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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Use the free code JOINNOW at  www.playships.eu 2 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,600 ["IN THE MORNING" BY THE BEE GEES PLAYING] 3 00:00:48,141 --> 00:00:51,766 ♪ In the morning ♪ 4 00:00:51,891 --> 00:00:55,683 ♪ When the moon is at its rest ♪ 5 00:00:55,808 --> 00:00:59,433 ♪ You will find me ♪ 6 00:00:59,558 --> 00:01:03,308 ♪ At the time I love the best ♪ 7 00:01:03,433 --> 00:01:11,058 ♪ Watching rainbows play on sunlight ♪ 8 00:01:11,183 --> 00:01:18,725 ♪ Pools of water iced from cold night ♪ 9 00:01:18,850 --> 00:01:21,850 ♪ In the morning ♪ 10 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:29,683 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life ♪ 11 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:38,058 ♪ In the daytime ♪ 12 00:01:38,183 --> 00:01:42,016 ♪ I will meet you as before ♪ 13 00:01:42,141 --> 00:01:45,808 ♪ You will find me ♪ 14 00:01:45,933 --> 00:01:49,683 ♪ Waiting by the ocean floor ♪ 15 00:01:49,808 --> 00:01:57,433 ♪ Building castles in the shifting sands ♪ 16 00:01:57,558 --> 00:02:05,100 ♪ In a world that no one understands ♪ 17 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:08,266 ♪ In the morning ♪ 18 00:02:10,850 --> 00:02:17,433 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life ♪ 19 00:02:18,641 --> 00:02:24,725 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life ♪ 20 00:02:28,391 --> 00:02:32,183 ♪ In the evening ♪ 21 00:02:32,308 --> 00:02:36,016 ♪ I will fly you to the moon ♪ 22 00:02:36,141 --> 00:02:39,808 ♪ To the top right-hand corner ♪ 23 00:02:39,933 --> 00:02:43,808 ♪ Of the ceiling in my room ♪ 24 00:02:43,933 --> 00:02:47,225 ♪ Where we'll stay ♪ 25 00:02:47,350 --> 00:02:51,141 ♪ Until the sun shines ♪ 26 00:02:51,266 --> 00:02:54,975 ♪ Another day ♪ 27 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:58,850 ♪ To swing on clothes lines ♪ 28 00:02:58,975 --> 00:03:02,350 ♪ May I be yawning ♪ 29 00:03:05,225 --> 00:03:11,058 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life ♪ 30 00:03:13,016 --> 00:03:18,808 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life ♪ 31 00:03:22,766 --> 00:03:27,308 ♪ In the morning ♪ 32 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:36,225 ♪ In the morning ♪ 33 00:03:38,225 --> 00:03:45,058 ♪ In the morning ♪ 34 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,183 [DRUMMING] 35 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,891 Halt! Halt! 36 00:04:02,391 --> 00:04:04,225 Left turn! 37 00:04:05,475 --> 00:04:07,016 Right dress! 38 00:04:09,058 --> 00:04:11,058 [BOAT HORN HONKS] 39 00:04:23,641 --> 00:04:25,058 [SNIFFS] 40 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,766 - Have you been drinking, Ornshaw? - No, sir. 41 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,225 Have you been drinking whisky, Ornshaw? 42 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:36,975 No, sir. Bron-bronchial balsam. Cough syrup. 43 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:39,100 [COUGHS] 44 00:04:41,225 --> 00:04:43,975 Smells like whisky to me, Ornshaw. 45 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,641 Bad cough, sir. [COUGHS] 46 00:04:52,766 --> 00:04:56,475 Look at this, Ornshaw. This is what you call a clean uniform. 47 00:04:57,516 --> 00:04:58,933 Sparkling lapel badge, 48 00:04:59,058 --> 00:05:02,600 crisp-white haversack, highly buffed belt, immaculate brasswork. 49 00:05:03,391 --> 00:05:06,475 It's a credit to you, lad. It must have taken you hours. 50 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,308 My mother did it, sir. 51 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,433 [BRIGADE LAUGHS] 52 00:05:11,308 --> 00:05:15,891 Ah, yes. We had your mother in here yesterday telling us all about you. 53 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,850 Latimer, isn't it? 54 00:05:17,975 --> 00:05:21,391 It's so nice to have a better class of recruit in the ranks. 55 00:05:21,516 --> 00:05:24,225 It's her idea. I don't really know what I'm doing here. 56 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:26,391 [BRIGADE LAUGHS] 57 00:05:26,516 --> 00:05:29,975 Tell your mother she's done a first-class job. 58 00:05:36,683 --> 00:05:38,683 [SHOUTING, CHEERING] 59 00:05:45,391 --> 00:05:49,141 Danny! Danny! Mummy's here! Ooo-ooo! 60 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,808 Hello! 61 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,891 - Would any of your friends like a lift? - Oh, I wouldn't mind. 62 00:05:59,683 --> 00:06:02,891 - Are you sure we're going your way? - 'Course you are. Honest! 63 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,975 [ENGINE SPLUTTERS, STARTS] 64 00:06:22,225 --> 00:06:25,766 - All right for you, are we? - Oh, yeah. Just on the corner'll do fine. 65 00:06:35,016 --> 00:06:36,725 - Thank you! - MRS. LATIMER: Bye! 66 00:06:36,850 --> 00:06:38,183 Ta-ta! 67 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:42,766 Ta-ta! 68 00:06:42,891 --> 00:06:44,891 [ENGINE IDLES] 69 00:06:50,058 --> 00:06:51,725 [ENGINE REVS] 70 00:07:08,225 --> 00:07:10,058 [BABY CRIES] 71 00:07:14,641 --> 00:07:16,058 [ENGINE STOPS] 72 00:07:27,516 --> 00:07:28,933 [BOTTLES CLINK] 73 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,766 MRS. LATIMER: Come on, darling. 74 00:07:31,891 --> 00:07:33,391 [DOOR OPENS] 75 00:07:37,183 --> 00:07:38,558 - Thank you. - Mm. 76 00:07:40,933 --> 00:07:42,933 [MRS. LATIMER CHUCKLES] 77 00:07:44,183 --> 00:07:45,933 Mmm. 78 00:07:47,308 --> 00:07:49,475 [TURNS ON RADIO, YAWNS] 79 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,141 Come on, darling. 80 00:07:56,266 --> 00:07:57,600 [CHOIR SINGS ON RADIO] 81 00:07:57,725 --> 00:08:00,183 - Morning, Dad. - Hm. 82 00:08:01,266 --> 00:08:03,350 [SWITCHES RADIO CHANNEL, POP MUSIC PLAYS] 83 00:08:03,475 --> 00:08:06,891 Neville, number 14's got a "for sale" board up. 84 00:08:07,016 --> 00:08:09,266 - What, love? - Number 14. 85 00:08:09,391 --> 00:08:10,766 What? 86 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,516 MRS. LATIMER: For sale. 87 00:08:12,641 --> 00:08:15,308 NEVILLE: Oh, not the woman with the Pakistani lodger? 88 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,891 No, I don't think so. No. 89 00:08:18,016 --> 00:08:21,016 A few more paint jobs and we'll have a little King's Road. 90 00:08:21,141 --> 00:08:22,808 [ROCKET GRATES ON STAND] 91 00:08:22,933 --> 00:08:26,225 Love, would you, please? And that bit there. 92 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:27,683 It's in the way. 93 00:08:29,558 --> 00:08:33,266 I was only thinking the other day, we've got two architects living in the road. 94 00:08:33,391 --> 00:08:35,933 Two accountants. Three counting yourself, Neville. 95 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:39,641 - Then, of course, there's the two actors. - A couple of pansies, they are. 96 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,975 We don't know that, Neville, do we? 97 00:08:43,516 --> 00:08:44,850 [PAPER RUSTLES] 98 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:48,016 I went to the BB this morning. 99 00:08:49,225 --> 00:08:50,725 What, love? Good morning. 100 00:08:50,850 --> 00:08:53,975 - The BB. - Oh. How was it? 101 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,391 - Not bad. - Good. 102 00:08:57,475 --> 00:08:59,141 What does it stand for, BB? 103 00:08:59,266 --> 00:09:02,558 - Boys'... - Boys' Brigade. You know what BB is. 104 00:09:02,683 --> 00:09:05,516 - Hm. Thought that had died out years ago. - I quite... 105 00:09:05,641 --> 00:09:09,766 Love, do you think it's a good thing for him to be going to all these things? 106 00:09:09,891 --> 00:09:13,600 Honestly, it gets quite comical the things that you thrust on him. 107 00:09:13,725 --> 00:09:17,391 Oh, Nev, it's important for him to meet all sorts of people. 108 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,308 You know, I think I'll cook something special for Wednesday. 109 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:25,183 Oh, by the way, I've invited, er, Betty and George over for dinner. 110 00:09:25,308 --> 00:09:26,891 - Really? - Mm. 111 00:09:27,016 --> 00:09:28,350 Might be quite nice. 112 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,933 MRS. LATIMER: It'll be nice for Daniel, too. 113 00:09:32,058 --> 00:09:33,641 A nice grown-up dinner party. 114 00:09:33,766 --> 00:09:35,100 NEVILLE: Right. 115 00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:38,141 MRS. LATIMER: It's about time he mixed with our friends. 116 00:09:41,725 --> 00:09:44,558 - What the hell are you doing? - [YELPS] 117 00:09:45,475 --> 00:09:48,433 - You could set me on fire! - Daniel, how could you?! 118 00:09:48,558 --> 00:09:50,183 Oh, Daniel! 119 00:09:52,016 --> 00:09:54,683 Oh! How... 120 00:09:54,808 --> 00:09:58,016 - Oh, how could you? - Damn good job it wasn't the supplement. 121 00:09:58,141 --> 00:10:00,141 Now, don't get hysterical, Neville. 122 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,141 Daniel, off to your room. 123 00:10:02,266 --> 00:10:04,683 I'll brain him! It's you! 124 00:10:04,808 --> 00:10:09,516 I'm sure it's you and your damn stupid ideas... that bloody...! 125 00:10:09,641 --> 00:10:13,183 You're not such a shining influence on him yourself, you know. 126 00:10:14,391 --> 00:10:16,225 Not a shining influence at all! 127 00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:18,600 [DOOR SLAMS] 128 00:10:18,725 --> 00:10:22,350 Any old rag! 129 00:10:22,475 --> 00:10:25,058 Old rags and lumber! 130 00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:32,850 [CHILDREN CHATTER] 131 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,641 RAG & BONE MAN: Any old iron. 132 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:42,766 [CHILDREN CHATTER] 133 00:10:51,725 --> 00:10:54,808 RAG & BONE MAN: Give us a chance. Hold on a minute... 134 00:10:56,433 --> 00:11:00,558 Don't mix and match. All right, in a minute. All right, shh. 135 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:04,600 What have you got, love? Here we are. 136 00:11:04,725 --> 00:11:07,683 Oh, can, can I have one of those, please? A goldfish, please. 137 00:11:08,725 --> 00:11:12,975 Sorry, love. Not for this. See if you've got anything else at home, eh? 138 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:18,266 Quiet! Shut up for a minute. I've got to get this stuff on the cart. 139 00:11:28,683 --> 00:11:31,516 - You know he's a... - Can't turn himself away from the pub... 140 00:11:31,641 --> 00:11:33,641 [CHILDREN SHOUT, CHATTER] 141 00:11:40,516 --> 00:11:42,100 Ah, that's more like it. 142 00:11:44,766 --> 00:11:47,183 There we are. A nice suntanned one for you. 143 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:50,850 - BOY: Can I have a goldfish, mister? - No, no. 144 00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:53,350 [CHILDREN SHOUT] 145 00:11:59,183 --> 00:12:01,933 Danny, you really are terribly naughty. 146 00:12:02,058 --> 00:12:04,433 What did you want to go and do a thing like that...? 147 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,350 Darling, what's that supposed to be? 148 00:12:07,808 --> 00:12:11,350 It's not quite finished yet. It still needs quite a bit of work on the chest. 149 00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:15,600 But, darling, you used to do nice pictures of Grandma and the giraffe at the zoo. 150 00:12:15,725 --> 00:12:18,516 Oh, and do you remember that nice policeman you painted? 151 00:12:18,641 --> 00:12:21,350 I've done all those things. I want to try something new. 152 00:12:23,141 --> 00:12:25,391 Darling, where on earth did you get this? 153 00:12:25,516 --> 00:12:27,308 Oh, a boy gave it to me at school. 154 00:12:28,183 --> 00:12:31,516 I wanted to paint a nude and I didn't quite know what they looked like. 155 00:12:31,641 --> 00:12:33,141 So, he gave me this. 156 00:12:35,225 --> 00:12:37,350 Well, she's got a very nice face. 157 00:12:40,558 --> 00:12:43,308 Oh, darling, did Daddy break your rocket? 158 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:44,975 Oh, dear. 159 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:48,808 - Never mind. Let's see if we can fix it. - I'd rather do that, please. 160 00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:52,183 No, no, no, darling. You fix your rocket. Let Mummy have it. 161 00:12:52,308 --> 00:12:56,766 Come on. Let me... Oh! Oh, darling, your lovely... 162 00:12:56,891 --> 00:12:58,975 Oh, never mind. 163 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:02,350 Now, you fix your rocket and I'll do an early lunch, 164 00:13:02,475 --> 00:13:04,350 and I'll come up and help you, all right? 165 00:13:09,766 --> 00:13:11,975 Splash-down after lunch, then. 166 00:13:14,475 --> 00:13:16,475 ["FRÈRE JACQUES" PLAYS ON RECORDER] 167 00:13:24,391 --> 00:13:26,641 Melody, are you playing that penny whistle? 168 00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:29,100 MELODY: Yes. And it's a recorder. 169 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,683 Anyway, Miss Fairfax says I've got to practise. 170 00:13:31,808 --> 00:13:35,100 I don't care. If you don't come out of there, I shall bust myself. 171 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:36,558 MELODY: All right. 172 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,850 [DRAWER OPENS AND SLAMS] 173 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:50,225 Go down to the pub and ask your dad for some money for ice cream 174 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:51,891 or else you won't get no sweets. 175 00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:53,350 All right. 176 00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:56,183 ["MELODY FAIR" BY THE BEE GEES PLAYING] 177 00:14:20,683 --> 00:14:26,350 ♪ Who is the girl with the crying face ♪ 178 00:14:26,475 --> 00:14:30,600 ♪ Looking at millions of signs? ♪ 179 00:14:32,058 --> 00:14:37,725 ♪ She knows that life is a running race ♪ 180 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:41,016 ♪ Her face shouldn't show any sign ♪ 181 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:46,891 ♪ Melody Fair, won't you comb your hair? ♪ 182 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:51,225 ♪ You can be beautiful too ♪ 183 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:55,141 ♪ Melody Fair ♪ 184 00:14:55,266 --> 00:15:02,808 ♪ Remember you're only a woman ♪ 185 00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:06,766 ♪ Melody Fair ♪ 186 00:15:06,891 --> 00:15:14,600 ♪ Remember you're only a girl ♪ 187 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:22,016 ♪ Ah ♪ 188 00:15:22,141 --> 00:15:27,725 ♪ Who is the girl at the window pane ♪ 189 00:15:27,850 --> 00:15:32,141 ♪ Watching the rain falling down? ♪ 190 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:39,183 ♪ Melody, life isn't like the rain ♪ 191 00:15:39,308 --> 00:15:42,641 ♪ It's just like a merry-go-round ♪ 192 00:15:42,766 --> 00:15:47,266 ♪ Melody Fair, won't you comb your hair? ♪ 193 00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:52,766 ♪ You can be beautiful too ♪ 194 00:15:52,891 --> 00:15:56,766 ♪ Melody Fair ♪ 195 00:15:56,891 --> 00:16:04,433 ♪ Remember you're only a woman ♪ 196 00:16:04,558 --> 00:16:08,433 ♪ Melody Fair ♪ 197 00:16:08,558 --> 00:16:15,391 ♪ Remember you're only a girl ♪ 198 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,600 [MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH] 199 00:16:17,725 --> 00:16:25,266 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 200 00:16:29,391 --> 00:16:32,391 ♪ Ah... ♪ 201 00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:33,850 [DOOR SLAMS] 202 00:16:33,975 --> 00:16:35,975 [BIRDS CHIRP] 203 00:16:37,391 --> 00:16:39,808 [CHILDREN SHOUT, CHATTER] 204 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,516 GIRL: You lazy bum! 205 00:16:46,183 --> 00:16:49,100 - BOY #2: Come on! - BOY #3: Come on! Hurry up! 206 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,225 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 207 00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:09,183 [SHOUTING, CHATTER] 208 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,433 Come on. Come along. 209 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,433 [SHOUTING DROWNS SPEECH] 210 00:17:53,516 --> 00:17:55,516 [CHATTER] 211 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,058 Up. 212 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,100 [BLOWS NOSE] 213 00:18:09,225 --> 00:18:11,100 [PUPILS] Ugh. 214 00:18:11,225 --> 00:18:13,058 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 215 00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:26,641 The Jewish boys may now leave for private study. 216 00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:28,475 O'Leary, Ornshaw. 217 00:18:32,308 --> 00:18:37,808 O'Leary, I trust you've informed the Holy Father of your sudden change of faith. 218 00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:42,183 As for you, Ornshaw, you may have rushed to Matzos after my lesson. 219 00:18:42,308 --> 00:18:44,475 [GIRL #2 SNICKERS] 220 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:48,933 And Jesus said take up Thy bed and walk. 221 00:18:50,975 --> 00:18:55,600 And Jesus said take up Thy bed and walk. 222 00:18:57,141 --> 00:19:00,808 Now, does anybody know the name of the man Our Lord was referring to? 223 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,975 No? 224 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:08,308 Well, does anybody know which of the disciples were with Jesus at the time? 225 00:19:12,391 --> 00:19:14,933 Does anyone know who the disciples were? 226 00:19:22,183 --> 00:19:24,850 Does anybody know who Jesus was? 227 00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,433 [SHOUTING] 228 00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:39,141 Whoo-hoo! 229 00:19:54,016 --> 00:19:55,600 BOY #4: Leonard! 230 00:19:59,141 --> 00:20:05,558 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la ♪ 231 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:12,350 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la ♪ 232 00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:20,100 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la ♪ 233 00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:27,141 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la ♪ 234 00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:33,933 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la ♪ 235 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:41,475 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la ♪ 236 00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:50,516 Robert Sinclair, she fancies you! 237 00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:53,266 I don't. 238 00:20:53,391 --> 00:20:55,141 Oh, Peggy, come here! 239 00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:59,683 GIRLS: Oh, no! 240 00:20:59,808 --> 00:21:01,808 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 241 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:08,016 [CHATTER] 242 00:21:11,808 --> 00:21:14,933 - Been out with your boyfriend, have you? - Have one every night. 243 00:21:15,058 --> 00:21:16,516 Do you kiss boys, Muriel? 244 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,266 'Course, if I like 'em enough. 245 00:21:19,391 --> 00:21:21,100 Aren't you frightened? 246 00:21:21,225 --> 00:21:25,141 Oh, why should I be frightened? It's quite nice when you get used to it. 247 00:21:25,266 --> 00:21:26,933 - Yeah, you'd know. - GIRLS: Ooh! 248 00:21:27,058 --> 00:21:29,975 How long do you kiss for, Muriel? 249 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,975 It depends how I feel. Five minutes sometimes. 250 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,766 - Cool! - World record! 251 00:21:34,891 --> 00:21:36,683 You're lucky, Muriel. 252 00:21:37,266 --> 00:21:41,183 How did you do it? You know, the first time you ever kissed a boy? 253 00:21:42,141 --> 00:21:45,141 Don't know, really. I never used to kiss boys. 254 00:21:45,266 --> 00:21:47,641 I always thought kissing 'em would bring babies. 255 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,433 [LAUGHTER] 256 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,058 Cos they're boys, Muriel? 257 00:21:52,183 --> 00:21:53,975 Can you spare me one? 258 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,100 [CHATTER] 259 00:22:03,641 --> 00:22:05,641 [CHATTER STOPS] 260 00:22:14,516 --> 00:22:15,975 [DROPS BOARD RUBBER] 261 00:22:18,891 --> 00:22:20,308 Sorry. 262 00:22:25,266 --> 00:22:26,600 [LAUGHTER] 263 00:22:26,725 --> 00:22:28,141 [LAUGHTER STOPS] 264 00:22:35,141 --> 00:22:37,016 [COUGHS] 265 00:22:37,141 --> 00:22:40,683 Right, now today we're gonna cover WIC. 266 00:22:40,808 --> 00:22:43,225 Wellington's Iberian Campaign. 267 00:22:44,183 --> 00:22:46,225 To make things easier for you in the exams, 268 00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:49,183 I am going to give you a little memory maxim. 269 00:22:49,308 --> 00:22:53,225 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 270 00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:54,683 [LAUGHTER] 271 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,433 Quiet. 272 00:22:58,475 --> 00:23:05,600 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 273 00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:08,183 Right, now, then. 274 00:23:08,308 --> 00:23:11,641 The "S" stands for the landing at Serena. "T", the Battle of Talavera. 275 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,641 "M", he advance to Madrid. "T", the Lines of Torres Vedras. 276 00:23:14,766 --> 00:23:17,433 "B", Battle of Buçaco. "M", the French General Masséna. 277 00:23:17,558 --> 00:23:19,641 And "C" is the Battle of Ciudad Rodrigo. 278 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,100 Yes, Ornshaw? 279 00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:24,766 Sir, what was Wellington doing in Spain in the first place? 280 00:23:25,766 --> 00:23:28,266 Because Ornshaw he was. That's why. 281 00:23:28,391 --> 00:23:30,475 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't understand why. 282 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,975 Don't be impudent, Ornshaw. 283 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:35,683 I can't keep the brighter boys behind just because of you laggers-back, 284 00:23:35,808 --> 00:23:37,766 so put your hand down and keep quiet. 285 00:23:37,891 --> 00:23:41,516 This is supposed to be a history lesson, not 20 questions. [CHUCKLES] 286 00:23:42,975 --> 00:23:45,225 Right, now all of you take this down. 287 00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:47,350 Roman numeral one. 288 00:23:47,475 --> 00:23:51,475 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 289 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,600 [SHOUTING] 290 00:23:58,141 --> 00:23:59,475 ORNSHAW: Come on! 291 00:24:06,016 --> 00:24:08,100 Up. Come on. 292 00:24:57,183 --> 00:24:59,391 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 293 00:24:59,516 --> 00:25:01,516 BOY #5: Do you think it'll work this time? 294 00:25:03,516 --> 00:25:05,558 BOY #6: Bit more fuse and we're laughing. 295 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:13,558 - Hey, look. A bloody spy. - Where? 296 00:25:13,683 --> 00:25:15,308 BOY #7: There. 297 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,350 Go on, Curly, buzz off! 298 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:22,850 BOY #8: Hop it! Go on, hop it! 299 00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:26,558 We don't want you here. It's confidential. 300 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,100 Yes, it's confidential. 301 00:25:29,225 --> 00:25:33,016 - BOY #9: Shove off, will ya? - Oh, leave him alone. He's all right. 302 00:25:33,683 --> 00:25:36,225 BOY #10: And let him learn my secrets? Not likely. 303 00:25:36,350 --> 00:25:39,558 No, you better not let him learn your secrets. 304 00:25:39,683 --> 00:25:41,391 Look, it's not bloody Cape Kennedy. 305 00:25:41,516 --> 00:25:44,266 It's only an Ovaltine can with a bit of weed killer in it. 306 00:25:44,391 --> 00:25:47,183 It's not. I'll show you. Hold it. 307 00:25:53,016 --> 00:25:55,475 Ah, you're barmy! That'll never work! 308 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,933 BOY #11: It'll go out! 309 00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:00,433 Take cover! 310 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,600 [HISSING, CRACKLING] 311 00:26:12,933 --> 00:26:14,350 [POPPING] 312 00:26:15,558 --> 00:26:17,600 [LAUGHTER, JEERING] 313 00:26:17,725 --> 00:26:19,891 [CHATTER] 314 00:26:20,016 --> 00:26:21,850 ORNSHAW: What a wet one! 315 00:26:21,975 --> 00:26:23,975 [CHATTER] 316 00:26:27,558 --> 00:26:29,558 [JEERING] 317 00:26:35,558 --> 00:26:37,183 [CHATTER] 318 00:26:37,308 --> 00:26:39,475 I've got a banger that goes better than that. 319 00:26:43,266 --> 00:26:45,475 ORNSHAW: Well, last one on the bus is a queer. 320 00:26:53,933 --> 00:26:55,350 [TYRES SCREECH] 321 00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:57,475 [CHATTER] 322 00:27:01,433 --> 00:27:03,433 [SHOUTING] 323 00:27:09,975 --> 00:27:11,558 [SHOUTING] 324 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,475 - Get out of here! - [BELL DINGS] 325 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,600 [SHOUTING] 326 00:27:25,891 --> 00:27:27,308 Going home? 327 00:27:29,141 --> 00:27:31,058 You don't have to go home yet, do you? 328 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,266 Should really. 329 00:27:33,391 --> 00:27:36,391 Don't see why, though. It'd be nice to go somewhere. 330 00:27:38,683 --> 00:27:41,558 I've got an hour. We could go up west if you like. 331 00:27:41,683 --> 00:27:45,058 It'll only take about an hour. Oi, watch it! You're pushing! 332 00:27:45,183 --> 00:27:47,141 We'll be there and back within an hour. 333 00:27:48,933 --> 00:27:50,516 - OK. - Come on. 334 00:27:50,641 --> 00:27:53,141 Oh, I don't believe ya. 335 00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:04,975 ["GIVE YOUR BEST" BY THE BEE GEES PLAYING] 336 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:10,475 ♪ I'm just a clown ♪ 337 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,516 ♪ That used to run around ♪ 338 00:28:14,516 --> 00:28:18,725 ♪ I used to have a million friends ♪ 339 00:28:20,891 --> 00:28:25,683 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends ♪ 340 00:28:25,808 --> 00:28:30,558 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends ♪ 341 00:28:30,683 --> 00:28:32,308 [MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH] 342 00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:35,850 ♪ I've done my shows ♪ 343 00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:38,766 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 344 00:28:39,683 --> 00:28:43,766 ♪ I nearly sold all my clothes ♪ 345 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,350 ♪ One man can give ♪ 346 00:28:48,475 --> 00:28:50,850 ♪ Another has to lend ♪ 347 00:28:50,975 --> 00:28:55,433 ♪ So I just give my best to my friends ♪ 348 00:28:55,558 --> 00:28:57,266 ♪ And so you should ♪ 349 00:28:58,475 --> 00:29:03,641 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right ♪ 350 00:29:04,766 --> 00:29:10,100 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night ♪ 351 00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:12,891 ♪ You've had your peace ♪ 352 00:29:13,016 --> 00:29:16,141 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight ♪ 353 00:29:17,266 --> 00:29:21,391 ♪ Just give your best to your friends ♪ 354 00:29:23,683 --> 00:29:25,808 ♪ I I'm just a clown ♪ 355 00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:28,225 ♪ That used to run around ♪ 356 00:29:29,975 --> 00:29:34,141 ♪ I used to have a million friends ♪ 357 00:29:36,225 --> 00:29:41,100 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends ♪ 358 00:29:41,225 --> 00:29:46,141 ♪ I So I just give my best to my friends ♪ 359 00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:55,016 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right ♪ 360 00:29:55,141 --> 00:30:01,183 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night ♪ 361 00:30:01,308 --> 00:30:03,183 ♪ You've had your peace ♪ 362 00:30:03,308 --> 00:30:06,600 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight ♪ 363 00:30:07,683 --> 00:30:10,558 ♪ Just give your best to your friends ♪ 364 00:30:28,808 --> 00:30:30,641 [LAUGHTER] 365 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:44,183 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right ♪ 366 00:30:45,475 --> 00:30:50,641 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night ♪ 367 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,933 ♪ You've had your peace ♪ 368 00:30:54,058 --> 00:30:56,850 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight ♪ 369 00:30:57,891 --> 00:31:01,975 I Just give your best to your friends 370 00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:07,600 ♪ And just give your best to your friends ♪ 371 00:31:09,183 --> 00:31:10,558 [ORNSHAW EXHALES] 372 00:31:13,433 --> 00:31:15,808 - You got the time? - MAN: Erm, ten past five. 373 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,933 DANIEL: Taxi! 374 00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:30,891 You've gotta be joking. You can't get a taxi. 375 00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:34,141 It'll cost a fortune. I've only got one and two. 376 00:31:41,516 --> 00:31:43,141 [BRAKES SQUEAK, ENGINE IDLES] 377 00:31:51,725 --> 00:31:53,558 [CLEARS THROAT] 378 00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:08,766 DRIVER: Thanks, mate. 379 00:32:08,891 --> 00:32:10,641 DANIEL: Keep the change. 380 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,391 Be seeing you, then. 381 00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:19,850 I suppose you've seen the film down at the Odeon. 382 00:32:19,975 --> 00:32:21,850 What, the Cypriot one? 383 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:25,141 - No, the space one. - No, I haven't seen it. 384 00:32:25,266 --> 00:32:28,641 If you like, you can come to tea and then we can go and see it. 385 00:32:28,766 --> 00:32:30,308 No, I can't. I've gotta go home. 386 00:32:33,016 --> 00:32:35,308 I reckon I can get the money for both of us. 387 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:37,641 My uncle George came to tea last Sunday. 388 00:32:38,308 --> 00:32:40,141 He always leaves me some money. 389 00:32:40,933 --> 00:32:42,808 We could use that if you like. 390 00:32:42,933 --> 00:32:45,183 No, I can't. I've gotta go. See ya! 391 00:32:46,641 --> 00:32:48,058 It's dead easy, really. 392 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:50,141 I can easily get some more money. 393 00:32:51,183 --> 00:32:54,266 Look, I don't want your bloody money! Now, go on! Buzz off! 394 00:33:03,725 --> 00:33:05,891 Look, it's not that I don't wanna go with you. 395 00:33:06,016 --> 00:33:08,933 Y-you see, I have to go home. 396 00:33:09,891 --> 00:33:11,641 It's my granddad. 397 00:33:11,766 --> 00:33:15,933 He goes mad if I don't get his rotten sausages on the boil. 398 00:33:17,141 --> 00:33:19,016 It's my granddad. 399 00:33:19,141 --> 00:33:21,141 Can't anyone else do it? Your... 400 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,600 No. 401 00:33:27,016 --> 00:33:28,683 Perhaps we can go another night. 402 00:33:30,933 --> 00:33:32,558 [CAN CLATTERS] 403 00:33:33,933 --> 00:33:36,433 I'm sure my mum would come round and give you a hand. 404 00:33:36,558 --> 00:33:39,558 No. She'd have a nightmare if she saw our place. 405 00:33:40,433 --> 00:33:42,558 She's always talking about people like... 406 00:33:44,308 --> 00:33:47,558 She'd come round, I know, and help with the washing-up 407 00:33:47,683 --> 00:33:50,016 and put your granddad's sausages on. 408 00:33:50,141 --> 00:33:51,725 No! 409 00:33:51,850 --> 00:33:54,891 He'd have a heart attack if your old lady came round. 410 00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:58,391 - You think she would? - I'm sure. 411 00:33:59,391 --> 00:34:02,891 Yeah. he could do with a heart attack. It'd do him good! 412 00:34:03,016 --> 00:34:04,433 [BOTH LAUGH] 413 00:34:05,225 --> 00:34:07,225 [CHATTER] 414 00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:17,850 [SHOUTING] 415 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,641 [PIANO MUSIC, TEACHER SINGS] 416 00:34:23,850 --> 00:34:25,850 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 417 00:34:32,141 --> 00:34:34,141 [TEACHER SINGS] 418 00:34:35,516 --> 00:34:37,641 [LAUGHS] 419 00:35:19,558 --> 00:35:24,933 Girls, we have three ardent admirers of the dance. 420 00:35:25,058 --> 00:35:26,808 [LAUGHTER] 421 00:35:27,308 --> 00:35:29,725 Maureen, Peggy, Muriel. 422 00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:31,433 Come here, would you? 423 00:35:36,725 --> 00:35:41,016 Right. Now, girls, perhaps you'll take the gentlemen through their paces. 424 00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:43,683 - Miss Pocock, continue. - [PLAYS PIANO AND SINGS] 425 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,391 One two three, one two three, one two... 426 00:35:46,516 --> 00:35:49,433 Arms up, please, gentlemen. One two three. 427 00:35:49,558 --> 00:35:54,725 Arms up, gentlemen, or Mr. Dicks will have to hear about this little escapade. 428 00:35:58,141 --> 00:36:01,100 Girls, don't... Grace. 429 00:36:01,225 --> 00:36:02,933 Think of Isadora! 430 00:36:05,683 --> 00:36:08,183 Boys, energy, energy. 431 00:36:08,308 --> 00:36:10,266 Use your bodies. 432 00:36:10,391 --> 00:36:12,308 Think of Nijinsky. 433 00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:14,100 Free yourselves! 434 00:36:17,183 --> 00:36:19,266 Use your bodies, girls. 435 00:36:19,391 --> 00:36:21,766 Gracefully, gracefully. 436 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,600 [SHOUTING, CHEERING] 437 00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:31,350 [LAUGHTER] 438 00:36:50,350 --> 00:36:52,350 [BIRDS CHIRP] 439 00:36:55,683 --> 00:36:58,808 - PEGGY: Wait! Rhoda! - RHODA: OK, I'll walk slowly. 440 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,308 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 441 00:37:02,433 --> 00:37:05,725 - Here it is. - Oh, wait. Wait. 442 00:37:09,850 --> 00:37:11,808 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 443 00:37:11,933 --> 00:37:15,725 - PEGGY: Make sure nobody's coming. - RHODA: I am! Ain't he lovely? 444 00:37:17,433 --> 00:37:20,391 PEGGY: No one's watching. Show us how you kiss him. 445 00:37:20,516 --> 00:37:24,391 - Oh, go on. - Go on! Quick! 446 00:37:24,516 --> 00:37:25,891 PEGGY: Go on! 447 00:37:26,016 --> 00:37:27,475 [LAUGHTER] 448 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,266 PEGGY: Isn't he lovely? 449 00:37:29,391 --> 00:37:31,266 RHODA: I think he's got a lovely face. 450 00:37:31,391 --> 00:37:33,683 - [LAUGHTER] - [BRANCH SNAPS] 451 00:37:34,891 --> 00:37:36,933 [WHISPERS] Shh! Someone's watching us. 452 00:37:44,058 --> 00:37:45,391 [WHISTLES] 453 00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:47,516 [LAUGHTER] 454 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,475 - RHODA: He's a coward! Let's go. - MURIEL: Oh, wait! 455 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,975 - [DANIEL WHISTLES] - PEGGY: Come on, Muriel. 456 00:38:03,850 --> 00:38:05,183 Stupid cat. 457 00:38:17,266 --> 00:38:19,266 [DOG BARKS] 458 00:38:32,350 --> 00:38:33,766 [OVEN DOOR SLAMS] 459 00:38:34,558 --> 00:38:35,891 [TUTS] 460 00:38:45,683 --> 00:38:47,808 Mum, you did promise. 461 00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:51,350 And his grandfather's a very old man. You did say you would. 462 00:38:51,475 --> 00:38:53,100 Oh, I know I promised, darling, 463 00:38:53,225 --> 00:38:56,600 but they've called this emergency meeting at the Women's Institute. 464 00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:58,891 I can't let them down now, can I? 465 00:38:59,016 --> 00:39:01,516 You do understand, darling, don't you, hm? 466 00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:04,475 Mm. 467 00:39:05,516 --> 00:39:07,391 Perhaps another day, sweetie, yeah? 468 00:39:08,016 --> 00:39:10,183 Oh! Kiss Mummy goodbye. Come on. 469 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,516 Mmm. 470 00:39:13,641 --> 00:39:15,433 Now, don't watch too much television 471 00:39:15,558 --> 00:39:17,766 and wash that cup up for me, sweetie, will you? 472 00:39:19,683 --> 00:39:21,641 - [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] - [CAT MEOWS] 473 00:39:24,683 --> 00:39:26,683 [BABY CRIES] 474 00:39:32,975 --> 00:39:34,308 She couldn't come. 475 00:39:36,308 --> 00:39:38,558 She had to go to a stupid old meeting. 476 00:39:40,475 --> 00:39:41,975 [SIGHS] 477 00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:44,016 It was rather urgent, though. 478 00:39:47,725 --> 00:39:49,308 But I've come instead. 479 00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:54,850 So I'll help you put the... Granddad's dinner on. 480 00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:57,475 And do the washing-up. Anything you like. 481 00:40:14,516 --> 00:40:16,516 [CHATTER] 482 00:40:23,141 --> 00:40:25,141 [CHATTER] 483 00:40:42,141 --> 00:40:43,558 Mornin'. 484 00:40:46,141 --> 00:40:47,641 Here ya are. 485 00:40:47,766 --> 00:40:49,766 [RAUCOUS CHATTER] 486 00:40:57,891 --> 00:40:59,891 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 487 00:41:32,975 --> 00:41:36,975 I will not start assembly until I have quiet. 488 00:41:38,058 --> 00:41:39,516 Quiet! 489 00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:42,933 [BELL RINGS] 490 00:41:44,558 --> 00:41:45,891 [CHATTER STOPS] 491 00:41:46,016 --> 00:41:49,266 We will now sing hymn number... 492 00:41:50,891 --> 00:41:53,016 ...65 in your hymn books. 493 00:41:56,058 --> 00:41:57,808 [PIANO STARTS] 494 00:41:57,933 --> 00:42:02,725 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy ♪ 495 00:42:02,850 --> 00:42:07,933 ♪ Lord God, Almighty ♪ 496 00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:12,100 ♪ Early in the morning ♪ 497 00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:16,808 ♪ Our song shall to Thee ♪ 498 00:42:16,933 --> 00:42:18,266 [SINGING DROWNS SPEECH] 499 00:42:18,391 --> 00:42:22,225 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy ♪ 500 00:42:22,350 --> 00:42:27,016 ♪ Merciful and mighty ♪ 501 00:42:27,141 --> 00:42:31,766 ♪ God in three persons ♪ 502 00:42:31,891 --> 00:42:36,308 ♪ Blessed Trinity ♪ 503 00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:41,891 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy ♪ 504 00:42:42,016 --> 00:42:47,100 ♪ All the saints adore Thee ♪ 505 00:42:47,225 --> 00:42:51,391 ♪ Casting down their golden crowns ♪ 506 00:42:51,516 --> 00:42:56,933 ♪ Around the glassy sea ♪ 507 00:42:57,058 --> 00:43:01,850 ♪ Cherubim and Seraphim ♪ 508 00:43:01,975 --> 00:43:06,266 ♪ Falling down before Thee ♪ 509 00:43:06,391 --> 00:43:11,141 ♪ Which wert and art ♪ 510 00:43:11,266 --> 00:43:15,891 ♪ And evermore shalt be ♪ 511 00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:32,433 [TUBA SCALES PLAY] 512 00:43:42,766 --> 00:43:44,766 [CELLO END PIN KNOCKS ON FLOOR] 513 00:43:55,891 --> 00:43:57,516 [GIRLS GIGGLE] 514 00:43:58,725 --> 00:44:00,350 - You know the other day... - I know. 515 00:44:00,475 --> 00:44:03,641 He got one pea and shot it in the back of my neck. 516 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,141 - [RHODA CHUCKLES] - MELODY: It went down my back. 517 00:44:06,266 --> 00:44:08,391 [BOTH GIGGLE] 518 00:44:10,641 --> 00:44:13,683 You know that one when he went shooting right past me. 519 00:44:13,808 --> 00:44:15,308 Knocked me flying. 520 00:44:16,933 --> 00:44:18,433 [BOTH GIGGLE] 521 00:44:18,558 --> 00:44:20,141 - I was... - [DOOR OPENS] 522 00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:29,933 [DOOR CLOSES] 523 00:44:31,058 --> 00:44:32,391 Rhoda. 524 00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:35,516 [WHISPERS] Good luck. 525 00:44:37,850 --> 00:44:39,350 [DOOR CLOSES] 526 00:44:54,016 --> 00:44:56,016 [PLAYS SCALES] 527 00:45:09,141 --> 00:45:11,141 [PLAYS "FRÈRE JACQUES"] 528 00:45:15,891 --> 00:45:17,891 [BOTH PLAY "FRÈRE JACQUES"] 529 00:45:48,725 --> 00:45:50,975 [MOUTHS SONG WORDS] 530 00:45:58,016 --> 00:45:59,475 [DOOR OPENS] 531 00:46:02,058 --> 00:46:05,975 Daniel, run this note over to Mr. Dicks for me, would you, please? 532 00:46:16,725 --> 00:46:18,350 [DOOR CLOSES] 533 00:46:22,016 --> 00:46:23,433 [CELLO CLATTERS] 534 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,933 [LAUGHTER] 535 00:46:58,725 --> 00:47:00,350 [GUFFAWS] 536 00:47:00,475 --> 00:47:01,891 [LAUGHTER] 537 00:47:03,433 --> 00:47:05,308 MRS. LATIMER: I mean, really! 538 00:47:05,433 --> 00:47:07,266 [CHUCKLES] 539 00:47:10,808 --> 00:47:12,808 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 540 00:47:13,850 --> 00:47:15,225 [NEVILLE CLEARS THROAT] 541 00:47:15,350 --> 00:47:18,725 Hm, this is the first time I've ever made this, Betty. How do you like it? 542 00:47:18,850 --> 00:47:20,266 BETTY: Oh, it's beautiful! 543 00:47:20,391 --> 00:47:24,141 So, I said, "If he's ready for a partnership, well, so am I." 544 00:47:24,266 --> 00:47:26,516 Well, he can't be more than 28, 29, can he? 545 00:47:26,641 --> 00:47:29,391 No. I remember when he was Daniel's age. Do you know...? 546 00:47:29,516 --> 00:47:34,391 I mean, it's absolutely amazing the things one hears doing social welfare. 547 00:47:34,516 --> 00:47:36,558 Well, eat your lasagne, darling. Come on. 548 00:47:36,683 --> 00:47:40,391 - How are you getting on at school? - Oh, wonderfully. 549 00:47:40,516 --> 00:47:42,308 Come on. Eat up, eat up. 550 00:47:42,433 --> 00:47:46,641 I mean, for instance, there's this Mrs. Murphy I visit every Thursday. 551 00:47:46,766 --> 00:47:49,683 Just two rooms in Packington Street. 552 00:47:49,808 --> 00:47:51,433 - Yes? - I want some bread. 553 00:47:52,058 --> 00:47:56,058 - Eight children and she's not yet 30! - [GEORGE LAUGHS] 554 00:47:56,183 --> 00:47:59,933 - Not crispbread. I don't like crispbread. - BETTY: I don't know how you do it. 555 00:48:00,058 --> 00:48:03,600 - Really? - Oh! What do you say to her? 556 00:48:03,725 --> 00:48:05,350 I want white bread. 557 00:48:05,475 --> 00:48:08,475 I know he's related, but you can't say I haven't stuck to it. 558 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,516 - Oh, but have you stuck to it...? - [GEORGE LAUGHS] 559 00:48:11,641 --> 00:48:13,975 - They're so oblivious to it all. - To the squalor? 560 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,475 Look, he doesn't like brown crispbread, either. 561 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,475 - To the squalor, to the birth control. - He hasn't eaten his. 562 00:48:20,933 --> 00:48:23,766 She thinks all she has to do is ask God for help. 563 00:48:23,891 --> 00:48:25,308 [GUFFAWS] 564 00:48:25,433 --> 00:48:27,350 And her troubles will go with praying. 565 00:48:27,475 --> 00:48:29,725 Just by putting her hands together. 566 00:48:29,850 --> 00:48:32,808 It's not just the hands she should put together. 567 00:48:32,933 --> 00:48:35,266 [LAUGHTER] 568 00:48:38,683 --> 00:48:42,141 Oh, Neville! Neville, not in front of Daniel, darling. 569 00:48:43,183 --> 00:48:45,725 - All right, love? - Yes, thanks. Excuse me. 570 00:48:46,808 --> 00:48:50,683 Oh, dar-ling! Well, fetch a cloth, sweetheart. Quickly. Come along. 571 00:48:50,808 --> 00:48:52,683 - I'm sorry. - That's how it goes. 572 00:48:52,808 --> 00:48:56,475 But it's not her fault, really. It's her religion. It's that Pope again. 573 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,933 [CHUCKLES] Can I have your plates, please? 574 00:48:59,475 --> 00:49:02,183 His Holiness gets the credit for every unexpected baby 575 00:49:02,308 --> 00:49:04,808 that arrives between here and Camden Town. 576 00:49:04,933 --> 00:49:06,725 Well, mop it up, darling. 577 00:49:06,850 --> 00:49:10,266 MRS. LATIMER: They honestly think family planning is done in heaven. 578 00:49:10,391 --> 00:49:12,350 [CHUCKLES] Come on, darling. 579 00:49:13,891 --> 00:49:17,183 Oh, Daniel, darling, you haven't finished your dinner. Never mind. 580 00:49:17,891 --> 00:49:20,225 - BETTY: Lovely dinner. - MRS. LATIMER: Good. 581 00:49:20,350 --> 00:49:23,933 Neville, if I put the car in, do I get double relief? 582 00:49:24,058 --> 00:49:28,225 MRS. LATIMER: I've always wanted to use the Carrier Recipe Cards... 583 00:49:28,350 --> 00:49:33,850 Yes... Wait till you see what's next. 584 00:49:33,975 --> 00:49:36,891 - [ON TV] MAN #2: 'Darling, is that you? - Yes, it's me. 585 00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:39,600 'Although I can't see you, 586 00:49:39,725 --> 00:49:42,891 'somehow something deep inside me tells me that you're there. 587 00:49:43,016 --> 00:49:44,725 'Darling, I'll always be there. 588 00:49:44,850 --> 00:49:47,558 MAN #2: 'You will, darling. Promise you will. 589 00:49:47,683 --> 00:49:49,641 'Of course I will. 590 00:49:49,766 --> 00:49:53,183 'Although it's funny, lying here. 591 00:49:53,850 --> 00:49:57,266 'It makes one think of... well, all sorts of things.' 592 00:49:57,391 --> 00:50:00,641 Did you remember to get your pink dress from the cleaner's, love? 593 00:50:00,766 --> 00:50:04,141 - No, I forgot. - Oh, I don't know. 594 00:50:04,266 --> 00:50:07,808 You'll forget your head one of these days, you will, really. 595 00:50:07,933 --> 00:50:09,558 The man made me forget. 596 00:50:11,016 --> 00:50:12,350 What man? 597 00:50:13,183 --> 00:50:15,308 The man in the raincoat on the cemetery. 598 00:50:15,433 --> 00:50:17,725 - On the cemetery?! - On the cemetery? 599 00:50:17,850 --> 00:50:20,266 I thought I told you not to go there. What did he do? 600 00:50:20,933 --> 00:50:24,058 - Nothing. - What do you mean, nothing? 601 00:50:24,183 --> 00:50:26,558 He, he didn't touch you, did he? 602 00:50:26,683 --> 00:50:28,058 What do you mean? 603 00:50:29,683 --> 00:50:31,058 Did he...? 604 00:50:32,225 --> 00:50:33,558 Did he touch you? 605 00:50:34,475 --> 00:50:37,058 No. Well, not really. 606 00:50:37,183 --> 00:50:39,391 What do you mean? Did he touch you or didn't he? 607 00:50:39,516 --> 00:50:41,683 No, he didn't touch me. 608 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,766 But what did he do? Did he show you anything? 609 00:50:46,766 --> 00:50:48,266 What sort of thing? 610 00:50:48,391 --> 00:50:49,766 His... 611 00:50:51,016 --> 00:50:53,225 - Did he show you his legs? - Oh, yes. 612 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:55,516 - [PLATE CLATTERS] - MUM: Oh, my God. 613 00:50:56,266 --> 00:50:59,850 - I saw his legs, all right. - Tell me what happened. I'll kill him. 614 00:50:59,975 --> 00:51:03,308 Is he still there? Mum, tell Mr. Turnstall to go to the police station. 615 00:51:03,433 --> 00:51:05,475 - No, he's not there now. - Where is he, then? 616 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,808 - He ran away. - Ran away? 617 00:51:07,933 --> 00:51:10,600 - The brick nearly hit him. - Did you throw a brick? 618 00:51:10,725 --> 00:51:12,308 Oh, no. The boy did. 619 00:51:12,433 --> 00:51:16,058 The boy with the green ears and the ginger moustache with a spear in his head. 620 00:51:16,183 --> 00:51:18,725 Wearing frogman's flippers with a machine gun. 621 00:51:18,850 --> 00:51:21,683 This is no joke, my girl. You put the fear of God into me. 622 00:51:21,808 --> 00:51:26,225 It's a good job your father's not here. You'd get a bloody good hiding. 623 00:51:26,350 --> 00:51:28,975 You can go to your room. You're getting a bit to lippy! 624 00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:32,933 I should have had my mouth washed out with soap and water if I told fibs like that. 625 00:51:33,058 --> 00:51:34,808 Goodness knows I should! 626 00:51:35,975 --> 00:51:38,350 He's not got green ears at all, Gran. 627 00:51:38,475 --> 00:51:40,016 He's quite a nice boy, really. 628 00:51:40,141 --> 00:51:42,141 [CHATTER] 629 00:52:07,350 --> 00:52:09,725 Do you think I could sit next to you? 630 00:52:09,850 --> 00:52:12,683 Well, I don't know. My friend Maureen normally sits there. 631 00:52:12,808 --> 00:52:14,808 [LAUGHTER] 632 00:52:16,475 --> 00:52:18,475 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 633 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:22,058 Oh, lover boy! 634 00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:25,600 [LAUGHTER] 635 00:52:27,308 --> 00:52:28,933 Oi, go on! Move over! 636 00:52:29,058 --> 00:52:30,391 Shut up! 637 00:52:30,516 --> 00:52:31,975 I'm warning you, man. 638 00:52:39,475 --> 00:52:40,808 - Do you want some? - No. 639 00:52:40,933 --> 00:52:43,308 - ORNSHAW: No? - Iindistinct chatter] 640 00:52:47,891 --> 00:52:49,516 [RHODA GIGGLES] 641 00:52:52,350 --> 00:52:55,100 ♪ Da de da de da da dum ♪ 642 00:52:56,308 --> 00:52:59,141 ♪ Da de da de da da dum ♪ 643 00:52:59,266 --> 00:53:00,600 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 644 00:53:00,725 --> 00:53:04,100 ♪ Da de da de da da da de da de da da ♪ 645 00:53:04,225 --> 00:53:07,141 ♪ Da de da de da da dum ♪ 646 00:53:07,850 --> 00:53:09,891 ♪ Yes, I see you ♪ 647 00:53:10,016 --> 00:53:11,600 ♪ When you walk down the street ♪ 648 00:53:11,725 --> 00:53:14,100 ♪ And I'm thinking ♪ 649 00:53:14,225 --> 00:53:15,766 ♪ "Oh, I wish we could meet" ♪ 650 00:53:15,891 --> 00:53:19,891 ♪ Though I haven't made you look my way ♪ 651 00:53:20,016 --> 00:53:22,766 ♪ I'm working on it night and day ♪ 652 00:53:23,891 --> 00:53:27,808 ♪ Oh, I'd like to Take you out for a ride ♪ 653 00:53:27,933 --> 00:53:29,683 ♪ On my bike, you ♪ 654 00:53:29,808 --> 00:53:31,641 ♪ Yes, you fill me with pride ♪ 655 00:53:31,766 --> 00:53:35,933 ♪ Though our love is not yet here to stay ♪ 656 00:53:36,058 --> 00:53:38,891 ♪ I'm working on it night and day ♪ 657 00:53:39,766 --> 00:53:42,183 ♪ I bet you are thinking I'm just a shy guy ♪ 658 00:53:42,308 --> 00:53:43,933 A bad turnout. 659 00:53:44,058 --> 00:53:45,725 It gets worse every month. 660 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:50,683 Hey, look at Swailscroft. She thinks she knows it all. 661 00:53:51,975 --> 00:53:54,225 Go on, Tom. Dance with her. 662 00:53:54,350 --> 00:53:56,100 No, you won't get me out there, mate. 663 00:53:56,225 --> 00:53:57,766 HEADMASTER: Come on, Ornshaw. 664 00:53:57,891 --> 00:53:59,683 Sock it to me! 665 00:53:59,808 --> 00:54:03,391 I don't know how he's got the nerve. Look at him. A grown man. 666 00:54:03,516 --> 00:54:05,600 I wish I had a camera, the nit! 667 00:54:05,725 --> 00:54:08,225 Why doesn't he stick to belting the life out of us all? 668 00:54:08,766 --> 00:54:11,100 All this trendy rigmarole makes me sick. 669 00:54:11,225 --> 00:54:13,225 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 670 00:54:14,516 --> 00:54:18,100 Do you fancy an orange drink? There's not many people round the counter now. 671 00:54:18,225 --> 00:54:22,058 Yeah, well, there's not many people here, is there? We'd be better off up west. 672 00:54:22,183 --> 00:54:25,308 He'll be whacking us next, singing "Hey Jude" at the same time! 673 00:54:25,433 --> 00:54:26,850 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 674 00:54:26,975 --> 00:54:28,850 ♪ I'm working on it night and day ♪ 675 00:54:28,975 --> 00:54:33,100 ORNSHAW: You don't know where you stand. Either they're headmasters or they're not. 676 00:54:33,225 --> 00:54:36,725 Why are they trying to be our friends? I don't want him to be my friend. 677 00:54:36,850 --> 00:54:38,183 I've got to dance with her. 678 00:54:39,683 --> 00:54:41,600 You're mad! What do you wanna do that for? 679 00:54:41,725 --> 00:54:45,350 She'll only say, "Buzz off" or something. She's a bit stuck up, that one. 680 00:54:45,475 --> 00:54:47,475 Now, all this girl nonsense is rubbish. 681 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,266 Girls are a load of snotty-nosed little so-and-sos. 682 00:54:50,391 --> 00:54:53,266 ♪ Da de da de da da dum ♪ 683 00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:54,766 ♪ Yeah, da de... ♪ 684 00:54:54,891 --> 00:54:58,516 Look, if I dance with her, will you dance with her friend? 685 00:54:58,641 --> 00:55:01,141 Come off it! You gotta be joking! 686 00:55:01,266 --> 00:55:02,891 Come on. Just this once. 687 00:55:03,016 --> 00:55:04,641 Who's scared, then? 688 00:55:04,766 --> 00:55:06,183 [JEERING] 689 00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:09,183 Look. It looks as though she's wet herself. 690 00:55:09,308 --> 00:55:11,350 Come on! Don't be scared! 691 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,725 - Go on. - All right, all right. All right. 692 00:55:13,850 --> 00:55:15,183 Ready? 693 00:55:24,808 --> 00:55:27,225 My friend and I were wondering if you would like... 694 00:55:27,350 --> 00:55:28,766 Come on, do you wanna dance? 695 00:55:28,891 --> 00:55:30,891 [GIRLS GIGGLE] 696 00:55:32,183 --> 00:55:33,725 Would you like to dance? 697 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,391 Come on, do you wanna bloody dance?! 698 00:55:38,516 --> 00:55:40,516 [LAUGHTER] 699 00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,641 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 700 00:56:00,891 --> 00:56:04,058 I don't think I want to dance with you. You don't dance very well. 701 00:56:04,183 --> 00:56:06,100 What do you mean I don't dance very well? 702 00:56:06,225 --> 00:56:07,683 You dance stupid! 703 00:56:12,391 --> 00:56:14,475 You big fat fool! 704 00:56:15,058 --> 00:56:16,808 ♪ I thought you were real ♪ 705 00:56:16,933 --> 00:56:20,725 ♪ I'll be calling all my loving out for you ♪ 706 00:56:20,850 --> 00:56:25,016 ♪ Though I haven't made you look my way ♪ 707 00:56:25,141 --> 00:56:27,975 ♪ I'm working on it night and day ♪ 708 00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:31,641 ♪ Darling, working on it night and day ♪ 709 00:56:31,766 --> 00:56:33,100 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 710 00:56:33,225 --> 00:56:35,725 ♪ Da de da de da da dum ♪ 711 00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:37,183 ♪ One more time ♪ 712 00:56:37,308 --> 00:56:38,891 ♪ Da de da de da da dum ♪ 713 00:56:39,016 --> 00:56:41,016 [CHATTER] 714 00:56:41,141 --> 00:56:43,100 ORNSHAW: Let's see it work, then. 715 00:56:47,641 --> 00:56:49,975 It's a load of rubbish! It'll never work! 716 00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:53,141 - Look at it! - It's useless! 717 00:56:53,266 --> 00:56:54,891 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 718 00:56:55,475 --> 00:56:57,766 - Yeah, I know. A big bomb. - Start the other one. 719 00:56:57,891 --> 00:57:00,183 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 720 00:57:00,308 --> 00:57:01,766 It'll never work, mate. 721 00:57:01,891 --> 00:57:03,516 Ugh! Ugh! 722 00:57:05,475 --> 00:57:08,141 [LAUGHS] Lads, come on! 723 00:57:08,266 --> 00:57:09,808 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 724 00:57:09,933 --> 00:57:11,516 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 725 00:57:11,641 --> 00:57:13,475 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 726 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,225 ♪ And so say all of us! ♪ 727 00:57:57,433 --> 00:57:59,808 MUM: Melody, your tea's ready. 728 00:57:59,933 --> 00:58:01,266 [WHISPERS] Blimey. 729 00:58:08,100 --> 00:58:10,516 MUM: Hurry up, love. Your kipper'll get cold. 730 00:58:12,225 --> 00:58:13,558 [STARTING PISTOL FIRES] 731 00:58:13,683 --> 00:58:15,683 [CHEERING] 732 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,600 [CHATTER] 733 00:58:30,225 --> 00:58:32,725 [LAUGHTER] 734 00:58:37,683 --> 00:58:39,558 I'm in the 440 yards. 735 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:41,183 I can't understand why. 736 00:58:41,308 --> 00:58:43,433 Never ran more than 100 yards in my life. 737 00:58:43,558 --> 00:58:46,516 I shouldn't have forged old Jenkins' signature on my card. 738 00:58:47,433 --> 00:58:50,100 Well, I'm in the 220. Wish I wasn't. 739 00:58:50,975 --> 00:58:53,641 I'd rather be in the long jump. Then no one can see you. 740 00:58:54,225 --> 00:58:55,850 Make a fool of yourself in private. 741 00:58:55,975 --> 00:58:58,475 Yeah, but that's not what it's all about, is it? 742 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:03,350 You can't have people raving about winners if there's no berks like you and me 743 00:59:03,475 --> 00:59:06,391 running around making fools of ourselves, coming last. 744 00:59:06,516 --> 00:59:09,766 I mean, some people are winners and some people are losers. 745 00:59:09,891 --> 00:59:11,891 Who says who's gonna be what? 746 00:59:12,016 --> 00:59:15,016 Well, don't ask me. That's all clone before we get on this Earth. 747 00:59:15,141 --> 00:59:17,391 I mean, it's Him up there. 748 00:59:17,516 --> 00:59:21,308 He says, er, "You're gonna be red hot at the triple jump, 749 00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:24,058 "and you, you're gonna be bloody useless." 750 00:59:24,183 --> 00:59:26,600 I mean, who landed me with her? 751 00:59:27,308 --> 00:59:28,975 ORNSHAW: Oh... 752 00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:31,558 Well... it's Him up there, innit? 753 00:59:31,683 --> 00:59:34,850 Once He's got it in for you, you're right up the pictures. 754 00:59:37,433 --> 00:59:40,725 I don't know what you're worried about. You haven't got it that bad. 755 00:59:41,725 --> 00:59:43,308 Why haven't I? 756 00:59:43,433 --> 00:59:46,808 Well, take, for instance, there's your painting. You're good at that. 757 00:59:46,933 --> 00:59:50,641 There's your model-making. You're good at that. Your stamp-collecting. 758 00:59:50,766 --> 00:59:54,100 Think of all the kids who'd like to have a stamp collection like yours. 759 00:59:55,350 --> 00:59:57,516 That's just the trouble. 760 00:59:57,641 --> 00:59:59,475 I don't like stamps any more. 761 01:00:01,516 --> 01:00:05,266 Don't worry. We'll have the last laugh of this lot, and Him up there. 762 01:00:05,391 --> 01:00:09,516 We'll jack this school lark in, give old Dicks over there the old "V" sign 763 01:00:09,641 --> 01:00:11,808 and shoot off and do whatever we wanna do. 764 01:00:11,933 --> 01:00:15,391 You mark my words. It'll happen before you can say, "Jack Robinson." 765 01:00:16,225 --> 01:00:18,225 ["TO LOVE SOMEBODY" BY THE BEE GEES PLAYING] 766 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,600 [CHEERING] 767 01:00:26,433 --> 01:00:28,475 ♪ There's a light ♪ 768 01:00:30,433 --> 01:00:32,475 ♪ A certain kind of light ♪ 769 01:00:33,725 --> 01:00:36,308 ♪ That never shone on me ♪ 770 01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:41,641 ♪ I want my life to be ♪ 771 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,558 ♪ Lived with you ♪ 772 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,641 ♪ Lived with you ♪ 773 01:00:48,516 --> 01:00:50,308 ♪ There's a way ♪ 774 01:00:52,016 --> 01:00:54,016 ♪ Everybody say ♪ 775 01:00:55,141 --> 01:00:57,933 ♪ To do each and every little thing ♪ 776 01:01:00,266 --> 01:01:02,141 ♪ But what does it bring ♪ 777 01:01:03,391 --> 01:01:05,933 ♪ If I ain't got you? ♪ 778 01:01:06,058 --> 01:01:07,725 ♪ Ain't got? ♪ 779 01:01:07,850 --> 01:01:13,683 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like ♪ 780 01:01:13,808 --> 01:01:17,558 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like ♪ 781 01:01:18,725 --> 01:01:20,475 ♪ To love somebody ♪ 782 01:01:21,350 --> 01:01:23,641 ♪ To love somebody ♪ 783 01:01:23,766 --> 01:01:26,183 ♪ The way I love you ♪ 784 01:01:38,433 --> 01:01:40,350 ♪ In my brain ♪ 785 01:01:41,308 --> 01:01:43,933 ♪ I see your face again ♪ 786 01:01:45,016 --> 01:01:47,475 ♪ I know my frame of mind ♪ 787 01:01:50,183 --> 01:01:52,766 ♪ You ain't got to be so blind ♪ 788 01:01:54,141 --> 01:01:56,183 ♪ And I'm blind ♪ 789 01:01:56,308 --> 01:01:59,808 ♪ So, so, so blind ♪ 790 01:01:59,933 --> 01:02:01,558 ♪ I'm a man ♪ 791 01:02:02,933 --> 01:02:04,808 ♪ Can't you see what I am? ♪ 792 01:02:06,308 --> 01:02:09,058 ♪ I live and I breathe for you ♪ 793 01:02:11,475 --> 01:02:14,141 ♪ But what good does it do ♪ 794 01:02:14,725 --> 01:02:17,475 ♪ If I ain't got you ♪ 795 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,266 ♪ Ain't got? ♪ 796 01:02:19,391 --> 01:02:24,850 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like ♪ 797 01:02:24,975 --> 01:02:28,600 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like ♪ 798 01:02:29,725 --> 01:02:31,766 ♪ To love somebody ♪ 799 01:02:32,433 --> 01:02:34,558 ♪ To love somebody ♪ 800 01:02:35,141 --> 01:02:37,475 ♪ The way I love you ♪ 801 01:02:38,641 --> 01:02:44,558 ♪ Oh, you don't know what it's like ♪ 802 01:02:45,558 --> 01:02:50,183 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like ♪ 803 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:52,516 ♪ To love somebody ♪ 804 01:02:52,641 --> 01:02:55,266 ♪ To love somebody ♪ 805 01:02:56,058 --> 01:02:57,975 ♪ The way I love you ♪ 806 01:02:59,308 --> 01:03:01,183 ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ 807 01:03:01,308 --> 01:03:04,766 ♪ You don't know what it's like ♪ 808 01:03:04,891 --> 01:03:07,725 ♪ You don't know what it's like... ♪ 809 01:03:10,016 --> 01:03:12,016 [CHATTER] 810 01:03:16,433 --> 01:03:21,016 Right, open your Young Latin Scholar Book One with the grey cover. 811 01:03:21,141 --> 01:03:26,016 Page 27, the section I asked you to prepare. 812 01:03:26,141 --> 01:03:27,808 "Around the Forum." 813 01:03:29,183 --> 01:03:33,350 Right, Latimer, read and translate, please. 814 01:03:33,475 --> 01:03:34,808 Er... 815 01:03:36,058 --> 01:03:38,725 - [ORNSHAW COUGHS] - Erm... 816 01:03:40,683 --> 01:03:43,558 Come on, Latimer. It is prepared homework. 817 01:03:43,683 --> 01:03:45,141 Erm... 818 01:03:46,183 --> 01:03:51,808 Huius est... civ-it-is 819 01:03:51,933 --> 01:03:55,641 longe... ampliss... ima. 820 01:03:56,475 --> 01:03:58,433 Amplissima, Latimer. 821 01:03:58,558 --> 01:04:01,475 "Eee ma" not "eye ma". 822 01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:06,016 Amplissima actoritas. 823 01:04:07,141 --> 01:04:09,766 Not "asss", Latimer. "Ah-ss". 824 01:04:09,891 --> 01:04:11,225 [LAUGHTER] 825 01:04:11,350 --> 01:04:13,100 You should be able to pronounce that. 826 01:04:13,891 --> 01:04:16,975 Right, Latimer. Translate, please. 827 01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:18,850 Er... 828 01:04:19,516 --> 01:04:20,891 Erm... 829 01:04:21,016 --> 01:04:23,808 Come on, Latimer. It should be prepared homework. 830 01:04:23,933 --> 01:04:25,933 I'm afraid I haven't done it, sir. 831 01:04:26,933 --> 01:04:31,266 - Take two, Latimer. Bursary 3.30. - [BOY #12 BARKS] 832 01:04:31,391 --> 01:04:33,725 Translate, Ornshaw. 833 01:04:33,850 --> 01:04:35,516 [SNIGGERING] 834 01:04:37,683 --> 01:04:39,475 Right, sir, erm... 835 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,016 [SNIFFLES] Got a bit of a cold, sir. 836 01:04:43,475 --> 01:04:44,808 Erm... 837 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,391 Right. Er... 838 01:04:48,683 --> 01:04:50,016 Er... 839 01:04:50,141 --> 01:04:51,975 Erm... 840 01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,891 Take two, Ornshaw. 841 01:04:54,016 --> 01:04:56,391 Bursary 3.30. 842 01:04:56,516 --> 01:04:58,308 Translate, Fensham. 843 01:05:01,766 --> 01:05:03,183 The, erm... 844 01:05:04,891 --> 01:05:06,225 All right, then. 845 01:05:06,933 --> 01:05:08,516 Don't worry about it. 846 01:05:08,641 --> 01:05:10,433 Stick with me, you'll be OK. 847 01:05:16,308 --> 01:05:17,933 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 848 01:05:18,850 --> 01:05:20,891 - Come on. - No! 849 01:05:23,558 --> 01:05:25,058 Venite. 850 01:05:29,975 --> 01:05:31,391 [DOOR CLOSES] 851 01:05:32,475 --> 01:05:34,183 Ornshaw and Latimer. 852 01:05:34,975 --> 01:05:36,433 Come in, gentlemen. 853 01:05:38,350 --> 01:05:41,016 Right, Romulus and Remus, stand over there. 854 01:05:46,641 --> 01:05:49,058 Stand up, Ornshaw, lad. Stand up. 855 01:05:49,183 --> 01:05:51,266 And vacate your mouth. 856 01:06:04,058 --> 01:06:06,183 Now, why are you here, Ornshaw? 857 01:06:06,308 --> 01:06:08,183 Because you invited me, sir. 858 01:06:08,308 --> 01:06:11,475 [CHUCKLES] And why did I invite you, Ornshaw? 859 01:06:12,183 --> 01:06:14,391 Because I couldn't translate the Latin, sir. 860 01:06:15,933 --> 01:06:19,058 Why, Ornshaw? Why? 861 01:06:19,183 --> 01:06:22,808 Because it's a bloody silly out-of-date language do you mean, sir? 862 01:06:23,475 --> 01:06:25,225 Two was it, Ornshaw? 863 01:06:25,350 --> 01:06:26,850 I think we make it four. 864 01:06:27,975 --> 01:06:31,683 And why do you think it's a silly out-of-date language, Ornshaw? 865 01:06:32,141 --> 01:06:36,641 Because I couldn't speak to a dead Roman even if I knew the bloody lingo, sir. 866 01:06:36,766 --> 01:06:39,183 Now, do not vex me, Ornshaw. Do not vex me, lad. 867 01:06:39,975 --> 01:06:43,391 I think we make that a nice round sex benissimo. 868 01:06:43,516 --> 01:06:45,058 That's "six of the best" in Latin. 869 01:06:47,516 --> 01:06:49,683 Game, set and match to me, I think. 870 01:06:53,433 --> 01:06:57,725 Julius Caesar here is going to be very displeased with you, Ornshaw. 871 01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:01,933 Bend over, please. 872 01:07:04,058 --> 01:07:05,433 Ooh! 873 01:07:06,808 --> 01:07:08,141 [GASPS] 874 01:07:08,266 --> 01:07:12,141 Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! 875 01:07:16,975 --> 01:07:18,850 All right, next one, please, Latimer. 876 01:07:19,850 --> 01:07:21,391 Satchel off, boy. 877 01:07:38,308 --> 01:07:39,641 Ah! 878 01:07:49,475 --> 01:07:51,850 ORNSHAW: Going to orchestra practice? 879 01:07:55,933 --> 01:07:57,725 You waiting for old Dicks, are you? 880 01:08:00,891 --> 01:08:02,391 Well, you'll be late home. 881 01:08:02,516 --> 01:08:05,641 Why don't you shoot off now? There's no point in hanging around. 882 01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,850 Is old Swailscroft waiting for you, is she? 883 01:08:08,975 --> 01:08:11,975 Well, she'll be gone now. Why don't you pop along? 884 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:15,558 I don't know why you're hanging around here. Honest, I don't. 885 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:25,058 I told you it'd be easy, didn't I? 886 01:08:25,183 --> 01:08:27,183 [SOBS] 887 01:08:36,808 --> 01:08:38,725 Come on, Danny. Don't let her see you cry. 888 01:08:40,058 --> 01:08:42,933 I don't know what she's hanging about for. Do you? 889 01:08:43,058 --> 01:08:46,808 I told her to hop it, but she keeps on hanging about. Tell her to buzz off. 890 01:08:46,933 --> 01:08:49,683 Give us that. He's a scream old Dicks, isn't he? 891 01:08:49,808 --> 01:08:52,600 His little Julius Caesar! [CHUCKLES] 892 01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:57,725 You can buzz of now, love. 893 01:08:57,850 --> 01:08:59,933 You know, ta-ta, toodle-oo. 894 01:09:00,641 --> 01:09:02,225 I thought we'd go to the bomb site. 895 01:09:02,350 --> 01:09:05,725 Old Dadds has got the most incredible bomb you've ever seen in your life. 896 01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,683 He's got a... 897 01:09:15,266 --> 01:09:18,141 He's got a Coca-Cola bottle and he soaked it in... 898 01:09:18,266 --> 01:09:20,266 He got some socks and soaked it in petrol. 899 01:09:20,391 --> 01:09:23,600 And he got some phosphorus, what he nicked from the lab. What...? 900 01:09:24,558 --> 01:09:28,266 After that I thought we'd shoot down the arcade. I've got millions of pennies. 901 01:09:28,391 --> 01:09:32,391 Er, we could go on the tank-firing range, or, or... 902 01:09:33,183 --> 01:09:37,183 Or, erm, the fruit machines, Danny. You like the fruit machines. 903 01:09:37,308 --> 01:09:39,725 Or, erm... The football game. 904 01:09:39,850 --> 01:09:41,558 You know you like having a go on that. 905 01:09:42,183 --> 01:09:45,933 Erm, we could go to the Odeon and see that picture we was talking about. 906 01:09:46,058 --> 01:09:48,850 Or go to the zoo, museums, anywhere. 907 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,225 Danny! Danny! 908 01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:54,641 Danny! 909 01:10:02,766 --> 01:10:04,266 Danny! 910 01:10:09,350 --> 01:10:11,350 ["FIRST OF MAY" BY THE BEE GEES PLAYING] 911 01:10:24,433 --> 01:10:26,683 ♪ When I was small ♪ 912 01:10:26,808 --> 01:10:30,058 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall ♪ 913 01:10:32,183 --> 01:10:36,725 ♪ We used to love while others used to play ♪ 914 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:42,141 ♪ Don't ask me why ♪ 915 01:10:42,266 --> 01:10:45,100 ♪ But time has passed us by ♪ 916 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:52,100 ♪ Someone else moved in from far away ♪ 917 01:10:55,016 --> 01:10:57,516 ♪ Now we are tall ♪ 918 01:10:57,641 --> 01:11:01,225 ♪ And Christmas trees are small ♪ 919 01:11:02,141 --> 01:11:08,475 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day ♪ 920 01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:12,683 ♪ But you and I ♪ 921 01:11:12,808 --> 01:11:16,100 ♪ Our love will never die ♪ 922 01:11:17,725 --> 01:11:20,433 ♪ But guess we'll cry ♪ 923 01:11:20,558 --> 01:11:23,808 ♪ Come first of May ♪ 924 01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:32,433 ♪ The apple tree that grew for you and me ♪ 925 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:38,558 ♪ I watched the apples falling one by one ♪ 926 01:11:39,766 --> 01:11:43,516 ♪ And I recall ♪ 927 01:11:43,641 --> 01:11:46,600 ♪ The moment of them all ♪ 928 01:11:48,766 --> 01:11:53,766 ♪ The day I kissed your cheek and you were mine ♪ 929 01:11:56,433 --> 01:11:58,808 ♪ Now we are tall ♪ 930 01:11:58,933 --> 01:12:02,183 ♪ And Christmas trees are small ♪ 931 01:12:03,433 --> 01:12:09,183 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day ♪ 932 01:12:10,433 --> 01:12:13,100 ♪ But you and I ♪ 933 01:12:13,225 --> 01:12:16,766 ♪ I Our love will never die ♪ 934 01:12:18,058 --> 01:12:20,725 ♪ But guess we'll cry ♪ 935 01:12:20,850 --> 01:12:23,808 ♪ Come first of May ♪ 936 01:12:26,475 --> 01:12:28,183 ♪ When I was small ♪ 937 01:12:29,766 --> 01:12:32,433 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall ♪ 938 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:39,600 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do ♪ 939 01:12:42,766 --> 01:12:45,391 ♪ Don't ask me why ♪ 940 01:12:46,183 --> 01:12:49,141 ♪ But time has passed us by ♪ 941 01:12:50,308 --> 01:12:55,100 ♪ Someone else moved in from far away ♪ 942 01:12:56,641 --> 01:12:58,058 [BIRDS CHIRP] 943 01:12:58,183 --> 01:13:00,183 - May I have my bag, please? - Yeah. 944 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:13,725 My friend Muriel, you know the big one. 945 01:13:13,850 --> 01:13:17,558 Well, she says that you've been going around telling people that you love me. 946 01:13:19,891 --> 01:13:24,100 I don't mind it. It's just that, well, people laugh at you, don't they? 947 01:13:25,516 --> 01:13:28,850 And, well, if you have to tell someone, why not tell me? 948 01:13:31,391 --> 01:13:33,391 I'm always the last to know. 949 01:13:51,766 --> 01:13:53,141 Nice here, isn't it? 950 01:13:53,266 --> 01:13:54,600 Yeah. 951 01:13:55,225 --> 01:13:58,475 My mum doesn't like me coming here, but I'm not frightened, are you? 952 01:13:58,600 --> 01:13:59,933 No. 953 01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:07,391 That gravestone there... 954 01:14:08,891 --> 01:14:11,433 "Here lies my beloved and beautiful Ella Jane. 955 01:14:12,016 --> 01:14:14,141 "Wife and lifelong friend. 956 01:14:14,266 --> 01:14:16,266 "Thank you for 50 years of happiness. 957 01:14:16,391 --> 01:14:19,225 "Laid to rest July 7th, 1893. 958 01:14:20,391 --> 01:14:26,266 "Henry James McDevitt. Gone to join his Ella Jane, September the 11th, 1893." 959 01:14:28,683 --> 01:14:31,350 He only lasted two months after she died. 960 01:14:32,308 --> 01:14:34,683 He must have loved her very much. 961 01:14:36,433 --> 01:14:39,683 50 years' happiness. How long's 50 years? 962 01:14:41,183 --> 01:14:45,600 Erm... 150 school terms, not including holidays. 963 01:14:46,558 --> 01:14:47,891 Will you love me that long? 964 01:14:51,225 --> 01:14:52,725 I don't think you will. 965 01:14:53,350 --> 01:14:57,058 Of course. I've loved you a whole week already, haven't I? 966 01:14:57,725 --> 01:14:59,683 ["COME FIRST OF MAY" BY THE BEE GEES PLAYING] 967 01:15:00,225 --> 01:15:05,433 ♪ The apple tree that grew for you and me ♪ 968 01:15:07,266 --> 01:15:12,100 ♪ I watched the apples falling one by one ♪ 969 01:15:13,266 --> 01:15:16,266 ♪ And I recall ♪ 970 01:15:17,183 --> 01:15:20,058 ♪ The moment of them all ♪ 971 01:15:22,183 --> 01:15:24,933 ♪ The day I kissed your cheek ♪ 972 01:15:25,058 --> 01:15:27,266 ♪ And you were mine ♪ 973 01:15:29,725 --> 01:15:32,100 ♪ Now we are tall ♪ 974 01:15:32,225 --> 01:15:35,433 ♪ And Christmas trees are small ♪ 975 01:15:36,725 --> 01:15:42,350 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day ♪ 976 01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:46,141 ♪ But you and I ♪ 977 01:15:46,266 --> 01:15:49,766 ♪ Our love will never die ♪ 978 01:15:50,975 --> 01:15:53,766 ♪ But guess we'll cry ♪ 979 01:15:53,891 --> 01:15:56,850 ♪ Come first of May ♪ 980 01:15:59,266 --> 01:16:01,016 ♪ When I was small ♪ 981 01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:05,016 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall ♪ 982 01:16:06,808 --> 01:16:11,350 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do ♪ 983 01:16:11,475 --> 01:16:13,266 He's come to tea. 984 01:16:15,433 --> 01:16:16,850 [PLATE CLATTERS] 985 01:16:19,433 --> 01:16:20,975 His name's Daniel. 986 01:16:23,225 --> 01:16:24,683 Pleased to meet you, Daniel. 987 01:16:25,725 --> 01:16:29,225 I suppose I've got enough tea. I brought extra cos your dad's home. 988 01:16:29,975 --> 01:16:31,350 He's out on bail. 989 01:16:33,475 --> 01:16:35,850 SNICKERS: I'll take your satchel for you. 990 01:16:35,975 --> 01:16:37,975 Oh, thanks. Here. 991 01:16:38,766 --> 01:16:40,100 Thank you. 992 01:16:48,641 --> 01:16:51,058 Hello, Melody, love! [CHUCKLES] 993 01:16:52,183 --> 01:16:54,391 Mwah. How've ya been? 994 01:16:54,516 --> 01:16:55,933 All right, thank you. 995 01:16:57,183 --> 01:17:00,141 Who's this? - A mate from school, aren't you, dear? 996 01:17:02,433 --> 01:17:04,266 Aren't you coming in, then, love? 997 01:17:05,725 --> 01:17:07,100 Come on. Up to the table. 998 01:17:16,975 --> 01:17:18,600 He's not simple, is he? 999 01:17:18,725 --> 01:17:20,516 No. 1000 01:17:37,891 --> 01:17:39,266 Hm. 1001 01:17:40,266 --> 01:17:41,683 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 1002 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,391 Nice bit of ham, Flo. 1003 01:17:44,516 --> 01:17:45,975 Not bad, is it? 1004 01:17:47,141 --> 01:17:49,433 Are you in the, er, the Boy Scouts, Donald? 1005 01:17:49,558 --> 01:17:51,558 - Daniel. - Er, Daniel? 1006 01:17:51,683 --> 01:17:53,308 - No, the BB. - FATHER: Ah. 1007 01:17:54,558 --> 01:17:56,808 I was in the Boy Scouts. I was really. 1008 01:17:58,016 --> 01:17:59,391 Marvellous it was. 1009 01:18:00,350 --> 01:18:03,850 All those steaming-hot cups of cocoa. Suet pudding. 1010 01:18:03,975 --> 01:18:05,600 Singsongs round the campfire. 1011 01:18:05,725 --> 01:18:08,058 ♪ Oh, we're riding along on the crest of a wave ♪ 1012 01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:09,516 ♪ And the sun... ♪ [CHUCKLES] 1013 01:18:14,766 --> 01:18:17,516 Oh, cor, some of the things we used to get up to. Oh, dear me. 1014 01:18:17,641 --> 01:18:19,100 [CHUCKLES] 1015 01:18:19,225 --> 01:18:23,141 When the new boy arrived we used to mix some bootblack and toothpaste 1016 01:18:23,266 --> 01:18:24,766 and spread it all over... 1017 01:18:24,891 --> 01:18:26,641 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 1018 01:18:26,766 --> 01:18:28,308 Reg, do you mind? We're eating. 1019 01:18:32,391 --> 01:18:35,558 GRANDMA: I always think ham is nicest straight off the bone. 1020 01:18:35,683 --> 01:18:37,100 Always is. 1021 01:18:39,183 --> 01:18:41,683 - Go to the pictures much, do you, David? - Daniel. 1022 01:18:41,808 --> 01:18:43,350 Daniel? 1023 01:18:43,475 --> 01:18:44,975 Er, yes. Quite a bit. 1024 01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:48,183 Hm. When I think of the pictures I always remember my father. 1025 01:18:48,308 --> 01:18:50,975 When I used to ask him for sixpence for the pictures, 1026 01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:53,100 he'd say, "There's pictures on the wall." 1027 01:18:53,225 --> 01:18:55,600 "I wanna see the moving pictures," I used to say. 1028 01:18:55,725 --> 01:18:59,266 "I'll make them bloody move," and threw his boot at the wall. [GUFFAWS] 1029 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,141 Oh, dear me. [CHUCKLES] 1030 01:19:04,850 --> 01:19:08,975 My Ernie always used to say that moving pictures ruins your eye sight. 1031 01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:10,975 Would you like some fish paste, Daniel? 1032 01:19:11,100 --> 01:19:13,391 "The continual flickering," he used to say, 1033 01:19:13,516 --> 01:19:15,766 "puts your eyeballs off centre." 1034 01:19:15,891 --> 01:19:18,183 That reminds me of my uncle Roger. [CHUCKLES] 1035 01:19:18,891 --> 01:19:22,391 He was deaf ever since a bomb hit Burwell Street during the war. 1036 01:19:22,516 --> 01:19:26,350 Recently, he read this ad in the paper about redressing the balance of the ear, 1037 01:19:26,475 --> 01:19:28,683 so he tried it and it worked. 1038 01:19:28,808 --> 01:19:30,683 So, erm, he was overjoyed. 1039 01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:33,058 Oh, yeah. He'd been deaf for 20 years. 1040 01:19:33,183 --> 01:19:36,100 Anyway, they had a bit of a celebration, you know, 1041 01:19:36,225 --> 01:19:40,141 and he was opening a bottle of champagne, the cork flew out, knocked his eye out. 1042 01:19:40,266 --> 01:19:41,975 [CHUCKLES] Knocked his eye out. 1043 01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:47,183 Life can be very cruel like that. 1044 01:19:54,808 --> 01:19:56,183 [CHATTER] 1045 01:19:56,308 --> 01:19:58,558 MALE TEACHER: Quiet. Quiet! 1046 01:19:58,683 --> 01:20:00,266 [CHATTER STOPS] 1047 01:20:00,391 --> 01:20:04,016 - [SIGHS] Abrahams. - BOY #13: Here. 1048 01:20:04,141 --> 01:20:05,516 - Boone. - GIRL #3: Here. 1049 01:20:05,641 --> 01:20:07,516 - Gates. - BOY #14: Yes, miss. 1050 01:20:07,641 --> 01:20:09,141 - Gresham. - BOY #15: Yes, miss. 1051 01:20:09,266 --> 01:20:10,975 - Hopgood. - Miss. 1052 01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:12,850 - Ingledon. - BOY #16: Yes, miss. 1053 01:20:12,975 --> 01:20:14,891 - FELLOWS: Livingstone? - BOY #17: Yeah. 1054 01:20:15,016 --> 01:20:16,933 Latimer. 1055 01:20:18,058 --> 01:20:21,100 Latimer? Daniel Latimer? 1056 01:20:22,808 --> 01:20:24,266 - Losey. - BOY #18: Sir. 1057 01:20:24,391 --> 01:20:26,225 - FAIRFAX: Peters. - BOY #19: Yes, miss. 1058 01:20:26,350 --> 01:20:27,641 Perkins. 1059 01:20:30,808 --> 01:20:33,766 Perkins? Not in today. 1060 01:20:34,433 --> 01:20:35,933 Rogers. 1061 01:20:36,058 --> 01:20:38,058 ["GIVE YOUR BEST" BY THE BEE GEES PLAYING] 1062 01:20:40,891 --> 01:20:43,141 I I'm just a clown 1063 01:20:43,266 --> 01:20:45,933 ♪ That used to run around ♪ 1064 01:20:47,266 --> 01:20:51,433 ♪ I used to have a million friends ♪ 1065 01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:58,391 ♪ sed to start where everybody ends ♪ 1066 01:20:58,516 --> 01:21:03,641 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends ♪ 1067 01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:08,558 ♪ I've done my shows ♪ 1068 01:21:08,683 --> 01:21:11,641 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1069 01:21:12,433 --> 01:21:16,100 ♪ I nearly sold all my clothes ♪ 1070 01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:20,891 ♪ One man can give ♪ 1071 01:21:21,016 --> 01:21:23,475 ♪ Another has to lend ♪ 1072 01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:27,975 ♪ So I just give my best to my friends ♪ 1073 01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,933 ♪ And so you should ♪ 1074 01:21:31,141 --> 01:21:36,225 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right ♪ 1075 01:21:37,475 --> 01:21:42,516 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night ♪ 1076 01:21:43,558 --> 01:21:45,516 ♪ You've had your peace ♪ 1077 01:21:45,641 --> 01:21:48,808 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight ♪ 1078 01:21:49,891 --> 01:21:54,016 ♪ Just give your best to your friends ♪ 1079 01:21:56,225 --> 01:21:58,683 ♪ I'm just a clown ♪ 1080 01:21:58,808 --> 01:22:00,975 ♪ That used to run around ♪ 1081 01:22:02,516 --> 01:22:07,308 ♪ I used to have a million friends ♪ 1082 01:22:08,933 --> 01:22:13,808 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends ♪ 1083 01:22:13,933 --> 01:22:19,016 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends ♪ 1084 01:22:21,475 --> 01:22:26,558 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right ♪ 1085 01:22:27,725 --> 01:22:33,016 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night ♪ 1086 01:22:33,891 --> 01:22:35,766 ♪ You've had your peace ♪ 1087 01:22:35,891 --> 01:22:39,058 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight ♪ 1088 01:22:40,058 --> 01:22:43,558 ♪ Just give your best to your friends ♪ 1089 01:22:46,058 --> 01:22:48,058 [APPLAUSE] 1090 01:23:00,558 --> 01:23:02,183 [SEAGULLS SQUAWK] 1091 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,808 I should be doing English with Miss Fairfax by now. 1092 01:23:06,933 --> 01:23:10,266 - What should you be doing? - Erm... dunno. 1093 01:23:10,391 --> 01:23:13,350 - Geography I think. - I quite like geography. 1094 01:23:14,475 --> 01:23:15,850 So do I. 1095 01:23:18,891 --> 01:23:20,350 Melody? 1096 01:23:21,141 --> 01:23:23,891 - Yeah? - Do you like new maths? 1097 01:23:24,016 --> 01:23:26,141 They're OK. 1098 01:23:26,266 --> 01:23:28,141 I think I like history best. 1099 01:23:28,266 --> 01:23:29,891 Eugh! [CHUCKLES] 1100 01:23:31,391 --> 01:23:35,225 Well, sometimes I like it, but mostly I hate it. 1101 01:23:38,725 --> 01:23:40,725 [WAVES CRASH, SEAGULLS SQUAWK] 1102 01:23:47,683 --> 01:23:49,433 My dad doesn't like the seaside. 1103 01:23:49,558 --> 01:23:52,266 He says he gets the sand in his ears or something. 1104 01:23:53,308 --> 01:23:55,975 Whenever we go to the seaside Dad always stays at home. 1105 01:23:56,100 --> 01:23:57,516 In the pubs mostly. 1106 01:23:59,725 --> 01:24:01,266 We always travel together. 1107 01:24:02,225 --> 01:24:04,600 We don't get out of the car, though, really. 1108 01:24:04,725 --> 01:24:07,350 [CHUCKLES] They generally have a row on the way down. 1109 01:24:07,475 --> 01:24:10,141 And don't speak to each other until we get back home. 1110 01:24:19,016 --> 01:24:21,558 Hey, Melody, look what I've got! 1111 01:24:21,683 --> 01:24:23,766 - That's good! - See? 1112 01:24:23,891 --> 01:24:25,308 [MELODY CHUCKLES] 1113 01:24:32,808 --> 01:24:34,433 Shall we get married? 1114 01:24:36,808 --> 01:24:38,391 One day, perhaps. 1115 01:24:40,933 --> 01:24:43,225 Why does the water always seep away? 1116 01:24:44,683 --> 01:24:46,766 How old do you have to be, you reckon? 1117 01:24:46,891 --> 01:24:49,808 Perhaps if we put the stones in first, then maybe it'll stay. 1118 01:24:50,725 --> 01:24:52,975 I don't know. As old as our parents I suppose. 1119 01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:56,350 If we wait that long, we might be old miseries. 1120 01:24:56,475 --> 01:24:58,891 Most old people I know are old miseries. 1121 01:24:59,016 --> 01:25:02,891 I honestly don't know. When you're older you're supposed to know it all. 1122 01:25:03,016 --> 01:25:05,225 Perhaps that's what makes them so fed up. 1123 01:25:15,141 --> 01:25:16,891 [SIGHS] I don't know. 1124 01:25:18,641 --> 01:25:20,350 I really don't know. 1125 01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:31,975 Oh! It's freezing! 1126 01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:33,433 I'm going in. 1127 01:25:36,475 --> 01:25:38,475 [INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 1128 01:25:59,016 --> 01:26:00,558 Come over here. 1129 01:26:14,558 --> 01:26:16,183 So, we've taken it upon ourselves 1130 01:26:16,308 --> 01:26:19,391 to move the summer holidays forward a trifle, have we? 1131 01:26:27,975 --> 01:26:29,600 And where did you decide to go 1132 01:26:29,725 --> 01:26:34,016 whilst your colleagues went about their daily scholastic duties? 1133 01:26:35,850 --> 01:26:37,475 Battersea Funfair. 1134 01:26:38,766 --> 01:26:40,391 That's always a favourite. 1135 01:26:40,516 --> 01:26:42,058 Battersea Funfair, was it? 1136 01:26:44,016 --> 01:26:45,350 The seaside, sir. 1137 01:26:47,016 --> 01:26:49,016 The seaside? 1138 01:26:50,016 --> 01:26:54,558 You do realise the enormity of this fundamental breach of school discipline? 1139 01:26:55,641 --> 01:27:01,100 It's... it's not a minor of fence, Latimer, and, er... Perkins. 1140 01:27:01,225 --> 01:27:03,308 Not a minor of fence. 1141 01:27:03,433 --> 01:27:06,433 If you're gallivanting off somewhere, you can't be at school 1142 01:27:06,558 --> 01:27:09,058 and if you can't be at school, we can't teach you. 1143 01:27:09,183 --> 01:27:11,975 And if we can't teach you, you'll end up raving imbeciles 1144 01:27:12,100 --> 01:27:13,808 like the generation above you. 1145 01:27:15,850 --> 01:27:18,766 I don't encourage corporal punishment in this school, 1146 01:27:18,891 --> 01:27:21,600 but there are occasions when a lesson has to be taught. 1147 01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:28,391 However... 1148 01:27:30,016 --> 01:27:31,766 ...you're both rather young. 1149 01:27:31,891 --> 01:27:37,516 One hesitates to use extremely severe measures. 1150 01:27:37,641 --> 01:27:43,016 But for your own good try to see the error of these immature pranks. 1151 01:27:43,141 --> 01:27:44,808 Think of your careers. 1152 01:27:44,933 --> 01:27:49,725 Think of life's rich tapestry that lies before you. [CHUCKLES] 1153 01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:54,683 Look, I understand. I was young myself once. 1154 01:27:54,808 --> 01:27:57,558 Long time ago, of course. [CHUCKLES] 1155 01:27:57,683 --> 01:28:01,308 But I realised eventually what my priorities were. 1156 01:28:01,433 --> 01:28:04,600 - So do we, sir. - So do you what? 1157 01:28:04,725 --> 01:28:07,641 Realise what our, er... priorities are, sir. 1158 01:28:07,766 --> 01:28:09,516 Good for you, Latham. 1159 01:28:10,100 --> 01:28:13,100 Er... er, Latimer. [CHUCKLES] 1160 01:28:13,225 --> 01:28:16,266 I see our little pow wow has had some effect, eh? 1161 01:28:16,391 --> 01:28:18,600 Got your priorities right, have you? 1162 01:28:18,725 --> 01:28:21,641 Yes, sir. We want to get married. 1163 01:28:25,391 --> 01:28:27,391 Oh! [CHUCKLES] 1164 01:28:27,516 --> 01:28:29,808 My word, you've got a lot to learn. 1165 01:28:29,933 --> 01:28:33,516 [CHUCKLES] I've heard some funny things in my time. 1166 01:28:34,016 --> 01:28:35,766 I don't think it's very funny, sir. 1167 01:28:36,891 --> 01:28:39,641 - You don't think it's very funny? - No, sir. 1168 01:28:40,808 --> 01:28:43,391 And, er, you, young lady? Do you think it's very funny? 1169 01:28:43,516 --> 01:28:44,850 Not really, sir. 1170 01:28:44,975 --> 01:28:46,850 I assume you've already promised 1171 01:28:46,975 --> 01:28:50,891 your fair, freckled first-form hand in marriage to this young gentleman? 1172 01:28:51,016 --> 01:28:53,100 I don't really know, sir. 1173 01:28:53,225 --> 01:28:55,683 I don't really understand what it all means, sir. 1174 01:28:55,808 --> 01:28:57,725 You don't understand what it all means? 1175 01:28:58,641 --> 01:29:00,516 You don't understand what it all means? 1176 01:29:00,641 --> 01:29:03,100 You're treating us as though we were stupid. 1177 01:29:03,225 --> 01:29:06,016 All we want to do is to be with one another all the time. 1178 01:29:06,141 --> 01:29:08,933 And we thought that meant getting married! Doesn't it?! 1179 01:29:09,058 --> 01:29:10,933 It's not meant to be funny! 1180 01:29:11,058 --> 01:29:13,016 Don't you understand? 1181 01:29:14,933 --> 01:29:18,225 Now, look here, young man. I've been extremely patient with you. 1182 01:29:18,350 --> 01:29:22,516 I'm willing to overlook your gross ignorance of the young lady. 1183 01:29:22,641 --> 01:29:25,308 God knows we've only ourselves to blame for that. 1184 01:29:25,433 --> 01:29:28,016 But your impertinence is getting a little out of hand. 1185 01:29:29,391 --> 01:29:32,641 The matter is finished. Do you understand me? Finished! 1186 01:29:36,808 --> 01:29:38,808 [CHATTER] 1187 01:29:45,308 --> 01:29:47,308 [SHOUTING, CHEERING] 1188 01:29:54,058 --> 01:29:56,058 [CHATTER STOPS] 1189 01:30:04,516 --> 01:30:05,933 GIRL #4: Temper. 1190 01:30:06,058 --> 01:30:07,558 [WHISPERS] 1191 01:30:09,016 --> 01:30:11,016 Burgess says is it too late to propose? 1192 01:30:11,141 --> 01:30:12,558 [LAUGHTER] 1193 01:30:12,683 --> 01:30:15,058 [CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 1194 01:30:30,308 --> 01:30:32,308 [CLASS HUMS "THE WEDDING MARCH"] 1195 01:30:39,725 --> 01:30:42,350 I suppose you've got her mother's approval? 1196 01:30:43,100 --> 01:30:44,808 ♪ La la la la ♪ 1197 01:30:44,933 --> 01:30:47,141 Hope she doesn't forget to come to the wedding. 1198 01:30:47,266 --> 01:30:48,975 ♪ La la la la... ♪ 1199 01:30:49,100 --> 01:30:51,100 [SHOUTING] 1200 01:31:14,725 --> 01:31:16,766 [SHOUTING, JEERING] 1201 01:31:35,975 --> 01:31:38,850 What do you think you're playing at, you pair of hooligans? 1202 01:31:38,975 --> 01:31:43,016 Now, all of you get back to your places. Go on. Sit down and keep quiet. 1203 01:31:43,141 --> 01:31:45,933 And open your Young Latin Primer at page 24. 1204 01:31:53,516 --> 01:31:55,391 I'll talk to you later, Ornshaw. 1205 01:31:58,433 --> 01:32:02,391 [CHUCKLES] It's a great pity you're not more in love with your work, Latimer. 1206 01:32:08,308 --> 01:32:10,058 I'm sorry, Danny. 1207 01:32:10,183 --> 01:32:11,516 I didn't mean to. 1208 01:32:34,141 --> 01:32:36,141 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 1209 01:32:36,266 --> 01:32:38,266 [MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH] 1210 01:32:43,433 --> 01:32:45,683 REG: You really like this little lad, do you? 1211 01:32:46,391 --> 01:32:48,350 You know, that's fine, you know. 1212 01:32:49,308 --> 01:32:52,266 We always look forward to you bringing your boyfriends home. 1213 01:32:54,058 --> 01:32:57,308 And he, he seems a nice type of... lad. 1214 01:32:58,558 --> 01:33:01,350 That's just the trouble, though. He's only a little lad. 1215 01:33:02,558 --> 01:33:04,683 And you're only a little girl. 1216 01:33:04,808 --> 01:33:06,850 "Our little sunshine" your mum calls you. 1217 01:33:08,725 --> 01:33:10,725 I know it's difficult to understand, love, 1218 01:33:10,850 --> 01:33:13,266 but people just don't get married at your age. 1219 01:33:13,975 --> 01:33:16,975 They wait to see if they like one another when they're older. 1220 01:33:17,100 --> 01:33:18,433 How old? 1221 01:33:19,016 --> 01:33:23,225 Well... in their 20s. Older sometimes. 1222 01:33:23,350 --> 01:33:26,391 But that's twice as old as I am now. 1223 01:33:26,516 --> 01:33:28,183 I know it is, love. 1224 01:33:30,016 --> 01:33:33,516 Only seemed like yesterday I was seen changing your nappies. 1225 01:33:35,058 --> 01:33:38,100 I know, but we want to be together now. 1226 01:33:39,016 --> 01:33:41,850 Think of all the schooling you've got to do yet, love. 1227 01:33:41,975 --> 01:33:43,475 And you like school, don't you? 1228 01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:47,308 I-I've got all your reports. We often look at 'em, don't we, Mum? 1229 01:33:47,433 --> 01:33:51,850 I know, but I like being with Daniel more than I like doing geography. 1230 01:33:51,975 --> 01:33:58,725 Sweetheart, there are lots of things we haven't explained to you yet about... 1231 01:33:59,850 --> 01:34:03,183 ...life and all sorts of things. 1232 01:34:03,891 --> 01:34:09,350 I know, but why is it so difficult when all I want to do is be happy. 1233 01:34:12,016 --> 01:34:14,308 We want you to be happy, love. 1234 01:34:14,891 --> 01:34:18,391 Then why can't you help me instead of keep putting things in my way? 1235 01:34:19,391 --> 01:34:20,933 I just don't understand it. 1236 01:34:21,058 --> 01:34:23,766 I just can't think why it's so terrible. 1237 01:34:23,891 --> 01:34:26,516 Please tell me cos I just don't understand. 1238 01:34:26,641 --> 01:34:28,058 [SOBS] 1239 01:34:28,183 --> 01:34:30,058 Tell me, please. 1240 01:34:42,975 --> 01:34:44,975 [CLOCKS TICKS] 1241 01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:56,850 Hm, oh! 1242 01:35:01,641 --> 01:35:05,600 Good morning, Mrs. Latimer. What can I do for you this splendid morning? 1243 01:35:05,725 --> 01:35:07,891 [MRS. LATIMER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 1244 01:35:08,016 --> 01:35:11,266 Elope? What do you mean, elope? 1245 01:35:12,516 --> 01:35:14,433 Oh! I... 1246 01:35:14,558 --> 01:35:19,308 I'm sure you're quite wrong. I saw them in class myself, scarcely ten minutes ago. 1247 01:35:19,433 --> 01:35:20,850 [INTERCOM BUZZES] 1248 01:35:21,683 --> 01:35:23,516 Well, of course I'm sure. 1249 01:35:26,183 --> 01:35:30,058 Look, if you like, I'll pop down myself and make certain, 1250 01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:32,558 but I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. 1251 01:35:32,683 --> 01:35:34,683 [MRS. LATIMER CONTINUES TO SPEAK] 1252 01:35:34,808 --> 01:35:36,808 [MOUTHS] 1253 01:35:38,725 --> 01:35:42,100 Hello. Headmaster's secretary. Can I help you? 1254 01:35:42,225 --> 01:35:45,183 ♪ Pom pom pom pom pom... ♪ 1255 01:35:47,266 --> 01:35:50,641 Er... shouldn't you be taking 2C for English? 1256 01:35:51,391 --> 01:35:53,891 Well, I'm supposed to, but they never turned up. 1257 01:35:55,266 --> 01:35:56,641 Never turned up? 1258 01:35:56,766 --> 01:35:59,058 They didn't come back after morning break. 1259 01:36:06,266 --> 01:36:08,350 - [GASPS] - HEADMASTER: Where are they? 1260 01:36:08,475 --> 01:36:09,808 Where are who? 1261 01:36:10,933 --> 01:36:13,183 The class, boy. The class. 1262 01:36:14,933 --> 01:36:16,641 They've gone to get married. 1263 01:36:17,766 --> 01:36:19,100 Where, boy? Where? 1264 01:36:19,225 --> 01:36:21,558 Under the arches, down by the railway line. 1265 01:36:21,683 --> 01:36:23,225 Railway line. 1266 01:36:27,183 --> 01:36:31,016 And all the people were shouting, "Just wait until Lenin gets here." 1267 01:36:38,766 --> 01:36:40,766 [BOTH SPEAK INDISTINCTLY] 1268 01:36:45,641 --> 01:36:48,975 Right, children, carry on reading till I get back. 1269 01:36:49,100 --> 01:36:51,641 FAIRFAX: "Upon the place beneath... 1270 01:36:51,766 --> 01:36:54,183 "It is twice blessed. 1271 01:36:54,308 --> 01:36:57,266 - [MOUTHS] - "It blesseth him that gives..." 1272 01:36:57,391 --> 01:37:00,100 [EXHALES] Er, no, thank you. I've had mine. 1273 01:37:00,225 --> 01:37:04,141 - "'Tis the mightiest in..." - [MOUTHS] 1274 01:37:04,266 --> 01:37:05,808 Oh, yes, of course. 1275 01:37:05,933 --> 01:37:08,808 Erm, oh, proceed with the lesson until I return. 1276 01:37:51,433 --> 01:37:54,516 No, it's all right, Saunders. I'll take over. You hold the fort. 1277 01:37:56,600 --> 01:37:58,600 [ENGINE STARTS] 1278 01:37:58,725 --> 01:38:00,725 [TYRES SCREECH] 1279 01:38:09,308 --> 01:38:10,725 What's going on? 1280 01:38:10,850 --> 01:38:13,475 - Where are they? - Don't worry. Follow me. 1281 01:38:13,600 --> 01:38:15,225 Everything's under control. 1282 01:38:45,558 --> 01:38:46,975 [TYRES SCREECH] 1283 01:38:54,100 --> 01:38:55,433 [MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH] 1284 01:39:06,433 --> 01:39:07,766 [ENGINE REVS] 1285 01:39:31,558 --> 01:39:34,308 - Headmaster, there he goes! - Not now, madam. 1286 01:39:34,433 --> 01:39:37,100 - I'll go and cut off his retreat. - Yes, yes. Follow him. 1287 01:39:37,225 --> 01:39:39,183 - He'll lead us to them. - Where? Where? 1288 01:39:39,308 --> 01:39:41,850 Miss Dimkins, cover Dicks. 1289 01:39:41,975 --> 01:39:43,975 The rest of you, we'll comb that area. 1290 01:39:46,933 --> 01:39:48,308 ORNSHAW: Dearly beloved. 1291 01:39:48,433 --> 01:39:50,641 We are gathered here today in the sight of God 1292 01:39:50,766 --> 01:39:54,100 to join together this man and woman in holy matrimony. 1293 01:39:54,225 --> 01:39:55,558 [GIGGLING] 1294 01:39:55,683 --> 01:39:57,016 Shut up! 1295 01:39:57,141 --> 01:39:59,350 Well, it's not funny. It's serious. 1296 01:40:04,141 --> 01:40:08,058 Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife and live together...? [MUMBLES] 1297 01:40:08,183 --> 01:40:09,516 Will you? 1298 01:40:10,266 --> 01:40:12,766 - I will. - Yeah, I thought you might. 1299 01:40:12,891 --> 01:40:14,891 [TRAIN PASSES OVERHEAD] 1300 01:40:22,100 --> 01:40:23,433 HEADMASTER: Ah! 1301 01:40:23,558 --> 01:40:25,600 When Dicks flushes them out, 1302 01:40:25,725 --> 01:40:28,100 I'll cut off the left flank, you bring up the rear. 1303 01:40:28,225 --> 01:40:29,725 - Yes, Headmaster. - Where? 1304 01:40:31,975 --> 01:40:38,016 Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband and live together... [MUMBLES] 1305 01:40:38,141 --> 01:40:39,558 Will you? 1306 01:40:40,475 --> 01:40:41,975 I will. 1307 01:40:42,516 --> 01:40:43,850 ORNSHAW: Good. Right. 1308 01:40:44,725 --> 01:40:47,058 - I now pronounce you man and... - [DOOR BANGS] 1309 01:40:48,058 --> 01:40:49,850 Quick, get out! Dicks is coming! 1310 01:40:49,975 --> 01:40:52,558 [SCREAMING] 1311 01:40:58,808 --> 01:41:00,308 ORNSHAW: Dicks! 1312 01:41:06,058 --> 01:41:07,433 [SHOUTING] 1313 01:41:07,558 --> 01:41:09,933 ["TEACH YOUR CHILDREN" BY CROSBY, STILLS & NASH PLAYING] 1314 01:41:10,558 --> 01:41:14,225 ♪ You who are on the road ♪ 1315 01:41:15,808 --> 01:41:21,891 ♪ Must have a code that you can live by ♪ 1316 01:41:22,933 --> 01:41:26,933 ♪ And so become yourself ♪ 1317 01:41:27,058 --> 01:41:28,475 [SHOUTING] 1318 01:41:28,600 --> 01:41:35,058 ♪ Because the past is just a goodbye ♪ 1319 01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:40,808 ♪ Teach your children well ♪ 1320 01:41:41,850 --> 01:41:48,933 ♪ Their father's hell did slowly go by ♪ 1321 01:41:49,058 --> 01:41:54,891 ♪ And feed them on your dreams ♪ 1322 01:41:55,016 --> 01:41:58,183 ♪ The one they picks ♪ 1323 01:41:58,308 --> 01:42:01,391 ♪ The one you'll know by ♪ 1324 01:42:01,516 --> 01:42:04,058 RHODA: Leave 'em alone, you horrible old man! 1325 01:42:04,183 --> 01:42:07,225 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why ♪ 1326 01:42:07,350 --> 01:42:10,308 ♪ If they told you, you will cry ♪ 1327 01:42:10,433 --> 01:42:17,975 ♪ So just look at them and sigh ♪ 1328 01:42:18,100 --> 01:42:21,516 ♪ And know they love you ♪ 1329 01:42:25,600 --> 01:42:27,600 [SHOUTING] 1330 01:42:29,016 --> 01:42:30,266 MRS. LATIMER: Danny! 1331 01:42:30,933 --> 01:42:32,933 [SCREAMING] 1332 01:42:34,516 --> 01:42:38,100 Daniel! Daniel, your mother wants you! 1333 01:42:38,225 --> 01:42:43,058 ♪ Before they can die ♪ 1334 01:42:43,183 --> 01:42:47,600 ♪ Teach your parents well ♪ 1335 01:42:48,516 --> 01:42:55,683 ♪ Their children's hell will slowly go by ♪ 1336 01:42:55,808 --> 01:43:00,225 ♪ And feed them on your dreams ♪ 1337 01:43:00,350 --> 01:43:01,725 ORNSHAW: Come on! Hurry up! 1338 01:43:01,850 --> 01:43:04,975 ♪ The one they picks ♪ 1339 01:43:05,100 --> 01:43:08,933 ♪ The one you'll know by ♪ 1340 01:43:10,183 --> 01:43:14,100 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why ♪ 1341 01:43:14,225 --> 01:43:16,975 ♪ If they told you, you will cry ♪ 1342 01:43:17,100 --> 01:43:23,975 ♪ So just look at them and sigh ♪ 1343 01:43:24,975 --> 01:43:28,100 ♪ And know they love you ♪ 1344 01:43:28,225 --> 01:43:30,641 [SHOUTING, SCREAMING] 1345 01:43:33,266 --> 01:43:34,808 Hey up! Hey up! 1346 01:43:46,225 --> 01:43:47,558 I've done it. 1347 01:43:52,558 --> 01:43:55,225 DICKS: I'll get you, Ornshaw. 1348 01:43:55,350 --> 01:43:57,183 ORNSHAW: In there! Get in! 1349 01:44:02,516 --> 01:44:04,516 [SHOUTING, CHEERING] 1350 01:44:10,475 --> 01:44:13,391 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why ♪ 1351 01:44:13,516 --> 01:44:16,100 ♪ If they told you, you will cry ♪ 1352 01:44:16,225 --> 01:44:23,391 ♪ So just look at them and sigh ♪ 1353 01:44:23,516 --> 01:44:25,850 ♪ And know they love you ♪ 1354 01:44:33,516 --> 01:44:34,891 [GASPS, GROANS] 1355 01:44:35,016 --> 01:44:37,058 [CHEERING] 1356 01:44:37,183 --> 01:44:41,808 ♪ And you of tender years ♪ 1357 01:44:41,933 --> 01:44:44,808 ♪ Can't know the fears ♪ 1358 01:44:44,933 --> 01:44:47,975 ♪ That your elders grew by ♪ 1359 01:44:48,100 --> 01:44:53,975 ♪ And so please help them with your youth ♪ 1360 01:44:54,100 --> 01:44:57,933 ♪ They seek the truth before they can die ♪ 1361 01:44:58,058 --> 01:45:00,850 Oi! Use the trolley! Come on! Hurry up! 1362 01:45:00,975 --> 01:45:05,391 ♪ And teach your parents well ♪ 1363 01:45:06,516 --> 01:45:10,766 ♪ Their children's hell will slowly go by ♪ 1364 01:45:10,891 --> 01:45:13,850 And don't forget to change at Clapham Junction. 1365 01:45:13,975 --> 01:45:18,766 ♪ And feed them on your dreams ♪ 1366 01:45:18,891 --> 01:45:23,558 ♪ The one they picks The one you'll know by ♪ 1367 01:45:23,683 --> 01:45:27,183 Now, now, Ornshaw. Control yourself. 1368 01:45:27,308 --> 01:45:29,766 Come on, Mr. Dicks. Take it like a man. 1369 01:45:30,433 --> 01:45:32,100 ♪ If they told you, you will cry ♪ 1370 01:45:32,225 --> 01:45:33,641 Come back here, you fat git! 1371 01:45:33,766 --> 01:45:40,350 ♪ So just look at them and sigh ♪ 1372 01:45:40,475 --> 01:45:43,600 ♪ And know they love you ♪ 1373 01:45:44,975 --> 01:45:49,766 ♪ Teach your parents well ♪ 1374 01:45:49,891 --> 01:45:52,891 ♪ Their children's hell ♪ 1375 01:45:53,016 --> 01:45:56,641 ♪ Will slowly go by ♪ 1376 01:45:56,766 --> 01:46:02,141 ♪ And feed them on your dreams ♪ 1377 01:46:02,266 --> 01:46:05,141 ♪ The one they picks ♪ 1378 01:46:05,266 --> 01:46:08,891 ♪ The one you'll know by ♪ 1379 01:46:10,433 --> 01:46:13,683 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why ♪ 1380 01:46:13,808 --> 01:46:16,558 ♪ If they told you, you will cry ♪ 1381 01:46:16,683 --> 01:46:23,850 ♪ So just look at them and sigh ♪ 1382 01:46:23,975 --> 01:46:26,975 ♪ And know they love you ♪ 1383 01:46:27,305 --> 01:47:27,440 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 107155