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"KITCHEN"
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A woman is the keeper of the hearth.
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A woman brings harmony
into the house and in return
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she asks only to follow
some small rules.
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But if another woman
turns up near the same hearth,
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the flames could get too hot.
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Thank you, Nastenka.
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Thanks to you,
I can throw this thing in the trash.
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Look, they got stuck somewhere
in the corner of the drum. I didn't find them.
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By the way, it's a cool color.
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Where's the trash can?
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Where it's supposed to be.
Under the sink.
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Look, stop making
your own rules here.
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You know what?
At least someone has to do it,
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there are ants already
running around the apartment.
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Ants?
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Don't worry about it.
I've already poisoned them all.
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These are my ants! I...
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I was raising them in my ant farm!
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And you...
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I knew the turtles were slow,
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but...
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I think our Pashka is really
sluggish.
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Oh! Peanut!
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Kostya, don't touch it.
This is poison for ants.
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Pashka has eaten the poison!
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"Pashka 2013-2013"
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Murderer!
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No need to turn the apartment
into a terrarium!
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Just keep quiet??? Idiot!
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- Should I interfere?
- Look...
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It's better not to get involved
in this women's showdown.
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Look what happened to Pashka.
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They just lack personal space.
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They will come to work
and agree on everything.
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- Good afternoon.
- Hello.
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I'm your doctor, Albert Igorevich.
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How are you doing?
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So I was going to ask you...
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How am I doing?
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He has a stroke and he's joking.
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- A stroke?
- No, no. don't worry.
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You had a microstroke.
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And according to the external signs
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there's no consequences
for your brain.
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Let's wait for the MRI results.
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And we'll see.
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The only thing you need to do
is strictly follow the regime.
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I'll do everything possible.
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I hope you'll leave us soon.
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In a good sense of the word.
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If you need anything,
there is Nikolai.
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Kolya!
- Yes, yes.
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Yes, of course, of course.
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- Kolya!
- Yes.
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Get for me cigarettes.
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What?
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I said, get for me some cigarettes.
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Your boss said, if I need something,
to contact you.
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Are you serious?
It's a hospital.
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It's easier with morphine here
than with cigarettes.
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By the way,
do you need some morphine?
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No. I want to smoke.
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I can't help you with that.
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- I will lose my job.
- What job?
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Manager of bedpan?
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They say it for a reason:
dog is a man's friend!
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Dog, not some cat.
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Wait a second.
A friend doesn't attack a human being.
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- But cats are cute home creatures...
- Stupid balls of fur.
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Understand? Have you ever heard:
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"Seeing-eye cat," or "lifeguard cat,"
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or "guard cat," huh?
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Cats have their own functions.
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What other functions?
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To invade the whole internet?
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Listen! You're arguing just to argue!
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And you're not arguing just to argue!
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They say Maxim Galkin
(russian comedian, presentor)
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made more money
than Brad Pitt this year!
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Of course, more.
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That serves them right, Americans!
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It's all a lie.
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How's that a lie?
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This newspaper costs 60 rubles!
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Brad Pitt's doing blockbusters
and making millions!
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Do you know what kind of money
Galkin does on New Year's Eve?
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Better than blockbusters!
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There's nothing to argue about,
Brad Pitt is a star!
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He's the star in the States,
and here he's just...
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What did you say?
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Say it again!
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- Brad Pitt...?
- Yes!
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- Do you know who is your Galkin?
- Who?
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Understood?
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Kostya, could you please
pass me my coffee?
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I can't wake up,
I didn't sleep well all night.
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Of course, because killers
are active at night.
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I just don't like any little suckers.
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Thank you very much.
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Look...
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they're fighting even more at work.
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We have to patch things up urgently
or we won't have sex, that's for sure.
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I mean, me and you...
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- I mean...
- I got it.
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We'll figure something out.
Listen...
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Leva and I are going to see Chef
at the hospital today.
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Come with us.
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Here's Galkin.
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And here's Brad Pitt.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And in Russia it's the opposite.
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What?
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This is Brad Pitt,
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and this is Galkin.
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(speaking Kyrgyz)... super star.
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Can Brad Pitt parody
Zhirinovsky (russian politician)?
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He understands Russian
worse than I do.
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Exactly!
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Galkin est qui?
Je ne comprends pas.
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I do not understand.
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For me it means nothing.
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What's going on here?
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How long do guests
have to wait for their orders?
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Until Chef gets out
of the hospital, right?
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Leva!
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What are you waiting for?
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- Senya!
- What?
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When will the steak be ready?
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Louis, fill the eclair with cream.
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Fedya...
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Cod a la bourgeois.
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Don't you have any work to do?
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For some reason no one
is ordering turbot today, Lyova.
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Well, of course...
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it's not popular here
same as Brad Pitt!
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Don't do this...
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- Listen to me!
- I'm listening to you.
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Your Brad Pitt is a whipped man, okay?
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And who is Galkin?
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Presenter, singer, actor
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and a husband of Pugacheva
(russian singer) actually!
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- Are you nuts or something?
- Don't yell!
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At me!
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It's a trend for you already!
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- Chef, hello!
- Did you get it?
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Of course!
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Come on, come on, come on, come on!
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Hello, Chef.
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- H-how are you doing?
- It's okay.
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Well, okay... and how are you?
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Bad, Chef...
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There is a problem on my...
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On your kitchen...
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It's a s-silly situation.
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Fedya and Senya
are arguing all the time,
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and work doesn't get done.
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I have already fined them
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and gave them double shifts...
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Nothing helps.
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Viktor Petrovich, what to do?
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Put them in the fridge,
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let them sit there, discuss everything,
cool down.
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Well, after you, we don't lock
anybody in the fridge anymore.
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Then turn on your brains, Leva.
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Think of something,
make them give in to each other,
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- ...bribe them after all!
- H-h-how?
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Tell Senya, that he can take
2 kg of meat a week.
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- B-b-but...
- He will take it anyway.
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And tell Fedya that
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he can come an hour later.
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But then he will be late...
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And you say that from now on,
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we're all going to start working
an hour earlier!
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That's it, Leva,
go to the restaurant,
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do good, reconcile the morons,
go ahead.
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Thank you, Chef.
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Listen, it's a great idea.
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Let's lock our girls in the fridge.
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No... It's a very bad idea:
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girls... fridge...
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Well, then let's follow your plan.
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Oh, yeah, you don't have any plan.
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Is it better, Chef?
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Take it.
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Are you crazy?
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Smoking is forbidden
in the hospital.
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Exactly. What did I tell you?!
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- Sorry.
- Great!
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Victor Petrovich,
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do you realize
that in your condition smoking is...
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Are you all right?
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No, I feel a bit dizzy.
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Well, that's
what I was talking about.
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I'll call a nurse now,
she'll give you an I.V.
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Chef...
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Well, don't tell me you fell for it, too.
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Oh, no. I mean,
this stuff will go off again.
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Well done, chicken-butt.
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We have to consider it.
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No, no, no. What?
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Two qualls?
This is not the case. Four minimum.
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Well, ok.
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Just be smarter and give in
to this f-f-fool.
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But four.
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Wait...
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Did I get it right?
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everybody's working day
starts an hour earlier,
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and I can come as usual?
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All right then...
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I'll give in.
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Listen, Sasha,
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I've lost my phone somewhere,
I can't find it,
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looks like maybe in the fridge.
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Let's go you'll dial me, huh?
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Let's go.
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Nastya, I...
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lost my phone in the fridge.
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Let's go, you'll dial me.
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What were you doing
in the fridge?
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I was getting eggplants.
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Why do you need eggplants
in the bar?
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Nastya... to make juice.
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Kostya...
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We won't let you out,
until you make up.
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That's it.
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Now they'll calm down
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and in five minutes
they'll be best friends.
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I guess your Max came up
with this idea, huh?
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Of course, Max.
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Your Kostya
doesn't have enough brains
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to come up
with something like this.
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What?
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Watch your words, sheep.
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What? Shut up, dwarf.
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They got quiet.
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Probably they are hugging already.
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Leave me alone.
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Listen...
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I've been thinking
about our argument.
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I was wrong.
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You're right.
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Come on, I was wrong.
You're right.
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I was only arguing
for the sake of the argument.
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Of course, Galkin is more popular
in Russia than Brad Pitt.
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"Lyova+4 kg of meat= Senya's opinion"
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Why did you agree so quickly?
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- Did Leva talk to you?
- What?
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Yeah, well, come on,
he bribed you too.
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- Yeah, too?
- Why are you picking on words?
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- Maybe I was testing you.
- Yeah.
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- And you gave up.
- I didn't give up.
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- And you lost it.
- I did not lose it.
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Got it?
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Kostyan,
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...relax.
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They have made peace.
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Look, they're sitting in the kitchen,
drinking tea.
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Are you stupid?
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It was my favorite mug.
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Kostik gave it to me as a gift.
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The mug got broken,
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Nastya, it costs 100 rubles.
I will give you a new one.
264
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,460
Kostya, it's not about the mug.
265
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,960
Mmm... It smells delicious.
266
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,880
Nastya, have you cooked soup?
267
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,560
When she was opening
the microwave,
268
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,240
she threw my mug off on purpose.
269
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,580
You saw that
I was heating up Max's food,
270
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,620
so why did you put it there?
271
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:00,660
I'm not hungry.
272
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,680
And me? I'm hungry!
Let's sit down and eat.
273
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,980
Or maybe I have always
put my mug here.
274
00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:06,900
And now your microwave
has turned up.
275
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,880
And you are exposing us
to radiation!
276
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,860
Then don't use our microwave.
277
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,080
And I haven't used it.
278
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,100
I don't need anything
that belongs to you.
279
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,920
That's it, you got it.
280
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,860
This is my pot.
281
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,460
Yes?
282
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,200
Hello, Victor Petrovich.
How's your health?
283
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,680
Did you get it?
284
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,740
Here you go.
285
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,420
Thank you.
286
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,460
Because my whole bed is in crumbs.
287
00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:46,760
It's mom's.
288
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,260
How are things in the kitchen?
289
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:51,640
Did you manage to make peace
290
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,260
between Brad Galkin and Maxim Pitt?
291
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:33,260
Are you nuts?
292
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:34,620
Total dumbass?
293
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,600
What? What?
294
00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:47,460
Actually,
I had only one effective way.
295
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,880
W-w-which one?
296
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,160
You see, Leva...
297
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,540
to be a real Chef,
298
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:56,200
you have to be a real asshole.
299
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,080
And it's not easy
to be an asshole, Leva.
300
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,340
Okay, go to work.
301
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,060
How are you feeling?
302
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,160
Great.
303
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,340
Just a bit sleepy.
304
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,680
I think I'll finish vacuuming
and go to sleep.
305
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,500
Okay, but before...
let's check your blood pressure.
306
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,280
Fedya...
307
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,880
tell me, are you an idiot?
308
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,840
What are you doing?
309
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,340
A guest just yelled at me.
310
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:11,680
- Why?
- Well, I don't know, look why...
311
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,400
I have nothing to do with this,
312
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,260
it's this moron Senya.
313
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,600
No, it's a new recipe from Fedya.
314
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,220
Fish is roasted right in the mouth.
315
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,560
I don't care
which one of you gibbons did it.
316
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,040
You've made a circus here
in the kitchen,
317
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,920
and I'm there in the dining-hall,
have to pay for it.
318
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,820
Don't mind her.
319
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,620
She's trying
to make her way everywhere.
320
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,840
- She thinks she's the boss.
- What?
321
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,900
Here we go.
322
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,500
The pressure's back to normal.
323
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,100
So have a rest.
324
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:11,920
If there was Chef in the kitchen,
325
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,680
you'd be working and not goofing off.
326
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,940
Everybody's working here
except for these two idiots.
327
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,640
Hey, faggot!
328
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,820
Who did you call an idiot?
329
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,080
What are you doing
in the kitchen anyway?
330
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,680
Get out of here, you chicken!
331
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,860
- What?
- Watch your words.
332
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,920
Don't meddle with
adult conversations!
333
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,800
Understood, chicken-butt?
334
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:09,100
So I understand we can't work
without Chief, can we?
335
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,420
Alright.
336
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,480
You'll get Chef.
337
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,260
So, both of you...
338
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:16,840
are working without weekends
this month. Is that clear?
339
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,260
And everybody else loses
their monthly bonus.
340
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,560
Quickly clean up this mess.
341
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:25,220
And in half an hour,
all orders must be ready. Is that clear?
342
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,980
Stinky morons.
343
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,560
Kostyan...
344
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,740
I have one more idea.
345
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,580
No, I've had enough of your ideas.
346
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:48,500
We still haven't finished cleaning up
after your last idea.
347
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,360
Seriously? Are you accusing me now,
or what?
348
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,760
Of course, and who else?
You and your skinner.
349
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,920
What? You keep an eye
on your woman.
350
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,860
Look, her brains
have melted already
351
00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:59,400
because she eats only vegetables.
352
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400
- I didn't get it?
- What didn't you get?
353
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,220
- Maybe you want to go out and discuss?
- Easily.
354
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,720
Stop!
355
00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:15,060
Get yourself cleaned up quickly
and go to the dining-hall
356
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,920
before guests run away
to the neighbouring restaurant.
357
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,560
Tell me...
358
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,540
Aren't you ashamed?
359
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,580
Oh, I'm sorry. It was an accident.
360
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:29,900
I just...
361
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,520
I feel bad.
362
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,760
Again?
363
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,380
A second time, huh?
364
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:38,760
I thought you'd come up
with something more unique.
365
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:39,500
Wow.
366
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:42,040
190 over 120.
367
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:45,100
You need to go back to your room.
368
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,280
So, what's up?
369
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,860
He doesn't answer either.
370
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,540
Oh, come on. They're all right.
371
00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:57,720
I hope so.
372
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,580
Max...
373
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,980
Kostya...
374
00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:08,820
Where have you been?
375
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:11,300
- What happened to you?
- Nothing.
376
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,500
Did you fight because of us?
377
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,660
Well, we had a fight,
378
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,640
but what's the big deal?
Everything is fine now.
379
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,140
Let's go drink tea.
380
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:20,440
Yes, let's go.
381
00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:23,360
Take your clothes off
and we'll prepare everything.
382
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,120
Yeah.
383
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,320
What a delicious cake.
384
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,820
For a special occasion like this,
385
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:30,940
we have something saved.
386
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,040
You are my savior.
387
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:41,360
Kostya, do you have any pain?
388
00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:45,420
My broken arm.
389
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,100
Kostyan, you're such a moron.
390
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:53,200
I think I figured out
for who was this show.
391
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,400
That was a great plan.
392
00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:57,000
Almost worked.
393
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,940
Jerks...what else to say?
394
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:00,660
You wanted to laugh
at two silly girls, right?
395
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,340
We meant good.
396
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,580
Yeah, what's good for you...
397
00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:06,260
And to blame us in the end, right?
398
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,200
Very manly.
399
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,720
Great, well done.
400
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,180
Interfering in someone
else's argument,
401
00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:16,180
you always risk losing yourself.
402
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:32,660
You can win someone else's argument
one way, only sacrificing yourself.
403
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,920
And in an argument with yourself,
404
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,820
you have very few chances at all.
405
00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:38,900
Very few, but there are still some.
406
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:41,300
And sometimes you win,
407
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,360
without noticing it yourself.
408
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,880
You just need to...
409
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,760
be able to see this moment.
410
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,400
Oh, Rodion Sergeyevich.
411
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,800
Tell me...
412
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,700
which one of these two
is more popular in Russia?
413
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:10,100
I'm sorry, but I don't know
these two young ladies.
414
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:20,540
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