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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,234 --> 00:00:04,536 [DRUMROLL] 2 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:07,473 [ORCHESTRAL FANFARE] 3 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,081 YOU SEEM WORRIED, MR. MARX. 4 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:17,649 NO, SIR. I'M NOT WORRIED AT ALL, SIR. 5 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:21,987 OK. LET'S CHECK YOUR APPLICATION. 6 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:24,089 YOUR FATHER'S A DOCTOR. 7 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:27,092 YES, SIR. HE'S A PLASTIC SUR-- 8 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:29,261 RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGEON. 9 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,629 GERALD MARX. 10 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,331 MASS GENERAL. 11 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,565 TOP MAN. 12 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,534 YOUR MOTHER, ALSO. 13 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,202 MOM'S A PSYCHIATRIST. 14 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,270 YOUR SISTER, TOO? 15 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:41,507 SHE'S ON STAFF AT THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. 16 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:42,674 GOOD. EXCELLENT GENES. 17 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:46,645 LET'S SEE HOW YOUR GRADES STACK UP. 18 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,680 86 AVERAGE. 19 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,616 HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? 20 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:51,517 PLEASE, SIR, NO. 21 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:54,319 WE REQUIRE A 95, MR. MARX. 22 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:56,155 FALL SEMESTER WE'RE ADMITTING TWO BOYS 23 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:59,425 WHO ARE PERFECT 100S. TWO PERFECT BOYS. COME ON. 24 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,093 SO I'M NOT A PERFECT BOY, 25 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,127 BUT I'M NOT QUASIMODO, EITHER. 26 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:03,862 DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY, NITWIT. 27 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,798 EVERY YEAR 50,000 STUDENTS 28 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,698 APPLY TO MEDICAL SCHOOL. 29 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,434 THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR 15,000. 30 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:11,437 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU'VE GOT TO ACCEPT ME. 31 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:12,971 MY PARENTS WILL BE DESTROYED. 32 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:15,941 THEY'RE COUNTING ON ME TO BE THE NEXT DR. MARX! 33 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:16,909 WHO GIVES A SHIT? 34 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,111 WE CAN'T HAVE SECOND-CLASS MINDS 35 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:20,612 RUNNING AROUND IN SMOCKS. 36 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,614 BEING A DOCTOR REQUIRES THE ABILITY 37 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,550 TO MAKE LIFE AND DEATH DECISIONS. 38 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:28,487 LIFE AND DEATH. YOU WANT LIFE AND DEATH? 39 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:29,488 I'LL SHOW YOU LIFE AND DEATH. 40 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:33,392 MR. MARX! MR. MARX! I'LL SHOW YOU LIFE AND DEATH! 41 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:35,494 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 42 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,496 I'LL SHOW YOU-- 43 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:38,497 HELP! 44 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,566 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 45 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,034 MR. JEFFREY. 46 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:43,635 AAH! 47 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:44,503 AHH! 48 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,839 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 49 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:51,477 IT'S DINNERTIME, MR. JEFFREY. 50 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,957 HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? 51 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:08,160 IT'S OVER. THE LEGACY IS DEAD. 52 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:11,930 IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD. 53 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,966 WAS THAT REMARK SUPPOSED TO BE AMUSING? 54 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,100 YOU THINK IT'S AMUSING 55 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,235 THAT YOU'VE BEEN TURNED DOWN 56 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,971 BY EVERY MEDICAL SCHOOL IN THE UNITED STATES! 57 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,706 A SENSE OF HUMOR IS A WONDERFUL TOOL, JEFF, 58 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:24,076 BUT I FOR ONE DON'T KNOW ANY FUNNY PHYSICIANS. 59 00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:24,710 HIS PROBLEM IS 60 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,211 THAT HE DOESN'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY. 61 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:29,481 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T TAKE HIMSELF SERIOUSLY. 62 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,750 PHONE CALL, DR. GERALD. 63 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,886 LONG DISTANCE. 64 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:39,224 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, KID? 65 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,325 YOU'VE GOT... 66 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,729 YOU'VE GOT NO DRIVE, NO AMBITION, 67 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:46,465 NO PASSION FOR ANYTHING. 68 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:50,702 WHAT HAPPENED, JEFF? 69 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,938 WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE BRAINS. 70 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:56,041 IT TAKES EXTRAORDINARY WILL AND DESIRE 71 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,075 TO BECOME A DOCTOR, JEFF. 72 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,710 MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT A MEDICAL CAREER. 73 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,680 IS THAT IT? YOU HAVE A CHOICE, YOU KNOW. 74 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,649 LIKE PRINCE CHARLES HAS A CHOICE. 75 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:05,284 STOP AVOIDING, JEFF. 76 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,219 YOU WANT TO BE A DOCTOR OR NOT? 77 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:09,788 YOU CAN TELL ME THE TRUTH. 78 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:10,923 NO. 79 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:11,823 AHH. 80 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:12,624 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MOTHER? 81 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:16,128 MON, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I WANT TO DO. 82 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:18,463 I DON'T KNOW. I NEVER DARED THINK ABOUT IT. 83 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,566 ALL MY LIFE YOU EXPECTED ME TO BE A DOCTOR. 84 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:23,735 FOR MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY I BEGGED YOU FOR A FIRE ENGINE. 85 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:24,937 YOU GAVE ME AN AMBULANCE. 86 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:26,538 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 87 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,007 I NEVER HAD A CHOICE. 88 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:29,775 I DID IT! 89 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:30,976 I FOUND A SCHOOL THAT WILL TAKE HIM! 90 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,911 HE MADE IT! WE CAN ALL RELAX. 91 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,112 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 92 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,047 IT'S THE LUCKIEST DAY IN OUR LIFE. 93 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:38,483 SEE, JEFF? IT WAS MEANT TO BE. 94 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,953 YUH...UM. 95 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,654 YEAH, UH, GREAT. 96 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,957 GREAT, DAD. GOOD JOB. EXCELLENT. 97 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:46,758 WHERE, MIAMI? 98 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,093 FARTHER SOUTH. 99 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,661 SOUTH OF MIAMI? 100 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,196 IT'S GONNA COST ME AN ARM AND A LEG, 101 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:54,700 BUT YOU'LL HAVE A DEGREE IN FOUR YEARS. 102 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,635 SOUTH OF MIAMI? 103 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,967 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE LANDED IN SAN VICENTE. 104 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,770 PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL THE PILOT 105 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:35,307 BRINGS THE PLANE TO A COMPLETE STOP. 106 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,743 [SCREEEEECH] 107 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:45,917 [SPEAKING SPANISH OVER LOUDSPEAKER] 108 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,601 MOMEMTO. 109 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:11,943 [SHOUTING IN SPANISH] 110 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:17,849 HEY! 111 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:18,750 HEY! STAY AWAY FROM HIM! 112 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,653 I TOLD YOU GUYS THOSE AMERICANS ARE MINE. 113 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,688 COME WITH PEPE. 114 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,990 STAY AWAY FROM THOSE GUYS. THEY'RE ROBBERS. 115 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,692 THEY TAKE YOU MILES OUT OF YOUR WAY 116 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,427 AND THEY'LL CHARGE YOU DOUBLE. 117 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,262 ME? I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT WHERE YOU'RE GOING 118 00:05:30,264 --> 00:05:31,563 FOR THE SAME PRICE. 119 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,931 THANKS! 120 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,106 IS THIS VALENCIA? 121 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:41,973 NO, NO. 122 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:45,043 THIS IS THE SUBURB, VALENCIA HEIGHTS. 123 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,878 IT'S MORE EXPENSIVE TO LIVE OUT HERE 124 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,381 BUT YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. 125 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:07,599 I'M TELLING YOU, 126 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:10,535 VALENCIA'S GOT EVERYTHING YOU'D POSSIBLY WANT-- 127 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,970 THEATERS, RESTAURANTS. 128 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,706 YOU LIKE TO EAT? YOU LIKE ROAST BEEF? 129 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,707 SEE THAT RESTAURANT OVER THERE? 130 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,477 LET ME TELL YOU, THE BEST FRIED ROAST BEEF IN THE WORLD. 131 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:21,113 IF YOU LIKE MOVIES, WE GOT THREE GREAT MOVIES 132 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:22,748 PLAYING RIGHT NOW. 133 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:37,195 I KNOW THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE A PIECE OF WOOD TO YOU, 134 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,364 BUT THAT TABLE HAS BEEN IN MY FAMILY 135 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:40,932 SINCE THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR. 136 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:43,101 AND WATCH HOW YOU HANDLE THAT BIG TRUNK. 137 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,903 THOSE ARE MY PILLS. 138 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,310 HELLO. 139 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:55,147 IS SOMEONE IN HERE? 140 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,517 OH. 141 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:03,822 OH, MY GOD. 142 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:11,263 OH, I CAN'T LIVE HERE. 143 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:19,204 SHH... 144 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,374 UH! 145 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:24,009 MORE FILTH! 146 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,445 [GROAN] 147 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:29,281 THANKS A LOT, DAD! 148 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,185 GEE! 149 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:36,221 OOH! 150 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:37,989 OOH, GOD. 151 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,925 OOOOH! OOH! 152 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:44,996 STEADY, AMIGOS! THAT'S A HOCKNEY, 153 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,298 NOT A CHRIST ON VELVET. 154 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,532 GLADSTONE. 155 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:48,133 MARX. 156 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:52,204 FELLAS, WAIT FOR ME. I'LL GET THE DOOR. 157 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,541 MOMENTITO. 158 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:57,943 OK. 159 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:02,280 HOLA. HI, CAN I HELP YOU? 160 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,950 HI, YEAH. I'M JEFF MARX FROM ACROSS THE HALL. 161 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:06,017 HI. COOKIE KATZ. 162 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,419 WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU'RE SHAKING. 163 00:08:07,421 --> 00:08:11,857 THERE'S A BUG OR A ROACH OR SOMETHING IN MY BATHROOM. 164 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,024 SO, STEP ON IT. 165 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,926 IT'S BIGGER THAN MY FOOT. 166 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:15,560 [COUGH] 167 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:17,362 CLASSES ARE OVERCROWDED. 168 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,564 IT'S TWO TO A DESK. 169 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:22,434 THE LAB EQUIPMENT IS OUTDATED. 170 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:25,570 THE SCHOOL HAS ONLY ONE CADAVER. 171 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,405 IT'S THE SAME ONE THEY'VE BEEN USING 172 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,007 SINCE THE PLACE OPENED. 173 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,809 IT IS REALLY GROSS. 174 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,278 THE SCHOOL SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE. WELL IT IS, 175 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,814 BUT THE DEGREE IS REAL. 176 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,449 GARCIA! 177 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:39,317 PRESENTE! 178 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,886 PETERS! 179 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:42,687 PRESENTE! 180 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,590 FUEGA! 181 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,325 PRESENTE. 182 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,460 LUIS! 183 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:50,428 PRESENTE. 184 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,663 BOLIVAR! 185 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,265 PRESENTE. 186 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,100 RIVERA! 187 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,135 PRESENTE. 188 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,107 RODRIGUEZ! 189 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,175 [ TOGETHER ] PRESENTE! 190 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,013 JUAN RODRIGUEZ. 191 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,347 PRESENTE! 192 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:11,449 YOU MUST BE RAUL? 193 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,084 PRESENTE. 194 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,653 PARKER! 195 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,988 PRESENTE! 196 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,423 WOO! 197 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,225 WOO! 198 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,661 [TWEET!] 199 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,229 MARREX. 200 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,899 MARREX. 201 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,269 HEFFREY MARREX. 202 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,071 I THINK THAT'S YOU. 203 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,206 OH, I'M... WHAT'S MY NAME AGAIN? 204 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,741 JUST SAY PRESENTE. 205 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:37,943 PRESENTE. 206 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,744 [ SPEAKING IN SPANISH ] 207 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:01,399 THE CULTURE SHOCK CAN KILL YOU. 208 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,367 LAST YEAR, TWO AMERICANS 209 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,603 GOT IN A FISTFIGHT OVER TIME MAGAZINE. 210 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,738 NO. YEAH. ACTUAL HITTING. 211 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,373 YOU KNOW, OF ALL THE FOREIGN STUDENTS 212 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:11,142 THAT CAME IN LAST YEAR I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT. 213 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,410 WELL, YOU MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONE LEFT 214 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,345 AFTER THIS YEAR, TOO. 215 00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,580 ALL SHOES MUST BE BLACK, MARREX. 216 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,749 KEDS ARE NOT REGULATION. 217 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,485 YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T GET TO THAT REGULATION YET. 218 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,354 I'M ONLY ON PAGE 600. 219 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:25,056 TWO DEMERITS. 220 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,591 THANKS A LOT, SANDOVAL. 221 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,393 DEMERITS? IT'S LIKE CUB SCOUTS. 222 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,995 YEAH, WELL, YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL. 223 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,030 YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED 10 A SEMESTER. 224 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,498 BUENOS DНAS, AMIGOS. 225 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,000 HEY, CARLOS! 226 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,534 EVERYBODY, THIS IS CARLOS. 227 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,336 BUENOS DНAS, CARLOS. 228 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,771 SIT DOWN, MAN. 229 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,172 GRACIAS. 230 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:44,409 HOLA. 231 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:49,414 SO, WHERE YOU FROM DOWN HERE? 232 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,016 BRONX. 233 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,817 WHAT? THE BRONX. I DON'T GET IT. 234 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:53,952 NEW YORK. I'M PUERTO RICAN. 235 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,388 YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK? SHH! SHH! SHH! 236 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:57,689 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NATIVE. 237 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:58,323 SHHH! 238 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,090 GOOD. I'M PASSING. 239 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:03,561 SEE, FOREIGN STUDENTS LIKE YOU HAVE TO PAY $15,000 A SEMESTER. 240 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,398 LOCALS LIKE ME, WE PAY $3,000. 241 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,867 $3,000? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE 242 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,368 GETTING YOUR MONEY'S WORTH. 243 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,303 YEAH, WELL... 244 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:14,706 WHO RUNS THIS ASYLUM? 245 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,308 YOU'RE SITTING UNDER HIM. 246 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:30,355 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 247 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:55,447 OW! 248 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,816 BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME. 249 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,820 THOSE PANTS ARE TOO LOUD. 250 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,789 THE PANTS ARE TOO LOUD. 251 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:08,727 ¶ ESQUEALA... ¶ 252 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,362 ¶ MY HOMBRE... ¶ 253 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,567 THE HEART IS ALL WRONG. 254 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,103 HIS HEART IS ALL WRONG. 255 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:20,538 ¶ LIKE A LOLADO-- ¶ 256 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,140 ¶ LIKE A LO... ¶ 257 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,776 SHH! 258 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:35,720 ¶ MADERA, MADERA ¶ 259 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:41,092 ¶ MI MADRE, MI PADRE ¶ 260 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:45,196 ¶ MADERA, MADERA ¶ 261 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,364 OH, MY GOD. 262 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,032 WHAT HAPPENED? 263 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,200 HE FAINTED. 264 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,936 IS HE ALL RIGHT? IT'S OK, I'M A NURSE. 265 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,505 STOP! YOU DON'T HIT A MAN! 266 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:56,808 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 267 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,077 EXCUSE ME... 268 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,680 THAT'S ENOUGH SCHOOL FOR TODAY! 269 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,482 [ CHEERING ] WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 270 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,384 SUNSTROKE, I GUESS. 271 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,920 HEY, I'M JEFF, JEFF MARX. 272 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,054 LIZ, LIZ PARKER. 273 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,055 HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 274 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,324 YOU LIVE OVER THE DORMS? 275 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:13,925 YEAH. 276 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,260 GREAT ACCOMMODATIONS, HUH? 277 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,828 YES, THEY'RE NICE. VERY NICE. 278 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,831 UM, YOU WANT TO GO GRAB SOME COFFEE 279 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,299 OR SOME BOTTLED WATER OR SOMETHING? 280 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,168 NO, NO, I'VE GOT TOO MUCH STUDYING TO DO. 281 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,469 WELL, IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. 282 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,038 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, 283 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,139 ALL WORK AND NO PLAY. 284 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:32,143 YEAH? THAT'S WHAT I SAY, TOO. BYE-BYE. 285 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,244 SO TELL ME, ORTEGA, 286 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,079 WHY DO I GET THESE DIZZY SPELLS? 287 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,916 WHAT HAPPENED JUST PRIOR TO GETTING DIZZY? 288 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,551 CAN YOU DISCERN A PATTERN? 289 00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:40,652 NO. 290 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,621 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? 291 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:47,592 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A WIDOWER, RAMON? 292 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,127 SINCE MY WIFE DIED. 293 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,263 THAT'S FIVE YEARS AGO. ANY WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE? 294 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,364 MY MOTHER. 295 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,966 I MEANT IN A ROMANTIC SENSE. 296 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,302 NO. THE PURE ONES ARE TOO YOUNG. 297 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,803 THE REST ARE LOOSE. 298 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,572 ANY LOVERS? 299 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:01,472 NO. 300 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,707 WHORES? 301 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,608 TSH! 302 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,076 DO YOU MASTURBATE? 303 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,078 YOU'RE A DEGENERATE! 304 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:07,879 YOU KNOW, IN ENGLAND, 305 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,782 MANY VICTORIAN WOMEN EXPERIENCED DIZZY SPELLS 306 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:13,651 THOUGHT TO BE A RESULT OF SEXUAL REPRESSION. 307 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,653 THIS IS YOUR DIAGNOSIS? 308 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,622 SO NOW YOU'RE SIGMUND FREUD. 309 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,824 MY RELIGION FORBIDS FORNICATION 310 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:20,425 OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE, 311 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,427 AS DOES YOURS, DR. ORTEGA. 312 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,863 AND NOW, IF YOU'RE QUITE FINISHED, 313 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,464 I MUST GO. 314 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,932 RAMON. 315 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:28,566 RAMON! 316 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,836 MOTHER, MOTHER, LET ME HELP YOU. 317 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,172 HERE, MOTHER. COME. 318 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:37,475 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT TODAY? 319 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,576 ON THE PORCH. 320 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,714 ON THE PORCH. ON THE PORCH WE GO. 321 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,415 UGHH! 322 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,885 BYE. 323 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,419 GOOD-BYE, ORTEGA. 324 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,722 WHEN WILL YOU BE HOME? 325 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,424 AFTER SCHOOL. GOOD-BYE. 326 00:14:57,429 --> 00:15:00,064 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 327 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,411 WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT HERE? 328 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:17,782 [SPEAKING RAPIDLY IN SPANISH] 329 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,228 OH! 330 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,229 OH! 331 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,363 AAH! 332 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,466 WHOA! I GOT YOU. 333 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,368 YOU ALL RIGHT? 334 00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:39,771 I THINK WE SHOULD BEGIN PUEBLO DAY-- 335 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,806 THAT'S WHAT I CALL MY FIELD TRIP IDEA. 336 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:42,273 PUEBLO DAY. 337 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,309 BECAUSE, WE'LL BE GOING INTO A PUEBLO VILLAGE. 338 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,377 YOU SEE, WE SEND THE STUDENTS TO A VILLAGE, 339 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,146 BRINGING MEDICAL AID TO THE PEASANTS. 340 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,147 IT'S HUMANITARIAN. 341 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,682 AND THE PUBLICITY WILL MAKE US 342 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,384 THE MOST FAMOUS SCHOOL IN LATIN AMERICA. 343 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:53,685 I FEEL-- 344 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:56,854 WHAT DO THE AMERICAN STUDENTS THINK OF MY SCHOOL, GOMEZ? 345 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:57,755 WHAT? 346 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,425 DON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME? 347 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,726 SANDOVAL REPORTS 348 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,194 THEY FEEL THE CLASSES ARE TOO SLOW. 349 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:08,666 ONE STUDENT REFERRED TO IT AS A MICKEY MOUSE SCHOOL. 350 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:12,303 MICKEY MOUSE? THE CARTOON MOUSE? 351 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,939 THAT'S THE ONLY MICKEY MOUSE I KNOW. 352 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,975 WHO SAID THIS, THE GIRL? 353 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:17,442 WHICH GIRL? 354 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,744 PARKER, THE ONE WHO SLAPPED ME. 355 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:23,047 OH. NO, IT WAS ONE OF THE BOYS. 356 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,615 [BELL RINGS] 357 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,584 I FEEL THAT PUEBLO DAY SHOULD BEGIN 358 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,386 WITH A GREAT SPEECH BY YOU. 359 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,854 THEN WE WILL SEND THE STUDENTS 360 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:30,288 INTO A VILLAGE 361 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,190 WHERE THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN A DOCTOR 362 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,658 BEFORE IN THEIR LIVES. 363 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,026 SLOW? WHAT? 364 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,361 THEY THINK THAT WE'RE SLOW, 365 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,962 THEY THINK THAT WE'RE MICKEY MICE? 366 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,498 LET'S SEE HOW FAST THEY ARE. 367 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,000 SCHEDULE EXAMINATIONS. 368 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,768 CERTAINLY. FOR WHEN? 369 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:44,702 TOMORROW. 370 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,570 ATENCION, ESTUDIANTES, 371 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,271 LA UNIVERSIDAD DE MADERA [ CONTINUES IN SPANISH ] 372 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,541 LOOK, I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, I DON'T LIKE RULES. 373 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,876 SHH! SHH! 374 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,144 MAСANA A LAS 8:00. 375 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,979 [ CONTINUES IN SPANISH ] 376 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:55,913 HOLY SHIT! 377 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,950 HOLY SHIT! WE'VE GOT AN EXAM TOMORROW. 378 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,685 ALREADY? 379 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,058 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN THIS ALL IN ONE NIGHT? 380 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,526 SURPRISE EXAM. I CAN'T DO THIS. 381 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,864 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS A PAIN IN THE ASS. 382 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:17,368 I'M GOING TO HAVE A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK. 383 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:27,812 NIGHT-NIGHT. 384 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,047 YOU FINISHED STUDYING? 385 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,549 SURE. I'VE GOT A STUDY BUDDY. 386 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,583 WHO? BENNY. 387 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,553 BENNY? BENNY. I DON'T KNOW A BENNY. 388 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,956 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SPEEDY BENNY, 389 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,826 MY ONE-A-DAY VITAMIN FOR THE BRAIN. 390 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,161 UPPERS. THAT'S RIGHT. 391 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,530 ONE A DAY? HOW DO YOU SLEEP? 392 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,864 DROP A LUDE. 393 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,833 PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY'S MY FIELD. 394 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,169 SURGERY IS OBSOLETE, JEFF. 395 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,938 DRUGS ARE THE FUTURE OF MEDICINE. 396 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,940 Y'ALL WANT ONE? 397 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,043 MM-HMM. 398 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,347 [MUSIC BLARES] 399 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,724 ¶ OH, I LEFT A GOOD JOB IN THE CITY ¶ 400 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,661 ¶ WORKIN' FOR THE MAN EVERY NIGHT AND DAY ¶ 401 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,963 ¶ AND I NEVER LOST ONE MINUTE OF SLEEPIN' ¶ 402 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:22,066 ¶ WORRYIN' ABOUT THE WAY THINGS MIGHT HAVE BEEN ¶ 403 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,502 ¶ BIG WHEEL KEEP ON TURNIN' ¶ 404 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,036 ¶ TURNIN' ¶ 405 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,405 ¶ PROUD MARY KEEP ON BURNIN' ¶ 406 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,439 ¶ BURNIN' ¶ 407 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,407 ¶ ROLLIN' ¶ 408 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,641 ¶ ROLLIN' ¶ 409 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,643 ¶ ROLLIN' ON THE RIVER ¶ 410 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,411 ¶ GO 'HEAD NOW ¶ 411 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,645 ¶ ROLLIN' ¶ ¶ ROLLIN' ¶ 412 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,080 ¶ AND WE'RE ROLLIN' ¶ ¶ YEAH ¶ 413 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:38,216 ¶ ROLLIN' ON THE RIVER ¶ 414 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,218 ¶ GIVE A TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT ¶ 415 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,387 ¶ TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT ¶ 416 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,393 ¶ OOOOO... ¶¶ 417 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,028 THIS IS THE INTERNATIONAL OPERATOR. 418 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,597 PLEASE DEPOSIT 1,000 MORE PESOS. 419 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:56,567 I DON'T HAVE 1,000 MORE PESOS. 420 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:56,834 OK. 421 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,537 OH, GOOD. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 422 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:00,938 THIS IS THE MARX RESIDENCE... 423 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,773 DAD! THIS IS ME, JEFF. LISTEN. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT SCHOOL, AND I WAS WRONG. 424 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,743 I LOVE IT DOWN HERE. I GOT A MILLION IDEAS AND I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO. 425 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,677 ...NOT HOME RIGHT NOW. 426 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,746 IF IT'S A MEDICAL EMERGENCY, 427 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:12,984 OUR BEEPER NUMBERS ARE 555-2201 AND 2. 428 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:13,551 WAIT FOR THE BEEP. 429 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,285 [RAPIDLY] DAD, THIS IS ME, JEFF. 430 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,755 LISTEN, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT SCHOOL. I WAS WRONG, AND I GOT A MILLION IDEAS 431 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:18,022 [BEEP] 432 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,590 DAD! LISTEN IT'S ME, JEFF. LISTEN, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT SCHOOL. 433 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,260 I WAS WRONG AND I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO, DAD. I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO 434 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:22,860 SPECIALIZE IN. 435 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:23,794 EVERYTHING! NOBODY DOES THAT! 436 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,796 ISN'T THAT GREAT? WAIT A MINUTE, DAD. 437 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,231 WE COULD BE PARTNERS. MARX AND SON. 438 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:30,635 WE COULD OPEN UP THOUSANDS OF CLINICS. FRANCHISE LIKE MCDONALDS. 439 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,936 [BEEP] 440 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,037 DAD? 441 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,572 HELLO? 442 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,940 I LOST HIM. 443 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,808 HE'S GONE. HE'S GONE. THE GUY'S GONE. 444 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,443 OH, WAIT. OK, FINE. 445 00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,545 WHAT HAVEN'T I DONE? 446 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,547 WHAT HAVEN'T I DONE? 447 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,382 STUDIED. OH, SHH... 448 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:49,120 UH... [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 449 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,133 MUSCULOS DE... 450 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,270 [BUZZ] 451 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,705 UH! 452 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,173 UH, NO! 453 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,142 UH! 454 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,212 OOMPH! 455 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:25,656 OK. 456 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,694 YOU KNOW THE MATERIAL. 457 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,629 YOU'RE READY. 458 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,198 AAH! 459 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,933 AAH! 460 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,105 [BELL RINGS] 461 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:52,183 YOU CAN WORK AND PLAY. 462 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,572 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 463 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,145 YOU'RE IN MY SEAT. 464 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,147 WHAT? OH. 465 00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:25,616 SORRY. 466 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,085 EMPIEZE EL EXAMEN. 467 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,105 GRACIAS. 468 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,916 HOW DID YOU DO? 469 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,118 PARDON. PARDON. PARDON. 470 00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:38,122 HA HA! GOT MY 95, YOU? 471 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,759 AUSENTE? WHAT'S AUSENTE MEAN? 472 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,361 THAT'S SPANISH FOR ABSENT. 473 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,262 BUT YOU WERE THERE, WEREN'T YOU? 474 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,231 YEAH, I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. 475 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,632 CERVANTES! DR. CERVANTES. 476 00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,601 LOOK, SANDOVAL WROTE ME ABSENT BY MISTAKE. 477 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,803 I WANT YOU TO COME TO DR. MADERA WITH ME. 478 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,172 NO, NO, NO. NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 479 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,442 I SAT IN THE WRONG SEAT. [ ARGUING ] 480 00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:00,711 DR. CERVANTES, PLEASE! 481 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,113 I'M SORRY. 482 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,314 PLEEEEASE! 483 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:04,281 NO! 484 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:06,784 IT WON'T DO ANY GOOD. 485 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:10,621 DR. MADERA IS A COMPLETE UNREASONABLE MAN. 486 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,289 BUENOS DНAS, SEСOR. 487 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,858 BUENOS DIAS, SEСORITA. 488 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:16,761 ME LLAMO JEFF-- HEFFREY MARREX. 489 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:19,296 OF COURSE, MR. MARX. 490 00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,865 HEY, YOU PRONOUNCED IT RIGHT. 491 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:21,999 YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE SO FAR. 492 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:26,170 WELL, I LEARNED ENGLISH BY SEEING YOUR FILMS 493 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,973 AND READING YOUR CLASSICS. 494 00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:31,742 YEAH. UM, IS DR. MADERA IN? 495 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,011 THE DOCTOR IS ALL TIED UP RIGHT NOW. 496 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,179 OH, PLEASE. PLEASE. 497 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,748 IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I SEE HIM IN ANOTHER-- 498 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,317 THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL WATCH. IS IT A ROLEX? 499 00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:44,355 IT LOOKS SO NICE ON YOUR LUSTY ARM. 500 00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:47,191 THERE ARE MANY BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN AMERICA. 501 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:51,262 I OFTEN DREAM OF BEING THERE. 502 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,430 SO DO I. 503 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:55,332 THE PUEBLO I HAVE CHOSEN FOR PUEBLO DAY 504 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:57,268 IS THE VILLAGE OF SAN AGUSTIN. 505 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,069 IT IS VERY PRIMITIVE, VERY REMOTE, 506 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,038 AND THE PEASANTS HAVE NEVER SEEN A DOCTOR 507 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,206 IN THEIR LIVES, SO THEY WON'T OBJECT 508 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,707 TO BEING TREATED BY MEDICAL STUDENTS. 509 00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:06,977 I AM SENDING A SELECT GROUP OF STUDENTS, 510 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:08,212 INCLUDING THE AMERICANS. 511 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,413 IT WILL MAKE FOR GREAT DRAMA 512 00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:12,216 AND GUARANTEE PUBLICITY. 513 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:16,153 IT COULD PUT US RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE MEXICANS. 514 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,855 HOW MUCH WILL IT COST? 515 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:18,989 JUST GAS MONEY AND MEDICATION. 516 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:22,293 NO, NO, NO. NO MEDICATION BECAUSE THEY'RE ONLY STUDENTS. 517 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,195 I MEAN, WHAT IF THEY HURT SOMEBODY? 518 00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:26,297 NO MEDICATION? 519 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:31,202 IT'S JUST GAS MONEY, THEN. 520 00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:43,881 HAVE THESE DRUG REQUISITIONS FILLED AT THE PHARMACY, 521 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:47,451 THEN DELIVER THEM TO THE INFIRMARY. 522 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:05,302 MARIA, IT'S A GREAT DAY. 523 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:08,339 ¶ MADERA, MADERA... ¶¶ 524 00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:11,742 THE DOCTOR IS FREE NOW. 525 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:14,912 HELLO. 526 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:16,313 WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 527 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,115 I'M A FIRST-YEAR STUDENT, SIR 528 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:21,785 AND IT'S ABOUT MY ANATOMY EXAM. UM, SANDOVAL-- 529 00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:24,121 I SAT IN THE WRONG SEAT DURING ATTENDANCE, 530 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:25,856 AND HE MARKED ME ABSENT BY MISTAKE. 531 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,157 AND, AS YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF, 532 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:29,126 HERE'S MY TEST. IF YOU JUST LOOK AT IT. 533 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:32,129 THERE'S MY NAME, THE DATE, THE GRADE, A 96. 534 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:35,032 AND DR. CERVANTES WILL VERIFY THAT I WAS THERE 535 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,467 AND I TOOK THE EXAM. DR. CERVANTES? 536 00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:39,270 SI. I REMEMBER HIM. 537 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:40,104 THANK YOU, SIR. 538 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:43,841 THE RECORD STANDS. THE GRADE REMAINS AN ABSENT. 539 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:47,545 SIR, I FAIL TO SEE THE LOGIC HERE. 540 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:49,480 DR. CERVANTES JUST-- 541 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:52,016 WELL, IN ANY EVENT, CERVANTES-- 542 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:54,151 CERVANTES HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ATTENDANCE. 543 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,053 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT IT'S OBVIOUS I TOOK THE TEST-- 544 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,088 YOU WANT CERVANTES TO TAKE THE ATTENDANCE 545 00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,423 AND SANDOVAL TO TEACH THE CLASS? 546 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:00,357 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 547 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,394 THEN EVERYTHING IS IN ORDER. DISMISSED. 548 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,261 SIR! IF YOU JUST TAKE A LOOK. 549 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,329 YOU SEE MY NAME, THE DATE, THE GRADE-- 550 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:08,299 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO YOU BEHAVE LIKE THIS? 551 00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:10,034 HERE I GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO STUDY 552 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:12,036 IN ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREAT MEDICAL SCHOOLS, 553 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:14,438 SOON TO BECOME FAMOUS, AND YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD! 554 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,373 A DOCTOR MUST BE A MAN! 555 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:19,243 YES, I COULD HAVE TAKEN YOU AT YOUR WORD 556 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,844 AND ACCEPTED YOUR EXAMINATION, 557 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:22,279 BUT THAT WOULD BE THE EASY WAY OUT. 558 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:25,316 FROM MY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN MEDICAL SCHOOL 559 00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:27,851 I CAN TELL YOU THAT ADVERSITY BUILDS CHARACTER. 560 00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:31,922 SOON, YOU WILL THANK ME FOR THIS. 561 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:36,460 I AM WAITING. 562 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:41,932 THANK YOU? 563 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,835 YOU'RE WELCOME. DISMISSED. 564 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:49,473 PUEBLO DAY! 565 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:52,543 A GREAT DAY IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTITUTION. 566 00:26:52,545 --> 00:26:55,546 A PROUD DAY AT MADERA UNIVERSITY. 567 00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:59,984 FOR TODAY, WE SEND OUT ADMINISTERING ANGELS 568 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,986 TO GIVE MEDICAL ATTENTION 569 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:05,022 TO POOR PEASANTS IN THE COUNTRYSIDE, 570 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:09,526 PEOPLE WHO CANNOT AFFORD TO COME TO US. 571 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:10,461 SO WHAT DO WE DO? 572 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,429 WE SEND YOU OUT TO THEM 573 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:16,667 SO THAT YOU CAN ADMINISTER THIS ATTENTION TO THEM 574 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:19,069 IN THEIR OWN ENVIRONMENT. 575 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:21,271 YES, YOU, 576 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:24,975 THE FIRST DOCTORS IN THEIR LIVES. 577 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:28,679 DOES UCLA DO A THING LIKE THIS? 578 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:29,213 NO. 579 00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:33,550 DOES JOHN HOPKINS DO A THING LIKE THIS? 580 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:34,284 NO. 581 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:38,222 BUT IN THE GREAT MADERA UNIVERSITY TRADITION 582 00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:42,159 OF PROVIDING THE BEST MEDICAL TRAINING 583 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,094 FOR ITS STUDENTS, 584 00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:45,663 IN MY PERSONAL COMMITMENT 585 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:48,298 TO IMPROVING THE QUALITY OF LIFE 586 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,466 FOR ALL PEOPLE, 587 00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:52,336 TOGETHER WE STRIVE TO RELIEVE THE PAIN 588 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:55,706 AND SUFFERING OF A DISEASED WORLD. 589 00:27:55,708 --> 00:28:00,110 GO IN PEACE, MY STUDENTS, AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU. 590 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:03,180 YOU ARE NOW ENTERING SAN AGUSTIN, 591 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,115 YOUR PUEBLO ASSIGNMENT. 592 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:06,216 YOU WILL BE GRADED. 593 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:09,053 SO, PLEASE CONDUCT YOURSELVES IN THE WAYS 594 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:11,622 OF EVERYDAY SCHOOL. 595 00:28:11,624 --> 00:28:17,261 IN CHARGE TODAY ARE MYSELF AND DR. DIAZ. 596 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,464 ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS? 597 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:21,365 YEAH. 598 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,399 MARREX. 599 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,667 UH... 600 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:25,302 ARE WE DOCTORS? 601 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:28,072 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION, MARREX. 602 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:30,074 ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 603 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:34,478 [BELLS RINGING] 604 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:45,956 AVER, SEСOR GOMEZ, UNA FOTO. 605 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,058 QUICKLY, QUICKLY. COME ON. COME ON, COME ON. OVER HERE. 606 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,828 PLEASE WAIT BY THE SCHOOL. WAIT BY THE SCHOOL. 607 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,429 COME ON. QUICKLY, PLEASE. THANK YOU. 608 00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:54,098 GOOD, GOOD. COME ON, STUDENTS. 609 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:56,066 EVERYBODY. PLEASE. LET'S GROUP TO LOCATION. 610 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,268 SН. BACK UP, PLEASE. [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 611 00:28:58,270 --> 00:28:59,903 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. YOU BEHIND. 612 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:03,307 GOOD, COME OVER HERE. THIS WILL MAKE A NICE PICTURE. 613 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:05,676 COME ON. GET TOGETHER, PLEASE. 614 00:29:05,678 --> 00:29:09,079 AND THEY WERE NEVER SEEN AGAIN. 615 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:12,282 OIGA, SEСOR DOCTOR. 616 00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:13,717 HI. 617 00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:16,120 BUENOS DНAS. 618 00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:17,488 BUENOS DНAS. 619 00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:19,189 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 620 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:21,525 THIS IS A PRISON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 621 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:23,527 YEAH, WE'LL WAIT ON THE BUS. 622 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,562 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 623 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:27,531 NOBODY TOLD US ANYTHING ABOUT A PRISON. 624 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,333 SO, WHAT? THEY NEED DOCTORS, TOO. 625 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,802 BUT WE'RE NOT DOCTORS. COME ON, 626 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:35,205 OR YOU GET A FAILING GRADE. 627 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:36,607 AAH! HA HA! 628 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:40,077 YA YA YA YA! 629 00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:44,314 THEY LOOK HEALTHY TO ME. LET'S GO. 630 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:48,118 WE CAN'T. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 631 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,486 YOU START. 632 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,054 WHY ME? WHAT DO I KNOW? 633 00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,189 YOUR FATHER'S A DOCTOR. 634 00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,791 YOU MUST HAVE WATCHED HIM TREAT PEOPLE. 635 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:55,592 HIS PATIENTS AREN'T SICK. 636 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:56,560 HE'S A PLASTIC SURGEON. 637 00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,862 I DON'T THINK ANY OF THESE GUYS ARE INTERESTED 638 00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:01,765 IN HAVING THEIR BOOBS LIFTED. 639 00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:07,237 IF ANY OF YOU, UH, FEEL BAD, 640 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,772 OR IF YOU THINK 641 00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:11,341 THAT ANYTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU, 642 00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,243 STEP FORWARD. 643 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:20,350 ANYTHING HURT OR BOTHER YOU, PEDRO? 644 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,820 ABAJO. 645 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:24,254 DOWN WHERE? 646 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:27,357 COME ON, YOU CAN TELL ME. 647 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:29,092 UH, BAD MEMBER. 648 00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:31,428 [ ALL AGREEING IN SPANISH ] 649 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,397 BAD MEMBER. 650 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,165 SН. I UNDERSTAND. 651 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,734 DOES IT HURT WHEN YOU URINATE? 652 00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:39,636 UH...WHEN YOU PEE? 653 00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:41,839 YOU KNOW-- PSSSS, OWW! 654 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:44,174 YEAH? YEAH. 655 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,576 I KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 656 00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:47,044 WE'VE GOT THAT IN TULSA, TOO. 657 00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:51,515 EASY TO FIX. THANK YOU. 658 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:52,716 NEXT. 659 00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:54,852 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 660 00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:57,254 BAD MEMBER. 661 00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:00,457 OH, DR. MARX? 662 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:01,692 SН. 663 00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:04,161 CONSULTATION, POR FAVOR. 664 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,296 MOMENTITO. 665 00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:17,574 JUST PUT YOUR HAND ON YOUR CHIN 666 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:21,311 AND NOD KNOWINGLY AS WE TALK, OK? 667 00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:24,214 WHAT DOES YOUR PATIENT HAVE? 668 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:24,748 MY PATIENT'S A MUTE. 669 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,216 I CAN'T FIND OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM. 670 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,585 THE MAN'S A MUTE-- I DON'T KNOW. 671 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:30,420 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING I THINK HE DOES HAVE, 672 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:33,390 AND THAT'S THE CLAP. THEY'VE ALL GOT IT HERE. 673 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,759 I WONDER WHERE THEY GOT IT. 674 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:37,527 HEY! EXCUSE ME! 675 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:40,264 HEY, YOU TWO, COME WITH ME. 676 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:43,300 IT'S AN EMERGENCY! COME! 677 00:31:46,371 --> 00:31:48,372 DR. DIAZ, THESE MEN NEED SHOTS. 678 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:49,539 I THINK THEY'VE ALL GOT V.D. 679 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:50,507 WE HAVE NO MEDICINE. 680 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,276 ALL WE HAVE IS A HYPODERMIC FOR YOU 681 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:53,644 TO PRACTICE WITH USING WATER. 682 00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:54,945 IT'S JUST FOR PUBLICITY. 683 00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:57,514 WHAT'S GOING ON? 684 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,283 WHERE DO YOU THINK HE'S TAKING US? 685 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:01,418 I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT PRIVY TO THEIR AGENDA. 686 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,387 WELL, ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN THAT PRISON. 687 00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:05,255 FOLLOW HIM. 688 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,424 VAMOS, VAMOS. 689 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:09,626 WRONG AGAIN, JEFF. 690 00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:10,861 I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 691 00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:12,462 ME, TOO. GO WITH HIM! 692 00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:13,897 ALONE? JUST US? 693 00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:17,567 GO! THERE'S A MAN TOO SICK TO BE MOVED! 694 00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:19,369 BUENOS DНAS, SENOR. 695 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:20,270 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 696 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,405 COME. WE GO, WE GO, WE GO. 697 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,307 BE RIGHT WITH YOU. HE'S WEARING A GUN. 698 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:26,777 TWO. ALL RIGHT, HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN A MULE BEFORE? 699 00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:28,946 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS, A MULE? 700 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:32,683 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 701 00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:38,555 [GROANING] I'VE GOT NO FEELING LEFT IN MY BALLS. 702 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:39,456 THEY'RE COMPLETELY NUMB. 703 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,191 YOU'RE LUCKY. MINE AREN'T. 704 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:42,526 OH, HERE COMES A TREE, DENNIS. 705 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:43,527 STAY AWAY FROM THE TREE. 706 00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:45,829 DON'T TELL ME, TELL THE MULE! 707 00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:48,131 THIS SCHOOL OWES ME A NEW PAIR OF GLASSES. 708 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,800 DENNIS, CAN'T YOU STEER HIM ANY BETTER? 709 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:52,369 STEER HIM? HE'S NOT A CAR! 710 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:53,570 CACTUS, CACTUS. 711 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,305 THIS IS FUN, HUH? 712 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:56,406 YEAH. ONE DAY WE'LL HAVE TO GO 713 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:59,776 TO THE GRAND CANYON TOGETHER. 714 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:00,811 WE'RE HERE. 715 00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:03,413 OH, THIS IS IT, HUH? FIRST HOUSE CALL. 716 00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:04,982 HOW DO I GET OFF THIS THING? 717 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:07,517 THE SAME WAY YOU GOT ON. 718 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:08,885 OH. OH! 719 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:10,754 OH, WATCH IT. 720 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:11,288 HURRY, HURRY. 721 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:15,025 HOPE THIS PLACE HAS A JACUZZI. COME ON, MY FATHER IS VERY SICK. 722 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:17,728 YEAH? WE'RE NOT FEELING SO GREAT, EITHER. 723 00:33:17,730 --> 00:33:20,731 [WHEEZING] 724 00:33:20,733 --> 00:33:23,900 LOS DOCTORES ESTAN AQUI YA, PADRE. 725 00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:26,370 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 726 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,472 HELP HIM, PLEASE. 727 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:31,475 [WHEEZING] 728 00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:32,576 THIS GUY'S DYING! 729 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:35,312 NICE BEDSIDE MANNER, DENNIS. 730 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:36,947 DAMN, I CAN'T FIND A PULSE. 731 00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:37,714 I THINK HIS HEART STOPPED. 732 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,649 WHAT DO WE DO? LET'S CALL A DOCTOR. 733 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:40,684 WE'RE THE DOCTOR. 734 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,085 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH. 735 00:33:42,087 --> 00:33:43,320 YOU START A HEART MASSAGE. 736 00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:45,489 ALL RIGHT. ONE, TWO... 737 00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:47,090 WHOA! 738 00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:49,459 WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU? 739 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:52,195 LET GO OF ME! COME ON! 740 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,431 COME ONE, COME ON, COME ON. 741 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:55,899 THIS MAN NEEDS A DOCTOR. 742 00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:57,367 WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 743 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,168 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE. 744 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:02,339 COME BACK TO LIFE. COME ON, MAN! BREATHE, BREATHE, BREATHE. 745 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:04,574 I DON'T GET ANYTHING, MAN. 746 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:06,676 I DON'T GET ANYTHING. COME BACK! 747 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,879 DEN, DEN, DEN. 748 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:11,048 IT'S OVER. 749 00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:17,120 SEСOR, WE ARE VERY SORRY. 750 00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:18,855 WE'RE VERY SORRY. 751 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:19,923 WE'RE VERY SORRY. 752 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:24,361 HE WAS VERY SICK, OBVIOUSLY, AND... 753 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,930 WE WERE, WE WERE TOO LATE. 754 00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:27,664 YES. 755 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,299 UH, HE'S...HE'S DEAD. 756 00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:31,034 SI. MUERTOS. 757 00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:33,537 їMUERTO? IMUERTO! 758 00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:34,604 SН. WE COULDN'T HELP. 759 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:39,076 YOU! YOU KILL MY FATHER! 760 00:34:39,078 --> 00:34:40,310 NO, NO. NO, NO. 761 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:44,681 NO, WE DIDN'T KILL HIM. HE DIDN'T HAVE A HEARTBEAT. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 762 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:47,717 WE WERE JUST TRYING TO BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE. 763 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,687 THERE IS NO SUCH THING! 764 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:51,788 [GUNSHOT] 765 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,457 NO, JESUS! 766 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:53,957 [GUNSHOT] 767 00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:55,559 OH, GOD! ARE YOU HIT? ARE YOU HIT? 768 00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:59,096 NO, YOU ARE! OH, MY GOD! [ SCREAMING ] 769 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:01,832 AAH! AAH! 770 00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:05,869 WHO MADE THIS BANDAGE? 771 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:07,737 IT SMELLS LIKE A CAESAR SALAD. 772 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,639 THE WITCH DOCTOR. 773 00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:13,643 I SPIT ON HER ARM THREE TIMES 774 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:16,046 AND DANCED ALL NIGHT. 775 00:35:16,048 --> 00:35:18,815 AND THAT DIDN'T WORK, HUH? 776 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,684 MOMENTITO. 777 00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:22,319 EXCUSE ME. 778 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:22,586 YEAH. 779 00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:25,489 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CUT. WHAT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE TO YOU? 780 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:27,390 LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF A RASH. 781 00:35:27,392 --> 00:35:30,527 YEAH, YEAH, THAT WAS MY DIAGNOSIS, TOO. 782 00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,062 IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. 783 00:35:32,064 --> 00:35:34,164 SEСOR GOMEZ? 784 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,699 IS THERE ANY CORTISONE? 785 00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:37,534 WE DIDN'T BRING ANY. 786 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,603 NO CORTISONE? 787 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:40,170 NO. 788 00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:42,706 SEСOR GOMEZ, THIS GIRL'S WOUND IS INFECTED. 789 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:43,807 WHERE'S THE TETANUS? 790 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,142 NO TETANUS. 791 00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:46,042 NO TETANUS? 792 00:35:46,044 --> 00:35:47,511 UH, LOWER YOUR VOICE. NEXT TIME. 793 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:50,614 WHY ARE WE HERE IF WE CAN'T HELP? 794 00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:51,481 їGOMEZ, QUE PASA? 795 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:54,050 PUBLIC RELATIONS. PERHAPS NEXT TIME. 796 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,785 PUBLIC RELATIONS? 797 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:57,154 PLEASE, LOWER YOUR VOICE. 798 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:59,689 QUICK! ONE OF THE STUDENTS IS DEAD! 799 00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:02,893 PLEASE, LOWER YOUR VOICE! 800 00:36:02,895 --> 00:36:04,895 TAKE HIM OFF THERE. 801 00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:07,164 GET HIM DOWN OFF THERE! 802 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:09,199 I NEED A LUDE! I NEED A LUDE! 803 00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:14,104 IT WAS THAT DAMN BANDIT FRIEND OF DIAZ'S! 804 00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:18,008 TURN HIM OVER. TURN HIM OVER. 805 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:20,610 DIAZ, YOU'LL BE IN THE SUIT! 806 00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:24,447 EVERYBODY CLEAR OUT AND GIVE HIM SOME AIR. PLEASE, NO PICTURES. PLEASE. 807 00:36:24,449 --> 00:36:26,750 OW! OH. 808 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,754 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 809 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:31,988 I TOLD YOU ALREADY. 810 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,858 TELL ME AGAIN. JEFF. 811 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,459 WHERE ARE YOU FROM, JEFF? 812 00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:37,494 BOSTON. 813 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:38,161 GOOD TOWN, BEANTOWN. 814 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:39,896 COME ON, JEFF, JUST KEEP TALKING TO ME. 815 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,631 RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE. 816 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:44,000 UH, FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN... 817 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:47,437 AH, OH. I, YOU, FOUR... 818 00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:48,538 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE... 819 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,274 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG. 820 00:36:51,276 --> 00:36:52,676 THE BULLET MISSED YOUR ARTERY 821 00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:54,044 BUT IT'S LODGED IN THE VEIN. 822 00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:55,245 IS THAT GOOD? 823 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,647 YOU BETTER REMOVE THIS BULLET, DR. DIAZ. 824 00:36:57,649 --> 00:37:00,483 I'M ONLY A PHYSICAL DOCTOR. 825 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:01,785 A WHAT? 826 00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:03,153 A GYM TEACHER. 827 00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:05,689 THIS BULLET HAS TO COME OUT PRONTO, 828 00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:07,724 BECAUSE HE'S LOSING BLOOD. 829 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,292 "NO SURGERY IS PERMITTED, 830 00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:11,528 UNDER STRICT ORDERS OF DR. MADERA." 831 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,563 ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF HE LOSES TOO MUCH BLOOD 832 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:14,598 GANGRENE'S GONNA SET IN 833 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,966 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO AMPUTATE. 834 00:37:15,968 --> 00:37:17,834 OH, PLEASE, DON'T! 835 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,736 їSEСOR GOMEZ? 836 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,638 OPERATE? 837 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,973 AH! 838 00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:26,876 YES, OPERATE. ONLY, DO A GOOD JOB. 839 00:37:26,878 --> 00:37:30,480 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, IT'S ME OR THE GYM TEACHER. 840 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,782 NOW I'VE NEVER REMOVED A BULLET, 841 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,618 BUT I'VE SEEN IT DONE. 842 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:37,687 DO WHATEVER YOU SAW. 843 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:38,588 THANKS. 844 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,691 DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ALCOHOL? 845 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,594 GRACIAS. 846 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,231 AAH! 847 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:51,067 [SPEAKING LATIN] 848 00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:53,670 NOT YET, FATHER. 849 00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:05,615 WHY DO I LISTEN TO YOU? 850 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,017 MY APOLOGIES, DOCTOR, 851 00:38:07,019 --> 00:38:09,519 BUT WE GOT ALMOST 10 INQUIRIES FROM THAT ARTICLE. 852 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:11,554 I THINK ALL AMERICANS WANT THEIR SONS 853 00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:12,188 TO BE DOCTORS. 854 00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:14,658 YES, BUT NOT DEAD DOCTORS! 855 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,262 RAMON. 856 00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:22,732 YOU DON'T SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR MOTHER? 857 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,334 GOOD-BYE, MOTHER. 858 00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:27,704 YOU DON'T KISS YOUR MOTHER? 859 00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:42,385 THIS PLACE AFFILIATED WITH THE SCHOOL? 860 00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:45,288 YEAH, I THINK SO. MY DOCTOR'S A SOPHOMORE. 861 00:38:45,290 --> 00:38:46,856 IT'S FOR PESTS. 862 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:47,991 DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR FOLKS? 863 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:51,061 NO, NO. THEY'LL THINK THIS IS SELF-INFLICTED. 864 00:38:51,063 --> 00:38:52,696 WAIT A MINUTE, YOU GUYS. LOOK. 865 00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:54,164 WE SURE COULD HAVE USED THAT MEDICINE 866 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:57,734 AT SAN AGUSTIN. SURE COULD'VE. [ ALL AGREEING ] 867 00:38:57,736 --> 00:39:00,737 YEAH. I TELL YOU SOMETHING. TALK ABOUT GETTING SHOT-- 868 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:02,706 SOMEBODY SHOULD TALK TO MADERA 869 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,240 AND TELL HIM WE'RE NOT GONNA GO BACK 870 00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:05,208 NEXT TIME UNLESS WE HAVE MEDICATION. 871 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:09,846 ABSOLUTELY. SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO STAND UP TO THAT ASSHOLE. 872 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,014 AHOY, STUDENTS. 873 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:14,351 ALL: BUENOS DНAS, DR. MADERA. 874 00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:16,353 HELLO, BOY. HOW ARE YOU? 875 00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:16,953 NOT SO GOOD. 876 00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:18,655 I SEE YOU'RE COMING ALONG VERY WELL. 877 00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:20,390 I'M VERY SORRY ABOUT THE ACCIDENT, 878 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:22,025 BUT YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE PEASANTS. 879 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:22,926 THAT'S THE WAY THEY ARE. 880 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:24,027 JEFF: STILL, THAT'S NO EXCUSE-- 881 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:24,427 BUT DON'T WORRY, 882 00:39:24,429 --> 00:39:26,096 WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU AN "A" IN PUEBLO. 883 00:39:26,098 --> 00:39:28,398 AND MISS PARKER, AN "A+" FOR YOU, 884 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,233 BECAUSE INSTEAD OF A DEAD BOY, 885 00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:33,136 WE HAVE A WOUNDED BOY. 886 00:39:35,406 --> 00:39:37,240 YES. 887 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,677 WELL, ENJOY YOUR EDUCATION. 888 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:42,746 I'M GOING TO GO TALK TO HIM. 889 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:44,948 YEAH. SEE IF YOU CAN GET ME A PRIVATE ROOM. 890 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:46,282 YOU KNOW? THERE'S TWO GUYS 891 00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:47,250 IN A BED OVER HERE. 892 00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:48,418 WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 893 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:50,153 YES, MY HEART BLEEDS FOR THEM, TOO, 894 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:51,855 BUT THE MEDICINE IN THE SCHOOL INFIRMARY 895 00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:54,557 IS RESTRICTED TO MY STUDENTS BY LAW. 896 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,760 MY LICENSE DOES NOT PERMIT ME TO HEAL ANYONE 897 00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:59,529 OFF THE PREMISES. TELL ME, ARE YOU FREE-- 898 00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:02,265 WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE? 899 00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:03,266 NOTHING, I'M AFRAID. 900 00:40:03,268 --> 00:40:05,935 THE PUEBLO PROGRAM HAS BEEN TERMINATED 901 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:06,703 BECAUSE OF THE ACCIDENT. 902 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,805 THEY THREATEN TO CANCEL MY INSURANCE. 903 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:09,739 IT'S A TERRIBLE SITUATION 904 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,809 BUT MY FIRST RESPONSIBILITY IS TO THE LIVES OF MY STUDENTS. 905 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,944 THE PEASANTS ARE GOD'S PROBLEM. 906 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,746 TELL ME, ARE YOU FREE-- 907 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,081 NOW WAIT A MINUTE. I'M SORRY, NOW, 908 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,783 I DON'T BELIEVE IT'S GOD'S WILL 909 00:40:19,785 --> 00:40:21,484 THAT PEOPLE SUFFER NEEDLESSLY. 910 00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:24,187 THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE MAN'S WILL TO ME. 911 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,288 WHY DO AMERICANS ALWAYS THINK 912 00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:27,891 THAT THEY CAN CHANGE A THOUSAND YEARS OF HISTORY 913 00:40:27,893 --> 00:40:28,358 IN ONE DAY? 914 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,493 WHEN YOU'RE FIXING NOSES IN BEVERLY HILLS, 915 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:32,462 WE WILL STILL BE FACED WITH THE PROBLEM 916 00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:33,797 OF THESE PEASANTS. 917 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:37,400 [BELL RINGS] 918 00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:39,402 YOU ARE VERY CHARMING. 919 00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:42,739 WOULD YOU BE FREE FOR DINNER TONIGHT BY ANY CHANCE? 920 00:40:42,741 --> 00:40:43,206 NO. 921 00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:45,942 NEITHER AM I, UNFORTUNATELY. 922 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,814 PROMISED YOU I'D COME DOWN HERE, DAD. 923 00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:54,684 I CAME, I TRIED, I GOT SHOT. 924 00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:58,388 LEAVE THESE FOR THE NEXT SUCKER. 925 00:40:58,390 --> 00:40:59,522 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 926 00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:02,158 HI. I STOPPED BY THE HOSPITAL. 927 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,726 THEY SAID YOU'D CHECKED OUT. 928 00:41:03,728 --> 00:41:06,830 I WAS TALKING TO MADERA, AND, UM... 929 00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:08,898 HOW COME YOU'RE PACKING? 930 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,500 'CAUSE I'M LEAVING. 931 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:11,901 WHY? 932 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,736 BECAUSE I GOT SHOT. 933 00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:14,838 I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A DOCTOR 934 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,906 IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND THEN I GET SHOT 935 00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:19,209 FOR TREATING A PATIENT. IT'S IRONIC, ISN'T IT? 936 00:41:19,211 --> 00:41:21,144 NO--ALL RIGHT, WAIT A MINUTE, 937 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:22,946 IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE A DOCTOR, 938 00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:24,514 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 939 00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:25,215 IT'S A LONG STORY. 940 00:41:25,217 --> 00:41:26,516 IT STARTED THE DAY I WAS BORN, 941 00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:28,017 AND IT ENDED TODAY. 942 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:28,818 LISTEN, UH, 943 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,453 IF YOU WANT SOME COFFEE OR ANYTHING-- 944 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:33,156 OR THE MR. COFFEE OR THE POTS, THE PANS, 945 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,424 OR WHATEVER I'VE GOT IN THERE, 946 00:41:34,426 --> 00:41:37,327 YOU CAN HAVE. I MEAN, I DON'T NEED IT. 947 00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:40,363 HOW'D IT GO WITH MADERA? 948 00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:43,233 GREAT. HE'S CANCELING THE PUEBLO PROGRAM. 949 00:41:43,235 --> 00:41:45,201 I CAN'T SAY I BLAME HIM, 950 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:48,037 ALTHOUGH IT'S A DAY TOO LATE. 951 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:51,541 YOU KNOW, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT. 952 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:52,375 WHY? 953 00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:56,446 WHY? YOU WERE THERE, YOU SAW THOSE PEOPLE. 954 00:41:56,448 --> 00:41:58,681 YEAH, ONE OF THEM SHOT ME. 955 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,318 IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT? 956 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:02,986 GETTING SHOT? 957 00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:07,123 YEAH, FOR SOME REASON, I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO SHAKE IT. 958 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,259 LOOK, LIZ, I'M NOT AN ANIMAL. 959 00:42:09,261 --> 00:42:12,862 I UNDERSTAND. AND I KNOW THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE SICK. 960 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:15,164 I KNOW THAT SOMEONE SHOULD HELP THEM, 961 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:17,367 BUT IT'S NOT ME. I DON'T KNOW HOW. 962 00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:19,936 OK. ALL RIGHT, OK. 963 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,572 OK. HAVE A NICE TRIP. 964 00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:24,807 WHAT--THAT'S THE GOOD-BYE? 965 00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:26,976 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 966 00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:31,614 WELL, FIRST I'M GOING TO THE SCHOOL INFIRMARY, 967 00:42:31,616 --> 00:42:33,316 AND STEAL THE MEDICATION. 968 00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:36,853 AND THEN I'M GOING TO TAKE IT TO SAN AGUSTIN. 969 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:38,087 STEAL? YOU'RE GONNA STEAL? 970 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:40,323 YOU'RE GOING TO GET THROWN OUT OF SCHOOL. 971 00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:44,227 YEAH, WELL, ONLY IF I'M CAUGHT. 972 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,229 COME ON, LIZ, BE SENSIBLE. 973 00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:48,965 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. 974 00:42:49,466 --> 00:42:52,201 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, JEFF, YOU GOT SHOT. 975 00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:54,537 SOMEONE TOOK THE BULLET OUT, 976 00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:56,539 YOU WERE PUT INTO A HOSPITAL, 977 00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:58,007 YOU WERE GIVEN MEDICATION, 978 00:42:58,009 --> 00:42:59,042 AND YOU WERE HEALED. 979 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:00,743 NOW ARE YOU THE ONLY PERSON 980 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:04,981 ON THE WHOLE PLANET WHO DESERVES THAT? 981 00:43:14,224 --> 00:43:17,260 "HE WAITED, HIS HANDS SOFTLY STROKING HER WAIST. 982 00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:19,195 "AGAIN HER MOUTH BETRAYED HER. 983 00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:21,064 "HIS BELLY CLEAVED TO HERS. 984 00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:23,766 "ANNE FELT HIS HARDNESS AGAINST HER THIGHS 985 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:26,502 AND THE HOT DARKNESS OF HIS MOUTH." 986 00:43:26,504 --> 00:43:28,938 JEFF: UH, MARIA? 987 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,174 OH, HEFF. IT MUST BE FATE. 988 00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:33,409 YOU WERE RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY MIND. 989 00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:35,244 OH, IS DR. MADERA IN? 990 00:43:35,246 --> 00:43:37,580 OH, NO. THE DOCTOR IS AT A MEETING 991 00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:38,181 OFF-CAMPUS. 992 00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:40,617 GREAT! CAN YOU GET OFF FOR A MINUTE OR TWO? 993 00:43:40,619 --> 00:43:43,953 LONGER. I LOVE GETTING OFF. 994 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:51,327 JUST A MINUTE, DARLING. 995 00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:55,231 LET'S GO, YOU HUNK. 996 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:56,666 OH, JEFF, 997 00:43:56,668 --> 00:43:57,934 THERE'S THIS BOOK I'M READING. 998 00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:00,203 OH, IT'S SO ROMANTIC... 999 00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:23,359 IHOLA! 1000 00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:25,328 I KNOW A PLACE WHERE WE CAN BE ALONE. 1001 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,763 WHERE? THE SCHOOL LIMO. 1002 00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:29,399 THE SCHOOL LIMO? I DON'T KNOW. 1003 00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:32,168 TRUST ME. TRUST ME. 1004 00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:39,542 ALONE IN BED AT NIGHT WITH MY BROTHERS, 1005 00:44:39,544 --> 00:44:41,544 I HAVE OFTEN DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT. 1006 00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:43,579 THAT'S NICE. LOOK, MARIA, 1007 00:44:43,581 --> 00:44:45,048 DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME 1008 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:45,648 OR THE RIGHT PLACE? 1009 00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:49,052 OH, DON'T WORRY, DARLING, WE ARE PERFECTLY PRIVATE. 1010 00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:49,552 PRIVATE? 1011 00:44:49,554 --> 00:44:50,687 YOU'VE GOT WINDOWS HERE 1012 00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:51,587 AND PEOPLE WALKING AROUND. 1013 00:44:51,589 --> 00:44:54,357 THE WINDOWS ARE TINTED. WE CAN SEE OUT, 1014 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:55,591 BUT THEY CAN'T SEE IN. 1015 00:44:55,593 --> 00:44:56,726 YOU SURE? MM-HMM. 1016 00:44:56,728 --> 00:45:00,363 YEAH? WHAT ABOUT HERE? 1017 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:03,466 AND THERE? THE FRONT? 1018 00:45:03,468 --> 00:45:06,836 OH, JEFF, WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, 1019 00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:08,171 MY BODY IS OVERCOME 1020 00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:10,273 WITH WRENCHING SPASMS OF DELIGHT. 1021 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:13,643 OH, JEFF, YOUR SKIN IS LIKE A RAGING RIVER 1022 00:45:13,645 --> 00:45:16,946 RIPPLING UNDER MY CURIOUS TOUCH. 1023 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,631 I CAN'T STAY LONG. 1024 00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:37,500 TETRACYCLINE. 1025 00:45:38,635 --> 00:45:40,503 TERRAMYCIN. 1026 00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:44,974 OH, AMPHETAMINES. 1027 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,484 UNHOOK ME WITH YOUR HOT HANDS, 1028 00:45:54,486 --> 00:45:58,387 AND LICK MY PULSATING NIPPLES UNTIL THEY POUT. 1029 00:45:58,389 --> 00:46:00,056 OH, MAN! 1030 00:46:00,058 --> 00:46:02,458 RAVAGE ME, YOU BEAST! 1031 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:05,061 JEFF, I CAN FEEL YOUR HARD MANHOOD 1032 00:46:05,063 --> 00:46:07,730 THROBBING THROUGH YOUR JEANS. 1033 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,100 OH, MY PROUD STALLION, 1034 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:14,137 LET ME UNLEASH YOUR UNBRIDLED FURY. 1035 00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:17,373 WAIT, WAIT! I'LL DO THE ZIPPER. 1036 00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:19,442 IAY, CHIHUAHUA! 1037 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:21,077 GIVE ME YOUR PROUD TOTEM. 1038 00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:24,514 MY LOVE CANAL AWAITS YOUR ORGASM. 1039 00:46:24,516 --> 00:46:25,748 AH! 1040 00:46:34,858 --> 00:46:36,726 LET'S GO. 1041 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:42,165 JEFF, DID YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE? 1042 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:43,566 LET'S GO. 1043 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:44,967 WATCH IT! 1044 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,068 EASY. WATCH IT. 1045 00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:48,871 QUICKLY. JUST LIKE A BUNCH OF THIEVES! 1046 00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:52,074 WE ARE THIEVES. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. LET'S GO. 1047 00:46:52,076 --> 00:46:53,409 WHERE'S JEFF? 1048 00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:55,278 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1049 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,880 SOMEONE MUST BE VERY SICK. 1050 00:46:57,882 --> 00:46:59,448 HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 1051 00:46:59,450 --> 00:47:01,150 HERE COMES JEFF! 1052 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,686 GET IN! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 1053 00:47:03,688 --> 00:47:06,422 I PROMISED NOT TO TELL. 1054 00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:08,558 [TIRES SCREECH] 1055 00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:31,781 GREAT! 1056 00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:37,486 GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. HEY, LOOK, I'M GOING TO GO FIND 1057 00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:40,623 THE SCHOOLTEACHER, OPEN UP THE DOOR, OKAY? 1058 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,158 OK, HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? 1059 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,594 THE METER RAN OUT 20 KILOMETERS AGO. 1060 00:47:44,596 --> 00:47:46,262 SO WHAT'S THE FARE? 1061 00:47:46,264 --> 00:47:49,065 60,000 PESOS? 1062 00:47:50,234 --> 00:47:51,968 ALL I'VE GOT IS A 100,000. 1063 00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:53,469 JEFF, DO YOU HAVE CHANGE FOR 100,000? 1064 00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:55,872 I LEFT MY MONEY IN MY OTHER PANTS. 1065 00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,406 PEPE, CAN WE CHANGE 100,000? 1066 00:47:57,408 --> 00:48:00,176 NO, I LEFT MY MONEY IN MY OTHER PANTS. 1067 00:48:00,178 --> 00:48:03,779 ALL RIGHT, BUT BE BACK HERE BY CRACK OF DAWN TOMORROW. 1068 00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:05,281 I'LL BE BACK. 1069 00:48:22,966 --> 00:48:25,468 IS BAD MEDICINE. 1070 00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:27,236 COME WITH ME. 1071 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:30,840 THERE IS ONE CHANT I HAVEN'T TRIED. 1072 00:48:30,842 --> 00:48:32,308 THERE? THERE? 1073 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,243 YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT BE WORMS. 1074 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,045 YOU BETTER GET A STOOL SAMPLE. 1075 00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:37,880 OK. OK. 1076 00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:40,449 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 1077 00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:42,318 UH, POR FAVOR, 1078 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,554 NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM, 1079 00:48:45,556 --> 00:48:49,892 PONGA IN THIS BAG, AND RETURN IT TO ME. 1080 00:48:49,894 --> 00:48:52,695 I WANT TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT IT. 1081 00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:56,399 YOU DO? 1082 00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:58,301 GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN. 1083 00:48:58,303 --> 00:48:59,302 WE'RE BACK. 1084 00:48:59,304 --> 00:49:02,505 TODAY WE'RE GOING TO FIX YOUR MEMBERS. 1085 00:49:03,707 --> 00:49:05,641 WITH THIS. 1086 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,243 OH! OH! 1087 00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:08,411 NO! NO! 1088 00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:09,512 WE GOING TO HAVE TO THINK OF A WAY 1089 00:49:09,514 --> 00:49:10,579 TO GIVE THESE GUYS THE SHOTS, 1090 00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:11,647 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GONNA GO FOR IT. 1091 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,015 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT. 1092 00:49:13,017 --> 00:49:13,683 DROP YOUR PANTS. 1093 00:49:13,685 --> 00:49:15,351 WHAT? DROP YOUR PANTS. 1094 00:49:15,353 --> 00:49:15,718 WHY? 1095 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:18,854 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SHOT FIRST, SHOW THEM IT WON'T HURT. 1096 00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:20,589 WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BUDDY BOY, 1097 00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:21,290 IT IS GONNA HURT, 1098 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:23,292 ESPECIALLY IF IT'S GIVEN BY AN AMATEUR. 1099 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,494 I'VE SHOT MYSELF UP LOTS OF TIMES. 1100 00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:27,697 THERE'S NOTHING TO IT. 1101 00:49:27,699 --> 00:49:30,299 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1102 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,268 REALLY. 1103 00:49:32,936 --> 00:49:34,971 YOU KNOW, DENNIS... 1104 00:49:34,973 --> 00:49:35,972 I'LL BE GENTLE. 1105 00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:38,574 ALL RIGHT. I REALLY-- I WENT INTO THIS-- 1106 00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:40,309 JUST BEND OVER. 1107 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:41,644 REALLY BE CAREFUL. REALLY, REALLY. 1108 00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:45,281 I DO NOT FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS. 1109 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:50,353 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1110 00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:51,487 HUH! 1111 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:53,289 AAH! 1112 00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:57,727 OHHH! 1113 00:49:57,729 --> 00:49:58,995 IBUENO! 1114 00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:00,529 IBUENO! 1115 00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:01,530 YEAH! 1116 00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:03,733 YEAH. OH, THAT WAS GOOD. 1117 00:50:03,735 --> 00:50:06,936 MAN, I JUST KNOW THEY'RE NOT GONNA WAIT 1118 00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:07,770 ANY FIVE DAYS 1119 00:50:07,772 --> 00:50:09,772 BEFORE THEY START SCREWING LUPITA AGAIN. 1120 00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:11,540 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE BACK THERE NEXT WEEK. 1121 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:12,441 THIS PLACE IS JUMPING! 1122 00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:13,876 I WONDER IF THEY NEED ANY SHOTS. 1123 00:50:13,878 --> 00:50:16,946 I WAS GETTING PRETTY ADEPT THERE TOWARDS THE END, WASN'T I? 1124 00:50:16,948 --> 00:50:18,014 YEAH, IT WAS AT THE BEGINNING 1125 00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:18,948 YOU WERE A LITTLE WEAK. 1126 00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:20,816 DENNIS, I JUST TOOK A SPLINTER OUT OF THIS KID'S LEG. 1127 00:50:20,818 --> 00:50:22,752 YOU GOT ANY IODINE OR SOMETHING? 1128 00:50:22,754 --> 00:50:24,920 MAN, IODINE WENT OUT WITH WORLD WAR II. 1129 00:50:24,922 --> 00:50:28,891 NOW WE USE A TOPICAL ANTIBACTERIAL. 1130 00:50:28,893 --> 00:50:32,561 DOES IT HURT WHEN IT RAINS? 1131 00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:33,329 YES. OK. 1132 00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:36,399 DOES IT HURT IN THE MORNING? 1133 00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:37,333 IN THE MORNING IT HURTS. 1134 00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:39,902 WELL, THERE'S A LITTLE INFLAMMATION. 1135 00:50:39,904 --> 00:50:42,405 I THINK IT'S ARTHRITIS. 1136 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:46,709 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A SHOT OF CORTISONE. 1137 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:49,712 CORTISONE. OK? 1138 00:50:50,514 --> 00:50:52,481 HI. HOW YOU DOING OVER HERE? 1139 00:50:52,483 --> 00:50:54,550 OH, HIYA. YOU NEED ANY HELP? 1140 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:56,952 UH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1141 00:50:56,954 --> 00:50:58,954 OK. HERE WE GO. 1142 00:50:58,956 --> 00:51:01,023 POQUITO OUCH. 1143 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,062 IT'S OK. 1144 00:51:06,064 --> 00:51:07,730 THERE. 1145 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:10,733 YEAH? IT'S GOOD? 1146 00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:11,567 GOOD! 1147 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:13,936 WOW! GOOD JOB! 1148 00:51:13,938 --> 00:51:15,004 HEY! 1149 00:51:15,006 --> 00:51:16,505 HE'S PRETTY HAPPY. 1150 00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:18,707 HE'S A PRETTY HAPPY GUY. 1151 00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:21,310 ALL RIGHT. NEXT. 1152 00:51:22,879 --> 00:51:27,416 I HAVE THIS PAIN IN MY HIP FOR MANY, MANY YEARS. 1153 00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:29,819 ALL RIGHT. DOES IT HURT WHEN-- 1154 00:51:29,821 --> 00:51:32,455 IN THE MORNING. WHEN IT RAIN. 1155 00:51:32,457 --> 00:51:34,824 I HAVE ARTHRITIS. 1156 00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:37,526 GIVE ME THE CORTISONE. 1157 00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:38,094 SURE, SURE. 1158 00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:39,228 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO IT? 1159 00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:40,629 I'M A REAL GOOD SHOT ASSISTANT. 1160 00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:44,633 YEAH, IN REAL LIFE, THAT'S A NURSE. 1161 00:51:44,635 --> 00:51:45,167 I LOOKED EVERYWHERE. 1162 00:51:45,169 --> 00:51:47,136 THE AMERICANS ARE NOT IN THE SCHOOL LABORATORY 1163 00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:50,706 OR IN THE LIBRARY, AND THEY'RE NOT IN THEIR ROOMS. 1164 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:54,477 WHERE COULD THEY BE ALL THIS TIME? 1165 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,579 ARE THEY TOGETHER, DO YOU THINK? 1166 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:59,014 THERE'S NO WAY OF TELLING. 1167 00:51:59,016 --> 00:52:00,549 THEN SAY NOTHING. 1168 00:52:00,551 --> 00:52:03,619 IF I ASK YOU A QUESTION AND YOU KNOW THE ANSWER, 1169 00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:05,121 SAY SOMETHING. 1170 00:52:05,123 --> 00:52:07,423 IF NOT... 1171 00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:08,824 THEY'RE TOGETHER. I KNOW IT. 1172 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:11,127 THE GIRLS AND THE BOYS. THE BOYS AND THE GIRLS. 1173 00:52:11,129 --> 00:52:13,462 IT WOULD BE TOO BIG A COINCIDENCE 1174 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:14,463 IF THEY WERE NOT TOGETHER. 1175 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,198 DO YOU WISH ME TO EXPEL THEM? 1176 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,467 OH, DON'T BE STUPID. FOR WHAT? 1177 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:21,770 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING, DO WE? 1178 00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:22,705 WHO? 1179 00:52:22,707 --> 00:52:23,639 BUT IF THEY WERE NOT THERE 1180 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,441 FOR THE RAISING OF THE FLAG IN THE MORNING, 1181 00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:26,308 AND THEY ARE NOT THERE 1182 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:28,010 FOR THE LOWERING OF THE FLAG AT NIGHT, 1183 00:52:28,012 --> 00:52:32,615 THAT MEANS THEY COULD HAVE SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY TOGETHER. 1184 00:52:32,617 --> 00:52:34,517 IT ALSO MEANS THAT 1185 00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,552 THEY COULD BE SPENDING THE NIGHT TOGETHER. 1186 00:52:36,554 --> 00:52:37,820 IS THAT POSSIBLE? 1187 00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:39,054 YES. 1188 00:52:39,056 --> 00:52:40,589 SHUT UP! DAMN YOU TO HELL! 1189 00:52:40,591 --> 00:52:42,791 IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME FIGURE THIS OUT, FINE. 1190 00:52:42,793 --> 00:52:45,761 BUT DON'T SAY RIDICULOUS THINGS. 1191 00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:49,832 CALL A FACULTY MEETING FOR TOMORROW. 1192 00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:51,667 WE JUST HAD A FACULTY MEETING TODAY. 1193 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:54,904 SO WHAT? DO I HAVE TO RATION FACULTY MEETINGS? 1194 00:52:54,906 --> 00:52:57,072 NO. NO. NO. 1195 00:52:57,074 --> 00:52:58,841 THEY FEEL, THE AMERICANS, 1196 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:00,442 THAT THIS SCHOOL IS A PLAYGROUND. 1197 00:53:00,444 --> 00:53:03,112 I WILL SHOW THEM THAT MADERA UNIVERSITY 1198 00:53:03,114 --> 00:53:05,681 IS ANYTHING BUT A PLAYGROUND! 1199 00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:08,117 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR COMING 1200 00:53:08,119 --> 00:53:10,085 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, GOMEZ. 1201 00:53:10,087 --> 00:53:12,121 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 1202 00:53:13,089 --> 00:53:15,057 ANY TIME. 1203 00:53:31,141 --> 00:53:33,108 YOU KNOW, IT WAS CRAZY, RIGHT? 1204 00:53:33,110 --> 00:53:35,778 I, LIKE, STUCK THIS GUY SIX TIMES IN THE ARM 1205 00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:37,046 TRYING TO FIND HIS VEIN. 1206 00:53:37,048 --> 00:53:40,683 THE POOR GUY'S ARM LOOKED LIKE A PINCUSHION. 1207 00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:41,850 AND I'M GLAD WE CAME OUT HERE 1208 00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:42,418 AND STARTED THIS THING, 1209 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:47,089 BUT I JUST WISH I KNEW MORE OF WHAT I WAS DOING, THAT'S ALL. 1210 00:53:47,091 --> 00:53:48,157 WELL, YOU WILL. 1211 00:53:48,159 --> 00:53:50,626 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST A KID. 1212 00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:53,829 YOU'RE A FRESHMAN, RIGHT? FRESHMAN. 1213 00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:54,763 BOY. 1214 00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:58,200 DO YOU HAVE ANY MEDICAL BACKGROUND? 1215 00:53:58,202 --> 00:54:00,369 NO. NO. 1216 00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:03,606 I'M GOING TO BE THE FIRST DOCTOR 1217 00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:07,176 IN A LONG LINE OF BUS BOYS. 1218 00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:14,283 THESE GRASSHOPPERS ARE VERY TASTY. 1219 00:54:14,285 --> 00:54:18,053 THE SECRET IS IN THE SAUCE. 1220 00:54:19,389 --> 00:54:20,723 IT'S A REAL NICE PLACE 1221 00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:21,857 YOU GOT HERE, DOCTOR. 1222 00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:25,194 I'M THINKING OF ADDING ON. 1223 00:54:25,996 --> 00:54:27,830 YOU KNOW, I WATCHED YOU TODAY. 1224 00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:29,064 YOU GOT THE TOUCH. 1225 00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:29,565 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 1226 00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:34,203 OH YEAH, YEAH. YOU'RE GONNA BE A HELL OF A DOCTOR. 1227 00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:39,341 WHAT? 1228 00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:41,543 I USED TO LIVE WITH THIS SURGEON 1229 00:54:41,545 --> 00:54:43,145 THAT TOLD ME I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS 1230 00:54:43,147 --> 00:54:46,315 TO BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A NURSE. 1231 00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:47,616 I MEAN, LIKE, HE CLAIMED 1232 00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:48,617 THAT THERE WAS, LIKE, THIS GIANT LEAP 1233 00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:52,187 IN BRAIN POWER BETWEEN GIVING ORDERS AND TAKING THEM. 1234 00:54:52,189 --> 00:54:54,256 SOUNDS LIKE A NICE GUY. 1235 00:54:54,258 --> 00:54:55,291 WHERE IS HE NOW? 1236 00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:56,025 I DON'T KNOW. 1237 00:54:56,027 --> 00:54:57,159 AS SOON AS HE SAID I WAS TOO DUMB 1238 00:54:57,161 --> 00:54:59,828 TO DO WHAT HE DID, I WAS OUT OF THERE. 1239 00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:04,066 YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO DO THAT. 1240 00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:07,503 HOW'S YOUR LIMB? 1241 00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:08,070 MY WHAT? 1242 00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:11,073 YOUR LEG. ANY DISCOMFORT? 1243 00:55:11,075 --> 00:55:13,709 NO. I HADN'T NOTICED. 1244 00:55:14,678 --> 00:55:17,746 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] LOOK AT THE AMERICANS, 1245 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:20,282 LOOK HOW TIRED THEY ARE, BUT NOT FROM STUDYING. 1246 00:55:20,284 --> 00:55:21,083 FROM NOW ON, 1247 00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:23,319 THEY'LL BE TIRED FROM STUDYING. 1248 00:55:23,321 --> 00:55:24,753 BUT, DOCTOR, THE PRESSURE 1249 00:55:24,755 --> 00:55:26,755 ON THE STUDENTS WILL BE DEVASTATING! 1250 00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:28,357 I DON'T CARE. THEY HAVE TOO MUCH TIME 1251 00:55:28,359 --> 00:55:29,692 FOR MISCELLANEOUS BEHAVIOR. 1252 00:55:29,694 --> 00:55:31,593 PLEASE, DOCTOR. NO. 1253 00:55:31,595 --> 00:55:32,895 BUT FOR MOST FINAL EXAMS, 1254 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:34,630 I HAVE THREE MONTHS. IT'S MADNESS! 1255 00:55:34,632 --> 00:55:35,297 NOT AT THE SAME TIME-- 1256 00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:39,401 ONE BY ONE, BEGINNING WITH ANATOMY NEXT WEEK. 1257 00:55:39,403 --> 00:55:40,369 THIS IS A MEDICAL SCHOOL. 1258 00:55:40,371 --> 00:55:43,706 IT'S NOT... SOMETHING ELSE. NEXT. 1259 00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:46,141 THERE'S A VERY LARGE BILL FROM THE PHARMACY. 1260 00:55:46,143 --> 00:55:47,076 YOU WANT I SHOULD PAY IT? 1261 00:55:47,078 --> 00:55:49,945 IT'S A MISTAKE. CHECK THE INVENTORY. 1262 00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:51,013 NEXT. 1263 00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:53,115 THE AMERICANS ARE BACK. 1264 00:55:53,117 --> 00:55:54,783 THE MEETING IS ADJOURNED. 1265 00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:55,684 DR. MADERA, 1266 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,885 YOU MUST GET ME MORE CADAVERS. 1267 00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:58,721 MY STUDENTS CANNOT POSSIBLY 1268 00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:01,724 PREPARE FOR THIS EXAM WITH ONLY ONE CADAVER! 1269 00:56:01,726 --> 00:56:03,459 WE NEED AT LEAST TWO CADAVERS-- 1270 00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:04,393 THEY WANT TO LEARN, 1271 00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:06,295 THEY WILL FIND A WAY! 1272 00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:15,637 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 1273 00:56:17,607 --> 00:56:19,708 [TWEET!] SANDOVAL: TIME'S UP! 1274 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,043 FIVE MINUTES! 1275 00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:22,678 NEXT GROUP TO USE THE CADAVER. 1276 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,381 HEY, SANDOVAL, I DIDN'T GET TO SEE THE SPLEEN. 1277 00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:27,783 I'LL SEND YOU A PICTURE. 1278 00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:29,184 THE FOUR PHYSIOLOGICAL FLUIDS 1279 00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:30,853 THAT FLOW THROUGH THE BODY ARE? 1280 00:56:30,855 --> 00:56:31,854 BLOOD. 1281 00:56:31,856 --> 00:56:32,855 PHLEGM. 1282 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:33,856 WATER. 1283 00:56:33,858 --> 00:56:34,423 BILE. 1284 00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:36,058 YEAH! GOOD, GOOD, GOOD! 1285 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:37,726 THIS CAR NEEDS A TUNE-UP. 1286 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:39,061 IT'S BETTER THAN PUTTING PESOS 1287 00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:40,863 IN PEPE'S POCKETS. 1288 00:56:40,865 --> 00:56:43,365 HEY, HEY, HEY. HEY. 1289 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:48,704 THREE MORE AND WE'RE IN. 1290 00:56:51,141 --> 00:56:52,441 CLOSED? WHAT? 1291 00:56:52,443 --> 00:56:55,477 HEY! HEY! HEY! 1292 00:56:55,479 --> 00:56:56,545 CERRADO? CERRADO? CERRADO? 1293 00:56:56,547 --> 00:57:00,215 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LEARN ANATOMY LIKE THIS? I MEAN-- 1294 00:57:00,217 --> 00:57:02,251 THIS SUCKS. LOOK, WE NEED OUR OWN CADAVER. 1295 00:57:02,253 --> 00:57:03,752 THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. 1296 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:07,389 WOULDN'T WE NEED A DEAD BODY FOR THAT? 1297 00:57:15,465 --> 00:57:16,932 WE DON'T NEED A WHOLE BODY, 1298 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,901 JUST AN ARM, A LEG, AND A THIGH. 1299 00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:21,670 HEY, THIS ISN'T COLONEL SANDERS. 1300 00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:24,740 AHEM. 1301 00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:26,108 [BANG] 1302 00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:29,711 MAY I HELP YOU? 1303 00:57:29,713 --> 00:57:30,345 HOW DO YOU DO? 1304 00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:32,247 WE'D LIKE TO BUY A BODY. 1305 00:57:32,715 --> 00:57:36,985 I HAVE NEVER HEARD SUCH A DISGUSTING THING! 1306 00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:38,420 GET OUT! 1307 00:57:38,988 --> 00:57:39,955 PESOS. 1308 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:41,857 MAY I SUGGEST GONZALES? 1309 00:57:41,859 --> 00:57:45,027 HE WAS KILLED JUST LAST NIGHT 1310 00:57:45,029 --> 00:57:48,197 IN A POLICE SHOOT-OUT. 1311 00:57:49,899 --> 00:57:52,034 OH, HE'S PERFECT! 1312 00:57:52,036 --> 00:57:54,236 YES, INDEED. 1313 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:57,906 COME ON. 1314 00:57:58,341 --> 00:58:01,210 HURRY UP BEFORE SOMEBODY SEES US. 1315 00:58:02,412 --> 00:58:04,513 OH, GOD, HE'S HEAVY! 1316 00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:06,215 HE'S DEAD WEIGHT. 1317 00:58:06,217 --> 00:58:08,917 I THINK RIGOR MORTIS IS SETTING IN. 1318 00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:10,252 I WONDER HOW GONZALES FEELS 1319 00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:11,920 BEING CARRIED AROUND LIKE THIS. 1320 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:13,522 I KNOW IT'S NO FUN FOR ME. 1321 00:58:13,524 --> 00:58:14,823 [CAR WON'T START] 1322 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:15,357 HE'S BEYOND CARING. 1323 00:58:15,359 --> 00:58:17,226 BESIDES, GUY MAY END UP CURING CANCER HERE. 1324 00:58:17,228 --> 00:58:18,827 WHAT? 1325 00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:19,828 WHAT? 1326 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:24,066 OK, BOYS, LET'S ALL THINK REAL HARD. 1327 00:58:24,534 --> 00:58:27,436 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT GONZALES ON ICE SOMEWHERE WHEN WE GET HIM HOME, OKAY? 1328 00:58:27,438 --> 00:58:29,137 WE'LL KEEP HIM IN THE BATHTUB. 1329 00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:29,905 YEAH, BUT WHOSE? 1330 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:33,175 WE'LL ROTATE HIM, OR WE CAN DIVVY HIM UP. 1331 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:37,112 [ SCREAMS IN PAIN ] FOOT. FOOT. FOOT. 1332 00:58:37,114 --> 00:58:39,181 THIS IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 1333 00:58:39,183 --> 00:58:39,648 WHAT'S THE MATTER, 1334 00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:41,917 YOU NEVER WALKED WITH A CADAVER BEFORE? 1335 00:58:41,919 --> 00:58:43,018 BUENAS NOCHES. 1336 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,019 HOLA. 1337 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:45,254 PEOPLE ARE GIVING US FUNNY LOOKS. 1338 00:58:45,256 --> 00:58:46,455 WE GOTTA GET HIM OFF THE STREET. 1339 00:58:46,457 --> 00:58:47,289 CAN YOU BLAME 'EM? 1340 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:49,491 GONZALES WITH THOSE BEADY EYES OF HIS. 1341 00:58:49,493 --> 00:58:52,227 CAN'T YOU GET HIS HEAD DOWN OR SOMETHING? 1342 00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:53,428 JUST PUSH, JUST PUSH. 1343 00:58:53,430 --> 00:58:55,797 LET ME MASSAGE THE NECK. 1344 00:58:55,799 --> 00:58:57,966 OK, ONE, TWO, THREE! 1345 00:58:57,968 --> 00:59:00,202 [CREAK] 1346 00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:02,137 OW! OW! 1347 00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:03,005 WHAT? WHAT? 1348 00:59:03,007 --> 00:59:05,207 I GOT A CRAMP. I GOT A CRAMP. 1349 00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:06,441 I GOT TO SIT DOWN. 1350 00:59:06,443 --> 00:59:09,978 ALL RIGHT, BACK UP. IT'S OVER HERE. 1351 00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:11,880 OH! OH! 1352 00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,482 AW, THIS IS NUTS. 1353 00:59:13,484 --> 00:59:16,652 WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS, ANYWAYS? 1354 00:59:16,654 --> 00:59:17,986 YOURS. YOURS. 1355 00:59:17,988 --> 00:59:20,422 GUYS, OUR FRIEND'S NOT TOO OBVIOUS. 1356 00:59:20,424 --> 00:59:25,060 COME ON, COME ONE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1357 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:27,563 HOW FAR IS IT TO THE DORM? 1358 00:59:27,565 --> 00:59:30,599 ABOUT FOUR MORE BLOCKS. 1359 00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:32,501 OH, SHIT, IT'S PEPE. 1360 00:59:32,503 --> 00:59:34,469 WHERE? OH, HE'S COMING BACK. 1361 00:59:34,471 --> 00:59:35,637 HE'S COMING BACK. 1362 00:59:35,639 --> 00:59:37,472 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 1363 00:59:37,474 --> 00:59:40,042 WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? I MISS YOU. 1364 00:59:40,044 --> 00:59:41,176 I'M GLAD HE'S HERE. 1365 00:59:41,178 --> 00:59:42,277 I CAN'T WALK ANY FURTHER. 1366 00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:43,078 JUST BE COOL, BE COOL. 1367 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,981 LET'S NOT SHARE OUR ILLEGAL SECRET, OKAY? 1368 00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:46,949 GET UP, GET UP. 1369 00:59:46,951 --> 00:59:50,052 HE'S COMING OVER, HE'S COMING OVER. 1370 00:59:50,054 --> 00:59:51,386 HOLA. 1371 00:59:51,388 --> 00:59:52,354 HOLA. 1372 00:59:52,356 --> 00:59:54,423 I DON'T THINK I KNOW YOUR FRIEND. 1373 00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:58,794 I'M PEPE. I SAID, I'M PEPE. 1374 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,129 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM? 1375 01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:02,230 HE'S BEEN DRINKING. 1376 01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:04,366 YEAH, WE'RE ALL DRUNK. 1377 01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:05,233 SMASHED. 1378 01:00:05,235 --> 01:00:07,636 STILL, HE CAN SAY HELLO. 1379 01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:09,104 NO, NO, HE'S REAL SAD. 1380 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,272 HE'S VERY DEPRESSED. 1381 01:00:10,274 --> 01:00:12,007 YEAH, HE'S IN BAD SHAPE, PEPE. 1382 01:00:12,009 --> 01:00:13,609 HE'S HAD A DEATH IN THE FAMILY, 1383 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,143 SOMEONE VERY CLOSE. 1384 01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:16,111 I THINK IT'S BEST 1385 01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:17,546 THAT HE STAYS ALONE WITH FRIENDS. 1386 01:00:17,548 --> 01:00:20,983 IN THAT CASE PEPE HAS A DISCOUNT FOR THE BEREAVED. 1387 01:00:20,985 --> 01:00:22,117 LET ME HELP YOU WITH HIM. 1388 01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:23,952 OH, THAT'S NICE. THANK YOU, PEPE. 1389 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:26,355 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. DID YOU HEAR THAT? 1390 01:00:26,357 --> 01:00:27,222 A DISCOUNT! 1391 01:00:27,224 --> 01:00:29,024 MUST BE OUR LUCKY DAY. 1392 01:00:30,193 --> 01:00:31,660 GO. GET HIS LEGS UP. 1393 01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:32,561 WE MISSED. 1394 01:00:32,563 --> 01:00:34,663 YOUR FRIEND IS VERY TENSE. 1395 01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:35,764 YOU WOULD BE, TOO. 1396 01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:37,933 I'M LOSING HIM, I'M LOSING HIM. 1397 01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:43,105 [SNIFF SNIFF] 1398 01:00:43,107 --> 01:00:45,040 IT'S KIND OF STUFFY IN HERE. 1399 01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:45,641 DO YOU MIND IF I DRIVE 1400 01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:49,311 WITH THE CAR DOOR OPEN? NOT AT ALL. GO AHEAD. PLEASE. 1401 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:51,146 YOU GUYS ARE SO QUIET TONIGHT. 1402 01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:54,416 IT'S ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS. YEAH. 1403 01:00:55,618 --> 01:00:58,553 [TIRES SCREECH] 1404 01:00:58,555 --> 01:01:00,656 YOUR FRIEND IS REALLY OUT OF IT. 1405 01:01:00,658 --> 01:01:02,391 BUT I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 1406 01:01:02,393 --> 01:01:04,059 TO LOSE A FAMILY MEMBER. 1407 01:01:04,061 --> 01:01:05,293 LAST NIGHT, A COUSIN OF MINE 1408 01:01:05,295 --> 01:01:08,664 WAS KILLED IN A POLICE SHOOT-OUT. 1409 01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:09,398 HMM? HMM? 1410 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,199 I FEEL KIND OF BAD, YOU KNOW, 1411 01:01:11,201 --> 01:01:14,636 BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHO SQUEALED ON HIM. 1412 01:01:14,638 --> 01:01:16,371 I WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HIS WIFE. 1413 01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:19,441 HE DESERVED TO DIE. 1414 01:01:21,978 --> 01:01:25,147 MOTHER OF GOD, IT'S GONZALES! 1415 01:01:26,049 --> 01:01:27,115 AAH! 1416 01:01:33,289 --> 01:01:35,557 [SIREN] 1417 01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:42,397 AHH! AHH! 1418 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:50,105 WHAT'S THE NUMBER OF THE AMERICAN EMBASSY? 1419 01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:11,660 DID YOU KNOW 1420 01:02:11,662 --> 01:02:14,463 YOUR LEFT TAILLIGHT IS OUT? 1421 01:02:21,504 --> 01:02:23,605 WHAT'S SO FUNNY, FRIEND? 1422 01:02:23,607 --> 01:02:25,273 I'M TALKING TO YOU! 1423 01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:27,576 HE CAN'T TALK, OFFICER. HE'S HAD MAJOR DENTAL WORK. 1424 01:02:27,578 --> 01:02:30,312 HIS JAW'S WIRED SHUT. 1425 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:33,081 I KNOW THAT FACE. LOOKS LIKE A GUY 1426 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,117 WE SHOT UP LAST NIGHT. 1427 01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,085 IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR COUSIN, PEPE. 1428 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:39,688 IT LOOKS LIKE HIM BUT IT ISN'T. 1429 01:02:45,628 --> 01:02:48,430 I'LL LET YOU GO WITH A WARNING THIS TIME. 1430 01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:50,232 [KISS] 1431 01:02:55,538 --> 01:02:56,738 OH, MAN. 1432 01:02:56,740 --> 01:03:00,242 I WANT A BIG TIP. 1433 01:03:00,244 --> 01:03:02,444 PEANUT BUTTER WITH BREAD. 1434 01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:05,380 PEANUT BUTTER WITH BREAD. 1435 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:07,449 BEER DRINKERS LIVE LONGER. 1436 01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:09,417 BEER DRINKERS LIVE LONGER. 1437 01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:11,419 SOCCER PLAYERS HAVE STAMINA. 1438 01:03:11,421 --> 01:03:13,989 SOCCER PLAYERS HAVE STAMINA. 1439 01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:15,524 [KNOCK ON DOOR] YEAH. 1440 01:03:15,526 --> 01:03:17,793 OH, HI. HOW YOU DOING? 1441 01:03:17,795 --> 01:03:19,561 OH, GOD. 1442 01:03:19,563 --> 01:03:20,762 IF YOU WANT GONZALES, 1443 01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:22,130 HE'S ON ICE IN DENNIS' BATHTUB. 1444 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,466 I JUST CAME FROM THERE. 1445 01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:26,568 BOY, THESE EXAMS REALLY SCARE ME. 1446 01:03:26,570 --> 01:03:30,238 ALL THIS MEMORIZING AND THEORIZING AND STUFF. 1447 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,207 IS MEMORIZING A PROBLEM? 1448 01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:32,707 YEAH. 1449 01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:35,143 OOH, DID YOU COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! 1450 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:36,311 I'M WORKING ON A SYSTEM. 1451 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:39,281 YEAH, I GOT THIS WHOLE THING FIGURED OUT. 1452 01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:41,817 I MEAN, EVERYTHING. LET ME JUST SHOW YOU. 1453 01:03:41,819 --> 01:03:44,419 I'LL FIND A GOOD ONE. UH, UM, OK. 1454 01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:45,420 WHAT ARE THE FOUR 1455 01:03:45,422 --> 01:03:49,424 PHYSIOLOGICAL FLUIDS OF THE BODY? 1456 01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:50,826 BLOOD. 1457 01:03:50,828 --> 01:03:52,460 PHLEGM. 1458 01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:53,728 WATER... 1459 01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:58,834 JUST THINK OF THE WORDS "PEANUT BUTTER WITH BREAD," 1460 01:03:58,836 --> 01:04:01,236 THE FIRST LETTERS OF EACH WORD. 1461 01:04:01,238 --> 01:04:02,704 PEANUT. "P." 1462 01:04:02,706 --> 01:04:03,705 PHLEGM. 1463 01:04:03,707 --> 01:04:05,140 BUTTER. "B." 1464 01:04:05,142 --> 01:04:06,708 BLOOD. 1465 01:04:06,710 --> 01:04:08,543 WITH. "W." WATER. 1466 01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:10,278 BREAD. "B." 1467 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:10,545 BILE! 1468 01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:13,148 RIGHT! GOD, THAT'S-- THAT'S REAL CLEVER! 1469 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:16,618 I GOT A WHOLE LIST HERE BY SUBJECT. 1470 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:17,853 I XEROXED THIS FOR YOU. 1471 01:04:17,855 --> 01:04:19,588 IT'S GOT, LIKE, 30 OF THEM. 1472 01:04:19,590 --> 01:04:21,122 SO, WHATEVER, YOU KNOW-- 1473 01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:24,059 THERE'S ANATOMY, HISTOLOGY HERE-- TERRIFIC. 1474 01:04:24,061 --> 01:04:26,862 GOD, YOU'RE GREAT! AH, WELL. 1475 01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:29,264 OH, GOD! 1476 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,871 JEFF? 1477 01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:37,205 YEAH? 1478 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:41,376 I THINK WE HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP. YEAH? 1479 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:45,881 UMM, I WOULDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO RUIN IT. 1480 01:04:47,450 --> 01:04:49,284 YEAH. 1481 01:04:51,087 --> 01:04:52,921 BUT COULD WE BE LOVERS? HMM? 1482 01:04:52,923 --> 01:04:56,491 [ STAMMERING ] I MEAN, IT WOULD HAVE TO BE PURELY SEXUAL 1483 01:04:56,493 --> 01:04:58,827 BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET INVOLVED. NO PROBLEM. 1484 01:04:58,829 --> 01:05:01,463 I MEAN, SOMEDAY I WANT AN EMOTIONAL COMMITMENT, 1485 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:03,164 AND I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY A MAN, 1486 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:06,434 ME TOO. BUT RIGHT NOW, FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS, 1487 01:05:06,436 --> 01:05:08,270 SCHOOL'S THE ONLY THING IN MY LIFE. 1488 01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:08,870 OH, I UNDERSTAND, 1489 01:05:08,872 --> 01:05:10,238 I UNDERSTAND TOTALLY. TOTALLY. 1490 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,174 SO, THE NEXT QUESTION'S WHEN? 1491 01:05:13,176 --> 01:05:14,542 WHEN? I DON'T KNOW. 1492 01:05:14,544 --> 01:05:15,944 I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 1493 01:05:15,946 --> 01:05:17,779 ALL RIGHT, I'LL LOOK IT UP. 1494 01:05:17,781 --> 01:05:22,484 DATE BOOK. LET'S SEE. WEEKENDS ARE OUT 1495 01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:23,785 BECAUSE WE HAVE THE CLINIC. 1496 01:05:23,787 --> 01:05:24,319 FRIDAYS ARE BAD 1497 01:05:24,321 --> 01:05:26,187 BECAUSE THOSE ARE MY LATE STUDY NIGHTS. 1498 01:05:26,189 --> 01:05:28,456 MORNINGS. MIDDLE OF THE DAY. 1499 01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:29,524 NO. EARLY STUDY SESSION. 1500 01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:30,692 UH, MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 1501 01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:31,626 ANYTIME. MEALS, 1502 01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:32,761 I'LL BE WILLING TO GIVE UP MEALS. 1503 01:05:32,763 --> 01:05:34,663 I'M FREE FROM 4:00 TO 5:00 ON TUESDAY. 1504 01:05:34,665 --> 01:05:36,498 4:00 TO 5:00 ON TUESDAY? 1505 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,233 LET'S MAKE IT OFFICIAL. 1506 01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:39,134 LET ME GET MY BOOK. 1507 01:05:39,136 --> 01:05:42,537 4:00 TO 5:00. IS EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. ALL RIGHT. 1508 01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:44,706 SEX... 1509 01:05:45,341 --> 01:05:47,275 JEFF, TWO FS. 1510 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:48,677 RIGHT. RIGHT. 1511 01:05:48,679 --> 01:05:50,445 OKAY. GREAT. 1512 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:52,347 WAIT! 1513 01:05:52,349 --> 01:05:54,616 TODAY'S TUESDAY. 1514 01:05:59,822 --> 01:06:01,623 OH. 1515 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,626 UM... 1516 01:06:25,448 --> 01:06:27,482 WE GOT A LETTER FROM JEFFREY TODAY. 1517 01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:28,316 SEEMS TO LIKE SCHOOL. 1518 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:32,253 SAYS HE SCORED HIGH ON HIS ANATOMY FINAL. 1519 01:06:32,255 --> 01:06:34,489 FINALS? IT'S JANUARY. 1520 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:38,126 IT SEEMS THEY GIVE WEEKLY FINALS THERE. 1521 01:06:39,228 --> 01:06:41,930 EVEN SUGGESTED YOU STOP BY TO SEE HIM, 1522 01:06:41,932 --> 01:06:43,498 GERALD, ON YOUR WAY TO RIO 1523 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,734 FOR THAT FACE-LIFT SYMPOSIUM. 1524 01:06:45,736 --> 01:06:47,502 HE WANTS TO SEE ME? 1525 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,738 READ THE LETTER. 1526 01:06:50,473 --> 01:06:53,308 ARE YOU SURE IT'S HIS HANDWRITING? 1527 01:06:54,310 --> 01:06:56,745 OK, BRANCHES OF THE BRACHIAL ARTERIES. 1528 01:06:56,747 --> 01:07:00,982 [OVERLAPPING REPLIES] 1529 01:07:02,284 --> 01:07:04,586 OK, LET'S GO. 1530 01:07:18,601 --> 01:07:21,136 [ NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE ] 1531 01:07:25,674 --> 01:07:26,674 HEY, DEN? HMM. 1532 01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:29,778 HAND ME A BOX OF 'CILLIN. 1533 01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:31,613 THANKS. 1534 01:07:34,517 --> 01:07:36,785 THIS ISN'T GOING TO HURT. 1535 01:07:36,787 --> 01:07:41,022 OK, I THINK IT'S MR. PUPPET TIME! 1536 01:07:42,191 --> 01:07:45,427 LOOK AT THE LITTLE PUPPET. OH, CHERRIES. 1537 01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:47,028 AAH! 1538 01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:49,631 HEY! 1539 01:07:54,637 --> 01:07:57,005 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 1540 01:08:04,346 --> 01:08:04,779 IT'S A BREECH. 1541 01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:06,848 I DON'T KNOW. HER STOMACH LOOKS FINE. 1542 01:08:06,850 --> 01:08:08,116 TRANSVERSE FETUS. 1543 01:08:08,118 --> 01:08:08,983 YEAH, BUT THE ULTRASOUND SHOWS 1544 01:08:08,985 --> 01:08:10,618 THE FETUS IS IN THE RIGHT POSITION. 1545 01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:11,719 GOD, SHE'S IN PAIN. 1546 01:08:11,721 --> 01:08:12,687 I SAY IT'S A BREECH. 1547 01:08:12,689 --> 01:08:14,089 YOU CAN TELL IN A SEC. 1548 01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:16,191 BLOOD PRESSURE'S DROPPING. 1549 01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:17,425 ABRUPTIO PLACENTAE. 1550 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:18,927 NO WAY! SHH! 1551 01:08:18,929 --> 01:08:21,262 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 1552 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:25,767 RIGHT! 1553 01:08:40,549 --> 01:08:42,150 OH, KIDS? 1554 01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:44,786 IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN. 1555 01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:49,991 THE BOOKSTORE REPORTS BRISK SALES OF T-SHIRTS 1556 01:08:49,993 --> 01:08:51,559 AND THE OTHER NOVELTY ITEMS. 1557 01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:53,128 THE BOOKS THEMSELVES ARE DOWN. 1558 01:08:53,130 --> 01:08:56,064 AH. THE SCHOOL CADAVER HAS BEEN PICKED CLEAN. 1559 01:08:56,066 --> 01:08:59,334 HOWEVER, THE GOVERNMENT OF HAITI 1560 01:08:59,336 --> 01:09:01,269 SELLS THEM FOR $3.00 A PIECE, 1561 01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:02,804 WELL WITHIN OUR BUDGET. 1562 01:09:02,806 --> 01:09:04,472 NOW TO THE LEDGER. 1563 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,875 I AM LONELY, GOMEZ. 1564 01:09:08,878 --> 01:09:11,880 YOU DON'T EVER REPEAT WHAT I SAY TO YOU, DO YOU? 1565 01:09:11,882 --> 01:09:13,815 OH, NO, NO, DOCTOR. 1566 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:15,517 NOT EVEN TO MRS. GOMEZ. 1567 01:09:15,519 --> 01:09:17,385 YOU ARE MARRIED? 1568 01:09:17,387 --> 01:09:19,020 SН, SН. 1569 01:09:19,022 --> 01:09:22,824 TELL ME, GOMEZ, DO YOU HAVE SONS? 1570 01:09:26,028 --> 01:09:27,862 MANY. 1571 01:09:29,098 --> 01:09:32,433 SOMEDAY, I, TOO, SHALL HAVE SONS. 1572 01:09:32,435 --> 01:09:35,003 AND A BEAUTIFUL WIFE. 1573 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,579 THE BOOKS ARE BALANCED. 1574 01:09:44,581 --> 01:09:46,214 THE ONLY OUTSTANDING BILL 1575 01:09:46,216 --> 01:09:47,949 IS FROM THE PHARMACY, 1576 01:09:47,951 --> 01:09:50,652 WHICH I CAN'T PAY 1577 01:09:50,654 --> 01:09:52,587 UNTIL MARIA COMPLETES HER INVENTORY 1578 01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:54,789 PER YOUR INSTRUCTIONS. 1579 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:55,690 UHH... 1580 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:58,593 I'LL GO TALK TO MARIA ABOUT THAT. 1581 01:10:01,897 --> 01:10:02,664 EXCUSE ME. 1582 01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:05,099 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE'S MARIA? 1583 01:10:05,101 --> 01:10:06,968 I DON'T KNOW. AN EARLY LUNCH? 1584 01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:10,205 OH, MISS PARKER. HELLO. HELLO. 1585 01:10:10,207 --> 01:10:12,707 DR. MADERA. SEСOR GOMEZ. 1586 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,008 HELLO. MAY I HELP YOU? 1587 01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:15,210 NO, LET ME SAY THIS. 1588 01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:16,945 ARE YOU HERE TO SEE ME? 1589 01:10:16,947 --> 01:10:17,612 YEAH. 1590 01:10:17,614 --> 01:10:19,614 SEE? SHE'S HERE TO SEE ME. 1591 01:10:19,616 --> 01:10:21,649 I WILL HELP HER. GO AWAY, GO AWAY. 1592 01:10:21,651 --> 01:10:23,918 AH, SO, YOU ARE HERE TO SEE ME. 1593 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:28,089 THAT'S KISMET. THAT'S FATE. IN WHAT REGARD? 1594 01:10:28,357 --> 01:10:31,926 I WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'M ENJOYING SCHOOL. 1595 01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:33,628 OH! 1596 01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:38,833 WANT TO TALK IN YOUR OFFICE? 1597 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:39,734 YES, I'LL BE DELIGHTED. 1598 01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:42,237 I'M VERY FLATTERED. THANK YOU. TELL ME MORE. 1599 01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:44,105 WELL, SEE, UM... 1600 01:10:44,107 --> 01:10:45,974 THE FACULTY IS EXCELLENT. 1601 01:10:45,976 --> 01:10:48,776 AND THE, UH, FACILITIES UHH, WELL... 1602 01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:52,580 MIND IF I CLOSE YOUR DOOR? NO, PLEASE. 1603 01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:55,950 WELL! UH... 1604 01:10:56,285 --> 01:10:58,953 AND THE, UH... 1605 01:10:59,555 --> 01:11:01,556 THE, UM... 1606 01:11:01,558 --> 01:11:02,557 THE, UH... 1607 01:11:02,559 --> 01:11:04,158 THE, UH... 1608 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:04,792 THE CURRICULUM? 1609 01:11:04,794 --> 01:11:06,127 YEAH! THE CURRICULUM... 1610 01:11:06,129 --> 01:11:08,263 WELL, THAT'S JUST...GOOD. 1611 01:11:08,265 --> 01:11:09,464 IT MEETS WITH YOUR APPROVAL. 1612 01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:11,165 YEAH, IT'S JUST PLAIN GOOD. 1613 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:12,267 I'M VERY HAPPY. 1614 01:11:12,269 --> 01:11:15,036 ANYTHING ELSE? 1615 01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:16,537 UM... 1616 01:11:16,539 --> 01:11:18,206 BOY, THAT'S A SWELL SUIT. 1617 01:11:18,208 --> 01:11:19,907 I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 1618 01:11:19,909 --> 01:11:21,609 WHERE DID YOU GET IT? 1619 01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:22,043 VENEZUELA. 1620 01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:24,012 I GET ALL OF MY CLOTHES IN VENEZUELA. 1621 01:11:24,014 --> 01:11:24,979 OH. 1622 01:11:24,981 --> 01:11:26,281 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE UP 1623 01:11:26,283 --> 01:11:27,615 ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME. 1624 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:28,116 PLEASE STAY. 1625 01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:30,285 BUT, YOU KNOW, I REALLY HAVE TO GO. 1626 01:11:30,287 --> 01:11:31,052 I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH 1627 01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:33,087 IF YOU'LL HAVE DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT. 1628 01:11:33,089 --> 01:11:33,521 I CAN'T. 1629 01:11:33,523 --> 01:11:34,722 IT WOULD BE VERY MEANINGFUL. 1630 01:11:34,724 --> 01:11:35,156 NO, NO. YOU KNOW, 1631 01:11:35,158 --> 01:11:36,758 I HAVE TO STUDY FOR THOSE WEEKLY FINALS. 1632 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:37,492 THEY'RE PRETTY TOUGH. 1633 01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:38,860 I WILL PUSH THEM BACK ONE DAY FOR YOU. 1634 01:11:38,862 --> 01:11:40,628 NO, NO, NO, I ENJOY THE PRESSURE. 1635 01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:41,996 NO, NO, YOU WILL ENJOY YOURSELF TONIGHT. 1636 01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:43,431 NO. WE HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS. 1637 01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:45,767 NO, WE DON'T. YES, WE DO. I DON'T THINK SO. 1638 01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:46,734 IT WOULD BE VERY NICE. SORRY. 1639 01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:48,169 YOU WILL HAVE A VERY GOOD TIME. 1640 01:11:48,171 --> 01:11:49,704 NO. IT WILL BE WONDERFUL. 1641 01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:50,338 I CAN'T. 1642 01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:51,372 I WILL ENJOY IT. NO. 1643 01:11:51,374 --> 01:11:52,607 I INSIST. MM-MMM. 1644 01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:53,975 I ORDER THIS! OK. 1645 01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:55,943 I BEG YOU TO DO THIS. OK! 1646 01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:57,645 OH, YOU SAID YES. I SAID FINE. 1647 01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:58,046 I WILL BE HAPPY. 1648 01:11:58,048 --> 01:12:02,850 I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT AT 6:30 AT THE DORMITORY. RIGHT. OK. 1649 01:12:04,687 --> 01:12:05,920 GOMEZ! 1650 01:12:05,922 --> 01:12:07,622 SН, DOCTOR. I AM HERE. 1651 01:12:07,624 --> 01:12:09,824 I AM GETTING MARRIED. 1652 01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:11,826 DON'T TELL MY MOTHER. 1653 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,761 OPEN UP ANOTHER BOX. WE'RE GONNA START 1654 01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:15,296 THE SECOND HALF OF THE BALL GAME. 1655 01:12:15,298 --> 01:12:17,265 [ SPANISH ] KEVIN MCHALE. 1656 01:12:17,267 --> 01:12:19,734 [ CONTINUES IN SPANISH ] 1657 01:12:27,076 --> 01:12:30,044 ...LARRY BIRD! [ SPANISH ] 1658 01:12:31,747 --> 01:12:33,314 IAY! 1659 01:12:34,683 --> 01:12:35,983 OK, OK. 1660 01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:38,052 WE'LL BRING YOU OVER TO THIS TABLE, OK? 1661 01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:40,888 COME ON, COME ON. DON'T WORRY. 1662 01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:43,691 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN LABOR? 1663 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,393 TWO DAYS. 1664 01:12:45,395 --> 01:12:47,395 TWO DAYS? OK, OK. 1665 01:12:47,397 --> 01:12:49,964 OK, OK, EASY. 1666 01:12:49,966 --> 01:12:51,666 EASY, JUST RELAX. 1667 01:12:51,668 --> 01:12:53,034 RELAX. 1668 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,737 DO I KNOW YOU? ARE YOU A PATIENT HERE? 1669 01:12:55,739 --> 01:12:57,939 NO, I DON'T. NO, NO? OK. 1670 01:12:57,941 --> 01:12:59,974 OK, ALL RIGHT. 1671 01:12:59,976 --> 01:13:02,677 ALL RIGHT. 1672 01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:05,346 HOW OFTEN ARE THE CONTRACTIONS? 1673 01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:07,014 FIVE MINUTES. 1674 01:13:07,016 --> 01:13:07,749 FIVE MINUTES? 1675 01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:10,051 YOU'RE HAVING A BABY. 1676 01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:11,719 YES! 1677 01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:12,120 YEAH, YEAH. 1678 01:13:12,122 --> 01:13:15,323 [ CALLING FOR DR. BRUJA IN SPANISH ] 1679 01:13:15,325 --> 01:13:18,126 DO YOU THINK YOU DROPPED YOUR WATER YET? 1680 01:13:18,128 --> 01:13:18,693 YES! 1681 01:13:18,695 --> 01:13:20,862 YES, YOU DROPPED YOUR WATER. OK, OK. 1682 01:13:20,864 --> 01:13:21,896 I'M GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE LOOK. 1683 01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:23,765 I'M GONNA LOOK UNDER HERE. 1684 01:13:23,767 --> 01:13:25,933 AND, UH, WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND? 1685 01:13:25,935 --> 01:13:28,035 PARKING THE DONKEYS. 1686 01:13:28,037 --> 01:13:29,771 OK, OK, OK. 1687 01:13:29,773 --> 01:13:34,075 I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A LOOK. OK. 1688 01:13:35,744 --> 01:13:36,210 OK. 1689 01:13:36,212 --> 01:13:37,311 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OK. 1690 01:13:37,313 --> 01:13:39,514 THIS FEELS NORMAL? THIS? 1691 01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:42,150 їSENOR, QUE PASA? 1692 01:13:42,152 --> 01:13:44,118 I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A SECOND, OK? 1693 01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:46,287 AND BREATHE, AND BR-- 1694 01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:53,728 OH, JESUS. JESUS! 1695 01:13:53,730 --> 01:13:56,431 I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU THE FIRST TIME. 1696 01:13:56,433 --> 01:13:57,899 COME, WE GO. 1697 01:13:57,901 --> 01:14:01,402 NO, NO, NO. YOU CAN'T! SHE'S IN HEAVY LABOR. 1698 01:14:01,404 --> 01:14:02,270 COME, WE GO. 1699 01:14:02,272 --> 01:14:03,204 NO, I'M TELLING YOU, 1700 01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:05,673 IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO TAKE HER AWAY. 1701 01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,146 CUT THE SHIT AND GROW UP! 1702 01:14:12,148 --> 01:14:13,214 COME OVER HERE. 1703 01:14:13,216 --> 01:14:14,482 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 1704 01:14:14,484 --> 01:14:16,818 LISTEN TO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY. 1705 01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:18,152 YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? HUH? 1706 01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:21,222 TAKE THESE KEYS. TAKE THAT CAR. 1707 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:22,056 DRIVE IT TO VALENCIA. 1708 01:14:22,058 --> 01:14:24,325 GO TO THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN. 1709 01:14:24,327 --> 01:14:25,460 GET THE PRETTIEST GIRL THERE, 1710 01:14:25,462 --> 01:14:28,196 BRING HER BACK HERE, AND DO IT NOW. 1711 01:14:28,198 --> 01:14:31,165 DO IT NOW! 1712 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,868 [ SPANISH ] 1713 01:14:33,870 --> 01:14:35,303 VAMOOSE! 1714 01:14:36,205 --> 01:14:37,738 BEUNO! 1715 01:14:37,740 --> 01:14:38,940 OK. 1716 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:42,844 OK, OK. I'M BACK. 1717 01:14:42,846 --> 01:14:45,746 IS THIS YOUR FIRST BABY? 1718 01:14:45,748 --> 01:14:47,081 YES. 1719 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:49,450 MINE, TOO. 1720 01:14:49,452 --> 01:14:52,353 [ SPANISH ] 1721 01:14:52,355 --> 01:14:56,224 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 1722 01:15:01,864 --> 01:15:03,564 NO, I HAVE NO SONS. 1723 01:15:03,566 --> 01:15:05,833 YOU SEE, MY WIFE, LIKE YOU, 1724 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:07,635 WAS A VERY HANDSOME WOMAN. 1725 01:15:07,637 --> 01:15:11,205 AND CONSERVATIVE, AS I HOPE YOU ARE. 1726 01:15:11,207 --> 01:15:13,007 BUT WHERE YOU ARE STRONG, 1727 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:13,875 SHE WAS WEAK. 1728 01:15:13,877 --> 01:15:15,910 YOU SEE, TERESA WAS BARREN. 1729 01:15:15,912 --> 01:15:17,845 SHE WAS INFERTILE. 1730 01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:20,214 SHE WAS, HOW YOU SAY... 1731 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:22,717 SHE WAS DEVOID OF EGGS. 1732 01:15:22,951 --> 01:15:25,319 MAY I HAVE A LITTLE PICKLE? 1733 01:15:25,321 --> 01:15:26,354 YES. 1734 01:15:26,356 --> 01:15:29,023 A LITTLE PICKLE. 1735 01:15:31,093 --> 01:15:32,293 HERE'S A LITTLE PICKLE. 1736 01:15:32,295 --> 01:15:33,094 THANK YOU. 1737 01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:34,996 AND, UH, IN THE FIVE YEARS 1738 01:15:34,998 --> 01:15:37,498 SINCE SHE HAS BEEN DEAD I HAVE BEEN-- 1739 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:42,103 MAY I ASK WHAT YOUR WIFE DIED OF? 1740 01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:43,371 SHAME. 1741 01:15:43,373 --> 01:15:45,206 SHE DIED OF SHAME. 1742 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:48,209 YOU SEE, MY FAMILY IS FROM-- 1743 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:52,046 MAY I HAVE SOME MORE PICKLE? 1744 01:15:52,848 --> 01:15:56,250 THERE IS A SMALL PICKLE. 1745 01:15:59,888 --> 01:16:00,922 YOU SEE, MY FAMILY IS FROM 1746 01:16:00,924 --> 01:16:02,557 THE PROVINCE OF CHIHUAHUA IN MEXICO. 1747 01:16:02,559 --> 01:16:04,926 YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH CHIHUAHUA? 1748 01:16:04,928 --> 01:16:07,428 THE LITTLE DOGS? 1749 01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:09,931 YES. CHARMING. 1750 01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:12,233 THE LITTLE DOGS. 1751 01:16:14,436 --> 01:16:15,336 CHIHUAHUA IS KNOWN 1752 01:16:15,338 --> 01:16:16,837 FOR THE VIGOR OF ITS MEN, 1753 01:16:16,839 --> 01:16:18,205 THE FORCE, AS I SAY, 1754 01:16:18,207 --> 01:16:19,407 OF THEIR PRIMAL ENERGY-- 1755 01:16:19,409 --> 01:16:21,309 THE GENETIC POWER OF THE-- 1756 01:16:21,311 --> 01:16:25,246 I'M SORRY. ARE YOU GOING TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES? 1757 01:16:26,148 --> 01:16:27,014 NO. 1758 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,616 YOU--YOU TAKE ALL OF MY FOOD. 1759 01:16:28,618 --> 01:16:29,951 BECAUSE, YOU SEE-- 1760 01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:33,054 NOT PRETTY. 1761 01:16:35,223 --> 01:16:36,490 THERE, THAT ONE! 1762 01:16:36,492 --> 01:16:39,026 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. COME! COME WITH ME! 1763 01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:41,162 WHERE WAS I? 1764 01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:41,596 YES. 1765 01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:43,464 THE VIGOR OF THE MEN OF CHIHUAHUA, 1766 01:16:43,466 --> 01:16:45,232 THE FORCE OF THEIR CREATIVE ENERGIES, 1767 01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:47,168 THE GENETIC THRUST-- 1768 01:16:47,170 --> 01:16:49,036 YOU SEE, YOU ARE THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 1769 01:16:49,038 --> 01:16:52,206 THEY COMING TO PICK YOU UP AND TAKE YOU TO SAN AUGISTIN. 1770 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:53,774 FORCED FROM THE BULL-LIKE NATURE 1771 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:54,542 OF THEIR LOINS-- 1772 01:16:54,544 --> 01:16:56,510 WOULD YOU HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 1773 01:16:56,512 --> 01:17:00,615 YES. MAY I ASK, ARE YOU CATHOLIC? 1774 01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:01,482 NO. 1775 01:17:01,484 --> 01:17:04,151 WELL, YOU MUST CONSIDER CONVERSION. 1776 01:17:04,153 --> 01:17:05,386 OK. 1777 01:17:06,521 --> 01:17:07,922 YES. 1778 01:17:07,924 --> 01:17:09,490 OH, YES. 1779 01:17:09,492 --> 01:17:11,959 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME? 1780 01:17:11,961 --> 01:17:13,094 NO. I DON'T KNOW. 1781 01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:15,496 NO, YOU SAID THE CLINIC? ME? 1782 01:17:15,498 --> 01:17:16,364 YES? 1783 01:17:16,366 --> 01:17:17,498 PLEASE, COME WITH ME! 1784 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,467 MY WIFE AND JEFF ARE HAVING A BABY! 1785 01:17:19,469 --> 01:17:22,269 ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN. IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 1786 01:17:22,271 --> 01:17:23,571 EVERYTHING'S OK, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 1787 01:17:23,573 --> 01:17:25,072 WILL YOU JUST TELL THAT MAN OVER THERE 1788 01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,641 THAT WE HAD TO GO. COME ON. 1789 01:17:26,643 --> 01:17:28,943 MUSICIANS, PLEASE. 1790 01:17:28,945 --> 01:17:31,312 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 1791 01:17:44,393 --> 01:17:46,494 [WHISPERING] 1792 01:17:46,496 --> 01:17:48,329 WHAT? 1793 01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:53,134 WAIT. PLEASE. 1794 01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:54,669 OH. 1795 01:17:55,737 --> 01:18:01,842 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 1796 01:18:03,145 --> 01:18:05,079 [CHANTING] 1797 01:18:10,185 --> 01:18:12,286 [PANTING] 1798 01:18:13,121 --> 01:18:14,689 BLOOD PRESSURE'S ELEVATED. 1799 01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:16,190 SHE'S IN LABOR TWO DAYS. 1800 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,325 I DON'T LIKE IT. 1801 01:18:18,327 --> 01:18:20,094 THE HEARTBEAT'S FAINT. 1802 01:18:20,096 --> 01:18:21,662 IT'S NOT WHERE IT SHOULD BE. 1803 01:18:21,664 --> 01:18:24,031 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 1804 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:26,167 JUST KEEP CHANTING. 1805 01:18:26,169 --> 01:18:27,501 [CHANTING] 1806 01:18:27,503 --> 01:18:29,303 WHAT IS THAT? 1807 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:30,204 IT'S ETHER, AN ANESTHETIC. 1808 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,006 SHE SHOULD CHEW ON A HERBAL ROOT. 1809 01:18:32,008 --> 01:18:34,075 DENNIS SAYS IT'S THE SAME AS VALIUM. 1810 01:18:34,077 --> 01:18:34,775 WHATEVER. LOOK, 1811 01:18:34,777 --> 01:18:35,776 SHE'S IN A LOT OF PAIN. 1812 01:18:35,778 --> 01:18:37,044 I WANT TO PUT HER OUT. 1813 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:37,778 WHEN I TELL YOU TO, 1814 01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:39,647 PUT THIS OVER HER NOSE LIKE THIS, OK? 1815 01:18:39,649 --> 01:18:40,648 OK? 1816 01:18:40,650 --> 01:18:45,186 OK, ESTRELLITA. OK, HONEY. OK. 1817 01:18:45,188 --> 01:18:47,288 OK, RELAX. 1818 01:18:47,290 --> 01:18:50,758 BREATHE. BREATHE. OK. 1819 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:52,359 BREATHE. 1820 01:18:52,361 --> 01:18:53,694 [THUD] 1821 01:18:53,696 --> 01:18:54,562 OH, GEEZ! 1822 01:18:54,564 --> 01:18:56,630 AAAAAAAAHHH! WHAT? WHAT? 1823 01:18:56,632 --> 01:18:58,466 IT'S COMING! 1824 01:18:58,468 --> 01:19:00,367 OH, MY GOD! IT'S A BREECH! 1825 01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:02,103 OH, NO! GO BACK IN! 1826 01:19:02,105 --> 01:19:03,504 WHAT'S A BREECH? 1827 01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:04,505 NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 1828 01:19:04,507 --> 01:19:06,474 NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. RELAX. 1829 01:19:06,476 --> 01:19:09,477 RELAX AND SLEEP, 1830 01:19:09,479 --> 01:19:11,212 BUT KEEP BREATHING. 1831 01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:12,379 AND BREATHE. 1832 01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:13,681 BREATHE. 1833 01:19:13,683 --> 01:19:15,282 BREATHE. 1834 01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:16,684 BREATHE. 1835 01:19:16,686 --> 01:19:18,519 BREATHE. 1836 01:19:18,521 --> 01:19:20,654 BREATHE AND RELAX. 1837 01:19:20,656 --> 01:19:21,255 GO BACK IN. 1838 01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:24,525 THE HEAD HAS TO COME OUT FIRST. 1839 01:19:24,527 --> 01:19:26,327 OH! 1840 01:19:26,329 --> 01:19:28,329 UH! 1841 01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:30,264 UH! 1842 01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:32,366 OH, GOD! 1843 01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:34,101 DON'T LET ME SCREW UP! 1844 01:19:56,124 --> 01:19:58,325 THERE'S YOUR MOM. 1845 01:19:58,327 --> 01:20:00,127 YEAH! 1846 01:20:16,678 --> 01:20:18,746 IT'S A BOY! 1847 01:20:18,748 --> 01:20:20,648 IGRACIAS! 1848 01:20:20,650 --> 01:20:25,186 HERE. HERE. YOU. MY FRIEND. 1849 01:20:25,887 --> 01:20:27,221 A GIFT. 1850 01:20:27,223 --> 01:20:29,557 GRACIAS, AMIGO. 1851 01:20:47,442 --> 01:20:51,212 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 1852 01:20:57,252 --> 01:21:01,155 [BELL RINGS] 1853 01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:07,461 GOOD MORNING 1854 01:21:07,463 --> 01:21:08,829 AND CONGRATULATIONS, DOCTOR! 1855 01:21:08,831 --> 01:21:11,131 LOOKS LIKE YOU AND YOUR FIANCEE 1856 01:21:11,133 --> 01:21:11,899 HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. 1857 01:21:11,901 --> 01:21:15,202 WELL, YOU DESERVE SOME PLEASURE. 1858 01:21:15,204 --> 01:21:16,570 IT'S EXTRAORDINARY TO ME, GOMEZ, 1859 01:21:16,572 --> 01:21:20,875 HOW YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO MISREAD THE SITUATION 1860 01:21:20,877 --> 01:21:22,943 AND SAY THE WRONG THING. 1861 01:21:22,945 --> 01:21:24,745 GET OUT OF MY SIGHT. 1862 01:21:24,747 --> 01:21:27,848 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE TODAY 1863 01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:31,518 OR ANY OTHER DAY. 1864 01:21:32,053 --> 01:21:34,054 DR. MADERA! 1865 01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:35,189 WHAT IS IT? 1866 01:21:35,191 --> 01:21:36,790 WE'VE BEEN ROBBED! 1867 01:21:36,792 --> 01:21:38,158 OH. 1868 01:21:39,361 --> 01:21:40,694 HA HA HA! 1869 01:21:40,696 --> 01:21:42,329 HA HA HA! 1870 01:21:42,331 --> 01:21:44,331 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 1871 01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:45,699 HA HA HA! 1872 01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:47,234 HA HA HA! 1873 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:49,637 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 1874 01:21:49,639 --> 01:21:50,905 AHEM! 1875 01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:53,374 WHAT'S THAT? 1876 01:21:53,376 --> 01:21:54,241 SANDOVAL. 1877 01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:59,146 DR. MADERA WANTS TO SEE THE GIRL. 1878 01:21:59,781 --> 01:22:03,350 ARE THESE FAMILIAR TO YOU? 1879 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,360 NO. 1880 01:22:13,362 --> 01:22:14,895 NO. 1881 01:22:15,163 --> 01:22:17,798 YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE AWARE OF YOUR ILLEGAL CLINIC 1882 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:19,967 AND BAND OF RENEGADE STUDENTS. 1883 01:22:19,969 --> 01:22:24,204 GEE...I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1884 01:22:24,206 --> 01:22:24,872 WHY DO YOU LIE? 1885 01:22:24,874 --> 01:22:26,740 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE. YOU'RE SAFE HERE. 1886 01:22:26,742 --> 01:22:31,412 AFTER ALL, I CANNOT HAVE MY WIFE INVOLVED IN A SCANDAL. 1887 01:22:32,347 --> 01:22:35,382 I THOUGHT YOUR WIFE WAS DEAD. 1888 01:22:35,384 --> 01:22:37,351 NO, I MEANT YOU. 1889 01:22:37,353 --> 01:22:39,320 I'M NOT YOUR WIFE. 1890 01:22:39,322 --> 01:22:42,489 NO, BUT YOU HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME, 1891 01:22:42,491 --> 01:22:44,758 AND YOU MUST BE PUNISHED. 1892 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,627 MARRY ME. 1893 01:22:48,830 --> 01:22:50,331 YES, YOU ARE SPEECHLESS. 1894 01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:51,732 THAT'S COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE. 1895 01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:55,302 BUT, IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A CRIMINAL, 1896 01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:56,603 YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. 1897 01:22:56,605 --> 01:22:58,339 AND I BELIEVE THAT GOD, 1898 01:22:58,341 --> 01:23:00,374 AFTER DEPRIVING ME OF A SON ALL THESE YEARS, 1899 01:23:00,376 --> 01:23:04,211 HAS SENT YOU TO ME SO THAT I MAY SPAWN. 1900 01:23:05,914 --> 01:23:07,881 NOW LISTEN TO ME, DR. MADERA, 1901 01:23:07,883 --> 01:23:09,583 I'M VERY FLATTERED. 1902 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,285 BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO MARRY ME 1903 01:23:11,287 --> 01:23:12,386 IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU. 1904 01:23:12,388 --> 01:23:13,587 YES, I WOULD. 1905 01:23:13,589 --> 01:23:15,322 I'D BETTER GO NOW. 1906 01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:16,957 THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE, ISN'T THERE? 1907 01:23:16,959 --> 01:23:18,492 THAT BOY, THAT AMERICAN BOY. 1908 01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:19,460 NO, THERE ISN'T. 1909 01:23:19,462 --> 01:23:20,794 WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME? 1910 01:23:20,796 --> 01:23:22,663 I SAW YOU THE NIGHT THAT YOU LEFT ME, 1911 01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,498 AND THAT DAY, THE NEXT DAY, 1912 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,300 RUNNING HAND IN HAND WITH HIM 1913 01:23:26,302 --> 01:23:27,601 AND GIGGLING TO YOURSELVES. 1914 01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:29,737 WHEN I WAS ADORING YOU FROM AFAR, 1915 01:23:29,739 --> 01:23:32,172 YOU WERE FORNICATING UNDER MY NOSE! 1916 01:23:32,174 --> 01:23:33,874 GET OUT OF HERE! 1917 01:23:33,876 --> 01:23:37,444 WAIT! DON'T GO. 1918 01:23:38,947 --> 01:23:40,981 IN LIGHT OF THE PRESENT SITUATION 1919 01:23:40,983 --> 01:23:42,616 I--I HAVE NO CHOICE 1920 01:23:42,618 --> 01:23:44,018 BUT TO EXPEL YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS 1921 01:23:44,020 --> 01:23:44,785 FROM SCHOOL. 1922 01:23:44,787 --> 01:23:47,921 AND WITH THAT, ANY HOPE OF A MEDICAL EDUCATION 1923 01:23:47,923 --> 01:23:49,523 WILL COME TO AN END. 1924 01:23:49,525 --> 01:23:50,457 HOWEVER... 1925 01:23:50,459 --> 01:23:55,863 I WILL RESCIND THAT ORDER IF, AS A WEDDING GIFT, 1926 01:23:55,865 --> 01:23:57,831 YOU WILL MARRY ME. 1927 01:23:57,833 --> 01:23:59,400 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1928 01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:00,701 TO PACK! 1929 01:24:00,703 --> 01:24:02,636 WELL, IT WAS INEVITABLE. 1930 01:24:02,638 --> 01:24:03,637 WHO DID WE THINK WE WERE KIDDING? 1931 01:24:03,639 --> 01:24:05,572 HOW LONG DID WE THINK WE COULD GET AWAY WITH IT? 1932 01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:08,409 IT WAS MY FAULT FOR GETTING EVERYBODY INVOLVED. NO, NO. 1933 01:24:08,411 --> 01:24:12,546 WILL YOU KNOCK THAT OFF? LOOK, WE ALL KNEW WHAT WE WERE GETTING INTO. 1934 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,081 THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER MEDICAL SCHOOL 1935 01:24:14,083 --> 01:24:15,049 SOMEWHERE THAT WILL TAKE US. 1936 01:24:15,051 --> 01:24:16,483 I HEAR THERE'S ONE IN THE PHILIPPINES 1937 01:24:16,485 --> 01:24:17,818 THAT WILL TAKE ANYBODY. 1938 01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:19,420 I THINK WE OUGHT TO STEAL SOME SCHOOL STATIONERY 1939 01:24:19,422 --> 01:24:21,655 AND FORGE OURSELVES SOME LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION. 1940 01:24:21,657 --> 01:24:22,389 THAT'S WHAT I THINK. 1941 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:23,724 WE COULD GO TO JAIL, SCHMUCK! 1942 01:24:23,726 --> 01:24:25,225 I SUGGEST WE LEAVE THE COUNTRY. 1943 01:24:25,227 --> 01:24:26,593 IT'S THE END OF THE CLINIC. 1944 01:24:26,595 --> 01:24:29,063 OH, YEAH, MADERA IS GONNA CLOSE IT FOR SURE. 1945 01:24:29,065 --> 01:24:30,697 LET'S CONTACT THE RED CROSS. 1946 01:24:30,699 --> 01:24:32,266 MAYBE THEY'LL TAKE IT OVER. 1947 01:24:32,268 --> 01:24:34,701 SURE, WE'RE ALLOWED ONE PHONE CALL FROM PRISON. 1948 01:24:34,703 --> 01:24:35,769 AND AFTER PRISON, 1949 01:24:35,771 --> 01:24:36,737 WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR CAREERS? 1950 01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:40,040 WE CAN ALWAYS BECOME CHIROPRACTORS. 1951 01:25:11,606 --> 01:25:12,940 AAAH. 1952 01:25:12,942 --> 01:25:14,975 [DOOR OPENS] 1953 01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:17,444 DR. MADERA? 1954 01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:19,980 YOU ARE THE DEVIL. 1955 01:25:19,982 --> 01:25:20,848 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 1956 01:25:20,850 --> 01:25:23,150 I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO BE LOGICAL. 1957 01:25:23,152 --> 01:25:25,919 I CAN'T TALK NOW. I'M A VERY BUSY MAN. 1958 01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,721 YOU CAN'T THROW US OUT OF SCHOOL. 1959 01:25:27,723 --> 01:25:28,922 YOU STOLE FROM ME. 1960 01:25:28,924 --> 01:25:31,091 YOU DISOBEYED ME ON EVERYTHING. 1961 01:25:31,093 --> 01:25:33,527 YOU PROMISED THOSE PEOPLE MEDICAL AID! 1962 01:25:33,529 --> 01:25:35,028 THAT'S WHAT WE GAVE THEM. 1963 01:25:35,030 --> 01:25:37,731 YOU CAN'T PUNISH US FOR THAT. 1964 01:25:37,733 --> 01:25:39,133 WHAT WE DID WAS RIGHT. 1965 01:25:39,135 --> 01:25:41,535 DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME WHAT'S RIGHT. 1966 01:25:41,537 --> 01:25:43,170 YOU WANT JUSTICE, BOY? 1967 01:25:43,172 --> 01:25:45,739 THE PISTOL IN MY COUNTRY IS JUSTICE! 1968 01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:50,210 I KNOW THAT, SIR. THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT ONE. 1969 01:25:50,212 --> 01:25:54,114 YOU DARE TO BRING A GUN INTO MY HOUSE? 1970 01:25:54,749 --> 01:25:58,185 I'M GOING TO BE A DOCTOR, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP ME. 1971 01:25:58,187 --> 01:25:59,520 I'VE ALREADY STOPPED YOU, 1972 01:25:59,522 --> 01:26:00,888 SO IF YOU WANT TO KILL ME, GO AHEAD. 1973 01:26:00,890 --> 01:26:01,822 I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE. 1974 01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:02,789 SHOOT ME OR GET OUT OF HERE. 1975 01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:05,492 I WILL. I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL SHOOT YOU. 1976 01:26:05,494 --> 01:26:06,627 I'LL SHOOT YOU RIGHT IN THIS ROOM. 1977 01:26:06,629 --> 01:26:08,228 YOU KILL ME, I'LL KILL YOU RIGHT BACK! 1978 01:26:08,230 --> 01:26:11,999 I'M NOT LEAVING THIS ROOM UNTIL WE RESOLVE THIS THING. 1979 01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:12,933 THERE IS NO RESOLUTION 1980 01:26:12,935 --> 01:26:14,768 EXCEPT THAT YOUR MEDICAL CAREER IS AT AN END. 1981 01:26:14,770 --> 01:26:16,203 NO, IT ISN'T. YES, IT IS. 1982 01:26:16,205 --> 01:26:17,638 NO, IT ISN'T. OH, YES, IT IS. 1983 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:18,639 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DO IT. 1984 01:26:18,641 --> 01:26:20,140 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 1985 01:26:20,142 --> 01:26:21,842 OH, YEAH? YEAH? THAT'S RIGHT. 1986 01:26:21,844 --> 01:26:22,543 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 1987 01:26:22,545 --> 01:26:26,580 YES, THAT'S WHAT I THINK, AND THAT'S WHAT I KNOW. 1988 01:26:27,582 --> 01:26:29,750 DR. MARX IS HERE LOOKING-- 1989 01:26:31,786 --> 01:26:33,253 CAN-- 1990 01:26:33,255 --> 01:26:34,988 HI, DAD. 1991 01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:37,624 I'M NOT NECESSARY HERE. 1992 01:26:38,593 --> 01:26:41,595 WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING HERE? 1993 01:26:43,998 --> 01:26:45,399 THOSE ARE REAL GUNS. 1994 01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:47,668 DAD, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1995 01:26:47,670 --> 01:26:51,238 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. CAN YOU GO OUTSIDE? 1996 01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:52,105 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE 1997 01:26:52,107 --> 01:26:54,541 UNTIL I FIND OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE! 1998 01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:55,509 YOUR SON IS A THIEF. 1999 01:26:55,511 --> 01:26:56,543 HE STOLE DRUGS FROM ME. 2000 01:26:56,545 --> 01:26:57,377 HE THOUGHT IT WAS TIME 2001 01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:59,379 TO OPEN HIS OWN CLINIC. 2002 01:27:01,683 --> 01:27:03,684 BULL CRAP. 2003 01:27:03,686 --> 01:27:07,721 I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE IT IS. 2004 01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:09,590 [SIREN] 2005 01:27:09,592 --> 01:27:12,159 IS THIS TRUE? 2006 01:27:12,161 --> 01:27:13,961 UMPH! 2007 01:27:15,863 --> 01:27:16,730 OK, SEСOR. 2008 01:27:16,732 --> 01:27:19,866 HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST ME, HUH? 2009 01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:24,204 HOW DO YOU GET PAID DOWN HERE, IN PESOS OR IN DOLLARS? 2010 01:27:24,206 --> 01:27:26,306 YOU CANNOT BRIBE ME. 2011 01:27:29,110 --> 01:27:31,745 YOU ARE SO ARROGANT, YOU AMERICANS! 2012 01:27:31,747 --> 01:27:34,581 YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE. 2013 01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:36,250 I KNOW ABOUT YOU. 2014 01:27:36,252 --> 01:27:37,884 HERE! 2015 01:27:38,753 --> 01:27:40,821 THERE IS MY DEGREE FROM UCLA, 2016 01:27:40,823 --> 01:27:42,689 THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA 2017 01:27:42,691 --> 01:27:43,757 IN LOS ANGELES, 2018 01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:46,159 WHERE I WAS AN INTERN IN THE HOSPITAL 2019 01:27:46,161 --> 01:27:48,295 AND WHERE I WATCHED DYING PATIENTS, 2020 01:27:48,297 --> 01:27:49,997 THEIR EYES LOOKING PAST ME 2021 01:27:49,999 --> 01:27:53,300 SEARCHING FOR AN ANGLO DOCTOR. 2022 01:27:53,302 --> 01:27:56,436 WELL, HERE, I AM THE ESTABLISHMENT. 2023 01:27:56,438 --> 01:27:59,172 YOU ARE THE CHICANO. 2024 01:27:59,174 --> 01:28:03,443 [SIREN] 2025 01:28:04,612 --> 01:28:06,913 I MEAN, STEALING DRUGS. 2026 01:28:06,915 --> 01:28:07,881 WHAT? 2027 01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:09,249 YOU NEEDED THE MONEY? 2028 01:28:09,251 --> 01:28:11,251 IT WASN'T FOR THE MONEY, DAD. 2029 01:28:11,253 --> 01:28:12,486 WE START-- 2030 01:28:12,488 --> 01:28:14,421 WHAT? 2031 01:28:14,423 --> 01:28:15,689 WHAT! 2032 01:28:17,158 --> 01:28:19,159 YOU POSED AS A DOCTOR? 2033 01:28:19,161 --> 01:28:22,529 TUESDAY AND THURSDAY NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS, DAD. 2034 01:28:22,531 --> 01:28:24,931 THAT IS FRAUD, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES! 2035 01:28:24,933 --> 01:28:27,834 IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT IT THAT WAY. 2036 01:28:28,870 --> 01:28:30,270 OHH. 2037 01:28:31,906 --> 01:28:33,307 UGH. 2038 01:28:33,309 --> 01:28:34,808 WHAT? 2039 01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:36,777 IT'S MY STOMACH. 2040 01:28:36,779 --> 01:28:38,612 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 2041 01:28:38,614 --> 01:28:40,347 I'M HAVING AN ULCER ATTACK 2042 01:28:40,349 --> 01:28:41,181 FROM ALL THIS. 2043 01:28:41,183 --> 01:28:42,816 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? 2044 01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:46,887 SOMEONE, I KNOW, WILL TAKE OUR PLACE. 2045 01:28:46,889 --> 01:28:50,657 YOU WON'T BE ABANDONED WITHOUT MEDICINE. 2046 01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:55,329 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO, FOR YOURSELVES, REMEMBER... 2047 01:28:55,331 --> 01:28:58,198 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 2048 01:29:02,070 --> 01:29:04,137 AND COOK YOUR PORK. 2049 01:29:04,139 --> 01:29:06,273 [SIREN] 2050 01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:19,586 WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? 2051 01:29:19,687 --> 01:29:21,755 WHO'S THAT MAN? WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM? 2052 01:29:21,757 --> 01:29:23,290 I HOPE HE'S A LAWYER. JEFF, WHO IS THAT? 2053 01:29:23,292 --> 01:29:27,661 IT'S MY FATHER. I JUST WANT TO GET HIM INSIDE. WHAT'S WRONG? 2054 01:29:30,765 --> 01:29:33,200 LET ME TAKE HIS OTHER ARM. 2055 01:29:33,202 --> 01:29:35,102 I'LL GET THE DOOR. 2056 01:29:35,104 --> 01:29:37,771 CAREFUL ON THOSE STEPS. 2057 01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:44,144 OW! OW! 2058 01:29:44,146 --> 01:29:45,145 JEFF, WHERE AM I? 2059 01:29:45,147 --> 01:29:46,880 IT'S GONNA BE OK, DAD. 2060 01:29:46,882 --> 01:29:47,748 IS THIS THE HOSPITAL? 2061 01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:49,683 SORT OF. GET A BLOOD PRESSURE ON HIM. 2062 01:29:49,685 --> 01:29:50,684 WHERE'S THE DOCTOR? 2063 01:29:50,686 --> 01:29:51,685 YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. 2064 01:29:51,687 --> 01:29:53,387 STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT, DAD. WHAT?! 2065 01:29:53,389 --> 01:29:55,422 YOU'RE SALIVATING. FEELING NAUSEOUS? 2066 01:29:55,424 --> 01:29:57,157 I'M HAVING AN ULCER ATTACK. 2067 01:29:57,159 --> 01:29:58,158 LYMPH NODES ARE NORMAL. 2068 01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:00,293 MY PERITONEAL WALL IS BURNING UP. 2069 01:30:00,295 --> 01:30:01,294 GET ME A DOCTOR. 2070 01:30:01,296 --> 01:30:02,696 YEP, HE'S GOT FEVER, 2071 01:30:02,698 --> 01:30:03,864 RAPID PULSE, DIARRHEA. 2072 01:30:03,866 --> 01:30:06,032 I KNOW WHAT I HAVE. IT'S MY ULCER! 2073 01:30:06,034 --> 01:30:08,702 GET ME A DOCTOR AND SOME MAALOX! 2074 01:30:08,704 --> 01:30:09,736 NO, DAD, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU 2075 01:30:09,738 --> 01:30:10,971 ANYTHING TO MASK THE SYMPTOMS. 2076 01:30:10,973 --> 01:30:12,239 I WANT TO GET A CORRECT DIAGNOSIS. 2077 01:30:12,241 --> 01:30:14,207 PLEASE! I'VE BEEN A DOCTOR 40 YEARS! 2078 01:30:14,209 --> 01:30:14,875 WELL, NOW YOU'RE A PATIENT. 2079 01:30:14,877 --> 01:30:17,878 KEEP HIS HEAD ELEVATED. KEEP HIS HEAD UP HIGH AND RELAXED.. 2080 01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:20,514 I WANT TO TAKE A BLOOD COUNT HERE. 2081 01:30:20,516 --> 01:30:22,282 BLOOD PRESSURE'S 160 OVER 80. 2082 01:30:22,284 --> 01:30:24,684 DOCTOR BRUJO, WE HAVE A PATIENT IN STRESS. 2083 01:30:24,686 --> 01:30:28,021 THANK GOD. A REAL DOCTOR. 2084 01:30:28,189 --> 01:30:31,458 I'M DOCTOR BRUJO. I WORK WITH YOUR SON. 2085 01:30:31,460 --> 01:30:32,893 OY VEY. 2086 01:30:32,895 --> 01:30:33,427 CHEW ON THIS LEAF. 2087 01:30:33,429 --> 01:30:35,429 IT WILL LOWER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE. 2088 01:30:36,764 --> 01:30:38,732 [CHANTING] 2089 01:30:39,467 --> 01:30:42,769 [CHANTING] 2090 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:45,472 JEFF, GET ME OUT OF HERE! 2091 01:30:45,474 --> 01:30:47,040 DAD, SETTLE DOWN. 2092 01:30:47,042 --> 01:30:49,843 THAT'S A HYPO! WHO ARE YOU? 2093 01:30:49,845 --> 01:30:53,046 THIS IS COMPAZENE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM. 2094 01:30:53,048 --> 01:30:54,781 NO INFECTION IN THE EYES. 2095 01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:56,516 THERE'S ABDOMINAL DISTENTION. 2096 01:30:56,518 --> 01:30:57,484 AH! OH! 2097 01:30:57,486 --> 01:30:59,820 PERITONEAL TENDERNESS. 2098 01:30:59,822 --> 01:31:00,987 HOW'S HIS BLOOD? 2099 01:31:00,989 --> 01:31:02,989 HIS WHITE CELL COUNT IS NORMAL. 2100 01:31:02,991 --> 01:31:04,925 DID YOU EAT ANYTHING TODAY, DAD? 2101 01:31:04,927 --> 01:31:06,760 LUNCH AT THE HOTEL. 2102 01:31:06,762 --> 01:31:08,462 UH-OH. THAT'LL DO IT. 2103 01:31:08,464 --> 01:31:10,197 HIS BLOOD PRESSURE'S GOING DOWN. 2104 01:31:10,199 --> 01:31:13,867 YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE LEAVES TO CHEW ON? 2105 01:31:14,802 --> 01:31:17,971 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 2106 01:31:21,576 --> 01:31:22,409 WHAT'S THE RUSH? 2107 01:31:22,411 --> 01:31:24,010 I COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH YOU. 2108 01:31:24,012 --> 01:31:24,945 HIS FATHER GOT SICK. 2109 01:31:24,947 --> 01:31:27,180 HE'S IN THE SCHOOLHOUSE. 2110 01:31:29,984 --> 01:31:31,952 DR. MARREX, YOU ARE NOT WELL? 2111 01:31:31,954 --> 01:31:32,586 EXCUSE ME. 2112 01:31:32,588 --> 01:31:33,987 I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ULCER, 2113 01:31:33,989 --> 01:31:36,189 BUT THE STAFF MADE A DIFFERENT DIAGNOSIS. 2114 01:31:36,191 --> 01:31:37,023 WE FOUND ROUNDWORMS 2115 01:31:37,025 --> 01:31:37,924 IN HIS STOOL SAMPLE, DOCTOR. 2116 01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:43,296 YES, WORMS SOMETIMES MIMIC THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ULCER. 2117 01:31:43,298 --> 01:31:44,865 DID YOU START COMPAZINE? 2118 01:31:44,867 --> 01:31:47,300 I GAVE HIM 1 CC. 2119 01:31:47,302 --> 01:31:48,301 BARTRUM? 2120 01:31:48,303 --> 01:31:50,170 YES, AND LOMOTIL. 2121 01:31:50,172 --> 01:31:53,273 AND BAY LEAVES. 2122 01:31:53,275 --> 01:31:54,374 HMM. 2123 01:31:54,376 --> 01:31:58,144 YOU TRAINED THESE KIDS WELL, DR. MADERA. 2124 01:31:58,146 --> 01:31:59,012 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 2125 01:31:59,014 --> 01:32:01,281 WE WILL TAKE YOU BACK TO THE SCHOOL INFIRMARY 2126 01:32:01,283 --> 01:32:03,016 AND GIVE YOU MORE TESTS IN THE MORNING. 2127 01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:04,851 PUT HIM IN THE LIMOUSINE, PLEASE. 2128 01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,254 YOU'LL BE MORE COMFORTABLE IN THERE. 2129 01:32:07,256 --> 01:32:08,755 COME, GOMEZ. 2130 01:32:12,193 --> 01:32:13,727 I HAD THE CLAP FOR SEVEN YEARS 2131 01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:16,162 BEFORE THEY CAME. ME, TOO! ME, TOO! EXCUSE, PLEASE. 2132 01:32:16,164 --> 01:32:18,131 I HAD CHRONIC EPIDERMAL NECROLYSIS AND NOW, LOOK. 2133 01:32:18,133 --> 01:32:20,867 PLEASE, SEСOR, DON'T CLOSE THE CLINIC, 2134 01:32:20,869 --> 01:32:22,202 OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF. 2135 01:32:22,204 --> 01:32:24,337 YOU'RE DESPICABLE. YOU'RE SUBHUMAN. 2136 01:32:24,339 --> 01:32:25,238 YOU'RE LOWER THAN LOW. 2137 01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:26,339 DO YOU WANT A RIDE TO THE TOWN? 2138 01:32:26,341 --> 01:32:29,075 DO YOU WANT TO PRESS CHARGES AGAINST THE STUDENTS? 2139 01:32:29,077 --> 01:32:30,010 NO, NO, NO, NO. 2140 01:32:30,012 --> 01:32:30,911 YOU DO THAT, YOU'LL THROW AWAY 2141 01:32:30,913 --> 01:32:32,812 THE BEST OPPORTUNITY YOU'LL EVER HAVE. 2142 01:32:32,814 --> 01:32:35,181 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT THE NAME MADERA 2143 01:32:35,183 --> 01:32:36,016 OVER THAT CLINIC. 2144 01:32:36,018 --> 01:32:37,150 LET SOME OF THE REPORTERS 2145 01:32:37,152 --> 01:32:38,118 TALK TO THE PEASANTS. 2146 01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:39,920 YOU COULD BECOME THE MOTHER TERESA 2147 01:32:39,922 --> 01:32:41,021 OF CENTRAL AMERICA. 2148 01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:42,222 THIS IS WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. 2149 01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:43,290 THIS IS WHAT THE PUEBLO PROGRAM 2150 01:32:43,292 --> 01:32:44,424 WAS DESIGNED TO DO FOR YOU. 2151 01:32:44,426 --> 01:32:46,593 YOU WANT ME TO CONSORT WITH CRIMINALS? 2152 01:32:46,595 --> 01:32:47,561 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT? 2153 01:32:47,563 --> 01:32:49,296 THAT'S SMALL POTATOES! 2154 01:32:49,298 --> 01:32:52,032 THE BIG STORY IS THE MADERA CLINIC, 2155 01:32:52,034 --> 01:32:53,800 WHICH NOT ONLY SAVED THE PEASANTS, 2156 01:32:53,802 --> 01:32:56,336 BUT SAVED THE LIFE OF AN AMERICAN SURGEON, 2157 01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:57,938 WHO WAS CURED BY HIS OWN SON, 2158 01:32:57,940 --> 01:33:00,073 A MEDICAL STUDENT AT YOUR SCHOOL! 2159 01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:01,207 YOU PASS THIS UP 2160 01:33:01,209 --> 01:33:04,077 AND YOU HAVE MY RESIGNATION. 2161 01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:07,547 YOU ARE BECOMING VERY AGGRESSIVE, GOMEZ. 2162 01:33:07,549 --> 01:33:11,084 JEFF, TOMORROW I'LL START MAKING PHONE CALLS. 2163 01:33:11,086 --> 01:33:14,487 I'LL STAY HERE AND GET LAWYERS FOR ALL OF YOU. 2164 01:33:14,489 --> 01:33:16,356 WE'LL FIND ANOTHER MEDICAL SCHOOL. 2165 01:33:16,358 --> 01:33:18,325 YOU KIDS DESERVE TO BE DOCTORS. 2166 01:33:18,327 --> 01:33:20,126 VAMONOS. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. 2167 01:33:20,128 --> 01:33:22,162 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 2168 01:33:22,164 --> 01:33:24,230 HEY, HANDS OFF THE SUIT, OK? 2169 01:33:24,232 --> 01:33:26,232 DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY. WE'LL HANDLE THIS. 2170 01:33:26,234 --> 01:33:27,634 YOU JUST GO HOME, 2171 01:33:27,636 --> 01:33:28,268 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 2172 01:33:28,270 --> 01:33:30,503 I'LL CALL MOM AND I'LL EXPLAIN EVEYRTHING. 2173 01:33:30,505 --> 01:33:33,139 I'LL TALK TO YOUR MOTHER. 2174 01:33:33,141 --> 01:33:34,174 SEСOR. 2175 01:33:34,176 --> 01:33:36,176 MOMENTITO. MOMENTITO. 2176 01:33:45,853 --> 01:33:47,921 DRINK A LOT OF FLUIDS. 2177 01:33:50,424 --> 01:33:53,460 I'M SO PROUD YOU'RE MY SON. 2178 01:33:55,496 --> 01:33:56,630 I LOVE YOU. 2179 01:33:56,632 --> 01:33:59,199 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 2180 01:34:05,539 --> 01:34:07,307 OK. 2181 01:34:08,809 --> 01:34:11,144 WHERE SHOULD WE HOLD THE STUDENTS? 2182 01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:13,279 TAKE THEM TO VALENCIA. 2183 01:34:13,281 --> 01:34:14,648 NO! NO! 2184 01:34:14,650 --> 01:34:16,249 NO! NO! 2185 01:34:16,251 --> 01:34:18,952 NO! NO! 2186 01:34:34,168 --> 01:34:35,035 AND QUICKLY, 2187 01:34:35,037 --> 01:34:37,537 BECAUSE THEY HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! 2188 01:34:41,042 --> 01:34:43,977 HE SAID WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! 2189 01:34:43,979 --> 01:34:47,213 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S A TRICK! 2190 01:34:47,215 --> 01:34:49,182 THANKS, DOC. 2191 01:34:54,155 --> 01:34:57,457 I, TOO, SHALL HAVE SONS SOMEDAY. 2192 01:34:57,459 --> 01:34:58,692 YOU SEE, 2193 01:34:58,694 --> 01:35:01,261 I AM FROM THE PROVINCE OF CHIHUAHUA. 166168

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