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♪
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How was your night?
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Let's not start with
the intrusive questions.
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Okay. I don't usually step
on a landmine that quickly.
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I had ill-advised sex
with a workmate, okay?
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A workmate?
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It feels like you want me
to guess.
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- Hot vet.
- Dolores. Are you happy?
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Oh! Cool.
Alright, yeah.
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So, the whole thing
was kind of an accident.
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I went over there,
we had some wine...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I gotta stop you right there.
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First of all, so excited
to be your confidant on this.
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Oh, oh. You're... you're
not my confidant.
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You're just a person sitting
next to me as I process.
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It's just I'm not the kinda
guy that bro's out
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with explicit sexual detail.
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Look at me. Do I look like
the type of person
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that would share sex details
with you?
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Okay.
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I'm just worried
she's gonna get clingy.
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Clingy?
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Yeah. I can see a person like
her becoming quickly attached
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and making things weird
in the office.
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You know, like googly eyes
in the bullpen
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and winks by the toaster.
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Winks by the toaster, yeah.
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These kinda things
can get complicated.
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Look, this is not a thing!
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We had a couple glasses
of wine and then...
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Okay, whoa!
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This is gonna have to be
my final warning, Frank.
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I'm not gonna sit here
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and listen to a play-by-play
of your escapades, alright?
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You're gonna have to find
somebody else for that.
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We were naked 10 minutes
into it...
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- Don't Frank!
- Which I...
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♪
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Hey, everyone.
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We just got a 911 on a bear,
get this, in a hot tub.
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What? Seriously?
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Yeah. The homeowner's
out of town
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but they sent us
their nest-cam footage.
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Wow, he looks so relaxed.
Did he turn the jets on?
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That's the Bellagio 2000.
The gold standard.
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We'll take this one.
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Great!
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Uh, one more thing
before you leave.
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Um... I invited Rick Doyle
in for lunch today.
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What?
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Wait. Rick Doyle?
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Yeah. I thought it would
be nice.
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You know, it's considered
good management form
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to host your predecessor
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and plus I cannot figure out
the budget report format.
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Like, at all.
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Has anyone seen him
since the mauling?
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Okay, can we not call it that?
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You weren't there.
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There's no other verb
to describe
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what that mink did
to his face.
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I mean, you could say
chainsaw or hamburger,
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but those aren't verbs.
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Well, I'm actually cool
with gnarly stuff.
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I once carried my buddy's knee
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down a mountain
in a trail mix bag.
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Oh.
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Rick's had, like,
17 surgeries.
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Yeah.
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The thing ate his ear.
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Apparently, the reassembly
was a bit of
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a Mr. Potato Head situation.
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Just chucking features in
willy-nilly.
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Hey, hey.
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Can we please be
our better selves here?
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Let's just make sure
that he feels welcome.
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I'm actually pumped
to see him.
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Yeah. I'm glad he's alive.
He was such a good boss.
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I mean, no offense, Emily.
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Yeah.
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I know why you're
really pumped.
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Rick got a giant settlement
from the City.
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Sure, I have a real estate pitch
and he has money.
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But this is about being excited
to catch up with an old friend.
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Hmm, yeah.
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Morning everyone.
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Good morning.
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Hi Frank.
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Hey Dolores.
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♪
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Good news on Dolores, huh?
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Oh, amazing.
She seemed totally cool.
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You're relieved?
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Yeah. If I could do a jig
in this truck I would.
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A jig is an Irish dance.
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Ah, the Irish.
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Truck 12. Report of
a dog, white coat, medium sized,
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no tags near 1906
Green Valley Lane.
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Truck 12 responding.
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Hello?
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Louder. Louder.
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- Humans!
- Hey!
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- Humans are coming!
- Hey!
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- Humans!
- Humans are coming!
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Humans!
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Sorry buddy.
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I feel bad.
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Poor guy was just
getting his soak on.
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Oh!
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Oh, I wouldn't
drink... okay.
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Natural salt,
I knew it.
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Bet you could swim
with your eyes open.
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Okay. Cool.
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No way.
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No... way!
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He didn't smoke
a cigar.
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They can ride bikes.
I've seen it on YouTube.
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Yeah? How did he
light it?
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He probably enlisted the help
of a smaller animal.
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How did you get this job?
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It's just odd.
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What?
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I mean, why didn't Dolores
get weird about last night?
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She's probably just got
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a healthy relationship
to her sexuality, you know?
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She makes love
and if the fit's off
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she's just right back
to being coworkers.
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Why would the fit be off?
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Look, I'm just trying to put
myself in her head.
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I could be wrong.
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You don't think it's
performance-based, do you?
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I mean, what, are you worried
you finished too quickly?
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Wait! Don't tell me. Okay?
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'Cause now we're getting into
sex details and I don't like it.
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Yeah, I don't like it either,
but what's too quickly?
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Because if she finishes first
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that's a green light
for me, right?
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I mean, are you sure
she finished?
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Well, that's what she said.
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Was it unprompted
or did you ask her?
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It was prompted.
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Oh God.
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Hey, so, are you gonna do
the hard sell on Rick at lunch?
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'Cause it could get
super awkward.
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Don't have to do
a hard sell.
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Mixed use warehouse on
Kirkland Avenue sells itself.
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Right. Where is this new
unfounded confidence
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in real estate coming from?
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My cousin Rishi.
He's killing it.
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And I've got everything
he's got.
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Except for an MBA
and capital.
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Might need that.
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Oh, crap.
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Principal Jimenez. Hi.
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Oh, is that so?
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There's been a mix up
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with Addy's field trip
permission slip
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and it failed to be signed.
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Failed to be signed.
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That's your official
press release?
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So there's no way
she can get on the bus?
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Can I just give you
permission verbally?
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We're not gonna
hold you liable.
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In fact, she gets hurt
at home all the time
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and trust me, I got kids
to spare.
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Yeah. No.
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I do understand that
there are words
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that even when said in jest
can trigger an investigation.
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I'm gonna come get her.
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Okay.
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Yeah. No, great.
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We gotta go to
Addy's school.
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Um... hey. You guys got
the wrong dog.
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What are you talking about?
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You went to the wrong address.
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You went to Green Valley Street
not Green Valley Lane.
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Oh, my bad.
I must've put it in wrong.
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It's fine.
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And don't cover for me like I'm
someone that needs covering for.
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I think it's interesting you're
taking such a strong stance
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on such a blatant screw up.
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You literally kidnapped
someone's dog out of their yard.
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This sort of thing happens
in the field all the time.
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I wouldn't expect somebody
who doesn't wear socks
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to the office to understand.
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Okay. Whoa.
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We're sorry and we'll return
her right now.
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Get it together, guys. Seriously.
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And I am wearing socks.
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They are tiny, tiny
no-show socks.
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They're no-show socks, Frank.
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What are no-show socks?
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You can't see 'em
but they're there.
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It's like the force.
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It surrounds us
and binds us.
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Did you just quote
Obi-Wan Kenobi?
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I did but we're talking
about socks.
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You picked up the wrong
dog and snapped at your boss.
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You're in your head, man.
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I'm not in my head.
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- Yeah. You're in your head.
- No.
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And you're screwing up
and now Emily's mad.
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You know what?
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I don't like the tone you are
taking with me at all.
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Well, I don't like having
the boss mad at me, okay?
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I'm very sensitive
to coaching critiques
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and now I'm paranoid
I'm gonna get cut.
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You mean fired?
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That's how we say it
in real life.
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Come on, man.
You're distracted and spiraling.
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Just go talk to Dolores.
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Oh. Talk to her first.
How would that look?
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Like you're a grown up.
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Alright, that's enough.
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There's one snide bully
in this relationship
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and it's not you.
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They wouldn't let me
on the bus.
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It was so embarrassing.
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It's not a big deal, okay?
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We'll be at the aquarium
in 15 minutes.
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What?!
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You can't make me
go now.
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That's even more embarrassing.
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Well, you can't stay with us.
I'm at work.
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Where's my map?
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Did you lock me out again?
You little... wizard.
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I'm not going
to the aquarium.
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Fine. Okay?
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You can stay for lunch.
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Just un-cyber hack my vehicle.
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Whatever.
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Wow.
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What?
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You totally caved.
It sets a dangerous precedent.
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Are you judging my parenting?
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Because that's a very
dangerous precedent.
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Oh, so I get the scolding?
Interesting.
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Hello? Anybody home?
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- Rick!
- Rick!
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I actually thought
it'd be much worse.
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His hair grew back.
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Good to see you.
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The ear looks
pretty good.
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Hi Rick!
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Let's do two, we'll do two.
Come on!
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You look like
a J. Crew model.
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- Thank you.
- You are handsome.
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It's an honor
to shake the hand
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that wears the glove
of valor.
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The infamous Shred.
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Bring it in for
the real deal.
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Holy, feel that.
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You know me!
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Ah, you must be the new boss.
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It's so nice to meet you
in person.
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I've heard...
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received so much good things
about you.
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And I have received such
good things about you.
260
00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,378
Good.
261
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:18,169
I've gotta say, the energy
in this room feels good!
262
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,376
Congruent.
263
00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:21,214
Good.
264
00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:24,262
You remember the kitchen?
That's where we'll eat.
265
00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,739
Um... so I'm gonna grab
something from the office and...
266
00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,012
I will... I'll be back.
267
00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,662
Okay. So, I hope you like
sandwiches, Rick.
268
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:36,918
We're gonna have 'em.
269
00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:43,097
Alright. One plate balled
watermelon, deseeded by hand.
270
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,241
Okay? Alright.
271
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:48,106
And, uh, I'll take this
Rick-side seat right here.
272
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,290
So glad to catch up.
273
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,423
Hey, me too, and I appreciate
all those texts.
274
00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:54,548
Yeah absolutely.
275
00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:55,420
What'd you think
of that prospectus?
276
00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,380
You take a look at it?
277
00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:57,418
Mmm...
278
00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:58,992
I'm seeing a seed
in a ball.
279
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,119
I'll be back in a second.
280
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,388
There's no seed.
I inspected for seeds twice.
281
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,741
I just want
the egg bites at Starbucks.
282
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,607
We've been over this.
It is melon or starve!
283
00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:16,048
Ah... alright.
284
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,307
Where were we?
285
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:18,659
Hey buddy, I acknowledge
your need to stretch
286
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:21,798
your entrepreneurial wings
but your kid's here.
287
00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,582
We can chat about
real estate later, huh?
288
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,226
Oh, my God!
Another seed?
289
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,023
One second.
290
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:30,021
Addison Mukta Patel!
So help me...
291
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,280
Hey. Why don't I hang out
with Addy for a bit?
292
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,330
I got this.
293
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:34,895
- Oh... you got this?
- Yeah, I do.
294
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,982
I just feel like you guys
are having one of those days,
295
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,384
you're butting heads,
a lot of yelling.
296
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,033
Oh, one of those days.
297
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:43,340
Is that the official diagnosis
from Doctor Microdose MDMA?
298
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,248
So is that a yes?
299
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,952
Oh, absolutely.
300
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,469
I'm just excited to be a part of
this master class on parenting.
301
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:48,472
Yeah.
302
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:49,823
You could've just said yes.
303
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:52,088
I was being sarcastic.
304
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:58,613
What's up?
305
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,620
Nothing. Why?
306
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,176
You just kicked me.
307
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:03,494
Oh, sorry.
That was meant for...
308
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,878
Ow! What?
309
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,279
Oh.
310
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,445
You are staring.
311
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,755
Do you have a lender
you like? No?
312
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,719
Oh. Greek salad.
Don't mind if I do.
313
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:19,069
Oh, God, I am so sorry.
That is terrible.
314
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,159
No!
315
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,117
It's a temp ear.
It's a temp ear and...
316
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,383
Oh...
317
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,208
No. Oh... come on.
318
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,292
I didn't even notice.
It's a temp ear.
319
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,733
Oh, my gosh. No.
320
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:27,729
You don't need
to apologize.
321
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:28,780
Here we go.
322
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,165
You've been
through a lot.
323
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,044
The custom one's stuck in China.
So it's on its way.
324
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,609
Rick, you shouldn't be
embarrassed or anything.
325
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:34,905
I mean, you're among family.
326
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,175
I'm so sorry.
327
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,218
That was, um... I just meant
to say there's no judgment.
328
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:47,534
Okay, Emily. You need
to get on your back.
329
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:50,102
Oh jeez.
330
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,750
You know what?
331
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,194
She can use my sweater
as a pillow.
332
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:57,631
Just lie on your back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
333
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,199
We should just stay here.
334
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,196
Pull your knees
into your chest.
335
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,237
Get it off me!
336
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:09,341
♪
337
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:12,857
Dolores still seems normal
but it's like too normal now.
338
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,872
Actually, there is
one other thing, but...
339
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,260
What?
340
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:23,834
It's just... I've been pretty
hesitant to say something
341
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,700
because you seem pretty
easily triggered today.
342
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:26,571
Hmm.
343
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,704
Hey! My body cam.
344
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:29,884
Frank, that's the only thing
345
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,009
that holds me accountable
to the public.
346
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:34,581
Tell me what you know or I will
put this down my pants
347
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,669
and your record will literally
be tainted.
348
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:39,578
Alright. I just heard she has
a thing for Templeton.
349
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,804
Templeton?
350
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,373
Yeah.
351
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,717
So, maybe she's a little nervous
about you guys hooking up
352
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:45,587
and Templeton finding out
353
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,240
'cause who knows
how he'd view that.
354
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,684
Are you saying she'd rather be
with Templeton than me?
355
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:50,901
I'm not saying anything.
356
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,510
I don't know, but I can
tell you,
357
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,730
I would definitely
358
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,816
rank you above Templeton
in most categories.
359
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,388
Most categories?
360
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,255
Almost all.
361
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,255
Almost all! Almost all!
362
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:00,817
It's in my pants.
363
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,133
You wouldn't do this!
364
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,609
And these... are the kennels, girlfriend.
365
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,740
Take a look at this guy.
Isn't he cute?
366
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:11,490
Addy... Addy, come on.
Let's put the screen down.
367
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,396
I'm gonna take this.
368
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,270
No. No...
369
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,660
Yeah. And I'm gonna do this.
370
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,710
Yeah. See, we have a different
way of treating kids
371
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,579
where I grew up.
That's New Zealand.
372
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:20,711
That's not a real place.
373
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,240
Okay. It is a real place,
definitely is.
374
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,627
And we're actually number one
in the world
375
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,936
for ease of doing business,
so that's... awesome.
376
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:31,717
Uh, look... we treat kids
like grown-ups, right?
377
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:34,473
And we expect them
to act like grown-ups.
378
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,212
Does that make sense?
379
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,415
Okay.
380
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,466
Good. I'm glad we're
on the same page.
381
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:44,689
Now, do you wanna meet one
of the coolest lizards in town?
382
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,220
You're gonna love this guy,
he's such a rock star.
383
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,656
What are you doing?
384
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,528
I'm starting a dog riot.
385
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,269
Bloody hell. Addy...
386
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,450
Because you took
my screen time.
387
00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:00,452
Stop! Not the cats!
Do not do the cats!
388
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,448
Put the cats back!
389
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,281
You wanted something?
390
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,448
Oh yeah, hey. Can you send me
Rick's home address please?
391
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:09,204
Maybe. Why?
392
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,976
You know, just because
you have all the addresses
393
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,980
doesn't mean you're
in charge of them.
394
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:16,332
And I just wanna go over there
and apologize in person.
395
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,953
That seems, at best,
ill-advised.
396
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,765
Why? Everybody loves
an apology.
397
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,302
You literally don't have
the stomach for it.
398
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:26,338
Look, I know you mean well,
but Rick was a good boss.
399
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,303
No offense.
400
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,821
And I just don't wanna
see him get hurt.
401
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,524
Well, I think I'm becoming
a pretty great boss myself.
402
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:33,868
Yeah...
403
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,396
And I just wanna trust
my instincts on this one.
404
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,576
Will you send me the address?
Please?
405
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:41,445
Okay. Okay.
406
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,315
Um...
407
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,334
What?
408
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,368
Dad?
409
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,552
Daddy, she locked me
in this thing.
410
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,733
Yeah. About that, I was
outta moves, so...
411
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,206
You got this, huh?
412
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,258
What'd you get?
413
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,960
Muskrat.
414
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,047
Adolescent male,
probably seven kilograms.
415
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,566
Used the 22 centimeter
catch pole.
416
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,660
Wow. That's a lotta
Canadian math there.
417
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,226
Yeah, we were just driving by
and thought we'd say hola.
418
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,413
Well, your time's just all kinds
of unaccounted for, huh?
419
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,016
Yeah, I guess we should be
more careful.
420
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,277
Dolores goes over our
field reports like a hawk.
421
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,670
Ooh. Don't mess with Dolores.
Am I right?
422
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,463
How about that Dolores?
423
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,845
So, you guys got
that pot simmering?
424
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,942
Ah, there it is.
That's what you came for.
425
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,942
Let me tell you something, Frank.
426
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,603
It was all above-board.
427
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,026
Different precincts.
She doesn't report to me.
428
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,994
We did it all by the book.
And once by the credenza.
429
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,393
Yeah.
430
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,646
You guys got
together physically?
431
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:56,388
Sexual congress
was in session.
432
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,780
You and Dolores?
433
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,439
Boy, you're really having
trouble processing this,
434
00:15:59,436 --> 00:15:59,996
aren't you?
435
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:03,482
So, are you guys... over?
436
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,661
Yeah, for me, basically.
437
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:07,269
But her, she's still
pretty clingy.
438
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,400
Clingy?
439
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,142
Big time.
440
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,061
Big time, yeah.
441
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,187
Anyway, gotta get this 'skrat
back to the 2-3.
442
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,371
Frank!
443
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,586
You gotta talk to Dolores, man.
444
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,593
Yeah. I'm there now.
445
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,863
♪
446
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:38,082
Well, she is Maya's
problem now.
447
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,394
Is she gone?
I'm exhausted.
448
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,700
Yeah. But I've got
two others
449
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,696
so let's get while
the gettin' is good.
450
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:46,963
Damnit.
451
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,749
Rick passed on the Kirkland
Street property.
452
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,096
Truck 8.
453
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,713
Report of the bear's return
to the hot tub.
454
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,796
Repeat, the bear
is in the bubbles.
455
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,405
Truck 8 responding.
456
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,226
This bear is living
a better life than us?
457
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,497
Emily. Hey.
458
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,331
I came here to apologize
in person
459
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,289
but now I realize
I'm just cornering you.
460
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:11,158
You don't have to apologize.
My ear fell off my head.
461
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,420
You probably had the
appropriate reaction.
462
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,508
Well, thank you for being
so cool about it.
463
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,652
I... I really am sorry.
464
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:18,555
Accepted.
465
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,912
I sense there's something else
on your mind?
466
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:26,441
The budget report format.
I just... I can't even...
467
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:29,566
City paperwork's a beast.
Let's get you harmonious.
468
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:30,087
Oh...
469
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:30,882
Huh?
470
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,875
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you.
471
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,876
- Humans are coming!
- Humans!
472
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,485
He must've hightailed it.
473
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,764
Oh yeah.
474
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:42,926
You can see his tracks
going down to the woods.
475
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:43,708
Huh.
476
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:48,463
Look at that steam.
A perfect 98 degrees I bet.
477
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:02,211
I have to say...
478
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,691
it's everything I thought
it would be.
479
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,171
Yeah. This is nice
and we deserve it.
480
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,482
Especially after
the day we've had.
481
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,387
Yeah.
482
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,125
Hey, listen.
483
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,479
I'm sorry that I was that
annoying person without kids
484
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,663
who thinks they know anything
about parenting.
485
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,009
I don't.
486
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,486
You actually did okay
with Addy.
487
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,838
You rode the bull
for almost 10 minutes.
488
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,135
But then I locked her
in a kennel.
489
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,064
Well, she bucked you
at the end.
490
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,146
She bucked you real hard.
491
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,147
She's a demon.
492
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,278
Mmhmm.
493
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,979
Let me
ask you something.
494
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,236
Do you have any interest
495
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,721
in a mixed use warehouse
on Kirkland Avenue?
496
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,207
What was that?
Did you say something?
497
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,815
I'm just... I'm struggling
to hear you over the bubbles.
498
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,296
I'll just chill over here.
499
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:48,128
Hey.
500
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,218
Hey.
501
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,650
So, um... we cool?
502
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:53,310
Yeah.
503
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,137
'Cause you know
last night was...
504
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,135
Oh. Yeah, no.
We're cool.
505
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,357
It was pretty fun,
wasn't it?
506
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:01,491
It was.
507
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,064
Yeah. Okay well,
I'm gonna, uh...
508
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,796
I'm gonna let you bask
in the afterglow.
509
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:08,930
Okay.
510
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:10,106
Okay.
511
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:10,705
See you.
512
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:11,454
Yeah.
513
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,983
You are in an afterglow, right?
514
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,202
Frank, are you trying
to find out
515
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,551
if I enjoyed
our night together?
516
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,079
Do you want the truth?
517
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,945
Oh. I don't know if
it sounds like I do.
518
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:30,038
Sometimes people just aren't
a good fit, you know, sexually.
519
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:36,605
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Okay. Um...
520
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,000
Well, if you,
if you had to, uh...
521
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,312
B-minus.
522
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,048
Why did you think I would want
a letter grade?
523
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,179
It's not a big deal.
524
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,011
No. No, it's not.
It's not.
525
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,189
I assume it was just average
for you too?
526
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:50,005
Mmhmm. Yeah. A-minus.
527
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,584
Hmm.
528
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,321
Okay. Well, um, I'm gonna...
529
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:55,977
Yeah.
530
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:57,813
See what's over here.
531
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:58,935
Okay, bye Frank.
532
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,852
Hey. So did you talk it out?
You all good?
533
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,471
Good? No.
534
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,725
And, apparently, my penis
needs to go to summer school.
535
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,304
You know, I was intimidated
to meet you
536
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,651
'cause everyone speaks
about you as this great boss
537
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,911
and I'm, like, at best,
a work in progress.
538
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,614
Oh, I bet you're doing better
than you think.
539
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,828
I don't know, uh... maybe.
540
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,272
Come on.
Actualization is afoot.
541
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,709
Seize the day.
542
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,925
That momentum,
keep it rolling. Okay?
543
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:31,925
Okay, alright.
544
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:32,616
You're gonna be good.
545
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,615
Thank you, Rick.
546
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,316
Bye.
547
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:58,818
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