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Shibuya... Shibuya...

Why did you choose this line of work?

Why? It just worked out this way... you know...

For example, did a friend introduce you to it?

No, I saw an ad, so I went to the club for the interview.

And they made you a dominatrix right away?

Yeah. I thought it might be kind of fun.

“Kind of fun?“

Yeah, of course... it's fun.

How's that? How's that?

Come on, say it louder!

There you go. There!

Say it louder. Ouch!

Come on, say it!

Come on, say it! Mistress!

Did that hurt?

Yes.

Say it like you mean it!

"Ai no Shinsekai" New Love in Tokyo

What do you want next? Speak...

Pee...

What? I can't hear you.

I want to receive...

...my Mistress's holy water.

How dare you think you deserve such a gift, when you've done nothing to serve me!

You shall clean your Mistress's royal feet.

Yes.

Don't touch the feet.

Forgive me.

Stick out your tongue and lick them clean.

Yes.

Hey... more tongue!

It's delicious! Delicious!

That's enough on that foot. Do the other.

Hold it reverently.

Yes.

You always get too overeager. Yes.

Is it tasty?

Is it tasty? Oh yes!

Who said you could touch? Clean that up, and fast.

Good. Is it clean? You see?

Even you can do something right if you try.

Very well. Lie down over there.

Hurry up.

Lie still.

You better not lose a drop.

Yes.

If you spill any, I won't let you come today.

Here goes... here goes...

It's coming soon.

Don't you dare speak to me like that, slave!

Get on all fours! Bark like a dog!

That's it. Real good. Yes.

There.

Does that hurt? Suffer! Suffer more!

Good... Right...

What are you, a moron? Is “it hurts, it hurts” all that you can say?

Perfect.

There... that's a good boy. What a cute boy!

Okay, good, really good.

That's it. That's the ticket.

What's this... you're not bleeding?

Fantastic, you're a star.

Good. Yes. Really good.

Stop sobbing like a girl.

Smile! I ordered you to smile, dammit!

That's great. That's a great expression.

Really good.

You just took in 500cc; how about a couple more bottles?

Very nice.

I see. So you want a thicker needle.

Now let's be a doggie.

Look at yourself in the mirror;

See how you look... aren't you ashamed?

I can see everything.

Great!

Oh yes, really nice. The lights are complementing you.

Cry, I said. Don't you understand what I'm saying?

Why? Why can't you cry in front of me?

How could I cry in front of a woman?

I've seen you crying, in front of the mirror in the middle of the night.

So you were watching.

If you have a weakness, just show it to me.

What are you talking about?

You're a man who wears weakness well.

How can you spout such nonsense with a straight face?

We've been living together for five years now.

It makes me mad that you won't even let me see you cry.

Am I not worthy of seeing your crying face?

Can you...

Can you... What?

Can you cry for me? What?

Can you cry for me?

I... I can cry.

Then can you cry for yourself? I... I can cry.

Then can you cry for yourself? What?

Let your tears flow for the sorry woman...

...who's spent five years of her life on a worthless man like me.

Well...

If you can, then I will, too.

Do you know the theme song “Hyokkori-hyotan-jima?“

“I don't want to cry, let's laugh, let's go!“

Where's that?

Miura! What are you doing?

Want someone else to take your pan?

But she can't just throw in “Hyokkori-hyotan-jima“ all of a sudden and expect me to...

It's just a minor adlib, just go with it.

Rei, I like what you're doing. But try looking away from him faster.

Yes.

Okay, let's take it from where we left off.

Go.

Well... Well...

If you can, then I will, too.

I can't.

I can't cry.

What happened to “Hyokkori-hyotan-jima?“

Jackass! Haven't you ever heard of a planned improvisation?

Huh? What is this, an acting class?

Come inside today.

Over here.

You're late. So how many times did you do it?

Once. Then I went and took a bath.

You did, huh?

It was okay to come inside today.

What?

It was a “red alert” day, so it was safe.

It's my turn next... but I don't know if I want to do it during a red alert.

You want to switch places with me then?

I'm always available if you need a pinch-hitter.

Another Apple Sour please. Is that okay?

Yeah. Rei made her bank deposit today.

Rei-chan's great!

Gratitude!

Is Rei working tonight?

Probably.

Sakura, why don't you work, too?

What's this?

It's your birthday the day after tomorrow.

Oh yeah. I forgot.

You didn't forget.

Okay to open it?

Yeah.

I have four birthdays a year, so I'm always forgetting them.

WOW!

Thanks.

You've got time tonight, right?

Yeah.

I've reserved a room.

Oh. But I've got my monthly visitor today.

You're lying. You said you had your period just the other day.

Really? But it's true. Want to see my tampon?

If you want this, then say woof.

Woof. Woof.

Yes, we'll have you fill out your membership application when you get here.

Yes. The membership fee is 10.000 yen.

It's 35.000 for the 70 minute S-course, or 25.000 for the 70 minute M-course.

We have other variations as well:

Double-Queen, Double-M-Mistress, Queen + M-Mistress, and so on.

What? Yes.

Oh man.

The fee for that is 55.000 yen for 80 minutes.

Yes. We look forward to your patronage.

I'm back.

Welcome back.

Here.

Good job.

I'm so mad.

I'm so mad. What's up?

I just flushed 20.000 yen worth of gold down the toilet.

So you did. How many days did you hold it in?

Two.

Just eat a lot and stock up.

Yeah. I'm so pissed.

Rei, sorry for the fast turn around but...

Can you go to Hotel Boheme, Room 503, right away?

Yes. We're sure getting lots of calls today.

Miki, Mr. Kato's waiting for you.

Oh, no. I hope it's not another enema.

I'm totally pooped out. What a drag.

You always say that M's easier.

I guess so, but...

Miki, it's great that you can go both ways.

You're implying that I have no talent as a dominatrix.

Well, you do whine a bit much...

Maybe I'll just change to M-only from now on.

Then next time, I'll torture you.

Okay, let's make your booty nice n' clean!

Does that feel good?

This way?

Yeah.

We keep running into each other. Keeping busy?

That's good.

Are you a dominatrix? That's good.

Bingo! You're in #301, aren't you?

Bingo!

Well, I'm here. See you.

Right... Later...

Maybe next time we could go have a drink?

Sure, give me a call. Here, take this.

Here's mine.

There.

Okay.

Yes?

I'm here from Dream Girls.

Will I do?

Yeah.

I have to call the club.

I have to call the club. Yeah.

Hello, this is Ayumi. I'm starting now.

Okay, good luck.

Umm... hate to be rude but...

Oh, yeah.

¥25,000, right?

Yes.

No discount?

No discount? Can't...

Shall we take a shower together?

No, I just took one.

Then is it alright if I take a shower?

Yeah, this way.

It's open, please come in.

I have been waiting for you.

Good.

I'm going to get changed. Wait some more.

Yes.

May I lie down next to you?

Yeah.

How old are you? You're not underage, are you?

Huh?

Be honest. It's for your own good.

Actually, maybe I'm under age.

That's what I thought.

You have to respect yourself more.

What if your parents find out? You'll make them cry!

I'm sorry. I think I have to leave now.

No, no. You'll change your ways after today, right?

No.

No. You can do this just one last time, okay? I'm sure you've had a complicated life.

You're a good girl.

I'll give you a generous tip, too, okay?

Nothing above the neck.

So it's okay if it's below, huh?

Middle-aged johns like to get preachy. They're all like that.

They're by far the most lecherous.

What's that you're wearing?

I want you to dominate me...

...as a woman!

Please...

You're quite the little pervert, aren't you?

Can you do me, too?

What? This is my first time, and besides...

...that's not included in the course.

Is that so? The last girl did it for me.

But this is your first time, huh?

I'll tip you even more.

Come on shitty mutt, git! Come on, come on!

What's the matter with you, can't you move any faster?

Come on, come on. Hey, where are you going, you idiot.

It's this way. Move, this way.

Hey bitch, do you need to pee?

Idiot, a bitch doesn't pee like that.

Yes.

Yes. What do you mean, “yes?”

Look at yourself. What a shameful sight.

Just look at this. Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Huh?

I'm sorry.

But you like it, don't you? Eh?

Yes.

Yes. Not “yes.”

I'm sorry.

And what is this?

Just look at this. Look at this for yourself. Come on.

I'm ashamed.

286 It is shameful, isn't it?

It is shameful, isn't it?

Yes. It is shameful, isn't it?

I guess you'll want to come now. I'll watch; you do it yourself.

Come on, you're a woman, aren't you? Let's hear you moan like one!

Moan like you mean it!

Come on, faster!

Come on.

I think that this is a special skill for middle-aged women.

I won't do this to a man unless he pays.

Come to think of it, this is what they're really paying for.

I wouldn't do it even for Ken-chan.

But maybe I will after we get married.

Ken-chan... Ken-chan...

Well, back to work...

You're going to study?

No, that.

It's a thing.

So it's a thing.

Ronin: One who is studying to pass the tough college entrance exams. Ken-chan has been a pre-med "ronin" for three years. But he will become a doctor.

His father runs a large hospital in the countryside.

Ken-chan's hobbies are sex and these crossword puzzles.

It takes him about a month to finish one.

I get the answers before he does most of the time.

But I don't tell him because I don't want to injure his pride.

Seems Ken-chan's not so hot in the literary department.

I'm going to marry Ken-chan.

Shibuya Station

Why don't we just go home?

Why don't we just go home? Are you still saying that?

Are you still saying that?

But I'm sleepy. Are you still saying that?

But I'm sleepy.

But I'm sleepy. The morning has just begun.

That's right! Here Miki, drink up.

That's right! Here Miki, drink up. Okay, I will.

See you later.

Take care.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Track 1, train to Shinjuku, Ikebukuro now arriving...

Please stand behind the yellow line.

Goodnight.

You're still here? Aren't you going to exam prep class?

I'm ditching.

I'm ditching. Oh. I see.

Hey! What?

Look at this. Look, look, look!

What?

Ta-da...!

10 million yen... wow!

It says that the deposit was made by my Dad. I was so surprised, so I called Mom...

...and she said that they made the deposit to help with our wedding!

I've been telling my parents about you, Ken-chan.

I told them that were firmly engaged.

They don't waste any time, do they?

But since this is for our wedding anyway, maybe we should just blow the whole wad now.

Cool.

I made that deposit, in my father's name, from another savings account.

Ken-chan's parents will be glad that his bride is from a financially stable family.

Ken-chan's going to be a doctor, and I'm going to marry him.

What are you doing?

The time is 11:40 p.m.

I guess you're still hanging out at the theatre. Must be a lot of work. Good night.

That's right, it's a lot of work.

Making costumes, looking for props, taking out ads, selling tickets...

It's me. It's 12:14 p.m., I'm going to lunch.

Are you gone already? Are you still sleeping? If you're up, get the phone.

Hello... hello...?

I'm still sleeping.

Hello? Are you gone?

You didn't forget our date, did you? If you stand me up, I'm going to cheat on you.

Nah, just kidding, just kidding.

Why don't you?

Where are you calling from?

Yes. In that case, you can see the Royal Building from there.

You turn right at the corner of the Royal Building.

Then Hotel Santos is about 20 meters away, on the left.

Once you've checked in to the room, will you please give us a call?

Yes. If you're not pleased with the girl, it's okay to change.

Yes. Thank you for your patronage.

You're quite impressive at that, and it's only your first day.

I'm good at remembering lines.

Good morning.

This is Sakura-chan, she's our new phone operator.

Nice meeting you.

Nice meeting you.

Jerk!

What?

Keep your hands off my clients! You think I'm gonna to let you get away with that?

Get lost! I can't help it if a client hits on me!

So that's how you want it, huh?

Bitch!

You're overreacting!

Shut up! You're overreacting!

Shut up!

It's all your fault! You're gonna get it!

Shut up! You're gonna get it!

Shut up! You shut up!

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are? Shut up!

So you think you can take me, huh?

So you think you can take me, huh? Please stop!

Hey, don't hurt yourselves...

Shut it!

Shut it! That's enough!

Um... we have a call.

Hi... you've reached Cat Call.

Oh yes. No problem.

Room 403 at the Etoire.

For Mr. Sato...

Yes. She'll be there in about five minutes.

Yes. Thank you very much.

Miss Sera, he's asked for you by name. He's at the Etoire, room 403.

He's calling himself Mr. Sato.

Yes.

Good luck.

You lucked out.

No, you did.

You'll be a loser for the rest of your life. I'm off.

See you later.

Get lost...

Yes, you've reached Club Dream Girls.

Oh, are you the same Mr. Sato? Are you calling from the room?

Yes.

It's room 205? She'll be there in about five minutes.

Yes, thank you very much.

Miss Nagisa, were you the next in line?

Yeah. Mr. Sato, room 205?

I'm off.

I'm off. Good luck.

Good luck.

We sure get a lot of Mr. Sato's.

Sato, Suzuki, Takahashi, Tanaka... They all use the most common names.

Please.

I'll call when I'm done, and you can bring the car around.

Yes, understood.

Keep you chin up, you're spilling wax.

Yes.

That's some dirty graffiti you've got on you.

How dare you look at me like that?!

The candle's gone out...

Forgive me, Mistress! Forgive me!

I've got a nice present for you.

Here we go. It's really going to hurt...

You've got a hard nipple.

We're doing this one, too. Here goes...

There, it's in...

What's the matter? It doesn't hurt any more, does it?

It looks good on you.

There we go...

Well, how cute. Now that really enhances your cheap graffiti.

How's that...? Do you like it?

Yes. Thank you very much.

How's that? It's hot, isn't it?

How do you like it? Say something.

Please let me suffer more!

I see, so you want more torture.

There you go.

Come on, shake your hips more. Get a move on! Move!

Mistress!

This is for the extended service.

Your change is ¥5,000.

No. Please take it all, all of it.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Come back again.

Thank you very much.

There's something bothering me.

What?

You're not wearing the earrings I gave you.

Sorry, I forgot.

Sorry, I forgot. You forgot?

You know how I feel about you, don't you?

How you feel about me? Haven't we had this conversation?

Do you have to interrogate me every time?

That's not my intention. But I always want to know how my girlfriend feels about me.

It's only natural, isn't it?

Well, I guess so.

This guy's tongue calls me his girlfriend.

Something's definitely wrong with this picture.

We've been going out for a little over three months. Maybe it's the longest yet.

I'm going to find three or four more by Christmas.

The more friends, the better.

Hey! What's the matter?

Hey! What's the matter? Taxi.

So he's an “unhatched doctor“, huh?

So when's the wedding?

Me, I don't care when it is. Even tomorrow would be fine.

Huh...?! That one's still moving!

It's a lot of work being an “S.”

You have to improvise the drama.

It's a great learning tool for acting.

I know. We have it easy.

I know. We have it easy. No more bets.

But you have to lie a lot, don't you?

Yeah. Nothing but lies.

So this is your first time here?

Yeah. We came just for the heck of it.

Are you single? Students?

My, such obvious flattery.

You think? But you're out so late.

I'm a call girl.

I'm a dominatrix.

We actually should be working now.

We're not in the mood for it, so stop it with your lines.

Yes. You both have such nice jobs.

Thanks. Thanks.

“Sindbad on the beach..."

We're all dancing for you, so sing better than that. Now go!

“...cruising here and there, what a philanderer."

Go, go!

“Holding a surfboard, flirting from beauty to beauty. " Go, go!

“Holding a surfboard, flirting from beauty to beauty. "

Let's do it!

“He goes around saying, 'you look fine in a bikini. '" Let's do it!

“He goes around saying, 'you look fine in a bikini. '"

“He goes around saying, 'you look fine in a bikini. '" Cool!

Cool!

“But he better not get too fresh with me!" Cool!

What's this? Dunno.

It's from the gentlemen over there.

I bet they're going to ask us to go for a ride.

Pass them, will you?

Hey, Rei! Step on it!

After this, let's go to Noboru's place and have some drinks.

Yeah, we won't have to worry about driving.

Where it it?

In Ito.

Huh... Ito? In Ito.

At this hour, we can get there in no time.

Yeah, no time.

Watching the sea at dawn, sipping a glass of wine... sounds nice.

Right?

Right? I have some Columbian weed, too.

Now that's really tempting.

Okay then, let's go.

Okay then, let's go. I'm not going.

I don't have sex without love.

Same here.

You're leaving?

You're leaving? They're leaving.

Woopsie-daisy.

Woopsie-daisy. They're leaving.

Hey...

Hey... They're leaving or something.

Right... let's go back to Shibuya.

“Distant blue starlight falls on the beach...

“...and tonight, tonight, there are sprays from crashing waves. ”

“Those pretty shining stars are chandeliers of the night sky. ”

'"77! dawn, 'til dawn, let's dance together 'til dawn. ”

“Yes, I love you baby, yes, I do. ”

“I 'll be looking all night long, long, long. . . long. . . long. ”

“Distant blue starlight falls on the beach. ”

“Tomorrow, tomorrow... will eventually arrive. ”

“Distant blue starlight falls on the beach...

“...and tonight, tonight, there are sprays from crashing waves. ”

“Those pretty shining stars are chandeliers of the night sky. ”

'"77! dawn, 'til dawn, let's dance together 'til dawn. ”'

“Yes, I love you baby, yes, I do. ”

“I 'll be looking all night long, long, long. . . long. . . long. ”

“Distant blue starlight falls on the beach. ”

“Tomorrow, tomorrow... will eventually arrive. ”

“Tomorrow, tomorrow... will eventually arrive. ”

“Tomorrow, tomorrow... will eventually arrive. ”

I'm so thirsty!

Managers of bare/ooffeeshops are called “Master” Barkeep, beer!

Two trophy-beers coming up.

Two trophy-beers coming up. Yes.

Let's go to the beach at dawn next time. For real.

Yeah, let's go.

Good night. Good night.

“This is Sakuma. I'm not here.“

It's me. When you suddenly left me, I got mad and didn't want to call you, but...

...I've calmed down since then, so I decided to give you a call.

Here you go. It's safe here, come and eat.

These rice grains are top quality.

I did it!

I'm really trying to understand... Did I do something to offend you?

Was it something that I said? If so, I'll apologize.

Please tell me.

Honestly, you're such a moron...

Dear Mom.

The weather's been so hot lately. Are you doing well?

Have the sunflowers blossomed in the foothills?

I recently got a new pan-time job.

Do you know what a “therapist” is?

It's a person who listens to people's problems, whose job it is to free their minds.

I'm an assistant.

It's a great learning experience for me, and it's helping my acting.

As you all know...

Sera-chan's going to get married, and is going to retire.

Unfortunately, we can't invite...

...her fiance to join us here.

But to celebrate her retirement and wedding, we've arranged this humble little party.

So drink up. And if you need pocket money, Sera-chan, you can always come and visit.

Let's make a toast, okay? Right!

Sera-chan, congratulations on your wedding!

Congratulations!

Thank you, everybody.

Ta-da! Me, too.

Congratulations, Sera! Congratulations!

Thank you. Congratulations!

How thoughtful of them.

Be happy.

Thank you.

And this is from me. Congratulations.

Thank you.

Thank you. Just look at you.

Thank you, thank you.

Sera, congratulations. Here's my gift.

Hey, hey, isn't that enough?

Thank you.

Thank you. Congratulations.

Thank you. Gosh, look at all of this...

Congratulations, Sera.

Thank you, Ayumi.

I'm so glad for you. Be happy.

I will, for sure.

I will, for sure. Sera.

I'm getting married to Ken-chan.

“A-E-I-U-E-O-A-O...“

“Uirou Uri" Let me tell you about my Boss, whom some of you have already heard of.

He traveled 50 miles north from Edo, past Isshikimachi in the Odawara district of Soshu province...

...to the town of Aomono, where he was known as Toraya Tohenmon of Rankan Bridge...

...but ever since he shaved his head, he's been known as Ensai.

This medicine comes from from his native country, and now it's available year-round.

A long time ago, a foreigner from Chin named Uirou came to visit the Palace.

The Emperor decided to keep Uirou's medicine locked up in the Palace.

He kept it hidden under his crown, and would pick off a bit when he needed a dose.

He named the medicine “Tochinko.“

Those characters mean “the aroma that goes through your head.“

These days, the medicine has become very famous, and is known to most as...

...Odawara's Tochinko, but there are copies, such as Haidawara's, Sandawara's, and Sumidawara's.

But the medicine of Ensai is the only one that's inscribed with the name “Uirou“ in hiragana.

If any of you are planning to go to the hot springs at Atami or Tounosawa...

...or if you intend to go to Ise Shrine, please make sure to get it at the correct shop.

If you're going towards Kyoto, it's on the right; if towards Edo, it's on the left.

The shop has eight gables, three in front, in the chinese palace style.

The official insignia of the chrysanthemum and the trunk of the paulownia prove its merit.

“I Embrace Your Situation”

Here's the script for our performance.

This is the legendary sword of honor.

“The sword of honor?“

Indeed. Only heroes are able to wield it.

Yes, you've reached Cat Call.

Six months at a Soapland would cover it. How 'bout it?

This is our enemy, vice president Chikeda...

Thank you...

Hey, wait! Wait!