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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[FATHER SIGHS]
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[EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE]
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[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
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Honey, it's family hour.
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There must be something on.
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DAUGHTER:
Oh, wow, Candied Critters!
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[FATHER EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, great. It's Monsters.
Our favorite show.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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Shh, it's starting.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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[FATHER CHUCKLES]
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[RADIO JOCKEY
SPEAKING INDISTINCLY]
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[CAR HONKS OUTSIDE]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WATER GURGLING]
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[SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]
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* He doesn't know
he's being shown
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* The mighty works
of his lord
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* Greeting
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* But in the heavenly house
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* Got a single
spare of powers
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* And as god says
he loves it that way
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* And in heaven
they'll be *
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I'm looking for...
Brother Roy.
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You're here for the cleansing?
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Right. Yes, I'm here
for the cleansing.
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Brother Roy is upstairs.
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He'll be down
in a minute.
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You can wait here
with me, if you like.
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Well, thank you.
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So, you're here
for the cleansing also?
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This is my fourth time.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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I come at least
once a month.
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I'd come once a week
if I could afford it.
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Really?
Gets expensive, huh?
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No, not too.
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See, I...
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I messed up
now and then,
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and I start to feel
real bad about it
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and it builds up
in me.
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That's when I come here.
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Brother Roy makes me feel
pure and clean again.
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Purity and cleanliness
for a price, huh?
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Well, sorta, but it's worth
every penny.
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Yeah, I'm sure it is.
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Just how much does
one of these things cost?
[RATTLLING]
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Hey, Helen.
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Brother Roy.
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Oh.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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You got a new follower.
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Well, so I see.
Welcome, sister.
My name is Brother Roy.
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Laura Daniel.
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Nice suit, Brother.
Where's the rest
of the band?
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Huh? Oh, thank you.
I got it at the sale.
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You... you here
to be cleansed?
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Actually I don't feel
too dirty today.
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I thought maybe I'd
just get a blow dry.
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Blow dry?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
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You're pulling my leg.
Oh, no. I'd never do that.
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Actually,
if I'm gonna be
taken to the cleaners,
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I thought I'd like to get
a look at the spin cycle once.
See how it works.
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Oh... I don't know.
Helen?
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I don't mind, Brother.
You know, some needs
to witness.
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That's true.
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See, I've only been here
a few months
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ever since
Father Tarell died.
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He's the one who took me in,
showed me the way.
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Helen don't mind,
I don't mind.
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You're very kind.
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I only charge
seven dollars to witness.
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HELEN: It's a real bargain.
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Seven dollars?
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
What if I wanna go
all the way?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Well, uh, that depends
on you, you see.
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It's kind of like
dirty laundry.
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The bigger the load
you gotta wash,
the more cost.
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See, I got me
a meter up there.
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Just beat on, measures
the amount of sin
taken in.
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So, you charge by the pound?
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She's funny.
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Uh, no, it's more like
by the gallon.
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By the gallon?
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Yeah, yeah,
it works like this...
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You see,
there are three levels
on this scale.
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The more sins you got,
the higher the level.
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So, if you ain't been too bad,
stay within the first level.
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Cost you no more
than 20 dollars.
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What if...
I've been really...
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really bad?
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Well, the price goes up
by degree,
doubles with each level.
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You... You get in the higher
range, it can cost you
a hundred dollars.
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That ain't bad
considering a lifetime
of sins.
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And for those
in financial need
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they got
a special economy rate.
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I guess you can
afford to be generous.
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If I was doing any better,
couldn't stand it,
the law wouldn't allow it.
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BROTHER ROY: Come on!
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Ladies.
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DANIELS: It's cold in here.
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BROTHER ROY: Yeah,
you gotta keep it
that way.
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Extracting a sin
is hard work.
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By the sweaty brow...
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By the sweaty brow...
Anyway it's...
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We've been doing it
since before we're born
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and God willing, it'll be
that way after we're gone.
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DANIELS:
I can hardly wait.
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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DANIELS:
You gotta be kidding.
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I thought
you're washing souls,
not sheets.
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The sin extractor absorbs
sin and evil like a sponge.
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It's soaking up water
but it's gotta keep on
getting rid of it.
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That gets a little messy.
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[WHIRRING]
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He was once
the world's most evil man.
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He had tons
of quantities of sin.
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And he was stinking
with the stuff.
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Bet you could also smell it
on his breath.
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And one day he died.
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His spirit fell on him.
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Gave him the power
to cleanse.
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To draw evil from the soul.
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To save those who believe.
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Little heavy
on the eyeliner,
don't you think?
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No, don't you touch him
unless you're ready
to go with him.
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I'm ready now, Brother Roy.
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Sometimes, that old boy gets
wilder than 36 dogs
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and I don't want you
to stand too close.
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I ain't wolfing you,
I'm serious as death.
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[GROANS]
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That's cute.
What's he gonna do?
Lay an egg?
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Now, there's a sin-o-meter.
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That's what measures
the amount of sin
drawn out.
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Sin-o-meter, huh?
[CLICKS TONGUE]
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It's lot like a grocery scale,
don't you think?
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Oh, it's being converted.
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I gotta be careful though
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because it takes time
for it to shed the sins
it absorbs.
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If that needle were to reach
over the top, hell we'd be
blowing out the tub.
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[GROANS]
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[SIGHS]
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[HELEN MOANING]
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[MOANING]
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Isn't it wild, man?
I think she's gonna faint.
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[CLAPPING]
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Break out the Oscars.
It's quite a performance.
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I'd say the ol' boy
is something of a ladies' man.
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It's something now, isn't it?
I knew you'd be impressed.
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That's not what I meant.
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Oh... you saw, didn't you?
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As for you, I don't know
if you're a great actress
or a great fool.
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What... You don't believe?
But you saw...
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Look, lady, I didn't just
fall off the turnip wagon.
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I knew this was a joke
before I came.
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Now that I've verified it,
I'm gonna expose it
in the paper.
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Show everybody
what kind of a game this is.
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You're a reporter?
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Bingo, boy wonder.
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BROTHER ROY:
Hey, am I gonna be
in the newspaper?
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Hey, you sure are.
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Hey, where's your camera?
Don't you need a picture?
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah...
For the post office.
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Hello, Brother Roy,
this is Houston.
Come in.
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Ain't that something, Helen?
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I'm gonna be
in the newspaper.
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Hell, once people read
about this, they'll come
from all over.
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I think I better
get going now.
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Sure, sure, Helen.
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I gotta get everything
ready for Miss Daniel here.
She's gonna make us famous.
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You are unbelievable.
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Ah, hell ain't nothing.
Where I grew up,
we'd eat cane in the house.
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I'm even gonna give you
a cut rate.
How about that?
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And you just...
you just make yourself
comfortable.
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I'll be back up
in a few minutes.
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It's just gonna take
a li'l while for that
to drain off.
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So you just be sure
you don't touch that
sin extractor.
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[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
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I'm sorry, Helen,
I'm not going to make it
to Bingo this week...
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Ah, welcome brother.
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Didn't mean to startle you.
I'll be with you
in just a second.
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I just don't know
about that woman, Brother.
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Oh now, don't you
worry about it.
It's free advertising.
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I'll see you next time,
all right?
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You say hi to Marby
for me.
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I will.
Bye bye.
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00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:14,081
So, is there...
Is there a burden
we can help you with?
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Who's we?
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There, there's another
lady upstairs.
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Another babe around.
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I wouldn't mind releasing
a little burden. You know
what I mean?
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[CHUCKLES]
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I think maybe
you lost your way brother.
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00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,069
I lost my way
a long time ago, sonny.
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I ain't found it
to be no problem.
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00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:42,275
Well, maybe it's just been
so long that you, uh, forgot.
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I, I'm here to help
if I can.
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00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,713
You are gonna help me.
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00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,682
How you...
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00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:49,983
[APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS]
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Who's that?
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Oh, she's that reporter lady.
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Reporter?
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All right.
Wake up, lover boy.
Game's over.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[GROANS]
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00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,774
DANIEL: Stop it.
[WHISPERS]
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[GASPS]
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Let go.
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[DANIEL PANTING]
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Let go.
[GASPS]
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00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:36,063
[DISTORTED VOICE]
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Oh, my God.
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[DANIEL MOANING]
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Oh, god.
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00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,889
[DANIEL PANTING]
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00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,961
Oh, my God.
220
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,505
Kinky.
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What is this?
Some sort of sex machine?
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Ah, no. It's a sin extractor.
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Oh, sin extractor.
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What kind of sin?
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Well, all kinds of sin.
Don't make no difference
what kind you got.
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Well, you take your pick.
I got 'em all.
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No, thanks.
I've had my share.
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Weirdest looking
blow-up doll I have
ever seen. What's it do?
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00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,097
I... well, it, uh,
draws the sin out of you.
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Do I look stupid to you, boy?
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No! You asked me
and I told you.
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Boy, if you had a brain,
you'd be playing with it.
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Don't try to make a fool
out of me, boy.
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[DANIEL BREATHING DEEPLY]
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She looks like she just had
the best... Time of her life.
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00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,287
Are you all right?
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[EXHALES]
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I feel wonderful.
[CHUCKLES]
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00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,758
I feel like I just had...
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00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,862
Well, you've just been
cleansed is all.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,830
By the looks of it,
you were long overdue.
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00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:21,068
Ooh. I never knew
that I was so... Bad.
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00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,043
Who are you?
244
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,845
Name's Larch.
Larch?
245
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,149
You look familiar to me.
Do I know you?
246
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,585
Maybe. I know
lots of people.
247
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,054
Maybe you should
get to know me better.
248
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,023
You won't be
needing a machine.
249
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,491
Machine?
[LAUGHING]
250
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:48,929
He... He thinks
a sin extractor's a machine.
251
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,931
Oh.
[EXHALES]
252
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,366
If you'd asked me that
30 minutes ago, I'd have
said the same thing.
253
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,501
But now...
254
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,436
I'm free.
255
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,638
Free from what?
256
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,841
Free from...
I don't know, sin.
257
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:03,977
Evil.
258
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,014
Nobody's free from that.
259
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,450
I do know you.
260
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,887
Larch Lazaar.
261
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,956
He killed those people.
He's wanted for murder.
262
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:19,993
[GASPING]
263
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,930
I do know you.
264
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:26,166
Larch Lazaar.
He killed those people!
He's wanted for murder!
265
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,268
Oh, you already have.
266
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,536
Let go of me!
267
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,506
Just what I like.
268
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,644
Brother, I don't think
you're acting in the best
interest of your heart.
269
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,012
My what?
270
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:42,115
You better keep out
of this or I'll whip you
like a child.
271
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,985
No!
272
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:49,056
Nobody goes anywhere
until I say so. Get it?
273
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,291
You are playing
with your heartbeat, mister.
274
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,926
What did you say?
275
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,528
I said don't force me
to do violence.
276
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,596
No!
277
00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,967
No!
278
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,168
That's what I thought
you said.
279
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,703
Look, let us help you.
280
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,939
I'm a journalist.
I can write
a story about you,
281
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,574
Show the world
your good side.
282
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,875
Oh, I bet you would.
283
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:13,380
Did it ever occur to you
that maybe I don't have
no good side?
284
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,182
No! You leave her alone!
285
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,349
[GRUNTS]
286
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,519
Funny, you're dumber
than you look
287
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,488
and you're just about
to make me lose my temper.
288
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,591
She's just been purified.
Can't she have some respect?
289
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:28,228
Purified? Oh yeah,
that sexy washing machine.
290
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,031
This thing doesn't look like
it can purify anything.
291
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,200
What did it do
for you, honey?
292
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,468
It can purify anything
or anyone.
293
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,636
It's true.
294
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,706
You know you both
are missing out the dots
off your dice?
295
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,274
It can remove
a lifetime of sins.
296
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,611
It was once the world's
most evilest man, but now
it has the power to cleanse.
297
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,279
You two are nuts!
298
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,115
Evilest man, my fuck.
299
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,282
Look, I didn't
believe it, either.
300
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,652
I came here to expose it
as a scam but it's no scam.
301
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,655
How come a fine looking
woman like you be in cahoots
with a thing like this?
302
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,225
I'm not in cahoots
with anyone.
303
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,727
I've been changed
just by holding its hand.
304
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,130
If you're telling me
that by holding this
thing's hand
305
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,198
is gonna wash away
the sins of my lifetime
306
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,733
you got another thing coming.
307
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,269
'Cause I've got enough sins
in me to choke a mule.
308
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,572
I broke all ten commandments.
Some they didn't
even write down yet.
309
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,175
And you know what?
I stopped caring
a long time ago.
310
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:19,212
Because you know why?
Who cares about me, huh?
Look at this thing.
311
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,347
Sin extractor!
312
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,282
BROTHER ROY:
No, don't touch it.
313
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,353
Don't ever touch me.
314
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:30,390
You're not only stupid,
you're crazy. I'll kill you.
315
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,991
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
316
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,460
It's just that if that thing
gets overloaded, I don't know
what will happen.
317
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,729
You wanted me to do it
a minute ago, what made you
change your tune?
318
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:41,101
Nothing, I just don't wanna
force you to do something
you don't wanna do.
319
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,237
Nobody tells me what to do.
320
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,506
You hiding something from me?
321
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,441
No, no sir, nothing.
322
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,644
Then what are you running
around there for?
323
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,082
[GUNSHOT]
324
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:03,490
I said nobody goes anywhere
until I say so.
325
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,105
Get over there,
you stupid cow.
326
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,141
I get the impression
that you don't want me
to touch it
327
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,376
and hold hands with
ol' boy after all.
328
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,178
What are you hiding in there?
329
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,714
Nothing... I just...
330
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:31,584
I don't know if it can take
all the sin you say
you've got.
331
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:35,288
Yeah, will you stop with
that crap already?
332
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,523
It's true.
333
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,292
I thought you said
it could hold the sins
of a lifetime.
334
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,328
It just, it ain't draining
as well as it was used to...
335
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,231
I mean it's pretty full
already. I don't know
what'd happen if...
336
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,299
If it OD'd on sin, huh?
337
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,534
That's a good one.
338
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,869
Guess there ain't but one way
to find out, now is there?
339
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,571
Let me give you
a hand there, boy!
340
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,073
[GROANS]
341
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:09,456
[DISTORTED VOICES]
342
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,371
[GROANS]
343
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,645
[GROANS]
344
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,665
You like that, then?
345
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,836
[GROANS]
346
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,614
[DISTORTED VOICE]
Nobody tells me what to do.
347
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,791
[CHOKING]
348
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,503
[GRUNTS]
349
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,877
[GUNSHOT]
350
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,779
[GROANING]
351
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,572
Welcome, sis.
Hey, Brother.
352
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,507
Sorry to keep you waiting.
I was just
writing out your check.
353
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,509
Payment for
three months in advance.
354
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,246
Kiss-a-vow, man.
Many blessings to you, sister.
[EXLAIMING HAPPILY]
355
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,515
And to you, too.
That's a nice suit.
356
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,683
Thank you.
357
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,420
How's the new meter
working?
358
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,923
Oh, it's fine.
Best one I ever had.
Very accurate.
359
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,326
Hopefully, I won't cause it
too much stress.
360
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,428
You, uh, you just about
ready, sister?
361
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:29,929
I'm ready.
362
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,342
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