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I am fascinated
by last words.
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Like Oscar Wilde who said,
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"Either that wallpaper goes,
or I do,"
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and then died.
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♪ Don't you know that ♪
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♪ I'll be around
to guide you ♪
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♪ Through your... ♪
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Or Humphrey Bogart,
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whose final words were:
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"I never should've switched
from scotch to martinis."
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♪ Returning nightmares ♪
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James Dean said,
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"They've gotta see us"...
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♪ We'll cast some light ♪
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Just before slamming
his Porsche into another car.
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♪ Cast some light ♪
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♪ And you'll be all right
for now ♪
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My favorite last words ever,
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the French poet
Francois Rabelais,
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who said, "I go to seek
the Great Perhaps,"
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because that's
what I was after too.
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♪ Ignore them
tonight, and you'll be ♪
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Except I wanted to find
my Great Perhaps
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before I died.
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It's not even 5:00.
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I'm sure your classmates
will show.
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They're just running
fashionably late.
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Yeah, Mom.
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I've been keeping my popularity
a secret all these years.
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Couples Fear Factor.
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You're okay.
You're okay.
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Is this why you wanna leave?
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No, honey,
it's because of me.
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Miles has heard all the stories
about his father being
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quite the legend
at Culver Creek...
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Well, not... not exactly.
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I mean, there are lots of
other places
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I could dream of going,
but you would have said no.
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But why do you
have to go now?
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That's what college is for.
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I've told you why.
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'Cause of some
French poet's last words,
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"The Great Perhaps"?
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What does that even mean?
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That's what I need
to find out.
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♪ When there's
nowhere else to run ♪
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♪ Is there room
for one more son ♪
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♪ One more son ♪
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♪ If you can hold on ♪
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♪ If you can hold on ♪
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♪ Hold on ♪
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See ya, Raisin.
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If he asks, I left for school.
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You are my witness.
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♪ I wanna stand up ♪
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♪ I wanna let go ♪
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♪ You know, you know ♪
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♪ No, you don't, you don't ♪
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♪ I wanna shine on
in the hearts of man ♪
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♪ I want a meaning from
the back of my broken hand ♪
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♪ Another head aches,
another heart breaks ♪
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♪ I'm so much older
than I can take ♪
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♪ And my affection ♪
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♪ Well, it comes and goes ♪
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♪ I need direction
to perfection ♪
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♪ No, no, no, no ♪
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♪ Help me out ♪
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♪ Yeah, you know you gotta
help me out ♪
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♪ Yeah, you're gonna
bring yourself down ♪
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♪ Yeah, you're gonna bring
yourself down ♪
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♪ Yeah, you're gonna
bring yourself down ♪
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Alaska!
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Oh!
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I thought my mom would
never leave.
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So much crying, hugging,
and carrying on.
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Tell me about it.
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That's why I drive myself,
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to get all the hugs and tears
out of the way.
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Do you wanna catch up
on the road?
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Coosa's cashiers have
a shift change in 20,
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and trust me, we want
Gus manning that register.
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I can't just let Paul
move me in on his own.
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Sure you can, Paul.
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You don't mind finishing up
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while your lovely girlfriend
and I go pick up
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some sundry items.
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Only if she promises
to make it up to me later.
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What the fuck, Paul?
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She should not
have to leverage her body
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so you'll be a good boyfriend.
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That kind of sexist bullshit
is why we need
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to dismantle the patriarchy.
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Jesus, Alaska, I said yes.
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It's not just your words,
Paul.
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It's what's in your mind
and your heart.
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You think about that
while we're gone.
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What the fuck?
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It's your Da Vinci surprise.
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So you know
when I was there,
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we weren't co-ed.
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You're gonna
have girls there now.
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You know what STDs are?
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It stands for sexually
transmitted diseases,
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like gonorrhea or...
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Chlamydia...
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Herpes...
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Warts...
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It's not just like
your finger wart,
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but other places.
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Really the best
protection is
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just keep your pecker
in your pants, son.
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That's right.
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Are you cool if I have
the room to myself
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for a couple hours tonight?
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May I ask why?
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Paul and I agreed
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if we stayed together
long distance all summer,
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then the first night back
we would have...
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the sex.
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You don't have to
if you don't want to.
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I want to.
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They grow up so fast.
You coming?
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I'm too chickenshit.
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This says you're 28.
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I can't believe it either.
Time, right?
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I believe it was the great
Theodor Geisel who said,
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"How did it get so late
so soon?
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"It's night before
it's afternoon.
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"December's here
before it's June.
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My goodness,
how the time has flown."
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You might know him
as Dr. Seuss.
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Life goes fast.
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Ask me, it feels like
I was just in high school.
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'Cause you are
in high school?
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I wish.
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My adolescence would have
no doubt been greatly enhanced
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by the anesthetizing effects
of Coosa Liquors'
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Strawberry Hill rosé.
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You don't sound like
you're in high school.
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And that, Gus,
is the whole point.
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This is right.
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No, we're right.
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Almost there.
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Only time
for one more chapter.
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Looks just like it did
the day I left.
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It is beautiful.
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And you get used
to no AC.
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Wait, there's
no air conditioning?
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It's not too late
to change your mind.
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We got you a fan.
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Sweat builds character, boy.
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Oh, check it out.
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That's the bell tower.
That's the bell we stole.
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It took six of us to get
that sucker down
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before we buried it
in the cemetery.
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Still the greatest prank
in Culver history.
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Oh, hey.
I've got that, Mom.
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At least let me
fold your pants.
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No, I'm good.
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And don't forget
to call every Sunday.
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Well, I don't have
a cell phone.
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That's what
the payphone's for, pal.
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We are gonna miss you
so much.
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Can I help you
make your bed?
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I'm good.
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I'm gonna be okay, guys.
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Promise.
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Hey!
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After the unpacking
comes the adventure, right?
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Right.
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♪ Too long till fall ♪
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♪ Sick summer in bed ♪
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♪ You and a lazy mood ♪
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♪ Ten times the fall ♪
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♪ Spread, sacked,
and I've failed ♪
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♪ Nobody move, nobody move ♪
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♪ Stop, it's too late ♪
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♪ I'm feeling frustrated ♪
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♪ I see no sign of fortress,
I see no sign of fortress ♪
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♪ Stop, it's too late ♪
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♪ I'm feeling frustrated ♪
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♪ I see no sign of fortress,
I see no sign of fortress ♪
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♪ Stop, it's too late ♪
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♪ I'm feeling frustrated ♪
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♪ I see no sign of fortress,
I see no sign of fortress ♪
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♪ Another delay ♪
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♪ Too many hassles ♪
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♪ Where do we go ♪
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♪ How do we follow ♪
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You must be the new roommate.
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I see you decorated the place.
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Name's Chip.
Chip Martin.
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I would shake your hand,
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but I think it's best if you
just hang on to that towel.
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I'm Miles.
Miles Halter.
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Miles, as in,
"to go before I sleep"?
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It's a Robert Frost poem.
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Ever read him?
No.
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Consider yourself lucky.
Oh, no one class me Chip.
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I thought you just said
your name...
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Call me the Colonel.
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We'll call you Pudge.
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Pants on, Pudge.
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That's a unique way
of unpacking.
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Oh, let me guess.
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You must be one of those guys
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who can't let your socks
touch your underpants.
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That's not true.
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Oh, really?
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You got ten seconds
to surprise me
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before I write you off
as ordinary.
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Um...
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well, I know a lot
of people's last words.
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Example.
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Henrik Ibsen.
He was a playwright.
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I know who Henrik Ibsen was.
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1828 to 1906, considered
the father of realism.
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Never read him.
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But he had been sick
for a while,
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and his nurse said to him,
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"You seem to be feeling
better this morning,"
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and Ibsen said,
"On the contrary."
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And then he died.
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That's morbid.
I like it.
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Come on, Pudge.
We got shit to do.
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So you're a reader, Pudge?
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Uh, biographies mostly...
or only.
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They're my dad's.
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My dad used to beat me
with my books,
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so I started carrying
paperbacks around the house,
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the odd novella,
all short and soft.
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That's why I came here.
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So I can read long-ass books
without getting my ass whooped.
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Oh, hey, it's the Colonel.
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What's up, scrub?
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You grow this summer, bud?
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What are you,
four feet now?
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Hello, Longwell,
fellow shit rags.
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You know, I always said
there's nobody better
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at cradling Kevin's balls
than you.
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Why don't you say that
to my face?
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I literally just did,
you human frat paddle.
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You wanna go right here?
Okay, come on, Kev.
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Come on.
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We both know the Colonel's
not gonna put
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that scholarship at risk,
right?
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You'll have to excuse them,
Pudge.
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It's not their fault they had
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every goddamn thing in life
handed to 'em.
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Pudge?
What kind of name is that?
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I think it's
supposed to be ironic.
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I'll have you know
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I worked my ass off
this summer,
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valeted at the country club
and caddied.
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No golf cart either.Wow.
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You know, you might be
the only person who could
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spend all summer in the sun
and somehow end up whiter.
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Is it possible to be
150% Caucasian?
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That's... that's...
that's racist.
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Sleep with one eye open,
boys.
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00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,410
Come on, Pudge.
262
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,283
Um, it's 'cause I'm skinny.
Never mind.
263
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,719
You're dead.
264
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:13,113
Yeah, you sleep
with one eye.
265
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,244
Are they friends of yours?
266
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,724
Weekday Warriors,
267
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,334
rich assholes who leave
every weekend
268
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,162
for their air-conditioned
Birmingham mansions.
269
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,642
They also the cool kids.
270
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,383
I don't like them.
They don't like me.
271
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:26,082
So if you came here
hoping to be hot shit, Pudge,
272
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:29,216
you best not be seen with me.
273
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,739
Come on.
274
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,744
Miles Halter.
Orlando, Florida.
275
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,572
Attendant of
Doctor Phillips High School.
276
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,269
Interesting side note about
Doctor Phillips High School,
277
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,532
named after a guy
named Doctor Phillips.
278
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,708
Didn't have a PhD or anything,
just as an adult,
279
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,755
changed his name to Doctor.
280
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,583
Welcome to Culver Creek, Miles.
281
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:49,932
I call him Pudge.
282
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:53,240
Ah, the Colonel
and his irony.
283
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,415
How did you know all that?
284
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:55,851
Takumi knows everything.
285
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,809
Starting with:
never let the Colonel
286
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,550
rope you into
helping him move.
287
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,030
He's immune to fatigue.
288
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,945
His anger is
a renewable energy source.
289
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,034
And you did make
a commitment.
290
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,558
I did?
Time to get to work.
291
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,402
Oh, shit.
Smile big, it's the Eagle.
292
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:26,751
The what?
293
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,624
Mr. Starnes,
so nice to see you.
294
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:30,973
How was your summer?
295
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,019
It was terrible.
How are you, Mr. Martin?
296
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,194
Great.
297
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,282
Just exploiting
my roommate here
298
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:36,631
for some manual labor, sir.
299
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,155
Ah, well,
I expect nothing less.
300
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:43,159
Ah, you must be Mr. Halter,
son of Walter.
301
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,945
Our paths never crossed,
but when I was a student here,
302
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,381
he was something of a legend.
303
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:48,599
So he tells me.
304
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,471
Your dad's name is
Walter Halter?
305
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:56,868
If you are hoping
to live up to his reputation,
306
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:01,351
remember, you're given a large
measure of freedom here.
307
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,529
Abuse it and you will
regret it.
308
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,488
You seem like a nice young man.
309
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:08,924
As the dean of Culver Creek,
310
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,188
I'd hate to have
to bid you farewell.
311
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,019
Um, thank you.
312
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,847
You're welcome.
313
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:27,377
Mr. Starnes,
codename the Eagle,
314
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,771
former student, current dick.
315
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,338
When I first got here,
316
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,209
the Eagle was just
a lowly history teacher
317
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,951
till our prior dean,
Mr. Harris, dropped dead.
318
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:39,781
Body wasn't even cold yet,
and he was already moving in.
319
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:43,219
They say it was a heart attack,
but I have my suspicions.
320
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,352
You're saying that
the Eagle committed murder
321
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,441
to become
a school administrator?
322
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,834
You saw his face.
It's the stuff of nightmares.
323
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,620
I felt like he was staring
into my soul.
324
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,797
Next time you see that look,
you busted.
325
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,843
Alaska calls it
"the look of doom."
326
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,280
Alaska?
327
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,109
Our next stop,
'cause she has the cigarettes.
328
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,632
You got money?
329
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,374
Um, yeah, but I...
I don't really smoke.
330
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,898
Perfect, 'cause I do.
331
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,421
There.
332
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,554
Done.
333
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,948
Classy and sensible.
334
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:21,866
That is me, Pudge.
That is me to a fucking tee.
335
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:28,047
You ever hear three knocks,
it's the Eagle.
336
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,440
Always knock once.
337
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,357
Oh, my God!
338
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,142
Is that the Colonel?
339
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,622
Get on in here!
340
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:39,754
Ah!
341
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:44,498
Ah!
342
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,326
Alaska.
343
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,067
Oh, so... so get this.
What?
344
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,459
Okay,
first day of summer,
345
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,505
I'm in grand ol'
Vine Station, Alabama...
346
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:52,723
Exciting.
347
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,073
I'm with this guy Justin.
348
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,683
I'm sitting on his couch
watching TV.
349
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,380
Mind you,
I'm already dating Jake, right?
350
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,773
I'm still dating him,
miraculously enough.
351
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,688
Oh.
352
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,429
But Justin and I, we've been
friends since we were kids.
353
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:03,865
So, we're just sitting
on the couch,
354
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,301
watching the The Office,
355
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,694
talking about SATs
or something.
356
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,435
So we're just chatting.
357
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,306
And I'm in the middle of
a sentence about analogies
358
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:13,004
when all of a sudden,
he just honks my boob.
359
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,094
No.Just like that.
360
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,008
Just like a much-too-firm
two, three second honk.
361
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,401
Can you believe it?
362
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:19,924
And the first thing
I thought was:
363
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:23,102
"Okay, how do I extricate
this claw from my boob
364
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,929
before it leaves
permanent marks?"
365
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,366
And the second thing
I thought was:
366
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,324
"I cannot wait to tell
Takumi and the Colonel."
367
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,457
That's crazy.
368
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,461
You can let go now.
369
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,639
Who's this guy
not laughing at my story?
370
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,031
My roommate.
371
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,469
Miles "to go" Halter,
aka Pudge.
372
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:45,385
Pudge memorizes
people's last words.
373
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,430
He also has money
for your cigarettes.
374
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,261
Pudge, this is Alaska.
375
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,567
She got her boob honked
this summer,
376
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,439
which you are now well aware.
377
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,049
You really memorize
last words?
378
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,618
Yeah.
You wanna quiz me?
379
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,142
JFK.
380
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,621
"That's obvious."
381
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,667
Oh, shit.
Is it now?
382
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,452
Oh, no.
Those are his last words.
383
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:12,194
Someone said,
"Mr. President, you can't say
384
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,456
Dallas doesn't love you."
385
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:17,330
And he said, "That's obvious,"
386
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,463
and then he got shot.
387
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,555
God, that's awful.
388
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,296
Nice meeting you, Pudge.
389
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,864
Next time laugh at my story.
390
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,997
Meet you boys in a few.Uh-huh.
391
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,828
You walk very quickly.
392
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,221
Not everyone's gifted
393
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,005
with long-ass chicken legs,
Pudge.
394
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,269
I compensate.
395
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,837
You see that?
396
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,231
Wow.
397
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,580
Is that a swan?
398
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,148
That swan is
the spawn of Satan.
399
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,673
Never get closer to it
than we are right now.
400
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:01,939
It will rip you
to fucking pieces.
401
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,246
But it's so beautiful.
402
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,031
The dangerous ones
always are.
403
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:19,130
♪ It's 16 miles ♪
404
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:23,831
♪ To the promised land ♪
405
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,312
♪ And I promise you ♪
406
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:30,185
♪ I'm doing the best I can ♪
407
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:37,932
♪ So you better move fast ♪
408
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:44,460
♪ And some days ♪
409
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:48,899
♪ They last longer
than others ♪
410
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,771
Come on, go!
411
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,860
♪ But this day ♪
412
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:56,690
♪ By the lake went too fast ♪
413
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,261
♪ And if you want me ♪
414
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:05,089
♪ You better speak up ♪
415
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:08,441
♪ I won't wait ♪
416
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:11,835
♪ So you better ♪
417
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:15,491
♪ Move fast ♪
418
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:21,541
Her name's Alaska Young.
419
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,151
She's from Vine Station.
420
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,674
You could drive past it
without noticing it,
421
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,633
and from what I understand,
you ought to.
422
00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:31,986
And she mentioned
something about a boyfriend?
423
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,510
Jesus.
424
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:37,513
You touch one boob,
and you obsessed.
425
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,951
His name's Jake, college boy,
426
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,562
handsome son of a bitch.
427
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,738
He's a feminist.
428
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:47,871
She hasn't cheated on him yet,
which is a first.
429
00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:56,097
Pudge,
I'd like to welcome you
430
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,012
to the Smoking Hole.
431
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:14,811
So, we're allowed to smoke
down here?
432
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,465
Of course not.
433
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,776
That was a barely-smoked
Hurricane.
434
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,125
That's just plain ungrateful.
435
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:25,909
Oh, I just can't
get in trouble.
436
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:28,303
My parents would kill me,
especially my mom.
437
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,349
You're gonna
get in trouble.
438
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:34,440
Now the question is,
what do you do when it happens?
439
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:36,093
I'll tell you
what you can't do.
440
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:38,139
Rat.
441
00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:41,055
I hate the Weekday Warriors
with a fiery passion
442
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,665
reserved for dental work
and my father,
443
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:45,146
but I would never rat on them.
444
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:48,715
If you learn anything from me
today, Pudge, let it be this.
445
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:55,374
Never, never, never rat.
446
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,727
You got me?
447
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:01,858
Are you sure?
448
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,251
Yeah, I got it.
449
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:08,517
This school is important
to people.
450
00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:11,564
It may look like a summer camp
patrolled by a killer swan,
451
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:14,610
but to the people who go here,
it matters.
452
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,005
Unfortunately,
we've reached the hour
453
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,442
where I'm obligated
to see my girlfriend.
454
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,966
Wait, you've got a girlfriend?
455
00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:24,751
Don't remind me.
I can't stand her.
456
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:27,449
But then again,
she can't stand me.
457
00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:30,147
I guess that's what I get
for dating a Weekday Warrior.
458
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:31,845
Didn't you just say
you hated them
459
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:32,933
as much as dental work?
460
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,283
I contain multitudes, Pudge.
461
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:43,639
You coming?
462
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:46,860
Wasn't Alaska gonna meet us?
463
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:49,428
I feel like it might be rude
if she showed up,
464
00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,647
and we were both gone.
465
00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,954
One boob, Jesus.
466
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,564
It's Alaska.
467
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:58,132
Who the hell knows
what she's gonna do.
468
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,384
No.
469
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:38,433
It's still not good.
470
00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:47,050
Okay, Mr. Famous Last Words,
I have one for you.
471
00:24:48,269 --> 00:24:51,141
Okay.
472
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:04,894
The General in His Labyrinth,
Gabriel García Márquez.
473
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:09,508
You ever read him?
474
00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:11,161
It's about Simón Bolívar.
475
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:14,034
In the book, you know what
his last words are?
476
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:16,210
No, you don't,
but I'm about to tell you,
477
00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:19,605
Senor Parting Remarks.
478
00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:22,738
"He was shaken by
the overwhelming revelation
479
00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:25,045
"that the headlong race
between his misfortunes
480
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:26,481
"and his dreams
was at that moment,
481
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,353
"reaching the finish line.
482
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,355
"'Damn it, ' he sighed.
483
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:34,271
"'How will I ever get out of
this labyrinth?'"
484
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:40,451
Those are some
seriously great last words.
485
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,323
No shit.
486
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,718
What do they mean?
487
00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:50,853
That's the mystery, isn't it?
488
00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:56,859
Is the labyrinth living
or dying?
489
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,516
And which is
he trying to escape,
490
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:04,606
the world or the end of it?
491
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:05,955
I don't know.
492
00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:09,698
And here I thought you were
the one who's finally
493
00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:11,613
going to deliver me
the answers.
494
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,006
We've only just met,
495
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:15,182
and you're already
disappointing me, Pudge.
496
00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:22,058
Have you read all the books
in your room?
497
00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:24,800
God, no, but I'm gonna
read them all.
498
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:28,369
I call it my Life's Library.
499
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:29,979
Every summer
since I was little,
500
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,242
I would go to
all the garage sales,
501
00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:36,333
and I'd buy all the books
that looked interesting,
502
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:37,813
just so I would always have
something to read.
503
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,163
But there's so much to do,
you know?
504
00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:45,212
I'll have more time for reading
when I'm old and boring.
505
00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:47,475
Hard to imagine
you'd ever be boring.
506
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,263
You remind me a lot of
the Colonel
507
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,483
when he first came to
Culver Creek.
508
00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,616
When we first met,
we were just a couple of
509
00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:02,446
scholarship kids
with a shared interest in...
510
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,405
let's just call it
booze and mischief.
511
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:07,800
I'm interested
in those things too.
512
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,803
And something tells me
513
00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:12,369
you haven't experienced
a whole lot either,
514
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:14,067
which is exactly my point.
515
00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:17,244
By Thanksgiving,
I got him his first girlfriend,
516
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,899
and later that year,
we pulled our first prank.
517
00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:21,335
I provide the vision,
518
00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:24,555
and he provides
the military-level planning.
519
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,341
So that's how Chip became
the Colonel?
520
00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:29,865
You're smart like him,
cute too.
521
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,871
But I didn't just say that,
because I love my boyfriend.
522
00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:42,443
Well, you're much smarter
than both of us,
523
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:44,575
and much more attractive.
524
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:48,144
But I didn't just say that,
because I love my girlfriend.
525
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:54,934
Who does not exist,
because I don't have one.
526
00:27:57,110 --> 00:27:59,286
Well, don't worry, Pudge.
527
00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:00,591
If there's one thing
I can get you,
528
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,550
it's a girlfriend.
529
00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:12,691
Let's make a deal.
530
00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:18,566
You figure out
what the labyrinth is
531
00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:21,656
and how to get out of it,
532
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,267
and I'll get you laid...
533
00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:28,881
by a sexually-liberated
intellectual equal, of course.
534
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:30,796
Deal?
535
00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:37,280
Deal.
536
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,127
When you're walking at night,
537
00:28:58,214 --> 00:29:01,261
do you ever get creeped out
538
00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:03,437
and even though it's silly
and embarrassing,
539
00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:05,569
you just wanna run home?
540
00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:14,535
Yeah.
541
00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,058
Totally.
542
00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:23,022
Run, Pudge!
543
00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:41,910
♪ I know you want it ♪
544
00:29:41,997 --> 00:29:46,915
♪ The thing that makes me ♪
545
00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:51,398
♪ What the guys go crazy for ♪
546
00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:55,794
♪ They lose their minds ♪
547
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,274
♪ The way I wind ♪
548
00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:01,190
♪ I think it's time ♪
549
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:05,368
♪ La la la la la ♪
550
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:08,284
♪ My milkshake brings ♪
551
00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:10,156
♪ All the boys to the yard ♪
552
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,723
♪ They're like,
"It's better than yours" ♪
553
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,291
♪ Damn right,
it's better than yours ♪
554
00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:18,729
Shit.
555
00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:36,791
- Get out, get out!
- Come on.
556
00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:37,879
What, what's going on?
557
00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:39,663
Are you serious?
558
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,543
I knew something was up.
559
00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:51,458
Hurry up, hurry up!
560
00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:55,941
Go back to your rooms.
561
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:58,073
What the fuck
are you looking at?
562
00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:01,294
This is bullshit, man.
Guys, come on.
563
00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:02,991
Go back to your rooms.
It's late.
564
00:31:03,078 --> 00:31:04,775
This doesn't concern you.
Let's go.
565
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,212
I'm sorry.
We didn't meant to...
566
00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:07,909
All right,
just go back in.
567
00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:09,041
Just go back inside
and get dressed, all right?
568
00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:10,607
I don't get it.
569
00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:11,870
I mean, you're good,
but you're not that good.
570
00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:13,784
Somebody ratted.
571
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,264
Expulsion's gonna
be the least of your worries...
572
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:16,787
Who's the rat?
Inside.
573
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,006
Huh?
I knew it was somebody!
574
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:20,052
Alaska!
You're not gonna believe it.
575
00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:22,184
Ms. Young, please go
help your roommate get packed.
576
00:31:22,271 --> 00:31:23,751
Paul, let's go.
577
00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:26,058
Who ratted?
I know it was somebody!
578
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:27,363
Was it you, man?
Paul.
579
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:28,756
Who ratted?
580
00:31:28,843 --> 00:31:31,541
Was it you?
Was it?
581
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,819
Yes.
582
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,647
First official day of
classes,
583
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:52,911
we've already
suffered casualties.
584
00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:54,477
Here's what I know.
585
00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:57,045
I told you Takumi would know.
Takumi always knows.
586
00:31:57,132 --> 00:31:58,873
Apparently,
Paul and Marya hit
587
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,006
the Culver Creek
rule breaking trifecta.
588
00:32:01,093 --> 00:32:03,922
One, genital contact
while, two, smoking pot
589
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,532
and, three, already drunk.
590
00:32:05,619 --> 00:32:07,490
Though, Paul was attempting
to use a condom,
591
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,710
so kudos for being
sexually responsible.
592
00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:11,320
They are fucked.
593
00:32:11,407 --> 00:32:13,192
Well, they were gone
before the sun came up.
594
00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,368
No way the Eagle
just got lucky.
595
00:32:15,455 --> 00:32:18,806
I hate to agree with Paul,
but he wasn't working alone.
596
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,429
Oh, sorry.
597
00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:35,040
I... I did not mean
to take your seat.
598
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:39,044
Oh, not... not mine,
never sat here before.
599
00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:41,002
Are you new?
600
00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:43,178
So am I.
Um, Lara.
601
00:32:43,265 --> 00:32:44,571
Miles.
602
00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:46,965
Call him Pudge.
603
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,749
Oh.
604
00:32:48,836 --> 00:32:50,533
Did you hear about the students
who were kicked out?
605
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,318
Marya is
Alaska's roommate.
606
00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:53,710
Was.
607
00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:55,060
Oh, what happened?
608
00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,452
I don't know.
609
00:32:56,539 --> 00:33:00,152
But just to be safe,
trust no one.
610
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:21,216
Old man only
has one lung.
611
00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:38,146
Religion is important
whether you believe it or not.
612
00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:39,800
Just like history is important
613
00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:41,584
whether you've lived
through it or not.
614
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:44,979
In my case, I probably have.
615
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:48,200
This year, we will be studying
three religious traditions:
616
00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:52,987
Islam, Christianity,
and Buddhism.
617
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:56,208
We'll tackle three more
next year.
618
00:33:56,295 --> 00:33:59,602
Gives me something to live for.
619
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,778
My name is Dr. Hyde.
620
00:34:01,865 --> 00:34:06,435
You may be smart,
but I've been smart longer.
621
00:34:06,522 --> 00:34:10,744
Therefore, I will talk,
and you will listen.
622
00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:12,746
Our time together may be short,
623
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:17,011
but we are engaged in the most
important pursuit of all:
624
00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:20,101
the search for meaning.
625
00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:22,973
What is the nature of
being human?
626
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,194
What is the best way to live?
627
00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:29,415
How did we come to be?
628
00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:32,461
And what will become of us
when are no longer?
629
00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:42,602
♪ Smeared black ink ♪
630
00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:47,781
♪ Your palms are sweaty ♪
631
00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:50,784
♪ And I'm barely listening ♪
632
00:34:50,871 --> 00:34:55,832
♪ To last demands ♪
633
00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:02,970
♪ What's
buried underneath ♪
634
00:35:03,057 --> 00:35:07,540
♪ Where I am ♪
635
00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:19,073
♪ You seem
so out of context ♪
636
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,250
♪ In this gaudy
apartment complex ♪
637
00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:25,035
♪ A stranger
with your door key ♪
638
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:28,430
♪ Explaining that
I'm just visiting ♪
639
00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:31,607
♪ And I am finally seeing ♪
640
00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:35,655
♪ Why I was the one
worth leaving ♪
641
00:35:43,489 --> 00:35:46,231
Maureen, you are a genius.
642
00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:49,582
Don't I know it.
Every day, living the dream.
643
00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:51,105
What exactly is this?
644
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:54,587
A fried burrito,
aka "bufriedo."
645
00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:58,460
Invented by aforementioned
culinary genius Maureen,
646
00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:00,506
named by Alaska.
647
00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:04,249
You know, you can say a lot
of bad things about Alabama,
648
00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:08,166
but you cannot say that
the Alabamans as a people
649
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,298
are unduly afraid
of deep fryers.
650
00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:16,478
Don't eat that zucchini.
651
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,965
Oh, my God.
652
00:36:25,052 --> 00:36:27,272
This is the greatest thing
I've ever tasted.
653
00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:28,882
That tastes so good.
654
00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:30,971
Nothing like seeing
a man eat his first bufriedo.
655
00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:33,930
Oh, you get any more intel?
656
00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:36,281
I did, but, uh,
I think it's best
657
00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:38,544
if we talked privately.
658
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:39,936
You guys don't trust me?
659
00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:42,156
We don't really know you,
660
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:44,202
and chances can't be taken
with this information.
661
00:36:53,472 --> 00:36:55,082
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
662
00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:56,649
You do not wanna put
that poison
663
00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:58,738
in your body, homeslice.
664
00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,392
But it's so delicious.
665
00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:02,132
Kev, come on.
666
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,178
Everyone needs to try a friend
burrito once in their life.
667
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:05,614
Once?
668
00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:06,963
Why would
I only have this once?
669
00:37:08,051 --> 00:37:09,488
It's all good, Miles.
670
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,054
No, we're just offering
some friendly advice,
671
00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:14,667
'cause you look like
you could use some friends.
672
00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,364
You guys wanna be friends?
673
00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:18,323
We don't want you falling
in with the wrong crowd.
674
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:20,368
Yeah, you're cooler
than those other losers.
675
00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:22,327
Really?
Yeah.
676
00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:26,766
I mean, from Florida.
That's cool.
677
00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:28,463
Even Orlando?
678
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,117
Well, look
you wouldn't have left
679
00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:33,338
if you didn't have
some ambition.
680
00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:41,302
You know what that means?
No.
681
00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:43,304
No, that's right, because
you don't speak Mandarin,
682
00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:45,872
global language of tomorrow,
but I do.
683
00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:48,483
That's what we do here, Miles,
plan for the future.
684
00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:51,921
A person in your position
could be very helpful to us,
685
00:37:52,008 --> 00:37:53,662
letting us know what
the Colonel's thinking
686
00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:55,577
and when he's thinking it.
687
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:59,320
Oh, so... so you want me
to be a rat?
688
00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:02,497
No, we're just asking you
to do a solid for your friends.
689
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:05,283
"A journey of thousand miles
begins with one step."
690
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:08,764
That's the translation
of what I said to you.
691
00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:11,201
I meant it.
692
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,507
Walk with us, son.
693
00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:14,161
We're seniors, Miles.
694
00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:16,598
I mean, we gotta leave
this school to someone,
695
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:19,427
and that could be you.
696
00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:22,517
I mean, I could just
stay out of it.
697
00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:25,041
You know, why pick a side?
I could be like Switzerland.
698
00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:26,782
I've heard that place
is really, really nice.
699
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:27,914
Not possible, bro.
700
00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:30,873
Here, everyone
chooses a side.
701
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,579
Come on, man.
702
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:41,841
Why isn't this water
coming out?
703
00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:45,410
I can't wear this bullshit.
704
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:48,021
Thank, God.
Pudge, it's an emergency.
705
00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:49,718
I have dinner
with Sara's parents.
706
00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:51,851
Please tell me
you know how to iron.
707
00:38:51,938 --> 00:38:54,332
I didn't even know
we had an iron.
708
00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:55,942
We don't.
709
00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:58,945
It's Takumi's, not that
he knows how to iron either.
710
00:38:59,032 --> 00:39:00,773
When I asked Alaska,
she started yelling,
711
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:01,948
"You're not gonna impose
712
00:39:02,035 --> 00:39:03,297
the patriarchal
paradigm on me."
713
00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:04,690
The what?
714
00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:06,256
Alaska, among
her many qualities,
715
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,302
is a third wave feminist.
716
00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:10,391
They have waves?
717
00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:13,133
Uh, Pudge, maybe you should
try and read
718
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:16,049
some biographies of women.
719
00:39:16,136 --> 00:39:17,485
God damn.
720
00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:19,269
I need to smoke,
721
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:22,142
but I can't reek of smoke
when I see Sara's parents.
722
00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:24,666
They smell like
sandalwood and money.
723
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,280
One thing my lousy father
taught me
724
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,544
was how to tie a tie.
725
00:39:32,631 --> 00:39:34,284
Which is odd,
'cause I can't imagine
726
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:37,679
when he'd ever
have to wear one.
727
00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:40,595
Too bad this tie is
so goddamn ugly.
728
00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:42,771
I bought you that tie,
you asshole.
729
00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:44,077
It was a birthday present.
730
00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:45,644
And one I will never forget.
731
00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:47,385
You must be Sara.
732
00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,561
Nice to meet you.
I've heard so much about you.
733
00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:51,389
Yeah, I can imagine.
734
00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:53,478
Can't you at least press
your goddamn shirt?
735
00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:55,305
I freaking tried, okay?
736
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,743
We can't all have our maids
doing our ironing for us.
737
00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,005
Wow, Chip,
that chip on your shoulder
738
00:39:59,092 --> 00:40:00,441
makes you look even shorter.
739
00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:02,138
What difference
does it make, Sara?
740
00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:04,140
I could be wearing a tuxedo
with a little top hat,
741
00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:06,142
and your parents
would still hate me.
742
00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:09,015
Right, because you antagonize
them as you do all humans
743
00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:10,190
who walk the earth.
744
00:40:10,277 --> 00:40:11,626
Hey, you know what.
745
00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:13,628
Um, I'm so sorry
that this is your roommate.
746
00:40:13,715 --> 00:40:14,890
You deserve a lot better.
747
00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:16,849
He ain't the only one.Cute.
748
00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:18,416
Look, we either go now
or we're not going.
749
00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:19,895
Fuck it.Fine.
750
00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:21,636
Whatever.Asshole.
751
00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:34,083
So, that's Sara.
752
00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:39,088
She seems... sweet.
753
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,829
Yeah.
754
00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:44,093
Neither one of us had
a lot of positive role models
755
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,487
when it comes to
adult relationships.
756
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,627
Are you drinking sour milk?
757
00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:58,499
It ain't milk...
well, not just.
758
00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:01,284
It's five parts milk,
one part vodka.
759
00:41:01,371 --> 00:41:04,679
I call it ambrosia,
drink of the gods.
760
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:07,682
You can barely smell
the alcohol,
761
00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:11,469
so the Eagle can never catch me
unless he took a sip.
762
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:12,861
Only downside is,
763
00:41:12,948 --> 00:41:16,256
is it tastes like sour milk
and alcohol.
764
00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:18,563
But what the hell, Pudge?
765
00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:21,653
Gotta dull the pain somehow.
766
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:24,220
You wanna try some?
Oh, no, I'm good.
767
00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:32,272
You gonna go get that?
768
00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:40,454
Hello?
Can you get Chip for me?
769
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:43,109
Sara, yeah, hold on.
Yeah?
770
00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:44,458
Can we go now?
771
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:47,461
Yes.
772
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:50,682
I'm a bad boyfriend.
She's a bad girlfriend.
773
00:41:50,769 --> 00:41:53,293
We deserve each other.
774
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,513
Don't wait up.
775
00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:17,491
Let's go!
Now, Halter!
776
00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,362
Ouch!
Okay.
777
00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:20,842
Now!
778
00:42:20,929 --> 00:42:22,278
Don't make
us kick your ass!
779
00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:23,453
Okay, okay.
780
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,672
Can I put some pants on first?
781
00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:25,673
That won't
be necessary.
782
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,196
Move!
783
00:42:29,764 --> 00:42:33,115
♪ You got a reaction ♪
784
00:42:33,202 --> 00:42:34,464
♪ You got a reaction ♪
785
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:35,465
Whoa!
Go!
786
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:36,815
Oh, I get it.
787
00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:38,904
You're gonna handcuff me
to the flagpole.
788
00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:40,209
Very funny.
789
00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:42,211
You wish, turd.
Come on.
790
00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:44,953
♪ Something
better than nothing ♪
791
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,476
Come on. Go.
792
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,653
Move.
Speed it up, guys.
793
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:51,003
Oh, a good ol' fashioned
dunking.
794
00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,657
Yeah, that sounds
really refreshing.
795
00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:54,354
Shut up,
arms at your sides.
796
00:42:54,441 --> 00:42:56,965
Wait, why do I need
to do that?
797
00:42:57,052 --> 00:42:58,750
Isn't that gonna make it
hard for me to swim?
798
00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:01,709
You had your chance
to be on our side.
799
00:43:01,796 --> 00:43:03,624
I told you,
I'm on nobody's side.
800
00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:05,408
That means you're
with the Colonel.
801
00:43:05,495 --> 00:43:06,932
And this is for him.
802
00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:08,368
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
803
00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:10,762
Wait... For what he did to one of us.
804
00:43:10,849 --> 00:43:12,590
Legs.
805
00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:13,591
Wait.
You guys, please!
806
00:43:13,678 --> 00:43:14,853
Please, guys, don't!
807
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,637
No!
808
00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:18,247
Wait, "Please, guys, don't"
are terrible last words.
809
00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:20,032
Three!
810
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:57,504
Oh, shit!
811
00:43:57,591 --> 00:43:59,637
♪ You're given a flower ♪
812
00:43:59,724 --> 00:44:04,642
♪ But I guess that
there's just no pleasing you ♪
813
00:44:04,729 --> 00:44:06,513
Ah!
814
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,298
♪ You got a reaction,
didn't you? ♪
815
00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:14,434
♪ You took
a white orchid ♪
816
00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:15,565
♪ Turned it blue ♪
817
00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:03,499
You okay?
818
00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:09,201
Better than you.
819
00:46:15,685 --> 00:46:17,339
Someone go for a swim?
820
00:46:17,426 --> 00:46:20,690
Uh, it was less than a swim,
821
00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:23,389
more of a drowning...
the Weekday Warriors...
822
00:46:23,476 --> 00:46:25,913
Yeah, well, you
better be tough now, Pudge.
823
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,610
Mommy's not here
to help anymore.
824
00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:29,743
Not for any of us.
825
00:47:11,567 --> 00:47:13,265
Where the hell you been?
826
00:47:15,093 --> 00:47:16,094
Oh.
827
00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:18,618
You got tossed in the lake.
828
00:47:18,705 --> 00:47:20,402
Culver Creek tradition.
829
00:47:20,489 --> 00:47:23,492
Attempted homicide
is Culver Creek tradition?
830
00:47:23,579 --> 00:47:24,885
Don't be dramatic.
831
00:47:24,972 --> 00:47:26,974
It happens to all the new kids.
832
00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:28,758
They toss you in, you swim out
833
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,543
and try not
to wake your roommate.
834
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:32,501
I couldn't just swim out.
835
00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:34,242
Shit, you can't swim, Pudge?
836
00:47:34,329 --> 00:47:36,070
Not without my arms and legs.
837
00:47:36,157 --> 00:47:38,725
They wrapped my whole body up.
838
00:47:38,812 --> 00:47:39,987
What?
839
00:47:40,074 --> 00:47:41,423
What do you mean? How?
840
00:47:41,510 --> 00:47:43,861
They plastic-wrapped
my entire body.
841
00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:46,689
Jesus, you had to swim out
like a mermaid?
842
00:47:46,776 --> 00:47:48,517
Merman, but yeah.
843
00:47:49,475 --> 00:47:50,519
Shit.
844
00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:52,478
You could've drowned.
845
00:47:52,565 --> 00:47:53,653
They just supposed
to toss you in
846
00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:55,002
in your underwear and run.
847
00:47:55,089 --> 00:47:57,265
They said
it was because of you.
848
00:47:58,919 --> 00:48:01,269
They said that?
849
00:48:01,356 --> 00:48:02,270
Shit.
850
00:48:02,357 --> 00:48:03,489
Takumi was right.
851
00:48:03,576 --> 00:48:05,273
Right about what?
852
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,796
Maybe you could tell me
what the hell is going on.
853
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,102
Or I could just go talk
to the Eagle.
854
00:48:08,189 --> 00:48:10,191
No.
No way, Pudge.
855
00:48:10,278 --> 00:48:11,845
You are not a rat,
856
00:48:11,932 --> 00:48:13,455
and that is not how things
get dealt with here.
857
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:16,458
Well, I've had it
with how things happen here.
858
00:48:16,545 --> 00:48:18,373
And... and what's wrong
with Alaska?
859
00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:21,289
She was really mean to me.
860
00:48:21,376 --> 00:48:24,814
Yeah, well,
she's moody, dude.
861
00:48:27,382 --> 00:48:30,733
I'm sorry, Pudge,
about everything.
862
00:48:32,344 --> 00:48:33,954
Turn off the lights.
863
00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:45,226
God damn it!
864
00:48:45,313 --> 00:48:47,185
Those bastards.
865
00:48:47,272 --> 00:48:48,708
Before they grabbed you
last night,
866
00:48:48,795 --> 00:48:50,492
they pissed in my shoes.
867
00:48:50,579 --> 00:48:51,798
Are you sure?
868
00:48:51,885 --> 00:48:53,191
Do you want
to smell it?
869
00:48:53,278 --> 00:48:54,801
Because if there's
one thing I know,
870
00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:57,586
it's the smell of warm piss
in my new shoes!
871
00:48:59,849 --> 00:49:01,242
It's like my mom always said.
872
00:49:01,329 --> 00:49:02,896
"You think
you're walking on water,
873
00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:05,246
when it turns out
you got piss in your shoes."
874
00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:08,467
Do you have
a pair of flip-flops
875
00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:10,034
or anything I could borrow?
876
00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:17,432
Hey, Pudge.
877
00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:18,999
Heard what they did
to you last night.
878
00:49:19,086 --> 00:49:20,653
Alaska's pissed.
879
00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:23,395
Didn't seem like it.
880
00:49:23,482 --> 00:49:25,092
Look, Pudge.
881
00:49:25,179 --> 00:49:27,312
You're collateral damage
in a larger battle.
882
00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:29,401
One that's been going on
since the beginning of time.
883
00:49:29,488 --> 00:49:31,969
Or since we were freshmen.
884
00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:35,102
It's us versus
the Weekday Warriors.
885
00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:36,321
Usually it's just
fun and games,
886
00:49:36,408 --> 00:49:37,975
but not after last night.
887
00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:39,063
Things have changed.
888
00:49:39,150 --> 00:49:40,455
What changed?
889
00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:43,110
They think the Colonel
is the rat.
890
00:49:43,197 --> 00:49:45,721
I can't believe it.
891
00:49:45,808 --> 00:49:47,332
I mean, I hated
that dick weasel,
892
00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:48,594
but I would never rat on him.
893
00:49:48,681 --> 00:49:49,899
If they think
the Colonel's the rat,
894
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:50,988
then they're dumber
than they look.
895
00:49:51,075 --> 00:49:52,554
Thank you.
896
00:49:52,641 --> 00:49:54,469
Probably one of those
puka-shelled Backstreet Boys
897
00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:55,818
ratted and said it was me.
898
00:49:55,905 --> 00:49:57,081
Which is why
we need to figure out
899
00:49:57,168 --> 00:49:59,039
how to ruin
their shitty little lives.
900
00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:02,782
After class, we start drawing
up plans for a counterattack.
901
00:50:02,869 --> 00:50:04,305
Looks like
we're going to war.
902
00:50:04,392 --> 00:50:06,655
I promise you, Pudge,
903
00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:10,137
they will regret messing
with one of our friends.
904
00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:11,530
Trust.
905
00:50:13,358 --> 00:50:14,750
Hey.
906
00:50:20,843 --> 00:50:23,281
Last night, I didn't realize
how bad it was.
907
00:50:24,891 --> 00:50:27,676
I'm sorry.
908
00:50:27,763 --> 00:50:29,765
It's okay.
909
00:50:31,202 --> 00:50:33,595
Do we still have our deal?
910
00:50:35,467 --> 00:50:37,208
Yeah.
911
00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:07,412
Miles?
Miles, what's wrong?
912
00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:10,241
Why does
something have to be wrong?
913
00:51:10,328 --> 00:51:11,764
It's not Sunday...
I thought
914
00:51:11,851 --> 00:51:13,331
you were gonna call
on Sundays.
915
00:51:13,418 --> 00:51:15,507
Is that Miles?
What's wrong?
916
00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:17,422
Nothing is wrong.
917
00:51:17,509 --> 00:51:19,119
He says nothing.
918
00:51:19,206 --> 00:51:21,121
It's not Sunday.
919
00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:23,732
♪ I caught a glimpse ♪
920
00:51:25,778 --> 00:51:28,824
I was... I was just
calling to say thank you.
921
00:51:31,044 --> 00:51:32,524
For letting me go.
922
00:51:32,611 --> 00:51:34,395
For sending me here.
923
00:51:34,482 --> 00:51:36,136
He's calling to say
how much happier he is
924
00:51:36,223 --> 00:51:37,311
without his parents.
925
00:51:37,398 --> 00:51:38,399
Oh, good.
926
00:51:38,486 --> 00:51:40,097
That's not what I'm saying.
927
00:51:40,184 --> 00:51:42,142
I know, honey.
928
00:51:42,229 --> 00:51:45,537
I just hope you find whatever
it is you're looking for.
929
00:51:45,624 --> 00:51:48,105
Your Great Perhaps.
930
00:51:49,628 --> 00:51:52,761
Um, I-I think I have.
931
00:51:52,848 --> 00:51:55,329
♪ If you pass out ♪
932
00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:56,722
I think I have.
933
00:51:56,809 --> 00:52:01,379
♪ Out ♪
934
00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:20,920
♪ Home ♪
935
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:26,926
♪ Home ♪
936
00:52:28,406 --> 00:52:32,845
♪ Home ♪
937
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:37,110
♪ I figured it out ♪
938
00:52:40,679 --> 00:52:43,377
♪ I figured it out ♪
939
00:52:46,859 --> 00:52:49,253
♪ I figured it out ♪
940
00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:56,085
♪ I figured it out ♪
941
00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:02,004
♪ I can see again ♪
942
00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:07,967
♪ I can see again ♪
943
00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:14,278
♪ I can see again ♪
944
00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:20,327
♪ I can see again ♪
945
00:53:23,765 --> 00:53:26,420
♪ I can see again ♪
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