All language subtitles for American Teenager S02E12 Be My, Be My Baby.ecng

You would live
in the same room as Amy?

Where else would I live?
In the nursery?

I made the garage
into a room for you.

Why does she get
the big new room?

I'm never
going to have sex again.

With you.

You know I care about you.
I love you, Adrian.

You just tell me you love me
when you're trying to have sex with me.

I'm moving in.

I love having you here, Betty.

I'm never having sex,
ever again.

No one will believe that.

Moose is going?

Your mom doesn't want a dog.

So I called the guy
and told him to pick him up.

I want to look for furniture
for my room. I'll take you.

I love you, Tammy.

I want you.

George, I swear,
if you let anyone take this dog away from me,

you're never moving back
into this house, ever.

I would never even think
about touching Ashley. Never.

I think you would
think about it.

I met someone. A guy.

I'd like to go
to therapy with you. No.

I think we need
to talk to someone.

I thought
I wanted you and Mom to get back together,

but that means I have to
get back together with Amy, and I really don't want to.

Jeff, this is
my son Tom.

You're the boyfriend?

Hey, uh,

when do you think
you might be coming here?

Hello?

It's my kitchen.

It's my new kitchen.

It's my new house.
I live in a house now.

I got stairs,
and I've got a living room,

and I got a dining room,

and I can't see it all
from here,

because I live in a house.

I have a house. A house.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

Hey, I have an idea.

How about we go upstairs
and check out your bedroom?

How about we save that
for after therapy?

I told you,
we're not going to therapy.

Look, suit yourself,
but I'm going.

Yeah, I'm sure.

I called your therapist

and made an appointment.

I'm going this afternoon.

Oh, come on.
No you're not.

I am, and you can
go with me if you want.

No, I don't want.

And you're not seeing
my therapist.

No. I am.

Look, I've got
my own issues to work out,

and if you don't want
to be there to work out our issues as well,

then that's okay.

But I'm not going
to have sex with you

until I feel I have
some future with you.

Or at least some possibility
we could get married some day

and have our own family.

That's what I want.

Well, you don't always
get what you want.

No, I do.

You see this house? Ta-da.

Adrian, I'm not kidding.
I don't want you to go to Dr. Fields.

If you want to go
to therapy, fine.

But you can't go to therapy
where I go to therapy.

You said he was the best.

I want the best.
I deserve the best.

And I deserve you.

Adrian, therapy
is not what you think. Believe me. It's hard.

It's not just
talking to someone so you can get your way.

It's not just
getting someone to agree with you.

It's almost the opposite.

Part of it
is getting you to see

when you're not
being honest with yourself.

Oh, I'm honest.

I'm brutally honest.

That's how I keep it real.

Oh, would you look at that?

You can see right into
Amy's living room from here.

Like that's brutally honest?

Like you just discovered that?

That's why
you bought the house.

Oh. Right.

Speaking of which,

maybe your shrink
could figure out a way

the two of us
can see John together without Amy around.

He's not Merlin.
He doesn't do magic.

Nothing's
going to happen today.

It's a process.
It takes a long time.

It's slow.

I like slow.

Please, Adrian,

do not do this.
Do not go to my shrink.

You're just going to ruin
sex and therapy for me,

and those are the two things
I care about most.

Mm, you care about me?

Yeah. I do.

But we don't need
to talk about that in therapy.

You don't need
to talk about that in therapy.

I don't?

[Ashley clears her throat]

I'm so sorry.

I didn't realize
you already have the keys.

I was just making sure
I have everything.

And I do.

Okay. Uh, bye.

Enjoy.

Oh, and speaking of enjoying,

you know the window
is not a one-way mirror.

We can see everything
that's going on over here in the kitchen,

so you might want to get
some blinds or something.

Maybe change the locks.

Okay, bye.

I'll just go. Yeah.

I don't care
if anyone sees in here.

Do you?
Yeah. I do.

Our business
should stay our business,

and my business with Amy
should stay my business with Amy.

What goes on over here
should not affect

what goes on over there.

It shouldn't. But it does.

Da-da.

Yeah, that's Daddy
all right.

Da-Da.

Where's Mama, John?

Where's Mama?

* Falling in love

* Is such an easy
thing to do *

* Birds can do it
We can do it *

* Let's stop talking
Let's get to it *

* Let's fall in love

[Ricky whistles]

Howdy, neighbor.

You moving in too?

No.

I just always wanted to say
"howdy, neighbor."

Want to help me?

I doubt I can help you.

I need help myself.

Get over here.

You know there's a gate.

I didn't know.

So your girlfriend
getting all moved in?

Yeah, but your ex-girlfriend's
flying this week,

so she's not around.

Who asked you?

No one. Just thought
I'd let you know.

Why's that?
I don't know.

You do. You thought
you'd point out

that I've made
a few mistakes.

I was just pointing out
one mistake.

I didn't know there were
a few mistakes.

Why would you be
pointing out my flaws? You have your own.

Yeah, I know. Sorry.

Something tells me
someone's not having sex.

Too close to
the mother of your baby

to maintain a relationship
with your girlfriend?

No.

Adrian wants a commitment.

Commitment?
What kind of commitment?

She wants to know
I might marry her one day

and have children with her.

One day soon?
Just one day.

Anything's possible, right?

You could marry one day
and have children with her.

Adrian's a nice girl.

I'm not going to make
some promise I can't keep

just so I can--
You know.

Yeah, but it's
not a promise, is it?

She's not looking
to get engaged.

No, I don't think so.

She just wants to know
there's a possibility

we have some future together.

Seems reasonable.

Unless, of course,
you think you have some future with Amy.

Oh, no.

Oh, no? What do you mean?
Amy's not good enough for you?

You made it pretty clear
I'm not good enough for her.

I don't want my daughter
marrying someone

who's not in love with her,
and you're not.

I can tell by the way
you look at her.

It's not that
she's not attractive.

There's just no heat.

Heat, huh?

Maybe if you lived
at band camp there'd be heat.

I didn't mean
for that to happen.

I didn't plan it.

I like Amy.
I even love Amy. I do, but--

Don't say that again,
and never to her, okay?

Again, it's not
that she's not attractive.

Amy's really attractive, but--

Let me get
the shovel out,

so you can dig a deeper hole
than the one you're in.

I'm sorry.

Really, I don't mean

to offend you or her
or anyone.

I'm just trying
to figure things out.

But that you got figured out,
that you and Amy have no heat.

I didn't even
want to talk about Amy. I want to talk about Adrian.

What about Adrian?

Did you and your wife ever--

I'm not going to talk about
things I've done with my wife.

I just want
to know if you went to counseling together.

Like marriage counseling.
Course not.

The reason we have
such a great relationship

is we haven't gotten
anyone else involved in it,

other than the people
we cheated with.

You're divorced.

I keep forgetting.

I just-- I'm so confused.

How do you know
when you're with the right person?

There is no right person.
There's just a person.

If that's the person
you want to be with and have a family with,

then be with that person.
If you don't, then don't be with that person.

It's not that complicated.

Maybe not for you,
but for me,

it's extremely complicated.

You know my history.

It affects everything I do.

I have to think about
everything I do.

I can't just be with someone
because I want to be with them.

I might not want
to be with them three days later.

Sometimes it's not even
three hours later.

For me.

Come on, son.

You're not
that much more complicated than the rest of us.

My dad didn't abuse me.
He wasn't around to abuse me.

I learned everything I know
about being a great dad from Leave it to Beaver.

I just stepped it up a notch.

Look,
if I haven't said this--

I respect what you're doing.

Trying to leave
a different legacy for your son

than the one
you were given.

But?

No buts about it.
I respect that.

There are things
I like about you.

Like that, as well as the fact
that there's no heat between you and Amy.

What don't you like about me?

Your thick, gorgeous hair.

I used to have hair like that
when I was young. When I met Anne.

When Anne and I
got pregnant with Amy.

I never worried about
having heat with her.

I worried about
being a father to my daughter.

Look where we are today.
I'm just worried about being a father to my son.

If this is
some kind of message,

could you be
a little less subtle and a lot more direct?

Because I feel
just as confused as when I came over here.

Are you saying that
I should marry Amy,

whether there's
any heat or not,

or are you saying
I should just worry about being a good father

and be with Adrian?

All I'm saying is

if you don't feel obligated
to be with someone,

and you still want
to be with that someone 45, 50% of the time,

then you're probably
in love.

There's probably
some possibility

that one day,
you'll marry that person and have children.

Just tell Adrian that.

Tell Adrian that?

Heat lasts.

Even when love is gone,
heat will still be there.

You got that?

I guess.

Enjoy that head of hair
while you still got it.

Don't flaunt it.

Hey, what you got there?

Wings.

It's a big cooler
for little chicken wings.

It's a lot of wings.

Is that for me?

Uh--
That's okay.

Wouldn't want
to take anything

that doesn't belong to me.

I've done that.
It wasn't that much fun.

Cheating never is.

What?

Someone was just
reminding me

of some of my mistakes.

And you bring that up because?

I was thinking about it.
Now I'm thinking about this.

Why are you bringing
a barrel of wings over?

I want to ask Amy
if she wanted to have a backyard picnic.

Sunday afternoon,
that's when I first proposed.

It's just a romantic notion.

Romantic, huh? So you two,
you're still in love?

Oh, yeah.
All right, well--

You're not doing anything,
are you?

Doing anything?

You shouldn't be doing.

No.

You got a funny look.
Are you doing something

you shouldn't be doing
with someone besides my daughter?

What? No.

Are you thinking about
doing something?

What, you mean
somebody like Adrian?

Adrian? Who said
anything about Adrian?

I don't know
what you're getting at, sir.

Sir? Okay, you tell me
right here and now what's going on.

I'm not doing anything.

I'm not thinking about
doing anything.

Well, maybe you ought to.

Maybe you should let Amy know
you're thinking about her that way.

She's down right now
with Adrian moving in next door.

Might be good
for her ego if you tried a little something.

What?

I'm not saying
you should do anything,

but sometimes a woman
wants to feel like she's hot, you know?

This is a very uncomfortable
conversation.

Come on, just do it.

Just take some action.
Nothing serious. Nothing offensive.

Just something
that would let her know

that you find her--

Hot.

Yeah.

Mr. Juergens, are you okay?

Did you have a heat stroke?

Just do what I tell you.
Take it from a guy who's been married for 17 years.

You're divorced.

Damn, why can't I get that
in my head?

Because you and Mrs. Juergens
are having a baby together?

It was a rhetorical question.

Got it.

Son, let me
tell you something.

I'm about to become a father
for the third time in my life.

I've learned a few things
over the years.

When women don't want
to have sex,

they still want you
to want to have sex.

So want to have sex,
but don't.

Got it.

Thank you very much.

Hey.
Why's everybody at the back door?

What happened to
the front door?

There's a sign that says
"Don't ring the doorbell,

don't knock, baby's sleeping."

That explains it.
How are you?

I'm well, thanks.
How are you?

I got a lot
going on, Griffin. Lot going on.

Thought we were on
the same team.

Team Ashley.

Oh. Yeah, of course.
Of course.

And yet last weekend,
she's standing on the front porch,

making out while
you sit idly in the car

with the boyfriend's mother.
What's that all about?

They're not
going to do anything

on a front porch
with a spotlight on them.

They're not going to do
anything anywhere,

even with no light
on them.

Of course they're not.

I would put myself
between her and any guy.

You know what I mean.

I know what you mean.

So what do you have
going on?

You seem a little off.

I got a baby coming.
I don't know if I'm ready for him.

I don't know if I'm ready
for marriage and three kids.

Four, with your grandson.

And I hear you have
a special needs dog.

That may have been a mistake.

All of this may have
been a mistake.

I admit it,
not a lot of time's passed,

but I'm lonely, Grace.

And I had a good marriage.

But I like having
a man in my life.

A young man.

A much younger man.

Dad would not approve.

If your dad was around
to give his opinion,

I wouldn't be with
a young man.

Your point being?

That your dad's
not around.

It's so embarrassing.

What, that I would
be dating?

Yes. You should be in mourning,

not having sex with
some young, good-looking guy.

He is good-looking,
isn't he?

That's beside the point.

Grace.

Grace, don't make it
so important, honey.

It's not that important.

Then drop him.
I like him.

I don't.
You don't even know him.

That's why he's coming over,
so we can all get to know each other.

I don't want to know him.

I don't want to know
anything about him.

And I cannot believe
you brought him to church.

Mom, of all places, church!

He's Jewish.
It meant nothing to him.

I don't know
what I meant by that.

Everybody was staring at you.

And not you?

You and the minister's son?

No one was staring
at you and Jack?

I noticed none of
your TAG friends would come near you.

Is there a reason
for that? No, there isn't.

I'm not having sex.

I'm not being shunned
by my group,

if that's what you mean.

Are you having sex?

Are you having sex
with this guy?

Grace,

that's none of your business.

I think it's my business
if my mother is having sex.

Do you hear how ridiculous
that sounds?

No, it's not ridiculous.
What's ridiculous is the fact

that you brought
a guy to church

that you're having sex with
that you're not married to.

Hello. We're not
the only single people in church having sex.

Ah ha.

If we were having sex,

and we're not having sex.

And when we have sex,
that's between me and Jeff.

Not you, me and Jeff.

Fine. Go ahead.

Have sex.

But if you have sex,
I'm going to have sex.

You are too young
to have sex.

Oh? I think you're too old
to have sex.

Too old to have sex
with Jeff.

I thought you thought
I was too Christian to have sex with Jeff.

Obviously you're not
a Christian.

And you?
Are you a Christian?

Yes, I am a Christian.

I'm not having sex again
until I'm married.

What?

You heard it here.

Hi.

Hi. Well,
I'll let you two talk

while I go up and change.

Into something younger?

Yeah. And perhaps
something more Christian.

Maybe some strappy sandals.

Can you believe that?

My mom and her gigolo
at church?

She's disgusting,
and so is he.

You're not
going to have sex again until we're married?

I thought we were moving
in the other direction.

I changed my mind.

Maybe I can
change it back.

Okay, all right.

I'm fine with that.

No, you're not.

You would have had sex
yesterday if I'd let you.

I'd have sex with you
every day if you let me.

Well, I'm not
going to let you.

This isn't just
your period talking?

Shut up about my period.
You do not know anything about my period.

You got that?
I got it.

Why are you smiling?
No reason.

Maybe I should
come back in about five days, when you're in a better mood.

You think you're so clever,

knowing all about
girl stuff.

Hello? You thought you were
so clever, knowing about guy stuff.

Sports medicine,
groin injuries.

That's a perverse choice of
medical fields for a woman,

if you ask me.
Well, who asked you? Nobody asked you,

and I'll specialize
in whatever field of medicine I want.

I didn't know you want
to be a doctor. That's great.

What field are you in?
Gynecology.

Knew it.

She just got
her period yesterday.

Yeah, I didn't think
you were buying tampons for yourself.

Oh. Right.

Can I ask you something?
Yeah.

Is it possible for a woman
to get pregnant when she's on her period?

Wow.

Nice to meet you, too.
Jack, was it?

Yeah. Yes, it is possible,

and at 16,
when a girl's period is still irregular,

more possible,

so you should definitely
be using protection

and Grace should be
on birth control pills.

Oh, she is.
And I always use a condom.

So what are you guys
talking about?

Golf.

Hey, I like your sandals.

Oh, thanks.

I'm going to go upstairs
and talk to Grace.

I hope you have better luck
with that than I did.

Me, too.

So you think
they're not having sex?

They're not having sex.
Grace just told me they're not having sex.

Oh, oh, oh.

And we aren't
having sex either.

Sh.

I cannot believe
this is happening.

She's lost her mind.

Going out with the brother

of the doctor who killed
my father in a plane crash?

Who does that?

And just because he's Jewish,

that does not
give her an out.

They don't believe
in sex before marriage any more than we do.

They have the same big ten
as Christians do.

No murders, no false idols,

no other gods, no gossiping,

no stealing, never use
the Lord's name in vain,

keep the sabbath holy,

and honor
your mother and father.

He is not honoring my father.

She is not honoring my father.

Oh, and no adultery.
How about that?

No adultery.
Oh, and no coveting your neighbor's wife.

How about that?
He's coveting.

Does he live around here?
What?

Grace, there's probably not
a religious doctrine

that encourages
sex before marriage,

but people are
having sex.

People of all religions.
I don't even think

that atheists promote
sex before marriage, do they?

What's your point?

My point?

I want to have sex.

And we're too young
to get married.

What are we
supposed to do, Jack?

What are we
supposed to do?

I don't know.
But here's an idea.

Oral sex.

It's just an idea.

It's kind of a loophole.

It's still sex.

Not if you don't believe
it's still sex.

If you don't believe that,
everybody wins.

Sex is great.

It is.

What makes it great?

He does.

Okay, and me.

I got to give
a lot of credit to me.

I've got
a little technique.

But so does he.

[Dr. Fields]
Is it just the technical aspects of the sex

that make it so good?

Oh, and the degree
of difficulty.

I mean, we're pretty much
comfortable doing anything.

[Dr. Fields]
I was talking about emotion.

How do you feel
after you have sex?

You want to take that one?

I don't even want to be here.

Okay, well,
I don't know about him,

but I feel good after sex.

Really good.

And I sleep well, too.

Although other times,

it makes me feel
really energetic.

And hungry.

How do you feel about Ricky
after sex?

Good.

[Dr. Fields]
Good? Mm-hm.

Good in what way?

I feel really
close to him.

And I love it
when he stays around for a little while.

Other guys I've been with,
I don't care if they stay around or not.

[Dr. Fields]
That's interesting.

Ricky, when you
stay around,

how long do you stay around?

Not overnight.
[Dr. Fields] And why is it?

You're out on your own now.
You have your own place.

You don't have to report
to your mom and dad.

Why don't you spend the night?

Because I don't want to.

Why not?

Because I don't.
I like to be alone.

Especially after I have sex.

So Adrian would like
a little more time with you after sex,

and you'd like
to be alone.

I know why Ricky
wants to be alone.

But Adrian, you tell me
why you'd like a little more time with Ricky.

I don't know. I just
would like more time with him.

At what age
did you start having sex?

Why?

Are you uncomfortable
answering that question?

No. No.

15.

[Dr. Fields]
Tell me about it.

Really? 'Cause I've never
told him about it.

I never wanted to know.

You don't have to talk
about it if you don't want to, Adrian,

but sometimes the first time
has an impact on

your subsequent
sexual relationships.

I was just trying
to get to know you better

so I can help you with
whatever you want me to help you with.

It was with
my best friend.

My neighbor Antonio.

Jeeze, do I have to
hear this?

You don't want to hear this,
you can step out of the room.

Tell me about Antonio.

Older?

No. No, no.
It wasn't like that.

It wasn't some older guy
talking me into having sex.

Antonio and I
grew up together.

We lived in the same
apartment building for seven years.

We rode the school bus
together

and we hung out.

We had sleepovers.

We were best friends.

And then, one day,

he said he was moving.

Just like that.

So we decided
we'd do it.

We always thought
we would do it.

We wanted to be
each other's first.

And last.

We always talked about

getting married
and how many children we were going to have,

where we were
going to live.

We loved each other.

I loved him.

And he loved me.

But he had to move.

He didn't have
any other choice.

So what happened
to him?

You didn't
stay in touch?

No.

Because?

Because it was never
going to be the same.

It was a really,
really wonderful night.

We went up on the roof
of the building

and we took our sleeping bags,

like we had done
a lot of times before.

Only this time,
we zipped them up together.

We listened to music

and we watched the moon.

It was a really, really
wonderful night.

It was magic.

And then it was over

and he was gone.

And you never
heard from him again?

We agreed not to call
or write each other.

There was no point.

No point to staying
in touch with each other?

Why is that?

Because--

Because he was moving
to another state for cancer treatment.

He had cancer.

I told you it wasn't easy.

Yeah, you told me.

Would you two like
to talk to each other, alone?

Could we?

Sure.

So that's why
you want a commitment?

You're afraid I'm just
going to leave and never see you again.

Yeah, I guess I am.

Gosh, I hadn't
thought about him in a long time.

You're the first guy
I've had feelings for since him.

And with Antonio,
I don't know if we were friends

and I loved him,
but not like I love you.

I guess I'm afraid that
you could just walk out of my life, too.

Sometimes there's just
no choice, Adrian.

We don't know
what's going to happen.

We're 17.

We wouldn't know
what's going to happen if we were 70.

Right.

That's why we just
have to see how it goes.

There are no guarantees,
Adrian,

that we're going to live
happily ever after.

This is depressing.

Yeah, it is.

But I know what would
make you feel better.

I know what would
make me feel better, anyway.

Sex.

Not just sex.

I'll spend the night.

We'll talk.

Spend the night?

The whole night?

It's your first night
in the house.

Ruben's going to be home.

We can stay
at my apartment.

If you want.

Aren't you ever afraid
of losing someone you love?

What do you mean?

Aren't you afraid
that one day,

Amy will move away
and take John with her?

I don't like
to think about that stuff.

You better
think about that stuff,

because it could happen.

What if the baby
had been her mother's boyfriend's baby

and Amy moved with her mother
to that house near her grandmother?

What if that had happened?

I don't like to play
what if.

Ricky, you're his father.

You have to think
about those things,

because it could happen.

She could take him away.

If she does, I don't guess
there's anything I could do but follow her.

You know, there are
other things you can do.

You can go to court

and get your rights
to see your son

established before
anything happens.

You need to have some sort of
legal custody agreement

before something happens,
not after something happens.

I don't want
to get into court.

What if they go into
my background

and decide I shouldn't
even be around my son?

What happens then?

I thought you didn't like
to play what if.

Who would stand up
for me in court?

Who would say that a boy
needs be with his father, who was abused by his father?

People who know you
and love you.

People who know
what a good guy you are.

People who want to help you
break the cycle of abuse

and believe you can do it.

I can't.

I can't open the door.

If she leaves, she leaves.

She's not going to leave.
She's not going to take John anywhere.

I'm just saying
you have rights.

I have privileges.
I don't want my privileges taken away.

Then fight
for what's yours, Ricky.

Are you worried that Amy
will take John away from me,

or are you worried that Amy
will take me away from you?

Amy's in love with Ben,

and Ben's in love with Amy.

Ben would make a better father
than I would, anyway.

Ben does not love John
the way you love John.

You're John's father.

And I'm not so sure
that Ben loves Amy.

Why is that?

I'm so mixed up.

I love Anne. I do.
I really love her.

But a baby?
What was I thinking?

The girls are almost grown.
I could have been out of here in a couple years.

Not that I want out of here.
I love Anne.

I already said that.

It's just that
I screwed everything up.

Once you cheat in a marriage,
there's no going back.

A baby's not going to make
any difference.

She's not going to
trust me again.

I went and got her pregnant.

What if she dies
in childbirth? She's old.

We're both old.

We're too old to be
starting over again.

Jeeze. I'm a mess.

[woof]

Thank you for the wings.

It was nice of you
to do that.

It wasn't
quite the same, though.

Eating in the kitchen.

I was hoping we could go
somewhere more private.

Somewhere where
we could talk.

Talk and do this.

Again.

What are you doing?
My parents are home.

And if they weren't home?

Well, they are.

I can't help it, Amy.
You get me so hot.

Really?

Yeah.

I've tried to stay away,
but I can't.

I want you.

Do you?

Of course I do.

What happened to
you wanting to find

an activity we're both
interested in,

like cribbage?

What happened is that
I did my best

to try to distract
my desires,

but I can no longer
do that.

That's more like it.

That's more like
the Ben I fell in love with.

I love that you want me.

Excuse me.
Just passing through.

Hope I'm not
interrupting anything.

You know what I've been
thinking about?

I know what I've been
thinking about.

I've been thinking about
your breasts again.

I think we should
get engaged.

Aren't we already
kind of engaged? Kind of married?

Yeah, but if it was official,

then maybe we could
move in together at your house

until we graduate
from high school

and get married.

And during that time?

We'd be having sex.

Lots and lots of sex.

Wow.

Wow. I'm going to go home
and talk to my dad about this.

Not about sex,
about the other part.

He already said
that you can sleep over,

but this maybe could be
more serious.

Kind of like
my dad and Betty.

Yeah. Mm-hm.

All right. I'm going to go.
I'll talk to you later.

You scored, man.
This is a great room.

It's like an apartment.

Maybe you could
help me decorate.

Why is that?
'Cause I'm gay,

and gay guys are good
at decorating?

No, because you're my friend.

And I've seen your room.
You are good at decorating.

It's a gift.

Okay, we need paint.
Black paint.

I'm thinking stripes.

Now bear with me here.

We need tape, painter's tape.

Some drop cloths.

We could stain the cement.

Do some carpet squares.

Put some small chandeliers
here and there as a contrast

of low-end, high-end.

I'm thinking Jacques Adnet
mixed with some Dorothy Draper.

You know, masculine-feminine
mix of some sort.

I have 50 bucks.

Or we can buy a lamp.

Yeah.

Just talk to her.

Talk to her?
Talk to your sister.

If you two are fighting,
you're never going to enjoy the room.

You're not.

Still your number one gay?

I'll let myself out.

Hey.

Hey.

Truce?

Sure.

Thank God we didn't
have to talk about it.

Yeah.

I just want to say
it's okay about the room.

I don't care.

You should have it.

Hey, get back
in that bed. Move it.

No, I just need
to move around for a little bit.

Because?
Because I'm uncomfortable.

Are you uncomfortable because
the baby's shifted around?

Maybe he's ready
to get out of there.

No. That's not it.

Do you want to go
to the doctor?

No, George, I just need
to get situated. That's all.

Are you sure you're not
going into labor?

How would you know
if I'm going into labor? I don't. I'm just asking.

Well, I think I would know
if I'm going into labor.

I know my own body.

Oh. Ow.

Ow.

Oh, no, George.

Oh, no, I think this is it.

I'll grab the suitcase
and start the car.

I don't think that
we're going to have time.

Moose, call 911.

I'll get him.
He's in the backyard.

George, don't you think
you should call 911?

What's going on?
I'm not sure.

I'm having the baby.

Oh.

Mom, breathe.
Breathe. It'll help with the pain.

Will someone
please call 911?

Oh, Moose is in the backyard.

Oh, I'll call them.

Thank you, Ashley.

I think this is really it.

I think he's really--

I think he's really coming.

Come on. I'll drive you
to the hospital.

We don't have time.

I can't make it
to the hospital.

Just try. Come on, lean on me.
Let's get in the car.

You do not want
to have the baby here.

I don't want to,
but I think I'm going to.

Ow. Ow.

Okay, just stay in the bed.

It'll be fine.

No, it won't. She needs
a doctor and nurses.

Mom, do not lay down.
We have to get you to the car.

We have to get you
to the hospital.

Amy, I can't.
The baby is coming right now.

We have a slight problem.

Evidently, 911 says
we've cried wolf too many times.

George.

Girls, get on either side
of your mother and hold her hands.

I'm going to
deliver this baby.

Jeeze, this is ridiculous.

Do it.

George, can you
really do this?

Can you really
deliver the baby with one hand?

I can do this with both hands
tied behind my back. You just push.

Come on, you guys.
Don't make me laugh.

Come on, we can do this.
We can. We have to.

You can't do that.

I have to.

You have to get engaged?

I mean,
you have to get married?

No, you don't.

I'm afraid I do.

Oh, jeeze.

She's not pregnant again,
is she?

No, but if
she were pregnant,

could we get engaged
and married?

What is this really about?

Amy really wants to move
out of the house,

and I really want to do
whatever Amy wants to do,

because I do not
want to lose her.

And you think you'll lose her
if you don't let her move into our house.

Or do you think
you're going to lose her

if your friend
from Italy comes over?

I have a friend
from Italy.

It's no big deal.

It is if you slept with her.

It is if you love her.

I can't love Amy
and some other girl at the same time--

Can I?

No, you can't.

Who do you love?

Amy.

I love Amy.

Are you sure?

No.

[knocking at door]

I was in the hallway
eavesdropping.

Would you like
a woman's opinion on this?

Yeah. I wouldn't mind.

Have sex with Amy
before you decide.

Hold it, hold it.

I don't know
about that, Betty.

What?
They're 16.

Amy had a baby.

They're a little young
to be having sex.

Yeah, but I thought Ben
was having sex with that girl from Italy.

I didn't say that.
You didn't have to.

I just thought you should
level the playing field.

Then what? Have Amy
have sex with a guy in Italy?

No. Ben should have sex
with Amy and see how it goes.

You shouldn't be married
to someone you're not sexually compatible with.

Believe me, it leads
to a lot of problems.

But if Amy's not ready
to have sex because she's too young,

and she does have a baby,
then you should wait until she is ready.

Until you're both ready.

But if the sex isn't good,

you got to face the music.

Is any sex not good?

[both]
Oh, yeah.

Sex is no good
if you're not old enough,

or mature enough,
or in love enough to make it good.

Make it good?

Make it well.

I left my cell phone
in the car.

You make it well.

You do, too.

I've got some news
for you.

I just got off the phone
with a private investigator.

I don't know how you're going
to feel about this,

but they found your husband
at the bottom of the East River.

Is he dead?

Yeah, Betty.
That was years ago.

He's been dead
for a while.

That makes me so happy.

I'm happy if you're happy.

Let's plan a wedding.

Oh, no, we don't
have to have a wedding.

We could just
run off somewhere.

No. You're going to be
my wife for the rest of my life,

and I want to treat you
to the wedding of your dreams.

Well, I want to treat you
to the honeymoon of your dreams.

That's what I'm
talking about, baby.

You did fine.

She's fine, George.

And so is the baby.

You sure you don't
want to go the hospital?

No. The hard part's
done, right?

Right. I'll come back tonight
to check on you, though. Okay?

And I'll stay with you,
Anne, just to make sure.

Thank you.

That was the scariest thing
I ever had to do in my life.

I'll say.

I thought I'd seen it all.

Nice going, everyone.

Nice going, Anne.

What would I have done
without you?

Is it too soon to ask
what we're going to name him?

What do you want
to name him, George?

Do you want to name him
after you?

You delivered him.
No, I don't want to do that.

I want to name him
after someone else.

Not Moose, I hope.

No, not Moose.

Although thank God
Moose managed to convince the 911 operator.

So who?
Yeah, who, Dad?

I was thinking
maybe your dad. Robert.

Robert Scott Juergens.

Really?

Hi, Robert.

Most people called
your grandpa Robbie.

Hi, Robbie.

Hi, Robbie.

Robbie.

Thank you, George.

No. Thank you.

No.

You say it first.

I am the champion
of sex talk.

Well, good night, Tom.

Oh. You still here?

Oh, I'm leaving.
But just so you know,

talking about sex
on the phone is illegal.

Oh, yeah? Call the police.

All right, look,
I had to say that. Your mom made me.

My mom knows?

Moms know everything.

Oh, really?
Does your mother know

that you had sex
with my mother?

Not only does she know that,
but she knows that I want to marry your mom.

But keep that
between you and me, okay?

Marry her?

Thinking about it.

What do you think?

I think I just
met you yesterday.

Hm. Too soon?

Whatever.

Good night, Dad.

Grace?

Just wanted
to say good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

I take it Jack went home?

Yeah. He went home.

I'm breaking up with him.

Oh, Grace.

I am.

Because?

I'm just not ready for
a serious relationship right now.

That movie was so lame.

And tomorrow is a school day.

We have to get up
in the morning,

and I'm not going
to be able to sleep.

I have a text message
from Jack.

What?

What happened?

They broke up.

Jack and Grace broke up.

No way.

Yeah.

Wow.

Because of you?

Well, not exactly, but...

Because of oral sex.

He put that
in a text message?

Well, yeah.
We have a code.

Someone wouldn't
break up with someone because of that.

Yeah, well,
Grace would.

No. No. She had to
have found out

that you two did that.

Oh.

What's the emergency?

I think I'm going
to break up with Amy.

Bologna.

No, it's not that.

It's just,
I'm not sure anymore.

I'm not really sure
I love her.

I'm not really sure
I want to have sex with her,

even though I told her
I wanted to have sex with her.

I love her. I really love her.

And I don't want
to hurt her.

This is going to kill her.

No, don't say that.

Maybe she should
be with Ricky.

Maybe she and Ricky
want to be together.

Maybe she and Ricky
should get married and raise their baby

because honestly, I don't--

I don't think I can do it.

I love you, Adrian.

I love you, too.

John's asleep in his room.

Mom and Moose are asleep
in her room.

Dad is getting to know Robbie
in the living room.

Sounds like a full house.

What do you think
is going to happen?

Think they'll ever
get married again?

Think we'll ever be
a normal family again?

We weren't a normal
family to start with, Amy.

Yeah.

I asked Ben if we could
get engaged so I could move over there.

Oh. I wondered why
you didn't care about the room.

Yeah. It's a stupid idea.
I don't know why I did that.

I don't want to get engaged
and move in with Ben

and get married
right out of high school.

I just want to start over.

I just want to start
my life all over again.

Well, you can't.

You just have to go on, Amy.

I can't go on like this.

I have to make
some changes.

Like?

I don't know, Ashley.

I don't know.

Well, that's good, Amy.

I think you should
make some changes.

Just 'cause you have John now
doesn't mean your life's over.

It just means you have to
realize your dreams in a different way.

Get some new dreams.

Dreams can change.

Hey there, Robbie.
Hey there, boy.

Whose boy are you, huh?

Whose boy are you?

Whose boy are you?

Whose boy are you?

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