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What time do you call this?
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I call it time tha come up here
and Carrie me off to paradise!
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You want carrying off somewhere,
but its not to paradise!
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It's midsummer, lass!
Don't thee ever wake up
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in the morning with all
tha hormones tingling?
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Yours wouldn't be tingling so much
if you got up at a decent time!
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Oh, 'eck! Don't you ever think of
anything but washing and cleaning?
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Tha's got yourself into a rut,
tha' knows.
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Tha' wants to wake up one
morning, pop up here and
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give tha' scruffy little
friend a great big cuddle!
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Oh, close your window!
And get your shirt on!
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I shouldn't be standing here
talking to rackey underwear.
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With a little encouridgement i'd
get meself some new underwear,
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providing thee did the same.
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I won't have you talking
about my underwear!
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They're not much to talk about,
are they?
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A bloke won't get much of a tingle
out of a pair o' them, is he?!
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'Morning, Howard.
'Morning, Cleggie.
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I've been meaning to ask you, Cleggie.
Did your wife ever
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have an unsightly mole with a hair in it?
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I can't remember, Howard.
I was never any good at detail.
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Well, I can't be sure,
but I'm wondering if Pearl's
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growing an unsightly
mole with a hair in it.
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Why can't you be sure?
Well, you can't, without looking closely.
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And you know what's Pearl's like.
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I could get mauled to
death for looking closely.
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She's easier with other people.
I wondered if you'd have a look sometime.
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Where is it, Howard?
- Under her chin.
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Well, thanks all the
same, but I'm the
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wrong age for looking
closely at people.
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I thought I could hear the
sound of frenchy human activity.
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We were just
having a conversation.
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You could talk to me.
Why is it, you never talk to me?
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I do talk to you!
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Oh, yes. "Where's me pullover?"
"I can't find me socks."
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"Pearl, would you have a look at this?
I think it's going septic."
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What are you looking at?!
Get away, you barmy devils!
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Howard's wondering if Pearl has got
an unsightly mole with a hair in it.
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I'd have thought he'd be in a
relatively good position to know.
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Well, he says not.
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I had a bird once called Thelma.
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She had an unsightly
mole with a hair in it.
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Somehow I find that
very believable.
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Nobody could call her handsome.
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But she could fry chips
like nobody else since.
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She could do magical things
with chips.
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The way they disappear down your throat,
the same thing could be said about you.
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Of course, in those days,
your fried chip
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wasn't seen as the
lethal enemy it is now.
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There are people about
who think one chip and it's...
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Anybody 'ungry?
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Well, that's your fault.
Put me well over budget this week.
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Not bad chips, Ivy.
- What do you mean, not bad?
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What's wrong with me chips?
I noticed, you haven't lft any!
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I said, "not bad chips"!
- They're good chips!
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You come in, rubbishing me chips.
- I won't say a word in future!
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Can we have that in writing?
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What we could do this pm
is go to the garden party.
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Are we going to
the garden party?
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I might look in at the garden party.
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I hate being there when
they're judging Nora Batty's buns.
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The tension is unbearable.
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She'll be in a good
mood, though, if she wins.
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I might get to work on that.
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What's the attraction this year?
- Same as usual, Nora Batty!
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No, I mean what is the professional
main attraction?
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Well, it's on all the posters.
Captain Zero, the human cannonball.
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What a way to earn a living!
He must be a right pillock!
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Goodbye, Howard!
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If you're going to shout
in the street, the name's Eric!
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He's faster than captain Zero!
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I wonder what captain Zero is really like?
- He's ninepence to the shilling, aint he?!
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Oh, no. I think a man, who dices
with danger on a daily basis,
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must have a certain nobility.
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Einstein said,
when two bodies are moving in space,
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I really fancy chalkie's girl in the 3.30.
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I think one morning we
ought to go on a route-march.
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I miss the old route-marches.
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We could put heavy packs on our backs
and have a really good time.
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You're not interested in Einstein?
- I really do fancy chalkie's girl.
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There's nothing like the afterglow
of a route-marche.
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That's more or less
what Einstein said.
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When two bodies are moving in space...
- Hey, up!
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Who's this Herbert?
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So there is life in these parts!
Ooh, am I glad to see you.
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Oh, dear, I'm knackered. The Van's
knackered and I'm due to perform.
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I'm captain Zero.
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Oh!
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The human cannonball.
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Why does everybody do that?
People always do that.
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I should think so!
Why don't you use your real name?
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Who's he? Somebody's agent?
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What is your real name?
- Clutterbuck.
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That explains it!
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Tha' doesn't look much
of a captain Zero to me!
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Listen, I can't stand around
all day raising laughs.
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I'm broken down. Can you direct me
to the nearest telephone?
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Broken down? How far?
- All the way broken down. Stopped!
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That's really broken down!
- Sounds to me like he's broken down!
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It never fails. I have this gift
in emergencies of finding comedians.
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This is your lucky day!
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How many other people do you know,
stumbled across former corporal Dewhurst.
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Where is your vehicle?
- About half a mile down the road.
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Come along. I'll take a look at it.
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Is he any good? - Tell him.
Rubbish!
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Oh, great!
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Tha' secret's safe with us, Howard!
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Who's that with you?
- Captain Zero.
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The human cannonball!
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Try it now.
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Try it again.
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What did I tell thee?
A right pillock!
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I like him.
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You've got to have a bit of sympathy
for anybody who's relying on Foggy.
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Ye-es. Well, I can see what it is.
- What?
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You've broken down.
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C-Can't you do anything at all?
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Ofcourse, don't go to pieces, man.
Of course we can do something.
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We can direct you
to the nearest telephone.
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Hey, up, Eli!
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How do, lads!
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Whoops!
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Come back here!
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Hello, lads!
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How do, Eli!
Who's that wi' you? - This is captain Zero.
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The human cannonball!
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There's always some damn fool
living dangerously!
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He hasn't turned up yet, then?
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Who?
- The human cannonball.
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He never turned up for me either.
All I got were a squib.
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I wouldn't mind,
but he keeps going off!
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Can I...?
No!
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What did me father want?
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I don't know. But if I give in this
early, it's going to be a long day.
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Is he married, I wonder?
Fancy being married to a human cannonball.
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He must be continually scorched
round the edges.
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No live for a woman
being married to a human cannonball.
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Every time there was a bang,
you wouldn't dare duck,
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in case your 'usband was passing!
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If there's one thing men enjoy,
it's making an exhibition.
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You see, they can't sit still and knit.
They have to go and scale Everest.
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Mine's always
on the north side of trouble!
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I mean, how could you tell anybody
your 'usband was a cannonball?
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I think I'd lie.
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Oh, it wouldn't be a lie in that case.
You can claim self-defence.
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Your friend, Wesley Pegden's picking us up.
- Right. Let's get comfy.
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Stop!
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Where do you think you're going, then?
In my car!
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To rescue captain Zero.
He's broken down.
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What's wrong?
The human cannonball's broken down!
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Doesn't surprise ya for a minute, does it?
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Men, they have always got more
ambition than aptitude.
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I think its probbebly nature's way
of getting 'em out from under
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the feet of busy women.
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Go and fetch 'im, then. And don't be
long, and don't get your shirt all filthy.
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He's a terrible dud to be
send to save a cannonball.
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Dad's good with engines.
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It's his skills love, its his judgement.
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They have a great bad judgement.
- If they'd learned it at school.
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I used to find, the best thing, is never to listen.
- What?
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That's it! You've got it!
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We'll have another? - Another?!
- You heard him. Don't interfere!
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Don't you suppose to keep a clear
head for your sort of game?
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Clear head?
For being shot out of a Cannon?
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It helps if you're
smashed out of your brain.
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I can see that!
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No way, I'm going in that Cannon without
a touch of... - Insanity?
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Chemical support.
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I think that's very irresponsible.
Ammunition and alcohol just don't mix.
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Mind you, all he's
got to do is hit the net.
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Any fool can hit
a target that size!
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It's not as if your picking off
a well camouflaged jap at half a mile.
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Tha's never had owt more lethal
than a pen-nib.
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A really sharp pen-nib.
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Should've had me land-rover!
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You 'ave to keep your elbows in.
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And just before you land,
preferably in the net,
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you 'ave to make yourself
as small as possible.
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Oh, yes, but isn't it dangerous?
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They all say that.
It's very like paratroop training.
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What 'appens if you miss the net?
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I find the best plan
is to start screaming.
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Now that basically, is the position.
Try it.
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It's second nature to me
after dropping out of aeroplanes.
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Tha's never been in an aeroplane!
..Norman, what's up?
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It's h-high... the table.
I never realised it was so high!
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Elbows in!
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And landing positions!
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What the chuff is this, then?!
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Out! Now!
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I haven't got a licence for upstairs!
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Do you think somebody
could give me a hand down?
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I wouldn't ask,
except I need a hand down!
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It's so humiliating. I've never
been thrown out of a pub before.
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There's nothing to it!
Just keep t'elbows in!
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How I kept me hands off him...!
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Probably because you ran away.
That must have helped.
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Well, I had to.
Otherwise I could have killed him.
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If we could get her up
to the top of the hill,
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we could run her down and she'd start.
- How far to the top of the hill?
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About 100 yards.
- And how far have we gone?
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About a foot and a half!
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Couldn't we try something else,
like packing it in!?
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Oh, don't do that! Don't do that!
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We're getting nowhere!
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I get enough of that from Nora Batty.
She's for getting nowhere,
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not tatty old vans!
- Thanks very much!
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You see, it's the weight of the Cannon.
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If we unhooked the Cannon,
then push the Van,
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get the Van started,
we could come back for the Cannon.
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Just when you think
he's a total Wally...!
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Nearly there.
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He likes his pop.
I should think so, in his profession.
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Stand by to jump in!
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Jump in!
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Here we go, then!
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I think we'd better wait
for your friend Wesley Pegden.
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That's right.
Make yourselves comfortable.
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Have you seen the human cannonball?
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I think that's this lady's
business, don't you?
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Don't you ever think about it? - Sometimes.
You should! You should think about it!
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What happen's,
what's your reaction going to be when,
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one of these days
we walk into a situation where
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there's a gun pointing at us?
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♪ I fly through the air
with the greatest of ease ♪
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♪ with me elbows well in
and me hands on me knees ♪
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♪ I fly through the air
and I land in the net ♪
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♪ I might, pray, be dead
but I haven't done... ♪
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Kindly don't touch the Cannon!
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Are you the driver of this Van?
- Oh, aye!
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I suppose you're wondering who I am?
- I'm sure you're going to tell us.
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I'm captain Zero.
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The human cannonball.
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And we're puff the magic dragon!
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They'll turn him
loose, once he's had
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a blood test and
sobered up a bit.
237
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,440
All you got to do,
is keep things going till he arrives.
238
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,440
If the crowd thinks captain Zero's not
gonna turn up, half of them will leave.
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Including me!!
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00:23:58,405 --> 00:24:01,486
Oh, no, you're not going to leave.
241
00:24:01,487 --> 00:24:04,988
You are going to mingle with the crowd
and give the impression
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captain Zero's already arrived.
243
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,259
It's a piece of cake.
244
00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:12,843
All you gotta do is swagger
about among the ladies.
245
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You get all the glory
and none of the danger.
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00:24:19,569 --> 00:24:22,571
All the glory?
- Absolutely.
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None of the danger?
- Oh, there's no danger.
248
00:24:27,637 --> 00:24:31,478
Not unless you get ravished
by adoring female fans.
249
00:24:36,722 --> 00:24:41,118
Ooh, Norm, I'm going to like this!
- You little devil, you!
250
00:24:41,142 --> 00:24:43,727
You were born for showbiz, wheren't ya?
251
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No question about it!
I'm going to like it!
252
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Pull your goggles down
and pretend to be the human cannonball.
253
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The slightly mental human cannonball!
254
00:24:57,350 --> 00:25:01,573
Oh, yes! I'm going to like this!
255
00:25:41,324 --> 00:25:47,689
He's making a bit of a meal of it.
- You know what they are like, in showbiz.
256
00:26:05,323 --> 00:26:09,885
Who's that idiot kissing my wife?
- That's a well-known idiot.
257
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That is captain Zero.
258
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:14,340
He's got a damn nerve,
kissing people's wives!
259
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,720
Of course he's got a nerve,
thats what he live' for!
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Risking his life to thrill the crowd.
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00:26:21,692 --> 00:26:25,432
How do, Howard!
Listen, tha's nothing to worry about.
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I can tell thee, on good athority,
tha wife does
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not have an unsightly
mole with a hair in it.
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00:26:31,472 --> 00:26:34,440
Your wife's face is as
smooth as a baby's bum!
265
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,417
Never mind how smooth she is!
266
00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:44,622
All right, my female fans!
I'm ready for a ravish!
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00:26:44,623 --> 00:26:47,080
What we're waiting for,
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time for those of a nervous
disposition to depart
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as captain Zero fearlessly faces danger!
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00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:59,460
He will be fired from the Cannon
into the jaws of death!'
271
00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:05,943
I don't want to walk with death!
- You can't let people down now.
272
00:27:05,944 --> 00:27:10,300
You said there'd be no danger!
- The man's been doing it for years.
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00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:15,643
And look at the state of him!
- Just keep your elbows in.
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00:27:17,060 --> 00:27:19,309
Where's the net?
Where's the net?
275
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:22,924
It's over there, waiting for you.
- Don't miss it! Don't miss it!
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00:27:22,925 --> 00:27:26,046
Don't worry. I'm no stranger to firearms.
277
00:27:26,047 --> 00:27:34,047
Tell Nora Batty I'm leaving her me ferrets.
- Don't worry. I'll use a smaller charge.
278
00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:37,182
It's dark in here!
Let me out!
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00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:58,062
Right!
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00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:20,944
I tell thee what, it's warm in there!
It's warm out here an' all!
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00:28:23,086 --> 00:28:25,687
I know that face!
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00:28:25,688 --> 00:28:28,670
That's not captain Zero!
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