All language subtitles for Ally.McBeal.S01E04.1997.Disney+.WEB-DL.1080p.H264.AAC-HDCTV_track6_[eng]

-It's a what?
-A face bra.

Next to aging and sun exposure,

jogging is one of
the leading causes of wrinkles.

The up-and-down motion
breaks down the skin's elasticity.

-This holds the face in place.
-Elaine, you look like Hannibal Lecter.

I may look silly,
but this thing is a gold mine.

Ally, we could get a patent
and do an infomercial.

I'm telling you,
this is my best invention yet.

Even if we do get rich off of this,

don't you think it would be embarrassing
to tell people how we made our money?

There's no embarrassing way to make money.

What's with the jockstrap?
Somebody lay a trap?

It's a face bra. I invented it.
I plan to get a patent.

Run, don't walk.
I need to talk to you in private, Ally.

-You remember Professor Dawson?
-Why? What-- What are you saying?

Uh, evidence.
You know, crim pro. You know.

Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, of course
I remember him. Why?

He died Monday.

-What?
-Yeah. Heart attack.

Jogging. He just dropped.

Ironic, really.
He decides to take up running.

He just hits the ground dead.

He... died?

-Yeah, I know you two were pretty tight.
-Why do you say that?

Well, you researched
a lot of his publishings,

and I assumed you got along with the guy.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Anyway, he was certainly fond of you.

Evidently, you were his favorite student.

-M-Me?
-Yeah.

-R-R-Really?
-That's what his wife says.

His wife?

-His-His-His wife said-said that?
-Yeah.

She askedif you'd be willing
to be a pallbearer.

Ally?

-Ally?
-Huh?

It seemed pretty important to her.
Can I tell her yes?

Um--

Uh, okay.

Oh. Great.

I've been down this road

Walkin' the line that's painted by pride

And I have made mistakes in my life

That I just can't hide

Oh, I believe I am ready

For what love has to bring Yeah, yeah

I got myself together

Now I'm ready to sing

I've been searching my soul tonight

I know there's so much more to life

Now I know I can shine a light

To find my way back home

Oh

Baby, yeah

Oh, yeah

So, I thought we could drive up to Maine.

The foliage is supposed to be peaking.

And, uh, this buddy of mine
has this great place in Camden.

That-That sounds great. Good.

It's a crystal ball.

It's-It's beautiful.

I-I figured you'd like it.

-Ally, uh, are you okay?
-What?

Um, well--

She has to bury a dead mentor.

It's hard enough to grieve without having
the added pressure of lifting the coffin.

Um, could-could you guys
both excuse me for a minute?

I-I-I have to go check on something,

and-and I'll-- I'll be right back.

Um, Maine-- Maine sounds nice.

I, um-- I-I like pretty leaves, and--

Bye.

Are you into venture capital?

What's up?

Not Professor Dawson. He's dead.

Oh, I heard. Yeah.
I didn't really know him too well.

I did.

Oh, I'm-I'm sorry, Ally.

His wife wants me to be a pallbearer.

-Well, I-I guess you were close.
-I slept with him.

What was that again?

I had an affair with him
the third year of law school.

Um--

You had an affair with Professor Dawson?

Uh, didn't you know he was--

-Married?
-Ally, you obviously knew this.

Well, I-I-- You-You said
the marriage was over.

Of course I knew he was married.
I-I-I just didn't want to face it. I-I--

I couldn't. I didn't. I couldn't think of
myself as a home wrecker.

And I couldn't bear to think of him
being in the same bed as--

-So then what?
-I broke it off immediately,

about five months later.

Ally! Did he have kids?

Of-Of course not.
He-- Only two. Little ones.

It wasn't that bad what I did.

I mean, I was in
a monogamous relationship.

I wasn't betraying anybody.

You're just letting me talk

'cause you know hearing
my words is punishment enough.

I know what you're doing!

Oh, God! How--
How am I gonna be a pallbearer?

They want me to carry his body,

which-which brings up my whole,
you know, my death phobia,

and I'll have to deal with that too.

I-I gotta carry
something dead... in a box.

On the same day, I gotta deal with the two
sure things in life-- death and adultery.

Stop letting me talk.

You see, when you jog,
the face goes up and down.

I-I don't really invest
in, uh, infomercials.

-You think she's okay?
-Oh, I'm sure she's fine.

In fact, she's always
a little tickled by drama.

In time, she'll look back at this day
and want to relive it.

-Hey.
-Hi.

-Elaine.
-Oh, it's not a good time, Georgia.

-Ally is in there having an upset.
-What now?

-A dead professor.
-Excuse me.

I'm looking for Ally McBeal.

I see. And you would be?

The dead professor's wife.

Oh. Forgive my bluntness.

It's a device that I use to cope.

Let me go get her for you.
And I am very sorry for your loss.

Thank you.

Door's closed. They have knobs.

Billy, I have Georgia
waiting for you. And, Ally,

Professor Dawson's wife is here.

What?

Well, she'd like to meet with you.

Um-- Um--

Um, what-- Well, does she know I'm here?

Yes. I told her I would get you.

Uh, okay. Tell her I'll be right there.

Absolutely.

-Oh, God! What do I do?
-She doesn't know about--

No! No, I-I-I don't think so. I mean--

I mean, she knew that he had an affair,

because, you know,
they split up for a while.

But-But she didn't know
that it was with me.

Or-Or maybe she does.

Maybe that's why she's here.
Maybe she has a weapon.

Ally, she asked you to be a pallbearer.

Obviously, she couldn't think there was
something going on

between you and her husband.

Unless she's after some sort
of sick revenge,

making me carry him in some pine box.

Oh, God, she knows.

Ally, go see her.

Easy for you to say.
You didn't do it with her husband.

Oh.

Ally. Hi.

-She's in your office.
-So, about the weekend.

I'll-I'll just call, or--

Mrs. Dawson.

Hi. I'm-I'm-I'm--
I'm so sorry about your loss.

Thank you. Thank you for taking
the time to see me.

Don't be silly.

I know you and my husband were close.

He spoke of you so often.

Oh, well, he-- he was a wonderful--

professor.

Yeah.

And I-I know he was close
with many of his students.

But... the way he spoke about you--

Oh, my God.

-Do you mind if I ask you a question?
-Sure.

And I want you to just
give me an honest answer.

O-kay.

Would you mind speaking at the funeral?

Excuse me?

It wouldn't seem right
not to hear from a former student,

and you seem like the natural choice.

Oh, um, I--

Well, see, my voice
doesn't carry great in large rooms,

and I-I-I-- my throat,
I've been feeling a polyp.

It would be important to him... and to me.

O-kay. Sure.

Thank you.

The wake is tonight,

and the funeral service is tomorrow.

Okay.

Thank you.

Sure.

This is Daddy's friend Ally.

-Hi, Cara.
-She works with Daddy,

and she's gonna go to the zoo
with us today, okay, sweetheart?

-Ally.
-You scared me.

What happened?

-She doesn't know.
-Well, that's good.

Yeah, yeah, that's good,
except that the bad part is-is that...

she asked me to speak at the funeral.

-What?
-Yeah, yeah, as his favorite student.

And-- And I said yes.

You're gonna get up there
in church and eulogize a man--

Elaine.

I pulled some bio stuff
on Professor Dawson.

I thought for the eulogy,
it might help to be intimate.

Thank you, Elaine.

And you have Ronald Cheanie on line three.

Tell him I'll call him back.

His voice is beginning to
take on a perturbed quality.

Elaine, tell him I'll call him back.

And could you excuse us, please?

Certainly.

So, um-- Well, I-I guess
if I can be an adulteress,

it shouldn't be a stretch
for me to get up and, uh--

Ally, wou were close to him as a student.
Just talk about that.

I-I don't know if I should
work for you anymore.

Why?

Well-- Well, lately, it-it doesn't seem--

It-It doesn't always feel like work.

Billy, I have to think hard to even
remember him as a professor.

-You never mentioned him before.
-Well, yeah.

Yeah, because I-I-I--
I couldn't even admit it to myself.

I haven't even told Renee yet.
I haven't told anybody, and--

Oh, God. Oh, God.
Please, you-you-you cannot tell a soul.

I won't.

Okay.

Um--

I-I-I wouldn't even have told you,

except I-I really needed somebody to--

Oh, God. Oh, God. How am I gonna do this?

I-I-I mean, the guy-- the guy is gonna be
lying there in a casket.

You just breathe deep,
you try not to talk too fast,

-and you'll get through it.
-Okay.

Hey, uh, you want me
to come to this thing?

Would you?

I had him for con law.
I guess I could pay my respects.

Oh.

All set for the big wake?

Uh, Ally-- Ally, come here.

Um, tonight, uh,
try not to look at it as a negative.

-Don't look at it as a negative.
-Yeah.

A lot of his former students,
they'll be there.

This'll be like a class reunion.

Instead of a punch bowl, there's a coffin.

But, remember, reunions are meant to allow
the more successful graduates...

to inform the less successful
that that's what they are-- less than.

You and I, we're more than.
Uh, especially me.

I mean, I've got my own firm.
I could possibly be the most.

My point is life is all about attitude,

and tonight is a night for you
to just feel good about yourself.

Yeah. That whole speech was a Fishism.

-No doubt.
-Hug to get started?

Do you--

Do you know how long
I've thought about doing that?

Ally?

Ally?

Do you-- Do you want me to go with you?

No. No, no, no. I-I--

Billy and-and Richard are gonna be there,
and-and-and I'll be fine.

-I-I don't need--
-Me?

-I know the backstory, Ally.
-You do?

-Who told?
-You did.

You said you and Billy
basically grew up together.

Oh! Oh, that-- that backstory.

Well, yeah. Um, Billy--
Billy had him as a professor,

and-and I think that he could,
I don't know, commiserate or--

And even though you're no longer a couple,

when you feel like you're
about to hit bottom,

he's still the best cushion in town?

Something like that.

I'm-I'm sorry.

Oh, that-- that's okay. It's, you know--

But if, uh, if you and I
are gonna, you know,

progress, uh, you're gonna
have to let me in.

I know.

I think wakes are so ghoulish.

Oh, tell me about it. Oh, God!

-It's an open casket.
-Oh! Can you imagine?

It's a party for everybody to come
and look at you dead.

An embalmer does your makeup.

-You okay?
-Uh, fine.

Breathe through your nose.
Don't talk too fast.

Okay, okay.

I simply loved the man.

The word is so overused
these days, but, well--

Thank you for coming, Richard.

If not for him, I would
not be where I am right now.

I'd be in a lounge smoking a Cohiba.

-Hi, Ally.
-Hello-- Oh! Hello.

Hello. Thank you for coming.

So many people came. It's wonderful.

Oh, well, he was wonderful.
It's a wonderful night.

-How are you holding up?
-It-It's all a blur.

Um, I-I spoke to the minister, and he'll
call you up after one of the songs.

Tonight?

You-- No, tomorrow, at the funeral.

-Oh, right. Good. Fine. Good.
-Slow.

Shh.

I-I feel like I might fall.

-Well, you don't have to if--
-I-I do. I-I do.

I have to stay with my family. I-I--

I can't walk out on them.

Yeah, yeah. That-That--
This is just a thing, James.

-It-It was a-a thing, I guess.
-No, Ally.

You're the person
I've always dreamed of... all my life.

I just didn't wait long enough.

You know, when you think about it,
whoever I end up with,

assuming I'm lucky enough to end up
with anybody, I cheated on him too.

How do you cheat on somebody
you never met?

Easy.

Whoever I marry deserves somebody
who puts a value on fidelity.

Obviously, more than I do.

If you didn't value it, you wouldn't be
beating yourself up about it.

Hey.

-That's too much sex, Georgia.
-Oh.

-I'm too old.
-Yeah. You felt old.

Um, first, when we, uh, we go to bed.

Then you wake me up
at 3:00 in the morning.

And now again. What's the matter?

Statistically, most married couples
make love...

3.2 times a month, or something like that.

I just wanted to get October over with.

No, really. What's the matter?

Your libido sometimes goes
lockstep with your insecurity.

I am not complaining.

Part of me would like
to keep you insecure forever.

But only part of me.

Have you been reading
that Venus book again?

Maybe.

You have Katherine Dawson in your office.

-She wants to discuss the funeral.
-Mine?

She has been waiting since 8:30.

Okay. Lie. Just lie.

-Hi, Katherine.
-Hi.

I'm sorry to intrude, but--

Oh, that's okay.

I-I-I thought the wake went very well.

Don't you think?

It was you.

What?

My husband left me briefly
for another woman a few years ago.

I always thought it was a member
of the faculty, but... it was you.

Well, what, um--

What-What makes you think that?

My daughter remembers going
to the zoo with you and her father.

James wasn't a womanizer.
It wouldn't be like him to stray,

unless it was for something special.

Well, as-as accusations go,
at least that's a flattering one.

Where the hell is Elaine when I need her?

You would be the kind of woman
that he would fall in love with.

The way he used to speak about you--

How could I be so blind? It was--

It was right there in front of me.

We went on a couple of dates.

It-It was a-- a little, you know, thing.
Small.

Did he love you?

I never meant to fall in love with you.

I don't know.

Did you love him?

A little.

She's in there?

I'm not positive what's going on,
but it's good. I can feel it.

-Maybe I should go in.
-What's up?

The dead professor's wife
is in there with Ally.

And whatever they're talking about,
it's not whether

the mortician overdid it with the putty.

Maybe they're just going over the eulogy.

I've actually been hoping...

that I would meet you for a long time.

Oh? Why?

Because I-I never knew what happened.

For me, it was like this--
this big black hole.

And all of a sudden, he wasn't there.

It's a tragedy that I met you.

I maybe had some chance
of convincing myself that...

I was happy with my wife.

But meeting you--

It's a tragedy.

-What did he say happened?
-He wouldn't talk about it.

He just said, "I'm back,

and it hurts too much
to talk about why I was gone."

I figured someday that
we would talk about it.

And then he died.

Where the hell is Elaine?

Do you, um-- Do you really wanna
talk about this?

No. But I need to.

Look, Ally, for me,

the problem is the man that I knew, he--

But then again, maybe that's my problem.

Did I know him?
May-- Maybe I never really knew him.

Look, you--
you don't have to tell me anything.

It's just that I'm left here...

holding nothing but-- but my memories,

and I don't even know
if my memories are true.

I'll-- I'll, um-- I'll be right back.

She knows.

-She does?
-I--

She-She's waiting back there for me
in-in-in my office.

-Are you okay?
-Yeah. Yeah.

She-She's starting to wonder
whether she ever even really knew him.

And-And-And I could tell her
that it was just sex,

'cause I think that that would lessen
the betrayal for her, but--

But?

But I think that she's looking to
cling on to the idea...

that he was a really good man.

Which he was. And-And sex--

I mean, a cheap affair,
that-that cheapens him.

And--

I mean, I'm-I'm not sure that
she wouldn't rather hear

that we were just in love,

'cause as-as painful as it is,
it-it doesn't destroy her idea...

of who she thought he was.

Does-Does this make any sense?

What's the truth?

The truth?

The truth is he thinks the biggest tragedy
of his life is not spending it with me.

You can't tell her that, Ally.
You cannot tell her that.

And what it does is
holds the skin in place.

Next to aging and sun exposure,
jogging is the--

Isn't this fabulous?

You-You know,
medical studies do show that...

jogging causes wrinkles and-and-and--

Imagine. People run to preserve
their youth, and it makes them look old.

Terrible. And-And-And if you treat
this mask with a moisturizer,

it-it could even be better.

I never thought of that. Maybe Retin-A.

-Elaine, will you excuse us for a minute?
-Mmm. Certainly.

Retin-A. I wonder if you could
time-release that.

So, um,

where-where-where did we leave off?

You were going to give me a clue
as to why my husband betrayed me.

Yes, that. Well--

Your husband and, you know--

You?

Me. Yes. It--

I wish I could say it was
just some midlife crisis.

It was just a midlife crisis.

I wish I-I could say I was--

Being sophomoric one last time.

But it-it's not that.

That's all it was.

I love you.

He loved you.

If I didn't have any kids--

You were all that ever mattered to him.

Ally, I have two children...

who need me to be there.

He loved you.

Well, uh--

I think--

God. I-- I-I had hoped...

there would be some explanation
which would take away some of the--

I'm sorry.

Look, uh--

Under the circumstances, maybe you
shouldn't speak at the funeral tonight.

Maybe I know that he's been cheatin'

Maybe I know that he's been untrue

Those things are so disgusting.
They also can cause cancer.

-Why do you smoke them?
-Because we look good doing it.

They're expensive, and people know it.
Do you think she'll plug the firm?

Sorry?

Ally, in the eulogy. Think she'll plug us?

Not right off.

Hmm. You think she likes me?

Not as a man, but as a human being.

How could she not?

Well, sometimes I toss
some jewel Fishisms her way.

She just stares back with blanks.

Well, she gets thrown
by profundity sometimes.

Hmm. Yeah. I'm gonna go change my suit.

I figure we can all meet upstairs in about
half an hour, all go together.

Good idea.

So, we ever gonna talk about it?

About what?

About how a person can be so hot by night
and so cold by day.

It's just a little odd...

how Ally keeps going into your office...

and pouring out whatever it is
she's pouring out.

I know. She just has stuff going on.

Like what?

Well, I kinda promised her...

it would be, uh, confidential.

I'm your wife.

Isn't the theory that husbands and wives
tell each other everything?

Yes. But I did promise her on this.

Oh.

Whatever I add up to,

I'm not her, am I?

Georgia, whatever
she adds up to, she's not you.

I've never been happier
being anything than your husband.

I know everything's great between us now.

But you gotta figure over the course,
we're gonna hit a few bumps.

I guess I'm just nervous about Ally being
in the next room when that happens.

Do you really doubt how much I love you?

No.

Before my kiss comes I just walk away

Oh, but maybe I know
that he's been cheatin'

Maybe I know that he's been untrue

I can go with you.

It's okay.

We're all gonna, um, meet back at-at the--

You know, Ally,

you're not the first woman
to have an affair with a married man.

Somehow, that doesn't make me feel better.

You know, what I did
was worse than what he did.

How do you figure that?
He was the one with the family.

Yeah. He took a risk.

And me, I-I didn't even think about it.

He had a wife, kids.
I didn't even give that a thought.

The marriage was over. You said that.

But it wasn't over, was it?
He stayed with her.

It was never really over.

It may have been close, but it--
it wasn't over when I got in there.

I put pain in that house, Renee.

Anger.

I mean, those-those kids
lost their dad for a while because of me.

And the little girl at the zoo--

I-- I mean, if a child can't trust
her parents to love each other...

or to be honest with each other--

I didn't even give that a thought.

I stayed late on account of the funeral.

I know how things can slip through
the cracks during times of wallow.

You're a godsend.

Oh, Ally. I know how you hate
to walk into your office and be surprised.

Who? The widow?

-Georgia?
-Cheanie.

You told him I was coming back?

I did.

Ronnie.

Can we talk about it?

About what?

Come on, Ally. Something's--

You go behind closed doors with Billy,
it may be innocent.

But of all the ways
for me to go into a relationship,

being confused isn't my favorite.

-Are you two--
-No!

-Then what?
-Well--

My third year of law school,
I had an affair with the dead professor.

And-And I was feeling conflicted
about the fact that I--

that I was the keynote speaker
at his funeral.

And the widow, she really needed to know
whether it was a sex thing,

or whether the love had completely dried
up in the marriage.

And-And the truth seemed brutal,
and I'm not a good liar.

And so I've been going behind closed doors
with Billy to confess and get his advice.

You had an affair with your professor?

I knew you were gonna get stuck on that.
No, no, no, no, no.

Did you not hear the rest of what I said?

Why didn't you come to me
to confess or for advice?

I-I-I don't know. I just-- I didn't think
we were quite ready for that.

Well--

-I think you're right.
-I know that tone.

Look, I'm-I'm still interested.

I still--

I'm gonna change "overmatched"
to just "over my head."

Ronnie, the last few days
have hardly been typical.

Oh, but they-- they have.

The next high-wire act comes tomorrow.
We just don't know what it's gonna be yet.

And, you know,
even if I was mature enough...

to handle this Billy thing,
I don't want to.

I don't wanna be.

I like being jealous.
I like being possessive.

Ronnie, just give me a couple more days.
Can you at least do that?

No.

I realize it's-- it's probably my loss.

But there are just some victories...

I-I-I-- I'm not equipped to-- to handle.

R-Ronnie! Hey, hey.
We're all going to a funeral.

Join us. It'll be fun.

Rain check.

-Ally?
-He just dumped her.

Oh.

Ally, is it true-- you and Cheanie?

I'll try to convince him not to fire
the whole firm, Richard.

It's been a hard two days.

You lost a professor you were close to.

Katherine told me how close, by the way.
That gave me a jump.

Ally.

One of the keys to life--
the fast-forward.

Every movie has its lousy parts.
The trick is, fast-forward through them.

See, as time passes,
you'll look back and say,

"Oh, that little adultery thing.
Oh, that."

You fast-forward to then right now,
and you're over it.

Fast-forward?

It's the Fish way.

That's your best one yet, Richard.

Is it? Well--

Glory be to the Father

And to the Son

And to the Holy Ghost

As it was in the beginning

Is now and ever shall be

World without end

Amen, amen

We tend to judge people
by the last chapter,

like the defining part of a man's life...

is where had he come to by the end.

And it would be easy
to do that here, wouldn't it?

James Dawson was a successful professor,

a wonderfully loving father and husband.

But don't do that.

Think of James yesterday as well as today.

Think of what he might have been doing,
say, four years ago.

There's a whole life there.

He didn't just love his family.

He loved others.

It was once said to me,

"One true measure of a person...

is how much pain he or she causes others."

'Cause it occurs to me
that one can cause pain,

enormous pain, simply by leaving.

We hurt because he's gone.

Before we continue on to our next hymn,

we shall hear from one of James's
former students, Ms. Ally McBeal.

Ms. McBeal?

-What do I do?
-Go.

-How can I go?
-Go!

Ms. McBeal?

Oh. I'm terribly sorry.

Uh, Ms. McBeal has been canceled.

They said she was suddenly unavailable.
Uh--

Oh. It appears she is available. Uh--

We'd be delighted.

Plug the firm.

Well--

The, um--

um, thing about funerals,

the guest of honor is always dead.

And, um,

uh, we-we hear people
talk about the deceased,

and-and-and then we hear all these things
that-that we never knew.

And we think, "Oh.
I wish I had known that."

Or, "I wish I had known him better."

And then we start to think,
well, maybe that person up there...

is just saying nice things
'cause, of course, you have to.

You can't-- can't be at a funeral
and say something not nice.

You have to say something good,
no matter--

You know, there's that story...

about the terrible, awful man who died,

and nobody could think
of anything nice to say about him...

until finally, somebody got up and said,
"His brother was worse."

Um--

That, um--

That-That story doesn't
apply here, does it? And--

Well, my point is-is-is--

-Lost.
-This.

You hear all the things...

-that we've heard about James Dawson,

and, um,

they're all true.

I mean, sometimes you think you know
a person, and then you're not sure.

But... with-with James,

you-you really did... know him.

And he-- he is everything that the canned
funeral book words say he is.

Sorry.

And, um, he-he was all the professor...

and the good soul and, uh, charitable,

and he was everything that we're hearing.

But... mostly, um--

mostly, he was a man
hugely devoted to his family.

His-His daughters, his wife.

And, um,

I think in the end, that's how he would
have liked it to be said.

He, uh--

He loved his wife and kids
more than life itself.

And-And that's-- that's something--

a-a good father and a good husband,
a good man.

And we-we don't get to say that very often
about people these days, do we?

And-And, uh--

You thought you really knew him.

And-And you did.

Go with Granny and Grandpa.
I'll-I'll meet you in the car. Ally.

Thank you for your kind words.

Oh. Well, he meant a lot to me.

I mean--

I know.

Hey. Good speech.

Yeah, right.

Well, what are you doing here?
It's almost midnight.

-Just checking on you.
-Oh.

Oh, well, um, I-I'm fine.

How'd you know I was here?

Well, you usually
work through things with work.

And I didn't figure you to be
with Cheanie. I'm sorry about that.

Oh. Hey, for the best.

-Really?
-Oh, yeah.

There were so many ways
he just wasn't you-- right.

Wasn't... right.

Anyway, um, thanks for checking on me.

Sure.

Hey, you remember when you thought
you flunked property?

And the stereo was broken,
and we just pretended to hear music...

'cause you said you needed to dance?

Yeah. What-What was that?
That was, um-- um--

Oh. A Johnny Mathis song.
The one about the pyramids.

Yeah. I think you could use one dance.

-Oh, yeah, right.
-Always made you smile.

No, my-my smiling license
has been suspended.

One dance. Goes no further.

-Remember the song?
-No.

-You do too.
-Um--

See the pyramids

Along the sand

-Wall.
-Wall-- Sand.

-Wall.
-No, Billy,it was sand.

It was wall.

See the pyramids

Along the Nile

Watch the sunrise

On a tropic isle

Just remember, darling

All the while

You belong to me

You stinker!