All language subtitles for Ally.McBeal.S05E20.2001.Disney+.WEB-DL.1080p.H264.AAC-HDCTV_track6_[eng]

Previously on Ally McBeal.

Liza.

-I want her.
-Poor Richard.

You wanna watch me
take a shower?

She's an itty-bitty
little sexual package.

-Let's go somewhere and do it.
-Goodness, what a--

-Slut.
-I'm not a slut.

You probably don't want to hear this, but
I'm falling in love with you.

I think that it's probably best for us
to take a little break.

Bye.

Bye.

-(phone rings)
-Can't we start without her?

You have run staff meetings before,
Richard.

Oh, she'll be here.

Maybe she's too crushed
about Victor.

Maybe she's jumped out
of a window in front of a bus,

or took too many pills
or sucked on an exhaust pipe.

I mean, the possibilities are as endless
as they are painful.

I don't mean to criticize here,

but is it normal for this waif
to stop the trains?

(groans)
You have no idea.

Sorry I'm, uh,

-late, everybody.
-(chuckles)

But I had a meeting
this morning with the caterer...

regarding my birthday party,
which you're all invited to.

I'll give you the details later.
The big 3-2. (chuckles)

W-Wait a second.
You're throwing yourself a birthday party?

-Yes.
-I thought you hated your birthday.

-Well--
-Yeah, the idea of growing so old.

Well, I considered the alternative, and I
decided that it was festive.

-So plan your outfits accordingly.
-Who planned that one?

I did, Morgan.

-Don't you like it?
-I do.

I love it.

I have this whole thing
about sucking on navels.

Ooh! I probably shouldn't
admit that in a group.

-Mmm.
-No. Uh, um, I have a navel.

Has anyone ever given you
a butterfly, Ally?

Well, um--
(chuckles)

a-as a kid,
I used to chase monarchs.

(chuckles) No, no. I don't mean
a real butterfly.

I mean when someone takes
the tip of their tongue--

actually, it's the tip of the tip--
and flutters it...

inside your navel
like a butterfly.

-Oh.
-You know, right on the spot.

Maybe I'll give you
a butterfly for your birthday.

I've been known to
turn innies into outies.

-(wooden plank vibrates)
-Oh.

If you're interested.

(gulps)

♪ I've been down
down, down ♪

♪ I've been down this road ♪

♪ Walkin' the line
that's painted by pride ♪

♪ And I have made mistakes
in my life ♪

♪ That I just can't hide ♪

♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪

♪ For what love has to bring
Yeah ♪

♪ I got myself together, yeah ♪

♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪

♪ I've been searching
my soul tonight ♪

♪ I know there's
so much more to life ♪

♪ Now I know
I can shine a light ♪

♪ To find my way back home ♪

♪ Oh ♪
♪ Hoo, hoo ♪

♪ Baby, yeah ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪

I own a small chain
of women's wear stores.

-Darton's.
-Oh, Darton's.

-It's very nice.
-I shouldn't complain,

but basically,
the fashion scene--

you're just staring at
women's bodies all day.

Ah, that's what I do.

It's Richard, right?

-Yes.
-I'm sure some people find you cute.

-Oh. (chuckles)
-Well--Yeah. But since I'm paying...

for this meeting, why don't
you let me talk, okay?

-Ouch.
-Legally, I'm married to a man...

by the name
of Steven Greene.

I want a divorce. He's claiming
I'm not competent to do so.

-On what grounds?
-I don't know.

I'm not myself.
Does it really matter?

(chuckles)
Helena,

it would be wrong to think
you can outbitch me.

-Ooh.
-Wh--

He doesn't think
I'm of sound mind.

Look. I like him,
but I don't love him anymore.

If I stay married to him, I'll go every
bit as crazy as he's making me out to be.

-I want to file today.
-Well, done.

Here's the file.

It contains my marriage certificate,
statement of domicile.

I've included my financial
statement,

though it isn't
about the money.

-Oh.
-Send me a copy of the draft.

I'll redline it and get it back to you.
Okay?

Yeah.

Oh. Uh--
(clears throat)

-Did I mention I have a navel?
-Richard.

-We're sort of an item now.
-(chuckles)

-That means I have to train you.
-Oh.

And when you're naughty--
Give me your wrist.

Bad boyfriend.

(toilet flushes)

(groans)

(groans)

(water running)

-Are you okay?
-What?

-Oh.
-(water stops)

Is-Is, um, something wrong?

I'm sorry.
A-Are we friends?

Well, I've, uh,
never met you before,

but you seem quite nice.

Where am I?

What is this place?

Well, y-you're in a--
in a law firm.

More specifically,
you're in the bathroom.

Oh, God.

I think I might
need some help.

There's a woman, and she's
trying to ruin my marriage.

I'm afraid--

I-I think she might be
seeing a lawyer to do so.

Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. Well-Well, um,
how is she trying to ruin your marriage?

By taking me over.

Right. Right. I--

-I-I beg your pardon?
-I-I--I have an alter.

Her name is Helena.

I'm Helen. She's the one
trying to destroy me.

So, this--this Helena--

-(whispers) We both occupy the same body.
-(door opens)

(door closes)

-Oh, hey, Helena. Still here?
-Who are you?

What? That's funny.
(chuckles)

Richard, um,

did a woman named Helena
come in to see you today?

Uh, yeah. Her.

No, no.
This is, uh, not Helena.

Ye--

This is, uh, Helen.

She--What?
What are you talking about?

Oh!

Oh, excuse me, big woman.

-(growls)
-I would go around you,

but my little legs get tired,
so could you please move?

I do not respond to "big woman."
I go by Claire Otoms.

(scoffs)

Liza.
Uh, we-we got a problem.

Our client Helena--
she's a wackadoo.

She's got a split personality
thing going.

What?

-Ally's got her.
-(groans)

Okay.
What's going on here?

Liza, this is Helen, and she's asked me
to represent her.

Okay. I like nuts,
assuming she is one.

Liza, shut up.

Where do you work?

I'm a housewife.

See? She seems nice.

You don't own
a clothing chain?

Well, Helena does.

Well, Helena hired us.

Well, Helen is her real identity,
and she hired me.

Who the hell are you?

Y-You don't... know me?

Has Helen been here?

(chuckles)
Yeah.

Great.

Okay.

We're all up to speed then.

I have another persona.
You're to disregard it.

I want those
divorce papers filed--today.

-Right. Right.
-I apologize for the confusion,

whoever you are.

(chuckles)

-It's so weird.
-Uh--

♪♪ (Mariachi)

♪ Why, why, why
Delilah ♪

♪ Why, why, why
Delilah ♪

♪ I could see ♪

♪ That girl was
no good for me ♪

-♪ Por qué ♪
-♪ Por qué ♪

-♪ Por qué ♪
-♪ Por qué ♪

♪ Delilah ♪♪

¡Olé!

(chattering)

(man)
Buenos días, Conchita.

(chuckles) The-The-The band sings
Tom Jones now?

Well, after the Kingston Trio--
Branching out.

John.

-I need you.
-Oh, Ally.

No, I know, I know,
I know that we promised

we wouldn't bother you unless
we-we--

But-But we--Oh. We have this case
that is beyond all of us.

I-It's a split personality,
and--

and part of her--Helena-- wants a divorce,
and the other part--Helen--doesn't.

And it's--it's--it--
Oh, i-it's crazy.

Who hired you?

Both of them.
We're in court this afternoon,

and you are the only one I know
who can handle this.

Well, no, no. Try Liza.

No, no.
Helena hired Liza,

and-and Helen hired me,
and-and I need you.

(rattles)

A split personality?

Yeah. She-She seems
like a very sweet woman

who's being taken over by her
overbearing side.

Well, that happens
to all of us.

I called the husband. He's gonna be
in the office at 2:00, and-and--

Oh, please. I just need you back
this one--one last time.

♪♪ (Mariachi)

♪ What's new, pussycat ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ What's new, pussycat
Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

Ally.

Ally!

Are you okay?

I heard about
you and Victor.

Oh, oh, oh.
No. Yes, I'm fine.

Well, if there's
anything I can do--

Well, if you can just
help me with this case.

Other--
Otherwise, I'm--I'm fine.

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ What's new, pussycat
Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪♪

-(siren wailing in distance)
-(phone rings)

(ALLY) Did you know
she wanted to divorce you?

Well, I know Helena does. It's been over a
year since I've even seen Helen.

These poems are beautiful.

Helen wrote them.

And Helena reads them
nightly, by the way.

-She loves Helen's writing.
-Does Helena write?

Never.

Well, I might introduce them. Now, this,
uh, doctor she was being treated by?

Well, I called him. He's driving back
from Springfield.

We should go.

Steven,
you can't win this.

No, no. Ah! Please.
Don't address my client.

-I thought Helen was your client.
-She is, as well.

-May I speak with her?
-(together) No!

Let's go.

What do you mean
she's two people?

She has an identity
disorder, Your Honor.

Now, as Helen, she's deeply in love
with this man.

As Helena,
she wants to divorce him.

Your Honor, one person or two,
it doesn't matter.

Helena Greene retained Cage,
Fish and McBeal to represent her.

We can't also represent
the opposing party.

It's a conflict
of interest.

Well, and ordinarily I would agree, but
Helen almost never emerges anymore.

Now, she did with Ms. McBeal, which makes
her the only attorney of choice.

And I might add, Helen is the one of
record married to this man.

Helena has no standing
to file for divorce.

Earth to SquarePants! Helena's the one who
has to live with that man.

I mean,
Helen's never around.

(JOHN) Because Helena
won't let her come out,

and I object to
the SquarePants reference.

Uh, he watches SpongeBob, Judge
I've seen it.

Who the hell is SpongeBob?

Uh, just--
Your Honor,

her treating psychiatrist is returning
this afternoon from out of town.

Now, we can get him in here,
and he can explain.

That's Helen's doctor.

-Definitely not mine.
-Where's Helen?

Helen used to be the one occupying this
body, until Helena usurped her.

-Oh! Saved her.
-(WALSH) All right.

Look. I want to hear from this doctor
first thing after lunch.

In the meantime, I suggest you all
try to work this out.

-Steven, why are you fighting this?
-Because I want Helen back.

-And if you--
-Helen has left the building.

Look. Helen is in there, and I don't want
to lose what's left of her.

-Helen, can I talk to you for a second?
-Go away.

Helen.

Ally?

My God.

-Honey?
-Hi!

-(chuckles)
-My--

-Oh!
-Oh!

I would ask that your client
stop hugging mine.

Oh, it's Helen,
and you know it.

What's going on?
What is she doing now?

-She's trying to divorce us.
-Can we stop her?

Everything's fine.

When she gets agitated or scared,
that's when Helena takes over.

-Boo!
-Hey!

-Oh, Richard!
-Damn it anyway.

You won't let her
split us up, will you?

-Promise me you won't.
-Oh, honey. I won't let you go.

I promise.

(exhales)
I have missed you so much.

(grunts)

(groans)

-Helen is gone, Steven.
-STEVEN: Oh, God.

-No Helen.
-Helen.

Helen no más.

-Helen, come back. Don't go.
-I'm late for lunch.

Come back.

-In love with me?
-I told you that last week.

No. You said you were
beginning to fall for me.

-Yeah.
-Richard,

you don't want to be in love
with me.

-Why?
-I'm not--

Oh, what is that word?

-Nice.
-Wha--No, yes, you are.

That little mean, cold thing you
do--

that's just a game you play to get
ahead professionally.

You got a little Helen/Helena
thing going on yourself, Liza,

except deep down,
you're more like, uh, Helen.

Ew!

That is a horrible thing to say
to a person!

I could say much worse.

Even deeper down,
you'll make a wonderful mother.

-We need to get back to court.
-Well, uh--

-Now.
-(beeps)

(beeps)

Oh, uh--
Liza?

(grunts)
Liza?

(man)
Helen created Helena.

Probably self-protection.

Helen was weak, so she devised Helena,
who was strong.

It's what's known as dissociative
identity disorder.

How does one
treat this, Doctor?

-With therapy.
-Mmm.

(DOCTOR) We try to integrate
the two personalities--

meld the two as one,
if you will.

And this was working
with success until--

Well, once Helena took over,
she discontinued therapy.

She didn't want
any part of Helen.

And without the therapy, is there any
other way to get Helen back?

Well, it's, uh--

it's radical, and it's not the recommended
course of treatment.

-Mm-hmm.
-But there is a drug.

Risperidone. It's an antipsychotic.
It could work.

The problem--
Helena's in charge.

She's never going to take the medication,
since she knows it could extinguish her.

You said Helen
had to create Helena.

-Is that correct, Doctor?
-Yes.

Because Helen was
very unsuccessful in life,

both personally
and professionally.

-She functions better as Helena.
-Yes.

(LIZA) Her self-esteem is better
as Helena.

Yes, but--

She's happier, in her own words,
and I believe yours.

She's more optimistic
as Helena. Yes.

Doctor, who would you consider
the core being to be today?

Probably Helena.

(LIZA) And, Doctor,
who is healthier?

Well, mental health's
very difficult to quantify.

Physical health, then.

Is one physically healthier
than the other?

-Well--
-Isn't it a fact...

that Helen has a higher risk
of developing diabetes?

(DOCTOR) Her blood sugar
is much higher. Yes.

Wait a second. She has two different
blood sugar counts?

Yes. Each personality has its own physical
symptomatologies.

Helen is at risk of developing diabetes.
Helena is not.

Thank you, Doctor.

-(gasps)
-Oh, uh, bygones.

What do you mean
you want me off the case?

I just try cases better solo. You know,
it's how I'm used to doing things.

-You're distracting me.
-How?

It doesn't matter.
I want you off.

You've been acting strange ever since
I said I was falling for you.

(scoffs)
Please.

Do you know how many
men fall in love with me? I could--

How many call you nice?

-Stop it.
-You're a nice, kindhearted person.

Now, why--why is that
so difficult to hear?

'Cause I don't like it when people
see both sides of me.

It makes me feel all naked.

Oh. Well--

-And don't look at me like that either.
-Well, Liza--

Y--

(sighs) Love is about being able
to be both soft and hard.

It's like a penis. Fishism.
If you're not willing to-to--

Richard, look at Helen.
The meek do not inherit.

The meek get trampled.

Wait. No, it really upsets you
I see both sides of you.

The--
I-I-I like both sides.

I just want you to see me as a lawyer--
and a sexual object.

-Could you do that, please?
-We're not having sex.

Well, then just look at me like you
really, really want to and nothing more.

I--

-(door slams)
-Fine.

(sniffs)
Yeah.

The problem is Helena
seems competent, Steven.

So for us to get you
appointed guardian,

it doesn't help that Helena's in the
courtroom and Helen's not.

That's why she created Helena. 'Cause
confrontation intimidates her.

No. Understood.
But the judge hasn't experienced Helen.

-And that's a problem for us.
-Look. Um, uh,

I promised the sitter that
I would be home at 10:00, so--

(knocks)

Wilson?

Your client
wants to talk to you.

-E-Excuse me?
-She's in my office.

(siren wailing in distance)

-Um, Helen?
-Hello.

Hi.

Hey, baby.

(chuckles)

-How we doing?
-Well, uh,

Mr. Cage doesn't
think so well.

Uh, Helen, as I was
explaining to your husband,

one of your problems is it's Helena
who goes to court,

and the judge
needs to hear from you.

Oh.

That means you need to
stay with us, baby.

-I'm trying.
-Well, now, Dr. Colbert...

spoke of medication, okay?

It has an almost immediate effect.
Would you want to try that?

If it'll cure me.

I just want my life back.

Would you take her
home tonight?

Me?

For whatever reason,
she's Helen with you.

Now, at her house,
Helena has taken over.

But we need to bring Helen
to court tomorrow.

Okay.

-(HELEN) I'm so sorry, Steven.
-Shh.

I just want our life back.

(STEVEN)
I know.

(sighs)
Mmm.

I know.

And do we care for
sprinkles?

(groans)
Oh, no, no. No, no, no.

Just, uh--
Just frosting will be fine.

All right. Frosting.

And do we want the full
35 candles on top?

Hmm. That's funny.
That's funny.

(chuckles)
She has your delicate face.

I'd love to do a watercolor
of the two of you.

You paint?

It's been over a year since I have, so I'm
probably a little rusty, but yeah, I do.

There's something
so angelic about her.

Oh, well,
don't be fooled.

-(growls)
-Steven and I so want children.

Twice I've been pregnant, and both times
Helena took care of it.

Wait. What do you mean she--

D-D-D-D-D--
No, no, no. We'll talk about it later.

I can't really
blame her though.

-(clears throat)
-She runs this mini fashion empire,

and she can't really work
and be a mother.

She'll come out tomorrow,
you know, in court.

I don't survive
places like that.

That's when Helena just comes running
to the rescue.

Hmm.

Helen, um, I'm gonna be
there with you.

And I promise that
it'll be very safe.

You-You just need to
stay focused on me,

and--and-and we'll
get through it.

We will.

At first, I needed Helena.

The doctors--they--
they said I was borderline agoraphobic.

And it was Helena
that got me out the door.

I--I probably wouldn't have
met Steven but for Helena.

So, at some point, Helena was really
part of you.

Yes.

And it worked.
I kind of...

became her when
I needed to be.

Like work.
I was Helena by day...

and-and Helen by night.

It actually seemed a--
a healthy balance...

in a strange sort of way.

And then, um,

I started having...

blackouts and memory lapses
that lasted for days, and--

I was told the things
that I said and did, and...

I knew...

it wasn't me.

It was her.

So, as I understand this, the, uh--

the personalities used to be
integrated a little,

and now it's become
either one or the other.

-That's correct.
-(ALLY) And having your choice of being...

you or-or Helena--

Well, I love
being Helen, and...

I love being in love
with my husband as Helen,

but I realize that I'm...

happier and healthier
as Helena.

(ALLY)
W-W-W--You-You--

You would--You would
rather be H-H-Helena?

I'm so sorry, Steven.

Your Honor,
if I may approach--

Would you read this,
please?

Just the first
three lines.

My eyes are bothering me.

Your Honor, this is Helena
pretending to be Helen.

-Objection.
-Sustained. Costs.

(JOHN) Helena is farsighted.
She needs reading glasses.

Helen would be able
to read this.

-That's ridiculous.
-Oh, really? Where'd you go last night?

-I just went home.
-No, you didn't.

You spent the night at
Ally's.

Let the record reflect
Helena is lying under oath.

Let the record also reflect
the character of Helena--

that she should sit up here,
try to pass herself off as--

Is this the kind of person we want
the court to be protecting?

(together)
Objection!

Let me tell you something,
Mr. Cage.

-(JUDGE WALSH) Ma'am.
-No, no. I'd like to answer that.

You think this is easy?

Is it your impression
I'm having fun?

One second I'm standing
in a law office,

and the next I'm sitting in a courtroom
with no memory of how I got here.

This isn't easy.

This has never been easy.

And I won't have you attack
my character or judge me or--

She has no friends.

No social skills.

She was dysfunctional.

Look. She's a wonderful person.

And it's nothing against you, Steven.
You're a fine man.

But I have a life here!

Why won't you let me live it?

There's a reason I've become what I am,
for God's sake!

Do you have
anything else, Mr. Cage?

-No.
-May I be heard?

Um--
(clears throat)

Well, who-who are you?

I'm Helen.

I'm sorry,

but she just said she didn't want
to be attacked...

or judged,
and then she...

proceeded to judge me.

-So, you-you heard what she said, Helen?
-I--I heard some of it.

And I have a life too.

I may not be very...

prolific professionally,
but...

I have my poetry...

and my painting
and my husband.

And I have
a very rich life.

And I won't apologize for it.

She--

She has no right
to take it away from me.

No right.

(ALLY)
Hey.

Hi. Can you
believe that, Ally?

(chuckles) I actually
stood up for myself.

In court.

Yes, you did.

You-You were--
You were great.

What happens now?

Well, we, uh,
go in to do closings.

John will do it.

And, uh, the judge
will-will--Wow.

Oh.
(chuckles)

I like his face.
So gentle.

(chuckles)
Helena can't do this, can she?

No. But she can make enough money
to go out and buy a Monet.

(chuckles)

I'm gonna do a watercolor
of you and Maddie.

I'm gonna give it to you
as a late birthday present.

You know, um, Helen,
I, uh--

Well, I, um--

How do you feel
about Helena?

-Like I said, I owe her.
-Hmm.

When I was picked on as a
kid--or even as an adult--she saved me.

Well, you, um--

Y-You realize
that if we win...

and Steven is appointed guardian,
that, uh,

they're-they're gonna
give you the drug.

And Dr. Colbert said that there's
a very good chance that...

Helena will be extinguished.

Mm-hmm.
I realize that.

It's a loss, but...

she's trying to
extinguish me.

I want to write
and paint, and I--

I want my husband
back, Ally.

Are we gonna be late?

No, no. We still have a--
a couple of minutes.

We--We're back at 2:00.
Um, are you nervous?

A little, but I'm holding.

-Hello.
-(gasps)

I'm Claire Otoms.

Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Not now, Claire.

Well, we've certainly heard
a lot about the two of you.

Is there a parade in town?
They seem to be missing a float.

(gasps)

-Where's Liza?
-Oh, uh, uh, Helen.

Nice, Claire. You-You scared
the Helen out of her.

-(elevator bell dings)
-I used my soft voice.

-Ah. Hey. Hey.
-Hey.

Hey, hey, hey. Mmm! Listen. You know what?
Listen. I have to tell you something.

-I'm not gonna be able to leave right now.
-What? You promised half day.

I know, I know, I know, but I have to go
do closings.

Then I'm gonna come home
after that.

I just-- You know what?
You can hang out with Elaine.

-She sings to me.
-I know. I know.

I will, uh-- I will make her
promise not to sing.

-(MADDIE) But it's your birthday.
-Well, I know. I know.

And-And I'm gonna celebrate,
sweetheart.

I promise.
I just have to do this one thing.

(continues, indistinct)

What Steven Greene
is in here asking for...

is that you issue a death sentence
to one of them.

Administer this drug,
it possibly--likely--

will be the equivalent of giving Helena
Greene a lethal injection.

But, Ms. Bump, one could argue Helena
is killing Helen.

Why don't we let the stronger personality
win out?

See those people back there?

Helena's friends,
coworkers.

They're people who care
for her, who count on her.

This doesn't simply
involve Steven Greene.

There are those
who love Helena.

They will suffer
if we take her away.

-So, how do I make the choice?
-You don't.

Nobody should get to decide

what one personality
is more deserving of life than another.

Doctors make that decision every day
when treating mental health.

Yes, to remedy illness.
Helena is competent.

More competent than Helen.

She's able to function
in this world.

She's doing so
with great success.

Helen Greene suffers from dissociative
identity disorder.

It is an illness--

an illness that
gives rise to Helena.

It is incapacitating,
and it is treatable.

But, Mr. Cage, maybe Helena has the
disorder, which is giving rise to Helen.

-Well, Helen came first.
-So what?

In most cases
of mental disorders,

the medication is used to extinguish the
personality that came first.

No, no, no, no.
To extinguish the disorder.

Look. If she were 90% Helen, 10% Helena,
I might agree with you.

But that's not what we've got.
She's Helena 95% of the time.

The doctor said
the core being is Helena.

Why shouldn't she be
the one I care about?

You stumped him, Judge.

No, he did not.
Just sit down, Ms. "Stump."

(stammers) "Rump."
(stammers) Bump.

-Wha--
-Sit down.

Balls.

Your Honor,

you see this
person here?

She has fantasies.

She hallucinates. Now,

some people consider her to be in
great need of mental help.

I often think she has 100 different
personalities.

But I never, ever
question who she is.

An hour ago,

as I watched her
deal with her daughter,

I was reminded again...

that what
defines her most...

is her soul.

I don't want to sound too religious here,
but, you see,

I believe we all have a core that--
that makes us who we are.

A soul, if you will.

Now, at this woman's core,

she's Helen.

That's where she loves.

That's where she paints.

That's where
she writes her poetry.

That's where her quiet
little soul thrives.

I have no doubt that she may experience
more successes as Helena.

But, you know, I-I think that speaks more
to our world than anything else.

But the soul.
No. No, that's Helen.

And I suspect...

even Helena knows that.

Did you really mean what you said
about me just then?

The hundred personalities?

The soul.

Ally, you are nothing
if not a soul.

What are you thinking?

(sighs deeply)

I'm just replaying all the things
ever said to me.

The best ones
always come from you.

Well--

You know,
you helped save her.

Her husband couldn't bring her out.
You did.

I think in some way
your soul connected with hers.

(door opens)

He's back.

Okay.

(JUDGE WALSH) After looking at
the medical evidence...

and consulting with
numerous experts of the court,

I find that Helen Greene
does in fact suffer

from dissociative identity
disorder.

It causes lapses in memory,
as well as consciousness.

As to who is real today,
Helen or Helena,

I don't really know.

All I can do is ask, who is the person to
first suffer from the disorder?

Who would we have
but for the disorder?

I believe the answer is Helen.

I am appointing
Steven Greene as guardian.

This court is adjourned.

So, if he wants to medicate me,
I have to comply?

-That's the order of the court.
-You just signed my death warrant.

We're adjourned.

(crowd chattering)

-Can I appeal this?
-I don't know.

Helena.

You may not want to be
married to me,

but I know
you trust me.

This is the right result.

Helena?

It's me.

-Did--Did we win?
-Yes, baby. We did.

-We did?
-We won.

You're kidding.

(exhales)
Liza. Y--

Do you think if you got
into a relationship...

you'd have to extinguish the-the cold,
bitchy part of yourself that you so love?

Is that it?

I fell for that part
too, you know.

You'd expect me
to treat you nicely.

When you slapped my wrist, when you talked
about, uh, needing to train me, did I run?

What is it that you like
about me, Richard?

I'm not even as sexual
as I pretend to be.

I like that
you're cold, bitchy,

smart,

extremely sexy,
beautiful...

and soft.

So you'd let me train you
if I wanted to?

Like a puppy.

(chuckles)

Have you ever fantasized about making love
in an elevator?

Yes. Have you?

-Never.
-(elevator whirring)

(ALL)
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Ally ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ And many more ♪♪

(chuckles) Okay. Um--
(clears throat)

(inhales deeply)

-(all cheering)
-All right!

Oh, gosh. Thank you very much.
This is, uh--

Well, it's just great to have you all here
for my big 3-2.

We didn't know what to get you.
We were planning on...

giving you a romantic weekend
for you and, uh, Victor.

-(Liza clears throat)
-Yeah. Uh, bygones.

Anything you know you want?

Well, I-I think I...
have everything I want.

I have my friends and my house
and my daughter.

And, uh, John
said something to me today...

that I will always...
treasure.

And, uh, there's
nothing that I could--

Well, actually-- Actually, no.
There-- There is one thing that I'm--

Well, I'm very curious about the, uh--
the butterfly.

-Oh.
-(NELLE) Ooh.

(LIZA) I wish I'd known,
'cause I can only give...

one butterfly per night,

'cause, um, my tongue
muscle gets tired.

And I already
promised Richard, so--

Wh--Uh, you did? Oh, yeah.
You did. Oh, she di--she did.

Well, and a--a promise
is a promise.

♪♪ (Rock)

(VONDA) ♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love in my tummy ♪

♪ And I feel like a-lovin' you ♪

-(cell phone rings)
-♪ Love, you're such a sweet thing ♪

♪ "Good enough to eat" thing ♪

♪ And that's just
what I'm gonna do ♪

Ally. John, we have to go.

♪ Ooh, I love to kiss ya ♪♪

-(ALLY) What happened?
-She's moving out.

-What?
-The, uh--

The core being--
it had become Helena. So--

What's going on, Doctor?

It seems, uh-- The risperidone seems to
have extinguished Helen.

I assumed that it would take Helena,
but it took Helen.

(clears throat)

-Forever?
-Quite possibly.

Sorry to disappoint you.

I'll call you.

Helen.

Will you talk to me,
please?

I really
need to talk to you.

She said to say good-bye.

Technically,
you two should be happy.

Look.

(chuckles)

I loved her too, okay?

I really did.

(door opens)

♪♪ (piano ballad)

(VONDA)
♪ Mother isn't here now ♪

♪ Who knows what she'll say ♪

♪ Nothing's quite so clear now

♪ Feel you've lost your way ♪

♪ You are not alone ♪

♪ Believe me ♪

♪ No one is alone ♪

♪ Believe me ♪

♪ Truly ♪

♪ No one is alone ♪♪

(woman)
You stinker!