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Previously on Ally McBeal.
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It's okay for a gal to demand
a diamond ring
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from a guy before sex,
but not money.
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Ah, Whipper likes to say
"diamond ring" to torture me.
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How has it come to this?
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We're smart women.
We're fairly attractive.
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-I'm even hot.
-So, why aren't we with hot men?
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-Ally?
-[Gasps]
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You-- You--
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Do you, uh, find me short?
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What?
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Well, most women
wouldn't consider...
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dating a man, you know,
who isn't taller than--
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-But a lot of women would.
-Would you?
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You are about to drink this cappuccino
like most men make love--
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skipping over
all the foreplay.
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Mmm!
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[Ally] Usually when you looked
into the mirror like that,
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it was something about me.
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So, I figure it must be
a problem with Georgia,
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and I can understand why
you wouldn't want to share that,
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but I am totally here for you.
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- [Toilet Flushes]
-[Gasps]
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-I can't sing.
-It would just be backup.
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I thought you, maybe Georgia.
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Backup singers for you?
Like-- Like Ikettes?
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It's a Christmas party
tradition. Everybody sings.
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We rent out the bar, we have it
during the day for rehearsal.
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- Ally?
- Richard.
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Elaine says everybody
sings at our Christmas party.
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We can discuss it later.
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Right now something big
may have fallen into our lap.
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I need you, John Cage
in my office, quick. Thanks.
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Ally, it's just that
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there's been a buzz about you
being so lugubrious.
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And I was hoping you could
squash it with a number.
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I'm partly looking out
for you here.
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Thank you, Elaine.
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You touch me.
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Ikettes.
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- You want to ask for what?
- That we be allowed to marry.
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- Legally.
-All three of you?
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Yes.
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Well, that-that's not
something you can do legally.
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Actually, I'm a lawyer
myself, Ms. McBeal.
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So is Patti.
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We're basically
common-law partners already.
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We have children together.
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Patti's already changed
her name legally.
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We've come to the point
where we want our union
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to be recognized by the law.
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I mean, this is obviously
a test case,
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and we think you two would be
the perfect attorneys to argue it.
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Why?
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Because we're bringing
it before Whipper...
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and she has great respect for John's
legal mind and your sense of romance.
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This case bridges the two.
The issue is ripe, it's time.
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I'd argue it myself if the judge and I
weren't fornicating. What do you say?
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-I say no.
-John?
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Well, splendid. They'll do it.
You're in good hands.
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-Richard?
-Ally?
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-Richard!
-Ally.
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Usually it's only about money
with me, I admit.
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But this time, piles,
piles and piles of money.
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Philosophically I have a problem
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championing the constitutional
rights of a threesome.
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Come on. The case landed
on Whipper's docket.
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How that happened,
anybody's guess.
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Probably because I asked her to take it.
Who knew she would?
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Now, the clients, they think
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we may have some special
influence with the Whip,
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probably because
I all but promised it.
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Add it to all of this,
the argument is truly viable
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from a legal standpoint.
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Ally, how can
we possibly say no?
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It's Christmas!
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{\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪
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{\an8}♪ Walkin' the linethat's painted by pride ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I have made mistakesin my life ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪
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{\an8}♪ For what love has to bringYeah, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got myself together ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been searchingmy soul tonight ♪
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{\an8}♪ I know there'sso much more to life ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I knowI can shine a light ♪
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{\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
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[Man] Two children are
by Mindy and me.
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And our third is by all three of us.
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{\an8}Well, what-what do you mean
by "all three"?
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{\an8}James fertilized Patti's egg.
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{\an8}It was implanted in me
and I carried it to term.
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{\an8}♪♪ [Humming]
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{\an8}Sorry. Um--
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{\an8}Well, o-o-obviously,
this has no precedent to it.
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{\an8}But the definition of the nuclear family
is constantly evolving.
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{\an8}The time is coming.
It has to start somewhere.
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{\an8}[Thinking] And it wouldhave to start with me.
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{\an8}[Ally] I'm gonna have to
let you carry this, John.
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{\an8}I mean, you're the whiz
on unorthodox arguments,
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{\an8}and this-- this--
this one is so you.
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{\an8}[John] Well, I'll do it.
But Richard is right.
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{\an8}- Your presence is vital.
- [Toilet Flushing]
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{\an8}-Why?
-Because in concept,
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{\an8}it will seem very unromantic,
at least conventionally unromantic.
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{\an8}And your presence will take
the curse off that with Whipper.
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{\an8}And I've emerged
without my trousers.
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{\an8}[Gasps]
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{\an8}Chagrined.
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{\an8}-Will I what?
-Sing.
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{\an8}-Now?
-At our Christmas party.
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{\an8}Ally says you have
a great voice and--
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{\an8}I do.
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{\an8}I thought maybe you
and Georgia--
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{\an8}Hey, Georgia!
I love that suit. It's smart.
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{\an8}Have you ever thought about putting
that natural baritone of yours to a beat?
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{\an8}I'm not singing backup
for you at the party.
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{\an8}I don't sing backup
for anybody.
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{\an8}This is for Christmas.
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{\an8}Jesus Christ, our Lord Savior,
was born.
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{\an8}It kills me how everybody around
here can be so "me, me, me."
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{\an8}I can't go shopping
and I have to push back lunch.
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{\an8}I have to go to court.
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{\an8}Richard wants me there,
too, now.
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{\an8}He does?
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{\an8}Strength in numbers,
given what we're arguing.
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{\an8}[Richard's Voice]♪ Da, da, da, da. ♪
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{\an8}♪ I don't remember ♪
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{\an8}♪ What day it was ♪
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♪ I didn't notice ♪
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♪ What time it was ♪
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♪ All I know is that ♪
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♪ I fell in love with you ♪
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♪ And if all my dreamscome true ♪♪
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why are you on the stage?
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Oh, it's just rehearsal.
I'm checking equipment.
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Why aren't you singing
a Christmas carol?
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I pay for this party, Elaine.
I can sing whatever I want.
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Well, obviously.
And this will be the third year running...
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that you sing some kind
of ode to Whipper.
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She wants a ring, Richard,
not a medley.
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Thank you, Elaine. Imagine my comfort,
having you for emotional counsel.
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Would that I dye my roots so I could
truly profit from your tutelage.
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Richard, you and Whipper barely
survived the last two Christmases.
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Now, if you don't want to admit
it's a problem to me, fine.
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But at least
admit it to yourself,
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or you might not be celebrating
together next year.
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Ah. Yeah.
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Do they--
As-- As a threesome?
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Evidently not.
There's nothing kinky.
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It's heterosexual
one-on-one sex.
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I guess the women take turns
being too tired.
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I don't really get it. I don't get it.
A penis is not a share toy.
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Don't say "penis," Renee.
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[Georgia]
It is a total man thing.
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Ménage à trois.
It's like a harem fetish.
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It's not a ménage à trois thing.
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He's either with one or the other,
but never with both.
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- [Knocks]
- [Ally] So, what are we gonna do, John?
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[John]
Well, we have two options.
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We can either go
with science or emotion.
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What's the difference?
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Well, with science we're armed
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with several well-accepted
anthropological studies...
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which say that man, by nature,
must procreate with multiple partners,
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spreading his seed as much as possible,
for the survivability of the human race.
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Emotion says he should
follow his heart,
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which has a proven incapacity
to be drawn to any one female...
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for a long period of time.
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Personally, I lean toward science.
What are your thoughts?
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I appreciate your not
rushing with your answers.
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Do you really believe that--
Science?
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Yes.
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Men can't stay attracted to the
same female
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for a long period of time.
That's a science?
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Sexual attraction
is all chemical, Renee.
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At some point--
[Moans]
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The body stops producing the chemical
for the same partner.
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It diminishes
sexual appetite.
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Adult videos, lingerie, they can
treat the symptoms, but, uh--
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[Exhales]
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What a sad way
to look at love.
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Married couples cannot
maintain frisk for one another.
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Yeah, it troubles me.
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I'd been married to Mindy
for eight years when Patti and I--
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You and Patti work
in the same firm as lawyers?
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-Yes.
-And you fell in love with Patti?
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I did.
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[Georgia] You were no longer
in love with Mindy?
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Well-- Well, the fact is
that my marriage did seem dead.
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It was meeting Patti,
I fell in love with her.
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I thought about leaving Mindy,
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but I realized I couldn't.
I loved her too.
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Plus, she is the mother of my
two children,
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and I didn't want
to break the family up.
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You were in love
with two women?
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Yes.
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And I could either tear things apart,
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or I could try
to bring everything together.
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So, the three of us, we--
we sat down and we talked, and,
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well, we decided
we would try this.
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-This being the three of you?
-Mm-hmm.
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Now, that was two years ago.
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And since then, Patti
and Mindy have become close.
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And, uh, we decided
to have a child together.
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And you think that justifies you
in being joined in matrimony?
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As a threesome?
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Well, we're
a family, Your Honor.
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Conventional? No.
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But we're happy.
We're devoted to each other.
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The kids live in a home where
there's love and trust and security.
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How many people in this room
can make the same claim?
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[Groans]
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♪♪ [Humming]
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At first I was devastated.
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My husband having an affair.
I was destroyed.
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- And how did you respond?
- I cried for about two weeks.
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I think one of the reasons
it was so painful,
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it came at a time when our relationship
seemed stronger than ever.
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While he was engaging
with another woman?
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I didn't know that.
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All I knew is that we were
laughing together again,
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talking, being affectionate.
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That had been missing
for a long time.
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Sex too.
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[Whipper]
Just a second.
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You say that you were laughing
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and talking and having more sex
with your husband...
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once he started
this affair?
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Strangely enough.
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[John]
Why, do you think?
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[Mindy] Well, his relationship with
Patti kind of opened him up.
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00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:27,269
Maybe that helped
my relationship with him.
238
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,484
It almost made sense.
239
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,610
Come on, Georgia.
240
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,114
What if he wanted
four wives or five?
241
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,324
We should allow polygamy
just as long as it works?
242
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,326
No, but--
243
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,245
What's wrong?
244
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,580
Something's bothering you.
245
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:51,669
Well, you and I,
246
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:55,381
these past few months
you have been relaxed,
247
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,717
more intimate,
you're--
248
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,886
- We're--
- What? We're what?
249
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,681
This is the best
we've ever been together--
250
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,809
sexually, emotionally.
251
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,603
Ever since Ally came here.
252
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,980
I beg your pardon?
253
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,106
You've been less--
254
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:15,609
I don't know--
repressed.
255
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,028
[Laughs]
Because of Ally?
256
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,323
This is good.
This I should write down.
257
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,283
It's not that ridiculous.
258
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,118
-Yes, it is.
-No, it isn't.
259
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:26,537
You think there's something
going on between me and Ally?
260
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,372
Of course there is
something going on.
261
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:33,294
Maybe not sexual, but we all know
there is something going on. And--
262
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,338
-And what?
-And-And maybe the reason...
263
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:40,843
I'm able to live with it
is because you have been--
264
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:41,844
I don't know.
265
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,263
You do know, obviously.
Let's hear it.
266
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,853
I don't think
you're being unfaithful.
267
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:56,400
But I think there are little pockets
of intimacy that you can't get to with me,
268
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,402
that you do get to
with her.
269
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:02,281
And as a result,
you feel less--
270
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,407
Repressed.
271
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,493
That is the best word
I have for it-- "repressed."
272
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,453
You seem less repressed.
273
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:11,707
And as a result of that,
you and I have been more intimate.
274
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:16,962
Ally has been good for us
and it pisses me off.
275
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,464
That's--
276
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,924
Crazy.
277
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,009
I know.
278
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:25,971
I've got them.
279
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:26,972
Excuse me?
280
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,350
Ikettes. I've got them to
sing backup for my song.
281
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,101
You got the Ikettes?
282
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,186
Well, not the real ones,
283
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:36,524
but they're sexy and they're black,
and they coincide with my sensuality.
284
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,942
So I'm off the hook then.
285
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,777
Mm-hmm.
286
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,617
Hey, Ally, I believe you should
question Patti on the stand.
287
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:50,371
Why? You're doing a good job.
I think Whipper is on the fence even.
288
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:53,332
Exactly, and she needs a nudging
from a romantic idealist.
289
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:57,586
The problem is is that she can read me,
John, no matter what I say in there.
290
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:03,509
Well, is it the idea,
two women, one man?
291
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,428
Mm-hmm.
292
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,721
Okay, let me ask you.
293
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,057
Were you swayed
by Mindy's testimony?
294
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:14,019
Her husband brings
another woman into the home.
295
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,274
To live there.
296
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,902
[Elaine]
A-one, two, three, four.
297
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,239
[All]♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪
298
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:28,909
♪ Santa Claus last night ♪
299
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,288
♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪
300
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,541
♪ Santa Claus last night ♪♪
301
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,668
Hello.
Hip atrophy?
302
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,170
Come on, girls. We need
to sex it up a little bit.
303
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,506
- It's just a rehearsal.
- And the party is Friday.
304
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,841
Let's do it again.
305
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:47,970
Are you ready, boys?
A-one, two, three, four.
306
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,265
♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪
307
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:54,852
♪ Santa Claus last night ♪
308
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,687
You know, if she ever
caught her mother with Santa,
309
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,314
she'd tell her father.
310
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,774
In a second.
311
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,236
So, what are you
gonna sing, Renee?
312
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,237
Not sure yet.
313
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,822
♪♪ [Continues]
314
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,532
But you don't want
to follow me, Richard.
315
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,950
Trust that.
316
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:13,621
♪ Underneath the mistletoelast night ♪
317
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,165
-♪ Last night ♪
-[Singing Flatly] ♪ Last night ♪
318
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,792
♪ She didn'tsee me creep ♪
319
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:22,671
-She said that?
-Yeah.
320
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,215
-Well, it's-it's-it's silly.
-Silly.
321
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:31,263
And true. Well, it's
not that huge of a--
322
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,559
You know Steve Schwinn?
You know Steve?
323
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,561
Yeah.
324
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,480
He said that his marriage
got better
325
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:42,399
as soon as his wife
started going to therapy.
326
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,485
It's not she went to counseling
327
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,362
'cause there was anything wrong
with the marriage.
328
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,657
It's just feeling like
talking to somebody else.
329
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,076
She felt like it kind
of decompressed her.
330
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:56,872
Sometimes feeling as if
you're heard by anybody,
331
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,124
it helps relationships
with everybody.
332
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,876
I read that once.
333
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,587
And sometimes,
334
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,631
having a real
solid friendship,
335
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:09,343
it can pay dividends
at work, and at home, and--
336
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,679
All over.
337
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,972
And you and I,
338
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,766
I think our friendship
makes us both stronger.
339
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,685
Don't you?
340
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,520
Yep.
341
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:24,316
And it's just a coincidence
that we used to be lovers.
342
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,986
-What?
-Nothing.
343
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,905
What?
344
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,119
Well, it certainly isn't my plan
to break up your marriage,
345
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,662
but I can't say I'm thrilled
346
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,249
to be the best thing that ever
happened to it either.
347
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,263
- Home? Separate homes?
- I'm tired.
348
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,017
Christmas fatigue syndrome,
and it's only the 15th.
349
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,435
[Sighs]
350
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,688
Whipper, why do you go into this funk
every year around the holidays?
351
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,940
Is it the challenge of it?
352
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,775
Is it more fun bringing
everybody down
353
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,069
when their spirits
are in higher places?
354
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,614
Keep digging yourself a hole, nuckie,
we'll be nose-to-nose any second.
355
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,201
Oh. Hmm.
356
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,996
Yeah, I got a buddy who's a chiropractor.
His business triples in December.
357
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,875
You know why?
Neck injuries.
358
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,753
I can't tell where it's going,
but it sounds like a good one.
359
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:29,048
[Clears Throat]
See.
360
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,383
People like to take stock
at the holidays.
361
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,261
They look around, they see what
they've got and what they're missing.
362
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:37,431
All that craning,
what they get is a sore neck.
363
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,350
Whipper, you want to be happy?
Don't look around.
364
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,854
Happiness can be found
in one word-- denial.
365
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,065
Happiness, Richard,
is going to bed at night...
366
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,234
with something a little more
secure than a Fishism.
367
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,991
Look,
368
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,786
Whipper.
369
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,414
You want me to marry you?
I'll marry you.
370
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,666
What's the big deal?
371
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:09,129
My point is, we love each other.
We're together.
372
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,547
What's so important
about marriage?
373
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,508
What does that really mean?
374
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:17,054
It must mean something, Richard,
if you're so afraid of it.
375
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,723
Oh.
376
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,984
Isn't it obvious, Richard?
She's just feeling insecure.
377
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,319
Why does she have
to impose it on me?
378
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,238
She's your girlfriend.
379
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,866
Why do single women conclude if they're
unmarried they're necessarily unhappy?
380
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,911
Oh, as opposed to men, who stave off
misery until after their married.
381
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,957
- What was that?
- Nothing.
382
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,626
Billy's happy.
He's never been happier.
383
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:53,090
That isn't true.
I have definitely seen him happier.
384
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,260
- Oh, God.
- He told you about our conversation.
385
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,053
- What conversation?
- [Both] Richard!
386
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,806
-Cappuccinos?
-Don't you wish.
387
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:01,723
What?
388
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,809
She told her you told her
about what she told you.
389
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,811
I'm in the middle and clueless.
I feel like Elaine.
390
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,146
-Ally?
-Billy.
391
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,648
- Bygones.
- [All] Quiet!
392
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,650
You and I need to talk.
393
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:14,611
No, no.
The three of us need to talk.
394
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,739
Can't I just apologize
to everybody and be excused?
395
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,325
No! This has been coming for
a long time.
396
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,286
The three of us
are getting in a room together.
397
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,663
I'm available to take
the minutes.
398
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,415
Do you just sniff trouble
and seek it out?
399
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,292
Yes. And if there's any way
I can complicate it--
400
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,334
Excuse me.
401
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,294
[all shout]
What?
402
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,716
We're late for court.
403
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,227
I would be
the evil other woman, yes.
404
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,104
You seem to wear
the badge proudly.
405
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,356
I work.
I wanted a family.
406
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,942
I didn't really want to turn
my kids over to a nanny.
407
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,487
As nuts as it sounds,
in addition to getting a husband,
408
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,032
I am marrying the mother
of my children.
409
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:03,160
It-It does sound nuts.
410
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,495
[Patti] You don't
have to tell me that.
411
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,748
And I certainly didn't grow up
picturing this for my marriage.
412
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,542
But the picture
has changed.
413
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,544
Yeah.
414
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:19,218
Um, you sounded a little sad
with that answer.
415
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,221
[Sighs]
416
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:26,350
I grew up with the same dreams
as everybody else, Ms. McBeal.
417
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,352
I dreamed of my wedding day.
418
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,063
I had visions of
my little house, my garden.
419
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:34,900
And it didn't work out
exactly according to plan.
420
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,153
[Chuckles]
But you know what?
421
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,030
It did work out.
422
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,830
I know it's just
a holiday phase, but still,
423
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,834
the whole point
of Christmas cheer is... what?
424
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,503
-Cheer.
-Exactly.
425
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,173
And all she wants under
that tree is a picket fence.
426
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,802
[Exhales]
I'm drawn to her.
427
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,804
Whipper?
428
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,723
Ally.
I'm drawn to her.
429
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:07,891
Oh.
430
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,893
I'm tempted to invite her
to the Christmas party.
431
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,521
-As my date.
-Oh.
432
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,315
We broached the subject once
and she sort of--
433
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,317
Well, she kissed me
under the mistletoe.
434
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,070
And the moment
was fraught with ambiguity,
435
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,072
but I did sense an overture.
436
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,116
Then ask her.
Your timing couldn't be better.
437
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,076
She seems to be saying yes
to everybody.
438
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:29,162
[Groans] I'm not good
asking women out.
439
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:32,124
There's not much to it, John.
You just ask.
440
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:35,502
You know the way you prepare
for your big negotiating sessions.
441
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:36,712
Do that.
442
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,588
Just march in there
and demand money?
443
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:42,551
March in there feeling you're
the strongest man on the planet.
444
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,594
Except instead of being
boned for battle,
445
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,930
you just adjust it.
446
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:52,019
But what you keep is the idea
that you feel good about yourself,
447
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:55,480
even if it's a lie.
448
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,529
Somebody has to start!
And since you called the meeting--
449
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,239
I would like to start by protesting
450
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,533
that I've even been brought
into the middle of this.
451
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,994
I second that.
I protest you being in the middle.
452
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,537
Who's under attack here?
Me or him?
453
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,538
-I don't know.
-You don't know?
454
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:12,914
That's what I said, didn't I?
455
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,333
What are you so angry about?
456
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,877
I'm angry that in order to have
a meaningful discussion...
457
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,338
about our marriage, I've gotta
have her in the room!
458
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,716
I'm angry because I don't
even know who to blame.
459
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,928
I'm angry because I like you better
since she came back into your life.
460
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:31,141
I am angry because somehow she
has managed to make you and I closer.
461
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:35,520
I'm angry because I'm not sure
that I want her out of your life.
462
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:39,232
I am angry because I don't know
how to handle this,
463
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,735
and on top of it all,
I like her, damn it!
464
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:44,404
I'm angry about that too!
465
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:54,206
Okay.
466
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,875
Um, I'm really glad
that we cleared the air.
467
00:22:56,958 --> 00:23:00,045
And, um, bye.
468
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,755
Get back here.
469
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:05,092
I think we need to get
really honest with each other.
470
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:08,011
Georgia, husbands, wives,
ex-girlfriends.
471
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,138
That is not a combination
that calls for honesty.
472
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,599
That is a combination
that calls for pretending.
473
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:14,726
Which I was
quite capable of.
474
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,230
But you and me and him being
in this office together?
475
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,816
The things I've
heard in this trial,
476
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,901
some of it is going on here.
477
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,779
She has made you more
emotionally accessible.
478
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:28,198
-Do you deny that?
-Not for a second.
479
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:30,450
[Thinking]Should have denied it.
480
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:36,331
Look, I am getting
out of this room.
481
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,375
And whether or not
my friendship with Billy
482
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,001
has made your relationship
better or not,
483
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,003
it doesn't matter.
484
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:46,258
And whatever you two decide
to do about that,
485
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:51,471
I shouldn't be in this room.
486
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,723
I'm sorry.
487
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:06,820
Please, um, disregard
that one.
488
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,158
[Door Closes]
489
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:14,619
-Oh! ♪ I saw Mommy ♪
-♪♪ [Singers Harmonizing]
490
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:18,915
♪ Tickle Santa Claus ♪
491
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:22,085
♪ Underneath the bigsoft, snowy ♪
492
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,839
-She's not bad.
-We'll be better.
493
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:29,634
♪ Oh, what a laughit would have been ♪
494
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,387
♪ If Daddy had only seen ♪
495
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:37,851
♪ Mommy kissing Santa Clauslast night ♪♪
496
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,102
[Renee] Is it close?
497
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,564
If we win this case,
I swear, I'll kill myself.
498
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,566
Three-way marriage.
499
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:45,901
Everything I grew up
believing in,
500
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,403
and I don't care
if it was a giant myth.
501
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,114
Ally, you grew up dreaming
502
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:54,326
that you'd be a mother
and have a career.
503
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:57,579
Maybe this three-way thing
is what you dreamed about.
504
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,538
Oh.
505
00:24:58,622 --> 00:24:59,998
Good night, honey.
506
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,458
-Good night.
-Good night.
507
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,544
Relationships
should be in twos.
508
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,047
Or-Or at least
in even numbers.
509
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,965
I mean, why do you think
women feel the need
510
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,217
to be married anyway?
511
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,885
I mean, it can't just
be the security thing,
512
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:14,429
because men are just
as insecure as women.
513
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,265
Being unmarried
isn't a stigma to men.
514
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,352
Eligible bachelor.
Old maid.
515
00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:23,730
Society drills it into us
that women should be married.
516
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,525
Society drills it into us
smart people should have careers.
517
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,735
Society drills it into us that
women should have children
518
00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,195
and mothers should stay at home.
519
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:34,533
And society condemns the working mother
that doesn't stay at home.
520
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:38,203
So, what chance do we really have
when society keeps on drilling us?
521
00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:42,749
We could change it, Renee.
Society is made up of more women than men.
522
00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:46,586
And if women really wanted
to change society, they could do it.
523
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,756
I plan to change it.
524
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,926
I just want to get
married first.
525
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,804
[Doorbell Rings]
526
00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:01,351
Uh, Your Honor?
527
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:04,938
I'm sorry for the intrusion.
528
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:08,692
Um, would you mind if I--
if I came in for just a second?
529
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:11,069
Uh, no.
530
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,572
Thank you.
531
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,367
Uh, honey.
532
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,410
Honey.
533
00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:20,078
Oh, I didn't mean
to disturb anybody.
534
00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,997
-You don't have to get up.
-Oh, that's okay.
535
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,415
Is something the matter?
536
00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:26,751
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I just came to--
537
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:29,713
to get a peek
of your... home.
538
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,808
I'm sorry. I don't want
to bother anyone.
539
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:43,226
Good night.
540
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,854
Merry Christmas.
541
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,566
Merry Christmas.
542
00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:19,054
[Engine Starts]
543
00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:30,523
[Phones Ringing]
544
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,859
-Did you ask her yet?
-I'm still steeling myself.
545
00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:35,028
Strong. Assured.
Fresh. Bold.
546
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:37,864
You just described
a breath mint.
547
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,203
I don't know what else
to really say.
548
00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:46,206
I'm gathering that.
549
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:47,499
All last night and all today
550
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:50,377
you've been saying you
don't know what else to say.
551
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:54,506
I'm inclined to think
you have nothing else to say.
552
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,052
Georgia, if you tell me...
553
00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:02,555
to dial back my friendship with Ally,
I will do it.
554
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,516
If it is a threat to us,
I will do it,
555
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:06,685
whether you ask me to or not.
556
00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:12,732
Maybe I should leave this firm.
That's the easiest solution.
557
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,735
I don't want that.
558
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:19,155
What I do want is
to completely trust you.
559
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,578
You don't now?
560
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,414
No.
561
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:33,253
Are you technically faithful?
Yeah.
562
00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:36,506
Are you totally?
563
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,717
No.
564
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:44,597
When you go to her and repeat
things I have said to you--
565
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:48,768
When you go to her
as a sounding board for stuff...
566
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:54,023
that involves you and me,
that is not fidelity.
567
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:59,446
She understands that.
Why can't you?
568
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:02,949
But even...
569
00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:05,952
when, by your own admission,
570
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:09,956
me using her as a sounding board
helps you and me?
571
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:14,961
I need to feel...
572
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:20,842
that-that whatever
our successes or failures,
573
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,969
she's got no part of them.
574
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,645
[Sighs]
Okay.
575
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,689
I get that.
576
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,150
♪♪ [Funk]
577
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:44,324
[Man] ♪ I've beenreally trying, baby ♪
578
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:49,120
♪ Trying to hold backthis feeling for so long ♪
579
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:55,043
♪ And if you feellike I feel, baby ♪
580
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,045
♪ Then come on ♪
581
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,589
♪ Oh, come onWhoo ♪
582
00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,926
♪ Let's get it on ♪
583
00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:05,595
♪ Ah, baby ♪
584
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:08,389
♪ Let's get it on ♪
585
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,810
♪ Let's love, baby ♪
586
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,812
♪ Let's get it on ♪
587
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:16,856
-♪ Sugar ♪
-Ally.
588
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,943
- Hey, John.
- ♪ Let's get it on ♪
589
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,533
May I be so bold
as to ask you something?
590
00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:33,957
Sure. Sure, but, um--
591
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,794
But before you do,
your-your fly, um--
592
00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:40,129
[Funk Abruptly Stops]
593
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,006
Chagrined.
594
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:52,058
Um, you think Whipper
will rule today?
595
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,978
She led us to believe
she would.
596
00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:59,899
Um, listen, Ally, about this,
um, Christmas party--
597
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:02,777
[Stammering]
598
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:18,167
Would you be interested in
coming with me as my date?
599
00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,837
[Wind Gusting]
600
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:26,634
Well, see, John, I--
601
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,929
I actually have been
thinking about that, and, um,
602
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:32,932
you are my boss.
603
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,772
- Okay, I understand.
- Well, see, it's just that--
604
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:42,400
I understand.
605
00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,414
[Elaine, Ikettes]♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪
606
00:31:56,497 --> 00:32:00,251
♪ Santa Claus last night ♪
607
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:04,130
♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪
608
00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:07,800
♪ Santa Claus last night ♪
609
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:11,304
♪ I-I saw Mommy ♪
610
00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:16,309
♪ Kissing Santa Claus ♪
611
00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:18,561
Look at her.
What is this? Pop?
612
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,772
It's like '70s slut rock.
613
00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:23,441
[Richard]
I like it.
614
00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,069
-Where's Whipper?
-She should be here any--
615
00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:28,071
- [Pager Beeping]
-Whoop.
616
00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:30,323
♪ Down the stairsto have a peep ♪
617
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,951
-John Cage.
-What's he want?
618
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,662
You. Whipper has
the verdict on your case.
619
00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:38,206
-Now? Tonight?
-She's doing it on purpose.
620
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:41,209
She wants to kill my party.
I'll go with you.
621
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,211
The Biscuit says
he'll meet you there.
622
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:46,839
♪ I saw Mommy tickleSanta Claus ♪
623
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:50,093
♪ Underneath the beard ♪
624
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:53,680
♪ So snowy white ♪
625
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:58,643
♪ Oh, what a laughit would have been ♪
626
00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:01,437
♪ If Daddy had only seen ♪
627
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:05,316
♪ Mommy kissing Santa Claus ♪
628
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,445
♪ Last night ♪♪
629
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:14,283
You know, I've been married
twice.
630
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:16,828
Both marriages
failed miserably.
631
00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:18,871
But when I went
into your home last night,
632
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:22,000
I saw something I never had.
633
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,961
Something I still want.
634
00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,505
There's really no good reason
for the Commonwealth
635
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,841
not to recognize
a union of three.
636
00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:32,010
What's the big deal?
637
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:37,265
I know the institution
of marriage is changing.
638
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,726
{\an8}Maybe I know that
there are a lot of people
639
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:43,062
{\an8}who may not consider it
a sanctity,
640
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,897
{\an8}but I also know
this isn't an erosion
641
00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:47,191
{\an8}I'm willing to contribute to.
642
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:51,320
Your timing may be right
on this issue,
643
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,906
but you picked
the wrong judge.
644
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:56,826
-Plaintiff's motion denied.
- [Gavel Raps]
645
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:04,751
-We tried.
-Yeah.
646
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:10,590
-I'm sorry.
-Yeah.
647
00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:14,719
She-She just--
You know.
648
00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,846
Made the right decision?
649
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,230
[Richard]
Hey.
650
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:29,108
There's a rumor going around
you're naked under that robe.
651
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,529
- [Laughs]
- Hi, Richard.
652
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,656
I thought
I'd pick you up at 8:00.
653
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,909
I'm singing a great song
for you tonight.
654
00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:40,787
It's gonna be
our best party yet.
655
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,872
That's nice.
656
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,168
[Chuckles]
657
00:34:50,546 --> 00:34:53,424
We laugh together,
we love together--
658
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:57,136
why introduce the notion
that it could all work out?
659
00:34:57,220 --> 00:35:01,766
That would be
a holiday Fishism.
660
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:09,649
I'm afraid.
661
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,737
- Of what?
- My parents.
662
00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,494
All they did was fight.
663
00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,663
Scream.
664
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:27,792
I grew up in my room...
665
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:31,420
wearing headphones,
blaring music so I wouldn't hear.
666
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:35,174
My-- My heart...
667
00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:38,177
would actually
quicken a little...
668
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:42,765
near the end of songs 'cause I-I knew
during that little gap,
669
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,977
you know, I'd be able
to hear, you know--
670
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:49,272
So you equate marriage
with that?
671
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,649
I equate depending
on anybody with that.
672
00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:56,529
Whipper, the fact that
you're so much older than me--
673
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:02,952
I chirp so proudly "doesn't matter."
It does matter.
674
00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:05,163
It's an automatic
built-in defense.
675
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:08,249
So much age difference, this could never
lead to anything permanent.
676
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:11,961
It's automatic. There's a guardrail
there from day one.
677
00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:14,505
That aside,
678
00:36:19,218 --> 00:36:21,345
I love you.
679
00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:28,895
I just don't work well
with guardrails, Richard.
680
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,230
Yeah, I know.
681
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:37,987
Maybe we could get, uh--
I don't know-- some counseling.
682
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,199
Or I could get it.
683
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:46,329
But for now, let's just--
684
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,709
let's just get through
Christmas, okay?
685
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:57,423
Sure. Let's just
get through Christmas.
686
00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:05,431
♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪
687
00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:09,518
♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪
688
00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:15,399
♪ Santa Claus is comingto town ♪
689
00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:21,072
♪ Oh, you better watch outYou better not cry ♪
690
00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:25,368
♪ You better not poutI'm telling you why ♪
691
00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:29,455
- ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
-I really thought we'd win.
692
00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:32,708
Yeah. Well, marriages
should be in twos, not threes.
693
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:37,630
And that was the ruling.
We thought you should handle the appeal.
694
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:43,386
I'm sorry
if I came off a lunatic.
695
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,429
Mm-mmm. You didn't.
696
00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:49,141
No, no, no. The truth is
is that I do use him.
697
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:51,978
-What?
-Billy.
698
00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:56,607
I mean, whenever I feel insecure
or-- I don't know-- unsteady,
699
00:37:56,691 --> 00:38:00,152
I tend to grab hold of things
that steady me and--
700
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:04,156
and Billy does that.
701
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,157
I know.
702
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:08,828
I mean, the weird thing
is that so do you.
703
00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:12,790
-Me?
-Sometimes.
704
00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:15,251
I admire you, Georgia.
705
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:19,213
Oh, how awful.
706
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:22,550
[Laughs]
707
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:24,468
Here's to you, Barbie.
708
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:27,305
Oh, to you, Skipper.
709
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,935
♪ He knows if you've beenbad or good ♪
710
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:37,273
♪ So be goodfor goodness' sake ♪♪
711
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:50,202
[Footsteps Approaching]
712
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:54,623
Hey.
The party's happening.
713
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,792
Oh, yeah.
714
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,295
Yeah, I'll be down shortly.
715
00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:04,342
You know, uh, Mindy,
716
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,802
I think her only shot
at holding onto her husband,
717
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:09,597
or her children's father,
718
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,727
was saying yes to
this arrangement with Patti.
719
00:39:14,810 --> 00:39:16,562
This I know.
720
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:21,400
Well, what, did she, uh--
did she tell you that?
721
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:23,569
She didn't have to.
722
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:31,577
John, let's go
to the party together.
723
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,746
As dates.
724
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,915
I think your first instinct
was correct.
725
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:43,255
Well, um, I'd kind of like
to go with my current one.
726
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:49,929
Uh-- Maybe a glass
of wine up here.
727
00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:53,516
I just-- Noise troubles me.
728
00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:56,185
Well, wouldn't you
like to dance?
729
00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:58,562
Oh-- [Laughs]
730
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:00,898
I'm not rhythmic.
731
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,070
Well, maybe a slow dance.
732
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,197
-Well--
-No, no, no.
733
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,409
I mean, 'cause slow dancing
isn't really like dancing at all.
734
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:14,370
It's just two people kind
of leaning on each other.
735
00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:19,291
Almost as if they'd fall down
without the other one to hang onto.
736
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,294
It's very Christmas.
737
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,758
Do you know
that you're odd?
738
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:30,761
I do.
739
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:38,436
♪♪ [Upbeat]
740
00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:48,904
♪ I don't remember ♪
741
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:51,532
♪ What day it was ♪
742
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:55,369
♪ I didn't notice ♪
743
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,955
♪ What time it was ♪
744
00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,917
♪ All I know is that ♪
745
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,879
♪ I fell in love with you ♪
746
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:07,798
[Singing Along]♪ And if all my dreams come true ♪
747
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:11,886
♪ I'll be spending timewith you ♪
748
00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:14,013
You didn't tell me
what you do.
749
00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:17,099
I, uh-- I run a network.
750
00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,852
[Laughs]
That's a good one.
751
00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:23,522
♪ With each day comesa new way of loving you ♪
752
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:27,359
♪ Every timeI kiss your lips ♪
753
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,446
♪ My mind starts to wander ♪
754
00:41:30,529 --> 00:41:33,157
♪ And if allmy dreams come true ♪
755
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,744
♪ I'll be spending timewith you ♪
756
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:40,623
♪ Oh, I love youmore today than ♪
757
00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:44,376
[All]♪ Yesterday ♪
758
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:48,964
♪ But not as muchas tomorrow ♪
759
00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:53,385
♪ I love you moretoday than ♪
760
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,472
♪ Yesterday ♪
761
00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:59,517
♪ But, darlingnot as much ♪
762
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,811
♪ As tomorrow ♪
763
00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:05,564
♪ Tomorrow's datemeans springtime ♪♪
764
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:09,109
To me, the true meaning
of Christmas has always been Santa.
765
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,695
-Hmm.
-It still is.
766
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:16,617
You're allowed to believe
in something you know doesn't exist.
767
00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:20,496
I actually still did believe
till I was 12 years old.
768
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:23,290
-[Chuckles]
-I just wouldn't give it up.
769
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,959
And what made you
stop believing?
770
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,752
My mother.
771
00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:29,088
She told me
he fondled the elves.
772
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:32,424
Some therapist told her step one
773
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:35,719
was to at least undermine
my admiration for him.
774
00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:40,057
Next year
she told me he died.
775
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:42,810
Heart attack.
Cholesterol.
776
00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:46,188
I blamed myself
for leaving the cookies.
777
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:55,114
Fat man trying to squeeze
through a narrow chimney,
778
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:58,784
and I taunt him with Oreos
and a glass of whole milk.
779
00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:03,497
And you call me odd.
780
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,752
♪♪ [Slow]
781
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:17,511
[Vonda]♪ Bells will be ringing ♪
782
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:21,473
♪ The glad, glad news ♪
783
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:25,644
♪ Oh, what a Christmas ♪
784
00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:29,857
♪ To have the blues ♪
785
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:33,652
♪ My baby's gone ♪
786
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,864
♪ And I have no friends ♪
787
00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:38,949
[Ally Narrating] The otherthing about the slow dance
788
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:42,202
is the surrender of it all.
789
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:45,664
Sometimes peoplejust need to surrender.
790
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:50,502
♪ Choirs will be singing ♪
791
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:54,840
♪ "Silent Night" ♪
792
00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:58,677
♪ Christmas carols ♪
793
00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:02,514
♪ By candlelight ♪
794
00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:06,143
♪ Please come homefor Christmas ♪
795
00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:10,856
♪ Please come home forChristmas ♪
796
00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:14,276
♪ If not for Christmas ♪
797
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:18,947
♪ By New Year's night ♪
798
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:23,118
♪ Friends and relations ♪
799
00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:26,705
♪ Send salutations ♪♪
800
00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:02,408
{\an8}[Woman]
You stinker!
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