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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,796 --> 00:01:09,826 Rocky and Rani 2 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:12,090 Rocky and Rani 3 00:01:12,268 --> 00:01:15,688 Rocky and Rani's Love Story 4 00:01:22,401 --> 00:01:24,911 Welcome friends! This is our White House. 5 00:01:25,026 --> 00:01:26,806 First copy of the famous USA White House. 6 00:01:27,651 --> 00:01:31,441 We are crazy rich Indians. In other words, the Randhawa family. 7 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:34,396 Standing on a foundation of flour laddoos. 8 00:01:34,692 --> 00:01:36,612 Mind you, they aren't your run-of-the mill laddoos. 9 00:01:37,109 --> 00:01:41,979 Made from grandma's recipes - the one and only Dhanlakshmi Randhawa. 10 00:01:42,401 --> 00:01:48,031 Through blood and sweat, grandma made our business reach a turnover of millions. 11 00:01:48,496 --> 00:01:51,026 What a woman! Wonder woman! Wakanda Forever! 12 00:01:52,975 --> 00:01:54,025 So bland! 13 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:57,400 These artificial sweeteners spoil them. 14 00:01:58,234 --> 00:02:01,034 Better to be struck down by diabetes. 15 00:02:01,276 --> 00:02:02,566 We have further options, ma'am. 16 00:02:02,692 --> 00:02:05,322 What are you waiting for? Go! Get another! 17 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:09,361 According to grandma, the sea is made up of tiny drops of water, 18 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:11,437 and a laddoo is made up of tiny flour balls. 19 00:02:11,817 --> 00:02:14,107 Quick FB. Not Facebook, I mean flash-back! 20 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:17,607 Grandma married Kanwal Lund. Son of Lund, the sweet maker. 21 00:02:18,609 --> 00:02:21,069 She thought a sweet life would follow. 22 00:02:21,859 --> 00:02:24,819 But on the very first day, just as she was about to bow in respect... 23 00:02:24,942 --> 00:02:25,782 No! 24 00:02:26,153 --> 00:02:28,823 Girls don't bow. Keep your head covered. 25 00:02:29,776 --> 00:02:31,976 Their meeting was bitter. 26 00:02:32,359 --> 00:02:35,439 Her mother-in-law was a witch, 27 00:02:35,776 --> 00:02:37,816 and her husband a total failure. 28 00:02:38,319 --> 00:02:42,149 No head for business, but a great fan of Javed-Gulzar's poetry. 29 00:02:42,401 --> 00:02:46,071 Grandma's mother-in-law soon became a photo frame and she - a lucky mother. 30 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:51,067 She was so obsessed with money, that she called her son 'Tijori'. 31 00:02:51,192 --> 00:02:53,822 Yes! My father's name means a 'coffer'! 32 00:02:55,145 --> 00:02:59,435 Grandma was scared he'd become a poet-type like her husband. 33 00:02:59,734 --> 00:03:03,614 So she kept him far away from his father. Soshal distancing! 34 00:03:05,026 --> 00:03:08,396 Lost in poetry, one day, grandpa met with an accident. 35 00:03:09,026 --> 00:03:10,776 Sadly the damage was permanent. 36 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,783 The poor man never fully recovered. 37 00:03:15,192 --> 00:03:18,072 And his memory became an ebbing and flowing thing. 38 00:03:26,244 --> 00:03:29,944 My sweet grandpa, always living in a dreamland. 39 00:03:30,317 --> 00:03:33,227 While Dhanlakshmi Sweets became a global brand. 40 00:03:33,567 --> 00:03:35,647 Then the wedding band played in our home. 41 00:03:35,776 --> 00:03:38,396 Finally, grandma brought home the family's prize possession. 42 00:03:38,567 --> 00:03:40,687 That's my Mummy - Poonam. 43 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,688 Girls don't bow. Keep your head covered. 44 00:03:44,984 --> 00:03:46,984 Though we were selling sweet laddoos, 45 00:03:47,109 --> 00:03:50,939 bitterness continued to reign supreme in our family. 46 00:03:55,714 --> 00:03:57,574 But I haven't told you my name. 47 00:03:58,317 --> 00:04:00,457 Listen to it in the chorus lines. It'll sound batter! 48 00:04:00,978 --> 00:04:03,588 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 49 00:04:07,335 --> 00:04:10,565 He's a charmer. Made in India 50 00:04:10,867 --> 00:04:12,437 A real fashionista 51 00:04:13,132 --> 00:04:15,612 The guy's a cool dresser 52 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:37,652 Such a heartthrob. Such a heartthrob 53 00:04:37,953 --> 00:04:41,003 Such a heartthrob. Such a heartthrob 54 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:43,033 A hot looker! 55 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,686 What a stud! 56 00:04:45,039 --> 00:04:47,439 Gurgaon's handsome Casanova 57 00:04:48,906 --> 00:04:50,106 Look at my swag 58 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:51,860 I look like... 59 00:04:52,311 --> 00:04:55,281 ...Prada and Gucci got together to give birth to me 60 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,440 A six-footer 61 00:04:59,309 --> 00:05:01,149 Looks too good 62 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:05,174 When they look at this package 63 00:05:05,289 --> 00:05:07,609 Girls can't stop winking at me 64 00:05:10,194 --> 00:05:12,114 Such a heartthrob-ji! 65 00:05:13,799 --> 00:05:15,939 Such a heartthrob-ji! 66 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,073 This guy has no match 67 00:05:20,977 --> 00:05:23,047 Such a heartthrob-ji! 68 00:05:23,479 --> 00:05:24,749 Oh my God! 69 00:05:39,275 --> 00:05:42,685 I drink a glass of lassi every day 70 00:05:43,012 --> 00:05:46,282 A big protein shake makes my way 71 00:05:46,577 --> 00:05:49,977 If being so handsome is a crime 72 00:05:50,287 --> 00:05:53,527 Then I'll happily serve jail time 73 00:05:54,358 --> 00:05:57,568 You turn the heads of us aunties 74 00:05:58,286 --> 00:06:01,146 By God! I feel a heart attack coming on 75 00:06:01,664 --> 00:06:04,904 The uncles who loved and raised you 76 00:06:05,549 --> 00:06:08,729 Will soon end up divorcees 77 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:12,139 That's for sure! 78 00:06:12,558 --> 00:06:15,528 You'll be the death of me 79 00:06:16,134 --> 00:06:19,324 My broad chest fills my Louis Vuitton jacket 80 00:06:19,816 --> 00:06:22,726 I cruise the streets in my Maserati 81 00:06:22,977 --> 00:06:27,437 Aunties, am I for real? Or a walkin' talkin' kebab? 82 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,034 Such a heartthrob-ji! 83 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:35,782 Such a heartthrob-ji! 84 00:06:36,878 --> 00:06:39,028 This guy has no match 85 00:06:41,077 --> 00:06:42,937 Oh, such a heartthrob-ji. 86 00:06:43,466 --> 00:06:44,806 Oh my God! 87 00:06:45,179 --> 00:06:48,609 Hey, Dinky, come here! Harpreeto, come close! 88 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:57,444 A force of nature 89 00:06:57,987 --> 00:07:00,857 A real rule-breaker 90 00:07:01,658 --> 00:07:04,728 There's no difference to me 91 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:07,864 Between buds or flowers 92 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,937 Like spring 93 00:07:11,696 --> 00:07:13,776 I embrace the whole garden 94 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:20,110 The day I get my hands on you, I'll get even with you. 95 00:07:22,637 --> 00:07:24,727 Such a heartthrob-ji! 96 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:28,230 Such a heartthrob-ji! 97 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,980 This guy has no match 98 00:07:33,389 --> 00:07:35,189 Oh, such a heartthrob-ji 99 00:07:35,681 --> 00:07:36,881 Oh my God! 100 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,397 The government gave me 101 00:07:39,522 --> 00:07:42,942 a title and crowned me 'Lady Killer' 102 00:07:48,148 --> 00:07:49,978 Such a heartthrob-ji! 103 00:07:51,674 --> 00:07:53,654 Such a heartthrob-ji! 104 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,148 Oh, such a heartthrob-ji! 105 00:08:08,391 --> 00:08:09,401 You moron! 106 00:08:09,651 --> 00:08:11,941 Didn't I tell you to warn me if they showed up? 107 00:08:12,355 --> 00:08:14,645 Sorry! I was lost in your dance, bro. 108 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,690 I saw just how lost you were! Bloody useless. 109 00:08:18,058 --> 00:08:20,278 I won the award for the third time, so I had to come. 110 00:08:20,526 --> 00:08:22,856 What a rocking performance, Rocky! 111 00:08:22,984 --> 00:08:25,234 - Keep it up, my boy. - OK. See you later. 112 00:08:28,293 --> 00:08:30,783 - What was that? - Papa, I didn't want to dance. 113 00:08:30,984 --> 00:08:32,954 But you know I have so many followers. 114 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:35,687 They kept saying, "Please, please." So I thought it's a party... 115 00:08:35,859 --> 00:08:39,689 The day I get mad, that'll be the end of your swagger. 116 00:08:39,984 --> 00:08:41,114 Understand? 117 00:08:41,462 --> 00:08:43,782 - Know who you are? - Rocky. 118 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:46,187 The Dhanlakshmi Group's future CEO. 119 00:08:47,609 --> 00:08:50,399 You're not some Bollywood item dancer. Do you get it? 120 00:08:52,109 --> 00:08:56,029 - Come on. - Welcome to the Punjabi of the Year! 121 00:09:00,526 --> 00:09:04,146 Now to follow on from Rocky Randhawa's amazing performance, 122 00:09:04,401 --> 00:09:07,901 and on this wonderful occasion, I'll a recite a verse by Firaq. 123 00:09:08,284 --> 00:09:10,364 "The evening was filled with mist 124 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,147 "She was wistful and sad 125 00:09:12,692 --> 00:09:14,732 "The evening was filled with mist 126 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:16,884 "She was wistful and sad 127 00:09:17,485 --> 00:09:20,225 "Old memories stirred this heart of mine" 128 00:09:20,548 --> 00:09:21,778 Bravo! Wonderful! 129 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:28,940 Are you the full moon or the glowing sun? 130 00:09:32,369 --> 00:09:37,569 Whatever you are, I swear 131 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,977 You are without compare 132 00:09:41,243 --> 00:09:42,613 Jamini! 133 00:09:44,359 --> 00:09:48,689 For the third year, "The Punjabi of the Year" award goes to 134 00:09:49,077 --> 00:09:52,977 Dhanlakshmi Group's CEO, Mr. Tijori Randhawa. 135 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:09,817 Her hair falls on her shoulder 136 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,400 like lowered clouds 137 00:10:15,578 --> 00:10:17,648 And her eyes... 138 00:10:19,026 --> 00:10:26,316 I'd like to dedicate this award to the goddess. And another goddess... 139 00:10:27,621 --> 00:10:29,071 Jamini! 140 00:10:30,092 --> 00:10:32,402 My mother, Dhanlakshmi Randhawa. 141 00:10:34,429 --> 00:10:38,069 Thanks to her blessings, I've won this award for the third time. 142 00:10:38,901 --> 00:10:40,151 Jamini! You've come. 143 00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:42,977 - Third time winner! - Mummy! Grandpa has gone. 144 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,645 - What? - He's gone! 145 00:10:46,442 --> 00:10:47,192 Jamini. 146 00:10:48,374 --> 00:10:49,114 Jamini. 147 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,729 Rocky, look. Grandpa! 148 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,534 Did you come for me? 149 00:10:55,984 --> 00:10:56,734 Oye! 150 00:11:02,151 --> 00:11:02,981 What's he doing? 151 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:07,863 I'm so sorry, so sorry. I'm so sorry. 152 00:11:07,984 --> 00:11:11,574 Madam, it's the side effects of his medicines. He gets restless. 153 00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:13,526 Actually, it's absolutely fine. 154 00:11:13,963 --> 00:11:16,033 - It happens often. - Really? 155 00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:18,897 Yes, I'm Mona Sen. Kashmiri Gate. 156 00:11:19,317 --> 00:11:21,277 Mona. We are friends! 157 00:11:21,609 --> 00:11:23,359 What you doing, Grandpa? 158 00:11:26,902 --> 00:11:28,192 Doctor, is it serious? 159 00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:29,977 No, nothing to worry about. 160 00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:33,650 I just want you to focus on his physical, emotional and social stimulation. 161 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,109 Most importantly - his memory. 162 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:37,690 Jamini! 163 00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:40,691 The name he keeps calling out... "Jamini". 164 00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:44,779 - Yes? - I'd like you to find out who she is. 165 00:11:45,389 --> 00:11:46,939 It might trigger his memory. 166 00:11:47,281 --> 00:11:49,701 What trigger? He doesn't know any Jamini. 167 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:51,730 Let's go. 168 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:55,460 OK. Can you give Rocky the prescription? Rocky... 169 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:07,976 Tijori. 170 00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:09,654 Let's go. 171 00:12:13,089 --> 00:12:14,569 This is good news. 172 00:12:14,825 --> 00:12:16,725 Papa may be coming back to his senses. 173 00:12:17,033 --> 00:12:20,943 He was never in his right senses, nor will he ever be. 174 00:12:28,776 --> 00:12:29,776 Tijori! 175 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:30,899 What are you doing? 176 00:12:31,207 --> 00:12:32,937 - You must leave for work. - I'm coming. 177 00:12:35,984 --> 00:12:36,654 Papa-ji... 178 00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:39,950 Tijori! 179 00:12:44,901 --> 00:12:49,781 When will this red colour let go of me? 180 00:12:51,942 --> 00:12:53,312 When? 181 00:12:55,425 --> 00:12:59,145 What's going on, Grandpa? You were OK. 182 00:13:00,077 --> 00:13:03,687 You're switched on like a radio. Who is this Jamini? 183 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:12,528 When will this red colour let go of me? 184 00:13:15,203 --> 00:13:17,693 When will this red colour 185 00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:21,154 let go of me? 186 00:13:21,898 --> 00:13:23,188 When? 187 00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:26,938 When? 188 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,768 I found this in his book. 189 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,730 - Is she a black and white movie star? - Looks like one. 190 00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:43,823 - Hope she's not RIP. - Be positive. She's grandpa's GF. 191 00:13:44,315 --> 00:13:46,355 GF? She looks the sister-type. 192 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:50,442 Who keeps a photo of a sister-type in their diary? 193 00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:53,031 Jamini must be an old flame. 194 00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:55,029 OK! Jai Mata Di! 195 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,654 Jai Mata Di! Jai Mata Di! Jai Mata Di! 196 00:13:58,151 --> 00:14:00,231 Shimla Coffee House. 197 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:04,187 Shimla Coffee House. 1978. 198 00:14:05,942 --> 00:14:07,652 Rani Chatterjee? 199 00:14:07,859 --> 00:14:09,359 My grandmother. 200 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,194 Her granddaughter. 201 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,362 Oye! 202 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,977 - She's a TV host. - Yes! 203 00:14:28,109 --> 00:14:30,149 She hosts an evening show. 204 00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:32,749 Rani! 205 00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,033 Golu watches her most evenings. 206 00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:36,401 She has a catchphrase. What is it...? 207 00:14:36,651 --> 00:14:38,611 "India wants to know!" 208 00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:41,154 Yes! India want to know! 209 00:14:43,692 --> 00:14:45,412 Rani, Rani! I am Rani 210 00:14:45,526 --> 00:14:47,356 The girl who knows it all 211 00:14:47,477 --> 00:14:51,497 Argue and you'll look foolishly small 212 00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:53,541 Do you think you can beat me? 213 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,340 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 214 00:14:55,809 --> 00:14:57,159 Do you think you can beat me? 215 00:14:57,711 --> 00:14:59,161 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 216 00:15:04,156 --> 00:15:06,256 Queen of my dreams 217 00:15:12,692 --> 00:15:13,732 Thank you. 218 00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:15,981 How's it going, Somen? 219 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,730 Yes, yes, fine, fine, fine. 220 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,982 I'm a bit nervous. Because of you. 221 00:15:21,363 --> 00:15:23,653 Today's interviewee, he's political elite. 222 00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:26,361 Don't worry. I'll be sweet to him. 223 00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,074 Then we're done for. 224 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,530 Shall we go for a take? Give me a 20 on Pradhan. 225 00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:36,194 Walking to set in 3... 2... 1... go! 226 00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:40,661 Real Talk with Rani 227 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:45,816 - Rani-ji. Rani-ji! - Namaste, Pradhan-ji. 228 00:15:47,356 --> 00:15:49,816 In our culture, this is how we say "namaste". 229 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:54,857 Sure! Have a seat. 230 00:15:55,234 --> 00:15:58,034 Of course. I haven't come here to lie down! 231 00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,959 Take my phone. Switch it off. 232 00:16:00,343 --> 00:16:02,613 The currency of our village runs through foreign lands 233 00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:05,234 Everyone steps aside when the lads arrive 234 00:16:05,346 --> 00:16:07,626 Tall and broad, the lads drip with attitude 235 00:16:07,753 --> 00:16:10,933 I am a lover of the beauty of spring 236 00:16:13,052 --> 00:16:15,322 Sir, sir! Parking is in the basement. 237 00:16:16,158 --> 00:16:17,978 And Shah Rukh's at home in Mannat. 238 00:16:18,317 --> 00:16:19,817 The car stays here. 239 00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:23,153 One scratch and my punch will make breaking news. 240 00:16:23,511 --> 00:16:24,231 Here. 241 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,279 Prasad. 242 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:28,440 My Ferrari adds value to your building. 243 00:16:30,341 --> 00:16:31,441 So, Pradhan-ji, 244 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:34,400 - your constituency is Vasalay? - Yes. 245 00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:37,877 You didn't make any statement about the recent rape case? 246 00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:40,028 What kind of question is that, Rani-ji? 247 00:16:41,387 --> 00:16:44,977 Why would I make a statement about such a trivial incident? 248 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,610 - A trivial incident? - What else? 249 00:16:48,443 --> 00:16:51,643 Today's girls are addicted to junk food, 250 00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:53,476 so such incidents are natural. 251 00:16:53,686 --> 00:16:56,596 If you open a box of sweets, flies are bound to gather. 252 00:16:57,246 --> 00:16:58,686 Do you get me? 253 00:16:59,302 --> 00:17:02,812 Girls should know what clothes to wear, and what not to. 254 00:17:05,423 --> 00:17:10,483 And when a two-year-child or an old lady gets raped? 255 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:17,016 You misunderstood what I was trying to say, Rani-ji. 256 00:17:17,811 --> 00:17:19,811 Think what men go through. 257 00:17:20,327 --> 00:17:24,847 They work all day, the tension, the frustration, so they will... 258 00:17:29,197 --> 00:17:32,057 I'm sorry, but you know what's really frustrating? 259 00:17:32,394 --> 00:17:34,384 That people like you get elected. 260 00:17:34,496 --> 00:17:35,696 I'll tell you why rape... 261 00:17:35,819 --> 00:17:37,589 Rani! Enough, enough, enough. 262 00:17:38,179 --> 00:17:41,389 Because nasty men like you are around. 263 00:17:41,971 --> 00:17:44,261 The problem isn't our clothes, or what we eat, 264 00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:45,598 it's your dirty minds. 265 00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:49,216 You compared women to a box of sweets, didn't you? 266 00:17:49,579 --> 00:17:53,139 Pradhan-ji, the day you stop objectifying us, 267 00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:57,433 perhaps then we'll no longer hear of such distressing incidents. 268 00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:02,009 Your minds are dirty and we're supposed to cover ourselves? 269 00:18:02,307 --> 00:18:03,967 What kind of justice is that? 270 00:18:09,096 --> 00:18:10,716 Stop your damn camera! 271 00:18:11,598 --> 00:18:12,598 Get my car! 272 00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:16,719 Why invite me here only to insult me? 273 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,868 I had to invite you, Pradhan-ji. 274 00:18:20,346 --> 00:18:22,686 To teach you about our culture. 275 00:18:23,106 --> 00:18:24,886 Rani, Rani! I am Rani 276 00:18:25,013 --> 00:18:25,893 Namaste. 277 00:18:26,758 --> 00:18:27,798 Get my car! 278 00:18:28,694 --> 00:18:29,604 Let's go. 279 00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:34,219 Rani! You'll get us taken off air. 280 00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:35,925 You be quiet! 281 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:39,099 - Rani, you're incorrigible! - I know that. 282 00:18:39,263 --> 00:18:41,683 OK, Somen! There's a board meeting at 5. 283 00:18:41,795 --> 00:18:44,095 - Madam-ji, madam... - Yes, what is it? 284 00:18:44,221 --> 00:18:46,891 - Have you taken out a loan? - A loan? 285 00:18:47,013 --> 00:18:49,053 Two debt collectors are here. 286 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,660 The currency of our village runs through foreign lands 287 00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:54,904 Everyone steps aside when the lads arrive 288 00:18:55,096 --> 00:18:56,926 What's going on in the country? 289 00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:00,893 I am a lover of the beauty of spring 290 00:19:04,472 --> 00:19:05,052 Hello. 291 00:19:05,631 --> 00:19:06,261 Yes? 292 00:19:09,013 --> 00:19:09,523 Yes? 293 00:19:09,636 --> 00:19:13,176 Nothing really... I was saying... He's Vicky. My BFF-cum-trainer. 294 00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:15,294 Soon to marry steady girlfriend Minty. 295 00:19:18,513 --> 00:19:19,513 Congratulations! 296 00:19:20,352 --> 00:19:21,852 Minty is a lucky girl. 297 00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:25,346 And you are? 298 00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:26,795 Single. 299 00:19:27,695 --> 00:19:28,795 Lucky for you. 300 00:19:30,932 --> 00:19:32,302 Rocky Randhawa this side. 301 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,885 And if you come this side, who will you be? 302 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,720 Meanz? 303 00:19:37,153 --> 00:19:38,103 Nothing. 304 00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:44,641 Shits! You're checking me out? 305 00:19:45,882 --> 00:19:47,762 No, sorry... 306 00:19:48,613 --> 00:19:50,583 Do you always wear your shirt wide open? 307 00:19:50,696 --> 00:19:53,386 Always. Low is good, Lower is batter. 308 00:19:53,628 --> 00:19:56,428 Don't mind, but if I said anything about your neckline, 309 00:19:56,545 --> 00:19:58,955 or commented on your blouse, all hell would break loose! 310 00:19:59,205 --> 00:20:01,165 Sorry. I didn't mean to objectify you. I just... 311 00:20:01,295 --> 00:20:04,665 No objection taken! I'm made to admire. 312 00:20:04,795 --> 00:20:07,545 A ton of hard work. All natural, no steroid! Aks him. 313 00:20:07,795 --> 00:20:08,545 Sit down. 314 00:20:10,094 --> 00:20:12,304 What will you have? Tea or coffee, or...? 315 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,247 One espresso shot before workout, now protein time. 316 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,710 Rani-ji, my card. Here. 317 00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:21,463 Twenty-two karat gold plated. 318 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:25,706 Anyway, full intro. We have a shop in Karol Bagh market. 319 00:20:25,837 --> 00:20:28,247 First shop, biggest shop, our shop - Dhanlakshmi Sweets. 320 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,547 You must've heard the name? It's as famous as "Rahul"! 321 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:36,881 I wouldn't say we're the biggest, we are the biggest! 322 00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:39,593 We don't have attitude like South Delhi-ites. 323 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:43,250 For rum: Bold Monk. For vodka: Simrin-pop. 324 00:20:43,447 --> 00:20:44,627 Full ground to earth! 325 00:20:45,304 --> 00:20:48,674 That's lovely... what did you want? 326 00:20:49,837 --> 00:20:52,667 - Is Jamini Chatter your granny? - Chatterjee. 327 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,670 You added the 'Jee' to Chatter? 328 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,295 No. It's Jamini 'Chatterjee'. It's a Bengali surname. 329 00:20:58,441 --> 00:21:00,631 To answer your question, yes, she's my granny. 330 00:21:01,106 --> 00:21:02,086 Yes! 331 00:21:02,993 --> 00:21:05,843 Tell me, Rani-ji, is your granny dead or alive? 332 00:21:06,603 --> 00:21:07,173 Dead? 333 00:21:09,546 --> 00:21:11,126 Sorry. When? 334 00:21:11,411 --> 00:21:13,631 No, shut up! She's alive. 335 00:21:13,753 --> 00:21:17,633 Alive? That's good news. So why say "shut up"? 336 00:21:17,892 --> 00:21:22,302 Can you confirm this is your granny? 337 00:21:25,181 --> 00:21:26,801 That's Thakuma. 338 00:21:27,075 --> 00:21:29,295 My grandpa, Kanwal. 339 00:21:29,795 --> 00:21:32,955 He has bad health problems and a failing memory. 340 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:37,630 He cannot walk or talk, but suddenly two days ago, 341 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:41,996 he said: "Jamini" and gave some pretty lady a kiss. 342 00:21:42,531 --> 00:21:46,131 Then I found a photo of your granny in his poetry diary. 343 00:21:46,424 --> 00:21:49,214 "Jamini" is written on the back. 344 00:21:50,878 --> 00:21:53,378 It seemed fishy to me. 345 00:21:54,442 --> 00:21:55,172 Krezzy, no? 346 00:21:56,193 --> 00:21:57,173 Crazy. 347 00:21:57,446 --> 00:22:00,876 Rani-ji, I love my grandpa the most in this whole world. 348 00:22:01,003 --> 00:22:02,633 I just want him to be OK. 349 00:22:03,266 --> 00:22:05,916 Our doctor said this "Jamini" 350 00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:08,915 may help with his memory. She called it...? 351 00:22:09,389 --> 00:22:10,379 A trigger. 352 00:22:10,712 --> 00:22:14,132 So I thought if grandpa met her, 353 00:22:15,107 --> 00:22:17,337 his old memories would be revived. 354 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,960 And he'd remember us again. 355 00:22:21,421 --> 00:22:21,961 OK. 356 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:28,170 That's all. Can you show the photo to your granny and call me? 357 00:22:29,036 --> 00:22:32,296 Facetime. 24/7. For you - avaylable. 358 00:22:33,287 --> 00:22:33,917 OK. 359 00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:35,205 - Bye. - Bye. 360 00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:42,295 Lund. 361 00:22:42,837 --> 00:22:45,587 - What! - Kanwal Lund. Grandpa's name. 362 00:22:45,837 --> 00:22:47,917 - For granny to remember! - OK. 363 00:22:48,494 --> 00:22:49,304 OK. 364 00:22:51,045 --> 00:22:52,245 - Bye. - Bye. 365 00:22:58,447 --> 00:22:59,747 Oh my God! 366 00:23:03,605 --> 00:23:05,995 - Share the joke? - Oh God, Somen. 367 00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:07,705 You scared me! 368 00:23:08,545 --> 00:23:09,795 - Guess what? - What? 369 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,880 I have two tickets for a jazz performance. 370 00:23:13,273 --> 00:23:15,303 Piano-man? Two tickets. 371 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,571 Great, who you going with? 372 00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:29,520 This is my grandfather's ancestral home. 373 00:23:29,802 --> 00:23:33,262 Grandfather has passed away, but he's still remembered with great respect. 374 00:23:34,777 --> 00:23:36,887 My mother, Anjoli Ray Chatterjee. 375 00:23:37,079 --> 00:23:40,399 Delhi University's most senior English Literature professor. 376 00:23:40,931 --> 00:23:42,511 All I can say is - 377 00:23:42,627 --> 00:23:45,117 the British have gone, but they left her behind! 378 00:23:45,999 --> 00:23:49,009 Ah, the prodigal daughter returns! 379 00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:50,095 Hi, Ma. 380 00:23:50,356 --> 00:23:52,906 Well, this isn't a boastful rodomontade. 381 00:23:53,026 --> 00:23:55,896 But, darling, I had envisaged quite correctly so 382 00:23:56,189 --> 00:23:59,009 that you'd be rather tardy in reaching home this evening. 383 00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:02,981 Our in-house Shashi Tharoor. 384 00:24:03,226 --> 00:24:06,146 She means: 'I assumed you'd be late.' 385 00:24:06,627 --> 00:24:07,997 Is father's class on? 386 00:24:09,679 --> 00:24:13,669 My Baba - The best father in the world. Chandon Chatterjee. 387 00:24:14,099 --> 00:24:16,639 He used to be quite a famous Kathak dancer in Kolkata. 388 00:24:17,043 --> 00:24:21,423 But Ma got a terrific job in Delhi, so he moved here with her. 389 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:24,563 Things aren't the same for him as they were in Kolkata. 390 00:24:24,793 --> 00:24:26,633 He teaches dance at home now. 391 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,960 He never complains, but I know he really misses his stage. 392 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:37,171 And this is Jamini. My granny. 393 00:24:37,429 --> 00:24:40,359 She loves poetry and old Hindi film songs. 394 00:24:40,611 --> 00:24:41,631 Thakuma! 395 00:24:41,895 --> 00:24:42,785 Sweetie! 396 00:24:45,053 --> 00:24:46,693 Dinner nearly ready? 397 00:24:47,672 --> 00:24:48,972 Enough salt? 398 00:24:51,053 --> 00:24:52,103 Delicious! 399 00:24:52,303 --> 00:24:55,313 Esh! Freshen up first. Silly girl! 400 00:25:01,336 --> 00:25:02,306 - Rani. - Yes? 401 00:25:02,438 --> 00:25:03,808 I spoke to Somen. 402 00:25:04,313 --> 00:25:05,983 He offered you two concert tickets. 403 00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,805 And you declined without as much as a confabulation? 404 00:25:08,938 --> 00:25:11,858 You really keep tabs on Somen. Why not marry him? 405 00:25:12,022 --> 00:25:14,612 If I was your age, I would! 406 00:25:15,104 --> 00:25:17,314 I positively bombilate with anticipation 407 00:25:17,438 --> 00:25:19,148 every time I see the two of them together. 408 00:25:19,272 --> 00:25:22,152 Seriously, Ma, think of it. Somen weds Rani. 409 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:23,857 Somen weds Rani! Think about it. 410 00:25:24,041 --> 00:25:27,961 God forbid. Rani did give it a try. But what happened? 411 00:25:28,076 --> 00:25:30,436 - They broke up within three months. - Ah! So what? 412 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:33,363 And on top of everything else, that fool was a bad lover. 413 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,980 Ask Rani. Tell her! 414 00:25:36,688 --> 00:25:39,018 Actually, the boys of today, they lack rhythm. 415 00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:42,110 What do girls want? Rhythm! See? 416 00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:48,780 And boys go thump thump thump! 417 00:25:49,697 --> 00:25:51,807 - Chandon! - Baba is right, Ma. 418 00:25:52,313 --> 00:25:55,273 There's zero chemistry between Somen and me. 419 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:59,478 The problem is we look for chemistry where it's not to be found. 420 00:26:00,230 --> 00:26:02,480 You find it where you least expect it. 421 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:08,730 Love hits you like a storm, and you get swept away like a tiny twig. 422 00:26:09,147 --> 00:26:14,307 Speaking of storms. A real storm swept through my office today. 423 00:26:14,693 --> 00:26:17,273 If only you had seen him. A real museum piece. 424 00:26:17,603 --> 00:26:21,813 He asked me to ask granny about... what was his name? 425 00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:24,690 Kanwal Lund? 426 00:26:25,241 --> 00:26:27,561 I think that was the name. 427 00:26:30,148 --> 00:26:31,148 Huh? 428 00:26:32,188 --> 00:26:33,558 What's wrong? 429 00:26:49,563 --> 00:26:52,233 Sometimes fleeting moments 430 00:26:54,592 --> 00:26:56,692 give you enough love for a lifetime. 431 00:26:58,777 --> 00:27:02,017 I can never forget that week. 432 00:27:08,590 --> 00:27:10,020 In 1978, 433 00:27:10,623 --> 00:27:15,273 I went with my sister Nandini to Shimla for a holiday. 434 00:27:17,597 --> 00:27:20,607 That's where I met Kanwal-ji. 435 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,806 At a poetry symposium. 436 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:27,689 When we heard a couplet by Firaq, 437 00:27:29,109 --> 00:27:34,979 we both said "splendid" at the same time. 438 00:27:37,302 --> 00:27:38,692 It was like 439 00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:43,192 I had met a soulmate for the first time. 440 00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:52,358 At first, we became close friends. Then friendship turned into love. 441 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,980 We were both married, 442 00:27:56,415 --> 00:28:01,015 and didn't have the courage to break our homes. 443 00:28:02,712 --> 00:28:03,942 So one day, 444 00:28:06,439 --> 00:28:07,689 we both 445 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:12,440 made the decision to part. 446 00:28:16,318 --> 00:28:17,858 That's all I have left. 447 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,770 So I just got my PR this year and like... 448 00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:44,730 Ah, here comes the tea. And Golu too. 449 00:28:44,855 --> 00:28:46,645 Namaste. 450 00:28:49,256 --> 00:28:51,686 She doesn't look a bit like her photograph. 451 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:57,482 You didn't send a full-length photo. She's a little... 452 00:28:58,228 --> 00:29:01,268 Do have some tea. And try our special Dhanlakshmi laddoos. 453 00:29:01,443 --> 00:29:02,363 Serve everyone, dear. 454 00:29:02,537 --> 00:29:03,857 How many sugars? 455 00:29:04,297 --> 00:29:06,357 I'm on like a sugarless diet. 456 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,610 You have Stevia? Sugar free? 457 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:13,943 There you go. 458 00:29:17,137 --> 00:29:19,117 - And how many sugars for you? - Thanks. 459 00:29:19,451 --> 00:29:22,911 I'm on a diet. Shall I send you the details? 460 00:29:23,826 --> 00:29:26,196 Diet? Diet! 461 00:29:27,076 --> 00:29:29,446 Everyone in our family is super healthy. 462 00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:35,197 Our Shonty is a fitness freak. Hiking-wiking, Tai Chi. 463 00:29:36,117 --> 00:29:37,157 You too? 464 00:29:38,659 --> 00:29:40,619 - Exercise? - Excuse me? 465 00:29:40,742 --> 00:29:43,242 It's OK if they don't share the same hobbies, 466 00:29:43,409 --> 00:29:46,329 but their hearts must match. Personalities must match. 467 00:29:46,617 --> 00:29:48,277 Ask Gayatri anything you want. 468 00:29:48,617 --> 00:29:49,367 Shonty! 469 00:29:49,492 --> 00:29:54,742 Fine. So, like, does marrying within like the community matter to you? 470 00:29:55,284 --> 00:29:56,284 Answer. 471 00:29:57,534 --> 00:30:01,284 As mother said, hearts matching is more important. 472 00:30:01,492 --> 00:30:03,082 I have nothing against intercourse. 473 00:30:04,159 --> 00:30:07,079 We must do it. It's important for the community... 474 00:30:07,576 --> 00:30:10,156 Not intercourse, inter-caste! 475 00:30:10,492 --> 00:30:12,032 She meanz inter-caste. 476 00:30:12,159 --> 00:30:14,119 Auto-krect problem. 477 00:30:14,451 --> 00:30:18,491 She gets her words in a twist. But never confuses numbers. 478 00:30:18,909 --> 00:30:20,779 Sister is a state topper in mathematiz! 479 00:30:20,951 --> 00:30:23,181 They want a bride, not an accountant. 480 00:30:24,326 --> 00:30:25,326 Have your tea. 481 00:30:25,451 --> 00:30:27,121 There's little else anyway. 482 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:30,829 - She's funny... - Funny? 483 00:30:31,367 --> 00:30:34,487 - Forget it! He was too short. - Just leave me alone. 484 00:30:35,909 --> 00:30:39,619 If your words come out wrong, then stay silent. Get it? 485 00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:41,953 But I won't stay silent. 486 00:30:42,159 --> 00:30:44,239 She's been rejected 50 times. 487 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:47,909 But she's sworn never to lose weight. 488 00:30:48,242 --> 00:30:50,532 - Who does she take after? - Who do you think? 489 00:30:51,451 --> 00:30:52,331 Oh! 490 00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:57,122 Don't worry, sis. 491 00:30:57,742 --> 00:31:00,742 I'll help you. From tomorrow no cheato, only Keto. 492 00:31:00,867 --> 00:31:03,447 Get lost! Did I ask you to help? Big talker! 493 00:31:03,659 --> 00:31:05,449 See how she answers back? 494 00:31:06,326 --> 00:31:08,236 Forget it. Do I care! 495 00:31:14,203 --> 00:31:16,873 Have you verified these numbers? Are you sure? 496 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:19,656 Rocky, hurry up. We're getting late. 497 00:31:19,784 --> 00:31:23,034 Bro, I must work sometimes. Officyal signaytures. 498 00:31:23,242 --> 00:31:24,492 Hello, Rocky Randhawa this side. 499 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:25,487 Hello? 500 00:31:26,826 --> 00:31:27,826 This is Rani... 501 00:31:28,617 --> 00:31:29,947 Rani Chatterjee. 502 00:31:32,409 --> 00:31:34,579 Is the fire burning on both sides? 503 00:31:35,909 --> 00:31:36,529 Excuse me? 504 00:31:36,742 --> 00:31:38,912 I was talking about Kanwal and Jamini. 505 00:31:39,826 --> 00:31:40,576 I see. 506 00:31:40,701 --> 00:31:42,241 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning. 507 00:31:43,159 --> 00:31:44,489 Or were you thinking about us? 508 00:31:45,576 --> 00:31:47,736 Why? You in-trusted? 509 00:31:48,326 --> 00:31:50,856 Depends. Try a pick-up line. 510 00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:55,624 OK! I'm a pupy, take me home. 511 00:31:56,617 --> 00:31:57,527 Puppy? 512 00:31:57,659 --> 00:32:00,239 Prospruss Urban Punjabi Youth. Pupy! 513 00:32:03,867 --> 00:32:05,197 You really are unique! 514 00:32:05,326 --> 00:32:07,366 Glad you're so informal. 515 00:32:07,742 --> 00:32:08,992 Listen, I need to see you. 516 00:32:10,909 --> 00:32:14,369 Know the wrestlers' arena in Roshanara Park? Come there. 517 00:32:14,574 --> 00:32:17,084 A wrestlers' arena? Not a coffee shop? 518 00:32:17,576 --> 00:32:19,696 Remember my BFF cum-trainer, Vicky? 519 00:32:19,909 --> 00:32:21,029 Yes, Vicky. 520 00:32:21,201 --> 00:32:22,781 We'll meet at his grandpa's arena. 521 00:32:23,201 --> 00:32:26,531 They're sallibrating a golden jubilee. See you there. 522 00:32:26,992 --> 00:32:29,122 You go ahead. We can meet tomorrow. 523 00:32:29,742 --> 00:32:31,992 Must you always argue? "Korbo, lorbo, jeetbo." 524 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,907 Sending you the location pin. See you at 4. 525 00:32:34,076 --> 00:32:35,446 See you there. OK, bye! 526 00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:41,866 Why are you smiling? 527 00:32:42,521 --> 00:32:44,351 Good afternoon everyone! 528 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:47,623 Welcome to today's entertaining wrestling tournament! 529 00:32:47,741 --> 00:32:51,031 Let's have a round of applause for today's wrestlers. 530 00:32:52,117 --> 00:32:53,777 Hello, Rani-ji! 531 00:32:54,409 --> 00:32:57,619 Valcome! Valcome to Akhada-mela collab! 532 00:32:58,034 --> 00:32:59,534 - Look naice. - Thank you. 533 00:32:59,659 --> 00:33:01,869 I see. You brought your brother for your safety! 534 00:33:02,086 --> 00:33:04,446 Rani-ji, don't go by my looks, we are a good nature! 535 00:33:05,076 --> 00:33:07,696 - I'm her colleague. - Yeah. 536 00:33:08,409 --> 00:33:09,329 Colleague? 537 00:33:10,099 --> 00:33:11,829 Mother's side? Father's side? 538 00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:13,991 He works with me. 539 00:33:16,139 --> 00:33:16,779 Bro! 540 00:33:16,909 --> 00:33:19,079 Somen... Rocky. Rocky... Somen. 541 00:33:19,701 --> 00:33:22,741 And bro, I can look after my safety just fine. 542 00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:25,781 Taek-won. Whoa! 543 00:33:26,367 --> 00:33:28,077 Bring it here! 544 00:33:28,201 --> 00:33:31,531 This is the best lassi in the whole of Old Delhi. 545 00:33:31,659 --> 00:33:35,369 - The best! - Washing machine special. Cheers! 546 00:33:36,076 --> 00:33:38,236 We boys call our WhatsApp group: 547 00:33:38,524 --> 00:33:41,584 "Drinks lassi, trapped she is." Essclusive guys talk only. 548 00:33:42,492 --> 00:33:43,242 OK. 549 00:33:43,367 --> 00:33:45,447 Don't think Rani-ji is going to drink that lassi. 550 00:33:47,201 --> 00:33:49,281 Delicate South Delhi-ite. 551 00:34:00,244 --> 00:34:01,534 What were you saying? 552 00:34:03,617 --> 00:34:04,907 You got the... 553 00:34:06,826 --> 00:34:07,616 What? 554 00:34:09,409 --> 00:34:10,329 What? 555 00:34:19,784 --> 00:34:22,334 Think we're done. Let's go, please. Thank you. 556 00:34:22,909 --> 00:34:25,119 I want to talk to him. One second. 557 00:34:26,909 --> 00:34:27,909 I want to talk to you. 558 00:34:28,284 --> 00:34:29,624 - Private? - Ya. 559 00:34:32,992 --> 00:34:35,082 Keep busy. Come side. 560 00:34:36,701 --> 00:34:40,121 - No, no, bro. Where you going? - Yes, Rani-ji... tell me. 561 00:34:40,659 --> 00:34:42,079 I spoke to my granny. 562 00:34:43,196 --> 00:34:45,236 And she wants to meet your grandpa. 563 00:34:47,843 --> 00:34:49,203 Bullseye! 564 00:34:56,087 --> 00:34:57,077 OK. 565 00:34:57,992 --> 00:35:00,082 Bring your grandpa over to our house. 566 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:03,197 No way. Grandma has grandpa in lockdown. 567 00:35:03,409 --> 00:35:05,199 He's under house arrest. 568 00:35:05,367 --> 00:35:08,327 Can't blame her. When he goes out, he's out of control. 569 00:35:08,451 --> 00:35:09,871 Izz a bad scene. 570 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:12,532 OK, no worries. We'll come to your place. 571 00:35:13,909 --> 00:35:14,659 Sure. 572 00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:18,027 Rocky! 573 00:35:20,429 --> 00:35:21,869 Valcome! Come. 574 00:35:22,034 --> 00:35:23,124 Done! 575 00:35:23,784 --> 00:35:25,624 - OK. - But tell me. 576 00:35:26,534 --> 00:35:29,534 You could've asked me on the phone. 577 00:35:29,933 --> 00:35:31,123 I could've. 578 00:35:33,106 --> 00:35:35,076 But how else to check you out? 579 00:35:38,076 --> 00:35:39,616 I'm melting! 580 00:35:41,867 --> 00:35:43,907 - I had better go. - Where going? 581 00:35:44,284 --> 00:35:46,414 Wait! My programme is about to start. 582 00:35:46,534 --> 00:35:48,414 - Dance party. - You're gonna dance? 583 00:35:50,534 --> 00:35:53,784 I can't see any rhythm in your body. 584 00:35:54,659 --> 00:35:55,909 Esscuse! 585 00:35:57,534 --> 00:35:58,584 Challenge? 586 00:35:59,367 --> 00:36:00,027 Yeah! 587 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:02,372 Come. Let me show you. 588 00:36:08,453 --> 00:36:10,413 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 589 00:36:11,659 --> 00:36:12,789 Can't take my eyes off you 590 00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:14,739 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 591 00:36:16,164 --> 00:36:17,124 Can't take my eyes off you 592 00:36:17,395 --> 00:36:19,505 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 593 00:36:21,742 --> 00:36:23,662 You're in the Rai Bareilly marketplace 594 00:36:23,909 --> 00:36:25,159 Flaunting your beauty 595 00:36:26,201 --> 00:36:29,411 She'll take your breath away when your eyes meet 596 00:36:30,617 --> 00:36:32,777 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 597 00:36:35,076 --> 00:36:36,906 You're in the Rai Bareilly marketplace 598 00:36:37,034 --> 00:36:38,914 Flaunting your beauty 599 00:36:39,576 --> 00:36:42,576 She'll take your breath away when your eyes meet 600 00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:45,819 Decked in jewellery from head to toe 601 00:36:46,242 --> 00:36:48,122 Watch out for the gust of wind 602 00:36:48,451 --> 00:36:52,031 Your earring may fly off, so don't say, 'Where's it gone?' 603 00:36:52,621 --> 00:36:55,841 Your earring! Oh no! 604 00:36:56,452 --> 00:36:57,422 What earring? 605 00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:02,130 What earring? 606 00:37:05,388 --> 00:37:06,508 What earring? 607 00:37:09,525 --> 00:37:10,355 Oh no! 608 00:37:14,192 --> 00:37:15,032 What earring? 609 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:18,073 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 610 00:37:18,446 --> 00:37:19,456 Can't take my eyes off you 611 00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:21,753 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 612 00:37:23,928 --> 00:37:25,798 So innocent on the outside 613 00:37:25,928 --> 00:37:28,048 So fake on the inside 614 00:37:28,178 --> 00:37:31,508 Why are you after me, you flirt? 615 00:37:32,553 --> 00:37:36,553 Stuck like sellotape. Pasted on like glue 616 00:37:37,345 --> 00:37:40,885 A good-for-nothing. You're a right fool 617 00:37:41,512 --> 00:37:45,392 You're just looking for the chance to hit a homerun 618 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:49,474 In case you find a missing earring 619 00:37:49,803 --> 00:37:50,583 What earring? 620 00:37:50,704 --> 00:37:53,854 Your earring did fall off! 621 00:37:58,637 --> 00:37:59,597 What earring? 622 00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:08,350 What earring? 623 00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:11,640 Your earring did fall off! 624 00:38:43,943 --> 00:38:48,363 Your earring fell off in the Bareilly marketplace 625 00:38:48,481 --> 00:38:52,791 Your earring fell off in the Bareilly marketplace 626 00:38:52,908 --> 00:38:55,318 Your earring did fall off! 627 00:39:14,095 --> 00:39:16,965 How long have you known my husband? 628 00:39:18,238 --> 00:39:21,638 We met in 1978 at a poetry symposium. 629 00:39:22,268 --> 00:39:23,848 You write poetry? 630 00:39:24,374 --> 00:39:26,434 Oh no. I just like poetry. 631 00:39:27,970 --> 00:39:30,010 And your husband? 632 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:33,597 He has passed away. 633 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:37,180 How many times did you meet my husband? 634 00:39:37,868 --> 00:39:40,508 About five or six times. 635 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:41,926 Five or six times? 636 00:39:42,206 --> 00:39:45,466 Hear that? They met 5 or 6 times, yet he keeps calling her name. 637 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,100 My husband. 638 00:40:17,387 --> 00:40:20,257 Kanwal-ji... how are you? 639 00:40:21,302 --> 00:40:22,602 My husband. 640 00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:24,103 Yes. 641 00:40:25,595 --> 00:40:26,545 I'm Jamini. 642 00:40:31,928 --> 00:40:33,258 Shimla Coffee House. 643 00:40:33,803 --> 00:40:35,183 The poetry symposium? 644 00:40:36,387 --> 00:40:37,467 The Firaq verse: 645 00:40:38,668 --> 00:40:41,138 "The evening was filled with mist 646 00:40:41,887 --> 00:40:44,347 "She was wistful and sad 647 00:40:44,996 --> 00:40:49,096 "Old memories stirred this heart of mine" 648 00:40:53,562 --> 00:40:55,932 We went on walks. 649 00:40:56,428 --> 00:41:00,008 We saw a rerun of 'Hum Dono' at the Gaiety cinema. 650 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,930 Our favourite old song... 651 00:41:17,202 --> 00:41:18,762 It's time for father to have his medicine. 652 00:41:19,095 --> 00:41:22,775 Thank you for your valuable time. 653 00:41:25,174 --> 00:41:26,644 Ma, let's go. 654 00:41:36,982 --> 00:41:38,052 Jamini! 655 00:41:47,303 --> 00:41:52,173 Don't go away, don't leave me now 656 00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:58,303 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 657 00:42:03,970 --> 00:42:07,300 Don't go away, don't leave me now 658 00:42:08,029 --> 00:42:11,099 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 659 00:42:17,803 --> 00:42:20,973 You have only just arrived 660 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:24,760 Blossoming like the spring 661 00:42:25,887 --> 00:42:29,097 Let the air spread your fragrance 662 00:42:29,768 --> 00:42:32,888 Let us exchange a glance or two 663 00:42:33,637 --> 00:42:37,097 Let the evening settle into night 664 00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:45,048 Let the evening settle into night 665 00:42:45,387 --> 00:42:48,797 Let my heart recover itself 666 00:42:49,345 --> 00:42:52,795 Let me live this precious moment 667 00:42:53,303 --> 00:42:56,763 Let me drink of this sweet nectar 668 00:42:57,235 --> 00:43:00,545 Let me drink of this sweet nectar 669 00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:04,468 You've hardly said a word 670 00:43:05,012 --> 00:43:08,352 You've hardly heard me say much 671 00:43:09,068 --> 00:43:12,388 Don't be offended by what I say 672 00:43:12,887 --> 00:43:16,637 This is love and not a complaint 673 00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:20,350 Don't leave me now. 674 00:43:20,992 --> 00:43:22,892 My heart hasn't had its fill of you. 675 00:43:26,925 --> 00:43:28,315 Bro, can I say something? 676 00:43:28,535 --> 00:43:31,365 Grandpa turned out like the kisser Emraan Hashmi, but for old folk. 677 00:43:31,657 --> 00:43:35,027 He has such strong emotions even now, he's just... 678 00:43:36,198 --> 00:43:38,618 You're fokusing on his love story, what about me? 679 00:43:38,823 --> 00:43:39,783 Go to hell! 680 00:43:40,344 --> 00:43:43,454 Rani Chatterjee is so classy, bet she even sneezes in English. 681 00:43:43,865 --> 00:43:46,865 So what! Aren't I aejucated too? 682 00:43:47,298 --> 00:43:49,448 Didn't Papa buy me a top place in 12th class? 683 00:43:49,571 --> 00:43:52,741 - Oh wow! You're aejucated, bro! - Legit, bro! 684 00:43:52,865 --> 00:43:57,235 Just because you read the label on a protein box doesn't make you educated. 685 00:43:57,407 --> 00:43:58,907 - Oh, hello. - Silly boy. 686 00:43:59,032 --> 00:44:02,742 Didn't grandpa floor Jamini Chatter? All in the genes, bro! 687 00:44:03,615 --> 00:44:05,365 But grandpa knows poetry. 688 00:44:06,407 --> 00:44:07,567 Do you? 689 00:44:11,865 --> 00:44:15,155 Piping hot fish! Any takers? 690 00:44:15,282 --> 00:44:17,492 Ah! Culinary genius. 691 00:44:17,615 --> 00:44:19,315 Thank you, Ma. 692 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,370 Ma? 693 00:44:22,407 --> 00:44:24,617 Cool. I've always wanted a little brother. 694 00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:25,620 Hey! 695 00:44:26,657 --> 00:44:28,537 Hello to the Chatterjees! 696 00:44:28,657 --> 00:44:30,447 You're having a party and didn't invite me. 697 00:44:31,573 --> 00:44:33,953 Sonam, you're like Rani's network. 698 00:44:34,073 --> 00:44:36,323 Where she, there you. So clingy! 699 00:44:36,448 --> 00:44:37,318 Ma! 700 00:44:38,407 --> 00:44:41,487 Rocky, might I entice you with a drink? 701 00:44:41,865 --> 00:44:44,025 - Can you repeat? - Entice? 702 00:44:46,198 --> 00:44:47,068 Drink? 703 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:47,990 Sure! 704 00:44:48,865 --> 00:44:50,315 You are take-ing? 705 00:44:50,907 --> 00:44:52,487 I also take-ing. 706 00:44:53,032 --> 00:44:56,782 We are all... take-ing. For you, ice or water? 707 00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,570 On zee rocks! 708 00:44:58,823 --> 00:45:00,373 I'll get you on the rocks. 709 00:45:03,532 --> 00:45:05,742 Hi, Rani. How's you? 710 00:45:06,490 --> 00:45:07,410 I'm fine. 711 00:45:07,907 --> 00:45:10,657 You here to deliver laddoos? 712 00:45:11,365 --> 00:45:14,315 Grandma says never go anywhere empty-handed. 713 00:45:14,823 --> 00:45:17,243 This is just a small... Put it inside. 714 00:45:17,782 --> 00:45:20,492 Actually, I wanted to talk. 715 00:45:21,073 --> 00:45:22,073 Go ahead! 716 00:45:22,907 --> 00:45:23,987 Come to side. 717 00:45:25,073 --> 00:45:26,163 Yes, let's go. 718 00:45:27,657 --> 00:45:28,617 OK? 719 00:45:31,782 --> 00:45:34,492 Let's go where there's no network. 720 00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:36,452 Oh... Somen. 721 00:45:39,782 --> 00:45:41,032 If you need me, 722 00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:43,660 just give me a call. 723 00:45:44,548 --> 00:45:47,068 You're right here. Why should I call? 724 00:45:47,451 --> 00:45:48,701 Yes. Correct. 725 00:45:50,218 --> 00:45:52,368 Not "Sonam". It's Somen! 726 00:45:53,782 --> 00:45:54,992 OK! 727 00:46:01,365 --> 00:46:03,195 - Hmm. - Hmm. 728 00:46:03,941 --> 00:46:05,281 - Hmm? - Hmm? 729 00:46:05,823 --> 00:46:06,913 Speak up! 730 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,320 "In 1978, 731 00:46:13,615 --> 00:46:16,365 "a love story was incomplete 732 00:46:18,407 --> 00:46:19,407 OK. 733 00:46:20,615 --> 00:46:22,235 "In 2022, 734 00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:24,953 "they just had to meet. 735 00:46:26,948 --> 00:46:31,658 "So grandpa could get back his mammery. 736 00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:37,740 "Rani is as sveet as jaggery!" 737 00:46:42,615 --> 00:46:43,695 Jaggery? 738 00:46:43,948 --> 00:46:46,948 I couldn't find another rhyme for "mammery." So "jaggery". 739 00:46:47,865 --> 00:46:49,365 You really are unique! 740 00:46:49,907 --> 00:46:51,067 Unique? 741 00:46:58,407 --> 00:47:01,407 Coming back to "they just had to meet." 742 00:47:01,657 --> 00:47:03,407 - There's one problem. - What? 743 00:47:03,865 --> 00:47:06,025 What about your grandma and your dad? 744 00:47:07,823 --> 00:47:08,663 What? 745 00:47:09,443 --> 00:47:14,623 What they don't know, won't hurt them! Simpal! 746 00:47:15,508 --> 00:47:19,278 But where will my granny and your grandpa meet? I mean... 747 00:47:19,402 --> 00:47:22,822 Seriously? No better place for lovers than Delhi. 748 00:47:23,511 --> 00:47:24,571 That's true. 749 00:47:24,698 --> 00:47:29,908 They will meet... but on the sly. 750 00:47:31,032 --> 00:47:32,372 Know vot I meanz? 751 00:47:33,032 --> 00:47:34,282 I know what you meanz. 752 00:47:34,448 --> 00:47:37,408 Come, let us do back party join. 753 00:47:38,032 --> 00:47:38,822 OK. 754 00:47:52,721 --> 00:47:54,031 A time capsule of memories. 755 00:47:54,242 --> 00:47:57,782 Riding on the wind, floating with the clouds 756 00:47:58,117 --> 00:47:58,827 Careful! 757 00:47:58,950 --> 00:48:02,620 Riding on the wind, floating with the clouds 758 00:48:03,524 --> 00:48:05,454 Darling, let's fly 759 00:48:05,992 --> 00:48:10,082 Take me along with you, every day and night 760 00:48:10,533 --> 00:48:14,623 Careful, come with me. Hand-in-hand, we go 761 00:48:15,117 --> 00:48:16,867 Darling, let's fly 762 00:48:34,242 --> 00:48:37,492 This intoxicating evening 763 00:48:38,256 --> 00:48:41,736 Makes my head spin 764 00:48:42,269 --> 00:48:48,369 I can feel myself being pulled towards you 765 00:48:50,158 --> 00:48:53,698 This intoxicating evening 766 00:48:54,283 --> 00:48:57,743 Makes my head spin 767 00:48:58,283 --> 00:49:03,783 I can feel myself being pulled towards you 768 00:49:06,325 --> 00:49:07,725 How are you, my dear? 769 00:49:07,994 --> 00:49:09,584 What's on your mind? 770 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:13,340 You got all stirred up, oh ho ho... 771 00:49:13,771 --> 00:49:17,031 And slipped away just like that, aa aa aa... 772 00:49:17,467 --> 00:49:20,617 Where do we slip off to next? 773 00:49:20,813 --> 00:49:24,693 I'm sending a pin, be careful, don't get pricked. 774 00:49:35,462 --> 00:49:39,582 The weather can't be trusted today 775 00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:46,532 The weather today 776 00:49:49,158 --> 00:49:52,278 There's a storm on its way 777 00:49:57,282 --> 00:50:01,142 The weather is stormy today 778 00:50:02,932 --> 00:50:06,992 The weather can't be trusted today 779 00:50:10,908 --> 00:50:12,908 The weather today 780 00:50:18,997 --> 00:50:21,947 Gain something, lose something 781 00:50:23,902 --> 00:50:27,452 Lose something, gain something 782 00:50:28,877 --> 00:50:35,867 Life is full of meetings and partings. 783 00:50:38,492 --> 00:50:42,282 I always wondered why granny loved these old film songs. 784 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:46,700 Now I get it. She loved the memories associated with them. 785 00:50:47,908 --> 00:50:54,078 Life has no meaning without our love story 786 00:50:57,450 --> 00:51:00,450 Our love song 787 00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:21,659 Love? No, I'm not in love with him, Granny. 788 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:27,080 Me and Rocky - it's just a fling. It's just a thing. 789 00:51:28,325 --> 00:51:31,155 - Is it? - Yes, it is. 790 00:51:35,658 --> 00:51:36,948 Are you scared? 791 00:51:37,742 --> 00:51:40,372 Absolutely not. You're overreacting. 792 00:51:40,993 --> 00:51:43,203 Why are you ignoring your feelings? 793 00:51:44,075 --> 00:51:47,825 Look, my sweetie, you and I are so alike. 794 00:51:48,242 --> 00:51:51,122 You are a part of me. 795 00:51:51,825 --> 00:51:54,485 And for us nothing is ever just a fling. 796 00:51:54,825 --> 00:51:56,115 Just a thing. 797 00:51:57,075 --> 00:51:59,985 - When you think about love... - It's not love, Thakuma. 798 00:52:00,742 --> 00:52:02,532 Everything is permitted in love. 799 00:52:03,325 --> 00:52:06,325 Just think before you act. 800 00:52:09,158 --> 00:52:13,618 You may hold the steering wheel of relationships in your hand, 801 00:52:14,742 --> 00:52:18,032 but it's family that does the backseat driving. 802 00:52:18,617 --> 00:52:23,867 I mean both our families. 803 00:52:27,825 --> 00:52:28,985 Good night. 804 00:52:29,658 --> 00:52:30,778 Good night. 805 00:52:37,617 --> 00:52:39,027 It's not love. 806 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:42,492 What time tomorrow? 807 00:52:42,742 --> 00:52:46,742 Not tomorrow, the day after. Tomorrow's my birthday. 808 00:52:46,950 --> 00:52:47,740 Burrday? 809 00:52:48,492 --> 00:52:50,282 That calls for a spashal sallibration. 810 00:52:50,450 --> 00:52:52,330 No way! No celebrations. 811 00:52:52,450 --> 00:52:54,910 I hate cakes, parties - everything. 812 00:52:55,117 --> 00:52:57,327 In fact, I prefer working on my birthday. 813 00:52:57,533 --> 00:53:00,333 A burrday is the best day. Can I give you a gift? 814 00:53:01,314 --> 00:53:02,164 Day after tomorrow. 815 00:53:02,283 --> 00:53:04,993 Oh no, naughty Chatterjee! 816 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,990 That gift is my duty! 817 00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:09,707 What else can I give you? Gucci? LV? 818 00:53:09,825 --> 00:53:13,905 No, siree. Your choice won't do. Let's meet the day after. 819 00:53:14,117 --> 00:53:15,237 What's wrong with my choice? 820 00:53:18,033 --> 00:53:21,533 A party is a must for you, Miss Chatterjee. Vait and vatch! 821 00:53:21,992 --> 00:53:25,122 - So Rani, what birthday plans? - None. You know me. 822 00:53:27,783 --> 00:53:31,743 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 823 00:53:32,308 --> 00:53:36,138 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 824 00:53:37,533 --> 00:53:41,163 We'll go on a long drive, full speed. Stopping nowhere. 825 00:53:42,908 --> 00:53:45,158 - Didn't I tell you? - Come on! 826 00:53:45,515 --> 00:53:47,195 - Go away. - Please. 827 00:53:47,435 --> 00:53:49,405 - No. - Yes. 828 00:53:50,367 --> 00:53:51,737 Let's go. 829 00:53:53,825 --> 00:53:56,025 Sweetie, where to? 830 00:54:01,367 --> 00:54:02,867 - Where? - Right here. 831 00:54:03,992 --> 00:54:06,032 Why have we come to this junk shop? 832 00:54:06,229 --> 00:54:08,279 No patience at all. 833 00:54:08,604 --> 00:54:10,284 - Right. Take right. - OK. 834 00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:12,372 Now? 835 00:54:13,094 --> 00:54:13,874 Rocky? 836 00:54:15,047 --> 00:54:15,907 Rocky? 837 00:54:21,117 --> 00:54:22,237 Rocky? 838 00:54:28,825 --> 00:54:29,945 Hallos and valcomes. 839 00:54:32,742 --> 00:54:33,622 Vintaege vibes. 840 00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:43,366 Listen! Miss Chatterjee, my heart's matter-jee 841 00:54:44,158 --> 00:54:48,078 The Calcutta girl is mad at me 842 00:54:48,492 --> 00:54:50,662 Gotta make it better-jee. 843 00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:52,409 B-e-t-t-e-r! 844 00:54:55,334 --> 00:54:57,504 B-e-t-t-e-r! 845 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:01,830 Listen! Miss Chatterjee 846 00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:04,098 My heart's matter-jee 847 00:55:04,222 --> 00:55:08,122 The Calcutta girl is mad at me 848 00:55:08,641 --> 00:55:10,781 Gotta make it better-jee. 849 00:55:10,897 --> 00:55:13,187 B-e-t-t-e-r! 850 00:55:15,383 --> 00:55:17,533 B-e-t-t-e-r! 851 00:55:21,033 --> 00:55:24,333 - Rocky, what's all this? - I know you liking old Hindi songs. 852 00:55:24,533 --> 00:55:28,163 Your lover listened to many songs to find one with your name! 853 00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:29,713 'It's Rani's birthday.' 854 00:55:29,825 --> 00:55:32,775 I know, Alexa, thank you very much! 855 00:55:33,325 --> 00:55:36,485 I aalso know you don't like cakes, 856 00:55:36,783 --> 00:55:39,783 but you can't have something against laddoos. 857 00:55:40,283 --> 00:55:43,953 Cakes have refined sugar, and these have Indian ghee. 858 00:55:44,315 --> 00:55:45,485 So haalth benefits! 859 00:55:45,657 --> 00:55:48,827 Come over here and cut the laddoo. Make a wish! 860 00:55:49,408 --> 00:55:52,198 May Rocky's hotness and cuteness be everlasting! 861 00:55:52,325 --> 00:55:54,365 May his body-fat stay in single digits. 862 00:55:54,492 --> 00:55:55,642 A Chanel bag... 863 00:55:59,867 --> 00:56:01,117 Happy Burrday! 864 00:56:01,658 --> 00:56:04,778 Have a little. Don't get fat, even if it's your burrdday. 865 00:56:10,416 --> 00:56:12,236 Many happy returns of the day. 866 00:56:12,461 --> 00:56:13,451 Thank you. 867 00:56:35,783 --> 00:56:39,623 I was thinking like this is a-spacious day. 868 00:56:41,117 --> 00:56:44,077 So let's go all the way. Make it a bigger day. 869 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,530 Rocky, I must go home. 870 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,080 What's wrong? 871 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,740 It's nothing. It's... 872 00:56:51,117 --> 00:56:52,697 Thank you, it's lovely. 873 00:56:52,992 --> 00:56:55,662 But I must get home. My family's waiting for me. 874 00:56:55,950 --> 00:57:00,240 Yes, you must be with the family on your burrday. 875 00:57:00,450 --> 00:57:02,410 It's all about loving your family. 876 00:57:02,617 --> 00:57:04,407 Yeah, it's all about the family. 877 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,620 - Will you drop me home? - Of course. 878 00:57:08,742 --> 00:57:10,742 - Huh? I'll... - Yeah. 879 00:57:22,742 --> 00:57:26,532 The NGO in Kashmir has agreed. When do you want to go? 880 00:57:27,075 --> 00:57:27,985 Rani! 881 00:57:29,075 --> 00:57:30,445 - Rani! - Rocky! 882 00:57:31,408 --> 00:57:33,908 Somen! I'm sorry. I-I heard you! 883 00:57:38,742 --> 00:57:41,782 Guys, can we please take? I gotta go. Yeah? 884 00:57:42,384 --> 00:57:44,164 All right, guys, let's go for a take. 885 00:57:44,916 --> 00:57:48,576 Thakuma and your grandfather are sitting in the garden. They're singing loudly. 886 00:57:49,149 --> 00:57:49,829 Where are you? 887 00:57:52,658 --> 00:57:53,528 Rocky? 888 00:57:58,075 --> 00:57:59,825 Rocky, what is all this? 889 00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:05,281 Come on, Rocky. Stop it. Where are you? 890 00:58:09,367 --> 00:58:10,527 Hi, babez. 891 00:58:10,992 --> 00:58:11,992 Valcome! 892 00:58:13,697 --> 00:58:15,407 To garden of the galaxy! 893 00:58:19,283 --> 00:58:21,163 I know you were feeling awks yesterday. 894 00:58:21,533 --> 00:58:23,083 Everything was low-key. 895 00:58:23,657 --> 00:58:24,987 Then I realised, 896 00:58:26,033 --> 00:58:30,743 to sweep Rani off her feet, we need big canvas moviemaker Rajamouli. 897 00:58:31,492 --> 00:58:32,412 Rocky, you don't - 898 00:58:36,783 --> 00:58:39,783 Today was legs day. But I skipped it. 899 00:58:40,742 --> 00:58:42,742 So I can go down on my knees. 900 00:58:43,316 --> 00:58:45,986 Rocky, please! Don't do that. 901 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,910 We love one another. So marriage is the natural next stap, no? 902 00:58:51,033 --> 00:58:54,033 OK, Rocky, slow down. 903 00:58:54,783 --> 00:58:57,743 Whatever's happening between us... I'm having a lot of fun. 904 00:58:57,867 --> 00:59:00,127 But it's not a love story, 905 00:59:01,325 --> 00:59:04,075 it's a lust story. It's just physical, that's it. 906 00:59:04,825 --> 00:59:08,445 Just a physical... nothing emotional? 907 00:59:09,158 --> 00:59:11,618 Emotional? How, Rocky? 908 00:59:11,992 --> 00:59:15,742 We've only just met. Do you really know me? 909 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:19,370 We should understand each other's feelings, thoughts. 910 00:59:19,934 --> 00:59:23,534 What about politics, social reform, defence, education? 911 00:59:23,653 --> 00:59:26,953 - Do you have an opinion about anything? - Have you ever asked me? 912 00:59:27,634 --> 00:59:31,254 The problem is you think I'm a duffer. Ask me something. 913 00:59:31,367 --> 00:59:33,777 I'll outwit Google, or my name isn't Rocky. 914 00:59:33,992 --> 00:59:35,532 - Rocky, let it drop. - Ask! 915 00:59:35,742 --> 00:59:36,992 - No... - Today you must. 916 00:59:37,117 --> 00:59:38,777 I don't want to take an IQ test, Rocky. 917 00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:40,198 Ask me a question. 918 00:59:40,325 --> 00:59:41,705 - Let it go! - Ask! 919 00:59:41,825 --> 00:59:43,905 Where in India is West Bengal? 920 00:59:44,033 --> 00:59:45,283 In the West. But obvio... 921 00:59:45,908 --> 00:59:48,328 - The East! - A trick question. 922 00:59:48,663 --> 00:59:50,623 - Another one. - Rocky, never mind. 923 00:59:50,742 --> 00:59:52,742 Rani, do you think you're the only aedjucated one? 924 00:59:52,867 --> 00:59:55,367 - Who is India's President? - Dr. Rajendra Prasad. 925 00:59:55,825 --> 00:59:56,945 Droupadi Murmu. 926 00:59:57,075 --> 00:59:58,865 Rajendra Prasad was our first president, Rocky. 927 00:59:59,075 --> 01:00:00,825 You didn't spacify! First or last. 928 01:00:01,117 --> 01:00:03,157 Are you serious? You're talking like a kid now. 929 01:00:03,325 --> 01:00:05,195 Rocky, the point is we're very different. 930 01:00:05,408 --> 01:00:08,198 And more importantly, our families are very different. 931 01:00:08,492 --> 01:00:09,332 I'll be very honest with you. 932 01:00:09,450 --> 01:00:13,080 Seeing your granny and mother veiled, I felt suffocated. 933 01:00:13,325 --> 01:00:17,405 Don't attack my family. So why did you start our affair? 934 01:00:17,617 --> 01:00:20,077 Was it only me? You did nothing? 935 01:00:20,779 --> 01:00:21,869 Basically, 936 01:00:23,908 --> 01:00:26,738 - you were using my body. - What? 937 01:00:26,992 --> 01:00:29,992 In the 70s, your modern granny used my grandpa. 938 01:00:31,325 --> 01:00:32,825 Don't attack my family. 939 01:00:33,075 --> 01:00:35,365 Let me make one thing very clear, Rocky. 940 01:00:35,492 --> 01:00:37,622 Neither of us used each other. 941 01:00:37,742 --> 01:00:40,242 Whatever happened between us was consensual. 942 01:00:43,158 --> 01:00:44,278 Can you repeat? 943 01:00:46,408 --> 01:00:49,658 Consensual means we did it willingly. 944 01:00:49,783 --> 01:00:51,413 You were willing, so was I. 945 01:00:53,325 --> 01:00:54,445 Grandma was right. 946 01:00:55,867 --> 01:00:58,027 "Never be too sweet or you'll be eaten up." 947 01:00:58,408 --> 01:01:00,118 - Stop it, Rocky. - Ya, let's stop it. 948 01:01:00,989 --> 01:01:02,409 Yes, let's stop our story. 949 01:01:03,325 --> 01:01:04,445 I'm breaking off. 950 01:01:04,742 --> 01:01:06,832 Rocky, you're overreacting. Rocky, stop! 951 01:01:07,033 --> 01:01:08,743 Let's talk. Where you going? 952 01:01:08,950 --> 01:01:10,450 To learn the names of our presidents. 953 01:01:11,158 --> 01:01:13,158 Is this love or a college exam? 954 01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,780 Like a fool I've had this ring in my pocket for days. 955 01:01:20,694 --> 01:01:23,624 I wear the latest fashion, Rani. But my heart's old-fashioned. 956 01:01:25,033 --> 01:01:26,663 I don't want just physical. 957 01:01:26,992 --> 01:01:29,692 Mental, emotional, consexual. All or nothing. 958 01:01:30,825 --> 01:01:33,195 But you have nothing for me in your heart. 959 01:01:33,825 --> 01:01:34,615 OK. 960 01:01:37,465 --> 01:01:38,325 Whatevs... 961 01:01:39,283 --> 01:01:40,163 Rocky! 962 01:01:42,242 --> 01:01:44,162 Rocky, say what you want. 963 01:02:13,033 --> 01:02:14,283 Rani, listen. 964 01:02:14,408 --> 01:02:17,028 Thakuma, it's too much. I don't want to discuss this. 965 01:02:17,494 --> 01:02:20,994 I shouldn't waste time with such a family, nor should you. That's it. 966 01:02:21,117 --> 01:02:25,237 Right. After all, it's just a fling, just a thing. No? 967 01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:26,447 Yeah. 968 01:02:28,026 --> 01:02:29,406 It's just a fling. 969 01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:36,490 Whenever I imagine you can't do anything worse, 970 01:02:36,771 --> 01:02:38,621 you break your own record. 971 01:02:38,783 --> 01:02:39,743 Listen to his side. 972 01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:42,485 - Papa-ji... - Stop. Enough! 973 01:02:44,654 --> 01:02:48,164 If I catch this Romeo and Juliet together again, 974 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,830 you'll be walking over my dead body. 975 01:03:10,359 --> 01:03:11,439 He blocked me. 976 01:03:16,292 --> 01:03:20,082 Grandpa, you must forget Jamini. 977 01:03:21,535 --> 01:03:25,395 These Chatterjee girls... they are ditchers! 978 01:03:26,914 --> 01:03:28,534 They are ditchers! 979 01:03:32,311 --> 01:03:33,601 Give me a hug! 980 01:03:35,434 --> 01:03:41,004 So, ready for the Kashmir work trip? 981 01:03:41,415 --> 01:03:43,075 You know, Somen, I'm so ready. 982 01:03:43,207 --> 01:03:46,117 And I'm so excited that I just can't control myself. 983 01:03:48,957 --> 01:03:50,617 - Somen. - Hmm? 984 01:03:51,457 --> 01:03:52,617 Can you hug me? 985 01:03:54,373 --> 01:03:56,673 A hug? You know? 986 01:03:57,457 --> 01:03:58,457 Here? 987 01:03:59,852 --> 01:04:01,122 Then where? 988 01:04:02,415 --> 01:04:03,565 Hug me, Somen! 989 01:04:13,730 --> 01:04:15,120 Forget it. 990 01:04:16,262 --> 01:04:18,172 - Let's try again. From this side? - No! 991 01:04:19,077 --> 01:04:21,207 It's fine... it's fine. 992 01:04:22,290 --> 01:04:23,710 It's not fine. 993 01:05:03,909 --> 01:05:07,829 Colourless were the days 994 01:05:09,312 --> 01:05:13,162 Colourless were the nights 995 01:05:14,603 --> 01:05:18,203 To my world 996 01:05:19,227 --> 01:05:22,277 You brought colour 997 01:05:25,348 --> 01:05:28,528 Bland were the moments 998 01:05:30,659 --> 01:05:33,699 Lived till today 999 01:05:35,961 --> 01:05:38,531 To my world 1000 01:05:40,617 --> 01:05:43,117 You brought life 1001 01:05:46,450 --> 01:05:48,660 Paths going nowhere 1002 01:05:49,109 --> 01:05:51,369 Now lead somewhere 1003 01:05:51,801 --> 01:05:54,281 You make all troubles disappear 1004 01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:56,782 You can be trouble too 1005 01:05:57,238 --> 01:05:59,328 Since the day we met 1006 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,020 Since the day we met 1007 01:06:02,466 --> 01:06:04,486 I'm no longer me 1008 01:06:05,117 --> 01:06:07,157 Since the day we met 1009 01:06:07,766 --> 01:06:11,156 My heart came to flower 1010 01:06:13,130 --> 01:06:15,410 With the coming of spring 1011 01:06:15,748 --> 01:06:17,868 Since the day we met 1012 01:06:18,417 --> 01:06:20,797 Since the day we met 1013 01:06:21,147 --> 01:06:23,327 Since the day we met 1014 01:06:23,779 --> 01:06:25,929 Since the day we met 1015 01:06:26,473 --> 01:06:28,473 Since the day we met 1016 01:06:50,316 --> 01:06:54,276 The pages of our life were blank 1017 01:06:55,580 --> 01:06:59,080 Without love in our lives 1018 01:07:01,075 --> 01:07:04,825 Heartaches run through lines of verse 1019 01:07:06,252 --> 01:07:09,662 For those with love stories 1020 01:07:11,742 --> 01:07:15,952 There was a time when we had no name 1021 01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:21,195 Now they call us the eternal lovers 1022 01:07:22,409 --> 01:07:24,409 Since the day we met 1023 01:07:25,153 --> 01:07:27,223 Since the day we met 1024 01:07:27,770 --> 01:07:30,080 I'm no longer me 1025 01:07:30,434 --> 01:07:32,414 Since the day we met 1026 01:07:33,159 --> 01:07:37,449 My heart came to flower 1027 01:07:38,453 --> 01:07:40,833 With the coming of spring 1028 01:07:41,159 --> 01:07:43,029 Since the day we met 1029 01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:45,623 Since the day we met 1030 01:07:46,476 --> 01:07:48,326 Since the day we met 1031 01:07:49,164 --> 01:07:51,314 Since the day we met 1032 01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:54,013 Since the day we met 1033 01:07:54,683 --> 01:07:56,543 Since the day we met 1034 01:07:57,124 --> 01:07:58,894 Since the day we met 1035 01:07:59,787 --> 01:08:01,387 Since the day we met 1036 01:08:02,450 --> 01:08:04,040 Since the day we met 1037 01:08:05,233 --> 01:08:07,023 Since the day we met 1038 01:08:07,754 --> 01:08:09,434 Since the day we met 1039 01:08:10,443 --> 01:08:11,943 Since the day we met 1040 01:08:13,091 --> 01:08:15,071 Since the day we met 1041 01:08:15,746 --> 01:08:17,676 Since the day we met 1042 01:08:18,431 --> 01:08:20,471 Since the day we met 1043 01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:23,251 Since the day we met 1044 01:08:23,735 --> 01:08:25,225 Since the day we met 1045 01:08:30,518 --> 01:08:32,488 Get the proforma. Get the work done. 1046 01:08:34,350 --> 01:08:36,470 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1047 01:08:36,746 --> 01:08:38,806 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1048 01:08:39,057 --> 01:08:41,137 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1049 01:08:41,432 --> 01:08:43,642 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1050 01:08:44,703 --> 01:08:46,743 - Rocky. - Go away! 1051 01:08:46,992 --> 01:08:49,412 Rocky, two minutes. I want to talk to you. 1052 01:08:50,909 --> 01:08:51,839 Rocky! 1053 01:08:52,974 --> 01:08:53,874 Shut up! 1054 01:09:02,536 --> 01:09:04,066 Rocky and Rani 1055 01:09:06,534 --> 01:09:08,124 Rocky and Rani 1056 01:09:10,526 --> 01:09:11,916 Rocky, stop! 1057 01:09:14,431 --> 01:09:17,971 Rocky and Rani's Love Story 1058 01:09:20,367 --> 01:09:21,697 Rocky, stop, please. 1059 01:09:25,468 --> 01:09:29,238 Their love is modern 1060 01:09:29,497 --> 01:09:33,247 But they fight conventionally 1061 01:09:33,531 --> 01:09:35,191 Rocky and Rani 1062 01:09:35,310 --> 01:09:37,210 Rocky and Rani 1063 01:09:45,532 --> 01:09:47,242 Rocky and Rani 1064 01:09:47,506 --> 01:09:49,166 Rocky and Rani 1065 01:09:51,317 --> 01:09:52,657 Damn it! 1066 01:09:59,973 --> 01:10:02,203 Vot the bluddy hell! You're crazy. 1067 01:10:02,325 --> 01:10:04,075 I told you to stop the car. 1068 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,580 I wrapped my car two weeks ago. 1069 01:10:05,700 --> 01:10:08,910 - Why did you block me? - You sent hundreds of messages. 1070 01:10:09,617 --> 01:10:11,487 I didn't understand your English. 1071 01:10:12,284 --> 01:10:13,914 Be quiet. I want to talk. 1072 01:10:14,034 --> 01:10:16,244 You never let anyone speak. 1073 01:10:16,883 --> 01:10:18,283 Be quiet! 1074 01:10:19,309 --> 01:10:21,989 I'll do the talking. Shut up! 1075 01:10:23,992 --> 01:10:26,162 I graduated from LSR. 1076 01:10:26,451 --> 01:10:29,201 Did my post-grad in Columbia. All my exes were high achievers. 1077 01:10:29,325 --> 01:10:31,155 Some in economics, others in banking. 1078 01:10:31,284 --> 01:10:33,494 One is looking for the cure to cancer. Seriously! 1079 01:10:35,138 --> 01:10:37,158 Then you landed up in my life, 1080 01:10:38,327 --> 01:10:41,867 with a protein shake in your hand and a shirt wide open. 1081 01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,410 Limitless hotness and in strange English, you said: 1082 01:10:45,534 --> 01:10:49,334 "Hi, Rani! How's you? Rocky Randhawa this side." 1083 01:10:50,507 --> 01:10:53,867 My head said we had nothing in common. 1084 01:10:53,992 --> 01:10:58,282 It's just a physical thing. Just a fling, just a thing. 1085 01:10:58,409 --> 01:10:59,659 But, no... 1086 01:11:03,284 --> 01:11:04,874 I was wrong. 1087 01:11:06,986 --> 01:11:08,826 My heart got in the way. 1088 01:11:14,378 --> 01:11:18,028 Rocky Randhawa from Karol Bagh, I'm in love with you. 1089 01:11:19,325 --> 01:11:22,405 I see you everywhere, that kinda love. 1090 01:11:23,605 --> 01:11:27,325 I hear violins playing, that kinda love. 1091 01:11:27,575 --> 01:11:30,985 To hold your hand forever, that kinda love. 1092 01:11:31,242 --> 01:11:33,582 Endless love, that kinda love. 1093 01:11:35,952 --> 01:11:38,372 Give our love story another chance. 1094 01:11:39,659 --> 01:11:41,159 Rocky Randhawa this side. 1095 01:11:41,950 --> 01:11:43,330 Come to my side. 1096 01:11:46,117 --> 01:11:47,077 Please? 1097 01:11:51,236 --> 01:11:52,236 Please... 1098 01:12:16,422 --> 01:12:22,582 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1099 01:12:24,825 --> 01:12:30,365 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1100 01:12:43,057 --> 01:12:47,327 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1101 01:12:47,804 --> 01:12:51,784 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1102 01:12:52,486 --> 01:12:56,636 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1103 01:12:57,237 --> 01:13:01,157 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1104 01:13:01,731 --> 01:13:06,031 This is a story that has no end 1105 01:13:11,183 --> 01:13:14,993 No, not now. No, not now 1106 01:13:15,834 --> 01:13:19,034 No, no, no, no 1107 01:13:20,529 --> 01:13:24,369 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1108 01:13:24,953 --> 01:13:28,953 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1109 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,570 Don't mind. 1110 01:13:36,922 --> 01:13:40,812 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1111 01:13:41,372 --> 01:13:45,282 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1112 01:13:45,884 --> 01:13:49,924 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1113 01:13:50,501 --> 01:13:54,341 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1114 01:14:00,192 --> 01:14:01,912 What will it be? 1115 01:14:02,284 --> 01:14:04,034 Dastination or Dhanlakshmi? 1116 01:14:04,367 --> 01:14:06,197 - What? - Our wedding. 1117 01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:15,622 What is it now? 1118 01:14:15,992 --> 01:14:16,952 Roc - 1119 01:14:19,216 --> 01:14:20,266 Rani! 1120 01:14:23,117 --> 01:14:24,827 - So you want to get married? - Yes. 1121 01:14:25,034 --> 01:14:28,084 Your groom is coming on a white horse for you! 1122 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,030 Hold your horses! 1123 01:14:29,159 --> 01:14:31,239 Tell me where will we live after we get married? 1124 01:14:31,450 --> 01:14:34,330 - Randhawa Paradise. Where else? - See! That's the problem! 1125 01:14:34,607 --> 01:14:38,027 What problem? After marrizz, the lady moves to the husband's house. 1126 01:14:38,159 --> 01:14:40,279 After marriage, the wife moves to her husband's! 1127 01:14:40,409 --> 01:14:43,289 Who wrote that rule? Is it in the Constitution? 1128 01:14:43,409 --> 01:14:44,529 I dunno. I never read it. 1129 01:14:44,659 --> 01:14:46,869 Baby, it's not in the Constitution. 1130 01:14:46,992 --> 01:14:50,832 Everyone assumes the girl will live at her husband's after marriage. 1131 01:14:51,659 --> 01:14:54,409 You move in and you'll see, we'll adjust. 1132 01:14:54,534 --> 01:14:56,414 Adjust? When was the last time you adjusted? 1133 01:14:56,534 --> 01:14:59,084 You never adjust. And eventually I know what'll happen. 1134 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:01,700 I'll end up doing all the adjusting, and I'm not OK with that. 1135 01:15:01,825 --> 01:15:03,215 Don't get cross. 1136 01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:06,657 I'm not arguing. I agree with you. 1137 01:15:06,909 --> 01:15:10,659 Be gentle. Handle with care. I'm a fragile. 1138 01:15:11,075 --> 01:15:12,445 My baby. 1139 01:15:13,284 --> 01:15:19,284 Once we get married, would you consider living with my family? 1140 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:23,740 - Don't split up my family. - This is exactly what I'm saying. 1141 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:28,204 Wouldn't my family be split up, if I moved to Randhawa Paradise? 1142 01:15:29,048 --> 01:15:31,028 It must work both ways, no? 1143 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:36,530 So let's have it your fancy way. What do you want? Live-in? 1144 01:15:37,075 --> 01:15:39,075 I wish! Live-in won't change anything. 1145 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:42,330 The problem is our families are so different. 1146 01:15:43,284 --> 01:15:45,744 We may hold the steering wheel in our hands, 1147 01:15:45,867 --> 01:15:48,527 but it's the family that does the backseat driving. That's a fact. 1148 01:15:48,659 --> 01:15:51,949 Who drives from the backseat? Nonsense, Rani. 1149 01:15:52,075 --> 01:15:53,735 I didn't mean it literally, Rocky. 1150 01:15:53,909 --> 01:15:55,949 - It's a metaphor. - Metaphor, meanz? 1151 01:15:56,075 --> 01:15:58,945 - So our families are different. - Our families are very different. 1152 01:15:59,075 --> 01:16:00,485 We have very different ideologies... 1153 01:16:00,617 --> 01:16:05,327 You want me to live with your family? And you live with mine? 1154 01:16:05,450 --> 01:16:08,860 Are you suggesting you'll live with my family and I... Oh my God! 1155 01:16:10,503 --> 01:16:11,743 Oh my God. 1156 01:16:15,450 --> 01:16:17,540 - Genius! - Who? 1157 01:16:22,159 --> 01:16:23,529 You're a genius. 1158 01:16:26,742 --> 01:16:27,532 That's true! 1159 01:16:27,784 --> 01:16:28,914 What are you saying? 1160 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:30,530 Ma, hear me out please. 1161 01:16:30,659 --> 01:16:33,029 It's outrageous. 1162 01:16:33,575 --> 01:16:36,365 Why are you experimenting with your life? 1163 01:16:36,867 --> 01:16:39,947 In fact, if more people experimented before marriage, 1164 01:16:40,075 --> 01:16:42,485 there'd be less divorces in the world. Don't you think? 1165 01:16:42,867 --> 01:16:45,657 It's for only three months. Think of him as a house guest. 1166 01:16:45,784 --> 01:16:47,414 House guest? A house pest! 1167 01:16:47,534 --> 01:16:51,204 Exactly. Exactly. That Rambo... Randhawa... 1168 01:16:51,325 --> 01:16:52,705 - Rocky! - Yes! Rocky. 1169 01:16:53,034 --> 01:16:54,874 You must understand Rocky... 1170 01:16:54,992 --> 01:16:55,912 Tomato allergy! 1171 01:16:56,034 --> 01:16:57,704 And I'm allergic to that boy. 1172 01:16:57,820 --> 01:16:59,410 Allergic is a bit overdramatic, Baba. 1173 01:16:59,662 --> 01:17:03,412 How can we possibly live with that madcap for three months? 1174 01:17:04,075 --> 01:17:06,245 Plus that boy, he's got no class, no standards. 1175 01:17:06,367 --> 01:17:07,867 Class and standards? 1176 01:17:08,617 --> 01:17:10,867 Father, you're so educated, is this how you think? 1177 01:17:11,117 --> 01:17:12,617 No, no, one second. I don't know about Rocky, 1178 01:17:12,742 --> 01:17:14,252 but I think you have double standards, father. 1179 01:17:14,367 --> 01:17:15,617 Mind your manners. 1180 01:17:15,742 --> 01:17:18,582 - Did you hear what he said? - What did I say? 1181 01:17:19,075 --> 01:17:20,075 Stop it! 1182 01:17:21,409 --> 01:17:22,369 Come here. 1183 01:17:22,575 --> 01:17:25,115 Ma, put some sense into her. 1184 01:17:26,781 --> 01:17:27,581 Tell me. 1185 01:17:27,867 --> 01:17:33,077 If neither of you can adjust to each other's family, then what? 1186 01:17:34,284 --> 01:17:36,624 End of your relationship? 1187 01:17:37,409 --> 01:17:41,529 Thakuma, I know you ended your relationship because of your family. 1188 01:17:41,742 --> 01:17:44,032 And I respect that. But times have changed. 1189 01:17:44,617 --> 01:17:48,117 Rocky and I love each other very much. We're going to make this work. 1190 01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:50,199 What's not working right now are you guys. 1191 01:17:50,325 --> 01:17:53,735 You should support me. Is that too much to ask? 1192 01:17:57,034 --> 01:17:59,374 Have you gone crazy? I'll give you one slap. 1193 01:17:59,825 --> 01:18:01,485 Shut up! Don't butt in. 1194 01:18:01,909 --> 01:18:05,079 - How dare you? - Tijori, one minute. 1195 01:18:07,184 --> 01:18:12,454 So, in three months, Rani will decide if our family is worthy of her. Yes? 1196 01:18:12,909 --> 01:18:14,829 No, grandma. You're getting it all wrong. 1197 01:18:15,367 --> 01:18:17,117 What if we don't like Rani? 1198 01:18:18,034 --> 01:18:20,334 Will you do as I say? 1199 01:18:24,534 --> 01:18:26,914 Grandma, your word is final for me. 1200 01:18:27,742 --> 01:18:30,742 But for my sake, 1201 01:18:33,534 --> 01:18:36,244 give Rani a genuine chance? 1202 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:48,200 I agree. I accept. Go tell her. 1203 01:18:48,325 --> 01:18:50,695 - Mummy! - I've said what I had to. 1204 01:18:52,784 --> 01:18:53,914 Now go! 1205 01:18:54,034 --> 01:18:57,034 I want to talk to Tijori alone. Everyone, go. 1206 01:18:57,511 --> 01:19:01,391 The whole world is for me 1207 01:19:03,367 --> 01:19:05,697 Mummy, what are you doing? You agreed? 1208 01:19:08,284 --> 01:19:10,034 Do you want to lose your only son? 1209 01:19:10,950 --> 01:19:11,580 Hmm? 1210 01:19:13,117 --> 01:19:16,527 Have you seen his eyes? He's in love. 1211 01:19:17,367 --> 01:19:19,527 That love will turn to rebellion. 1212 01:19:19,909 --> 01:19:21,739 He'll turn his back on us and leave. 1213 01:19:22,034 --> 01:19:23,374 Who'll inherit our empire? 1214 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,660 Who will be your heir? 1215 01:19:31,950 --> 01:19:33,330 Let the girl come. 1216 01:19:34,244 --> 01:19:37,704 Three months? She won't last a week. 1217 01:19:40,525 --> 01:19:44,025 If I don't put an end to their love story, 1218 01:19:45,796 --> 01:19:47,406 my name is not Dhanlakshmi. 1219 01:19:47,897 --> 01:19:49,097 Understand? 1220 01:20:15,348 --> 01:20:16,638 I see you near me, yeah 1221 01:20:16,890 --> 01:20:18,600 Take care of my heart, yeah 1222 01:20:18,848 --> 01:20:20,638 Why the distance between us? 1223 01:20:20,867 --> 01:20:22,717 I can see you 1224 01:20:23,348 --> 01:20:26,518 Without you the world is poison 1225 01:20:26,848 --> 01:20:28,638 No one can take you from me 1226 01:20:28,878 --> 01:20:30,678 I fought so much for you, yeah 1227 01:20:31,313 --> 01:20:34,973 I can't handle the heat, you're fire 1228 01:20:35,348 --> 01:20:38,768 I'll make you mine, that's my desire 1229 01:20:39,375 --> 01:20:42,955 I can't handle the heat, you're fire 1230 01:20:43,378 --> 01:20:45,408 I'll make you mine 1231 01:20:46,206 --> 01:20:50,016 Baby, I'm your lover 1232 01:20:50,369 --> 01:20:53,849 Baby, I'm your lover 1233 01:21:04,924 --> 01:21:07,294 [Chanting] 1234 01:21:07,591 --> 01:21:08,741 Sorry, my bags... 1235 01:21:09,205 --> 01:21:17,525 [Chanting] 1236 01:21:28,198 --> 01:21:29,778 'Prasad' is first offered to guests. 1237 01:21:32,205 --> 01:21:33,405 Right hand. 1238 01:21:38,898 --> 01:21:40,068 - I wanted... - Give some... 1239 01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:44,406 Give some to everyone in the house. 1240 01:21:47,152 --> 01:21:48,532 I'd like to say something. 1241 01:21:49,397 --> 01:21:51,987 I know that our culture, 1242 01:21:52,206 --> 01:21:55,486 our backgrounds, even our thinking is very different. 1243 01:21:56,943 --> 01:21:59,743 - But we have something in common... - We have nothing in common. 1244 01:22:03,747 --> 01:22:04,487 We do. 1245 01:22:05,809 --> 01:22:07,409 Our love for Rocky. 1246 01:22:08,864 --> 01:22:10,284 Since when have you known Rocky? 1247 01:22:12,553 --> 01:22:13,703 7 months, 17 days. 1248 01:22:14,974 --> 01:22:16,164 You have a good memory. 1249 01:22:16,485 --> 01:22:21,265 You hardly know him, and we've known him all his life. 1250 01:22:26,281 --> 01:22:27,701 Ironically enough though, 1251 01:22:28,476 --> 01:22:32,026 sometimes a few moments give you enough love for a lifetime. 1252 01:22:33,156 --> 01:22:35,316 Sometimes a lifetime together 1253 01:22:35,864 --> 01:22:37,494 doesn't give you love. 1254 01:22:41,739 --> 01:22:43,659 You have a way with words. 1255 01:22:44,071 --> 01:22:48,071 Your style must work on your TV channel. 1256 01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:52,363 But our home is guided by certain principles. 1257 01:22:53,444 --> 01:22:57,284 This is the first time we've broken the rules. 1258 01:22:58,406 --> 01:23:01,276 We believe no decent girl 1259 01:23:01,912 --> 01:23:05,862 should be living in a stranger's house without being married. 1260 01:23:06,896 --> 01:23:08,316 I have only one request. 1261 01:23:08,943 --> 01:23:12,703 Treat me as a family member, not as a guest. 1262 01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:16,736 I'm sure we could try. 1263 01:23:17,689 --> 01:23:20,409 We are trying, that's why you're here. 1264 01:23:20,989 --> 01:23:22,699 Dinner will be served at 9. 1265 01:23:30,364 --> 01:23:32,334 You can't find the way. Don't go round in circles. 1266 01:23:32,448 --> 01:23:36,158 Why don't you make use of the magnificence of the global positioning system? 1267 01:23:36,448 --> 01:23:37,408 In English, please. 1268 01:23:37,614 --> 01:23:39,284 GPS is English. 1269 01:23:39,406 --> 01:23:41,486 Why do you always have to use such big, huge words? 1270 01:23:41,614 --> 01:23:42,424 Hallo. 1271 01:23:44,057 --> 01:23:46,607 Hallo and valcome. 1272 01:23:47,595 --> 01:23:48,815 Rocky Randhawa! 1273 01:23:49,918 --> 01:23:52,988 All I wish to say, coming here today 1274 01:23:53,517 --> 01:23:56,167 I'm so heppy, so heppy. 1275 01:23:56,948 --> 01:23:59,788 I'm so full of heppiness that I could burst! 1276 01:24:00,134 --> 01:24:02,244 Just too heppy to be here. 1277 01:24:02,406 --> 01:24:04,776 That calls for a team huddle. 1278 01:24:11,198 --> 01:24:12,698 No huddle? No cuddle? 1279 01:24:13,656 --> 01:24:15,236 - Rocky, come. - Thakuma! 1280 01:24:16,547 --> 01:24:18,237 - Looking hot and sexy... - Mother! 1281 01:24:18,364 --> 01:24:20,994 just like Sridevi in that song about the endless night. 1282 01:24:21,232 --> 01:24:22,782 You crazy boy! 1283 01:24:23,597 --> 01:24:25,317 - Come! - No, no, no, no! 1284 01:24:25,448 --> 01:24:26,698 No, no, no, no! 1285 01:24:26,818 --> 01:24:29,028 No touching. Overfamiliarity breeds contempt! 1286 01:24:29,323 --> 01:24:31,373 But why? I'm double vax. 1287 01:24:31,489 --> 01:24:34,289 Soshal distancing is over. Who said it. 1288 01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:35,610 - Who? - Who. 1289 01:24:35,739 --> 01:24:37,109 - Who? - Who. 1290 01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,659 - Who, who? - WHO. 1291 01:24:38,781 --> 01:24:40,571 World Health Organisation! 1292 01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:42,950 World Haalth Organisation! 1293 01:24:43,068 --> 01:24:47,238 Your general knowledge is weak. Next time I'll give four option answers. 1294 01:24:47,364 --> 01:24:49,864 - Where going? Where going? - Outside. 1295 01:24:50,156 --> 01:24:53,066 - I know you aalso want! - I don't want it at all. 1296 01:24:53,323 --> 01:24:54,533 I don't want your cuddle. 1297 01:24:56,948 --> 01:24:58,698 What's happening? 1298 01:24:59,517 --> 01:25:00,697 What's going on? 1299 01:25:02,775 --> 01:25:05,325 Why are you allergic to a hug? 1300 01:25:05,448 --> 01:25:08,778 A hug is good for haalth! A hug is important for being human. 1301 01:25:09,031 --> 01:25:11,781 A hug is like... a hug! 1302 01:25:11,948 --> 01:25:16,198 I get it! I get you and I get your hugs. 1303 01:25:16,462 --> 01:25:20,162 Hugging and dancing. He'll be dancing the Bhangra all day. 1304 01:25:20,281 --> 01:25:24,241 Dancing 'Balle balle' is life. It's a theory. 1305 01:25:24,364 --> 01:25:26,784 Good God! A coma would be more pleasurable right now, 1306 01:25:26,948 --> 01:25:29,448 rather than this ridiculous diddly squat. 1307 01:25:29,781 --> 01:25:33,531 I do squat. 150 kilo. New personal record! 1308 01:25:33,786 --> 01:25:34,776 - Huh? - Yes. 1309 01:25:37,031 --> 01:25:38,361 Oh, ho, ho! 1310 01:25:39,448 --> 01:25:41,198 Respected grandfather! 1311 01:25:42,708 --> 01:25:45,198 That's Shree Rabindranath Tagore. 1312 01:25:49,114 --> 01:25:49,784 I know! 1313 01:25:51,602 --> 01:25:55,202 There was some filter on the picture, so could not make out. 1314 01:25:55,615 --> 01:25:57,405 - What? - Come on. 1315 01:25:57,855 --> 01:25:59,235 Let's go to your room. 1316 01:26:04,156 --> 01:26:05,446 Come on! 1317 01:26:19,281 --> 01:26:20,411 Grandpa? 1318 01:26:23,156 --> 01:26:25,196 Grandma sent this for you. 1319 01:26:33,670 --> 01:26:35,110 Another surprise. 1320 01:26:37,573 --> 01:26:41,413 Kanwal-ji. Red is your favourite colour, right? 1321 01:26:42,113 --> 01:26:46,453 I knitted this muffler for you. You must use it. 1322 01:26:47,406 --> 01:26:49,196 Isn't it amazing? 1323 01:26:49,823 --> 01:26:54,163 Our Rani is with you and your Rocky is with us. 1324 01:26:55,084 --> 01:27:00,164 Looks like those unfulfilled dreams of ours 1325 01:27:00,989 --> 01:27:04,339 are now the dreams of Rani and Rocky. 1326 01:27:05,660 --> 01:27:06,930 This time 1327 01:27:07,959 --> 01:27:11,029 they may just fulfill them. 1328 01:27:16,607 --> 01:27:19,817 Stay well. Your Jamini. 1329 01:27:26,683 --> 01:27:28,163 Pass me the 'bhindi'. 1330 01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:31,143 Rajma. 1331 01:27:31,721 --> 01:27:32,991 Paneer. 1332 01:27:33,954 --> 01:27:35,994 Just a little. Enough. 1333 01:27:40,239 --> 01:27:41,659 The phulka is cold. 1334 01:27:42,073 --> 01:27:43,163 I'll get you another. 1335 01:27:43,989 --> 01:27:45,339 Her phulka must be cold too. 1336 01:27:47,486 --> 01:27:48,736 Aunty, sit down. I'll get it. 1337 01:27:48,952 --> 01:27:50,992 No, Poonam, you go. 1338 01:27:51,948 --> 01:27:54,318 You're a guest. Sit down. 1339 01:27:54,687 --> 01:27:56,657 I insist, please. 1340 01:28:04,864 --> 01:28:05,914 Here you are. 1341 01:28:06,614 --> 01:28:08,244 Nice hot phulkas. 1342 01:28:11,616 --> 01:28:14,696 At home, we're used to fetching stuff from the kitchen when we're eating. 1343 01:28:15,418 --> 01:28:16,908 We set the table together. 1344 01:28:17,406 --> 01:28:19,066 We serve one another. 1345 01:28:19,573 --> 01:28:22,203 And we clear the table together too. 1346 01:28:22,406 --> 01:28:23,696 That never happens here. 1347 01:28:23,989 --> 01:28:25,699 Here Mummy orgasms every day. 1348 01:28:30,215 --> 01:28:32,525 Organises... organises! 1349 01:28:36,073 --> 01:28:37,293 You're like the trader Harshad Mehta! 1350 01:28:37,406 --> 01:28:39,816 The stock market is strong. Buy Tata. 1351 01:28:40,069 --> 01:28:41,699 - Gayatri? - Bata! 1352 01:28:42,781 --> 01:28:44,861 I was ordering Bata shoes. You want something? 1353 01:28:45,406 --> 01:28:47,026 No, I was going to the kitchen. Need anything? 1354 01:28:47,182 --> 01:28:48,662 No, thanks. You carry on. 1355 01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:49,953 OK. 1356 01:28:51,656 --> 01:28:53,176 Yes, buy Ba... Tata. 1357 01:28:53,614 --> 01:28:54,744 You're still here? 1358 01:28:54,864 --> 01:28:57,494 Go. We need to get up early to pray with grandma. 1359 01:28:57,989 --> 01:28:59,529 I'll do it. Go, good night. 1360 01:29:11,149 --> 01:29:14,529 If I found someone like you 1361 01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:19,360 If I found someone like you 1362 01:29:19,734 --> 01:29:22,534 Life would be easy 1363 01:29:23,621 --> 01:29:26,661 Life would be easy 1364 01:29:28,636 --> 01:29:33,726 If I found someone like you-- 1365 01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:40,323 I usually drink hot milk with turmeric at night. 1366 01:29:42,717 --> 01:29:43,987 I'll heat up the milk for you. 1367 01:29:44,156 --> 01:29:45,776 Don't worry, aunty, I can do it. 1368 01:29:46,448 --> 01:29:48,318 You've already done enough today. 1369 01:29:50,989 --> 01:29:54,319 I enjoy making hot phulkas for my husband. 1370 01:29:54,542 --> 01:29:57,492 My mother used to make hot phulkas for my father. 1371 01:29:57,781 --> 01:29:59,491 So did my grandma. 1372 01:30:01,323 --> 01:30:02,453 That's our tradition. 1373 01:30:04,989 --> 01:30:06,529 Does that mean it's right? 1374 01:30:07,114 --> 01:30:08,864 Must you decide what's right or wrong? 1375 01:30:09,364 --> 01:30:11,704 There's nothing wrong in serving your husband. 1376 01:30:12,259 --> 01:30:16,409 I agree. In fact, there's nothing nobler than serving others. 1377 01:30:16,948 --> 01:30:20,068 But if service is only one way, it isn't service, 1378 01:30:20,971 --> 01:30:21,821 it's slavery. 1379 01:30:31,931 --> 01:30:32,991 Good night. 1380 01:30:40,417 --> 01:30:41,857 Alexa! Snooj. 1381 01:30:44,781 --> 01:30:45,821 Snooj. 1382 01:31:20,859 --> 01:31:22,409 What's with uncle? 1383 01:31:23,031 --> 01:31:25,951 - Is he possessed by the star Madhuri? - Madhuri? 1384 01:31:26,864 --> 01:31:29,284 He's practicing his dance steps. 1385 01:31:29,531 --> 01:31:31,491 - Kathak. - Gents' Kathak? 1386 01:31:32,893 --> 01:31:33,703 Sit down. 1387 01:31:36,485 --> 01:31:38,105 Very humid and sweaty! 1388 01:31:38,323 --> 01:31:39,743 Want some tea? 1389 01:31:40,327 --> 01:31:41,317 Let me. 1390 01:31:41,762 --> 01:31:45,572 Only 42% are voting, it's appalling. 1391 01:31:45,949 --> 01:31:47,529 Only 42%? Really? 1392 01:31:49,406 --> 01:31:51,526 Voting is our national duty as citizens. 1393 01:31:51,781 --> 01:31:53,611 The voting lines must have closed by now. 1394 01:31:54,656 --> 01:31:57,106 - Voting lines? - I've stopped voting. 1395 01:31:57,239 --> 01:31:59,609 You stop voting too. Shamita is out of the house. 1396 01:32:00,073 --> 01:32:01,743 - Shamita? - Shamita. 1397 01:32:01,929 --> 01:32:03,279 Which constituency does she represent? 1398 01:32:03,843 --> 01:32:05,033 Bigg Boss! 1399 01:32:08,406 --> 01:32:09,946 Son, will you have some tea? 1400 01:32:10,239 --> 01:32:12,989 No, grandma says drinking tea darkens the skin. 1401 01:32:13,448 --> 01:32:15,948 So? What's wrong with being dark? 1402 01:32:17,448 --> 01:32:19,698 Of all the things, he's also decidedly racist! 1403 01:32:19,823 --> 01:32:22,413 No, no, aunty. It's not like that at all. 1404 01:32:23,218 --> 01:32:24,528 Black Lives Matter. 1405 01:32:24,781 --> 01:32:29,491 I have no personal problem with Black folk. Beyonce and Rihanna are lovely. 1406 01:32:29,823 --> 01:32:32,283 When I cruise around at night, it's hip-hop. 1407 01:32:32,406 --> 01:32:33,716 Drake, Kanye West... 1408 01:32:34,156 --> 01:32:38,026 My favourite song at weddings that always make me dance... 1409 01:32:38,151 --> 01:32:40,001 "Black is beautiful" 1410 01:32:40,687 --> 01:32:44,237 "Black is beautiful, like my dark skinned beloved" 1411 01:32:44,364 --> 01:32:45,614 "Keep the fair-skinned ones away" 1412 01:32:45,823 --> 01:32:46,703 Sing with me! 1413 01:32:48,239 --> 01:32:50,859 Very good, very good. 1414 01:32:51,406 --> 01:32:53,276 So do you want black coffee? 1415 01:32:53,989 --> 01:32:56,279 Go to the kitchen. Left of the stove, 1416 01:32:56,531 --> 01:32:58,531 on the second shelf, there's coffee and sugar. 1417 01:32:58,656 --> 01:33:01,486 - If you need milk, it's in the fridge. - No milk for me. 1418 01:33:06,281 --> 01:33:07,531 Go make it. 1419 01:33:10,989 --> 01:33:11,859 Self-service? 1420 01:33:13,656 --> 01:33:15,636 Like food court? 1421 01:33:18,011 --> 01:33:18,691 Go! 1422 01:33:20,824 --> 01:33:23,914 I can do whatever I want 1423 01:33:25,420 --> 01:33:28,780 Under the canopy of roses 1424 01:33:32,695 --> 01:33:34,565 Put this in the kitchen. 1425 01:33:36,058 --> 01:33:37,218 Do you need something? 1426 01:33:37,531 --> 01:33:40,571 No, I thought I'd spend a little time with you. 1427 01:33:42,793 --> 01:33:44,283 You think a lot. 1428 01:33:56,158 --> 01:33:58,698 He doesn't even know how to turn on a gas stove. 1429 01:33:59,573 --> 01:34:03,443 He thinks Tagore is your grandfather. 1430 01:34:07,051 --> 01:34:08,141 Hallos! 1431 01:34:09,105 --> 01:34:10,465 - Shobha. - Somen. 1432 01:34:10,699 --> 01:34:11,759 - You here too? - Somen. 1433 01:34:12,248 --> 01:34:13,898 - Bring it in! - Rani, let's go! 1434 01:34:14,019 --> 01:34:15,839 - Nice to meet you. - Rani, let's go! 1435 01:34:15,961 --> 01:34:18,051 It's Rani's break time. You go ahead. 1436 01:34:19,579 --> 01:34:20,839 Disgusting! 1437 01:34:34,753 --> 01:34:36,633 What are you doing? Someone will see us. 1438 01:34:36,748 --> 01:34:39,168 - Can't you even light a gas stove? - Can't you eat without talking? 1439 01:34:39,289 --> 01:34:41,289 Without talking! Guts! 1440 01:34:41,779 --> 01:34:43,709 I was just trying to help your mother. 1441 01:34:43,836 --> 01:34:45,376 You're the baest girlfrand. 1442 01:34:45,839 --> 01:34:47,839 - How's my mom treating you? - She dislikes me. 1443 01:34:47,961 --> 01:34:49,961 - And how's my mom? - She dislikes me. 1444 01:34:54,276 --> 01:34:57,496 Your home is on the other shore 1445 01:34:58,211 --> 01:35:01,251 O stranger from a distant land 1446 01:35:02,316 --> 01:35:05,206 O stranger from a distant land 1447 01:35:06,595 --> 01:35:09,995 I've seen you on autumn mornings 1448 01:35:11,544 --> 01:35:13,964 I've seen you on fragrant nights 1449 01:35:15,762 --> 01:35:17,542 I've seen you 1450 01:35:19,225 --> 01:35:22,955 I hear you in my heartbeat 1451 01:35:23,784 --> 01:35:27,004 O stranger from a distant land 1452 01:35:29,503 --> 01:35:30,963 Bravo! 1453 01:35:31,503 --> 01:35:33,503 Wow, Jamini! Outstanding! 1454 01:35:33,628 --> 01:35:35,338 You're great, Thakuma. 1455 01:35:35,706 --> 01:35:37,666 - Rocky! - Bravo, Jamini! 1456 01:35:37,879 --> 01:35:41,169 It's amazing that you still don't need reading glasses. 1457 01:35:41,336 --> 01:35:42,786 - And cheers to that! - Cheers! 1458 01:35:42,919 --> 01:35:46,339 I agree! You don't need glasses. Drink straight from the bottle. 1459 01:35:47,628 --> 01:35:48,538 Who's that? 1460 01:35:49,113 --> 01:35:51,883 Rocky. Our house guest. 1461 01:35:53,130 --> 01:35:54,960 Hallo! Hallo! 1462 01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:58,960 Rocky, this is our culture club. Come, join us. 1463 01:35:59,707 --> 01:36:02,917 Ma, I don't think that's such a great idea. 1464 01:36:03,086 --> 01:36:04,706 Rocky will get bored. 1465 01:36:04,987 --> 01:36:07,127 After all, this is a culture club thing. 1466 01:36:08,138 --> 01:36:10,378 Rocky, go to your room. 1467 01:36:10,498 --> 01:36:12,788 Do your exercises. 1468 01:36:14,562 --> 01:36:15,502 Or go and rest. 1469 01:36:17,034 --> 01:36:18,344 - Who is he? - I don't know. 1470 01:36:26,362 --> 01:36:29,422 Yaa... recovery is important. 1471 01:36:29,804 --> 01:36:30,594 Hmm. 1472 01:36:33,628 --> 01:36:35,168 Won't you also sing? 1473 01:36:35,419 --> 01:36:37,959 I don't have my glasses today. 1474 01:36:38,327 --> 01:36:39,917 Rocky made a fool of himself in front of 1475 01:36:40,044 --> 01:36:42,624 the very doyennes of high art and culture during culture club. 1476 01:36:42,836 --> 01:36:44,996 How can you imagine marrying him? 1477 01:36:45,842 --> 01:36:46,342 Ma! 1478 01:36:46,503 --> 01:36:49,043 Think about it. He has no class, no education, 1479 01:36:49,259 --> 01:36:50,839 no language, no culture- 1480 01:36:50,961 --> 01:36:52,211 Ma, he has a good heart! 1481 01:36:52,394 --> 01:36:53,964 So does my cardiologist. 1482 01:36:54,187 --> 01:36:57,377 - But I don't want you to marry him! - I'm going now. I'll call you later. 1483 01:37:01,734 --> 01:37:03,714 Can't waste cake. 1484 01:37:04,114 --> 01:37:05,794 - It's sugar free. - Fat free. 1485 01:37:06,250 --> 01:37:08,170 - Gluten free. - And free. 1486 01:37:09,456 --> 01:37:10,996 - Milk and turmeric? - No, no, I'll make it. 1487 01:37:11,240 --> 01:37:13,670 Don't worry. Please carry on eating freely. 1488 01:37:28,100 --> 01:37:31,630 If I found someone like you 1489 01:37:32,235 --> 01:37:35,205 If I found someone like you 1490 01:37:36,661 --> 01:37:39,381 Life would be so easy 1491 01:37:40,576 --> 01:37:42,906 Aha, life would be so easy 1492 01:37:45,879 --> 01:37:48,779 If I found someone like you 1493 01:37:50,013 --> 01:37:52,363 A new life would be born 1494 01:37:53,906 --> 01:37:56,656 He would father a new life 1495 01:37:58,536 --> 01:38:01,106 Father a new life? Don't sing your version in public! 1496 01:38:01,413 --> 01:38:03,113 A flower needs the spring... 1497 01:38:03,354 --> 01:38:05,534 And the spring...? 1498 01:38:06,542 --> 01:38:07,692 What about the spring? 1499 01:38:08,671 --> 01:38:12,571 A flower needs the spring, the spring needs the garden 1500 01:38:13,002 --> 01:38:16,782 The heart needs a heart, a body needs a body 1501 01:38:17,551 --> 01:38:21,161 Everyone longs to meet their soulmate 1502 01:38:22,013 --> 01:38:25,613 Hope I find my soulmate too 1503 01:38:26,469 --> 01:38:28,029 Whoa! Go for it! 1504 01:38:28,691 --> 01:38:31,361 Life would be so easy 1505 01:38:33,140 --> 01:38:35,490 Life would be so easy 1506 01:38:36,456 --> 01:38:37,486 Follow me! 1507 01:38:37,614 --> 01:38:40,664 If I found someone like you 1508 01:38:41,727 --> 01:38:43,907 Life would be so easy 1509 01:38:45,634 --> 01:38:48,074 Life would be so easy 1510 01:38:51,210 --> 01:38:53,740 Wow, aunty! You sing brilliantly! 1511 01:38:53,935 --> 01:38:54,985 - Really? - Yes. 1512 01:38:55,388 --> 01:38:57,748 I used to sing on the Prasar Bharati radio station. 1513 01:38:57,985 --> 01:39:00,315 Everyone said I'd be the next Asha Bhosle. 1514 01:39:00,823 --> 01:39:01,743 And then? 1515 01:39:02,640 --> 01:39:03,610 I got married. 1516 01:39:04,781 --> 01:39:05,321 So? 1517 01:39:06,198 --> 01:39:08,818 In our home, getting married is a girl's greatest dream. 1518 01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:11,068 And your dream? 1519 01:39:14,836 --> 01:39:18,446 Compromising is better than dreaming. At least you don't get disappointed. 1520 01:39:21,247 --> 01:39:23,627 Poonam! I'm fed up. 1521 01:39:24,055 --> 01:39:26,485 My husband will not eat, or have his pills. 1522 01:39:26,614 --> 01:39:27,844 - Go to him. - Yes. 1523 01:39:29,415 --> 01:39:30,205 Let me try. 1524 01:39:39,420 --> 01:39:42,610 - Hello, Aunty! Howr' you? - How can I help you? 1525 01:39:42,735 --> 01:39:45,355 I was going to ask about my dirty clothes. Londry? 1526 01:39:45,610 --> 01:39:49,450 Laundry? Go to your room, dial 9. Somebody will be at your service. 1527 01:39:49,567 --> 01:39:50,497 OK. 1528 01:39:54,662 --> 01:39:56,822 Ah! I know you're playing a fun! 1529 01:39:56,938 --> 01:39:58,378 You are very jokey! 1530 01:39:58,495 --> 01:39:59,885 It's one of my strongest suits. 1531 01:40:00,006 --> 01:40:03,606 Actually, my cloths are dirty. Tell me what to do and I'll do it. 1532 01:40:03,735 --> 01:40:05,985 Go to your bedroom, remove your clothes. I'm coming. 1533 01:40:06,693 --> 01:40:09,693 Go to your bedroom, remove your clothes. I'm coming. 1534 01:40:11,401 --> 01:40:12,151 What is it? 1535 01:40:12,610 --> 01:40:14,940 That's wrong, Aunty. You're Rani's mother. 1536 01:40:15,276 --> 01:40:16,646 Goodness me, no, no! 1537 01:40:17,929 --> 01:40:20,239 Not these clothes, you silly boy! 1538 01:40:20,527 --> 01:40:23,187 Your dirty clothes. Keep the whites separate. 1539 01:40:23,318 --> 01:40:26,338 I don't want any kind of fuss over pettifogging details later mind you. 1540 01:40:26,942 --> 01:40:30,152 - I didn't got you. - I didn't 'get' you. 1541 01:40:30,710 --> 01:40:32,400 - I aalso. - Huh? 1542 01:40:33,443 --> 01:40:35,323 Aunty, I don't want to give you any load. 1543 01:40:35,443 --> 01:40:37,533 In fact, you should give me yours. 1544 01:40:37,651 --> 01:40:40,281 Phone me if there's anything I can do. At your service! 1545 01:40:40,401 --> 01:40:42,571 Just tell me if I can do anything for you. 1546 01:40:43,219 --> 01:40:44,609 Frankly, there's nothing now. 1547 01:40:44,735 --> 01:40:46,735 I'm just about to embark on a shopping expedition. 1548 01:40:46,952 --> 01:40:48,072 Shopping! 1549 01:40:48,193 --> 01:40:50,153 You're off to the market? I'm coming too! 1550 01:40:50,568 --> 01:40:52,568 The thrill of going to a market can never be felt online. 1551 01:40:52,777 --> 01:40:56,997 What will you do there? I'm going shopping for lingerie. 1552 01:40:58,188 --> 01:40:59,398 That's OK. 1553 01:40:59,688 --> 01:41:02,648 I can carry the bags for you. My workout for the day. 1554 01:41:02,771 --> 01:41:05,771 Whenever I go to a mall, I cause a riot! 1555 01:41:05,938 --> 01:41:08,398 I'm an expert shopper. My choice is... 1556 01:41:09,188 --> 01:41:10,268 Come along. 1557 01:41:11,270 --> 01:41:13,190 We'll max out our cards today! 1558 01:41:17,087 --> 01:41:22,847 Ma, 36B. Rani, 32B and I'm 34C. 1559 01:41:23,104 --> 01:41:25,854 Your seat number? You're going to the pictures? 1560 01:41:26,149 --> 01:41:27,769 SRK's latest is playing. 1561 01:41:27,985 --> 01:41:29,095 Pictures? 1562 01:41:30,160 --> 01:41:32,560 I told you, I'm shopping for bras. 1563 01:41:33,081 --> 01:41:34,481 Come on, there's a shop. 1564 01:41:34,682 --> 01:41:38,062 - What are you buying? - A bra. 1565 01:41:41,646 --> 01:41:44,726 Wow! There's some lovely new stock in here. 1566 01:41:45,771 --> 01:41:48,561 Oh Chintu, Chintu! How are you? 1567 01:41:49,493 --> 01:41:51,943 I'm like always happy Diwali, Aunty. 1568 01:41:52,521 --> 01:41:55,061 OK then, show me something new and exquisite. 1569 01:41:55,188 --> 01:41:57,968 We have a buffet of items. 1570 01:41:58,345 --> 01:42:00,515 Show me a Balconette. Something with lace. 1571 01:42:00,825 --> 01:42:01,975 A classy type. 1572 01:42:03,396 --> 01:42:05,216 Here's your balcony! 1573 01:42:08,223 --> 01:42:09,603 Yes, this is nice. 1574 01:42:10,203 --> 01:42:11,603 - Rocky? - Nice. 1575 01:42:12,372 --> 01:42:16,592 But last time, there was a tad bit of inconvenience with the hook. 1576 01:42:16,831 --> 01:42:18,701 It won't happen now. This stock is new. 1577 01:42:19,055 --> 01:42:20,165 I'll show you. 1578 01:42:20,290 --> 01:42:23,300 - I'll try it on. - I don't think so. 1579 01:42:23,817 --> 01:42:25,227 Also, I don't think so. 1580 01:42:29,567 --> 01:42:30,437 Brother! 1581 01:42:32,806 --> 01:42:34,186 - Me? - You! 1582 01:42:36,224 --> 01:42:37,694 Didn't you say you wanted to help? 1583 01:42:38,116 --> 01:42:41,076 Come here. It won't take a minute. 1584 01:42:43,783 --> 01:42:44,983 Lift your arms up. 1585 01:42:46,027 --> 01:42:47,857 Now through the straps. 1586 01:42:49,426 --> 01:42:50,436 Go on... 1587 01:42:54,484 --> 01:42:58,154 Very good. Very nice. See? 1588 01:42:59,675 --> 01:43:02,855 You look smart. Buy one for yourself. 1589 01:43:02,984 --> 01:43:04,114 Chintu! 1590 01:43:04,539 --> 01:43:06,859 Let me hook it up for you. 1591 01:43:07,343 --> 01:43:10,033 - It isn't working. - No, no, it'll work. 1592 01:43:10,984 --> 01:43:12,694 It's not staying in place. 1593 01:43:14,926 --> 01:43:16,436 It's the hook. 1594 01:43:19,260 --> 01:43:21,190 Look! A perfect fit. 1595 01:43:21,442 --> 01:43:23,652 What the hell is going on? What is all this? 1596 01:43:23,776 --> 01:43:26,936 Get it off me. I don't want to wear it. This... this... 1597 01:43:27,345 --> 01:43:29,185 This, this, this! 1598 01:43:31,084 --> 01:43:33,944 This is a bra! 1599 01:43:34,767 --> 01:43:36,107 Short for brassiere! 1600 01:43:36,406 --> 01:43:39,436 I wear one, your mother wears one, your sister too. 1601 01:43:39,780 --> 01:43:42,400 Your granny wears one. It doesn't spread Covid. So what's the problem? 1602 01:43:44,519 --> 01:43:45,899 I'll tell you what the problem is. 1603 01:43:46,167 --> 01:43:50,067 Indian women, for centuries, have washed their husbands' underwear. 1604 01:43:50,316 --> 01:43:52,356 Scrubbing and scrubbing away! 1605 01:43:52,592 --> 01:43:55,032 And you can't touch a bra? 1606 01:43:56,454 --> 01:44:01,074 But you can dance to the song "What's behind my blouse?" 1607 01:44:02,029 --> 01:44:03,819 Dance your vulgar dance. 1608 01:44:04,093 --> 01:44:07,743 But actually saying what's behind the blouse embarrasses you. 1609 01:44:09,741 --> 01:44:10,821 What's behind the blouse? 1610 01:44:12,682 --> 01:44:13,992 Actually, Aunty, 1611 01:44:14,532 --> 01:44:16,992 I don't touch it out of respect for laddiz. 1612 01:44:19,199 --> 01:44:23,619 When you stop thinking they're unlike you - some strange species - 1613 01:44:24,221 --> 01:44:26,371 and treat them as equals, 1614 01:44:27,491 --> 01:44:29,571 then you'll be respecting ladies. 1615 01:44:33,840 --> 01:44:36,530 - Show me something else. - I'll unhook it. 1616 01:44:41,116 --> 01:44:42,776 Done, thank you. 1617 01:44:45,491 --> 01:44:46,951 Yes, Aunty, tell me. 1618 01:44:48,072 --> 01:44:50,962 Do you have the pink one? 1619 01:44:52,782 --> 01:44:53,282 Poonam? 1620 01:44:53,407 --> 01:44:55,317 - Yes, Mummy-ji? - Has my husband had his breakfast? 1621 01:44:56,616 --> 01:44:58,946 He's had his breakfast and his pills. 1622 01:45:07,528 --> 01:45:09,408 Hello. Yes. 1623 01:45:13,032 --> 01:45:13,742 What? 1624 01:45:18,574 --> 01:45:20,954 Ladies and gentlemen, please! 1625 01:45:22,532 --> 01:45:25,202 We have a crisis on our hands. And it's goddamn serious. 1626 01:45:25,449 --> 01:45:27,159 Look, I'll be the first one to admit. 1627 01:45:27,282 --> 01:45:29,242 I knew this ad campaign was a terrible idea. 1628 01:45:29,491 --> 01:45:31,531 - What? - But what's done is done, ma'am. 1629 01:45:31,782 --> 01:45:34,032 Women are our greatest consumers. 1630 01:45:34,324 --> 01:45:35,244 Because of this ad, 1631 01:45:35,366 --> 01:45:37,116 'Boycott Dhanlakshmi' is trending at number 1. 1632 01:45:37,796 --> 01:45:39,116 We must do damage control! 1633 01:45:39,407 --> 01:45:43,197 These female do-gooders just want the chance to make trouble. 1634 01:45:43,324 --> 01:45:44,374 Sir, please. 1635 01:45:44,574 --> 01:45:48,124 The situation is serious. I think we should withdraw the ad. 1636 01:45:48,657 --> 01:45:49,947 We have no other option. 1637 01:45:50,069 --> 01:45:51,909 And the loss of millions? 1638 01:45:52,241 --> 01:45:53,871 What are you saying, Tijori? 1639 01:45:54,282 --> 01:45:58,452 In the 80s, this same ad created a storm. 1640 01:45:59,324 --> 01:46:01,374 - Everyone was crazy about it. - Exactly. 1641 01:46:01,491 --> 01:46:02,741 Hope you're listening, Rocky? 1642 01:46:03,092 --> 01:46:05,952 Ma'am, that was the 80s. We're now in 2023. 1643 01:46:06,396 --> 01:46:07,706 Our share price is down. 1644 01:46:08,074 --> 01:46:10,724 We must at least admit we made a mistake. 1645 01:46:11,863 --> 01:46:13,163 Put out an apology. 1646 01:46:19,513 --> 01:46:20,913 Just a minute! 1647 01:46:21,941 --> 01:46:23,821 Is this a fish market? 1648 01:46:24,399 --> 01:46:29,439 Calm down. Let's see why the ad has made everyone so angry. 1649 01:46:29,566 --> 01:46:30,316 Play it! 1650 01:46:31,551 --> 01:46:32,271 Show us! 1651 01:46:35,441 --> 01:46:36,731 Pushpa! 1652 01:46:37,191 --> 01:46:38,441 Jaya! 1653 01:46:38,914 --> 01:46:40,274 Roopa! 1654 01:46:40,691 --> 01:46:43,571 At dawn rises the traditional wife. 1655 01:46:44,216 --> 01:46:47,356 She asks her husband, what he'll eat today. 1656 01:46:47,666 --> 01:46:48,816 What will you have? 1657 01:46:49,384 --> 01:46:52,194 For years the answer has always been the same - 1658 01:46:52,426 --> 01:46:55,976 How could anyone forget the taste of... 1659 01:46:56,316 --> 01:46:59,066 Dhanlakshmi laddoo! 1660 01:46:59,422 --> 01:47:02,572 For me and for you! 1661 01:47:03,257 --> 01:47:05,517 From our kitchen to your kitchen. 1662 01:47:05,649 --> 01:47:06,939 Dhanlakshmi Sweets. 1663 01:47:07,170 --> 01:47:09,610 Eating them makes you burst with joy. 1664 01:47:09,830 --> 01:47:13,220 For me and for you! 1665 01:47:13,754 --> 01:47:15,324 It's terrific! 1666 01:47:15,899 --> 01:47:17,149 Are you serious? 1667 01:47:17,316 --> 01:47:20,816 - Baby? What'r you doing here? - I'm so sorry. 1668 01:47:20,941 --> 01:47:22,611 You didn't answer my call. So I came up. 1669 01:47:22,733 --> 01:47:23,863 It's OK. 1670 01:47:23,983 --> 01:47:25,863 Come, there's no problem. 1671 01:47:25,983 --> 01:47:26,903 I'm really sorry. 1672 01:47:27,716 --> 01:47:29,766 - Miss Rani Chatterjee? - Yes. 1673 01:47:30,606 --> 01:47:31,936 My staddy GF. 1674 01:47:32,649 --> 01:47:34,689 You not like this advertise? 1675 01:47:38,066 --> 01:47:38,896 No. 1676 01:47:39,647 --> 01:47:40,647 What's issue? 1677 01:47:42,864 --> 01:47:46,404 It's so outdated. I'm not surprised women are boycotting the brand. 1678 01:47:46,524 --> 01:47:48,984 To be very honest, it is sexist, it is regressive... 1679 01:47:49,108 --> 01:47:50,358 That's what you think. 1680 01:47:51,066 --> 01:47:52,936 Uncle, it's what your consumers think too. 1681 01:47:54,149 --> 01:47:57,109 Excuse me. If I could ask Miss Chatterjee to elaborate? 1682 01:47:57,483 --> 01:47:59,523 After all, she's the woman of today 1683 01:47:59,649 --> 01:48:01,689 - and represents our ideal consumer base. - This guy... 1684 01:48:01,941 --> 01:48:03,361 If the board won't object... 1685 01:48:03,483 --> 01:48:06,073 - No, no. I really shouldn't. - Why would we object? 1686 01:48:07,191 --> 01:48:09,571 We've seen the wind changing many times. 1687 01:48:10,673 --> 01:48:14,823 But those winds cannot change Dhanlakshmi. 1688 01:48:15,431 --> 01:48:16,111 Yes! 1689 01:48:17,108 --> 01:48:20,398 With all due respect, the wind and the times have changed. 1690 01:48:21,649 --> 01:48:23,769 Perhaps it's time for Dhanlakshmi to change. 1691 01:48:24,274 --> 01:48:25,364 What you meanz? 1692 01:48:26,358 --> 01:48:30,398 I mean making laddoos or cooking a meal at home 1693 01:48:30,649 --> 01:48:34,269 is no longer only the woman's job, then why must the ad say that? 1694 01:48:34,774 --> 01:48:35,904 That's right! 1695 01:48:36,183 --> 01:48:37,363 I mean... 1696 01:48:37,733 --> 01:48:39,573 So according to you, what must this ad say? 1697 01:48:40,762 --> 01:48:43,072 What do you mean? According to me? I'm no expert. 1698 01:48:43,191 --> 01:48:44,091 Tell us. 1699 01:48:44,208 --> 01:48:46,608 I'm just saying, think of something new. 1700 01:48:46,733 --> 01:48:48,573 - Something new? - Why only women? 1701 01:48:48,686 --> 01:48:50,186 Men can serve laddoos too. 1702 01:48:50,358 --> 01:48:52,978 It's almost like... "New thinking, great old taste." 1703 01:48:56,642 --> 01:48:59,572 That's an excellent line. That works! 1704 01:49:05,548 --> 01:49:08,518 "New thinking, great old taste." 1705 01:49:09,521 --> 01:49:10,771 Hashtag! 1706 01:49:13,183 --> 01:49:14,113 What do you say, Papa? 1707 01:49:30,733 --> 01:49:33,903 I come here on Sundays so that I'm not disturbed. 1708 01:49:35,733 --> 01:49:36,573 Come. 1709 01:49:37,358 --> 01:49:39,068 I could help you. 1710 01:49:49,566 --> 01:49:54,066 These laddoos... press too hard or too softly, 1711 01:49:54,722 --> 01:49:57,732 and they fall apart. Like relationships. 1712 01:49:58,691 --> 01:50:02,861 When I was 7, I made a laddoo for the first time with my grandma. 1713 01:50:03,441 --> 01:50:06,521 From that day on making laddoos has made me happy. 1714 01:50:09,068 --> 01:50:09,858 What is it? 1715 01:50:10,483 --> 01:50:11,903 It's just so inspiring. 1716 01:50:12,566 --> 01:50:16,266 You're as passionate about your work as ever. And ambitious. 1717 01:50:16,461 --> 01:50:17,981 In that sense, we're so alike. 1718 01:50:21,490 --> 01:50:26,360 Your idea for the ad was good. Thank you. 1719 01:50:26,589 --> 01:50:27,859 No, please, don't thank me. 1720 01:50:28,108 --> 01:50:30,148 No, no. You deserve to be thanked. 1721 01:50:30,483 --> 01:50:34,113 You're our guest for just a few days, yet you've been so helpful. 1722 01:50:36,431 --> 01:50:37,611 You deserve a thank you. 1723 01:50:39,961 --> 01:50:40,941 Pardon? 1724 01:50:42,733 --> 01:50:45,523 You and I are not alike. 1725 01:50:47,050 --> 01:50:48,480 Nor will we ever be. 1726 01:50:50,129 --> 01:50:54,519 For you, you come first. For me, the family does. 1727 01:50:56,108 --> 01:50:59,068 You can make the ad or a laddoo, 1728 01:50:59,524 --> 01:51:01,484 you can't make ties with this family. 1729 01:51:08,858 --> 01:51:11,728 Who told you family isn't important to me? 1730 01:51:12,899 --> 01:51:16,859 Family and relationships are equally important for a career woman. 1731 01:51:17,524 --> 01:51:18,864 Who knows that better than you? 1732 01:51:19,547 --> 01:51:23,067 Your empire is even named after you: "Dhanlakshmi Sweets". 1733 01:51:24,557 --> 01:51:26,567 And about making lasting ties, 1734 01:51:26,774 --> 01:51:28,984 where hearts are one, ties will be made too. 1735 01:51:30,691 --> 01:51:33,021 Because the heart heeds no one. 1736 01:51:38,570 --> 01:51:39,210 Game on! 1737 01:51:39,392 --> 01:51:41,082 Rani, Rani! I am Rani 1738 01:51:41,299 --> 01:51:43,069 The girl who knows it all 1739 01:51:43,187 --> 01:51:47,197 Argue and you'll look foolishly small 1740 01:51:47,712 --> 01:51:49,322 Do you think you can beat me? 1741 01:51:49,627 --> 01:51:51,317 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 1742 01:51:51,551 --> 01:51:53,161 Do you think you can beat me? 1743 01:51:53,435 --> 01:51:54,995 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 1744 01:52:16,108 --> 01:52:17,898 A tsunami of tweets. 1745 01:52:18,358 --> 01:52:21,728 The shares are up and up. Number one viral trend all India! 1746 01:52:22,441 --> 01:52:24,071 And all thanks to you. 1747 01:52:24,832 --> 01:52:28,482 Without you, Dhanlakshmi Sweets would've turned bitter. 1748 01:52:29,033 --> 01:52:30,863 Just see what the press is saying: 1749 01:52:31,316 --> 01:52:35,566 "Dhanlakshmi make a powerful and progressive statement in new ad." 1750 01:52:36,560 --> 01:52:39,940 I understand what 'powerful' is. But what is 'progressive'? 1751 01:52:43,358 --> 01:52:46,318 - You really are unique! - Whatever I am, I'm yours. 1752 01:52:46,562 --> 01:52:49,902 Let's celebrate! 1753 01:52:50,524 --> 01:52:53,364 We're going to celebrate at Vicky and Minty's sangeet. 1754 01:52:54,510 --> 01:52:56,710 Sister is getting married 1755 01:52:56,978 --> 01:52:59,988 Sister is getting married 1756 01:53:06,194 --> 01:53:08,444 Sister is getting married 1757 01:53:08,774 --> 01:53:11,154 Valcome, Chatterjees. The original families are here. 1758 01:53:11,269 --> 01:53:14,019 Aunty, I know you miss me. Hi, Rani. 1759 01:53:14,649 --> 01:53:16,419 - How I look? You like? - Very good. 1760 01:53:16,542 --> 01:53:19,772 Let's say hallo to my family. 1761 01:53:20,774 --> 01:53:22,154 The Chatterjees are here. 1762 01:53:22,558 --> 01:53:25,018 Grandpa, the Chatterjees are here. 1763 01:53:26,691 --> 01:53:27,691 Namaste. 1764 01:53:28,915 --> 01:53:30,645 Kanwal-ji, how are you? 1765 01:53:31,274 --> 01:53:33,074 You came, Jamini. 1766 01:53:40,316 --> 01:53:41,606 I'll be right back. 1767 01:53:44,358 --> 01:53:46,318 Let me show them to their seats. 1768 01:53:48,898 --> 01:53:50,568 No problem. We're all family. 1769 01:53:50,691 --> 01:53:53,981 You'll sit near the cooler. I'm sending over a waiter. 1770 01:53:54,596 --> 01:53:57,816 I'd gone away for 12 years, when I came back I brought a car. 1771 01:53:58,111 --> 01:54:00,951 I'd gone away for 12 years, when I came back I brought a car. 1772 01:54:01,069 --> 01:54:02,599 Let's start the party 1773 01:54:03,208 --> 01:54:05,438 Grandma Dhanlakshmi! 1774 01:54:06,108 --> 01:54:08,728 - Granny, please! - Why are they after her? 1775 01:54:09,316 --> 01:54:12,256 Granny, dance with us! 1776 01:54:12,382 --> 01:54:14,032 Granny, dance with us! 1777 01:54:14,149 --> 01:54:16,359 Granny, Granny, Granny. 1778 01:54:27,412 --> 01:54:30,572 Look, I don't know how to dance. I'm sorry. 1779 01:54:30,941 --> 01:54:33,771 But there's a great artist here today, 1780 01:54:34,058 --> 01:54:36,898 if he dances for us, it will be our honour. 1781 01:54:37,691 --> 01:54:42,821 Calcutta's famous dancer, Mr. Chandon Chatterjee. 1782 01:54:43,358 --> 01:54:44,478 Come! 1783 01:54:54,441 --> 01:54:55,981 Sir, please come to the stage. 1784 01:54:56,274 --> 01:54:56,904 One second. 1785 01:54:57,024 --> 01:54:58,444 Papa, this isn't right. 1786 01:54:58,733 --> 01:55:01,363 Come, please come onto the stage. 1787 01:55:03,363 --> 01:55:05,903 A big round of applause 1788 01:55:06,316 --> 01:55:08,686 to welcome on stage, Chandon-ji! 1789 01:55:10,733 --> 01:55:12,823 Long live our Chandon uncle! 1790 01:55:15,724 --> 01:55:17,524 Wonderful! 1791 01:55:19,274 --> 01:55:22,524 Dhanlakshmi-ji, I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart. 1792 01:55:23,402 --> 01:55:25,362 What an opportunity! What a great audience. 1793 01:55:27,057 --> 01:55:29,357 Nothing could please an artist more. 1794 01:55:31,649 --> 01:55:32,519 Come on. 1795 01:55:32,649 --> 01:55:34,609 What music can you play to dance the Kathak? 1796 01:55:34,733 --> 01:55:39,363 The Kathak? You're a Bengali, so a 'Devdas' song is a must. 1797 01:55:41,484 --> 01:55:44,614 - DJ, play a song from 'Devdas'. - So typical. 1798 01:55:44,733 --> 01:55:49,093 Another big round of applause for Chandon-ji! 1799 01:56:25,927 --> 01:56:29,707 Two and a half evenings have stopped, have stopped, have stopped 1800 01:56:29,826 --> 01:56:33,686 Two and a half evenings have stopped, and you playfully kissed me 1801 01:56:34,410 --> 01:56:37,340 You playfully kissed me, you playfully kissed me 1802 01:56:37,457 --> 01:56:41,217 My scarf slipped away from my head, went away, went away 1803 01:56:41,335 --> 01:56:46,615 My scarf slipped away from my head, sliding, sliding, sliding 1804 01:56:49,188 --> 01:56:55,978 Why do you tease and provoke me, making my heart dance 1805 01:56:56,974 --> 01:57:00,374 Why do you tease and provoke me 1806 01:57:22,284 --> 01:57:23,844 What kind of dance is this? 1807 01:58:00,176 --> 01:58:01,076 Uncle... 1808 01:58:03,434 --> 01:58:06,324 I... wanted to say sorry. 1809 01:58:09,269 --> 01:58:10,409 It's OK. 1810 01:58:13,490 --> 01:58:14,820 I'm used to it. 1811 01:58:16,823 --> 01:58:18,623 The first time 1812 01:58:20,029 --> 01:58:21,949 I told my father 1813 01:58:22,979 --> 01:58:25,199 I wanted to learn Kathak, 1814 01:58:26,088 --> 01:58:27,908 he made fun of me too. 1815 01:58:29,400 --> 01:58:32,780 When I insisted, he got furious. 1816 01:58:34,865 --> 01:58:36,315 He even hit... 1817 01:58:41,216 --> 01:58:43,276 When I joined Kathak classes, 1818 01:58:44,890 --> 01:58:48,370 I was the only male student there. 1819 01:58:50,603 --> 01:58:54,623 All my friends became engineers and doctors. 1820 01:58:56,436 --> 01:59:00,446 I told everyone I was going to be a professional Kathak dancer. 1821 01:59:04,355 --> 01:59:07,735 They made so much fun of me behind my back, saying 1822 01:59:09,086 --> 01:59:11,566 "That bloody loser." 1823 01:59:15,082 --> 01:59:16,452 I won't lie. 1824 01:59:16,960 --> 01:59:18,870 It makes a difference. 1825 01:59:20,448 --> 01:59:24,988 I'm a human being... it's hurtful. 1826 01:59:27,976 --> 01:59:32,066 But I never ever thought of giving up dancing. 1827 01:59:33,990 --> 01:59:34,700 Know why? 1828 01:59:37,490 --> 01:59:39,200 Because my mother 1829 01:59:40,781 --> 01:59:42,451 always stood by me. 1830 01:59:47,656 --> 01:59:49,226 She said: 1831 01:59:49,615 --> 01:59:55,445 "Son, talent has no gender." 1832 02:00:01,906 --> 02:00:03,446 And I live by that. 1833 02:00:15,490 --> 02:00:18,120 I've messed up so badly. 1834 02:00:19,399 --> 02:00:21,369 I stand here before you, 1835 02:00:21,490 --> 02:00:24,660 if I'm to blame for anything else, tell me. 1836 02:00:25,108 --> 02:00:28,488 Why use swear words that insult women? What misogyny! 1837 02:00:28,610 --> 02:00:30,780 So I can't swear now? 1838 02:00:31,097 --> 02:00:34,907 Aunty, I'm from Delhi. How can I not swear? 1839 02:00:35,810 --> 02:00:37,070 What times we live in! 1840 02:00:37,185 --> 02:00:39,485 Can't call fat people 'fat.' Can't call Black people 'black.' 1841 02:00:39,615 --> 02:00:42,815 Can't call the old, 'old.' Scared to open my mouth. 1842 02:00:43,067 --> 02:00:45,247 Can I call Chinese food 'Chinese'? 1843 02:00:46,663 --> 02:00:48,913 What if I'm ordering Chinese, what do I say? 1844 02:00:49,026 --> 02:00:52,156 Should I say? "Yes, sir. The place right of Himanchal. 1845 02:00:52,276 --> 02:00:54,986 "Our neighbour! The Corona guys. 1846 02:00:55,115 --> 02:00:57,025 "Yes, I want a Crispy Chicken." 1847 02:00:58,781 --> 02:01:01,281 Now you'll say, I can't say 'Corona guys'. 1848 02:01:03,740 --> 02:01:06,370 Since I was a small boy, my grandma said: 1849 02:01:06,490 --> 02:01:09,030 "Drinking tea darkens the skin." 1850 02:01:09,354 --> 02:01:10,994 Now I realise this is racist. 1851 02:01:11,490 --> 02:01:14,740 No one told me some swear words are missaaginy. 1852 02:01:15,014 --> 02:01:18,624 They didn't tell me calling my sister 'Golu' was fat-shaming. 1853 02:01:19,207 --> 02:01:20,817 Talking like that felt normal. 1854 02:01:21,615 --> 02:01:23,445 Never thought it was wrong. 1855 02:01:23,749 --> 02:01:27,069 Never knew I'd be hurting someone if I used such words. 1856 02:01:30,276 --> 02:01:31,316 Tell me. 1857 02:01:31,869 --> 02:01:35,199 What would you call the words you've used to describe me? 1858 02:01:36,156 --> 02:01:39,776 Rocky doesn't know how to turn on the gas stove. Whattey shame! 1859 02:01:39,985 --> 02:01:43,155 Rocky doesn't know men can also go bra shopping. Whattey shame! 1860 02:01:43,276 --> 02:01:46,156 Rocky doesn't know men can dance Kathak. Whattey shame! 1861 02:01:46,444 --> 02:01:48,454 And what's the biggest shame? 1862 02:01:48,703 --> 02:01:53,203 Rocky doesn't know English. Whattebad! Whatteworst! 1863 02:01:54,490 --> 02:01:56,280 All confirmed, he's cancelled. 1864 02:01:59,825 --> 02:02:02,065 I'm no one to talk. But I will say, 1865 02:02:02,355 --> 02:02:05,695 if we keep cancelling each other, 1866 02:02:05,823 --> 02:02:08,323 we'll never learn anything in life. 1867 02:02:11,183 --> 02:02:15,453 I thought if I came here, I could win your hearts. But what's with you all? 1868 02:02:15,573 --> 02:02:18,703 No one will hug me, or touch me. 1869 02:02:18,823 --> 02:02:20,823 You laugh at the way I speak. 1870 02:02:20,943 --> 02:02:24,073 You're ashamed to introduce me to your friends. 1871 02:02:25,727 --> 02:02:27,987 You think I'm blind to your attitude? 1872 02:02:28,356 --> 02:02:30,816 That I can't feel? That it doesn't hurt? 1873 02:02:36,089 --> 02:02:40,619 How can you shame me? I'm so ashamed of myself anyway. 1874 02:02:41,683 --> 02:02:43,163 And especially today. 1875 02:02:44,093 --> 02:02:45,123 Uncle, 1876 02:02:46,846 --> 02:02:49,906 by God, I'm touched by the things you said. 1877 02:02:51,397 --> 02:02:54,227 Did you know dancing makes me happy too? 1878 02:02:55,957 --> 02:02:59,437 But I don't have the guts to dance in front of my family. 1879 02:03:01,108 --> 02:03:03,318 My father has a problem with me dancing. 1880 02:03:03,552 --> 02:03:05,402 I could never challenge him. 1881 02:03:07,840 --> 02:03:12,440 I have never fought for my own happiness. I'm a big loser. 1882 02:03:16,154 --> 02:03:19,114 I respect you deeply, uncle. 1883 02:03:21,145 --> 02:03:22,435 I'm sorry. 1884 02:03:29,963 --> 02:03:32,693 You gave me a place in your home. 1885 02:03:34,980 --> 02:03:36,270 Thanks a lot. 1886 02:03:41,398 --> 02:03:42,358 God bless. 1887 02:03:43,048 --> 02:03:44,108 Rocky. 1888 02:03:57,027 --> 02:03:58,147 Won't you give me a hug? 1889 02:04:00,653 --> 02:04:01,403 Cuddle? 1890 02:04:22,939 --> 02:04:24,979 Baba! You OK? I've been calling you for hours. 1891 02:04:25,522 --> 02:04:26,312 Baba, 1892 02:04:27,494 --> 02:04:30,524 I think I should come home. I don't think this is working. 1893 02:04:31,915 --> 02:04:34,935 No, Rani. You must stay there. 1894 02:04:35,230 --> 02:04:37,720 Baba, how? They were making fun of you. 1895 02:04:38,743 --> 02:04:42,563 Forget that. Rocky was too. That's not OK, Baba. 1896 02:04:44,294 --> 02:04:45,314 Didn't we laugh at Rocky? 1897 02:04:46,483 --> 02:04:47,653 Didn't you? 1898 02:04:49,272 --> 02:04:52,022 He isn't perfect, neither are we. 1899 02:04:54,148 --> 02:04:56,358 You think love is perfect, Rani? 1900 02:04:57,224 --> 02:04:58,194 Well? 1901 02:05:01,904 --> 02:05:06,194 From this body of mine 1902 02:05:07,351 --> 02:05:11,001 Veiling the soul and spirit 1903 02:05:12,772 --> 02:05:17,362 A punishment? Or a blessing? 1904 02:05:18,472 --> 02:05:21,312 Are these stories of love 1905 02:05:22,438 --> 02:05:25,768 OK, students! Ready? 1906 02:05:41,746 --> 02:05:45,366 - To show respect we bow mid-way. - But respect must be all the way. 1907 02:05:45,488 --> 02:05:49,828 O crazy one! 1908 02:05:50,537 --> 02:05:55,277 - O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine - Come on, let's start. 1909 02:05:55,992 --> 02:06:00,142 O crazy one! 1910 02:06:01,450 --> 02:06:05,810 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 1911 02:06:07,326 --> 02:06:11,206 You lose yourself in love 1912 02:06:12,846 --> 02:06:16,756 Never to be found again 1913 02:06:17,600 --> 02:06:20,660 I'm learning how to make an Americano from YouTube. 1914 02:06:20,926 --> 02:06:23,396 You chose a cage over the open sky 1915 02:06:23,673 --> 02:06:27,233 Refusing the chance to break free 1916 02:06:28,270 --> 02:06:30,650 Why are you so obsessed with crypto? 1917 02:06:30,956 --> 02:06:32,096 You'll make a profit... 1918 02:06:34,312 --> 02:06:35,772 I'll call you back... 1919 02:06:36,227 --> 02:06:38,597 How long will you trade in secret, Gayatri? 1920 02:06:39,388 --> 02:06:42,148 You're so good. Do it professionally. 1921 02:06:43,096 --> 02:06:44,346 - Professionally? - Yes. 1922 02:06:45,254 --> 02:06:46,314 Impossible. 1923 02:06:46,756 --> 02:06:48,896 Gayatri, it's time you gain confidence. 1924 02:06:49,793 --> 02:06:51,763 And if you need any help, I'm here. OK? 1925 02:06:51,875 --> 02:06:56,305 Go, fall in love if you must. Be stubborn if you must 1926 02:06:56,432 --> 02:06:59,992 O crazy one! 1927 02:07:01,871 --> 02:07:04,941 In love you will find you'll be left with nothing 1928 02:07:05,062 --> 02:07:06,852 Here it comes. 1929 02:07:08,143 --> 02:07:09,353 One more... 1930 02:07:10,237 --> 02:07:11,497 Enough, Rani. 1931 02:07:11,827 --> 02:07:12,937 He remembers your name? 1932 02:07:13,381 --> 02:07:14,561 He uses it sometimes. 1933 02:07:15,689 --> 02:07:19,339 - He hasn't called my name in years. - Will you feed him? 1934 02:07:19,519 --> 02:07:23,109 Ignoring yourself, you heed the other 1935 02:07:23,231 --> 02:07:27,841 Is this love? Or a blunder? 1936 02:07:28,502 --> 02:07:33,962 If this is a blessing, then why the punishment? 1937 02:07:34,084 --> 02:07:38,474 A moment's attachment 1938 02:07:39,616 --> 02:07:43,856 Will make you sleepless forever 1939 02:07:44,872 --> 02:07:49,432 Heed the words of the selfish 1940 02:07:50,934 --> 02:07:55,454 Who find the goal they seek 1941 02:07:56,530 --> 02:07:59,940 The easy way was never your way 1942 02:08:01,844 --> 02:08:05,674 If the world curses, let it curse 1943 02:08:07,394 --> 02:08:11,234 Never count your suffering 1944 02:08:12,198 --> 02:08:15,998 So have your way 1945 02:08:17,789 --> 02:08:21,839 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 1946 02:08:35,011 --> 02:08:36,761 Straight from the heart! 1947 02:08:41,110 --> 02:08:47,110 If they do not heed your call, walk alone 1948 02:08:47,990 --> 02:08:54,230 If they do not heed your call, walk alone 1949 02:08:54,905 --> 02:08:58,155 Walk alone, walk alone 1950 02:09:00,582 --> 02:09:06,132 If they do not heed your call, walk alone 1951 02:09:15,010 --> 02:09:17,510 Rani has become so close to Papa-ji. 1952 02:09:17,747 --> 02:09:19,507 He listens only to her now. 1953 02:09:20,218 --> 02:09:22,218 I am a stranger to him. 1954 02:09:23,687 --> 02:09:27,157 You weren't permitted to show him that you cared for him. 1955 02:09:27,389 --> 02:09:31,369 O crazy one 1956 02:09:32,837 --> 02:09:36,337 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 1957 02:09:38,792 --> 02:09:43,512 Go, fall in love if you must. Be stubborn if you must 1958 02:09:44,247 --> 02:09:46,277 O crazy one 1959 02:09:49,655 --> 02:09:54,605 In love you will find you'll be left with nothing 1960 02:09:55,151 --> 02:09:57,621 O crazy one 1961 02:10:00,603 --> 02:10:05,833 Go, fall in love if you must. Be stubborn if you must 1962 02:10:05,948 --> 02:10:08,118 O crazy one 1963 02:10:11,381 --> 02:10:16,431 In love you will find you'll be left with nothing 1964 02:10:16,848 --> 02:10:18,858 O crazy one 1965 02:10:31,730 --> 02:10:34,060 - Talent Contest, wild card entry! - What? 1966 02:10:34,278 --> 02:10:37,938 I took a chance and videoed you the other day. You've been selected! 1967 02:10:38,690 --> 02:10:40,850 Your audition is on Saturday at 7. See? 1968 02:10:45,735 --> 02:10:46,805 What's wrong? 1969 02:10:47,972 --> 02:10:49,482 How dare you? 1970 02:10:51,102 --> 02:10:53,142 - I thought you'd be happy. - Happy? 1971 02:10:53,623 --> 02:10:56,143 You can be a rebel. But do you want me hung? 1972 02:10:56,481 --> 02:10:57,521 What do you want? 1973 02:10:57,747 --> 02:10:59,137 I don't want anything, I... 1974 02:11:00,647 --> 02:11:01,887 Actually, that's a lie. 1975 02:11:03,131 --> 02:11:06,941 I want you to show yourself the love and respect you show others. 1976 02:11:07,679 --> 02:11:10,139 Give yourself a chance to be happy. 1977 02:11:10,262 --> 02:11:14,972 Don't be a symbol of weakness but strength for Gayatri. 1978 02:11:15,096 --> 02:11:16,506 That's what I want. 1979 02:11:17,971 --> 02:11:23,051 Ma, the Rana Mart owners are coming to see me on Saturday. 1980 02:11:24,439 --> 02:11:27,289 Grandma says they've approved my full length photographs. 1981 02:11:27,554 --> 02:11:28,764 And what did you say? 1982 02:11:32,682 --> 02:11:34,842 This is called a spine. 1983 02:11:35,097 --> 02:11:37,717 You can't buy one. You must use the one you have. 1984 02:11:45,637 --> 02:11:48,177 Ah, here's the tea. And so is Golu. 1985 02:11:49,012 --> 02:11:50,142 Come, child. 1986 02:11:52,221 --> 02:11:56,431 Yashpal Rana's younger brother, Gopal Rana. Rana and Rana. 1987 02:11:58,137 --> 02:11:59,147 Some tea? 1988 02:11:59,408 --> 02:12:01,468 We're not here to drink tea. 1989 02:12:02,179 --> 02:12:04,259 We've come to see the girl. 1990 02:12:04,762 --> 02:12:07,222 Well, my little Rana! You like her? 1991 02:12:08,096 --> 02:12:09,286 Like her? 1992 02:12:11,221 --> 02:12:12,261 He's shy. 1993 02:12:13,512 --> 02:12:15,052 We like your daughter. 1994 02:12:15,554 --> 02:12:16,494 Congrats! 1995 02:12:17,846 --> 02:12:20,216 We wanted a plumpy girl like her. 1996 02:12:21,429 --> 02:12:23,049 Why keep it from you? 1997 02:12:23,262 --> 02:12:26,682 Yashpal's first wife was Miss Noida. 1998 02:12:27,262 --> 02:12:31,092 The whole neighbourhood eyed her up, and she eyed them back. 1999 02:12:32,054 --> 02:12:33,474 Divorced in two months. 2000 02:12:34,762 --> 02:12:37,302 That's why we like your girl. 2001 02:12:38,637 --> 02:12:41,427 So we don't make the same mistake twice. 2002 02:12:42,887 --> 02:12:43,847 Well, child? 2003 02:12:43,971 --> 02:12:45,431 Any hobbies? 2004 02:12:45,554 --> 02:12:50,554 Cooking, cleaning, embroidery, painting...? 2005 02:12:50,897 --> 02:12:52,547 Answer the question, Golu. 2006 02:12:57,567 --> 02:12:59,297 - Yes, singing. - Singing? 2007 02:13:00,304 --> 02:13:01,054 Since when? 2008 02:13:01,304 --> 02:13:04,394 If you don't mind, can I sing for you? 2009 02:13:04,629 --> 02:13:08,099 Sing! Join in the rhythm! 2010 02:13:08,221 --> 02:13:09,141 Yes. 2011 02:13:17,793 --> 02:13:22,553 Why do you cover your face with that long veil? 2012 02:13:22,971 --> 02:13:27,181 Girl, did you bring shame on us? 2013 02:13:27,887 --> 02:13:31,427 My brother-in-law was sleeping on the roof terrace 2014 02:13:31,637 --> 02:13:35,957 I thought it was you and lay down beside him 2015 02:13:36,869 --> 02:13:39,929 Mr. Rana, forgive me 2016 02:13:40,523 --> 02:13:42,853 I made a little mistake 2017 02:13:43,040 --> 02:13:46,530 Gupchup. Gupchup. Gupchup. 2018 02:13:50,285 --> 02:13:51,425 You insolent girl! 2019 02:13:52,262 --> 02:13:55,552 You're behind what happened today. You! 2020 02:13:56,262 --> 02:13:58,762 It wasn't Golu, it was her. 2021 02:13:59,356 --> 02:14:01,006 - It was me. - Golu... 2022 02:14:01,137 --> 02:14:02,427 My name is not Golu. 2023 02:14:03,096 --> 02:14:05,096 My name is Gayatri. Gayatri! 2024 02:14:06,265 --> 02:14:08,025 I put on 20 kilos, 2025 02:14:08,304 --> 02:14:10,804 and you made me lose all my self-respect. 2026 02:14:11,454 --> 02:14:14,724 Did you ever wonder why my words come out wrong? 2027 02:14:14,887 --> 02:14:17,387 Why I can't speak properly? Why call me "Golu"? 2028 02:14:17,512 --> 02:14:19,642 Why "Golu?" Ever thought about it? 2029 02:14:21,416 --> 02:14:23,846 All this is because of you. 2030 02:14:24,221 --> 02:14:29,181 You think I'm round like a Dhanlakshmi ladoo, ready to sell. 2031 02:14:31,262 --> 02:14:33,352 It's enough. More than enough! 2032 02:14:37,161 --> 02:14:39,431 I'm going to work at India Now Network. 2033 02:14:40,179 --> 02:14:43,759 And I'll marry, if and when I feel like it. 2034 02:14:43,887 --> 02:14:47,507 Given my legacy, marriage seems impossible, to be honest. 2035 02:14:49,901 --> 02:14:50,931 My respects. 2036 02:14:54,387 --> 02:14:55,467 Seven o'clock! 2037 02:14:56,769 --> 02:14:57,969 Seven o'clock! 2038 02:15:00,471 --> 02:15:01,301 It's seven! 2039 02:15:06,127 --> 02:15:07,177 It's seven! 2040 02:15:08,318 --> 02:15:09,178 What's going on? 2041 02:15:15,596 --> 02:15:18,386 Aunty. Aunty, one second. 2042 02:15:23,176 --> 02:15:24,246 All the best! 2043 02:15:35,096 --> 02:15:36,846 Poonam, I'm getting late. 2044 02:15:36,971 --> 02:15:38,971 - Listen, please. - Yes? 2045 02:15:39,096 --> 02:15:41,716 Rani's family organises a grand Durga Prayer every year... 2046 02:15:41,846 --> 02:15:43,716 - We are not going. - They've invited us. 2047 02:15:43,846 --> 02:15:45,216 I said we are not going. 2048 02:15:45,474 --> 02:15:49,144 If not for our sake, then for the Goddess? 2049 02:16:00,429 --> 02:16:02,099 Hail Ma Durga! 2050 02:16:02,499 --> 02:16:04,219 Hail Ma Durga! 2051 02:16:08,783 --> 02:16:12,263 Season's greetings to you all. 2052 02:16:12,550 --> 02:16:15,430 And welcome to CCAD. 2053 02:16:15,637 --> 02:16:18,637 Chittoronjon Cultural Association Durgotsav. 2054 02:16:19,441 --> 02:16:23,891 As you know, every Maha Astami we perform a dance here. 2055 02:16:24,730 --> 02:16:25,760 But not this year. 2056 02:16:26,563 --> 02:16:30,433 Today we'll deviate a little from our traditional format. 2057 02:16:31,030 --> 02:16:34,570 Breaking our anti-Bollywood stance, 2058 02:16:34,908 --> 02:16:38,238 we bring you a unique performance. 2059 02:16:46,908 --> 02:16:48,158 Go, Baba! 2060 02:16:57,366 --> 02:17:00,696 Let us dance, let us sway. 2061 02:17:19,158 --> 02:17:22,068 Let us dance, let us sway. 2062 02:17:26,518 --> 02:17:30,048 Let us dance, let us sway. 2063 02:17:33,943 --> 02:17:37,243 All eyes are on me. Let lightning strike 2064 02:17:37,815 --> 02:17:41,005 Lightning, lightning. Let lightning strike 2065 02:17:41,291 --> 02:17:44,541 All eyes are on me. Let lightning strike 2066 02:17:44,803 --> 02:17:47,993 I will tie my dancing bells to my ankles 2067 02:17:48,413 --> 02:17:51,533 I will tie my dancing bells to my ankles 2068 02:17:51,799 --> 02:17:55,239 And I will dance, I will rejoice 2069 02:17:55,611 --> 02:17:58,821 Let us dance, let us sway. 2070 02:18:02,923 --> 02:18:06,153 Let us dance, let us sway. 2071 02:18:41,596 --> 02:18:47,026 [Chanting] 2072 02:18:49,055 --> 02:18:54,975 [Chanting] 2073 02:18:56,536 --> 02:18:59,486 Breaking all barriers 2074 02:18:59,844 --> 02:19:02,744 Loving without reserve 2075 02:19:03,845 --> 02:19:07,425 The world can stop us, if it so desires 2076 02:19:11,198 --> 02:19:14,198 There's no shame in loving 2077 02:19:14,992 --> 02:19:18,082 No greater duty than loving 2078 02:19:18,808 --> 02:19:21,778 No one can turn against us 2079 02:19:26,214 --> 02:19:29,494 No one can match us when we dance together in step 2080 02:19:29,825 --> 02:19:32,665 Arm in arm, we'll dance the night away 2081 02:19:32,939 --> 02:19:34,869 Hear the drums play 2082 02:19:36,579 --> 02:19:39,139 Hear the drums play 2083 02:19:40,371 --> 02:19:42,721 Hear the drums play 2084 02:19:44,119 --> 02:19:46,849 Hear the drums play 2085 02:19:47,886 --> 02:19:50,966 When hearts are entwined 2086 02:19:51,661 --> 02:19:54,471 nothing can separate them again 2087 02:19:55,374 --> 02:19:58,064 Hear the drums play 2088 02:19:59,157 --> 02:20:01,597 Hear the drums play 2089 02:20:02,917 --> 02:20:05,177 Hear the drums play 2090 02:20:06,668 --> 02:20:08,808 Hear the drums play 2091 02:20:40,910 --> 02:20:44,250 Counting the days, counting the stars 2092 02:20:44,716 --> 02:20:47,436 The passionate ones 2093 02:20:52,102 --> 02:20:55,182 Counting the days, counting the stars 2094 02:20:55,907 --> 02:20:58,417 The passionate ones 2095 02:20:59,626 --> 02:21:02,996 Fly on the wind if you choose 2096 02:21:03,431 --> 02:21:06,801 With wings of dreams now pinned on you 2097 02:21:07,340 --> 02:21:11,630 Adorn yourself with every colour of the rainbow 2098 02:21:14,755 --> 02:21:18,205 Whatever you may say, luck is on your side today 2099 02:21:18,534 --> 02:21:21,124 Your face glows like the moon 2100 02:21:21,622 --> 02:21:23,402 Hear the drums play 2101 02:21:25,435 --> 02:21:27,385 Hear the drums play 2102 02:21:29,172 --> 02:21:31,062 Hear the drums play 2103 02:21:32,943 --> 02:21:34,893 Hear the drums play 2104 02:21:36,662 --> 02:21:39,572 When hearts are entwined 2105 02:21:40,398 --> 02:21:43,238 nothing can separate them again 2106 02:21:44,116 --> 02:21:46,416 Hear the drums play 2107 02:21:47,929 --> 02:21:49,979 Hear the drums play 2108 02:21:52,849 --> 02:21:56,479 [Chanting] 2109 02:22:00,347 --> 02:22:03,977 [Chanting] 2110 02:22:15,319 --> 02:22:18,549 [Chanting] 2111 02:22:52,292 --> 02:22:53,252 Papa-ji. 2112 02:22:54,743 --> 02:22:57,083 Papa-ji! You can't walk out in the middle of the prayers. 2113 02:22:57,202 --> 02:22:59,242 Rocky, you don't belong to us anymore. 2114 02:22:59,785 --> 02:23:01,825 You've become their performing monkey. 2115 02:23:02,577 --> 02:23:04,077 You want to marry into that family? 2116 02:23:05,452 --> 02:23:09,082 Her father is a shameless dancer, ready to entertain menfolk. 2117 02:23:10,274 --> 02:23:12,794 He can't control the women in his family. Her mother drinks. 2118 02:23:13,077 --> 02:23:14,907 Her grandmother is a flirt. Right? 2119 02:23:15,254 --> 02:23:19,584 Your girlfriend has no manners. Her family is totally rotten. 2120 02:23:20,833 --> 02:23:23,793 You're right. We're immoral. 2121 02:23:24,804 --> 02:23:27,204 We don't believe women are men's property. 2122 02:23:27,956 --> 02:23:29,236 Rocky, I won't speak to her. 2123 02:23:29,363 --> 02:23:31,793 We don't get our daughters married against their will. 2124 02:23:32,014 --> 02:23:34,544 - We don't stifle dreams. - Rocky, tell her! 2125 02:23:34,660 --> 02:23:36,200 We don't live in fear, we love each other. 2126 02:23:36,327 --> 02:23:37,907 Only the lucky few are immoral like us. 2127 02:23:38,035 --> 02:23:39,575 Rocky, shut her up! 2128 02:23:39,702 --> 02:23:41,042 But I'm talking. 2129 02:23:46,696 --> 02:23:49,326 You can say whatever you want, but you should listen too. 2130 02:23:52,368 --> 02:23:53,988 How dare you raise your hand? 2131 02:23:57,829 --> 02:24:00,449 - I did not... - Rani, you dare raise your hand? 2132 02:24:01,452 --> 02:24:03,412 I didn't do anything. 2133 02:24:03,993 --> 02:24:05,663 Didn't you hear what he just said? 2134 02:24:05,785 --> 02:24:07,485 He insulted my family. 2135 02:24:07,618 --> 02:24:09,908 He didn't. He was talking to me. Just me. 2136 02:24:10,035 --> 02:24:11,405 You came in between us. 2137 02:24:11,535 --> 02:24:14,985 So? I heard him. Did you want me to shut up? 2138 02:24:15,198 --> 02:24:17,448 - Like your women folk do? - Don't drag them into this. 2139 02:24:17,577 --> 02:24:20,327 When he was dragging my family into this, where were you? 2140 02:24:20,452 --> 02:24:23,492 One second. I have a problem with my father too. 2141 02:24:23,618 --> 02:24:25,658 But I thought we shouldn't argue on a festival day. 2142 02:24:25,785 --> 02:24:28,665 You told me to talk to him. So let me handle it. 2143 02:24:28,785 --> 02:24:32,285 You can't even be upfront with him, or look him in the eye. 2144 02:24:32,702 --> 02:24:36,082 I know his ways, but I ignore them, because I respect my elders. 2145 02:24:36,202 --> 02:24:37,832 Keep your phony respect. 2146 02:24:38,334 --> 02:24:41,244 They're our elders, but they still don't have the right to insult others. 2147 02:24:42,452 --> 02:24:46,372 Elders should be worthy of respect. I can't bear you humiliating my father. 2148 02:24:47,579 --> 02:24:48,659 Likewise. 2149 02:24:50,584 --> 02:24:53,044 You should not have raised your hand. 2150 02:24:54,410 --> 02:24:55,790 Your family must've taught you that. 2151 02:24:57,493 --> 02:24:59,413 And you're right. We are very different. 2152 02:25:00,493 --> 02:25:03,333 No matter how much we try, we'll always be different. 2153 02:25:07,197 --> 02:25:08,787 This difference won't end. 2154 02:25:10,817 --> 02:25:12,537 We're done now, Rocky. 2155 02:25:22,660 --> 02:25:23,790 You lied the other day. 2156 02:25:25,624 --> 02:25:27,664 Family doesn't come first for you. 2157 02:25:28,795 --> 02:25:29,695 Congrats! 2158 02:25:31,184 --> 02:25:33,914 In your house only one woman can be happy. 2159 02:25:36,024 --> 02:25:36,664 You. 2160 02:25:38,660 --> 02:25:40,240 Dhanlakshmi, my respects. 2161 02:25:48,311 --> 02:25:49,371 Can't believe you. 2162 02:25:49,493 --> 02:25:51,953 I would not have said a word, but they insulted you, father. 2163 02:25:52,160 --> 02:25:54,710 Whatever the provocation, why raise your hand? 2164 02:25:54,827 --> 02:25:56,577 I didn't. 2165 02:25:56,702 --> 02:25:58,412 You were there. You saw what happened! 2166 02:25:58,535 --> 02:26:01,235 Yes, Rani, I saw. But your father is right. 2167 02:26:01,841 --> 02:26:02,671 Just one second! 2168 02:26:02,785 --> 02:26:04,665 Of all people, you're taking Rocky's side, Ma? 2169 02:26:04,891 --> 02:26:07,541 I have no qualms in admitting that I was wrong about him. 2170 02:26:07,862 --> 02:26:09,162 Are you crazy? 2171 02:26:09,719 --> 02:26:11,619 After all, he is his father's son. 2172 02:26:11,785 --> 02:26:13,665 And his mother's. 2173 02:26:13,785 --> 02:26:17,705 - Aren't you being patriarchal now? - Yes, he's his mother's son, 2174 02:26:17,827 --> 02:26:21,327 but he never stood by his mother. As if he'd stand by me. 2175 02:26:22,785 --> 02:26:24,535 Thakuma, you understand me? 2176 02:26:24,660 --> 02:26:27,710 You said family does the backseat driving in relationships. 2177 02:26:27,827 --> 02:26:31,787 I know his family does. How will I survive? Tell me! 2178 02:26:32,022 --> 02:26:35,162 - Rocky isn't like that. - How do you know? 2179 02:26:35,570 --> 02:26:38,090 Honestly, you shouldn't be giving us advice. You cheated on grandpa. 2180 02:26:38,209 --> 02:26:39,109 Rani! 2181 02:26:42,285 --> 02:26:44,235 So I cheated! 2182 02:26:45,702 --> 02:26:49,412 I don't regret it for a minute. 2183 02:26:52,187 --> 02:26:55,977 But I do regret bottling it up 2184 02:26:57,104 --> 02:26:58,814 for all these years. 2185 02:27:02,812 --> 02:27:06,402 Your grandpa used to hit me. 2186 02:27:10,299 --> 02:27:13,189 He'd beat your father with a belt. 2187 02:27:13,603 --> 02:27:17,443 He was disgusted by his son wanting to dance. 2188 02:27:18,521 --> 02:27:20,311 He hated him. 2189 02:27:23,479 --> 02:27:26,729 You want to judge Tijori? So hear this. 2190 02:27:27,232 --> 02:27:30,062 On the surface, your grandfather looked so gentle, 2191 02:27:30,187 --> 02:27:33,767 but inside, he was another Tijori. 2192 02:27:35,437 --> 02:27:39,897 Your father is unlike his father. Just as Rocky is unlike his father. 2193 02:27:43,146 --> 02:27:47,096 The love I was showered with in those brief seven days, 2194 02:27:47,854 --> 02:27:52,524 I never got in my long years of marriage. 2195 02:27:55,521 --> 02:27:59,311 Love was not in my destiny, Rani. 2196 02:28:02,235 --> 02:28:04,515 But it is in yours. 2197 02:28:05,562 --> 02:28:11,062 Decide if you want to become a 70-year-old Jamini, 2198 02:28:11,521 --> 02:28:14,521 someone who waited for love all her life. 2199 02:28:17,729 --> 02:28:18,769 Tell me! 2200 02:28:36,187 --> 02:28:38,437 Did you hear what she said? 2201 02:28:38,646 --> 02:28:42,646 I knew she was pure trouble. 2202 02:28:43,812 --> 02:28:47,482 I'll never forget the way I was humiliated today. 2203 02:28:47,979 --> 02:28:50,269 My humiliation was even greater. 2204 02:28:50,854 --> 02:28:52,444 Hey! Switch the TV off! 2205 02:28:53,354 --> 02:28:58,404 Tijori, you saw how my husband was running after that Jamini. 2206 02:28:58,979 --> 02:29:02,149 And that Rani has spread poison in this house. 2207 02:29:02,562 --> 02:29:04,442 I said, put the TV off! 2208 02:29:06,312 --> 02:29:09,562 Pulling my veil free 2209 02:29:11,854 --> 02:29:14,854 Breaking all barriers 2210 02:29:16,854 --> 02:29:20,774 No one can stop my heart from flying 2211 02:29:21,687 --> 02:29:23,227 There it goes! 2212 02:29:29,729 --> 02:29:31,649 When did this happen? 2213 02:29:32,854 --> 02:29:34,654 She has shamed us. 2214 02:29:35,437 --> 02:29:39,687 No one can stop my heart from flying 2215 02:29:40,112 --> 02:29:42,482 There it goes! 2216 02:29:45,479 --> 02:29:48,479 Today I want to live again 2217 02:29:50,646 --> 02:29:53,596 Today I want to die again 2218 02:29:55,604 --> 02:29:58,484 Today I want to live again 2219 02:29:59,437 --> 02:30:02,687 Today I want to die again 2220 02:30:03,021 --> 02:30:04,731 You wretched woman! 2221 02:30:05,854 --> 02:30:07,854 Rocky, are you in your right mind? 2222 02:30:12,646 --> 02:30:14,306 For the first time I am, Grandma. 2223 02:30:16,437 --> 02:30:19,227 You know what I learned in their home? 2224 02:30:20,854 --> 02:30:23,854 The respect I felt for you both, 2225 02:30:26,286 --> 02:30:27,896 was not respect, but fear. 2226 02:30:30,854 --> 02:30:33,734 - I'm not scared anymore. - Talk politely to your grandma. 2227 02:30:33,854 --> 02:30:35,564 First talk politely to my mother. 2228 02:30:35,896 --> 02:30:38,846 You fool! You dare answer your father back? 2229 02:30:42,146 --> 02:30:43,096 Father? 2230 02:30:44,854 --> 02:30:47,854 A father who was not a loving son, how could he be a loving father to me? 2231 02:30:53,396 --> 02:30:54,476 You know, Papa. 2232 02:30:56,364 --> 02:31:00,484 I can't explain how much I love Rani. 2233 02:31:01,854 --> 02:31:07,524 She didn't respect you, or the elders of my family. 2234 02:31:09,062 --> 02:31:10,852 So I broke off with her. 2235 02:31:13,521 --> 02:31:17,311 I consider my mother like a goddess. 2236 02:31:19,172 --> 02:31:20,522 But you show her no respect. 2237 02:31:25,107 --> 02:31:27,097 So we must part ways. 2238 02:31:32,604 --> 02:31:36,314 I hope you enjoy your grand home, your business, 2239 02:31:37,600 --> 02:31:43,520 your wealth, your arrogance, Tijori-ji. 2240 02:31:47,771 --> 02:31:49,151 I'm leaving home. 2241 02:31:51,085 --> 02:31:53,395 My son will not leave alone. 2242 02:31:53,854 --> 02:31:54,984 Absolutely not. 2243 02:31:56,927 --> 02:31:59,397 You can't be of our blood. 2244 02:32:02,437 --> 02:32:03,557 Wrong, Grandma. 2245 02:32:06,646 --> 02:32:08,436 Your blood does run in my veins, 2246 02:32:10,562 --> 02:32:13,022 but there's no trace of you in my heart. 2247 02:32:15,771 --> 02:32:16,981 Who are you to me? 2248 02:32:19,771 --> 02:32:22,601 Blood ties and love ties are not the same. 2249 02:32:25,475 --> 02:32:27,145 Love makes relationships. 2250 02:32:30,875 --> 02:32:33,765 Such a pity you could never love. 2251 02:32:38,229 --> 02:32:40,479 So now you're all alone. 2252 02:32:46,312 --> 02:32:47,772 Now live with yourself. 2253 02:32:54,433 --> 02:32:55,273 Tijori... 2254 02:32:58,576 --> 02:32:59,346 Papa-ji. 2255 02:32:59,830 --> 02:33:00,910 Tijori... 2256 02:33:14,573 --> 02:33:16,103 Papa-ji, you took my name? 2257 02:33:18,601 --> 02:33:19,651 Tijori. 2258 02:33:21,062 --> 02:33:22,142 My son. 2259 02:33:27,271 --> 02:33:28,771 My son. 2260 02:33:31,825 --> 02:33:33,845 Never break up the family. 2261 02:33:35,146 --> 02:33:36,976 Never break up the family. 2262 02:33:38,771 --> 02:33:40,771 Never break up the family. 2263 02:33:50,143 --> 02:33:51,103 Papa-ji! 2264 02:33:51,513 --> 02:33:52,603 Papa-ji! 2265 02:33:53,687 --> 02:33:55,307 - Rocky. - Grandpa. 2266 02:33:55,431 --> 02:33:56,651 Check his pulse. 2267 02:33:56,896 --> 02:33:59,556 Get the car out! Papa-ji... 2268 02:34:00,251 --> 02:34:02,151 Grandpa's pulse is very weak. 2269 02:34:02,771 --> 02:34:04,101 Nurse! 2270 02:34:07,422 --> 02:34:08,352 Nurse! 2271 02:34:08,979 --> 02:34:10,019 Doctor! 2272 02:34:10,937 --> 02:34:12,017 Doctor! 2273 02:34:55,270 --> 02:34:56,400 Tijori! 2274 02:35:02,696 --> 02:35:08,546 Cry your heart out, Ranjha 2275 02:35:09,052 --> 02:35:14,832 Parted from your Heer 2276 02:35:15,352 --> 02:35:21,002 Cry your heart out 2277 02:35:21,671 --> 02:35:26,821 Cry your heart out, Mirza 2278 02:35:27,921 --> 02:35:33,211 Parted from your Sahiba 2279 02:35:34,324 --> 02:35:37,044 Cry your heart out 2280 02:35:37,458 --> 02:35:40,038 Cry your heart out 2281 02:35:41,108 --> 02:35:44,268 The heartless spider struck 2282 02:35:44,389 --> 02:35:47,059 Spreading its poison 2283 02:35:47,539 --> 02:35:50,349 Listen to our plea, O God! 2284 02:35:50,633 --> 02:35:53,613 Show pity on lovers who are pulled apart 2285 02:35:53,876 --> 02:35:59,786 All happiness in life is nothing without my beloved 2286 02:36:00,173 --> 02:36:05,773 No prayer, no balm can heal this deep affliction 2287 02:36:06,227 --> 02:36:10,557 Swallow your youth 2288 02:36:12,230 --> 02:36:17,350 The two streams that flow from your eyes 2289 02:36:21,905 --> 02:36:25,185 Tijori, tell her to leave. 2290 02:36:28,312 --> 02:36:31,402 Let me say a last goodbye. 2291 02:36:51,076 --> 02:36:54,096 It's Jamini. 2292 02:36:56,269 --> 02:37:01,749 Made of strong clay 2293 02:37:02,701 --> 02:37:08,351 Yet hearts are made of fragile glass 2294 02:37:09,133 --> 02:37:14,133 Those who are fated to break 2295 02:37:15,337 --> 02:37:20,087 do so at your gestures 2296 02:37:22,165 --> 02:37:28,115 Lovers not fated to live as one 2297 02:37:28,957 --> 02:37:34,077 O Lord, never let them meet 2298 02:37:35,040 --> 02:37:39,960 Why take pleasure in their pain? When it is nothing to you 2299 02:37:41,229 --> 02:37:45,829 It's all a twist of fate 2300 02:37:46,993 --> 02:37:51,463 Let lovers live 2301 02:37:53,317 --> 02:37:58,547 They don't know the ways of the world 2302 02:37:59,069 --> 02:38:00,789 He was my soulmate. 2303 02:38:02,775 --> 02:38:07,495 Cry your heart out, Ranjha 2304 02:38:08,830 --> 02:38:13,290 Parted from your Heer 2305 02:38:15,533 --> 02:38:18,193 Cry your heart out 2306 02:38:20,798 --> 02:38:21,848 Poonam. 2307 02:38:24,090 --> 02:38:27,130 I know I do not deserve to be forgiven, 2308 02:38:30,087 --> 02:38:31,377 - but if you can... - No. 2309 02:38:34,030 --> 02:38:35,170 It's too late. 2310 02:38:36,507 --> 02:38:38,667 You lost the right to say sorry. 2311 02:38:39,789 --> 02:38:43,049 You aren't worthy of respect, nor is your mother. 2312 02:38:45,729 --> 02:38:48,919 She didn't respect women, despite being a woman herself. 2313 02:38:50,174 --> 02:38:52,094 What could be worse than that? 2314 02:38:53,882 --> 02:38:55,672 In raising you as the man of the house, 2315 02:38:55,799 --> 02:38:58,419 she forgot you were not only her son, 2316 02:38:59,798 --> 02:39:01,258 but also your father's son. 2317 02:39:01,382 --> 02:39:03,172 And a father to your children. 2318 02:39:05,084 --> 02:39:08,514 And you are my husband. 2319 02:39:11,244 --> 02:39:13,804 Now you're imprisoned by regret, 2320 02:39:15,007 --> 02:39:15,967 and I am free. 2321 02:39:17,674 --> 02:39:19,764 Be well in your confinement, Mr. Tijori. 2322 02:39:20,354 --> 02:39:23,974 Disrespectful woman! Is that how you talk to your husband? 2323 02:39:24,258 --> 02:39:26,418 First learn how to talk to my wife. 2324 02:39:30,965 --> 02:39:31,875 Tijori. 2325 02:39:33,090 --> 02:39:34,760 You dare shout at your mother? 2326 02:39:37,329 --> 02:39:38,629 Is this how I raised you? 2327 02:39:39,215 --> 02:39:43,415 Raised me, Mummy? You hardly did. 2328 02:39:45,850 --> 02:39:51,090 You made me an arrogant man. That arrogance is hollow. 2329 02:40:00,382 --> 02:40:02,052 You were right, Poonam. 2330 02:40:02,800 --> 02:40:04,630 I'm unworthy of forgiveness. 2331 02:40:07,965 --> 02:40:12,335 But I'll try my best to earn your forgiveness. 2332 02:40:18,174 --> 02:40:19,924 I have lost my father. 2333 02:40:22,008 --> 02:40:23,838 I don't want to lose my wife and children. 2334 02:40:29,257 --> 02:40:30,877 I will not lose them. 2335 02:40:58,621 --> 02:41:00,671 Thakuma, I'm going out... 2336 02:41:14,090 --> 02:41:15,720 We came here to apologise. 2337 02:41:16,590 --> 02:41:21,420 I'm responsible for all the problems that have come between us. 2338 02:41:23,852 --> 02:41:26,262 - Forgive me if you can. - Uncle, please. 2339 02:41:28,507 --> 02:41:31,917 I was wrong to do and say what I did. 2340 02:41:33,340 --> 02:41:36,920 I insulted our love by insulting you the other day. 2341 02:41:39,007 --> 02:41:43,007 Rocky may never forgive me, but you must, uncle. I'm really very sorry. 2342 02:41:43,132 --> 02:41:44,342 No, my dear. 2343 02:41:50,715 --> 02:41:55,335 We really want Rocky to marry into your family. 2344 02:41:57,872 --> 02:41:59,382 If you all agree... 2345 02:42:02,549 --> 02:42:04,049 ...and you agree too. 2346 02:42:04,715 --> 02:42:07,625 A heartbroken lover waits for you outside. 2347 02:42:08,770 --> 02:42:14,510 How long will you be cross with me? 2348 02:42:15,881 --> 02:42:21,561 I'll hold you close so you won't stay mad at me 2349 02:42:22,964 --> 02:42:25,714 Since the day we met 2350 02:42:26,558 --> 02:42:28,968 Since the day we met 2351 02:42:29,982 --> 02:42:32,842 I'm no longer me 2352 02:42:33,687 --> 02:42:36,277 Since the day we met 2353 02:42:37,233 --> 02:42:40,173 I'm no longer me 2354 02:42:40,680 --> 02:42:43,200 Since the day we met 2355 02:42:50,924 --> 02:42:52,674 Come, sit in my car, babe 2356 02:42:53,215 --> 02:42:55,165 Come, sit in my car, babe 2357 02:42:55,611 --> 02:42:57,691 Come, sit in my car, babe 2358 02:42:58,058 --> 02:43:00,158 Come, sit in my car, babe 2359 02:43:00,451 --> 02:43:03,841 Long drive, full speed, stopping nowhere 2360 02:43:04,924 --> 02:43:05,884 Shut up! 2361 02:43:07,496 --> 02:43:09,876 Can't you see she is emotional? 2362 02:43:21,439 --> 02:43:22,129 Hi. 2363 02:43:23,131 --> 02:43:25,591 I am dyed in your colours now. Everything is Rani Pink. 2364 02:43:27,000 --> 02:43:28,220 I'm sorry. 2365 02:43:31,314 --> 02:43:34,014 I don't know what I was thinking. I'm really sorry. 2366 02:43:35,549 --> 02:43:37,129 In love, no sorry, no thank you! 2367 02:43:38,382 --> 02:43:39,922 This is Rocky and Rani's love story. 2368 02:43:40,049 --> 02:43:42,129 Can't be brushed off like dandruff! 2369 02:43:46,007 --> 02:43:49,127 - You really are unique! - Whatever I am, I'm yours. 2370 02:43:52,715 --> 02:43:54,925 - I love you! - I love you from last life. 2371 02:44:02,090 --> 02:44:04,420 Will you kiss me? Or do I hit you? 2372 02:44:04,799 --> 02:44:05,669 One second. 2373 02:44:05,924 --> 02:44:07,924 Give us happy vibes! 2374 02:44:11,433 --> 02:44:14,053 Paths going nowhere 2375 02:44:14,166 --> 02:44:16,656 Now lead somewhere 2376 02:44:16,779 --> 02:44:19,409 You make all troubles disappear 2377 02:44:19,529 --> 02:44:21,979 You can be trouble too 2378 02:44:22,102 --> 02:44:24,392 Since the day we met 2379 02:44:24,788 --> 02:44:27,008 Since the day we met 2380 02:44:27,473 --> 02:44:29,913 I'm no longer me 2381 02:44:30,172 --> 02:44:32,352 Since the day we met 2382 02:44:32,750 --> 02:44:37,620 My heart came to flower 2383 02:44:38,095 --> 02:44:40,705 With the coming of spring 2384 02:44:40,831 --> 02:44:43,421 Since the day we met 2385 02:44:51,692 --> 02:44:56,672 At this age, my pride and self-respect won't allow me to think 2386 02:44:56,799 --> 02:44:59,669 that perhaps I was wrong. 2387 02:45:00,402 --> 02:45:03,422 So I give you this peace offering: 2388 02:45:04,007 --> 02:45:06,377 the secret laddoo recipe 2389 02:45:08,049 --> 02:45:10,339 that my grandmother gave me. 2390 02:45:11,257 --> 02:45:16,717 I trust you will not make the same mistakes that I have made. 2391 02:45:19,465 --> 02:45:21,465 Congratulations on your wedding, dear. 2392 02:45:22,382 --> 02:45:23,922 A long life to you. 2393 02:45:42,505 --> 02:45:46,915 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2394 02:45:47,979 --> 02:45:52,509 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2395 02:45:53,382 --> 02:45:57,672 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2396 02:45:58,943 --> 02:46:03,133 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2397 02:46:04,299 --> 02:46:08,049 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2398 02:46:09,738 --> 02:46:13,258 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2399 02:46:15,211 --> 02:46:19,021 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2400 02:46:29,164 --> 02:46:31,844 Childhood passes so quickly 2401 02:46:34,540 --> 02:46:37,260 Like the months of spring 2402 02:46:39,132 --> 02:46:42,592 Now your new life begins 2403 02:46:43,591 --> 02:46:48,091 In your dear husband's home 2404 02:46:50,924 --> 02:46:54,094 Feels like home to you 2405 02:46:55,488 --> 02:46:59,008 Now your new life begins 2406 02:47:00,831 --> 02:47:04,471 May the evil eye never fall on you 2407 02:47:06,248 --> 02:47:09,918 Your parents' home is full 2408 02:47:12,757 --> 02:47:15,627 Adorned with marigolds 2409 02:47:18,209 --> 02:47:20,799 Your palanquin is ready 2410 02:47:23,632 --> 02:47:26,382 Those days of your childhood 2411 02:47:27,924 --> 02:47:31,844 No one can stop them pass by 2412 02:47:33,625 --> 02:47:36,915 Now your new life begins 2413 02:47:38,932 --> 02:47:42,132 Now your new life begins 2414 02:47:45,465 --> 02:47:49,295 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2415 02:47:50,726 --> 02:47:55,506 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2416 02:47:56,303 --> 02:48:00,673 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2417 02:48:01,517 --> 02:48:05,807 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2418 02:48:07,140 --> 02:48:11,720 When you bid farewell to your parents 2419 02:48:12,657 --> 02:48:16,717 You will take their joy with you 2420 02:48:18,076 --> 02:48:22,376 Who does the birdsong awaken at dawn? 2421 02:48:23,388 --> 02:48:27,798 Who has the sun come to meet in the courtyard? 2422 02:48:29,122 --> 02:48:31,922 The feelings we kept silent in our hearts 2423 02:48:33,335 --> 02:48:37,125 Are spoken today for all to hear 2424 02:48:38,715 --> 02:48:42,585 Tell your brother all about it 2425 02:48:44,212 --> 02:48:48,092 Just how much I really love you 2426 02:48:50,924 --> 02:48:53,714 Wedding bangles on your wrists 2427 02:48:55,174 --> 02:48:59,134 Your childhood toys all gone 2428 02:49:00,970 --> 02:49:04,260 Now your new life begins 2429 02:49:07,299 --> 02:49:09,799 Childhood passes so quickly 2430 02:49:12,741 --> 02:49:15,341 Like the months of spring 2431 02:49:17,332 --> 02:49:20,722 Now your new life begins 2432 02:49:22,689 --> 02:49:25,679 Now your new life begins 2433 02:49:28,202 --> 02:49:31,312 Now your new life begins 2434 02:49:33,522 --> 02:49:37,212 Now your new life begins 2435 02:49:39,665 --> 02:49:44,215 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2436 02:49:45,250 --> 02:49:49,210 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2437 02:49:50,826 --> 02:49:54,616 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2438 02:49:56,211 --> 02:50:01,031 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2439 02:50:34,340 --> 02:50:38,040 Colourless were the days 2440 02:50:39,972 --> 02:50:43,342 Colourless were the nights 2441 02:50:45,647 --> 02:50:49,147 To my world 2442 02:50:50,311 --> 02:50:53,271 You brought colour 2443 02:50:56,781 --> 02:51:00,151 Bland were the moments 2444 02:51:02,292 --> 02:51:05,352 Lived till today 2445 02:51:07,843 --> 02:51:10,853 To my world 2446 02:51:12,532 --> 02:51:15,522 You brought life 2447 02:51:18,805 --> 02:51:21,375 Paths going nowhere 2448 02:51:21,615 --> 02:51:24,115 Now lead somewhere 2449 02:51:24,360 --> 02:51:27,050 You make all troubles disappear 2450 02:51:27,170 --> 02:51:29,780 You can be trouble too 2451 02:51:30,102 --> 02:51:34,772 Since the day we met 2452 02:51:35,678 --> 02:51:38,068 I'm no longer me 2453 02:51:38,478 --> 02:51:40,728 Since the day we met 2454 02:51:41,064 --> 02:51:44,754 My heart came to flower 2455 02:51:46,817 --> 02:51:49,397 With the coming of spring 2456 02:51:49,642 --> 02:51:54,402 Since the day we met 2457 02:51:58,001 --> 02:52:02,231 Since the day we met 2458 02:52:25,740 --> 02:52:30,130 The pages of our life were blank 2459 02:52:31,327 --> 02:52:35,167 Without love in our lives 2460 02:52:36,921 --> 02:52:41,571 Heartaches run through lines of verse 2461 02:52:42,386 --> 02:52:46,076 For those with love stories 2462 02:52:48,174 --> 02:52:51,294 There was a time in the eyes of the world 2463 02:52:51,412 --> 02:52:53,342 We had no name 2464 02:52:53,835 --> 02:52:58,155 Now they call us the eternal lovers 2465 02:52:59,462 --> 02:53:03,812 Since the day we met 2466 02:53:04,923 --> 02:53:07,703 I'm no longer me 2467 02:53:07,907 --> 02:53:09,997 Since the day we met 2468 02:53:10,572 --> 02:53:14,282 My heart came to flower 2469 02:53:16,125 --> 02:53:18,765 With the coming of spring 2470 02:53:19,051 --> 02:53:23,401 Since the day we met 2471 02:53:27,237 --> 02:53:31,927 Since the day we met 2472 02:53:52,500 --> 02:53:56,520 Since the day we met 2473 02:54:23,722 --> 02:54:28,372 O crazy one! 2474 02:54:29,288 --> 02:54:33,318 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2475 02:54:34,760 --> 02:54:39,680 O crazy one! 2476 02:54:40,321 --> 02:54:43,841 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2477 02:54:46,222 --> 02:54:49,652 How deep is your love for her? 2478 02:54:51,585 --> 02:54:54,615 Have you ever asked yourself? 2479 02:54:57,108 --> 02:55:01,338 When selfishness has no hold over you 2480 02:55:02,579 --> 02:55:05,539 Only then can you truly love 2481 02:55:07,543 --> 02:55:09,653 Heed my words 2482 02:55:10,218 --> 02:55:12,398 Heed my words 2483 02:55:12,971 --> 02:55:16,881 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2484 02:55:18,381 --> 02:55:22,441 O crazy one! 2485 02:55:23,880 --> 02:55:27,890 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2486 02:55:29,784 --> 02:55:34,224 In exchange of her smile grant me a thousand tears 2487 02:55:35,273 --> 02:55:38,993 O crazy one! 2488 02:55:40,683 --> 02:55:45,453 True love demands this condition. Why question it? 2489 02:55:46,159 --> 02:55:49,719 O crazy one! 2490 02:55:53,898 --> 02:55:58,388 Forget stubbornness. Forget conditions 2491 02:55:59,311 --> 02:56:03,231 All is endured in love 2492 02:56:04,683 --> 02:56:08,963 That's the heartless learn to love 2493 02:56:10,193 --> 02:56:13,983 A little distance is not a bad thing 2494 02:56:15,715 --> 02:56:18,855 Love s fragrance spreads from away 2495 02:56:21,071 --> 02:56:25,071 Without you, my story is incomplete 2496 02:56:27,043 --> 02:56:30,953 Who says lovers are united forever 2497 02:56:32,488 --> 02:56:35,428 Where is this written? 2498 02:56:38,022 --> 02:56:41,372 When our worlds become one 2499 02:56:43,511 --> 02:56:46,521 Then your love will be complete 2500 02:56:48,438 --> 02:56:51,658 Come into his arms 2501 02:56:53,966 --> 02:56:57,466 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2502 02:56:59,348 --> 02:57:03,268 O crazy one! 2503 02:57:04,751 --> 02:57:08,771 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2504 02:57:32,209 --> 02:57:37,489 We always pray for what we do not have 2505 02:57:37,753 --> 02:57:42,163 This is your fault 2506 02:57:43,305 --> 02:57:48,115 Why behave indifferently towards those you love? 2507 02:57:48,416 --> 02:57:53,366 Why do such a thing? Tell me. 2508 02:57:54,081 --> 02:57:59,251 Your disregard worries me 2509 02:58:00,169 --> 02:58:04,679 You're either a character in your own life or someone else's 2510 02:58:04,795 --> 02:58:07,055 Now you choose 2511 02:58:07,509 --> 02:58:09,669 Now you choose 2512 02:58:10,216 --> 02:58:14,226 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2513 02:58:15,605 --> 02:58:20,215 O crazy one! 2514 02:58:21,139 --> 02:58:25,249 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2515 02:58:27,082 --> 02:58:31,912 In exchange of her smile grant me a thousand tears 2516 02:58:32,443 --> 02:58:36,143 O crazy one! 2517 02:58:37,875 --> 02:58:43,315 True love demands this condition. Why question it? 2518 02:58:43,435 --> 02:58:47,145 O crazy one! 228550