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FIRE? ARE YOU SURE THERE'S
NOTHING DOWN THERE?

THERE WAS A FLASH FIRE IN THE
PAINT SHOP. IT'S UNDER CONTROL NOW.

MUCH DAMAGE? NO,
THEY DON'T THINK SO.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE.

ALL OF YOU. HANDS UP IN THE AIR.

HOLD IT!

THAT'S BETTER.

AT ONCE!

VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA.

STARRING RICHARD BASEHART,

DAVID HEDISON.

VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA.

LOCK THEM ALL UP IN THE AFT
CREW'S QUARTERS. ALL BUT HIM.

HE GOES TO THE
OFFICER'S SECTION.

NOW YOU TWO COME WITH ME.

ALL RIGHT. MARCH!

REACTOR ROOM. NUCLEAR PILE
ACTIVATED AND STANDING BY.

INERTIAL NAVIGATION.
GUIDANCE SYSTEMS ALL GO.

ALL STATIONS, STAND
BY TO GET UNDER WAY.

MANEUVERING. READY TO ANSWER
BELLS. SEA DETAIL POSTED, SIR.

VERY WELL. CAST OFF
ALL LINES, FORE AND AFT.

ALL GREEN, SIR.

MANEUVERING, PREPARE
TO MAKE TURNS. FIVE KNOTS.

ADMIRAL NELSON. I'M
DELIGHTED TO MEET YOU.

AND CAPTAIN CRANE, OF COURSE.

YOU MAY CALL ME MR. LOGAN.

OH, COME NOW. I DO
HOPE WE'LL GET ALONG.

AFTER ALL, WE'RE GOING TO BE
TOGETHER FOR QUITE A LONG TIME.

- I DOUBT THAT.
- SIR, READY TO GET UNDER WAY.

YOU'LL NEVER GET
AWAY FROM THE DOCK.

GENTLEMEN, MY CAPTAIN, IGOR,

THE BEST SUBMARINER
THAT MONEY COULD BUY.

- CARRY ON, CAPTAIN.
- YES, SIR.

STARBOARD ENGINES
AHEAD ONE-THIRD.

SAIL CAMERA!

AYE, AYE, SIR.

CAPTAIN, ORDER A CRASH DIVE.

CLOSE ALL MAIN BALLAST VENTS.

YOU CAN'T DIVE WITH THEM
ON DECK. YOU'LL KILL THEM.

PREPARE TO DIVE.
BALLAST TANKS FULL.

ALL GREEN. DIVE!

MURDERER!

I EXPECT AN OCCASIONAL
OUTBURST, GENTLEMEN.

BUT PLEASE, NOT TOO MANY.

ONE OF THE GUARDS
MAY FORGET HIS ORDERS.

YOU CAN'T HELP BUT ADMIRE THEIR
EFFICIENCY, CAN YOU, ADMIRAL?

THEY KNOW EVERY INCH OF THIS SHIP, FROM
A CAREFUL STUDY OF PLANS AND PHOTOS...

WHICH I WAS INGENIOUS
ENOUGH TO GET FOR THEM.

YOU'RE GONNA RUN US AGROUND.
YOU DON'T KNOW THIS CHANNEL.

GENTLEMEN, LOOK AT THIS.

A DETAILED CHART OF YOUR
SECRET CHANNEL, DELIVERED C.O.D.

THIS INFORMATION HAS ALREADY BEEN
FED INTO YOUR NAVIGATIONAL COMPUTER.

ZERO BUBBLE. DEPTH,
KEEL TO BOTTOM, 20 FEET.

STEADY AS YOU GO. SWITCH TO
AUTOMATIC GUIDANCE SYSTEM.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

WE'RE ON THE AUTOMATIC
GUIDANCE SYSTEM, SIR.

NOW, THE NAVIGATION IS IN THE CAPABLE
HANDS OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY MACHINE.

AND I'M SURE YOU
BUILT IT WELL, ADMIRAL.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL MAKE IT
THROUGH THE CHANNEL. THEN WHAT?

OH, LATER, ADMIRAL, LATER.

IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. I FEEL
THE NEED OF REFRESHMENT.

IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU BOTH
JOIN ME IN THE OBSERVATION NOSE...

IN, SAY, AN HOUR.

HMM? UNTIL THEN,
LOOK AFTER MY FRIENDS.

WE GOT TO FIND A
WAY OUTTA HERE. HOW?

DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED
TO HENDERSON AND PARSELL?

I'D LIKE TO GET MY HANDS ON
SOME OF THOSE GUYS... JUST ONCE!

SO YOU FINALLY
DECIDED TO FEED US.

HOLD IT!

BACK UP THERE. HANDS IN THE AIR.

OH! YOU ALL RIGHT, SKI?

ADVENTURER, FREEBOOTER,
AND NOW, BUCCANEER.

THAT'S A ROLE I RATHER FANCY.

A PIRATE'S LIFE, MR. LOGAN,
FINISHES AT THE END OF A ROPE.

ONLY THE BUNGLERS
AND THE FOOLS, ADMIRAL.

AND THE POLICE OF THE
WORLD WOULD BE THE FIRST

TO ADMIT THAT I AM FAR
FROM THAT CATEGORY.

LOOK, YOU DIDN'T BRING
US HERE FOR A CHAT.

WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO
WITH THIS SHIP? GENTLEMEN.

YOU SHOULD FEEL TRULY HONORED
TO SHARE IN WHAT WILL BE THE MOST...

BRILLIANT COUP IN MY LONG
AND DISTINGUISHED CAREER.

"HONORED" IS HARDLY
THE WORD. PERHAPS NOT.

BUT SINCE YOU ARE TO BE DIRECTLY INVOLVED,
YOU SHOULD AT LEAST BE MILDLY CURIOUS.

AFTER ALL, I STOLE YOUR SUBMARINE
OUT FROM UNDER YOUR VERY NOSES,

SO YOU MUST ADMIT I'M A
QUITE RESOURCEFUL MAN.

DON'T YOU AGREE, ADMIRAL?

WELL, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, IT
WOULD BE RATHER DIFFICULT TO DENY.

SIT DOWN, LEE. MR. LOGAN IS
RUNNING WITH THE BALL FOR NOW.

YOU'RE A PRACTICAL MAN,
ADMIRAL. I ADMIRE THAT.

I'VE HAD SOME PRACTICAL
PLANS IN MY TIME...

PRACTICAL ENOUGH TO
ACQUIRE A FABULOUS FORTUNE.

ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD BE CONTENT.

BUT YOU'RE NOT. WHY?

BECAUSE I HAVE ONE LAST, GREAT,

SEEMINGLY UNOBTAINABLE GOAL.

YOU'VE HIJACKED THE
GREATEST SHIP IN THE WORLD.

NOW WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT
TO CROWN YOUR "DISTINGUISHED" CAREER?

JUST ONE THING MORE.

A PRIZE THAT HAUNTS ME.

ONE I INTEND TO
POSSESS AT ANY COST.

OBVIOUSLY, WHAT YOU WANT CAN'T
BE BOUGHT ON THE OPEN MARKET.

YOU'RE MOST ASTUTE, ADMIRAL.

WHAT I SEEK IS A CERTAIN LADY.

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST
DESIRABLE FEMALE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

WHY GET US MIXED UP
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE?

OH, NOT YOU, GENTLEMEN.
YOUR INCOMPARABLE SUBMARINE.

WITH IT, I CAN OBTAIN
THE UNOBTAINABLE.

AND IN DUE TIME,
YOU SHALL SEE HOW.

YOU'LL FORGIVE ME, CAPTAIN, IF
I SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR CABIN.

NOT YOU, ADMIRAL.
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE

CONTROL ROOM THAT I
THINK WILL INTEREST YOU.

ESCORT THE CAPTAIN
TO HIS QUARTERS.

DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING?

NO, NOT A LOT.

WE MET THE CHIEF BUCCANEER.

BUT OUTSIDE OF THAT, WE DON'T
KNOW MUCH. WOULDN'T HE TALK?

TALK! HE WON'T SHUT
UP. HOW ARE THE MEN?

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER HENDERSON'S
ALIVE OR DEAD. PARSELL EITHER.

THEY WERE... TOOK THEM
AWAY. AND THE OTHERS?

LOCKED IN THE AFT CREW'S QUARTERS.
THEY SEPARATED THE MEN FROM THE OFFICERS.

STRICT PROTOCOL.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE LOGAN.

UNARMED, LOCKED IN. HOW
DO WE GET OUR SHIP BACK?

OBSERVE, ADMIRAL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT IS WE'RE PICKING UP ON OUR SONAR?

IT'S PROBABLY A SURFACE
SHIP AT EXTREME RANGE. WHY?

THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.

SHE'S MOVING VERY FAST, BUT YOUR MARVELOUS
SUBMARINE IS DEFINITELY OVERTAKING HER.

THE VESSEL, IN CASE YOU'RE
WONDERING, IS THE CRUISER LORRAINE.

LORRAINE?

YOU'RE TRACKING THE MOST
POWERFUL SHIP IN THE FRENCH NAVY.

- QUITE RIGHT.
- THE LORRAINE.

THAT'S THE SHIP
THAT'S CARRYING THE...

SO THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT BY THE
MOST DESIRABLE FEMALE IN THE WORLD.

OF COURSE. RIGHT AGAIN.

BUT YOU'RE COMPLETELY MAD.

THIS IS THE MOST OUTLANDISH
SCHEME EVER DEVISED.

YES, ISN'T IT?

AND THE MOST DELICIOUS PART OF
THAT SCHEME IS NOW ABOUT TO BEGIN.

ADMIRAL, WITH YOUR
HELP, I AM GOING TO STEAL...

THE GREATEST ART
TREASURE IN EXISTENCE...

LEONARDO DA VINCI'S MONA LISA.

STEAL THE MONA LISA?

YOU SEE? I TOLD YOU
LOGAN WAS INSANE.

I WISH YOU WERE RIGHT. NO,
LEE, HE HAS A BRILLIANT MIND.

I'VE BEEN STUDYING HIM CAREFULLY. THERE
WAS SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT HIM ALL ALONG.

BUT I... I COULDN'T QUITE PUT
MY FINGER ON IT FOR A WHILE.

AND NOW? AND NOW I'VE PLACED
HIM. I NEVER KNEW HIM, OF COURSE.

AND HIS NAME WASN'T ALWAYS
"LOGAN." HE USED ALL SORTS OF NAMES.

THIS MAN IS WITHOUT DOUBT
THE GREATEST ADVENTURER

AND THE MOST WANTED
CRIMINAL OF OUR TIME.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
£5 MILLION ROBBERY...

AT THE BANK OF
ENGLAND BACK IN 1971?

THAT WAS LOGAN? WELL, IT
WAS NEVER PROVED, OF COURSE.

BUT BOTH SCOTLAND YARD AND INTERPOL ARE
CONVINCED THAT HE MASTERMINDED THE JOB.

AND THAT'S ONLY ONE OF MANY.

YOU MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE A
GENIUS. HE'S CLOSE TO BEING ONE.

LOOK HOW HE PLANNED THE
HIJACKING OF THE SEAVIEW.

NOW THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD
HAVE THOUGHT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.

- I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
- AND THE TIMING.

THE MOST VALUABLE PAINTING
IN THE WORLD IS BEING SHIPPED...

TO THE WORLD'S
FAIR IN AUSTRALIA...

BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT'S
FASTEST AND STRONGEST SHIP.

NOTHING ON THE OCEAN, OR UNDER IT,
CAN OVERTAKE HER OR OUTGUN HER...

EXCEPT US. EXCEPT US.

SO FAR, HIS PLANNING
HAS BEEN PERFECT.

WHICH IS WHY OUR PLAN TO ESCAPE
HAS GOT TO BE EQUALLY WELL CONCEIVED.

ALL RIGHT. NOW
WHERE DO WE START?

BY REJOINING WHAT'S
LEFT OF OUR CREW.

WELL, THAT'S FINE. BUT THEY'RE
LOCKED IN JUST AS WE ARE.

WITH PLENTY OF ARMED GUARDS.

WE'LL FIND A WAY.

GENTLEMEN, GOOD NEWS. THE
WAITING'S OVER. WE'RE ABOUT TO ACT.

I ASSUME WE'VE OVERTAKEN
THE LORRAINE. CORRECT.

WILL YOU JOIN ME UP FORWARD,
ADMIRAL? YOU HAVE A VITAL ROLE TO PLAY.

YOU MUST KNOW ALREADY I HAVE NO
INTENTION OF PLAYING ANY KIND OF A ROLE...

- VITAL OR OTHERWISE.
- PLEASE COME ALONG, ADMIRAL.

WE'LL DISCUSS THIS
AS PRACTICAL MEN.

YOU'LL EXCUSE US, GENTLEMEN?

MARK! STANDARD RIGHT RUDDER.

SLOW TO TWO-THIRDS.

THERE SHE IS, SIR.

AHH. PLEASE. I WANT
YOU TO SEE THIS.

SHE'S A SUPERCRUISER.
WELL-ARMORED, HEAVILY ARMED.

NOW WHAT? PATIENCE, ADMIRAL.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SLOW TO ONE-THIRD.
COME TO COURSE 1-5-4.

FORWARD MISSILE ROOM.

READY NUCLEAR MISSILES
ONE, THREE, FIVE, SEVEN.

IF THAT ORDER WAS MEANT TO
IMPRESS ME, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

YOU WON'T SINK THAT SHIP
WITH THE MONA LISA ABOARD.

I SINCERELY HOPE IT
WON'T BE NECESSARY.

IN A LARGE MEASURE
IT'S UP TO YOU, ADMIRAL.

SORRY, LOGAN.

ANY REPLY FROM THE
LORRAINE'S CAPTAIN?

YES, SIR. HE'S HEAVING TO, BUT HE
REFUSES TO ACCEPT A BOARDING PARTY.

HE WANTS TO KNOW IF
ADMIRAL NELSON'S LOST HIS MIND.

I EXPECTED THAT.

TELL HIM, ADMIRAL NELSON
WISHES TO SPEAK TO HIM.

STAND BY, CAPTAIN.

HERE'S ADMIRAL NELSON.

YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT, LOGAN. I
WON'T DO ANYTHING TO FURTHER YOUR PLANS.

I THINK YOU WILL, ADMIRAL.

IT'S UP TO YOU TO CONVINCE
THE CAPTAIN TO SAVE HIS SHIP.

SIR, THE LORRAINE'S
CAPTAIN IS STANDING BY.

HELLO, CAPTAIN.
THIS IS MR. LOGAN.

I'M NOW IN COMMAND OF THE
NUCLEAR SUBMARINE SEAVIEW.

UNLESS YOU ACCEPT OUR
BOARDING PARTY, YOU WILL BE SUNK.

YOU HAVE EXACTLY...

60 SECONDS TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

HERE'S ADMIRAL NELSON.
HE'LL TELL YOU I MEAN BUSINESS.

YOU'RE BLUFFING. YOU WON'T
FIRE, BECAUSE IF YOU DO,

YOU'LL DESTROY THE
THING YOU VALUE MOST.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME,
ADMIRAL. ALWAYS A FATAL MISTAKE.

I MADE UP MY MIND THAT UNLESS I CAN
POSSESS HER, NO ONE ELSE EVER WILL.

I ASSURE YOU. IF YOU DON'T
CONVINCE THE GOOD CAPTAIN,

HIS SHIP WILL BE BLOWN UP.

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS.

NUCLEAR MISSILES ONE, THREE,
FIVE AND SEVEN READY FOR FIRING.

STAND BY TO FIRE NUMBER ONE.

FIFTEEN SECONDS, ADMIRAL.
IT'LL BE ON YOUR CONSCIENCE.

TEN SECONDS. YOU REALLY
MEAN WHAT YOU SAY, DON'T YOU?

YES, I DO.

- YOU'RE COMPLETELY MAD.
- PERHAPS.

OH. YOUR TIME IS UP.

CAPTAIN. THIS IS ADMIRAL NELSON.

THIS MAN LOGAN IS
REALLY IN EARNEST.

UNLESS YOU ALLOW A
BOARDING PARTY AT ONCE,

I'M CONVINCED
HE'LL SINK YOUR SHIP.

THE CAPTAIN IS RECONSIDERING.

- HE'LL ALLOW A BOARDING PARTY
ON TWO CONDITIONS.
- WHAT ARE THEY?

THE BOARDING PARTY
IS LIMITED TO FOUR MEN,

- AND I'M ONE OF THEM.
- DONE.

SEND THE CONFIRMATION.

MY PROFESSION HAS TAUGHT ME
TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF EVERYONE.

UNLESS YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL
IN PERSUADING THEM...

TO DELIVER ME THE
PAINTING WITHIN AN HOUR,

I WILL SINK THE LORRAINE
WITH YOU ABOARD...

AND KILL EVERY ONE OF YOUR
MEN HERE ON THE SEAVIEW.

ESCORT THE ADMIRAL
TO HIS QUARTERS.

WE'LL BE IN POSITION
IN 10 MINUTES.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING? YOU WERE
RIGHT ABOUT LOGAN. HE IS A MANIAC.

I'M CONVINCED THE MINUTE HE GETS
THE MONA LISA, HE'S GONNA SINK THAT SHIP.

AND WE CAN'T DO A
THING TO STOP HIM.

CAN'T WE?

LEE, CAN YOU CRACK
THE GRID ON THAT VENT?

NO PROBLEM.

WAIT. NOT YET. THEY'LL
BE HERE IN A MINUTE.

AS SOON AS I LEAVE,
GET TO WORK ON IT.

WHAT'LL I DO WHEN
I GET THE GRID OFF?

THAT DUCT CARRIES THE
MAIN ELECTRICAL CONDUIT...

FROM THE CONTROL ROOM TO
THE MISSILE ROOM. OF COURSE.

THE WHOLE MISSILE GUIDANCE
SYSTEM DEPENDS ON IT.

- I'LL CUT THE CONDUIT.
- BEFORE I GET BACK FROM THE
LORRAINE WITH THE PICTURE,

BE SURE THAT LINE
IS CUT. WILL DO.

YOUR DEMANDS ARE INSULTING.

AS YOU SEE, EVERY PRECAUTION HAS
BEEN TAKEN TO PROTECT THE WORK.

THIS CABIN IS CAREFULLY
AIR CONDITIONED,

DEHUMIDIFIED, SHOCK PROOFED,

AND UNDER CONSTANT WATCH.

NO, BEFORE I WOULD PERMIT
THE REMOVAL OF THIS PAINTING,

I WOULD SACRIFICE
MY SHIP AND MY LIFE.

I SYMPATHIZE, CAPTAIN,
BUT BE REASONABLE.

WE HAVE LESS THAN 30 MINUTES. IF YOU REFUSE
LOGAN, HE'LL BLAST YOU OUT OF THE WATER.

LET HIM TRY. HE WILL
HAVE THE FIGHT OF HIS LIFE.

YOU HAVE A GREAT FIGHTING SHIP,
SIR, BUT IT'S NO MATCH FOR SEAVIEW.

HE WILL NEVER ATTACK.

HE WOULD ONLY SUCCEED IN DESTROYING
THE VERY THING HE WISHES TO OBTAIN.

LISTEN, AND BELIEVE
ME. I KNOW THE MAN.

RATHER THAN ADMIT DEFEAT,
HE'LL DO EXACTLY THAT.

AND THE MONA LISA WILL BE LOST NOT ONLY
TO FRANCE, BUT TO THE WORLD FOR ALL TIME.

YOU TRULY BELIEVE
HE WOULD DO THIS? I DO.

AT THE MOMENT, YOU
HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.

NEVER! I CANNOT DO THIS!

BUT YOU MUST!

LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. AS LONG
AS THE PAINTING IS UNDAMAGED,

IT CAN BE RECOVERED.

YOU THINK THERE IS THE SLIGHTEST
CHANCE OF RECOVERING THE PAINTING?

AS LONG AS IT'S UNDAMAGED, I
THINK THERE'S EVERY CHANCE.

VERY WELL. BUT YOU
TELL THIS PIRATE...

I INTEND TO TRACK HIM
AROUND THE WORLD IF I HAVE TO.

ALL RIGHT, YOU
HEARD. GET TO WORK.

GENTLY NOW. DON'T JAR IT.

THAT'S THE WAY. HOLD IT.

CAREFULLY NOW.
DON'T LET IT BUMP.

DO YOU PLAN TO OPEN
IT HERE? OF COURSE I AM.

DO YOU THINK I COULD POSSIBLY
POSTPONE SUCH A MOMENT?

NO.

BETTER CHECK THE
ENVIRONMENT FIRST.

HUMIDITY SEEMS A LITTLE HIGH
TO ME. YES, YOU MAY BE RIGHT.

A TEMPERATURE IMBALANCE
COULD CRACK THE PIGMENT.

IT IS HIGH. SEVERAL
PERCENTAGE POINTS.

I SUGGEST YOU ACTIVATE
THE ENVIRONMENT REGULATOR.

THAT'LL BRING THE TEMPERATURE AND
HUMIDITY OF THE BOAT UP TO PROPER LEVELS.

UH-HUH. THANK YOU.
SEE TO THAT AT ONCE!

I'M, UH, REALLY GRATEFUL
FOR YOUR HELP, ADMIRAL.

WELL, I'M JUST AS
ANXIOUS AS YOU ARE...

TO SEE THAT NO HARM
COMES TO THE MONA LISA.

YOU SEE, I PLAN TO RECOVER IT
AND RETURN IT TO THE LOUVRE.

I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE IT
GO THERE DAMAGED IN ANY WAY.

YOU ARE OPTIMISTIC, AREN'T YOU?

WELL. STILL AND
ALL, I AM GRATEFUL.

ESCORT THE ADMIRAL
TO HIS QUARTERS.

MR. LOGAN, THIS IS THE CAPTAIN.

WILL YOU COME UP TO THE
CONTROL ROOM RIGHT AWAY?

TAKE HER TO THE OBSERVATION
NOSE. AND BE CAREFUL.

HURRY UP! IF THEY CATCH
YOU IN THERE, THEY'LL KILL YOU.

CAPTAIN, SHE'S
SAFELY ABOARD AT LAST.

I'VE DONE IT. I'VE WON HER.

THEY'RE NOT LEAVING, SIR. WHAT?

THE LORRAINE ISN'T LEAVING. THEY
MUST BE PLANNING TO TRACK US.

CAPTAIN, READY YOUR
NUCLEAR MISSILES.

BLOW THAT SHIP OUT OF
THE WATER. AYE, AYE, SIR.

NUCLEAR MISSILE READY TO FIRE.

BEARING 1-1-3.
RANGE, 5,000 YARDS.

FIRE ONE!

WELL?

IT, UH... IT DIDN'T FIRE, SIR.

WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH IT? I DON'T KNOW.

GET CRANE AND
NELSON UP HERE... FAST!

IS HE THROUGH?

HE'S COMING THROUGH
NOW. SOMEONE'S COMING!

LEE, HURRY!

NELSON, CRANE... COME WITH ME.

GENTLEMEN, YOUR MISSILES
DO NOT FIRE. WHY NOT?

WHY ASK US? 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
YOUR SHIP BETTER THAN WE DO.

AND WE HAVE NO TIME.
WHERE'S THE TROUBLE, CAPTAIN?

ANSWER! WHAT DO WE DO?

WHAT WAS IT THEY USED TO TEACH US AT THE
ACADEMY, ADMIRAL? "WHEN IN DOUBT, PUNT?"

I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU,
CAPTAIN. IGOR HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

IF WE CAN'T SINK THE CRUISER,
WE CAN HIDE FROM HER AT LEAST,

UNTIL WE REPAIR
OUR MISSILE SYSTEM.

- DIVE AT ONCE, CAPTAIN.
- AYE, AYE.

PREPARE TO DIVE!

STAND BY TO RIG
FOR SILENT RUNNING.

YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BIT
MORE COOPERATIVE, ADMIRAL.

STILL, I AM GRATEFUL TO YOU
FOR YOUR HELP IN OTHER MATTERS.

I'LL SEE THAT YOU'RE
REWARDED FOR THAT.

I EXPECT TO BE, EVENTUALLY.

TAKE THEM OUT.

IT ISN'T FOOLPROOF, BUT
IT'S A GOOD CALCULATED RISK.

NOW THE VENT IS THE KEY. THAT DUCT
ENDS AT THE GYRO CONTROL ROOM.

WHEN YOU GET THERE AND
THROW THE GYRO CONTROL,

THE SHIP WILL LURCH
FROM SIDE TO SIDE.

TIMING'S THE
IMPORTANT THING THEN.

IF THE STEWARD BRINGS DINNER TO
OUR MEN AT 1800, IT SHOULD WORK.

BUT IF HE DOESN'T?
I BELIEVE HE WILL.

THE WAY IGOR PLANS HIS WATCHES,
I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE YOU...

THAT DINNER WILL BE SERVED
AT EXACTLY 1800 HOURS.

WHICH MEANS I'LL HAVE TO START CRAWLING
THROUGH THAT VENT 15 MINUTES BEFORE THAT.

AND YOU THROW THE GYRO CONTROL
SWITCH AT EXACTLY 1800 HOURS.

RIGHT. THE GUARDS WILL
BE TAKEN BY SURPRISE,

AND OUR MEN CAN
MAKE THEIR BREAK.

CHIP, YOU'LL HAVE TO CRAWL...

THROUGH THE VENTS TO THE CREW'S
QUARTERS AND EXPLAIN THE PLAN TO THEM.

IT'S A GOOD PLAN.
I HOPE IT WORKS.

IT BETTER. WE MAY NOT
GET ANOTHER CHANCE.

HEY, YOU GUYS!

WHAT'S UP? LISTEN TO THIS.

MR. MORTON SAYS WE'RE
BUSTING OUT OF HERE.

WHAT DO WE DO, MR. MORTON?
WAIT A MINUTE. GIVE HIM A CHANCE.

GO AHEAD, SIR. CHIEF.
MEMORIZE WHAT I TELL YOU.

1740 HOURS.

FINISHED? I HOPE THEY GOT IT
STRAIGHT. I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO VERIFY.

LEE. I'M READY.

YOU'VE JUST UNDER 20 MINUTES TO GET
TO THE GYRO CONTROL ROOM. ALL RIGHT.

WAIT!

WELL, GENTLEMEN. GOOD EVENING.

I PROMISED YOU A REWARD,
AND I ALWAYS KEEP MY PROMISES.

I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME.

YOU MEAN, RIGHT NOW?

YES. I INSIST.

IN THAT CASE, I'LL HAVE
DINNER ALONE RIGHT HERE.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I WOULDN'T
THINK OF IT. PLEASE JOIN US.

ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN. LET'S GO.

REMEMBER, WE HEAD AFT TO THE
MISSILE ROOM AS SOON AS WE GET OUT.

IF WE GET OUT. WE WILL.

KOWALSKI, HOW GOOD ARE YOU
AT PLAYING SICK? WHO'S PLAYING?

GENTLEMEN, I BROUGHT YOU TOGETHER
HERE FOR THE RARE PRIVILEGE OF...

SHARING WITH ME THIS...
THIS CULMINATING MOMENT.

THIS LAST, SUBLIME ACHIEVEMENT
IN A BRILLIANT CAREER.

I-I APOLOGIZE FOR
THE HASTY SUMMONS,

BUT I'M SURE SUCH MUNDANE
CONSIDERATIONS WILL SOON BE FORGOTTEN.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET THE MOST
PROVOCATIVE, MOST UNATTAINABLE FEMALE...

WHO'S EVER LIVED.

GENTLEMEN, MAY I PRESENT...

THE MOST FABULOUS PRIZE
EVER TAKEN BY A BUCCANEER.

I SEE YOU'RE OVERPOWERED BY
HER BEAUTY, ADMIRAL. SMALL WONDER.

THE WORLD HAS BEEN AT HER FEET
FOR CENTURIES. LOGAN, YOU'RE INSANE.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO GET
OUT OF THIS LUNATIC SCHEME?

DA VINCI'S MONA LISA IS THE MOST
FAMOUS PAINTING IN THE WORLD.

YOU CAN'T HOPE TO SELL IT.
YOU CAN'T EVEN SHOW IT OFF.

YOU DISAPPOINT ME, ADMIRAL.

I WOULDN'T DREAM OF SELLING HER.
OR EVEN SHARING HER WITH OTHERS.

THEY'RE HERE.

ALL RIGHT, NOW. LISTEN. IF THE SKIPPER
DOESN'T MAKE THE GYRO ROOM IN TIME,

THEN WE'VE GOT TO KEEP
'EM HERE. I'LL KEEP 'EM.

WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HIM? HE'S SICK.

YEAH, HE'S GOT A FEVER.
HE NEEDS A DOCTOR.

SOMEBODY BETTER LOOK HIM OVER.

YOU.

YOU BETTER TAKE A LOOK.

SHE'S MINE NOW. TO
TREASURE. TO CHERISH.

TO KEEP BY MY SIDE FOR
THE REST OF MY DAYS.

YOU'LL BE THE LAST
OUTSIDERS EVER TO SEE HER.

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

STOP, YOU FOOLS!
YOU MAY HIT HER.

ROUND UP ALL TEAR GAS GRENADES.

YOU GUARD THAT
HATCH, CHIEF. YES, SIR.

CONGRATULATIONS.

A BRILLIANT MANEUVER,
WELL-PLANNED AND CLEVERLY EXECUTED.

EVEN I COULDN'T
HAVE DONE BETTER.

UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR
VICTORY IS AN EMPTY ONE.

WHAT'S WITH HIM?
BE PATIENT, CHIEF.

IF I KNOW LOGAN, THIS IS
GONNA BE A LONG SPEECH.

I'M GONNA GEAR UP. YES, SIR.

YOUR REMARKABLE SUBMARINE HAS
MANAGED TO OUTRUN ALL PURSUIT.

SOON, WE WILL PART
COMPANY FOREVER.

THE MONA LISA AND I WILL
RETIRE TO OUR OWN PRIVATE EDEN,

SAFE FROM THOSE WHO
DO NOT WISH US WELL.

YOU, GENTLEMEN, WILL BE THE
GUESTS OF A GOVERNMENT WHICH...

IN EXCHANGE FOR THE
GIFT OF YOUR SUBMARINE...

WILL UNDOUBTEDLY REGALE YOU
WITH THEIR OWN INIMITABLE BRAND...

- OF ORIENTAL HOSPITALITY.
- CAN'T THAT GUY TALK ENGLISH?

BEING A PRACTICAL MAN, I
HAVE MADE ARRANGEMENTS...

TO TRADE THE SEAVIEW
FOR A REMOTE SANCTUARY...

A SECURE HIDING PLACE IN WHICH I
CAN ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY LABORS.

HE'S GOT TO BE KIDDING!

IN A FEW SHORT HOURS, WE
RENDEZVOUS WITH A DESTROYER,

AT WHICH TIME I TURN
OVER THE SEAVIEW...

AND BID YOU ALL A FOND FAREWELL.

IT'S BEEN FUN, ADMIRAL.
DON'T YOU AGREE?

ALL THIS FOR A
PICTURE? A PICTURE?

KOWALSKI, IF YOU TRIED TO SELL
THE SEAVIEW IN THE OPEN MARKET,

IT WOULDN'T BRING AS MUCH
MONEY AS THE MONA LISA.

YOU'RE KIDDING. IT'S THE MOST
FAMOUS WORK OF ART IN THE WORLD.

WARS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT OVER LESS.

WHERE DO YOU WANT THE TEAR GAS,
MR. MORTON? ATTACH THE CANISTERS HERE.

COUPLE THIS TO THE PUMP.

THOSE BATTERIES WILL KEEP THE
PUMP GOING ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.

WE'RE GOING TO PUMP IN ENOUGH
GAS TO FORCE THEM TO SURFACE.

ALL CONNECTED, SIR. I'M READY.

ALL RIGHT, PATTERSON.

WHEN YOU CRAWL THROUGH THE
DUCTS, THE PASSAGE TO THE LEFT...

WILL GIVE YOU A CLEAR SHOOT
UP TO THE CONTROL ROOM.

JUST POINT THE NOZZLE THERE,
AND WE'LL DO THE REST. ALL RIGHT, SIR.

PATTERSON'LL BE IN POSITION
IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES.

NOW THE QUESTION IS, HOW DO WE GET
OUT OF HERE WITH OUR TEAR-GAS GRENADES?

LOOK. LOOK AT THIS.

OH, IT'S LIKE HAVING
OUR OWN PRIVATE TANK.

LISTEN.

YOU OKAY, PATTERSON?

YEAH.

THANKS, SKI.

YOU GO ON. I'LL TELL
'EM BACK THERE THAT...

EVERYTHING'S OKAY. RIGHT.

- OKAY, MR. MORTON.
- HERE WE GO.

SHUT ALL AIR VENTS.
STAND BY TO SURFACE.

TEN DEGREES UP BUBBLE!

THE OUTSIDE PRESSURE'S DROPPING.
WE'RE COMING TO THE SURFACE.

ALL RIGHT, LEE, TAKE OFF.

ALL SET? AYE, SIR.

NOW, KOWALSKI.

ON SURFACE.

CRACK THE HATCHES.
ACTIVATE BLOWERS.

LOVELY, ISN'T SHE?

YOU HAVE THE GUN. USE IT.

DAMAGE THE PICTURE.

EVEN FOR THE PLEASURE
OF SHOOTING YOU.

THE PICTURE MEANS
NOTHING TO ME, ADMIRAL.

I COULDN'T LET AT
ONE TIME, I WAS...

READY TO DESTROY HER
RATHER THAN TO GIVE HER UP.

BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW
WHAT IT WAS TO POSSESS HER.

ADMIRAL, THE CAPTAIN OF THE
LORRAINE SENDS HIS COMPLIMENTS.

HE RECEIVED OUR
MESSAGE AND HE'S HEADING...

FOR THIS POSITION AT
FULL SPEED. VERY WELL, LEE.

SHE ALMOST SEEMS
ALIVE, DOESN'T SHE?

I WONDER WHAT
SHE'S THINKING ABOUT.

POETS AND PHILOSOPHERS HAVE
SPECULATED ABOUT THAT FOR AGES, LEE.

PERHAPS, UH...

PERHAPS EACH MAN HAS
TO FIND HIS OWN ANSWER.