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[Ally] He's not just dancing.
He plays hockey.
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[Woman] Is he any good?
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I don't know.
I don't watch hockey.
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I think it's cruel
to the animals...
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to dress them up and make them
skate like that.
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Okay. One-- Obviously, befriending
little Chucky hasn't worked. Kick his ass.
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I beg your pardon?
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Your unconscious
is taunting you.
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Kick the baby's bottom.
Okay, how's the water?
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You're still doing
the underwater thing?
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Well, some. Less.
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"Well, some. Less."
Next week, let's work on whole sentences.
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What does "some less" mean?
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Isn't that your job--
to tell me what it means?
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All right then.
You've met a man.
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You're not feeling so underwater.
You're a little weakling.
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I am not a weakling.
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I skipped a lot of classes, I admit.
But this underwater thing-- it's fear.
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And now that you're
sort of with somebody--
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I'm not with anybody.
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- The doctor.
- I'm not with him.
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But the idea that you could be--
He's made you less afraid.
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Gee, you could latch on to a husband.
Your life's not a total waste.
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That's why you're not feeling
so underwater.
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Aren't you the all-American
little weakling?
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I am not a weakling.
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Come on. You need a man.
You're afraid of a baby.
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- I am not.
- Then kick his little bottom.
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This is not
normal therapy.
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You're not a normal person.
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Therapists are not even supposed
to use the word "normal."
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You used it first.
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[Hyperventilating]
Listen.
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I don't need to pay a therapist
to give me crap.
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I have a roommate
who does it for free.
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This is what
we're going to do.
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I want you to practice
walking through the water.
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When you feel
like you're drowning,
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you're gonna stand on your own
two feet and walk-- just walk.
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But first, the baby.
Get him.
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- Get him?
- Get him.
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{\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪
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{\an8}♪ Walkin' the linethat's painted by pride ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I have made mistakesin my life ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪
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{\an8}♪ For what love has to bringYeah, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got myself together ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been searchingmy soul tonight ♪
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{\an8}♪ I know there'sso much more to life ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I knowI can shine a light ♪
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{\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
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{\an8}I don't mean
to sound conservative,
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{\an8}but this woman doesn't sound
like a real doctor to me.
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{\an8}Well, sometimes I think
it's a practical joke,
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{\an8}but John Cage isn't really
what I would call a prankster.
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{\an8}- Does this woman make you feel better?
- Well, I-- I feel more free.
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{\an8}- You do?
- Yeah.
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{\an8}- Well, I'm certainly for that.
- [Chuckles]
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[Tires Screeching]
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-[Loud Crash]
-[Gasps]
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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[Laughing]
Yeah, I--
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I have these fantasies
sometimes.
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And I saw your smile and then
this vision of a giant stop sign,
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and then we, like,
hit somebody.
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Ally, we did hit somebody.
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{\an8}What is wrong
with you?
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{\an8}You went right through a stop sign!
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{\an8}I'm sorry. Are you all right?
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{\an8}Well, I-I don't know.
I'm-I'm a little shaken.
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- I really didn't see--
- How this could have possibly happened.
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Were you speeding?
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Was I speeding?
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- I wasn't looking--
- To be involved in an accident.
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Today we certainly were not.
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Let's just exchange information.
Do you wear prescriptive glasses?
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Does it look like
I'm wearing glasses?
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Let's just exchange information.
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There is no need for you or anybody else
to admit liability here.
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-You're one of them.
-Excuse me?
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I can see it.
You are one.
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-One what?
-A lawyer. You are one.
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I can tell
by the way you talk.
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Well-- So?
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What are you,
an accountant?
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Oh. I-- I didn't mean, uh--
[Uneasy Chuckle]
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I like accountants.
I do. Really.
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No. You meant it.
I saw it.
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You just
went through the stop sign?
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{\an8}Yeah, yeah.
Nobody got hurt, but--
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What were you doing in the doctor's car
so early in the morning?
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Did you two spend the night together?
If you don't mind my asking.
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No, we did not spend the night together.
We met for coffee.
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And, yes,
I do mind you asking.
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We just take an interest
in you personally, Ally. Bygones.
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{\an8}- Eva Curry. They've brought
a 12(B) motion to dismiss.
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{\an8}[Cow Bell Clangs]
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{\an8}- I thought I'd argue it myself.
- Uh, P-Poughkeepsie. P-Pough--
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{\an8}I've located a word which helps me
control my stuttering.
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{\an8}I've been using it
instead of the song.
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{\an8}- Poughkeepsie?
- Yeah. It's--
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{\an8}Isn't that, like,
a town in Rhode Island?
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{\an8}Uh, it's strictly phonetic.
There's nothing geographic in its genesis.
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{\an8}It-It-It-It--
Poughkeepsie.
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{\an8}Anyway, back to the case.
[Clears Throat]
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{\an8}Um, there is no case.
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{\an8}How do we make a claim for sexual
harassment when she wasn't harassed?
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{\an8}Res ipsa retainer. We'll meet with
the woman. She'll say whatever.
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{\an8}- We'll go in and argue it.
- Richard.
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{\an8}Don't talk to me about boundaries, Billy.
We're pioneers.
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{\an8}Upward and onwards. Done.
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We're pioneers.
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{\an8}She's a little aggressive with me, John.
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{\an8}That's how she is.
She comes right at you.
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{\an8}She charges me double time
if I take a moment.
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{\an8}- [Toilet Flushes]
-Really?
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{\an8}But she gets results.
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I'm working on
a new courtship smile--
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to connote adorability
and shyness.
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Ah.
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- Wanna see it?
- Sure.
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{\an8}Huh.
[Chuckles]
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{\an8}-That's-That's great.
-Really?
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{\an8}- [Door Opens, Closes]
-It-It was... adorable.
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Ally? I just got a call
from Oren Koolie's office.
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Who's Oren Koolie?
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A lawyer.
He represents the man
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that you and Dr. Butters
plowed into.
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He's wondering if you'll
be handling it.
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-He's already got a lawyer?
-Should I set up a meeting?
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Well-- Well, uh--
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Technically, I'm a witness,
but go ahead.
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Okay.
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Hi, John.
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Mmm! Excellent.
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[Door Opens]
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So he's suing me?
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I think he just wants
to flush out some quick money.
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I might as well
meet with the guy.
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That man look hurt
to you?
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No.
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But that's why I was trying
to steer you away
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from admitting anything, Greg.
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The way things are today,
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it would almost be unconstitutional
for him not to sue you.
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Um, I'm gonna bring in John Cage
because, uh, I could be a witness.
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You could be
a witness for him.
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You saw I was distracted a little
when I went through that stop sign.
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Yeah.
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I saw something like that.
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[Woman]♪ You see this guy ♪
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♪ This guy'sin love with you-- ♪♪
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-I'd better go.
- [Needle Scratches Across Record]
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-Patient's waiting.
-Okay.
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[Chuckles]
Um, I'll keep you posted.
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Great. Thanks.
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[Door Closes]
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-So he never asked you for sex.
-I've never even met him.
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No hostile work environment
or sexually charged atmosphere?
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No.
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And you're claiming
sexual harassment because--
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Some of the other women who've been
promoted have granted him sexual favors.
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It seems, if I've been left back
for not granting favors,
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it makes little difference that
I've never been asked to do so.
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- Excellent.
- Wait. These other women--
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they got their promotions as a direct
result of granting sexual favors?
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I can't really
say that for sure, but--
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But what?
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Well, Mr. Tyler is a nice man.
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He would never ask for any "quid pro quo"
thing, but it sort of becomes clear.
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You know how they say the way
to a man's heart is through his stomach?
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-Yes.
-Evidently, with Mr. Tyler,
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it's not through his stomach.
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Just-Just--
Just a second.
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- Your client never even met this man.
- Correct.
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- And so he never harassed her in any way.
- Correct.
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But other women
who were promoted--
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- they had had sexual relations with him.
- Yes.
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So your client is basically suing him for
actions he engaged in with other women.
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Yes.
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- Do we win?
- No.
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- What am I missing?
- Exactly.
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Your Honor, the laws of sexual harassment
are designed...
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to prevent women from being victimized
by sex in the workplace.
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- My client has been victimized.
- How?
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How? If others go up
by offering sex...
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and she stays in the same place
by not offering sex, it's the same result.
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- No sex, no advancement.
- First of all--
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What if women get the message:
To get a little ahead, you give a little--
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- Richard!
- Counsel!
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If you have a boss who's influenced
by sexual affection,
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the women who choose not
to exert that influence are penalized.
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Res ipsa de facto,
quid pro quo, "e pluribus penis."
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I would like to have
a short evidentiary hearing...
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to see if this
is even tenable.
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Your Honor, on this theory,
if a boss, say,
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has an affair with a woman
who gets promoted,
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every woman in the company
would be able to sue.
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He said it.
Do we win?
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[Sighs]
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He just makes me nervous.
I-I sweat too.
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He's in my office for two minutes today,
and I get all pitted.
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If you like him, you're supposed
to get nervous. That's the whole test.
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I don't bother to see a guy twice
if I don't get pitted.
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-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
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Why can't I just
be poised when it counts?
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He's charming, handsome.
He's a doctor.
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Well, when I'm nervous,
I just stick my breasts out.
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-Excuse me?
-Not really.
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But in my mind.
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Men go for my breasts
before they get to know me.
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So to feel more self-confident, I just
locate my esteem right there in my bosom.
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Stupid, but it works.
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Renee, I would love to find
my esteem in your bosom, but--
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-What do men go for with you?
-I don't know.
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Probably my eyes.
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Men don't go for eyes.
That's a big lie. What else?
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Well-- My lips?
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Good. So if you get nervous
about the guy, just think lips.
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-Oh, please.
-No, Ally.
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I know your therapist
is good,
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but there are some things
that I know. Trust me.
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I am not talking about
little flirt games.
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That song, "Good Night My Someone"--
the one that I sing every night.
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This could be "someone."
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Just think lips.
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[Sighs]
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00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,538
I'm told he won't deny
the relationships.
234
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,332
Even so-- Maybe I just don't
have the pioneering spirit.
235
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,376
-Attitude, Georgia.
-I got attitude, Richard.
236
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,505
[Sighs, Drops Files]
237
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,175
-Oh. [Murmurs]
-Right.
238
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,844
[Men Chanting] Ooga, chaka!Ooga, ooga, ooga, chaka!
239
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:45,514
Ooga, ooga, ooga, chaka!Ooga, ooga, ooga, chaka!
240
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:50,102
Ooga, ooga, ooga, chaka!Ooga, ooga, ooga, chaka!
241
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,772
Ooga, ooga, ooga, chaka!
242
00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,571
- [John] Ally!
- [Woman] Oren!
243
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,449
Are you all right? Don't move.
Is anything broken?
244
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,409
- [Woman] Are you okay, honey?
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
245
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,495
Is everything all right?
Are you sure you're okay?
246
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,998
Oh! Are you all right?
I am so sorry.
247
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,834
-I think.
- I thought you were somebody else.
248
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,628
I am so sorry.
249
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,630
-I'm okay.
- Are you sure?
250
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,966
- I kicked you really hard.
- Yes, you did.
251
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,177
[Woman #2]
Why did she do it?
252
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,471
-I'm okay.
-All right.
253
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,767
You're a mean, mean woman.
254
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:33,020
I am so sorry.
255
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,688
Ally, this is Oren Koolie.
256
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,024
He's representing the driver
of the other car.
257
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:40,194
- [Air Rushes]
-Um, how--
258
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,905
Uh, what?
259
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,407
Oren, could you excuse us
for one second?
260
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:49,036
Yeah. Actually, I think
I could u-use a second myself.
261
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,416
[Sighs]
God!
262
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,711
Child prodigy?
He's a lawyer?
263
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,840
Evidently a good one.
264
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,925
That's just ridiculous,
even for this office.
265
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:06,470
- He looks like he's four years old.
- Actually, he's almost 10.
266
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,889
He has a hormone deficiency
which prevents him from growing.
267
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,184
That little boy
is almost 10 years old?
268
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:16,230
Yes, and he's a genius.
He went through law school in 11 months.
269
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,525
So, he-he's real.
270
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,819
Other people see him.
It's not just me.
271
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:22,736
He's real.
272
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,658
I'll be brief.
273
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,244
Give me what I want--
I'll go away.
274
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,162
What is it
you're looking for?
275
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:36,667
125,000 up front--
putative damages.
276
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,296
- How old are you really?
- Ally.
277
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,883
It's just I don't even know what
"putative" means. How old are you?
278
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,802
I'll be 10
in less than a month.
279
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,723
Ms. McBeal,
you kicked me.
280
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,641
I think
you should play nice.
281
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,020
I'm sorry.
I-I-- I can't.
282
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:59,815
-I just-- Could I take a moment?
-Take as long as you need.
283
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,859
I'll be back.
284
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,458
They initiated the affairs.
285
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,543
- The other women?
- Yes.
286
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,962
- And did you promote these women?
- Eventually.
287
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,423
Was there any quid pro quo?
Did they proposition you?
288
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,635
- "I'll do this for you if"--
-Absolutely not.
289
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,512
So, that the three female employees
you had sex with...
290
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,724
were also the three women you promoted--
that's just a coincidence.
291
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:37,227
- I didn't say that.
- It wasn't a coincidence?
292
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:40,397
Look, let's be realistic.
When you become intimate with a person,
293
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,233
you probably become more invested
in his or her future.
294
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,903
People do tend
to promote their friends.
295
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,113
Maybe that's what happened here.
296
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:52,368
But I will say the promotions had nothing
to do with any promise of sexual favors.
297
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,411
If I didn't think
they could do the job,
298
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,914
they never would have
been advanced.
299
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,083
So then, had you gotten
to know Ms. Curry better,
300
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,669
you might have developed
more of an investment in her future.
301
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,170
Possibly.
302
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,089
Could you describe
your typical work day?
303
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,758
Meeting after meeting
after meeting.
304
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,135
- You never even really take lunch.
-That's true.
305
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,763
In fact, the only real opportunity
to get to know you...
306
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:15,933
would be after hours.
307
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,894
I guess that's fair.
308
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,236
-Nine years old?
-He'll be 10 in a month.
309
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,445
You kicked him?
310
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,366
I didn't know he was real.
I thought he was pretend.
311
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,284
You only kick
pretend people?
312
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:35,953
Yes.
313
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,455
And don't smile at me
like that.
314
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:41,959
That's what got you into this accident.
You smiled first.
315
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,211
I really think
it was your smile.
316
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,263
Such a dangerous smile.
317
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,476
Well--
318
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,353
- [Air Hisses]
-I stayed too long.
319
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,814
I'm late for a procedure.
320
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,110
- I'll call you later.
- Sure.
321
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,237
Great. I'll call you
this afternoon.
322
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,494
He's afraid of you.
Why make that your problem?
323
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,621
- He's afraid.
-Why?
324
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,956
He's interested.
325
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,958
Men are supposed to pounce
when they're interested.
326
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,461
- That's--
- Hello? They pounce on the wrong girls.
327
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,380
When it's the right girl,
they turn into bumbling little chickens.
328
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:33,302
You dropped your head
right on the table, didn't you?
329
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,179
- How did you know?
- Butter on your forehead.
330
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,931
You might want to wipe it off before
your next session with the midget.
331
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,143
"Little person."
Not "midget."
332
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,562
-Tracy-- Can I call you Tracy?
-No.
333
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,023
And don't stand either.
Down you go.
334
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,862
I don't think
Greg's afraid of me.
335
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,906
I have a pretty good radar
for this kind of thing.
336
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,241
I think that he's
picking up on my fear,
337
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,994
and that's what
makes him uncomfortable.
338
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,497
This is a great guy,
and he makes me nervous.
339
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,499
- Theme song.
- I tried.
340
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,459
It-It's not enough.
341
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,670
Mmm. Bugger.
342
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,715
- You need Pips.
- I'm sorry?
343
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,801
Okay, this next thing I don't recommend
to many of my patients...
344
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:17,179
because, quite frankly,
it requires a large inner world...
345
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,474
which not many people have,
but you certainly do.
346
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:24,353
But, um-- Okay, have you ever seen
Gladys Knight and the Pips?
347
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,772
- Yes.
- Ever seen Gladys without the Pips?
348
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,607
I think.
349
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,193
Well, let me tell you,
she's great alone.
350
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,403
But with them--
[Exhales] another level.
351
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,656
And why shouldn't she be?
With that kind of backup behind her,
352
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,574
it's bound
to bolster confidence.
353
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:42,079
Now, what I want you to do is,
when you play your theme song,
354
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:46,750
I want you to visualize
your very own Pips behind you.
355
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,794
We're nothing together
without trust.
356
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,589
Now, look.
357
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,676
I played along when you wanted me
to attack the baby.
358
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,054
And you did, and I'm so proud.
Who knew he was real? Fluke.
359
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,849
Your very own Pips.
360
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,601
An imagination
is a terrible thing to waste.
361
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,648
I'm not accusing him
of being a bad person.
362
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,024
What is your accusation?
363
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,569
[Sighs] Look.
The head of my company-- him--
364
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,946
he's a single man who likes to date.
365
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,699
Normal, healthy sex drive, I guess.
366
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,703
And women at my workplace prey on him.
They get ahead doing so.
367
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,872
By your own admission,
the women are predators.
368
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,415
That doesn't make
any real difference.
369
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:29,334
I suppose I have the same opportunity
to throw myself at him.
370
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,171
I choose not to.
As a result, I don't get promoted.
371
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,174
Maybe it's a backwards
quid pro quo,
372
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,218
but I work in an office where
going forward or not going forward...
373
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,220
is connected to sex.
374
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,640
Are you saying he shouldn't be allowed
to date women who work at the company?
375
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,850
I'm not saying that.
376
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,685
Are you saying
he shouldn't be permitted...
377
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,688
- to promote women he's dated?
- I'm not saying that either.
378
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:53,317
But that's why you're suing--
because he promoted women he's been with.
379
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,652
I'm suing because
going after him physically...
380
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,447
seems to be my best shot
at career growth,
381
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,282
and I don't think
that's right.
382
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,784
-[Elevator Bell Dings]
-I don't think this case is right.
383
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,203
Well, we're in it now.
Bygones.
384
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,162
Richard, I'm sorry.
385
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,580
-I have a problem with--
-Cramps.
386
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:10,125
-Excuse me?
-What, men can't cramp?
387
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,585
You think women
have priority there?
388
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,462
I can't tolerate that
kind of gender bias, Georgia.
389
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,880
If I were John,
I'd be taking a moment now.
390
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,340
[Sighs]
391
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,594
Billy, next to him,
392
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:24,056
is-is this lawsuit not the most ridiculous
thing in the world?
393
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,892
No. The most ridiculous thing
is we might win.
394
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,028
I-I think I need
to take a long walk.
395
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,745
Oren, it isn't
just about settling.
396
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,872
This does go on
my client's driving record.
397
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,333
It drives up the premiums.
398
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,126
Well, he did run
the stop sign.
399
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,672
Well, I understand that you think he did,
but without witnesses--
400
00:20:56,755 --> 00:21:00,550
Wait just a second.
Are you denying liability?
401
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:03,887
I am not denying
or admitting anything.
402
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,348
In fact,
since I was a witness,
403
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,309
I might have an ethical obligation
to disqualify myself.
404
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,895
Then why are you here
at this meeting?
405
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,064
I am here
because you are here...
406
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,566
trying to take a shortcut
to settling.
407
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,361
♪♪ [Muffled Singing]
408
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,323
What was that?
409
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,618
-I heard that.
-It was irrelevant.
410
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,704
You hummed a munchkin song.
411
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,290
- I did no such thing.
- No, he didn't.
412
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,167
Look, any advice I give to my client
about a settlement,
413
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,002
it assumes
that you can prove liability.
414
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,337
I am not convinced
that you can.
415
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,631
And since we are far from
convinced about damages,
416
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,800
we are not prepared
to offer you anything else.
417
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:44,428
What? Nothing?
418
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:46,972
Sorry.
419
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:50,100
You can't offer nothing.
Your guy ran the sign.
420
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:53,186
We'll pay your client's deductible,
but if he isn't hurt--
421
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:56,356
and I don't think he is-- then we are not
offering you anything else.
422
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,734
That isn't fair.
423
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,153
I'm-I'm sorry.
424
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,658
[Whimpering]
425
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,124
[Crying]
426
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,959
[Sighs]
427
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,378
Well, what's he doing?
428
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:21,423
- He's crying.
- [Crying Continues]
429
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:24,885
It-- It isn't fair!
430
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,389
He's nine.
431
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,603
We'd better get his mother.
432
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,605
I'm sorry.
433
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:39,858
You hurt my feelings.
434
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,904
I'll get his mother.
435
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:46,865
[Crying Continues]
436
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,787
[Sighs]
437
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,874
He just hates to lose.
438
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:58,502
Mrs. Koolie, maybe
he shouldn't be a lawyer.
439
00:22:58,585 --> 00:22:59,544
What am I gonna do?
440
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,005
He hates baseball.
441
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,841
-He's good at this, and--
-He's throwing his shoes.
442
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,928
- [Shoes Plopping]
- [Sighs] I'll take him home.
443
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:10,430
No. No, no, no.
It-It isn't that.
444
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:13,850
It's-- How can you let him
practice law?
445
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,520
He's a child.
446
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,522
Ms. McBeal, children
won't play with him.
447
00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:20,232
Neither will adults.
448
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,610
The only way he can get anybody
to sit in a room with him
449
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:24,694
is by deposition.
450
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:27,406
Do you have any idea what it's like
to be a child genius?
451
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:30,158
It isn't fun.
452
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,577
[Shoes Continue Plopping]
453
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,376
Oren, hold your fire.
454
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,176
- And where are you?
- You're a mean woman.
455
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,429
Please come out.
456
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,725
Listen to me.
457
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,400
Come here.
458
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:14,244
Okay. I don't know anything
about child prodigies or geniuses.
459
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,621
The Mensa club
never sent me my application.
460
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,833
But I do know that you are too young
to be exposed to lawyers,
461
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,835
much less play with them.
462
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:23,920
Oren, I am not saying
463
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,882
that you should go out
and finger paint, but you're a child.
464
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:31,178
And if you're such the genius,
you should know that kids need childhoods.
465
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,972
I only plan to be a lawyer
till I'm 12.
466
00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:36,308
Then I'm going to be
an ophthalmologist.
467
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,435
Oh.
468
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:52,073
What about 75?
469
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,826
I think I can sell
75 to my client.
470
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,499
[Exhales]
471
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,542
- Where's Georgia?
-She should be here. Ready?
472
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,628
As ready as I get.
I want Georgia at our table.
473
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,796
It's important we speak not only
from strength but estrogen.
474
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,342
Richard, you do realize this is uncharted
territory on sexual harassment?
475
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:13,678
Oh, I know. I know.
I even consulted the law on this one.
476
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,641
Wh-- What did you do?
477
00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:20,810
Cut my hair.
Like it?
478
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,479
It's shorter.
479
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:25,148
Oh, no. I asked him
to cut it longer.
480
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,359
I think
it's a good length.
481
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,361
You touch my wattle,
I break your finger.
482
00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:31,154
It was just for luck.
Bygones. Court.
483
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,659
-You really cut it.
-You don't like it?
484
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:39,704
I-I do. It's--
It's a little radical.
485
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,458
I just decided
to take a wild leap.
486
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,589
[Cowbell Clanging]
487
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:52,759
Your Honor, personally,
I hate sexual harassment laws.
488
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,928
The original force behind them
were disgruntled lesbians...
489
00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:57,180
who felt that they weren't given
the same opportunity to get ahead.
490
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,807
[Judge Spitt]
Excuse me.
491
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,643
{\an8}- Disgruntled lesbians?
- Yes.
492
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:05,355
Lesbians started
sexual harassment laws?
493
00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:06,523
Along with ugly women who were jealous
494
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,400
because pretty girls got all the breaks
in the workplace.
495
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:11,695
If you look at the majority of women
that bring these suits-- ugly.
496
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:14,489
A pheasant flies through the room--
they point.
497
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,576
Mr. Fish,
498
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:21,913
without going to the depths
of where you have now taken us,
499
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:26,501
how does this argument remotely support
your cause of action today?
500
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:30,422
Simple. My cause of action is premised
on the notion that women are victims.
501
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,340
They need special help.
502
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,551
When you look at the evolution
of these sexual harassment laws,
503
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:36,928
what we're really saying is that women
504
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:39,472
should qualify under
the Federal Disabilities Act.
505
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:42,517
They are less able. They cannot cope
with romance in the office place.
506
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:46,021
They cannot contend with having to do
a job and have a man smile at them.
507
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,856
It's too much.
508
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,941
Look where we are, Judge.
509
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:53,320
It used to be "quid pro quo."
Then it became "hostile environment."
510
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:56,740
Now it's Seinfeld episodes.
Women can't take it. They bruise.
511
00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:59,743
The laws of this land are here
to protect the weakest...
512
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:02,162
and most vulnerable members
of our society.
513
00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:04,080
She's a woman.
Protect her.
514
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,302
Did you really expect that
to be persuasive?
515
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:18,303
Yes.
516
00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:21,431
She's a woman,
therefore disabled?
517
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,683
[Elevator Hitches]
518
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,436
-Georgia, give me your shoe.
-Excuse me?
519
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:28,897
May I just hold it for a second?
I promise it's not a fetish.
520
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,066
[Sighs]
521
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:36,112
Why would a grown person
walk around in something like this?
522
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,490
These are hugely uncomfortable,
they make it easier to fall,
523
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:39,741
plus they cause back problems.
524
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:42,952
-But, hey, just call it fashion.
[Sniffs]
525
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:45,622
What kind of person would spend
the equivalent of two years
526
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:46,748
painting her face,
527
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:48,500
pluck out her eyebrow hairs
528
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:51,169
and plant silicone or saline
into her chest?
529
00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:53,838
There is a name
for this kind of person-- woman.
530
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,841
She does all these things
because men-- we like it.
531
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,843
Don't talk to me
about equality.
532
00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,346
Don't tell me
you're not disabled.
533
00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:12,065
So you're gonna take him
to the aquarium?
534
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,859
-Well?
-Ally, he's opposing counsel.
535
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,487
He's also a child.
I don't care if he's a genius.
536
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:20,448
- What about his mother?
- She tries.
537
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,867
He won't go with her.
He'll go with me.
538
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:27,455
- [Laughing]
- What?
539
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:31,209
You are somethin'. I wish I could get you
to take me to the aquarium.
540
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,378
[Thinking]That's an invitation.
541
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,672
I'd take you.
542
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,509
Really?
543
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,888
[Snapping Fingers]
544
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:46,182
Hmm. Where do you
wanna go?
545
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,853
- Where do you wanna take me?
- Maybe over my knee.
546
00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:52,522
- Ex-Excuse me?
- [Air Whooshes]
547
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,649
Kidding.
That was a joke.
548
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,485
Huh. Well, maybe it's time
549
00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,362
to turn this whole thing over
to my insurance company.
550
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,405
If it'll go within
policy limits--
551
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:01,239
Okay.
552
00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:04,534
I'll get the numbers down as low as I can,
and then I'll let them take over.
553
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:07,746
- Okay. Let me know.
- Will do.
554
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,206
G-Greg?
555
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,333
I'll let you know.
556
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,879
Great.
557
00:29:18,631 --> 00:29:22,135
[Vonda] ♪ Every nightI hope and pray ♪
558
00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:23,720
- [Sonar Pinging]
- ♪ A dream lover ♪
559
00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,054
♪ Will come my way ♪
560
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,891
-Why did you let him leave?
-What was I supposed to do?
561
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:29,809
You wanted him to stay.
562
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,102
You think that he really
wanted to stay.
563
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,687
So, I don't know.
What to do?
564
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,439
How about say something
like, "Stay"?
565
00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,567
Don't mock me, Tracy.
I'm not in session now.
566
00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:40,612
Look, you asked me to come
and see your little world.
567
00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:41,446
Here I am.
568
00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:43,740
And I've been listening
to you-- And you.
569
00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,826
You should make an appointment,
but we can discuss that later.
570
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,829
And I can't believe what
a wimpy little thing you are.
571
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:52,290
You, too, which we
can also discuss later.
572
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:55,084
Wait. This is your therapist?
573
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,419
A guy walks out of your office,
574
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,463
and you think that maybe
you oughta change toothpaste.
575
00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:01,549
-And you, Tressie--
-What about me?
576
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:05,094
Oh, getting all worked up
about this little case of yours.
577
00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:08,598
Both of you, you can't stand being
liked for your sex appeal...
578
00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,850
and you can't stand
not being liked for it.
579
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:13,686
Don't analyze me. I am not your patient,
and I don't plan to be.
580
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:15,230
Yes, you don't need me.
581
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:17,273
All you need for a life change
is a haircut.
582
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,942
-A cheap one at that.
- [Laughing]
583
00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:21,236
-Don't you laugh.
-Sorry.
584
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:23,696
[Sighs] Look at your friend
out there.
585
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:26,074
Now, she's in charge.
586
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,076
She uses her sex appeal
as a power.
587
00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:31,162
She knows she's got it, she uses it,
and she gets what she wants.
588
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,457
Oh, and that makes us stronger--
using sex as a power?
589
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:37,126
Of course sex is a power,
and it's ours.
590
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:40,713
The problem with you two is you just
assume it's the man's playing field...
591
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,215
when it's ours.
592
00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:44,509
- ♪♪ [Band: 60s Pop]
-Ah!
593
00:30:44,592 --> 00:30:46,803
Oh, Cuff Links.
Theme song.
594
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:49,305
-Hey.
-Hey. Who are you?
595
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:52,392
-Billy.
-Ah. Billy.
596
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:53,685
[Vonda]♪ Tracy, when I'm with you ♪
597
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:54,894
Come then.
598
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:58,898
♪ Somethin' you dobounces me off the ceiling ♪
599
00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:01,568
♪ Tracy, day after day ♪
600
00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:05,488
♪ When you're this wayI get a lovin' feeling ♪
601
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:09,701
♪ Come with me ♪
602
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,370
♪ Don't say no ♪
603
00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:17,208
Um, this is the woman in charge
of your emotional welfare?
604
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:20,545
♪ Tracy, never let go ♪
605
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:25,258
[Fading Out] ♪ Tracy, you'regonna be happy with me ♪♪
606
00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:42,025
Sixty is less than
nuisance change.
607
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:44,527
Look, Mr. Koolie, we're not even
authorized to settle.
608
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,654
Yes, you are.
No deal, Biscuit.
609
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,031
-Mr. Koolie--
-No.
610
00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,741
I don't like this tactic
611
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,367
of disappearing
under the table. You--
612
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:53,953
♪ Da, da, da ♪
613
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,914
-Poughkeepsie.
-Come out, Oren.
614
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,248
I'll come out
when you make a decent offer.
615
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,250
Come out.
616
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,793
And I may sue you.
617
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,295
-What?
-You kicked me
618
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:04,339
and fondled me on your lap.
619
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,299
Hey! Is that how you plan
620
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:08,343
to practice law, Oren--
extortion?
621
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,178
If it'll serve my client.
622
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:13,473
Like I said,
I'm done being nice.
623
00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:16,684
Nice? This is you being nice?
You have been nothing but arrogant...
624
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,770
except when you take time out
to either cry or be conniving.
625
00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:20,855
Yesterday, you practically
tried to breast-feed.
626
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,358
- You take that back!
- I won't take it back!
627
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:24,776
You wanna play with the grown-ups
in the real world?
628
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:27,445
This is it.
This is the real world.
629
00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:30,239
And real lawyers, they don't fork over
settlement money like lollipops.
630
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:33,326
You don't get special exceptions
'cause you're tiny.
631
00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:38,957
[Oren Crying]
632
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,292
[Ally]
Oh. oh.
633
00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:44,879
I went home last night
with one mission--
634
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:49,133
find a way to dismiss
the plaintiff's preposterous claim.
635
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,761
- But I failed.
- Yes!
636
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:54,764
Thank you, Your Honor.
Trial date?
637
00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:59,644
- May I finish?
- Oh. Certainly.
638
00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,651
Mr. Stone, though the current law
639
00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:09,570
does not yet really cover
Ms. Curry's claim,
640
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:13,408
the spirit of the law is to prevent women
from being victimized...
641
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,660
by sexually charged
office environments.
642
00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:20,081
I'm just not sure...
she hasn't been victimized.
643
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:23,501
I think we need a trial
to find out.
644
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,461
[Gavel Raps]
645
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:29,132
[People Chattering]
646
00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:31,009
[Elevator Bell Dings]
647
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:32,885
You doubt me. Maybe now
you'll stop doubting.
648
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,095
Yes, this is such a great victory.
649
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:36,389
Why don't we bust out the cigars
or something else phallic?
650
00:33:36,472 --> 00:33:38,349
I don't know why you have
such a problem with us...
651
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,184
promulgating the advancement
of the women's movement.
652
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:42,520
Richard, the only movement you promulgate
takes place in the unisex.
653
00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:44,480
You insulted women's
rights with this case.
654
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:45,857
-How?
-You made a mockery of
655
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:46,899
the sexual harassment laws.
656
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:49,068
As a former victim of sexual
harassment, a real victim--
657
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:49,986
You weren't a victim, Georgia.
658
00:33:50,069 --> 00:33:51,654
Your boss transferred you
because he was smitten.
659
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:52,780
That doesn't make you a victim.
660
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,490
It was wrong what he did.
You sued because of it. You won.
661
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:55,616
That doesn't make you a victim.
662
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,618
The only victim I saw in you
is your seeking cover
663
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,078
in some blanket
sexual harassment law...
664
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,414
which serves to make victims
out of people who shouldn't be victims.
665
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:03,458
I wish you hadn't said "movement"
in the same sentence with "unisex."
666
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,668
It's made me have to go.
Ode to the bran muffin.
667
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,462
Two minutes to blastoff.
668
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:14,635
I think, mentally, you're up
to being a lawyer, Oren.
669
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,556
But emotionally,
you run under tables and cry.
670
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,142
You've never closed the door
and cried over a case?
671
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:24,145
That's different.
You're a kid.
672
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,898
So what?
I'm not a man.
673
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:28,983
I don't want to be like one
in every way.
674
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,985
It can be a child's world.
675
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:34,113
[Door Opens]
676
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,948
You might wanna leave.
This could be bad.
677
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,993
I'll give you 35,000.
Take it or leave it.
678
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,746
'Cause you don't want me
to cry again?
679
00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:45,291
Because that's what the case is worth.
No more.
680
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:47,877
-I'll take it to my client.
-Good.
681
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,255
And, uh, Oren,
you're right.
682
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:55,510
Put off being a man
as long as you can.
683
00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:59,764
[Richard]
Mayday! Mayday!
684
00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:03,976
- [Ally] He's right.
- Who?
685
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:07,772
Oren. We are so busy trying to--
to succeed in a man's world.
686
00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:10,525
Who says it has to be a man's world?
Who the hell made up that rule?
687
00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:13,528
-Men.
-Exactly. Well, forget it.
688
00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:17,448
That little Oren-- he is willing to
believe it can even be a child's world.
689
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:18,825
Why can't it be a woman's world?
690
00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:21,202
Tracy has been trying
to tell me that for so long.
691
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:24,288
But I need to hear it from Doogie Munchkin
in order for it to sink in.
692
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:25,665
I'd like to kickbox him.
693
00:35:25,748 --> 00:35:28,000
That's what I'd like to do--
get Richard in a ring.
694
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,545
And who says I have to sit back
and let Greg initiate?
695
00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:33,422
Who says that I can't
grab a bull by his-- his horn?
696
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:35,883
You know what I hate the most?
When we challenge them--
697
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:39,846
if we take a man to court-- he just
goes back to his little cigar bar...
698
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,348
and blows smoke
out of both ends saying,
699
00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:46,519
"Damn laws. Those weak women
use those damn laws."
700
00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:47,478
Ladies.
701
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,564
The law didn't beat
my old boss, Richard.
702
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:52,358
I beat him. I took him on.
I kicked ass.
703
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:54,527
There is nothing disabled
about me or women.
704
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,571
And it is unacceptable for you
to stand up in court
705
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,697
and call women disabled.
706
00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:00,158
Unacceptable for you
to sniff my shoe!
707
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,743
And/Or objectify people
by their wattles.
708
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:05,204
I am not going to sit in court
as token estrogen.
709
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:07,081
And I am not gonna
flirt with clients.
710
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,666
You are going to start showing
respect for us--
711
00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:10,168
And this firm.
712
00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:13,004
-You get that?
-I do.
713
00:36:13,087 --> 00:36:15,673
- I'm also aroused.
- [Together] Get out!
714
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:21,179
Verbal spankings titillate.
715
00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:25,892
- [Groans]
- [Gasps] Oh, John!
716
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:28,853
Please stop
throwing shoes at me!
717
00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:51,709
-You settled?
- [Ally] Thirty-five.
718
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,044
It's a good number all in.
719
00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:55,087
Your insurance company
will sign off.
720
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,215
And-And--
721
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,511
Unless you want
to drag this out forever.
722
00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,015
What?
723
00:37:06,098 --> 00:37:09,268
Part of me
wants to drag this out.
724
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:11,520
You're into dragging,
aren't you?
725
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:12,897
Excuse me?
726
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,733
- ♪♪ [Ballad]
- [Fingers Snapping]
727
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,655
Look, there is something
728
00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,615
obviously going on
between you and me,
729
00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,617
and it is making you
uncomfortable...
730
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:26,619
and it is making me
feel funny.
731
00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:28,788
Uh, well, Ally--
732
00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:30,665
♪♪ [Stops]
733
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:33,167
I'm not gonna let you double-clutch
and leave the room this time.
734
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,419
-I'm not.
- ♪♪ [Resumes]
735
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,633
Let's just address this.
736
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,552
Okay.
737
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:46,639
We move. We stop.
738
00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:49,308
We move. We stop.
739
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,602
- Why?
- You scare me.
740
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,522
Okay.
741
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:58,776
- Why?
- Because... you do.
742
00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:00,820
Maybe it's all this
premature honesty.
743
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:06,117
[Finger Snapping Continues]
744
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,661
You got those Pips in the room
right now, don't you?
745
00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:10,621
Maybe.
746
00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:16,460
There's gotta be some rule
against attorney and client-- I bet.
747
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,422
Probably.
748
00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:24,802
♪ Come ♪
749
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:27,763
♪ And walk with me ♪
750
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:30,057
- ♪♪ [Continues]
-This feels like
751
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,183
right about the time...
752
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,728
I've been leaving the room.
753
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:36,105
- Is it?
- Uh-huh.
754
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:44,405
[Vonda]♪ If loneliness surrounds you ♪
755
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:47,158
You're not gonna
run outta this room.
756
00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:52,580
♪ And rain cloudsalways hang around you ♪
757
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,248
I have never, ever
kissed a girl...
758
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,792
I haven't at least
danced with first.
759
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,462
♪ And waking up each day ♪
760
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:03,758
♪ Gets you down ♪
761
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,427
♪ Come take my hand ♪
762
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:09,180
♪ And walk with me a while ♪
763
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:12,433
[Backup Singers]♪ And walk with me a while ♪
764
00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:15,269
♪ Ooh, let me teach you ♪
765
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,229
♪ How to smile ♪
766
00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:18,773
♪ Smile ♪
767
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:23,444
- ♪ And I'll show you skies ♪- ♪ I'll show you skies ♪
768
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:29,116
♪ Gentle breezes blowing ♪
769
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,952
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
770
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:35,748
-♪ And I'll take you where ♪-♪ I'll take you where ♪
771
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:41,504
♪ Peaceful waters flow ♪
772
00:39:41,587 --> 00:39:42,838
Expect to settle by Monday.
773
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,632
Richard, say whatever
about women's rights,
774
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:46,926
but with you leading the charge,
they're doomed.
775
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:49,053
Nonsense.
I'm a closet feminist.
776
00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:50,846
Twenty-nine.
The door.
777
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:54,350
Wattle, big time.
I give her a nine.
778
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:57,103
-A nine?
-Georgia, hey.
779
00:39:57,186 --> 00:40:00,398
Dance? Level playing field
on the dance floor.
780
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:02,900
Sure, Richard.
Let's dance.
781
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,912
-I'm troubled.
-Why?
782
00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:17,581
My therapist, she knows.
783
00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:20,918
She knows. Knows what?
784
00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:23,671
They'll eventually lead.
785
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,756
The women-- they'll lead.
786
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,633
Your therapist knows this?
787
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:30,428
And she's telling.
788
00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:32,221
Ah.
789
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,850
Come on, you.
790
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,273
Troubled.
791
00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:48,154
-♪ And I'll take you where ♪-♪ I'll take you where ♪
792
00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:54,618
- ♪ Peaceful waters flow ♪- ♪ Flow ♪
793
00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:58,289
♪ Baby, trust me, yeah ♪
794
00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:00,541
♪ I'll take you where ♪
795
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:05,921
♪ Peaceful waters flow ♪
796
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:11,594
♪ Come and walk with me ♪
797
00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:15,014
♪ We can go ♪
798
00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:18,809
♪ Peaceful waters ♪
799
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:23,481
- ♪ Flow ♪♪- ♪ Flow ♪♪
800
00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:00,935
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