All language subtitles for LAD_ISBJOERNENE_DANSE

Now and then
there's a fool such as !

pardon me, if l'm sentimental
when you say goodbye

don't be angry with me
should I cry

now when you're gone

yet I'll dream a little dream
as years go by

now and then
there's a fool such as !

now and then there's a fool
such as ! am over you

you taught me how to love and
now you say that we are through

I'm a fool, but I'll love you dear
until the day I die...

Then there is the big bike race.
Ole Ritter is in the lead.

He's beating the old man
record! Should it succeed?

Here we see it, Ole Ritter.
He reaches it, he reaches it!

He unfortunately arrives
to parent meeting tonight.

... but I love you, I love you ...
(the plate runs in the same groove)

You look like an angel

walk like an angel

talk like an angel

but l got wise

you're the devil in disguise
oh, yes, you are ...

- Satan!
- Yes, it's no use.

GIem it. It's been 10 years,
you could do it with your hair.

What about you self?
Have you not put on a little, baby?

What do I have ...!

- Lasse, who invented the tie?
- Stop it!

You do not need to wear a tie.
It's just a parent meeting.

I want to ask the teachers about that.
Then we can see what they know

- What should you ask about?
- Who invented the tie.

Is that okay like that?

- Do not.
- I want to make a proper impression.

- Shall I drive you to work?
- No.

I'm not quite ready yet.

There must be another soon,
who can take the night shift.

Lasse, come, let's go.

Hello. It will be exciting to hear
what the teachers have to say about you.

Lasse, come on!

- Hi Lasse.
- How scared I was!

- For me?
- Yes.

Is not shown?

- (laughter)
- What do you think they are laughing at?

- Hi Lasse!
- Hey, Gubbi!

- Goodbye, gentlemen.
- Thank you for bidding.

See you, you ... You shall not
find yourself in a shit!

Come in. It's the school inspector
and our business supervisor.

- I'm sorry, but ...
- What are you upset about?

Dad ... you must not smoke in here.

Lasse ... Lasse does not really follow
included in the teaching.

He is uninterested.
He does not do his homework.

He is not motivated at all.

Neither in terms of knowledge
or socially.

Motivated ...
Has he not been motivated?

- What?
- It was you who said that.

Lasse has big problems.
He does not follow the lessons.

He absent.
He neglects far too much.

If it continues, I do not know
what Lasse will become.

He's probably going to turn into something.

- What guard did you want to be?
- Cyclist.

In Danish he has a 5-number.
A very small 5-taI.

In history 03, in mathematics I can
not give him any character.

I am constantly receiving complaints
from the other teacher.

Nobody knows what to do
line up with the boy.

He is perfect
insensitive.

- You mean he's stupid?
- I have not said that.

It is possible he is not a genius
and not doing homework.

But stupid, that's him
do not fuck!

Dad, let's go.

I am
really very sorry.

Was the bike good,
after I made it?

Hmm.

What do you want for juI?

Peace.

(a bump)

(everyone starts humming)

That's enough!

In the last test you had none
... I repeat, no real.

And then you have that audacity ad
start like this once ...

It was not me.

Do you think I'm an idiot?
Do you think I'm completely imbecile, huh?

(laughter)

Then it's good!
And then the earth out.

It was not him.

- Take care of yourself, Tina.
- They's unfair.

Sit!
What are you waiting for?

So I go too.

Then I go too.

Idiot.

That was not the intention
should go beyond you.

- Then ask if you can touch.
- I'm afraid they're too big.

Take it here.
It's damn fatter.

- Dad only likes classic.
- We'll find something else.

- Come on, Lasse.
- Yes Yes.

- Come on.
- (unclean rings)

It was him there!

Hey, hey, what is it,
you do, kid?

- Then release the boy!
- Mother!

You're all friendly, honey.

- Behave yourself.
- Let me go, you big fool!

What do you picture dew in?
Whoa, did you steal?

- We better get a guard.
- Mother?

- Hi, Master.
- Hi.

- This is my son, this.
- Hi Lasse!

- I want to pick you up today.
- I'm ready in a minute.

So let go of the boy!

Come on, Lasse.

(the cheerleader)

No, how good it was, Lasse!

(cheerful talk)

And 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... now.

- It was grandfather.
- (clap)

It was not you
this time, huh?

Bad luck in games, bad luck in love.

Goodbye, Grandpa. Do not drink it
all at once.

- That's not what it's been.
You and your old television.

He's damn stingy
to buy a new one.

- What should I do with a new one?
- Scrooge McDuck.

Yes, you can not see anything.

Happy Christmas
lovely christmas

angels daIe down in hiding

wish they fly
with paradise green

what they see ...

- It's not possible.
- I'm just getting some sewing thread.

You are complete
like a child.

Wise men say
only fools rush in ...

No, welcome, Santa!

Come on, Santa.
Thanks for last.

It's for grandpa.

To mother ... from Lasse.

- It's not for me.
- It's for you.

No, how fat is that?

- Have you not forgotten a package?
- What kind of package?

It's not very big either.
Now I'm going to get it.

- Have you seen ...
- Is it a small package?

- Is it for me?
- Yes, baby, from Joakim von And.

No, how nice.

You're not really smart.
What does such a thing cost?

Your big fool!

Now and then
there's a fool such as me ...

The last gift of the evening.
It's for you.

It does not say
who it is from.

Now it's the last package.

- Are you not going to open it?
- No ...

Come with you now.

Christmas Eve opens
immediately.

Well, though ...
That was a surprise.

- I'm going to be a grandmother again.
- It should be a surprise.

- Then you should not write a poem.
- Me?

'' To you, my dear.
The smith of my own fortune. ''

'' My heart and a piece of jewelry
in all its simplicity. ''

'' Our love is together
beautiful and incomprehensibly large. ''

'' The future father
and ditto mother. ''

What does the card say?

That was not the intention.

Now it's Christmas again

and Christmas lasts until Easter

now it's Christmas again
and Christmas lasts until Easter

no, that's not true
because occasionally fa ...

Now it's Christmas again
and Christmas lasts until ...

(there is a knock on the door)

I thought you were asleep.

Experienced coming home?

Lasse ...

What has happened is,
that I ...

... have met a man,
as ...

- So it's not my brother?
- Yes ...

But it's not Dad,
who is father.

And I think it's best,
if you follow me.

- Have you received any good gifts?
- Is it true that mother moves?

She's just going out
and play nice lady.

She deserved it too, didn't she?

Can't I stay with you?

At my place? ... No.

No ... I'll probably have to
to be a little alone.

What do you mean?

Come on, Lassemand.

Shut up, man.
Have you cleaned up?

Watch this.

I got it from my dad
as Christmas present.

It's called Blackie.
Is not it nice?

Do you want to keep it?

My mother hates animals.
If she knew, -

- she would kill it.
She would!

Okay, I'll probably take care of it
for a while.

Will be seen.

Does not?

Lasse, hurry up now.

I bought it for you!

Lasse, come on.

Lasse?

Yes?

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

(plays Elvis:Jailhouse Rock)

(loud scream ... and a bang)

People are damn insane.

What the hell do you know about that?

Welcome home.

Hilding Torstensson.
Welcome.

Where did I lay now
the corkscrew?

(classical music)

No, you must
preferably do not touch.

No, now just let me.

- Sk�I.
- Sk�I.

(plays Princess Toben)

(a bang)

Now just leave me.

- (another bang)
- What now?

This is not your room.
Now you have to see.

And here is the terrace.
It's beautiful here in the summer.

Okay?.

These are some prizes,
Hilding has won.

Do not touch them.

It's a creepy painting.
Do not touch it either.

And here, ladies and gentlemen,
here you see the world.

Lasse?

May one enter?

Well ... here you lie and have fun.

It's been my room.

But mom and I ...

Your mother and I ...

... sleeping downstairs next to the living room.

It's the best room in the house.

Have you been out
on the terrace?

You can put on your dirty clothes
in the laundry basket.

May I just see the bits.
Get straight up with your mouth.

- And it's up ...
- Ouch.

Now, Lasse ...

How are you feeling?
We have to talk about it.

Okay.

I can understand,
if you are sorry.

- especially because your mother and I ...
- (Lasse laughs)

What is it?

Well, you take it that way.
I did not think you could Like me.

That is understandable.
You're a man.

(Lasse laughs)

Then put on some nice clothes.

It's just New Year's Eve
once a year.

Oh, Blackie.

Ba-ba-be-luba-ba-bam-bum
tutti frutti

tutti frutti au rutti ...

What are you doing here?

Takes the dishes.

The door was open.
I just had to brush my teeth.

I live here by chance.

So is Hilding your father?

- What are you looking at?
- I'm not staring at anything.

- Yes, you gIor on them here.
- I do not care about your breasts!

Step, look and get out,
your little snot-kid.

No, how nice you are.

Couldn't you have taken them
other pants on?

- It's a festive evening.
- I just want to try something new.

Happy New Year, honey.

(he coughs)

Come here, drink this.

Yes it's good.

(he coughs)

Yes, I know Lasse very well.

Sk�I.

Well, then let's toast
everybody.

Drink whenever you want. It takes
we not so solemnly in our family.

- Shall we have a talk of men?
- Yes.

- He's high up, yes?
- Yes.

Yes, Lasse is ...

Lasse is ... Lasse is ...
a manual boy.

What was it,
you would like to be?

- Cyclist.
- Cyclist ...

Yes ... Cheers to the future.

(Lasse turns on the glass)

What happens?

Lasse?

He's drunk.

He drank half a bottle
in the kitchen.

(a table bomb explodes)

I just think
he must sleep.

Cyclist?

Do you realize,
what is he for one?

I'll probably get him corrected.

- He's going to be a new person.
- (Lasse throws up)

I bet he's the best
in class in 3 months.

3000 kroner?

(the sound of fireworks and the clock strikes 12)

Welcome to the year of the Lord
and welcome here

God of truth
let your holy word

enliven, enlighten
our high North

welcome new year
and welcome here ...

Well, let's see.
what we can find out.

Yes, that silver tooth
we must have looked at.

- Ouch!
- Yes, but it's getting better.

- Isn't that right, Mrs Fischer?
- Ow ow ow!

And then let's look at that hole.

Such.
Then it should probably be there.

- Then it was wrong with the eyes!
- It was not so bad.

May we have a statement that Lasse
must be at the front of the class.

It can never hurt.

We could read homework
on Saturday, -

- then you have time off
all Sunday.

That is, until we run it through
again Sunday afternoon.

Well ... come on.

Do you have
any particular wishes?

No.

(the sound of footsteps)

- (knocks)
- Yes, come in.

- Is that you, Lasse?
- Yes.

(laughter and whistling)

Go and sit down.

What are you waiting for, Lasse?

- Where should I sit?
- Here, of course, Casanova!

- What does that mean?
- That is not very good.

- And why not?
- It's way too far away.

I have to be at the front of the class.
Because of the eyes.

I should like to be able to
follow the teaching.

(loud laughter)

Stop it!
May I then have peace!

(loud laughter)

I have to be at the front of the class.

Um, of course, yes, I know this, why it's something known in advance
in Gabriella's place.

And Gabriella, you take
Lasses gamIe place.

Oh, welcome home!

Hi Lasse !

I was dying,
when you came with those glasses.

I have to wear glasses.

It's good with you, Lasse!
It should be celebrated.

See what Uncle Gubbi has got.
I got them for a new sweater.

What's wrong
with this one ?.

I just have something,
I have to fix.

- Hi.
- I should give you this.

Who is it from?

Come on, Lasse.

'' Dear Lasse. I think,
you are enormously lovely. ''

"Couldn't you meet me?
the library this afternoon? "

"You can know me because I do
have a red bow in their hair. "

''Regards ... ''

I just gotta go, Blackie.

Will be seen.

Lasse!
Your father will talk to you.

- Hi.
- Davs, Lasse.

Can't you pick me up at work?

- I do not have time.
- What do you mean?

- It is such a long time ago.
- I just have to be a little alone.

So let me talk to mom.

- What is wrong with him?
- I do not know.

Oops! Watch out for!

- I'm looking for a book.
- What kind of book should it be?

- A book about predators.
- About predators?

Then you are in the wrong department.
Come on, I'll take you where it's.

Came! ... Predators.

- Were there any specifics?
- No, I'm watching myself.

Hi Lasse.

- I thought you were someone else.
- Why?

Did you think it was Tina?

- Is it difficult ?.
- Hi ... No.

Do you not usually have a bow in your hair?

Yes ... but it is
not very nice like that?

Is that you, Lasse? I could
do not know you ... Are you kIar ?.

Hello.

Is not shown?

Hi ...

- Did you get my letter?
- Hm.

I think you're really cute.
Especially in this new fine clothes.

Came.

So I never have
tried before.

Lasse ...

(laughter)

You can 't get it all right, can you?

- Hi.
- You can 't come in here.

We can not have
all possible running, veI?

Get rid of you now.

You might be done, huh?

- Orv man, he's an idiot!
- (laughter)

- Lasse has done it again! Hooray!
- (it rings out)

- Did you read the book?
- Yes.

Is not it your father,
that's over there?

Sheep?

I love you.

- What did you say?
- Oh, nothing.

Where do you not go over
and say hello?

- He could not know me.
- No, the way you look.

See you.

Good, Lasse.
And then the next page.

I do not understand, you bother.
He is under-gifted.

(plays a classic piece)

Lollo, we're trying to work.

Fine, Lasse. Well!
You really understood that.

- What a prodigy!
- Yes, the head does not fail anything.

He's probably ending
as the world's youngest professor.

Dad, you promised,
we were going for a walk today.

- (doorbell)
- Lasse!

Let go of me!

- Well, you can handle him, huh?
- So, I guess we can talk about it.

- He's just a boy.
- Calm down.

Stop it now, Dad.
It was not him.

Here ... little unlucky bird.

I want to borrow my son
a few hours.

We were reading homework.
And Lasse is no accident bird.

- He's the best in class.
- (plays Princess Toben)

The best in class?
New clothes?

- He needed something new.
- Did he need something new?

He has received glasses.

Well ... but it's going very well?

Yes, it's going very well.

Then it goes very well.

Since my baby left

found no place to dwell down
at the end of Lonely Street ...

Lasse, come on.

You don 't usually damn well
to be any pivskid.

Can you guess,
where are we going?

Hello!
Where the hell are the polar bears?

They have gone to a dance restaurant.

What are they?

- They're taken out to dance, Dad.
- They have gone home!

- I also want to go home.
- What?

Blackie?

Blackie?

Blackie?

(crying is heard)

(Lasse knocks on the door)

Hello.

- It's your rat, right?
- It's Blackie.

- That was a damn weird name.
- There's only one, I fit.

Know Dad, you have a rat
underneath the bed?

- Does your mother know that?
- No. She wanted to throw it out.

It would also.
And yet ...

- He wants to kill it first.
- No, I do not believe that!

You do not know why
he reads homework with you?

- (kissing sounds)
- No, do not!

Good night, Superman.

- Can you get enough?
- I'm holding my neck.

- What are you doing, Lasse?
- Ouch!

- Are you cheating?
- Me ?! Cheating?

I then have eyes in my head.
You wrote after Robert.

I did not do that then.

Do you refuse?
Do you think I'm a complete idiot?

(loud laughter)

- No ... I'm holding my neck.
- Be quiet!

They can only
compare the samples.

Lasse has all his rights,
not a single mistake.

Robert, on the other hand, has.
So Lasse can not have cheated.

Hooray!

- I'm sorry. Lasse.
- (class shouts cheers)

(called out)

Have you seen it over there?
That is cool.

- If only I had 700 kroner!
- It's not enough at all.

- How do you know that?
- I just know that.

- Do I have to come home to Blackie?
- Not today.

Is not shown?

Did you really mean that,
you said?

- About what?
- About you liking me.

- You should not have heard that.
- So I did.

Watch out for him!

Are you getting
one of your seizures again?

- Why do not you just slip?
- He can 't do that.

He assaults people
and kiss them.

Now shut up, Lollo.

- No, you have to shut up, Lasse.
- Why?

Come on, Lasse, I'm not telling you,
what you have under the bed.

Lasse!
You don 't damn well do that.

You can 't get it all right, can you?

- Hi Lasse!
- Hi Lasse.

(the sound of loud Elvis music)

... I'm a fool
but l'll love you, dear

until the day l die

now and then
there's a fool such as! ...

Steen, you did not read that.
We better ask Lasse.

- Yes, he's so fucking good.
- Yes, let's see now.

Spain's main rivers are:

Ebro, Mino, Duero, Guadiana,
Guadalmez, Segura and Jucar.

That's how you should
have the answer, Steen.

If you keep quiet,
could you become just as skilled.

- Me ?!
- Let, you ... so theoretically.

- Like Lasse?
- Yes, if you put in a little effort.

- Never, man!
- Yes of course.

Do not get a shit? Do you think,
I want to be like him?

- Such a boring snob.
- What?

One more thing, Lasse.
I want Blackie again.

Lasse! ... Lasse!

It's for you. I'm sure,
you pass the biology test tomorrow.

Thanks.

So let's get started
with the alternating heat animals.

Now, you're already up and running, huh?

Let's see ...
Yes, here it is.

The difference between alternating heat animals
and common animals,

- that alternating heat animals do not have
a constant temperature.

(plays a classic piece)

Lollo ... you just bother
to calm you down a bit.

- Damn!
- It should be played like this.

No, it's not.

It has to be played like this.

Ouch!

Thank you!
Now I woke up.

- May you not play anymore?
- Not when I live here.

I wish you did not,
nor the little genius!

Do you understand nothing?
He's been betting on you.

Why do you think,
you get everything in this house?

- Do not you understand ?!
- Make peace!

Instead of reading
in the fucking books with Lasse.

- I just want to help him.
- He's better off fresh air.

- What about me?
- You're just so stupid.

So stupid, so them.

Uh, how good are you?

You are also the best
her at school.

It's great.

Fandens!

- Only the very last time.
- Okay.

But not more teddy bears.
Then shoot next to next time.

You probably got a teddy bear there, huh?

Then it must be Lasse's turn.

Uhhhh.

Lasse, you can name a few
mammals that live in the sea?

- Dolphins, whales ...
- Yes.

Guinea pigs, squid ...

Sea anemones.

- Flatfish, cod roe ...
- Yes, thank you, Lasse.

Tell about what differentiates
alternating heat-animals from other animals.

You have to start now, Lasse.

Do not you remember,
we talked about it last Wednesday?

- Yes.
- Just answer.

What about the rivers of Spain,
Lasse?

So you do not want to answer, Lasse?

Where is it now?
Now it went just as well.

Are you saving a book down there?
That's why he can answer!

- He has not answered yet.
- He can not fool me!

- Was there anything then?
-Ouch...!

- What is it?
-A white rat, praomys natalensis.

It's Blackie!
I'll probably take it.

- It's Blackie!
- You stay here.

Whoops, you're damn sorry.

The difference between alternating heat animals
and common animals are, -

- that alternating heat animals do not have
a constant temperature.

Their temperature follows
carefully the surroundings.

Ordinary animals, on the other hand -

- can regulate heating
production in the body.

Lasse?

Thanks for the teddy bear.

Are you not going home?

Yes.

(alarm clock rings)

(activates the tape recorder)

When you hear this, the earth
already happened. It's Lasse ...

(he starts the tape recorder)

When l heard here,
has it already happened.

It's Lasse,
it's me who speaks.

What I do is not something
I've been thinking about this for a long time.

But that's something I have to do.

I just want to be the one
I and no one else.

I'm gonna miss you,
also the piano playing.

But we will probably not see each other yet.
And you know what, Mom?

Now and then
there's a fool such as !.

I'm moving home to Dad.

Return to sender
return to sender

l gave a letter to the postman
he put it in his sack ...

Return to sender ...

Now it can force them
be enough!

I gave a letter to the postman ...

- Sheep!
- Lasse!

Do you know the difference
alternating heat animals and other animals?

No.

It's fucking just as much too.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender

address unknown

no such person
no such zone

this time I'm gonna take it myself
and put it right in her hand

and if it comes back
the very next day

then I'll understand

return to sender
address unknown

no such number
no such zone

return to sender
return to, return to

return to, return to ...
(the plate runs in the same groove)

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PS -Text v / Pia Schluntz