All language subtitles for Gli Attassati (2023) iTA.WEBDL.1080p.x264-Dr4gon MIRCrew.en

[man] Congratulations, judge!

One-hundred of these days.

This is for her.

Please, we are in her hands.

What is he doing?

Put it away, we need to
move forward with the hearing.

The courthouse is a sacred place.

Prosecutor, go ahead.

Your Honor,

I ask you not to make yourselves aware

from the little story these
two guys will tell you.

We are faced with two impostors
who have defrauded us all.

Including her.

They will try to drop
all their responsibility.

But the law is one,

and does not include any discounts,

nor free goodies.

But what place is this?

This is the country's
multifunctional hall.

They make us processes, birthdays.

There is a funeral tomorrow.

The maximum sentence
for these two criminals.

If we will respect the law,

then justice will be done.

Good boy!

Excellent.

Sorry, Your Honor,

but I got excited.

It was right

- nice speech of him.
- Calm.

-He's a strong guy. He makes a show.
- [lawyer] Bravo!

When he wants us, he wants us.

I would like to start with…

Think about the fact that murder

it was not premeditated.

- What?
- [judge] Please?

- Like what?
- [Emanuele] Lawyer,

we are not here for murder.

- No?
- No.

- [lawyer] Excuse me for a moment.
- [Toni] But where did you get it?

He is the family lawyer.

-And where is your family?
- All arrested.

[lawyer] Drug dealing?

- No.
- Not even?

No.

- Child prostitution?
- No.

But why are you here?

The news we've all been waiting
for is just a few hours away.

The World Health
Organization declared

this morning, the
end of the pandemic.

[journalist] We are connected
with the mayor of Pantama.

Good morning, Mayor.

How will Pantama deal with this
new beginning after the pandemic?

First, let me say hello to your
viewers. Good morning everyone.

I can say that we have
already prepared a series of

interventions which will help
the recovery of the economy.

We intend to stand
by our fellow citizens.

In this moment of very serious emergency.

Without a doubt, they all
deserve to be rewarded.

Speaking of awards,
there are rumors that you

could be the new party
secretary, is that true?

Let's just say there's a good chance.

Also given the political commitment
that you will demonstrate this week.

We'll find out in a week when
the nomination is announced.

Now I pass the line to the weather.

No, we are not talking about the usual gloves.

Apart from the original patterns that
Dior and Dolce&Gabbana copied from us,

we are talking about a
hypoallergenic, anti-sweat product

and what a smell.

Imagine, she takes off her gloves
and her hands smell like cyclamen.

- But I don't think that…
- And that goes for masks.

I won't dwell on the fantasies,
Lady Gaga copied them in the video.

Let's talk about masks that smell.

For example, does your breath smell bad?

Problem solved.

Look, I don't know how to tell
you, but I'm not interested in this.

If she takes both,
I'll pair her 50%

- with the same fantasies.
-She didn't hear

that the pandemic is over, it is closed.

They are no longer needed.

What do you want
me to do with this stuff?

- Come on!
- I wouldn't trust reporters too much.

Because if the pandemic returns, you have
bought the stock and are making the deal.

Look, let's do this, let's
cut the bull's head off.

Since I like antiques, I give
you 20 euros for the whole stock.

Twenty euro?

I don't even pay for the petrol.

You southerners are nice.
By the way, I also need the invoice.

- The invoice for 20 euros?
- Everything must be traceable.

- Leave it alone, it's fine.
- VAT included.

- Listen to me.
- Apart from this blatant defeat,

for me it was a sensational day.

I got it at the tobacco shop
below, I won 100 euros,

- and I had never won.
- Let me see.

Woh.

One hundred euro!

Woh.

One hundred euro. What an ass!

What an ass.

Listen,

let's do something else.

Forget the invoice, we
do everything off the books.

Without invoice, do this.

In fact, I'll give you 120 euros.

And then I'll go and collect
it from the tobacconist, also

because if I have it go now,
there's a lot of people there.

So these, don't worry, I'll give
them to you. There you go, happy?

She's a really nice person,

and let me tell you, honest.

I won. I won ten thousand euros.

Look here. Here you are.

- Good morning.
- Good morning to you.

- Excuse me, but it's the emotion, ten thousand euros.
- Hand. Congratulations then.

Let's check right away.

- Is the first time.
- Compliments.

Thank you.

- A moment.
- Yes.

[acoustic signal]

[acoustic signal]

It does not work.

But if they just bought it.

It's fake, look.

But what does it mean?

That they screwed her.

Good morning Mr Toni.

- Good morning, Sandra.
- There's mail.

No one ever texts me.

The usual advertisement?

The organ with which man reasons.

Eight letters.

- Shit.
- Mr. Toni, a little restraint.

- But there are seven.
- [Toni] 23,000 euro fine?

- 'Sti dicks.
- One two three.

Now that's it.

- Even if it's plural.
- Local in Pantama?

- Isn't that the country where you were born?
- Yes, but I have nothing there.

[woman] Wow.

Wonderful!

Yes!

She cheers, she's wonderful.
My Fuffy is beautiful. Thank you!

It's all about her.

Madame.

Emanuel,

Have you ever thought
about styling women too?

Maybe someday.

Maybe.

No, because I'd let her put
her hands on me right away.

On her hair.

Like Fuffy?

Yes, like Fuffy.

Like hers Fuffy hers.

Assistant Mayor, good morning.

Good morning, Mr. Senator.

Yes.

Yes, sir. Stay here.

Yes, sir. I'll pass it to you right away.

The press, keep
them waiting outside,

please, and confirm
today's interview.

Hello, who am I talking to?

Senator, but good morning.

Forgive me for waiting,
they didn't tell me it was you.

They are young, we have to do.

Thank you. It was important to
demonstrate the efficiency of our party.

Certainly.

The budget will be settled
long before my appointment.

On the other hand, there isn't a
municipality that is doing better than us.

We will be a model for the
whole country, don't worry.

If you were to stop by… Hello?

Senator?

Well. Everything is going well, fine.

On purpose.

Cicciobello.

Where are we with this budget?

Already positive, right?

Six million, 342 thousand, 98 euros.

No less, already so many.

Passive.

Mr. Mayor.

Mr. Mayor.

Mr. Mayor, sir.

Mr. Mayor.

The mayor is dead.

The Mayor is dying.

How are you feeling?

Well.

Didn't you have to make photocopies?

What photocopies?

Photocopies.

- And which?
- There are always photocopies to make.

Boy, you have to wake up a
bit so you lose a few pounds too.

Excuse me, since you have to go,
could you bring me a chocolate granita?

Unfortunately I can't, I'll start
the other job in half an hour.

I'd go if I could, but I can't.

All the same, you trainees.
How should this be done?

Don't complain, boy.

Politics is made of sacrifice.

Which is just me.

But then trainee? I've been here for 14 years.

Be well.

[woman] Pasquale, is everything ok?

At that time,

Soon.

Whenever Fuffy wants.

Please don't call me that.

It has a strange effect on me.

I was actually talking to the dog.

Madame.

- [beggar] Excuse me.
- Who is?

Yes.

- I only have these.
- Thank you.

I am sorry.

Good day, Emmanuel.

Bonsoir, madame.

Next time she comes,
I'll give her a hairdo too.

[man] When I was young, do you

know how women
swarmed around me?

I guess, Mr. Gino.

In fact, let me go back,

before this comes back to swarm me.

And do me a favor.

Come back too, because all
this sun is bad for your skin.

By now my pellaccia is
tougher than that of a snake.

During the Second World War.

- And it's thanks to me that…
- The Americans managed to land.

- Good boy!
- All right.

- Then I'll come in.
- Go.

Don't worry, I'll take care
of it, I'll control the situation.

Yes sir, Mr. Gino.

[Gino] The Sheriff!

The Sheriff arrives with the undertakers.

[man] You are cuckolds!

Oh!

[Emanuele] Sheriff!

You can come 100 times. The history of
as many fines and warnings as you want.

You know what I do with that card?

You don't scare me, do you understand?

I enjoy little men.

Especially if they are small Tuscans.

Oh!

Oh!

But small to whom?

Watch how you talk, you know.

Why, otherwise what are you doing?

Can you set one of your
terrible chihuahuas on me?

[imitate the Sheriff]

Who told you there
isn't even a pit bull?

Listen to me, have a laugh too.

And above all, remember to
secure the rope to the beam well.

You have to stop it!

We are not in the Far West.

Did you understand?

[Emanuele] Foreclosure notice?

Bastards.

[Toni] Let me understand.

Do I risk being
garnished for not having

paid the loading
and unloading fee?

I have no property in Pantama.
Apart from a car, I have nothing.

Not having paid it for three years.

- However, she does not risk foreclosure.
- No?

This property was left
by Mrs. Maria Serra.

- My grandmother.
- No.

She has already been foreclosed.

- This is just a communication.
- How do I resolve the situation?

- Buy it back at auction.
- Then it's all explained.

- My salon?
- All explained what?

Is this how the properties are
left, without a notice, a certificate?

You can do whatever you want.

I don't pay anyway.

Listen, regardless
of who the owner is or

isn't, can you explain
to me why this fine?

- For a cadastral discrepancy.
- And for this, I have to pay 23 thousand euros?

Maybe you didn't understand.

- I won't pay a cent.
- How should I explain it to her,

- I don't have a beauty salon.
- That's my beauty salon.

Who are you?

Apparently, the
owner of a salon.

Did you buy it?

You are a cuckold, an infamous one.
That's my salon.

He heard? It's all fixed.
The salon belongs to her, he said so.

He can keep it, including the
23,000 euro fine. Thank you.

How many? No.

It will be a mistake
because I am not the owner.

They just foreclosed on me, right?

As you can see, I have
nothing to do with this story.

I would go to Milan,
I have things to do.

[imitate Toni]

The Northern Entrepreneur.

Look, I have no idea who you are, but I'm
neither an entrepreneur nor a Northerner.

Go ahead and be mysterious. Who are you, Batman?

Call the director.

Let's call the director so we
can finish this antics. Thank you.

Am I even a joker now?

- Yes, he's a joker.
- You are a buffoon, you don't know who I am.

- But who is she?
- I am an artist.

- What is all this confusion?
- Very direct, thank you.

- [Toni] Absolutely nothing to do with it…
- I knew it was him.

- A cuckold, a bastard.
- Calm down.

- You suck, I'll kill you.
- Come on, good guys.

If I catch you, I'll kill you.

But what?

Thank heavens if I
only denounce you.

- Then I'll show you.
- How do you treat people?

But look!

Why don't you come here?

You get scared.

[Emmanuel, incomprehensible]

So, are you Mrs. Maria's nephew?

Absurd. I'll show you a thing.

Look. Do you see this photo?

We took it for her 80th birthday.

Do you know what she called me?

Maybe you didn't understand.
I don't care what she called you, okay?

All I care about is denouncing
you and those others.

Now disappear.

[Toni] Check it out.

Give me this photo.

Or I'll make you go the
same way as those two.

[Toni] Let me get this straight,

they say she left you the salon,

you say you got it as a donation.

From my grandmother.

Mary.

- Who was with your grandfather.
- Carmel.

It wasn't quite a loving relationship.

Those had rough sex.

You had to hear them.
After lunch, one could not stay.

This is the bed.

Yes, OK. Dip my biscuit.

If you avoid details, maybe I
won't throw up my sandwich.

What a great love story.

Did she make a deed of donation?

Yes. Three and a half years
ago when my grandfather died.

- So you have this deed?
- Yes, at the salon.

- We bring it to him and end of story.
- Yours.

- I'm screwed.
- They actually foreclosed on your place,

- why didn't you pay that tax?
- They've been slaughtering us for months.

To everyone.

Taxes, fines, counter-fines,
fines for not paying

the counter-fines. And
now, even the tax bills.

All because of that Sheriff's mud.

Since there's Equitù,

we can't live anymore.

Why are you calling him sheriff?

It's a long story.

Guys, something to help me.
I have no money, no help.

I do. Stop, I'll take care of it.

This money gets stuck…

Thank's my friend.

Now I field your family.

Do you see them?

They're the best.

They have nothing and pay nothing.
And they don't take anything away from it.

Watch the Sheriff's henchmen.

We starve to death, and they laugh at it.

Bastards!

Do one thing.

Have the bill prepared,
I'll be right there.

- Prepare?
- Go!

To be precise.

- [Emanuele] Excuse me.
- Please.

- The check, please.
- Right away, sir.

- Oh!
- Yes?

- Prepare!
- Just prepare.

[Toni] Leave it alone. Absurd, they come…

Greetings. Our bill
can put it at that table.

They are friends. Today is my
birthday and they want to pay for it.

- That's great.
- All right?

- Then have a nice day and best wishes.
- Thank you goodbye.

Let's go.

Walk.

Let's go!

- Is it really your birthday today?
- No.

And those sludges are your friends?

No, let's go.

Let's go!

Good morning.

I am a representative of
Baricco beer, do you know it?

- Who is?
- No.

Kill, how cool!

- Do you work in fashion?
- Well!

It shows clearly.

I would like to introduce you to my beer.

It costs 100 euros a bottle.

I only test her with
clients of a certain level.

You are the perfect picture.

The perfect clients.

Now I check availability,
then you nod and

tell me which one
of you wants a bottle.

Of course it is offered by me.

Thank you guys.
Congratulations, very cool.

See you soon then.

And we scrounge him 400 euros of beer.

Are we calm?

No one must know that I came here.

We are sure?

How I dressed to come here.

Some air conditioning
in here would be nice.

So, Sheriff, how's it going?

The first thing I found.

So?

My daughter.

So, may we know how it goes?

That's all?

- In 48 hours the first sums arrive.
- What do I do with the first sums?

I need six million
by the weekend.

Sheriff, we don't play jokes.

Mayor, who fools the Sheriff

and doesn't kill him right away,

he means that he didn't
understand anything about the Sheriff.

Certain.

All right.

In short, tell me.

Have we inflated interest well?

Isn't there any risk that we'll be discovered?

That's all?

Listen to me.

Without any mercy.

We ask everyone for money.

If I don't manage the
budget, I won't become

secretary, and you won't
become mayor, is that clear?

Ta da!

[Toni] Hairstyles…

by dogs?

Yes, and I'm also the best!

Look. First place in the
dog competition, 2015.

Golden litter, 2018.

White Fang Award Winner, 2019.

Oh well, but you cut the dogs' hair.

They are the only friends I can count on.

- Shall we take the deed?
- The deed.

- Okay.
- The deed, right.

The deed.

So let's see for a moment. No.

When one looks for things
then he never finds them.

It's not here.

Because one looks for
things, he never finds them.

Then when you don't look for them,
you always have them in the middle.

Not here.

This no.

No, it's not Equitu.

There he is!

The deed to you.

"My dear Carmelo, now that you're
gone, it's time to keep my promise.

I owe it to your sweetness,

to your fingers dry as
carobs, but always strong,

when they took me by the hips,

to your leaning bud that I
hosted without hesitation,

to your toothless,
but so warm mouth."

Romantic, isn't it?

But what is this shit?

No. The part that interests
you is behind. Spin.

"For the reasons already mentioned, I
am giving the place in via De Rosa 21A

to your nephew Emanuele despite the
fact that he has created a salon for dogs.

With the regret of
never having seen my

unfortunate nephew
who lives on the continent.

Goodbye, my dear Carmelo."

What would this be?

The deed of donation.

Meaning what,

you,

do you only have this?

Why, it's not good?

Lentil!

What are you doing here? Handsome.

No.

Claret.

- HI!
- He wants to have a bath and a cut.

What the fuck…

What are you doing?

Claret.

Can we do it later?

- Go ahead, it can't get any worse.
- Let's go back to Equitù and explain everything.

There is nothing lawful that can
be done to resolve the situation.

- Enough!
- Come on, Clara. We'll come back later, okay?

- HI.
- Hello, Emmanuel.

- HI.
- Come, Lentil.

Excuse me again.

- What can we do?
- Nothing.

I go to sleep I'm tired.

Tell me where to find a hotel
nearby, that I'm going to rest.

A hotel.

Near by.

Spending money like this?
Do you think we are in Milan?

I have a little place for you.

A perfect little place.

Sit back and do what you want.

But do you live here?

No.

This is my Batcave.

I used to bring my conquests
there when I was young.

And then I knocked down this

wall, and joined it
to the living room.

Cool, right?

Have you recorded the changes?

No because?

Here are the cadastral differences.

The diff what?

Let it be.

And these?

These are my dream.

Making an American film, but
one of the action ones, though!

- Do you want to hear something?
- No, I trust you.

- If you insist…
- I don't insist.

Ok, I'll let you hear it.

Beverly Hills Cop.

Eddie Murphy.

"The cop car is so
clean I want to piss in it."

[towards]

On laughter I still have to perfect
a little bit, but I think we're here.

Or Lethal Weapon, do you like it?

"This gun is real, I'm a real
cop, and the badge is real."

What do you say?

And this is Ocean's Eleven.

Great! But then you are a connoisseur.
How did Clooney's joke go?

How did he joke?

What if we take a hit?

What if we take a hit?

Are you sure it's there?
Because I don't remember this one.

- Not if we made a hit.
- The two of us?

One shot?

And what can we steal?

Here, at most, there's bingo where
some old people play for their retirement.

Equity.

Equitu?

But that's not a bank.
What do we have to steal there?

Our debts.

Yes, our debts.

Shit.

Oh mama.

My.

But this

that's a great idea!

You are a fucking genius!
Sure, the debts. I did not think about it.

I take grandmother's stockings.
They'll smell a little, but they're fine.

- What are you doing with your socks?
- What am I supposed to do?

We put it in the head.
Everyone, this is a robbery.

- You watch too many movies. We'll talk about that later.
- After when?

When will you put me to sleep. Is
there a way to shut you down, to stop you?

Come on.

You sleep, do what you want.

I think about the blow.

What do I do, change
my hairstyle? Hairstyle No.

A new dress, all purple. Handsome!

How disgusting.

Purple brings bad luck.

There are! An all black onesie.

Tight, so you can
see all my shapes.

Like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

Tom Cruise.

It will be the best shot in history.

So, Valentina Strasi.

Fine for speeding.

- Good morning.
- Few things.

Hey there.

We had a good sleep.

There's coffee if you want.

So…

Eviction notice.
Well, this may interest us.

And what can he do?

[stammering] No…

Nothing.

Nothing?

- Will he be able to do anything?
- No.

No?

How do I put someone in the
gang who can't do anything?

What did you say?

- Don't tell me that's what I think?
- And I don't know what you think.

Does the shot have to do with it?

Shit, do you see it? We are in tune.
We had the same thought.

- And who is this?
- A winter…

I'll handle that. A
private investigator hired

to find out who has
the heaviest tax records.

There is nothing to discover.

- Ba…
- No, listen to me.

-No, he does nothing. Yes, go away. Sit down.
-Ba…

- But…
- But fuck you.

Here you are.

But I say, are you a cretin?

But do you start organizing the castings?

AAA wanted thieves
to steal tax bills.

I said nothing.

You said gang, I heard it.

And I said the gang.

But there are many types of bands.

There is the musical band,

there is the Banda Bassotti,

think about it.

We could be like George
Clooney and Brad Pitt.

- But when does it happen again?
- Never!

Those don't exist, do you understand it or not?

- Don't I look a little like Brad Pitt?
- No!

Not even if I go blonde?

Shit, I hadn't thought of that.

Blond, yes.

If you go blond, you
look like Brad Pitt.

It's just the hair,
otherwise you're the same.

Look at you, you have the same smile.

Same physique.

Are you kidding me?

No, and why should I?

You are the smartest person I
have ever seen. The smartest.

You can't even distinguish a deed
of donation from a piece of paper!

You have four dogs as friends,
and you ask me if I'm kidding you?

The truth is that we are two losers.

We are the attacked, that's what we are.

Slaves!

Masters change, but the chains remain.

That's what we are, slaves.

What if for once the slaves
decide to fuck their masters?

- But go to 'fuck it goes.
- No, wait.

An act…

[Toni] Hey!

But are you crazy?

But what are you doing?

Attachment for late payment.

But what delay?
The notice came a few days ago.

And it expired today.

She can't do it.

Sure I can.

Indeed, thanks for pointing it out.

But she doesn't know
what this car means to me.

Young man, the world is
divided into two categories.

Who has a loaded

gun, and who pays.

You pay.

Let's go.

Let's go come on.

Oh!

How many cowboys do we have?

- Meaning what?
- If the Wild West is what they want,

The Far West is what they will have.

[Emanuele] Here we are.

These are the best out there.

Let's start with him right away. Peter, 42 years old.

Twenty-eight thousand euros of debt.
He teaches in a driving school.

He's the fastest man behind
the wheel we have in town.

[Emanuele] Mastro Tano, 55 years old.

Twenty-five thousand euros
pending on his construction company.

He has his hands everywhere
and can access all floor plans.

Half of the houses in
the village, he built them.

No, don't thank me.

Do it later.

But this is Natasha.

She sells me hair color for dogs.

Stop?

- Yes.
- Why are we taking it?

Because she is good.

One thing when she's right, she's right.

I told you.

Go on.
Another showpiece, gentlemen. Anna.

Eviction notice for the
family Hardware and

Colors that has been
open for more than 30 years.

She is nicknamed the Seamstress.

She manages to open any type of

lock with the help
of a single needle.

Alexa, open the door.

Welcome, Julius.

This instead,

she-she sells me hair color for dogs.
- We saw it, Natasha.

No.

This is Ramona.

Her twin sister.

Why are we taking her too?

Because it's good.

Shit, the basics. Sometimes, I don't get there.

Go on. Last but not least.

Alfred.

Video maker, director, he is
an expert in all things video.

Stop.

He has made hugely
successful films in the country.

He is used for video surveillance.

For the digital system?

digital system.

Didn't you hear the guy?
There are scanned copies.

Which will be protected
by some advanced

cybersecurity system
of the latest generation.

Tony, what's wrong with you?

Do you feel bad that you say
strange things? Does your belly hurt?

Computer science, why
didn't I think of that before.

No, I don't like you.

- You're also white in the face.
- In what sense?

I'll go get the lactic ferments.

Tony, not so. You make me worry.

Professor Carollo, hi.

I'm Tony.

Your student, do you remember?

His pupil.

The one with the average
of three in computer science?

The one who, as a joke, made her
smell the perfume, was it popper instead?

- Toni.
- Remember?

You too, make him smell the popper.

He liked that.
The problem is, I burned his car.

What the fuck are you kidding?

- We were kids.
- Pyromaniac.

Professor, if you have Equitu
folders, I can make them disappear.

She also pays off the
car that burned her down.

What is it about?

Stealing the Equitù tax records
and deleting the digitized copies.

What do I have to do?

[woman] You have to do the dishes!

Hurry up, The Secret begins.

[Toni] Guys,

I know it sounds
crazy, and it probably is,

but i'm sure it's not a game.

Please be careful what I say

because I need your
full concentration.

- As I trust these, I do not know them.
- Think of us who have to put up with you.

I know how little it's worth.

Again with this story.

More than 20 years have passed.

Why, do you know each other?

Once, I gave her the
hottest night of her life.

I would say the shortest of my life.

[Toni] Girls.

Girls!

Master Tano, tell us.

[incomprehensible]

Huh?

He comes from an inland village.
It's all stuck.

- Gentlemen, I'm leaving.
- No, wait.

Hey!

We are all here for the same reason.

Who has a 20,000 euro fine.

Who an eviction.

[Emanuele] And who the foreclosure.

We have a common enemy.

And we're here to screw it.

Certain,

whoever fights, can die.

Whoever flees stays alive.

At least for a while.

dying in a bed,

many years from now,

you are sure that
you will not dream of

yelling at the enemy,
who can take our lives,

but he will never take

away our freedom!

I've wanted to do this for a lifetime.

- [Alfredo] It was perfect.
Was she beautiful?

- Because I really like cinema.
- Yes.

[Toni] Are you finished?

Go on?

Then we talk about it.

[Toni] The plan is this.

We enter the headquarters of Equitù,

we steal folders from the archive,

we delete the
digitized ones from the

system and leave as if
nothing had happened.

And with us, our debts go away.

[Toni] First, we need to get
the complete plan of Equitù.

In official documents,
there is a section declared

to have been in a state of
maintenance since 1950.

Master Tano will have to
discover all the hidden passages.

It takes some decent work.

If anyone gets suspicious, we're
burned out before we even started.

We need to know the travel
times with extreme precision.

It will be Peter's job to establish them.

We can't do anything wrong.
We will be fast and elusive.

No, that's not good.
Do you want this blessed license or not?

And then go!

Go.

Go.

Go!

Go.

Yes!

[Tones] Once the files are
deleted, the alarm sounds.

Little time to disappear
or, even worse, to escape.

We have to hack the computer system. This
is where the professor comes into play.

He will sneak in.

Once the system is connected,
he will follow it remotely.

[Carol] Nope.

I can't go there, no.

Excuse me,

but between school,

homework, and my wife,

you have to do it yourself.

But I had three in computer science.

[Carol] Well…

- Do not look at me.
- It's never too late to learn.

So guys, let's get
back to hacking today

which we talked about last time.

Today we pretend to
enter the school system.

What is it, Catala?

But isn't it illegal to do these things?

He studied.

Yes, but it's fiction.

So, we were saying…

- What is it, Ravvilì?
- Professor,

but how many times has this been rejected?

Once we have identified the
archive and general computer of the

floor plan, we make sure that the
keys are a passepartout to enter.

[Toni] We should map the
locations of all the cameras.

Some of us will have to
come in through the air ducts.

Wait for the office to close
and let us find an open passage.

someone small,

agile…

Emanuel.

I knew it.

To all the cool stuff, to me

inside the air conditioning.

Now let's move on to the camel pose.
Pointing our feet, we rise.

We bring our hands up to the
lumbars, we open the chest well.

We inhale deeply and exhale,

I slowly drop my torso.

Excuse me.

- Yes?
- We can do

a simpler location?

The position of the caterpillar.

I'll show you.

listen,

then you throw
yourself on the floor, in a

supine position parallel
to the floor and rub.

Go on?

We open our chests, look at
the ceiling, take a deep breath.

And we hold the position
for a few moments.

And slowly we go down
with the buttocks and relax.

Relax your head.

Breathe.

[Toni] We will be the best thieves ever.

[Sheriff] Why
cleaning at this hour?

We have to do some extraordinary cleaning.

We polish everything.

How do you polish?

With wax?

By hand.

Yes.

Yes.

With the cloth.

- Hurry up, because it closes soon.
- Yes.

I do very quickly.

[Emanuele] By hand?

I'd put my hand to
this fool in his face.

Is he gone?

Yes.

How am I?

Do I look like Tom Cruise?

Better, worse?

- Better.
- Better, right?

What can you do!

Give me that.

Thank you.

[he hums]

[Toni] Okay, guys.
Emmanuel is in position.

Professor, is everything ok?

- Everything OK.
- [woman] Did you call me?

No my love.

- I'm reading my homework.
- Let's stick to the plan and everything will be fine.

Here we are.

Let's open the pans.

Let's get started, you fool.

I kill everyone.

Where are you hiding?

Excuse me.

But what do I see double?

Can you help us?

- The car stopped on a street…
- Dark.

We don't know where to
stand until the tow truck arrives.

Can we wait here with her?

[Toni] See you here
at the appointed time.

It was Emanuele's idea,
I had nothing to do with it.

tones.

Tony!

How disgusting!

The back.

The back.

But why the hell did it
take you all this time?

- I've got the lumbago.
- Lumbago? You are blocked.

I'll handle that.

- Grab his feet.
- For the feet?

Yes, pull it.

But I'm fine!

Did I get taller?

- No!
- Come on guys.

He had to stay with me this!

But where are you going, I have the map.

Here.

Keep it in a safe place.

- We play a game.
- Yes!

Yes, let's play a game.
In Filicudi, all naked.

- Do we go rock climbing?
- Yes, give me a lift on the cable car.

- No. Truth or Dare?
- Truth.

Truth?

- You're a pig, aren't you?
- Yes, I'm a pig.

How I like them.
But you are a little piggy.

- And tell me.
- Yes.

- Do you like me more?
- Yes.

- Or me?
- I don't know, you are identical.

You are not two, but four.

- You know what we do?
- Yes.

- We blindfold you.
- Yes, let's make blind fly pig.

[Master Tano] Let's go.

[Toni] Be careful, there's no light.

- I'll do it.
- Let me see.

I'll do it!

- Move.
- You don't let it shed any light.

- Move away.
- A moment.

Let's split up, here.

Be careful if there are cameras.

[Toni] It feels free.

Go.

Professor, I'm inside.
He asks me for a password.

He connects the

device to the USB port.

USB?

She is ugly.

- Who?
- Like who?

That mud of the Sheriff.

Manu, try to speak softly.

I'll handle that.

[Toni] Loading.

[Carollo] It takes a minute, more or less.

Okay. A minute.

- [Toni] Professor, we're inside.
- Go to the terminal.

- [Carollo] Do you remember how to do it?
- More or less.

- Now you have to type…
- [woman] Who are you talking to?

- Any of your students?
- What do I type?

- [Carollo] With nobody!
- With nobody.

- No, I'm not talking to you!
- Professor, but try to talk to me.

You say to me?

You say to me?

Are you talking to me?

Manu! I'll beat you, I swear.

Thank him.

Otherwise I'd take you out.

- [Toni] Professor, can you hear me?
- [cell phone rings]

Turn this thing off.

Turn this damn off…

Cursed!

Professor, please hurry up.

Yes, type.

[telephone rings]

And this.

[secretary] There are those who
are busy and those who waste time.

I'm busy. Leave a message.

[Mayor] Sheriff, I still
haven't seen a euro.

We have only four days
left until party nominations.

Give yourself a wake up call.

Do more. Close, sell, take
money from current accounts.

Do whatever it takes to take money
away from these miserable people

- who only know how to cry…
- Piece of shit. I found you.

You have been, you and that other mud.

Fuck you go.

You are completely crazy!

- You're completely crazy.
- I do not have it…

Professor, we're screwed.
Please hurry.

I understand.

Let's change strategy.

- Search top secret documents.
- Documents

top secret.

- Nothing.
- [Carollo] Confidential documents.

- [Toni] Nothing.
- Search confidential documents.

Confidential documents.

Professor, nothing.

[battle verses]

[Sheriff] I'll get you, bastard.
Here I come.

Please, white man.

Spare my life.

We can talk about it.

When you shoot, you shoot.

No talking.

No!

[woman] Honey.

Answer the phone that
there is a call for you. Run.

Yes, mommy.

You close, I answer from here.

[imitate the sound of the horse]

[telephone rings]

- Sheriff entirely in person.
- [Mayor] But then he stays at home.

I called the office and
another person answered.

- Yes, he has to set off the alarm.
- No.

- They might catch us.
- No!

What do I know.

- Search tax folders.
- Tax records.

Yes!

- Shit, it was difficult.
- What should I do, professor?

- Call me scoundrel, please.
- Yes.

Rascal, please.

[alarm]

Hey.

Hey!

To you.

- [Toni] Professor?
- Police.

Professor?

I can not hear. Professor?

- What do I do?
- What is written on it?

- [in English] Clear. Erase everything.
- The longer one.

- By what criteria?
- It's a booster.

How to say sure, sure? Come on, click.

- [Toni] Let's hope so.
- Let's go.

Things?

They are gone.

Run. Hurry up!

There is a robbery in progress.

At the headquarters of Equitù.

Hurry up!

Stopped.

Maybe there are map cameras.

- Get the balaclavas.
- I don't have any.

I told you to hide
them in the entrance.

- And I hid them there.
- But you are…

Don't worry, I thought about it.

Don't worry.

I have the solution.

Dude, hold on.

What fashion is it? They look real.

- They're real.
- Okay.

- Real dog hair.
- How disgusting.

Don't worry, I did the anti-flea.

- Where the fuck were you?
- Master Tano.

- Stop.
- Police!

Come away.

- [Emanuele] Do something!
- [Tones] It won't open.

- The validator removes the lever.
- I don't know how it works.

You have to approach the

device, and you have to say

- opening door.

You come!

Master Tano!

You have to speak into the
microphone and say open door.

[incomprehensible]

Scan!

Open the door, damn you!

- Where am I?
- What the…

[Anna] Guys, come on in.

Mamma mia that smells like dog.

But what happened in there?

Emanuele answered
the phone and got caught.

[Anna] You didn't answer me!

- You were the one calling.
- No, she was your sister. Certain!

That answered the
sheriff's voicemail.

- But you're just a…
- Pusillanimous.

But did you hear?

Pusillanimous can tell.

- But then what does it mean?
- Asshole!

How beautiful is ignorance.

- Tell me you took all the folders.
- They weren't in alphabetical order,

- but with the numbers of the practices.
- Did you remember them all?

- No, that's why I called.
- So what did you do?

And so I took it all.

I took everything, everything!

nineteenth century a.

Suca.

Bastards.

[Peter] What's going on?

[Toni] What's done is done, and it
seems to me that it went anyway.

Tomorrow we get rid of that paperwork.

For tonight,

Good night.

Good night.

You will all be in my dreams.

Especially the twins.

Good night, dolls.

[Anna] Be careful, Tano
arrives in your dreams.

[Master Tano] What do you want?
Leave me alone.

Toni, did you see how
the twins looked at me?

One of them pointed at me.

- Oh well, good night.
- Oh!

But what are you going to sleep for?

I still have all the adrenaline in my system.

Feel how it beats me.

Luckily it beats you, you're alive come on.

No come on.

At least a toast, we deserve it.

Only one.

To the most beautiful shot in history!

And to my new friend.

- Let's go come on.
- Yes!

Can I call you Tonino now?

- Do not you dare.
- Okay.

[Mayor from loudspeaker]
My dear fellow citizens,

the other night,

something happened

of absurd gravity.

Some criminal

entered the Equitù headquarters,

and he stole all the copies
of the city's tax records.

At this point,

the only few left are
those in your possession.

And I, trusting your great
sense of responsibility,

I invite you to return

your copies,

to allow us to restore

and re-enactment.

I trust in you

because you are good people.

You are honest citizens.

But most of all

because you are Italian.

- [man] But fuck you, Mayor.
- [man 2] Fuck you!

Brothers of Italy

Italy has awakened

Of Scipio's helmet

She wrapped her head

Where is the Victory?

Give her the hair

What a slave of Rome…

Imagine if they knew
it was all thanks to us.

Better if we don't tell him, believe me.

"A reward of 50,000
euros to whoever returns

copies stolen by ten
o'clock tomorrow morning."

One size.

I know who did it.

- Fuck the Sheriff.
- Good boy!

But what about us.

Your debt, my salon,

they are much more important than 50,000 euros.

Stinky.

What if we brought the others back to him?

In what sense?

The other fines.

Goodbye debts and
we bring the reward.

Shit, I hadn't thought of that!

But someone else will have done it.

Are you the owner of the van?

Yes?

I recognized it from
the drawing on the side.

We loaded it, it was parked in an
irregular loading-unloading area.

If you pay the fine, you can
take it before it gets to the depot.

Let's go.

[Emanuel] Joanna.

Joan, wait.

[incomprehensible]

Exact.

[incomprehensible]

Thank you.

[Emanuel] Go.

Joanna.

I'll pick you up at
the exit, we all twist.

Go.

[inaudible]

Why did they take them to the Roma camp?

"Because they are bone."

Why aren't they ugly?

Let's take our van.

[man] My girls
say that with your

van, I'll get 50,000
euros, am I right?

- You understand, they are the daughters.
- 50 thousand?

- Fifty.
- [Toni] Yes.

But I regret to specify
that if you bring our

van to the prearranged
place, your poor daughters

would be forced
to pay their debts.

debts?

debts!

- That's why they didn't have folders.
- My girls are debt free.

But in here, I guess
someone in this beautiful place,

- has debts.
- No, no debt.

We never get anything.

- We are invisible to you.
- I said this too when…

No help.

No money.

No taxes, no fines.

For us, folders are
like ass paper, right?

Ass card.

Boss, ass card.

Do you understand why they stole it?

The toilet paper was out.

Because you're an idiot,
you let those two fool you.

These have nothing to
lose, you understand?

When I speak with you…

- you have to stay calm, very calm.
- Calm down.

But not even to gain.

Mr boss.

Because I thought to myself, no.

Let's assume that
now you take the

van and take it to
the prearranged place,

they would let
you find the reward

that they would pay
you with a document,

i.e. an invoice,

which is pro forma,

or traditional, a withholding tax.
In short, a piece of support.

How do you do?

We don't give a damn and kill everyone.

What the fuck are you saying?

- Boss, what do I do?
- Lower your rifle when I speak.

- You'll take me.
- What I thought.

Since I do everything,
we take the 60, you the 40.

[chief] Let's do this.

Since I have a
rifle and can shoot

you whenever I want, I get 80%.

and you on the 20th.

- I'm shitting myself.
- It always helps us. He is one of ours.

Father.

He looks at her, she's telling him to
kill both of us, first me and then you.

- Do something, you're the genius!
- Okay.

Let's do like this.

Fifty and fifty.

But on one condition.

The little one will have
to marry one of the twins.

But he stop it. What are you jealous?

I knew they had aimed at me.

Both. He likes dry meat.

Done deal.

Dad.

frank!

You come.

[head] The third of my twins.

My Franch.

But what does she have?

[head] Do you hear this noise?

Nice noise.

Noise of many small grandchildren's
feet jumping on my big belly.

Many grandchildren that I will have from you

and my Francina.

There's a big problem.

She is not her daughter. Her daughter…

Mamma mia, my
eyes burn from beauty.

- I can't have children.
- What's the problem.

You already have a son.

-For us, to the children
…-he is resolved.

- I already have it.
- …no video games, mobile phones, TikTok.

Is simple.

They have to take cars
and bags and bring them to

the family, because
sharing is important to us.

Done deal!

No, what a done deal.
Take this thing off, what is it?

It's not that…

Without a wedding ring?
But what about weddings like this?

It is also bad for the guests who…

- But I don't think so…
- [head] You're right.

We too have our customs
and the gift for the bride.

Show your important
ring when you get married.

[cries of pain]

Welcome to the family.

[Emanuel] Thank you.

Popes.

At 12.

I am very keen on punctuality.

[together] A lot.

I'm afraid of losing it.

I leave it here with you,

which is more guarded.

Guarded.

[Franca] See you soon, love!

- HI. Accelerate.
- Say hello.

HI.

You are sludge.

You sold me, now I
have to marry that one.

Start this thing, I'll get in
front and you squash me.

But I say, are you crazy?

But why am I leaving you like this?

If we hadn't said yes,
we'd still be sitting,

and maybe with two
bullets in the head.

Second thing, you won't marry anyone.

- Safe?
- Are we or are we not friends?

Wait.

"Anna Gargiulo. Notice of
eviction for Hardware and Colors."

Are they all there?

- They are all. The gang is safe.
- Yes!

We organize the exchange and tomorrow
morning we leave on the first flight.

- Goodbye Franca.
- Goodbye fines.

And we keep the reward.

He is my son?

Are you kidding me?

But of course I'm kidding.

Give me your number.

- I have to disguise the voice.
- Good boy.

[female voice] Hello?
I wanted to speak to the mayor, please.

I have some important
information on the Equitu heist.

Yes.

- I'm waiting.
- But the voice.

I worked in a sex phone.

- As?
- A long story.

Ready?

Yes. I am…

It's no joke because we found the
traffic tickets in an abandoned warehouse.

- If I close my eyes, you look good.
- You want to shut up.

- It's tough.
- I'm not alone, I'm…

I'm alone, I'm with my partner, yes.

Can we meet for the exchange?

See you there in an hour.

Thank you.

It's done.

- Can I ask you something?
- Tell me.

Are you still working on this erotic issue?

- I'll call you when I'm lonely.
- Out.

Once.

- Outside, let's go.
- To try.

We just have to wait.

And what are we doing here?

We wait, possibly in silence.

But I'm thirsty.

Inside is water.

But I'm hungry.

Shit, you've never eaten.
Do you have to eat now?

Come on!

- My treat, don't worry.
- But what do you offer?

Let's go.

How long has it been since
you had a nice arancina?

It has meat, it has butter.

What do you have there in Milan, tramezzini?

We also have rice balls.

Santa Rosalia,
forgive him, because

she doesn't know
what she's saying.

The rice balls!

Let's go.

- [Toni] Everything is closed.
- But that closed.

Excuse me.

- Before it closes, can we eat?
- Closing?

They freed us from debt.
Finally tomorrow it opens.

Watch!

What am I going to cook for you guys?

Nothing.

I don't like being disturbed in the evening.

And I hope it's for a good reason.

We have the folders.

One has found them in a shed and
is taking them to the established point.

Make sure everyone is there.

But above all that tomorrow morning
at dawn, they are sent to everyone.

Woh.

Let's add a nice

penalty for late payment.

Mayor, aren't we exaggerating?

But who cares.

The important thing is to fill the coffers.

And the pockets too.

Who knows about this meeting?

Nobody.

And the reward?

Did you bring what I asked for?

Here is the reward.

And go, who are you?

Street!

slip.

Street.

Here it is.

Where it is, a family. Go!

All free, come on.

Who's this? Cyrus. Street.

Sheriff, stop that lunatic.

Isn't that the little tuscan?

Shit, you make a good couple.

Both.

Mud and double mud.

I fell.

The voice.

It's you.

He stole the folders.

Sheriff, do what you have to do.

After you.

[Mayor] What are you waiting for?
Get rid of this nullity.

Take him off the face of the earth.

[Emanuele] Sheriff!

What's up, don't you laugh anymore?

[cries of protest]

But what does it do?

But where is it going?

When a man with a
gun meets a pissed city,

the one with the gun is
a dead man. I knew it!

Come, you have finally arrived.

Go ahead, arrest him.

That's a criminal, a thief.

[Mayor] Sheriff, I
haven't seen a euro yet.

We have only four days
left until party nominations.

Wake up.

Do more. Close, sell, take
money from current accounts.

Do whatever it takes to
take money away from these

miserable people who only
know how to cry and beg.

But it's false.

It's a fake recording
absolutely, it can't be my voice.

You have to arrest them, those are
two impostors. But what does it do?

But this is a mistake, I
am an honest person.

I didn't do anything,
I'm innocent,

I'm the mayor, I'm
an honest person.

They can take everything from

us, but they will
never take us away

freedom.

- Child prostitution?
- No.

No?

Excuse me a moment.

But why are you here?

[inaudible voices]

Before reading the sentence,

Do the defendants have anything to add?

- No, Your Honor.
- Of course? Yes please.

Yes, Your Honor.

I took the floor only to say
that we stole the tax bills.

Aware that we were
doing something illegal.

And I will tell you more.

We did it for our interests.

Who wouldn't have done it in our place?

I had no idea where
to get this money.

Twenty-three thousand
euros to pay a tax bill.

Before the pandemic,
I had a job that I lost.

I invented a mask rep,
and now I'm going to

have to invent
something else for a living.

And for my friend Emanuele,

that he should have
closed his business,

which I think is the craziest
place he's ever been.

A dog groomer.

But if in this moment
of crisis, so high,

we don't rely on ideas
so beautiful, so crazy,

to people so crazy, but so true,

How are we going to get out of this crisis?

And I would like to add, Your Honor,

that we are aware of the fact
that by burning the tax bills,

- we hit the head with a hoe.
- [Toni] On the feet.

Hoe in the foot.

- But the head hurts more.
- It says about the feet.

On the feet!

Otherwise…

But Your Honor, following

the end of a pandemic,

and the start of price
hikes. Water, electricity,

gas, we expected a slightly
more magnanimous state.

Instead, they only think
about making ends meet.

And therefore,

Your Honor,

if making shopkeepers on their
knees raise their shutters is a crime,

if giving hope to these
poor people is a crime,

and then, yes.

It's like that guy says.

We are two criminals.

[lawyer] Well done.

Good boy!

Counsel, please. Order!

All right.

Forgive me, I was moved.

In light of the findings of the ruling,

from the evidence, from what

the defendants have just said,

even if I'm very conflicted,

I can't help it

to declare them

guilty.

- It is not possible.
- Who said that!

- No!
- They're innocent.

They are innocent, no!

- They're innocent!
- What he said?

- No!
- No, it's an injustice.

- Come on.
- It's an injustice!

You are sold!

Order!

- He always wants to be right.
- They're innocent.

- They are two innocents.
- My love,

don't worry, I come
to see you every day.

I won't leave you alone.

Judge, is it possible to be

placed in solitary confinement?

Do you think they put us in the same cell?

Huh?

We could do like Tango & Cash.

We escape on a rainy night.

But maybe it's not even necessary.

The lawyer says
he will appeal, and

that we may even be
victims of the system.

He thinks a little, they
even give us compensation.

petioles.

Money.

Las granas.

- Do not you believe it?
- Yes.

They do like Tom Hanks in Philly,

they did so much, they said so
in the end they paid for it again.

-He was dead.
- Who?

Tom Hanks, when they
paid him, he was dead.

But you apply yourself to everything!

Listen Emanuele, I'm
tired of hearing your bullshit.

Life is not a movie!

We won't flee, no one
will appeal, but above

all no one will come to
save us, is that clear?

But what the hell?

Boys,

we must hurry.

Clara's dad?

We do not have much time.

This is for you.

He attended the whole city.

They should be enough for you
to leave and start again elsewhere.

But why?

Because it is thanks to you that there
is still a school for special children.

Like Clara.

Which was in danger of closing, like others.

And how will you do it?

- I'll come up with something with my colleague.
- Is there another one?

Yes, he is someone who
has tried the path of politics.

Politics?

And do you trust that one over there?

- He has a score to settle with the mayor.
- Former mayor.

Mayor then! A first class
cuckold. Come on, let's go.

[horn]

My car.

[Master Tano] Since
we brought you?

[Pietro] I have some friends at the depot.

No, slowly!

- But where are you going.
- No!

We have to move, come on.

Force.

- It was nice, picciotti.
- Come on let's go.

Go.

- Toni.
- Let's go!

Eleven.

- Only 11.
- What?

Like what?

We were nine of the gang.

- Plus the two of them, we are 11.
- So what?

How and then?

Like Ocean's Eleven.

Eleven!

So?

So?

This means that
the likes of Brad Pitt

and George Clooney
exist in real life.

It's us two.

You a little bit Clooney and me a lot Pitt.

you the smart one,

and I the beautiful one.

To each his own way.

But that speech in
court you had prepared?

Handsome!

Did it look fake?

No.

Very nice.
In my opinion, you can do Brad Pitt.

- Yes?
- Yes.

You have to hope Brad Pitt
plays the Loch Ness monster.

But come on, stop it. You are always a jerk!

[shouts of joy]

And stop!

Great.
Lorenzo, please, let's do another one.

- [Lorenzo] Okay.
- Yes, but better.

Okay.

[inaudible voices]

Hello, police.

- [woman] Who are you on the phone with?
- With nobody!

No, I wasn't talking about you.

Look, I want to confess.

The hit, I did it.
Yes, I stole the folders.

All of me, yes.

No, it is not a joke.

Come and get me, take me to jail.

Yes. How old do you give me?

Ten?

Fifteen, right?

All right.

Ten years of freedom, though.

Please.

Arrest me.

[Sheriff] On the prairie,
I'll go in first with this.

And this is mine!

[incomprehensible dialogues]

She can't always win.

Cutlery tickets.

[Sheriff] Do you want the ugly and the bad?

I'm leaving.