.
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Among his belongings were a hot plate,
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a stack of Baby Gap catalogs,
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and 12 American Dad episodes
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he had written for the stage
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in one cocaine-fueled night.
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They were literally
the finest collection of words
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ever put to paper.
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And now, we're proud to present
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the only one of
Mr. Winkle's plays
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I didn't eat out of sheer jealousy:
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Blood Crieth Unto Heaven.
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(applause)
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(clears throat loudly) Shh!
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Hurry, everyone!
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Stan'll be here any moment.
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Do you think he'll like my gift, Mother?
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If it's anything like you, sweet Steven,
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I'm sure he'll adore it.
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Lord, it's warm.
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Devil farted thick today.
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We got a face-full, didn't we?
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Edna, be a good girl,
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run downstairs and give the air
conditioner a kick, won't you?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Whoo!
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(quietly):
Edna.
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Yes, Miss Hayley?
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How... is...
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everything?
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Just fine, Miss Hayley.
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Everything...
and everyone...
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is just fine.
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Hayley...
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It's... been
a super long time.
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I miss you.
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I miss us...
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having a ton of sex.
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You... look tired.
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(sobs)
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(phone ringing)
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Smith residence, Francine speaking.
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You silly, stupid girl.
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Hello, Betty.
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Does this mean you won't be coming
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to your only son's birthday party?
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There's a reason Stan hasn't
celebrated his birthday
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since he was a child.
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Why couldn't you just
leave well enough alone?
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Enough!
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You and I have a very
strained relationship
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and we both know it!
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Oh, yes, we do!
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KLAUS:
He's here!
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The guest of honor is here!
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Francine, get my fender sponge.
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I hit another dog driving home...
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Surprise!
Ah!
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(laughing)
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Happy birth...
No!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Stan, everybody's here to
celebrate your birthday.
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Well, send them all home,
'cause as far as I'm concerned
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I don't have a birthday!
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No, everybody stay. Please.
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Dan, put on some music.
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This party could use a little dancing.
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(slow song begins)
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What has gotten into you?
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I said no birthdays!
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But why?
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Why? I'll tell you why.
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But understand,
the why I'm talking about
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isn't the place where
poor people learn to swim
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and gay drifters rule the showers.
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I remember everything
about it so clearly.
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I was eight...
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it was the last time
I had a birthday party.
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And you know what my biggest
memory of that party was?
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Not the cake.
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Not the presents.
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It was my dad, packin' up
and walkin' out on us.
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Daddy! No, don't go!
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Daddy!
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(gasping)
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Stan, I never knew.
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Yeah.
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But I'm glad he's gone.
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He was a thief.
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And now he's in jail, where he belongs.
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Daddy?
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Would you like to open
my gift now, Daddy?
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Not now, son!
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Damn this birthday!
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Damn it straight to hell!
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(car engine revs, tires squeal)
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This birthday's ruined!
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Not just yet, little Klaus.
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Not just yet.
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Dolores.
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Connect me to the favor department.
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I'm calling in a favor.
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Where did you go, Stan?
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Swept up by a wave of
your own darkness...
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Go easy, bro.
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Curse my cursed birthday!
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(siren wails)
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Oh.
Am I interrupting?
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Oh, no, Mr. Bullock,
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I'm just tinkerin' with
the air coldener.
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Well, I won't be a bother.
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Just down for a bottle of champagne.
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People upstairs,
they can't get enough of it.
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To throw in people's faces...
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Never cared much for the bubbly myself.
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Water's my drink.
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That's so refreshing.
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You should try it with a twist of lime.
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(laughing heartily) Edna!
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I'm not talking about water--
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water's disgusting.
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No, I'm talking about
your attitude re: water.
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Why can't more people be poor
and simple, like you?
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Oh, sir, I wish more people
were like you, to be honest.
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I'm sorry;
I've spoken out of turn.
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Oh, no, it was your turn.
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I'd just spoken.
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And now it's my turn again.
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And I'm going to use that turn...
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to do this!
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The party ended hours ago
and he's still not back.
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Well, if you hear
from Stan, let me know.
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Thank you,
Mrs. Fartface.
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That must be him!
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Officer O'Sullivan?
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Sorry to bother you
so late, Mrs. Smythe,
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but I believe I found
something of yours.
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Stan?
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He was eatin' crab and drivin'.
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(gasps)
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He'd be spending the night
in the cooler,
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if there was anything illegal
about what he was doin'.
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Thank you, Ronan.
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We'll take it from here.
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We?
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Who's we?
MAN: Me.
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You!
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That's right.
Your dad.
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You're...
Your daddy.
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No, I mean, you're...
Ready for a swim.
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No, I'm surprised you're...
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Out of jail?
Yes.
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Me too.
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I called the warden and got him
out for your birthday.
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It's time you two talk.
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(gasps)
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And now, we return to Act Two.
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Gesundheit!
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Just kidding.
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The theatre can be a lonely place.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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You're supposed to be in jail!
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I called in a favor to the warden.
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He's my brother, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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I figured if your dad's the one
who ruined your birthdays,
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maybe he's the one who can fix them.
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Well, I'm sorry you wasted your time.
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'Cause I ain't got squat
to say to this low-life.
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All the same to me.
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Warden only released me for eight hours
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and I just want to swim.
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Damn this heat.
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You can't swim your way
out of this one, Jack.
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Now, you're both gonna
sit here and talk this out.
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Why did you leave?
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Why did you stay?
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I was eight!
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I just ate!
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That's why I can't swim right now.
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Not for nine more minutes.
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You walked out on us.
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I remember it like it was yesterday.
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My eighth birthday party.
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I was having the time of my life.
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There was a cake, a clown,
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and all my friends were there.
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Oh, and my guest of honor!
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Police Commissioner Jared Stacy!
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I was in the Junior Detective's Club,
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he was my idol...
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and he came to my party!
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And there I am!
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Look at me!
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The birthday boy.
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Yes, it was the best day of my life...
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until it was not that.
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At all.
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(horn honks)
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Where to, Mac?
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As far away from my family as possible.
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Daddy!
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So that's how you remember it, huh?
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Yeah, 'cause that's how it happened.
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Good, 'cause that's exactly
what happened and nothing more.
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Enough swimming in memories.
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The only swimming I want
to do is in the pool!
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Tell me about
Chicago-style pizza, Avery.
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Or have you never had it?
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No, no, I have.
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Let's see.
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It's... deep...
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very deep.
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Is it dangerous?
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Were you scared?
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A little.
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Any man who says he's not is a liar.
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More champagne?
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I have to admit,
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you're unlike any maid I've ever known.
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And I've known nine.
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Each of them more
Jamaican than the last...
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until you.
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Avery, you make me so happy.
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It's funny.
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I feel like I could
stay down here forever.
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Oh, Avery!
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(baby fusses, cries)
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Who's there?
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What's that?
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I didn't hear nothin'.
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(baby cries)
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Listen! There.
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It sounds like a baby.
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Show yourself, baby!
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It's not mine, I'm just raising her.
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A baby...
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I'm sorry, Edna.
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I... can't bear
to be around them.
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They remind me...
of babies.
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You see, I was in a
relationship with this woman.
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She got pregnant and we lost the baby.
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Seeing this one, it's...
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it's just too painful!
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But Avery, we're perfect together!
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I'm sorry, Edna.
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No!
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If I had known I was
going to fall in love,
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I never would've agreed to
raise this baby for Hayley,
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whose baby it actually is!
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(gasps)
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Avery!
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(gasps) Damn this baby!
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Damn this heat.
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What the hell were you thinking
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bringing my son of a bitch
father back here?!
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Did you guys talk?
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Oh, we talked and we
talked and we talked!
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If talking were a potbellied pig,
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we could have entered
this one in the county fair!
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But life isn't... fair.
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And I won't county on
my father ever again.
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Stan, you're exhausted.
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Why don't you rest?
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Rest?!
Yes.
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(screams)
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Stan, you've cut yourself!
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00:11:43,232 --> 00:11:44,933
Well, it's my birthday.
273
00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:47,168
I should be allowed to feel something.
274
00:11:47,203 --> 00:11:48,736
(Jack laughing in distance)
275
00:11:48,771 --> 00:11:50,371
Listen to him out there.
276
00:11:50,406 --> 00:11:52,490
Having more fun than me on my birthday.
277
00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:55,176
There's nothing stopping
you from having fun, too.
278
00:11:55,211 --> 00:11:56,578
Oh, well, what a relief!
279
00:11:56,629 --> 00:11:58,913
Why don't I go out there
and do just that!
280
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:02,917
Yuck-yuck-yuck!
281
00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:04,435
What a fun party!
Yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck!
282
00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:05,954
Oh, is this for me?
283
00:12:05,988 --> 00:12:08,807
Nom-nom-nom, yuck-yuck-yuck!
Isn't this fun?!
284
00:12:08,841 --> 00:12:09,808
Stan...
285
00:12:09,842 --> 00:12:11,876
Oh, a balloon!
How fun!
286
00:12:11,911 --> 00:12:13,545
A doodle-doodle-doodle-doo!
A doodle-doodle-doodle-dee!
287
00:12:13,579 --> 00:12:15,013
I have no interest in
288
00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:17,649
watching you make a fool of yourself.
289
00:12:17,683 --> 00:12:20,685
And there he goes, everyone,
right on cue!
290
00:12:20,719 --> 00:12:22,804
Leaving in the middle another party!
291
00:12:22,838 --> 00:12:24,873
Papa, now that you're making merry,
292
00:12:24,907 --> 00:12:27,041
perhaps you'd like to open my gift?
293
00:12:27,076 --> 00:12:28,076
Not now, Steve!
294
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,410
My cup overfloweth!
295
00:12:29,445 --> 00:12:31,312
I have cake-face
and balloon!
296
00:12:31,347 --> 00:12:34,566
Hear that, Daddy?!
Cake-face and balloon!
297
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,733
(gasps)
298
00:12:35,768 --> 00:12:37,402
What... wh-wh-wh-what
is it, Father?
299
00:12:37,436 --> 00:12:38,403
That sound.
300
00:12:38,437 --> 00:12:40,038
The balloon.
301
00:12:40,072 --> 00:12:43,068
There was a pop just like it
the day my dad left.
302
00:12:43,177 --> 00:12:45,878
I remember... more.
303
00:12:45,913 --> 00:12:47,313
More what, Stan?
304
00:12:47,348 --> 00:12:50,283
More... information.
305
00:12:52,519 --> 00:12:54,837
It was during the party,before my dad left.
306
00:12:54,872 --> 00:12:58,007
I remember the balloon animalthe clown made for me.
307
00:12:58,042 --> 00:12:59,108
It popped.
308
00:12:59,143 --> 00:13:00,209
I started crying.
309
00:13:00,244 --> 00:13:03,279
Went searching for my mommy.
310
00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:04,664
Mommy, my balloon!
311
00:13:04,698 --> 00:13:06,382
(horn honking)
312
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:08,885
I-I remember another sound.
313
00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:10,787
A horn... or a honking.
314
00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:12,922
It was coming from...
315
00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:15,892
my parent's bedroom.
316
00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:20,063
Mommy!
Mommy!
317
00:13:22,716 --> 00:13:24,517
My dad didn't walk out on us...
318
00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:27,053
my mother drove him away.
319
00:13:27,087 --> 00:13:29,489
My mother is a clown whore!
320
00:13:29,523 --> 00:13:31,708
Is that any way to greet me, Stan?
321
00:13:31,742 --> 00:13:34,844
Mommy?!
How could you?
322
00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:38,014
The information, it's too much!
323
00:13:38,048 --> 00:13:39,082
It's...
324
00:13:39,116 --> 00:13:42,952
T.M.I. (gasps)
325
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,400
Hurry up, it's starting!
326
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,352
I don't know what we're in for.
327
00:13:56,386 --> 00:14:00,022
I'm a little confused whether
this is a comedy or a tragedy.
328
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,925
A catastrophe in the end would
certainly clear things up.
329
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,477
Let's watch!
330
00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:13,635
(Stan moaning)
331
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,775
I told you throwing Stan a
birthday party was a bad idea.
332
00:14:19,809 --> 00:14:21,310
How was I to know
333
00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:23,379
Stan caught you
cheating on his father...
334
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:25,297
with a clown?!
335
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,382
STAN:
You!
336
00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,817
All these years, I blamed my father
337
00:14:28,852 --> 00:14:30,185
for destroying our family.
338
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,087
And you allowed me to believe this lie
339
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,222
when it was you.
340
00:14:33,256 --> 00:14:34,623
You're the reason he left!
341
00:14:34,657 --> 00:14:36,792
Stan, you don't understand.
342
00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:38,560
I understand
you can't keep your legs shut
343
00:14:38,595 --> 00:14:40,863
if there's a curly wig
and big shoes in the room.
344
00:14:40,897 --> 00:14:43,131
Is it gift time, Daddy?
345
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,183
(grunts angrily)
346
00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:45,801
(gasps)
347
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,089
Trying to forget something?
348
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,223
(gasps)
349
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,475
Why did you tell me
you'd had a miscarriage?
350
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:55,177
I was scared!
351
00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:56,678
I wasn't ready for a baby.
352
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:59,248
And you, you were so enthusiastic!
353
00:14:59,282 --> 00:15:02,301
I just wanted it all to go away!
354
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,036
But I loved you.
355
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,370
If you'd given it a chance,
356
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,940
there was nothing our
love couldn't overcome!
357
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,591
I know that now!
358
00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:11,460
Really? Already?
359
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,461
Yes!
360
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,662
Then let's be together!
361
00:15:13,696 --> 00:15:15,564
Oh, Avery!
362
00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:17,332
Let's go get our child
363
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,668
and begin our life together anew!
364
00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:30,012
We can be together now, Avery.
365
00:15:30,046 --> 00:15:31,180
I solved the problem.
366
00:15:31,214 --> 00:15:33,215
What is she talking about?
367
00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:36,819
It's quiet now.
Just like you wanted.
368
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,621
Edna, what have you done?
369
00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:41,590
What on Lucifer's black beach
have you done?!
370
00:15:41,624 --> 00:15:43,559
Where's my baby?!
371
00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:45,627
Your... baby?
372
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:48,864
No!
No!
373
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,766
I didn't know!
374
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,252
Avery, I did it so we could be together!
375
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,255
(all sobbing hysterically)
376
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,723
There's no distinction!
377
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,476
No demarcation!
378
00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:04,963
Hell and earth slumber in
the same bed tonight!
379
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,398
(sobbing continues)
380
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:14,089
Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool.
381
00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:18,060
Perhaps I'll do a froggy kick,
to swim from me to you.
382
00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:19,128
Daddy!
383
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:24,349
Stan! I was just reciting
"The Swimming Pool" by Homer.
384
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,084
Daddy, I know the truth!
385
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,152
It wasn't your fault.
386
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,855
You left because mom pushed you away!
387
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,141
She's a no-good clown whore!
388
00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:34,126
You watch your punk mouth!
389
00:16:34,177 --> 00:16:35,377
Your mother is a rose!
390
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,147
And you're just a weed
that grows in her shade!
391
00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:40,315
But she cheated on you.
392
00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:42,384
She deserves the wretched mud I sling!
393
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,519
I didn't want
394
00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:45,287
to take you down this gravelly road.
395
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:46,688
Not on these tires.
396
00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:49,558
But I can't let you think
your only mother's a whore.
397
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,894
It's time for you to hear...
398
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,094
the truth.
399
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,247
Jack, please don't go down that road.
400
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,448
Not on those tires.
401
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,283
Sorry, Bets.
The hand of fate is
402
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,085
about to extend three of its fingers
403
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:03,322
and give Stan one hell of a shocker.
404
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,791
Pop!
There you are.
405
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,659
You remember this part, I know.
406
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,394
Your balloon dog had just popped
407
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,263
and you were looking for your mommy
408
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,965
like a bitch...
409
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:17,169
(horn honking)
Mommy! Mommy, my balloon!
410
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:21,173
JACK: You want the truth, Stan?
It's just beyond that door.
411
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,008
Push...
412
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,510
Push the door open.
413
00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:28,063
That's right.
414
00:17:28,097 --> 00:17:30,232
Your mother was receiving a clown pound.
415
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,701
But what you don't know is
that the clown...
416
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:33,969
was me!
417
00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:36,455
(both scream)
418
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,274
Oh, so everything's okay.
419
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,676
Mom never cheated on you.
420
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,778
You were just having sex
with your wife...
421
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,596
in a clown outfit.
422
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,298
Why were you dressed as a clown?
423
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,835
Oh, you had to have a clown
at your birthday.
424
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:53,538
Otherwise, your party
wasn't going to be "perfect."
425
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:56,491
But your father and I didn't
have any money for a real clown.
426
00:17:56,526 --> 00:17:58,360
Clowns were scarce in those days.
427
00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,762
The good ones could name
their own price.
428
00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:02,231
Not like now.
429
00:18:02,265 --> 00:18:05,033
Oh, but you needed a clown.
430
00:18:05,068 --> 00:18:08,170
And you threw a tantrum
fit for a real queen.
431
00:18:08,204 --> 00:18:12,341
So I pulled out the clown suit
that I used
432
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,376
for robbing fruit trucks around town.
433
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:17,312
That's why we always
had the freshest fruit.
434
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,615
Right. Now a lot
of people were horny
435
00:18:19,649 --> 00:18:21,049
to catch that clown.
436
00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:26,021
None more so than your friend
the police commissioner.
437
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,239
I always managed
438
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,725
to stay one oversized
step ahead of him...
439
00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:32,177
until your birthday.
440
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,365
Thanks to you,
441
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,751
there I was, performing in that outfit.
442
00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:42,971
And there he was, your invited guest.
443
00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:46,758
He put the whole thing together
like two docking hogs in
444
00:18:46,809 --> 00:18:50,028
the bathroom of a
San Francisco supermarket.
445
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,396
What are you saying?
446
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,633
He's saying that he gave you
the party you wanted...
447
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,269
even though he knew it meant
giving up his freedom.
448
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,038
The Commissioner called
for backup, and I fled.
449
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:03,075
I fled like a guy sprinting
from a supermarket bathroom
450
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,477
after trying something that felt
great at the time,
451
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:08,397
but that he was ultimately ashamed of.
452
00:19:08,431 --> 00:19:11,967
Of course, before I left,
I had to show your mother
453
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:14,403
just how much I loved her one last time.
454
00:19:14,437 --> 00:19:16,071
Oh, Jack.
455
00:19:16,105 --> 00:19:20,375
That means...
it was my fault you left.
456
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,576
Bingo.
457
00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:24,780
I... destroyed
our family!
458
00:19:24,814 --> 00:19:26,581
You sure did, kiddo.
459
00:19:26,616 --> 00:19:28,517
Time to go back to the slammer, Jack.
460
00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:30,619
Aw...!
461
00:19:30,653 --> 00:19:33,822
I wish things could've been
different, Bets.
462
00:19:33,856 --> 00:19:36,224
I never stopped loving you, Jack.
463
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,093
(sobbing)
464
00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:40,145
No, no...
465
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,613
Not again!
466
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,715
Everything's been my fault.
467
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,118
All these years we'll never get back.
468
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,819
Here's your present, Papa!
469
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,954
Steve!
470
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,589
Let me guess:
you don't have time.
471
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,424
Well, how 'bout I open it for you?
472
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,759
(grunts)
473
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:57,596
Here, it's an authentic
19th-century Army revolver.
474
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,865
Not that you care!
475
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,233
Thank you, son.
476
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,302
This is just what I need.
477
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,504
Really?
478
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,573
Th-that's all
I've ever wanted.
479
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,526
Oh, Daddy, I'm so happy.
480
00:20:11,561 --> 00:20:12,828
(screams)
481
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,012
Stan!
482
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,281
I hope the party was worth it.
483
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:21,019
Steve, what have you done
to this family?!
484
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,088
(all sobbing)
485
00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:28,810
It appears the guilt that consumed Stan
486
00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:33,215
will now be passed on to Steve.
487
00:20:33,249 --> 00:20:36,918
In a sense...
his only inheritance.
488
00:20:49,899 --> 00:20:52,250
(grunts)
489
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,587
You thought I was asleep, didn't you?
490
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,906
Acting.
491
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,040
Good night!
492
00:21:02,017 --> 00:21:04,035
(cheering, applause)
493
00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,575
(applause and cheering continues)
494
00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:30,706
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www.addic7ed.com.
495
00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:33,681
Bye! Have a beautiful time.
496
00:21:33,731 --> 00:21:38,281
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