All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.Ozzie.and.Harriet.S11E13.Rick.&.The.Boat.Model.1080p.WEB-DL.AMZN.H.264.DDP.2.0_track3_[eng]

[theme music]

"The Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet",

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

[music playing]

- Hi, Ginger.
- Hi, Ellie.

- Hi, boys.

You fellas are coming to our
dance Friday night, aren't you?

- Oh, sure.
- Who are you bringing, Rick?

- Well, I thought
I'd ask Stephanie.

- Hey, she's pretty cute.

In fact, I was thinking
of asking her myself.

- What did you say, buster?

- Oh, I said I was
just thinking about it.

- Well, start thinking
about asking me.

[laughs]

Well?

- Ah, honey, the only
trouble is if I ask you

then I have to pay for it.

- Well, you can stop
worrying, Diamond Jim,

we're giving the dance.

It's free.

- Oh, well, why
didn't you say so?

Say, honey, how would you
like to go to the dance

with me Friday night.
It's on me.

- I'll think about it.

So long, Rick.

- That's the trouble
with going steady.

They get so independent.

- Yeah, I guess so.

- Say, Rick, can you loan
me a couple of dollars

to go to the dance Friday night?
- What for?

Ginger told you it was free.

- Oh, I know they
always say that,

but I have to get my suit
pressed and get a gallon of gas

to drive to the sorority.

I wonder if it's worth it.
[laughs]

- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Fred.

- Have you seen Stephanie?
- Well, not today.

Why?

- Well, the Cowboys are
having a dance Friday night

and I thought I'd ask her.

- Well, I didn't know
you went out with her.

- Well, I haven't yet, but
there's no harm in asking.

- Now, let's see.

Where was it I saw her.

Oh, I remember, it
was at the library.

- Oh, great.
Thanks.

I'll see you guys.
- OK.

- Why'd you tell him
where she was for?

- I didn't tell
him where she was.

I just said I saw
her at the library,

and I did, yesterday morning.

But about five minutes ago,
I saw her at the malt shop

and I think about $5 will get
me to the dance very nicely.

That's five, F-I-V-E, five.

- OK, but remember
that's just a loan.

- Oh, naturally.

[laughs]

Well, Abe, you're
looking very nice today.

[music playing]

- Hi.

- Oh, hi, Rick.

- Hi, Barry.

- Never mind.

He says "hi."

- Oh, that's quite a dish
of ice cream you got there.

- It's my birthday.
- Oh, yeah.

Happy birthday.

- Thanks.

- Think you can handle
that all by yourself?

- Oh, sure.
I'm having some more tonight.

- Oh, you having
a birthday party?

- Yeah, would you like to come?

- Yeah, sounds like fun.

- Oh, it's just the
family, but we'd

love to have you come,
if you'd like to.

- And you don't have
to bring a present,

unless you really want to.

- Glad to hear that.

- Come on, Barry,
finish your ice cream.

- Hi, Rick.
- Oh, hi, Jack.

- What'll you have?

- Uh, let's see...

[music playing]

Oh, will you go to the
dance with me Friday night?

- Well, thanks,
but I don't Twist.

- Not you, Jack.

I'm saving you for
the junior prom.

I think I'll have
a chocolate malt.

- Chocolate malt.

- Well, how about it?
Will you go?

- Sure, it sounds great.
- Hi.

- Oh, hi, Fred.
- Hi, Fred.

- Hi, Fred.
- Hi, Barry.

Say, I've been looking for you.

Somebody said you were
over at the library.

- No, not today.

I was over there yesterday.

- That was probably just
somebody that looked like her.

- Oh, yeah.

Yeah, sure, Rick.

- You wanna come to my
birthday party tonight?

You don't have to bring a
present, unless you want to.

- C'mon, Barry, knock it off.

It's not a party.

It's just the family.

But we'd love to have you
come if you'd like to.

- Oh, well, thank you.

Yeah, I may do that.

Uh, Stephanie, there's
something I wanna ask you about.

- If it's about the dance
Friday night, you're too late.

- Barry.
- Seriously?

- I just invited her.

- Oh.

Well, good for you.

Nothing like having
your fraternity brothers

gang up on you.

- Well, that's the way it goes.

Maybe we could arrange
a blind date for you.

- No, I don't think
that'll be necessary.

I think I'll just come stag
and cut in on you a lot.

- Hey, that sounds like fun.

- No, it doesn't.

- Well.

I'll see you guys.

See you, friend.

- Nice, fella.
- Yeah, he sure is.

I like Fred.

- Think he'll
bring me a present?

- Just eat your ice cream.

[music playing]

- Here you are, dear,
this is all I could find.

- Aw, thanks, Mom.
That's perfect.

- Want me to wrap it for you?
- Nah, that's OK.

It doesn't have to be too fancy.
He'll just rip it off anyway.

- Well, if you need
any help, let me know.

- Oh, hi.

- Hi.
- Hi, Rick.

- Hi, Pop.

- Uh-oh, is this something
I'm not supposed to see?

- No, that's OK.
It's not for you.

- Oh, I don't want to
spoil any surprises now.

- Better luck next time.

- Old Ironsides.

Who's the model for?

- It's for Barry.

- It's for his birthday.

- That's a beautiful
birthday present.

- Well, he's got a
beautiful sister.

- And the competition
gets tougher every day.

- A lot of parts to that
thing, aren't there?

- Oh, that's what kids like.

- You sure he's old enough
to put this thing together?

- Oh, I think so.

- Well, it looks pretty
complicated to me.

Course, I'm not very
good at things like this.

- Oh, neither am I,
but I don't think

it'll be too tough for him.

All he has to do is
follow the directions.

- Yeah, they seem pretty clear.

- Are those the directions?

- Well, yeah.

[music playing]

Oh.

Well, you could just slide--

Or we could paste--

Well, uh, why don't you just
wrap it as a separate gift?

- Well, well, well.

Look who's here.

- Oh, uh, hi, Fred.

- Oh, I see you got a
little present for Barry.

- Oh, well, yeah.

- Well, I picked up a little
something for him, too.

- Looks like you kinda went
overboard there, didn't ya?

- What do you mean?

- Well, it's an awful big
present for such a small boy.

- Oh, well, I must
admit, it's pretty nice.

But then again, you know,
Barry's a pretty nice kid.

- Yeah, he sure is.

And lucky too to have such
a good-looking sister.

- Yeah, naturally.

Is anybody home?

- Well, evidently not.

Nobody answered the door.

- I thought they were
having a family party.

- Well, they probably
changed their mind

and went out to dinner.

Well, there's no sense
of sticking around here.

- Uh, Rick, just a moment.

Uh, there's one
other possibility.

- What's that?

- That you didn't
ring the doorbell.

- Didn't ring the doorbell?

How did you guess?

[chuckles]

[music playing]

- Well, hi, Stephanie.

- Well, hi, guys.

Come on in.

- Oh, we're not interrupting
anything, are we?

- Oh, no, I'm glad
you could make it.

Come on in the living room.

- Oh, thank you.

- Barry, do you know
where Mom and Dad are?

- They're in the kitchen.
- Hi, Barry.

- Hey, guys.
Are those for me?

- Yeah, happy birthday.

- Gee, thanks!

- Well, uh, at least let
them get in the house, Barry.

Come on in.

- Oh, thank you.

- Uh, ooh, I think you
know my mom and dad.

- Yes.
- Good evening.

- Good evening, fellas.

Certainly nice for
you boys to drop by.

- Thank you very much, sir.

- We were just going to have
some ice cream and cake.

Would you like some?
- Well, yes, thank you.

- Well, it sounds great.
- Mom?

- Yes?
- Can I open my presents?

Rick and Fred gave 'em to me.

- Well, OK.

You really shouldn't
have done that, boys.

- Oh, that's OK.

- It was our pleasure.

- Please sit down.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Boy, look what I got!

- Oh, gee, Barry.

Looks a little
large, doesn't it?

I can take it back and
exchange it if you want me to.

- Heck, no!
This is great.

Besides, I'll grow into it.

- Nice one, Fred.

You know, he's been asking
for a cowboy hat for a month.

- Oh, good.

- Barry, don't forget
Rick's present.

- Oh, yeah.

Hey, maybe it's a gun
holster to go with it.

- Oh, not exactly.

- Hey, what's this?

- Well, it's a model
of Old Ironsides.

- Oh, yeah, we're studying
about it in school.

- Well, isn't that nice.

That's very appropriate.

Thanks so much, Rick.

- Oh, well, that's OK.

- It looks to me like
it's a little difficult

to put together.

- Well, if it is, Barry,
you can always take it back.

- Heck, no!

Hey, Pop, this will be great
for open house at school.

- It sure would.

- They've been studying
early American history.

- Well, if you have any
trouble putting it together,

just let me know.
- OK.

- Hey, where are
the instructions?

- Oh, yeah.

Here they are.

- Well, now that
that's settled, how

about the ice cream and cake?

- Oh, that sounds great.

- Oh, well, I'll go get it.

- Um, may I help you?

- Oh, me, too.

- Can you imagine that?

Two big guys like they're
coming over here just to see me.

- Yes, they are.

[chuckles]

- Oh, boy.

- Hey, look at that cake!

- Hey, did you bake that?

- Yes, I did.

- Mm, tastes great!

- It sure does.

- You didn't even taste it.

- Well, it looks good.

Smells good too.

- Here, help yourselves.

- Well, thank you.

- Say, I don't suppose I
could coax you guys to take me

to a show tonight, could I?
- Well, sure, why not?

- Sounds great.
- I'll sit in the middle.

- No, you won't.

- Say, you boys sure made a
big hit with those presents.

- Oh, thank you.

- He loves the hat, and he's
all excited about showing

the model at school.
- Aw, good.

- We may have to take
you up on that offer

to help him put it
together, though.

- Oh, that's OK.

- I'm afraid my husband just
isn't the mechanical type.

- Oh, Rick is great
at that kind of thing.

- I wouldn't say that.

- Oh, don't be so modest, Rick.

Hey, why don't you get
started on tonight?

It's still pretty early.

- Oh, that'd be wonderful.

He has to have it finished
by Saturday morning.

That is, if he wants to
display it at the open house.

- Well, the only
thing is, Mother,

we're going to go
to the show tonight.

- Oh.

Well, why don't
you go ahead then?

Maybe I can figure it out.

- Oh, well, I wouldn't
want you to do that.

Uh, let me see.

The dance is tomorrow night.

- Rick, will you help me?

I got the plans all laid out.

- Well, OK.

- Wait until my teacher
hears about this.

- The open house is
Saturday morning, huh?

- Yeah.
You're gonna help me, aren't ya?

- Yeah, sure I will.

- Well, come on,
let's get started.

- Oh, uh, look, Barry.

They were all going
to the movies.

- Oh, that's OK.

I think we better get
this started tonight.

- Well, if you're sure, now.

I know Barry'd appreciate it.

- I'd sure love
to help you, Rick,

but I'm just no good
at that kind of thing.

- Besides, I know Stephanie was
counting on going to a show.

- Well, why don't
you two go then?

- Oh, gee, Rick, are
you sure you don't mind?

- Well, of course I do,
but go ahead anyway.

- Well, we'll see you then.

I'll bring you
back some popcorn.

- Gee, thanks, Fred.

Aw, Fred sure is a
nice guy, isn't he?

- Yeah, he sure is.

- Well, come on.

Let's get started.

- Well, just a second.

Fred will be right back.

- What do you mean?

- Um, Rick.

This is kind of embarrassing.

- Oh.

[music playing]

- You're doing a
nice job there, Rick.

She's become long OK.

- Well, thanks, Pop.

Difficult parts just beginning.

All this stuff like the
rigging takes so darn long.

- Why didn't you
get him something

that was already put together?

Like a cowboy hat.

- Careful, them's fighting
words there, pardner.

- Anyway I think it's awful
nice of you to help out, Rick.

- Yeah, I'm sure
Barry appreciated it.

- Yeah, so did Fred.

He got to go to the show
with Stephanie last night.

- Oh, really?

Well, I wouldn't
worry about that.

You didn't miss much.

Your mother and I saw
that picture last week.

Nothing.

- Thanks, Pop.

That really takes
a load off my mind.

Well, I'll see you tonight.

- OK.

- You're not gonna take that
stuff to school with you,

are you?

- Yeah, I'm gonna work
on it between classes.

The dance is tonight and I have
to have it all put together

by tomorrow morning.

- Well, lots of luck.
- Thanks, Mom.

See you later, Pop.

- OK.

- Yeah, Old Ironsides.

That was one of
my favorite ships.

If I remember my
history correctly,

that was launched in
Boston in about 1797.

It was in the War of 1812
under Captain Isaac...

- Hull.

I read that stuff
on the box, too.

- Ah, you're too smart for me.

[music playing]

- Hi, Rick.

- Oh, hi, Professor.

- Did you find what
you're looking for?

- Well, yes, sir.

- Canfield.

I'm not familiar with this one.

Huh, it doesn't look
very interesting.

What is it, a
special assignment?

- Well, yes, sir.
I guess you might say so.

- Well, a little outside
reading never did any harm.

Glad to see you taking such
an interest in your work.

- Oh, uh, thank you.

[music playing]

You mean you're not going
to help me with this thing?

- Of course not.

You tricked me into coming
over here and you know it.

- I just told you the truth.

- You said you were having lunch
with a very attractive model.

- How are you coming, Rick?
- Well, not too good.

This turned out to be a
bigger job than I thought.

- Do you think you'll
have it finished

in time for the exhibit
tomorrow morning?

- Well, I don't think
there's much chance of that.

- Ah.

Well, you gave it a good try.

You're not gonna to stay home
and finish it tonight, huh?

- No.
I can't do that.

I've got a date to take
Stephanie to the dance.

I don't wanna miss two
days in a row with her.

- Yeah, I see what you mean.

Did you definitely promise
Barry you'd finish it?

- Yeah, by tomorrow morning.

Well, maybe he's
forgotten about it.

- You think so?

- No, not really.

I know one thing for
sure, I can't very well

be dancing with Stephanie
and finishing the boat

at the same time.

- I'd take a whack at it
myself but your mother and I

are going out with the
Randolph's tonight.

- Oh, well, that's OK, Pop.

It's my problem, and I'll
work it out some way.

- Well, good luck.

- Thanks.

[music playing]

Oh, hi.
- Hi, Rick.

Come on in.
- Oh, thanks.

- Well, I see you got the model.
- Yeah.

- Well, you sure are going
to be a hero as far as Barry

is concerned.
- Oh, what do you mean?

- Well, he's a big
man at school today.

He told his teacher
about Old Ironsides

and she's going to make it the
center of the class display.

- You're kidding.

- No, he's all excited about it.

Poor thing is he was a little
afraid you might not finish it

in time, but I told him you
were a man of your word.

Should we go?

- Oh, uh, wait a minute.

- I should get down there early.

I'm on the
refreshment committee.

- Well, I'm afraid we've
got a little problem here.

- Oh, what's the matter?

- Well, the model's
not finished yet.

- Oh.

Well, how long will it take.

- Well, at least
three or four hours.

- Three or four hours?!

- That is if I knew
what I was doing.

- Oh, gosh.

Hey, do you think your father
could finish it for him?

- Well, he's not home, Rick.

He has a business appointment.
- Oh.

- Hi, Rick.

Let's see the model.

- Oh, hi, Barry.

- Gee, thanks.

- Uh, oh, Barry?

- Hey, it's not finished yet.

- Well, we were
talking about that.

You know, I think the
best thing for me to do

is stay over here and finish it
and I'll meet you at the dance

as soon as I can.
- Well.

- OK, I'll go sit up the table.

- Gee, I'm beginning
to wonder whether you

want to go out with me or not.

- I don't blame you.

Come on, I'll drive
you over there.

- Oh, don't worry about that.
I'll take my car.

Why don't you get
started with Barry?

- Oh, hi, Rick.
- Hi, Mrs. Martin.

- Well, have a nice time.
- Thanks, Mom.

Bye.

- Good night.

- I'll be there
as soon as I can.

- Oh, OK.

- Bye.

- Bye, dear.

Ooh, Rick...?

- Well-- oh, it's, uh,
kind of a long story.

Pardon me.

- You find out where
it goes yet, Rick?

- Yeah, I think I've got it.

- This sure is interesting, boy.

- Yeah.

- You sure are lucky.

- Wait, in what way.

- You don't have
to go to the party

and dance with all those girls.

- Oh, yeah.

[phone ringing]

- I'll get it.

Hello.

Oh, hi.

No, she's at the dance.

Rick's here.

Yeah, he's helping
me with my model.

OK.

Bye, Fred.

- Well, Fred--?

Was that Fred?

- Yeah.

- And you told him I was
here and your sister was

at the dance?
- Yeah.

Did I say something wrong?

- Well, Barry, this may
come as quite a shock,

but I'd rather be over there
at the dance with your sister.

- Then how come you didn't go?

- Well, because I wanted to stay
here and help you with a model.

- Well, gee, it's
not that important.

- Hey, maybe I could finish
it later on when we come home.

- Yeah, sure.

That's OK.

- OK, I'll see you later.

Oh, and don't worry about it.

I'll finish it if it
takes me all night.

- OK.
So long.

- So long.

[music playing]

Hey, George.

Hey, Doris.
- Oh, hi, Rick.

- Hi, have you seen Stephanie?

- Yeah, I just saw her
dancing with Fred a while ago.

- Oh, uh, thanks.

- Hey, Wally?
- Oh, hi, Rick.

OK, she's all yours.
- Hi, Rick.

- Oh, uh, hi, Ginger.

Uh, thanks, but I was
looking for Stephanie.

Have you seen her?

- Yeah she's around
here someplace.

I think she's with Fred.
- Yeah, what goes on here?

I thought you were bringing her.

- Well, I was supposed to, but I
got hung up with Old Ironsides.

- Who?
- Oh, there she is.

I'll see you later.

- Is that somebody we know?

- Who, honey?

- Old Ironsides.
- Oh, yeah.

Well, let's just say she's
an old battle-scarred veteran

that's seen better days.

[laughs]

- Hi.
- Oh, hi, Rick.

- Well, well.

Welcome aboard, skipper.

- Do you mind if I cut in?

- Of course I do.

Go ahead anyway.

- Well, that didn't take you as
long as you thought it would.

- Oh, you mean the ship?
- Yeah.

- Well, I didn't
quite finish it yet,

but I thought I'd come
over here for a while.

I talked it over with Barry
and he said it was OK.

- Oh, really?

- Well, maybe I'll just
stay for a couple of dances

and then go back.

- Well, if Barry didn't
mind, why don't you

stick around and have some fun?

- I kinda feel like a
captain deserting a ship.

- Oh, don't be silly.

- Well, coax me a little.

- I want you to stay, please.

- I just deserted.

[music playing]

[applause]

- Uh, uh, uh, uh, my turn.

- Oh, thanks.

I'll see you later.

- Bye.

- I hope he didn't step
on your feet too much.

- Oh, no, he's a
very good dancer.

- Oh, really?

That's a surprise.

- What's the matter?

Did you lose her again?

- Uh, temporarily.

I'd sure like to lose
Fred for a while.

Hey, I've got an idea.

- I don't like it.

- Well, you haven't
heard it yet.

- I know, but I can tell by the
look on your face it involves

me and I don't like it.

OK, what do I have to do?

- Look, just ask Ginger
to dance with Fred.

Keep him occupied.

- Well, how can I arrange that?

- Well, she could ask him.

He's a nice looking
fella and a good dancer.

- Yeah, but that might not work.

You know, Ginger
is a lot of fun,

but she's basically
a very shy girl.

You remember that
girl-ask-boy dance

they had a couple of months ago?
- Yeah.

- Well, she was so
shy she had to ask

a couple of other
fellows before she got up

the courage to ask me.

As I say, she's
basically very shy.

- Who's that?
- Oh, hi, honey.

We were just talking.

- Oh, well, as long as
you guys are just talking,

I think I'll go find
somebody to dance with.

- Well, could you do me a favor
and ask Fred to dance with you?

Kind of get him out
of the way for me?

- Oh, sure.
I'll cut in on him.

Look, I can get him out of
the way for the whole evening

if you want me to ask
him to take me home.

- She's just kidding.

What a sense of humor!

- Oh, there he is.

Hold this, fatso.

- I gotta go find Stephanie.

- OK.

Well, I guess I'll just
have to make the best of it.

- George, have you
seen Stephanie?

- What, did you lose her again?

- She was supposed to
be dancing with Fred,

but I can't find her anyplace.

- Well, I saw just a minute ago.

She said she was going home.

- Going home?

- Yeah, that's what she said.

- Thanks.

- Ginger?

Hey, George, have you
seen Ginger and Fred?

- No, I didn't.

Hey, what do I look like, a
private detective or something?

- I wonder what's
the matter with him?

[YELLS] Ginger!

Ginger!

- Hey, what's the idea?

- Oh, hi, Rick.

- Well, how come
you left the dance?

- Well, I started
to worry about Barry

and I thought I'd better
come home and see if I could

help him finish the model.

- Well, why didn't you say so?

I would have come with you.

- That's what I was afraid of.

You've done enough work on it.

Besides, I thought you'd
like to stay at the dance

and enjoy yourself.

- Well, how could I enjoy
myself if you weren't there?

I want to be with you.

- And I want to be with you.

- Well, come on then.

Let's go on and finish
all Ironsides together.

- OK.

[music playing]

- Well, it looks like
you're still working on it.

There's a light
on in the kitchen.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, hi, Barry.

- Hi.

- Hey, what's that?

- It's supposed to
be Old Ironsides.

- Well, where'd you get it?

- I made it.

I've been working on
it a couple of days.

- Well, how come?

- Well, Rick did all
the work on that one

and I can't take
the credit for it.

- Well, why didn't you tell me?

- I didn't want to
hurt your feelings.

You were having so much fun.

Hope you're not mad at me, Rick.

- You know something?

I'm real proud of you.

- Gee, thanks.

You think this looks OK?

- Sure does.
It looks great.

- Sure does.

- Thanks!

Well, I guess I'll
get off to bed.

- G'nite.
- G'nite.

- G'nite.

Well, that was a
pleasant surprise.

- Yeah, it sure was.

- Well, I suppose we could
go back to the dance.

- Oh, what for?

We can get some music.

Why don't we just
stay here and dance?

- Hey, yeah.

That's the best idea yet.

Try and get something
soft and romantic.

[music playing]

[MUSIC - RICKY NELSON, "IT'S UP
TO YOU"]

[SINGING] It's up, it's
up, to you, to you,

because I've done
everything I can.

I hope, I hope,
that you, that you,

say that I'm your loving man.

Make up, make up,
your mind, your mind,

and do what you're gonna do.

Well, you know how I feel
so I'm leaving it up to you.

Up to you.

It's all, it's all,
so clear, so clear,

that I would give everything
I own to have, to have,

you near, you near, and
never leave me all alone.

I need, I need, your
love, your love,

so darling please be fair.

Let me know where I stand and
I hope that you say you care.

Well, I've laid my
cards on the table,

and it's oh so plain to see
that I'm ready, willing,

and able to love you faithfully.

It's up, it's up,
to you, to you.

No, it's not for me to say.

You love, you love,
me too, me too,

but I hope you feel that way.

Make up, make up,
your mind, your mind.

And do what you're gonna do.

Well, you know how I feel
so I'm leaving it up to you.

It's up, it's up, to you.

Darling, it's up,
it's up, to you.

Baby, it's up, it's up, to you.

[cheering, applause]

- Tonight's "Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"

was brought to you by the
American Dairy Association,

representing the dairy
farmers in your area.

- Be sure to keep an extra
supply of milk on hand

for the weekend.

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