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-Previously on Ally McBeal.
-[ Screams ]
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-Look at that.
-What?
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That wrinkle.
Was that there yesterday?
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Here we go again.
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[ Renee ] What's the big deal
about turning 28?
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It's two years from 30.
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I'm a year from 30.
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Ally, I thought I'd make some plans
at the bar to celebrate your birthday.
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Oh, and I suppose you have
a little musical number?
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Is this the big three-five?
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-No.
-I'm 30.
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And as much as you might hate the idea of
being the object of a man's desires,
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what you truly loathe
is the idea that one day you might not.
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And the question burning deep, deep, deep
down under the lip gloss is,
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"Has that day already arrived?"
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[ Birds Twittering
In Distance ]
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-[ Clock Clicks ]
-Hello. It's time to wake up.
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It's your birthday.
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You're not stirring, angel.
You don't want to waste a single minute.
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Tick, tick.
Don't you ever want to have a baby?
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Your ovaries are shrinking
as we speak!
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Come on, honey!
Your face is already on borrowed time.
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Get up before your eggs dry up!
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[ Screaming ]
Now!
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Oh,
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God.
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-What's wrong?
-It's time for my first face-lift.
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-Ally--
-No, I'm not just saying it, Renee.
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I am not just having
one of my birthday reactions.
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This is--I--I--
I really need it.
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-Just... look at me.
-You don't look a day over 40.
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Kidding!
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[ Crashing,
Breaking ]
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{\an8}♪ I've been down
down, down ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪
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{\an8}♪ Walkin' the line
that's painted by pride ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I have made mistakes
in my life ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪
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{\an8}♪ For what love has to bring
Yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got myself together, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been searching
my soul tonight ♪
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{\an8}♪ I know there's
so much more to life ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I know
I can shine a light ♪
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{\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Hoo, hoo ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Hoo, hoo ♪
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
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{\an8}Okay, uh, let's get started.
Uh, first up--Wait. Where's, uh, Ally?
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-Elaine said she called in "older."
-Excuse me?
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It's her birthday.
She's depressed. She called in "older."
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-She's not coming in?
-I thought we were having a party for her.
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Well, how can we not celebrate?
She's a member of our family here.
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You know, you're entirely too happy,
Nelle. I want to meet this computer date.
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Next up, Dale versus Hobey.
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Whose is that? Uh, patient
suing a doctor--
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-What are you doing?
-I beg your pardon?
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You said, "Next up." I-I say, "Next up."
That's--That's what I say.
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You're not vested with that.
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And as a senior partner,
if I see a staff meeting stall...
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and feel behooved to move it along,
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I certainly can exercise that prerogative.
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Yes, you say, "Move along." But I say,
"First up," "Next up."
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-Those are-- Those are my sayings.
-Well, fine. Forgive me.
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{\an8}Move along.
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{\an8}Fine. Uh, uh, next up,
uh, Dale versus Hobey--
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a patient suing doctor
for a bad nose job.
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The client'll be here at,
oh, 11:00. Uh, John? Nelle?
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-If you could, uh, jump in--
-Oh. Oh, I'm--I'm sorry.
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-What? Why? What-- What's the matter?
-I-I just--I--
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{\an8}[ Stammering ]
I--It's a thing I'm not--
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{\an8}It's not a case that I--
I wanna take on. Thank you.
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Uh, John, this is medical malpractice.
W-We've been lookin' to get into this.
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{\an8}-I really need you here, buddy.
-It's just, I have a thing...
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about... that.
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{\an8}-What? About wh-what?
-Noses. Okay? I'm not proud of it.
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I was traumatized once
by a history teacher with a big--
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Caught me staring at his n-n-n--
[ Stammering ]
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Okay. Okay, look. John--
John, I-I need you and Nelle--
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{\an8}-Could I be allowed to rest on occasion?
-...a potentially big client.
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More medical malpractice--
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One of the perks of a partner:
getting associates to work--
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while senior partners
go off and eat waffles!
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Okay. Fine, then! Move along. Next up.
What do we got? This--
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{\an8}We're gonna interview here?
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{\an8}-In the waiting room?
-No, it's not the waiting room.
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{\an8}It's where I was waiting.
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{\an8}-What about in there?
-I just moved in myself--
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{\an8}-That's a conference room.
-Where's your office?
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-This is it.
-The waiting room?
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-No, it's not.
-Where would my office be?
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-Well, if you could--
-The headhunter said,
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{\an8}"Young, well-respected litigator looking
for an associate."
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Corretta--
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{\an8}How do I hit the ground running
without the proper facilities?
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{\an8}Where's the computer?
Where's the assistant?
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Where's the library,
and where are the clients?
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{\an8}I would see clients if there were any
waiting, wouldn't I?
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{\an8}'Cause I'm standing
in the waiting room.
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{\an8}I don't think
I can be a lawyer here.
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{\an8}That's too bad, 'cause in my mind
I'd already hired you, and--
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{\an8}-You did?
-Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}-Why?
-Because, uh, I... like you.
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-[ Door Closes ]
-Now you're messing with me.
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Excuse me. I'm looking
for Mr. Larry Paul.
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-You're Sting.
-Yes.
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I'm Larry Paul.
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{\an8}-What is this, to impress me?
-No.
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'Cause I'm not.
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I'm impressed with you,
just not with him.
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{\an8}We'll be with you in a second.
Do you mind waiting?
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{\an8}-You're in the right room.
-Corretta.
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If you don't mind, I have
a bit of a legal crisis.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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I'll open a file.
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Last name?
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{\an8}Now, Harold,
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{\an8}from what I understand, you requested
the surgeon enlarge your nose.
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But not like this.
This is too big. I'm disfig--
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I apologize.
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Uh, why did you ask him
to make it bigger?
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{\an8}I'm a female impersonator,
Miss Porter.
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{\an8}Over the years, Barbra Streisand's become
my biggest character.
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Many events hire me to do
Barbra Streisand alone.
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Anyway, the prosthetic nose
I was using--
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eh, it distracted me
in my performance.
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So I thought, if I just had mine
enlarged a little--
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Right. So you asked your surgeon to make
you look like Barbra Streisand.
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I asked him just
to make my nose a little bigger.
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You see, I'm also an actor.
And this--
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Uh, I apologize.
I just came out of a relationship.
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So, you're suing
your surgeon for--
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Look at me.
Do you really have to ask?
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It was a concert, Your Honor.
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My client was giving a concert
to 17,000 people.
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But his affection, Your Honor,
was being directed to one person:
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my client's wife,
seated in the second row.
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[ Judge ]
Hold on. You're alleging Mr. Sting--
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tried to break up
your client's marriage?
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[ Attorney ] That is exactly
what we're alleging. Her obsession...
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with Mr. Sting has interfered horribly
with their marital relations.
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-Oh, please.
-Your Honor, and I'm not confident...
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that you fully appreciate the severity
of these allegations.
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You can't hold a performer liable
for his performance on a stage.
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The defendant engaged in emotionally
and sexually suggestive conduct.
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And it caused my client's wife
to become enraptured,
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which enrapture threatens
to break them up.
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Now, Mr. Sting knows
that he has this effect on women.
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It is therefore foreseeable
that his conduct...
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could be counterproductive
to a marital relationship.
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And to excuse him
from taking responsibility...
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simply because he committed
this action while on a stage?
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Well, none of us can be...
comfortable with that.
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All right.
I think this is ridiculous,
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but I'm not inclined to kick a case out
without some discovery.
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-Let's depose the parties then.
-Your Honor,
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you can't be serious.
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Mr. Paul, despite my perky nature,
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I am quite capable
of being serious.
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My client is only in the commonwealth
until tomorrow.
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Then I suggest you take the depositions
today. Adjourned.
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[ Sting ]
♪ After the rain has fallen ♪
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♪ After the tears
have washed your eyes ♪
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♪ You'll find
that I've take nothin' ♪
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♪ That love can't replace
in the blink of an eye ♪
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♪ But after the thunder's
spoken and ♪
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-♪ After the lightnin' bolt's--♪
-[ Renee ] Ally.
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-[ Record Needle Scratches ]
-Come on. You're gonna be late for work.
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Why? If it's my birthday, why can't I just
let it be my day?
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You can.
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If you were celebrating, that would be
great, but you're "miserating."
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Why? It's not like you're a pathetic,
lonely, single, desperate woman...
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on the verge of spinsterhood
like you were last year.
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You got a man, which is all you ever
wanted out of life--
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to latch onto a husband
and wear nice outfits.
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This is your dream.
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-It's comin' true, so be happy.
-[ Thunder Rumbles ]
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Seriously, Ally.
Is there somethin' wrong?
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Well, I--I-I guess something must be,
but I just don't know what it is.
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It's--It's--Mm, it's probably
just the birthday blues.
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Go to work. I'm fine.
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-Sure?
-Yeah, sure.
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-[ Blows ]
-Mm-hmm. Mm.
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You're not gettin' out
of going to the bar though.
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Mmm. Mm.
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[ Vonda ] ♪ I can't stop--♪
[ Stops ]
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[ Resumes ]
♪ This feelin'--♪ [ Stops ]
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♪ Deep inside of me ♪
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-[ Gasping ]
-♪ Boy, you just don't realize ♪
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♪ What you do to me oh ♪
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-♪ Your lips--♪
-[ Runs Down ]
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Oh.
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[ Groans Softly ]
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Uh-uh-uh. Mm-mmm.
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[ Clears Throat ]
Mm-mmm.
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[ Sniffles, Clears Throat ]
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[ Vonda Vocalizing, Slow ]
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[ Continues ]
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Ally, can I call you "Al,"
or do you prefer "Mack"?
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It's "Ally."
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Whatever. The guy obviously
doesn't want to marry you, so--
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-How do you know that?
-Did he ask you to marry him?
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What makes you think
I want to marry him?
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Don't seem the mistress type.
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If you move in with a guy you
have no intentions of marrying--
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-I-I never said I had no intentions.
-Are you a mistress?
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No. I am not a mistress.
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Then why live with a guy
who's afraid to get married?
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-How do you know he's afraid?
-Because he didn't ask--
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[ Wheels Rolling, Creaking ]
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Oh--Oh, d-don't--Don't you--
Don't you even think of shooting me.
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Okay, now see, you're not real, okay?
You don't scare me.
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No. You know, you wanna shoot me?
You just go ahead.
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Go ahead, I dare you.
Shoot. Shoot. Shoot!
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Hobey ]
This is the nose he contracted for,
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and this is the nose
that we gave him.
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-Okay. Can I see that in profile?
-With pleasure.
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Okay. Could you turn, Harold?
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[ Stammering Quietly ]
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All right. Uh, i-it does
look bigger on Harold.
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We adhered strictly to the agreed-upon
measurements: three centimeters.
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-He asked for Barbra Streisand.
-And you gave me Karl Malden.
225
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,102
-Karl Malden?
-All right.
226
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,522
[ Overlapping ]
I did not give you a Karl Malden!
227
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,731
-Let's keep this constructive.
-I didn't ask for this.
228
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,733
Jimmy Durante
would've sent this one back.
229
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,236
You said Barbra Streisand
is the biggest part of your act.
230
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,112
And this is what you wanted.
231
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:46,033
Look, why can't we just redo it?
Get a new nose job?
232
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,202
Yeah. Tell him.
233
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:53,374
The cartilage is...
a little compromised now.
234
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,668
-Another surgery--
-So he's stuck with that hooter--
235
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,295
[ Stammering ]
honker?
236
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,215
[ Stammering ]
Poop!
237
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:04,468
I'm sor-- I, uh, just came out
of a relationship.
238
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:09,557
Look, uh, what about this, Doctor?
Uh, can you not reverse the... damage?
239
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,351
Unfortunately, it would be tough.
But look.
240
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,311
This is the nose
that he contracted for.
241
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,314
I can show you all the specs
and the plans.
242
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,358
Plans? We're not talking
about a new kitchen.
243
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,360
Though clearly that would
be a smaller job.
244
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,695
-There's no call for that.
-I'm offended by that.
245
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,655
Look, look. This is good work.
246
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,449
The septum is perfect.
He has no problem breathing.
247
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,869
Nor is this a ventilation issue.
248
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,454
No, it's not.
It's an aesthetic one.
249
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:36,041
And aesthetically, that is exactly
the nose he hired me to give him.
250
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:40,379
And this? This is about something else
altogether. Isn't it, Harold?
251
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,507
-No, it isn't.
-Harold, I know the real reason.
252
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,385
-It's not about that.
-Do they know?
253
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,349
[ Slow Rock And Roll ]
254
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:57,980
-♪ When no one else can understand me ♪
-♪ Wah-ooh ♪
255
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:03,027
-♪ When everything I do is wrong ♪
-This isn't even a duet.
256
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:06,655
♪ You give me hope
and consolation ♪
257
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,617
-And it's not hot.
-♪ You give me strength ♪
258
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,286
♪ To carry on ♪
259
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,830
♪ And you're always there ♪
260
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:19,710
-It's not a duet. It's not hot.
-♪ To lend a hand in everything ♪
261
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:23,422
-When am I even supposed to sing?
-♪ I do ♪
262
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:27,343
♪ That's the wonder ♪
263
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:31,555
♪ The wonder of you ♪
264
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,890
Elaine.
265
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,308
Okay, this is your verse.
And make it hot.
266
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,393
-I'm not singing this.
-It's for Ally.
267
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:40,773
♪ And when you smile
the world is brighter ♪
268
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:46,236
-♪ Wah-ooh ♪
-♪ You touch my hand and I'm a king ♪
269
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,572
I don't care how many people
were in that building.
270
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,658
He was singing
directly to my wife.
271
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:54,370
He knows it, she knows it,
and I know it.
272
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,121
-Don't tell me what I know, Louis.
-Ma'am.
273
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,375
I'm not comfortable with you here.
You're not a party to these proceedings.
274
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,293
It's my love life on trial here.
275
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,254
And he wants me here.
He just can't say so in public.
276
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,883
-Madam, I don't even know you.
-You know my heart. You sang to it!
277
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,551
The judge gave us one day,
278
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,054
so we're gonna hear from Louis,
and then you'll get your chance.
279
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,639
-Okay, Melissa?
-Fine.
280
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,516
-[ Quietly ] Okay.
-He sang to it.
281
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:19,228
Louis, what do you think
Mr. Sting did exactly?
282
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,940
Well, he sang this song called
"We'll Be Together,"
283
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,942
and he looked
straight at Melissa.
284
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,110
-He did.
-Melissa.
285
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,820
-Ma'am.
-[ Quietly ] Okay.
286
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,446
He wooed her.
287
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,699
-He wooed her?
-With the song. He wooed her.
288
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:35,953
It's hard enough making
a marriage work-- any marriage.
289
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:39,248
But what hope does a man like me have
with a rock star pursuing his wife?
290
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,667
-I did not pursue your wife.
-Don't lie, Stinger.
291
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,294
-Stinger?
-Not comfortable.
292
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,840
-Louis, I see you brought a tape deck.
-Yes, to show you--
293
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,050
My attorney thought you'd like
a demonstration.
294
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,094
-I think we'd all like that.
-Oh, my God.
295
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,014
-Never mind, Melissa.
-Don't do this. I beg you.
296
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,306
Why don't you show us now,
if you don't mind?
297
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,976
Of course.
298
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,729
-I'm not a professional like him.
-Understood.
299
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,940
-[ Funk Rock ]
-It was like this.
300
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,443
He looked at her,
301
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,529
and he danced at her...
like this.
302
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,783
[ Volume Turns Louder ]
303
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,537
Not the same. Trust me.
Am I wrong, Stinger?
304
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,291
[ Continues ]
305
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,673
-[ Sting On Tape ] ♪ I see me with you ♪
-♪ I see me and you ♪
306
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,134
♪ And all the things you do ♪
307
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,803
♪ Keep turnin' round and round
in my mind ♪
308
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,307
♪ Forget the weather ♪
309
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,392
♪ We should
always be together ♪
310
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:44,104
♪ And any other thought is unkind ♪
311
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:48,192
♪ My love is a flame
that burns in your name ♪
312
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,611
♪ We'll be together ♪
313
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,614
♪ We'll be together tonight ♪
314
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,699
[ Chorus ]
♪ Together ♪
315
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,119
The doctor's unwilling to settle,
316
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:03,123
but I can probably get his insurance
company to pressure him.
317
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,877
-The cost of litigating--
-I want an admission of liability.
318
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,797
Well, I don't think
I can get that.
319
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,841
Then we won't settle.
320
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,260
What don't I know, Harold?
321
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,888
Harold,
322
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,682
if we go to trial,
I can't be surprised.
323
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,354
My boyfriend.
324
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,482
We broke up after the surgery.
325
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,903
-Because of how you looked?
-It wasn't that exactly.
326
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:36,824
He-- He has problems
with my--my--
327
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,035
my being a performer.
328
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:44,039
-He--He wanted me to give up the act.
-Why?
329
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,000
He thought I lived for the spotlight
more than I did for him.
330
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,961
Well, is that true?
331
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,798
I love him very much,
Miss Porter.
332
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,425
But I am a performer.
333
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,678
So, the surgery--
334
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,139
My boyfriend--
335
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,225
he regarded that
as the final straw--
336
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,853
that I would alter my looks--
337
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,522
[ Chuckles ]
for the sake of the act.
338
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,315
So he left?
339
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,113
-Yes.
-And, uh,
340
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:21,743
you're blaming your heartache
on the nose...
341
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,164
and, therefore, the surgeon?
342
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:31,003
It's not the nose I wanted.
That's why I'm suing.
343
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,380
Okay.
344
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,507
I have to sing, Miss Porter.
345
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,844
This is who I am.
346
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,099
Did you tell him that?
347
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:06,413
-[ Door Closes ]
-Hey, Ally.
348
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,373
Since when do you have a key
to my apartment?
349
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:12,044
Oh, uh, Jackson had copies made.
Happy birthday.
350
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,131
Thank you.
351
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,009
-Well, is--is that why you came by?
-Oh.
352
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,178
You know, the--the thought
of you sitting home alone,
353
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,721
uh, thinking about your problems--
354
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,265
I thought I'd distract you,
get you to focus on one of mine.
355
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,935
What, did the market take
another tumble?
356
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,645
No, nothing that profound.
357
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:33,607
No, it's--it's Ling.
I think I want her back.
358
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,985
I know she really represents
just, uh, chattel, but--
359
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,111
Well, you love chattel.
360
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,905
Exactly. And I can't even
get her to notice me.
361
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,657
-Make her jealous.
-That's a little juvenile.
362
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,658
-Works.
-How do I do it?
363
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,034
-Shopping.
-Sorry?
364
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,953
The first thing
a woman does with a--
365
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,163
a new boyfriend
is she redresses him.
366
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,165
So if you go out and get
some new clothes,
367
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,960
she'll think that there's somebody else.
368
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,420
Okay.
Gee, that-- that was quick.
369
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,340
You know, I got a little time left for
your problem. You wanna talk about it?
370
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,092
-Mmm, no.
-Excellent.
371
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,344
-You know, Richard?
-Bugger.
372
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,472
We're in our 30s, and we're always talking
about getting on with our lives.
373
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:09,268
Well--Well, we are.
We're on with our lives. This is it.
374
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:13,105
Ally, you have friends.
You have nice clothes.
375
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,398
You have a man.
376
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,691
Well, maybe that's the problem, you know?
377
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,526
I have always been driven
by my want, you know?
378
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,902
What I--
What I want. And--
379
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,238
And now maybe the quest is--is--
[ Imitates Cutting Sound ]
380
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,322
You don't have children yet.
381
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,324
Although at 31,
I mean, tick, tick.
382
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:27,703
[ Chuckles ] Bygones.
You know, they're overrated.
383
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,162
I think the reason that I hate birthdays
384
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,623
is because my life
has always been about tomorrow--
385
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,002
you know, the-the--
the possibilities, I-I-- I guess.
386
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:40,173
And--And the idea
that life is--is now... is horrible.
387
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:43,051
And the problem
with "now" exactly is--
388
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,345
Nothing. I don't know.
389
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:48,098
I don't know. I mean, it's--
Now is--is great.
390
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,392
You know,
I feel happy.
391
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:53,562
I have my friends. I have my family.
I have my--my job, and--
392
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,189
and like you say,
I have nice outfits,
393
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,525
but I still feel alone.
394
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:01,570
Well, a-and alone by myself
I can take, but...
395
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:05,907
alone while happy
with somebody else?
396
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,909
[ Sighs ]
Oh.
397
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,203
[ Quietly ]
Oh.
398
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,137
It's not that I'm not happy
to sing by myself.
399
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,181
-Clearly.
-Oh, don't give me that.
400
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,558
You know what your nickname
is around here:
401
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:35,270
"The man in the mirror."
402
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,939
-Who calls me that?
-It doesn't matter.
403
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,941
The point is, you're as vain
as I am.
404
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,152
And since we both
love to hog the limelight,
405
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,821
who better to steal it from
than Ally on her birthday?
406
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:48,450
-Come on. I wanna be hot.
-Hey, if I sing that number with you,
407
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,869
it ain't gonna be that Elvis Presley
thing, 'cause I don't do Elvis.
408
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,163
I'm smooth, Elaine.
You got that?
409
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:56,666
If we do a number together,
oh, it's got to be smooth.
410
00:22:56,750 --> 00:23:00,420
Fine. Smooth... and hot.
411
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,466
A woman knows
when she's being spoken to.
412
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,385
And you feel Mr. Sting
was speaking to you?
413
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,761
Yes, I do.
414
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:10,097
And you actually separated
from your husband...
415
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:14,684
because you thought you and Mr. Sting
could get together.
416
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,937
I separated from my husband
because he refused to recognize
417
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,647
that Sting loved me that night.
418
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,233
-Why is that important, what Louis--
-It's important because...
419
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,485
it was an important night
in my life--
420
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,946
one I need to believe in.
421
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,989
And I need for my husband
to believe in it.
422
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,659
-Why?
-Look. I love Louis.
423
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:34,913
And did I think that Sting and I would
eventually get together? No.
424
00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:38,333
But in those brief,
few minutes,
425
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:43,213
I guess I realized,
well, a dream--
426
00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:45,549
one I never believed
was available to me.
427
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,385
I'm not... clear.
May I?
428
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:52,305
-Of course.
-So, you didn't separate from Louis...
429
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,016
thinking that you would get together
with Mr. Sting?
430
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,519
No!
[ Sighs ]
431
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:02,691
But the key to happiness--
any happiness--
432
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,318
is allowing for--
433
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,030
It's nice to know that
what's there for,
434
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:12,117
I guess,
the special people...
435
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,161
is also there for me.
436
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,289
-I must say, I'm... confused.
-So am I.
437
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:21,835
You sell a lot of records
singing about people like me--
438
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,296
people who insist
on believing in love.
439
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:28,300
It's an act, Melissa.
He tours all over the world...
440
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:30,802
singing to the woman in the second row,
the lady in the balcony--
441
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,346
I have no illusions
about ending up with him, you dope.
442
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:39,978
But what happened that night--
it wasn't an illusion, was it, Stinger?
443
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:44,441
You think my client was--
[ Chuckles ] actually--
444
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,526
-Uh, what's the word?
-Wooing!
445
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,945
Thank you, Louis.
446
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:52,782
You thought Mr. Sting
was... wooing you.
447
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,494
I know I'm not meant
to get the leading man.
448
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,954
I know that dreams
aren't likely to come true...
449
00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,956
for short little housewives
from Brighton.
450
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,710
But yes.
In that one moment,
451
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,755
I felt he really did
want to be with me.
452
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:10,258
And it was everything,
I can tell you that.
453
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,346
I'm happy with you, Louis.
I love you.
454
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:17,140
But to know
that Sting wanted me,
455
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,644
even if it were for only
a fleeting second--
456
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,063
[ Sighs ]
457
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:25,190
that's--
458
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:27,067
that's something.
459
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:38,745
Okay. Just confront it.
Deal.
460
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:43,625
[ Breathes Deeply ]
461
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,585
[ Vonda ] ♪ I can't stop ♪
[ Gasps ]
462
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,671
-♪ This feelin' ♪
-Hey.
463
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,131
-♪ Deep inside of me ♪
-Hey! Hey!
464
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,760
-[ Grunting ]
-[ Music Runs Down ]
465
00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:57,264
I came back to check up on you.
Obviously, that wasn't necessary.
466
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:07,232
-You don't even go out to lunch.
-No. He didn't send me flowers,
467
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:11,069
and all I got was a lousy alarm clock
that-- that's abusive.
468
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:15,740
-Y-You were diving across the floor to--
-Oh. Oh, that.
469
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:20,870
Well, that--that stupid dancing baby is
back, and I was just tryin' to... kill it.
470
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:23,540
I'm fine, Renee.
471
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:29,713
It's gotta be expensive.
The first thing Ling notices...
472
00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:31,798
about an outfit is the price tag.
473
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,175
-Gucci. Third floor.
-What's goin' on down there?
474
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,552
Come on. Let's clear the set.
475
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:37,512
[ Mark ] Looks like
a fashion--Oh, my.
476
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,681
-That's, uh, Cindy Margolis.
-Who?
477
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:42,559
Cindy Margolis, Queen of the Internet.
Well, what's she doin' here?
478
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,853
Apparently modeling
some swimwear.
479
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,480
-And quite well too.
-I-I gotta meet her.
480
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:48,398
Richard.
481
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,233
No, but, Mark, this is perfect.
Ling knows I watch,
482
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,569
uh, Cindy Margolis
on cable all the time.
483
00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:55,989
She's even, you know, caught me appeasing
myself sometimes after.
484
00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:57,657
Oh, swell. Didn't realize that.
485
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,618
This is perfect.
I've gotta meet her.
486
00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:02,037
Ah, what?
What are you gonna do, Richard?
487
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,999
I'm just gonna let fate take its ugly
little course, and... you know.
488
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:11,087
Forty thousand dollars?
489
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,174
Well, he basically is willing to settle
to avoid the negative publicity.
490
00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,009
Admission of liability?
491
00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:18,970
[ Nelle ] All he'll say is that
it was an unsatisfactory result.
492
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:22,766
He will not admit
to negligence or wrongdoing.
493
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:26,144
Uh, Mr. Dale?
494
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:30,023
Uh, we have reviewed
the architectural drawings--
495
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,693
the, uh, plans for your n-n-n--
[ Stammering, Grunts ]
496
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:38,365
Now, it complied to specs.
It may have turned out a little bigger,
497
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:41,534
but our advice here
would be to settle.
498
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,203
[ Sighs ]
499
00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:46,373
-Excuse us a second, John.
-Yes.
500
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,416
-[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
-Listen.
501
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:52,003
My father always told me,
502
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,506
we should embrace
our God-given looks.
503
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:57,926
That must have been
quite the challenge.
504
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,136
Why not embrace
our man-given looks as well?
505
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,347
This is your nose now,
Harold.
506
00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:07,894
You're a performer, a man who can sing
like Barbra Streisand.
507
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:10,647
And, like you said,
who else in the world can do that?
508
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,111
Take the 40,000,
your new nose...
509
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:19,114
and... do what you love.
510
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:23,076
-[ Chuckles ]
-[ Slow Rock ]
511
00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:28,081
[ Jackson ]
♪ Come in, pull up a chair ♪
512
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:35,505
-♪ Come on, let down your hair ♪
-[ Crowd Cheers ]
513
00:28:35,588 --> 00:28:39,175
-♪ We can relax in style ♪
-[ Cheering, Applauding ]
514
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:45,056
-♪ Come on, stay a while ♪
-♪ Oh ♪
515
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,435
♪ Stay a little while ♪
516
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:51,521
♪ And just long enough ♪
517
00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:54,858
♪ To take a little puff ♪
518
00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:57,152
Mmm.
Doesn't that make you jealous?
519
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,362
With her? Please.
520
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,990
Well, what about me?
521
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,368
Come on, Ling.
We both slept with the guy.
522
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:08,580
-If I can deal, so can you.
-[ Clears Throat ]
523
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:12,417
-You two slept together?
-We had, uh,
524
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:15,712
dozed off one night...
watchin' the news.
525
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:19,424
♪ A little smoochier ♪
526
00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:22,385
♪ And hootchy-kootchier ♪
527
00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,763
♪ Stay, buttercup ♪
528
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:29,309
-♪ Until the sun comes up ♪
-♪ Whoa-oh ♪
529
00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:33,521
Just watching somebody perform--
it goes right to my veins.
530
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:37,025
-[ Nelle ] Well, why don't you sing one?
-Me?
531
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:40,278
-We have connections here.
-Oh, really?
532
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:43,865
Yes. Perhaps you could dedicate it
to your new... life.
533
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,871
♪ Turn on your late late smile ♪
534
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:54,292
-♪ And say you'll stay a while ♪
-♪ Say you'll, say you'll ♪
535
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:57,128
-[ Jackson ] ♪ Say you'll stay ♪
-[ Elaine Vocalizing ]
536
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,714
-♪ Say you'll stay ♪
-[ Together ] ♪ Turn on ♪
537
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,967
♪ Your late late smile ♪
538
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:05,929
♪ And say you'll stay ♪
539
00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:09,432
-♪ A while ♪
-[ Crowd Cheering ]
540
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:13,102
♪ Stay a while ♪
541
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,146
Stay a little longer.
542
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:20,860
-[ Band Ends ]
-[ Applauding, Cheering Continue, Fade ]
543
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:25,365
[ Humming Quietly ]
544
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,037
-Why aren't you at your party?
-Oh.
545
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,957
Well, uh-- Well it seems to be the year
for skipping my party.
546
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,544
What, he said he'd be back
after his deposition, didn't he?
547
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,504
Yeah, yeah.
548
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,759
-He's gonna leave.
-Wh--What?
549
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,720
-Ally--
-No. Christmas, holidays, birthdays, he--
550
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,515
he has this habit of sealing himself off
on those occasions.
551
00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:54,686
I think that it's because he's afraid of
anything that smacks of tradition...
552
00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:57,647
or--or, uh, happy returns.
553
00:30:57,730 --> 00:31:02,318
No, it's-- it's because
he doesn't trust it.
554
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:05,905
What, y-you're-- you're making way too big
a deal out of this.
555
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,740
Come on. You know, I got
Cindy Margolis downstairs.
556
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:09,492
I think she's gonna let me... touch her.
557
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:10,493
You can watch, if you want.
558
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,787
Well, as hard as that is
for me to resist--
559
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,248
Mm. So you're feeling
a little alone.
560
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:17,709
You know, everybody's alone, Ally.
It's just, some people don't know it.
561
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,712
Mmm, well, I guess that's my problem then,
because I know it.
562
00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:23,464
Look. Birthdays, by nature--
they're mood days.
563
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:26,342
You gotta forget about being introspective
or-- or, you know--
564
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,804
Birthdays should be a time for, uh,
blowing out candles or being with friends.
565
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,724
And just, you know--just--
just let it be a dance, hmm?
566
00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:34,726
Can you dance on your birthday,
Ally? You know?
567
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:37,520
Oh, well, um, I guess I could, Richard.
It's just--
568
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:43,735
-Just what?
-He hasn't asked me to.
569
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:47,280
Well-- Ah, no. You know? Look.
I-I know...
570
00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:49,699
that it's no big deal... really.
571
00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:54,162
-Then what?
-Because, he's, uh--
572
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,497
he's gonna leave.
573
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,180
[ Knocking ]
574
00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:16,768
Richard, hey. I was just about to step
into a deposition.
575
00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:19,145
Yes. I know all about your deposition,
Larry. I'll keep this short.
576
00:32:19,228 --> 00:32:21,314
-I got Cindy Margolis waiting.
-Who?
577
00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:24,150
Here's a tip, uh, Larry.
I know you like tips.
578
00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:26,361
They're usually on the surface,
which you're happy to skim.
579
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:29,030
You know, I get you.
We're both emotional surfer boys.
580
00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:31,991
People tend to want to be
with their loved ones on birthdays.
581
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,827
They tend to feel exaggerated pangs of
loneliness when not with their loved ones.
582
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,205
I know this. I-I read about it.
That's the tip.
583
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:39,290
I'm making a point
with my tip, Larry,
584
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,793
perhaps sharp enough to puncture
the surface you love to glide on.
585
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,044
Richard, I--
586
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,338
Surf on your own time, slick boy.
This is Ally's day.
587
00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:47,757
Hmm? That's all I'm gonna say.
Yeah.
588
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:52,720
-Uh, I have an explanation.
-She's alone. No excuse.
589
00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:59,769
[ Blues Rock ]
590
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:06,359
♪ I will spend
my whole life through ♪
591
00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:09,278
♪ Lovin' you ♪
592
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,155
♪ Loving you ♪
593
00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:17,578
♪ Winter, summer
springtime too ♪
594
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,706
-You slept with her?
-[ Continues ]
595
00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:22,875
-Whoa. Ling, that was before you and I--
-You haven't even slept with me.
596
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,419
-The first night we--
I mean since.-
597
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:25,837
We haven't re-slept together.
598
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,547
You won't let me. Anytime--
599
00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:29,382
Oh, right,
after you've been with that.
600
00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,968
-Ling--
-Don't-Don't talk to me.
601
00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:33,970
D-Don't even look at me.
602
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:36,014
♪ You know ♪
603
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:40,309
♪ That I'll always be ♪
604
00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:44,439
-♪ Loving you ♪
-[ No Audible Dialogue ]
605
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,649
♪ If I ♪
606
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:50,820
♪ If I'm seen with someone new ♪
607
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:53,614
♪ Don't be blue ♪
608
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,908
♪ Don't be blue ♪
609
00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:59,620
And isn't it true, Mr. Sting,
610
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:04,709
that part of your performance is designed
to sexually engage the female demographic?
611
00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:08,087
Not exactly, no. Occasionally men
have been turned on.
612
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:11,424
Why won't you just admit what happened
between us that night?
613
00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:13,801
Mr. Sting,
I'll ask you directly.
614
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:17,263
Gee.
Sorry.
615
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,934
Did you want to...
616
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:28,649
be with Melissa that evening
as you sang to her?
617
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:35,615
Yes.
618
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,993
I'm sorry. Did you
understand the question?
619
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,703
I can't lie about it anymore.
620
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,872
-Aha.
-Wait. You with her?
621
00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:46,793
It's not anything I ever acted on,
nor could I in the future, Melissa.
622
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:49,087
-[ Mouthing Words ]
-But yes. That night,
623
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,547
when I sang that song,
624
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:55,259
I allowed myself to dream.
625
00:34:55,343 --> 00:35:00,723
I imagined myself in your arms,
running away with you,
626
00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:06,062
-making love with you.
-[ Moans Softly ]
627
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:08,314
-Um, Sting?
-I'm under oath, Larry.
628
00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:11,484
Uh, just one second, please,
and we'll--
629
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:22,954
You mind tellin' me
what that was all about?
630
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,790
Well, what would it cost to, uh,
settle this thing right now?
631
00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:28,084
Fifty, sixty thousand dollars?
632
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:30,211
It might. Yeah. What--
633
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,672
He's trying to give her
a dream come true.
634
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:36,759
Can't you see that?
That's noble. What's up with that?
635
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,804
-What, rock stars can't be noble?
-Ooh, maybe they can,
636
00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,140
but they shouldn't be hiring lawyers
to help them pull it off.
637
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,308
Uh, all right.
So, you'd like me to settle?
638
00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:47,895
-Yes.
-[ Quietly ] Yes. Okay.
639
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,273
Thank you, Mr. Noble.
640
00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:53,568
I have sacrificed my own
love life to do this case, but--
641
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,158
His girlfriend's birthday.
Missed it.
642
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,411
Oh.
643
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:11,919
Okay. My client has admitted
his infatuation...
644
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:16,340
and, conditioned on total confidentiality,
will agree, right here, right now,
645
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:20,094
to pay your client
$50,000 plus costs.
646
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,846
[ Gasps ]
647
00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:25,516
I'm--
I'm comfortable with that.
648
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,060
Fine. Let's draft
and be done with it.
649
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:31,063
Told you.
650
00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:36,319
-I feel so inadequate.
-Louis,
651
00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:38,988
haven't I always told you
what a vigorous lover you are?
652
00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,156
You could've had Sting.
653
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,742
How will you ever be happy
with me, Melissa?
654
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:45,286
I love you.
655
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:50,583
Louis, he's a rock star.
She didn't fall for anything real.
656
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:54,128
People have to be allowed
their fantasies, that's all.
657
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:57,256
Did you remember?
It's our anniversary on Saturday.
658
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:59,592
Did I remember.
659
00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:01,844
-I got Springsteen tickets.
-[ Gasps ]
660
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,931
Take her to a movie, Louis.
661
00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,433
You'll be safe there.
662
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:13,648
[ Brassy, Swing Intro ]
663
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:17,693
♪ I'll march my band out ♪
664
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:20,947
♪ I'll beat my drum ♪
665
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:25,201
♪ And if I'm fanned out ♪
666
00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:28,663
-♪ Your turn at bat, sir,
at least I didn't fake it ♪
667
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,998
♪ Hat, sir
I guess I didn't make it ♪
668
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,167
♪ Get ready for me, love
'cause I'm a comer ♪
669
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,670
♪ I simply gotta march,
my heart's a drummer ♪
670
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:40,675
♪ Nobody, no, nobody ♪
671
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:45,012
♪ Is gonna rain on my ♪
672
00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:49,934
♪ Parade ♪
673
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,363
[ Crowd Whistling, Cheering ]
674
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,785
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
675
00:38:10,496 --> 00:38:12,957
[ Woman ]
Really terrific!
676
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,335
-I'm so glad I don't have to follow that.
-You're not gonna try, right?
677
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:20,840
-I'm sure he'll be here any second, Ally.
-Yeah.
678
00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:23,843
Yeah, he wouldn't wanna miss
my birthday. Hmm.
679
00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:25,803
You know, look. It's, uh--
It's getting late. So--
680
00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:28,848
-You can't leave yet.
-I'm tired, Renee.
681
00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:31,517
He'll be here. It's only 10:30.
He'll be here.
682
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,395
[ Sighs ]
Oy.
683
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,856
-That's Cindy Margolis.
-[ Nelle ] Who?
684
00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:38,524
[ Ling ] The Internet Queen.
How'd he meet her?
685
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,776
Who is Cindy Margolis?
686
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,111
He's got this huge crush.
687
00:38:42,194 --> 00:38:44,071
He would sneak out of the room
and download her...
688
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,824
whenever I wouldn't put out.
689
00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:48,534
Well, uh, thank you, all, again.
690
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:50,619
It was--It was, uh--
It was a great birthday.
691
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:53,247
Oh, can you stay for one more drink?
I'll sing again.
692
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,373
No, no.
693
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:57,418
No. Please, I--
I really just want to go. Can you--
694
00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,545
Can you all just let me go?
695
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,924
-[ Soft Rock ]
-Oh. Okay, what the hell is this?
696
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,343
Is this dark?
697
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,012
[ Music Continues ]
698
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:18,564
-♪ Every breath you take ♪
-[ Crowd Cheers ]
699
00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:21,317
♪ And every move you make ♪
700
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:25,029
♪ Every bond you break ♪
701
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:27,031
♪ Every step you take ♪
702
00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:28,866
♪ I'll be watchin' you ♪
703
00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:35,956
♪ Every single day ♪
704
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,251
♪ And every word you say ♪
705
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:43,464
-♪ Every game you play ♪
-[ Elaine ] Happy birthday.
706
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,508
-All right now.
-♪ Every night you stay ♪
707
00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:47,968
♪ I'll be watchin' you ♪
708
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:50,096
[ Man ]
All right now!
709
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:54,392
-♪ Oh, can't you see ♪
-[ Crowd Cheering Loudly ]
710
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:57,436
♪ You belong to me ♪
711
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:03,442
♪ How my poor heart aches ♪
712
00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:06,278
♪ With every step you take ♪
713
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:11,242
♪ Every move you make ♪
714
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:15,371
♪ Every vow you break ♪
715
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:20,876
♪ Every smile you fake
every claim you stake ♪
716
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,711
♪ I'll be watchin' you ♪
717
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:31,262
Hey, birthday girl, you wanna... dance?
718
00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:33,639
I don't know.
It makes me feel easy.
719
00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:37,184
Well, I did bring Sting.
720
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:41,188
♪ I look around
but it's you I can't replace ♪
721
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,482
-♪ I feel so cold that I ♪
-[ Mouthing Words ]
722
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:47,153
♪ Long for your embrace
I keep cryin' ♪
723
00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:49,655
♪ Baby, baby ♪
724
00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:55,744
♪ Please ♪
725
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:57,872
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
726
00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:11,093
♪ I'll be watchin' you ♪
727
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:14,972
♪ Every breath you take
every move you make ♪
728
00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:17,141
♪ Every bond you break ♪
729
00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:20,144
-♪ Every step you take ♪
-♪ I'll be watchin' you ♪
730
00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:24,315
♪ Every single day
every word you say ♪
731
00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:26,609
♪ Every game you play ♪
732
00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:29,445
-♪ Every night you stay, every breath ♪
-♪ I'll be watchin' you ♪
733
00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:33,032
♪ You take
every move you make ♪
734
00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,159
♪ Every game you play ♪
735
00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:40,581
♪ I'll be watchin' you ♪
736
00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,666
[ Music Ends ]
737
00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:50,257
All right. So you made a slight comeback.
738
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:51,592
Thank God.
739
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:55,721
Hmm.
Sting actually sang to me.
740
00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:58,807
So did I.
Did you even notice?
741
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:01,227
Oh. You sang?
742
00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:04,480
I noticed.
743
00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:07,191
I'm sorry I missed most
of your birthday.
744
00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,404
-Well, you halfway made up for it.
-Halfway, you think?
745
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:16,784
-I'm a third of the way, at best.
-Oh. Oh, big talker tonight?
746
00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,661
That's right.
747
00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,541
I love you, Ally McBeal.
748
00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:28,420
-Happy birthday.
-Mmm.
749
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:37,471
[ Vonda ]
♪ Oh, my man, I love him so ♪
750
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:41,267
♪ He'll never know ♪
751
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:45,437
♪ All my life is just despair ♪
752
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:49,066
♪ But I don't care ♪
753
00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:53,988
♪ When he takes me in his arms ♪
754
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:57,700
♪ The world is bright ♪
755
00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:04,206
♪ All right ♪
756
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:09,211
♪ What's the difference
if I say ♪
757
00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:11,797
♪ I'll go away ♪
758
00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:15,342
♪ When I know I'll come back ♪
759
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:19,972
♪ On my knees someday ♪
760
00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:24,226
♪ For whatever my man is ♪
761
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:26,520
♪ I am his ♪
762
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:35,988
♪ Forevermore. ♪
763
00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:15,611
[ Woman ]
You stinker!
61248
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