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♪♪
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["Chick Habit" by April March
playing]
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[cheerleaders] ♪ Freemont pride,be aggressive, drive, drive,
drive ♪
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♪ Freemont power, Freemont pride♪
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♪ Be aggressive, drive, drive,
drive ♪
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♪ Freemont power, Freemont pride♪
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♪ Be aggressive, drive, drive,
drive ♪
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♪ Go, Freemont! [all cheer]
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Hey, everybody, tomorrow after
classes,
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make sure that you have your
uniformspicked up from the dry cleaners,
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because the bus for the playoffs
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is going to leave at 7:30 A.M.
the next morning, all right?
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[groaning]
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But the Doughnut Hole has agreedto donate four dozen doughnuts.
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Yeah.
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Okay, we're going to kill the
Rangers
this year, right?
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[all] yeah!
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I can't believe you're leaving.
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It's just a couple of hours
before you go.
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Yeah, right... right.
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Aren't you excited? It's
playoffs!
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Yeah. Whatever.
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♪♪
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Come on!
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I have to get home for dinner.
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Please?
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Well... all right.
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♪♪
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[man] That's some beef. Mm.
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- [woman] And carrots.
- Yummy.
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Thank you, mother.
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- Thank you, poodle.
- Sure.
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Grace.
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Dear Lord, please bless this
food
that we are about to eat.
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We thank you for the abundance
that You have provided.
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Please help us to follow Your
path,
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the one You intended us all to
follow.
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And Lord,
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please help us to obey
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the roles in life you set for
us.
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For all that is natural, and...
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healthy...
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and sacred.
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In Your name we pray. Amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Let's eat.
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♪♪
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- [car horn honks]
- Bye, dear.
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See you later, sweetie--
I mean, tonight. See you
tonight.
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Don't forgetyour library books by the door.
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- Got 'em. Bye.
- [door closes]
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- So... are we ready?
- They'll all be here at 3:00.
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Jesus, I hope we're doing the
right thing.
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[bell rings]
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Shaker Hills, here we come.
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And remember, 7:30's doughnuts.
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- Did you talk to both her
parents?
- She's coming.
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Kill the Rangers.
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Meet you outside.
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Don't you hate it when they do
that?
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I think it's fun.
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Maybe he just doesn't do it
right.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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♪♪
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- [man in car] Speed up, jerk!
- [honking]
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Um, Jared, why are we going so
slow?
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Sorry. Zoning, I guess.
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[van door closes]
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Mike, thanks so much for comingall the way back out here again.
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- Well, that's what we're here
for.
- Thank you, Mike.
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- Now you've watched the video?- Over and over.
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Come in.
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[horn honks]
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The important thing
is to be clear and direct,
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but to do it lovingly.
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- We're not accusing, we're
supporting.
- [car door closes]
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I think I hear the car.
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Uh-oh, here they come.
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♪♪
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Surprise!
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What happened? Is somebody dead?
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They're your favorite.
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Now, why don't you justcome on in and sit down, honey?
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- What's going on?
- Hi, Megan.
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My name is Mike.
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Your parents and your friendswant to have a conversation withyou.
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I'm here to help facilitate thatdialogue.
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So why don't we start by sittingdown
and making ourselves
comfortable?
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How would that be?
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[sighs] Now, Peter,
would you like to start the
conversation?
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Megan, we love you.
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We all love you.
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And lately, we've become
concerned
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about certain... behaviors.
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We're afraid you're being
influenced
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by a... way of thinking.
An unnatural--
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Do you remember the woman on
TV--
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Honey, we think you're a...
[whispering] lesbian.
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Huh?
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I, myself, was once a gay.
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Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan.
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I work for a place called True
Directions,
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who help people like yourself
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learn to understand the reasonsbehind homosexual tendencies.
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And-- and how to heal them.
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What tendencies?
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Why would you think I'm a--
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You've been trying
to make us eat this tofu.
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In diet, watch for a switch
to vegetarianism.
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You don't have any pictures of
guys
in your locker, just these.
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Mm-hmm.
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And these.
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Sexual, even vaginal motifs
in artwork and decorating,
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gay iconography.
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You don't even like to kiss me.
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[all] It's true.
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I can't believe this.
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Denial is a normal part
of the healing process
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that we'll explore at True
Directions.
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Healing?
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Like rehab, honey.
Uh, Homosexuals Anonymous.
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Poodle, it's only for a few
months.
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There is no way I'm going.
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♪♪
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Hmm?
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♪♪
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- [Nancy] Let's go.
- [car doors close]
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Now.
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Oh, wonderful!
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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I'm Mary. I'm the founder
of True Directions.
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- And you must be Megan?
- Yes.
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- This is my son, Rock.
- [Nancy] Hi.
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- Pleasure to meet you, Megan.
- Thank you.
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Looks like we got you just in
time.
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Uh, what are you? About 17?
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Yes!
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Almost lost her to college.
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You know, it's so much harder
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once they've been through
all that liberal arts
brainwashing,
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but we've saved a few.
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I'll take her from here.
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[bird cawing]
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Well, come along.
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We have a little welcome video
to start you up.
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[car starts]
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♪♪
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[horn honks]
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♪♪
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[narrator] No one would've
guessed what
would happen to this sweet
little girl.
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By a young age, Kelly had
a promising future.
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Mommy's little helper,
then prom queen.
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Kelly had hopes of being
a model one day.
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That is, until she was recruitedinto the homosexual lifestyle.
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She made me do things with otherwomen.
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She drove me in the back of herHarley
like I was some show piece.
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Even when she'd get high and
push me off
the back of the bike,
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I'd roll in the gutter... brokenribs...
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[sobbing] I just kept
coming back for more.
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[sobbing continues]
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Turn off the [bleep] camera!
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[man] We never dreamedthis could happen to our littlegirl.
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[narrator] But Kelly sought
help.
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After just two months in True
Directions'
easy, five step program,
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Kelly rediscovered her
femininity
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- and embraced her true self.
- [food sizzling]
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On March 16th, 1996,
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Kelly was married.
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♪♪
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[mirthless chuckle]
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♪♪
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[glissando chimes playing]
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The others arrived yesterday,
so why don't I catch you up?
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It's a two-month program
based on five simple steps.
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Why don't we concentrate
on the first step?
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You admitting your problem.
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When you see a woman in a tightskirt,
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and her long... beautiful legs,
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or perhaps, she's in the
bathroom
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putting lipstick over her full
lips,
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or maybe in the locker room,
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soaping her body,
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rubbing her breasts,
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you don't have any unnatural
thoughts?
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I don't think it's unnatural.
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Aha! You see?
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You don't even think it's wrong.
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Until you admit your sickness,
you will wear these.
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You will earn the right to wearcivviesonce you have admitted the firststep.
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It's a long path to
righteousness, Megan.
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And it's a battlefield
of temptation out there,
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and you're going to have to
fight.
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Until then, I'd like you to meetone of our other soldiers.
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Hilary?
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Megan, this is Hilary.
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She will show you around.
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And, well, you'll get
acquainted.
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Okay. Rise and shine at 7:00.
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Breakfast at 8:00.
Group therapy until lunch.
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Now in the afternoon,
we have free time to do, um...
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you know, whatever.
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And then we move inside
for reorientating exercises.
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Family therapy on the weekends.
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Hmm. You didn't miss much,
really.
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Oh.
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[Hilary] This is where we sleep.
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But there's
no inappropriate behavior
allowed.
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Inappropriate? Like swearing?
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No, inappropriate like fucking.
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Oh.
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You get caught in the throes
of sodomy, and au revoir.
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Well, never mind Graham.
She's a spoiled brat.
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I read her chart.
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Step one was easy,
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admitting you're a homosexual?
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See? We all passed... yesterday.
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I'm a homosexual.
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See how easy it is?
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Megan, meet the rest of our
group.
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Hi, Megan. Uh, I'm Jan,
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and I'm a softball player,
and I'm a homosexual.
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I'm Sinead.
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I like pain, I'm a homosexual.
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I'm Joel. I'm a Jew...
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and a... [stammering]
homosexual.
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- We met.
- Graham!
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I'm Graham, and I like girls a
lot.
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And, uh, I'm a homosexual.
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Andre. Actor, dancer,
homosexual.
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Dolph, homosexual varsity
wrestler.
How you doin'?
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I'm Clayton Dunn. I work in
retail.
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I'm a homosexual.
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It's time for your first
disclosure,
and don't be intimidated.
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Why don't you start by telling
us
about the first time
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that you realized
that you might be a lesbian?
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I'm not.
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Everyone just thinks I am.
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I shouldn't even be here.
[laughs]
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That's a perfectly normal placeto start.
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Why don't we discuss the issuesin your intervention?
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Well...
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I'm a vegetarian.
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- [groans]
- Mm-hmm.
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I have pictures of women around.
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You think that's normal?
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Sure.
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I never really thought about it.
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Have you ever had a boyfriend?
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Yes, for two years
we've been going steady.
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I really love him.
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He's smart and popular.
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And he's got the biggest dick
I've never seen.
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Well, um... have you ever
had sex with him?
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I'm a Christian.
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It's really easy to be a prude
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00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,213
when you're not attracted
to him, isn't it? [chuckles]
257
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,998
He's very handsome.
258
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,522
But does he make you hot?
259
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:11,568
I mean, do you think
of him at night when you...
260
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,049
I'm not perverted!
261
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,617
I get good grades, I go to
church...
262
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,532
I'm a cheerleader!
263
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,752
I'm not like all of you.
264
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,928
Everyone reads Cosmo,
265
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:27,062
everyone looks at other girls
all the time.
266
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,109
But you only assume that they'rethinking
what you're thinking when they
look,
267
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,197
but they're not.
268
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,026
[distant cheers]
269
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,028
[cheerleaders] ♪ Freemont power,Freemont pride ♪
270
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,074
♪ Be aggressive, drive, drive,
drive ♪
271
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,120
♪ Go, Freemont!
272
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,819
I thought everybody had those
thoughts.
273
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,867
I just want to be normal.
274
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,174
Then you admit you're not
normal.
275
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,656
So why don't you admit
you're a homosexual?
276
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,838
[voices overlapping]
277
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,056
[together] You hug us way too
much.
278
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,450
[Hilary] Step one was easy.
279
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,060
You don't even like to kiss me.
280
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,325
You put your hand up my skirt.
281
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,370
Homosexual... I think it's fun.
282
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,809
[overlapping] Homosexual,
homosexual...
283
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,466
I'm a homosexual!
284
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,166
I'm a homosexual!
285
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,299
I'm a homosexual!
286
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,475
Congratulations, Megan.
287
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,782
You have just taken your first
step
288
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,654
- in your true direction.
- [applause]
289
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,357
[sobbing] I'm a homosex--
290
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,577
[Mary] Okay.
291
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,971
- Go on now.
- Let's go. Bye, Megan.
292
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,930
[sobbing]
293
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,674
Don't worry, Megan.
294
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,721
- It's going to be okay.
- No.
295
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,767
Here, put these on.
296
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,210
Oh, my God.
297
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,216
They were right.
298
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,349
I'm a homo.
299
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,745
[continues sobbing] Oh, my God.
300
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,797
♪♪
301
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,498
Congratulations on your first
step,
pompoms.
302
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,201
Don't listen to her.
303
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,682
She's just upset
'cause the fish on her plate
304
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,510
is the only kind she can eat.
305
00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:54,557
I can't wait to be straight.
I've always wanted to be.
306
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,298
It's cool to finally talk aboutit,
you know?
307
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,126
I mean, I can't tell
any of my friends on the team.
308
00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,867
Maybe you have the wrong
friends.
309
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,522
I think we should all
be supporting each other.
310
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:05,002
Really, princess? Do you want
to start the Kumbayas?
311
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,490
[door opens and closes]
312
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:15,970
Hi, Mom.
313
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,320
- Flowers are pretty.
- I know.
314
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:24,326
You know, I noticed that we
sprung
another leak in the ceiling.
315
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,893
I'd like you to get to it
tonight.
316
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,938
I'll get to it, Mom. Jesus!
317
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,200
Ow!
318
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,506
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
319
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,726
Look, not in my presence.
320
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:37,644
I have told you over and over
again,
no more sipping!
321
00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:39,036
Chug it like a man!
322
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,168
Go on! Chug!
323
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:45,042
- [Mary groans]
- [exhales] There.
324
00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:46,870
Try and get to that tonight.
325
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:55,357
[grunts]
326
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:58,578
Ugh!
327
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,323
- [buzzing]
- [moaning]
328
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:10,241
[buzzing and moaning continue]
329
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:20,687
Yeah.
330
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,559
- [buzzing]
- Mm.
331
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:26,562
- It's all right. It's just me.- Oh, fuck.
332
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:27,650
What are you doing?
333
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,739
A.V. What's it to ya?
334
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,611
A.V.? What's that?
335
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:34,265
Aversion therapy, stupid.
336
00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,180
So what does that mean?
337
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:39,662
When you have inappropriate
fantasies about girls,
338
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,621
you shock yourself with this
shocker.
339
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,929
So every time you think of them,you feel that pain.
340
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,409
That's sick!
341
00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,193
No pain, no gain, baby.
342
00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:52,283
If you want to like dick,
you better start training
yourself.
343
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,285
Hey, isn't that Graham's sock?
344
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:56,375
None of your damn business.
345
00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:03,294
[buzzing]
346
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:13,957
Megan, you have a phone call.
347
00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:18,266
- Hello?
- [Nancy] Megan, it's Mom and
Dad.
348
00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:21,356
Oh, we know it's after lights
out,
but we just miss you so much.
349
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,838
[Peter] We just wanted to knowhow our little poodle is doing.
350
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:28,189
I'm doing okay. You were right.
351
00:23:28,232 --> 00:23:31,279
I am a homosexual,
but I'll be regular soon.
352
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:33,977
[Peter] That Mary
is pretty good then, huh?
353
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:36,110
Mm-hmm, and Mike
and all the others.
354
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,677
I'm already starting step two.
355
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,810
We're so glad,
and after all that money.
356
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:43,073
[Nancy] Oh, we can't wait to seeyou
up there at graduation,
357
00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:45,119
to have you home,so we can all be together again.
358
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,773
[Peter] Just remember, we love
you.
359
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:49,384
We would do anything for our
Megan
to have a normal life.
360
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,473
- And if you need anything--
- We'd better go.
361
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,780
Now you hang in there
and stay strong.
362
00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:55,956
- [Peter] Sweet dreams.
- You, too, daddy.
363
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,306
See you at family therapy. I
love you.
364
00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:00,351
[glissando chimes playing]
365
00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:04,355
In step two, we'll begin the
process
366
00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:08,055
of everybody rediscovering
their gender identity.
367
00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:11,580
Now, we all know
we're latent heterosexuals.
368
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:14,583
Now, what we must do is to
relearn
369
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:17,499
our masculinity
and our femininity.
370
00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:20,850
I know this might be a little
confusing
to some of you--
371
00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:23,897
Graham!
372
00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:25,725
What?
373
00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:28,945
[Mary sighs]
374
00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:30,947
Do you like being a pervert?
375
00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:32,949
I heard you, okay?
376
00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:36,649
With your masculine-feminine
blah blah blah.
377
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:40,130
Like after Advanced Calc and
Chaucer,
I can follow the psychobabble.
378
00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:41,828
This psychobabble, young lady,
379
00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:46,267
is the only healthy alternativeto the gay lifestyle
380
00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:49,531
other than-than guzzling
a bottle of tranquilizers
381
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,185
or slashing your wrists.
382
00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:55,537
Okay.
383
00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:58,105
Now...
384
00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:00,673
who's ready to have some fun?
385
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,631
[glissando chimes playing]
386
00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:04,677
And forwards.
387
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,766
And backwards,
388
00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:08,289
and forwards.
389
00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:09,638
And backwards.
390
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,988
In a very clean line.
391
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:13,729
You go in,
and you go out.
392
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:16,297
And you go up, and you go down.
393
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,734
Girls, is everybody paying
attention?
394
00:25:18,778 --> 00:25:23,260
And you go in and out and in andout
395
00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:25,175
and in and out.
396
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:27,874
Get into every little crevice.
397
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,398
And in and out...
398
00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:32,269
[Mike] And you slip it in...
399
00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:34,358
and out.
400
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:37,536
And you add a little more oil
and shove it in.
401
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:39,015
Take it out.
402
00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,017
Put some muscle into it.
403
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,672
Shove it in... and out.
404
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:46,501
And shove it in, take it out.
405
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,373
[grunts]
406
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:52,115
Okay, who wants to go down withme?
407
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,554
["Just Like Henry"
by Dressy Bessy playing]
408
00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:24,408
- [cheering]
- Hey!
409
00:26:24,452 --> 00:26:26,454
["Just Like Henry" continues
playing]
410
00:26:35,898 --> 00:26:36,943
[all screaming]
411
00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:43,166
♪♪
412
00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:50,652
Huh... you're turning into
a pretty young lady.
413
00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:53,742
- Now hold still.
- [grunts]
414
00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:55,788
- [whistle blows]
- Come on!
415
00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:59,618
[all] Die! Die! Die!
416
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,274
[sighs] Okay, then.
417
00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:07,016
Who's left to report out their
root?
418
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,670
Andre?
419
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:12,239
Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the onlyone
who ain't got no root.
420
00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:14,589
Andre, we don't use profanity
421
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,939
or double-negatives
here at True Directions.
422
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:21,465
Okay, who's next? Megan.
423
00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:26,079
Well, I've really been thinking,but I just can't think of
anything.
424
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:29,735
I think our little prom queen
is too afraid to disclose.
425
00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:32,389
Oh, really? What's your root,
Graham?
426
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:35,697
We're working on your issue
here,
not mine. You're deflecting.
427
00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:39,919
Actually, I think it might be
a great idea for Megan
428
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,747
to be reminded of your root,
Graham.
429
00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:45,664
My mother got married in pants.
430
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:53,541
All right, let's see-- uh,
Dolph?
431
00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:57,458
[sighs] Too many locker room
showers
with the varsity team.
432
00:27:57,501 --> 00:28:01,723
- Hilary?- Um, all-girl boarding school.
433
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:05,771
- Sinead?
- I was born in France.
434
00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:07,033
Clayton?
435
00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:09,426
My mom let me play in her pumps.
436
00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:10,558
I like balls.
437
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:13,169
- Why, thank you for that, Jan.- [applause]
438
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:15,868
Joel?
439
00:28:15,911 --> 00:28:18,914
Traumatic bris.
440
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:21,003
So... yeah.
441
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:25,791
Now, Megan,
do you see easy it could be?
442
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:29,577
You just have to dig down
into those painful memories,
443
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,448
and you'll find it.
444
00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:35,583
Now, Hilary, will you please
come up here?
445
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,805
Today we are going to learn
446
00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,851
one of the most wonderful thingsabout being a heterosexual.
447
00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:45,375
Friendship.
448
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:48,335
So what I'd like you to all do
is to start partnering up,
449
00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:51,730
find yourself a friend
for the remainder of the
program.
450
00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:58,040
All right, everybody settle.
451
00:28:58,084 --> 00:29:00,869
Now that we have all found
someone,
452
00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:06,179
what I'd like you to do
is practice some time tonight
with these.
453
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:14,143
- It's a woman.
- And what else?
454
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:15,188
I don't know.
455
00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:17,886
A mother. Women have roles.
456
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,410
After you learn that,
you'll stop objectifying them.
457
00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:23,022
Haven't you been listening
to anything Mary said?
458
00:29:23,065 --> 00:29:24,893
Well, have you?
459
00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:27,591
- Have I what?
- Stopped objectifying them.
460
00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:29,724
I'm still looking for my root.
461
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,509
Must be tough when you're such apriss.
462
00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:36,862
Your turn.
463
00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:42,084
- [buzzing]
- Ow!
464
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:44,521
You really have to be more
prepared
for temptation, Megan.
465
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:45,958
[scoffs]
466
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,096
- Give it to me! Give it!
- [whistle blows]
467
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:56,577
I'm open! [grunts]
468
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,622
♪♪
469
00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:15,770
[Mike] Boys!
470
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:19,861
Don't you see how sad
and pathetic you all are?
471
00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:23,082
Always wanting something
you can't have.
472
00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:30,567
If I catch you looking at
another man
like that ever again,
473
00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:34,093
you'll be watching sports
the whole weekend!
474
00:30:36,443 --> 00:30:39,272
[Mary] First thing we do
is we pull these tabs out.
475
00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:42,318
Then we fold it over.
476
00:30:42,362 --> 00:30:44,451
All right, now I've used food
coloring.
477
00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:46,366
This way you can see it better,
478
00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:49,456
and if it's a boy, well, it
tinkles up.
479
00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:51,806
That's the wrong tab, okay?
480
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,590
Will you please hold it still
while I'm doing this?
481
00:30:53,634 --> 00:30:55,854
- You're doing it all wrong.
- No, I'm not.
482
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:59,379
If you would just give it to meto do,
it would be fine.
483
00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:01,424
Girls! Intervene!
484
00:31:02,512 --> 00:31:03,687
Ugh!
485
00:31:03,731 --> 00:31:04,688
[laughing]
486
00:31:06,212 --> 00:31:08,779
Let's... ahem, try that one moretime.
487
00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:13,523
[glissando chimes playing]
488
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:19,747
And I realized that when we
finished
swimming lessons,
489
00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:22,141
we would change in front of eachother.
490
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:25,579
That's it.
491
00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:27,276
- Why I'm a homo.
- [man groans]
492
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,889
Andre, that's what kids do
after swimming lessons.
493
00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,891
Change. Everybody does that.
494
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,980
But I took one look at those
boys,
495
00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:37,504
and I got a... you know what.
496
00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:38,374
[coughs]
497
00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:42,509
I, um, can relate to that.
498
00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:46,861
Um, when I used to study with
Jacob,
499
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:51,910
we used to touch each other's
legs
and rub up against each other.
500
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,912
Blowing each other
after your fucking bar mitzvah
501
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:56,218
is a little bit differentthen learning how to dog paddle.
502
00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:58,220
That is totally uncalled for.
503
00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,874
Well, excuse me,
504
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,181
but we're paying a lot of moneyhere
to get these kids fixed,
505
00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:05,314
not sit around
and listen to stories all day.
506
00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:08,665
Graham, I hope you're getting alittle
more out of this program
507
00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:10,711
than that faggot over there.
508
00:32:10,754 --> 00:32:13,366
Mr. Eaton, I don't find that
appropriate.
509
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:16,195
No, he's right.
510
00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:19,981
It was a stupid-ass root.
511
00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:24,638
I'm never gonna know
why I am a... faggot.
512
00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:27,293
I've heard enough of this crap.
513
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,903
When you get back from
Switzerland,
514
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,297
you better have this gay thing
out of your system.
515
00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:32,820
- Got it?
- I got it.
516
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:38,347
You fuck up, no college, no car,no trust fund.
517
00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,755
I'm not sitting in any room witha faggot.
518
00:32:56,235 --> 00:32:57,671
- [car doors close]
- [engine starts]
519
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,066
[Mary] Megan.
520
00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:04,112
It's your turn to report out
your root.
521
00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:08,029
I think it might be my parents.
522
00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:10,814
Okay, go with that.
523
00:33:10,858 --> 00:33:13,992
You know, we've kinda been likethis
greeting card family.
524
00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:19,345
And then there was that one yearwhere Dad was unemployed
525
00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:20,868
and Mom had to support us.
526
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:24,045
Wait a minute,
that was only for nine months.
527
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:27,396
And then I was offereda much better job at the plant.
528
00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:31,922
Well, it was maybe seeing Momkind of being the dad. Maybe I--
529
00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:37,102
Maybe I got kinda the wrong ideaabout the roles of men and
women?
530
00:33:37,145 --> 00:33:38,842
Absolutely!
531
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:41,802
You know, I can't believe
that you didn't mention this
earlier.
532
00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:45,023
Your father was emasculated,
your mother was domineering.
533
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,067
Not exactly.
534
00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:49,070
You wanted to emulate your
mother.
535
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,682
You have no respect for men
because you don't respect your
father.
536
00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:53,944
It's really not like that.
537
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:57,470
Megan, you have found your root.
538
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:04,085
In order to start
healing this festering wound,
539
00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:05,521
I want you to write a song.
540
00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,133
It's very therapeutic,
541
00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:10,265
and it's good to put your
feelings down.
542
00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:20,145
[blows whistle]
Free time's up in 20!
543
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,148
That means inside.
544
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,629
♪♪
545
00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,473
[man, whispering] Okay, let's
go. Okay.
546
00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:48,782
What is it?
547
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,436
[paper rustling]
548
00:34:55,223 --> 00:34:57,834
Nothing. Trash.
549
00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:07,105
What am I, contagious?
550
00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:24,252
- What is that?
- I'm stuck on...
551
00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:25,949
♪ Five, six, seven, eight
552
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:27,560
- ♪ God is good.
- ♪ God is straight.
553
00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:31,259
Hey, that's good.
554
00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:39,006
It's not supposed to be
intellectual.
555
00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:43,358
Cheers are supposed to be
simple,
make people feel good.
556
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:45,621
Cheers make girls
do stupid cartwheels.
557
00:35:45,665 --> 00:35:47,667
Orgasms make people feel good.
558
00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:56,415
Your parents didn't stay very
long.
559
00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:00,419
[sniffs] Well, I imagine
it gets uncomfortable
560
00:36:00,462 --> 00:36:02,508
sitting that long
with a stick up your ass.
561
00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:07,121
I'm sure they're just trying
to do what's best for you.
562
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,558
I thought it was just an act,
563
00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:12,170
but you really are sweet
as fucking pie, aren't you?
564
00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:14,476
This is bullshit, Megan. It
doesn't work.
565
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,740
You are who you are.
The only trick is not getting
caught.
566
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:22,441
How'd you end up here?
567
00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:24,965
I got caught.
568
00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:27,968
Doing what?
569
00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:36,237
I, uh, I had this friend,
570
00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:39,762
and we just spent a little
too much time together.
571
00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,244
What were you doing?
572
00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:46,291
What do you think?
573
00:36:51,948 --> 00:36:53,080
Anyway.
574
00:36:54,473 --> 00:36:57,345
My stepmom caught us in my roomone day
and sent me here.
575
00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:04,961
Were you in love with her?
576
00:37:06,093 --> 00:37:08,530
[sniffs] Does it matter?
577
00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:14,841
Careful, I could report you forthat.
578
00:37:20,673 --> 00:37:21,848
[guitar playing]
579
00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:25,155
♪ Five, six, seven, eight
580
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:27,897
♪ God is good, God is straight
581
00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:30,509
♪ One, two, three, four
582
00:37:30,552 --> 00:37:33,686
♪ Inverts we will be no more
583
00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:36,297
♪ Five, six, seven, eight
584
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:38,081
♪ God is good
585
00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:43,304
♪ God is straight.
586
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:44,740
[Mike laughing]
587
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:48,266
Megan, thank you so much for
that cheer.
588
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,093
It means so much to all of us.
589
00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:52,748
["If You Should Try and Kiss
Her"
by Dressy Bessy playing]
590
00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:32,440
♪♪
591
00:38:50,937 --> 00:38:52,068
[buzzing]
592
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:53,896
[girl moaning]
593
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,464
[buzzing]
594
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:10,435
[mumbling]
595
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:18,878
I will resist temptation,
seek to solve my problems...
596
00:39:18,921 --> 00:39:21,446
[boy moans]
597
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,454
[moaning continues]
598
00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:38,027
[gasps]
599
00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,073
Oh, my God. Please, don't tell.
600
00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:41,553
Oh, my God! Ew!
601
00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:44,512
Shut the fuck up,
you stupid little bitch!
602
00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:46,514
- [buzzing]
- Ow!
603
00:39:46,558 --> 00:39:50,170
Hey! What's going on in here?!
604
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,217
A little premature simulation?
605
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,654
- They were kissing!
- She's full of shit!
606
00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:58,613
Mike, we were just...
just please don't call my mom.
607
00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:02,182
Dolph, I am really disappointedin you.
608
00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:05,141
I thought you had what it took
to get out of here clean.
609
00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:07,535
It's time to wake Mary.
610
00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:09,319
Come on. Come on!
611
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:11,365
Come on.
612
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,855
[Mary] Whoever started this
is out of this house,
613
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:24,944
and the other is really in the
doghouse.
614
00:40:24,987 --> 00:40:26,162
[Dolph] Not me.
615
00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:28,164
[Clayton] I can't go home. Theysaid it--
616
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:32,125
[Mary] I am not interested
in anybody's sob stories.
617
00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:35,737
I can only help those who are
willing
to help themselves.
618
00:40:35,781 --> 00:40:38,305
Now, who started this?!
619
00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:42,222
Someone has got to start
talking.
620
00:40:47,096 --> 00:40:49,577
All right, Clayton, you little
pervert.
621
00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:51,492
- What?
- You've got one week of
solitary,
622
00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:54,626
and if I catch you again, you'reout!
623
00:40:56,323 --> 00:40:57,542
- [sighs]
- All right.
624
00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:05,550
Come on, Mary.
625
00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,221
I just wish I could've seen
those two boys in action
626
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:28,529
before Miss Thing over there
went Nancy Drew on us.
627
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:31,227
If that little twink would've
narced on me,
628
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,621
heads would have rolled.
629
00:41:35,362 --> 00:41:37,625
What, would you tie her
to your bed and zap her to
death,
630
00:41:37,669 --> 00:41:39,627
or are you running low on
batteries?
631
00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:41,542
[chuckling]
632
00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:46,416
♪♪
633
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:56,339
[glissando chimes playing]
634
00:41:59,952 --> 00:42:01,910
And here are our lovebirds,
635
00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:04,913
taking a relaxing evening strolltogether.
636
00:42:04,957 --> 00:42:08,700
Now, notice how affectionate
they are.
637
00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,397
This could be you.
638
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,485
And here...
639
00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:14,880
is our happy couple at home.
640
00:42:16,272 --> 00:42:19,232
Now, it's important to make
your man feel at ease
641
00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:21,800
when he comes home
from a long day at work.
642
00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:25,412
♪♪
643
00:42:27,849 --> 00:42:31,636
Now, when it's time for
lovemaking,
644
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:35,553
Dan kisses Sue
and touches her breasts.
645
00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:39,469
Women often find
this sensation pleasurable.
646
00:42:48,391 --> 00:42:50,393
["Trailer Song" by Sissy Bar
playing]
647
00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:02,492
♪♪
648
00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,369
[laughing]
649
00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:31,043
So, you miss your friends from
home?
650
00:43:31,086 --> 00:43:34,046
Yeah. I just can't
decide who I miss more,
651
00:43:34,089 --> 00:43:37,310
the grunting apes in letterman
jackets,
or the bulimic cheer--
652
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,313
Go ahead, say it.
653
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,577
I didn't mean anything by that.
654
00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:49,148
Um, I don't have any friends.
655
00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:54,980
What about you?
656
00:43:56,808 --> 00:43:58,157
I thought I did.
657
00:43:59,898 --> 00:44:02,770
- Do they know you're here?
- Oh, yeah.
658
00:44:03,902 --> 00:44:05,207
That's rough.
659
00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:19,569
[crickets chirping]
660
00:44:26,272 --> 00:44:27,882
What's going on? It's almost
lights out.
661
00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:30,363
Shh. We're sneaking out.
Get dressed.
662
00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:31,712
But Mary--
663
00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:33,714
Fuck Mary.
664
00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:36,761
Oh, no way.
There's only four weeks left.
665
00:44:36,804 --> 00:44:38,937
There's no way I'm getting
thrown out now.
666
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:41,243
Megan, they're never
gonna find out about this.
667
00:44:42,331 --> 00:44:43,942
We haven't had fun in forever.
668
00:44:46,553 --> 00:44:49,208
Come on, we could use a little
fun.
669
00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:53,778
But... what if we get caught?
670
00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:55,127
We're not gonna get caught.
671
00:44:59,435 --> 00:45:03,048
Fine. If you're not coming withus,
at least don't rat on us.
672
00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:04,963
Come on, let's go.
673
00:45:07,226 --> 00:45:09,228
♪♪
674
00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:38,431
[Larry] Come on, hurry up.
675
00:45:39,475 --> 00:45:43,044
Go. Go. Move it! [continues
indistinct]
676
00:45:43,088 --> 00:45:44,176
Get in.
677
00:45:50,399 --> 00:45:51,792
[Lloyd] Okay, fasten your
seatbelt.
678
00:45:51,836 --> 00:45:53,315
- Wait!
- Oh, we have one more.
679
00:45:53,359 --> 00:45:55,100
Well, it's about fucking time.
680
00:45:55,143 --> 00:45:58,016
I can't believe I'm doing this.
681
00:45:58,059 --> 00:46:00,627
Hi, I'm Lloyd Morgan-Gordon.
682
00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:03,238
This is Larry Morgan-Gordon.
Glad to have you with us.
683
00:46:03,282 --> 00:46:05,545
Uh, you'll need one of these.
684
00:46:05,588 --> 00:46:08,896
May not be an exact match,
but...
685
00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:11,464
First time you've all been AWOL?
686
00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:14,119
Larry and Lloyd are ex-ex-gays.
687
00:46:14,162 --> 00:46:15,947
From True Directions?
688
00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:17,862
We were among Mary's ranks
before we defected.
689
00:46:17,905 --> 00:46:21,604
We're just trying to provide youall
with a balanced perspective
690
00:46:21,648 --> 00:46:23,215
to see that there are options.
691
00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:24,607
In the end, it's up to you
692
00:46:24,651 --> 00:46:26,653
- whether you choose to live a--- Lie.
693
00:46:26,696 --> 00:46:28,829
Whether you want to be who you
are,
694
00:46:28,873 --> 00:46:31,876
or keep it hidden is really morewhat we're about.
695
00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:35,053
So you run, like,
the underground homo railroad.
696
00:46:35,096 --> 00:46:36,097
[chuckles]
697
00:46:37,359 --> 00:46:41,755
[disco music playing]
698
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,933
Come on, girls. Ooh!
699
00:46:47,674 --> 00:46:50,677
["All or Nothing" by Miisa
playing]
700
00:46:54,246 --> 00:46:57,031
You didn't tell me you were
taking me
to a gay bar!
701
00:46:57,075 --> 00:46:58,946
Well, where else would we go?
702
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:03,516
- I'm gonna get you a drink.
- I don't drink!
703
00:47:11,132 --> 00:47:13,134
["All or Nothing" continues
playing]
704
00:47:25,799 --> 00:47:27,888
I refuse to accepta false solution to my problem.
705
00:47:27,932 --> 00:47:30,456
I will resist temptation and
seek
to solve my problem.
706
00:47:30,499 --> 00:47:33,763
- I refuse to accept a false
solution--
- What are you doing?
707
00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:35,548
My interventions.
708
00:47:35,591 --> 00:47:37,637
You know, you don't have to do
that.
709
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,334
Just be yourself.
710
00:47:39,378 --> 00:47:42,381
♪♪
711
00:47:59,528 --> 00:48:01,748
Hi. Would you like to dance?
712
00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:03,489
Sure she does.
713
00:48:03,532 --> 00:48:06,274
No, sorry. I can't.
714
00:48:06,318 --> 00:48:08,276
That's okay. Just thought I'd
ask.
715
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,278
No problem.
716
00:48:10,322 --> 00:48:11,801
You're too good for one dance?
717
00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:14,761
You can't dance with a girl
for one second? Go ahead.
718
00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:17,633
- Hi.
- Hi.
719
00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:20,810
Sorry, I just don't dance much.
720
00:48:20,854 --> 00:48:22,160
That's okay.
721
00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:29,428
♪♪
722
00:48:53,626 --> 00:48:55,628
["We're In The City"
by Saint Etienne playing]
723
00:49:11,905 --> 00:49:13,167
[bottles rattle]
724
00:49:26,224 --> 00:49:27,660
Megan, it's not what you think.
725
00:49:27,703 --> 00:49:30,010
[laughs] That's why we came
here, right?
726
00:49:30,054 --> 00:49:31,577
So you could be yourself.
727
00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:33,448
I don't like Sinead that way.
728
00:49:33,492 --> 00:49:35,189
Which way is that, clothed?
729
00:49:35,233 --> 00:49:37,235
We weren't doing anything.
730
00:49:37,278 --> 00:49:39,846
Oh, when you were going like
this,
you weren't doing anything?
731
00:49:39,889 --> 00:49:42,066
I wasn't. I wasn't doing that!
732
00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:44,938
It doesn't matter.
733
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,811
Why are you freaking out?
734
00:49:48,855 --> 00:49:52,032
It's none of my business.
Do what you want.
735
00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:54,252
You want me to do what I want?
736
00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:57,559
- I could care less!
- What I really want?
737
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,822
Screw you!
738
00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:21,322
I'm not supposed to like you.
739
00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:27,067
But?
740
00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:32,377
I wanna do that again.
741
00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:57,010
- [music playing]
- [all cheering]
742
00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:28,302
What are you looking at?
743
00:51:30,739 --> 00:51:32,741
♪♪
744
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,358
[gasps] Mary's coming!
745
00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:51,978
♪♪
746
00:52:19,701 --> 00:52:21,442
- Good night. [smooches]
- Good night.
747
00:52:32,061 --> 00:52:35,064
["Funnel of Love"
by Wanda Jackson playing]
748
00:52:51,385 --> 00:52:52,212
[spits]
749
00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:01,874
Come on, just...
750
00:53:01,917 --> 00:53:04,224
throw out the first thing
that comes to your head, okay?
751
00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:06,226
Just-- just-just think.
752
00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:07,662
I already did!
753
00:53:07,706 --> 00:53:11,057
Mine is just as good as anybodyelse's.
754
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:13,059
- I'm a heterosexual.
- Uh...
755
00:53:13,102 --> 00:53:16,062
[chuckles] Not yet, honey.
You're almost there.
756
00:53:16,105 --> 00:53:17,498
And don't speak out of turn.
757
00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:20,371
No, I know, I've never been gay.
758
00:53:20,414 --> 00:53:21,763
[groans]
759
00:53:21,807 --> 00:53:24,375
Jan, remember, uh, you were
molested.
760
00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:27,029
I mean, just take a look at
yourself.
761
00:53:28,074 --> 00:53:30,119
I mean, everybody
thinks I'm this big dyke
762
00:53:30,163 --> 00:53:34,602
because I wear baggy pants,
I play softball, and...
763
00:53:34,646 --> 00:53:37,388
I'm not as pretty as other
girls,
but that doesn't make me gay.
764
00:53:39,477 --> 00:53:41,870
I mean, I like guys.
765
00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:43,481
[sniffs] I can't help it.
766
00:53:45,831 --> 00:53:47,876
I just want a big, fat wiener upmy--
767
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,617
Amen, sister.
768
00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:53,447
I quit.
769
00:53:53,491 --> 00:53:55,667
Who in the hell is she trying tofool?
770
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,758
Hey, Jan! Jan!
771
00:54:01,499 --> 00:54:03,501
♪♪
772
00:54:21,867 --> 00:54:23,434
[sighs] Group...
773
00:54:25,044 --> 00:54:28,352
I have found something
very disturbing this morning.
774
00:54:28,395 --> 00:54:29,309
[matches rattle]
775
00:54:30,702 --> 00:54:35,141
I would like to know
who has been sneaking out
776
00:54:35,184 --> 00:54:38,927
with those smut-peddling
recruiters.
777
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,626
I want names.
778
00:54:43,149 --> 00:54:46,544
I want to know who is involved.
779
00:54:50,112 --> 00:54:51,375
Fine, then. Graham.
780
00:54:51,418 --> 00:54:52,941
What do you have to say for
yourself?
781
00:54:52,985 --> 00:54:54,856
Why are you looking at me?
782
00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:57,294
Because I found these under yourbed!
783
00:54:59,557 --> 00:55:01,863
Do you have anything
you'd like to confess?
784
00:55:04,823 --> 00:55:06,215
I didn't sneak out.
785
00:55:06,259 --> 00:55:08,000
But you know who did.
786
00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:11,525
No, I don't, but, um...
787
00:55:13,788 --> 00:55:17,488
I did realize something
about myself last night
788
00:55:17,531 --> 00:55:21,622
that I was too scared to admit
until now.
789
00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:24,930
Okay, out with it. Come on, outwith it.
790
00:55:24,973 --> 00:55:26,410
I have a crush...
791
00:55:30,849 --> 00:55:31,937
on Joel.
792
00:55:34,461 --> 00:55:36,245
Oh.
793
00:55:36,289 --> 00:55:39,074
It was the first time I really
felt
something for a guy, you know?
794
00:55:39,118 --> 00:55:41,120
And it just-- it really proved
to me
795
00:55:41,163 --> 00:55:43,252
the treatment's working.
796
00:55:43,296 --> 00:55:44,993
Oh, Graham.
797
00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:49,215
Oh. [sniffs]
798
00:55:49,258 --> 00:55:52,392
Now, let this show you
799
00:55:52,436 --> 00:55:57,354
what determination has yielded--fruit!
800
00:55:57,397 --> 00:56:00,095
Now I want you all
to look at Graham's strength
801
00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:03,403
and how she worked her waythrough this five-step program.
802
00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:06,493
Oh, and by the way, I'm very
disappointed
in the rest of you,
803
00:56:06,537 --> 00:56:10,279
and I have scheduled a meeting
with each of your parents.
804
00:56:10,323 --> 00:56:13,979
If you can't listen to me,
then perhaps you'll listen to
them.
805
00:56:15,197 --> 00:56:17,286
[Joel] No, I didn't go to The
Cocksucker,
806
00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:19,767
I've never been
to The Cocksucker, I won't.
807
00:56:19,811 --> 00:56:23,423
My cocksucking days are over. Iam normal.
808
00:56:23,467 --> 00:56:25,947
Mom, Dad, you have to believe
me.
I swear I didn't go anywhere.
809
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:30,256
You're not gonna tell
your parents, are you?
810
00:56:32,867 --> 00:56:33,825
[groans]
811
00:56:33,868 --> 00:56:34,869
[chimes]
812
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,266
Now, honey, your mom
and I both know
813
00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:44,836
that you didn't have anything
to do with that... that...
814
00:56:44,879 --> 00:56:46,446
Field trip to The Cocksucker.
815
00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:49,231
Field trip to The Cock--
[clears throat]
816
00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:52,147
But if you had gone...
817
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:56,282
You have to know
that you would be on your own.
818
00:56:57,283 --> 00:56:59,372
What's that supposed to mean?
819
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:02,201
Well, you can't come home.
820
00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:06,553
We can't allow you to livean unhealthy lifestyle under ourroof.
821
00:57:08,294 --> 00:57:11,558
So, Megan, if that is what you
choose,
822
00:57:11,602 --> 00:57:15,606
you're choosing
to cut us out of your life.
823
00:57:18,217 --> 00:57:20,654
Well, great. Great.
824
00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:23,570
Now, uh, what do you want to
tell us?
825
00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:27,792
Just that you don't have
anything to worry about.
826
00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:33,319
I've been missing Jared a lot
827
00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:35,626
and can't wait to see him again.
828
00:57:35,669 --> 00:57:38,237
Oh, Megan, that's wonderful.
829
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,588
Now, you just keep up the good
work,
830
00:57:41,632 --> 00:57:44,373
and we'll be back to see you
graduate.
831
00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:46,027
[Peter] You'll be home before
you know it.
832
00:57:46,071 --> 00:57:47,812
Bye-bye, sweetie.
833
00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:51,468
You be a good girl.
834
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:53,774
Good-bye, dear.
835
00:57:57,212 --> 00:57:59,301
[sighs] Hmm.
836
00:58:01,303 --> 00:58:02,696
- [ring]
- [beep]
837
00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:04,350
[voicemail] This is
Larry and Lloyd Morgan-Gordon.
838
00:58:04,393 --> 00:58:06,657
- Leave us a message.
- [beep]
839
00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:10,008
I know you're there! Now pick itup!
840
00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:12,010
Listen to me, you little
inverts,
841
00:58:12,053 --> 00:58:14,665
Okay, you want to play rough
with my kids?
842
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:17,624
Then I can play rough with you.
843
00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:19,539
- Time's up.
- Oh, yes, thank you.
844
00:58:22,150 --> 00:58:25,371
[sighs] We've gota little situation to deal with.
845
00:58:25,414 --> 00:58:27,242
[all chanting] Adam and Eve,
not Adam and Steve!
846
00:58:27,286 --> 00:58:29,418
Adam and Eve, not Adam and
Steve!
847
00:58:29,462 --> 00:58:31,508
[Mary] You have other options.
848
00:58:31,551 --> 00:58:33,335
Don't you want to be normal?
849
00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:34,989
[all] Adam and Eve,
not Adam and Steve!
850
00:58:35,033 --> 00:58:37,905
Hey! I know you! I saw you lastnight!
851
00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:41,213
Hey, your daddy know you're a
faggot?!
852
00:58:41,256 --> 00:58:42,780
[all jeering]
853
00:58:42,823 --> 00:58:45,043
Good shot, Graham!
854
00:58:45,086 --> 00:58:46,827
What are you doing?
855
00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:49,482
What if he saw us kissing?
What do you want me to do?
856
00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,745
[all] We're not queer!
We're not going anywhere!
857
00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:53,573
We are here! We're not queer!
858
00:58:53,617 --> 00:58:55,401
We're not going anywhere!
859
00:58:55,444 --> 00:58:57,098
That's it!
860
00:58:57,142 --> 00:58:59,579
You better retreat! We're comin'out!
861
00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:00,711
[all screaming]
862
00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:07,369
Is this what you teach now,
Mary,throw stones from glass houses?!
863
00:59:07,413 --> 00:59:09,763
You're gonna have a lot
of broken glass around you.
864
00:59:09,807 --> 00:59:12,679
It's part of the process, Lloyd.
865
00:59:12,723 --> 00:59:14,899
It's not easy for them.
866
00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:33,526
- Excuse me.
- Oh, thanks.
867
00:59:35,093 --> 00:59:37,574
You know, you are so good
at being straight.
868
00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:41,403
Wow. You have really big
muscles.
869
00:59:41,447 --> 00:59:45,233
I-- I keep forgetting about,
like, all these little things.
870
00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:48,759
Get her cake, get her the cake.
871
00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:50,935
- Can I rub them?
- Hmm?
872
00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:52,937
A little cake right there.
873
01:00:02,511 --> 01:00:03,338
[Rock moans]
874
01:00:05,253 --> 01:00:06,428
That's good.
875
01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:11,303
Oh, yeah.
876
01:00:11,346 --> 01:00:12,826
Mm.
877
01:00:16,003 --> 01:00:17,004
Mm.
878
01:00:17,048 --> 01:00:19,833
- You're really manly.
- Thanks.
879
01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:23,228
- I like that. Manly is good.
- I feel like the aggressor.
880
01:00:23,271 --> 01:00:27,232
That's nice. Yeah...
881
01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:34,500
[glissando chimes playing]
882
01:00:34,543 --> 01:00:39,200
You will all be graded in each
category,
883
01:00:39,244 --> 01:00:42,943
and those of you who pass
will move on to step five--
884
01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:46,817
simulated sexual lifestyle.
885
01:00:46,860 --> 01:00:50,951
And those of you who fail
will be sent home.
886
01:00:50,995 --> 01:00:54,085
Boys with Mike, girls with me.
887
01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:58,655
["Ray of Sunshine" by Go Sailorplaying]
888
01:01:33,472 --> 01:01:35,474
♪♪
889
01:01:39,521 --> 01:01:41,262
[grunting]
890
01:01:46,093 --> 01:01:47,573
Come on! Come on!
891
01:01:49,575 --> 01:01:50,576
[screams]
892
01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:54,667
Essay Topic: "My root
893
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:58,366
and how it prevented me
from heterosexual loving."
894
01:02:02,588 --> 01:02:04,590
♪♪
895
01:02:14,643 --> 01:02:20,127
Now, in order to successfully
navigate
the treacherous sea of
temptation,
896
01:02:20,171 --> 01:02:24,436
one must first enter a life
out of homosexuality.
897
01:02:25,654 --> 01:02:27,744
I've never seen such a
determined group,
898
01:02:27,787 --> 01:02:31,312
and I am passing all...
899
01:02:33,184 --> 01:02:34,489
but one of you.
900
01:02:35,621 --> 01:02:36,883
- Andre?
- Hmm?
901
01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:39,625
You may pack your bags.
902
01:02:41,192 --> 01:02:42,802
Now there's cake in the kitchen.
903
01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:44,412
You'll want to rest up for the
simulation.
904
01:02:44,456 --> 01:02:47,154
Michael, congratulations.
905
01:02:48,982 --> 01:02:51,768
[sobs] I just wasn't meant to bebutch.
906
01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:54,814
I'm a sissy.
907
01:02:56,207 --> 01:02:57,556
No.
908
01:02:59,210 --> 01:03:01,299
- You should be proud of who youare.
- [sobbing]
909
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,868
Hello?
910
01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:08,567
I-- I mean, you're more than
just a sissy.
911
01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:13,093
You're nice and-- and clean andsmart,
912
01:03:13,137 --> 01:03:16,618
and sexy and firm and luscious
and--
913
01:03:16,662 --> 01:03:18,925
Excuse me.
914
01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:20,492
The last thing I need right now
915
01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,842
is some fruit
who just proved he's straight
916
01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:25,279
telling my ass how sexy I am.
917
01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:26,498
Ugh!
918
01:03:27,673 --> 01:03:29,936
Congratulations, liars!
919
01:03:29,980 --> 01:03:32,504
You know who you are,
and you know who you want.
920
01:03:32,547 --> 01:03:35,637
Ain't nobody gonna change that!Shit.
921
01:03:40,077 --> 01:03:41,252
[crickets chirping]
922
01:04:19,899 --> 01:04:21,858
♪♪
923
01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:03,377
["Glass Vase Cello Case"
by Tattle Tale playing]
924
01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:51,469
♪♪
925
01:06:06,397 --> 01:06:07,746
Graham?
926
01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:14,753
I never felt that way before...
927
01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:17,669
except...
928
01:06:20,237 --> 01:06:21,412
Except for what?
929
01:06:22,848 --> 01:06:24,937
- Don't laugh, okay?
- I won't.
930
01:06:26,852 --> 01:06:30,334
- Except for when I was
cheerleading.
- [snickers]
931
01:06:32,162 --> 01:06:34,686
- Really?
- I'm serious.
932
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:40,257
So it sounds stupid to you,
but I really love it.
933
01:06:42,955 --> 01:06:45,436
Cheerleading's the one thing
that's kept me happy.
934
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,400
It's exhilarating.
935
01:06:57,143 --> 01:07:00,059
I would love to see you cheer.
936
01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:03,106
- Don't make fun of me.
- No, I'm not, I'm not.
937
01:07:05,891 --> 01:07:09,851
Did you ever think maybe I'm
just jealous
that you love something?
938
01:07:09,895 --> 01:07:12,419
["Glass Vase Cello Case"
continues playing]
939
01:07:24,475 --> 01:07:25,998
Get out of bed!
940
01:07:27,391 --> 01:07:31,438
You hormonal hussy!
I can't believe you did this.
941
01:07:31,482 --> 01:07:34,485
You were supposed to be the rolemodel.
Now get up right now!
942
01:07:35,486 --> 01:07:37,270
What did I do?
943
01:07:37,314 --> 01:07:40,143
[Sinead] A little sleepover withGraham.
944
01:07:40,186 --> 01:07:41,709
Ugh!
945
01:07:41,753 --> 01:07:44,060
Get dressed right now!
946
01:07:46,671 --> 01:07:50,457
You, of course, understand
what your little adventure has
cost you.
947
01:07:50,501 --> 01:07:54,331
You'll be removed from the
program
and the premises at once.
948
01:07:54,374 --> 01:07:56,724
I understand.
949
01:07:56,768 --> 01:07:59,423
And, of course, your parents
have made it very clear
950
01:07:59,466 --> 01:08:01,512
that you are just
not welcome home anymore,
951
01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:04,254
so you will be left to your owndevices.
952
01:08:06,343 --> 01:08:09,346
I mean there-- there may be
one thing that you can do
953
01:08:09,389 --> 01:08:11,261
where we could work out
some kind of a deal.
954
01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:13,437
I'll let you stay...
955
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,743
and graduate with the rest of
your class,
956
01:08:15,787 --> 01:08:18,790
but you must do me one favor inreturn.
957
01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:20,270
Partner in simulation with Rock.
958
01:08:20,313 --> 01:08:21,227
Rock?
959
01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:25,753
I don't think that would work.
960
01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:28,452
[singing along] ♪ Party train
961
01:08:28,495 --> 01:08:30,497
["Party Train" by RuPaul
playing]
962
01:08:32,238 --> 01:08:33,674
Oh, for Pete's sake!
963
01:08:36,634 --> 01:08:39,202
[continues singing along]
964
01:08:39,245 --> 01:08:42,988
Rock! Turn it off!
965
01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:49,516
We've lost Megan.
966
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,736
She just wasn't strong enough,
967
01:08:51,779 --> 01:08:54,913
but you still have
a chance to save yourself.
968
01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:56,654
It's your choice.
969
01:08:56,697 --> 01:08:59,613
You can run off with Megan
and turn into a raging bull
dyke,
970
01:08:59,657 --> 01:09:04,052
or you can do the simulation andgraduate
and lead a normal life.
971
01:09:04,096 --> 01:09:07,969
There is no choice.
You came here to graduate,
972
01:09:08,013 --> 01:09:10,146
and that is exactly
what you're going to do.
973
01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:12,539
You understand me, young lady?
974
01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:15,847
This is exactly why your motherleft.
975
01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:17,762
Are you ready to lose your
father?
976
01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:33,691
[door opens]
977
01:09:41,699 --> 01:09:43,222
Then it's settled.
978
01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:46,269
Graham will partner
with Rock in simulation.
979
01:09:46,312 --> 01:09:49,185
Megan, you're out.
980
01:09:49,228 --> 01:09:50,708
Skedaddle.
981
01:09:52,275 --> 01:09:55,321
[mouthing] I-I can't. I'm sorry.
982
01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:01,109
♪♪
983
01:10:37,015 --> 01:10:39,931
- [boy] What do you want?
- I need to talk to Lloyd and
Larry.
984
01:10:39,974 --> 01:10:41,324
But you're from True Directions.
985
01:10:41,367 --> 01:10:44,849
Yeah... Hey, not anymore!
986
01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:50,681
[Larry] All right, kid. Get in
here.
987
01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:52,335
Come on, move your tush.
988
01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:55,990
I can't go back.
989
01:10:56,034 --> 01:10:58,993
I thought you could teach me
how to be a lesbian.
990
01:10:59,037 --> 01:11:02,606
What they wear,
where they live, you know.
991
01:11:04,085 --> 01:11:06,436
Uh, Megan, we can't help you
with that.
992
01:11:06,479 --> 01:11:09,743
There's not just one way to be alesbian.
993
01:11:09,787 --> 01:11:12,311
You just have to continue to bewho you are.
994
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:17,011
- Dolph?
- Megan!
995
01:11:18,099 --> 01:11:19,710
- Oh!
- [Megan laughs]
996
01:11:19,753 --> 01:11:21,799
Thank you so much for saving mefrom that place.
997
01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:23,670
What are you doing here?
998
01:11:23,714 --> 01:11:28,022
I live here, or at leastuntil I find a way to make it onmy own.
999
01:11:29,372 --> 01:11:30,329
Oh.
1000
01:11:30,373 --> 01:11:32,026
It's way better than T.D.
1001
01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:35,334
We all get our own rooms
and curfew's midnight,
1002
01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:37,118
but we have to share bathrooms.
1003
01:11:37,162 --> 01:11:39,033
Well, not at the same time, of
course.
1004
01:11:39,077 --> 01:11:40,818
Of course.
1005
01:11:40,861 --> 01:11:42,776
Come on, it's gonna be okay.
1006
01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:44,561
No, it won't.
1007
01:11:47,128 --> 01:11:49,957
She was supposed to leave
with me, and she didn't.
1008
01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:53,134
Whoa, slow down. Who?
1009
01:11:53,178 --> 01:11:54,397
Graham.
1010
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,747
I knew it! She was into you
from the start.
1011
01:11:58,139 --> 01:11:59,793
Then why didn't she come with
me?
1012
01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:01,491
Well, maybe she was scared.
1013
01:12:01,534 --> 01:12:03,231
Like I'm not?
1014
01:12:03,275 --> 01:12:06,278
Believe me, you're better off
here.
1015
01:12:08,628 --> 01:12:10,630
♪♪
1016
01:12:12,676 --> 01:12:14,373
[Mary] Graham.
1017
01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:15,940
Pay attention!
1018
01:12:15,983 --> 01:12:17,811
Action, Rock.
1019
01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:19,857
[glissando chimes playing]
1020
01:12:20,858 --> 01:12:22,860
♪♪
1021
01:12:28,387 --> 01:12:30,650
Now lean in and kiss her.
1022
01:12:33,261 --> 01:12:34,611
Nice, Rock.
1023
01:12:34,654 --> 01:12:38,310
Now feel how soft and vulnerableshe is.
1024
01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:39,572
Isn't it wonderful?
1025
01:12:40,617 --> 01:12:43,663
Now, Graham, let him take the
lead.
1026
01:12:45,622 --> 01:12:48,625
A little tongue. He loves you.
1027
01:12:48,668 --> 01:12:51,845
He wants to be with you,
the way God intended.
1028
01:12:52,977 --> 01:12:55,414
To be inside you.
1029
01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:57,677
His love muscle thrusting.
1030
01:12:57,721 --> 01:12:59,070
[disgusted groans]
1031
01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:02,029
Cut!
1032
01:13:02,073 --> 01:13:04,031
Megan, we thought that Dolph
should take you out this week
1033
01:13:04,075 --> 01:13:05,816
to celebrate your new freedom.
1034
01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:08,079
- How would that be?
- Sure.
1035
01:13:08,122 --> 01:13:11,691
So, Megan, what do you want to
do now?
1036
01:13:11,735 --> 01:13:13,867
Um, Larry,
1037
01:13:13,911 --> 01:13:16,348
Megan just made a very traumaticdecision,
and she's still moving through
things.
1038
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:20,526
Well, I-- I just thought that wecould
check out some schools in the
city
1039
01:13:20,570 --> 01:13:24,617
- and I could, uh--
- She's not ready... sweetie.
1040
01:13:24,661 --> 01:13:27,359
You know, I am just
asking a simple question.
1041
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:28,665
I'm not interrogating her--
1042
01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:30,623
Now we're movingto that aggressive space again.
1043
01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:31,929
Can I even ask a question around
here?
1044
01:13:31,972 --> 01:13:33,974
Now I feel you're moving
into your victim stance.
1045
01:13:34,018 --> 01:13:37,674
I was not attacking. I was
verbalizing.
1046
01:13:39,676 --> 01:13:43,331
I just feel like you don't valuemy opinion anymore.
1047
01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:45,246
Seems like nothing I do pleasesyou and...
1048
01:13:45,290 --> 01:13:48,293
I feel inadequate.
1049
01:13:48,336 --> 01:13:49,250
Oh.
1050
01:13:50,338 --> 01:13:53,733
I love my Larry bear.
1051
01:13:53,777 --> 01:13:56,257
- Lloyd's sorry.
- Larry bear's sorry, too.
1052
01:13:59,696 --> 01:14:02,176
- [Lloyd moans]
- [sighs]
1053
01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:04,875
Okay, then. Dinner's ready.
1054
01:14:05,919 --> 01:14:08,574
Very good. Okay, who's next?
1055
01:14:08,618 --> 01:14:10,620
♪♪
1056
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:23,154
Okay, now remember that sex is
fun.
1057
01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:24,634
We're making love.
1058
01:14:24,677 --> 01:14:26,766
There's nothing dirty about it.
1059
01:14:26,810 --> 01:14:29,987
Sex is beautiful
when it's between a man and a
woman.
1060
01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:30,988
Mom.
1061
01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:33,686
Okay, now from this position,
1062
01:14:33,730 --> 01:14:37,516
the woman will spread her legs,opening like a flower.
1063
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,213
That's wonderful, Graham.
1064
01:14:39,257 --> 01:14:43,827
Now at this point, the man willinsert
himself into the woman.
1065
01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:50,964
Yes, that's...
1066
01:14:51,008 --> 01:14:53,227
yes, Rock, that's it!
1067
01:14:53,271 --> 01:14:55,360
Uh, Mrs. Brown?
1068
01:14:55,403 --> 01:14:56,753
What is it, Joel?
1069
01:14:56,796 --> 01:14:58,189
- What about foreplay?
- No!
1070
01:14:58,232 --> 01:14:59,886
Foreplay is for sissies.
1071
01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:03,281
Real men go in, unload, and pullout!
1072
01:15:03,324 --> 01:15:04,195
Mom!
1073
01:15:05,762 --> 01:15:07,764
["Evening in Paris" by Lois
playing throughout]
1074
01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:18,644
We can dance if you wanna.
1075
01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:22,518
You go ahead.
1076
01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:25,521
I think I need to go get some
air.
1077
01:15:41,232 --> 01:15:42,407
I miss her.
1078
01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:47,630
She's scared and maybe
she's making the wrong choice,
1079
01:15:47,673 --> 01:15:49,109
but it's her wrong choice to
make.
1080
01:15:49,153 --> 01:15:51,242
You have to be willing to walk
away.
1081
01:15:52,939 --> 01:15:54,898
What about you and Clayton?
1082
01:15:56,639 --> 01:15:59,250
Look, if he can't make a stand,he just can't make a stand.
1083
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:02,383
[sighs]
1084
01:16:04,298 --> 01:16:05,822
Well, what about you?
1085
01:16:06,997 --> 01:16:08,999
What are you willing to do?
1086
01:16:12,524 --> 01:16:14,526
[glissando chimes playing]
1087
01:16:16,441 --> 01:16:18,008
I am so proud of you.
1088
01:16:19,052 --> 01:16:21,272
Doesn't it feel great to be
straight?
1089
01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:24,623
To be out of homosexuality?
1090
01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:27,408
It's not always gonna be easy,
1091
01:16:27,452 --> 01:16:29,628
but at least we know what to donow.
1092
01:16:30,934 --> 01:16:32,892
Okay, girls, ready to go?
1093
01:16:36,026 --> 01:16:38,115
Give me the keys.
1094
01:16:38,158 --> 01:16:40,030
- Hope she's worth it.
- Is Clayton?
1095
01:16:40,073 --> 01:16:41,597
I'm doing this for you, not forClayton.
1096
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:43,076
Yeah, right.
1097
01:16:46,514 --> 01:16:47,646
[engine starts]
1098
01:16:50,736 --> 01:16:52,172
There he is.
1099
01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:58,918
♪♪
1100
01:17:21,549 --> 01:17:22,594
Let's go.
1101
01:17:34,954 --> 01:17:36,956
♪♪
1102
01:17:42,092 --> 01:17:45,312
[Mary] Welcome to the graduatingclass
of True Directions.
1103
01:17:45,356 --> 01:17:46,270
[applause]
1104
01:17:48,751 --> 01:17:49,839
Ladies and gentlemen,
1105
01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:51,710
may I present
1106
01:17:51,754 --> 01:17:55,061
our happy heterosexuals!
1107
01:17:55,105 --> 01:17:57,107
♪♪
1108
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,118
Oh...
1109
01:18:23,046 --> 01:18:25,265
- Jesus!
- Miss me?
1110
01:18:25,309 --> 01:18:28,138
- Why are you here?
- I came to get you.
1111
01:18:30,009 --> 01:18:32,142
I can't go anywhere, Megan.
1112
01:18:34,231 --> 01:18:36,233
♪♪
1113
01:18:58,864 --> 01:19:00,866
That was fast.
1114
01:19:00,910 --> 01:19:02,302
Where's Graham?
1115
01:19:03,869 --> 01:19:05,218
I gotta try again.
1116
01:19:15,925 --> 01:19:18,579
We've all gathered on this
special day
1117
01:19:18,623 --> 01:19:22,670
to celebrate the wonderful
True Directions.
1118
01:19:26,413 --> 01:19:29,852
And praise be to our Higher
Power.
1119
01:19:32,202 --> 01:19:35,118
Will our graduates please standagain?
1120
01:19:36,641 --> 01:19:37,903
Sinead Laurent.
1121
01:19:45,389 --> 01:19:46,694
Joel Goldberg.
1122
01:19:55,747 --> 01:19:57,531
Hilary Vandermueller.
1123
01:20:05,409 --> 01:20:06,889
Graham Eaton.
1124
01:20:17,290 --> 01:20:19,292
♪♪
1125
01:20:29,737 --> 01:20:31,739
[Mary] And now,
1126
01:20:31,783 --> 01:20:34,830
I think that in closing, we
should...
1127
01:20:45,275 --> 01:20:46,102
Graham.
1128
01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:54,937
♪ One, two, three, four
1129
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:57,417
♪ I won't take "no" anymore
1130
01:20:57,461 --> 01:20:59,158
♪ Five, six, seven, eight
1131
01:20:59,202 --> 01:21:01,900
♪ I want you to be my mate
1132
01:21:01,944 --> 01:21:04,337
♪ One, two, three, four
1133
01:21:04,381 --> 01:21:06,644
♪ You're the one that I adore
1134
01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:09,081
♪ Five, six, seven, eight
1135
01:21:09,125 --> 01:21:12,171
♪ Don't run from me 'cause thisis fate. ♪
1136
01:21:12,215 --> 01:21:14,217
["Glass Vase Cello Case"
playing throughout]
1137
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,577
I love you.
1138
01:21:28,971 --> 01:21:33,323
Megan! You stop it this instant!
1139
01:21:33,366 --> 01:21:37,762
'Cause you will wallow in the
smut
of your homosexual depravity
1140
01:21:37,805 --> 01:21:39,895
for the rest of your life!
1141
01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:48,425
Dolph! Come on, let's go!
1142
01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:51,297
- [engine starts]
- Megan!
1143
01:21:52,995 --> 01:21:54,518
Wait!
1144
01:21:58,652 --> 01:22:00,654
♪♪
1145
01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:30,989
[applause]
1146
01:22:36,386 --> 01:22:38,040
My name is Peter,
1147
01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:42,696
and my daughter is a...
h-homosexual.
1148
01:22:43,784 --> 01:22:45,351
[all] Hello, Peter!
1149
01:22:47,005 --> 01:22:48,964
["Together Forever In Love"
by Go Sailor playing]
1150
01:23:13,771 --> 01:23:15,773
♪♪
1151
01:23:40,537 --> 01:23:42,539
["If You Should Try To Kiss Her"by Dressy Bessy begins]
1152
01:25:00,399 --> 01:25:02,401
♪♪
1153
01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:22,220
["The Swisher"
by Summer's Eve begins]
1154
01:28:02,929 --> 01:28:04,931
♪♪
1155
01:29:45,554 --> 01:29:47,556
[instrumental music playing]
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