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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:03,169 Previously on Ally McBeal. 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,171 It's okay for a gal to demand a diamond ring 3 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,132 from a guy before sex, but not money. 4 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:10,593 Ah, Whipper likes to say "diamond ring" to torture me. 5 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:11,594 How has it come to this? 6 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,763 We're smart women. We're fairly attractive. 7 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,933 -I'm even hot. -So, why aren't we with hot men? 8 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,729 -Ally? -[Gasps] 9 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,439 You-- You-- 10 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,983 Do you, uh, find me short? 11 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:25,942 What? 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,110 Well, most women wouldn't consider... 13 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:30,321 dating a man, you know, who isn't taller than-- 14 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,992 -But a lot of women would. -Would you? 15 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:37,412 You are about to drink this cappuccino like most men make love-- 16 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:39,247 skipping over all the foreplay. 17 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,378 Mmm! 18 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,338 [Ally] Usually when you looked into the mirror like that, 19 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,090 it was something about me. 20 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,593 So, I figure it must be a problem with Georgia, 21 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:53,720 and I can understand why you wouldn't want to share that, 22 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:56,973 but I am totally here for you. 23 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,392 - [Toilet Flushes] -[Gasps] 24 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,615 -I can't sing. -It would just be backup. 25 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,325 I thought you, maybe Georgia. 26 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,660 Backup singers for you? Like-- Like Ikettes? 27 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,789 It's a Christmas party tradition. Everybody sings. 28 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,291 We rent out the bar, we have it during the day for rehearsal. 29 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:24,542 - Ally? - Richard. 30 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,628 Elaine says everybody sings at our Christmas party. 31 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:27,253 We can discuss it later. 32 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,589 Right now something big may have fallen into our lap. 33 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:33,051 I need you, John Cage in my office, quick. Thanks. 34 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,385 Ally, it's just that 35 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:37,097 there's been a buzz about you being so lugubrious. 36 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,766 And I was hoping you could squash it with a number. 37 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:42,185 I'm partly looking out for you here. 38 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:45,522 Thank you, Elaine. 39 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,732 You touch me. 40 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:52,112 Ikettes. 41 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,907 - You want to ask for what? - That we be allowed to marry. 42 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,992 - Legally. -All three of you? 43 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,245 Yes. 44 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:03,540 Well, that-that's not something you can do legally. 45 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,668 Actually, I'm a lawyer myself, Ms. McBeal. 46 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:07,710 So is Patti. 47 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,379 We're basically common-law partners already. 48 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,172 We have children together. 49 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,175 Patti's already changed her name legally. 50 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,554 We've come to the point where we want our union 51 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:19,806 to be recognized by the law. 52 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,600 I mean, this is obviously a test case, 53 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,520 and we think you two would be the perfect attorneys to argue it. 54 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:26,437 Why? 55 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,022 Because we're bringing it before Whipper... 56 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:31,401 and she has great respect for John's legal mind and your sense of romance. 57 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:34,779 This case bridges the two. The issue is ripe, it's time. 58 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,615 I'd argue it myself if the judge and I weren't fornicating. What do you say? 59 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,450 -I say no. -John? 60 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:45,123 Well, splendid. They'll do it. You're in good hands. 61 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,630 -Richard? -Ally? 62 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,465 -Richard! -Ally. 63 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,801 Usually it's only about money with me, I admit. 64 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,721 But this time, piles, piles and piles of money. 65 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,222 Philosophically I have a problem 66 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,892 championing the constitutional rights of a threesome. 67 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,977 Come on. The case landed on Whipper's docket. 68 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:08,062 How that happened, anybody's guess. 69 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,981 Probably because I asked her to take it. Who knew she would? 70 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:11,399 Now, the clients, they think 71 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,067 we may have some special influence with the Whip, 72 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,069 probably because I all but promised it. 73 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,363 Add it to all of this, the argument is truly viable 74 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,032 from a legal standpoint. 75 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,451 Ally, how can we possibly say no? 76 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:22,994 It's Christmas! 77 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,085 {\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪ 78 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:36,007 {\an8}♪ Walkin' the line that's painted by pride ♪ 79 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:39,594 {\an8}♪ And I have made mistakes in my life ♪ 80 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:43,348 {\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪ 81 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:46,684 {\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪ 82 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:51,314 {\an8}♪ For what love has to bring Yeah, yeah ♪ 83 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:54,776 {\an8}♪ I got myself together ♪ 84 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:58,947 {\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪ 85 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:02,200 {\an8}♪ I've been searching my soul tonight ♪ 86 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:05,870 {\an8}♪ I know there's so much more to life ♪ 87 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:09,666 {\an8}♪ Now I know I can shine a light ♪ 88 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,001 {\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪ 89 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,921 {\an8}♪ Oh ♪ 90 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,173 {\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪ 91 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,551 {\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ 92 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,519 [Man] Two children are by Mindy and me. 93 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,562 And our third is by all three of us. 94 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:36,442 {\an8}Well, what-what do you mean by "all three"? 95 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:39,112 {\an8}James fertilized Patti's egg. 96 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:42,448 {\an8}It was implanted in me and I carried it to term. 97 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:46,411 {\an8}♪♪ [Humming] 98 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,751 {\an8}Sorry. Um-- 99 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:59,173 {\an8}Well, o-o-obviously, this has no precedent to it. 100 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:02,176 {\an8}But the definition of the nuclear family is constantly evolving. 101 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,221 {\an8}The time is coming. It has to start somewhere. 102 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:09,434 {\an8}[Thinking] And it would have to start with me. 103 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,519 {\an8}[Ally] I'm gonna have to let you carry this, John. 104 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,563 {\an8}I mean, you're the whiz on unorthodox arguments, 105 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:17,400 {\an8}and this-- this-- this one is so you. 106 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,861 {\an8}[John] Well, I'll do it. But Richard is right. 107 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,905 {\an8}- Your presence is vital. - [Toilet Flushing] 108 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,283 {\an8}-Why? -Because in concept, 109 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:29,078 {\an8}it will seem very unromantic, at least conventionally unromantic. 110 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:33,333 {\an8}And your presence will take the curse off that with Whipper. 111 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:37,503 {\an8}And I've emerged without my trousers. 112 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,589 {\an8}[Gasps] 113 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,886 {\an8}Chagrined. 114 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,929 {\an8}-Will I what? -Sing. 115 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,474 {\an8}-Now? -At our Christmas party. 116 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,017 {\an8}Ally says you have a great voice and-- 117 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:51,976 {\an8}I do. 118 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,229 {\an8}I thought maybe you and Georgia-- 119 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,857 {\an8}Hey, Georgia! I love that suit. It's smart. 120 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:01,486 {\an8}Have you ever thought about putting that natural baritone of yours to a beat? 121 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,738 {\an8}I'm not singing backup for you at the party. 122 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:05,823 {\an8}I don't sing backup for anybody. 123 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,201 {\an8}This is for Christmas. 124 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:11,746 {\an8}Jesus Christ, our Lord Savior, was born. 125 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:15,249 {\an8}It kills me how everybody around here can be so "me, me, me." 126 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:18,002 {\an8}I can't go shopping and I have to push back lunch. 127 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,212 {\an8}I have to go to court. 128 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:21,214 {\an8}Richard wants me there, too, now. 129 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,298 {\an8}He does? 130 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,051 {\an8}Strength in numbers, given what we're arguing. 131 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,220 {\an8}[Richard's Voice] ♪ Da, da, da, da. ♪ 132 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:30,014 {\an8}♪ I don't remember ♪ 133 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:33,810 {\an8}♪ What day it was ♪ 134 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,687 ♪ I didn't notice ♪ 135 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:40,775 ♪ What time it was ♪ 136 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:43,778 ♪ All I know is that ♪ 137 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:47,198 ♪ I fell in love with you ♪ 138 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,492 ♪ And if all my dreams come true ♪♪ 139 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,744 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are you on the stage? 140 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:56,040 Oh, it's just rehearsal. I'm checking equipment. 141 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,167 Why aren't you singing a Christmas carol? 142 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,837 I pay for this party, Elaine. I can sing whatever I want. 143 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,215 Well, obviously. And this will be the third year running... 144 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:07,468 that you sing some kind of ode to Whipper. 145 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,304 She wants a ring, Richard, not a medley. 146 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,766 Thank you, Elaine. Imagine my comfort, having you for emotional counsel. 147 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:17,353 Would that I dye my roots so I could truly profit from your tutelage. 148 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:22,316 Richard, you and Whipper barely survived the last two Christmases. 149 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,236 Now, if you don't want to admit it's a problem to me, fine. 150 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:27,238 But at least admit it to yourself, 151 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:29,574 or you might not be celebrating together next year. 152 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:32,827 Ah. Yeah. 153 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:36,330 Do they-- As-- As a threesome? 154 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:39,292 Evidently not. There's nothing kinky. 155 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:42,336 It's heterosexual one-on-one sex. 156 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,881 I guess the women take turns being too tired. 157 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:50,678 I don't really get it. I don't get it. A penis is not a share toy. 158 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,805 Don't say "penis," Renee. 159 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,183 [Georgia] It is a total man thing. 160 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:58,895 Ménage à trois. It's like a harem fetish. 161 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,897 It's not a ménage à trois thing. 162 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,900 He's either with one or the other, but never with both. 163 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,777 - [Knocks] - [Ally] So, what are we gonna do, John? 164 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,071 [John] Well, we have two options. 165 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,240 We can either go with science or emotion. 166 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,075 What's the difference? 167 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,452 Well, with science we're armed 168 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,746 with several well-accepted anthropological studies... 169 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:20,166 which say that man, by nature, must procreate with multiple partners, 170 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:24,086 spreading his seed as much as possible, for the survivability of the human race. 171 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,088 Emotion says he should follow his heart, 172 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,966 which has a proven incapacity to be drawn to any one female... 173 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,134 for a long period of time. 174 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:33,638 Personally, I lean toward science. What are your thoughts? 175 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,522 I appreciate your not rushing with your answers. 176 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,483 Do you really believe that-- Science? 177 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:47,902 Yes. 178 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,820 Men can't stay attracted to the same female 179 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,657 for a long period of time. That's a science? 180 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,576 Sexual attraction is all chemical, Renee. 181 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,329 At some point-- [Moans] 182 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:01,415 The body stops producing the chemical for the same partner. 183 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,168 It diminishes sexual appetite. 184 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:08,506 Adult videos, lingerie, they can treat the symptoms, but, uh-- 185 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,007 [Exhales] 186 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,009 What a sad way to look at love. 187 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:16,472 Married couples cannot maintain frisk for one another. 188 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,976 Yeah, it troubles me. 189 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:23,646 I'd been married to Mindy for eight years when Patti and I-- 190 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,482 You and Patti work in the same firm as lawyers? 191 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,401 -Yes. -And you fell in love with Patti? 192 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:29,443 I did. 193 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,862 [Georgia] You were no longer in love with Mindy? 194 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:36,033 Well-- Well, the fact is that my marriage did seem dead. 195 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,995 It was meeting Patti, I fell in love with her. 196 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,622 I thought about leaving Mindy, 197 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,624 but I realized I couldn't. I loved her too. 198 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,042 Plus, she is the mother of my two children, 199 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,794 and I didn't want to break the family up. 200 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,462 You were in love with two women? 201 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,505 Yes. 202 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,757 And I could either tear things apart, 203 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,342 or I could try to bring everything together. 204 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,554 So, the three of us, we-- we sat down and we talked, and, 205 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:59,015 well, we decided we would try this. 206 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,350 -This being the three of you? -Mm-hmm. 207 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,435 Now, that was two years ago. 208 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:05,563 And since then, Patti and Mindy have become close. 209 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:08,983 And, uh, we decided to have a child together. 210 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:12,737 And you think that justifies you in being joined in matrimony? 211 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,363 As a threesome? 212 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,365 Well, we're a family, Your Honor. 213 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,658 Conventional? No. 214 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,994 But we're happy. We're devoted to each other. 215 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:24,749 The kids live in a home where there's love and trust and security. 216 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:28,919 How many people in this room can make the same claim? 217 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,548 [Groans] 218 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:40,264 ♪♪ [Humming] 219 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,311 At first I was devastated. 220 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:48,773 My husband having an affair. I was destroyed. 221 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:52,360 - And how did you respond? - I cried for about two weeks. 222 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,862 I think one of the reasons it was so painful, 223 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:58,866 it came at a time when our relationship seemed stronger than ever. 224 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,242 While he was engaging with another woman? 225 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,702 I didn't know that. 226 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,497 All I knew is that we were laughing together again, 227 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,499 talking, being affectionate. 228 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:09,126 That had been missing for a long time. 229 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:09,919 Sex too. 230 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,087 [Whipper] Just a second. 231 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,713 You say that you were laughing 232 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,548 and talking and having more sex with your husband... 233 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,258 once he started this affair? 234 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,718 Strangely enough. 235 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,720 [John] Why, do you think? 236 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:23,891 [Mindy] Well, his relationship with Patti kind of opened him up. 237 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:27,269 Maybe that helped my relationship with him. 238 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,484 It almost made sense. 239 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,610 Come on, Georgia. 240 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,114 What if he wanted four wives or five? 241 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,324 We should allow polygamy just as long as it works? 242 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,326 No, but-- 243 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,245 What's wrong? 244 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,580 Something's bothering you. 245 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:51,669 Well, you and I, 246 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:55,381 these past few months you have been relaxed, 247 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,717 more intimate, you're-- 248 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,886 - We're-- - What? We're what? 249 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,681 This is the best we've ever been together-- 250 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,809 sexually, emotionally. 251 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,603 Ever since Ally came here. 252 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,980 I beg your pardon? 253 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,106 You've been less-- 254 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:15,609 I don't know-- repressed. 255 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,028 [Laughs] Because of Ally? 256 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,323 This is good. This I should write down. 257 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,283 It's not that ridiculous. 258 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,118 -Yes, it is. -No, it isn't. 259 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:26,537 You think there's something going on between me and Ally? 260 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,372 Of course there is something going on. 261 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:33,294 Maybe not sexual, but we all know there is something going on. And-- 262 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,338 -And what? -And-And maybe the reason... 263 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:40,843 I'm able to live with it is because you have been-- 264 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:41,844 I don't know. 265 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,263 You do know, obviously. Let's hear it. 266 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,853 I don't think you're being unfaithful. 267 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:56,400 But I think there are little pockets of intimacy that you can't get to with me, 268 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,402 that you do get to with her. 269 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:02,281 And as a result, you feel less-- 270 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,407 Repressed. 271 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,493 That is the best word I have for it-- "repressed." 272 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,453 You seem less repressed. 273 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:11,707 And as a result of that, you and I have been more intimate. 274 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:16,962 Ally has been good for us and it pisses me off. 275 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,464 That's-- 276 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,924 Crazy. 277 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,009 I know. 278 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:25,971 I've got them. 279 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:26,972 Excuse me? 280 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,350 Ikettes. I've got them to sing backup for my song. 281 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,101 You got the Ikettes? 282 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,186 Well, not the real ones, 283 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:36,524 but they're sexy and they're black, and they coincide with my sensuality. 284 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,942 So I'm off the hook then. 285 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,777 Mm-hmm. 286 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,617 Hey, Ally, I believe you should question Patti on the stand. 287 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:50,371 Why? You're doing a good job. I think Whipper is on the fence even. 288 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:53,332 Exactly, and she needs a nudging from a romantic idealist. 289 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:57,586 The problem is is that she can read me, John, no matter what I say in there. 290 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:03,509 Well, is it the idea, two women, one man? 291 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,428 Mm-hmm. 292 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,721 Okay, let me ask you. 293 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,057 Were you swayed by Mindy's testimony? 294 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:14,019 Her husband brings another woman into the home. 295 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,274 To live there. 296 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,902 [Elaine] A-one, two, three, four. 297 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,239 [All] ♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪ 298 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:28,909 ♪ Santa Claus last night ♪ 299 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,288 ♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪ 300 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,541 ♪ Santa Claus last night ♪♪ 301 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,668 Hello. Hip atrophy? 302 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,170 Come on, girls. We need to sex it up a little bit. 303 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,506 - It's just a rehearsal. - And the party is Friday. 304 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,841 Let's do it again. 305 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:47,970 Are you ready, boys? A-one, two, three, four. 306 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,265 ♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪ 307 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:54,852 ♪ Santa Claus last night ♪ 308 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,687 You know, if she ever caught her mother with Santa, 309 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,314 she'd tell her father. 310 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,774 In a second. 311 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,236 So, what are you gonna sing, Renee? 312 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,237 Not sure yet. 313 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,822 ♪♪ [Continues] 314 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,532 But you don't want to follow me, Richard. 315 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,950 Trust that. 316 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:13,621 ♪ Underneath the mistletoe last night ♪ 317 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,165 -♪ Last night ♪ -[Singing Flatly] ♪ Last night ♪ 318 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,792 ♪ She didn't see me creep ♪ 319 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:22,671 -She said that? -Yeah. 320 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,215 -Well, it's-it's-it's silly. -Silly. 321 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:31,263 And true. Well, it's not that huge of a-- 322 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,559 You know Steve Schwinn? You know Steve? 323 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,561 Yeah. 324 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,480 He said that his marriage got better 325 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:42,399 as soon as his wife started going to therapy. 326 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,485 It's not she went to counseling 327 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,362 'cause there was anything wrong with the marriage. 328 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,657 It's just feeling like talking to somebody else. 329 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,076 She felt like it kind of decompressed her. 330 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:56,872 Sometimes feeling as if you're heard by anybody, 331 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,124 it helps relationships with everybody. 332 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,876 I read that once. 333 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,587 And sometimes, 334 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,631 having a real solid friendship, 335 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:09,343 it can pay dividends at work, and at home, and-- 336 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,679 All over. 337 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,972 And you and I, 338 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,766 I think our friendship makes us both stronger. 339 00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,685 Don't you? 340 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,520 Yep. 341 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:24,316 And it's just a coincidence that we used to be lovers. 342 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,986 -What? -Nothing. 343 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,905 What? 344 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,119 Well, it certainly isn't my plan to break up your marriage, 345 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,662 but I can't say I'm thrilled 346 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,249 to be the best thing that ever happened to it either. 347 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,263 - Home? Separate homes? - I'm tired. 348 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,017 Christmas fatigue syndrome, and it's only the 15th. 349 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,435 [Sighs] 350 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,688 Whipper, why do you go into this funk every year around the holidays? 351 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,940 Is it the challenge of it? 352 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,775 Is it more fun bringing everybody down 353 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,069 when their spirits are in higher places? 354 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,614 Keep digging yourself a hole, nuckie, we'll be nose-to-nose any second. 355 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,201 Oh. Hmm. 356 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,996 Yeah, I got a buddy who's a chiropractor. His business triples in December. 357 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,875 You know why? Neck injuries. 358 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,753 I can't tell where it's going, but it sounds like a good one. 359 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:29,048 [Clears Throat] See. 360 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,383 People like to take stock at the holidays. 361 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,261 They look around, they see what they've got and what they're missing. 362 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:37,431 All that craning, what they get is a sore neck. 363 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,350 Whipper, you want to be happy? Don't look around. 364 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,854 Happiness can be found in one word-- denial. 365 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,065 Happiness, Richard, is going to bed at night... 366 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,234 with something a little more secure than a Fishism. 367 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,991 Look, 368 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,786 Whipper. 369 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,414 You want me to marry you? I'll marry you. 370 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,666 What's the big deal? 371 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:09,129 My point is, we love each other. We're together. 372 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,547 What's so important about marriage? 373 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,508 What does that really mean? 374 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:17,054 It must mean something, Richard, if you're so afraid of it. 375 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,723 Oh. 376 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,984 Isn't it obvious, Richard? She's just feeling insecure. 377 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,319 Why does she have to impose it on me? 378 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,238 She's your girlfriend. 379 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,866 Why do single women conclude if they're unmarried they're necessarily unhappy? 380 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,911 Oh, as opposed to men, who stave off misery until after their married. 381 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,957 - What was that? - Nothing. 382 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,626 Billy's happy. He's never been happier. 383 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:53,090 That isn't true. I have definitely seen him happier. 384 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,260 - Oh, God. - He told you about our conversation. 385 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,053 - What conversation? - [Both] Richard! 386 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,806 -Cappuccinos? -Don't you wish. 387 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:01,723 What? 388 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,809 She told her you told her about what she told you. 389 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,811 I'm in the middle and clueless. I feel like Elaine. 390 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,146 -Ally? -Billy. 391 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,648 - Bygones. - [All] Quiet! 392 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,650 You and I need to talk. 393 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:14,611 No, no. The three of us need to talk. 394 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,739 Can't I just apologize to everybody and be excused? 395 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,325 No! This has been coming for a long time. 396 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,286 The three of us are getting in a room together. 397 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,663 I'm available to take the minutes. 398 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,415 Do you just sniff trouble and seek it out? 399 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,292 Yes. And if there's any way I can complicate it-- 400 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,334 Excuse me. 401 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,294 [all shout] What? 402 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,716 We're late for court. 403 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,227 I would be the evil other woman, yes. 404 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,104 You seem to wear the badge proudly. 405 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,356 I work. I wanted a family. 406 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,942 I didn't really want to turn my kids over to a nanny. 407 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,487 As nuts as it sounds, in addition to getting a husband, 408 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,032 I am marrying the mother of my children. 409 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:03,160 It-It does sound nuts. 410 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,495 [Patti] You don't have to tell me that. 411 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,748 And I certainly didn't grow up picturing this for my marriage. 412 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,542 But the picture has changed. 413 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,544 Yeah. 414 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:19,218 Um, you sounded a little sad with that answer. 415 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,221 [Sighs] 416 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:26,350 I grew up with the same dreams as everybody else, Ms. McBeal. 417 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,352 I dreamed of my wedding day. 418 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,063 I had visions of my little house, my garden. 419 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:34,900 And it didn't work out exactly according to plan. 420 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,153 [Chuckles] But you know what? 421 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,030 It did work out. 422 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,830 I know it's just a holiday phase, but still, 423 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,834 the whole point of Christmas cheer is... what? 424 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,503 -Cheer. -Exactly. 425 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,173 And all she wants under that tree is a picket fence. 426 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,802 [Exhales] I'm drawn to her. 427 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,804 Whipper? 428 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,723 Ally. I'm drawn to her. 429 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:07,891 Oh. 430 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,893 I'm tempted to invite her to the Christmas party. 431 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,521 -As my date. -Oh. 432 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,315 We broached the subject once and she sort of-- 433 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,317 Well, she kissed me under the mistletoe. 434 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,070 And the moment was fraught with ambiguity, 435 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,072 but I did sense an overture. 436 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,116 Then ask her. Your timing couldn't be better. 437 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,076 She seems to be saying yes to everybody. 438 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:29,162 [Groans] I'm not good asking women out. 439 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:32,124 There's not much to it, John. You just ask. 440 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:35,502 You know the way you prepare for your big negotiating sessions. 441 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:36,712 Do that. 442 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,588 Just march in there and demand money? 443 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:42,551 March in there feeling you're the strongest man on the planet. 444 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,594 Except instead of being boned for battle, 445 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,930 you just adjust it. 446 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:52,019 But what you keep is the idea that you feel good about yourself, 447 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:55,480 even if it's a lie. 448 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,529 Somebody has to start! And since you called the meeting-- 449 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,239 I would like to start by protesting 450 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,533 that I've even been brought into the middle of this. 451 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,994 I second that. I protest you being in the middle. 452 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,537 Who's under attack here? Me or him? 453 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,538 -I don't know. -You don't know? 454 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:12,914 That's what I said, didn't I? 455 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,333 What are you so angry about? 456 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,877 I'm angry that in order to have a meaningful discussion... 457 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,338 about our marriage, I've gotta have her in the room! 458 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,716 I'm angry because I don't even know who to blame. 459 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,928 I'm angry because I like you better since she came back into your life. 460 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:31,141 I am angry because somehow she has managed to make you and I closer. 461 00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:35,520 I'm angry because I'm not sure that I want her out of your life. 462 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:39,232 I am angry because I don't know how to handle this, 463 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,735 and on top of it all, I like her, damn it! 464 00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:44,404 I'm angry about that too! 465 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:54,206 Okay. 466 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,875 Um, I'm really glad that we cleared the air. 467 00:22:56,958 --> 00:23:00,045 And, um, bye. 468 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,755 Get back here. 469 00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:05,092 I think we need to get really honest with each other. 470 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:08,011 Georgia, husbands, wives, ex-girlfriends. 471 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,138 That is not a combination that calls for honesty. 472 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,599 That is a combination that calls for pretending. 473 00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:14,726 Which I was quite capable of. 474 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,230 But you and me and him being in this office together? 475 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,816 The things I've heard in this trial, 476 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,901 some of it is going on here. 477 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,779 She has made you more emotionally accessible. 478 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:28,198 -Do you deny that? -Not for a second. 479 00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:30,450 [Thinking] Should have denied it. 480 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:36,331 Look, I am getting out of this room. 481 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,375 And whether or not my friendship with Billy 482 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,001 has made your relationship better or not, 483 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,003 it doesn't matter. 484 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:46,258 And whatever you two decide to do about that, 485 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:51,471 I shouldn't be in this room. 486 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,723 I'm sorry. 487 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:06,820 Please, um, disregard that one. 488 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,158 [Door Closes] 489 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:14,619 -Oh! ♪ I saw Mommy ♪ -♪♪ [Singers Harmonizing] 490 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:18,915 ♪ Tickle Santa Claus ♪ 491 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:22,085 ♪ Underneath the big soft, snowy ♪ 492 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,839 -She's not bad. -We'll be better. 493 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:29,634 ♪ Oh, what a laugh it would have been ♪ 494 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,387 ♪ If Daddy had only seen ♪ 495 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:37,851 ♪ Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night ♪♪ 496 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,102 [Renee] Is it close? 497 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,564 If we win this case, I swear, I'll kill myself. 498 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,566 Three-way marriage. 499 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:45,901 Everything I grew up believing in, 500 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,403 and I don't care if it was a giant myth. 501 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,114 Ally, you grew up dreaming 502 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:54,326 that you'd be a mother and have a career. 503 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:57,579 Maybe this three-way thing is what you dreamed about. 504 00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,538 Oh. 505 00:24:58,622 --> 00:24:59,998 Good night, honey. 506 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,458 -Good night. -Good night. 507 00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,544 Relationships should be in twos. 508 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,047 Or-Or at least in even numbers. 509 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,965 I mean, why do you think women feel the need 510 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,217 to be married anyway? 511 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,885 I mean, it can't just be the security thing, 512 00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:14,429 because men are just as insecure as women. 513 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,265 Being unmarried isn't a stigma to men. 514 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,352 Eligible bachelor. Old maid. 515 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:23,730 Society drills it into us that women should be married. 516 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,525 Society drills it into us smart people should have careers. 517 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,735 Society drills it into us that women should have children 518 00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,195 and mothers should stay at home. 519 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:34,533 And society condemns the working mother that doesn't stay at home. 520 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:38,203 So, what chance do we really have when society keeps on drilling us? 521 00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:42,749 We could change it, Renee. Society is made up of more women than men. 522 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:46,586 And if women really wanted to change society, they could do it. 523 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,756 I plan to change it. 524 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,926 I just want to get married first. 525 00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,804 [Doorbell Rings] 526 00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:01,351 Uh, Your Honor? 527 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:04,938 I'm sorry for the intrusion. 528 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:08,692 Um, would you mind if I-- if I came in for just a second? 529 00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:11,069 Uh, no. 530 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,572 Thank you. 531 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,367 Uh, honey. 532 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,410 Honey. 533 00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:20,078 Oh, I didn't mean to disturb anybody. 534 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,997 -You don't have to get up. -Oh, that's okay. 535 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,415 Is something the matter? 536 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:26,751 Oh, no, no, no, no. I just came to-- 537 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:29,713 to get a peek of your... home. 538 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,808 I'm sorry. I don't want to bother anyone. 539 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:43,226 Good night. 540 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,854 Merry Christmas. 541 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,566 Merry Christmas. 542 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:19,054 [Engine Starts] 543 00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:30,523 [Phones Ringing] 544 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,859 -Did you ask her yet? -I'm still steeling myself. 545 00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:35,028 Strong. Assured. Fresh. Bold. 546 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:37,864 You just described a breath mint. 547 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,203 I don't know what else to really say. 548 00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:46,206 I'm gathering that. 549 00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:47,499 All last night and all today 550 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:50,377 you've been saying you don't know what else to say. 551 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:54,506 I'm inclined to think you have nothing else to say. 552 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,052 Georgia, if you tell me... 553 00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:02,555 to dial back my friendship with Ally, I will do it. 554 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,516 If it is a threat to us, I will do it, 555 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:06,685 whether you ask me to or not. 556 00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:12,732 Maybe I should leave this firm. That's the easiest solution. 557 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,735 I don't want that. 558 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:19,155 What I do want is to completely trust you. 559 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,578 You don't now? 560 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,414 No. 561 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:33,253 Are you technically faithful? Yeah. 562 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:36,506 Are you totally? 563 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,717 No. 564 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:44,597 When you go to her and repeat things I have said to you-- 565 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:48,768 When you go to her as a sounding board for stuff... 566 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:54,023 that involves you and me, that is not fidelity. 567 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:59,446 She understands that. Why can't you? 568 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:02,949 But even... 569 00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:05,952 when, by your own admission, 570 00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:09,956 me using her as a sounding board helps you and me? 571 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:14,961 I need to feel... 572 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:20,842 that-that whatever our successes or failures, 573 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,969 she's got no part of them. 574 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,645 [Sighs] Okay. 575 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,689 I get that. 576 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,150 ♪♪ [Funk] 577 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:44,324 [Man] ♪ I've been really trying, baby ♪ 578 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:49,120 ♪ Trying to hold back this feeling for so long ♪ 579 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:55,043 ♪ And if you feel like I feel, baby ♪ 580 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,045 ♪ Then come on ♪ 581 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,589 ♪ Oh, come on Whoo ♪ 582 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,926 ♪ Let's get it on ♪ 583 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:05,595 ♪ Ah, baby ♪ 584 00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:08,389 ♪ Let's get it on ♪ 585 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,810 ♪ Let's love, baby ♪ 586 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,812 ♪ Let's get it on ♪ 587 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:16,856 -♪ Sugar ♪ -Ally. 588 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,943 - Hey, John. - ♪ Let's get it on ♪ 589 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,533 May I be so bold as to ask you something? 590 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:33,957 Sure. Sure, but, um-- 591 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,794 But before you do, your-your fly, um-- 592 00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:40,129 [Funk Abruptly Stops] 593 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,006 Chagrined. 594 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:52,058 Um, you think Whipper will rule today? 595 00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,978 She led us to believe she would. 596 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:59,899 Um, listen, Ally, about this, um, Christmas party-- 597 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:02,777 [Stammering] 598 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:18,167 Would you be interested in coming with me as my date? 599 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,837 [Wind Gusting] 600 00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:26,634 Well, see, John, I-- 601 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,929 I actually have been thinking about that, and, um, 602 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:32,932 you are my boss. 603 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,772 - Okay, I understand. - Well, see, it's just that-- 604 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:42,400 I understand. 605 00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,414 [Elaine, Ikettes] ♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪ 606 00:31:56,497 --> 00:32:00,251 ♪ Santa Claus last night ♪ 607 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:04,130 ♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪ 608 00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:07,800 ♪ Santa Claus last night ♪ 609 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:11,304 ♪ I-I saw Mommy ♪ 610 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:16,309 ♪ Kissing Santa Claus ♪ 611 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:18,561 Look at her. What is this? Pop? 612 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,772 It's like '70s slut rock. 613 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:23,441 [Richard] I like it. 614 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,069 -Where's Whipper? -She should be here any-- 615 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:28,071 - [Pager Beeping] -Whoop. 616 00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:30,323 ♪ Down the stairs to have a peep ♪ 617 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,951 -John Cage. -What's he want? 618 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,662 You. Whipper has the verdict on your case. 619 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:38,206 -Now? Tonight? -She's doing it on purpose. 620 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:41,209 She wants to kill my party. I'll go with you. 621 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,211 The Biscuit says he'll meet you there. 622 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:46,839 ♪ I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus ♪ 623 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:50,093 ♪ Underneath the beard ♪ 624 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:53,680 ♪ So snowy white ♪ 625 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:58,643 ♪ Oh, what a laugh it would have been ♪ 626 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:01,437 ♪ If Daddy had only seen ♪ 627 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:05,316 ♪ Mommy kissing Santa Claus ♪ 628 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,445 ♪ Last night ♪♪ 629 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:14,283 You know, I've been married twice. 630 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:16,828 Both marriages failed miserably. 631 00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:18,871 But when I went into your home last night, 632 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:22,000 I saw something I never had. 633 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,961 Something I still want. 634 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,505 There's really no good reason for the Commonwealth 635 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,841 not to recognize a union of three. 636 00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:32,010 What's the big deal? 637 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:37,265 I know the institution of marriage is changing. 638 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,726 {\an8}Maybe I know that there are a lot of people 639 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:43,062 {\an8}who may not consider it a sanctity, 640 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,897 {\an8}but I also know this isn't an erosion 641 00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:47,191 {\an8}I'm willing to contribute to. 642 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:51,320 Your timing may be right on this issue, 643 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,906 but you picked the wrong judge. 644 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:56,826 -Plaintiff's motion denied. - [Gavel Raps] 645 00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:04,751 -We tried. -Yeah. 646 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:10,590 -I'm sorry. -Yeah. 647 00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:14,719 She-She just-- You know. 648 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,846 Made the right decision? 649 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,230 [Richard] Hey. 650 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:29,108 There's a rumor going around you're naked under that robe. 651 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,529 - [Laughs] - Hi, Richard. 652 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,656 I thought I'd pick you up at 8:00. 653 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,909 I'm singing a great song for you tonight. 654 00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:40,787 It's gonna be our best party yet. 655 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,872 That's nice. 656 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,168 [Chuckles] 657 00:34:50,546 --> 00:34:53,424 We laugh together, we love together-- 658 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:57,136 why introduce the notion that it could all work out? 659 00:34:57,220 --> 00:35:01,766 That would be a holiday Fishism. 660 00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:09,649 I'm afraid. 661 00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,737 - Of what? - My parents. 662 00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,494 All they did was fight. 663 00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,663 Scream. 664 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:27,792 I grew up in my room... 665 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:31,420 wearing headphones, blaring music so I wouldn't hear. 666 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:35,174 My-- My heart... 667 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:38,177 would actually quicken a little... 668 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:42,765 near the end of songs 'cause I-I knew during that little gap, 669 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,977 you know, I'd be able to hear, you know-- 670 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:49,272 So you equate marriage with that? 671 00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,649 I equate depending on anybody with that. 672 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:56,529 Whipper, the fact that you're so much older than me-- 673 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:02,952 I chirp so proudly "doesn't matter." It does matter. 674 00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:05,163 It's an automatic built-in defense. 675 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:08,249 So much age difference, this could never lead to anything permanent. 676 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:11,961 It's automatic. There's a guardrail there from day one. 677 00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:14,505 That aside, 678 00:36:19,218 --> 00:36:21,345 I love you. 679 00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:28,895 I just don't work well with guardrails, Richard. 680 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,230 Yeah, I know. 681 00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:37,987 Maybe we could get, uh-- I don't know-- some counseling. 682 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,199 Or I could get it. 683 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:46,329 But for now, let's just-- 684 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,709 let's just get through Christmas, okay? 685 00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:57,423 Sure. Let's just get through Christmas. 686 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:05,431 ♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪ 687 00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:09,518 ♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪ 688 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:15,399 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 689 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:21,072 ♪ Oh, you better watch out You better not cry ♪ 690 00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:25,368 ♪ You better not pout I'm telling you why ♪ 691 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:29,455 - ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ -I really thought we'd win. 692 00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:32,708 Yeah. Well, marriages should be in twos, not threes. 693 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:37,630 And that was the ruling. We thought you should handle the appeal. 694 00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:43,386 I'm sorry if I came off a lunatic. 695 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,429 Mm-mmm. You didn't. 696 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:49,141 No, no, no. The truth is is that I do use him. 697 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:51,978 -What? -Billy. 698 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:56,607 I mean, whenever I feel insecure or-- I don't know-- unsteady, 699 00:37:56,691 --> 00:38:00,152 I tend to grab hold of things that steady me and-- 700 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:04,156 and Billy does that. 701 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,157 I know. 702 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:08,828 I mean, the weird thing is that so do you. 703 00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:12,790 -Me? -Sometimes. 704 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:15,251 I admire you, Georgia. 705 00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:19,213 Oh, how awful. 706 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:22,550 [Laughs] 707 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:24,468 Here's to you, Barbie. 708 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:27,305 Oh, to you, Skipper. 709 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,935 ♪ He knows if you've been bad or good ♪ 710 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:37,273 ♪ So be good for goodness' sake ♪♪ 711 00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:50,202 [Footsteps Approaching] 712 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:54,623 Hey. The party's happening. 713 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,792 Oh, yeah. 714 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,295 Yeah, I'll be down shortly. 715 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:04,342 You know, uh, Mindy, 716 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,802 I think her only shot at holding onto her husband, 717 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:09,597 or her children's father, 718 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,727 was saying yes to this arrangement with Patti. 719 00:39:14,810 --> 00:39:16,562 This I know. 720 00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:21,400 Well, what, did she, uh-- did she tell you that? 721 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:23,569 She didn't have to. 722 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:31,577 John, let's go to the party together. 723 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,746 As dates. 724 00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,915 I think your first instinct was correct. 725 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:43,255 Well, um, I'd kind of like to go with my current one. 726 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:49,929 Uh-- Maybe a glass of wine up here. 727 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:53,516 I just-- Noise troubles me. 728 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:56,185 Well, wouldn't you like to dance? 729 00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:58,562 Oh-- [Laughs] 730 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:00,898 I'm not rhythmic. 731 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,070 Well, maybe a slow dance. 732 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,197 -Well-- -No, no, no. 733 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,409 I mean, 'cause slow dancing isn't really like dancing at all. 734 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:14,370 It's just two people kind of leaning on each other. 735 00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:19,291 Almost as if they'd fall down without the other one to hang onto. 736 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,294 It's very Christmas. 737 00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,758 Do you know that you're odd? 738 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:30,761 I do. 739 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:38,436 ♪♪ [Upbeat] 740 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:48,904 ♪ I don't remember ♪ 741 00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:51,532 ♪ What day it was ♪ 742 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:55,369 ♪ I didn't notice ♪ 743 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,955 ♪ What time it was ♪ 744 00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,917 ♪ All I know is that ♪ 745 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,879 ♪ I fell in love with you ♪ 746 00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:07,798 [Singing Along] ♪ And if all my dreams come true ♪ 747 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:11,886 ♪ I'll be spending time with you ♪ 748 00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:14,013 You didn't tell me what you do. 749 00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:17,099 I, uh-- I run a network. 750 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,852 [Laughs] That's a good one. 751 00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:23,522 ♪ With each day comes a new way of loving you ♪ 752 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:27,359 ♪ Every time I kiss your lips ♪ 753 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,446 ♪ My mind starts to wander ♪ 754 00:41:30,529 --> 00:41:33,157 ♪ And if all my dreams come true ♪ 755 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,744 ♪ I'll be spending time with you ♪ 756 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:40,623 ♪ Oh, I love you more today than ♪ 757 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:44,376 [All] ♪ Yesterday ♪ 758 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:48,964 ♪ But not as much as tomorrow ♪ 759 00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:53,385 ♪ I love you more today than ♪ 760 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,472 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 761 00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:59,517 ♪ But, darling not as much ♪ 762 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,811 ♪ As tomorrow ♪ 763 00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:05,564 ♪ Tomorrow's date means springtime ♪♪ 764 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:09,109 To me, the true meaning of Christmas has always been Santa. 765 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,695 -Hmm. -It still is. 766 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:16,617 You're allowed to believe in something you know doesn't exist. 767 00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:20,496 I actually still did believe till I was 12 years old. 768 00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:23,290 -[Chuckles] -I just wouldn't give it up. 769 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,959 And what made you stop believing? 770 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,752 My mother. 771 00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:29,088 She told me he fondled the elves. 772 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:32,424 Some therapist told her step one 773 00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:35,719 was to at least undermine my admiration for him. 774 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:40,057 Next year she told me he died. 775 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:42,810 Heart attack. Cholesterol. 776 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:46,188 I blamed myself for leaving the cookies. 777 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:55,114 Fat man trying to squeeze through a narrow chimney, 778 00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:58,784 and I taunt him with Oreos and a glass of whole milk. 779 00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:03,497 And you call me odd. 780 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,752 ♪♪ [Slow] 781 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:17,511 [Vonda] ♪ Bells will be ringing ♪ 782 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:21,473 ♪ The glad, glad news ♪ 783 00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:25,644 ♪ Oh, what a Christmas ♪ 784 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:29,857 ♪ To have the blues ♪ 785 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:33,652 ♪ My baby's gone ♪ 786 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,864 ♪ And I have no friends ♪ 787 00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:38,949 [Ally Narrating] The other thing about the slow dance 788 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:42,202 is the surrender of it all. 789 00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:45,664 Sometimes people just need to surrender. 790 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:50,502 ♪ Choirs will be singing ♪ 791 00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:54,840 ♪ "Silent Night" ♪ 792 00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:58,677 ♪ Christmas carols ♪ 793 00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:02,514 ♪ By candlelight ♪ 794 00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:06,143 ♪ Please come home for Christmas ♪ 795 00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:10,856 ♪ Please come home for Christmas ♪ 796 00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:14,276 ♪ If not for Christmas ♪ 797 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:18,947 ♪ By New Year's night ♪ 798 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:23,118 ♪ Friends and relations ♪ 799 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:26,705 ♪ Send salutations ♪♪ 800 00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:02,408 {\an8}[Woman] You stinker! 61828

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