Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,780
Previously on "The Magicians"...
2
00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,260
Everett's trying to squeeze out hedges.
3
00:00:11,270 --> 00:00:13,190
This is just more of the same.
4
00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,730
_
5
00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,780
_
6
00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:18,880
We're here to study with Mayakovsky.
7
00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:21,110
- We hear he's crazy.
- You heard wrong!
8
00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,370
So wait.
9
00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,950
So you turned Mayakovsky into a bear?
10
00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,910
I can help.
11
00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,860
Just let me stay.
12
00:00:28,870 --> 00:00:32,220
You saved my life. You can...
you can save my life 50 times.
13
00:00:32,230 --> 00:00:37,160
It's not gonna change
anything between us.
14
00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:38,440
Good-bye, Alice.
15
00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:39,580
The Poison Room...
16
00:00:39,590 --> 00:00:41,790
It's where we store books
too dangerous for the public.
17
00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,790
You must seek the binder.
18
00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,930
This was in the Mirror World.
19
00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:49,060
And I heard you were looking
for the binder, so...
20
00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:50,670
Holy shit.
21
00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,670
Foremost saved them
22
00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,959
with special weapons
that expel possession.
23
00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,410
They call them ice axes,
24
00:00:56,420 --> 00:00:58,020
and I'm assuming that's poetic license.
25
00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,270
So we might have a chance to save Eliot.
26
00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,250
But Hot and Dumb just wasn't getting it.
27
00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:06,600
And that's when I told the Foreskin,
28
00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:08,730
"Welcome to the New Desert Order.
29
00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:10,780
It's gonna suck for you."
30
00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:12,779
Wow. You really went through
a lot to get those axes.
31
00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:14,950
Call them by their names...
32
00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,910
Sorrow...
33
00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,960
- and Sorrow.
- Nice.
34
00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:20,790
Where'd you get the axes from?
35
00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,610
[INHALES SHARPLY] Fine.
36
00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,920
I'll tell it one more time.
37
00:01:24,930 --> 00:01:27,450
So I'm all, "Welcome
to the New Desert Order."
38
00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:29,400
- [DOOR OPENS]
- "Gonna suck for you."
39
00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:30,970
- [CHUCKLES]
- What's gonna suck?
40
00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:33,450
Telling this story over again.
41
00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,580
[MOUTH FULL] And so I was like,
42
00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:37,460
"Welcome to the New Desert Order.
43
00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:38,890
Gonna suck for you."
44
00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:41,630
- What did I miss?
- I'm getting a smoothie.
45
00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:45,070
You fuckers take this.
46
00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,290
Seriously, you spent
that much time in the desert,
47
00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:48,810
and this never occurred to you?
48
00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:51,470
We're dealing with God-level monsters.
49
00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,470
Who possess people.
50
00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,520
Those axes pull the spirits out,
51
00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:57,130
and then we bottle them up. Bam!
52
00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,650
FTW.
53
00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,040
All he's saying is they're too powerful.
54
00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:03,290
I doubt your bottles can hold that shit.
55
00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,000
Those monsters are coming for us.
56
00:02:05,010 --> 00:02:06,350
Make it work.
57
00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,880
Okay, but how?
58
00:02:07,890 --> 00:02:10,490
We could cast an incorporate
bond on the bottles.
59
00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:11,970
Thank you.
60
00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:14,710
I don't know what that is,
but I hate you less now.
61
00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,500
It's a way to pin a being
or object in place.
62
00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:19,540
It's like a fourth-dimensional
paperweight.
63
00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:22,670
Mayakovsky was trapped
under one for years.
64
00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,680
We just need to pin the monsters
65
00:02:24,690 --> 00:02:27,030
to your bottles long enough
to get rid of them.
66
00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,000
Great. Let's do that shit, then.
67
00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:33,420
So who knows how to cast
an incorporate bond?
68
00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:35,990
I did cast an incorporate
bond on Mayakovsky,
69
00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,860
but I didn't write the spell myself.
70
00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:40,170
So who wrote it?
71
00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:41,870
Mayakovsky did.
72
00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,910
He didn't know
I was going to use it on him.
73
00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,700
He was the only person capable
of writing a spell
74
00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:48,130
which he couldn't break.
75
00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:50,050
He knows more things
about incorporate bonds
76
00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,620
than anyone else does.
77
00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:55,260
You wanted a spell to trap a god, yes?
78
00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:58,360
Well... he's the real expert.
79
00:02:58,370 --> 00:03:01,190
- But he's also a bear.
- Not exactly.
80
00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,890
You see, once magic came back,
he was able to become human.
81
00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:09,200
Again... much to his wife's dismay.
82
00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:11,110
So where is he now?
83
00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,070
He went back to Brakebills South?
84
00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,730
- I mean, why?
- Brakebills isn't using it.
85
00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:18,560
There's not enough magic
for the geese to make it.
86
00:03:18,570 --> 00:03:20,120
I found that out the hard way.
87
00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:22,080
Rest in peace, First Years.
88
00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:25,560
So I guess we have to go down
there and talk to Mayakovsky?
89
00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:26,960
Sounds like a plan.
90
00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:30,090
You two have fun
talking to that old drunk.
91
00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:31,740
No.
92
00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,920
Wait. Margo, Margo, hey.
93
00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:35,460
I just... I... There's, um...
94
00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:37,510
Things are still complicated
between me and Alice,
95
00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,090
- and I... and I just thought.
- Mm-hmm.
96
00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:41,380
And I'm still rinsing desert
sand out of my twat, all right?
97
00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:43,580
I'm not going to fucking Antarctica.
98
00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,980
[WHISPERING] Grow a pair
of tits, Coldwater.
99
00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,590
[WIND HOWLING]
100
00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,940
Jesus, it's cold.
101
00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:57,640
I forgot my scarf, so...
102
00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:59,420
good luck with that.
103
00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:01,960
[WHOOSHING]
104
00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:05,860
[ZIPPER CLOSES]
105
00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,260
If it makes you feel any better,
106
00:04:07,270 --> 00:04:08,740
I don't want to be
alone with you either.
107
00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,560
- I never said that.
- Yes, you did.
108
00:04:10,570 --> 00:04:12,830
- I heard you say that to Margo.
- [SIGHS]
109
00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,220
Let's just not start
by lying to each other.
110
00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:17,240
Okay, look, I don't want
to be here, but we're here,
111
00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:20,130
- so let's just get it over with.
- Quentin.
112
00:04:21,630 --> 00:04:23,800
[SIGHS] Shit.
113
00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:25,140
Oh.
114
00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:27,800
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Professor...
115
00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:29,800
Mayakovsky.
116
00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:32,060
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
117
00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:34,680
[EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY]
118
00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:36,470
Professor?
119
00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:43,030
♪
120
00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,030
[EERIE MUSIC]
121
00:04:46,050 --> 00:04:49,310
♪
122
00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,740
- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
123
00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:55,830
Mayakovsky did this to himself.
124
00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,000
He designed a spell to swap
his present consciousness
125
00:04:58,010 --> 00:04:59,830
with one from a different time.
126
00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,660
He called it a timeshare spell.
127
00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:03,010
[SNORES, GRUNTS]
128
00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:05,310
So that's not our Mayakovsky.
129
00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,190
Not mentally, no.
130
00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,020
Based on these notes
and... and his current state,
131
00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:12,840
I think he's from the future, where...
132
00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:15,260
Mayakovsky has dementia.
133
00:05:15,990 --> 00:05:19,110
- Great. [SIGHS]
- Well, it was an accident.
134
00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,290
He inverted two of the numbers
in the spell.
135
00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,900
[SIGHS] So how do we undo it?
136
00:05:22,910 --> 00:05:24,900
He's the only one who can.
137
00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:29,210
I don't think we can help him, Quentin.
We may have hit a dead end.
138
00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:32,220
Unless I talk to him in the past.
139
00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:35,870
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
140
00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,850
You wanna steal Everett's book
141
00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:39,170
from the Poison Room?
142
00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:41,000
It's the only way
we can get ahead of him,
143
00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:44,220
but I need your help.
144
00:05:44,230 --> 00:05:47,230
Um, Penny died 'cause of going in there,
145
00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,750
so, no.
146
00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,060
I can get us in and out unharmed,
147
00:05:51,070 --> 00:05:52,710
but protocol dictates
148
00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,230
Librarians enter
the Poison Room in pairs...
149
00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,840
for safety.
150
00:05:56,850 --> 00:05:57,980
Fogg can do it.
151
00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,890
Unfortunately,
I cannot leave Brakebills.
152
00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:04,030
The Library has been up my ass.
153
00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,550
They're even threatening to put
monitors in all my classrooms.
154
00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,900
Henry has a point.
It would draw undue attention.
155
00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:12,080
Oh, to the fact
that he's a fucking coward?
156
00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:14,910
You don't get to be
a magician my age, dear,
157
00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,530
without a very healthy sense
of self-preservation.
158
00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:21,530
Kady...
159
00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,100
Please.
160
00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,459
I mean, if this is a real language,
161
00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:31,750
it is a dead one that nobody's
ever written about.
162
00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,750
Well, maybe it's not
a language. Maybe it's...
163
00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,670
[INHALES SHARPLY] Ow. Goddamn paper cut.
164
00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,280
[INHALES SHARPLY]
165
00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:42,890
Cocksucking book bit me.
166
00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:44,730
It did!
167
00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,680
Why is this book suddenly blank?
168
00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:51,990
Hey, wait a minute.
169
00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,210
Is that writing there?
170
00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:55,990
I can barely make it out.
171
00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,910
My God. I think it's written
in Margo's blood.
172
00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,780
It wants blood, I got blood.
173
00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:03,790
BRB.
174
00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:10,140
- Is that...?
- Yep.
175
00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:13,830
It's shark week.
You can thank my uterus later.
176
00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,840
This is in Latin.
177
00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,800
I can't cast.
178
00:07:17,810 --> 00:07:19,620
Um, you better have a look at it.
179
00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:21,020
Oh. [CLEARS THROAT]
180
00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:22,410
Oh, come on.
181
00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,150
[SIGHS]
182
00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:33,420
[SPEAKING LATIN]
183
00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:36,730
[RUMBLING]
184
00:07:36,740 --> 00:07:39,990
[DARK MUSIC]
185
00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:47,000
♪
186
00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:49,780
[GASPS]
187
00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:52,310
[GRUNTING, GASPS]
188
00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,140
♪
189
00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:56,830
[GRUNTING]
190
00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:03,850
♪
191
00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:07,140
[GRUNTS]
192
00:08:10,130 --> 00:08:12,120
And the Binder stood before them,
193
00:08:12,130 --> 00:08:16,380
and as they stared, eyes full of wonder,
194
00:08:16,390 --> 00:08:18,940
the Binder thought to himself...
195
00:08:18,950 --> 00:08:21,080
♪
196
00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:23,390
"Took you long enough."
197
00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,800
[SIGHS]
198
00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:34,160
- He's in there?
- Yes.
199
00:08:34,170 --> 00:08:35,730
And he's at an acquisitions meeting,
200
00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:37,379
which should give us
enough time to copy it.
201
00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:39,770
Okay, thanks. Check back with me later.
202
00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,420
- Everett. [CHUCKLES]
- Zelda.
203
00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:45,300
- How was the meeting?
- Detailed.
204
00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:46,600
I snuck out.
205
00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,130
What are you doing here?
206
00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:51,300
I was hoping we could talk...
207
00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,780
in your office, perhaps.
208
00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:55,480
Of course.
209
00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:57,480
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
210
00:08:57,490 --> 00:08:58,790
[SIGHS]
211
00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,350
The Binder knew Julia
had many questions.
212
00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,980
She'd been searching in vain
213
00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:05,750
for how to reacquire her divinity.
214
00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,450
He knew the answer.
215
00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:08,660
Hey, what's with all
216
00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:10,760
the third-person, past-tense bullshit?
217
00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:14,500
The Binder had no idea
what she was talking about.
218
00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:15,890
Huh.
219
00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:20,680
The Binder explained... he had answers,
220
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:25,510
but it would require they learn
how he came to be..
221
00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,510
to be...
222
00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,830
to be...
223
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,170
The Binder felt dizzy.
224
00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:37,700
His book was a...
225
00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,350
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
226
00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,700
Oh, it was somehow...
227
00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:44,830
it was somehow...
228
00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,490
missing pages.
229
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,850
I think he's broken.
230
00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,680
The fuck.
231
00:09:55,550 --> 00:09:57,850
- When did this happen?
- I don't know.
232
00:09:57,860 --> 00:10:01,370
He was talking normal a second ago.
233
00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:03,910
Normal for him. My God.
234
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:15,350
♪
235
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,560
What the hell?
236
00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:22,870
♪
237
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,220
[LOCK CLICKS]
238
00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:29,230
♪
239
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,230
Fen, Tick?
240
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,230
Guys, the weirdest thing just happened.
241
00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,320
I was eating a biscuit,
not off the floor,
242
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,230
and I had a kind of vision.
243
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,580
Still good.
244
00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:41,600
[WIND WHISTLING]
245
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,540
Last looks.
246
00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:46,120
"Eating Out with Josh Hoberman,"
247
00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:48,420
scene one, take one... marker.
248
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,680
- I'm eating what?
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
249
00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:53,420
But no one in Fillory has a TV
250
00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:56,430
so why... am I questioning this?
251
00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,910
Action!
252
00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,600
Any baker worth their gluten
knows a biscuit
253
00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:02,390
is only as good as its flour.
254
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,139
Add a drizzle of lavender-infused honey,
255
00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:08,610
and trust me, you'd eat this
right off the floor.
256
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,790
[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
257
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,400
[WHOOSHING]
258
00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:15,450
[MUSIC FADES]
259
00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,679
The Winds of Fate...
260
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,700
they've come unseasonably early
this year.
261
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,800
I think this is a sign
that Fillory's in trouble.
262
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:24,179
Early Winds of Fate, Lorian
plants silencing the animals,
263
00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:25,460
too many questing creatures...
264
00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:27,630
Seriously, it sounds
like Fillory's ecosystem
265
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,120
is completely jacked
and not in a sexy way.
266
00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:31,460
Interesting you should say that.
267
00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:33,640
Not long ago, we imprisoned a Naiad
268
00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:36,290
for committing moderate acts of
violence against some farmers.
269
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,600
She deboned one of them.
270
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,430
- Really great knife skills.
- Jesus.
271
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,390
Anyway, I recall her saying something
272
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,950
about Fillory's failing ecosystem,
273
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,690
but she was covered in guts, and
that's really hard to get past.
274
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,270
- Been there. Get that.
- Let's talk to her.
275
00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:52,810
Okay.
276
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,790
[SINGSONG VOICE] Hello, Ismenie.
277
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,360
I brought you some visitors today.
278
00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:59,840
[HISSING]
279
00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,490
Oh! God!
280
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,490
Am I the only one getting "The
Ring"/"Grudge"-type vibes here?
281
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,670
She's a Naiad.
282
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,670
Why do you dry-skins torture me?
283
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,040
I came to you with a warning.
284
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,940
Yes, yes, you also attacked
several farmers.
285
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,900
That was my warning.
286
00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:19,570
They were stealing my water...
an assault on my very soul.
287
00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:21,120
She protects a well.
288
00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:23,690
What if your blood lived
outside of your skin
289
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,430
and thoughtless things drank
it, bathed in it, peed in it?
290
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,690
Yes, well, I'm afraid we have
a few question we need to ask
291
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,870
about Fillory's ecosystem.
292
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,700
I told you all before, it is The Waters.
293
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,700
They are moving.
294
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:38,700
It is the fault of the Thirteenth.
295
00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:40,700
The Thirteenth?
296
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,660
The thirsty Thirteenth.
297
00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:46,540
He tried to capture us, dam us in.
298
00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:48,630
Water should flow free.
299
00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,200
What he built...
there is no excuse for it.
300
00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:53,590
What did he build?
301
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,070
We're done here, dry-skins.
302
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,860
No, we are not done here!
303
00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:59,870
[ISMENIE SNARLING, HISSING]
304
00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:03,600
Once you're there,
305
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,030
you can't do anything or say
anything to anyone that'll...
306
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,430
Risk changing the past.
307
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,040
I get it. I've been to the movies.
308
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,840
This is serious, Quentin.
309
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,650
The bridge between your past self
310
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,410
and your present self is...
is delicate. If you break it...
311
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,899
Look, as long as you wipe
past me's memory,
312
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:19,939
we'll be fine.
313
00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:22,700
I have a Memory Charm ready to go.
314
00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:25,790
[SIGHS]
315
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,319
We'll set the spell so it takes you back
316
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,930
to where we were at Brakebills South.
317
00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:32,070
Just go straight to Mayakovsky's office
318
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,950
- and don't talk to anyone.
- I won't.
319
00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:50,820
♪
320
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,050
Alice? How did I get up here?
321
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:57,830
♪
322
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,490
[DOOR OPENS]
323
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:05,530
♪
324
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,110
Alice, I...
325
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:11,710
[GRUNTS] Oh, um...
326
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,630
Oh, God. Alice... [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
327
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,150
- [GIGGLES]
- Mm.
328
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,990
♪
329
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,120
Mm-mm. Alice, wait.
330
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,220
No, I just have to...
331
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,340
- What's wrong?
- No, no, no. It's fine.
332
00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:27,560
Mm-mm. No, I just...
333
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,630
I got to...
334
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,980
What did I do?
335
00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:33,200
Oh, you? No, no, it's me.
I'm the problem.
336
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:35,130
I, um... [SIGHS]
337
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,750
Just... I forgot condoms.
338
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:40,470
So I'm just gonna...
339
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,470
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
340
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:47,260
♪
341
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,830
What am I doing on the table?
342
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,300
Just stand still.
343
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,740
Whose clothes am I wearing?
344
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,310
Shit, there's no more magic.
345
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,080
Alice, what's going on?
How did we get here?
346
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,380
Uh, I heard that... sometimes Mayakovsky
347
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,530
randomly teleports students
to the lab for testing
348
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,600
to keep us on our toes.
349
00:15:10,630 --> 00:15:13,400
Uh... okay, I hadn't heard that, but...
350
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:16,100
No, no, it's a real thing that he does.
351
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:20,110
Uh, look, there must be
some sort of test.
352
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,110
Um...
353
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,410
Knots.
354
00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:26,510
Yeah, we... we need
to tie these into knots
355
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,160
for magic purposes, like, for sure.
356
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:31,740
All right, I guess that could be worse.
357
00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:36,520
[WIND WHISTLING FAINTLY]
358
00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:39,180
[SIGHS]
359
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:43,540
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
360
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:51,540
- Yes?
- [RINGING CONTINUES]
361
00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:59,010
[CLEARS THROAT] Hello?
362
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,490
Oh, thank Christ.
I didn't think I'd get through.
363
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,370
The phones here work off of
GPS coordinates, not numbers.
364
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,590
Well, you were close.
365
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,150
Listen, I don't have a lot of time.
366
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,070
We need your help.
367
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,330
Surviving first-year students...
368
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,770
♪
369
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,160
[STUDENTS MURMURING]
370
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:19,730
[CLEARS THROAT] I'm here...
371
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:22,340
[FLASK CLATTERS]
372
00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:24,690
To teach you...
373
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,650
what not to do.
374
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,740
Let's begin...
375
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,350
with a cloaking spell, shall we?
376
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:35,700
Which, unfortunately,
you will never do...
377
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:38,750
because... [WHISPERING] The Library,
378
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,050
they don't want you to know it.
379
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:47,540
♪
380
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:49,320
[STUDENTS GASPS, MURMURS]
381
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,370
Did you see that? [CHUCKLES]
382
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:53,720
Now forget it, because if you learn it,
383
00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,330
you'll be in very, very serious trouble.
384
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,720
Damn it!
385
00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,550
Good God!
386
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,510
[CLATTER] Cock shit!
387
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,480
Surely you didn't come here
just to gossip about Phyllis.
388
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,730
You don't think her perfumes
are a danger to the books?
389
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:12,560
I think she smokes and
doesn't want anyone to know.
390
00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:15,570
But we all do. [BOTH CHUCKLE]
391
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:18,220
It's good to see you smiling.
392
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,400
Been worried about you.
393
00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:22,230
You seem distant lately.
394
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,790
I wondered if something had happened.
395
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,230
If anything were wrong, I'd tell you.
396
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,710
You would.
397
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,250
Well, I'm here for you.
You know that, right?
398
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,410
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
399
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,240
Yes?
400
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:42,250
Sorry to interrupt,
but there has been an incident.
401
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:45,380
It's Fogg.
402
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:48,120
[GRUNTS] Perhaps it's time
for someone to talk to him
403
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:50,600
- who isn't a friend.
- Of course.
404
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,600
♪
405
00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:55,260
- Thank you for the tea.
- Mm-hmm.
406
00:17:55,270 --> 00:18:02,280
♪
407
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,230
Where the hell did Margo go?
408
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,450
I thought she came in here.
409
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,160
What's with the honeymoon suite?
410
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,850
Huh. That was, uh...
411
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:26,460
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
412
00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:28,900
You didn't do that, did you?
413
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,770
I can't do that.
414
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:34,340
[CLATTERING] Okay, seriously?
415
00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:37,560
- [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
- Margo?
416
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:39,300
- Margo?
- Aah!
417
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:42,740
Some weird-ass ghost
shoved me in a closet.
418
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,310
Yeah.
419
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,490
I can see your non-corporeal
panty-sniffing ass
420
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,840
with my goddamn fairy eye.
421
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:52,660
- Ghost?
- Or whatevs.
422
00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:55,840
He keeps shaking his head.
423
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,840
I can't hear you.
424
00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:00,670
Keeps pointing at you for some reason.
425
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,290
♪
426
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:11,340
Penny 23.
427
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,700
[LAUGHS] Isn't this just berries?
428
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,220
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
429
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:24,270
I'm here because you changed
my life, Penny.
430
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:29,590
I mean, not you, Penny 40.
But basically you.
431
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,810
When he died/became
my astral best friend...
432
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:36,080
- Yeah, I seriously doubt that.
- Oh, my.
433
00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:39,680
You sound just like P-40
right now. Whoa.
434
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,640
Can we get to the part where you explain
435
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,250
- why you're here, please.
- Welp.
436
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,820
You guys are my favorite characters.
437
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,780
Only you disappeared.
438
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:49,080
So I left Brakebills
to find out what happened.
439
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:53,000
And when I did, hoo-boy,
this plot was a mess.
440
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:54,920
You mean my life?
441
00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:57,700
And I realized: I'm done watching.
442
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,180
I want to participate.
443
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:02,840
And you... the other you...
444
00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:06,060
great twist... showed me how to do that.
445
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:09,020
Turns out I can be stuff
446
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:11,670
at a level I never imagined possible.
447
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:15,110
Is that why Margo is tied up
in the closet and...
448
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,550
you're lighting candles,
playing sexy music?
449
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,030
[CHUCKLES]
450
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,990
[AS TONTO] Patience, Kemo Sabe.
451
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,210
I'll get there.
452
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,900
Yeah, that's offensive.
453
00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:28,120
But I thought you were Indian?
454
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:30,040
- What?
- Anyhootch, I had a thought.
455
00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:34,220
I... I mean, in my day, you two
would sip a little giggle water
456
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:39,310
and get a wiggle on,
but instead we're just...
457
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,570
waiting. Yawn.
458
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:45,270
You mean all this insane shit
that is happening
459
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,620
is to get me and Julia to hook up?
460
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:50,379
I mean after that little
naked interlude in Fillory...
461
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,970
- You watched that?
- Yeah.
462
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,320
I know a true thing when I see
it, buster, and you're it.
463
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:58,150
Listen, Hyman, if you stole
the pages from the Binder
464
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,110
we need them back. Now.
465
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:04,730
Or I will sick Margo on you.
466
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:06,900
Maybe I overstepped, but...
467
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:11,600
you just gotta understand I see
what you and Julia keep doing
468
00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:14,080
and I worry about the both of you.
469
00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:16,950
What are we doing?
470
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,740
You both sacrifice
your own joy to help others.
471
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:25,440
Julia gave up all that power, and you...
472
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,750
I mean other Penny died because of it.
473
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,970
Yeah, when I think about it,
it's a sad twist.
474
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:34,970
You can't blame me for wanting
the two of you to be happy.
475
00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:39,320
'Cause you will never do it
for yourself.
476
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,760
[REFLECTIVE MUSIC]
477
00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:43,810
♪
478
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:46,550
Hey, wet-n-wild, you said
everything's the fault
479
00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:48,200
- of the Thirteenth...
- But all mention of him
480
00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:49,770
has been stricken from the archives.
481
00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:51,210
I'm not a conspiracy theorist,
482
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:52,690
but I'm workin' on a theory
483
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,250
there might be a conspiracy.
484
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:57,950
Somebody erased this guy magically.
485
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,820
But you know his name, don't you?
486
00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:02,390
I will not speak it.
487
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,650
Oh, yes you will.
488
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,130
Wait, what are you doing?
489
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,870
I went all the way to your well,
490
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,700
and if you don't tell us
what we need to know
491
00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:12,310
I am going to drink it
and then I'm going to pee it
492
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,880
and then Josh is going to drink it.
493
00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:15,800
Yeah! Wait, what?
494
00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:18,259
- You monster!
- Tick, you can't do this.
495
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:20,350
Dude, yeah, that's sort of like torture.
I thought we were against that.
496
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,370
We are.
497
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,890
She's the only one who knows the name
498
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:25,020
of the Thirteenth King,
and she is gonna tell us!
499
00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:26,330
Please, please! You can't!
500
00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:28,330
No! [HOLLERING IN PAIN]
501
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:30,110
Ram's bottom, what was it...
502
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,420
The Thirteenth, the Thirteenth...
503
00:22:31,430 --> 00:22:33,900
It's Roderick! "Thirsty Roderick,
504
00:22:33,910 --> 00:22:35,990
"Thirteenth of his line, always liked
505
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,470
to have a good time."
Oh, my God, you're right.
506
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,719
- About what?
- A nursery rhyme.
507
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,130
I've been trying to remember it all day.
508
00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:44,000
We used to sing it
while playing Bearskip.
509
00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:46,579
It's a children's game, sort
of like Fillorian hopscotch.
510
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:49,440
- Involving bears?
- Ideally skipping them.
511
00:22:49,450 --> 00:22:52,400
"He hides his drinks
from his many daughters."
512
00:22:52,410 --> 00:22:54,270
"Builds a cistern to hoard the waters."
513
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,010
"Underneath the castle fair."
514
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:58,430
[TOGETHER] "If you jump,
you'll skip the bear!"
515
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,570
[FAKE LAUGHS] Okay.
516
00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:01,520
Your nursery rhyme
used the word "cistern"?
517
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,060
Well, how else are children
supposed to learn
518
00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:04,890
about underground water
containment systems?
519
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:07,720
- You people are sick.
- Wait.
520
00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:10,500
He built underground water
containment systems?
521
00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:13,619
Ismenie, you said:
"The Waters, they are moving."
522
00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:15,460
But were you really talking about water?
523
00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:17,380
She's always talking about water.
524
00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:19,380
Unless she's talking about magic.
525
00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:22,210
A huge reservoir of magic,
hidden underneath the castle
526
00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:24,390
that could be what's causing
all the stuff we're seeing.
527
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,950
- Wait. Wait.
- [EXHALES]
528
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,960
I think I know how we can get to it.
529
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:32,260
Follow me!
530
00:23:32,270 --> 00:23:34,050
Okay.
531
00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:36,100
- [SLURPS]
- God, it hurts!
532
00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:38,400
An incorporate bond?
533
00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:41,010
Why do you suddenly need to know this?
534
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,750
Uh, it's just something that
I've been wondering about.
535
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:44,970
You're serious?
536
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,239
You could be having fox sex
537
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:51,070
with your partner, the better magician.
538
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,410
I realize that.
539
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,900
She could do incorporate bond.
540
00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:58,070
And she's chosen to have sex
with you for some reason.
541
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,820
You should be having as much
sex with her as you can
542
00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:03,600
before she realizes.
543
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,380
Thank you for the relationship advice,
544
00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:08,780
an area that I'm sure
that you are an expert in.
545
00:24:08,790 --> 00:24:13,220
Oh, little pushback
from B-minus student.
546
00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:15,350
- I like this.
- I'm just saying...
547
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,480
there is something that you are
an actual expert in
548
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:21,490
- that I need to know about.
- Right.
549
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:26,800
You "need" to know how to cast
an incorporate bond.
550
00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:28,410
[EXHALES]
551
00:24:28,420 --> 00:24:31,280
- What is your discipline?
- What?
552
00:24:31,290 --> 00:24:33,240
Your discipline, B-minus student,
553
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:36,940
or did you leave that back
in your tiny fox pants?
554
00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:40,030
They tested me...
555
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,160
- [SIGHS] inconclusive.
- Well, that is a problem.
556
00:24:43,170 --> 00:24:45,340
Can't cast incorporate bond
557
00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:47,120
without your discipline.
558
00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:48,860
There's got to be some kind
of workaround.
559
00:24:48,870 --> 00:24:50,390
Nope.
560
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,300
Come back when you're fully-formed.
561
00:24:52,310 --> 00:24:55,440
Come on. There's got to be something
that you can do. I need this.
562
00:24:58,270 --> 00:25:00,580
Fine. Drink that.
563
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,360
This will help with the test or...?
564
00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,920
It will kill brain cells.
I have plenty to spare.
565
00:25:07,930 --> 00:25:11,360
You don't, but...
566
00:25:11,370 --> 00:25:14,160
I don't want to drink alone.
567
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:21,630
[SIGHS] So this is it, huh?
568
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:26,040
Before we go in, there's
a small matter of protection.
569
00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:41,350
- Swallow it.
- What is it?
570
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,140
Insects.
571
00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:48,180
[SIGHS IN DISGUST]
572
00:25:48,190 --> 00:25:50,050
Don't chew. They have to go down whole
573
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:53,150
so they can eat any poison
you take into your bloodstream.
574
00:25:54,890 --> 00:25:56,110
[SIGHS]
575
00:25:58,510 --> 00:26:00,190
[COUGHING]
576
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,200
[INSECTS BUZZING]
577
00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:05,290
The bugs only last an hour,
so we need to be quick.
578
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,290
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
579
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,250
♪
580
00:26:09,260 --> 00:26:11,390
[DOOR CREAKS]
581
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,230
[GROANING]
582
00:26:32,150 --> 00:26:34,180
There is something
you're not telling me.
583
00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:36,630
Uh, what? No, that's not true.
584
00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:39,280
You're a very bad liar, B-minus!
585
00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:41,980
More like D-plus on this.
586
00:26:41,990 --> 00:26:45,410
[GROANING]
587
00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:48,070
And I don't have to tell you anything
588
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,080
until you tell me what you're hiding.
589
00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:55,340
It's complicated.
590
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:58,990
You're from future, yes?
591
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,960
What?
592
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:09,190
What is in there is older
than what is in there.
593
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:13,960
Yeah. Yes, fine. I am.
594
00:27:13,970 --> 00:27:17,140
I... Not me... me, but my consciousness.
595
00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:19,530
I came here to ask you
about incorporate bonds.
596
00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:22,450
Why didn't you ask me in your time?
597
00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:24,630
- I am dead or something?
- No.
598
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,500
Look, I can't tell you anything else.
599
00:27:26,510 --> 00:27:28,330
I can't risk messing with the past.
600
00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:30,630
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
601
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,070
I've seen "Back to the Future."
602
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,360
Ugh.
603
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:39,550
You want to fuck your mother in past?
604
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,730
- What? No.
- Why? She not attractive?
605
00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:46,430
Look. I just can't tell you
any more about how I did this...
606
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,000
I already know. You use timeshare spell.
607
00:27:50,010 --> 00:27:52,440
I've been working on it.
608
00:27:52,450 --> 00:27:54,130
Clearly I must have finished it.
609
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,310
And don't worry.
610
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,140
Future is safe.
611
00:27:58,150 --> 00:28:01,670
Everything you say is in the vault.
612
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,710
This vault.
613
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,150
I will definitely not remember
614
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,190
anything about this conversation
615
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,720
like most conversations
I have with students
616
00:28:13,730 --> 00:28:16,430
like you, D-plus.
617
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:24,000
[EXHALES]
618
00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:41,560
This basis for incorporate bond.
619
00:28:42,890 --> 00:28:44,540
We are done here.
620
00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:53,700
You never told me my discipline.
621
00:28:54,470 --> 00:28:56,850
Repair of Small Objects.
622
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,590
[VODKA CASCADES]
623
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,160
- Really?
- [GULPS] Hope we did not ruin
624
00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:07,340
your big plans after you get
back to your mysterious future,
625
00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:09,480
Mr. Time Traveler.
626
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:15,180
Tell my older self...
627
00:29:16,310 --> 00:29:18,180
well done.
628
00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:24,900
Um...
629
00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:27,630
[SIGHS] Oh, shit.
630
00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:33,050
[SIGHS] Alice.
631
00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:34,840
What the hell, Q?
632
00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:37,780
What did you cast?
633
00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:40,979
Some sort of spell to make
your future self
634
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,220
take over your past self's body?
635
00:29:43,230 --> 00:29:45,700
What happens that made
you have to do this?
636
00:29:45,710 --> 00:29:47,180
I can't tell you that.
637
00:29:47,190 --> 00:29:49,770
Well, can you talk
about what's happening with us?
638
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,750
Of course you can't.
Paradox rules apply.
639
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,020
I can't risk changing the past.
640
00:29:56,030 --> 00:29:58,720
I could get lost forever.
641
00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:02,170
- I could do a memory charm.
- Alice.
642
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:06,060
I know one that will erase
my memory for the last hour.
643
00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:13,990
Okay. Yeah, sure. Why?
644
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,680
So we can talk about the way you
looked at me when you came back.
645
00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:20,480
There was so much...
646
00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:22,920
pain.
647
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:26,090
A lot of things have happened.
648
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:28,020
How bad?
649
00:30:29,770 --> 00:30:31,800
Pretty goddamn bad.
650
00:30:32,670 --> 00:30:34,610
What happens?
651
00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:38,640
You, uh, get hurt.
652
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:42,410
We both do.
653
00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:44,370
So would you rather I just stop this now
654
00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:46,880
so that we never have to feel
the way you feel?
655
00:30:48,340 --> 00:30:50,720
Look, you're a nice guy, Q,
for trying to warn me.
656
00:30:50,730 --> 00:30:52,120
I'm not trying to...
657
00:30:52,130 --> 00:30:54,680
But I'm not scared of the future.
658
00:30:54,690 --> 00:30:57,040
I'm scared of losing this.
659
00:30:57,050 --> 00:31:01,000
Maybe it's crazy and hopeless
where you live, but...
660
00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:03,260
you know, maybe I never told you this,
661
00:31:03,270 --> 00:31:07,620
but you are the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
662
00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:16,880
So...
663
00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:19,060
when you go back,
664
00:31:19,070 --> 00:31:21,200
just remember that, okay?
665
00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:33,330
What do you think made
Mayakovsky so bitter?
666
00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,330
- Huh?
- And, like, obsessed
667
00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:40,030
with the vulpine sex
of his two students?
668
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,780
Yeah, it's weird, isn't it?
669
00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:43,820
No, no, it's totally normal.
He's a normal guy.
670
00:31:43,830 --> 00:31:46,220
These are normal school situations.
671
00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:51,000
Seriously, though, you think
that he would notice
672
00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:54,360
if we stopped tying these knots?
673
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:58,670
Probably. We shouldn't.
674
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:03,270
Hey. Crazy idea.
675
00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:07,110
What if we stopped tying the knots
676
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,200
and instead we... [MOUTHING "HAVE SEX"]
677
00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:12,810
Hm?
678
00:32:12,820 --> 00:32:14,240
- Um...
- Hm?
679
00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:16,770
Ooh, yeah. We could do it on the table.
680
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:18,870
- [OBJECTS SHATTER]
- Quentin!
681
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,910
I don't... it's... hotter in my head.
682
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,990
- What?
- [CHUCKLES]
683
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,300
Hm?
684
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,350
Oh, sorry, Vix. You okay?
685
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,000
Yeah, no. I'm fine.
686
00:32:32,010 --> 00:32:34,880
Mm. Yeah, you are. [CHUCKLES]
687
00:32:40,970 --> 00:32:43,490
[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
688
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:48,060
♪
689
00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:51,150
That was nice. [BREATHES HEAVILY]
690
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,460
- Alice.
- Yeah?
691
00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:56,240
It's me. I'm... I'm back.
692
00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:58,200
Oh.
693
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:01,030
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
694
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:08,050
♪
695
00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:14,010
[GASPS]
696
00:33:15,490 --> 00:33:19,180
The Binder's story began in a place
697
00:33:19,190 --> 00:33:23,140
known simply as... a Library.
698
00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:25,010
You were a Librarian?
699
00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:26,970
He did say it started in the Library.
700
00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:28,190
I mean, it's fucking obvious.
701
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,410
[GROANS] He was studying
702
00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:32,940
the limits of power.
703
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:39,980
His specialty was the magic
inherent in Gods.
704
00:33:39,990 --> 00:33:42,230
[SARCASTIC VOICE] Great. A puppet show.
705
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,550
The Binder had a theory.
706
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,380
When a being of great power,
such as a God, is killed
707
00:33:47,390 --> 00:33:51,820
their energy is lost, but he
believed it could be preserved
708
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:53,399
by binding it to an object.
709
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,470
That object, in turn, could be bound
710
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,220
to a Magician of sufficient
training and preparation,
711
00:33:58,230 --> 00:34:00,570
effectively turning
the Magician into a God.
712
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,260
Yeah, but every time
a mortal tries to kill
713
00:34:03,270 --> 00:34:06,270
a God, all magic gets shut off.
714
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:10,140
The Binder politely reminded Margo that
715
00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:12,320
not every story was about her.
716
00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:14,490
So the binder is a catty bitch?
717
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:18,460
Mm. He continued.
718
00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:22,460
It was a problem that perplexed
719
00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:25,500
The Binder and his fellow Librarians,
720
00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:28,290
but, as it turned out,
721
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:32,300
the Old Gods themselves
provided a solution.
722
00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:37,210
Two siblings. Mistakes.
723
00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:40,000
Born with the power of many gods.
724
00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:42,960
They were created
with one unique quality
725
00:34:42,970 --> 00:34:45,050
that made them essential
to this experiment.
726
00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:48,100
They could not die.
727
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,750
So no matter what you did
to them it wouldn't trigger
728
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,450
the Old Gods to take away magic.
729
00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:56,230
Without fear
of the Old Gods' retribution,
730
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,450
The Librarians were safe
731
00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:00,630
to move forward with their experiment.
732
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,370
One of the Monsters was captured...
733
00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:04,150
the older, more dominant one.
734
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,590
- The female.
- Natch.
735
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,200
The one left behind would be confused,
736
00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:12,160
afraid, like a child.
737
00:35:12,170 --> 00:35:15,120
Without his sister, he'd have
trouble even remembering them.
738
00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:17,650
What did you do to the sister?
739
00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:23,430
She was split into four parts.
740
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,130
Each part bound in a stone.
741
00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:30,920
Each stone bound in a Librarian.
742
00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:35,570
Bacchus. Iris. Heka. Aengus.
743
00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:38,320
Those ballsacks.
744
00:35:38,330 --> 00:35:40,540
When they were finished,
745
00:35:40,550 --> 00:35:43,890
The Binder came to regret
what he had done.
746
00:35:45,030 --> 00:35:50,020
But the New Gods he had built
were afraid of him.
747
00:35:50,030 --> 00:35:53,160
He alone held the secret that
could make them human again.
748
00:35:53,170 --> 00:35:55,080
And so...
749
00:35:56,390 --> 00:35:57,880
They cursed him.
750
00:35:59,170 --> 00:36:01,210
They turned you into a book.
751
00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:04,300
Okay. That does kind of suck.
752
00:36:04,310 --> 00:36:08,090
In that form, he became
something they could control.
753
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:12,570
Hide from the rest
of The Order, from history.
754
00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:14,400
It was only by chance
755
00:36:14,410 --> 00:36:16,620
that a young Librarian read his book
756
00:36:16,630 --> 00:36:18,490
and was convinced
757
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,710
to hide The Binder in the mirror world,
758
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,660
where he hoped no one
would find him again.
759
00:36:22,670 --> 00:36:26,450
Until word reached The Binder
of Julia Wicker,
760
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:28,500
and her quest.
761
00:36:28,510 --> 00:36:31,590
He knew he had the answers she sought.
762
00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:34,680
So he can help me become
a Goddess again?
763
00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:36,980
He could take her in either direction.
764
00:36:36,990 --> 00:36:40,380
The Godhood, or Humanity.
765
00:36:40,390 --> 00:36:42,420
The choice was hers.
766
00:36:42,430 --> 00:36:44,779
Either road would be painful.
767
00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:48,430
He wondered aloud if she was ready.
768
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,130
You and me both.
769
00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:52,220
The Binder knew she needed time
770
00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:54,350
to consider which way to go.
771
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,610
But either way...
772
00:36:57,620 --> 00:37:00,500
he'd need a favor in return.
773
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:08,420
[BREATHES DEEPLY] He needed her
to burn his book.
774
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,640
He did not want to be used again.
775
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,340
Like it was before. [BREATHES SHAKILY]
776
00:37:21,170 --> 00:37:24,160
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
777
00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:31,240
♪
778
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,480
[SIGHS]
779
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:40,360
I got it.
780
00:37:48,370 --> 00:37:49,620
Do we have time for that?
781
00:37:49,630 --> 00:37:51,100
First thing you learn in The Order
782
00:37:51,110 --> 00:37:52,450
is how to speed read.
783
00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:55,420
[PAGES FLIPPING RAPIDLY]
784
00:38:05,690 --> 00:38:07,550
Everett's been lying to all of us.
785
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,510
It's just as we suspected.
786
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,380
He's been hoarding magic.
787
00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:14,080
To do what?
788
00:38:14,090 --> 00:38:15,990
To become a God.
789
00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:18,180
[DARK MUSIC]
790
00:38:18,190 --> 00:38:20,350
And if this book is correct,
791
00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:22,230
he succeeds.
792
00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:30,090
The floor in this hallway is laid out
793
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:32,580
in the exact pattern
of a Bearskip board.
794
00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:35,670
Now, that can't just be a coincidence.
795
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,540
Can't it though?
796
00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:41,670
Just... jump forward three squares.
797
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:42,930
Okay.
798
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,760
Not the dragon!
799
00:38:44,770 --> 00:38:46,980
Watch the sloth! [EXCLAIMS TENSELY]
800
00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:48,640
- Now duck.
- Duck?
801
00:38:48,650 --> 00:38:50,720
- There's a bear on your right.
- Seriously?
802
00:38:50,730 --> 00:38:52,990
- That one got my leg.
- Okay!
803
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,990
[SARCASTIC VOICE] Oh, no.
Don't get me bear!
804
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,170
'Cause you successfully
"skipped the bear,"
805
00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:02,560
you get to throw the sweetberry.
806
00:39:02,570 --> 00:39:04,960
And I throw it at the last whatever?
807
00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:06,870
The hibernation square.
808
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,670
- Okay, jeez.
- [SIGHS]
809
00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,440
- [GASPS]
- Ah! Yes! You did it.
810
00:39:14,450 --> 00:39:15,630
Huh.
811
00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:18,580
[GROANS]
812
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:22,540
That is... still good. [BLOWS]
813
00:39:22,550 --> 00:39:23,760
I say what again?
814
00:39:23,770 --> 00:39:25,670
- Oh.
- Oh! Right. Right, right.
815
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,060
Honey or die!
816
00:39:27,070 --> 00:39:29,150
[DOOR SLIDES OPEN]
817
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,560
[GASPS]
818
00:39:32,730 --> 00:39:37,030
- Where does it lead?
- Only one way to find out.
819
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,860
Seriously?
820
00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:40,400
Perfect timing. We should return
821
00:39:40,410 --> 00:39:42,360
- right between shift changes.
- That's good.
822
00:39:42,370 --> 00:39:46,080
Is it weird I've had this
chocolate taste in my mouth?
823
00:39:46,090 --> 00:39:49,830
As the bugs absorb more
poison the aftertaste changes.
824
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,090
It's when you taste mint
we're in real trouble.
825
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,740
[TENSE MUSIC]
826
00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,570
Okay.
827
00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:58,710
♪
828
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,710
[DOOR HANDLE RATTLES]
829
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,710
[EXHALES SHARPLY] It's locked.
830
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,010
Don't you have the key?
831
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:06,190
The key is for the other side.
832
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,890
Someone locked us in.
833
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:11,590
I have worse news.
834
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,110
I just tasted mint.
835
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,080
[BREATHES DEEPLY] Hm.
836
00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:20,510
You think Hyman is right?
837
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,560
What he said about us?
838
00:40:22,570 --> 00:40:24,640
God, I don't know if that man
has any fucking clue
839
00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:28,650
what's going on, but maybe.
840
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:31,220
'Cause I've been thinking
about becoming a Goddess a lot.
841
00:40:31,230 --> 00:40:35,520
How to do it without screwing
up like the other Gods did.
842
00:40:35,530 --> 00:40:37,000
I don't know.
843
00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:40,050
Maybe I should give some
airtime to the alternative.
844
00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:42,060
Becoming human?
845
00:40:44,670 --> 00:40:46,670
I mean being happy.
846
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,500
Okay.
847
00:40:50,110 --> 00:40:53,930
Pros and cons. You become a Goddess...
848
00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:55,980
you get all powered up.
849
00:40:55,990 --> 00:40:58,200
Maybe help in the fight.
850
00:40:58,210 --> 00:41:00,110
You become human...
851
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,770
I get to feel things.
852
00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:04,640
Yeah, like hunger.
853
00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:06,770
And sadness and...
854
00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:08,920
And this...
855
00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:21,620
Was that a pro or a con?
856
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,060
[RASPY BREATHING] I have a problem.
857
00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:32,890
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
858
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:35,190
- She's dying.
- Who's dying?
859
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,110
My sister.
860
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,980
I found her a body, but...
861
00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:43,590
it's not strong enough.
862
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,810
I need to find one that is...
863
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:48,650
more durable.
864
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:50,990
Like yours.
865
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,260
[GRUNTS]
866
00:41:57,180 --> 00:42:01,620
So Mayakovsky told you
what your discipline is?
867
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:08,630
Repair of Small Objects.
868
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:12,270
You did always excel at Minor Mendings.
869
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,710
I always thought
it'd be something cooler.
870
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,280
- At least it's real.
- [SCOFFS]
871
00:42:17,290 --> 00:42:19,020
Now you don't have to fantasize anymore
872
00:42:19,030 --> 00:42:22,070
about who you are and lie
about who you wish you were.
873
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,860
You just... you just know it now.
874
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:29,070
And maybe you've always known it.
875
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,810
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
876
00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:34,210
Show me.
877
00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:37,860
♪
878
00:42:37,870 --> 00:42:39,880
[SIGHS]
879
00:43:14,690 --> 00:43:16,030
How does it feel?
880
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,080
Like I helped it wake up and...
881
00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:21,610
remember what it was before.
882
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,840
- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
883
00:43:40,850 --> 00:43:43,800
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
884
00:43:43,810 --> 00:43:50,770
♪
61335
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof